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<v Speaker 1>Radios all time favorites Freeman Garston and Charles correll A

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<v Speaker 1>mir Andy.

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<v Speaker 2>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>About a week ago, Andy Brown met a young girl,

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<v Speaker 1>Gertrude Thompson. Despite the fact that she's years younger than Andy,

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<v Speaker 1>he's taking quite an interest in her. They've been out

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<v Speaker 1>dancing to the theater together, and tonight Gertrude has had

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<v Speaker 1>Andy up to her house for a quiet little dinner alone.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, dinner is over and Andy is helping Gertrude

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<v Speaker 1>wash the dishes.

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<v Speaker 2>Gertrude, could I ask you something?

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, mister Brown.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>You will get mad or nothing with it?

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<v Speaker 3>Of course not.

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<v Speaker 2>And you ain't gonna think I has forwarded.

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<v Speaker 3>Not at all.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, you've got a short sleeve dress on, so which

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<v Speaker 5>you mind reaching down in the garbage disposal?

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<v Speaker 2>And the fish not my cigar.

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<v Speaker 3>But tell me something, mister Brown. You've never been married.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it ain't cause I ain't had a lot of chances.

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<v Speaker 5>Plenty of gals has been infatuated with me. The thing is,

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<v Speaker 5>I ain't never been fetched up with them the way

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<v Speaker 5>they've been fetched up with me.

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<v Speaker 6>But someday you will find the right girl and settle down,

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<v Speaker 6>won't you.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh sure, I'm planned to get married and settle down

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<v Speaker 5>one of these days, now that I have reached my maternity.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, mister Brown, if you ever do get married, have

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<v Speaker 6>you any ideas who it would be?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? I always figured to be a woman.

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<v Speaker 5>But tell me, Gertrude, is you ever think of what

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<v Speaker 5>kind of husband i'd make?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, he's the truth, Andy, That's the reason I've gone

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<v Speaker 6>out with you so much and had you up here.

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<v Speaker 3>To dinner to find out what kind of husband you'd make.

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<v Speaker 2>And just what is the verdict, my judie Petudi?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I think you're very sweet, Andy, and that you'd make.

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<v Speaker 2>A wonderful husband.

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<v Speaker 6>Hot though, Yes, Sandy, you're so charming and friendly and

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<v Speaker 6>sweet and affectionate and cheerful.

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<v Speaker 3>No, what's wrong?

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing? Then?

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<v Speaker 3>Then what are you pouting for?

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<v Speaker 2>You forgot handsome?

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<v Speaker 7>Look like you're gonna take a feudal stever.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that gert Rude is pretty interested in me.

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<v Speaker 2>But don't talk like that. King Fish marries ain't bad?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, now, look, then, the only difference between marriage and

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<v Speaker 7>them fellows that made the charge of the Light Brigade

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<v Speaker 7>into the.

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<v Speaker 2>Valley of Death.

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<v Speaker 7>The dem boys had a horse to make the trip easier.

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<v Speaker 7>Tell me, is, uh, what did you do with all

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<v Speaker 7>this junk here in your room? Close spring cleaning here?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, no, I'm throwing out all these tormentos I

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<v Speaker 5>got from gals in the pasture with Gertrude talking about marriage.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't want her to never see none of this stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Eh, he sure got a lot of stuff. And gals

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<v Speaker 4>in the pairs you're in.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Look at here.

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<v Speaker 5>He had an old dance card, a college tennant, a

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<v Speaker 5>rose and this glove.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, I got that from Tilly May's field.

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<v Speaker 7>Hen, and what kind of a glove is there?

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<v Speaker 5>That's the second baseman's myth. Tilly was a star with

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<v Speaker 5>the girls' softball team.

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<v Speaker 4>Whatever happened to Tilly?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>I tried to get the second base one night, and

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<v Speaker 5>she throwed me out in the outfield. Here, kingfish a

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<v Speaker 5>perfume tanks you.

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<v Speaker 4>That smells like real French perfume.

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<v Speaker 5>There, boy, Oh yeah, that was Gwendolyn Parker. She always

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<v Speaker 5>wore that French perfume. She worked for a bacon company. Boy,

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<v Speaker 5>I was crazy about her. She smell like a cross

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<v Speaker 5>between the Splits of Paris and the National biscuit company.

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<v Speaker 2>Say tell me something that takes that perfume from Wales,

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<v Speaker 2>don't they.

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<v Speaker 4>Sort to say?

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<v Speaker 7>Hannah, But I see the dead whale once on the

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<v Speaker 7>beach to Corny Allen. Believe me, if that whale never

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<v Speaker 7>had any perfume, they never should have tooken away from him.

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<v Speaker 7>And just one thing about this cut rude, Ain't they're

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<v Speaker 7>a big different in your ages? After Oh, she's about

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<v Speaker 7>twenty and you was forty seven?

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<v Speaker 2>Well what about us?

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<v Speaker 7>Don't you realize? And in twenty years you will be

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<v Speaker 7>sixty seven and she'll be forty.

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<v Speaker 4>What is you gonna do then?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>She ain't got nothing to worry about, even if she

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<v Speaker 2>is old woman. I'm gonna stick fire.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh you know, come to think I read?

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<v Speaker 8>Uh?

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<v Speaker 4>I guess gonna take more than them.

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<v Speaker 7>Very who was vans of that gout the story love

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<v Speaker 7>a boy.

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<v Speaker 4>Like you down?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh yeah, yeah, when they finally put you away, they

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<v Speaker 7>better not have no woman, poor Barrows.

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<v Speaker 4>You laugh the comrade out that box for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Girtrud is the only gal for me. King

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<v Speaker 2>Biggertrude Thompson.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, you know why I think so? Fire?

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<v Speaker 2>Know her?

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<v Speaker 7>Ain't her mama? That the old gall in the woman's club.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, that's right. I ain't met the mama yet.

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<v Speaker 5>She was out there other night, But King Fish, I

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<v Speaker 5>called Gertrude and I'm going up to see her the knight.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm planning on popping the question.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, look at this box. Yeah, look at it.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh well, well it looks like you've got the ring

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<v Speaker 7>and everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, boy, I got it this afternoon. Let me

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<v Speaker 2>open the box. Look at that. I hate that up beauty.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Uh, there's a nice setting there, a right.

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<v Speaker 7>Uh when you.

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<v Speaker 4>Gonna have the diamond put in?

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<v Speaker 5>Mean the DIAMONDI is in there, Kingfish, you gotta look

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<v Speaker 5>at it just right.

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<v Speaker 2>Look here, look at her. If you crouched down there

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<v Speaker 2>and squint at it and the light, you can see it.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, let me look down you come on, let's get.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, something just winked at midday.

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<v Speaker 7>I see it's there, King Fish, Well, good luck, good tonight,

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<v Speaker 7>an't it? But I got the idea to engagement party.

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<v Speaker 7>There's going to be a lot of crouching and squinting.

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<v Speaker 9>Boy, George, what's this about?

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<v Speaker 3>Andy and younger Hue Thompson.

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<v Speaker 4>That's right, it's up and it's going up.

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<v Speaker 7>To see you tonight and pop the questions.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh, this whole thing is ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 11>A young girl like that way. I tell Mama, she's

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<v Speaker 11>a fando of miss Thompsons, and I know she'll think it.

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<v Speaker 3>So where's never that ball ahead?

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<v Speaker 2>Bandy leggings?

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<v Speaker 12>Didn't he a.

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<v Speaker 9>Hell no shoan?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't see you there?

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<v Speaker 7>Uh, Mama, if they ever hold the primers for the

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<v Speaker 7>Pickle of the Year, you was going to get the

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<v Speaker 7>biggest write end vote in history.

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<v Speaker 9>A lot of that.

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<v Speaker 10>George.

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<v Speaker 11>Hey, mamma, did you hear the news that Andy Brown

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<v Speaker 11>is proposing to younger to Thompson?

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<v Speaker 2>Now what is that big lord for doing that for?

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<v Speaker 7>Because deck gall is interested in him. He went out

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<v Speaker 7>with him, had him up for dinner, talk to him

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<v Speaker 7>about asked him what kind of a husband he had made.

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<v Speaker 7>Naturally he's gonna prepose to her after that?

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<v Speaker 9>Why that Poulpe who Gertrude ain't interested in him as

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<v Speaker 9>a husband for uself?

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<v Speaker 4>How you know that?

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<v Speaker 10>Now?

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<v Speaker 7>Wait a minute, now, what has she been leading him

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<v Speaker 7>on for us?

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<v Speaker 2>She's interested in Andy Brown.

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<v Speaker 7>As a husband for her?

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<v Speaker 1>Mama?

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<v Speaker 4>What did he talking about her?

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<v Speaker 10>Mama?

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<v Speaker 11>Well, I'm just telling him I had lunch with Miss

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<v Speaker 11>Thompson yesterday.

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<v Speaker 9>She told me all about it.

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<v Speaker 7>She's been looking for.

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<v Speaker 3>A husband for the past six months.

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<v Speaker 9>She had trouble cause she's such a big horse.

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<v Speaker 7>Takes one of the new ones.

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<v Speaker 4>What nothing?

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<v Speaker 2>Now her daughter's been out trying to get a husband's fall.

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<v Speaker 11>Now, Ain't that Andy Brown is on his way up

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<v Speaker 11>there to propose to the daughter.

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<v Speaker 4>Tonight over the mackerel.

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<v Speaker 7>What that poor boob is walking into. This is the

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<v Speaker 7>biggest mistake since the captain of the Titanic said, look.

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<v Speaker 4>At that big white cloud off the port bow.

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<v Speaker 7>Amoson.

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<v Speaker 13>Andy will be back in a moment. Meanwhile, here's music

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<v Speaker 13>by the Four Knights.

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<v Speaker 1>Come to me.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm gonna call it be.

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<v Speaker 4>Do cuddle up and do be blue.

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<v Speaker 7>All your fears are foolish.

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<v Speaker 8>Fancy me.

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<v Speaker 4>You no, dear, that I'm in love with you.

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<v Speaker 12>Every cloudma had a silver lie.

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<v Speaker 8>Just wait until the sun shines to.

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<v Speaker 4>Smile my honey.

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<v Speaker 8>Deed while I gets away east tear or else I

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<v Speaker 8>shall be brother.

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<v Speaker 12>Call no every clouds, little movements, Just wait till the

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<v Speaker 12>sunshine through. Come here and smile, honey dear.

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<v Speaker 14>Let me give you away both those ess all else

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<v Speaker 14>I shall be my doc Holley, you do.

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<v Speaker 12>Smile, honey, wat.

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<v Speaker 8>Else, I shall't be well.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's Gotrou's house all ring the bell? Uh be still

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<v Speaker 2>my pounding heart. He was about to see the fairest

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<v Speaker 2>preacher in the world. Yeah, may I help you? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>excuse me, mister is the lady of the house, and.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm the lady of the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I'm missus Thulton. Oh excuse me. Yeah, I see

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<v Speaker 2>I see the lights. I couldn't see so well. I

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<v Speaker 2>is Andy Brown. Oh, mister Brown, come in. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, mister Brown, my daughter.

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<v Speaker 2>Saw so much to me about you.

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<v Speaker 7>Won't you come in the living room?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, say, where's Gertrude? She up? Theres getting dressed or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, Gertrude went out. Gertrude went out. Well, I

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<v Speaker 2>told her I was coming.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, but she thought we'd like to be alone. She

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<v Speaker 10>thought it might be something you wanted to ask me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh yeah, yeah, ask the mama. Yeah that's customer.

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<v Speaker 2>I won't you sit down here? I'm so fun? Yeah show,

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<v Speaker 2>Uh where's you're gonna say? Right here with you? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess if we both exhales, we can make it.

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<v Speaker 2>Now there we are. Oh, these nights are so bright.

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<v Speaker 9>I'll is that better?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I can hardly see it all.

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<v Speaker 10>Now, now what.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that you want to tell me? And well?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh, missus Thompson Thompson Hortense, Well, Hortense, I've been out

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<v Speaker 5>with your daughter and we as recuse marriage. I suppose

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<v Speaker 5>you know why it is You're nice hypoptic question?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, I hortense.

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<v Speaker 5>Was you my not taking such deep breath as you

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<v Speaker 5>was practically and held me off the sofa.

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<v Speaker 2>And you so shoes?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, thank you. I guess you know from your daughter house?

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<v Speaker 2>Hers I is Oh tonight, I done brought a ring?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh a ring? Let me see it? Well, don't you

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<v Speaker 2>think we ought to wait for Gertrude? Or I can

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<v Speaker 2>show that to her leader? Let me see it? Wow? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>there you is, Auden a engagement ring.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh andy, how wonderful waiting your gurt?

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<v Speaker 7>You seize it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, everything that's gonna be perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll be so happy. We gonna have a wonderful honeymoon.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh we got uh wait, you is comping on coming along?

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<v Speaker 9>Wow?

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<v Speaker 4>Posty?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but what about Gertrude? Oh you stay right here

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<v Speaker 2>in New York, in New York.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, you can drop of post guard here and there.

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<v Speaker 2>Along the way.

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<v Speaker 5>I waited all these years, and now I'm gonna wind

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, I'm so happy about this engagement. Oh, let's see

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<v Speaker 3>it gritty.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, wait a minute, Wait a minute, chair.

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<v Speaker 5>I know that you was an affectionate family, but I

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<v Speaker 5>don't think we ought to go overboard chair. Well, then

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<v Speaker 5>next with a herd Oh no, no, look, Miss Thompson,

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<v Speaker 5>as long as Gertrude ain't here, supports to just shake hands,

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<v Speaker 5>slap each other on the.

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<v Speaker 2>Back and call it the evening.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, come in, brother, Henna.

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<v Speaker 7>You know I think you was going to run into

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<v Speaker 7>a mess last night at Miss Thompson's house.

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<v Speaker 4>But I see by the newspapers that worked out fine.

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<v Speaker 7>What you mean, King, Well, I've heard us twitching horses

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<v Speaker 7>in midstream, but I ain't never heard of someone jumping

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<v Speaker 7>from a shuttling pointed to a.

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<v Speaker 2>Rhyan ospris before What is you talking about?

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<v Speaker 4>King's right?

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<v Speaker 7>Hearing the paper on the society go to engagement.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh oh yeah, Gertrudjmama, don't put it in the paper already.

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<v Speaker 7>Huh yes, in here and there, let me read it

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<v Speaker 7>to you to hear Missus Gertrude Thompson announces the engagement

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<v Speaker 7>of her mother, Missus Hortense Thompson to mister ANDREWID.

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<v Speaker 4>Brown of the city.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well you say when I uh of.

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<v Speaker 5>Say king face in that sentence you just read there,

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<v Speaker 5>didn't you put the predicator before the subjective?

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<v Speaker 2>Throw in a rut radic adnoid there someplace.

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<v Speaker 4>And see him.

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<v Speaker 7>Missus gertru Thompson announces the engagement of her mother, Missus.

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<v Speaker 5>Horton all the king face hold it, call the newspaper.

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<v Speaker 5>They got a type of gerraffical error there.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, era, and this isn't all the newspapers.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait a minute now, way, maybe I just don't understand

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<v Speaker 5>this newspaper wording Kingfish. In that announcement, the language boiled

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<v Speaker 5>down to the fact that somebody is in stone it

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<v Speaker 5>you was coming in on the beam and and one

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<v Speaker 5>of them persons is Andrew H.

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<v Speaker 2>Brown.

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<v Speaker 5>That's me still on the beam. And and the person

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<v Speaker 5>Andrew H. Brown is engaged is Miss Gertrude Thompson.

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<v Speaker 2>Hay, don you just nose.

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<v Speaker 7>Dived into the hangar. You will schedule to do your

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<v Speaker 7>formation flying with an old seagull.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy. Wait, a minute. Yere, wait, this couldn't happen.

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<v Speaker 4>Call my lawyer.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna suit the newspaper. I gonna sue everybody.

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<v Speaker 5>I've been praying, well, calm down there, and I'm down nothing.

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<v Speaker 5>How could I go up there the pre force to

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<v Speaker 5>the daughter and wind up engaged to the mother.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, and there there's very few persons in the world

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<v Speaker 7>that could do a thing like that. And all the

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<v Speaker 7>others I can think of is under.

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<v Speaker 2>Lock and key.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey Fish, give me that phone. I'm gonna call missus

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<v Speaker 5>Thompson and tell her this is all a mistake.

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<v Speaker 2>They will not wait a minute.

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<v Speaker 7>And then now look here, ain't no us to just

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<v Speaker 7>take your time there.

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<v Speaker 4>It ain't no mistake.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, I tell you, Kingfish, I'm no lessen hord tense.

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<v Speaker 5>This is Andy Brown.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh Andy, I'm folk glad she called.

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<v Speaker 15>I was just talking to.

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<v Speaker 3>Curtsey that she's so happy about Iron Cage.

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<v Speaker 2>But she is happy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm so proud of my little girl finding me

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<v Speaker 3>a wonderful man like you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I hold the phone. Hey, Kingfis you was right?

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<v Speaker 5>There wasn't no mistake. The daughter would just get me

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<v Speaker 5>for the mother.

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<v Speaker 2>What can I do? I can't marry the old gal

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<v Speaker 2>like that.

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<v Speaker 7>But then they tell her that's all a mistake, tell

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<v Speaker 7>her that she has throw the net around the wrong fish.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, look, Hortense, the thing is oh and real.

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<v Speaker 3>I have called up all the vais, and there all

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<v Speaker 3>coming up for the wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>I got the little shackled around the corn and handy.

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<v Speaker 2>We gonna be mad a week from the steak.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but uh, hold the phone's young fish. It is

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<v Speaker 5>too late to get out of the net. This flounder

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<v Speaker 5>is already in the frying fans. Look, Hortense, I'll call

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<v Speaker 5>you later.

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<v Speaker 1>What matter?

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<v Speaker 15>Something wrong?

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<v Speaker 10>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, goodbye?

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<v Speaker 5>Well don what are you gonna do now, king Fish?

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<v Speaker 5>The first thing I gonna do. I'm gonna lay right

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<v Speaker 5>down here on the floor and give myself artificial perspiration.

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<v Speaker 13>Amoson and they will be back shortly.

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<v Speaker 7>Meanwhile, here again are the four Knights.

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<v Speaker 14>Now mean brother the bill I mean in the wood

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<v Speaker 14>of eastern Maine. But the reason why went up there

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<v Speaker 14>though a good cats some game.

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<v Speaker 7>As me and brothers the bill went hunt. We open

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<v Speaker 7>in the.

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<v Speaker 14>Middle of the night, shot at something to back of

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<v Speaker 14>Grizzly Fair.

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<v Speaker 2>But the don't gune thing turned white.

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<v Speaker 14>Oh, I dropped that gun and the way I.

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<v Speaker 16>Run, Brother Bill said, bobus, the matter with you had

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<v Speaker 16>you down like me to run some to run so fast,

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<v Speaker 16>they say, you couldn't catch me all.

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<v Speaker 7>Day the way I run across that thief couldn't.

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<v Speaker 14>Catch me with another move. Brother Phil got so excited

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<v Speaker 14>he took shot at me. That bullet whistled past. My

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<v Speaker 14>ears hit the tree. I'll run until the water concoted.

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<v Speaker 14>My feet were dragging the ground. Come on, big me,

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<v Speaker 14>don't film in alcohols and.

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<v Speaker 7>Out of famine.

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<v Speaker 16>Found a roup that gun and the way I run,

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<v Speaker 16>Brother Bill said, Boy, it wasn't mad with you had

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<v Speaker 16>it own like me.

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<v Speaker 2>He runs some too.

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<v Speaker 4>I run so fast they saved.

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<v Speaker 7>You couldn't catch me all day.

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<v Speaker 14>The way I run across that peve, you couldn't catch me.

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<v Speaker 5>With the art people, Oh, king fish, I'm telling you,

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<v Speaker 5>I gotta find somewhere to break off this engage with him.

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<v Speaker 2>Missus Thompson.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, with the worn't certain all them relatives coming, Boy

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<v Speaker 7>he was on a spot or.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's right. And I don sent for al Jake

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<v Speaker 2>Calhoun too, to see if he can get me out

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<v Speaker 2>of this mess. I wish he'd get here.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, and I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe there's a weird y Yeah, what's the trouble?

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<v Speaker 4>Tell Calhoun? And it's unk that he was preposing to.

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<v Speaker 7>A young girl and through a misunderstand he ended up

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<v Speaker 7>engaged to a mother, and he wants to find some

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<v Speaker 7>way to break the news through the mama that it.

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<v Speaker 4>Was all a mistake.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Calhoun, it's driving me crazy. Well, no, I ain't

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<v Speaker 2>dis a coin.

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<v Speaker 15>Then my brother got into the same kind of mess

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<v Speaker 15>with the daughter had a mother exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>A five years ago.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, how did it turn out?

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<v Speaker 15>Well, something unexpected to happen. Damn, my brother never had

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<v Speaker 15>to worry about the situation from that.

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<v Speaker 10>Damn.

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<v Speaker 2>What was it that happened?

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<v Speaker 15>The old lady shut him in the heads?

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, I don't wanna take no chances of being no leadhead.

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<v Speaker 15>On the way hound is if you could find some

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<v Speaker 15>way to make no gap.

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<v Speaker 7>Break off the marriage, Well, she ain't gonna do that, Calvi.

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<v Speaker 7>Who is he crazy about Andy?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I was pretty irresistible.

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<v Speaker 9>You know.

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<v Speaker 15>I'm just thinking here, say you made Andy unattractive to her,

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<v Speaker 15>you know, told her to and it was some kind

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<v Speaker 15>of criminal or something that to break off the indeed.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's a big chance. But it just might work.

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<v Speaker 2>Ann Oh, wait a minute, how are we gonna do it?

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<v Speaker 2>I just can't go up there and say I as

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<v Speaker 2>a criminal, give me my ring back.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait a minute, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do

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<v Speaker 4>in her.

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<v Speaker 7>Missus Thompson is a friend of Halfwhires Mama, So I

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<v Speaker 7>go on up there as a friend of the family.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll tell her that I found out what a fee

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<v Speaker 4>in you is, and it's my duty.

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<v Speaker 7>To tell her the whole story.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But suppose that don't work, and I gotta go through

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<v Speaker 2>with the marriage. And Missus Thompson, Oh, now.

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<v Speaker 4>She can't be as bad as you say. Where she

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<v Speaker 4>looked like?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait a minute, there's a picture of her in the

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<v Speaker 2>paper here some place I'll find it.

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<v Speaker 15>Well, Andy, if you have to go through with the marriage,

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<v Speaker 15>let me give.

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<v Speaker 4>You a bit of advice.

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<v Speaker 7>You gotta have a painful haunt, yeah, a f hand.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, a loving disposition.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's a picture, and a strong stomach. Won't you come in,

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<v Speaker 2>Missus Steven.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, thank you, Miss Thompson.

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<v Speaker 2>Yah, my daughter ain't home.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, it's just as well. What I have to say

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<v Speaker 7>is too horrible to be heard by a human beings.

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<v Speaker 7>So I think i'd better.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell you first.

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<v Speaker 7>When mister Stephens, what's wrong? Uh? Miss Thompson, Uh. I

444
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<v Speaker 7>have come up here as a friend of the family,

445
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<v Speaker 7>and what I gonna tell you is in confidence, and

446
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<v Speaker 7>I hope that you will not ultra violate my trust.

447
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<v Speaker 4>And what is it, Oh, miss Thompson, Uh, I'm afraid.

448
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<v Speaker 7>I must tell you that I as suspicious that your sweet, kind,

449
00:23:23.680 --> 00:23:26.400
<v Speaker 7>lovable fiance is a psychopathic killer.

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<v Speaker 8>Andy Brown.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I'm pretty sure that he is none other than

452
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<v Speaker 7>that horrible fiend A H. Brown alias Hacksaw Harry alias

453
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<v Speaker 7>cut Through A Cuthbert Alius screw and Lewis, mister Stephens, Andy,

454
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<v Speaker 7>it is always so.

455
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<v Speaker 2>Cheerful and so pleasant.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, that's where it is with the school in Lewis,

457
00:23:48.400 --> 00:23:50.359
<v Speaker 4>when Melody is just as normal as we is.

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<v Speaker 7>And the next minute he's stuffing somebody in the trunk. No,

459
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<v Speaker 7>just to be nasty about what. He sends the trunks

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<v Speaker 7>to the police. I understand that it headquarters. On the

461
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<v Speaker 7>good day, they gets as many as ten trunks. You

462
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<v Speaker 7>mean he's some something like this here recently.

463
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<v Speaker 4>Well, that's a little hard to say.

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<v Speaker 7>I understand right now, the New York Police Department is

465
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<v Speaker 7>so jammed up with trunks they are still opening the

466
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<v Speaker 7>January deliveries.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus, what makes you think that Andy's this horrible person?

468
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<v Speaker 7>Well, this fellow makes the practice of man and women.

469
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<v Speaker 4>And then doing away with him.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh no, yesterday after and the prepos the uy, he

471
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<v Speaker 7>bought a lance of rope, a hatchet, a bucket, a quicklime,

472
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<v Speaker 7>and the steamer trunk. Thompson, if you ain't careful, you

473
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<v Speaker 7>was liable to go on your honeymoon courtesy of the

474
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<v Speaker 7>American Express.

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<v Speaker 1>Come there.

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<v Speaker 2>I just can't believe this about Andy.

477
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<v Speaker 7>He's so gay and so carefree.

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<v Speaker 4>Well there's another thing to point to him. Yeah, see

479
00:24:47.839 --> 00:24:50.799
<v Speaker 4>this fellows the frivolous type of killer. Back.

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<v Speaker 7>The way he gets around to bumping off his victims

481
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<v Speaker 7>is by suggesting that they play a little game. A

482
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<v Speaker 7>little game, that's right, So you just spend the next

483
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<v Speaker 7>few days and to say to you, honey, let's play trunk.

484
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<v Speaker 7>He won't he be on your guard.

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<v Speaker 2>Therephon.

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<v Speaker 7>Now, he may or may not be the trunk murderer

487
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<v Speaker 7>screwy Lewire, but uh not sure.

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<v Speaker 4>There's gonna be a big scandal and I just thought,

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<v Speaker 4>oh you right.

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<v Speaker 2>Mister Steevens, I can't afford to take no chances.

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<v Speaker 8>What should I do?

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<v Speaker 5>Not?

493
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<v Speaker 4>Surely you don't want to mention this the newbody.

494
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<v Speaker 7>But uh, the thing to do is to call and

495
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<v Speaker 7>up and just tell him that you has changed your mind,

496
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<v Speaker 7>tell him that you never want to see him again,

497
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<v Speaker 7>and all that stuff.

498
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<v Speaker 2>I do that, I do that right away. But mister Stevens,

499
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<v Speaker 2>don't you think.

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<v Speaker 7>I will call up the police.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, no, no, don't do that.

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<v Speaker 7>No, no, no, they'll take care of it. And anyway,

503
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<v Speaker 7>there's probably too busy unpacking trunks, dance in the horn

504
00:25:54.599 --> 00:25:56.799
<v Speaker 7>and then this is the dog gone this mess? And

505
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<v Speaker 7>I never heard a pre poison to the daughter and

506
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<v Speaker 7>getting engaged to the mother.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, amos, I think I was out of the woods

508
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<v Speaker 5>for a while with the kingfish telling missus Thompson that

509
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<v Speaker 5>story about me being the trunk murderer.

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<v Speaker 2>She doesn't call the whole wedding off.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, well that was the stupid thing to do. Uh,

512
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<v Speaker 7>why can't you explain the truth to the woman?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh listen, amos.

514
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<v Speaker 5>When a woman done and fired all the relatives, hired

515
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<v Speaker 5>the preacher and bought the wedding gown.

516
00:26:21.240 --> 00:26:23.079
<v Speaker 2>That ain't no time to test her sense of humor.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, but he is down to find out that you

518
00:26:26.200 --> 00:26:28.240
<v Speaker 7>ain't no trunk murderer. What is she gonna do?

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<v Speaker 4>Then?

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<v Speaker 5>Well I think about that too, amos. And I unpacked

521
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<v Speaker 5>my things this morning. I'm getting out of town for

522
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<v Speaker 5>about a month.

523
00:26:34.839 --> 00:26:38.480
<v Speaker 2>So this whole thing blows over and this is a myth.

524
00:26:38.640 --> 00:26:41.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, the Kingfish is helping me too. He's checking

525
00:26:41.400 --> 00:26:44.119
<v Speaker 2>my stuff at distinction. Now you see, I'm doing this

526
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<v Speaker 2>whole thing on the QT doing Missus Thompson. No, I'm

527
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<v Speaker 2>leaving town land.

528
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<v Speaker 7>I never seen anybody in my life getting messed up

529
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<v Speaker 7>the way.

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<v Speaker 2>You does with gel. Oh yeah, amos, look what lover's

531
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<v Speaker 2>done to me.

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<v Speaker 5>I tell you, if I ever meet up with that

533
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<v Speaker 5>fellow Dan Cubant, I'm gonna jam that a right down

534
00:27:01.240 --> 00:27:15.359
<v Speaker 5>his throat. I got all my things from a room here,

535
00:27:16.079 --> 00:27:18.759
<v Speaker 5>done paid the landlord and King Peace took my trunk

536
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<v Speaker 5>and stuff down to the station.

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<v Speaker 2>Now come here, Uh, yes, sir.

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<v Speaker 17>And Lieutenant Barrett of the New York Police Department. I'm

539
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<v Speaker 17>looking for Andy Brown.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, sir, I was Andy Brown. What can I do

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<v Speaker 2>for you?

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<v Speaker 17>Well, we got a rather hysterical call from a Missus

543
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<v Speaker 17>Thompson saying something about you being under suspicion as a

544
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<v Speaker 17>trunk murderer.

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00:27:44.519 --> 00:27:49.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh that, no, sir, that's just a story a friend

546
00:27:49.400 --> 00:27:53.640
<v Speaker 2>of mine made up. Ha ha. That's kind of a joke.

547
00:27:53.799 --> 00:27:57.279
<v Speaker 17>You know, that's a peculiar kind of a joke. You're

548
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<v Speaker 17>sure you're on the level here.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, sir, I ain't no truck murder. I don't

550
00:28:02.359 --> 00:28:05.039
<v Speaker 2>know nothing about no trunks. Oh, I tell you, mister,

551
00:28:05.240 --> 00:28:06.880
<v Speaker 2>I ain't never see the truck.

552
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<v Speaker 4>I speak the trump down to the station and got

553
00:28:09.720 --> 00:28:10.680
<v Speaker 4>it on the train under the.

554
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<v Speaker 7>Two day that you give me.

555
00:28:12.039 --> 00:28:13.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh you are the truck murderer.

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<v Speaker 7>You're both under rant.

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<v Speaker 13>No, you've been listening to the Amos and Andy Show

558
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<v Speaker 13>with all the Amerson Andy characters, the Four Knights and

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<v Speaker 13>Jeff Alexander's Artist. Join us again next week for amoson Andy.

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