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Speaker 1: Hey are you aware? Yeah? I figured you would be. Oh,
you're so right. I didn't wait for you to give
me permission to come in. Who knows what kind of
dorky stuff I could have walked in on playing video
games or reading one of those nerdy books based on
a video game. You are playing a game. How could
I walk in on such a private moment? Oh? Come on,
I could hear you mashing away at that keyboard. I
knew that you were awake, and I knew that I
could walk in without there being a problem. Why bother
with the formality of knocking, especially because you never can
hear me with those headphones on? Yeah? Yeah, yeah. We
could talk all about boundaries and privacy between roommates later,
but for now, come with me. We're making cookies. I
don't care how late it is. Cookies are tasty no
matter what time of night, and I'm hungry. Oh come on,
you can play more later. In fact, you could keep
playing later, but with a cookie in your hand. Wouldn't
that just enhance the gaming experience? Yes, we both know
that cookies make every situation better. This is a fact
of life. And don't lie. You know that you kind
of want some hot, freshly baked cookies right now. Oh
my gosh, you are so dramatic sometimes, dude. It's not
like I'm sending you off to fight a dragon in
my honor. I'm not even asking you to make me cookies.
I'm asking you to help me make some cookies that
you can also eat. Of course I could make them myself,
but if we do it together, it'll be twice as fast.
That means I get some hot cookies in my belly
that much faster. It's just science. Come on, cranky pants,
stop putting up such a fuzz. And don't you dare
try to pull the I can't pass the game because
I can see your screen and it's already paused. And
that's what I thought. Uh huh. Climb out of your
throne and come do something practical with your good old
roomy And if it makes it feel better, I'll get
you a little piece of paper that says I baked
a cookie. That way, you'll have an achievement to remember
it by. Isn't that motivating. I'm just saying I know
that you love racking up all the achievements. I'll be quiet.
You like when I make fun of you. It's one
of the perks of being my roommate. And besides, you
deserve a little teasing after you made me work so
hard to get you to do something as basic as
bake cookies with me. Well, yeah, bacon cookies with your
roommate is quality time. I mean no, don't twist my
words for me. This is just about the cookies. For you.
It's about getting some quality time with me. Ha ha,
and you get the cookies out of it as a bonus.
Oh please. As if you don't love being around me,
you're basically obsessed with me. It's so obvious. Guys like
you adore goth girls. I've seen the memes. You're cute.
But we both know that you're lying. But I suppose
it doesn't really matter. That's for you to sort out
on your own time. For now, all I care about
is getting this cookie domade and into the oven pronto, right.
I've got everything set up and ready to go. Well,
you should know by now. I am always prepared. I
like to have all of my materials out and in
the order that I need them before I start something.
You could learn something from me, you know. A little
preparation goes a long way, almost like it makes the
whole process easier. Did you really just say piece of cake?
You are such a dorg? Yes, you are. You are
such a dorg. You knew what you were doing too.
I can't, I can't, No, I don't like it. Your
dorky jokes are not equivalent to my teasing. Okay, don't
put them on the same level. Oh my god, shut up.
We're getting off track. Focused on the cookies. This is
very important work we're doing here. Okay, how about you
make the dough and I'll take care of the rest.
Sound fair. Of course, there's more to bacon cookies than
just the batter, at least if you want to make
really good ones. That is because we, drum roll please,
are going to ice these bad boys. Mm hmm you
heard me right. These are going to be goth cookies.
Psh okay, yep, you got it. Just bats and skeletons. Wow,
you really got to the core of what goth means. No,
of course not. This isn't Halloween. Okay, we're gonna do
something cool, something metal. Well I don't know exactly what.
We'll get to that part when we get there, but
we can't design anything until we have the cookies ready.
So why don't you stop slacking off and get to
the dough. Yes, you are getting paid. As a matter
of fact. Once we're done, you get to have a cookie,
maybe two if you're lucky. Now focus, follow the recipe.
I print it out for you. Okay, that's right. Just
pretend it's a video game, a calm, relaxing baking sim
about making cookies with your friend, and then if you lose,
I'll tease you about it. Okay, of course we're friends,
but don't let that get to your head. And did
you not hear what I said about teasing you? If
you mess this up, I mean that, and I'll be
so mean about it you might even cry. No, goth
girls don't cry. We're physically incapable due to our cold,
black hearts. So are you gonna talk at all? Or
is making cookie dough taking up all of your attention span? Well?
I don't know. This is your quality time with me.
After all, I figured that you would want to talk
about whatever, just something. It's weird to bake cookies in silence.
All right, Well, then how about we talk about how
much of a nerd you are for playing so late
into the night. I mean, it's about midnight, and we
both know that you had no intention of stopping anytime soon.
I guess you're really hooked on that game. Huh what's
it called again? Yeah, that's the one. Even the new
is dorky, and it's the one that you've been playing
so much with all of your friends. Right. I'm not annoyed.
I'm just pointing out a fact. You've spend a considerable
amount of time playing with your friends online. Bro, I'm
not mad. It's just strange that you would do that.
I mean, it's a lot of time to be playing
a game with people that are not me. I mean,
it's either a really good game or those friends are
the most amazing people on the planet. I am not jealous.
What would I be jealous of because you're playing with
your friends instead of me. I'm just pointing out how
much of a nerd you are, that's all. Besides, I
wouldn't play something like that. I have standards. But with
all of that being said, I guess I find it
just a little weird that your buddies are so entitled
to your time. I mean, don't they know that you
have an awesome roommate? You told them, right, I'm just saying, like,
don't they know that you're mine? Like? Back off? I
mean your mine is in my roommate whatever. You know
what I mean? Well, it's true we're friends too, but
we also have the added aspect of being roommates. So
you would think that I would have more priority, more
time dedicated to me. Well, of course I'm pretty cool too.
I mean, who else would be up at this unholy
hour making cookies with you? Would any of those other
friends do that? All right, I'm done making the icing.
How are you doing with the dough? Oh my god?
How are you not done yet? How long does it
take to make cookie dough? I have all the icing
prepped and ready to go in icing bags in multiple
different colors. You just have a bowl of dusty cookie
sledge or whatever that is. Meticulous is certainly a word
for it. But I think that you're just a slow poke.
Mm hmm, that's right. Your dorky hands are so used
to a keyboard and mouse or a controller that you
just lack the dexterity to use a wooden spoon efficiently.
That's kind of embarrassing. I'm just saying, if you keep
this up, I don't think that you're going to get
that achievement. Okay, I guess that you still get an
achievement no matter how long it takes you to fulfill
the requirements. Oh, but not if it's a time sensitive
one where you have to beat a level in a
certain amount of time. Yeah, and this is a time
sensitive achievement. I just decided that, and you are thirty
seconds behind schedule to get that achievement. Such a shame.
I guess you're not built for this. Hey, I finished
my task early. That means I get to use the
extra time to pick on you. That's how it works.
It's not my fault. I'm waiting on you. The oven,
Oh I did forget to preheat it? Uh uh uh shush,
I don't want to hear it. Oh my god, I
made one singular mistake. I forgot one thing. Sue me.
Did you just call me the Blair minimum? Oh my god,
I hate that I'm proud of you for that one. No,
it's not a good pun. I'm laughing because it's so stupid,
but it was clever. Oh, you would remember that for later.
I can already see you putting that as my contact
name in your phone. First name Blair, last name minimum.
Oh my god. Stop enough of you and your dorky jokes.
Are you done with the dough? Okay, cool, then put
it on the tray. I know we have to wait
for the oven to heat up, but I need to
distract you before you get an ego because I just
laughed at one of your stupid jokes. Okay, fine, it
was a little bit funny. Good job. I guess even
a broken clock is right twice a day, right, See,
I tease you, You tease me. It wouldn't be as
much fun if you couldn't dish some smack my way exactly.
You can take a joke and a playful jab and
then give me a taste of my own medicine, all
all making me laugh and occasionally impressing me with your
quick wittedness. I think that's why I like you so much.
I mean hanging out. That's why I like hanging out
with you. So much. Uh, anyway, we should the oven.
We should you should get the cookies in the oven. Yeah,
I know it's barely had enough time to eat up,
but it'll be fine. We could just leave them in there. Hey, dude,
about what I said. I it's not what it sounded like.
I misspoke. I mean, I didn't fully misspeak. I do
like you, just not like that, you know what I mean.
I'm just saying it's it's not weird or anything. Well, yeah,
I got a little flustered, but that's only because I
thought that you would jump to conclusions. No, of course,
I mean, you're you're a dork, a really sweet, dummy dork,
and and you're you're so cute. But I mean we're roommates,
so I mean we couldn't, like we can't unless I mean,
it would just be awkward if we dated or something,
not that I would want that just hypothetically, you don't
think so. Really, well, I guess that's that's one opinion,
but I'm not sure I agree. But we don't need
to agree, because, like I said, that's not something I'm
interested in. I'm not into you, You're not into me.
It's a non issue, right, What what do you mean
you are you're you're you're into me? Are you messing
with me? I mean I had a feeling that you
were obsessed with me, But so wait, that means the
rumors are true. Nerdy gamer guy likes hot goth girl. Okay, Okay, Well,
since we're being honest, and since the smell of cookies
slowly warming up is making me feel relaxed and happy,
I suppose I can admit that, maybe, just maybe I
like you too a little bit. Yes, I mean it.
You don't need to rub it in. Shut up. I
am not blushing. It's just the orange light from the
oven making my cheek look brighter, that's all. Oh my god,
I hate feeling mushy and stuff. You better not tell
anyone that you saw me like this. Okay, I have
a reputation to a bold Yeah. I don't want to
be like banished from the god girl society for being
sappy and stuff. Oh oh my god, I actually think
that's like the nerdiest thing I've ever said. You're really
rubbing off on me, you know that, And I really
hate that I like it, But also I do I
like it. Of course, I didn't need you to help
me bake cookies. I can do it myself. I just
wanted an excuse to spend time with you, and I
always feel left out and jealous when you're playing games
with your friends. Really, you want me to play games
with you. I don't have a cool gaming PC or anything, though.
You would lend me your laptop just so I could
play with you. That's actually really sweet. Well, I mean,
I guess if it means that you can spend more
time with me and less time with your gamer buddies,
I suppose I could lower myself to play that game
that you're obsessed with, just because I'm such a nice roommate.
I know, I can't believe I'm actually gonna play games
with you, I mean me, of all people. Yeah, I mean,
I guess you could even say you can blarely believe it.
Oh no, oh no, I have so many regrets. Oh no,
I'm going full dork. What are you doing to me?
I'm one of you? Now you got your nerd kooties
all over me. Oh no, and now I'm falling for you.
This is not good. This is not looking good for
my goth reputation. You cheeky little dork. You totally would
use your evil power of the dork side to corrupt
my refined goth sensibilities. You're right, I did it again.
The power is flowing through me. Now you'll have to
be at the mercy of my puns. No, but seriously,
I'm really happy right now. I wanted to tell you
how I felt, but I was nervous. I don't really
like talking about my feelings. Well, I guess me being
awake this late it makes me more honest. Now get
over here and hug me. You really thought that I
was gonna let you get away without a hug. You
really are something else. But I will have you know
that hugging is now mandatory in this house. Same with cuddles.
I don't make the rules. Yeah, actually I do. And
while we're on the topic of rules that I make,
I think I just became your girlfriend. Uh huh, that's
what I think. I think that we'll be having a
lot more late nights like this, holding hands, playing games,
and I think that you're gonna turn me into a
bit of a Doric like you. So what do you
say you want to be my boyfriend too? I had
a feeling hmm. Oh, I'm blairly certain that you were
in charge of preheating the oven. In fact, I'm sure
of it. Well, I guess we're going to have to
agree to disagree. But are you really gonna gloss over
my pun? Okay, ignoring them probably is the smart move.
Damn Why didn't I think of that anyway? As I
was saying, since the cookies are gonna take a little
while longer, well why don't we catch up on some
of that cuddly time now? And yes, we can play
games after. Oh and by the way, you may not
have unlocked the achievement of being the best cookie maker
in the world, but you did unlock the achievement of
landing a goth girl friend. And I think that one
is a whole lot better. Don't you agree.