Speaker 1: On on.
Speaker 2: Well Good du the Sea Seal Brea Siow for episode
Speaker 2: five O one, five one, five hundred and one.
Speaker 3: It feels like we're starting over.
Speaker 1: Holy shit.
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Speaker 3: they like it or not. We got a new one
Speaker 3: from last week, so we're gonna thank them on the
Speaker 3: show proper. Tomorrow we're gonna cover some Edging to Eternity.
Speaker 1: Wait what I thought Spider Man was the newest ship.
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Oh, doesn't it come out like tomorrow?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're having this thing again where Ether Drift happened,
Speaker 3: but Final Fantasy immediately followed it the day that it
Speaker 3: came out, and it's like he is forgetting and now
Speaker 3: it's Edge Eternity.
Speaker 1: It hasn't even the official release date is next Friday.
Speaker 3: Huh, yeah, I thought it was out already.
Speaker 1: That's pre release.
Speaker 2: The official release date for Edge of Eternity hasn't even
Speaker 2: happened yet, and then already half spoiled Spider Man.
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 3: Dang? You know what, I liked Edging to Eternity. I
Speaker 3: wanted to do that.
Speaker 1: Well, are you excited about it not excited enough, asshole.
Speaker 1: That's spider Man o'clock swinging in true believers, Oh.
Speaker 3: No, no, this is this is Spider Man. You think
Speaker 3: he's doing the web thing, but he's actually like doing
Speaker 3: to give me your money thing.
Speaker 1: This is true, Yes, this is very true.
Speaker 3: We're going to talk about Edge of Eternity legendary creatures
Speaker 3: tomorrow on CECO five O one. We are I'm actually pumped.
Speaker 3: There's a few that I want to talk about that
Speaker 3: are going in my ninety nines. There's at least one.
Speaker 3: I know that you had a dramatic revelation about just
Speaker 3: a couple of minutes.
Speaker 1: A ye, yes, and I'm very excited about.
Speaker 3: And I gotta think of like a way to describe
Speaker 3: how spicy or how nasty a commander is. So I'm
Speaker 3: gonna I'm thinking I gotta like come up with a scale,
Speaker 3: like the scale goes from white bread all the way
Speaker 3: to like.
Speaker 1: A white bread that is now brown bread.
Speaker 3: Like like a stepmom and a sun dress of no
Speaker 3: underwear on, or something like nasty like like shacks Dick like.
Speaker 1: Something like that, like all the way like the shacks Dick.
Speaker 1: Just Kevin Hart.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, apparently I've never seen either. I can imagine.
Speaker 3: And we've got some comments from the CEO booster back
Speaker 3: game we did from last week's show. I've got them
Speaker 3: on my phone right here.
Speaker 1: We're gonna use them.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought we're I thought we're gonna do them
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 1: No, we're gonna do him on the show.
Speaker 2: So you know who's good, because I don't know who's
Speaker 2: fucking good except that Red guy.
Speaker 1: Anybody else sucks.
Speaker 3: Probably the Red Haste guy where he gives all your guys. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I I wanted to talk about that. And just before
Speaker 3: we started recording, we were talking about some CEO Dude
Speaker 3: bros and fans and friends and people in the nation
Speaker 3: that are coming in August and going to do some
Speaker 3: guest appearances.
Speaker 1: Is it coming for a visit? That's pretty fun?
Speaker 3: Yeah, for like a long visit.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah. We got to convince Mac and Rachel that they've
Speaker 3: got to move to Canada. That's what we're doing.
Speaker 1: Is that what we're doing.
Speaker 3: That's what the whole point of this whole thing is.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but don't tell him that. Okay, actually he
Speaker 3: knows that. Don't tell her that. Okay, he's on board.
Speaker 3: I won't tell her that good. How am I going
Speaker 3: to convince her? Though?
Speaker 1: We should take her to the zoo. I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's.
Speaker 3: Going to I think we got to go a little
Speaker 3: bit deeper than that.
Speaker 1: We have a really good steak sandwich. I'd probably do it, hey.
Speaker 3: Probably, yeah, yeah, that'll probably do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah?
Speaker 3: What else?
Speaker 1: What else do you got? We?
Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like over the last month,
Speaker 3: I haven't done a lot of Commander cookoating, though I
Speaker 3: have played every like every on one of our regular nights.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, yeah, I played just played two games with
Speaker 3: my lands deck. And there's a new legend from Edge
Speaker 3: of Eternity that's probably gonna go in and talk about
Speaker 3: that tomorrow. And I just picked up some singles from
Speaker 3: Fusion Gaming online dot com. Maybe you've heard of them
Speaker 3: for the mind Skinner, I figured, And you'll like this
Speaker 3: because I know that you love the mind Skinner.
Speaker 1: It's so good.
Speaker 3: If it's going to be the Boogieman anyways, I might
Speaker 3: as well boogie woogie like I might as well boogie
Speaker 3: all the way sure, because I'm gonna Millia for ten
Speaker 3: or you, I mean, anybody, right, and they're gonna get
Speaker 3: upset my bets guard right right as they do, and
Speaker 3: I might as well at least try to keep my
Speaker 3: fricking money's worth before my commander dies four times because
Speaker 3: I milled.
Speaker 1: You for twenty, right, so you just put Rouba back
Speaker 1: in and oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we reckon the boys. He's it's on. And I
Speaker 3: was looking at Excalibur, the one from Assassin's Creed. Assassin's Creed. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it costs twelve, but it's reduced by every no historic
Speaker 3: permanent that you have. Yeah, And I thought, man, what
Speaker 3: if I what if I made it sort of like
Speaker 3: an artifact deck. It was kind of just a sh
Speaker 3: model of just blue stuff that I had that I
Speaker 3: wanted to play that I've never played before. Right, And
Speaker 3: now I'm thinking, man, I could put like artifact lands
Speaker 3: in there. Frog might mirror Mere Enforcer and since mirrored.
Speaker 3: And there's been a bunch of just random affinity for
Speaker 3: artifact artifacts in modern Horizon sets. They're like two two's
Speaker 3: with flying for five, but they have affinity for artifacts,
Speaker 3: so they cost one. And I thought, man if I
Speaker 3: can get my ten to one on turn three, coupled
Speaker 3: or followed or preceded by a couple two ones or
Speaker 3: four fours with equipments on it and swing for instead
Speaker 3: of ten, swing for twenty across four bodies. That might
Speaker 3: be okay, And that way, if mind Skinner dies, I
Speaker 3: can cast it for five and still hit you for
Speaker 3: ten with other guys. But I'm diversifying my threats. I'm
Speaker 3: going wide if you will sure, And I thought that
Speaker 3: would be pretty cool, I guess, and it gives me
Speaker 3: more staying power because like kill mind Skinner, hit you
Speaker 3: for twenty and then I die, isn't like I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm caught between wanting to go tall and wanting to
Speaker 3: go wide, and I'm thinking if I go wide with
Speaker 3: the supplemental go tall as a way to finish the game.
Speaker 1: Right, that's how you win with uh, what's your face?
Speaker 1: Town of the butt Sewer?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yes, I have one giant dude, and then
Speaker 2: once she dies a few times, I have a bunch
Speaker 2: of little guys left over and I can try and
Speaker 2: use them to cobble together a victory.
Speaker 3: Cobbling together a victory is the story of my life.
Speaker 2: It works good, it totally works. Sometimes when it does work,
Speaker 2: sometimes it doesn't work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And the other stuff I picked up was some
Speaker 3: actually some final fantasy stuff, Tifa's Limit Break. Got a card, Yes,
Speaker 3: Tifa's Limit Break for Shrufus, and some other pump spells
Speaker 3: for Srufus. I want to try that kind of avenue where,
Speaker 3: instead of just trying to make mass saperlings with old
Speaker 3: saperlink cards that are fun, fun and remind me of
Speaker 3: my childhood in a simpler time, where a dozen eggs
Speaker 3: wasn't twenty four dollars, right, et cetera. I've got some
Speaker 3: pump spells.
Speaker 1: Dude, we're trying to convince people to move to Canada.
Speaker 1: Don't tell them how much the eggs cost.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, come on, I think they're that much in
Speaker 3: the Land of the Free, Land of the Free, except
Speaker 3: if you want eggs.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, free eggs.
Speaker 3: No free eggs, mind you. Dairy is pretty pretty cheap there,
Speaker 3: We got cheap dairy. I don't do a lot of
Speaker 3: grocery shopping in my household lately. I don't know the
Speaker 3: record works from home now, so she just like fucks
Speaker 3: off into town and just buys groceries.
Speaker 2: Oh the other day, I was walking down the street
Speaker 2: and I saw a whole bunch of bags on somebody's
Speaker 2: step and I was like, man, probably somebody's house, and
Speaker 2: Amazon guys at Dickhead, like, why don't he leave so
Speaker 2: many packages on this guy's front lawn? And then in
Speaker 2: terms of it was a grocery order. And then after
Speaker 2: I learned that, I realized, man, I should have taken some.
Speaker 1: Of those things. You should have just taken it because
Speaker 1: I ain't got no food. No, I don't have any food.
Speaker 2: Right, we do have new stunt beers in the freezer, though,
Speaker 2: well we won't after this day, and we're gonna the
Speaker 2: stunt beers.
Speaker 3: The stunt beers are gonna go on strike because they
Speaker 3: just keep getting drunk. Well, no, we won't go We
Speaker 3: don't want to get drinked.
Speaker 1: If he didn't want to get drink they would have
Speaker 1: grown legs. Run away, yeah, faster that.
Speaker 3: You know what. It's too bad that when everybody's coming
Speaker 3: here in a couple of weeks from now, all the
Speaker 3: canola fields are going to be green instead of yellow.
Speaker 3: I'm kind of sad about that. That's like one of
Speaker 3: the things that Saskatchewan is famous for is the yellow
Speaker 3: canola field.
Speaker 2: Were you planning on taking them for a drive on
Speaker 2: the highway to my house?
Speaker 1: They're all staying at my Why are you staying at
Speaker 1: my house?
Speaker 3: You don't think anybody's staying at your house except Jared
Speaker 3: and Brad. I think Brad's staying at my house.
Speaker 2: No, i'e staying for a night with me too, because
Speaker 2: he's gonna come here later and he's gonna do a
Speaker 2: very special stream on the Dufferent Avenue Media Network twitch stream.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonn tweet.
Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe some double Dragon or something I
Speaker 2: think he had mentioned, but we're gonna do something with
Speaker 2: Rusty Trump.
Speaker 1: Jones on the twitch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he's like, he's a little bit of a
Speaker 3: retro gamer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, he's a freaking nerve.
Speaker 2: A door ca Yeah, like games, games, freaking video games.
Speaker 3: What the he get a get a real job? He's
Speaker 3: got a He's got actually a really good real job.
Speaker 3: But you'll have to ask him about it, because he
Speaker 3: was he was telling me about some cool stuff he
Speaker 3: was working on since the last time I saw him.
Speaker 2: Oh man, So, since I don't have just no job
Speaker 2: stories with Brando, so five color model a Angel Aaron
Speaker 2: is our local astronaut front. Yes, he drives a giant
Speaker 2: microwave laser is a job, Yes, he drives like the
Speaker 2: death Star, like that.
Speaker 3: One, that one station that does one hundred to something.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, that's really his job. That's his job. And
Speaker 1: it turns out that.
Speaker 2: If you like ask nicely at his job, you can
Speaker 2: just have a tour of the facility. Yeah, so cool,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go for a tour of this facility. That's
Speaker 2: like a freaking microwave death laser.
Speaker 1: Is there nothing else to do? Could you get excited?
Speaker 1: Could you get it?
Speaker 3: Could you get him to aim it at the tax
Speaker 3: center in Winnipeg that audited my wife.
Speaker 1: I'd just blast that place.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. It doesn't really point down.
Speaker 2: He said that you could hit the tops of some
Speaker 2: of the buildings downtown though.
Speaker 3: He said he cooked a ham with it at Christmas
Speaker 3: one time.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, but you've got to like go.
Speaker 3: Up and he threw the ham in the air like
Speaker 3: a skeet.
Speaker 1: Yeah you can't. You don't like point it at the.
Speaker 3: Town.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got it. I understood. I got what you
Speaker 1: were doing with that.
Speaker 2: But you can't like point it down because if you
Speaker 2: put it on the ground and tried to use the
Speaker 2: laser to microwave the ham, it would also kill all
Speaker 2: the grass and like because it was going down, it
Speaker 2: would probably incinerate like a log.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like like the laser that's going up towards James
Speaker 3: Bond's crotch.
Speaker 2: Exactly every cartoon in the nineties, it would burn down
Speaker 2: that whole strip mall over there.
Speaker 3: Uh, it's definitely on the on campus, isn't it. Yeah, Yeah, no,
Speaker 3: strip mall. There's a strip mall there, No Preston crossing.
Speaker 3: Definitely a vaccination clinic. Oh that way, yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're pointing, I'm pointing the other direction. Yes.
Speaker 3: He shoots the vacks oh Man five color model White Angel,
Speaker 3: Aaron's super secret Frickin' villain heel turn is. He aims
Speaker 3: his microwave death ray at the vaccination clinic literally next
Speaker 3: door where they have communicable diseases on lockdown. My job
Speaker 3: as a project there right now, Like I can't even
Speaker 3: go into the building because I don't have the right clearance.
Speaker 3: You need fucking clearance like on movies that have like venom.
Speaker 1: And shit in the right Yeah.
Speaker 3: And Aaron shoots that building with the laser death ray
Speaker 3: and lets out the plague into the world. And he's
Speaker 3: the only guy with the freaking vaccine for it, and
Speaker 3: he's like super villain now because he can control who lives.
Speaker 3: It's just like, what's that game where you have to
Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm thinking of the game where you actually
Speaker 3: have to kill the world of population, not save it.
Speaker 3: Oh but maybe Mono White five color Angel Aeron is
Speaker 3: Mono death ray all the plagues in the world.
Speaker 1: Angel Aeron veto INTERVAC. That's Western Canada's biggest disease research center.
Speaker 3: Yes, vaccination and.
Speaker 1: They do other stunity.
Speaker 2: Have you met any of the dudes we used to
Speaker 2: have a really do you remember the guy's name, producer Gary,
Speaker 2: the guy that runs that place. He used to be
Speaker 2: on the radio all the time with us. He's a
Speaker 2: really nice man. Yeah, he's a super good guy. I
Speaker 2: can't remember his name though.
Speaker 1: I feel bad.
Speaker 2: Not a super villain, not a villain, very nice man.
Speaker 2: That's yes, Yes, I'm sure.
Speaker 3: I'm sure that is a very top of the list
Speaker 3: question when interviewing for that job.
Speaker 1: Are you a super villain?
Speaker 3: Any aspirations for super villainy?
Speaker 1: Have you ever considered using your position here to take
Speaker 1: over parts of the world.
Speaker 3: Or wipe out the global population of a certain.
Speaker 2: Species, human or otherwise and then they say no, if
Speaker 2: you said yes to that question, does the interview just
Speaker 2: end in this again, thank you for coming out.
Speaker 3: Like I think it's funnier if you go ha ha oh.
Speaker 3: I had aspiration to that when I was a kid.
Speaker 3: Yeah ah, but no, seriously, that dream died.
Speaker 1: A loud a long time and when I had to
Speaker 1: get a.
Speaker 3: Job, Yeah, I think that's what you do and just
Speaker 3: play it off like super dry, sarcastic humor like that,
Speaker 3: and they don't know if you're serious or not. But
Speaker 3: you're the right guy for the job. Obviously you got
Speaker 3: the resume to back it up and stuff. So they
Speaker 3: give you a chance. And for a long time it's great.
Speaker 3: But then maybe his wife leaves them, he develops a
Speaker 3: drinking problem and he goes, eh, fuck it, fuck all
Speaker 3: the cows in the world, like and then they let
Speaker 3: this disease out that kills all the cows and he
Speaker 3: controls all the Yeah, that could be Angel, Aaron and
Speaker 3: and and he would be like the Angel of vaccines
Speaker 3: or just Angel and he sells like Angel dust vaccine
Speaker 3: and you gotta snort it just like New Kapina.
Speaker 1: Jesus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is getting deep. Yeah, well that sounds like
Speaker 3: a sci fi novel or the next MCU movie.
Speaker 2: I'm quite certain that that now, because there's a named
Speaker 2: villain that has a motivation and a backstory. There's no
Speaker 2: way that's a Marvel movie.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, mmmm sure. Anyways, that could be Angel Aaron
Speaker 3: in real life, or it could be me playing my
Speaker 3: mind Skinner deck, and I think I might just have
Speaker 3: to lean all the way into it. See how we
Speaker 3: came back around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're talking about magic again, and it's gonna.
Speaker 3: Be turned two or three mind skinner auto equip double strike,
Speaker 3: double combats and making token copies that aren't legendary and
Speaker 3: hit you for eighty and mill one hundred and sixty.
Speaker 2: Is there a card that gives something bigliness equally to
Speaker 2: your devotion to a color?
Speaker 1: Does that card exist? If it doesn't, it should I
Speaker 1: would like that card? Or would that be like too good?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, nothing is too good of you just cost it appropriately,
Speaker 3: and then then it would be too bad to cheat
Speaker 3: the cost of like making it super costly. You have
Speaker 3: to find ways to circumvent the cost or make a
Speaker 3: lot of currency to pay that cost. See L Drowsy,
Speaker 3: Yes right, See I don't know why. Why is exanguinates good? Sure,
Speaker 3: but it's only good if you have like twenty mana.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, it's exanguonate x equels to. Isn't that great?
Speaker 1: It'll keep you in the game front of the turn maybe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you got to solve for cost
Speaker 3: usually in magic, right is see what we're just talking about.
Speaker 3: Excalibur cost twelve unless I put fifty artifacts in my deck.
Speaker 3: But then unless you have treasures or treasures or scrap
Speaker 3: or and if I'm playing that devotion card, maybe it's.
Speaker 1: An equipment right, yeah, it probably would be.
Speaker 3: And then that card's not that good because I got
Speaker 3: a lot of artifacts in my deck. Yep. That yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know. That's magic one on one and World
Speaker 3: Villainy with Ryan and Brandle.
Speaker 1: We did it. Should we talk about legend Nairy Spacemen?
Speaker 3: We should uh c CEO five oh one tomorrow hit
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