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<v Speaker 1>On on.

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<v Speaker 2>Well Good du the Sea Seal Brea Siow for episode

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<v Speaker 2>five O one, five one, five hundred and one.

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<v Speaker 3>It feels like we're starting over.

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<v Speaker 1>Holy shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, we are brought to you by the wonderful patrons

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<v Speaker 3>at Patreon dot com a slash ce Seal podcast, whether

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<v Speaker 3>they like it or not. We got a new one

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<v Speaker 3>from last week, so we're gonna thank them on the

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<v Speaker 3>show proper. Tomorrow we're gonna cover some Edging to Eternity.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait what I thought Spider Man was the newest ship.

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, doesn't it come out like tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're having this thing again where Ether Drift happened,

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<v Speaker 3>but Final Fantasy immediately followed it the day that it

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<v Speaker 3>came out, and it's like he is forgetting and now

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<v Speaker 3>it's Edge Eternity.

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<v Speaker 1>It hasn't even the official release date is next Friday.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh, yeah, I thought it was out already.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pre release.

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<v Speaker 2>The official release date for Edge of Eternity hasn't even

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<v Speaker 2>happened yet, and then already half spoiled Spider Man.

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<v Speaker 1>What the fuck?

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<v Speaker 3>Dang? You know what, I liked Edging to Eternity. I

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, are you excited about it not excited enough, asshole.

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<v Speaker 1>That's spider Man o'clock swinging in true believers, Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, this is this is Spider Man. You think

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<v Speaker 3>he's doing the web thing, but he's actually like doing

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<v Speaker 3>to give me your money thing.

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<v Speaker 1>This is true, Yes, this is very true.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to talk about Edge of Eternity legendary creatures

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<v Speaker 3>tomorrow on CECO five O one. We are I'm actually pumped.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a few that I want to talk about that

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<v Speaker 3>are going in my ninety nines. There's at least one.

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<v Speaker 3>I know that you had a dramatic revelation about just

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>A ye, yes, and I'm very excited about.

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<v Speaker 3>And I gotta think of like a way to describe

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<v Speaker 3>how spicy or how nasty a commander is. So I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna I'm thinking I gotta like come up with a scale,

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<v Speaker 3>like the scale goes from white bread all the way

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<v Speaker 3>to like.

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<v Speaker 1>A white bread that is now brown bread.

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<v Speaker 3>Like like a stepmom and a sun dress of no

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<v Speaker 3>underwear on, or something like nasty like like shacks Dick like.

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<v Speaker 1>Something like that, like all the way like the shacks Dick.

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<v Speaker 1>Just Kevin Hart.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, apparently I've never seen either. I can imagine.

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<v Speaker 3>And we've got some comments from the CEO booster back

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<v Speaker 3>game we did from last week's show. I've got them

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<v Speaker 3>on my phone right here.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna use them.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I thought we're I thought we're gonna do them

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<v Speaker 3>right now.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we're gonna do him on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>So you know who's good, because I don't know who's

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<v Speaker 2>fucking good except that Red guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Anybody else sucks.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably the Red Haste guy where he gives all your guys. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I I wanted to talk about that. And just before

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<v Speaker 3>we started recording, we were talking about some CEO Dude

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<v Speaker 3>bros and fans and friends and people in the nation

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<v Speaker 3>that are coming in August and going to do some

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<v Speaker 3>guest appearances.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it coming for a visit? That's pretty fun?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, for like a long visit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. We got to convince Mac and Rachel that they've

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<v Speaker 3>got to move to Canada. That's what we're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what we're doing.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what the whole point of this whole thing is.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, but don't tell him that. Okay, actually he

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<v Speaker 3>knows that. Don't tell her that. Okay, he's on board.

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<v Speaker 3>I won't tell her that good. How am I going

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<v Speaker 3>to convince her? Though?

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<v Speaker 1>We should take her to the zoo. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if that's.

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<v Speaker 3>Going to I think we got to go a little

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<v Speaker 3>bit deeper than that.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a really good steak sandwich. I'd probably do it, hey.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably, yeah, yeah, that'll probably do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>What else?

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<v Speaker 1>What else do you got? We?

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like I feel like over the last month,

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't done a lot of Commander cookoating, though I

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<v Speaker 3>have played every like every on one of our regular nights.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh shit, yeah, I played just played two games with

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<v Speaker 3>my lands deck. And there's a new legend from Edge

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<v Speaker 3>of Eternity that's probably gonna go in and talk about

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<v Speaker 3>that tomorrow. And I just picked up some singles from

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<v Speaker 3>Fusion Gaming online dot com. Maybe you've heard of them

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<v Speaker 3>for the mind Skinner, I figured, And you'll like this

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<v Speaker 3>because I know that you love the mind Skinner.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so good.

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<v Speaker 3>If it's going to be the Boogieman anyways, I might

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<v Speaker 3>as well boogie woogie like I might as well boogie

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<v Speaker 3>all the way sure, because I'm gonna Millia for ten

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<v Speaker 3>or you, I mean, anybody, right, and they're gonna get

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<v Speaker 3>upset my bets guard right right as they do, and

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<v Speaker 3>I might as well at least try to keep my

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<v Speaker 3>fricking money's worth before my commander dies four times because

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<v Speaker 3>I milled.

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<v Speaker 1>You for twenty, right, so you just put Rouba back

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<v Speaker 1>in and oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we reckon the boys. He's it's on. And I

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<v Speaker 3>was looking at Excalibur, the one from Assassin's Creed. Assassin's Creed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it costs twelve, but it's reduced by every no historic

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<v Speaker 3>permanent that you have. Yeah, And I thought, man, what

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<v Speaker 3>if I what if I made it sort of like

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<v Speaker 3>an artifact deck. It was kind of just a sh

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<v Speaker 3>model of just blue stuff that I had that I

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to play that I've never played before. Right, And

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<v Speaker 3>now I'm thinking, man, I could put like artifact lands

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<v Speaker 3>in there. Frog might mirror Mere Enforcer and since mirrored.

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<v Speaker 3>And there's been a bunch of just random affinity for

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<v Speaker 3>artifact artifacts in modern Horizon sets. They're like two two's

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<v Speaker 3>with flying for five, but they have affinity for artifacts,

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<v Speaker 3>so they cost one. And I thought, man if I

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<v Speaker 3>can get my ten to one on turn three, coupled

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<v Speaker 3>or followed or preceded by a couple two ones or

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<v Speaker 3>four fours with equipments on it and swing for instead

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<v Speaker 3>of ten, swing for twenty across four bodies. That might

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<v Speaker 3>be okay, And that way, if mind Skinner dies, I

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<v Speaker 3>can cast it for five and still hit you for

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<v Speaker 3>ten with other guys. But I'm diversifying my threats. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going wide if you will sure, And I thought that

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<v Speaker 3>would be pretty cool, I guess, and it gives me

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<v Speaker 3>more staying power because like kill mind Skinner, hit you

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<v Speaker 3>for twenty and then I die, isn't like I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm caught between wanting to go tall and wanting to

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<v Speaker 3>go wide, and I'm thinking if I go wide with

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<v Speaker 3>the supplemental go tall as a way to finish the game.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, that's how you win with uh, what's your face?

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<v Speaker 1>Town of the butt Sewer?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, yes, I have one giant dude, and then

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<v Speaker 2>once she dies a few times, I have a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of little guys left over and I can try and

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<v Speaker 2>use them to cobble together a victory.

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<v Speaker 3>Cobbling together a victory is the story of my life.

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<v Speaker 2>It works good, it totally works. Sometimes when it does work,

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes it doesn't work.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And the other stuff I picked up was some

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<v Speaker 3>actually some final fantasy stuff, Tifa's Limit Break. Got a card, Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>Tifa's Limit Break for Shrufus, and some other pump spells

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<v Speaker 3>for Srufus. I want to try that kind of avenue where,

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<v Speaker 3>instead of just trying to make mass saperlings with old

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<v Speaker 3>saperlink cards that are fun, fun and remind me of

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<v Speaker 3>my childhood in a simpler time, where a dozen eggs

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't twenty four dollars, right, et cetera. I've got some

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<v Speaker 3>pump spells.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, we're trying to convince people to move to Canada.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't tell them how much the eggs cost.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh fuck, come on, I think they're that much in

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<v Speaker 3>the Land of the Free, Land of the Free, except

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<v Speaker 3>if you want eggs.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, free eggs.

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<v Speaker 3>No free eggs, mind you. Dairy is pretty pretty cheap there,

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<v Speaker 3>We got cheap dairy. I don't do a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>grocery shopping in my household lately. I don't know the

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<v Speaker 3>record works from home now, so she just like fucks

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<v Speaker 3>off into town and just buys groceries.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh the other day, I was walking down the street

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<v Speaker 2>and I saw a whole bunch of bags on somebody's

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<v Speaker 2>step and I was like, man, probably somebody's house, and

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<v Speaker 2>Amazon guys at Dickhead, like, why don't he leave so

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<v Speaker 2>many packages on this guy's front lawn? And then in

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<v Speaker 2>terms of it was a grocery order. And then after

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<v Speaker 2>I learned that, I realized, man, I should have taken some.

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<v Speaker 1>Of those things. You should have just taken it because

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't got no food. No, I don't have any food.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, we do have new stunt beers in the freezer, though,

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<v Speaker 2>well we won't after this day, and we're gonna the

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<v Speaker 2>stunt beers.

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<v Speaker 3>The stunt beers are gonna go on strike because they

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<v Speaker 3>just keep getting drunk. Well, no, we won't go We

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to get drinked.

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<v Speaker 1>If he didn't want to get drink they would have

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<v Speaker 1>grown legs. Run away, yeah, faster that.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what. It's too bad that when everybody's coming

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<v Speaker 3>here in a couple of weeks from now, all the

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<v Speaker 3>canola fields are going to be green instead of yellow.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm kind of sad about that. That's like one of

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<v Speaker 3>the things that Saskatchewan is famous for is the yellow

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<v Speaker 3>canola field.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you planning on taking them for a drive on

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<v Speaker 2>the highway to my house?

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<v Speaker 1>They're all staying at my Why are you staying at

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<v Speaker 1>my house?

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<v Speaker 3>You don't think anybody's staying at your house except Jared

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<v Speaker 3>and Brad. I think Brad's staying at my house.

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<v Speaker 2>No, i'e staying for a night with me too, because

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<v Speaker 2>he's gonna come here later and he's gonna do a

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<v Speaker 2>very special stream on the Dufferent Avenue Media Network twitch stream.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're gonn tweet.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, maybe some double Dragon or something I

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<v Speaker 2>think he had mentioned, but we're gonna do something with

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<v Speaker 2>Rusty Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>Jones on the twitch.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because he's like, he's a little bit of a

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<v Speaker 3>retro gamer.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yes, he's a freaking nerve.

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<v Speaker 2>A door ca Yeah, like games, games, freaking video games.

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<v Speaker 3>What the he get a get a real job? He's

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<v Speaker 3>got a He's got actually a really good real job.

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<v Speaker 3>But you'll have to ask him about it, because he

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<v Speaker 3>was he was telling me about some cool stuff he

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<v Speaker 3>was working on since the last time I saw him.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, So, since I don't have just no job

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<v Speaker 2>stories with Brando, so five color model a Angel Aaron

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<v Speaker 2>is our local astronaut front. Yes, he drives a giant

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<v Speaker 2>microwave laser is a job, Yes, he drives like the

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<v Speaker 2>death Star, like that.

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<v Speaker 3>One, that one station that does one hundred to something.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, exactly, that's really his job. That's his job. And

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<v Speaker 1>it turns out that.

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<v Speaker 2>If you like ask nicely at his job, you can

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<v Speaker 2>just have a tour of the facility. Yeah, so cool,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go for a tour of this facility. That's

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<v Speaker 2>like a freaking microwave death laser.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there nothing else to do? Could you get excited?

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<v Speaker 1>Could you get it?

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<v Speaker 3>Could you get him to aim it at the tax

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<v Speaker 3>center in Winnipeg that audited my wife.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd just blast that place.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't know. It doesn't really point down.

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<v Speaker 3>He said he cooked a ham with it at Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, but you've got to like go.

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<v Speaker 3>Up and he threw the ham in the air like

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you can't. You don't like point it at the.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I got it. I understood. I got what you

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<v Speaker 2>But you can't like point it down because if you

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<v Speaker 2>laser to microwave the ham, it would also kill all

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<v Speaker 2>the grass and like because it was going down, it

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<v Speaker 2>would probably incinerate like a log.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like like the laser that's going up towards James

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<v Speaker 3>Bond's crotch.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly every cartoon in the nineties, it would burn down

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<v Speaker 2>that whole strip mall over there.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, it's definitely on the on campus, isn't it. Yeah, Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 3>Definitely a vaccination clinic. Oh that way, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're pointing, I'm pointing the other direction. Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>He shoots the vacks oh Man five color model White Angel,

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<v Speaker 3>Aaron's super secret Frickin' villain heel turn is. He aims

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<v Speaker 3>his microwave death ray at the vaccination clinic literally next

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<v Speaker 3>door where they have communicable diseases on lockdown. My job

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<v Speaker 3>as a project there right now, Like I can't even

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<v Speaker 3>go into the building because I don't have the right clearance.

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<v Speaker 3>You need fucking clearance like on movies that have like venom.

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<v Speaker 1>And shit in the right Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And Aaron shoots that building with the laser death ray

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<v Speaker 3>and lets out the plague into the world. And he's

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<v Speaker 3>the only guy with the freaking vaccine for it, and

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<v Speaker 3>he's like super villain now because he can control who lives.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just like, what's that game where you have to

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I'm thinking of the game where you actually

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<v Speaker 3>have to kill the world of population, not save it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh but maybe Mono White five color Angel Aeron is

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<v Speaker 3>Mono death ray all the plagues in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Angel Aeron veto INTERVAC. That's Western Canada's biggest disease research center.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, vaccination and.

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<v Speaker 1>They do other stunity.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you met any of the dudes we used to

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<v Speaker 2>have a really do you remember the guy's name, producer Gary,

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<v Speaker 2>the guy that runs that place. He used to be

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<v Speaker 2>on the radio all the time with us. He's a

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<v Speaker 2>really nice man. Yeah, he's a super good guy. I

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<v Speaker 2>can't remember his name though.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Not a super villain, not a villain, very nice man.

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<v Speaker 2>That's yes, Yes, I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure that is a very top of the list

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<v Speaker 3>question when interviewing for that job.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you a super villain?

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<v Speaker 3>Any aspirations for super villainy?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever considered using your position here to take

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<v Speaker 1>over parts of the world.

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<v Speaker 3>Or wipe out the global population of a certain.

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<v Speaker 2>Species, human or otherwise and then they say no, if

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<v Speaker 2>you said yes to that question, does the interview just

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<v Speaker 2>end in this again, thank you for coming out.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I think it's funnier if you go ha ha oh.

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<v Speaker 3>I had aspiration to that when I was a kid.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah ah, but no, seriously, that dream died.

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<v Speaker 1>A loud a long time and when I had to

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<v Speaker 1>get a.

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<v Speaker 3>Job, Yeah, I think that's what you do and just

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<v Speaker 3>play it off like super dry, sarcastic humor like that,

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<v Speaker 3>and they don't know if you're serious or not. But

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<v Speaker 3>you're the right guy for the job. Obviously you got

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<v Speaker 3>the resume to back it up and stuff. So they

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<v Speaker 3>give you a chance. And for a long time it's great.

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<v Speaker 3>But then maybe his wife leaves them, he develops a

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<v Speaker 3>drinking problem and he goes, eh, fuck it, fuck all

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<v Speaker 3>the cows in the world, like and then they let

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<v Speaker 3>this disease out that kills all the cows and he

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<v Speaker 3>controls all the Yeah, that could be Angel, Aaron and

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<v Speaker 3>and and he would be like the Angel of vaccines

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<v Speaker 3>or just Angel and he sells like Angel dust vaccine

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<v Speaker 3>and you gotta snort it just like New Kapina.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is getting deep. Yeah, well that sounds like

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<v Speaker 3>a sci fi novel or the next MCU movie.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm quite certain that that now, because there's a named

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<v Speaker 2>villain that has a motivation and a backstory. There's no

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<v Speaker 2>way that's a Marvel movie.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, mmmm sure. Anyways, that could be Angel Aaron

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<v Speaker 3>in real life, or it could be me playing my

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<v Speaker 3>mind Skinner deck, and I think I might just have

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<v Speaker 3>to lean all the way into it. See how we

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<v Speaker 3>came back around.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're talking about magic again, and it's gonna.

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<v Speaker 3>Be turned two or three mind skinner auto equip double strike,

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<v Speaker 3>double combats and making token copies that aren't legendary and

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<v Speaker 3>hit you for eighty and mill one hundred and sixty.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a card that gives something bigliness equally to

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<v Speaker 2>your devotion to a color?

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<v Speaker 1>Does that card exist? If it doesn't, it should I

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<v Speaker 1>would like that card? Or would that be like too good?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, nothing is too good of you just cost it appropriately,

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<v Speaker 3>and then then it would be too bad to cheat

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<v Speaker 3>the cost of like making it super costly. You have

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<v Speaker 3>to find ways to circumvent the cost or make a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of currency to pay that cost. See L Drowsy,

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<v Speaker 3>Yes right, See I don't know why. Why is exanguinates good? Sure,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's only good if you have like twenty mana.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah right, it's exanguonate x equels to. Isn't that great?

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<v Speaker 1>It'll keep you in the game front of the turn maybe.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you got to solve for cost

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<v Speaker 3>usually in magic, right is see what we're just talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>Excalibur cost twelve unless I put fifty artifacts in my deck.

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<v Speaker 3>But then unless you have treasures or treasures or scrap

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<v Speaker 3>or and if I'm playing that devotion card, maybe it's.

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<v Speaker 1>An equipment right, yeah, it probably would be.

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<v Speaker 3>And then that card's not that good because I got

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of artifacts in my deck. Yep. That yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. That's magic one on one and World

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<v Speaker 3>Villainy with Ryan and Brandle.

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<v Speaker 1>We did it. Should we talk about legend Nairy Spacemen?

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<v Speaker 3>We should uh c CEO five oh one tomorrow hit

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<v Speaker 3>our theme song bb