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Speaker 3: We are Orlando's rock station. And yeah, the moment many
Speaker 3: of us really look forward to every week is the
Speaker 3: arrival of the world renowned life coach else tb who's
Speaker 3: now settled into his position here in the studio across
Speaker 3: from me and ready eager and more than willing to
Speaker 3: help you with life's issues.
Speaker 1: I don't think we've had this many questions in a
Speaker 1: very long time. So if we don't get to it,
Speaker 1: don't worry. We'll get to it in the future. I'll
Speaker 1: make sure of that.
Speaker 2: How are you doing, buddy, doing great? New complaints? Bike
Speaker 2: Week starting up this weekend? Excited?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, the guy I work with has got some
Speaker 3: stuff going on this weekend.
Speaker 1: Of okay cool, I'm a I'm thinking of just staying
Speaker 1: all throughout the week, not even going back to La
Speaker 1: so I can enjoy the festivities.
Speaker 2: Really the Bike Week.
Speaker 1: Yeah you ride? Yeah, I got a Harley Zen. It's
Speaker 1: like it's a limousine Harley. I can take you if
Speaker 1: you want to go.
Speaker 3: I didn't take you as the ground transportation type of guy.
Speaker 3: In any way, shape or form.
Speaker 1: Usually you know, you're well, the Harley Zene is driven
Speaker 1: by somebody else or ridden a Chaufford motorcycle. Yeah, but man,
Speaker 1: Harley zen that'll drop some chaps. It's a real chap dropper.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: It's gott of these questions for any early arrivals of
Speaker 1: the bikers. Welcome to Central Florida. I a.
Speaker 2: Need your help.
Speaker 1: As ELC caught my kid and his knucklehead friends playing
Speaker 1: mailbox baseball, I haven't given the punishment yet.
Speaker 2: What do you think I should do? What should punishment be? Ah?
Speaker 2: You wanted to wait for the OLLC? Huh, I'm honored.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: You can take him to jail for that, you know,
Speaker 1: the little Scared Straight thing. You might see some large
Speaker 1: black leaders and you know, like people harassing them and everything.
Speaker 1: I'm sure we have some officers that listen to the show.
Speaker 1: They could set that up.
Speaker 2: Do they still do the Scared Street program?
Speaker 1: I'd imagine, Yeah, I'd imagine. But why not make them
Speaker 1: really pay for it? I mean literally pay for it.
Speaker 1: You take them to the houses that him and his
Speaker 1: quote unquote as you said, knucklehead buddy smash the mailboxes.
Speaker 1: You got to do it old school, drag them up
Speaker 1: there by the ear, you know what I'm saying. And
Speaker 1: then make him admit to the people that he smashed
Speaker 1: their mailbox, that he's the one, and he'll be you know,
Speaker 1: devastated having to admit that, you know, he'd just be
Speaker 1: blown away. Then you make them redo all the mailboxes,
Speaker 1: all the mailboxes, and he sets them up with maybe
Speaker 1: one or one of the buddies if their parents want
Speaker 1: to do it. Then you set up a payment plan
Speaker 1: and he has to pay you off. He will never
Speaker 1: swing a bat again.
Speaker 2: He won't.
Speaker 1: He won't be playing baseball. Hell, he won't even be.
Speaker 1: He won't swing the stick at the pinata, the party
Speaker 1: with the pinana. You call it an I legal party.
Speaker 1: Now out hear uh massive deportation happening like at the party,
Speaker 1: it's like.
Speaker 2: Looka hanging from the tree. Raid I Tom Homman's here
Speaker 2: been dating someone?
Speaker 1: Uh been dating someone for a minute, coach, and found
Speaker 1: out that her favorite pizza is Hawaiian. I'm sorry, but
Speaker 1: I think it's a deal breaker. What do you think, Elsie?
Speaker 1: Come on, man, how often do you actually eat pizza?
Speaker 1: If you weigh out Lynch, how often do you eat
Speaker 1: pizza at least once a week. Okay, once once a week,
Speaker 1: once every two weeks. Just grin and barry that. You know,
Speaker 1: you don't have to eat it. You can order a
Speaker 1: different pizza and she's getting that, or half and half.
Speaker 1: You say, I want the half chick pizza and I
Speaker 1: want to have you know, meat lovers or whatever you choose.
Speaker 1: I mean, great, she's just great embarness, not like she
Speaker 1: has a pizza face.
Speaker 2: I mean that.
Speaker 1: Sometimes that's just how it is, as I said, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's not like you can make lemons out of lemonade, right, pineapple.
Speaker 2: Juice out of pineapple pizza.
Speaker 1: No, you can't make lemons out of lemonade, I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: because they've already been squoked.
Speaker 2: Sure, kind of like her boos ELCB. I'm thinking of
Speaker 2: going back.
Speaker 1: To school from a master's degree. Do you think the
Speaker 1: oh investing the time and money is worth it? With
Speaker 1: me being the man of many degrees, many years in college.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't think you've ever shared with us
Speaker 3: your educational history, and we'd.
Speaker 1: Take too long. We only have so much time for
Speaker 1: the segment. Any institutions that we would.
Speaker 2: Be doctor at Harvard, Yale, master's Yale.
Speaker 1: Uh, I say, you go for it if the payoff's right,
Speaker 1: getting the getting the bigger degree, your master's degree. You
Speaker 1: got to think of it like this. If you're going
Speaker 1: for a master's, it depends on the job. Like for teaching, Yes,
Speaker 1: go for it because the pay increases a lot, and
Speaker 1: sometimes quite often the school will help you pay for
Speaker 1: that master's. Okay, if you're a custodian, probably not worth
Speaker 1: the cash. Nothing against custodians or what do they call
Speaker 1: it a bathroom engineers or some kind of engineering they say,
Speaker 1: although you know what, it would probably get you promoted.
Speaker 1: If you got a degree as a custodian, a higher degree,
Speaker 1: you'd go from being the third grabber to sending the
Speaker 1: guy under you to do it right.
Speaker 3: Definitely worth the investments.
Speaker 1: I mean it's like you've seen the turd grabber in
Speaker 1: this building, right?
Speaker 2: Oh if you encountered that guy, the big big yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, he like lurks on the first He has somebody else,
Speaker 1: a building manager kind of that orders him around. So
Speaker 1: I think he that could be your job. I think
Speaker 1: he's filming. I think he relishes his role. I have
Speaker 1: a feeling there's duty cam set up.
Speaker 2: I don't know. We don't need to get sidetracked.
Speaker 1: Here again, and you in here every time. It's like,
Speaker 1: you know my schedule, need your help, life coach. I'm
Speaker 1: dying to ask out a really hot co worker. I
Speaker 1: can tell that we have chemistry, but honestly, I don't
Speaker 1: have the courage. You're like that line from the Wizard
Speaker 1: Wizard of Us real pussy rightded literally figured. Oh what
Speaker 1: you need is confidence. It's just similar to courage and
Speaker 1: a guy like you, I probably suggest, because you're coming
Speaker 1: out and telling somebody on radio station, I'd suggest some
Speaker 1: liquid card courage, you know, just on your lunch break,
Speaker 1: just a couple thatt you knock the edge off through
Speaker 1: the trick. Well, that'll get you fired, but good luck
Speaker 1: in your future endeavors. How are we doing on time?
Speaker 1: We pinching you another one in if you need to,
Speaker 1: I've got a bunch, dude. I don't want you to
Speaker 1: over exert yourself. Good morning, I'll CTV here. I am
Speaker 1: finally facing my fear of flying by planning my twenty
Speaker 1: year old son, my twenty year olds to college work
Speaker 1: trip in July, and all of a sudden, there's all
Speaker 1: these plain issues I want to answer this just till
Speaker 1: he's prepped with his flight? How did How do I
Speaker 1: stay excited so I don't ruin the trip for him?
Speaker 1: It's like Alanis Morissett ironic. Yeah, that sucks. Just hope
Speaker 1: that you don't get a dead lady next to you
Speaker 1: like the Australian couple.
Speaker 2: Actually, if you're afraid of flying.
Speaker 1: That might help you because it'll take your mind off
Speaker 1: of it. Or the kid's twenty. Get a couple of
Speaker 1: beverages before you fly that don't take the edge of
Speaker 1: you know, like they could cut. It's always always the
Speaker 1: bar with you. So notice a theme for your guidance roommate,
Speaker 1: I are both into our other roommate who's a female,
Speaker 1: but we don't want to break bro code. Need advice LC,
Speaker 1: you know, saying you don't ask where you eat?
Speaker 2: Uh, it refers to this as well. Wait, that's a
Speaker 2: bad analogy because you do both there, all right? Sure?
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh, don't ruin your rent is what I'm getting
Speaker 1: at now. If she's into both of you, there's always
Speaker 1: the obvious. But again that's rolling the rent dice because
Speaker 1: she could move out because it's uncomfortable in more ways
Speaker 1: than one. Or they could move out together and leave
Speaker 1: you hanging, or you and her could move out together.
Speaker 1: So I'm sorry to get so deep. Just it's really
Speaker 1: not worth it. If you just saying it is worth it,
Speaker 1: remember to confirm with the other roommate that did you know,
Speaker 1: no kiss or we any touch?
Speaker 2: Roll, he goes, of course you're into that? What you
Speaker 2: have Hunter decked out from head to toe and leather,
Speaker 2: he's driving the Harley's Inn. Wow you are SERI wow,
Speaker 2: come on, let's roll. And I mean that we flew
Speaker 2: that sucker in in the child and this of course
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