Speaker 1: You are listening to table story.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show, everybody. We're going to be playing
some D and D five E homebrew campaign. I don't
think you can pick this up anywhere, no matter how
much you pay me, I'm not going to replicate it
for you, okay, so just leave me the fuck alone.
Speaker 1: Everyone.
Speaker 3: What he's saying is stop emailing. What he's saying is
he doesn't know his own asking price.
Speaker 2: I have no idea what to charge for these things.
Some people do ask me, They're like, how did you
make that map? Where can I buy that map? And
I'm like, I pulled that ship out of my ass
two minutes before we went live that night, two years ago.
I don't know where it is. I'm sorry. Welcome to
the stream. If you weren't here last week, the gang
ended up in the fighting pits, up in the fighting
the DM.
Speaker 1: I think they went.
Speaker 2: I didn't fucking co ship was here, pits and here
are some amazing items you can win, and then that
was enough.
Speaker 1: The greed did the I.
Speaker 3: Think Jay coerced us into it, because I recall Raja
and Carlias both were not interested.
Speaker 1: And then at the end of.
Speaker 4: It, Raja was interested and was in the fighting pits
like that.
Speaker 3: Else then I saw the items that you could win. Well, no, actually, realistically,
I'm doing it because they did turn off turn off camera.
Oh's I thought, oh yeah, that's awkward.
Speaker 1: Ring on.
Speaker 3: I was only doing it because you stole all my
money in the episode prior and left me completely broke.
Speaker 1: I didn't steal it.
Speaker 5: We are broke, to be fair.
Speaker 1: We are really broke. Actually you.
Speaker 3: Fine three hundred Yeah, and you've got it's stolen, so yeah,
you don't have it anymore.
Speaker 1: Where you win, you win a grand if you win
this next round.
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, you get You get two hundred and
fifty gold pieces for the first round, seven hundred and
fifty for the second round. If you win the third
round you get another two grand. On top of that grand,
you could come away with three grand in total.
Speaker 6: Probably standpoint the resistance booster shots to curas of cholera.
Speaker 1: Is going to be kind of a good thing. Shots.
Speaker 7: I don't know what do.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm hoping its are debilitating disease that we all probably.
Speaker 1: Have in case we get hydrated.
Speaker 3: No, it's only me and the strings actually got.
Speaker 1: Two of you have do we actually have cholera. Two
of you have cholera confirmed? Wouldn't we know it hasn't
it hasn't.
Speaker 3: Got when he when he made us run out there
and used the bathroom there one morning, it was me
and Strings.
Speaker 4: Oh right, no, no, don't have to do it.
Speaker 3: It was string or Raja and Arden.
Speaker 2: Strings was just mega hung over and he was the
night he was sick the night before.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well we just have to go see doctor Jackie
de doctor.
Speaker 1: I forgot about him.
Speaker 2: I mean it might not matter because he can't kill
you of death of Yeah, he.
Speaker 1: Can. He cures stupid. I asked many a time.
Speaker 2: He might be able to kill stupid, you know he might.
He might accept some brains for testing.
Speaker 1: He's like master Master Kaiber or whatever.
Speaker 4: It just does weird experiments on people's brains in his basement.
Speaker 1: There's a couple of Kai burns out there in dust fail.
Speaker 6: I mean.
Speaker 2: There's also the Gnome uh liquid Gnome or whatever his
name is out there somewhere. We confirmed I think it
was in like episode one.
Speaker 4: Oh that we confirmed there was like a solid snake
or whatever out there somewhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's liquid sneaks, liquid nome.
Speaker 3: Actually this time can we get a I think he
already rolled. He got like a seventeen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've gotta He got a nineteen yesterday for his
beauty check.
Speaker 1: I think yeah, because I ended up.
Speaker 6: I ended up doing one, and id's like no, no, no, no, no,
you already did it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, because we're saying.
Speaker 6: Like everybody jumped in the way, like, no, that role
doesn't count. You already had a good one.
Speaker 1: It was still beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 6: It probably looks like a jack.
Speaker 1: Oh no, wait, we woke up. It's a new day,
you you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He got like a nineteen
the first day, and then today he rolled again and
it was like a seventeen.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh it's still pretty solid.
Speaker 1: If how we're all more invested in his beauty check
than us A still pretty beautiful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're all gonna die, but he's gonna look great
doing it.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like the guy from the Men's whareouse
glat You're gonna love the way you look in a
funeral suit.
Speaker 2: Everyone plays your bet on what you think is going
to happen? Are they all going to die? Are just
some characters gonna die? Because I actually kind of don't
think that.
Speaker 6: You're going to TPK.
Speaker 1: I just feel like I'm not sure everyone's going to
make it through. Yeah, we have a huge chance of
of Like, you guys are really strong.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm still full health and I have I have
I think three fourths of everything I can use.
Speaker 2: You're you're easily like a level stronger than you should be.
I count for an extra level.
Speaker 3: I saved all my spell slots, didn't use any of
the first fight, so hopefully I might have used one
if anything, If anything, I can burn three separate strikes
in a row and just murder anything that comes out
the door, but you know, and then be.
Speaker 1: Useless for the rest of the fight.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, or you could try and just uncompletely come
out of round two and go into round three and
just be legitimately broken.
Speaker 4: If we're if we're unscathed out of round two, I'm
down for round three. But I'm gonna like jump into
the stands and fucking grab Carlias and throw them at them,
like knock him out and then like eat this guy.
Speaker 3: Like a dwarfing projectile.
Speaker 2: Our other campaign, you were, you will you would definitely
be broken if you won all three rounds.
Speaker 6: I don't have, so I wouldn't mind one.
Speaker 1: I don't have anything either.
Speaker 6: I'm down to one level one spell and three level two.
Speaker 1: Well you do you do? You technically have a magic
and banked.
Speaker 2: If you come out of this and live definitely resistance
h minimum of nothing, you get a ring of resistance,
which isn't too bad.
Speaker 1: What does a ring of resistance do? Exactly?
Speaker 4: It gives you resistance to one type of think we
we like what we roll a D ten and it
tells us what. Okay, I thought it was like just
in general, and I was like, oh my god, we
need those because if it's resistant to all damage, that
would be that would be the tier three reward.
Speaker 3: That would be like ultra legendary rare resistance to all
types of GMAE. Yeah, sts, you are now a barbarian
who is always raging.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be wearing all of the rings.
Speaker 1: He'd be like Thanos.
Speaker 6: Sitting on the throne, asshole.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Carlias doesn't have his hat. Did you? Did
you lose it in the stands? No, I don't know
it on my current No, I just woke up thirty
minutes ago.
Speaker 7: I need to wear this hood.
Speaker 1: I don't even need cola. You don't need to be here.
Speaker 2: Connor, if you want to just go back to sleep,
you can just you could probably do that because they're all.
Speaker 1: Just going to die the end anyway. You're in the stands.
You know what he's gonna do. He's gonna load up
Destiny to on the fucking monitor and just sit there
and play. He's already logged in. He's doing it.
Speaker 5: Look at it.
Speaker 1: He's already logged in. Manhole.
Speaker 2: There was ever a time that I would one hundred,
except that as it would be, this session would be
this session. Yeah, I've really got nothing for you to do, Carlias,
except for maybe roll like a how tasty is the
popcorn that you're eating? Roll rod twenty, Carlis, that's.
Speaker 6: Just life taste.
Speaker 2: Eleven, roll me another one on. The popcorn is an
eleven and the meat is an eight. Meats needs a
little watery.
Speaker 6: Uh, considering it's a nasty fighting pit by.
Speaker 3: The popcorn hasn't been invented yet.
Speaker 6: I don't know it is great.
Speaker 1: It's just a it's just a corn, a bucket full
of corn. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I I was telling j last night when he was
chilling in my stream. I should have yelled at Carlias
to hey, given that fancy gun before you go into
the stans.
Speaker 1: What was even funnier?
Speaker 4: Like, I wonder if we can maybe play it that
like the barrels jammed and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, Jesse, you're the one that
told us that was wrong. You're the one that this
week because I was last week. I was like, yo,
it's just a barrel. Jam, It's just a barrel. Like, well,
I was going to rule anyway, but then well we lose,
but then.
Speaker 2: Jesse gave me the justification. I was just gonna be like, no,
fuck you.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: I should we should have clipped it. But last night
I was saying, maybe we could convince Brad that only
one of the three chambers is jammed because he's British
and they have no idea how guns work. In was like,
but you already corrected it. I was like, no, I
ruined it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could have argued that case, and just I
don't know anything about guns. I think I'm going to
shoot some shotguns in a couple of weeks, so I know,
we'll see, we'll see how much I know that guns.
Speaker 4: After that every time the butt of the shotgun hits
your your your chest and imprints in American flag tat
does actually one of those stamps. Its just you're gonna
have to think it's.
Speaker 1: Gonna kill me.
Speaker 2: I think that's all was gonna happen. I'm gonna fire
it and it's just gonna impress my Yes.
Speaker 4: So when my mom goes for like police training sometimes
she they have to use the shotguns and like when
she comes back, she's like five to one, like one
hundred and forty pounds, but she's tough and her fucking
her whole shoulder is black for a week because she's
a Canadian.
Speaker 1: Will you're like all made from night love? Here we
have attempting a shot. Yeah, that's you know, what's going
to bed is. I don't know if you guys do
it dressed like that as well.
Speaker 4: So I don't know if you guys know inexpensive gamer.
But he's actually shot a deagle before, and there's a
video of him on YouTube. Uh that went into like
a fail compilation because they shot I think it was
a degal and.
Speaker 1: It came back and smacked him in the forehead.
Speaker 3: You mean like you mean like this, Yeah, like pretty
much like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, my friend Lad did that. He
shot a magnum for it at his wrist. Yeah, she's
a little, tiny, little little try to.
Speaker 6: Imagine, dude, Yeah, you have to shoot those.
Speaker 1: He destroyed himself.
Speaker 6: That's what I love about, like the the action movies
people have like they're dual wielding these gigantic caliber.
Speaker 1: It's not how that works.
Speaker 4: Or those people have worked out prior and they've put
like sixty pound weights on their hands.
Speaker 6: They just helped them out, Like it just balances in
the veins.
Speaker 1: Boy, Like, I.
Speaker 4: Don't know how you would even do a wheeled magnums
so vascular.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I had a narc cop the range once and he's
just like, all right, just pull the trigger as fast
as you can.
Speaker 2: It's just like yeah, yeah, shooting birds out the sky.
Speaker 6: Just goes down in the background.
Speaker 5: Whoops too much though, because one shot plenty in my
super tiny.
Speaker 4: The only time I've like really shot a gun was
a rifle, and the kickback on that thing was a bit.
It was like it was like a low end rifle too,
Like it wasn't even any of the good ones and
it was still like like oh fuck.
Speaker 2: Okay, I've shot like seventy sevens Like that's I think
the biggest, like seventy sevens and twenty two is out.
Speaker 1: Of like the big fucking with it scope. Yeah. Yeah,
my uncle fucking shoots shit with it.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, the American I fired, I was smissing Wesson six
eighty six and I'm nineteen eleven nighthawk a Spas.
Speaker 1: Twelve three oh eight. Fu take what.
Speaker 6: Bah?
Speaker 1: I got a.
Speaker 3: Fucking measure Schmidt.
Speaker 2: Okay, Jesus Christ, my God, calm down, American actually too.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: So when I lived down in California, is you could
go to a firing range, but there was such like
vast expanses of desert that sometimes it's easier to just
go out in the middle of nowhere and shoot stuff
where no one can hear it, because then you don't
have to worry about, you know, safety regulations and you
can just hold my beer. And so so we went
out there and it was basically a bring your own gun.
It was a bring your own gun shooting day. Oh so,
like seven of my friends rolled up in their cars
and trucks and just opened the trunks and it was
literally just an army and enough to outfit a militia
and we put like a blanket out on the ground
and just like laid out all the firearms for everyone
to use.
Speaker 6: I wish I still had the picture on me, but it.
Speaker 3: Was like thirty five guns from six people, and then
we just went to town and everything it.
Speaker 1: Was in Canada. Man, guns terrify me, dude.
Speaker 3: No guns terrify anyone who have not learned to handle
them properly.
Speaker 1: Yet they should still terrify if you know how to
handle them.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not when I'm the one holding it.
Speaker 2: I'm like way more scared of like the fact that
just any old twack can have a gun.
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 2: It's not like, oh the gun guns, fucking thing's gonna
creep under your bed and everyone.
Speaker 1: It's a macnum.
Speaker 3: It's it's a sentience revolvers and it hates Canadians.
Speaker 4: I hope the gun that Carlias gets is a sentient revolve, but.
Speaker 3: Every time he fires it gets angry and him like,
fucking no, it's a pacifist gun. It's a pacifist Wilfred.
Speaker 4: In uh in storm King's Thunder he was he didn't
like killing things, so he whenever you would shoot it things.
He would never look at it because he had the
artifice or gun. It was like a giant fucking cannon
made from an anchor. But he would just blindly fire
because he didn't like killing things.
Speaker 1: I never killed gun.
Speaker 2: He has to roll a D four on his next gun,
and whoever whichever number he rolls depends on which personality
draws out in the gun strings lash Arden or Raja
to decide on what happens as Carlias draws all of
your spirits.
Speaker 3: Sure, you guys, a picture of the gun my dad
got me when I was nineteen. This one right here.
You're gonna be a real man today.
Speaker 6: Boy.
Speaker 1: Neighbor Jimmy's been parking in his.
Speaker 4: Car a little too a couple of inches to the
left on our drive.
Speaker 3: It was a it was a thirty minute wait and
no background check of wyoming.
Speaker 1: Jesus fucking Christ. I'm kidding.
Speaker 6: I'm I'm less worried about big, big guns. But have
you ever hold like just a regular block pistol and
it feels like plastic, It feels like the phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The thing is, if you accidentally pull that with the
safety off, of course, someone can die like that.
Speaker 1: That's what bothers me with guns, dude, is like at
least a bow fucking takes skill with With a knife,
you have to get up and close or close to them.
Speaker 3: I Glocks specifically are like made of a really lightweight polymer,
So if you're holding a glock brand specific to other guns,
it feels like a toy that but they're but the
police force uses them specifically because they're so reliable. So
it's just like you it feels like you're carrying a
water gun around it. It's it's I've I've held one before,
and they're they just they don't they don't weigh anything
at all.
Speaker 1: And then one then and then in your other hand.
Speaker 3: It's like there's there's American Cold nineteen eleven classic, weighing
like sixteen pounds, and what the heck is this?
Speaker 5: The case? Chat is wondering, we are actually trying to
delay our own death.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, we're just we're talking guns because we're about
to die and.
Speaker 5: We're going to die.
Speaker 1: So they're lying about all of these experiences.
Speaker 2: None of it has actually happened that I ever.
Speaker 1: Fel lives in Iceland.
Speaker 3: I have oh wait, hold on, you know what actually
I just remembered I transferred all the pictures from my phone.
Speaker 1: I think you can say I just remembered I am
in Iceland. I actually am, and.
Speaker 3: I actually no, I just remembered I transferred all the
pictures from my phone to my computer. So I do
have to bring your own gun pictures here somewhere, but
I'll find them later. I want to do the fighting
pit and live, not really I do.
Speaker 1: How about we do fighting pit and you try and live. Sure,
let's get into it. Let's do it.
Speaker 6: Are you ready?
Speaker 1: No? One and all? Why did I convince us of this?
All right?
Speaker 2: So last week you guys appeared in the drum, I
might as well, honestly, just bring y'all straight back over to.
Speaker 1: The fighting pits.
Speaker 6: It's going to be too easy, and it's going to
be boring for everybody to watch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, there's always a third fight. You can
always take the third option. You're just you're just slightly
under man. I'm sure you'll be fighting slightly.
Speaker 8: All right.
Speaker 1: A good dwarf joke too, if you want it.
Speaker 3: So are we starting new roles for initiative when the
new creatures come out?
Speaker 1: Or yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, new roles every time just because I like
rolland I have to get drunk and being character, get
drunk and being character, and I will the scene.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not setting you up what happened last week.
You weren't here. You missed it.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, even though last week I can't even remember what happened,
you pretty much just did this. You went to the
You went to a couple of places. Actually, you saw
a dwarf who had his forge burnt down potentially and
seemingly by blades, who was the the weapon smith in town.
Two of you went to the mage where and met
a little boy called Elman, who said that all the
other wizards were out of town on some business and
he was on his own, and that they'd be back
in two or three days. And Arden and Rajah went
to a temple and purchased two vials of.
Speaker 1: Holy water.
Speaker 2: Arden seemed to recognize somebody there, and somebody or somebody
seemed to recognize Arden whispered to a hand of the king,
an acolyte something, and said to maybe meet him at
some point, though Arden seemed a little amused, and then left.
Then you went to the fighting pits, where a gentleman
robbed you of four gold pretty much you entered. You
into the interview into the fights under the names Carlias, Carlias, Carlias,
and Carlias.
Speaker 6: I think.
Speaker 2: It was Kelly's Carlias, Raja got Raja Lady, and string mads.
Remember everybody on the.
Speaker 1: You can win rings of resistance have been one.
Speaker 2: You defeated the two displacer beasts that came out to
serve as the first round, and you successfully bagged two
hundred and fifty gold as a group.
Speaker 1: Of five and five rings of resistance.
Speaker 2: Then Carlis left stating that he doesn't want to fucking
die in the fighting pits pussy, I mean, because it's
a pointless death, and left the four of you who
decided to continue, much to Oud's shock, and he announced
the next round, which, of course you can win another
seven hundred and fifty gold and some booster shots, which
hopefully is worth it.
Speaker 1: Probably not, probably not.
Speaker 2: Probably not now maybe before when it was a lot
easier because you had Carlias, a big, big damage dealer.
To be fair, gun slingers are essentially fighters. Remember the
fighters are very useful and fight. This is a fighter
basically the archer archetype, except he does these big like
one d ten shots of fucking damage on stuff.
Speaker 3: How we didn't need a plus nine damage dealer in
the party.
Speaker 2: You have got a rajah. This is more bad at
least fully decked out raja. Uh and some potions.
Speaker 1: That you bought. So I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe, okay, I'm the tank.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, I'm the tank. I got this. Maybe.
Speaker 3: How many spell slots do you guys have?
Speaker 1: I think I'm still full. I used you used.
Speaker 3: To cure wounds level two on me when I was
barely even, when I was barely even hurt, and I
was upset about that. You don't really fuck you heal
me for like sixteen points and I was like, okay,
like four points of damna.
Speaker 4: I I did that so I wouldn't use my level
one spells because my level twos are useless, so I
just have lesser restoration and knock.
Speaker 1: So unless there's a chest that we have to open, like.
Speaker 2: I mean, according to Arden's sheet, he's used all of
his spell slots.
Speaker 1: But I don't know what I'm looking at. How you
run your spell sheet? Oh I don't.
Speaker 6: It always resets. It should be accurate right now?
Speaker 1: Oh huh?
Speaker 6: How three three?
Speaker 4: There's if you over the three and two, there's there's
a little you just click up and down and it
does up and down.
Speaker 6: Is it better to do that? They usually erase it
and type in the I literally just watched it.
Speaker 4: So the left if you keep the left of your
of your character sheet with the spells like the four
and three, that's how many spells you have per day? Right,
And then if you do the same on the right
hand side, I just tally them off when I use
a spell on the right hand side, kind of like
the same as hit points and ten pit points.
Speaker 6: See I do my left sides? How many I have left?
And the right sides? How many I have backed?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it works out the same way, right or does it?
Or does it? It doesn't?
Speaker 6: Guess all right, it looks like the number is actually
staying this time. Nice.
Speaker 1: So did we see the monster yet? We didn't know?
Did we? We don't know? If that big game?
Speaker 3: And since we have our one between round action, am
I ready?
Speaker 1: Wait? What don't you've done? You one between and them? Yeah? Wait?
What did I do? Then? We?
Speaker 2: I don't know?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he probably shot I killed you? No, I show
I show voted for flavor during the fight I don't
think I did one between rounds?
Speaker 1: All right, what do you want to do? I was
gonna say, I.
Speaker 3: Just want to ready an action shot and the moment
it was out the gate, shooted in the face it
or whatever it is or whatever they are.
Speaker 1: Wait, actually hold the old day? Do I have? Never mind?
You know what?
Speaker 3: I have fifteen gold in my inventory that probably came
from show voting.
Speaker 1: So never mind, you're.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was a performance check from you, like just
at the end there.
Speaker 1: And show never mind.
Speaker 6: I was waiting for Brad to do like and out
of the out of the thing comes the ring girl
carrying a round two card. You shoot her?
Speaker 3: Shoot right, mother, I must do it now?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 1: Sure all make them like they used to.
Speaker 2: All right, let's uh, let's jump in so basically, m
mmmm for.
Speaker 1: Fucking dead guys.
Speaker 7: That's easy.
Speaker 1: Let's set the sea. Let's set the fucking scene, shall we.
Speaker 2: There's, of course, the thunderous raw of the colisseum around you.
Speaker 1: You have people clamoring all over each other.
Speaker 2: You're in a big kind of square, cuboid structure that
is centered on this central arena. Lots of sands, lots
of people, lots of cheering. Remember, that this was like
the first time in a little while that people have
seen people make it past the first round. So everyone's
losing their fucking everyone's losing their fucking minds in the
in the in the stands above you, the pork carlor
is in front of you lifts, the sound of the
chain turning over and over and creaking as it strains
under the weight of the iron, and from behind it
there's the sounds of heavy footballs studding down. There is
a slight nervous hush from the crowd as they sit
with baited breath, waiting to see what oid has brought
them today, What fresh beast waits these heroes who have
made it to the second round. Carlias sits turning a
winner's ring over in his hands in the sands, and
the poor Colis comes to a stop. From the giant,
darkened sort of hallway, step out two broad shouldered ogres,
each with fitted leather helm and warrior like leathers, bark
wielding spiked great clubs, looking kind of like Roman warriors who.
Speaker 1: Had slept in a vat of steroids.
Speaker 2: Imagine mixing kind of bane from the comics with like
a Roman warrior.
Speaker 1: Ogre, very dumb but very big looking.
Speaker 3: However, between them.
Speaker 2: They carry a huge hempen sack and something riots within it.
The portculist slams shut behind them and they let the
They let the sack drop and lift up their spiked
grape clubs to the sky as they roar to the crowd.
Many of sin River know these two often trotted out
during the first round.
Speaker 1: Ovar and Month. These are black and lap over and month.
Speaker 2: Ogres trained to some degree in the fighting arts. Ovar
with his enormous bulbous forehead and Mount with his burned
and scarred mess of a face. These two look to you,
the opponents, the contestants, and begin to charge forward, letting
this thing drop behind them. The hemp and sack then
begins to levitate and it falls to the sands, revealing
a floating bulbous creature. A single eye in the center
sits above a snapping jaw filled with rows of sharks,
tea four more eyes on stalks just for about looking
for victims. Each of its eye talks centers on each
one of you. A spectator and two Ogres are your
next opponents.
Speaker 6: Please roll the initiative.
Speaker 2: Actually from the stands I'm not going to try out
fucking beholder on you. You think I'm that's just me
Oid from the stand shouts and says, our newest.
Speaker 1: Addition to the fighting pits. It's a creature from the
deepest depths of the under dark.
Speaker 6: We call him Clive.
Speaker 3: It's a spectator.
Speaker 6: Clive respect closes a good reverence.
Speaker 1: Black.
Speaker 6: Uh, let me roll some bullshit.
Speaker 2: So month, uh that's a minus one, right, and then
minus one.
Speaker 1: Two and then the spectators, just the two ogres. We'd
be so fine, but that spectator makes me so nervous.
Speaker 6: Worried about that as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, let's see. Yeah, just goes first. Do you
remember Ascendants Episode.
Speaker 3: Two, Episode two, like in the beginning of the campaign.
Speaker 1: No, why with the troll Oh yeah yeah yeah, these
are not trolls. I know.
Speaker 4: Okay, but we can still do the same thing.
Speaker 1: How burn it with fire and it we generate trolls everyone.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, Raja is not go though, like the
the level of yeah, okay, okay, good point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't climb things as easily.
Speaker 7: Fucked.
Speaker 3: Raja is not gonna be able to wrestle it to
the ground like a Gotha could. Fuck that was funny.
Speaker 2: Thing that happened here is the spectator turns each of
its four eyes talks on you.
Speaker 1: Let's see who's first strings.
Speaker 2: I'm so dead dude, Lash, Let's see these two, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Yes? All right? So what do you have the four?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 1: Fuck off, Brad. If you paralyze me in the first
two fucking seconds of the spike.
Speaker 2: Nah, give me a wisdom saved strings and con save
lash fuck okays.
Speaker 1: Oucheez all right.
Speaker 2: Spectator turns one of its eyes on you strings for
a moment, while completely within understanding and what's going on,
you look at the eye and then you four you
feel something strange, as if a wave of energy hits
you in the head. You don't see anything, You just
feel a little odd and a little dizzy for a moment.
Speaker 6: It hits through the confusion ray.
Speaker 2: So you you now can't take reactions until the end
of your next turn. On your turn, you can't move,
use your action to make a melee or range attack
against a randomly determined creature within range. If you can't attack,
then kind yeah, you're basically you need to do a random.
Speaker 6: I'll roll a deep three and you can Well.
Speaker 4: That's that's fine because my turn is coming up in
a couple of seconds, so that would that would dissipate, right, Well, you.
Speaker 2: Still need to attack someone and then right now or
well no, no, no, on your turn on your turn, okay,
you can't move and you make a range attack at
a randomly determined creature.
Speaker 1: Unless someone stood next to you, which at the moment
there is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but just out of curiosity, wouldn't that fall off
by my next by my turn coming up in two
turns because or two rounds?
Speaker 1: Rather why because it's my turn is is soon? So
it's how Honestly, I don't know how this turns up.
It doesn't say It just says by your next turn,
so until the end of your next turn. Oh okay,
so for this turn, I have to do it in
the next one. I'm fine, Okay, okay, that makes sense. Yeah, sorry,
I was confused, all right.
Speaker 2: But like with the with the beholder, it says that
at the end of your turn, you make another save
against this thing. With this it doesn't say that, Okay,
so I just do it or you can't take reactions
until the end of your next turn. On your turn,
you can't move and you use your actions. Okay, random
determined creature with it. That's not that's actually bad O cool.
Speaker 1: You are right. The spectator is a.
Speaker 2: Confusing and also if you're ever going to met a game,
this is the fight to do it in or not
the metagame, but question tactically what you're gonna do.
Speaker 1: Uh, you become paralyzed. Lash for one minute.
Speaker 5: He's behind a pillar. He can't see me.
Speaker 1: I think you can see you.
Speaker 2: Fuck you would have you would have maybe had a
bonus to your tasy, but not.
Speaker 1: He's got a little line of sigh on you. Fuck you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you look up and you see another one of
these eyes fix on you. As soon as you make
eye contact with that single eye, you feel yourself freeze,
as you're probably going for the bow and an arrow.
You just stuck, paralyzed completely stuck. Paralysis is a sucky one.
It's the one where you legitimately can't do fuck all.
Apart from maybe movie eyes around, there is pretty much
nothing else that paralysis allows you to do. At the
end of your next turn, you can make another conceave
to try and break free of that paralysis.
Speaker 1: Fucking hae you older Kim God, damn. Yeah, this is
the first time I've ever used a spectator.
Speaker 6: For everyone in else in the world.
Speaker 1: But you know, if I was, it had to come up.
Speaker 2: We need this fight over continues to run forward.
Speaker 1: What do you got over?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, they can run far excellent. He runs
at strings who is confused. So this is probably gonna
work out quite well for you. Really you can't take reactions,
but that's okay, all right, so he can just if
you're gonna hit you, I'm gonna try and hit you.
Uh that is a twelve, doesn't He just comes in
and even in your confusion, you wrench that that shield
out of the sand, and you feel this thing. It
probably sheds a sense, a reverberation of horrible pain down
one arm. You manage to stop this hue huge sort
of like it's just a it's just a piece of
wood with some spikes hammered into it, some thick looking
like door iron nails, and it just booms off of
that over looks down at you, little one me, and
then lifts is a great bubb up to the crowd,
who scream with bloodlust and joy.
Speaker 1: Guys, all right.
Speaker 6: All right, here we go, here we go, see one,
see five ten. I'm gonna go roughly like here, I'm
going to cast my first second level spell. Spiritual weapon
can cast it sixty feet, so I'm going to cast
it right on the spectator and month.
Speaker 1: What does your spiritual weapon look like?
Speaker 6: It looks like a big sword, but on the hilt
it's a picture of my face.
Speaker 1: I thought it was just gonna be a giant beauty brush.
Speaker 6: It never wasted rush.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I'll give you control over this yeay.
Speaker 2: Arden spiritual webpon save.
Speaker 6: Nice.
Speaker 1: You can move that around right on the text.
Speaker 4: Let me see you grab the right CLICKI thing, I
guess like a bonus action to make a move or
some ship.
Speaker 1: But yeah, and it's on it. Let's see.
Speaker 6: When you cast spell, you can make a melee spell
attack against the creature within five feet of the weapon.
On hit, the target takes four damage equal to one
D eight plus you're spell casting ability modifier.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 6: So I'll use my bonus action to the swing of swings. See,
it would have been going for the spectator.
Speaker 1: So uh, that is unfortunately a miss.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this thing materializes and then swings at the spectator,
which unfortunately has a lot of eyes and dexterously floats
downwards avoids the swing of the spectra weapon. Alright, India ten,
I guess alrighty.
Speaker 4: Uh strength, Well, I guess I have to randomly attack
the only target in range.
Speaker 2: Guys, how terrible. You don't have any ranged weapons? Ah,
didn't you stabload the javelins in the ground?
Speaker 1: Motherfucker?
Speaker 4: No not javelins I have. I have the heavy crossbow,
but that would require me to pick it up.
Speaker 1: So should I roll for that? Still? You have a
ranged weapon? Yeah? Okay, So so what do I what
do I do?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: Do I roll a one D two or something that
you get everyone? Uh? Everybody but lash?
Speaker 4: I think everyone will lash one, two, three, four five?
Speaker 1: Roll me a D five?
Speaker 2: Okay, the spectator over rajah spectator month all right, yeah
there you cover?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 1: Over smack him thirteen hit? Oh probably not Oh it
does no ship? All right, all right? What seven? And
then I still got a bonus action? Yes? Yeah, okay,
we're gonna hit him with the glove button. I'm guessing
a twenty hits, so I'm gonna roll damage. So nine damage, yeah,
stab and then smack.
Speaker 6: Yeah let's see.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So you just.
Speaker 2: Randomly this thing comes in and boom, and then you
just ah but stab up with the glave at this ogre.
You catch him underneath one of his leathers and then
open a horrible cut along his globulous mass of a side.
A wash of red runs down the glove, but before
it even hits your hand, you flick it off and smack.
Speaker 1: Him with the button of the glave in his big
over forehead.
Speaker 2: He's got a giant forehead which has now got a
red mark on it.
Speaker 1: So that is that?
Speaker 7: That is that?
Speaker 1: Sorry, I can't do fucking maths today, apparents worries uh.
And then that's the idea of time, ye.
Speaker 2: Lash rom me a constitution saving the throat, please nice.
So you you basically sitting there for a moment completely
unable to move a few seconds past before you steal
yourself and then you feel the paralysis where off of
your body the arcane magic sort of dissipates from you.
That is the end of your turn. But you are
free as of right now, and bringing us to.
Speaker 3: I am going to kill them all. Yeah, I'm just
gonna kill them. I'm gonna target the spectator with slayer's
eye and see if I can spot any obvious weakness
us to it. Okay, and I'm also going to I'm
gonna cast protection from evil on myself.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, it has no weaknesses.
Speaker 3: Really sweet, Okay, I'm going to go. I'm going to move. Actually,
I'm gonna I'm gonna stay like right here, I'm not
I'm not gonna go far. And that's my turn.
Speaker 6: Cool, right, And.
Speaker 2: Bringing us around to Months, who is going to run?
Speaker 1: Let's see how dumb me? Month? You're pretty dumb. You're
pretty dumb. You're just gonna run in run down here, right,
I get a sack of opportunity on him if he
runs into me.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you've already had your turn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so after my turn, I get reactions back. So
attack of opportunity? Did that roll anywhere? Oh? Oh fuck?
Oh sir? Yeah, I do claim that.
Speaker 2: You you go to attack him and then swing the
glove and then just it launches out of your hands.
Speaker 1: Rommy at D fifteen D three A D three T
fifty you've got here one nice? Yeah, it lands next
to you. Oh thank god? Okay, who yeah, you can
just lift it up all right?
Speaker 2: The time comes so scary.
Speaker 1: And then fourteen and he brings his own great club down,
doesn't it.
Speaker 2: Attack you, you drop the glove and as you do so, oh,
you just lower your head enough for a worship a
spiked great club over the top of your head.
Speaker 6: And months and over look at each other.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, not for long.
Speaker 6: Haf uh, just spectacle.
Speaker 1: I'll be your bard tank for the evening.
Speaker 2: Strings and Arden, uh, let's see me again.
Speaker 1: Yeah you again. Give me a and Arden, give me
a concept, just just to be just to be fair.
If any of these are like a fear saving throw,
I have to know because I have advantage.
Speaker 3: So all right, you please please target the person with
protection from evil on him.
Speaker 1: If you don't mind.
Speaker 2: Strings, you are once again rather confused, seemingly no reasons.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is working out well.
Speaker 2: And Arden, you watching months and over do that thing,
catch a glimpse of one of the eyes floating out
behind them from the spectator, and you suddenly completely stop,
unable to do anything as you are now paralyzed. You
have the same two rays on this turn. Damn uh
fucking spectral bullshit. Get a tax of opportunity.
Speaker 4: Because this thing's flying away spiritual weapon, I think does Yeah,
I think I can't use my.
Speaker 6: Bonus action right now because I'm paralyzed.
Speaker 1: Spiritual weapon attack of opportunity.
Speaker 6: Bonus acually controlled it anyway, I can't.
Speaker 4: A d M says they don't allow them to get
a tax of opportunity.
Speaker 1: Then you don't get it. Fuck you.
Speaker 4: It also says that it would describe if it gets
the opportunity a tank tax, and it doesn't.
Speaker 6: So Also, Bilbo pointed out, I was incorrect. It doesn't
matter to this, but in the future, spiritual weapons are
only a bonus actually cast that seems kind of he
to be oblivion.
Speaker 4: Well, you also have to spend like a bonus action
or an action to do with something with it.
Speaker 6: So maybe you can't attack on that turn because.
Speaker 4: It's a bonus action you use use your Oh yeah
you would be able to attack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you wouldn't be able to attack. You can summon
it and then in the next turn. Well all right,
well I mean you missed.
Speaker 6: Anyway for the future. Yeah, us some relatively fair eighteen
strings that.
Speaker 1: Hits, that does hit.
Speaker 2: This time you are hit by a confusion ray at
the right the worst possible time as you drop your
blade and then a great club comes in ship.
Speaker 1: All right, why why you gotta slow it down for
a second?
Speaker 4: Big one, one of the one of these dis was
here to find his D one hundred.
Speaker 1: That's so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just feel this enormous spiked great club just
come down and as you duck under one another one
just crunches into the back of your head, hitting you
for sixteen bludgeoning.
Speaker 1: Damn fine boy, and yeah it just bore you.
Speaker 4: See see strings like very my reaction.
Speaker 2: He can he can jay, He like maybe jams his
shield down and stop himself from completely spraying out on
the ground and manages to gather hisself. But there's a
probably a wet, bloodied patch on the back of your
scales in the back of your head there from ovar
ardin make me a constitution.
Speaker 6: Saving throw please another one.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is the end of your turn now, okay,
coogl uh.
Speaker 1: That is a terrible failure. I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just felt you are still paralyzed, very paralyzed.
Speaker 1: Arden is probably like stuck in.
Speaker 3: Some strange he's stuck with this mirror in hand.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wait, let's see what the pose looks like.
Speaker 2: Oh not good, you look ah yeah, halfway through casting
channeling the spiritual weapon.
Speaker 1: I guess strings roll me another D one two three
four five over month rajah arden one spectator. Do I
have to fire the crossbower?
Speaker 4: Can I use something that because I can cast?
Speaker 2: You just have to make a I have to manly
determine text whatever you want to do. Uh you just yeah, yeah,
it's smacked around the back of the head, stumbling forward
for the for the glade. He just picks up the
heavy crossbow, turns around and just fires it wildly across
the arena towards the spectator, which is levitating around you
in such a way.
Speaker 1: Uh the crossback just the bolt hits the back wall.
Speaker 2: There are these sixty foot kind of stone sandstone walls
that sit around you.
Speaker 1: And yeah, ching.
Speaker 2: Lands harmlessly into the sand behind the spectator. Unfortunately, lash
completely free.
Speaker 5: Not called the range on my short though.
Speaker 1: It is. If you roll it, we'll see. You don't
need to tell you. Yeah you can, you can share shoot.
Speaker 3: You can also you can also step forward shoot and
then step back behind the pillar if needed.
Speaker 2: You've got eighty feet of standard roll and three hundred
and twenty of disadvantage, so between eighty feet and three
twenty it's a shot.
Speaker 3: So you could totally like step out here, take that
shot and then step back.
Speaker 5: Excellent, that is the plan. Here, here comes to the attack.
Speaker 1: Get it girl? Cool? Nice? Absolutely a hit, Yes, piercing damage.
Speaker 6: It's better than what I've done.
Speaker 1: Go for it. So Lash darts out from behind the pillar.
Speaker 2: We see her knock an arrow and then it launches
just behind the the bolt from the heavy crossbow. Although
the bolt hits the back the spectator, you see catch
one of these arrows in his weird, bulbous side.
Speaker 1: The arrow just sits in his side and he floats.
Speaker 2: I'm not happy with that six piercing dam to the spectator.
Speaker 5: All right, I will go ahead and disengage here.
Speaker 1: Yes, you can hide back wherever you were.
Speaker 5: I was right here.
Speaker 1: Can I come to wherever you want?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you still got movement to move about, Raja.
Speaker 3: I am going to unders going to open fire on
the spectator with my revolver.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the smartest thing to do because there's not
much else left to do. It's okay, I can take
these guys perfectly. Fine, that's a hit. That is nice.
Speaker 3: So that is a chunky right, Yeah, that's a chunky
hit for fourteen?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how many shots you've got left in that thing?
One more? Don't have to reload.
Speaker 2: So yeah, the arrow strikes the spectator as it turns
one way, and then we see this, just this bullet
just blows a hole in the bottom height like side
of this spectator. You just see chunks of flesh strike
the ground, and the spectator lets out a terrible cry,
turning his eyes on you guys hiding in the back,
launching over these horrible, horrible projectiles. That the spectator is
very confused and very angry, but also very hurt.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: I'm going to move Okay, there you go. Mm hmmm,
I'm going to move here to keep pace with this
thing as it tries to leave.
Speaker 1: All right, strings, yep, Month is going to pick you up.
Oh uh give me a.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, well an athletic or an acrobatics check versus
his Uh.
Speaker 1: You'll be fine. What hmm fuck? Raymond has picked you up.
You are now grappled by Month. To see. I've told
you he not move far. He just grabs you.
Speaker 2: These huge, great ogre arms just grab you and lift
you up.
Speaker 1: We see the small form of strings.
Speaker 2: Try and break free, try and pull the arms apart,
but there's nothing he can do. As as the big, horrible,
smelly Ogre shuts you up. Spectator, I cannot see Lash,
Arden's good, Strings is good. All right, well, I guess sorry, Rajah,
rob me a constitution savings throw.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's a fail. You are paralyzed. Now rob me
another constitution savings throw. Well, that's just rude.
Speaker 2: Sorry that did another fail. This one's gonna sting need
the de tense, where's my detense?
Speaker 8: And another one youd think yes, all right, oh ouch
okay you uh okay.
Speaker 2: So basically, you fucking fire a hole into the side
of this spectator. It looks the Lash. The first person
that heard it can't see her. Looks to Arden and Strings.
They're fine, He's dealt with them. Sees Rajah turning coming
in for a flank, turns two of its eyes on him.
With one, you feel yourself suddenly while you're maneuvering around
one way, just suddenly boom, completely stuck from paralyze, and
then another eye turns. This eye is completely red, with
a horrible like slit of a sort of reptilian eyeball
an iris, and then Boom sends out this dark, horrible
shot of arcane energy, and you're struck by twenty necrotic
damage out.
Speaker 1: Yes, stings a lot. Uh, hey Connor, you want to
make a hundred bucks?
Speaker 3: If only, if only we had the perfect class for
dealing with a spectator m if maybe maybe someone who
could shoot it repeatedly until he could have.
Speaker 1: Killed him one.
Speaker 3: It would have been dead in one turn.
Speaker 1: My next attack is going to be spearing Carlias through the.
Speaker 6: I can't have it.
Speaker 1: You can't fucking Brad Pitt in Troy style, like just
across the Beach. I love that movie so much. All right, So.
Speaker 2: Ova is gonna hit Strings on the head. I don't
know if he gets does he get vanished to hit
you for being grapple?
Speaker 1: You're no, only only if I'm like prone or anything.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he just.
Speaker 1: He just has to hit at you. An eleven.
Speaker 2: So he's wriggling around and Over it is just standing
in front of Months.
Speaker 1: These two huge ogres hold him still. Months is there.
Speaker 2: He's moving back as this this great club is coming
down to hit you, and you're wriggling around.
Speaker 6: Month is moving around.
Speaker 2: Avoiding the great Club as well, stopping you from being
hit by Over, who's getting more and more angry with
his brother arden Ron the constitution saving throw.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, you remain paralyzed two of ten. Don't worry boys,
thunder fucking wave thunder wave second level at second level level,
right on top of me. All right.
Speaker 4: If they fail their can't save, they both get pushed back, okay,
which would also Oh no, I wouldn't give me a reaction,
but that would be awesome if they did.
Speaker 2: Uh over with a definitive fail. What is the DC's thirteen?
So Month makes it?
Speaker 1: Okay, so he takes half damage.
Speaker 2: So he takes half damage and isn't pushed over, is
pushed Yeah, how far.
Speaker 1: Over gets pushed? I think it's like ten feet away,
ten feet so he's over there somewhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they take how much nineteen?
Speaker 1: But Month takes I guess nine because half? Okay? Nice?
All right, so finally some damage. Yeah, bonus action. I'm
going to mmm, I'm gonna I'm going to inspire.
Speaker 4: Ardin Ah and say, hey, Arden, we might have a
chance if Carlias wasn't such a glad hater.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go play destiny now because of that plum
with him. Take it with you, enjoy that one.
Speaker 2: You you let a thunderous concussive blast Month. If anything
crushes you tighter, holding onto you, stopping yourself from being
like pushed away from you. He is still hit by
some of the blast, but more of the energy sort
of pushes out towards Ova who you see all of
the huge rolls of fat that are.
Speaker 1: On his body and just roll backwards over him.
Speaker 2: He stumbles backwards ten feet away and yeah, you you.
Speaker 1: Hurt him a lot more than the other one. Is
that India turn? I guess it is.
Speaker 4: I mean there's no way I can try to escape
with movement, right, yeah, okay.
Speaker 6: Fine, normally I wouldn't even ask. But remember how the
you said the spectator didn't have as good of a
what was it a confusion as a beholder? Is the
paralysis the same one or is it only last one turn?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Paralysis is one minute? You make the save in the
end of every turn to Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: You just I could one shot the spectator, but I
got it.
Speaker 1: That's why I inspired you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well it doesn't matter because it's at the end
of the turn. I make the roll next turn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you can still use the inspiration for the
saving throw. Yeah, okay, get a girl. I shouldn't I
shouldn't have done.
Speaker 3: Protection from Evil I should have just gone all agro
on it because he used the two of its abilities
that I can't protect from.
Speaker 1: Well, we would have been well, no, it's it's all
a random role with these. You roll random. You roll
a one D four with the beholder, you roll a
one D eight and it does it. So it's not
Brad choosing then yeah, die, it's just.
Speaker 5: So I'm going to fire a shot at him and
it's going to be a flame eerrow.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a hit, sweet?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 5: One D four for the plane.
Speaker 1: An extra one D four? Yeah, and then on the
start of.
Speaker 2: Its next turn it takes and then fucking so ten
you just fire another arrow, just perfect shot.
Speaker 1: It launches towards the spectator.
Speaker 2: It's got a huge hole missing from one part of
its spherical body. It's got an arrow sticking out of
it in one side, and then almost like splitting the
other arrow as second one hits it and then big
knights in flame. The spectator lets out a terrifying screech
once more, but as he's screeching, he hide once again.
Speaker 1: Blash real quick onesday.
Speaker 4: You can use your bonus action to hide, by the way,
which is better than just running awack better than you
get such as well.
Speaker 2: She needs to hiding isn't as easy as you have
to roll right, it's not an invisibility yeah, trick, This
is probably better because there's no lines of sight.
Speaker 5: Okay, so for this instance, but I'll have to.
Speaker 2: I mean, no, do the fucking hide thing and lead
it the chance instead.
Speaker 6: Uh, Raja were only a constitution saving thread.
Speaker 1: Please you got this. Unfortunately, Raja remains if you don't.
Speaker 2: He also has this horrible, like weird kind of necrotic
burn across his body.
Speaker 1: Month.
Speaker 2: I guess this motherfucker can just fucking hit you, right,
he gets advantage?
Speaker 1: How would he get advantage? Does he not?
Speaker 3: He only has advantage if it's restrained or just means
you can't move.
Speaker 1: All right, it doesn't throw you, then you throw me
over to over play fucking hard potato. No, he's just
going to fucking launch him into the air and then
down into that pit roll me.
Speaker 2: Fine, let me leave some of this to a chance,
so it's not just mean. No, this is gonna be mean.
Four D six tall fuck pow potato would have been fun. Yeah,
you're gonna take thirteen bludgeoning damage. He rolled a crit twenty.
Speaker 1: On his throat.
Speaker 2: I'm down, and he just so as you do the thunderwave,
he stumbles backwards and just goes oh blah and just
launches strings upwards strings. His body flies through the air
and then lands the extra He's throwly twenty feet up.
But you land in the center of this pit, and
we see him disappear from your eye levels.
Speaker 1: He disappears into the pit. Everybody else can see that.
Speaker 2: His body just bang lands in the middle of this pit,
I might add, and I've only just thought of this.
Speaker 1: Most all of your weap are over Yeah, they're over there.
Speaker 7: Yep.
Speaker 1: It's ok. I need no fucking weapons.
Speaker 4: Okay, I still have like an Elvin short sword on me,
but I still don't okay, I don't need Yeah.
Speaker 6: I'm I'm all right.
Speaker 1: I'll put a little bullshit thing just so that you
know that your weapon is.
Speaker 4: There that morning, okay, yeah, that set of there right yeah.
Speaker 1: And then months h how drum are you? Month?
Speaker 2: Very dumb runs over to Ardin and then the spectator.
Speaker 1: Clever you spectator not clever? Can we get to can
be a Carlias to roll an altruism check right now
like a sympathy check.
Speaker 4: You know what funny is on my turn, I was
gonna in the stands and fucking yell at him too.
Speaker 1: Trash down here. All right, So Rajah and Arden are
being targeted. Rip boys, we're dead. This is this is
pretty bad to me. Wait can you make saves when
you're paradized?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 2: No, you might automatically fail strength and dex saves. So
you can actually make me two constitution saving throws rips?
Speaker 1: Which one you want? Which you want me to do first?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Wait does the advantage because he's inspiration. I meant inspiration.
Speaker 2: Sorry, just know these are these are con saves to
to try not to be hit by the wounding rays
that are launching.
Speaker 1: Are both of you, we're both dead. It's gonna suck.
It's gonna suck.
Speaker 2: You have in What does that mean you.
Speaker 1: Get to add? I think that's it. Yeah, it should be.
Speaker 6: Right now. No, okay, it's just the wounding ray.
Speaker 1: Now, wounding ray. I'm not gonna use it. Forty points
of damage. He's down. Yeah right, yeah, like that I
would end up working.
Speaker 2: So the spectator while levitating towards you, now it's eye
is still on Rajah, so it just sends off another
bolt as it this dark necrotic energy just strikes Raja.
Speaker 1: This is gonna do fifteen necrotic damage to you.
Speaker 3: Ouch uko, Ah, yeah, I'm done.
Speaker 2: We see Rajah, although paralyzed, just boom fall to the
ground and and just covered in sort of like an
icy necrotic chilling, burning arcane black energy and then an Okay,
so you're just choosing not to do the thing. Uh,
seventeen necrotic damage hits you as an as it the
thing just spins its eye around and zoom is off
another one of these necrotic bolts, and it just passes
month and you just see Arden, who again remains paralyzed.
Speaker 1: Bang hits him.
Speaker 2: I guess both of you can make me another set
of con saves to try and break free of the.
Speaker 1: Paralysis, and you want to do that on that six.
Speaker 2: Okay, still enough, I'm afraid, yeah, both of the paralyzed.
I don't know what paralysis plus death saves me.
Speaker 1: I don't think it means anything.
Speaker 6: Okay, your body, Yeah, I think I don't know about that,
but yeah, I don't I don't think it will negatively
or positively affect anything.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: The spectator is gonna flow around a little closer.
Speaker 1: How fucked up is a sing looking pretty fucked up.
Speaker 2: It's got a massive great hole. It's just like it's
it's barely even floating. It's just it's moving towards you,
guys now hoping to feed on its kill and regain
the health points that it needs by feeding and resting.
Now that it's praise all dead forgetting. Of course, about
the pretty body that Ovar says and starts moving over towards. Okay,
so this is like an attack on Titan moment for
you lash. Unfortunately, you just hear the dum dum dum
as you're probably backed up against this pillar preparing another
arrow from the quiver, and then suddenly two huge hands
and then this kind of helmed, giant foreheaded ogre oh
fund pretty body appears around the corner and then comes
over to you. He can't actually do anything, he blows
his dash to get to you, but he jumped dum
running over to.
Speaker 1: You, arms out. It's like Fellowship of the Ring. Terrific. Yeah, yeah,
it's the fucking motherfuckers. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh, arden, make me a constitution saving throat.
Speaker 6: Please God, that's buddy, Thank God, done it.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, you just at the very last minute you
break free. You feel the pain as you've got this
kind of arcane dark energy washed across your body.
Speaker 6: And live spells not amused in front of you. It's
so mad.
Speaker 1: You are free.
Speaker 3: To tell me you have a heel that you can
do on an action and another one that works on
a bonus action.
Speaker 6: As much as I would love to do something, it
should be a save role at the end of my turns.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah it is. You actually don't have anything?
Yeah true?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, no I have.
Speaker 1: I have things for days. I could turn the fight.
But I know you could, yeah because we but we
have healing potions as well, right right, you wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I genuinely feel Arden alone was going to carry this fight.
Speaker 1: Lash could, Lash could run over and lash. You still
have the ring of invisibility.
Speaker 5: I sure do.
Speaker 1: She's gonna use it to go take Rajah's potion and
fucking cram it into his stall.
Speaker 5: Now we got this all right?
Speaker 1: Forgot this.
Speaker 2: I've got like rogue abilities. Plus the fact that she
can do potions on a bonus do help a lot.
I failed my dad because she's a thief. So she
has the action, the fast hands, okay, strings one fail.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you note that.
Speaker 2: Down lash in front of you is the giant ogre
over as he comes over to you.
Speaker 1: What do you want to do?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: If she if she uses an item, does that break
in visibility? Because I thought it's just attacks and spells?
Speaker 1: Right? Isn't any action or is it manipulating an item?
Let me be? He says the ring?
Speaker 6: Can I just check your I would say if it's
not an aggressive action like casting a fire one, it
would be fine.
Speaker 1: Until it says it hit.
Speaker 2: You remain visible until the ring is removed, until you
attack or cast a spell, or until you use a
bonus action to become visible against attacking and casting spells.
Speaker 1: So that's like that's not even minor, that's major.
Speaker 3: That's a really strong invisiess.
Speaker 1: Major major in business. You can still attack.
Speaker 3: I think major invisibilities you can keep hitting them. But
still that's like it's better than lesser invisibility. Yeah, yeah,
she can still do stuff, just can't attack.
Speaker 5: Let's see, can I make it to Raja I have?
Speaker 3: It might be better to get strings up because he
has a bunch of healing spells and stuff that.
Speaker 1: I don't can do it?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, in the ring on, or are you disengaging
to do this or you're just running and saving your
action and bonus action.
Speaker 5: I guess it would make sense to run and then yeah,
I can make.
Speaker 1: That, right, you could well disengages. What ten feet? Can
she dash?
Speaker 3: If you and you still if she puts the ring
on and runs, does that an attack of opportunity or not?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Because you can't see it. Okay, So she could put
the ring on and then dash and make it there
in one turn, But then that's can you you can
still wouldn't be able to do anything else.
Speaker 6: He's not gonna be able to do anything in the
stern anyway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she'll be able to make it to either of us,
but not actually take any actions.
Speaker 1: Is the bonus action? Is it a bonus action to
put the ring on?
Speaker 2: Uh, it's an action, I think hang on, let me check.
Speaker 5: The other option is I could maybe kill that dude
this turn the spectator.
Speaker 1: If you fail to kill it and it paralyzes you, we.
Speaker 3: All die dead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true as an action.
Speaker 2: So basically you've got to bring on you basically concentrate
and go action.
Speaker 1: I've become invisible.
Speaker 2: It's a bonus action to become visible again or waite
ten minutes or attack.
Speaker 4: Or I would I would still say go invisible. But
the problem is if she goes invisible ten she's fucked
the thing.
Speaker 1: The thing can still attack you with disadvantage in visible.
That's what it gets. Oh okay, I think because you're
making noise.
Speaker 3: And smell in the if she's climbs down the pit,
it probably couldn't even see.
Speaker 4: Her there over those spectator. Yeah, yeah, that's it went over.
It's up to you last.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean, I appreciate input because it's my first campaign
and I don't want to wipe us all.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, it's it's not your fault if we wipe.
Speaker 2: There's there's a lot of different ways this can go
and a lot of different roles that you can do.
Speaker 1: You know, there's any right or wrong, truly, truly, to
be honest, it's nobody's fault. If we wipe.
Speaker 4: It's no one's fault at all. It's just no one's fault.
There is nobody is that fault, No dwarfs, nobody.
Speaker 3: Fault Am I, by the way, am I still am?
Speaker 6: I still.
Speaker 1: Just fault a certain name. No one's fault.
Speaker 5: It's definitely no dwarf that.
Speaker 9: Has mister, mister strings, I would.
Speaker 2: Imagine that you are still paralyzed because it's a magical
thing on on you right right, unless someone in check
come up with a better reason as to why not hold.
Speaker 1: We can look at the paralysis.
Speaker 2: You're just you have two status is unconscious and yeah, paralyze.
Speaker 3: So even if you get me up, I'm still useless.
Speaker 1: I don't well, I don't I feel like it. I
don't know, man, is.
Speaker 5: It possible for me to dash over and then potion
or have I used up?
Speaker 3: If you dash, well, if you dash right now without
going invisible, first, you're going to get smacked by the ogre.
Speaker 2: Sack of opportunity, But a potion is an action. If
you can weather the damage that the ogre does, it
might be worth it. But then that's a The potion
is an action. But you have fast hands. What does
fast hands say?
Speaker 1: Again? Yeah, I think it means that you can bonus
action use an item. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The only way you'll be able to actually do anything
this turn is if you use dash to get to strings.
But you're gonna get hit by at least one ogre,
maybe two as you run past and then you could
bonus action give him the a potion. But that would
like you wouldn't be invisible. Then you'd be using all
your actions to run.
Speaker 2: Uh, so you're but you you have the ability to
you can take a bonus action to dash instead of
your action. Uh, that's normally a thing you do. But
if you use your action to dash either way.
Speaker 5: I think the bonus action to dash and then give
him the potion.
Speaker 1: Which way you use it?
Speaker 3: Use use action to go invisible, bonus action to jump up,
grab Carlias.
Speaker 1: And throw him into the pit. Yes, and make you
know what she probably could, which she was invisible, confusing
without confusing to anymore.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter which way you go around, because you
have the ability to either use.
Speaker 1: An action or a bonus action to use a potion.
Speaker 2: And you also have the ability to either use an
action or a bonus action to dash, So it doesn't
matter which way you can do those two things.
Speaker 4: I'd say just go invisible and get to Raja to
secure him or something, because he's got the potion.
Speaker 1: Do you not have a person? I don't have.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: I gave mine to Roger because I used to hell myself.
Speaker 5: Oh I do have a potion.
Speaker 1: Oh there's our own potion. There you go.
Speaker 5: So I have a potion, shouldn't I give it to you? Streams?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: No, because well maybe yeah, but I'm take visible and
dash into into the pit that I'm in, then that
would be the best something sweet.
Speaker 1: It's probably just gonna be show moding like I'm alive.
Speaker 2: Right, you can roll me an initiative, Carlin, you're guind invisible, yeah,
or you're not.
Speaker 1: You're just running.
Speaker 5: And now I'm run into the pit in.
Speaker 1: Viz and then run into the pit.
Speaker 2: All right, So this thing gets a disadvantaged attack on you,
which I think is in.
Speaker 3: A don't Don't attacks of opportunity only count on targets
you can see?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 6: Uh no? What?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. Yes, it is attack of opportunity.
Speaker 6: Invisibility is usually just disadvantage you can still have.
Speaker 1: Maybe well, because I think he would still see the footprints, right,
so probably the disadvantage.
Speaker 2: An attack of opportunity is still in an attack. It
doesn't matter whether he can see it. Yeah, surely.
Speaker 3: I just meant, like the thing that triggers it, I
thought it had to be targets that you could see.
Speaker 2: No, I think that bilittles anything that there's loads of
stuff that can't see him, relies on smell and all
that bullshit.
Speaker 1: So true, that's why they would do that.
Speaker 6: It seems to if he came into the fight, it
probably would have to make a perception to see you
coming in then make the attack.
Speaker 1: I think this thing is still going to hit you.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, with the seventeen, it specifically says you can make
an opportunity attack when a hostile creature that you can
see moves out of your reach.
Speaker 6: So I don't know, maybe it has to make a perception.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it pretty clearly says he can't attack her.
If it says that, you see, I mean, this is
this could be fight breaking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I'm in like debate class all over.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be that guy, but I don't
want to die to.
Speaker 1: We backsee games last.
Speaker 4: So we're already we're fucking way past this. We're doing
exactly what the chat does to us. Everything the chat
does this to us.
Speaker 1: Now we've just embraced it technically.
Speaker 3: Technically technically.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, that's I I asked the same thing earlier
with the well paralyzed. Normally, I'm just like all right, yeah,
but it's like, no, no, no, this is can you take.
Speaker 7: I've already played?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I feel like I feel like you're right. Yeah,
he says see my ring that you can see the ring,
the ring, the one ring.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: It even says here like on Pizo, it says you
can't take an attack of opportunity on invisible creatures.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this thing just comes over you and then
you just you're gone. And then.
Speaker 5: Yeah, to give my post strings not to do railas.
Speaker 6: But what if an invisible enemy comes after us and
at taxes? Would we not get a perception check?
Speaker 1: I will? Yeah, I'm reading that as well, I think.
But it's like a crazy it's like a perception check
with like a negative ten penalty or something to find
it visible.
Speaker 6: And I know there's other other abilities that allow you
to do it, including racial stuff and how.
Speaker 1: Much how much health do I get back? None? She's
she can't do it. Yeah, oh okay. She has a
way to turn action become action to become invisible. Both.
I will resurrect all of you. Don't worry lash and
I will save the day. That's say.
Speaker 2: I die, one fails, one fills fine.
Speaker 1: Though if they hit you.
Speaker 4: That ogre runs over you. We're both that he won't
the If the Ogre does anything to us, we're both dead.
Speaker 1: Swings act.
Speaker 6: Can my armor him finally fucking protect me?
Speaker 1: Nope? Look, God damn's twenty It's not that twenty, but
it's ridiculous. It's a twenty four.
Speaker 6: I haven't blocked one attack with my did.
Speaker 1: You already use you did use my D six? Never
mind fucking.
Speaker 2: So this is going to be fourteen bluncheoning damage to
Godden's head as he just odd and suddenly and.
Speaker 6: Then won this fucking move in this whole fight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could literally turn even I was sat there.
That is the most frustrating fighter, Like.
Speaker 4: I said, the second the spectator dies, the entire fight
is so much easier, like, regardless of the damage they
put out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I should have burnt everything I had attacking it
instead of doing protection from evil. That's fine, I could have.
I could have restrained it and then we would have
just like shot it to death because it couldn't dodge anything.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's it's literally what four turns, I didn't do anything. Yeah,
so and the first move I missed. So it's if
it's anybody's fault that is definitely arded.
Speaker 7: Brad, did you if it's a turn up order?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, wait, what's your what is your seventeen is
for Jesus? Oh? All right, Colias goes first, hasn't he? Yes,
Sir Calias, your turn ship over here somewhere?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah, So can I get to where the where we
watched the first fight underneath the stands?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd say that that was like over here, but
you you'd.
Speaker 1: Have to go then and go down under the stands.
Speaker 3: Connor has been saying in chat for the past five minutes,
I want to take an action, but Brad's not asking
me what I want to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to be rid to everyone who's
in the fight.
Speaker 7: Only in those things.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? Go under the stairs, in
this fire, whatever, do something or we all die.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's gonna go underneath look out the whole thing.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, you need you need to go here.
I will say, here's where you need to go. Let
me put a thing. I'll just put like a.
Speaker 2: Random I hate fucking using the pen because I can
never get the pen off of the page once I
draw it back on or whatever.
Speaker 1: I'll put a circle, Okay, I just said I can't
get rid of the pen. You need to get there
within that circle, and then you'll be able to and
then you'll be able to see it out. It's pretty
far where I got it. Just go to the pen
and click clear all drawings. See where you are? You
need to go up there. It's up up, Carl last.
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, oh.
Speaker 1: There we go. If you guys, if you guys, select
all on your text, you can delete it. Let's ConTroll
a anywhere on the screen. Yeah, select it all.
Speaker 7: Well, that deleted, Carlass. We're deleting ort.
Speaker 1: I deleted strings. I deleted myself. I'm so sorry, Brad.
We just disappeared from the plane of fuck.
Speaker 6: There we go.
Speaker 1: Oh god, that that fucked up our turn order too.
That's what you mbiam numbers? Yeah, I was twelve, right,
chat twelve or ten?
Speaker 5: I think ten?
Speaker 1: I can't remember that it was actually ten. So yeah,
thankfully I rolled close to it. There we go, Sorry, Brad,
let's see. Yeah, okay, so carlis, where are you moving to?
You're pushing your way through the crowd over here? Wake?
Speaker 6: Can you go fifty feet?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Fifty on the dash?
Speaker 1: All right? Spectator?
Speaker 7: All right, hang on, just saying I need to put
three rounds, guys.
Speaker 3: Well, three rounds, just enough time for all of our
death saves to fail.
Speaker 2: Spectator, I guess you can't do anything, Spectator.
Speaker 1: Wait, are you down?
Speaker 5: Ord him?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he got we're all, We're all, We're.
Speaker 10: I almost I almost outright died. Actually that no ship?
Oh yeah oh no, spectator lies above strings.
Speaker 1: A role only fours you. Guys.
Speaker 2: Uh well, Arden, spectator just randomly fires a shot off
at you and you get one fail. As you see
this thing flying over it, just make sure that it's
killing its prey.
Speaker 1: Got a double tap and it heads in towards strings. Lash.
The thing doesn't seem to know where you are.
Speaker 2: I can't see you or anything like that, but it
is fixated on strings, sort of like licking its lips
like it might be eating strings.
Speaker 1: First, Arden, make me another death save? Another makes you too?
You you.
Speaker 6: One fail one success? Yeah the bills when you at me?
Just now?
Speaker 3: Oh was there a burn damage on the spectator these
past two turns from the fire ear.
Speaker 1: Forgot its good. I hope this kills it, but watch
this kill it. It goes to eaton and.
Speaker 2: The as the Spectator is flying along. The burn continues
and then dissipates off of it for a moment. It
continues to burn it a little bit, but it's not enough.
Speaker 1: It continues to lick its lips to die. Uh over
the ogre which was behind the thing. Looking for Lash just.
Speaker 7: Where it go.
Speaker 1: I'm going to make a perception smell check for this guy.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I'm a clean bird.
Speaker 1: Lash.
Speaker 4: You can touch me and I go invisible? Yeah, oh shit,
I think, I think because we did it with Harden.
What are you talking invisibility? Isn't it if you it's
anything you touch. Oh no, that's only exactivated. It's only
when you activate. I think too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's only stuff I've just been naked. Yeah, well
you're you're a creature, not object. Yeah, I mean to
the right people. This over gets down on.
Speaker 2: All fours and just I smell it past party and
he fucking just fucking looks almost directly at where you are.
It doesn't see you, but he giant nostrils fucking smells
the funk out of you.
Speaker 6: Right now.
Speaker 1: Let's see here. He gets there is.
Speaker 2: A man I feel mean doing this, but he legit
create twenty his fucking perception check. Jesus Augus kind of
have a weird pass perception of an eight, So disadvantage.
It's disadvantage if they're invisible, though, it's.
Speaker 1: Not disadvantage on a smell check.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, I gotcha. Yeah you can't see it.
I thought I thought it was a side check. Yeah,
he's an ogre.
Speaker 1: This is what they do. They smell things. So defeated
like this, this is what they do. Man on the
pluss side, he.
Speaker 2: Brings up a javelin as he pulls one of his
spikes off of his side and.
Speaker 1: And just launches it down lash where you're stood. It
just pass your head and in the ground. Actually, what
is your a? C my, there's no way.
Speaker 3: It's eleven nineteen classes fifteen fifty.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, so yeah in the ground next to you?
Why blood let me smell you? Oh my god, it's
like Morgan Freeman. Okay, sr fucking ship. Next.
Speaker 4: Did we get a thing that gives us advantage on
death saves? Or am I thinking of another campaign?
Speaker 1: I know I didn't, but it just it just struck me, like,
I don't know if you do to use it.
Speaker 2: I can't remember I've given people ship that has a
pantage on death staves.
Speaker 1: No, you you alone? Is it not you that has it.
Speaker 6: With We're not the rest of the party's not aware
of it.
Speaker 1: Then what did you get? Why do I feel like
ten is a save? Yeah? But I mean it could
be in that twenty which would bring you back immediately.
Fair enough? I chat? Does chat? Remember it was either
me or Raja. Someone got a thing that gave us
resistance to death saves. I feel like you did as well.
I thought it was Raja. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I also Tiger also has something that does Maybe maybe
I'm thinking of the picture that you gave to Tiger.
Speaker 1: Okay, too many campaigns, they're all just blurring the together.
Now did you get blessings from the that's what it was. Yes, yeah,
because I took kellim Bor.
Speaker 4: What is your blessing? I took kellim Bors the blessing? Yeah,
it's hold on. Where the fuck did we write it down?
Or did I not take kellen Bor?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: No, you took kellen Bor.
Speaker 1: I took kellen Bor.
Speaker 6: Uh No, yes, no, fair Light has one a.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Fairlight took the kellim Bore.
Speaker 4: Fairlight took kellen boor No no, no, no, did anyone
take pain, and she took bain. I took the other one.
Speaker 2: Pain was that if you hit hasn't taken a turn,
you get into six. You took Mistra, I took Mistra.
You learn one can trip of your choice. Oh okay,
never mind?
Speaker 1: Fun was it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Never mind? All right? So then I am thinking of
a different campaign. Fu, We're definitely thinking of something else. Yeah, yeah,
all these campaign three two just blur together.
Speaker 3: Okay, the cantrip, the cam trip lash you could uh,
you can get strings up with a potion and majehand
my potion into my mouth from a distance, resist bolt
in one turn.
Speaker 1: Oh nice, it's the.
Speaker 3: Can trip you remind me, or dragons or or alternately,
and I'm metagating the crap out of this. You can
get strings up first and then stab the thing because
you get sneak attack if strings is conscious, because he's
then a hostile creature touching.
Speaker 1: I don't think you can cast and deliver it and
and use an eye, am there? Oh yeah?
Speaker 3: Maybe not well the second one would still word though.
You get strings up, then stab the spectator. You get
sneak attack because you're invisible, or you get advantage because
you're invisible and sneak attack because strings is alive, and
then they augers kill us.
Speaker 1: All it's twenty ft above you. It's not next play
shoot it.
Speaker 2: With my bow.
Speaker 1: You can still shoot. Yeah, that's that's my turn. By
the way, okay, you have one a rajah give me
a death say uh, Lash.
Speaker 3: You could still shoot it and get advantage because you're invisible,
but youdn't get the sneak attack.
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 3: It's got to be pretty close my dad, who fails?
Speaker 1: All right, Lash, there we go, girl, this is your
time to shine. Just forget about your village. Don't remember
your village. It's totally fine.
Speaker 3: You've You've got options here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sadly, I don't know how to use them. Well,
so I really don't mind.
Speaker 1: But what are you thinking? Let us know what you're
thinking first?
Speaker 5: Okay, So what I'm thinking is it's got this hole
in it. It's looking pretty, you know, wobbly. If I
can land a hit, it will probably die. I would
certainly use a flating marrow. Yeah, but that's a gamble
because if I don't hit it then we're kind of
in a pickle. So I'm thinking, get you the potion
and then take a shot.
Speaker 3: Does she get She gets both advantage and sneak attack
from being invisible. Right when her first attack out of invisibility.
Speaker 1: You'll fuck it up, definitely. But the problem is if
she meant well, she gets advantaged, but.
Speaker 3: Also she gets advantage, so she probably made The problem.
Speaker 1: Is then Ovar is sitting right there like ooh, So
I say, like, you move to the other side, get
me up, and then move a little further left and
then shoot it so that you're away from Ovar.
Speaker 3: You can yeah, I would say, get strings up and
then use your sneak attack plus advantage and try to
kill the thing this turn. Otherwise we all die. I'm
I'm I'm probably dead regardless, but you might be able
to kill the two ogres?
Speaker 5: Okay, And given that, can I move at all in that?
Or I'm I'm right here and I do those things?
Speaker 1: You can do movement, you can move? Yeah, So what
I would I'll clear this in a second, I think.
But what I would do is I would go like here,
get me up, and then go like over here and
then attack the spectator. I like that. I like that
a lot. Okay, I think I can Yeah, there we go,
So do I.
Speaker 5: Need to roll anything to get him.
Speaker 1: This potion you can roll, you roll the US plus two.
I think, Brad, this doesn't count as divine healing. No, no, okay,
this is like hurdalism. Yeah, I just d fourth plus two.
Yeah it is, isn't It depends on what Okay, I
forget what it is. I think it's a regular potion.
Speaker 6: Eight.
Speaker 1: Okay, I can work with eight.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, good, let's see.
Speaker 3: I got that song stuck in everyone's head, dude.
Speaker 1: I I yeah, yeah, from last night. Yeah? Fuck man,
I I actually went to bed like singing that song
to myself because of you fucking asshole over there.
Speaker 5: How fuck? Then you're probably not terribly far out of
the pit.
Speaker 1: Still good enough?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And then this this s maybe decide ship. Okay, I'm
gonna flea marrow.
Speaker 1: She's advantaged, right, brat or no? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do it?
Speaker 7: Girl?
Speaker 1: Twenty one is a hit. Give me the damage you get.
Sneak attack, sneak attack.
Speaker 5: Oh wait, let me hit sneak attack.
Speaker 1: And then oh my god, yes arrow nice seventeen. How
do you want to kill it?
Speaker 5: I go for that mean eye, and I'm kind of trembling.
I feel like at this point because I I've not
seen my party, so like down, but I just go
for the mean, I like die, you fucker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and hands are shaking rookie yep.
Speaker 6: The arrow launched through the air.
Speaker 2: It hits this thing just directly in the center of
its eye and then suddenly ignites. The thing lets out
one brief screech before it kind of explodes.
Speaker 1: In like kind of flesh and fire and blood.
Speaker 2: It falls down next to Strings, who's barely coming to consciousness,
and the stalks all full limp to one side.
Speaker 6: It's just a kind of mess now on the ground.
Speaker 1: And Lash.
Speaker 2: You have successfully defeated the spectator. Month, seize you.
Speaker 1: Boy, don't body.
Speaker 2: As you drop the invisibility, he's going to do like
one of those like gonna leap. Oh we got javelins.
He's just going to just run and launch a javelin
over towards you. Fourteen but it's fifteen yet fifteen yea
fifteen you. Just as you bring in your bow down,
see the thing just launch this past you. It crashes
into the the column behind you and breaks off some
of the rock, and Month turns over and says, look, body,
don't smell look over says me, smell body, me see
body and.
Speaker 1: They start arguing amongst themselves.
Speaker 3: Carlias monda dayncally.
Speaker 7: Get to the circle. Now, that's yeah.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you you get to this area and then
just drop like slip underneath the stands and just drop down.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of kids down there who are watching
this thing.
Speaker 2: They're just kind of like looking around like whoa, and
then suddenly you just drop into the center of them.
Speaker 9: I'm going to flick the like two gold and flip
the floor and say, don't say a word to anyone.
Speaker 1: What all right? Yeah, you can stay down here.
Speaker 7: And I'm gonna position myself at the whole.
Speaker 1: Cool arden that's saving through it.
Speaker 6: Oh god, I almost kind of hope I quit bail
just to just take all the wind out of what
just happen.
Speaker 1: What a beautiful waiver arden. To go out the center
of attention yet again we went I saw that. Oh
you know it's funny too, is we might level off
this and then you get your res Oh fuck over over.
My boy jumps down next to strings.
Speaker 7: That's month.
Speaker 2: Over jumps down next to strings. Uh yeah, I gave
him a perception to see if you knew that you
were awake. Unfortunately, he absolutely.
Speaker 1: Does see that you're away like i'd be like I've
been crawling, so be strings.
Speaker 3: I need you to live long enough to get me up.
I'm trying so I don't die on the next turn.
Speaker 7: How much is you all?
Speaker 1: What is he?
Speaker 11: Roll?
Speaker 1: All right? I should you not? If it's a natural twenty, Brad,
I'm gonna fuck you in the streets. That's a one
twenty and he's got advantage. Why does he have advantage
because you're prone? Fuck me in the dick? Why don't
you fuck me in the dick?
Speaker 6: Dark and complete?
Speaker 1: Hey low rolls there? So that's seven plus fuck all right?
Speaker 2: Seven plus fifteen, so twenty two bludgeoning damage? You just
I guess you wake up, see the spectator land next
to you, roll over, start to crawl away, and then
suddenly there's a and then as you turn around there's
just black. You probably don't even see anything. There's just
a loud crash behind you. And then as you are
absolutely out of it again, I.
Speaker 6: Want to point out that I have a bonus action
spell called Sanctuary that nullifies all damage for a minute.
Speaker 1: I would love to cast that.
Speaker 2: It's horrendous. How much how useful a cleric is in
this fight. Honestly, Yeah, that makes me feel a little.
Speaker 1: In the pit of my balls. The which one threw
you in?
Speaker 2: Month Over turns up to his brother Monk and says
he was not kill him. I eat him and month
says no, kill one, and they start to argue over
who gets to eat strings were my.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thankfully there's my death save. I guess I'm just
gonna go piss be back in an hour. Sorry, Rasia,
am I dead?
Speaker 3: I'm deadly.
Speaker 1: Chokes, the the the necrotta. You take my attention death?
How dare you The necrotic burns that sit across him?
Speaker 2: You see, like we would see the the life, the
last kind of breath of Raja leave his body as
these burn It's just too much for a human body
to handle.
Speaker 1: It's like having.
Speaker 6: An intense frostbite just across the entirety of.
Speaker 2: Your your chest. And Rajah falls completely dead. Unfortunately, Lash
your turn as far as you're concerned. Ovar jumps into
the pit. You hear a loud crunch. I don't think
you'd be aware of Raja. Yeah, you missed it.
Speaker 6: Dead, he took my fucking bail dead. I'm sad I'm
more mad at him about that.
Speaker 1: Fuck dude, O it goes Oh fuck Raja.
Speaker 3: No, I'd like to point out that he just kind
of reaches up towards Carlias as he feels, and I
think the obligatory.
Speaker 5: Why are we're still here just to suffer?
Speaker 1: Please don't play that because it will crash the bod.
I didn't do anything, don't worry, don't worry anything. It
definitely gets picked up. Does that really get picked up
by the bard? Yeah? Well, fuck you. I've put it
in way too many video. We don't monetize anything. Uh well, okay, last,
can I.
Speaker 5: See Ovar down there? Kind of more importantly from down there.
Speaker 2: Very large, he's much higher, he's he's probably like thirty
foot tall, so yeah, he's very large. You can see
the top of his head. And he's just arguing with
a month. But the two of them do appear to
be heading towards you.
Speaker 6: Like them. They're arguing the months themselves.
Speaker 1: But like, let me get this little thinner and then
I will deal with what.
Speaker 5: You know, which one of them appears to me at
least to be more wounded or or.
Speaker 1: Hurt over one hundred way more wounded.
Speaker 5: All right, knowing that I will actually wait.
Speaker 3: Arden doesn't have any healing cautionsanam does he?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I do.
Speaker 6: Oh no, he does a very strong one on me.
Speaker 3: If you so you could use can she used like
action and bonus action to like forced feed him is
on potion from a distance with maychand yeah, because it's
like it's bonus hand. It's bonus action to use an
item and a main action. Yeah you can, you can
get them.
Speaker 1: Well, what's the range on a may hand that?
Speaker 6: I guess that would be the only respecting thing.
Speaker 1: Fifty feet? Uh still, mage hand. Let me just find
this as well. If Arden survives us thirty resurrection.
Speaker 2: It can only go as far as thirty feet away
from you. Basically, if you can get within thirty feet
of Arden without expending your action, you can cast a
maych hand and that, Yeah, you.
Speaker 3: Can use your bonus she can. She can stand right
here to fast hands and then get him. But she'd
have to she'd have to walk within grabbing range of
the yoga. It's up to you, I guess.
Speaker 1: Another thing to how fucked up are the ogres looking?
Speaker 2: Not massively Ovar's looking relatively fucked up. Mon looks like
he's got a little scratch on him.
Speaker 1: I just need to be a lined for one fucking
turn and I can kill Ovar. Dude. I could have.
I might have been able to fuck him up both
if I did dragon Breath instead of Thunderwave. I was
gonna dragon breath up like all over myself. The spiritual
weaponar concentrations, Well that's still so yeah, Yeah, I think
it's concentration.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, if this is possible to get ard enough, i'd.
Speaker 2: Like to do it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, well you'd need to run to here, Okay.
Speaker 6: Not concentration. No, understand why that makes any sense?
Speaker 1: Oh no, because you you like, you summon it from somewhere.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it's still on a bonus action once again.
Speaker 7: That's yeah, it's still.
Speaker 1: Just floating around over there.
Speaker 4: But it doesn't do a crazy amount of damage. That's
why five is okay, disregard I'm thinking of it.
Speaker 6: Can only move twenty feet with the bonus action, so
it's out.
Speaker 5: Of combat, okay, And I will madchand them the person
see if we can get.
Speaker 1: A fuck back in the game. That's just the real MVP.
Speaker 6: Yeah, pretty much, And I have it's a potion of
greater healing.
Speaker 2: Oh all right, so you cast a spectral hand, something
that you learned from the plane of a misser, the
weird sort of godlike demigod plane that you were on,
and this hand appears above. Arden reaches down, grabs a potion,
pops it, and then just into Arden's mouth.
Speaker 1: Arden, you can roll the It says greater healing. You
say greater. Yeah, so it's forty four plus four. I
think wow, yeah, yeah, it's greater.
Speaker 6: Well, shit, I don't want to waste it now, Yes,
forty four plus what four?
Speaker 1: Pretty sure?
Speaker 2: Fourteen hp bank yeah yeah, Arden, you kind of feel
like this, this fluid liquid splashed over your face, a
lot of it in your mouth. You cough and sputter,
and looking up into just the bright morning daylight, your
body feels like it's been battered to within an inch
of your life.
Speaker 1: But you are conscious and awake. Can you feel like
you can still move? And stuff like that?
Speaker 6: However, half my face?
Speaker 1: Is it saturday? However? Month turns around and goodness, how
long did you want to say is it Saturday?
Speaker 2: Right? Month does not hear you say is it Saturday?
But he does see pretty birdy, pretty bady.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my sparkly feathers.
Speaker 1: Is almost definitely a hit.
Speaker 2: I forget what it is on these nineteen okay fuck
nine bludgeoning damage as months come, don't don't dumb, oh
pretty body boom and just hits you, uh cracks you
in the side with one of these huge Oh yeah,
actually yeah, sorry, it's actually ten bludgeoning damage. One of
these huge spiked great clubs bang as it cracks you.
Ten bludgeoning damage from Mont Carlias.
Speaker 7: I'm just sorry. Do I know what the blood bullets do?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 7: Because I was thinking maybe it was like a healing pullet.
Speaker 2: There's only one way to try it out, now, okay,
the Craven.
Speaker 1: Road you have a on you? I don't know.
Speaker 4: My cat also just activated my Johnny Cash Hurt song
on my soundboard, so.
Speaker 1: I had to turn that off real quick.
Speaker 7: Which one is more hurt.
Speaker 1: The one one in the pit?
Speaker 7: And would I be able to hit him from here?
Speaker 2: Because yeah, he has a he's he's sort of in
part cover from you. It's a harder shot to make. Basically,
he has a like bonus to his ac.
Speaker 7: You can spend. The grip point for did I shut?
Speaker 1: Question is how pissed off?
Speaker 7: Is always going to be.
Speaker 6: I think this is the greatest show they've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a pure it's a pure sin. It's the
ultimate sin in sin. River to do what is happening
right here? A shot is fired from somewhere within the
stands as this thing. You're firing at the one in
the thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Month, yeah, a month? Okay, no, no, the one in the.
Speaker 1: The one in the pit. The bullet just sings through
the air and strikes over. Give me the damage?
Speaker 12: What m.
Speaker 1: So this is going to do?
Speaker 7: Sixteen concidental?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's the.
Speaker 1: Mass above that that I need to work out, So
that is huh. Yeah.
Speaker 2: This bullet just sings out of nowhere a crack shot,
and the crowd above you shuffle and move shocked. Everyone
starts to look in at each other. Who fired the
shot over? You just see the side of his shoulder
just explode. This is a perfect shot. His arm falls
kind of relatively limped to one side. He spins around,
looking all about him, looks down at strings and let
me see where you can make out buck all.
Speaker 6: He thinks, it's strings, you've done.
Speaker 1: Who's not dead nor life? Is that end? Your ten?
Speaker 13: Can I go and can I stealth play the Johnny
cash bro Yeah, dude, unless you're a rogue, you can't
hide on a bonus, you're pretty damn well hidden though
you're unders Oh.
Speaker 7: Wait, I get my grip point back because that was
a now twenty. Well that helps, right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 6: Really hope Carlias accidentally kills each and every one of
us by trying to help.
Speaker 1: Every day, I'm helping.
Speaker 6: As we get flat into a fucking pulp mishits it
lands a column on me or something.
Speaker 7: Oh okay, before end, would Carlias have had a short rest?
Speaker 1: No, not between the fights nights. I think it's been
like five minutes.
Speaker 3: It's been one, A really short rest, the shortest rest.
Speaker 6: I mean he had popcorn and alesough, he had one
one colonel and a lick, And then you were moving
through the crowd.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, Yeah that's my thing, boyd, while
shoutcasting this, suddenly who did that?
Speaker 1: Go find him now?
Speaker 2: And they all start looking for you, carlas the what's
that guy's name who killed JFK?
Speaker 1: They think killed him?
Speaker 6: You are him?
Speaker 1: Now him? You are him now? To thin river.
Speaker 6: Under the muddy bleachers.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be like sucking calculating that trajectory for weeks
to come. Arden. All right, m.
Speaker 6: Uh how how bad slash looking right now? I'm assuming bad.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, good enough, h good enough? I
am moving my thirty feet over as a twenty feet
dropped there. You need to account for you just jumping down.
Speaker 6: Yep, you mean.
Speaker 2: Acrobatics. Roll the tenants you you want to jump down
some time? Hey? Yeah, you you jump you, I'll actually
know you were prone. Actually you only have half movement.
Speaker 1: Where were you there?
Speaker 6: It was thirty feet You only have.
Speaker 1: Half of your movement because you have to stand up,
which consumes half of your movement.
Speaker 6: Can I can I get over the edge and just
roll my happy ass down there in the one action?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you will take full damage.
Speaker 6: That's fine.
Speaker 1: Well no you can't. Actually where were you? I was
the thirty feet from where I am right, It was
like parallel to my sword. So so there or there?
That one?
Speaker 6: That one? Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right, so you can get to here?
Speaker 6: Okay, let's see so that changes, and then you can
you can do it dash.
Speaker 1: Still heal me from there? No, you're you're gonna no, wait,
don't you have as an healing word.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I can. Can I see him?
Speaker 11: Uh?
Speaker 1: Can you see him? Oh? See him?
Speaker 3: You don't want to say?
Speaker 6: How about if could I can I see strings from
my original spoint? Was it right here or something?
Speaker 1: I feel like you probably wouldn't be able to see
him from there.
Speaker 6: Okay, then yeah, I guess that's what I'm doing. I'll
move over to their Yeah, all right, I'll healing word
him if I can see him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can see him.
Speaker 6: Let's cast this at level two?
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh god, how Jesus Christ?
Speaker 6: Oh wait, so that should have cast it at two
D four so it's both So it is both numbers
then okay, uh four plus five and if I rolled
it that level too would be twody four.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's ten. Yeah, so I don't stream that you awaken?
Yeah again again again again you are pro again. Yeah,
hey you have ten HP and Ovar is fucking there,
still angry at me and now convinced. Convince you that
shot him because you're awake now like, and then there's.
Speaker 6: Just oh when he brings up his good arm at school,
I still got my action and that was a bonus
action in a move.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, sorry, so okay, so now he's gonna
say again.
Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure I cannot cast another spell right, Well,
it's healing words can trip you know, it's a level one.
Speaker 1: Okay, so then probably I don't think.
Speaker 6: Double yeah, ok yes, double checking because like like gonna
is gonna do a big jumping axe on top of
the head move right now. If I could acts in
my would, but I don't have the range. Okay, don't
worry about I have a crossbow.
Speaker 1: I'll worry about sanctuary or anything. I have my Wonder
Woman Gauntlet. Yeah, I'll crossbow over already use my bonus.
Speaker 6: Actually, I am going to use my channel Divinity guide
and strike to add ten to the attack role. Oh wow,
so twenty five to.
Speaker 1: Hit twenty five is an absolute hit dam for damage.
Speaker 2: So Over turning on strings suddenly and uh, crossbow bolt
just into his into his arm.
Speaker 1: It looks in he's you away.
Speaker 2: This one not too no problem for Over, even though
Over looks completely fucked up.
Speaker 1: Fortunately he is still up. Uh what does he roll
to hit me eighteen? Uh? Wonder Woman gutlet plus five.
Speaker 4: It cast it casts shield ship all right, and what
is your seventeen?
Speaker 1: So that makes the twenty two cool.
Speaker 2: Remember your ac is down by two at the moments,
you haven't got a shield, a normal shield. Okay, well
that would just make it twenty still so okay, yeah,
uh yeah, he just and your life flashes before your
eyes before a shield comes up.
Speaker 1: And boom, fucking God strings it. Finally your ten. This
guy is dead. This guy's deader than dead, cast everything.
I am gonna stand up and look at him and
just and just fucking spit acid at his ass. That's
the action. Uh that doesn't kill him, does it? Let's
see him?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, he needs a deck save? Sorry save? Yeah
he literally got zero? Was that in that one? Or no?
So does he take double damage or no?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's five viped him in acids. Still not dead?
Speaker 2: Uh no, he takes five and yeah, no, he just
gets all burnt up. He looks a lot like his
brother Monk with all the burn marks and stuff on
his face. But he's just about still standing. He's kind
of like swaying heavily. He's all fucked up.
Speaker 1: I have nothing else as a bonus at Oh no
bartic inspiration on Lash or Arden.
Speaker 6: Fuck, I'm probably ok probably.
Speaker 1: Lash because she goes next. So I would just be like,
got nothing that rhymes. Thanks, please don't die. You have
a body inspiration? Hell, you know what? Fuck this bitch,
I'm gonna move. I'm gonna run. Remember you only have
a half.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you stay next to it, then lash will get.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna run struck with fear at the wall
surrounding me. No, I'm not gonna run. Nevermind Lash. I
forgot about attack of opportunity as well.
Speaker 5: Um yeah, I'm gonna go for for Ovar. I'm trying
to think that ogres have a lot of movements. It
doesn't make sense for me to reposition because I'm not
gonna get out of months. Oh wait, I don't have
to worry about month maybe.
Speaker 3: Okay, well you what you can do is, pardon me
while I met a. You could move right here so
neither of them get attack of opportunity. Take your attack
on Ovar with sneak attack the strings is there, then
use your bonus action to dissing no no, no no
here like right here. You got to stay there and
then disengage away from them with your bonus action to
not get hit by either.
Speaker 1: Oh sweet? All right, However, however, a media is falling
right on, trying to help. I'm trying to help. Okay,
range weapons have disadvantage at close range range. She has
a yeah, I mean you want to use a melee
thing if you can.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, So this is at over.
Speaker 1: A rape here to that fucking head. Uh yeah, that's
a hit plus sneak attack damage. Oh yes, oh oh oh,
Lash just like.
Speaker 2: Dances under unneath the area where Mount is bringing up
his great acts or great club to hit you again.
You bring the rapier out and just with a finesse
strike to the eye and the brain, you just pierce Over's.
Speaker 1: Eyeball and you just see this, and then as you
call the rapier out, it's like, as nice, that's a
fine sworders out there a moment.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, rarely do ogres get stabbed in the eye
like ken Ku because they are very large of this one.
Speaker 1: You're a perfect like eye level for us. You just
Black Month is not happy with you.
Speaker 5: Disengage.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh my god, why does Oid have an initiative
and why does he look like fucking Zang from Street?
You're done, Lash. The month is not happy with you.
Speaker 2: Last Month is extremely unhappy that you've killed his only
brother over and Month runs at you.
Speaker 3: You do my brother me not eat me, mush you
crush you mush.
Speaker 6: Hit Now roll a one and fall into the pit
and break it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, please does a twenty five hit? Now away right,
your rogue, uncanny dodge high.
Speaker 6: With a furious strike.
Speaker 2: Month brings down the spikes great club and just boom
hits you again.
Speaker 1: Suddenly fly away. Yeah for twelve bludgeoning damage, No, thirteen
bludgeoning damage. Still alive. She's going. She's more help than me,
man I do Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: Month wants to smash and mush and crush oid. Uh
leaps into the arena. Fuck uh, running forward he he
looks up to the to the crowds and says a
thousand gold to the one who brings me the gunman's head,
and everyone in the crowd starts going fucking nuts looking
for Carlias.
Speaker 1: Uh, Carlin's give me a persuasion check. That's like a
this is to go. It's like a betrayal check on
the child. Yeah.
Speaker 7: An intimidation.
Speaker 1: Mm No, because you offered the money, you didn't try
and intimidate them.
Speaker 7: I think my presence alone.
Speaker 1: These are little street racks. Thanks getting so they have notched.
They steal ship from everyone.
Speaker 7: All babe, it's when you don't dig me over now,
all right, I'm.
Speaker 6: Killing the kids.
Speaker 1: Fuck it from the hole, okay, Kenneth. From the hole.
Speaker 2: The kids start screaming, it is I said the wall
and they just start screaming and they're like, they're just
shouting this.
Speaker 6: There's this hole in the side of the wall.
Speaker 3: That I'd like to use a grip point. Shoot the
kid in the back of the head.
Speaker 1: Kill these children. Let's see if nice to Luke, what
are you doing here?
Speaker 2: Immediately sees the hole, He's like, he probably doesn't see
you in the gloom car as, but it looks like
it's just turns and sees straight into the hole where
you are.
Speaker 1: I feel like at this point, yeah, no, no, he's
just gonna run some of the ways over. Does Monk
know who oid is? Okay? Mother doesn't like like drinking money, dude,
Rage and Over are like al it's like.
Speaker 4: Person like oid Arm wrestles with them on the weekends
to train no opportunity attack and Oida.
Speaker 2: Doesn't give a fuck about anyone. But lash Lash just
killed over Carlias.
Speaker 7: I wish I had hold So there was the exit hole.
Speaker 1: Oh bro, yeah, you just need to get over there.
What about the panel behind him? Like, can you just
kick it down? What do you mean because there was
a handle on the ground floor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We crawled in under a panel.
Speaker 12: Just it was like a little it's a little hole
that you need to crawl under it's behind you, Like
kill that in then with my action, you want to
fill it in, like just block it or something.
Speaker 1: No, do you mean the hole in front? No, there's
nothing you can No, no.
Speaker 7: Not the not the wall. I meant like, lee and
then block that hole that I leave out.
Speaker 2: Well, in order to leave, you need to use your
dash anyway, so you can just dash and run, or
you can get to there there. You can get to
the thing and drop and start to crawl through, or
you can dash out. Amount Yeah it's a long way though,
you get I mean I I just put it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I just imagine trying to get out. And then
there was like twenty kids just like pulling him back
like they're not that fucking for a thousand gold. They're
not going to grab him. No, They're just they're just
gonna telloid and take me. I don't want I'm just yeah,
kill someone for a thousand, so.
Speaker 7: Much trying to get Carlias kill right now?
Speaker 1: All right, thing to go into the fighting pity, But
I stayed like a man.
Speaker 2: But you broke the rules of the fine pit, the
packed None may enter the fighting pit, but those who
are in the fighting of the fighting pit.
Speaker 3: He could have just he could have just jumped down
and been like, you know what, I am going to
fight with my group, and then we'd be fine.
Speaker 1: I feel like, no woul.
Speaker 2: They still probably would have still been pissed off, but
it would probably have been less pussy than what appears
to be. Like this second time we've we've hired this
guy to hide and shoot into the thing like he
doesn't know it's Carlias, right, He just thinks it's you've
set this thing up so that you can win or whatever.
If it goes out, I wouldn't worry. I wouldn't worry everybody.
I'm sure Carlias understand.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you did it. I don't know
why you did it. It was it was a like
a yellow belly bitch and chat.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: It was admirable.
Speaker 6: I can cast I don't have my level one spells,
but I can guess him at level two, which I have. Ah,
what is it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Just okay?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, I am going to cast because I'm
not gonna fuck with the oid right now?
Speaker 1: My my just running through. Yeah, you can attack literally
is oh yeah, I could hold person.
Speaker 6: Him and then we could OIDs.
Speaker 1: Like the set director on a movie said, he's just
like sprinting through the scene.
Speaker 3: Get him out of his trailer?
Speaker 6: Can I not cast that at level two? I didn't
give me the option, guiding ball, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Is it a thing that you can do at little two?
Speaker 6: Let me let me try quickly from this one? Nope? Okay,
so I'm assuming I can't or I'm not high enough
level to cast it at higher.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 1: I think if it doesn't give you an option, you can,
because that's a that's a cleric thing, right. Yeah.
Speaker 3: See, And when you cast this spell using a spell
slot a second level or higher, damaging says by one
D six reached spelled each slot level above first.
Speaker 6: So yeah you can, okay, Yeah so the original twenty
two yeah yeah, on months, not only Yeah, So you
just have I cast it on Carlias.
Speaker 3: He's over there.
Speaker 1: Give back the thousand cold.
Speaker 6: We got to pay the freaking legal fees after we
get out of this ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that that's when it hits all right.
Speaker 6: Oh oh look now it now it shows when I
clicked the damage.
Speaker 1: Interesting. Oh cool, so nineteen nineteen, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I guess the higher level cast of one D six
Yeah cool, so nineteen in total? Yeah yeah, uh yeah,
I mean what does this look like when you fucking
do this ship?
Speaker 6: The big old kamea maya blast But it's just like
a little pencil thick and just.
Speaker 1: Yeah and it it cracks month just it looks fund him.
Speaker 6: Uh and now he's sparkling like a vampire, and.
Speaker 1: Which is really get advantage on it? On him?
Speaker 2: Don't next next hit this advantage? He has no idea
where that came. I did, Yes, I stand up for
my move action.
Speaker 1: Yep, you can move.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: How is guiding bolt this strong? I'm reading what it does?
Speaker 1: Insane, dude. Yeah, clerics are Clerk's are like one of
the strongest classes in this game if in this fight.
Speaker 6: Yeah, honestly I think that.
Speaker 3: I just I googled guiding bolt and the first result
was guiding bolt op.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, at higher levels it's stupid because it gives
everybody advantage.
Speaker 6: On it for the first hit advantage that it's forty
six with a range of I think one twenty. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought everybody got advantage.
Speaker 6: No, I just one hit.
Speaker 7: I believe.
Speaker 1: I'll double check real quick.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Otherwise, yeah, that's just bullshit. I'm gonna go OUDN throw
me my weapon.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and the next attack will make yeah if sure, Yeah,
and if that's okay, instead of moving the fifteen feet,
I'll pass in his weapon if if that's allowed, my
spears should be somewhere around. Ye.
Speaker 1: I did it in a circle. Yeah, there's something here.
I'm assuming there's a weapon in the same If you
can get to like here, you can do it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll use my bonus. Actually, I guess if you want,
if you.
Speaker 1: Know of any movement there. Oh, if you don't have
any movement, never mind, I have a sortfteen I had
fifteen feet, okay, disregard, disregard. I have a sword.
Speaker 2: So oh but then yeah, you can throw it. Give me,
give me a sleight of hand, basically what we need.
Speaker 1: So I have to make any kind of check or no.
Speaker 2: This is to see how poorly he throws this thing. Yeah,
I'll say i'd say it lends.
Speaker 1: Here, but in the pit. That's fine. Actually he gets
it in the hole. Okay, last Hey, I'm sorry. It's
dead fucking Tuesday. Well I know, I'm no, I'm with you.
Speaker 7: I'm with you.
Speaker 1: I am gonna go and pick up that fucking Halbard
and I'm gonna launch it. Is this improvised damage or
can you throw I guess you can't really throw a Halbard,
can you?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 1: I mean you can, and just because it it becomes
like an improvised Yeah. Well, I'm gonna pick that shit up.
Speaker 4: That was like what that was five feet and then
I would have to climb this. Yeah, so it's twenty
feet of movement to climb it. Jesus Christ, all right,
well fuck that.
Speaker 1: You can see him pretty clearly. Yeah, yeah, do I
have a spell.
Speaker 4: I'm going to cast uh actually, as my action, I'm
going to cast.
Speaker 1: Heroism on lash. Oh that's a touch spell. Fuck is bain?
Speaker 11: Nah?
Speaker 6: Yeah it's the worst, Like, oh, it's a touch spell. Okay,
I'm in a twenty foot pit.
Speaker 1: I'm going to use my halberd and pointed at him
and cast bain on on month. Okay. Uh so he
rolls charisma verse my thirteen spell save us can't be
good ten. Okay, so he fails.
Speaker 4: So every attack or saving throw for the next minute
he has to roll the one D four and subtract
it from the role.
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, yes, sorry, I have inspiration, right, Yes you do, Yeah,
it is your turn lash yeah.
Speaker 5: Excellence in that case, I roll. Is there any way
to act to me?
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 5: I have a poor understanding of how sneak attack works.
But I can't like move away and hide and then no,
I'm in plain.
Speaker 1: Sight if I'm next to them or someone's next to them.
Speaker 2: Oh getting if you're in a hidden position that no
one knows where you are, then that would also count.
Speaker 1: But you don't really have the option to hide from
a month right now, because he's just buring down on you.
Speaker 3: He's just there.
Speaker 1: He really wants you to die. He doesn't care about
everyone else in there. Bullshit, I'm not.
Speaker 5: Happy about this. I'm gonna go ahead and yoinks. So
I don't have a range ebuff and then flea arrow
him from here, And I don't know what the inspiration does.
Speaker 4: You can just add it to damage or a c
or a saving throw or an attack. So roll your
attack first because you can see what your number is
and then decide whether to use it.
Speaker 5: Oh good, I get to decide at that point. Okay,
so he looks like we should add it.
Speaker 3: We've even hitting him previous. Yeah, okay, we already know
what fourteen will hit from.
Speaker 4: Okay, great, now you just i'd say, added to the
damage if you want to, sweet, Yeah, the damage.
Speaker 5: Okay, So here's some damage and then there's a one
D four for the.
Speaker 1: And the sex for inspiration. Thank you? All right? So cool?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you just fucking launched this arrow over at
him and it sings through the air again. Man watches
you run away and begins to follow you, and then
the arrow comes in. It sticks him in the neck
and it explodes into some flame. He still like running
towards you and angrier. There's a scout of blood and
some flame and fires.
Speaker 1: This thing ignites on him, but he is still coming
at you. You're done.
Speaker 5: I can't hide, can I?
Speaker 1: Can?
Speaker 5: I already use my ring?
Speaker 1: Uh? Uh?
Speaker 5: How far can disengage?
Speaker 1: Get me?
Speaker 5: Because if I go past strings, maybe he can attack.
Speaker 3: So not really, you could go.
Speaker 1: You could make it like this far.
Speaker 4: Well, if you get him within no, I wouldn't be
able to actually, because I'm down below, so I wouldn't
be able to do a reaction attack on.
Speaker 1: Him unless actually, I mean, like, can I just climb
up to the very tippy No, it's my turns out
we're never mind parted.
Speaker 3: Okay, actually, how far? I don't know how far Ogres move.
Speaker 1: But if you move like, yeah, you should be able
to get out of his way.
Speaker 3: If you move far enough away, you would force him
to use his action to dash after you. But I
don't think you can move far enough to do that
because I don't know how far an Ogre moves.
Speaker 5: I don't know how far. It's like a disengage.
Speaker 1: It seems like pretty they've worked. They've ran about forty
feet so far.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's pretty far.
Speaker 1: You just engaged and then run. Yeah, it's like on
their first turn they ran all the way from the
door to the pit.
Speaker 4: That's all he dad, They both yeah, oh no no,
when he ran to me, that was just thirty five feet.
Speaker 3: Okay, odds are last. No matter how far you run,
you're not getting out of his reach this turn, So
it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: Okay, one to fine, So that's as far as I
can get all right, that's what I can do.
Speaker 1: Alrighty then, month, I'm sorry. It was fun. Man, Fine girl,
I got you, I got you. Both.
Speaker 3: Our heathers are up, so you'll be fine.
Speaker 1: I'm about to climb out of this bitch and fuck him.
So that's seventeen minus four minus three fourteen.
Speaker 5: Oh, he does not hit.
Speaker 2: He comes running off and brings his uh, his good
arm up and he sees you time to die, little chicken.
And then as he brings the thing down, there's kind
of a shimmer across his body as the rest of
you noticed some strange arcane workings in the in the mix,
and he oh misses the hit.
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, that's the end of his churn oid huh. Yes,
over here, looks in the hole. Where is he and
the children? He went out of the back, He went
out the hole.
Speaker 6: Who was it?
Speaker 1: It was the one that was in there before with
the guns that fucked off the yellow belly.
Speaker 2: Dwarf and he's left. You say, yes, so be it,
and Oid begins to do something. Carlias, your turn.
Speaker 1: Fuck. This is where we find out Oil. It is
like a fucking thirty foot talled god as helmet hell imbor. Yeah. Yeah, actually,
canonically the.
Speaker 7: Void, it's like a blade in the crowd. I'm just
gonna go.
Speaker 2: All right, you just bouncing, okay, Yeah, we'll just assume
that you've left the area.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna go back to the casino.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, if only you had a dead friend
with a safe house in town.
Speaker 6: Often all right, how how messed up is our ogeri
friend doing? Also? You know what, Hey, I know I
don't cast arcane. Can I make a check to see
if I know what Oid's doing?
Speaker 1: That is really doing it? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, okay, he's in my line of sight, and
if he started, it's he's in my peripheral And I'm like,
why the fuck is oidh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's he's definitely stopped.
Speaker 2: He's not going into the hole and he's not chasing
after Carlis he's turned on you lot, it's a cone
of cold.
Speaker 6: Three of you.
Speaker 1: Could I insight check him? Is he going to attack us?
Give me an inside check.
Speaker 2: Rolled something? Well, he looks fucking pissed off. It looks
like he's he's doing something. It doesn't look like he's
being friendly right now. He doesn't look like he's having fun.
Speaker 1: All right, Um, he's been betrayed.
Speaker 6: Yeah if I if I look at Oid, would I
be able to tell he's obviously doing something interesting? And
from my point of view, is he a type of
is he a magical class? I would assume not just
by stereotyping him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kanna or an investigation check on Oid for disadvantage?
Speaker 6: Oh oh either suck.
Speaker 1: Oh you're from sin River. Give me a history check.
Speaker 6: Thirteen?
Speaker 1: You have no idea? Okay? Oh, it is a bit
of a mystery in terms of where he came from.
Speaker 2: He just showed up one day and was like, I'm
building a fighting pit and I'm gonna get rich because
this is the best place ever to build a fucking
fighting pitch.
Speaker 1: And everyone was like, cool, that sounds ethic.
Speaker 2: This is the greatest place ever to build a fighting
pit and then build a fighting pit and has been
rich for thirty years.
Speaker 6: Ooh perfect. Oh man, all right, I'm moving thirty feet
so right there, trying to remember where that got too
many buttons? I think it's like there, oh, and I'm
can I use a bonus action first?
Speaker 1: Just Oid?
Speaker 6: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: I don't think I a bonus actions't You're just talking
you can, you can just shollow him.
Speaker 2: Oid says, it says, enough, you have betrayed me and
the honor of this arena.
Speaker 6: And his voice begins to get very deep. Fun Can
I have a full conversation to get an action off still?
Or so I would think I'm trying to talk him
down to this because we don't we had nothing. I
don't even know what the crap he's talking about.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yet what we do? You know? We were
all out. We were all knocked out except for that.
Lash is the only one that knows like there was
a show. It's far as I'm concerned. He jumped into
the thing.
Speaker 6: And now he's like attacking us because oh I think, yeah, okay,
because okay, here's here's my meta priority. I'm an old
person on that bitch. Okay, if he doesn't back down,
so whatever.
Speaker 1: Doesn't look like he's backing down. He looks super angry.
Speaker 6: Old person on Ooyd, you see what is the Killoid
two wisdom?
Speaker 1: What is there?
Speaker 6: He's got to make a fifteen wisdoms.
Speaker 1: He's got to pay us with your fuck dude.
Speaker 2: As you begin to cast your spell on Oid, he
uh waves it away and it doesn't take doesn't take place.
Speaker 6: Fuck all right, and I'll just use whatever's left, you know,
just trying to talk him down as flavor. Well, then
oh you want me to do it?
Speaker 1: What do you say I want? I don't know why
you're in here. We're just about to win. Just let
it be. Don't cheat us, hired one. Did you thought
you could pull a fast one on Oid? And yeah?
No the the something weird is fucking happening to Oid
right now. His eyes changed.
Speaker 2: They go from being very humanoid, it's very reptilians. You
hear a load of fucking ship guy not Arden is
like casting spells and trying to shout down.
Speaker 1: You hear lash just getting fum.
Speaker 4: I'm crawling up this thing climb and I'm coming over here. Yeah,
I'm coming over here, and I am going to beat
this ship out of this ogre. So this has advantage,
right because of his guiding bolt or no.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, yeah, no one no one else is at
tanked month. I don't think no, no, right, no no
one else attacked. I don't remember ship. No one else
is having I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm half a bottle of rum in so I don't
know anymore.
Speaker 4: And then both so both of these attacks, I guess
they hit bomb bom nine damage again nine.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, you come in and just black stab Month
in the in the back and then hit him, and
Month like he just he's swaying like his brother was previously.
He's got all these cuts and burns and bits of
him that are all fucked up and on fire.
Speaker 1: He is barely standing, but he's still standing.
Speaker 2: He kind of sees you, but he's still a little
bit more fixated on Lash than anyone else.
Speaker 1: Lash is your turn.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to quickly inspire Arden. I'm not gonna
say anything witty, but Arden has inspiration, and you.
Speaker 6: Have it all night.
Speaker 5: See. Yeah, I think I'm just gonna instinctively try to
rape her his.
Speaker 1: His as fu lam uh.
Speaker 2: It would be a hit on any other day, but
unfortunately you bing and this ogre has some leathers on him,
and your little rapier bends on the front of him
and he looks down.
Speaker 6: Buddy Dina, I mean, I do want to interject real quick,
so we do get the extreme wind when Killoid, right, yes,
because I mean Arden's fighting pit sounds really nice.
Speaker 1: Just find a cleric to resurrect Roger seems that seems
fair to me that you get the fighting.
Speaker 6: Pimp when we kill the dragon god.
Speaker 1: And if you, if you, how many more times can
you held person? The whole person? Oh? Is this the dragon?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: Fuck?
Speaker 1: I'm running?
Speaker 5: Did turn kind of scaly?
Speaker 1: All right? You're running this bitch? Cool?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can I can? I matter really hard? Troy did slash?
Speaker 3: Don't stand next to them if you're about to get
aoed on the next turn like you did, move move
up here, you disengage.
Speaker 1: You up here? Okay, Carlia, what have you done to us?
My friend?
Speaker 6: What have I done? What did you do?
Speaker 3: We fought you, it was your idea.
Speaker 1: Just come in the fighting bit in the first part.
Speaker 3: Keep blaming me for the it's your fault in the
first place, except the blame.
Speaker 6: It's your fault.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: All of yours fault. I think it's collectively all of
your fault. Colis.
Speaker 2: You shot a gun and jumped in at the end there.
You could have just sat back and let them die.
Speaker 4: That's okay, it's hilarious, Like nonetheless, it's the funniest fucking
death that I've ever had.
Speaker 7: In a campaign.
Speaker 1: This month, running off the lash and Carlys is the
only smart person at all, does it?
Speaker 3: Does it survive Strings's opportunity attack when it runs and.
Speaker 4: Should have not actually sucked his ogre? He's gonna get
since bited. H he has one HP, doesn't he?
Speaker 7: He lives?
Speaker 2: Don't you just sliced across his back and he stumbles,
brings up his his uh minus, brings up his his
great club lash. You turn around as it lands next
to you, kicking up a load of sand to the
right of you. The vein saves you again as the
sand lifts up around Month is barely alive, Oyd.
Speaker 1: Says, Oid. And then we die, says and then you die. Okay,
so let me just Oid uses his action to start
at bread. Don't say it polymorph. I'm leaving this into
a weapon greater than metal. Give into a weapon to
surpass metal.
Speaker 5: Dragone, Oh god, damn it, Oh my god, let me
see him?
Speaker 6: Oh it.
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 6: Why did you have that many days?
Speaker 1: Lands in front of you? Really and uh.
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 2: His voice changes, his eyes change, and then suddenly his
face splits apart and then begins to push outwards as
a snout appears, and these huge reptilian fins burst out
of his back as he grows in size. These enormous
arms just transform, grow fleshed, turns to scales as he
the wings push out of his back and a kick
of sand from the from the arena. Everyone fucking shits
themselves and starts fucking legging it as OIDs just fucking
turns into a ancient fucking.
Speaker 1: Green dragon in hey, strings, you have resistance to poison,
bro brother.
Speaker 2: He he changes his shape and enough brings his tail
round and I mean, fuck it, it doesn't really matter
at this point. Just whips off Month's head a cup
with the tail, and Month's head just lands in the sand,
a splash of blood next to you.
Speaker 1: Lash. So we win, right, yeah, we still get the reward,
right he Uh, The booster shots sort of take him down.
Speaker 2: He looks down on the three enormous form as his
as his wings raise up above him. He's fucking enormous,
He's got ganguine and he's still growing. As he speaks
down to you, and he looks down and says.
Speaker 7: Who are you to pic fray me in my house?
Speaker 1: So string nabs, I'm fucking I'm fucking hands up. No,
I'm not saying anything. Hands up on my knees.
Speaker 6: Ah yeah, I'll just walk up to him and drop
and drop the weapons. It's like oid or whatever your
great reverence may be. I we did not betray you.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Fuck, You're a great and mighty beast. You would know
if I'm lying.
Speaker 3: He says, you have one hour to bring me his head.
Speaker 7: Night of the dwarf with the.
Speaker 1: Yellow belly, and he just beats his wings.
Speaker 2: The sand is just fucking give me, fucking Deck says,
with disadvantage to not fucking go blind. The crowd is
fleeing in fear as he just launches up into the sky. Yep, yeah, Arden,
you just get a fucking faceful of sand.
Speaker 1: You too managed to.
Speaker 2: Get your wings slash arm and get the sand out
of your eyes. This fucking pure hurricane of sand.
Speaker 1: Just as Oyd.
Speaker 2: Takes off and just starts flying off in a pure race,
She's looking around, Carlias, give me a.
Speaker 1: Stealth Carlias, No, Carlias, you see a funck.
Speaker 2: You hear this booming voice from outside of the arena
as you fucking leg it down an alleyway or something.
Speaker 1: You turn back and then you just hear this booming voice.
Speaker 2: And then this fucking massive green dragon like nothing you've
probably ever seen. I can't make you've ever seen dragons.
They aren't too common. Here just lifts himself up. He
spins his head around just as you back against the
wall in an alleyway, and it scans the areas. It
fucking beats its wings again and just floats and then
starts to circle around sin river above you.
Speaker 1: And it's a little early, but that's where we're ending
today's session. Okay, so next week.
Speaker 2: So I gotta admit one reasoning is that Raja doesn't
exist anymore. Rip Raja fs in the chat.
Speaker 6: I think I think he made the best out of
the situation. The dragon's not pissed at him or whatever
character he is.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: So there's an upside to this, which is we can
hide Carlias and get the fuck out like.
Speaker 2: Mabe.
Speaker 5: Well maybe because this is a tight mister ship that
we're doing.
Speaker 6: I don't know if I can ask this from a
meta standpoint. I'm gonna ask anyway, of course, could I
have held person oid because he's not he was polymorphed
or was he a person?
Speaker 1: Dragons can go into a human form?
Speaker 6: Right, But did he he?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 9: So?
Speaker 2: He probably he made his save, but he actually has
three legendary saves where he can turn to fail into
a make so I didn't think either way you would
have been able to do it.
Speaker 1: Fucking And in.
Speaker 5: Terms of saving Carlias, I think dragons hold crutches highly intelligent.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, well you would think if he's highly intelligent,
he wouldn't hold a grudge.
Speaker 5: That's true, that's true.
Speaker 1: Pissed him off. Yeah, I'm gonna have to go find
his cousin's smug and yeah, blackrow, black arrows. Oh, I mean,
at least not all of us are dead. Fuck we.
Speaker 4: I mean we can talk about leveling up after but
maybe Hard hits level five and gets.
Speaker 6: It doesn't matter level three spell. The best I can
do is revivify, which brings back a body after a
one minute of dying. And I need a three hundred
gold diamond.
Speaker 1: It's not how fast can you run?
Speaker 6: Last?
Speaker 3: We have a we have a sapphire?
Speaker 1: Do you have a sapphire?
Speaker 6: That's what I was hoping we would win, and I
would ask to res we can still res him. I mean,
it's easy. You can just go to a cleric. But uh,
I think everybody's sleeping town ing the arena. No expecting
that that was so.
Speaker 1: I mean, that was like one of the honestly, like
it would have been boring if Carlias didn't jump in there,
like that was fucking epic. We saw a fucking dragon, dude.
Speaker 3: For you to say, I know, I'm sorry, it would
have been interesting.
Speaker 4: Listen, if I didn't get knocked out there, if it
was just seven damage and not seven plus ninety seven,
I would have been able to resume it.
Speaker 2: If Carlas had just ended the fight, I think you
guys would have fucking whipped the funk out.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But at the same time, like and we all just
if we all just fucking left, like we should have
just followed carl Yeah, god damn it.
Speaker 3: Should I would have could have your last words, group, Well,
only we had a really high damaging ranged character in
the fight.
Speaker 4: No, I think, honestly, like, it's a multitude of things too, Right,
if his weapon didn't jam, he could have thrown it
to you and then you would have been able to
fuck everything up. But like, damn, dude, if we didn't
get stunned, it was expectator, Fuck you, brad spectator.
Speaker 1: I literally took one shot and spent the rest of
the entire fight paralyzed.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I just missed.
Speaker 4: I think I think I did, like the most at
the beginning there, and it was barely anything. I was
just tanking them, like.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised you weren't expecting a spectator. Honestly, I don't
know what I expected.
Speaker 6: I have no ideadn't expect three enemies, that's for sure.
Like at two ogres, I was like, all right.
Speaker 1: All right, and I was expecting something like that.
Speaker 3: I feel like the I feel like it might have
gone differently because on my first turn I used protection
from Evil because I figured it'll help with the spectator,
but the it doesn't help with that con save stuff
from the.
Speaker 1: Just has to fuck oid. He's just got a fuck oid.
That's all he needs to do.
Speaker 2: Giant an ancient dragon which is now patrolling the entire river,
flying up, flying up from charisma persuasion.
Speaker 1: Check. There you go.
Speaker 11: Well, there's an indication to tune in next week. Guys
on the plush side, you are alive, Yeah, yes, your lives. Honestly,
you're probably in more peril next week than you were
this week.
Speaker 1: Are you going to lie? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say you're out of the woods. I would say,
you came out of the woods and stumbled into another
horrible woods into a dragon. You came out of the
woods and stumbled into a dragons layer. You've pissed off
a dragon. You can un piss him off.
Speaker 1: You have one task. Three of you. Three of you
have one task. One of you is dead and at
the moment remains a mystery, and the other one has
kind of his own task. Well, I don't know. This
is going to be very interesting people. Yeah you are,
yeah you I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 2: This is going to be a very interesting episode of
It's going to be the least D and D episode
ever because this is a split group in so many ways.
Speaker 1: But I don't know. We'll see how it goes. I
will attempt to prepare for it.
Speaker 6: I'm sure you.
Speaker 2: Will all be thinking about it and preparing for it,
but we won't know what's gonna happen until next week.
Thank you for watching, everyone. Let's do a quick round
of shout outs. Let's start with carl Lyas. I'm sorry
you wasn't in it too much, Connor, but you know
you weren't in the fight, and I expected this to
just be a combat. I actually thought it was gonna
be a lot quicker than this as well.
Speaker 1: Actually, you guys are just fucking tough in it out.
Speaker 2: I was like, they're even gonna just going to fucking
kill the fucking thing and just be fine, or it's
just going to be.
Speaker 4: Actually, I'm really glad you didn't like force Carlys back in,
like have what are the dwarfs like, like boot him
back in or some shit.
Speaker 2: So this is d ind and I've always said, like,
you you do what you want to do, You play
it how you want to play it, and I'll try
and have the world react to that shit. I didn't
just disx oid into a green dragon as well. Before
everyone starts messaging me, I had that token there for
a reason.
Speaker 4: I get it now, all of the you're going to
fight a dragon, like, I get it. It's this was
sorry I interrupted the shout out who was.
Speaker 1: A smart person and left and not wanted I mean
it was smart again, So it's advantage and disadvantage. It
kind of nulled itself out there.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe, but we also would have won easily if
you'd stayed.
Speaker 1: So hey, now it's more interesting.
Speaker 6: So I've never had a situation like this in eight
or nine years of playing Dan and I don't think
I have.
Speaker 1: So we're going to see good. He's just as underprepared
as we are. It's yeah, yeah, yeah, Connor, Who are you? Where?
Where can we find you? In the week when you know?
Speaker 7: Find me twitch on TV for its last Connor Cronus.
Speaker 9: We're playing through a lot of Assessage Creek currently, plus
a little bit of Desky too on the side, and yeah,
things are getting a bit chaotic as a late the
other night, I had a new milestone and so I got.
Speaker 7: A plan, like a celebration kind of thing for that.
Speaker 9: But uh yeah, four pm Eastern every day apart from
today and Sunday, you can find me and doing the
things nice.
Speaker 1: Thanks buddy. Let's move on to Tuesday Gray.
Speaker 5: Yo, dudes, you can find me in all the places
at Ford Slash Tuesday Gray. I would like to point out.
Speaker 1: That we did live.
Speaker 5: We might be in greater peril next week, but we
did actually survive, and oh my god, Dragons, that's super exciting.
I'm not even to tell you it's you the next
time because you know where you'll be.
Speaker 3: That's exciting. Uh, Fairlanks, Canada, I would like to correct
what Tuesday just said and say we did not live.
You can find me Twitch, dot Tv, Slash Fairlight, Underscore
x Caliber, and lately it's been League of Legends until
Esty two comes out, and I'll probably know life that
I thought we could bring you to Cleric So there wait.
Speaker 1: Oh no more League streams? Really? Fuck?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 3: I mean I won't just cold turkey drop it, but
we'll see.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the cost of command is without
noodle hit.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know, all right, because we have too many
shows for just cost everyone. Yeah, there you go, click
all those names and click follow.
Speaker 1: Can people find you?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 6: I'm sad I can't raise him as undead that would
be hilarious.
Speaker 3: Seeing as he is a hunter of the undead. If
he comes back like slightly zombified, that would be kind
of funny. And he's already and he's already got like
he's already got like the skeletal looking arms.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you're the patron of it, Kellen Boar is
your patron now kind of type deal too, So who knows.
Speaker 3: Maybe that maybe you guys don't bring me back, Maybe
the god of death brings back the zombie hunter as
a zombie.
Speaker 1: Kelim Board don't do that. That's why I mentioned it.
Kellimboard don't do anything like that. He hates undead.
Speaker 6: Fucking fu Yeah. Uh one to nine pm PD, T
money through Saturday, with the exception of win. But I
do go live after after this always we're gonna be
playing more Yakazi Kiwami where I can actually punch people
to death instead of getting dragon.
Speaker 2: So that's a plus tasty, Uh is that?
Speaker 1: Everyone? But hey, I'm dead next week.
Speaker 4: There's no way out of it. You know what, there
is an escape, I haven't. I have a plan doing more, guys,
I have a plan come back next week.
Speaker 1: I have a plan. Right now. I'm doing two streams
a day. So how's that working out?
Speaker 4: It's actually working out, really, It's it's so much better, dude,
It's it feels so much better. I'm like more awake
for the second stream. I've been playing a lot of
Poe a little bit too much. But tomorrow we're actually
playing Tacoma for the first time. So we're gonna play
a walking simulator tomorrow and go full deep dive and
hopefully have intellectual discussions.
Speaker 1: If not, we'll just joke about.
Speaker 4: Dix and uh come check out on Scream on Friday,
it's our other campaign that we run here on table Story,
and then Ilios on Sunday, which is another campaign that
we run on table Story, which.
Speaker 7: Is which is the one where I'm going to kill brads.
Speaker 1: So yeah, this is don't worried, all right. You can
either live the Sunday and get rid of the.
Speaker 7: Dragon or you d Sunday.
Speaker 2: I mean, I have to deal with the seventeen undead
things that are coming at me out of the river
thirty actually thirty thirty thirty skeletons versus one goblin monk
with fuck all.
Speaker 4: I got no HP, no key points, nothing, So yeah,
that's gonna be fun survive that I'll be punched by.
That's fine, That's all I got. That's fine. I think
it's an ideal ending for goots.
Speaker 2: You can check that out on Sunday eight pm, which
is the same time as this starts, with whatever time
that is for you around the world, unless you're watching
that on the youtubes or whatever, in which case you
watch it whenever the fuck you want. Okay, we'll see
you next week. Thanks for hanging out on everybody. I
hope you guys had fun. This was one We went
one whole thing as well. No breaks, so everyone go
for a pe quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I really need to pee too. I'm sorry for that,
but I just forgot. I was in it, man, I
was in it.
Speaker 6: Peace all right.
Speaker 1: Let you guys come back next Wednesday.
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