WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.440 --> 00:00:04.320 Welcome to Dad's on Day clok parental discussion as advised 2 00:00:04.639 --> 00:00:30.519 mature content beyond this point. 3 00:00:51.320 --> 00:00:54.880 Hey, guess what do you call two octopuses that look 4 00:00:54.920 --> 00:00:58.920 the same? I usually call them OCTOPI mmm, I call 5 00:00:58.960 --> 00:00:59.759 them identical. 6 00:01:00.280 --> 00:01:06.159 Mm hmm nice. M that's cute and like super gay? 7 00:01:06.239 --> 00:01:07.640 What what huh? 8 00:01:07.879 --> 00:01:10.799 You said? Hey, I'm already done. 9 00:01:11.079 --> 00:01:16.079 Oh all right, Welcome to Dad's on Daquo. 10 00:01:16.840 --> 00:01:19.359 I thought you had another joke. Hey, Like when you 11 00:01:19.439 --> 00:01:21.879 usually tell a joke, you're like, hey, and then you 12 00:01:21.920 --> 00:01:24.799 tell a joke, so I was. I was, yeah, but okay, 13 00:01:24.920 --> 00:01:26.840 we can go. What episode are we at? 14 00:01:27.120 --> 00:01:27.519 I don't know. 15 00:01:28.040 --> 00:01:30.079 He did say he was gonna save for a little later. 16 00:01:30.840 --> 00:01:32.680 Yeah, I know, but then he came right and he said, hey, 17 00:01:33.120 --> 00:01:39.640 like he leads into a joke. Hey, different yourself. Episode 18 00:01:39.680 --> 00:01:41.799 one Mario Lemieux, I'm known. 19 00:01:42.120 --> 00:01:47.680 Of Dome of Stone. Oh, how you guys doing? You know? 20 00:01:48.000 --> 00:01:53.159 I was watching some Penzel Washington before this, so I'm good. Yeah. 21 00:01:54.319 --> 00:01:57.840 I was reading an excerpt an excerpt from Benjamin Franklin. 22 00:01:58.760 --> 00:02:02.120 Uh yeah yeah, lightning light. 23 00:02:02.239 --> 00:02:08.000 And mentally abusing my kids. According to my daughter. Anyway, 24 00:02:08.039 --> 00:02:10.520 that's probably more appropriate for this podcast. 25 00:02:10.479 --> 00:02:15.360 That checks out. That really puts the Teabax arms into perspective. Yeah, 26 00:02:15.599 --> 00:02:17.080 shout out to the episodes. 27 00:02:17.479 --> 00:02:19.560 Mm hmm, it's been a it's been a fun day 28 00:02:19.560 --> 00:02:21.759 at the Rosenberg household, I can tell you that much. 29 00:02:22.319 --> 00:02:26.080 Oh man, how have your have your week's been? 30 00:02:27.319 --> 00:02:35.039 Mine was okay, it was pretty simple. Uh not not. 31 00:02:35.319 --> 00:02:38.319 It wasn't in writing in stone, but I was looking 32 00:02:38.319 --> 00:02:40.319 forward a little bit to go into the range today. 33 00:02:40.360 --> 00:02:44.840 But you were busy, uh, with your household. So I 34 00:02:44.879 --> 00:02:47.439 was like, I'm good with that. So I just hang 35 00:02:47.479 --> 00:02:53.000 out here. I'm hoping. I'm hoping that my smoker isn't done. 36 00:02:54.560 --> 00:02:56.919 I thought yesterday, I'm like, I just probably clean it 37 00:02:57.000 --> 00:02:58.919 before I use it again. Today I was like, nah, 38 00:02:58.919 --> 00:03:03.360 I'm good. So I was cooking chicken leg quarters and 39 00:03:03.400 --> 00:03:06.039 I had the foil down no, and it was literally 40 00:03:06.080 --> 00:03:08.759 like it probably had a half hour maybe forty minutes 41 00:03:08.800 --> 00:03:12.159 to go. Everything's buzzing great. And I look over and 42 00:03:12.199 --> 00:03:13.919 then I look at Summer. We're all on the patio 43 00:03:13.960 --> 00:03:16.240 and she's like, is this supposed to have that much smoke? 44 00:03:16.280 --> 00:03:17.919 And I'm like, yeah, I don't think it's supposed to 45 00:03:17.919 --> 00:03:20.000 be coming out of the box where the pelots are at. 46 00:03:21.360 --> 00:03:22.000 Open the lid. 47 00:03:23.800 --> 00:03:24.960 It's all white and sick. 48 00:03:25.120 --> 00:03:27.280 Oh yeah, oh yeah, So I had to and it 49 00:03:27.319 --> 00:03:30.000 was only like that for thirty seconds. So I shut 50 00:03:30.039 --> 00:03:32.080 everything off and it was still for a while coming 51 00:03:32.080 --> 00:03:33.719 out of the box. I just opened the box and 52 00:03:33.800 --> 00:03:36.520 opened the lid and you know, took the food off, 53 00:03:36.560 --> 00:03:38.080 and then I threw it in the oven to finish it. 54 00:03:39.639 --> 00:03:40.759 But I still taste good. 55 00:03:40.879 --> 00:03:42.639 No, it was great. It was great. Oven really just 56 00:03:42.719 --> 00:03:45.560 crisped the outside because when I pulled it off, they 57 00:03:45.599 --> 00:03:49.560 were like one one seventy, So I mean they were 58 00:03:49.560 --> 00:03:51.560 still like you could have eaten them, but they wouldn't 59 00:03:51.560 --> 00:03:54.120 have I like them at like that one ninety range. Yeah, 60 00:03:54.199 --> 00:03:55.879 so I threw them back in the oven and let 61 00:03:55.960 --> 00:03:56.840 them cook a little longer. 62 00:03:57.319 --> 00:03:57.759 There you go. 63 00:03:59.319 --> 00:04:02.639 And yeah, but the firebox itself stunk a little bit, 64 00:04:02.840 --> 00:04:06.280 so I'm hoping that. I'm hoping she didn't take a die. 65 00:04:06.719 --> 00:04:08.560 No, you're fine. I've done that. I've done that a 66 00:04:08.560 --> 00:04:10.840 handful of times myself, have you Yeah, Oh yeah. 67 00:04:10.680 --> 00:04:11.199 You'll be good. 68 00:04:11.479 --> 00:04:14.360 Usually the temperature gauge is like to smoke filled with 69 00:04:14.479 --> 00:04:16.639 like the residue that's on it. Yeah, so I can't 70 00:04:16.639 --> 00:04:18.879 read the temperature this properly and then the augur just 71 00:04:18.959 --> 00:04:20.519 keeps spinning and it just fills. 72 00:04:20.680 --> 00:04:26.279 That's what was happening, and because it was overfilled in Yeah, 73 00:04:26.519 --> 00:04:32.720 another note, I didn't get to say that because I'll 74 00:04:32.720 --> 00:04:35.040 get to that part of the story. We're actually gonna 75 00:04:35.040 --> 00:04:40.160 buy chickens. I have succumbed to the shi. Yeah, no, 76 00:04:40.839 --> 00:04:42.720 not the trend Summer has asked me for the last 77 00:04:42.720 --> 00:04:46.240 probably seven years. Every year this time around this time, 78 00:04:46.279 --> 00:04:48.720 she's like, let's get chicks. No, we're not doing it. 79 00:04:49.160 --> 00:04:50.759 And then you're going to swing. 80 00:04:53.240 --> 00:05:01.040 Huh yes, Christ, So he was like what, I didn't 81 00:05:01.079 --> 00:05:01.920 hear what you said. 82 00:05:02.319 --> 00:05:03.240 You're not gonna swing. 83 00:05:04.279 --> 00:05:05.560 I was like, I was like no, I was like, 84 00:05:05.600 --> 00:05:06.399 you're gonna swing. 85 00:05:06.759 --> 00:05:12.040 I thought you was sing. I was like what Jesus Christ. Yeah. 86 00:05:12.240 --> 00:05:14.839 So uh but we got all this stuff. Well, we 87 00:05:15.000 --> 00:05:18.600 ordered the coop and the run and so that'll be 88 00:05:18.720 --> 00:05:22.000 here over the next week. But last night we got 89 00:05:22.000 --> 00:05:25.240 a starter kit at cal Ranch and they had they 90 00:05:25.279 --> 00:05:27.560 had a bunch of broilers, which are meat birds. So 91 00:05:27.600 --> 00:05:29.120 we don't want those. We want the ones that lay 92 00:05:29.120 --> 00:05:30.879 eggs because if we're going to have them, we might 93 00:05:30.920 --> 00:05:31.959 as well make use of it. 94 00:05:32.199 --> 00:05:33.920 Yeah, And We're only gonna question in this economy with 95 00:05:33.920 --> 00:05:35.920 the price of eggs because. 96 00:05:35.639 --> 00:05:37.439 Of our where we're at in the city. The rule 97 00:05:37.480 --> 00:05:40.360 is you can have one per thousand square feet of 98 00:05:41.600 --> 00:05:44.600 land of land that you're on, and we're on sixty six, 99 00:05:44.639 --> 00:05:46.680 so we could have up to six. So we're we're 100 00:05:46.680 --> 00:05:48.120 still torn on We're gonna at. 101 00:05:48.120 --> 00:05:49.759 Least I didn't know they had the restrictions. 102 00:05:49.759 --> 00:05:53.240 Like same thing either, you only allowed one. 103 00:05:53.240 --> 00:05:54.360 God, that makes sense. 104 00:05:55.439 --> 00:05:58.199 The doodle shut the fuck up. My neighbor has five 105 00:05:58.279 --> 00:06:00.120 roosters next door and they call them doll. 106 00:06:02.199 --> 00:06:05.800 It's weird, but but it well, it's it's funny how 107 00:06:05.800 --> 00:06:09.360 the ordnance works because there is two streets over from me. 108 00:06:10.480 --> 00:06:15.079 Is is a different different of housing, right, and then yes, 109 00:06:15.160 --> 00:06:18.240 it's like a farming zone. So there is a rooster 110 00:06:18.519 --> 00:06:20.839 literally two blocks away. It's not bad. 111 00:06:20.920 --> 00:06:22.439 But but if it. 112 00:06:22.439 --> 00:06:24.519 Was next door to me, I'd be fucking living. 113 00:06:26.040 --> 00:06:27.879 It's not as bad as you think it is. It's 114 00:06:27.959 --> 00:06:28.879 different when there's like. 115 00:06:30.600 --> 00:06:31.720 There used to. 116 00:06:31.720 --> 00:06:33.800 Be a mocking bird that lived outside of our grandparents 117 00:06:33.879 --> 00:06:37.120 house in the front yard, and I it would piss 118 00:06:37.240 --> 00:06:40.360 me off because it wouldn't stop. It wouldn't stop. 119 00:06:40.399 --> 00:06:42.399 That's when you missed, you can't. You got to shoot 120 00:06:42.399 --> 00:06:43.040 them motherfuckers. 121 00:06:43.079 --> 00:06:46.480 I didn't have them. I guess I had the means. 122 00:06:49.000 --> 00:06:52.639 We shot your birds. 123 00:06:52.680 --> 00:06:57.480 I'm busy shooting this tin man alone. So we were 124 00:06:57.480 --> 00:06:59.439 gonna get them. We got the stuff because we want 125 00:06:59.480 --> 00:07:02.519 to get everything ready, and then we told the guy 126 00:07:02.680 --> 00:07:04.519 cal Raan. She like, yeah, we'll come back tomorrow because 127 00:07:04.560 --> 00:07:07.120 they had these ones that are chocolate Orpington's and those 128 00:07:07.120 --> 00:07:10.920 are egg layers, and so he was like, yeah, they 129 00:07:10.920 --> 00:07:13.319 probably won't be here tomorrow. And he said it really 130 00:07:13.720 --> 00:07:16.120 like convicted. And I said like, do you know for 131 00:07:16.160 --> 00:07:18.959 a fact, and he was like, well, I'm pretty sure. 132 00:07:19.000 --> 00:07:21.560 He goes like these birds just aren't lasting. And I 133 00:07:21.600 --> 00:07:23.600 was like, oh, there's like thirty back there. You close 134 00:07:23.639 --> 00:07:25.240 in two hours, and if we just come at nine 135 00:07:25.279 --> 00:07:27.319 o'clock when you open. We got there at nine to 136 00:07:27.360 --> 00:07:30.480 fifteen this morning. Not a single one left, damn. So 137 00:07:31.199 --> 00:07:33.240 it was like, I feel like he had insider information. 138 00:07:33.399 --> 00:07:36.759 He just wouldn't say it, like they're not They're literally 139 00:07:36.800 --> 00:07:38.920 not gonna be here. I'm like, just fucking say it, man, 140 00:07:39.120 --> 00:07:39.519 Just say. 141 00:07:39.360 --> 00:07:41.120 He probably took him home for himself. 142 00:07:41.000 --> 00:07:42.959 Right, He's probably like, fuck those guys, thinking they're gonna 143 00:07:42.959 --> 00:07:43.399 get bursts. 144 00:07:43.480 --> 00:07:46.199 Like the right you guys leave, they opened the door 145 00:07:46.199 --> 00:07:47.000 and they all come out. 146 00:07:47.600 --> 00:07:50.800 Yeah, that's exactly what happened. He fucking runs him out 147 00:07:50.800 --> 00:07:52.560 in the train right after you guys left. He's like, 148 00:07:52.600 --> 00:07:55.279 all right, kids, come on whatever. 149 00:07:55.439 --> 00:07:58.959 So we got we but they get delivered Tuesdays Wednesdays 150 00:07:58.959 --> 00:08:01.720 to the places around here, and so we're gonna. 151 00:08:01.240 --> 00:08:03.120 Have you said you tried tractor Supply. 152 00:08:03.160 --> 00:08:05.560 Yeah, tractor Supply didn't have any there out and then 153 00:08:06.000 --> 00:08:10.720 bag pill Feed that place they they get theirs in 154 00:08:10.759 --> 00:08:12.879 on Tuesday's cow Ranch. I think they all come in 155 00:08:12.879 --> 00:08:13.519 on Tuesdays. 156 00:08:13.519 --> 00:08:14.639 So how much are they each? 157 00:08:15.079 --> 00:08:17.360 It depends on what bird you're getting. Like the ones 158 00:08:17.360 --> 00:08:20.360 that we are mainly looking at are three to five 159 00:08:20.399 --> 00:08:25.160 dollars a bird, and some of them run up to 160 00:08:25.199 --> 00:08:27.040 seven or eight. Of the ones we were looked at, 161 00:08:27.079 --> 00:08:31.160 so they're not bad. So but yeah, if you can 162 00:08:31.199 --> 00:08:33.960 make it worth it and have enough, you know, if 163 00:08:34.000 --> 00:08:36.720 you get the egg layers and they are laying almost. 164 00:08:36.360 --> 00:08:38.639 One a day, but they are, make it okay. 165 00:08:38.639 --> 00:08:40.279 But to make it worth it, you would really need 166 00:08:40.559 --> 00:08:43.279 you know, twelve, Yeah, you don't want to be a 167 00:08:43.360 --> 00:08:45.120 little bit more land where you could have more. 168 00:08:45.320 --> 00:08:47.480 And you have to you have to kind of use 169 00:08:47.480 --> 00:08:50.240 some of your food scraps too, because the feed itself 170 00:08:50.279 --> 00:08:53.639 gets pretty expensive because then you're basically just paying, you know, 171 00:08:53.720 --> 00:08:57.159 for the eggs themselves anyway. So but I will say 172 00:08:57.159 --> 00:09:00.159 that they are there is a noticeable difference between thing, 173 00:09:00.200 --> 00:09:01.519 the eggs you get in the store. 174 00:09:01.279 --> 00:09:04.639 And oh the fresh eggs, the orange that orange, Ok. 175 00:09:04.720 --> 00:09:09.159 Yeah, so much more rich. Yeah. 176 00:09:09.399 --> 00:09:12.000 Yeah, so you can choose a diet they're on too. 177 00:09:13.240 --> 00:09:14.759 Yeah that's true. 178 00:09:16.279 --> 00:09:17.559 So I was your week stoned? 179 00:09:18.720 --> 00:09:21.080 Not too bad? It wasn't too bad. Just got a 180 00:09:21.080 --> 00:09:23.039 whole lot of work, whole out of school done. The 181 00:09:23.120 --> 00:09:25.039 quarantine is over, so I finally got to see my 182 00:09:25.039 --> 00:09:27.639 girlfriend again, because when you know, the kid had the 183 00:09:27.679 --> 00:09:30.720 walking pneumonia, I was like, fuck, I'm probably gonna get it, 184 00:09:30.759 --> 00:09:32.759 you know. So I was like, hey, you know, you 185 00:09:32.919 --> 00:09:36.399 just you know got out of like you know, your 186 00:09:36.440 --> 00:09:38.320 health conditions, so like we got to really make sure 187 00:09:38.360 --> 00:09:41.639 that we don't pass anything that along to you. So 188 00:09:41.720 --> 00:09:44.559 we both agreed to quarantine, and luckily I didn't get sick, 189 00:09:44.600 --> 00:09:47.360 and Avery got over hers pretty quick, and so her 190 00:09:47.399 --> 00:09:49.240 quarantine is over and I got to see the girlfriend, 191 00:09:49.279 --> 00:09:51.679 which is great, and we've just been hanging out all weekend. 192 00:09:52.679 --> 00:09:56.120 Went saw some friends last night, grilled some steaks. The 193 00:09:56.200 --> 00:09:59.039 ladies talked amongst themselves as the guys played with guns 194 00:09:59.039 --> 00:10:01.000 in the bedroom, as guys normally do. 195 00:10:02.039 --> 00:10:04.240 I thought you couldn't catch walking on yet. I thought 196 00:10:04.279 --> 00:10:05.399 that wasn't contagious. 197 00:10:06.240 --> 00:10:09.960 I'm not sure the doctor. The doctor said for sure 198 00:10:10.000 --> 00:10:11.919 it is. And she also had ear infection too, so 199 00:10:12.039 --> 00:10:15.279 like no matter what either, ye, but I remember in 200 00:10:15.320 --> 00:10:16.679 there I asked him. I was like, oh, is she 201 00:10:16.720 --> 00:10:19.240 really contagious? And he was like, oh yeah, and like 202 00:10:19.840 --> 00:10:22.360 the nurse was like yeah, and like put at her 203 00:10:22.399 --> 00:10:25.200 mask and I was like I lived with her, like 204 00:10:26.159 --> 00:10:28.720 late enough, we read the same air, so you know, 205 00:10:28.919 --> 00:10:32.000 like it is what it is. But yeah, no, I 206 00:10:32.000 --> 00:10:34.000 didn't catch anything. But but yeah, it's it's been a 207 00:10:34.000 --> 00:10:36.639 pretty chill week. Not really a whole lot to report on. 208 00:10:37.159 --> 00:10:38.279 It's been a good week. 209 00:10:38.440 --> 00:10:42.879 Nice, nice, well, but you know, my weekend was interesting. 210 00:10:43.799 --> 00:10:46.480 So I got home. I got back from California Friday, 211 00:10:47.519 --> 00:10:50.759 which was cool. I got the kids yesterday, we hung out. 212 00:10:51.039 --> 00:10:53.600 Uh today we've been doing Yesterday and today we've been 213 00:10:53.600 --> 00:10:58.759 doing house projects. So tore up the floor in the 214 00:10:58.759 --> 00:11:02.120 hallway because need to lay down new wood flooring. Been 215 00:11:02.320 --> 00:11:06.519 painting the hallway and uh so I got painted the closets, 216 00:11:06.799 --> 00:11:08.919 tore all the closets apart that are in the hallway, 217 00:11:09.120 --> 00:11:12.080 and I got kills. Are you guys familiar with what 218 00:11:12.120 --> 00:11:12.720 that is? Right? 219 00:11:13.639 --> 00:11:13.919 Okay? 220 00:11:14.039 --> 00:11:16.480 So it's a it's a paint. It's a paint that. Yeah, 221 00:11:16.519 --> 00:11:19.759 it's a primer and specifically it helps to prevent any 222 00:11:19.840 --> 00:11:23.679 kind of bacterial growth and things of that nature and mold. 223 00:11:24.320 --> 00:11:31.519 You buy that, yeah, so I so I departments exist 224 00:11:31.600 --> 00:11:33.919 at home depot something like that. 225 00:11:35.080 --> 00:11:38.960 So Calli started cleaning the bathroom today and her the 226 00:11:39.000 --> 00:11:42.480 windowsill in their bathroom gets kind of dirty. It gets 227 00:11:42.519 --> 00:11:45.559 kind of bad. So she's cleaning that off and I 228 00:11:45.600 --> 00:11:47.039 was like, you know what, Cali takes some of this 229 00:11:47.120 --> 00:11:51.960 paint and paint the windowsill. She's like, okay, cool. So 230 00:11:52.120 --> 00:11:54.879 I'm taping off some edges and stuff and I'm painting 231 00:11:54.919 --> 00:11:55.879 and I hear Cali. 232 00:11:55.720 --> 00:11:56.440 Go, all done. 233 00:11:56.720 --> 00:11:58.519 But it's kind of dark in here now. 234 00:11:59.120 --> 00:11:59.440 Fuck. 235 00:12:02.679 --> 00:12:04.879 I was like, that's that's a weird thing to say, Calli, 236 00:12:04.960 --> 00:12:06.519 What do you mean it's kind of dark in here? Now? 237 00:12:06.559 --> 00:12:08.320 Did you? Did you turn the light off, like what, 238 00:12:08.440 --> 00:12:10.679 like what happened? She's like, well, I'm done painting the windows. 239 00:12:11.200 --> 00:12:18.080 It's like windowsill, windows, window sill, same thing. I'm like, 240 00:12:19.039 --> 00:12:21.559 but it's not. And I sure shit walk in and 241 00:12:21.600 --> 00:12:25.039 the fucking windows are painted. The window that's in the 242 00:12:25.120 --> 00:12:28.039 bathroom is just covered in fucking white paint. And I 243 00:12:28.159 --> 00:12:33.759 was like, uh, well, all I could do was laughed. 244 00:12:33.759 --> 00:12:36.639 It was fucking hilarious. So luckily enough, the paint was 245 00:12:36.639 --> 00:12:39.399 still wet and we wiped it off and cleaned it 246 00:12:39.480 --> 00:12:42.759 up and the window looks clean as shit. Now. Evidently 247 00:12:42.879 --> 00:12:49.000 fucking paint works like windox so stuff. So yeah, and 248 00:12:49.039 --> 00:12:53.000 then uh, Lily had some friends over and she's she 249 00:12:53.120 --> 00:12:55.240 has this thing where she's just mean. She's just a 250 00:12:55.320 --> 00:12:58.279 mean individual sometimes and I don't know why. I don't 251 00:12:58.279 --> 00:13:02.519 know where she gets it from. But she was kind 252 00:13:02.519 --> 00:13:04.639 of bullying her brother, and so I warned her a 253 00:13:04.679 --> 00:13:07.799 couple of times and it didn't seem to stick. So eventually, 254 00:13:07.840 --> 00:13:11.120 when around dinner time, I let her, I let her know, 255 00:13:11.200 --> 00:13:14.320 look like the key, your friends are going home, like 256 00:13:14.600 --> 00:13:16.480 it's all there is to it, Like I'm done with 257 00:13:16.519 --> 00:13:19.080 this where you're not going to get rewarded for being 258 00:13:19.440 --> 00:13:22.879 a mean individual. So she like lost her shit and 259 00:13:22.960 --> 00:13:26.279 broke down, and I had to stick to my guns. 260 00:13:26.679 --> 00:13:32.279 I mean, she was like in full like breakdown, bade tears, begging, crying, screaming, begging. 261 00:13:32.559 --> 00:13:35.399 Then she went on to say some pretty tough stuff. 262 00:13:35.399 --> 00:13:38.159 It was hard as a parent to sit and listen to. 263 00:13:39.080 --> 00:13:40.919 I don't know if any of your kids have ever 264 00:13:41.000 --> 00:13:43.039 had that moment where they're just like, I hate my life. 265 00:13:43.080 --> 00:13:44.799 I don't want to be here, I don't want to 266 00:13:44.840 --> 00:13:47.679 be near you. I hate it over here. You're so mean. 267 00:13:48.200 --> 00:13:50.320 I just want to kill myself. And I was just like, 268 00:13:50.360 --> 00:13:54.840 oh cool, and it got pretty I got pretty rough 269 00:13:55.080 --> 00:13:59.240 for a hot minute. And so I had to deal 270 00:13:59.320 --> 00:14:02.399 with that for a couple hours. That was kind of 271 00:14:02.399 --> 00:14:04.559 a nose, kind of an exciting moment. 272 00:14:05.960 --> 00:14:07.960 To say you could throw he could throw her into 273 00:14:08.080 --> 00:14:11.960 GNOME's chicken coop, you know, and steam off. I was. 274 00:14:12.240 --> 00:14:15.279 I have to say, like, I sat there. I didn't 275 00:14:15.320 --> 00:14:18.440 raise my voice once. I didn't like I didn't even 276 00:14:18.480 --> 00:14:20.879 laugh at her, like you know, you know me, like 277 00:14:21.399 --> 00:14:24.360 at there are moments where you you've seen it, like 278 00:14:24.440 --> 00:14:26.679 I just laugh, I just laugh at you for being 279 00:14:26.720 --> 00:14:29.120 an idiot. I laugh at you for trying to think 280 00:14:29.159 --> 00:14:32.559 that you can out, you know, out argue me. It 281 00:14:32.600 --> 00:14:34.879 doesn't happen with the kids that I have, like it 282 00:14:35.039 --> 00:14:37.440 just it won't. I never will never succumb to it. 283 00:14:37.559 --> 00:14:40.120 And but this time I just stayed as calm as 284 00:14:40.159 --> 00:14:42.639 I could, and uh, it was rough. It was actually 285 00:14:42.679 --> 00:14:44.159 really hard because there were a couple of moments where 286 00:14:44.159 --> 00:14:46.840 she was saying some pretty hurtful stuff that almost got me, 287 00:14:46.960 --> 00:14:50.360 like almost got me in tears to the point where, 288 00:14:50.919 --> 00:14:55.440 you know, I realized that there's more here that we 289 00:14:55.519 --> 00:14:56.320 need to address. 290 00:14:56.600 --> 00:14:57.960 So that's the attack. 291 00:14:59.159 --> 00:15:02.600 Yeah, But but I don't know, this is fine, It's 292 00:15:04.759 --> 00:15:08.039 I think that every I think every household goes through 293 00:15:08.039 --> 00:15:11.799 something like that. I think at some point where at 294 00:15:11.919 --> 00:15:14.200 least one of the kids in the household just has 295 00:15:14.279 --> 00:15:16.759 like that fucking complete and utter breakdown. 296 00:15:18.039 --> 00:15:20.399 So yeah, I don't know. 297 00:15:20.600 --> 00:15:26.320 We'll get over it. But do you guys know what 298 00:15:26.360 --> 00:15:28.600 the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas are. 299 00:15:30.240 --> 00:15:32.000 I've never had a black eyed p on my face. 300 00:15:33.159 --> 00:15:35.399 You've had a black guy pa on your face. Nah, 301 00:15:35.440 --> 00:15:38.440 But black eyed peas can sing you a song, but 302 00:15:38.600 --> 00:15:40.200 chickpeas can only hum us one. 303 00:15:41.080 --> 00:15:46.320 That's good, good to nice, like solid, Yeah, that's good 304 00:15:47.000 --> 00:15:48.879 POSTI popstick. 305 00:15:52.039 --> 00:15:54.840 You just want to popsicle, that's all you fucking care about. 306 00:15:55.240 --> 00:15:58.200 My kids have popsicles. Today. We went over to my 307 00:15:58.279 --> 00:16:01.879 in laws for just to go over there and say hi, 308 00:16:01.960 --> 00:16:02.399 and then. 309 00:16:02.440 --> 00:16:03.399 Ships and googles. 310 00:16:03.519 --> 00:16:06.120 Yeah, when we were leaving, they got popsicles. So I 311 00:16:06.240 --> 00:16:09.120 was like, sometimes you ever look at a popsicle and 312 00:16:09.120 --> 00:16:13.799 you're just like, man, take me back. Yeah, now, I 313 00:16:13.799 --> 00:16:16.159 mean at our age. Now you start I mean, it's 314 00:16:16.159 --> 00:16:18.080 okay because it's twenty twenty five, but you start sucking 315 00:16:18.080 --> 00:16:19.960 on that thing and like look like fucking gay. 316 00:16:20.159 --> 00:16:21.919 You know, depends on the popsicle. 317 00:16:22.120 --> 00:16:24.000 Jesus deep throat. 318 00:16:25.159 --> 00:16:27.440 Yeah. Do you scrape your popsicles? You ain't first your 319 00:16:27.519 --> 00:16:31.480 last homeie? Do you scrape pop You're no gay? Like 320 00:16:31.519 --> 00:16:33.600 when you're sucking on the popsick, do you scrape it 321 00:16:33.639 --> 00:16:35.120 with your teeth? No? 322 00:16:35.600 --> 00:16:37.480 God no, no, that bothers me. 323 00:16:37.879 --> 00:16:41.360 Yeah, Grayson will do that, Grace, Grayson will do that. 324 00:16:41.399 --> 00:16:42.679 Grayson will stick the popsicle in. 325 00:16:44.440 --> 00:16:48.480 Oh, that's like people that slurp every time they take 326 00:16:48.480 --> 00:16:49.200 a bite of soup. 327 00:16:49.519 --> 00:16:53.559 Oh, I'll smack the fuck out of someone's hand. 328 00:16:55.159 --> 00:16:59.919 Out My brother used to do that with Kansas soda. 329 00:17:00.399 --> 00:17:04.960 He would go, oh this every single step, and I 330 00:17:05.000 --> 00:17:08.519 was like, dude, can we stop? Like it bothers me? 331 00:17:08.519 --> 00:17:14.319 But then you're having a bad day and just. 332 00:17:12.680 --> 00:17:15.160 Slap that can out get fucked. 333 00:17:16.000 --> 00:17:18.279 I see. But I have such a hard time with 334 00:17:18.359 --> 00:17:21.119 people that chew with their mouth open or make that 335 00:17:21.279 --> 00:17:25.079 noise like you mean, that drives me up the fucking wall. 336 00:17:25.200 --> 00:17:28.039 And and I've had to tell the producer, who's a 337 00:17:28.079 --> 00:17:30.079 grown ass adult, look, I don't know who the fuck 338 00:17:30.119 --> 00:17:33.400 you think you are, but you don't. You do not 339 00:17:33.559 --> 00:17:35.880 have the right to act that fucking savage in front 340 00:17:35.920 --> 00:17:40.640 of anyone in this house. Close your mouth. Close your 341 00:17:40.680 --> 00:17:41.319 fucking mouth. 342 00:17:42.279 --> 00:17:42.880 Yeah. 343 00:17:43.079 --> 00:17:45.319 Yeah, she gets mad at me because she's like, it's 344 00:17:45.400 --> 00:17:47.759 my it's my food. I can eat it how I want. Like, 345 00:17:47.799 --> 00:17:49.519 you're right, but you could also eat on the fucking 346 00:17:49.519 --> 00:17:50.119 front porch. 347 00:17:51.720 --> 00:17:54.359 I still get like PTSD that if I'm sitting at 348 00:17:54.400 --> 00:17:56.759 a table and I throw my elbows on it, my 349 00:17:56.839 --> 00:18:00.559 aunt's gonna come around and swap my Yeah. So it's 350 00:18:00.559 --> 00:18:02.119 just like I'll be sitting there and I'll be like 351 00:18:02.119 --> 00:18:04.759 like just see this like motion of like taking them off, 352 00:18:04.759 --> 00:18:06.599 but like kind of give a quick look like, hey, 353 00:18:06.680 --> 00:18:09.279 nobody here, fucking missus Trenchible's not coming after me. 354 00:18:12.319 --> 00:18:17.920 That is such a good fucking name for her. 355 00:18:20.559 --> 00:18:23.480 But yeah, like but even you know, even learning eating 356 00:18:23.519 --> 00:18:25.480 manners a lot with her because that, like a lot 357 00:18:25.519 --> 00:18:29.160 of eating manners came from her. But still, yeah, it 358 00:18:29.279 --> 00:18:32.160 just sets me off because my stepdad he's a terrible smacker. 359 00:18:32.559 --> 00:18:34.480 And there's been times where like I've had to get 360 00:18:34.559 --> 00:18:36.640 up and walk away from the table as an adult 361 00:18:36.640 --> 00:18:38.880 because I'm like, I can't if you're not, like if 362 00:18:38.880 --> 00:18:42.680 we're at home eating and it's just like especially something 363 00:18:42.720 --> 00:18:45.920 like steak or something like that, just smack, and I'm like, eventually, 364 00:18:45.960 --> 00:18:47.599 I just set my stuff down. I gonna walk away 365 00:18:47.599 --> 00:18:50.480 for a second because I'm gonna snap. Like on this episode, 366 00:18:50.480 --> 00:18:54.319 a snapped Jordan killed eight people because somebody couldn't shut 367 00:18:54.359 --> 00:18:55.400 their fucking mouthful. 368 00:18:55.440 --> 00:18:59.799 They ate it was a bad day for Jordan being 369 00:18:59.839 --> 00:19:01.039 go crall that day. 370 00:19:01.720 --> 00:19:04.839 Oh dude, our golden crowd's out of business coming. 371 00:19:04.880 --> 00:19:06.839 They were like, shut her down. 372 00:19:07.319 --> 00:19:10.400 I saw the sign. I saw the sign isn't there anymore. 373 00:19:10.440 --> 00:19:12.759 I was driving home from the gym yesterday and I 374 00:19:12.839 --> 00:19:15.079 noticed the sign wasn't there anymore. And I was like, Oh, 375 00:19:15.119 --> 00:19:16.200 that's kind of sad about it. 376 00:19:16.799 --> 00:19:19.200 But you know what's fun is it's been closed for 377 00:19:19.240 --> 00:19:23.720 a long time. Oh yeah, I love the spirit of Kingman. 378 00:19:23.839 --> 00:19:26.039 People like the people have been here for a long 379 00:19:26.119 --> 00:19:29.519 time that think like you're like, oh, Golden Crowd closed, 380 00:19:29.559 --> 00:19:33.920 and then it's just the fucking dirt lot of bullshit 381 00:19:34.000 --> 00:19:36.039 of what's going to go in there. They say some 382 00:19:36.079 --> 00:19:38.200 of the dumbest shit, Like one of the first ways 383 00:19:38.319 --> 00:19:41.240 we were talking about it closing and this lady's like, yeah, 384 00:19:41.240 --> 00:19:43.839 but I'm excited because Texas Roadhouse is coming in. I 385 00:19:43.960 --> 00:19:47.000 just I couldn't even control myself. I laughed so hard 386 00:19:47.359 --> 00:19:49.759 and she's like, what No, And I'm like, Texas Roadhouse 387 00:19:49.759 --> 00:19:50.480 ain't coming here? 388 00:19:50.519 --> 00:19:52.039 Like number one, we'd Halloween. 389 00:19:52.160 --> 00:19:54.839 We don't have a demographic. And not only that, even 390 00:19:54.880 --> 00:19:57.279 if they were, they would take that land and they 391 00:19:57.279 --> 00:20:00.759 would demo the building because Texas Roadhouse has specific floor 392 00:20:00.799 --> 00:20:04.680 plans that they follow and they would completely demo that thing. 393 00:20:04.960 --> 00:20:06.480 I think it would actually be one of the best 394 00:20:06.519 --> 00:20:08.799 demographics for the steakhouse, but I don't know if there 395 00:20:08.799 --> 00:20:10.960 would be enough populous for the. 396 00:20:10.920 --> 00:20:14.359 Steakhouse that'd be popping time, because the only thing that 397 00:20:14.440 --> 00:20:16.759 runs this town is Chili's. I was just about to 398 00:20:16.799 --> 00:20:19.240 say there's no competition for Chili's in King. 399 00:20:19.200 --> 00:20:21.839 Though, Well the chop House is. The chop House would 400 00:20:21.839 --> 00:20:26.359 be matter competition. But it's so expensive, Yes, it's so expensive. 401 00:20:26.599 --> 00:20:27.720