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Speaker 1: I uh yeah, just realize this really technically could be
Speaker 1: a Headline of the Week contender, although you've seem to
Speaker 1: have become more stringent on the parameters.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it's just yesterday's headline was a little bit uh.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't hit it out of the park every time.
Speaker 2: I just you know, I understand it's all right, it's
Speaker 2: you know, just like the Red Sox.
Speaker 1: But so am I writing headline of the week or not? Well, no,
Speaker 1: I'll just tell you the story and then I'll circle
Speaker 1: back to what the actual headline is and you let
Speaker 1: me know.
Speaker 2: Because I have a new system for headline of the
Speaker 2: week that I can figure out how to write it
Speaker 2: without writing it.
Speaker 1: This is a story about a student, a PhD student
Speaker 1: at the University of Alberta in Canada. His name is
Speaker 1: James White. He is getting ready to present his thesis
Speaker 1: in the fall, in which he will be defending the
Speaker 1: writings he has called ring a Flesh, the late medieval
Speaker 1: devotion to the Holy fores skin. Whoa, whoa what that's
Speaker 1: his thesis. He's going to be a He's dove in
Speaker 1: and studied Jesus's foreskin.
Speaker 2: Okay, now you had to bring Jesus into it, not
Speaker 2: you the am Well. Thus here's the headline. How Jesus's
Speaker 2: foreskin became one of Christianity's most coveted relics, and then disappeared.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe this is just me.
Speaker 2: I'm not putting that as a headline of the week
Speaker 2: because I don't want the Lord to shine down on
Speaker 2: us with a lightning bolt. Well here's the Do you
Speaker 2: want the background on the story? I do in a
Speaker 2: second after I hear that headline one more time.
Speaker 1: What how Jesus's foreskin became one of Christianity's most coveted
Speaker 1: relics and then disappeared? So I'm like, what are they
Speaker 1: talking about. There's several different churches around the world that
Speaker 1: at one time claimed to have a relic in their
Speaker 1: possession that was part of Jesus's foreskin from when he
Speaker 1: was supposedly, you know, clipped as a good young Jewish boy.
Speaker 1: No punt this. Wow. So the HD student found this
Speaker 1: fascinating as to you know.
Speaker 2: And nobody's gonna question him on it because they feel
Speaker 2: like they're rolling the Holy Dice, you know what I'm
Speaker 2: getting at. I mean, the Pope got out of the hospital.
Speaker 2: It's it's like that, that's a miracle. This you don't
Speaker 2: mess with. If somebody's doing their thesis, you know, on
Speaker 2: something involving God, it's much less Jesus's foreskin. Yeah it's
Speaker 2: church and state.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: You don't challenge it as a professor. I'm just saying
Speaker 2: you got a passing grade. You're a doctor. Help pull
Speaker 2: out a circum decision, doctor, because.
Speaker 1: In some weird ways, I kind of wish the circumcision
Speaker 1: guy and Brevard was listening right now. I'm sure you
Speaker 1: would have a very loud opinion on all of this.
Speaker 1: Okay for those that don't know, because this.
Speaker 2: States back twenty five years, this is so behind the
Speaker 2: scene and continues to this day, and yes.
Speaker 1: Very old.
Speaker 2: But there's a dude in uh. And I know people
Speaker 2: feel strong about certain matters.
Speaker 1: We all do. I feel strong about which PI tongue
Speaker 1: in order? No, but they people feel strong about their
Speaker 1: certain matters.
Speaker 2: But this guy and his circumcision, it's like you even
Speaker 2: say wiener, and he goes, don't cut the top off.
Speaker 2: It's all in on leaving the skin. Yeah, exactly, which
Speaker 2: you know, again, whatever your view on that, his fine mind.
Speaker 1: Keeping the hood is understood. Cutting off the top, let
Speaker 1: it drop, whatever. But this guy, I swear if you
Speaker 1: brought this.
Speaker 2: Lose his mind in a bar and you were across
Speaker 2: the bar and.
Speaker 1: The bars, he would hear it his foreskin radar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and rage, Like there's people with the road rage,
Speaker 2: this guy has foreskin.
Speaker 1: Rage, and what will happen here? This is how this
Speaker 1: will play out, and we'll have to probably come back
Speaker 1: to it later in the show. No, we're not gonna
Speaker 1: He'll be up what did the bullets? Where I'm headed
Speaker 1: with this? Invariably, there's probably a handful of folks who
Speaker 1: know the guy we're talking about and are gonna tell
Speaker 1: him today or may have already alerted him via you know,
Speaker 1: text or whatever. They're talking about you again, and then
Speaker 1: he'll hit us later during the show.
Speaker 2: I love the guy further. No, it's fine. Nothing again,
Speaker 2: I don't think he understands it. We're fine with his views.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's we're not We're not performing circumcisions. That's not
Speaker 1: what we do. No, no, No.
Speaker 2: I love the guy because I'm over in Coco Beat's
Speaker 2: doing stuff all the time, and I'm like, I don't
Speaker 2: really wanna you know what, he'll choke me out with
Speaker 2: the foreskin. He's just gonna you know how that you
Speaker 2: see in the movies where they do the bag over
Speaker 2: the head pack, right, Yes, the plastic bag be bigger
Speaker 2: rubber over this. No, it's gonna be a big foreskin.
Speaker 2: Just see, he's got all these ones connected. These were
Speaker 2: a waste of.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's that he's got a botched you know that
Speaker 1: that show Botch. Yeah, maybe he has a botch knob
Speaker 1: it jagged wiener.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's like Atlanta's Morsett jagged a little pill,
Speaker 2: but jagged a little wiener.
Speaker 1: And you know it was in high school. It was weird.
Speaker 1: Do I have time for these other stories or yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I just want sorry, we had a force getting round.
Speaker 1: I knew that. I knew it was gonna happen. And
Speaker 1: it's fine if you're newer to the show, now you're
Speaker 1: fully versed on that whole situation and ongoing saga.
Speaker 2: Is his name is Rumpull Forskin. That's pretty good, right,
Speaker 2: We have told you over the years that night it's five.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. Yeah, no, that's solid good. You got
Speaker 1: the synapsis firing. We've told you our opinion is. And
Speaker 1: it usually bears out. If you see a news headline
Speaker 1: that ends in a question mark the question, the answer
Speaker 1: is most of the time, no, yeah, it's it's clickbait.
Speaker 1: Another example, right, here did the National Weather Service capture
Speaker 1: a photo of Bigfoot during a Pennsylvania storm survey. The
Speaker 1: National Weather Service goes in after severe weather to see
Speaker 1: if you know, there is an f anything tornado or
Speaker 1: they document it with video and pictures. There is a
Speaker 1: snapshot still from Mesmore, Pennsylvania, of what appears to be
Speaker 1: a giant, furry creature on a hillside. I'm sharing this
Speaker 1: with you on our Facebook page, and if you do
Speaker 1: take the bait and go into it, you will find
Speaker 1: out that the answer is no, no, what it is.
Speaker 1: It's one of these metal sculptures that a lot of
Speaker 1: people have out in their yards and this is usually Italian,
Speaker 1: meant to have some fun with people who are into
Speaker 1: the whole Bigfoot thing, and it kind of resembles a big,
Speaker 1: you know, ape type creature, but from the distance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look, I saw some jeep around town and you
Speaker 2: might be listening, I don't know, But on the you know,
Speaker 2: the jeep cover on the back of the back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen that and cruising around too with the
Speaker 1: big Foot. Dude.
Speaker 2: No, it says it says Bigfoot doesn't believe in you either. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a good one. Look at this one. I saw
Speaker 2: yesterday and the wheel cover, the tire cover. The tire
Speaker 2: cover on the back is a big foot does believe
Speaker 2: in you either?
Speaker 1: Pretty good?
Speaker 2: Look at this one that I took a picture of yesterday,
Speaker 2: and uh, I gotta say, I don't know if I
Speaker 2: could drive you around town with this. It's an I
Speaker 2: love MILF's uh license or bumper sticker. I guarantee you
Speaker 2: you troll long enough, you're gonna grab one stop light.
Speaker 2: Look over the look yeah, and then all of a
Speaker 2: sudden you're at the Ramada in with her. She's gonna
Speaker 2: remove your pants, it said Vermona in leading the light
Speaker 2: on afternoon to light.
Speaker 1: Nah, you're there. She's gonna be undressing you slowly and go,
Speaker 1: my god, look at that jacket. A little foreskin all
Speaker 1: comes full sir, speaking of foreskins. Uh, I don't have
Speaker 1: time really to get in to this because we're running out.
Speaker 1: There's more on our Facebook page about a Phoenix elementary
Speaker 1: school teacher who's now facing four felony counts of indecent
Speaker 1: exposure for peeing into a can at his desk. Do
Speaker 1: you give yourself the restroom past, dude, it's a new teacher.
Speaker 1: He claims that he did not know or was told,
Speaker 1: the procedure for getting someone to come in and relieve
Speaker 1: him while he needs to relieve himself.
Speaker 2: So did he circumcise hisself with the can that I
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