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<v Speaker 1>One on one with Linchintaco. This is Orlando's rock station,

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<v Speaker 1>one O one one w j R. Are in about

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<v Speaker 1>twenty minutes we will kick off another Tuesday ticket takeover

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<v Speaker 1>at the Jar Instagram at one O one one w JR.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, your chance to win Volbeat tickets all day long.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know what's funny about that show. I told

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<v Speaker 2>yesterday's winter it's not only Volbeat, also Hailstorm.

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<v Speaker 1>Playing with them. Yeah, so that'd be a hell of

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<v Speaker 2>If you're not following us yet, I understand a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of people are like you see them at a different

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<v Speaker 2>you know, events we do and I don't do social media.

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<v Speaker 1>Totally get it.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you do Instagram you can win prizes at

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<v Speaker 2>one oh one one w j r R. You know, uh, hell,

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<v Speaker 2>I gave in and I can win prize.

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<v Speaker 1>I uh yeah, just realize this really technically could be

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<v Speaker 1>a Headline of the Week contender, although you've seem to

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<v Speaker 1>have become more stringent on the parameters.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, it's just yesterday's headline was a little bit uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't hit it out of the park every time.

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<v Speaker 2>I just you know, I understand it's all right, it's

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<v Speaker 2>you know, just like the Red Sox.

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<v Speaker 1>But so am I writing headline of the week or not? Well, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just tell you the story and then I'll circle

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<v Speaker 1>back to what the actual headline is and you let

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<v Speaker 1>me know.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I have a new system for headline of the

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<v Speaker 2>week that I can figure out how to write it

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<v Speaker 2>without writing it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a story about a student, a PhD student

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<v Speaker 1>at the University of Alberta in Canada. His name is

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<v Speaker 1>James White. He is getting ready to present his thesis

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<v Speaker 1>in the fall, in which he will be defending the

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<v Speaker 1>writings he has called ring a Flesh, the late medieval

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<v Speaker 1>devotion to the Holy fores skin. Whoa, whoa what that's

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<v Speaker 1>his thesis. He's going to be a He's dove in

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<v Speaker 1>and studied Jesus's foreskin.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, now you had to bring Jesus into it, not

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<v Speaker 2>you the am Well. Thus here's the headline. How Jesus's

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<v Speaker 2>foreskin became one of Christianity's most coveted relics, and then disappeared.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, maybe this is just me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not putting that as a headline of the week

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<v Speaker 2>because I don't want the Lord to shine down on

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<v Speaker 2>us with a lightning bolt. Well here's the Do you

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<v Speaker 2>want the background on the story? I do in a

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<v Speaker 2>second after I hear that headline one more time.

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<v Speaker 1>What how Jesus's foreskin became one of Christianity's most coveted

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<v Speaker 1>relics and then disappeared? So I'm like, what are they

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<v Speaker 1>talking about. There's several different churches around the world that

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<v Speaker 1>at one time claimed to have a relic in their

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<v Speaker 1>possession that was part of Jesus's foreskin from when he

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<v Speaker 1>was supposedly, you know, clipped as a good young Jewish boy.

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<v Speaker 1>No punt this. Wow. So the HD student found this

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<v Speaker 1>fascinating as to you know.

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<v Speaker 2>And nobody's gonna question him on it because they feel

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<v Speaker 2>like they're rolling the Holy Dice, you know what I'm

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<v Speaker 2>getting at. I mean, the Pope got out of the hospital.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's like that, that's a miracle. This you don't

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<v Speaker 2>mess with. If somebody's doing their thesis, you know, on

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<v Speaker 2>something involving God, it's much less Jesus's foreskin. Yeah it's

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<v Speaker 2>church and state.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't challenge it as a professor. I'm just saying

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<v Speaker 2>you got a passing grade. You're a doctor. Help pull

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<v Speaker 2>out a circum decision, doctor, because.

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<v Speaker 1>In some weird ways, I kind of wish the circumcision

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<v Speaker 1>guy and Brevard was listening right now. I'm sure you

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<v Speaker 1>would have a very loud opinion on all of this.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay for those that don't know, because this.

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<v Speaker 2>States back twenty five years, this is so behind the

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<v Speaker 2>scene and continues to this day, and yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Very old.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's a dude in uh. And I know people

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<v Speaker 2>feel strong about certain matters.

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<v Speaker 1>We all do. I feel strong about which PI tongue

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<v Speaker 1>in order? No, but they people feel strong about their

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<v Speaker 1>certain matters.

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<v Speaker 2>But this guy and his circumcision, it's like you even

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<v Speaker 2>say wiener, and he goes, don't cut the top off.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all in on leaving the skin. Yeah, exactly, which

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<v Speaker 2>you know, again, whatever your view on that, his fine mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Keeping the hood is understood. Cutting off the top, let

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<v Speaker 1>it drop, whatever. But this guy, I swear if you

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<v Speaker 1>brought this.

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<v Speaker 2>Lose his mind in a bar and you were across

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<v Speaker 2>the bar and.

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<v Speaker 1>The bars, he would hear it his foreskin radar.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and rage, Like there's people with the road rage,

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<v Speaker 2>this guy has foreskin.

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<v Speaker 1>Rage, and what will happen here? This is how this

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<v Speaker 1>will play out, and we'll have to probably come back

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<v Speaker 1>to it later in the show. No, we're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>He'll be up what did the bullets? Where I'm headed

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<v Speaker 1>with this? Invariably, there's probably a handful of folks who

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<v Speaker 1>know the guy we're talking about and are gonna tell

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<v Speaker 1>him today or may have already alerted him via you know,

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<v Speaker 1>text or whatever. They're talking about you again, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he'll hit us later during the show.

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<v Speaker 2>I love the guy further. No, it's fine. Nothing again,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think he understands it. We're fine with his views.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's we're not We're not performing circumcisions. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>what we do. No, no, No.

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<v Speaker 2>I love the guy because I'm over in Coco Beat's

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<v Speaker 2>doing stuff all the time, and I'm like, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>really wanna you know what, he'll choke me out with

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<v Speaker 2>the foreskin. He's just gonna you know how that you

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<v Speaker 2>see in the movies where they do the bag over

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<v Speaker 2>the head pack, right, Yes, the plastic bag be bigger

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<v Speaker 2>rubber over this. No, it's gonna be a big foreskin.

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<v Speaker 2>Just see, he's got all these ones connected. These were

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<v Speaker 2>a waste of.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's that he's got a botched you know that

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<v Speaker 1>that show Botch. Yeah, maybe he has a botch knob

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<v Speaker 1>it jagged wiener.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's it's like Atlanta's Morsett jagged a little pill,

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<v Speaker 2>but jagged a little wiener.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know it was in high school. It was weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Do I have time for these other stories or yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I just want sorry, we had a force getting round.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew that. I knew it was gonna happen. And

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<v Speaker 1>it's fine if you're newer to the show, now you're

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<v Speaker 1>fully versed on that whole situation and ongoing saga.

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<v Speaker 2>Is his name is Rumpull Forskin. That's pretty good, right,

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<v Speaker 2>We have told you over the years that night it's five.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty good. Yeah, no, that's solid good. You got

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<v Speaker 1>the synapsis firing. We've told you our opinion is. And

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<v Speaker 1>it usually bears out. If you see a news headline

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<v Speaker 1>that ends in a question mark the question, the answer

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<v Speaker 1>is most of the time, no, yeah, it's it's clickbait.

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<v Speaker 1>Another example, right, here did the National Weather Service capture

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<v Speaker 1>a photo of Bigfoot during a Pennsylvania storm survey. The

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<v Speaker 1>National Weather Service goes in after severe weather to see

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<v Speaker 1>if you know, there is an f anything tornado or

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<v Speaker 1>they document it with video and pictures. There is a

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<v Speaker 1>snapshot still from Mesmore, Pennsylvania, of what appears to be

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<v Speaker 1>a giant, furry creature on a hillside. I'm sharing this

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<v Speaker 1>with you on our Facebook page, and if you do

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<v Speaker 1>take the bait and go into it, you will find

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<v Speaker 1>out that the answer is no, no, what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one of these metal sculptures that a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people have out in their yards and this is usually Italian,

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<v Speaker 1>meant to have some fun with people who are into

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<v Speaker 1>the whole Bigfoot thing, and it kind of resembles a big,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, ape type creature, but from the distance.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, look, I saw some jeep around town and you

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<v Speaker 2>might be listening, I don't know, But on the you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the jeep cover on the back of the back.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've seen that and cruising around too with the

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<v Speaker 1>big Foot. Dude.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it says it says Bigfoot doesn't believe in you either. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a good one. Look at this one. I saw

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<v Speaker 2>yesterday and the wheel cover, the tire cover. The tire

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<v Speaker 2>cover on the back is a big foot does believe

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<v Speaker 2>in you either?

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty good?

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<v Speaker 2>Look at this one that I took a picture of yesterday,

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<v Speaker 2>and uh, I gotta say, I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 2>could drive you around town with this. It's an I

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<v Speaker 2>love MILF's uh license or bumper sticker. I guarantee you

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<v Speaker 2>you troll long enough, you're gonna grab one stop light.

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<v Speaker 2>Look over the look yeah, and then all of a

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<v Speaker 2>sudden you're at the Ramada in with her. She's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>remove your pants, it said Vermona in leading the light

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<v Speaker 2>on afternoon to light.

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<v Speaker 1>Nah, you're there. She's gonna be undressing you slowly and go,

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<v Speaker 1>my god, look at that jacket. A little foreskin all

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<v Speaker 1>comes full sir, speaking of foreskins. Uh, I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>time really to get in to this because we're running out.

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<v Speaker 1>There's more on our Facebook page about a Phoenix elementary

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<v Speaker 1>school teacher who's now facing four felony counts of indecent

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<v Speaker 1>exposure for peeing into a can at his desk. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you give yourself the restroom past, dude, it's a new teacher.

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<v Speaker 1>He claims that he did not know or was told,

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<v Speaker 1>the procedure for getting someone to come in and relieve

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<v Speaker 1>him while he needs to relieve himself.

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<v Speaker 2>So did he circumcise hisself with the can that I

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