Speaker 1: One one Taco. Now, speaking of shows, we've got the
Speaker 1: Halloween he Roast tonight, Wage War and a host of
Speaker 1: other bands were performing at Audition Financial Arena. How do
Speaker 1: you see Fuh, we've got a pair of tickets that
Speaker 1: you could win this morning. Somebody who votes and you
Speaker 1: say it, we play it about another fifteen minutes or
Speaker 1: so to take care of that.
Speaker 2: At the j r R Facebook page, there are a
Speaker 2: lot of bands, not only Wage War, Pop, Evil, Famous,
Speaker 2: Fame on Fire Thrown. It's gonna be a really good show. So, uh,
Speaker 2: you want to go get your vote in JR Facebook page.
Speaker 1: Featured band this morning is Guns n' Roses. So there's
Speaker 1: three choices. They're the one with the most folks will
Speaker 1: play at nine, then randomly pick one of you to
Speaker 1: get the tickets for tonight's show.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you for mentioning that, because I clicked on
Speaker 2: something to tell you what all the or who all
Speaker 2: the bands were, and I couldn't get out of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah three, I'm here for you, man. Teamwork is what
Speaker 1: it may what is it makes its dream work. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no I in team, but there's sure a hell
Speaker 1: of me in there.
Speaker 2: That's not really saying I made that up back in
Speaker 2: the night in the eighties when I was waiting table
Speaker 2: or nineties.
Speaker 1: Oh he made it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no no, no that, there's no I in
Speaker 2: team and I go.
Speaker 1: But there's a mellion there that my.
Speaker 2: Boss at the restaurant Stobs Bowyard did not appreciate it.
Speaker 1: This NonStop mirage of political ads will be over soon,
Speaker 1: thank god. What is it Tuesday? Right? I think all
Speaker 1: of us have had enough of this and fatigue. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just.
Speaker 2: Look, they had an expert on the news yesterday doing
Speaker 2: counseling for voter fatigue.
Speaker 1: It's just so we do hope you exercise your rights
Speaker 1: if you're legally registered to vote to please do so.
Speaker 2: Vote for who you think is correct to run or
Speaker 2: who should be a running the country.
Speaker 1: We're not going to sway that we would never do that.
Speaker 1: I didn't say it. I'm just saying, you know, we
Speaker 1: just anyway. Yeah, speaking of elections, here's one that really
Speaker 1: matters and was educational at the same time. We go
Speaker 1: to uh Salt River Elementary School. It's an elementary school
Speaker 1: out somewhere in Arizona. They were trying to teach the
Speaker 1: students about how elections work. Good, So they their candidates
Speaker 1: consisted of pizza or chicken nuggets for lunch kids. Pizza
Speaker 1: one pizza versus chicken nuggets. Pizza one. I guarantee it. Wait,
Speaker 1: lactose intolerant kids. Now, in the Weeni world we live in,
Speaker 1: it might have been nugs. That's okay, elementary age. Do
Speaker 1: you have the results?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I do, I do. I'm saying pizza. You're right, pizza
Speaker 2: won in the end.
Speaker 1: It was clearly cut that they had won into eight slices. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess it was close. Though there were no reports
Speaker 1: of any voting irregularities or no hanging chad, no, no
Speaker 1: international interference or anything of that nature.
Speaker 2: I know that you went to private school, to Catholic school. Sorry,
Speaker 2: and and your pizza was probably better. But overall, did
Speaker 2: you ever have a slice of lunch room pizza pizza
Speaker 2: from back in the.
Speaker 1: Eighties, No, it was our pizza was a deep dish
Speaker 1: pizza that was brought in from some place that I
Speaker 1: don't know, some local pizzai and it was pretty cows
Speaker 1: pizza Roni. It was. It's pretty good. Yeah, see ours
Speaker 1: lunchroom pizza. I think that we need now they probably
Speaker 1: sell it. Would you prefer lunchroom pizza or any variety
Speaker 1: of frozen grocery store pizza? Which which would have been better?
Speaker 2: Variety of frozen grocery store Really, it's that bad. It's
Speaker 2: not that it's that bad. It's just really it was
Speaker 2: back in the day. Don't know what it's like now.
Speaker 2: It just wasn't that good. And put it this way,
Speaker 2: people used to You'd see several kids that would dunk
Speaker 2: get in ketchup, so that kind of tells you to.
Speaker 1: Get a little more tomato sauce going. I'm guessing, but
Speaker 1: I mean it was. It was good because it was
Speaker 1: pizza day.
Speaker 2: It's like that till my dad got us out of
Speaker 2: bed and he goes, today is Wednesday.
Speaker 1: You know what that means? Pizza today.
Speaker 2: He used to sing that to us. I'm serious, my dad.
Speaker 2: I know you'd never picture that, but it got us
Speaker 2: out of bed. But lunch room pizza is this square
Speaker 2: right here, rectangular shape. Lunch room pizza was square square
Speaker 2: pieces or should I say cubes of pepperoni was blanking awesome.
Speaker 2: You must have been to a better school than me.
Speaker 2: Man ours is good.
Speaker 1: It was a pan pizza of some sort and that
Speaker 1: was really before you know pan pizza was. That was
Speaker 1: back when the only the only pan pizza you really.
Speaker 2: Heard of was from Pizza Okay, Congo, I said, Chicago.
Speaker 1: Oh oh no, not Congo. I'm talking about on a
Speaker 1: mass you know level. That That was my first recollection
Speaker 1: of hearing something called pan pizza.
Speaker 2: If you're eating pizza in Congo, you order like zebra.
Speaker 2: I'll have a large pizza with zebra.
Speaker 1: Please. Pizza beat out chicken nuggets. At least it's Salt
Speaker 1: River Elementary School.
Speaker 2: I do want to know it. Two two five, two six.
Speaker 2: If I'm off base on this because I know pizza,
Speaker 2: hear me out. I know pizza day in school was awesome.
Speaker 2: It's just because it was pizza day. The pizza really
Speaker 2: wasn't that good? Two two five two six. Did you
Speaker 2: think it was good or not? And I'm talking about
Speaker 2: regular school, not not private. I'll let you know the
Speaker 2: follow up in a second.
Speaker 1: Pat Pizza around him. He just got us into My
Speaker 1: high school had a milkshake machine self serve. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's pretty bad ass. Yeah. Oh you know what, my
Speaker 1: you know what my high school consisted of.
Speaker 2: It was great. It was amazing. My daughter goes there.
Speaker 2: Now it's my alma water.
Speaker 1: We had a smoking lounge, so I would.
Speaker 3: Save my lunch money buy a pack of marble lights.
Speaker 3: On the way to school with my buddy Eric, who
Speaker 3: picked me up, I'd have a soda and a pack
Speaker 3: of smokes, and then i'd maybe get some food after
Speaker 3: I bum money.
Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead, I'll tell you the Talli's on all this.
Speaker 2: As long as we're on the food subject, I'll throw
Speaker 2: this in here. I had this that I wanted to
Speaker 2: bring up this morning. Yeah, a poll on being patient
Speaker 2: was conducted. They were asking about several different scenarios about
Speaker 2: how long you're willing to wait for this or for
Speaker 2: that or whatever. How would you do in it?
Speaker 1: You know how I am period.
Speaker 2: Impatient, pat But you've worked on that late I have,
Speaker 2: I have, and I'm giving you props.
Speaker 1: Propsde you've done well. Waiting on a server to take
Speaker 1: your order in a restaurant twenty minutes and I'm out.
Speaker 1: You were going to give them twenty Once you're seated,
Speaker 1: you'll give them twenty minutes to even show up at
Speaker 1: the table and acknowledge you. That's thirteen minutes is what
Speaker 1: the national average is. I don't even think i'd give
Speaker 1: them thirteen Well, how long would you give them? I
Speaker 1: want to be acknowledged within the first five six minutes
Speaker 1: of being seated. Hey, even if it's just be right
Speaker 1: with you, be right with you, that's all I need.
Speaker 1: Going to grab your waters, be right. I want to
Speaker 1: know that you have seen me.
Speaker 2: But I want you to know the other side when
Speaker 2: you were in the weeds. Because you can't hire servers,
Speaker 2: not my problem. But when you're in the weeds, not
Speaker 2: my problem. And you have fourteen table.
Speaker 1: I'm the paying customer. You can go pay elsewhere, buddy.
Speaker 1: How about waiting for your food to arrive once you've
Speaker 1: ordered it? Eardie twenty five thirty minutes? Seventeen minutes nationally
Speaker 1: is what comes back? Now? Of course, if it's it
Speaker 1: depends on the type of restaurant. I mean, come on,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah. How about waiting in line at a
Speaker 1: grocery store waiting line? How co many people are you
Speaker 1: willing to stand behind in a line before you move
Speaker 1: to another one, or as you're surveying the options at
Speaker 1: the check out? Oh, before I moved to another one
Speaker 1: about five eight minutes? Okay, we're not talking about a
Speaker 1: number of people in line here, So okay, if there's
Speaker 1: more than three people ahead of us, most of us
Speaker 1: will switch to another line. Yeah, but at Walmart nowadays,
Speaker 1: that's the only I always picked the wrong line, By
Speaker 1: the way, even if there's I could it doesn't matter
Speaker 1: what store it is. This just I don't know if
Speaker 1: I'm the only one that this happens too. I'll go
Speaker 1: up and I immediately try to see if there's an
Speaker 1: issue at the person who's checking out, and if there is,
Speaker 1: I switch to another line. Inevitably, there's then an issue
Speaker 1: in the line I just switched to, of course.
Speaker 2: And then and then the person that was right in
Speaker 2: front of you at the other line you left is
Speaker 2: walking out of the door and halfway out before you're even.
Speaker 1: Waiting behind someone to stop sign or a light that
Speaker 1: has just changed before you lay on.
Speaker 2: It, before you tap the horn, I give him a
Speaker 2: little courtesy tap at a out that I'm not that patient.
Speaker 1: About three seconds ten seconds is what the national average
Speaker 1: is willing to cut most people. Yeah, because most towns
Speaker 1: you'll get shot. All right, what's the instant pizza survey
Speaker 1: saying at the all right, there's no eye in team.
Speaker 1: But there's bound to be some cush. That's when the cushgames.
Speaker 2: Kyle Hard at work is always okay, Hyatt work, more
Speaker 2: like it. Here we stopped.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: School lunch room pizza was awesome. Love school pizza. School
Speaker 2: lunch pizza in Lakeland was awesome. We used to get
Speaker 2: it on Fridays. Yeah, Fridays was my other school. Uh
Speaker 2: back that up. I went to Windermere Elementary. Oh well
Speaker 2: it's Windomere pizza was amazing. Public school. We had domino. Okay,
Speaker 2: see that it didn't count. Nope, not good and crust
Speaker 2: was cardboard. Cardboard. School pizza was the only thing that
Speaker 2: made my week better and it really did suck. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it made your date your week better because it was
Speaker 2: pizza day, but it really wasn't that good. I missed
Speaker 2: school pizza, good memories. We should all go do a
Speaker 2: field trip. I don't know if they'll let some of
Speaker 2: us in with ankle monitors, but we should all do
Speaker 2: a school field trip.
Speaker 1: To go to a school. You're going to cause a
Speaker 1: lockdown condition red if you send a bunch of strangers
Speaker 1: onto a school campus days time.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, if we if we call the principal ahead
Speaker 2: and say, hey, it's Lyncha. Johnny's house goes every Friday
Speaker 2: to a football thing.
Speaker 1: Dude, there's a difference between sending out excel the feel
Speaker 1: good top forty station and the dirt bags over here
Speaker 1: at JRR. I'm just being honest here. You come on, Okay,
Speaker 1: Lake Brantley sucked. Rectangle Pizza in the school was awesome. Uh,
Speaker 1: but they ad Domino's milkshake machine talk about getting raised soft.
Speaker 2: It was crap. The dough was like cardboards. Square pizza
Speaker 2: was the best.
Speaker 1: And milkshake machine was sweet.
Speaker 2: Dude, because everybody's jealous.
Speaker 1: I am Wow, dude, they it's seventy five liked it.
Speaker 1: Tell anybody who's filling up a thermos with it.
Speaker 2: This person said, I use the ketchup method. You used
Speaker 2: a thermos at the milkshake machine so you.
Speaker 1: Can enjoy it in two periods after lunch. So you're
Speaker 1: the guy that ruins the milkshake machine. And one final
Speaker 1: thought here before we finish up idiotology for this morning
Speaker 1: in the week he got a love honesty. A convicted
Speaker 1: bank robber. Serial bank robber named Terry Meach didn't plead
Speaker 1: for leniency before the judge and is sentencing recently in Miami.
Speaker 1: He wrote to the judge, I like to be in prison,
Speaker 1: and please could you consider giving me the max or
Speaker 1: the most time so that I can get back to
Speaker 1: my normal life in a controlled environment. This guy's basically
Speaker 1: like look, He's like, look, if you let me out,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna do this again. You might as well
Speaker 1: just throw the book at me.
Speaker 2: This is Lake Shawshank Redemption. It's the old guy that
Speaker 2: had the pet crow. I forget his name. I know
Speaker 2: everybody will text it, but yeah, he was He didn't
Speaker 2: know how to do it. He went in back groceries.
Speaker 2: He was bored.
Speaker 1: The judge of bliged and gave him twenty years. This
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