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Speaker 1: It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack and Carnaco
Speaker 1: and JP Sorrow. We've got an excited Christmas program lined
Speaker 1: up for these folks. We've been for a little boys
Speaker 1: this year. I need every name. It's an artificial tree.
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Speaker 1: on Rapping twenty twenty five continues. It's the TF Christmas Show.
Speaker 1: Here we go. This is from Test. This is from Test. Okay,
Speaker 1: Andrew Martin, I was gonna say yeah, I thought he
Speaker 1: oh that one. I see this is a test. This
Speaker 1: is a test. Oh brother still got my Kevin Nash
Speaker 1: Wrestling buddy with comments from his Sean Oliver shoot interviews
Speaker 1: embedded in the voice box. Oh boy, what did he do?
Speaker 1: Looks like toys and he is Mabel. Well that wouldn't
Speaker 1: surprise me. He's a toy merchant. Check out Mabel Toys.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Mabel toysy have number one on social media.
Speaker 1: Maybe not they're wrapped into I don't know what's see
Speaker 1: what happens? Gift number one, Gift number one, Gift number
Speaker 1: one entitled open box and move first, then read this.
Speaker 1: This guy moves has grows like crack. Dude.
Speaker 2: I can't fucking it's undrivable. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: H m hm what we got here? Oh wow? What
Speaker 1: is this? Actually don't know what this is? Oh Jesus
Speaker 1: fucking Christ. It's in a garbage in a it's in
Speaker 1: the plastic bag. Yeah, shopping bags. No, it's not okay, okay,
Speaker 1: this is this is just I mean, it's a cereal,
Speaker 1: but it's not cereal. There's something. It's heavy, it's too
Speaker 1: heavy cereals. It's a w C W Cereal box with
Speaker 1: Brett hard on it. I don't remember w CW Cereal
Speaker 1: even do.
Speaker 2: I not at all. Honey almond corn flakes oven baked
Speaker 2: corn flakes, lightly coated with honey and almond bits. Okay,
Speaker 2: why do I want to eat this? I know with
Speaker 2: Brett Heart would you want to eat Bretdeart cereal? This
Speaker 2: is the nineteen ninety nine WW compass logo. Yeah yeah, era, when,
Speaker 2: as we talked endlessly about, they cut all these merchandising
Speaker 2: deals when they were red hot, and by the time
Speaker 2: this stuff hits the shelf, no one gives a shit
Speaker 2: about WSW anymore.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't even know what to do with this
Speaker 1: right now. I got a nitro grill, a nitro cologne.
Speaker 1: He is given not a cereal box full of toys.
Speaker 1: It's a cereal box full of full of brutus beefcakes.
Speaker 1: See a series one one one, Brutus two brother three four.
Speaker 1: I could see why he'd have excess inventory of a
Speaker 1: brutus y right five? What the fuck? Six? Seven brothers?
Speaker 1: Don't even fucking I'd keep going, ugh. Eight, There's more
Speaker 1: stuff in here, but I'm just gonna count the brute
Speaker 1: eyes nine ten talk about the complete eleven A complete run.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, brotherplete production run. I say, okay, that's
Speaker 1: all the brewed eyes, but there's other stuff in here.
Speaker 1: Talk about toys at the bottom of the cereal box. Huh,
Speaker 1: what the fucking he's always he's always got His gifts
Speaker 1: are always a fucking riot too, because they're like a
Speaker 1: fucking puzzle every time. You know.
Speaker 2: Yep, we got these whole cogin stickers, no cool or
Speaker 2: not hal Cogan wrestling stick w stickers, Yep, like vintage
Speaker 2: like this is probably nineteen nine ninety one. Then we
Speaker 2: have these are funny golden age of merch. Oh so
Speaker 2: we got doorknobs, call seen video door knobs. Do have
Speaker 2: to show disturb base on it watching Colisseum Homedy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: do not disturb watching wrestling. That would be the primetime
Speaker 2: people would disturb me. Oh I like that though, And.
Speaker 1: This is funny. This is obviously we get this here.
Speaker 1: Do not be disturbed. I'm watching wrestling.
Speaker 2: Command he is running wild on Valentine's Day and it's
Speaker 2: to Greg from.
Speaker 1: Ryan some elementary kids, fucking hotel and Valentine. You're definitely
Speaker 1: not giving that to a girl from ninety two, right exactly.
Speaker 1: The briefcake muscles. Muscles, Apparently that's gonna have something to
Speaker 1: do with it. He's gonna explain everything. It's a picture
Speaker 1: of briefcake and he's got arrows pointing to his biceps.
Speaker 1: Muscles muscles here as well, muscles muscles. That's okay, Booker
Speaker 1: T and Scott Hall. We'll got a portraits more current
Speaker 1: muscles muscles, Connor's cure bracelet. Sure, sure, we've got a
Speaker 1: sid vicious lighter. Another example of the WB merch that
Speaker 1: came after it. Don't spark it up now, rapping is
Speaker 1: going to go up in flames, as if it hasn't already.
Speaker 1: What a smorgas board of I know, no whe cares merchandise. Jake, Jake,
Speaker 1: Valentine guard here's looking at you, Valentine. Okay to Brendan
Speaker 1: from Ryan from Ryan's Out. Does he mean February fourteenth Valentine?
Speaker 1: Or does he mean Greg Valentine? Now? What is this here? Oh?
Speaker 1: Is this a flip book? Wow, that's pretty cool. We
Speaker 1: got action.
Speaker 2: It's a WWE Superstars flipbook of the Legion of Doom
Speaker 2: and they're doing the doomsday device. Oh cool on a jabron?
Speaker 2: Is it possible to put that up to the camera?
Speaker 2: Probably not right the way that I sh see the
Speaker 2: compression Yep, yep, go.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so cool. Wow. I like that a lot
Speaker 1: top rope. Yeah, top rope punkin Cody could have looked
Speaker 1: at that one before Survivor series.
Speaker 2: Seriously, And we have this thing here, one of those
Speaker 2: POGs called matt Caps and Slammers as they call them.
Speaker 1: Now, let's see what's in this muscles envelope and the
Speaker 1: bite of the bulldog. Now I have fucking eleven brutus beefcakes. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well what you get? I guess literally right, what you get?
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm curious. She was gonna this in his
Speaker 1: fucking uh some muscles again, so savio vega, and he's
Speaker 1: taped a bunch.
Speaker 2: Of muscles his arms sticking out of his head. It
Speaker 2: looks like pin head from.
Speaker 1: Hill his mouth that does this is bamb I don't
Speaker 1: know muscles the voice bubble Babman's head. This is I
Speaker 1: don't know comma muscles and Ahmed here. Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: know what the fuck but anyway, so open gift for okay,
Speaker 1: then read this, yes, so he can explain why I
Speaker 1: have eleven Bruce beet cakes on my desktop. I recently
Speaker 1: purchased a bunch of old w magazines. In one of
Speaker 1: the issues, I noticed many of the photos had wrestler's
Speaker 1: muscles circled with quote muscles written next to them. I
Speaker 1: thought this was amazing. When I went to send this
Speaker 1: magazine to you, it was gone? Or was it?
Speaker 2: I started a wonder did it exist in the first place?
Speaker 2: I wanted to exist, or at least the idea of it.
Speaker 2: So I filled this empty, this empty Bret Brett Hardy
Speaker 2: calls them read hard he os.
Speaker 1: But with part of this complete breakfast or this complete
Speaker 1: Hull Cogan.
Speaker 2: With brutus beefcake figures, some random flare and some muscles.
Speaker 2: I love you, Andrew Martin. I mean, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: I mean, what are you gonna do with ten brutus beefcakes?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll keep one. I don't think I have
Speaker 1: the old one, but this one looks good. Well it is.
Speaker 1: It is complete season. He's put them in the camera,
Speaker 1: five of them at a time. I have to say,
Speaker 1: I will say, when I thought about complete Hull Cogan,
Speaker 1: I did not expect ed Leslie occupy as much as
Speaker 1: of my mind as he is as we go, because
Speaker 1: he's got all the best colorful stories.
Speaker 2: Of course, because didn't he write his book after he
Speaker 2: and Hogan had a.
Speaker 1: Falling out indeed, Hogan lives apparently quite concerned what he
Speaker 1: might say. I'm seeing quadruple Andrew. You never failed out
Speaker 1: do yourself, pal, This was a hold on, There's more,
Speaker 1: there's more, no a journey to the center of the earth.
Speaker 1: I know exactly what you mean, what it's like. I
Speaker 1: swear I saw that once. Yeah, I could never actually
Speaker 1: find it because it's such an esoteric memory. But I
Speaker 1: can try to create it nonetheless, which is why I
Speaker 1: have the VK thunder Lager figure over here. That's right,
Speaker 1: for example, All right, here we go. This is the
Speaker 1: second one gift to here. What do we have right now?
Speaker 1: We have a thing full of popcorn thingslet's see here.
Speaker 2: Of course, I wouldn't go without adding to the lapse.
Speaker 2: Hasbro Figure series. Yes, once again enlisted the ultra talented,
Speaker 2: ultra insane person at SCW the Puff Customs to create
Speaker 2: this incredible figure. It's been well over a decade, guys,
Speaker 2: and I still get just as excited every time there's
Speaker 2: a new episode on my Patreon feed. You are always
Speaker 2: there for me. You can bet your ass it will
Speaker 2: always be there for you. With open arms and with
Speaker 2: at this point, the most open, spread out pain ridden
Speaker 2: asshole known to only the highest of power. In the
Speaker 2: words of Panama Lewis, only God knows, only only God know.
Speaker 2: Uh love forever Andrew at Mabel Toys. At Mabel Toys.
Speaker 2: Let's see what this figure is? Or if my grandmother
Speaker 2: would say, this doll?
Speaker 1: This doll? Yeah, we get dolls for Christmas? Oh god,
Speaker 1: ah fuck, all the styrofoam popcorn things are going all
Speaker 1: over the crazy. Right, let's see what we got here.
Speaker 1: All right, there's another note in here, so let's breathe
Speaker 1: the note. Oh no, I just thank you for shopping
Speaker 1: with us. Scottie Puff, Scooty Puff Customs, Scooty Puff Customs.
Speaker 1: Let's see what we have here. This looks.
Speaker 2: Wow, what do you have? I gotta tell you something.
Speaker 2: This is something I don't think I've ever thought I
Speaker 2: would ever ever see. Let's see if you can guess
Speaker 2: who this is?
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh, is that the lapsed editor in a fucking
Speaker 1: action figure form. Oh that's a terrific idea.
Speaker 2: That is absolutely hilarious. Look at what is this fucking gun?
Speaker 2: It's likely dangerous.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out who the who the head
Speaker 2: is because obviously the bodies are when a part of
Speaker 2: the bodies are when machine gun I know, a little
Speaker 2: bit different than the gun we use, but still that's
Speaker 2: f I'm this is fucking This is hilarious. This is
Speaker 2: action figure wrestling suspenders. Suspenders is angry. I mean, he
Speaker 2: looks like a he looks like a nineteen eighties coked
Speaker 2: out editor.
Speaker 1: You know, yes, he does. Know. It's like an editor
Speaker 1: who parties, yes, exactly, with like his city hall insiders,
Speaker 1: fucking killing everybody gets fucking ship faced with the police chief.
Speaker 1: Look at this guy going right up there. Wow. Legendary again,
Speaker 1: the magic of just creating things out of the clear
Speaker 1: blue sky as their imaginations fire during the odd and
Speaker 1: pretty soon they're made manifest. That's wild. We can only
Speaker 1: hope that you out there in the TLF Solar system
Speaker 1: make manifest all of your hopes and dreams. Headed into
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