WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.960 --> 00:00:08.880 You are about to witness amazing Emo has come in 2 00:00:09.160 --> 00:00:12.439 living Man's pasty of all times. 3 00:00:15.400 --> 00:00:19.800 Yes, my bow suck on you bow down to me 4 00:00:19.839 --> 00:00:20.760 your laster. 5 00:00:30.320 --> 00:00:33.759 Then you did it. Then you did it. 6 00:00:34.840 --> 00:00:36.200 There you did. 7 00:00:42.200 --> 00:00:47.200 Allowed to play, Allowed. 8 00:00:46.880 --> 00:01:00.960 To play, allowed to name, Come to play, sisters. 9 00:01:01.520 --> 00:01:08.959 The sun is rising, God, wake up, wake. 10 00:01:08.799 --> 00:01:11.879 Up now, don't worry. 11 00:01:12.040 --> 00:01:16.400 We're all here to show you how Jenny bits Hols 12 00:01:16.480 --> 00:01:19.920 Gross Station, k M O T home the this is 13 00:01:19.959 --> 00:01:20.920 it's a familumphy. 14 00:01:21.280 --> 00:01:23.040 Don't turn downtown. 15 00:01:22.680 --> 00:01:28.120 Jus wait and say are you ready? 16 00:01:28.159 --> 00:01:29.200 Are you ready to joy? 17 00:01:30.120 --> 00:01:32.000 It's time to start to show. 18 00:01:32.840 --> 00:01:44.200 Plastic reply about Prescot, whisping Man Mart Show, Welcome to 19 00:01:44.480 --> 00:01:45.359 the work. 20 00:01:45.200 --> 00:01:47.519 In the week. It's not such a bar. 21 00:01:48.920 --> 00:01:51.480 Kick back, mate, up the doping. 22 00:01:51.280 --> 00:01:52.920 And make get hardcore. 23 00:01:53.599 --> 00:01:55.879 Hang you wisby and then mess pick. 24 00:01:55.760 --> 00:02:10.840 Up your phone there line You're on the air now, Dotty. 25 00:02:14.120 --> 00:02:24.719 Time last, good morning. 26 00:02:24.759 --> 00:02:28.319 It's the Big Man Morning Show BMMS and whatever you'd 27 00:02:28.360 --> 00:02:31.560 like to say to eight two nine four five listen 28 00:02:31.680 --> 00:02:35.919 online website that Rockscamody dot com. Past shows are available 29 00:02:36.199 --> 00:02:39.960 on iTunes search under BMMS. Listen with your cell phone. 30 00:02:40.479 --> 00:02:43.000 Get the iHeartRadio app, available from the app Store. Of 31 00:02:43.039 --> 00:02:46.120 your cell phone provider. More on that at iHeartRadio dot 32 00:02:46.159 --> 00:02:50.479 com and we are on Facebook, Facebook dot com, slash 33 00:02:50.560 --> 00:02:53.039 BMMS six y nine. That's where you can hang out 34 00:02:53.039 --> 00:02:57.159 with us each and every day. Good morning, Lindsay, Good morning, Corb, 35 00:02:57.319 --> 00:03:03.479 Good morning, Gimpie. Good it gets to rock Klahoma. Are 36 00:03:03.560 --> 00:03:06.199 up for grabs today. We'll do that at seven thirty 37 00:03:06.280 --> 00:03:09.599 Labor Day weekend. In prior, Godsmack, Papa Roach Slayer, and 38 00:03:10.400 --> 00:03:12.879 they've added the Cowboy Cup if you're familiar with that. 39 00:03:13.000 --> 00:03:19.360 It is a celebration of all things marijuana, the weed. 40 00:03:20.319 --> 00:03:22.159 And this is what they prefer for. 41 00:03:24.360 --> 00:03:30.120 Such a stigma behind marriage. You wanna and call it 42 00:03:30.879 --> 00:03:31.520 lima beans. 43 00:03:31.520 --> 00:03:32.400 I don't care the. 44 00:03:32.319 --> 00:03:34.879 Devil's letters man that. 45 00:03:34.960 --> 00:03:38.840 People might like lima beans. Never understood Devil's lettuce. 46 00:03:39.879 --> 00:03:43.919 Like you want to put a stigma on something like 47 00:03:43.919 --> 00:03:45.439 like put del on if people are like, oh no, 48 00:03:46.439 --> 00:03:49.199 it's really here, ke in mind. The devil killed nobody right, 49 00:03:50.439 --> 00:03:54.800 Just anyway, tangent not doing. We're gonna se what Lindsay 50 00:03:54.800 --> 00:03:56.919 wants to talk about. We've got fill in the blank canoes. 51 00:03:57.039 --> 00:04:00.000 We got our top five songs today, the top five 52 00:04:00.000 --> 00:04:06.039 I have Trucker songs. From Old Smoky Cheese wheel at 53 00:04:06.120 --> 00:04:11.120 least it's not Old Smoky Cheese from Monda, because you know, 54 00:04:11.199 --> 00:04:21.639 if you a trucker, you got stat Yeah. 55 00:04:17.839 --> 00:04:21.120 It was last time he showered, sir, three weeks ago. 56 00:04:23.639 --> 00:04:25.279 And I don't know how those showers work. 57 00:04:25.319 --> 00:04:28.680 I know that some truckers get credits if they get 58 00:04:28.680 --> 00:04:31.480 gas at certain truck stops and it earns them showers, 59 00:04:32.879 --> 00:04:34.800 but I don't know if they're timed or limited, or 60 00:04:34.879 --> 00:04:36.560 you have like twenty minutes. 61 00:04:36.720 --> 00:04:37.639 I don't know how that works. 62 00:04:37.639 --> 00:04:40.279 I've never used a truck stuff shower, don't really plan 63 00:04:40.360 --> 00:04:44.600 on it ever. Honestly, I do know. The mother of 64 00:04:44.759 --> 00:04:50.000 my youngest boy, her parents decided they wanted to change 65 00:04:50.040 --> 00:04:52.319 in life, right, so they went to truck driving school. 66 00:04:52.319 --> 00:04:55.120 There were going to be truckers right over the road. 67 00:04:55.120 --> 00:04:57.120 Truckers worked together. I think that's pretty old. 68 00:04:57.120 --> 00:04:57.360 Wow. 69 00:04:57.560 --> 00:05:01.759 Yeah yeah, but they had to ride with other people, right, 70 00:05:01.839 --> 00:05:05.600 little OJT, Right, you right with this person, shadow them, 71 00:05:05.600 --> 00:05:08.240 They'll show you the ropes. Okay, b blah blah, and 72 00:05:08.439 --> 00:05:11.839 I'll never forget. And mother in law was telling me 73 00:05:11.920 --> 00:05:16.759 that she was with one guy who wore diapers while 74 00:05:16.800 --> 00:05:20.160 he was driving, so he didn't have to stop, and 75 00:05:20.279 --> 00:05:23.360 he would do the number two right there in the cab. 76 00:05:23.800 --> 00:05:27.519 Oh my in his pants' dedication to the craft show. 77 00:05:27.920 --> 00:05:30.000 You put that in some other careers, you go. Good 78 00:05:30.040 --> 00:05:33.120 for you, man, look at you. But for some reason 79 00:05:33.120 --> 00:05:34.000 with trucking, were like. 80 00:05:34.040 --> 00:05:37.959 Eh, oh, it's disgusting, no matter of what I think. Yeah, 81 00:05:38.040 --> 00:05:39.040 that's what diapers are for. 82 00:05:39.160 --> 00:05:41.439 Yeah, old people were fine with it, but this apparently 83 00:05:41.480 --> 00:05:42.480 is disgusting, vile. 84 00:05:42.560 --> 00:05:46.120 Huh, Yeah, I'm good. 85 00:05:46.839 --> 00:05:49.800 If you understand the trucking world, it makes sense. They 86 00:05:49.800 --> 00:05:51.759 have a limited amount of time they can drive, and 87 00:05:51.839 --> 00:05:54.399 if he has to waste I'm just gonna guess at 88 00:05:54.439 --> 00:05:57.079 minimum thirty minutes just to do a number one, just 89 00:05:57.120 --> 00:06:01.480 pulling in, stopping all those things, and you got then 90 00:06:01.519 --> 00:06:02.160 it's thirty minutes. 91 00:06:02.160 --> 00:06:04.920 Say that's an hour that you can be covered miles. Yeah, 92 00:06:04.959 --> 00:06:05.480 that makes sense. 93 00:06:05.480 --> 00:06:07.399 And it's not the seventies anymore, where you can stay 94 00:06:07.480 --> 00:06:12.000 up for fourteen fifteen, sixteen hours straight, high on yellow jackets, 95 00:06:12.519 --> 00:06:15.560 making sure your load gets to where it needs to go. Jaison, 96 00:06:15.680 --> 00:06:20.199 bo wheat, no amphetamines. 97 00:06:20.279 --> 00:06:22.439 My friend, how. 98 00:06:22.279 --> 00:06:25.759 Long do you think you could last sitting in your 99 00:06:25.920 --> 00:06:26.920 own soil. 100 00:06:26.759 --> 00:06:27.480 Your own diaper. 101 00:06:27.720 --> 00:06:29.160 Yeah, I mean. 102 00:06:30.560 --> 00:06:32.240 How long does it take till it starts to hitch 103 00:06:34.800 --> 00:06:36.000 That's where I'm at. 104 00:06:36.560 --> 00:06:39.720 Yeah, I think you're approaching this the wrong way. If 105 00:06:39.759 --> 00:06:45.120 I'm a trucker paid by job turns and ability to 106 00:06:45.160 --> 00:06:48.399 get to the next job, like, I can be pretty 107 00:06:48.439 --> 00:06:51.879 dumb when it comes to money. Yeah, because that stuff 108 00:06:51.879 --> 00:06:52.519 cleans up. 109 00:06:53.319 --> 00:06:55.800 You know, it may take a little extra scrubbing, might 110 00:06:55.879 --> 00:06:58.439 have to get an SOS pad or something, but the 111 00:06:58.519 --> 00:07:00.839 fact of it is you at your load where it 112 00:07:00.879 --> 00:07:01.399 needs to go. 113 00:07:01.720 --> 00:07:03.439 Go clean up half truck club. 114 00:07:03.600 --> 00:07:10.959 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I I don't want to do that. 115 00:07:11.000 --> 00:07:13.920 Ever, I'm on the way time at least eighty right. 116 00:07:15.480 --> 00:07:17.560 You have a bell to ring for someone to come out, 117 00:07:17.920 --> 00:07:18.560 I hope. 118 00:07:18.360 --> 00:07:22.120 So one of the kids that come in. 119 00:07:24.240 --> 00:07:25.959 I freed my kids out the other night because we 120 00:07:25.959 --> 00:07:29.000 were talking about babies and changing diapers and they were like, ew, 121 00:07:29.120 --> 00:07:30.600 I'm like, you're gonna change my diaper. 122 00:07:31.639 --> 00:07:32.800 They're like, you don't wear a diaper. 123 00:07:32.800 --> 00:07:36.160 I'm like, yes, yes, right, and they're like huh, So 124 00:07:36.199 --> 00:07:38.439 I have to explain them. Sometimes old people wear diapers, 125 00:07:38.800 --> 00:07:42.000 certain people might need to wear diapers. And if I'm 126 00:07:42.319 --> 00:07:45.560 uncapable of going to the bathroom, I'm probably uncapable of 127 00:07:45.600 --> 00:07:48.839 changing my diaper, which means I need someone help, and 128 00:07:48.879 --> 00:07:50.680 you better not put me in an old folks home 129 00:07:50.920 --> 00:07:53.680 with some guy who's getting paid minimum wage who doesn't 130 00:07:53.680 --> 00:07:57.680 care about being the best home, hospice or elderly care 131 00:07:57.839 --> 00:08:02.160 nurse out there. 132 00:08:00.360 --> 00:08:03.240 And nobody trying to get employee of the month right, right, 133 00:08:04.160 --> 00:08:07.480 you wipe is the best. Here's your reward. 134 00:08:09.920 --> 00:08:13.399 We need relations no rashes this month. We're gonna throw it. 135 00:08:13.639 --> 00:08:18.839 No bed source, right, and it shouldn't be that way, right, 136 00:08:18.920 --> 00:08:22.920 like it should be those like those people get paid 137 00:08:22.959 --> 00:08:25.800 well and want to do a good job. I'm not 138 00:08:25.839 --> 00:08:28.160 saying the people that do that don't aren't proud of 139 00:08:28.160 --> 00:08:31.720 their hard work. I'm gonna guess sixty percent of them are. 140 00:08:31.920 --> 00:08:33.279 But I'm gonna guess a lot of them see it 141 00:08:33.279 --> 00:08:35.720 as a stepping stone stone or the only job that 142 00:08:35.759 --> 00:08:36.360 they can get. 143 00:08:37.200 --> 00:08:37.399 Right. 144 00:08:37.480 --> 00:08:42.399 And much like every job, you've got the overachievers, and 145 00:08:42.440 --> 00:08:44.639 then you've got the people that do the bare minimum, 146 00:08:44.679 --> 00:08:51.799 berries of the of the network. Right, so berries mostly dangle, okay, 147 00:08:52.480 --> 00:08:55.039 but yeah, just the people that just like I'm here 148 00:08:55.080 --> 00:08:57.320 to collect the check, I want to do what I 149 00:08:57.360 --> 00:08:59.799 need to do any job, That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, 150 00:09:00.159 --> 00:09:03.159 is that any job, not just nursing or not just whatever. 151 00:09:03.240 --> 00:09:10.440 Every job has those two groups of people in their employment. 152 00:09:10.440 --> 00:09:13.519 Maybe even a third right ye, that are checked out 153 00:09:13.559 --> 00:09:15.159 and not even trying to collect a check. 154 00:09:15.320 --> 00:09:25.080 Right, they're like, please fire me. Yeah, So I don't 155 00:09:25.080 --> 00:09:27.879 believe in prayer. If I'm being honest, how long I've 156 00:09:27.919 --> 00:09:28.360 been praying? 157 00:09:32.720 --> 00:09:37.320 Everything happens for a reason. Right, It's all right, Everything's 158 00:09:37.320 --> 00:09:37.879 gonna be all right. 159 00:09:38.840 --> 00:09:43.080 Yeah, But going to the bathroom in the diaper, that's 160 00:09:43.080 --> 00:09:43.720 that's crazy. 161 00:09:44.080 --> 00:09:44.360 Yeah. 162 00:09:44.399 --> 00:09:45.799 But if I am to be honest, I was gonna 163 00:09:45.840 --> 00:09:47.639 be a well, there's two types of truckers I would be. 164 00:09:48.240 --> 00:09:52.440 I would be a trucker does days you know, down 165 00:09:52.519 --> 00:09:54.639 in backs, okay, right, so you're at home in your 166 00:09:54.639 --> 00:09:57.519 own bed every night. Or I would do it like 167 00:09:58.039 --> 00:10:00.799 ride with like my wife, little priship. 168 00:10:00.840 --> 00:10:03.639 Yeah, that's the you just get so bored, that's fair. 169 00:10:04.440 --> 00:10:05.799 I have a relative that does this. 170 00:10:06.159 --> 00:10:08.399 You know how many times he's been married, probably a 171 00:10:08.399 --> 00:10:10.120 couple dozen, like three. 172 00:10:10.279 --> 00:10:12.360 Do you know how many time he's personally spent with 173 00:10:12.399 --> 00:10:14.919 each one? Damn near less than a year? 174 00:10:15.120 --> 00:10:15.840 Right? Right? 175 00:10:16.120 --> 00:10:18.759 That's why I mean, if you think of uh, think 176 00:10:18.799 --> 00:10:21.679 of it was a smoky in the bandit m hm, 177 00:10:22.559 --> 00:10:25.240 Jerry Reid's character, right, had. 178 00:10:25.039 --> 00:10:26.440 That bass at hound with them? 179 00:10:26.559 --> 00:10:29.759 Yeah right, little company to keep my you know, a 180 00:10:29.799 --> 00:10:31.440 little something keeping company on the road. 181 00:10:32.000 --> 00:10:35.639 We traveled to Frontier City on Saturday, and on our 182 00:10:35.679 --> 00:10:37.679 way back there was a lot of truckers on the 183 00:10:37.759 --> 00:10:40.679 road and one in particular. We were on the school 184 00:10:40.720 --> 00:10:43.480 bus and the kids, of course, you know, try to 185 00:10:43.480 --> 00:10:46.519 get the truck drivers to hank their horns. And there 186 00:10:46.600 --> 00:10:52.240 was one and he was traveling with what assumed his 187 00:10:52.240 --> 00:10:54.159 his wife, and they had. 188 00:10:54.240 --> 00:10:57.120 They had two little kittens on her lap. 189 00:10:58.519 --> 00:11:04.039 Had good for him because those sleepers are not very big. 190 00:11:04.720 --> 00:11:04.919 Rank. 191 00:11:05.080 --> 00:11:07.159 Could have been a sister, yeah, yeah, yeah, could have 192 00:11:07.200 --> 00:11:09.519 been a lot lizard right, Maybe could have been a 193 00:11:09.600 --> 00:11:10.720 hitchhiker made. 194 00:11:10.519 --> 00:11:12.720 All of the above, yeah yeah. 195 00:11:13.080 --> 00:11:17.240 Text here that says ziplock baggies is one ipn going 196 00:11:17.279 --> 00:11:17.960 down the road. 197 00:11:18.159 --> 00:11:23.039 Ew, those are not very sealed. Have you ever tried 198 00:11:23.080 --> 00:11:24.240 to put spaghetti sauce? 199 00:11:24.399 --> 00:11:25.080 Is it bad? 200 00:11:26.080 --> 00:11:28.080 It's all you got to put it in a like 201 00:11:28.120 --> 00:11:31.519 a giant measuring cup. Yeah, you gotta let. 202 00:11:31.480 --> 00:11:33.360 It cool and then what do you put it in 203 00:11:33.399 --> 00:11:34.879 the cooler? Do you put it in a sea behind 204 00:11:34.879 --> 00:11:36.720 you just throw it up on the dash until you 205 00:11:36.759 --> 00:11:40.399 get to the next truck stop. A bottle for real 206 00:11:40.879 --> 00:11:45.320 trailer park boys, they have pissed jugs, right, empty gallon 207 00:11:45.480 --> 00:11:48.320 milk jugs that they used to go to the bathroom. Man, 208 00:11:48.360 --> 00:11:50.879 And when it's full, you chunk it out the window 209 00:11:50.960 --> 00:11:52.519 on the side of the road and you go. 210 00:11:52.519 --> 00:11:53.360 On about your bidness. 211 00:11:54.080 --> 00:11:58.639 Ziplock bags, And I hope you're getting the good ones, Brian, 212 00:11:58.759 --> 00:11:59.879 the ones that change color. 213 00:12:00.159 --> 00:12:03.240 You gotta go. You gotta go the brand name. You 214 00:12:03.240 --> 00:12:03.639 can't go. 215 00:12:03.679 --> 00:12:06.200 Best value, right right, right right, because at this point 216 00:12:06.360 --> 00:12:08.200 ziploc bags is like Kleenex. 217 00:12:08.480 --> 00:12:09.879 You know, it's just it's an umbrella. 218 00:12:09.919 --> 00:12:11.679 We all know what you're talking, right right, But you 219 00:12:11.759 --> 00:12:14.559 want you're right, you want the good, high quality ones 220 00:12:15.200 --> 00:12:17.679 that will stay sealed, the ones on the commercials where 221 00:12:17.679 --> 00:12:19.840 they put the spaghetti sauce in and flip it upside 222 00:12:19.840 --> 00:12:20.559 down and shake it. 223 00:12:20.759 --> 00:12:24.519 Yeah, I I need trust, no, thank you. 224 00:12:25.159 --> 00:12:28.679 Yeah, that's that's a whole other world, man, right, that's 225 00:12:28.720 --> 00:12:30.919 a whole other world to try and understand. 226 00:12:31.080 --> 00:12:32.480 Yeah, I thought about it. 227 00:12:32.559 --> 00:12:34.480 I'm like, that could be fun, and I do, I 228 00:12:34.559 --> 00:12:37.799 do totally do over the road long hauling. You know, 229 00:12:38.000 --> 00:12:41.440 go see some things, go see every state that you 230 00:12:41.519 --> 00:12:43.200 possibly can state, and kind trying. 231 00:12:43.279 --> 00:12:46.639 Yeah, but you're not touristing right through. You're passing through. 232 00:12:46.679 --> 00:12:47.919 But you still get to go. 233 00:12:48.120 --> 00:12:52.039 And there are stays overnight so you can park your 234 00:12:52.120 --> 00:12:55.159 rig all right, and then get an uber or whatever, 235 00:12:55.320 --> 00:12:58.200 go check some things out and the night shift and 236 00:12:58.200 --> 00:13:00.120 then get up early and go make your whole. 237 00:13:00.159 --> 00:13:02.519 But would you even want to you'd be exhausted. I 238 00:13:02.559 --> 00:13:03.360 would feel like. 239 00:13:03.840 --> 00:13:05.960 Well, I don't know if you'd be exhausted. You would 240 00:13:05.960 --> 00:13:08.279 be tired, maybe from the drive part. But if you 241 00:13:08.279 --> 00:13:10.080 have a sleeper truck, you're sleeping in your truck. You're 242 00:13:10.120 --> 00:13:13.080 not getting a hotel, right, You're not getting an uber. 243 00:13:13.799 --> 00:13:18.000 And I think the turnovers really high in that industry 244 00:13:18.720 --> 00:13:21.840 very well could be because it's so hard. The frustrations 245 00:13:21.840 --> 00:13:25.000 with getting paid, the departures from being around family and friends, 246 00:13:25.399 --> 00:13:32.039 the health issues, the taxing of being on time and 247 00:13:32.360 --> 00:13:34.279 making sure you don't go under a bridge, to like 248 00:13:34.360 --> 00:13:35.120 all that stuff. 249 00:13:35.480 --> 00:13:36.960 Keeping your logs up to date. 250 00:13:37.279 --> 00:13:40.159 Yeah, yeah, Now knowing where your next gig is like, 251 00:13:40.200 --> 00:13:41.559 that's not awesome. 252 00:13:41.240 --> 00:13:46.240 Man, Just like every job, it has its ups and downs. Yes, 253 00:13:46.320 --> 00:13:48.639 but there are some jobs that have dramatic ups and downs. 254 00:13:48.720 --> 00:13:50.559 Yeah, that's probably one of them. Well, I from when 255 00:13:50.600 --> 00:13:53.080 I hear the pay solid. 256 00:13:54.639 --> 00:13:59.440 Sid I have heard that too, But also you think 257 00:13:59.480 --> 00:14:03.320 that is like getting paid immediately. There's times where you 258 00:14:03.440 --> 00:14:06.240 sit at a at a dock waiting to unload or 259 00:14:06.279 --> 00:14:09.159 pick up a load and you're not getting paid until 260 00:14:09.279 --> 00:14:11.600 and if it's they're backed up or you know, Bob 261 00:14:11.639 --> 00:14:13.879 the forklick driver sick and they're waiting for the replacement 262 00:14:13.879 --> 00:14:15.440 to come. Like you sit and wait and you don't 263 00:14:15.440 --> 00:14:18.240 make money, and it delays your next delivery and maybe 264 00:14:18.240 --> 00:14:20.559 you're late to that promised one that you already said 265 00:14:20.559 --> 00:14:23.000 you would take and then you're penalized and then gas 266 00:14:23.039 --> 00:14:25.240 goes up and like there's insurance and you got to 267 00:14:25.240 --> 00:14:25.919 pay for a truck. 268 00:14:26.039 --> 00:14:28.000 And yeah, there. 269 00:14:27.919 --> 00:14:33.399 Was there was a TV show It's life Storage Wars. 270 00:14:33.679 --> 00:14:36.879 Shipping Wars is what it's coming if you've ever watched that, 271 00:14:37.480 --> 00:14:38.840 and you know that's kind of neat. 272 00:14:38.879 --> 00:14:40.480 They follow these truckers around. 273 00:14:40.480 --> 00:14:43.519 It's probably all fake anyway, but you know it's like, hey, 274 00:14:43.519 --> 00:14:45.399 we'll pay you X amount of dollars if you make 275 00:14:45.440 --> 00:14:48.159 it here at this particular time. And then they don't 276 00:14:48.159 --> 00:14:49.879 make it, so then they get docked at the pay 277 00:14:49.919 --> 00:14:51.679 and then those people get all pissed off about it. 278 00:14:51.720 --> 00:14:54.080 And I could see where that could cause a bit 279 00:14:54.080 --> 00:14:56.360 of a problem and an issue, but you know. 280 00:14:56.360 --> 00:14:57.200 Whatever works. 281 00:14:57.639 --> 00:14:59.559 It's like people that do sales and they get paid 282 00:14:59.559 --> 00:15:02.039 on commiss and then if that person doesn't pay, they 283 00:15:02.240 --> 00:15:03.840 back charged the person that made the sale. 284 00:15:03.840 --> 00:15:05.320 And you're like, how did I know they weren't gonna pay, 285 00:15:05.519 --> 00:15:07.759 right man, it comes out of your pages. Yes, And 286 00:15:07.759 --> 00:15:12.120 then they want the money back hard, no, hard no 287 00:15:12.279 --> 00:15:12.480 for me. 288 00:15:12.559 --> 00:15:16.120 Once that money hits my account, it's over right, not mine, 289 00:15:16.559 --> 00:15:20.279 not mine, it's someone else's now right, it's already spent. Yeah, 290 00:15:21.039 --> 00:15:23.480 all right, we've got tickets to Rockelholmer we're gonna give 291 00:15:23.480 --> 00:15:25.600 away here at seven thirty. We're gonna see what Lindsay 292 00:15:25.639 --> 00:15:27.399 wants to talk about. We got films the Blank News 293 00:15:27.600 --> 00:15:30.320 and are highly coveted. Top five songs, Top five trucker 294 00:15:30.399 --> 00:15:33.679 songs from Old Smoky Cheese Wheel. We'll get to that 295 00:15:33.720 --> 00:15:35.519 coming up here in a little bit. We do this 296 00:15:35.519 --> 00:15:38.080 thing called news quikies. These are stories you may have missed. 297 00:15:37.840 --> 00:15:42.000 In the news. It's time for news quakies. 298 00:15:42.080 --> 00:15:44.879 World news, local news and news that just makes you say, 299 00:15:44.919 --> 00:15:48.000 what the Here's Corbyn, gimme and Lindsay with what's going 300 00:15:48.039 --> 00:15:50.480 on news Quakies from The Big Man Morning showing ninety 301 00:15:50.480 --> 00:15:50.879 seven five. 302 00:15:53.240 --> 00:15:58.679 Teacher suspended from school for chugging gin in class and 303 00:15:58.720 --> 00:15:59.960 then throwing up. 304 00:16:00.200 --> 00:16:06.480 Well yeah, anybody who drinks gin is gonna throw up straight, nasty, right, straight, true, straight, little. 305 00:16:06.240 --> 00:16:08.919 Bit tonic water and squeeze a lime solid. 306 00:16:09.639 --> 00:16:12.480 A thirty year old English teacher in Nottingham has been 307 00:16:12.639 --> 00:16:17.120 banned from teaching for at least two years after drinking 308 00:16:17.200 --> 00:16:20.679 gin from a water bottle while leading a class. Her 309 00:16:20.759 --> 00:16:24.200 name is Anika Kieran Kapoor. She brought the bottle to 310 00:16:24.240 --> 00:16:29.000 school while celebrating her birthday and said she mistakenly brought 311 00:16:29.000 --> 00:16:34.320 it onto school premises still containing alcohol. She admitted that 312 00:16:34.360 --> 00:16:38.399 once she realized that she was drinking, she stayed in 313 00:16:38.440 --> 00:16:44.159 the classroom rather than leaving. A Teaching Regulation Agency panel 314 00:16:44.240 --> 00:16:50.000 found she admitted to unprofessional behavior and putting pupils at 315 00:16:50.120 --> 00:16:54.320 risk of harm. She was suspended in January and fired 316 00:16:54.360 --> 00:16:57.279 in March. She may not be done for good. She 317 00:16:57.360 --> 00:17:02.159 can apply to have the prohibition order lifted no earlier 318 00:17:02.200 --> 00:17:03.559 than April of twentieth. 319 00:17:03.720 --> 00:17:04.680 Is this in another country? 320 00:17:05.279 --> 00:17:06.880 It's in Nottingham, Yes. 321 00:17:06.839 --> 00:17:11.359 Okay, because you said prohibition, yeah yeah, not probation. Yeah, 322 00:17:11.400 --> 00:17:15.440 so I was like, that's gonna be another country. Gin 323 00:17:15.559 --> 00:17:19.799 has a smell, right, yeah, yeah, usually oranges. 324 00:17:20.559 --> 00:17:24.880 It's aromatic. It's an aromatic yeah, because of the clears. 325 00:17:25.519 --> 00:17:26.720 I don't know how good gin. 326 00:17:26.720 --> 00:17:31.119 Tastes compared to vodka, but vodka typically has a pretty 327 00:17:31.160 --> 00:17:34.440 bland smell that is a little harder to discern. Yeah, 328 00:17:34.440 --> 00:17:36.799 I don't know when I could smell vodka on people. 329 00:17:36.799 --> 00:17:39.799 It smells like alcohol. I've heard that a lot throughout 330 00:17:39.839 --> 00:17:42.720 my life. Oh, vodka doesn't have a taste. Vodka doesn't 331 00:17:42.720 --> 00:17:44.519 have a smell, and that's why people drink it and 332 00:17:44.559 --> 00:17:45.160 they get away. 333 00:17:45.400 --> 00:17:47.559 It does, at least for me anyway. 334 00:17:47.720 --> 00:17:50.440 Yeah. I'm also the guy who thinks cilantro tastes like soap, 335 00:17:50.480 --> 00:17:52.039 So take it for what you want. No, I think 336 00:17:52.039 --> 00:17:55.680 that's probably a fair connection that maybe there's some biological thing, 337 00:17:55.799 --> 00:17:59.519 like the cilantro thing that causes that. But vodka does 338 00:17:59.559 --> 00:18:01.680 have a taste spent only in a in a. 339 00:18:01.920 --> 00:18:04.359 Metallic type of way like olive oil. 340 00:18:04.400 --> 00:18:06.480 Does you know, like you can taste, the difference between 341 00:18:06.640 --> 00:18:10.480 different vodkas, but lining them up in the spirits. You know, 342 00:18:10.640 --> 00:18:13.000 you wouldn't put tequila in a bottle because a clear 343 00:18:13.000 --> 00:18:14.599 tequila because it stinks. 344 00:18:15.599 --> 00:18:15.799 Right. 345 00:18:16.680 --> 00:18:19.160 My whole thing here though, is you know, she says 346 00:18:19.279 --> 00:18:22.279 it was a mistake bringing it in a water bottle. 347 00:18:23.160 --> 00:18:28.039 You don't just throw up after a drink. 348 00:18:28.440 --> 00:18:32.119 You might have caught off guarden. You might have down 349 00:18:32.200 --> 00:18:32.880 the wrong pinte. 350 00:18:33.200 --> 00:18:35.599 Yeah, are you were expecting water and you took a 351 00:18:35.599 --> 00:18:38.039 big chug. I mean, I think that's entirely possible. 352 00:18:38.279 --> 00:18:40.640 Like a cheech and chong when they're in court, it 353 00:18:40.720 --> 00:18:44.039 grabs that judges water container and takes a drinking. 354 00:18:43.799 --> 00:18:47.039 Like fantastic man. 355 00:18:47.720 --> 00:18:50.319 I think it's entirely possible that they did make a 356 00:18:50.359 --> 00:18:52.000 mistake and caught off guard. Would that being said, I 357 00:18:52.039 --> 00:18:56.759 don't know who keeps gin inside a water bottle? 358 00:18:56.880 --> 00:19:00.680 Yeah, because gin can be bruised. 359 00:19:01.240 --> 00:19:03.200 It's a spirit that you have to be delicate with 360 00:19:03.599 --> 00:19:08.920 and it can also light will ruin it. So that's 361 00:19:08.920 --> 00:19:14.519 why they're always usually in pretty dark bottles. So yeah, 362 00:19:14.599 --> 00:19:16.880 I think she meant to be a lion, right. I 363 00:19:16.880 --> 00:19:18.960 think she's not a tiger. I think she's a lion 364 00:19:20.400 --> 00:19:23.880 man uses his paenis to pull police card down the 365 00:19:23.880 --> 00:19:25.799 street while on fire. 366 00:19:26.279 --> 00:19:32.240 I think this deserves the headline of the year. It's 367 00:19:32.279 --> 00:19:36.160 only May, but this is such a fantastic headline. 368 00:19:36.160 --> 00:19:37.920 I mean, I stopped on a little bit, but it 369 00:19:38.000 --> 00:19:41.319 is chef's kiss. I don't know how you make a 370 00:19:41.319 --> 00:19:43.640 better headline. I don't think you can. I only you can. 371 00:19:43.759 --> 00:19:46.599 It's a fifty fifty year old British dude. 372 00:19:46.680 --> 00:19:52.960 His name's John Stevenson OFMS Folding, and he's a he's 373 00:19:53.000 --> 00:19:55.920 a painter and a decorator, and he's like, I need 374 00:19:56.279 --> 00:20:00.480 to raise some awareness for prostate cancer, which I think 375 00:20:00.519 --> 00:20:04.759 we're all aware that prostate cancer exists, and bullying, which 376 00:20:04.799 --> 00:20:07.440 I think is a little weird combine the two, but 377 00:20:07.480 --> 00:20:10.640 hey whatever. So he decided he's going to go ahead 378 00:20:10.960 --> 00:20:13.720 and be the first to pull a two ton car 379 00:20:13.759 --> 00:20:16.680 one hundred and thirty one feet with his dangling while 380 00:20:16.720 --> 00:20:17.480 he's on fire. 381 00:20:17.799 --> 00:20:21.039 Right, so what's he do? Douses himself. 382 00:20:22.559 --> 00:20:28.480 And lighter fluid, dashes a toe rope to himself kind. 383 00:20:28.319 --> 00:20:30.359 Of not to use for that thing right now. He 384 00:20:30.440 --> 00:20:33.039 said that might be bigger than the unit. 385 00:20:34.160 --> 00:20:38.039 He says that a previous attempt was going to be 386 00:20:38.079 --> 00:20:42.000 done with his dingling, but it wasn't distinctive enough because 387 00:20:42.000 --> 00:20:45.400 somebody had already set that record, right pulling a car 388 00:20:45.759 --> 00:20:46.640 which you're slong. 389 00:20:47.119 --> 00:20:49.400 So he's like, well, how do I one up this guy? 390 00:20:50.400 --> 00:20:55.079 Brilliant? I'll set myself on fire. So he does, and 391 00:20:55.119 --> 00:20:57.160 here's the quote from him. He says, I won't lie. 392 00:20:57.200 --> 00:20:58.400 It did hurt quite a bit. 393 00:20:58.680 --> 00:21:01.720 You don't say anyway. 394 00:21:01.839 --> 00:21:05.599 He says that he kept his mind focused while being 395 00:21:05.640 --> 00:21:08.519 on fire long enough to complete the stunt. Now he 396 00:21:08.599 --> 00:21:11.319 holds several world records in martial arts and has raised 397 00:21:11.359 --> 00:21:15.200 money for other charities. And he says he previously pulled 398 00:21:15.200 --> 00:21:17.759 a car with his testicles and notes that he's done 399 00:21:17.799 --> 00:21:18.519 having children. 400 00:21:18.880 --> 00:21:24.160 I'm done having children. You don't say, I'm not. 401 00:21:24.079 --> 00:21:26.759