Speaker 1: So did you finish your post?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I finished it somehow, Miraculously I pulled out
Speaker 2: with an eighty percent of both tests to speak and
Speaker 2: get my and not gonna lie. I may have used
Speaker 2: AI for the last half of the one I did tonight,
Speaker 2: and it actually got them right this time. All right,
Speaker 2: all right, let's go, let's go. I'm at the finish line.
Speaker 2: I'm like, whatever I gotta do to win, I don't
Speaker 2: give ship, Like, hey, does that look like a do
Speaker 2: you fuck it?
Speaker 3: We already gave him.
Speaker 2: His diploma just looks like a cus to you.
Speaker 1: They can't take it away now.
Speaker 3: They can.
Speaker 2: If I failed this class, it's like a hey, fuck face,
Speaker 2: it's like an ice of graduation diploma. They break in
Speaker 2: my house just to take the diploma.
Speaker 3: Tuish it in to deuition outweight.
Speaker 1: Oh you funny. You just wake up and it's the
Speaker 1: fucking picture frame missing off the wall.
Speaker 2: That it says I owe you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing was taken. It's a picture sent back home.
Speaker 1: They leave a picture.
Speaker 2: It says sticky notes as Triple A was here. What
Speaker 2: am I supposed to do?
Speaker 3: Call Triple A?
Speaker 1: You didn't hurt it?
Speaker 2: Amy the only one who cares about the fucking rules.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, if you change your last name
Speaker 4: a little bit or your first name a little bit,
Speaker 4: they'll just give you the diploma.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know what's funny is I told him, like,
Speaker 2: in high school I did not want the second on
Speaker 2: my diploma at all. I thought I was gonna look tacky.
Speaker 2: So I just put my first middle last name and
Speaker 2: then just go around. I was like, no, I do
Speaker 2: want to put my my suffix on there, you know,
Speaker 2: but the second on there. So I told him that,
Speaker 2: and they were like, cool, we're not We're not gonna
Speaker 2: put it on there. So technically my dad has two
Speaker 2: high school degrees and a college degree and I have
Speaker 2: zero fucking loser.
Speaker 3: Fucking loser.
Speaker 1: It's fucking great.
Speaker 5: All right you guys ready, sure, all right up in here.
Speaker 2: You know, my wife said she was gonna leave me
Speaker 2: if I didn't stop singing the song. I'm a believer.
Speaker 2: I didn't believe her. Then I saw her face, and
Speaker 2: now I'm a believer.
Speaker 3: Mhm, checks unimpressed, dumbs unimpressed.
Speaker 2: Checks out. M that's okay. It was a line of
Speaker 2: it was too.
Speaker 3: Complicated for my brain.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: Oh come on, you can't get in trouble for that one.
Speaker 3: Come on, sing it?
Speaker 2: I remember weaver.
Speaker 1: I'm a a reaver.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, can you whisper it again?
Speaker 4: Whispering into the microphone.
Speaker 6: If I don't like this or Yahamaris Johnny sex.
Speaker 3: But but the person can't in the room you like her.
Speaker 2: For me?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Have you seen the video the dude that asks the
Speaker 1: guy giving him a massage, He's like, he's trying to
Speaker 1: make a joke video. He's like, hey, do you do
Speaker 1: happy endings? Okays, what do you do happy endings?
Speaker 3: The guy goes here, he.
Speaker 1: Goes yes please. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I was
Speaker 1: just kidding. I was just kidding. It's a joke. It's
Speaker 1: a video. It's a joke. And then right before the
Speaker 1: video cuts out, he goes to how.
Speaker 4: Much let's give a discount? First time discount? All right, cool,
Speaker 4: dad's on day five?
Speaker 1: You know who we are, So first time discount, real quick?
Speaker 1: First time discount? Does that mean the first time you bust?
Speaker 1: Or so like, if I come more than once, I
Speaker 1: get charged per come.
Speaker 3: No, you only get a discount on your foot.
Speaker 1: You only get a discount on your first one. So
Speaker 1: it's like first one half off, second one full price.
Speaker 4: But not first time for the day, just first time
Speaker 4: as new customer discount.
Speaker 3: I guess that's how I should newcomer discount. Yeah, newcomer discount.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, thanks for clearing that up.
Speaker 3: You're welcome writing down notes. Hey, have you got paper
Speaker 3: over there? Can you look in the can you move that?
Speaker 3: Can you move that Bible out of the night stand
Speaker 3: and get me the no pad?
Speaker 1: Let me use your period blood write this down?
Speaker 2: Nah, bonded by blood's right blood in order rituals.
Speaker 3: Tonight turns out dome is gonna die.
Speaker 1: Cleaning lady, cleaning lady comes in. There's fucking symbols all
Speaker 1: over the wall.
Speaker 4: It's just a bunch of different social Security numbers of
Speaker 4: your family members. Undocumented boats, baby, undocumented boats.
Speaker 2: Which ideas are these? Are these socials?
Speaker 3: Are these?
Speaker 1: I don't worry. They've all been burned already.
Speaker 2: Hamp numbers.
Speaker 3: You burned that hold new name to burn it? H Yeah?
Speaker 3: All right, Well Stone, how is how is your week?
Speaker 2: My week was pretty hectic, you know.
Speaker 3: I put in.
Speaker 2: A lot of time at work in four days just
Speaker 2: catching up on stuff, and then I had Friday Saturday
Speaker 2: Sunday off again, which I pondered about not taking off
Speaker 2: Friday and work, and then I said, you know what,
Speaker 2: fuck it, I'm just gonna take it off. My soup
Speaker 2: kind of talks me into it too, he was like, nah,
Speaker 2: like if you have the time off, like who fucking cares,
Speaker 2: You'll make it up. And I was like, all right,
Speaker 2: So I took the day off and I'm glad I did.
Speaker 2: Got a whole bunch of stuff done and more stuff
Speaker 2: unpacked around the house. And then Saturday, the gnome came
Speaker 2: down with the family and we all got a last
Speaker 2: who were on the pool with my mom. My mom
Speaker 2: came into town. It was so fucking funny. I really
Speaker 2: wish Avery could have a sibling, because there's just certain
Speaker 2: things that she's not learning that she would learn with
Speaker 2: the sibling. And one of them like happened in the
Speaker 2: pool and thank God for Elias, Thank God for your
Speaker 2: son being so cool like he is, because her and
Speaker 2: Ellie were just having fun with Elias, you know, and
Speaker 2: Elias just kind of act like the bad guy a
Speaker 2: little bit, you know, and the two of them are
Speaker 2: ganging up on him, and it's really cute, but you know,
Speaker 2: Ellie was kind of like playfully fighting with him right,
Speaker 2: maybe to a full extent, I don't know, but you know,
Speaker 2: she's four, you know, and Avery is considerably bigger than six.
Speaker 2: And Avery is trying to test the waters lately and
Speaker 2: how hard she can punch. And Alyssa told me, you
Speaker 2: and I I think were gone for this. This one
Speaker 2: went to kave Rio to go pick up the order.
Speaker 2: Apparently Avery just fucking cold cock Elias, like hard in
Speaker 2: the head, just bam, And Alyssa was like, Avery, what
Speaker 2: the fuck? Why would you do that? He was like,
Speaker 2: we're just playing, and She's like, you can't do that, Like,
Speaker 2: you can't hit somebody that hard if you're gonna play fight,
Speaker 2: there's rules to this. If you can't hit somebody like that,
Speaker 2: you just can't. Everyone's like, oh my bad. And she
Speaker 2: did that to me too, like two weeks ago. We
Speaker 2: were sitting there playing and I was playing with someone
Speaker 2: else too, and I can't remember what we were doing. But
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, Avery just this haymaker comes out
Speaker 2: of nowhere and hits me right in the temple, like hard.
Speaker 2: And I looked at her and I was like, you
Speaker 2: have three seconds back to fuck away from me, and
Speaker 2: she's like what And I was like, give me some space, please.
Speaker 2: I'm one of those people. If I get hit in
Speaker 2: the face, I get pissed. It's like I need my
Speaker 2: space for a second. And she was like, oh, did
Speaker 2: I do something wrong? And I was like, yeah, you
Speaker 2: hit me in the face, like and it was hard.
Speaker 2: I really wish you had a sibling so you could
Speaker 2: understand the consequences of this, because if you did it
Speaker 2: to a sibling, they would punch you back in the
Speaker 2: face hard. Just something I can't fucking.
Speaker 1: Why not, goddamn it, goddamn it, why not?
Speaker 2: God damn its rules effect. CPS has rules, CPS, and
Speaker 2: we can't say, you know, like a religious conflict, you know,
Speaker 2: and get out of it.
Speaker 4: It's child punching services in the name exactly.
Speaker 2: You know, perfect school.
Speaker 1: And they come over, so you call them. It's like
Speaker 1: a service. They come over and they just fucking sock
Speaker 1: your kid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's why you get taken away if they
Speaker 4: catch you, is because you robbed them of their dude.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm canceling Hulu.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna you guys got a plus plus membership.
Speaker 2: You know, they came over and they robbed me three
Speaker 2: pages of ads. Is there a premium I can pay
Speaker 2: to get.
Speaker 3: That out of here and stip to just watch my
Speaker 3: kid get a beat?
Speaker 2: Come in, clock gone, that's all I want. Let me
Speaker 2: pay for the service.
Speaker 1: It's extra if your kid leaves their feet, if they
Speaker 1: fly across.
Speaker 4: The room, and you're like, well, glad I worked over
Speaker 4: time last week.
Speaker 1: Hey babe, I got a two for one special. You
Speaker 1: to step in for this one.
Speaker 2: Hmm, what what if it's like what if it's like
Speaker 2: like pizza delivery places in the nineties where if it
Speaker 2: was a certain amount of time, it was free, Like
Speaker 2: if they knock your kid and then uh and then
Speaker 2: like a tooth comes out, like it's free because now
Speaker 2: you cost you money.
Speaker 1: Is out for more than thirty seconds, it's free.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we I think we had a problem here.
Speaker 2: All right, We're gonna go down to Mexico. We'll see
Speaker 2: y'all later.
Speaker 3: We'll start a business. You are to hear first, motherfuckers.
Speaker 2: Jesus, what does a stone do?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: He's a tooth fairy. Multiple kids can confirm that for
Speaker 2: a price, he can go ahead and knock out the.
Speaker 1: Tooth between between the CPS service and the rent atuard.
Speaker 1: We're fucking billionaires.
Speaker 3: Shit, U don't.
Speaker 1: Uh my weekend was it was quick. It was very quick.
Speaker 1: Last week. I'm still in California working, so you know,
Speaker 1: I'm doing that thing. Uh, got home, basically did laundry,
Speaker 1: painted three quarters of a shed from maroon to white.
Speaker 1: It's like a it's like a beige, like off white
Speaker 1: that one quarter. You know, Well, actually technically I didn't
Speaker 1: do the laundry, but yeah, I just kind of a
Speaker 1: quick turnaround. Came right back to California, getting ready to
Speaker 1: go on vacation. Comic Con is this week. So super excited.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go to Comic Con.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can't say enough about it because it's a it's
Speaker 1: a blast every year and I'm glad that I'm going
Speaker 1: again and getting to share it with the producer. So
Speaker 1: that's about it.
Speaker 3: Can I can I rewind?
Speaker 1: I never mind?
Speaker 3: Fuck it?
Speaker 4: Okay, that's cool. That sounds like fun. You just had
Speaker 4: this weird look about that you didn't do the laundry,
Speaker 4: so I was just curious.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know why. I don't know why I
Speaker 1: said I did it. There was like a I guess
Speaker 1: it's a habit. I don't know, but I actually didn't
Speaker 1: do the laundry this week.
Speaker 4: But it was just what you say, I didn't do
Speaker 4: the laundry, like, I don't know if that was a
Speaker 4: dig at somebody.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, cool.
Speaker 4: I I I had a good week. Like like Stone said,
Speaker 4: we went up and visited his His mom was in town,
Speaker 4: so we went up there and I actually had had
Speaker 4: a fun like hour and a half.
Speaker 3: So a backstory.
Speaker 4: I don't know if we've talked about it on here,
Speaker 4: but apparently titles just grow legs and go fucking missing nowadays.
Speaker 2: So I can't can't find that there has now been
Speaker 2: four sets of eyes that have peeled through the entire
Speaker 2: fucking cabinet.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, you know where it's well apparently not apparently not,
Speaker 4: because I was on the phone with her multiple time
Speaker 4: Sunday looking through both locations, and it's not like she
Speaker 4: found she actually found my fucking permit, my permit from
Speaker 4: two thousand and three, the receipt two dollars and twenty
Speaker 4: five cents for me to take my permit test back
Speaker 4: in two thousand and three. But yeah, so she can't
Speaker 4: find it. So whatever I have. The other stuff that
Speaker 4: I need Now that I can, I can do it still.
Speaker 3: I can get a new.
Speaker 4: Title around it, right, But it's just it's just a
Speaker 4: little bit tedious and silly.
Speaker 3: But whatever, I gotta do what I gotta do.
Speaker 4: But anyway, in the in the midst of trying to
Speaker 4: find this title, I kept getting distracted because we were
Speaker 4: just like finding all kinds of photo albums and and
Speaker 4: shoe boxes full of pictures, and we're going through pictures
Speaker 4: and pictures and pictures of our parents when they were kids,
Speaker 4: and it was hilarious, like we found so much shit
Speaker 4: that was like we were just fucking cracking up.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the picture of our moms. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: rent for ten and seven something like that. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: her cuts it looked like Stevie Wonder gave him my haircut.
Speaker 2: And and they looked like they should be on the
Speaker 2: poster for like Sinister or the Conjured. No shit, they
Speaker 2: really look like they belonged for Sinister, right, and so
Speaker 2: but it was it was good.
Speaker 4: It was fun time I actually found a photo. My
Speaker 4: eighth grade year was the very first year our school
Speaker 4: offered middle school football, and our team went out one
Speaker 4: state and there's a picture of us with the trophy
Speaker 4: right in the front as me and my buddy Gabe
Speaker 4: holding the trophy while also with our other hands throwing
Speaker 4: the DX symbol in the fucking picture. Hell yeah, it
Speaker 4: doesn't get more nineteen ninety nine than that.
Speaker 1: It was not those are good times. Yeah, they were
Speaker 1: really good times. It was good.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it was really fun going through going through
Speaker 4: the memory bank and seeing photos and just like laughing
Speaker 4: and having a good time.
Speaker 1: You think that's how we fix the world, the economy
Speaker 1: right now? Just bring DX back.
Speaker 3: Just I just I don't see why.
Speaker 1: Not back the chaos that was wrestling in that time.
Speaker 1: M Yeah, Rock Undertaker, you got to bring them all back.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: I feel like there's a company out there right now
Speaker 4: called ae W and and I feel like they've they
Speaker 4: have desperately tried to recreate it, but they're just they've
Speaker 4: been successful. They don't have the budget of the reach. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think it's the reach, And I think it's that,
Speaker 4: you know, the WWE has such a stranglehold on the
Speaker 4: market and they will literally just tank businesses because they
Speaker 4: have such a.
Speaker 1: Strangle a bunch of crooks, dude.
Speaker 4: Well, and I think I think this is where there
Speaker 4: is a slight change that has been happening. Is because
Speaker 4: this AW company, it's been around for a little while now,
Speaker 4: but they've been they've been getting a lot a lot
Speaker 4: of wrestlers that leave up or get cut from WWE
Speaker 4: that we're doing well and successful. And so I will say,
Speaker 4: if I if I'm gonna watch wrestling, I choose to
Speaker 4: watch AW because I feel a little bit more entertained
Speaker 4: because it hits more home to me. It feels more wrestling.
Speaker 4: It doesn't feel so rinse wash repeat the last ten
Speaker 4: to twelve years of the WWE script that's been going
Speaker 4: on with boring ass characters and boring ass people. That's
Speaker 4: what I've liked about AEW is It's felt refreshing.
Speaker 1: I hate that WWE has so much pop culture influence
Speaker 1: now and you have people like Jake Paul and Logan
Speaker 1: Paul that get involved. I hate I hate it. They're
Speaker 1: they're not. I don't That's not what I want to
Speaker 1: see in wrestling, Like it was never what I wanted
Speaker 1: to see in wrestling. I wanted to see these characters
Speaker 1: that were built. I wanted to see storylines that were
Speaker 1: built from the ground up, that you were invested in
Speaker 1: because you saw these you know, these characters, these stories
Speaker 1: right day one.
Speaker 4: You know, well, and I think that's where I think,
Speaker 4: that's where the lack in my opinion, and then we
Speaker 4: can move on. But the lack of the ae W
Speaker 4: in my opinion, is a lot of these characters, that's
Speaker 4: the hard part to associate with. The wrestling is great,
Speaker 4: and the storylines have been great, and they have that
Speaker 4: little bit of extreme kind of like Attitude era TNA
Speaker 4: wrestling style, and so it makes me feel the fun
Speaker 4: that I had when I was a kid. The characters, however,
Speaker 4: are the hard part because a lot of these are
Speaker 4: coming from WWE. Yeah, so they already have other characters.
Speaker 4: Now they're going by a different name, you know, or
Speaker 4: an older name that they used to use before w
Speaker 4: W because now ww owns the rights to their name.
Speaker 4: So you know, like you had U was Brian Daniel
Speaker 4: Bryan and WWEKA and now he's Brian Danielson. That's clever, right,
Speaker 4: That's like supermow wow right right. Yeah, but you know,
Speaker 4: but I don't know. It's one of those things that
Speaker 4: I do. I do enjoy watching it, but yeah, Memory Lane,
Speaker 4: it was a good time. I got to swim in
Speaker 4: the pool. So did you straight up drop the mic?
Speaker 4: I was like, how was that so loud?
Speaker 2: Damn?
Speaker 1: Damn?
Speaker 2: I was waiting for to hit your nose because you
Speaker 2: right on it. Rent a hard come at us two
Speaker 2: for one deal.
Speaker 1: You gotta leave your motto.
Speaker 2: Jesus.
Speaker 4: All right, Well I'm gonna it's I'm gonna throw it
Speaker 4: back to stone.
Speaker 3: Dog like ship to you.
Speaker 2: Fuck it.
Speaker 1: I should have been that bad anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, boys, you want to play a game?
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, well sure, I like to play game.
Speaker 2: It's called guess the right fucking answer. But who's gonna win?
Speaker 2: We don't know. So I have a series of questions
Speaker 2: here and I'm gonna give you a b C d answers,
Speaker 2: and I want you guys to guess which one is right.
Speaker 2: You guys want to keep score? Cool, I'm too fucking
Speaker 2: stoned to do.
Speaker 1: Let me get my pen out.
Speaker 2: You got it, you got it? Oh here, you want
Speaker 2: a little a little feather, you got a little dad
Speaker 2: of a living.
Speaker 1: I got my Benjamin Franklin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, baby, ths go number one? Uh, what's the answer?
Speaker 2: By just kidding? Napoleon took how many horses with his
Speaker 2: army as he rode into Russia in eighteen twelve?
Speaker 3: Are you giving us choices or no? Maybe?
Speaker 2: Because maybe I had to stop I had to stop
Speaker 2: myself from giving out the next questions answer because I
Speaker 2: almost read it and then I realized, oh fuck, I
Speaker 2: had to rewrite that. I totally forgot to reread it.
Speaker 2: But you have answer A which is one hundred thousand. Okay,
Speaker 2: answer B which is one hundred and twenty six four
Speaker 2: hundred and one. Answer C which is one hundred and
Speaker 2: eighty seven thousand, six hundred. Answer D which is one
Speaker 2: hundred and ninety eight thousand, seve hundred and fifty Where
Speaker 2: come from? That's what she said, and this is where
Speaker 2: he invaded?
Speaker 1: Where Russia?
Speaker 2: Okay, Team twelve, I'm gonna go with C C.
Speaker 1: All right, say say B, C and D again.
Speaker 2: All right. So A was one hundred thousand, B was
Speaker 2: one hundred twenty six thousand, four hundred and one. C
Speaker 2: was one hundred eighty seven thousand, six hundred, and D
Speaker 2: was one hundred and ninety thousand, seven hundred and fifty C.
Speaker 2: You both are right. It was one hundred and eighty
Speaker 2: seven thousand, six hundred horses. Answer may come to you.
Speaker 2: It may not. For the next question, how many of
Speaker 2: those horses came back? We have A one B one
Speaker 2: hundred and twenty thousand, C one hundred and fifty six
Speaker 2: D one thousand, six hundred D.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with D.
Speaker 2: D is the right answer? One thousand, six hundred. Holy
Speaker 2: fucking shit, that's less than one percent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty rough. I wonder how many of those
Speaker 1: were eaten?
Speaker 2: Goddamn. Yeah, that's a good fucking point right there, right that, irrations,
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do? We have a host didn't
Speaker 2: that's the blaze, because however, the those.
Speaker 1: Armies were fucking crazy, and they and they were in need,
Speaker 1: and they were in need of supplies. It at a
Speaker 1: few points.
Speaker 2: So during World War One? How many more black British
Speaker 2: troops were killed versus white ones? A three times as much, B,
Speaker 2: two times as much, C same amount, or D four
Speaker 2: times as much?
Speaker 3: What? World War What?
Speaker 2: World War one? The O g baby three times as much,
Speaker 2: two times as much, the same amount, or four times
Speaker 2: as much.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised. There isn't less in this.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go it obviously is not less. It is
Speaker 3: not e I'm gonna go see. Uh, but I do
Speaker 3: think I'm wrong?
Speaker 4: Which one was two times as much? B? Okay, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna go with three times as many.
Speaker 3: Whatever he.
Speaker 2: Is right three times as much. Good job on a
Speaker 2: roll that hot streak, baby, Oh you might crap out
Speaker 2: here real sevens who knows?
Speaker 3: Tell me why.
Speaker 2: Where the Black soldiers killed more often? Get answer A
Speaker 2: they were given suicide missions. Answer B they went first
Speaker 2: into battle before the white soldiers C. They were used
Speaker 2: in a ritual sacrifice or D because their levers couldn't
Speaker 2: process wine.
Speaker 3: It seems oddly specific.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I feel like I'm gonna crap out on this,
Speaker 4: but I'm gonna say it's Operation Human Shield and go
Speaker 4: with B.
Speaker 1: I have to agree as well. But D was weird
Speaker 1: that you put it in there.
Speaker 2: Was pretty good. YEA, I liked it. Goddamn French, I
Speaker 2: tell you, goddamn French going around and get everyone whine.
Speaker 2: Some people just can't even handle it. They just can't.
Speaker 2: The answer was A they were given suicide missions. Crazy ship.
Speaker 1: I guess that makes sense too. They were never care
Speaker 1: they were cared, no one cared about them.
Speaker 2: They just just get this package to the middle of
Speaker 2: their troops, doesn't matter how you probably die, but just
Speaker 2: get it there and we'll take care of it from there.
Speaker 2: All right, it's here, boss.
Speaker 3: What it looks like smoke to you?
Speaker 2: They went visible into the smoke. Next one, we got here.
Speaker 2: I'm going to hell. It's already there as we'll fly
Speaker 2: the plane. What did oh, sorry, larm enough. What did
Speaker 2: Japanese samurai used to do to make sure their soul
Speaker 2: passed if killed during battle? This is an interesting one.
Speaker 2: So what did old school Japanese samurai used to do
Speaker 2: to make sure that their their soul passed if they
Speaker 2: were killed during battle? A they did not wear any underwear.
Speaker 2: B it took a big ship, c pray to their
Speaker 2: god before battle. Or D put a hole in their helmet.
Speaker 1: Oh, you said never on a level.
Speaker 2: So they got They foregoed wearing underwear, took a big ship,
Speaker 2: pray to their god, put a hole in the helmet.
Speaker 3: I go with the A D.
Speaker 2: D put a hole in the helmet. D Oh, so
Speaker 2: they're sold just right on now. Next one, during which
Speaker 2: time period was the last time mankind saw a wooly
Speaker 2: mammoth before their rebirth. So it's the last time they
Speaker 2: saw one before right now being reborn. Yet A during
Speaker 2: the Victorian era, B during the Ice Age, C during
Speaker 2: the Egyptian Pyramid Era, or D during the Industrial Revolution.
Speaker 4: I have a question after this question, But for this question,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with it seems oddly weird that it'd
Speaker 4: be in there, and it's got to just be the
Speaker 4: Ice Age, But I'm gonna go with the Industrial Area.
Speaker 2: Era, the Intra Revolution. Okay, sure see Egyptian see is correct.
Speaker 2: It was during the Egyptian Pyramid era. So last time
Speaker 2: they saw them?
Speaker 4: Hey, on the last question, where did they put the
Speaker 4: hole in the helmet or just on their helmet in general?
Speaker 2: Just down there somewhere on their helmet there.
Speaker 3: Was a hole.
Speaker 4: They can't see him there. It's gonna be on the side.
Speaker 2: Let me make a hold of my helmet. Fucking knife
Speaker 2: just goes.
Speaker 3: Did anybody tell Wing one Chi that he just had a.
Speaker 4: Little on his arm?
Speaker 1: You say wing Wong? That was the greatest samurai name ever. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's it's.
Speaker 2: A tag team.
Speaker 1: One's Wing Wong, one's ching John.
Speaker 2: Oh man, you guys come and ruther than you and horses.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's a wing wanting a chang chong We
Speaker 3: all did.
Speaker 2: Now do you think like that guy from Thor Wagner
Speaker 2: Rock was like this is Dez and this destroyer to
Speaker 2: like go ahead and like woo. Women they were like
Speaker 2: this is Wang, this is CHOHn, you know, holding up
Speaker 2: their guns. No, maybe sort of Next question, I like
Speaker 2: this one too. This one was funny. Which president kept
Speaker 2: sheep on the White House lawn during their presidency? A
Speaker 2: Teddy Roosevelt B Woodrow Wilson almost had our time perounsing
Speaker 2: that name. See George H. W. Bush or d Andrew.
Speaker 1: Garfield, Petermgain. I was laughing.
Speaker 2: Sure, I got a Teddy Roosevelt, B Woodrow Wilson. There
Speaker 2: we go, c George H. W. Bush or d Andrew
Speaker 2: Garfield who kept sheep on the lawn.
Speaker 1: I know the answer, but I want you to say
Speaker 1: yours first.
Speaker 3: You got right, so you go first.
Speaker 1: That's not how this works.
Speaker 4: That's how it works. I've gone first every time because
Speaker 4: I've got the answers.
Speaker 1: Right have yeah, hang him the second second one, you
Speaker 1: go ahead? Did not? You did not go first?
Speaker 3: But I'll say a That's where I was gonna say.
Speaker 2: Is the answer is B Woodrow Wilson.
Speaker 1: I could have swore it was because his wife was
Speaker 1: like an animal activists and ship.
Speaker 3: So yeah, well that's why I thought it was Obama.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Teddy Roosevelt was definitely an animal activist, and the
Speaker 2: sheep were not on the line. They were in the kitchen,
Speaker 2: they were being.
Speaker 3: Served, they were hung up on the wall.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got three questions left. Let's se who's gonna
Speaker 2: pull out on this one? Next one in Tanzania during
Speaker 2: nineteen sixty two, which epidemic broke out and did not
Speaker 2: and was not successfully contained for several months, so it
Speaker 2: took them a while to get it contained a Spanish
Speaker 2: flu B, the Black plague that was c C, a
Speaker 2: case of the laughs or d hepatitis C B later
Speaker 2: what year was it, nineteen sixty two?
Speaker 1: Hepatitis C.
Speaker 3: That sounds about all right.
Speaker 2: Actually, see, you guys are gonna hate me for this,
Speaker 2: but it was actually a case of the laughs. So
Speaker 2: this is funny. In Tanzania, for several months, a string
Speaker 2: of laughter went around that was uncontrollable, so much so
Speaker 2: they had to close down schools and like people couldn't
Speaker 2: go to work for whatever reason. They just caught it,
Speaker 2: just NonStop laughter, just wild hysteric.
Speaker 1: Like to have seen that, I think there needs right
Speaker 1: the need to kind of proof of this because I
Speaker 1: would love to see Tanzanians just cackling like hyenas.
Speaker 2: How do you think they laugh? Are they like ha
Speaker 2: ha ha? Are they have a little accent like ha ha?
Speaker 2: Or are they how do you think they like me?
Speaker 1: See those videos? You see some fucking dude with fucking
Speaker 1: powder on his face jump out of the tree and
Speaker 1: he's like, hey, what's your name?
Speaker 2: He's like, oh man, my name is Bob. So that
Speaker 2: translates too. Yeah, yeah, next one, get too left.
Speaker 1: I need to get one of these. I need to
Speaker 1: get this one right.
Speaker 2: This one was pretty interesting too. Which animals were summoned
Speaker 2: to court for destroying a barley field in England in
Speaker 2: eighteen ten? A rats, b hogs, c wild hogs or
Speaker 2: d wild horses.
Speaker 1: I'm go with horses, but I'm pretty sure I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: I think it's actually something else because it's eighteen ten.
Speaker 4: What's weird is hogs versus wild hogs.
Speaker 2: Get domesticated or wild?
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm just gonna go with the regular
Speaker 4: hog answer, but I want to go with horses. But
Speaker 4: in the spirit of the game, I will pick something
Speaker 4: different than them hogs.
Speaker 2: Okay, hogs and horses. I really love the answer horses
Speaker 2: if it was the correct answer, but it's not. The
Speaker 2: answer is rats. They summoned rats before the court.
Speaker 1: I went with horses to answer for just ten you
Speaker 1: had all kinds of fucking plagues running around, and ship
Speaker 1: and diseases, rats with a carrier for most of them.
Speaker 1: I should just went with my gut, but I was like,
Speaker 1: now it's fucking aj it's probably horses.
Speaker 3: But it was seeing I went with hogs because hogs.
Speaker 4: Destroy everything, right, destroy everything domesticated or not.
Speaker 1: That's why out in Topak they have they have hoghunts,
Speaker 1: they have there's wild boars out in Topak and they
Speaker 1: literally fly around in helicopters and shoot him with fucking
Speaker 1: shotguns and AK forty seven's and shit, I don't believe you.
Speaker 3: Next question, true, you look it up.
Speaker 2: Next one, Why did Hitler And this is the last one.
Speaker 2: Why did Hitler shave his iconic mustache.
Speaker 1: To the way it was to hide? Oh, to the
Speaker 1: way it was?
Speaker 2: A because it was a fadod B because a bigger
Speaker 2: mustache could fit under the gas mask. C To spark
Speaker 2: fear into the world, or D to woo his wife
Speaker 2: bra so you got fad, gas mask, fear, and wife.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with A.
Speaker 1: I'll go with wife just because I need to win.
Speaker 1: I needed to tie.
Speaker 2: The answer is B because a bigger mustache couldn't fit
Speaker 2: under his gas mask. He had apparently a giant like
Speaker 2: white white or mustache in the First World War, and
Speaker 2: he had problems with his gas mask, leading him to
Speaker 2: be I think it was like partly paralyzed or something,
Speaker 2: or it got fall fucked up from mustard gas or
Speaker 2: some shit, and that's why he trimmed it down.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't ever be near the gas. But that's wrong.
Speaker 4: Yeah, which also does make sense because I don't recall
Speaker 4: ever seeing any pictures of German soldiers with mustaches.
Speaker 2: Yeah mm hmm, clean cut or beard. Right, they're all clean.
Speaker 1: I knew that. I knew they need to be clean
Speaker 1: cut because of that.
Speaker 2: But you know what's crazy is the First World War,
Speaker 2: the Germans did it a lot, but each side kind
Speaker 2: of experimented with like some type of gas or biological
Speaker 2: warfare here and there. But apparently the reason why they
Speaker 2: don't do it anymore is because they like launched it
Speaker 2: and then the wind just brought it back. Can you
Speaker 2: imagine you're just over there like man, I sure hope
Speaker 2: they win that battle today. I saw them caring that.
Speaker 2: Oh is that a fucking haze? The hell is that
Speaker 2: coming at me? Oh god, it smells like a ballpar
Speaker 2: frank with mustard jay.
Speaker 1: Oh, mustard gas. Damn reason we have chemotherapy. I feel
Speaker 1: like you just made that ship up.
Speaker 3: This is his answer to everything. Looking up. I'm ain't nowhere.
Speaker 4: I'm liing going to say there's wild hog hunts with
Speaker 4: AK forty seven and helicopters.
Speaker 2: Hey, hold on, wait, hold on, actually, uh can you
Speaker 2: shut up to beasy? But he got invited to go
Speaker 2: do that, so yes, it does happen up.
Speaker 1: This is coming from your knowledge. I believe two dipships.
Speaker 1: Don't think that they fly around Topak in a helicopter
Speaker 1: and shoot wild fucking boars.
Speaker 2: And he got an invite to do it somewhere like
Speaker 2: Central textas like some.
Speaker 4: Yeah in Texas I know for producer said.
Speaker 2: And.
Speaker 4: What you know, it's July last month. I probably would
Speaker 4: have said yes, said yes.
Speaker 1: To what.
Speaker 2: To second her dick, you know, such as a small
Speaker 2: dick or I don't know.
Speaker 1: I actually need to get a hold of fucking B
Speaker 1: word and tell him coming to Reno.
Speaker 3: Well, there you did. You just got a hold of them,
Speaker 3: and he just told he'll message you.
Speaker 1: I don't think you will. Betty won't send me a
Speaker 1: titty pick.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, sure, he'll probably just slip your face of
Speaker 3: the titty all right, cool, All right?
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 3: So I won that one?
Speaker 1: You won by one? Yeah, we shipped the bed. I
Speaker 1: got three right? You got four?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: We started out. I started out four in a row.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were murdering it.
Speaker 3: And then yeah, and then I.
Speaker 1: You started off with three in a row, four of
Speaker 1: the first five, and then four of the first first five,
Speaker 1: and then I started off two. I started off two
Speaker 1: in a row and then went three three wrong? Got
Speaker 1: one right? Three wrong?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, so good to know.
Speaker 2: I like those.
Speaker 1: I got a question for you guys. So I saw
Speaker 1: this the other day before. We keep going a jam.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 6: If if a if a mind reader, if a mind reader,
Speaker 6: if a mind reader, and someone who can see the
Speaker 6: future play chess against each other.
Speaker 1: Who wins.
Speaker 3: It's a draw.
Speaker 1: Can't be a draw.
Speaker 3: It's going to be a draw.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say the person sees the future.
Speaker 4: I'm going to say the mind reader, because if you're
Speaker 4: constantly reading their mind, you're constantly going to see their
Speaker 4: future moves. But then wouldn't the future person constantly see
Speaker 4: the changed future? And it's just this, it's just his
Speaker 4: constant cycle. So I gotta go with the mind reader.
Speaker 1: But it's gotta best sees the future because he's gonna
Speaker 1: see every possible way the mind reader could read his mind, right,
Speaker 1: you'd think that he would be one step ahead, right,
Speaker 1: but does the mind reader read that? And at some
Speaker 1: point like this is this where we have multiple realities?
Speaker 1: Is this like the truth of how it?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: It just shatters because there's so many infinite possibilities. I
Speaker 1: don't know. It hurt my brain for like five minutes today.
Speaker 3: I believe it. Yeah, that hurt my brain for like
Speaker 3: five secs.
Speaker 1: Smoke shaded Kim.
Speaker 2: Yeah boys, Yeah. I got a couple of top fives
Speaker 2: here for you. Make a little fun of it. I
Speaker 2: want you guys to each give me your top five
Speaker 2: favorite missionary. Oh sorry, ice cream.
Speaker 4: Doggy style missionary, the top five ice creams.
Speaker 2: Top five ice cream is like your favorite flavors.
Speaker 4: We did this a super super long time ago, so
Speaker 4: I would think that I probably have some change.
Speaker 2: I think I have some changes too.
Speaker 1: Okay, when you say ice cream flavors, does it include
Speaker 1: candy or oh yeah, because so this is this is
Speaker 1: like vanilla ice c a filling to the ice correct
Speaker 1: because vanilla ice cream with Reese's peanut butter cups is
Speaker 1: not really a flavor. That's vanilla ice cream is the
Speaker 1: flavor and the the we're.
Speaker 2: Over complicating this though it's ice cream.
Speaker 1: You can't over complicate ice cream.
Speaker 2: You need to be just what we're talking about. If
Speaker 2: you like, not be precise, if you like vanilla ice
Speaker 2: cream with Reese's in it, then yeah, like like that's
Speaker 2: flavor right there. Yeah, it doesn't just have to be
Speaker 2: like vanilla or chocolate strawberries.
Speaker 1: Okay, is okay, that's that's a.
Speaker 2: Flake classic much Yeah, there you go. Yeah, a style, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we can say style.
Speaker 3: Are you just giving all the years first or are
Speaker 3: we gonna go round?
Speaker 1: We can round, robin. I'm ready to do mine.
Speaker 3: Okay, so are you saying first?
Speaker 1: Uh? No? My number five will be chocolate and peanut
Speaker 1: butter ribbon. So it's chocolate ice cream with like peanut
Speaker 1: butter mixed in. Just straight peanut butter, not peanut butter chunks,
Speaker 1: just peanut butter.
Speaker 4: Smooth peanut butter. Okay, cool. Uh, I am gonna go
Speaker 4: with a nice vanilla with cookie dough, just simple. And
Speaker 4: actually I'm gonna I'm gonna instead of just regular ice cream,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, it's gonna be custard, a vanilla custard
Speaker 4: with cookie dough.
Speaker 2: Mm. I like that. I recently had this place, I
Speaker 2: can't remember the name of it, but it was in Phoenix,
Speaker 2: and we got one here in Vegas two and they
Speaker 2: made me this peanut butter chocolate shake that had cookie
Speaker 2: dough in it, and holy shit, it was so goddamn good.
Speaker 2: It was like a peanut butter cup ice cream basically,
Speaker 2: and then they fucked it up with a cookie dough
Speaker 2: like there was it was, I got it. It's weird.
Speaker 2: It was almost so much cookie dough that I was
Speaker 2: kind of like, you guys could have scaled back, which
Speaker 2: I've never said before, that's how much cookie does in
Speaker 2: that ice was that.
Speaker 1: If it's a shake, I could understand that because the shake,
Speaker 1: you have a tendency don't want to drink some of
Speaker 1: the shake at least, right, So with a lot of
Speaker 1: cookie do in there. I think it would be a
Speaker 1: pain in the ass. It would be more cumbersome than it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but goddamn, it was still so good. But I
Speaker 2: love that combination together.
Speaker 1: My number four is a vanilla ice cream with rainbow
Speaker 1: sprinkles and sugar cookie cookie though.
Speaker 2: Mmm, I like that.
Speaker 3: Does frozen yogurt count as ice cream flavors?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, same family. Uh.
Speaker 4: There is a frozen frozen yogurt place here in Kingman,
Speaker 4: and maybe they have it other times a year, but
Speaker 4: they always bring it in for March for Saint Patty's Day,
Speaker 4: and it's their mint and it's just delicious. It tastes
Speaker 4: just like really smooth mint frozen yogurt. And I actually
Speaker 4: will go over to the toppings area and throw some
Speaker 4: Andy's mints in it and just sproofs it up with
Speaker 4: just a little bit of hot fudge.
Speaker 1: So Harby's has an Andy's Mint shamrock that is pretty good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they do. So I've never tried.
Speaker 3: To get heard.
Speaker 1: It's it's worth it. It's worth it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say the birthday cake from you swirl It's
Speaker 2: a yogurt place. I fucking love that birthday cake ice cream. Goddamn,
Speaker 2: it's so damn good.
Speaker 1: M Dump coffee just.
Speaker 2: Underrated choice. Yeah, you know, Menches has a coldbra coffee flavor.
Speaker 2: I've been addicted to that anytime we go. That's fucking bomb.
Speaker 3: Uh. My number three is at Culver's.
Speaker 4: They have a flavor of the day Devil's Food Cake,
Speaker 4: and it is a very rich chocolate custard with Devil's
Speaker 4: Food cake inside of it. It is very like very
Speaker 4: it is very very good. But you also have to
Speaker 4: be very in the mood in my opinion, to have it,
Speaker 4: just because it's so rich. But it's delicious.
Speaker 2: God damn, this sounds good. I had this one day
Speaker 2: and I wish maybe they put it together. I don't know,
Speaker 2: but I took mint chocolate chip ice cream and I
Speaker 2: I threw Girl Scout cookie thin Min's in there, and
Speaker 2: that was really good, pretty similar. It's like the Andies
Speaker 2: Men's in the mid ice cream. But man, that like
Speaker 2: is really good. And I hate getting Girl Scout cookies.
Speaker 2: But if somebody did have thin Men's I might not
Speaker 2: be able to pass that up.
Speaker 1: Sure Dome your number two vanilla ice cream with caramel syrup,
Speaker 1: hot fudge and brownie chunks.
Speaker 3: M yeah, I like it.
Speaker 4: I like it my number two and I love that
Speaker 4: every time you grab a pint of this, it's a
Speaker 4: little bit different. It may lean on one side versus
Speaker 4: the other. Sometimes it's a nice fifty to fifty ratio,
Speaker 4: but most of the time it's like seventy thirty and
Speaker 4: either side, I'm okay. And it's Ben and Jerry's half baked,
Speaker 4: So it's it's chocolate ice cream with brownies, and it's
Speaker 4: vanilla ice cream with cookie dough, and it's all swirled together.
Speaker 4: So sometimes you heavy brownie, heavy chocolate, sometimes you get
Speaker 4: heavy vanilla and heavy cookie dough. It is a very
Speaker 4: very good pine ice cream. So it's my number two.
Speaker 1: Stone hell yeah, good it.
Speaker 2: My number two is gonna be the tonight dough from
Speaker 2: Ben and Jerry's. Yeah yeah, it's pretty similar to the
Speaker 2: half day. Yeah yeah. Chocolate ice cream, cookie dough, fudge brownie,
Speaker 2: and I think like chocolate bits throughout the inside of it.
Speaker 5: I love that thing.
Speaker 2: God damn, it's good.
Speaker 3: Doobe Domee.
Speaker 1: Number one time, my all time favorite is chocolate ice
Speaker 1: cream with chocolate sprinkles and hot fudge. It is simple,
Speaker 1: it is basic, and it is so fucking good. I
Speaker 1: rarely rarely get it for reasons to my own, but
Speaker 1: it's delicious. Is that is my all time favorite. Brings
Speaker 1: back a lot of childhood memory.
Speaker 4: Nice mine is unwaivered for the longest time and still
Speaker 4: remains unwaivered because the pea basket and Robbins pralines and cream.
Speaker 4: There is no ice cream that touches that ice cream.
Speaker 4: It is just every time it hits, it is never bad.
Speaker 4: It is always just so pretty fucking delicious good. It's yeah,
Speaker 4: it's so good, so fucking good. Number one stone.
Speaker 2: My number one is Thrifties Animal Cookies ice cream. I
Speaker 2: fucking love that ice cream. I think I heard from
Speaker 2: somebody that they were going to discontinue it. I haven't
Speaker 2: been to a place that has thriptrees in a while,
Speaker 2: but god damn, I love that ice cream. Ice Cream
Speaker 2: is just the ship. It's just like this delicious vanilla
Speaker 2: ice cream with like bits of animal cookies.
Speaker 1: That I need to to carvel ice cream cakes with
Speaker 1: the fucking crunchies in the middle.
Speaker 2: I'm a car motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah, that's just good. You know, boys,
Speaker 2: To round out this episode, I want you guys to
Speaker 2: let me know what's been grinding your gears lately.
Speaker 1: Dom.
Speaker 2: Would you like to go first?
Speaker 4: Don't hold back now, listen man, I made him fifty
Speaker 4: two minutes just about.
Speaker 2: No, I'll go first.
Speaker 1: I'm not I got it. This So the current state
Speaker 1: of things, I am almost to.
Speaker 3: The point in your room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am almost to the point where I am.
Speaker 1: I'm overhearing all of the bullshit about our country and
Speaker 1: Trump and Epstein in the files and how crooked everyone
Speaker 1: and everything in this fucking country is. Like I'm I yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm It almost feels like it's been shoved down our
Speaker 1: throats so much on purpose to make us sick of it.
Speaker 4: I actually wholeheartedly agree with that take of him. I
Speaker 4: am so fucking fed up with the bullshit because no
Speaker 4: matter which side is bitching, you're bitching about the fucking mirror, right,
Speaker 4: Bernie Sanders telling everybody that people make too much money
Speaker 4: is a fucking joke. And Bernie sand Sanders should be
Speaker 4: exiled to some fucking island and get shafted by some
Speaker 4: aborigine person, you know what I mean, Like, fuck that guy.
Speaker 4: People telling you shit like that, Like, you know, I'm
Speaker 4: just tired of all those people, all those upper people.
Speaker 1: It seems like it seems like the arguments, the arguments
Speaker 1: are almost just getting more ignorant. And and that's that's
Speaker 1: crazy for me to say, because I do have an
Speaker 1: opinion one way or one way over the other, you know,
Speaker 1: and sure, but it does it just it just feels
Speaker 1: it feels like this is what they wanted. It feels
Speaker 1: like this is what was supposed to happen, to essentially
Speaker 1: create that organized chaos that prevents things from actually getting better.
Speaker 1: And you know, and and now we've got fucking TV
Speaker 1: shows that are getting canceled because of the way they
Speaker 1: stand and where they fucking talk or what they talk
Speaker 1: about and where they stand, and it's just stupid. I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm over it. I'm fucking sick of it.
Speaker 4: Well and and uh, in another light to mention about
Speaker 4: the TV show too, is like, you know, there's enough
Speaker 4: bullshit and media in the world already, with social media,
Speaker 4: can you just do something else? Yeah, other than your
Speaker 4: fucking political fucking rants and bullshit. Yeah, like I'm coming
Speaker 4: to you to watch and be entertained. I'm not coming
Speaker 4: to you for your political opinion.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 4: I it was the same the same way I felt
Speaker 4: about the NFL with the whole kneeling thing. I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: you want to tell me that you guys are feeling oppressed,
Speaker 4: that you're kneeling while making millions and millions of fucking
Speaker 4: dollars while people constantly throw money at your fucking business,
Speaker 4: And you want me to feel sorry for you. You
Speaker 4: had your education paid for and now you're making millions
Speaker 4: of dollars and I'm supposed to feel empathy for you.
Speaker 4: Get fucked. Go throw the football, you fucking rockhead.
Speaker 3: Period.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like I'm tired, I'm not. I'm not watching the
Speaker 4: NFL for a political stance. I'm watching it to watch
Speaker 4: grown men hump a fucking football and fight each other.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 3: And and you know the other thing is that I'm
Speaker 3: watching it for an escape.
Speaker 1: Exactly exactly. And and the other thing is is the
Speaker 1: w NBA stuff that's going on right now.
Speaker 3: And how you know they that's just fucking hallay.
Speaker 1: They want they want a larger cut of money.
Speaker 4: And no, not larger, they want MBA one money.
Speaker 1: Correct. And I was getting that point, and I'm all
Speaker 1: for it. I'm all for them. I'm all for them
Speaker 1: getting a different percentage than what they get. I do
Speaker 1: think that they get shafted, but not quite as bad
Speaker 1: as they make it out. You're talking about. You're talking about.
Speaker 4: You know, every year they've lost money as a business.
Speaker 1: They're at like fifty negative fifty million right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so tell me why they need to make more
Speaker 4: money when they're losing.
Speaker 1: On the book, on the books, on the books. It
Speaker 1: looks that way. But my my, my biggest thing, my
Speaker 1: biggest thing is that when you're getting paid, you should
Speaker 1: be getting paid accordingly. And I agree with that. However,
Speaker 1: you're asking, you're asking for a jump from seventy six
Speaker 1: thousand is the base seventy eight thousand a year is
Speaker 1: the base salary for a rookie contract in the WNBA. Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: you can't make that go from that to two million.
Speaker 3: It's two million the base for NBA.
Speaker 1: Uh No, I can't remember what it is.
Speaker 3: It's probably eight hundred thousand.
Speaker 1: I think it's eight hundred thousand. Yeah, yeah, it's something
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 4: But but my point being is I I have to
Speaker 4: disagree a little bit of just because not everybody needs
Speaker 4: to make the same amount of money.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: Women, It's not about that, it's about it's about what
Speaker 4: you bring to the tape, correct, and it's not entertaining.
Speaker 4: It's not entertaining, like like the NBA, there's a reason
Speaker 4: why they make that kind of money is because of
Speaker 4: the entertainment and what they.
Speaker 1: Put forward exactly.
Speaker 4: Now, it's it's just not I'm sorry, like I'm all
Speaker 4: for women's sports, it's just it's not as entertaining in most.
Speaker 1: In most I agree with that. And the other part
Speaker 1: of the problem that I have is you have you
Speaker 1: have this sense of entitlement that goes around the league.
Speaker 1: And that's the problem that I have with it is
Speaker 1: that they is that there the consensus is that we
Speaker 1: deserve this because we're being we're being told that we
Speaker 1: don't deserve it, but that no one's telling you you
Speaker 1: don't deserve anything. They're just telling you, Hey, listen, you guys.
Speaker 4: I want a Jed chime in and then I have
Speaker 4: a hot take on this exact topic that will probably
Speaker 4: ruffle feathers for people, but it's a hot take none
Speaker 4: of the list.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's I think that everything everything is just
Speaker 1: gone about it the wrong fucking way. You play, You
Speaker 1: play less than I think it's. I think they play
Speaker 1: forty games. So that's happen just under less than half
Speaker 1: they play forty games.
Speaker 4: It's and the arenas that they're that they're playing in
Speaker 4: is five to ten thousand people arenas. Yeah, half the size,
Speaker 4: less than half the size.
Speaker 1: And so I'm all for you getting I'm all for
Speaker 1: you getting paid what you should be getting paid. The
Speaker 1: only problem I have is that, A, Hey, you've got women.
Speaker 1: You've got women, let's just call them basketball players. You
Speaker 1: have basketball players who are out there, and nobody knows
Speaker 1: who the fuck you are. Nobody knows who the fuck
Speaker 1: you are.
Speaker 4: No, the majority of sport nut fans no two or
Speaker 4: three WNB and the ones.
Speaker 1: The ones that aren't known, are shitting on the ones
Speaker 1: that are known, like Caitlyn Clark, who are the only
Speaker 1: reason that you are in mainstream media right now.
Speaker 4: So here was my hot take. Before AJ goes, I'll
Speaker 4: just say my hot take that AJ can take over
Speaker 4: on this one. The only reason your name is being
Speaker 4: talked about is because media is forcing people to try
Speaker 4: and dive into women's sports and make it more popular.
Speaker 4: So they're forcing it down your throat, and they were
Speaker 4: forcing they've been forcing the Caitlin Clark agenda since she
Speaker 4: was a sophomore in college. And now the Angel Reese
Speaker 4: and Caitlin Clark coming out at the same time and
Speaker 4: creating a beef between them, and they're creating this whole
Speaker 4: media buzz of why they're being talked about. But why
Speaker 4: are they being talked about? Not because of their stats,
Speaker 4: not because of their skills.
Speaker 1: You know what's you know what? It's reminiscent of Larry
Speaker 1: Bird and Magic Johnson when the NBA was struggling and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, the NBA needed viewers. And how
Speaker 1: did they get viewers. They took a country bumpkin white
Speaker 1: boy and the middle of the hood black dude and
Speaker 1: they pinned them against each other. Now, don't get me wrong,
Speaker 1: both of those guys hall of famers. Both of those
Speaker 1: guys are Hall of Famers, and rightfully so, the both
Speaker 1: of these two women are not gonna be Hall of Famers.
Speaker 1: One of them will be. One of them will be
Speaker 1: a first team all ballot woman's Hall of Famer. I
Speaker 1: promise you that the other one will.
Speaker 3: Not, Right, sure, Stone, what's your take on that.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna throw out some stats here, and I
Speaker 2: think they're just gonna kind of speak for themselves about.
Speaker 3: That whole debacle.
Speaker 2: Jesus, The average revenue for the WNBA is two hundred
Speaker 2: million and the NBA is ten point five eight billion.
Speaker 2: Do you know how much of a difference there is
Speaker 2: between a million and a billion? Yeah, a million seconds
Speaker 2: is eleven days and a billion seconds is eleven years.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that's a big difference. That's a big, big, big, big,
Speaker 2: big difference. So when you have the average salary at
Speaker 2: eleven point nine million versus one hundred and twenty thousand,
Speaker 2: that might be why, you know, and if your average
Speaker 2: ticket price is eighty seven dollars per game in the
Speaker 2: WNBA and the average ticket price in the NBA is
Speaker 2: ninety four million, so it's not even a ten dollars difference.
Speaker 2: Your average attendance is a little over nine thousand people
Speaker 2: for the WNBA, your average attendance is double that for
Speaker 2: the NBA. What does that tell you? That means that
Speaker 2: the online market for Jersey's memorabilia, people spending money on
Speaker 2: whatever they can for the teams is through the roof,
Speaker 2: and it's not through the roof for the WNBA because
Speaker 2: people just aren't interested in watching it. I'm glad that
Speaker 2: there's so support that's being generated for it, you know,
Speaker 2: so it could give the market a little bit less
Speaker 2: of a monopoly on certain things. But at the same time,
Speaker 2: you can't make you know, a clan, make a pearl
Speaker 2: or whatever, and like it takes time.
Speaker 4: I don't want to say if a you know, if
Speaker 4: if one of the best high school teams in the
Speaker 4: nation can be a professional women's team, then I think
Speaker 4: the argument is over that if you should have equal
Speaker 4: pay to your male counterparts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think years ago there was a professional lady
Speaker 2: Australian soccer team that got beat by freshmen high school boys.
Speaker 3: Like something.
Speaker 1: And and to clarify that, the women in the league
Speaker 1: are asking for an equal percentage. So so they're like
Speaker 1: the men, the men have a fifty percent cut of
Speaker 1: what the revenue is and the women, and the women
Speaker 1: are looking for something equal. And I get that, and
Speaker 1: I'm I don't dispute. I don't dispute that the people
Speaker 1: who are the reason your league get the credit and
Speaker 1: the acknowledgment and bring in the fans, and you know,
Speaker 1: I think that they should get what is due to them.
Speaker 1: But to ask for millions is fucking wild And and
Speaker 1: to say that you and I think it is wild,
Speaker 1: But now I want to say this, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't think that the w NBA should go away. I
Speaker 1: don't want to see it go away. I want to
Speaker 1: see it thrive. I would love to one day see
Speaker 1: it as big as the NBA. It would be phenomenal
Speaker 1: as a sports fan to see that happen, you know,
Speaker 1: especially for all the young women that are out there
Speaker 1: that needs that needs someone to look up to, that
Speaker 1: that you know, need to have someone who can help
Speaker 1: build their confidence in the same way that some of
Speaker 1: these Wait, I was gonna say something, but most of
Speaker 1: these NBA players are fucking thugs, so maybe not. I
Speaker 1: was gonna say role models. A lot of these NBA
Speaker 1: players aren't really fucking role models. There's actually I feel
Speaker 1: like there's less and less, so I want to retract
Speaker 1: that a little bit. But I think the I think
Speaker 1: the WNBA should stay around and it should thrive, and
Speaker 1: I would like to see that. But I just don't
Speaker 1: think that you can't. I don't think that these guys,
Speaker 1: these women should be out here asking for fucking millions
Speaker 1: of dollars.
Speaker 4: Right well, And I think what it really boils down
Speaker 4: to is like, this is just the simplistic, the simplistic
Speaker 4: view of men have been in sports a lot longer
Speaker 4: than women, and that was because of rules and laws
Speaker 4: and weird fucking oppressive shit.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: But the other thing, too is.
Speaker 4: Men, for the majority at a young age, men are
Speaker 4: enthralled with sports, playing sports, watching sports, idolizing sports. Women
Speaker 4: are not for the majority. Oh yeah, and that could
Speaker 4: change over time. But until that changes, you're not gonna
Speaker 4: get the same thing now in certain professions, right, Like, Like,
Speaker 4: I remember when the u UFC was going to bring
Speaker 4: women on and I was like really, like, but that
Speaker 4: was from my mind of watching WWE, and like you
Speaker 4: watch the men wrestle and then watch the women wrestle
Speaker 4: and it's it's night and day, right, yeah, but do
Speaker 4: these women fighters in the UFC dud? I remember the
Speaker 4: first time I watched the fight, I was like, fucking
Speaker 4: bang or give me fights all night like that, right?
Speaker 4: And then like when it comes to the Olympics, and
Speaker 4: like swimming like Katie Ledecki, the US women like that,
Speaker 4: that's who I want to watch. I couldn't tell you
Speaker 4: a male swimmer right now on the men's Olympic team.
Speaker 4: I don't think, but I can name. It just depends
Speaker 4: and it takes time. Like I said, it just takes time.
Speaker 4: But I hate when they come out and say we
Speaker 4: deserve the same pay and it's like you not right now,
Speaker 4: you do, it's not right now.
Speaker 1: It's not even just like it's it's it is the
Speaker 1: entitlement of feeling like they should have the same recognition,
Speaker 1: the same coverage, and I don't. I'm not saying I
Speaker 1: disagree that they shouldn't be publicized the same or it
Speaker 1: just it's just different. You don't like, we don't see
Speaker 1: curling every fucking weekend because it's not popular. If curling
Speaker 1: was as popular as baseball, curling would be in the
Speaker 1: news as often as baseball. It's it's it's facts. No one,
Speaker 1: no one is out here discriminating, discriminating against them because
Speaker 1: they're women.
Speaker 4: It goes it goes back to the what I said,
Speaker 4: men look at men and idolize men.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: If I want to be a football player, I want
Speaker 4: to be like Joe Montana, I want to be like
Speaker 4: Ray Lewis. Right, men are not going to watch the
Speaker 4: w NBA and say I want to be like Caitlin Clark.
Speaker 1: I mean I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I mean why I think that the w NBA should
Speaker 2: partner with girl Scouts. If you want to create generations
Speaker 2: up on, generations of ladies who are going to watch
Speaker 2: your content, why not start there?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 4: You got to start at a young age to if
Speaker 4: you want the viewership and you want your company to grow,
Speaker 4: who's going to look up to you and demograph?
Speaker 3: You have to go right.
Speaker 4: You have to go after your demographic. And your demographic
Speaker 4: is not middle aged men.
Speaker 2: Who live in glory days but that or middle middle
Speaker 2: to older aged women either who want to be girls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually know no female that's like.
Speaker 4: Man, I can't wait to go home and crack a
Speaker 4: beard tonight and watch the fucking Fever versus the Aces.
Speaker 3: Never heard it? Not not once?
Speaker 1: All right, I need to go to bed.
Speaker 4: Yeah all right, tell us racist joke and let's wrap
Speaker 4: this up, catch next week, pass out later.
Speaker 1: You always assume it's racist.
Speaker 2: Up.
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Speaker 2: Guess who?
Speaker 3: Yes? Do they have a big nose and glasses? I
Speaker 3: thought it was shoots?
Speaker 2: No letter?
Speaker 3: Are they wearing? Are they wearing a hat? But specifically
Speaker 3: a small circular hat? Your name's ratne or birds.
Speaker 2: Their favorite spouse trap by
Speaker 1: It was, It was