WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:06.839 From Workhouse Connect and aj Benza fame. Uh, he'd liked 2 00:00:06.839 --> 00:00:09.119 to be walked on a leash and play really dirty, 3 00:00:09.279 --> 00:00:12.839 kinky sex games. He's the guy put the cock in 4 00:00:12.919 --> 00:00:18.160 the Peacock network. Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody inj Benzi here 5 00:00:18.160 --> 00:00:20.960 with same is it? Bitch? This is your daily Unfiltered 6 00:00:21.000 --> 00:00:24.600 podcast for the last day of the year, December thirty first, 7 00:00:24.640 --> 00:00:30.079 twenty twenty five. One two three one two zero two five. 8 00:00:31.199 --> 00:00:35.000 I know I changed the cadence of how we give 9 00:00:35.079 --> 00:00:38.600 our dates out, but you get it. One two three 10 00:00:38.679 --> 00:00:40.920 one two oho two five. Last day of the year, 11 00:00:41.000 --> 00:00:44.920 and I don't know what your resolutions are, but uh, 12 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:51.039 Mike and I and Arena and Arena's husband and our 13 00:00:51.119 --> 00:00:56.240 great friend Kenny were on relationships as a bitch, which 14 00:00:56.280 --> 00:00:59.280 you can hear today. Don't sleep on that show, you 15 00:00:59.280 --> 00:01:02.399 guys have knowing if you think it was about what 16 00:01:02.479 --> 00:01:06.359 it was about thirty forty shows ago of relationships, it 17 00:01:06.439 --> 00:01:09.200 isn't like that. It's not that way anymore because Kenny 18 00:01:09.239 --> 00:01:13.159 steps in and then me, Mike and him go round 19 00:01:13.200 --> 00:01:16.719 and round breaking balls like best friends have over fifty years. 20 00:01:16.799 --> 00:01:20.280 Due You're gonna enjoy it. That's why we do less. 21 00:01:20.480 --> 00:01:24.319 Everything's everything is a bitch because it's me, Mike and 22 00:01:24.400 --> 00:01:28.200 Kenny and Arena on relationships and it's fun. It's funny. 23 00:01:28.280 --> 00:01:31.840 You get, you get a lot of bang for your buck. Okay, 24 00:01:32.000 --> 00:01:34.599 Kenny's got a big mouth, a big opinion. You know, 25 00:01:34.719 --> 00:01:38.280 I do, Mike does his thing, Arena chimes in. It's 26 00:01:38.280 --> 00:01:42.879 a good show, it really is. And what we talked 27 00:01:42.879 --> 00:01:48.439 about today, among other things, was, you know, resolutions, what 28 00:01:48.439 --> 00:01:51.079 are we gonna do differently in twenty twenty six. Frankly, 29 00:01:51.239 --> 00:01:56.560 I'm very glad twenty twenty five is over. Typically the 30 00:01:56.640 --> 00:01:58.840 last ten years or so, I'm always glad that the 31 00:01:58.959 --> 00:02:03.840 year is over. Twenty twenty five was there were good 32 00:02:03.879 --> 00:02:07.040 things about it, there were bad things about it. And 33 00:02:07.599 --> 00:02:11.479 the biggest bad thing about twenty twenty five is the 34 00:02:11.520 --> 00:02:17.639 whole world is in flames. America is just rolling down 35 00:02:17.639 --> 00:02:23.240 a fucking hill. Ass overhead? Is that the way you say? 36 00:02:24.159 --> 00:02:26.800 Head over ass? Whatever it is, we're rolling down a hill. 37 00:02:27.039 --> 00:02:30.000 Trump is doing only can to stop it and correct it, 38 00:02:30.199 --> 00:02:33.120 and I love the guy for that. It's a big job. 39 00:02:33.199 --> 00:02:36.439 There's so many leaks in this goddamn boat we call 40 00:02:36.520 --> 00:02:39.960 America that he didn't put in there but he's trying 41 00:02:40.000 --> 00:02:44.400 to patch him up and make us become the big, great, beautiful, 42 00:02:44.680 --> 00:02:49.400 powerful fleet we are. So I got no bones to 43 00:02:49.439 --> 00:02:53.759 pick with him. But I know, in twenty twenty six, 44 00:02:53.879 --> 00:02:56.759 I have a feeling, you know, I manifest these things. 45 00:02:56.800 --> 00:02:59.960 I just like, for instance, when I got pepper spirated 46 00:03:00.159 --> 00:03:06.400 Ralph's the supermarket in LA I shouldn't have got pepper sprayed, 47 00:03:06.479 --> 00:03:09.159 but I went and I took it, and I went 48 00:03:09.240 --> 00:03:12.039 back there. That guy who pepper sprayed me's gone. I'm 49 00:03:12.039 --> 00:03:13.719 sure they heard about what he did. I'm sure he 50 00:03:13.759 --> 00:03:15.520 did this to other people or was a real asshole. 51 00:03:15.520 --> 00:03:18.319 They got rid of him. I go back there now, 52 00:03:18.680 --> 00:03:21.879 but I go back there looking for shit like I 53 00:03:21.879 --> 00:03:25.000 don't know how to explain it. I want conflict. You 54 00:03:25.080 --> 00:03:29.879 pepper sprayed me, Bitch you. I'm gonna come back. I'm 55 00:03:29.919 --> 00:03:32.039 not gonna I'm not gonna walk away. You're not gonna 56 00:03:32.080 --> 00:03:34.319 I'm not gonna cower in the corner. I'm not gonna 57 00:03:34.319 --> 00:03:37.879 stay on my stool. I'm coming back, motherfucker. That's who 58 00:03:37.919 --> 00:03:41.400 I am. That's who me and Kenny are, that's who 59 00:03:41.400 --> 00:03:44.840 we've been forever. So our resolutions this year, me and 60 00:03:44.919 --> 00:03:48.639 Kenny were let's hold each other accountable. Let's weigh. Let's 61 00:03:48.680 --> 00:03:51.639 weigh ourselves January first, tomorrow. Let's see what we weigh. 62 00:03:51.840 --> 00:03:54.000 Which we don't want to know the numbers. It's awful, 63 00:03:54.520 --> 00:03:57.080 and let's make a difference. Let's change our bodies. Let's 64 00:03:57.120 --> 00:03:59.719 be healthier, let's not eat as much. Let's drop twenty 65 00:03:59.719 --> 00:04:03.400 five thirty pounds. Let's do it. Let's hold each other accountable. 66 00:04:03.400 --> 00:04:06.599 That's what we're gonna do. But I do really feel 67 00:04:06.680 --> 00:04:15.000 that moving forward, I consense a problem with me. I 68 00:04:15.159 --> 00:04:18.199 consense that with all the stuff I have to do 69 00:04:18.399 --> 00:04:22.720 in twenty twenty six, which is think finishing my book 70 00:04:23.360 --> 00:04:25.759 and moving forward in life with things I want to 71 00:04:25.759 --> 00:04:29.199 get accomplished before I get too old. You know, at 72 00:04:29.279 --> 00:04:31.720 sixty three you can kind of see over the mountain. 73 00:04:32.480 --> 00:04:36.959 Sixty three is not fifty. When you're fifty, you take 74 00:04:37.040 --> 00:04:39.240 your horse to the top of the hill, you can 75 00:04:39.279 --> 00:04:42.000 see what you pass beyond you. Now you can more 76 00:04:42.079 --> 00:04:45.759 or less see what's over that hill. At sixty three, 77 00:04:45.800 --> 00:04:48.279 you're going down that held pretty quickly. Your horse is 78 00:04:48.399 --> 00:04:51.759 running fast, and you can't really grasp all the nuances 79 00:04:51.800 --> 00:04:54.680 of what's ahead of you unless you stop and take 80 00:04:54.720 --> 00:04:57.560 a break and give your horse some water. You know, 81 00:04:58.040 --> 00:05:00.240 it's just a It's a different kind of a each. 82 00:05:00.480 --> 00:05:04.800 It ain't fifty man. I can tell you I really 83 00:05:04.839 --> 00:05:07.160 feel this with all my heart and soul. I'm not 84 00:05:07.439 --> 00:05:11.160 just make you proud to say this. I just feel 85 00:05:11.160 --> 00:05:14.199 like I'm gonna be in a fucking fight with somebody 86 00:05:14.519 --> 00:05:22.079 regarding racism, regarding Islam, regarding liberals and conservatives. I you 87 00:05:22.120 --> 00:05:28.360 know your podcast host doesn't run away from fights or conflict. 88 00:05:28.519 --> 00:05:32.120 I run toward its. You know, I gave all the 89 00:05:32.160 --> 00:05:34.720 props in the world to cops and firemen who ran 90 00:05:34.839 --> 00:05:37.600 into the buildings on nine to eleven to get people out. 91 00:05:38.160 --> 00:05:41.839 I would be no different. I like to run toward 92 00:05:41.920 --> 00:05:45.920 the danger. Not sure if I'd be as brave as 93 00:05:45.959 --> 00:05:48.160 those fellows were on nine to eleven, but I like, 94 00:05:48.600 --> 00:05:51.480 I don't mind running toward the danger. I don't mind 95 00:05:51.519 --> 00:05:54.839 being the first man in. I'm gonna connect. I'm gonna 96 00:05:54.839 --> 00:05:57.360 make some noise. I might get pummeled, but I'm gonna 97 00:05:57.360 --> 00:06:00.319 make some noise. I just feel like twenty two twenty 98 00:06:00.360 --> 00:06:05.800 six is ripe for me to get into trouble with 99 00:06:05.920 --> 00:06:08.240 a fight, and I'll be locked up for a day 100 00:06:08.319 --> 00:06:10.360 or two and you're gonna hear about it, and Mike 101 00:06:10.480 --> 00:06:14.319 left to make an announcement on Patreon. But I feel it. Hey, 102 00:06:14.399 --> 00:06:19.319 J you're manifesting this. Listen. I've manifested everything in my life. 103 00:06:19.639 --> 00:06:23.759 When I say everything, you have no idea. I manifested everything, 104 00:06:23.959 --> 00:06:29.639 writing movies, TV show. Oh, by the way, talking about manifesting, 105 00:06:31.040 --> 00:06:34.399 I got of the people who cast for Tulsa King 106 00:06:34.519 --> 00:06:38.879 reached out to me yesterday about talking to me on 107 00:06:38.879 --> 00:06:44.879 a Zoom call considering casting. I'm like, Okay, I don't 108 00:06:44.879 --> 00:06:46.399 know how they found I don't know what they did. 109 00:06:46.480 --> 00:06:49.319 I don't I don't have a well. I have a manager. 110 00:06:49.360 --> 00:06:52.120 I haven't done anything with him for years. He's a 111 00:06:52.160 --> 00:06:55.720 great guy. Maybe they found my email through him. I 112 00:06:55.759 --> 00:06:59.759 don't know. But three o'clock I got to talk to them, 113 00:07:00.079 --> 00:07:03.720 which is kind of Weird's and New Year's Eve. But 114 00:07:04.079 --> 00:07:07.560 three o'clock today I've got a meeting with them on Zoom. 115 00:07:07.920 --> 00:07:09.800 I don't like the way I look, but then again, 116 00:07:09.959 --> 00:07:12.720 they're looking for a certain kind of look. It could 117 00:07:12.720 --> 00:07:15.560 be me. It maybe isn't me. But the fact that 118 00:07:15.600 --> 00:07:18.199 I worked with SLI in the past, the fact that 119 00:07:18.240 --> 00:07:23.600 I wrote a TV show pilot that is pretty close 120 00:07:23.639 --> 00:07:27.160 to Tulsa King could be the reason. I don't know. 121 00:07:27.399 --> 00:07:29.959 I'll let you know in the new year if that happens, 122 00:07:29.959 --> 00:07:33.240 if that comes to fruition. But I ain't chasing Hollywood. 123 00:07:33.639 --> 00:07:36.439 I've said there's a million times they're gonna chase me. 124 00:07:37.319 --> 00:07:40.720 I said that forever. I went without headshots for years 125 00:07:40.759 --> 00:07:42.920 because they said, no, no, they're gonna find me. They're 126 00:07:42.920 --> 00:07:45.079 gonna hear about me. They'll they'll come looking for me. 127 00:07:45.120 --> 00:07:50.160 And they did. So we'll see what happens. But I just, 128 00:07:50.439 --> 00:07:53.560 you know, I just feel like twenty twenty six, the 129 00:07:53.600 --> 00:07:56.639 world is on fire. The world is on boil. You 130 00:07:56.680 --> 00:07:58.720 know when you boil something and you walk away from 131 00:07:58.720 --> 00:08:00.319 the kitchen, you come back in the w what is 132 00:08:00.360 --> 00:08:03.519 going over the pot? This is what twenty twenty five was, 133 00:08:03.560 --> 00:08:06.560 and twenty twenty six is gonna just keep continuing that 134 00:08:08.560 --> 00:08:10.800 we're in a bad spot. Like I went to this 135 00:08:10.879 --> 00:08:15.600 law Rosalie today, returning some Christmas gifts, exchanging shit. Went 136 00:08:15.680 --> 00:08:18.199 to Target number one and you know, I walked. I 137 00:08:18.360 --> 00:08:24.240 just I my patience is low, my patience is thin. 138 00:08:25.079 --> 00:08:26.759 There was a guy in front of us walking in. 139 00:08:26.959 --> 00:08:29.279 He's rushing. I heard him talking rushing into his phone. 140 00:08:29.279 --> 00:08:32.399 He's walking in one half of mile an hour and 141 00:08:32.440 --> 00:08:34.799 there are people behind him with shopping carts and shit. 142 00:08:34.840 --> 00:08:37.440 This guy don't give a shit. I took my bed, 143 00:08:37.519 --> 00:08:39.320 I had some clothes in a bed I was gonna return. 144 00:08:39.440 --> 00:08:42.559 I smacked his back with the clothes and he turned around. 145 00:08:42.720 --> 00:08:46.000 Oh I'm so sorry. Are you okay? Yeah? Oh sorry, sir. 146 00:08:46.240 --> 00:08:48.279 And then I got around the guy and everybody else 147 00:08:48.320 --> 00:08:51.000 got around him. He got the message, this is who 148 00:08:51.080 --> 00:08:54.399 I am. I can't take it. And walk into Target 149 00:08:54.519 --> 00:08:58.519 and I see all these placards of these big, giant, fat, 150 00:08:58.679 --> 00:09:01.840 overweight models. Now I know Target is still doing the 151 00:09:01.919 --> 00:09:04.639 DEI nonsense. They're one of the last companies that are 152 00:09:04.879 --> 00:09:08.960 maintaining this bullshit. And I'm wow with Rosie. Look at 153 00:09:08.960 --> 00:09:11.799 this horse shit. Look at that one. This one weighs 154 00:09:11.799 --> 00:09:14.960 two forty she's on a fucking She tells people she's 155 00:09:14.960 --> 00:09:18.759 a model. Can you believe this? The word model used 156 00:09:18.799 --> 00:09:23.159 to mean something. You're a model citizen. You know this 157 00:09:23.240 --> 00:09:26.759 man is a model of decency? What does model mean anymore? 158 00:09:26.840 --> 00:09:29.480 If you're allowing people of women that weigh two hundred 159 00:09:29.519 --> 00:09:32.720 and sixty five pounds to model lingerie? What does the 160 00:09:32.720 --> 00:09:36.639 word model mean? And I can say this because look, 161 00:09:36.840 --> 00:09:39.519 some of you overweight. I'm a fat fuck. That's why 162 00:09:39.559 --> 00:09:42.120 me and Kenny are holding on ourselves accountable in the 163 00:09:42.159 --> 00:09:45.240 new year, to get thinner and look better and feel 164 00:09:45.320 --> 00:09:48.120 better and not be out of breath. I tell Rosalie 165 00:09:48.159 --> 00:09:50.879 today when I hear her, I'm in the base. When 166 00:09:50.919 --> 00:09:52.759 I hear her walking up the steps to go to 167 00:09:52.840 --> 00:09:59.120 the bedroom, I go, oh my god, she must be 168 00:09:59.159 --> 00:10:01.519 in pain. Hey hear me going up the steps to 169 00:10:01.600 --> 00:10:05.840 the main floor. I go, ro we sound like we're 170 00:10:05.840 --> 00:10:09.440 walking in the baton Death Death March. What's wrong with us? 171 00:10:09.480 --> 00:10:13.120 Were hysterical laughing. We sound like shit. I don't want 172 00:10:13.120 --> 00:10:15.200 to feel that way anymore. I don't want to look 173 00:10:15.200 --> 00:10:18.559 at six stairs and think I'm trying to climb Mount Kilimanjaro. 174 00:10:19.399 --> 00:10:22.600 It's six steps. But this is what happens when you 175 00:10:22.639 --> 00:10:25.120 get older and you gotta overweight and out of shape. 176 00:10:25.600 --> 00:10:29.960 Six steps is like, I'll do that tomorrow. Because Rosie 177 00:10:29.960 --> 00:10:31.600 wakes me up this walk, she di gonna wake ground. 178 00:10:31.600 --> 00:10:34.240 I was up nine p fifteen a J. I want 179 00:10:34.240 --> 00:10:38.200 to look at the launchy, the utility room. Jack's got old, 180 00:10:38.200 --> 00:10:42.240 this umpire equipment he used to wear. He can't umpire anymore. 181 00:10:42.320 --> 00:10:43.559 Can I want to get rid of it? 182 00:10:44.480 --> 00:10:47.159 That means they gotta go in the fucking room, pull 183 00:10:47.240 --> 00:10:49.879 out the ten the fucking plastic box with all the 184 00:10:49.919 --> 00:10:53.720 shitting guards, face mass shirts, all this shit that he 185 00:10:53.879 --> 00:10:55.679 umpired with and he was a great umpire. 186 00:10:55.679 --> 00:10:57.639 But he's not gonna do that anymore. She wants to 187 00:10:57.639 --> 00:10:59.799 get rid of it, but not in nine point fifteen. 188 00:11:00.519 --> 00:11:04.000 It's four degrees out? Can we wait until? But I 189 00:11:04.000 --> 00:11:06.600 don't wait because I know if I'm not here, she's 190 00:11:06.639 --> 00:11:08.360 gonna have to do it, and she can't do it, 191 00:11:09.480 --> 00:11:13.600 So I do it, all right. I spent ten minutes 192 00:11:13.600 --> 00:11:17.919 on this whole six Just just trust me. Twenty twenty 193 00:11:17.960 --> 00:11:21.440 six is gonna be good, but it's gonna begin badly. 194 00:11:21.960 --> 00:11:25.600 And I really feel that. And God helped me, and well, 195 00:11:25.679 --> 00:11:27.879 God help all of us, and God help Donald Trump 196 00:11:27.960 --> 00:11:30.480 more than anybody. There are gonna be attempts on his 197 00:11:30.559 --> 00:11:33.919 life in the next year. It's gonna be bad before 198 00:11:33.960 --> 00:11:36.559 it gets better. It's gonna be awful. And I've said 199 00:11:36.559 --> 00:11:38.639 this before, and I'm not the only one to say it. 200 00:11:40.080 --> 00:11:42.840 I don't know if he's gonna survive all his assassination attempts. 201 00:11:42.840 --> 00:11:48.000 I mean, God forbid, God for God for God forbid. 202 00:11:48.799 --> 00:11:54.279 But I feel like people have been emboldened to do 203 00:11:54.320 --> 00:11:58.240 this and kill, and I think it's gonna happen more 204 00:11:58.279 --> 00:12:01.039 often in twenty twenty six. That's just my feelings, and 205 00:12:01.799 --> 00:12:03.720 I could be wrong, but I got that spidy sense 206 00:12:03.720 --> 00:12:06.440 that's been good to us for many years. So we're 207 00:12:06.480 --> 00:12:09.399 going on eight years and change now. My spidy sense 208 00:12:09.440 --> 00:12:12.279 has been pretty goddamn good. Not that I'm out in 209 00:12:12.320 --> 00:12:15.720 a really thin limb on this call, but I hope 210 00:12:15.759 --> 00:12:19.440 I'm wrong. I didn't tell you guys that. A few 211 00:12:19.519 --> 00:12:23.840 nights ago, my niece Nissi, my niece Ceci came over 212 00:12:23.879 --> 00:12:26.200 and slept over. Rosalie was out for a while, she 213 00:12:26.360 --> 00:12:29.440 was working, and Joey and Julia left Cec with me. 214 00:12:29.639 --> 00:12:32.080 She's five years old. What do you want to do, baby? Well, first, 215 00:12:32.120 --> 00:12:35.759 I gave her a lot of leftover Christmas Eve. We 216 00:12:35.759 --> 00:12:39.720 were having lobster claws, shrim cocktail. This little kid, I 217 00:12:39.759 --> 00:12:42.440 didn't eat this shit at five years old. J'sy an octopus, 218 00:12:42.519 --> 00:12:47.399 gollamdis good jail, shrim cocktail, lobster. Nothing gets by her. 219 00:12:47.960 --> 00:12:50.600 I have a really cute video. If Joey would allow 220 00:12:50.639 --> 00:12:53.080 his children to be on social media, I'd post it, 221 00:12:53.159 --> 00:12:56.080 but he doesn't want them to be seen. He just 222 00:12:56.120 --> 00:12:58.759 feels like there's too many creeps out there, which I understand, 223 00:12:58.840 --> 00:13:02.360 but I'm not as us about that either way. What 224 00:13:02.399 --> 00:13:05.200 do you want to watch, honey, Let's watch K Pop 225 00:13:05.399 --> 00:13:07.960 Demon Hunters. Now, those of you who have young kids, 226 00:13:07.960 --> 00:13:11.480 maybe you seen K Pop Demon Hunters. I never did, 227 00:13:12.320 --> 00:13:14.840 but okay, that's what my niece wants to watch. We 228 00:13:14.879 --> 00:13:17.480 settle in, We sit on the recliner, she's on my lap. 229 00:13:17.639 --> 00:13:22.879 Let's watch it. And I'm looking at all the young 230 00:13:23.000 --> 00:13:29.600 boys portrayed were fags? Just feminine that they had the 231 00:13:29.759 --> 00:13:34.200 hairstyles that you would have seen farre faceted. Jacqueline Smith 232 00:13:34.279 --> 00:13:39.320 wearing in Charlie's Angels, beautiful, beautiful locks that don't belong 233 00:13:39.519 --> 00:13:43.480 on a fifteen sixteen year old boy's head. And she 234 00:13:43.600 --> 00:13:46.159 doesn't know any better. She loves this show. She loves 235 00:13:46.159 --> 00:13:48.360 the boys. I like that one on the right. He's 236 00:13:48.399 --> 00:13:51.879 so handsome. I want to tell her he's a FG, 237 00:13:52.240 --> 00:13:55.279 but I can't, so I'm texting her mother and her father. 238 00:13:55.679 --> 00:13:57.960 What am I doing with this K Pop demon Hunter Shit. 239 00:13:58.080 --> 00:14:00.279 Joey writes back, I hate that goddamn I think she 240 00:14:00.320 --> 00:14:02.600 always wants to watch it. All the boys are fags, 241 00:14:02.759 --> 00:14:05.440 I said, I know, then we're on a group chat. 242 00:14:05.879 --> 00:14:08.639 Her mother pipe said, leave her alone. She's five years old. 243 00:14:08.720 --> 00:14:12.200 That's completely normal for her to like boys. To me, 244 00:14:12.279 --> 00:14:15.279 it's not. They're not my kids. I can't say shit, 245 00:14:15.399 --> 00:14:18.639 but my kids would be told. You see those boys, 246 00:14:18.759 --> 00:14:21.679 that's not the way young boys look. They look like girls. 247 00:14:22.240 --> 00:14:25.519 That's not good. And I quickly changed the fucking channel 248 00:14:25.519 --> 00:14:28.080 and pull on. I put on bugs, Bunny. I don't 249 00:14:28.120 --> 00:14:31.320 care how many times while Coyote got the anvils on 250 00:14:31.440 --> 00:14:36.240 his head from the what's the name? The not the rabbit? 251 00:14:36.279 --> 00:14:40.600 What the fuck? You know? The thing that roadrunner. I 252 00:14:40.639 --> 00:14:44.679 want my kids to see that. One of the first 253 00:14:44.679 --> 00:14:48.200 times I came out to LA I went to Palm 254 00:14:48.279 --> 00:14:50.480 Springs to meet a girl who was working on a 255 00:14:50.519 --> 00:14:54.200 soft core porn movie, Samantha Phillips, who was a penthouse pet, 256 00:14:54.279 --> 00:14:56.399 and her and I had a thing for each other. 257 00:14:56.440 --> 00:14:59.960 And I went out there and I took Robert Evan 258 00:15:00.320 --> 00:15:03.399 car Jaguar, and he had a phone in it back then, 259 00:15:03.559 --> 00:15:07.639 big ass phone because it was early and I'm driving 260 00:15:07.720 --> 00:15:11.440 out there, and I'm interested because I am. Samantha is 261 00:15:11.559 --> 00:15:14.960 sexy as hell. This could be fun. And I see 262 00:15:15.000 --> 00:15:17.240 these chickens run across the road. I didn't know. You 263 00:15:17.279 --> 00:15:21.080 see mirages on California, whatever you wherever you live. If 264 00:15:21.080 --> 00:15:23.600 it's really hot out, you see mirages. And I see 265 00:15:23.600 --> 00:15:27.320 these chickens running across the street, across the highway. Those 266 00:15:27.320 --> 00:15:29.399 are road runners. I never saw a road runner in 267 00:15:29.399 --> 00:15:30.960 New York. I didn't know what. I thought. It was 268 00:15:31.000 --> 00:15:37.279 hallucinating anyhow, I'm off, I'm off the track, so what 269 00:15:37.440 --> 00:15:40.279 the hell was I demon hunters? Road runners? I don't 270 00:15:40.320 --> 00:15:42.720 even know where I was. The point is I would 271 00:15:42.840 --> 00:15:46.399 tell my kids, don't look at those boys and think 272 00:15:46.480 --> 00:15:49.480 that's the way boys look. That that's not the way 273 00:15:49.519 --> 00:15:56.120 boys look. But everything's changing now. Even my sister in law. 274 00:15:56.440 --> 00:15:58.679 Let her alone. She's only five. I don't care if 275 00:15:58.759 --> 00:16:02.360 she's one. I don't care. Like I don't like that 276 00:16:03.279 --> 00:16:06.039 little white girls get dolls that are black. I don't 277 00:16:06.039 --> 00:16:08.519 think that's good. I don't want black girls to get 278 00:16:08.519 --> 00:16:10.679 white dolls either. If they're black, have a black doll. 279 00:16:10.679 --> 00:16:12.399 If you're white, have a white dog. What are gonna 280 00:16:12.399 --> 00:16:16.240 introduce and cross Palainate have a black doll. It's very important. 281 00:16:16.279 --> 00:16:19.440 Why is that's so fucking important. They're two years old. 282 00:16:19.879 --> 00:16:21.759 They'll figure it out down the road. I gotta put 283 00:16:21.799 --> 00:16:23.360 a black doll on my kids, saying no, I'm not 284 00:16:23.399 --> 00:16:25.720 doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. 285 00:16:25.759 --> 00:16:27.559 And I'll tell you something else. I'm gonna have a 286 00:16:27.720 --> 00:16:30.240 I'm sorry. I'm sixteen minutes and I'm still raging. I'm 287 00:16:30.320 --> 00:16:33.679 gonna have a fight about Islam. It's coming because I 288 00:16:34.120 --> 00:16:36.480 was talking to Rosalie today in the store and I 289 00:16:36.799 --> 00:16:38.840 walked in and I see a woman behind the counter 290 00:16:38.879 --> 00:16:41.039 with the fucking he job, and I go, God, damn it. 291 00:16:41.080 --> 00:16:43.480 They're in Chicago. I can't take I haven't seen one 292 00:16:43.480 --> 00:16:45.799 homeless person in Chicago. In la I would have seen 293 00:16:45.840 --> 00:16:48.799 a hundred in the last two WEL's I come to Chicago. 294 00:16:48.960 --> 00:16:50.399 No homeless. But there's the he job. 295 00:16:50.759 --> 00:16:50.879 Now. 296 00:16:50.960 --> 00:16:53.600 This woman was nice. My name was Fatima. I don't 297 00:16:53.600 --> 00:16:55.399 know where the fuck she's from, but she's got the 298 00:16:55.440 --> 00:16:58.840 whole garb on. And I'm telling Rosalie, you know what, 299 00:17:00.200 --> 00:17:03.000 she just be quiet because I'm being quiet. She goes, 300 00:17:03.039 --> 00:17:06.000 she's very nice. Okay, she's nice. But listen, you know 301 00:17:06.240 --> 00:17:09.440 you see these Muslims chanting and praying in the streets. 302 00:17:09.759 --> 00:17:12.519 I saw a video today where a guy, an Asian 303 00:17:12.559 --> 00:17:15.759 guy in someplace in Europe. He's the Muslim call for 304 00:17:15.880 --> 00:17:20.079 prayer is so loud in this basilica or square. He 305 00:17:20.160 --> 00:17:22.960 can't take it. He kicks over a speaker. He wants 306 00:17:23.000 --> 00:17:25.960 it to end. Of course, the Muslims come and grab him, 307 00:17:25.960 --> 00:17:28.079 and it's a very bad scene. But like, I would 308 00:17:28.119 --> 00:17:30.960 do the same shit. I'm telling you. I saw a 309 00:17:31.039 --> 00:17:33.200 video of a guy on an airplane and the Muslim 310 00:17:33.240 --> 00:17:36.000 starts to pray on the floor of the airplane, right 311 00:17:36.039 --> 00:17:38.279 in front of the bathroom. And the guy is like 312 00:17:38.480 --> 00:17:40.359 coming out of the door. He doesn't want to do 313 00:17:40.400 --> 00:17:42.680 the wrong thing. What should I do? And the flight 314 00:17:42.720 --> 00:17:45.400 attendants are going, sir, if you could just like making 315 00:17:45.519 --> 00:17:48.200 excuses because the guy's praying, I want to kicked him 316 00:17:48.200 --> 00:17:50.680 in his fucking ass. Get out of here with your 317 00:17:50.720 --> 00:17:54.640 alla ofckbar bullshit. You're not praying on a fucking plane. No, 318 00:17:55.000 --> 00:17:56.920 I want to kick his ass over and then let's 319 00:17:57.039 --> 00:17:59.039 let's fight and let the cops are rescued when they 320 00:17:59.039 --> 00:18:04.279 get home. Could you tell him in the mood today. 321 00:18:04.480 --> 00:18:07.720 I'm in the mood, by the way, don't see that. Well, 322 00:18:08.039 --> 00:18:12.160 you know what. Watched a Ricky Gervais special that landed 323 00:18:12.480 --> 00:18:15.240 on December thirtieth. It's good, but it's not his best. 324 00:18:15.279 --> 00:18:19.279 It's not a bendover, laughing, hysterical special like he usually has. 325 00:18:19.319 --> 00:18:22.079 It ain't that he does a lot of freedom of 326 00:18:22.119 --> 00:18:26.160 speech shit. It's good, but I think he kind of 327 00:18:26.200 --> 00:18:29.079 mailed it in like Chappelle did with his special, although 328 00:18:29.200 --> 00:18:33.920 Ricky wasn't as nasty as Chappelle was. But two specials 329 00:18:33.960 --> 00:18:37.319 I really look forward to that to me, didn't hit 330 00:18:37.359 --> 00:18:42.319 the mark. Did not hit the mark. What's happening in Hollywood? Oh? 331 00:18:42.359 --> 00:18:47.079 Stefan Diggs, the football player, the wide receiver that Cardi 332 00:18:47.200 --> 00:18:50.160 b is with and had his kid. Not to mention, 333 00:18:50.279 --> 00:18:52.400 he's got three or four other kids from two or 334 00:18:52.440 --> 00:18:55.240 three other baby mamas, and she has three kids from 335 00:18:55.319 --> 00:19:02.359 her first man offset wonderful family unit. Apparently, Stefan Diggs 336 00:19:03.880 --> 00:19:08.240 had an altercation with his chef, his private chef, a female. 337 00:19:11.319 --> 00:19:13.759 Story is he said he wouldn't pay her, and then 338 00:19:13.960 --> 00:19:18.000 he demanded she sign a non disclosure agreement, but then 339 00:19:18.039 --> 00:19:20.039 he choked her and it was a whole thing. He 340 00:19:20.079 --> 00:19:26.200 almost choked her out. So there's a criminal complaint on 341 00:19:26.319 --> 00:19:29.000 Stefan Diggs. This is the guy is a major part 342 00:19:29.200 --> 00:19:32.240 of the New England Patriots offense and they came out 343 00:19:32.240 --> 00:19:34.880 of nowhere to be a terrific football team this year 344 00:19:34.880 --> 00:19:39.240 with their quarterback Drake May and Stefan Diggs had this 345 00:19:39.359 --> 00:19:43.839 altercation and he texted the chef, I won't be paying 346 00:19:43.839 --> 00:19:49.720 you shit. I don't gotta do a motherfucking thing. So 347 00:19:50.720 --> 00:19:54.440 Cardi B called this woman and told her, please don't 348 00:19:54.480 --> 00:19:58.079 follow any charges. She did her best to keep her 349 00:19:58.400 --> 00:20:04.960 boyfriend in the but this woman, we talk about celebrities 350 00:20:04.960 --> 00:20:09.119 who have the worst ability to pick their mates. I've 351 00:20:09.200 --> 00:20:13.119 never seen people so bad at this. They just jump 352 00:20:13.160 --> 00:20:15.640 into bed and hope it works. That's not the way 353 00:20:15.720 --> 00:20:19.599 relationships go. And people are telling her, hey, you know 354 00:20:20.240 --> 00:20:24.519 this guy three other kids, four other kids. He's choking 355 00:20:24.640 --> 00:20:29.440 his private chef. You guys didn't spend Christmas together? What 356 00:20:29.839 --> 00:20:32.640 are you doing? And here's Cardi B's response, so classic, 357 00:20:32.799 --> 00:20:36.759 she always keeps it classy. I can't shay shit, she said, 358 00:20:37.079 --> 00:20:40.039 I can't go back in time. I already had a baby. 359 00:20:40.400 --> 00:20:43.079 We need a reset. Now here's where most of you 360 00:20:43.160 --> 00:20:45.559 women would side with her and probably say the same 361 00:20:45.599 --> 00:20:48.799 thing she said, y'all want me to put my baby 362 00:20:48.839 --> 00:20:51.359 back up my pussy. Now, that's something that all of 363 00:20:51.400 --> 00:20:53.279 you women would say, right, and it's you know, it's 364 00:20:53.359 --> 00:20:57.039 kind of I don't know what y'all want me to do. 365 00:20:57.119 --> 00:20:59.000 You all want me to leave my man and fuck 366 00:20:59.079 --> 00:21:02.039 yours again, something that many of you women would say. 367 00:21:02.319 --> 00:21:05.799 You know, I understand. We can only go forward. 368 00:21:05.920 --> 00:21:08.119 No, you can't only go You could back the fuck 369 00:21:08.240 --> 00:21:12.440 up and leave. How many hents do you need while 370 00:21:12.480 --> 00:21:15.039 you're pregnant carrying his baby? He knocked up two of 371 00:21:15.039 --> 00:21:18.880 the chicks who gave birth while you were pregnant. Walk away, 372 00:21:19.079 --> 00:21:21.440 But no, they don't walk away. 373 00:21:21.839 --> 00:21:25.319 And the NFL is not gonna harm this guy because listen, 374 00:21:25.680 --> 00:21:29.880 the last regular season game is this Sunday in Boston. 375 00:21:31.119 --> 00:21:33.559 Even though he's denying these things happen, you can read 376 00:21:33.559 --> 00:21:38.680 his texts, they happened. But he's buying his way out 377 00:21:38.680 --> 00:21:41.759 of the situation. His lawyer has asked the judge to 378 00:21:41.839 --> 00:21:45.160 hold off moving forward on his case because they're arranging 379 00:21:45.240 --> 00:21:50.480 a monetary settlement. By the way, can you and I 380 00:21:50.960 --> 00:21:54.079 buy our way out of felony? Charges. I don't think 381 00:21:54.119 --> 00:21:58.839 we can. I don't think that's a thing. The law 382 00:21:58.920 --> 00:22:02.640 needs to be changed when it comes to civil court proceedings. 383 00:22:03.440 --> 00:22:07.200 They shouldn't be able to continue until criminal charges are prosecuted. 384 00:22:07.319 --> 00:22:09.880 That's the way I feel, And that would end the 385 00:22:09.920 --> 00:22:12.880 blackmail that celebrities have to go through, and it would 386 00:22:12.880 --> 00:22:16.880 stop guilty celebrities from buying their way out of prosecution. 387 00:22:18.400 --> 00:22:21.400 Out of all respect, of respect for all the parties involved, 388 00:22:21.400 --> 00:22:24.160 and given that this is an ongoing legal matter, we 389 00:22:24.200 --> 00:22:27.480 will have no further comments at this time. Okay, that's 390 00:22:27.519 --> 00:22:31.359 his lawyer. What that means is, in a translation, it 391 00:22:31.400 --> 00:22:35.200 means the Patriots are not going to suspend this fucking 392 00:22:35.240 --> 00:22:39.839 criminal for what he did because they need him for 393 00:22:39.880 --> 00:22:44.079 the playoffs, and the judge has agreed to move the 394 00:22:44.200 --> 00:22:48.079 arrangement date to March after the Super Bowl, should they 395 00:22:48.160 --> 00:22:53.519 make it. It's I mean, I know, beautiful people get 396 00:22:53.519 --> 00:22:56.400 away with murder, but soda phenomenal athletes, they get away 397 00:22:56.400 --> 00:22:58.839 with murder like crazy. When I got arrested for beating 398 00:22:58.920 --> 00:23:01.839 up the Cabby, I put that on the Facebook page. 399 00:23:02.200 --> 00:23:05.400 Now I put it on the Instagram page the other day. 400 00:23:06.359 --> 00:23:08.200 I was guilty. I beat the shit out of the guy. 401 00:23:08.599 --> 00:23:12.359