Speaker 1: What's up, everybody. Welcome to Rose Pricks. It's the morning
Speaker 1: after Bachelor in Paradise. And let me just tell you
Speaker 1: everything's changed, not with Bachelor in Paradise, just with my life. No, hey,
Speaker 1: unrelated to the thing, yeah, completely unrelated.
Speaker 2: It's weird.
Speaker 1: She shouldn't have said it like that. Yeah, well, and weirdly.
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is ironic the definition of ironic.
Speaker 1: But in my house, we're all competing for a half
Speaker 1: a million dollars, So that's that is crazy. Don't even
Speaker 1: you said that? And I was like, you've got to
Speaker 1: be kidding, and but she's not. I don't think she's kidding.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. I don't right, I don't know where
Speaker 2: the mighty are you coming from.
Speaker 1: I guess God. God's rewarding somebody in our family. God's like, listen,
Speaker 1: you guys, the five you equally amazing, but now like
Speaker 1: compete to see who's.
Speaker 2: The most amazing.
Speaker 1: And when I say God, I mean obviously Jesus, Jesus, Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course.
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 1: I mean like, yes, now I have a big macro note,
Speaker 1: I have a couple of macrons, my macro note that
Speaker 1: I just want to just pop up in it. One
Speaker 1: thing to know about me. If you had to know
Speaker 1: one thing, you're like, okay, Cecily, one thing to know
Speaker 1: about you know.
Speaker 2: Sometimes might go like, oh I.
Speaker 1: Like humor, you know, or I lead with this or whatever. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't like that. That's not that's not specific.
Speaker 2: Lead with love. I lead with love.
Speaker 1: The one thing to know about me is that I
Speaker 1: hate the words chopping block. I cannot I've hated it
Speaker 1: since reality reality shows like brought us these kinds of competition,
Speaker 1: like I had to stop watching Top Chef because of it.
Speaker 1: I absolutely hate it. And here I think for two reasons,
Speaker 1: I don't like the word. I don't like the way
Speaker 1: it sounds. Chopping block is really gross. And two, I
Speaker 1: don't like when people copy each other, like intentional all
Speaker 1: the things that we see on the Bachelor. They haven't
Speaker 1: been doing too bad of a time this season, but
Speaker 1: you know, all the buzzwords, all the things that people do.
Speaker 2: I don't like it when people don't have original thoughts.
Speaker 2: So now you heard the term chopping block once, and
Speaker 2: now everybody, I'm on the chopping ball. I don't know
Speaker 2: I'm on the chopping block. So now that We've turned
Speaker 2: this motherfucking show into this, this kind of show you got.
Speaker 2: Brian immediately like, I don't want to he's got he's
Speaker 2: kind of flemy, and Jeremy's voice is a little flemy.
Speaker 1: And it's very like I'm on a copping block and
Speaker 1: I hate it, you know.
Speaker 2: That's all I will say this.
Speaker 1: I hadn't thought about that before, but you know how
Speaker 1: much I'm bugged by you know, I'm just really trying
Speaker 1: to be intentional right now. Intentional, intentional, intentional, I hate
Speaker 1: all that, but I definitely do not like what this
Speaker 1: new twist has brought. No, absolutely totally changed the show,
Speaker 1: and for the worst in my opinion. Now listen, at first,
Speaker 1: I even said this to you because we knew what
Speaker 1: the twist was going to because they talked about it
Speaker 1: in the Coming Attractions, and I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: maybe they do need coming the coming up. Well that works,
Speaker 1: I know, I mean, yeah, it's the same thing. I
Speaker 1: don't know, it just makes me think of like movie movie. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: I thought maybe the show needed something like that, But
Speaker 1: now that it's upon us, I'm like, no, no, absolutely
Speaker 1: so not stupid. It's not the show You've ruined me,
Speaker 1: ruined it. And you know, I've been an apologist for
Speaker 1: the show all season. I come in every time a
Speaker 1: little hot probably for you of going like, I don't
Speaker 1: know what it is, but I love it. I love
Speaker 1: every second of it. I'm enjoying every I'm looking forward
Speaker 1: to it. And I meant that I have really liked this.
Speaker 1: I've liked it until now because so now you took
Speaker 1: a thing and you fucked it up. You turned it
Speaker 1: into a different thing, which I guess as Jesse said,
Speaker 1: that was what bachelor pad or was.
Speaker 2: That what it's called bachelor pad? That did it used
Speaker 2: to do a mind guest. I don't think I ever
Speaker 2: watched it.
Speaker 1: You definitely watched it. I definitely watched it, but I
Speaker 1: didn't remember that. But it must have done that. But
Speaker 1: here's the thing. I think that one of the reasons
Speaker 1: why you really like it and I liked it, liked
Speaker 1: it and I and I agree with you on this point.
Speaker 1: I think one of the things that you liked was
Speaker 1: that they do a lot of sort of a relationship.
Speaker 1: You can kind of see what kind of people they are,
Speaker 1: like they kind of you could kind of analyze, like
Speaker 1: their their styles, their you know relationship styles there, this
Speaker 1: person's got a little avoidant. But once they added this,
Speaker 1: you can't even do that anymore because it's just now
Speaker 1: it's all fake. That's none of it, none of it,
Speaker 1: but it matters. It's they're just all doing something for
Speaker 1: the camera. It's so dumb, and we have to hear
Speaker 1: chopping block a lot, and that's one of the reasons
Speaker 1: I liked it a lot more than Love is Blind,
Speaker 1: which I know I'm one hundred percent in the minority
Speaker 1: on that, but Love is Blind it's just people with
Speaker 1: notebooks telling people what they want to hear. None of
Speaker 1: it feels. I love the premise of not seeing someone
Speaker 1: until you see the seeing if there's chemistry later, but
Speaker 1: all all the bullshit buzzwords you get that in Love
Speaker 1: is Blind with no interaction for a long time, for
Speaker 1: episode upon hours and hours of just like yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: just really intentional, me too, like ew, it's just as bad.
Speaker 1: It's just kind of a slightly cooler premise that you know,
Speaker 1: maybe they won't like each other, right, but you.
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Speaker 1: Do you have any other macros? Big old overriding that's
Speaker 1: realiant notes, just that I don't like the change and
Speaker 1: I don't like the word block.
Speaker 2: I hate it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is a if this is
Speaker 1: a macro or if this is a micro or if
Speaker 1: this is just something to We'll get to completely a
Speaker 1: lot later.
Speaker 2: But god, I hate Jeremy. Oh my god. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: And I cannot believe.
Speaker 1: First of all, when I look at Reddit, some of
Speaker 1: these reddit people are like, yeah, I hated Jeremy from
Speaker 1: as soon as we saw him on Gen season. That's
Speaker 1: not true. And if you say that, you're wrong and
Speaker 1: a little bit anti Semitics. We had him, don't forget.
Speaker 2: We liked him.
Speaker 1: We thought he was kind of cute. We thought he
Speaker 1: was the only one that was kind of funny. He
Speaker 1: fooled us. We were excited for him having like a
Speaker 1: nice Jewish mom. We thought there was a little representation.
Speaker 1: Now I'm kind of embarrassed, but it's nothing about that.
Speaker 1: We thought he was kind of cute. He reminded me
Speaker 1: of like frat guys I knew in college. But then
Speaker 1: he was still kind of Remember, we didn't totally like
Speaker 1: him because he sweat a lot. I remember making fun
Speaker 1: of Jeremy a lot. Liked him because he was he
Speaker 1: was kind of nerdy in a cute way, we thought,
Speaker 1: But it was a lie. It was a toime why
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It was complete lie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am all our faces, but Brian is worse.
Speaker 1: Let's let's get into let's get into the deats of it.
Speaker 1: I mean, because I want to start with Gary because
Speaker 1: he's the ladies man that everyone loves, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: push I'm gonna say push all of y'all away. You're
Speaker 1: gonna get so mad. But I'm finding him very inauthentic
Speaker 1: and not intentional. My god, agree, you're not going to
Speaker 1: get pushed back from me. I've been saying that and
Speaker 1: it was the worst in this episode. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: he's a horrible Yeah, all right, well he's I mean,
Speaker 1: he's he's out to lunch, like he's out to lunch.
Speaker 1: And I don't understand why, I mean, what they have
Speaker 1: done these women dirty by not having enough appropriate guys
Speaker 1: like great guy.
Speaker 2: This show does not like Captain Kim. I don't know
Speaker 2: that it does.
Speaker 1: And when Captain Kim is the hero we didn't know
Speaker 1: we needed and he's gonna like setle make out with
Speaker 1: but I'm like, well, that is a switch. That's a
Speaker 1: switch that Captain Kim is now the hottest guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we are the mentioned men, the mighty, mighty mentioned
Speaker 2: man like now he's our hottie.
Speaker 1: The funny thing about him is that it's for the
Speaker 1: for the best for him, he's completely unaware of like
Speaker 1: how he kind of comes across. So I think he
Speaker 1: genuinely believes. I think he got gassed up so much
Speaker 1: in the Navy that he just carries around this confidence,
Speaker 1: this this non quiet comp this loud confidence of just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, if I set my sights on this person,
Speaker 1: they're going to be into it. You know, I've just
Speaker 1: got my pick. And meanwhile, nobody is into him. But
Speaker 1: he's sort of forced his way into faith and now
Speaker 1: she's but she's now come around, which just reinforces to
Speaker 1: him that he's amazing like and that he's going to
Speaker 1: continue to write poetry and write songs.
Speaker 2: I'm going to push back. I'm going to push back,
Speaker 2: push back. I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: I don't think Captain I think he's very humble. Actually
Speaker 1: he's got he's very Captain Lee. He looks exactly like
Speaker 1: Captain Lee from below deck. They talk, they have the
Speaker 1: same voice, same white beard, very similar vibe. So yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a little bit of like a military like I've
Speaker 1: got all this under control. But in a way it's
Speaker 1: kind of refreshing because it's like, yeah, he has no
Speaker 1: I don't think he has a big ego at all.
Speaker 1: I don't think he thinks he's amazing. I think he's
Speaker 1: just doing CAP. He's just doing cat, doing cap, capping
Speaker 1: on doing cap. That's the title of our episode. I
Speaker 1: think because I like Captain Lee so much, I'm transferring
Speaker 1: my feelings of Captain Lee on to Captain Kim. But
Speaker 1: I would love to see Captain Lee and Captain Kim together,
Speaker 1: and I bet you could. You will never see him
Speaker 1: together because they're the same person. I think, that's what
Speaker 1: I think. But I give you this faith didn't seem
Speaker 1: to really like him at first. Yeah, and that's maybe
Speaker 1: changed because of the money. You're right, so everybody's fucking around.
Speaker 1: April is laying on whose lap and saying oh to
Speaker 1: Gary's and saying blow me. That made me extremely uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you loved it that happened. No, why did
Speaker 1: it make you uncomfortable? April makes me uncomfortable. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say it. She as a human being makes me uncon
Speaker 1: She's too it's too much and and it's not because
Speaker 1: she's older at all. She's like closer to our age
Speaker 1: than like we are to the youngins, the twenty somethings.
Speaker 1: But it's that like if I had, if I have
Speaker 1: any friend that's hyper sexual like that, it's like it's
Speaker 1: like the equivalent of hanging out with like Steve Carell
Speaker 1: from the office.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like, that's not or like Ricky Gervaise, it's not
Speaker 1: what your mom said last night.
Speaker 2: It's just a lot.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine, just the constant like, Okay, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna I got the joke, April. I'm not gonna blow
Speaker 1: you though, thank you. I don't need you to blow me.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. No, it's funny. No, don't cry.
Speaker 1: It's not because you're old. No, it's not because Frankie Valley. No,
Speaker 1: I bet we can get him on the line. We
Speaker 1: can get him here.
Speaker 2: What if that's who they bring in is Franky Valley
Speaker 2: next week?
Speaker 1: I mean, did we decide is he still alive?
Speaker 2: Oh god, I know, we got to look back. I
Speaker 2: got to look that up. I'll look it up. You
Speaker 2: keep going, And well, I.
Speaker 1: Was just going to say that, speaking of Frankie Valley. Uh,
Speaker 1: Frankie Valley, Frankie Valley, American singer seems to he's ninety one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's alive. Here here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they have to bring him in because
Speaker 1: that like jumped to the end.
Speaker 2: Let's just jump to the end. We don't have to
Speaker 2: do this today.
Speaker 1: They are going to bring in like other I'm just joking,
Speaker 1: but they're going to bring in all the people that
Speaker 1: that people still have lingering feelings, right obviously, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. What if it's Frankie val Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: would be amazed.
Speaker 1: And then she and like she's torn because they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, I wrote she kind of groomed me and
Speaker 1: it wasn't great. I was pretty young when I was
Speaker 1: just like on his and they're like, doesn't matter, you're
Speaker 1: not young.
Speaker 2: Now let's go.
Speaker 1: I think she'd be wouldn't you ask the producers of
Speaker 1: this show to do that?
Speaker 2: I mean, that's a show. That's that's a show because.
Speaker 1: It wasn't even April, Like she wasn't saying she was
Speaker 1: describing what happened, but was she was she saying it
Speaker 1: was like, wasn't she kind of still defending you know.
Speaker 1: That's That's the whole thing that we discussed at length
Speaker 1: during that season, during that first season was that she
Speaker 1: wrote a whole book about it, like but like praising him.
Speaker 1: I don't think she feels like she was groomed. I
Speaker 1: think we knowing what we understand about, you know, sexual abuse,
Speaker 1: it's like pretty obvious that he fucked her up. Oh
Speaker 1: this is why I kind of feel bad because I think,
Speaker 1: you know, he probably rewired her brain somehow. Listen to this.
Speaker 1: This is a reminder from somewhere. Read it, maybe on
Speaker 1: it says, uh, somebody read her book. You know what
Speaker 1: we're talking about that. I don't even know where to begin.
Speaker 1: The fact that he knew her since she was six,
Speaker 1: but he didn't like do anything at six, but he
Speaker 1: knew her.
Speaker 2: Same as same as Frank Sinatra and Mia Farrow.
Speaker 1: I'd like to remind everybody he held there's a picture
Speaker 1: of Frank Sinatra holding me a pharaoh as a baby.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And they looked forever starting sexual but starting a sexual
Speaker 1: relationship with her ten years later when she was I
Speaker 1: guess sixteen, yeah, sixteen. The sixteen of it all is
Speaker 1: pretty fucking crazy. And someone read old artists got involved
Speaker 1: with minors. It's so gross. It makes me worry that
Speaker 1: too many men are secretly into kids. Although it's sixteen,
Speaker 1: you're not a kid. But it's too young. It's too young.
Speaker 1: I mean, you are a kid, speaking as somebody who
Speaker 1: has two seventeen year olds.
Speaker 2: They're kids.
Speaker 1: Well, you're not legal, I'll tell you that, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: You're under eighteen, you're not. It's not acceptable either way.
Speaker 1: But it's not like it's not like pre pubescent. We've
Speaker 1: talked about the difference there. It's not the same thing,
Speaker 1: but it's still fucked up because he had all that power,
Speaker 1: and she was really young.
Speaker 2: Exactly how old do we think? How old do we
Speaker 2: think that she is?
Speaker 1: Now she's in our sixty six, So he was let's.
Speaker 2: Say thirty years older, so she sixteen, and he's like
Speaker 2: it was old.
Speaker 1: But then the problem is that she then followed him
Speaker 1: around and basically cut once he was done with her.
Speaker 1: You know, she probably once she you know, was too
Speaker 1: old for him. Then he tried to blow her off
Speaker 1: and she was like, I'm not going to be ignored.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be ignored.
Speaker 2: Dan.
Speaker 1: You know, there was like then she got kind of
Speaker 1: obsessive about it, and then he started having restraining orders
Speaker 1: and the whole thing is so ugly, but you know,
Speaker 1: he it's his fault. He caused this. And now we're
Speaker 1: having to be put in the Mother show where we're
Speaker 1: watching this show and going, oh my god, she's so
Speaker 1: sexually inappropriate and yeah, like I think so he was
Speaker 1: like forty trying to date. You know that again, also
Speaker 1: like Woody Allen soon ye vibes, I mean like or
Speaker 1: not even sun Ye, like Uriel Hemingway, he was in
Speaker 1: his forties and she was seventeen. Like, what's happened? What
Speaker 1: you guys thought you were here for? Like not a
Speaker 1: long time, a good time, not a long time whatever.
Speaker 1: The kids are all saying constantly, it's going to be
Speaker 1: neither neither here. You're not going to get a long time.
Speaker 1: I'm going to bail pretty soon. So we start out
Speaker 1: with a little recap of what's been going on, and
Speaker 1: Nancy is worried she's not going to get a rose
Speaker 1: from Gary because Gary went on a date with Leslie,
Speaker 1: right so, which, like you know, it didn't mean anything.
Speaker 1: But in the recap it's like the writers are like, oh,
Speaker 1: you guys, are all fooled because of their date.
Speaker 2: You think he's going to pick Nancy. Were you worried
Speaker 2: he was going to pick Nancy.
Speaker 1: I didn't even think about it. I have still not
Speaker 1: thought about it. And yes, and Captain you know, he
Speaker 1: said he hasn't had enough time. I mean, we don't
Speaker 1: really care or understand their relationships. I was surprised that
Speaker 1: Captain Kim, when we get to that, like, chose faith
Speaker 1: over Nancy.
Speaker 2: I was a little shocked by that. Know what's going
Speaker 2: on behind the scenes, But.
Speaker 1: When he's talking, he pulls Nancy and he's talking to her,
Speaker 1: and he's so red, like a little tiny devil. Not
Speaker 1: that he's a devil at all, but he just looked
Speaker 1: like a little like he looked like a costume of
Speaker 1: a devil. Yeah, you know, he just kept getting better.
Speaker 1: But they did have a very nice conversation about their
Speaker 1: spouses passing away.
Speaker 2: He was I liked what he said.
Speaker 1: I teared up a little on that where he said
Speaker 1: she was so kind at the end, and she said
Speaker 1: she had too much joy in her life to end
Speaker 1: it being sad, and then they both cried.
Speaker 2: Both Nancy.
Speaker 1: Nancy's lovely. I think Captain Kim is lovely. That was
Speaker 1: before that he maybe not that lovely is we we
Speaker 1: have this no, we have this two camera with Gary
Speaker 1: and he's like and he goes like this, I just
Speaker 1: took it exactly. Well, Big Gary has some decisions to make.
Speaker 1: I do not like anyone referring to themselves in the
Speaker 1: third person. He's not trying to be funny, yeah, big
Speaker 1: g it said under the Yeah, he's not trying to
Speaker 1: be He's a lot. He's like constantly high, like he
Speaker 1: has a rain that just is high. It seems he's
Speaker 1: not high.
Speaker 2: So basic too, he's so he's so boring to me.
Speaker 2: I don't get him at all. I don't get him.
Speaker 1: Has edge, But then they show her she's so desperate
Speaker 1: with him. She's just like, Gary, if you talk to me,
Speaker 1: I could fall asleep to your voice. We all could, Kat,
Speaker 1: and they deserve it. And then yeah, so then April
Speaker 1: is like laying against Gary's chest, right yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: And then they have Gary again talking to camera and
Speaker 1: they his chiron is pimpin.
Speaker 2: Ain't easy.
Speaker 1: I mean, now all right, let's skip over to Kat
Speaker 1: and what's his face? Because Kat, Kat has the I
Speaker 1: keep writing, Drew, but it's Dale, which is really funny.
Speaker 1: I wrote Drew this entire time, every single note that
Speaker 1: was Dale. I just wrote Drew. That's how like not
Speaker 1: invested I am and Drew Dale at all. But Kat says,
Speaker 1: She's like, isn't.
Speaker 2: It kind of cool that I've only kissed you? I
Speaker 2: kind of like that. I like that. He's like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I like that, and he's like, yeah, I kissed a
Speaker 2: lot of I only gave you the Rosebook like I
Speaker 2: kissed some people. She's like, I like that too. I
Speaker 2: like that for you. I like that we're how steady
Speaker 2: we are.
Speaker 1: And then Dale goes, yeah, unfortunately, the one thing I'm
Speaker 1: missing from you, you're kind of holding back, you know, things,
Speaker 1: things are important about you. And then Dale says instead
Speaker 1: of just going like hey, let's talk about some of
Speaker 1: that stuff now, he goes, what's your biggest restriction on that? Like,
Speaker 1: what's your biggest restriction telling me stuff about your restrictions?
Speaker 2: Like are you I thought he's going to go a
Speaker 2: different way.
Speaker 1: I thought he's going to be like you said that
Speaker 1: you because she he says to her, like you said
Speaker 1: you'd open it, you said you'd do something you didn't do,
Speaker 1: like he means open up. But I thought it was
Speaker 1: like like butt stuff. You said from the beginning you
Speaker 1: would do butt stuff. Yeah, now you haven't done. Now
Speaker 1: what's your restriction on butt stuff? But why why no?
Speaker 1: And then it comes because he's like, because we have
Speaker 1: Aisha is just right over there like watching us talk,
Speaker 1: and Alicia made it real clear to me that she's
Speaker 1: up for butt stuff, like totally up for butt stuff.
Speaker 1: So I don't know, I am not liking Alicia either, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, no, she's no great, she's no great,
Speaker 1: not no good, She's no great, no great, no great.
Speaker 1: And then so Kat is like, yeah, well I spent
Speaker 1: my life hiding. I think that's why your comments struck
Speaker 1: such a nerve with me. Then they do a flashback
Speaker 1: again because we have no like these people have had
Speaker 1: no new conversations. So we go back to him saying
Speaker 1: we have different upbringings, and then he goes he goes, hey, hey, you,
Speaker 1: there's nothing you could tell me that would make me
Speaker 1: judge you. And then the editors show him in an
Speaker 1: interview going yeah, there's another girl here, Alicia who's like
Speaker 1: ready to do butt stuff. But like I know, Kat
Speaker 1: wants to be here, but you know what got to
Speaker 1: get uncomfortable. My god, God, I was I was so
Speaker 1: bored by that conversation. I was so I just wrote
Speaker 1: boring blah vocal fry. So then Alicia is at the
Speaker 1: bar with Jonathan, that's right, trying to make a freaking
Speaker 1: move on her.
Speaker 2: I really don't like Jonathan anymore at all.
Speaker 1: I know he's I am torn about him because he's
Speaker 1: he's He's definitely not.
Speaker 2: The worst, He's not great.
Speaker 1: But he just leads people on either he's gay, which
Speaker 1: is totally fine, but like or he has real avoidant stuff,
Speaker 1: so he does he cannot like anybody who actually likes him,
Speaker 1: and he goes so hard for the girls that are
Speaker 1: coupled up. That's all he's done is pushback a little
Speaker 1: on Jonathan as well, because I think if you're if
Speaker 1: you're thrown into a group of people, you're not automatically
Speaker 1: gonna like any of them. And you you know, like
Speaker 1: he's trying to play the game a little bit, but
Speaker 1: he's just not into these women. He's the right however
Speaker 1: that are with people, Well that might be true, but
Speaker 1: look at look at who. Let me just say, like
Speaker 1: Jill was definitely never going to be an option. Leah
Speaker 1: is not great. He sees what we do you.
Speaker 2: Think he missed low.
Speaker 1: I know that Jill reads a lot of stuff into stuff,
Speaker 1: but now that we're seeing how he's been with Leah,
Speaker 1: I do think it's Jonathan. I think Jonathan is saying
Speaker 1: maybe maybe not two camera, but I think he's telling
Speaker 1: these girls he's into them. He just wants to stay right. Well,
Speaker 1: then we have our rose ceremony. No I said it
Speaker 1: like that. Liduson who startase Carisa, by the way, at
Speaker 1: this point, is like, I'm not sure I'm going to
Speaker 1: get a rose because Brian's been acting so weird. But
Speaker 1: he does offer her a rose. I hate him so much,
Speaker 1: and he's like, you're a blessing. You're a blessing. You're
Speaker 1: more of a blessing than botox. And then they make
Speaker 1: out and.
Speaker 2: She's like yay. He gets seventy four units.
Speaker 1: He later says, I'm learning about units because I haven't
Speaker 1: done it yet, and I've been told him to just
Speaker 1: need fifteen in my forehead, just fifteen in my eleven.
Speaker 1: He says, he gets seventy four units. That's a lot
Speaker 1: of botox. A lot of botox. He does it all
Speaker 1: over his face. Yeah, that's weird though he's so young, Okay, Andrew,
Speaker 1: they get Alex a rose and he tries to do
Speaker 1: any French but he fails. Then Jeremy blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: all the couples. Then Dale gives his rose to Cat
Speaker 1: of course, then Sean and Sean, he tells us that
Speaker 1: he just loves He tells the cam he's like, I
Speaker 1: love waking up to Cat and seeing her beautiful face. No,
Speaker 1: not Cat, Alicia. Alicia, hmm, it's so easy. We love
Speaker 1: seeing her beautiful face every day. And then he gives her,
Speaker 1: offers her the rose, and then she tells the camera, Yeah,
Speaker 1: if Dale had offered me the rose, I would have
Speaker 1: been so happy. Oh my god, I would totally do
Speaker 1: but stuff with him, like the works but whatever too,
Speaker 1: Like poor Cat, what did Cat ever do to you?
Speaker 1: Dale's not even that gir. I mean, I know Cat's
Speaker 1: not perfect, but yeah, I was really cringing. I just
Speaker 1: wrote both Alicia and Sean suck.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's something else. I know this could have been
Speaker 1: a macro, but this made me insane during this whole time,
Speaker 1: and it really started speeding up at this moment, Jonathan right,
Speaker 1: he comes up there and they start playing this like
Speaker 1: fake White Lotus music. You can't Okay, this comes back
Speaker 1: to chopping black. I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. You
Speaker 1: can't just steal shit, Okay? Can I go on a
Speaker 1: little bit of a rant, like a quick You can't.
Speaker 1: People work really hard to create art, right, you can't
Speaker 1: just steal their stand up jokes. You can't just like
Speaker 1: watch White Lotus and then go do something like that,
Speaker 1: because they were totally doing it, even with the animal
Speaker 1: sounds and everything. It was like, I mean, they were
Speaker 1: totally doing White Lotus. And they can do that if
Speaker 1: it's if it's far enough away, if they can prove
Speaker 1: that it's not exactly the same, which I'm sure they can.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it has to be like two notes different.
Speaker 2: Doesn't that make you so many? It makes me mad.
Speaker 1: If I'm reading a comment on let's say Instagram under
Speaker 1: the comment section and someone's like, you might as well
Speaker 1: wear those shoes on bars. Let's say someone will say
Speaker 1: that like there, and then the next comment a different
Speaker 1: person says the same thing that. I don't know why
Speaker 1: that happens. I don't know if it's a bot problem.
Speaker 1: It might be a bot problem, but it's just somebody.
Speaker 1: It might be bots. Okay, that just occurred to me
Speaker 1: so because I always thought I was like you, so
Speaker 1: you just read that and wrote the exact same thing
Speaker 1: right after it. Yeah, that's crazy, that's what it reminds
Speaker 1: me of. And I was really mad. I'm like, don't
Speaker 1: try to be don't you dare, don't you dare even
Speaker 1: say white Lotus on this show like you have You're
Speaker 1: not You're not even cluk, there's no you're not in
Speaker 1: the same earth.
Speaker 2: Get out exactly. I'm so sorry. That really made me mad.
Speaker 2: So he chooses Leah and nobody cares and it's like oohoo,
Speaker 2: White Lotus.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, So I didn't then Keith Kathy, I just
Speaker 1: wrote why why Keith?
Speaker 2: Well, Keith is.
Speaker 1: Just trying to stay there for whatever reason, because he
Speaker 1: even says they're just friends. Because remember when Keith tried
Speaker 1: to make that like April and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: by the way, Kathy and I are like just friends, right,
Speaker 1: So they're obviously there for strategy, and I'm not sure
Speaker 1: what that strategy is because I mean, I guess they're
Speaker 1: going to try to win the money. But do you
Speaker 1: think it's possible that they knew that there was a
Speaker 1: money thing. I don't think it's possible they knew ahead
Speaker 1: of time. I'm not sure. I don't think so. I
Speaker 1: feel like the reaction when when we find out the twist,
Speaker 1: I feel like the reaction would be bigger, which we're
Speaker 1: almost at, but everybody's pretty much like, oh, cool, Well yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't really yeah. I think they're just old and tired,
Speaker 1: to be honest. But that then Captain Lee, this was
Speaker 1: a bit of a surprise. I thought it was going
Speaker 1: to be Nancy, but he chooses Faith, which I ended
Speaker 1: up liking Faith. Not that I didn't like, like who
Speaker 1: doesn't like her? But she never really did it for me,
Speaker 1: but I was liking her this time. This was kind
Speaker 1: of true. He does say some stuff that's like pretty sweet.
Speaker 1: He says he says, Costa Rica is a long way
Speaker 1: to go to give someone a rose from Washington because
Speaker 1: they're both from Washington.
Speaker 2: That was really cute.
Speaker 1: And then shockingly, Nancy doesn't get picked because Gary's up
Speaker 1: next and he chooses Leslie, which I was happy about
Speaker 1: because we love Leslie, but we also love Nancy. I
Speaker 1: love Nancy. I think she's amazing. I would totally hook
Speaker 1: up with her. And I don't even like women. I
Speaker 1: mean I like them, I'm just not sexually attracted to
Speaker 1: them the way Stephanie is.
Speaker 2: But the thing as though that's like a slam.
Speaker 1: But I mean Nancy to be that hot, that beautiful
Speaker 1: Anne pulled together and everything like she didn't Wow, that
Speaker 1: just tells you, well.
Speaker 2: I don't think they're kind of being strategic.
Speaker 1: I don't think and Leslie they have a friendship Gary.
Speaker 1: I think Nancy might be she might read a little cold.
Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, so, and then Natasha has to leave, and
Speaker 1: then April doesn't get picked.
Speaker 2: Yeah that it was fine. It was time for eight
Speaker 2: months ago.
Speaker 1: Although I loved what she said, I believe she was
Speaker 1: like I came here for love, I got all the
Speaker 1: love or something like that. She gave a really cute out.
Speaker 1: We wish her well. I do think she you know,
Speaker 1: maybe some people are just more sexual than others. I've
Speaker 1: come around on her some me out. I know some
Speaker 1: people like her a little bit. I think she was
Speaker 1: very damaged as a kid, and I think she spent.
Speaker 2: Her life like.
Speaker 1: Being this like hyper sexual, like I need attention so
Speaker 1: much and it makes me feel kind of bad. I
Speaker 1: don't know that it can all be said based on that,
Speaker 1: but whatever it is, that's who she is, and she
Speaker 1: is out now.
Speaker 2: She'll find love. She just I don't know. I wouldn't
Speaker 2: trust her.
Speaker 1: She'd be the kind of person that, like, she still
Speaker 1: had a boyfriend, Yeah, if she could.
Speaker 2: She probably used to be able to do that. And
Speaker 2: I think, oh, I'm.
Speaker 1: Sure, I'm one hundred percent sure she stole some husbands.
Speaker 1: I don't think steal, but she would sleep with you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't think steel because you don't think like seducing
Speaker 1: somebody's husband and then then getting them to fall in
Speaker 1: love with you and marry you and then break up
Speaker 1: and like have a really nasty divorce and end up
Speaker 1: with you. Probably not. I get a little Alex Forrester.
Speaker 1: I'm using the character name instead of Glenn Close. I
Speaker 1: was really trying to go but I'm getting a little
Speaker 1: of that vibe, and that's fine. That's fine for her.
Speaker 1: Natasha was funny when she left those She's like whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she goes, well, I got some tools. I don't
Speaker 2: really know it. I like me buy that, but okay,
Speaker 2: so now now I like to us time.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's funny because we're like halfway through,
Speaker 1: well more than halfway through this episode. But it's time
Speaker 1: for Jesse to tell us, guys, no more new arrivals.
Speaker 1: Okay now from now on, even though a lot of
Speaker 1: you are just friends or constantly fighting, everything is a
Speaker 1: relationship test. So did the did the producers think that
Speaker 1: these couples would be further along, like would like each
Speaker 1: other more. Maybe it's like one couple that likes each
Speaker 1: other at this point.
Speaker 2: That's a very good point.
Speaker 1: Also, I want to note, I want to note a
Speaker 1: technical problem in this point, which I'm sure you noticed.
Speaker 2: He was telling all.
Speaker 1: Jesse was saying all this stuff, but obviously they had
Speaker 1: to do like retakes for the sound and so the
Speaker 1: vo of him some like sometimes they'd switch straight to
Speaker 1: the view and it would sound like this. You'd be like,
Speaker 1: I'll right, everybody, he laps, you know, it's like the
Speaker 1: time has come new arrivals. Then it cuts away from
Speaker 1: him and it's just the view and he's like, these
Speaker 1: new arrivals are blant to be or no whatever.
Speaker 2: It is, like, there's going to be no new arrivals.
Speaker 2: But the game has changed.
Speaker 1: Then a totally different voice going back to him, that's
Speaker 1: just bad, that's just bad looping or whatever, like it's
Speaker 1: just bad, it's just bad editing. And so we find
Speaker 1: out that they can make up to half a million dollars.
Speaker 1: Everybody kind of collapsed, Like you said, nobody really cares, right,
Speaker 1: So Jesse goes, hey, guys, here's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2: Everybody, good night, Go sleep on it. Here's what we're
Speaker 2: gonna do.
Speaker 1: Good night. We'll find out more later when I like it,
Speaker 1: because I don't feel like it right now. And I
Speaker 1: have a note to ask you if you're getting a
Speaker 1: lot of commercials for these new game shows.
Speaker 2: Yes, Martin shortt.
Speaker 1: Family Feud, Password Match Game enough, Like all were there
Speaker 1: like celebrities, and it's like Anna Gasteire is not really
Speaker 1: a celebrity anymore, is she? Thomas Lennon. I mean, these
Speaker 1: are all people that I like. But yeah, I noticed
Speaker 1: that too. Although my friend really loves celebrity Family Feud,
Speaker 1: And so when I saw her in Dallas, we watch
Speaker 1: She's like, we watch a couple of episodes with me.
Speaker 1: I was like, I would be my honor honestly to
Speaker 1: spend time. I really mean that.
Speaker 2: I love like. If I'm just hanging with a friend,
Speaker 2: I'd love to watch that. And I loved it. I
Speaker 2: loved watching it. I don't know why. Maybe it was
Speaker 2: just like her loving it, but I loved it.
Speaker 1: I even said we were she'd recorded some on Like
Speaker 1: and I go, oh, no, like, and I go, let's
Speaker 1: see if it's on who Like.
Speaker 2: We looked.
Speaker 1: I go, let's see if there's some just like on Netflix.
Speaker 1: And we found out, Oh and.
Speaker 2: Watch three more. Said I don't mind that one.
Speaker 1: It's just I think it's because I was a producer,
Speaker 1: writer producer on a on an updated version of Match Game,
Speaker 1: and it's really stupid no match Game and Martin Short
Speaker 1: deserves better. I know they're all making a shit ton
Speaker 1: of money. I know Martin Short is Martin Is. I mean,
Speaker 1: you got you get money doing that, and he's delightful.
Speaker 1: He just wants to tap dance for you. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I mean he could do better. It's a lot of
Speaker 1: people you've never heard of. They're like, hey, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: it's the guy from the movie The Interview who played
Speaker 1: Kim Jong Un.
Speaker 2: It's like, well, first of all, isn't that movie like
Speaker 2: eight years old?
Speaker 1: Is that not Bobby Lee? Is that not Bobby Lee?
Speaker 1: I hope that that is not. It was now Bobby Lee.
Speaker 1: I will say, would thought would think that was funny.
Speaker 1: He would think that it was funny that I said that,
Speaker 1: and that I because I genuinely thought it. Wow. I
Speaker 1: know that he would think that was funny. I don't
Speaker 1: feel okay, okay, So let's see day eleven. All the
Speaker 1: guys are working out. Of course, there's the requisite. It's
Speaker 1: so gross. I hate that Jeremy takes his body so seriously.
Speaker 2: He's work on your face.
Speaker 1: Jeremy right, I'm sorry, I'm not like it's I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I just cannot stand him. I
Speaker 1: just have a visceral reaction every time his face is
Speaker 1: on my screen. I understand it's like how I feel.
Speaker 1: I definitely get I get it. Yeah, it's weirdly rewarded.
Speaker 1: And I need them to get to the part where
Speaker 1: somebody tells Bailey about what he's been up to sooner than.
Speaker 2: Later, agree, But they're going to stretch that out forever.
Speaker 1: Now, So let's see Captain Kim and Faith talk and
Speaker 1: Captain Kim tells us he's like, you know what, guys,
Speaker 1: I don't care about the money at all, not at
Speaker 1: all in that one bit. I just want to serve
Speaker 1: my country and find love. I think he's telling the truth.
Speaker 1: I think he would like the money. I think that's
Speaker 1: crazy to say he doesn't care about it at all.
Speaker 1: That's just crazy. But I think he's I think Captain
Speaker 1: Kim really turned out to be the soul of the show.
Speaker 1: I agree with you, maybe the maybe kind of the mansion.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's the mate. I'm gonna say, he's a man, is.
Speaker 2: A mansion man. We are the mansion men. Man the Mighty.
Speaker 1: Find out that Faith got divorced from her husband, but
Speaker 1: then when he died, she started grieving him. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I said that was sweet what she was saying.
Speaker 1: I totally understood that, and I I liked Faith, And
Speaker 1: this is this is kind of when I really turned around.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, there is a person there, because until
Speaker 1: then we hadn't really seen much from her.
Speaker 2: She was you know, but I must be tough to
Speaker 2: do that on TV.
Speaker 1: So all right, then we have and everybody's like starting
Speaker 1: to get into their little couples and ask each other
Speaker 1: questions because I they and who's a target? That got
Speaker 1: annoying too, like we might be a target music food? Well, oh,
Speaker 1: they're trying to learn about each other for the game.
Speaker 1: But I thought it was what's your favorite I thought
Speaker 1: it was really funny that Alex and Andrew a talking
Speaker 1: in one of the questions.
Speaker 2: I think she asked him, or is what's your favorite color?
Speaker 1: And I hope Brian has a full on fucking meltdown
Speaker 1: during that que asking each other questions.
Speaker 2: I'm sure he did.
Speaker 1: For he was like, stop asking and they show a flashback.
Speaker 1: So she's pissed off because it's really awkward when they're talking.
Speaker 1: He's being a dick and they show a flashback from
Speaker 1: the night before with him her kind of yelling at
Speaker 1: him like she's like, what's up with you? Why are
Speaker 1: you being so weird? And he's like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: Like it's that push pool. They're in a they're in
Speaker 1: a bad loop now because he's being a dick. She's
Speaker 1: getting really, like you said, anxious about it and it's
Speaker 1: making him more of a dick. You can't you can't
Speaker 1: fix that with questions. She has no way out. She
Speaker 1: has no way out. The only way out is for
Speaker 1: her to be manipulative and try to find another guy
Speaker 1: be like yep, se yeah, but.
Speaker 2: It's too late. He's never gonna be cause the problem
Speaker 2: is it's too late for that. The couples are the couples.
Speaker 2: She didn't have to give her rose to him. Well,
Speaker 2: who she could have given a rose to. Let's say Gary, she.
Speaker 1: Could give it to an old and I guess that
Speaker 1: would They're just not going to do that because they're
Speaker 1: already in couples. So but Parice is like Walker, Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: is everything okay?
Speaker 2: No, Brian asked her. He's like, is everything okay? She's
Speaker 2: like yeah.
Speaker 1: He goes, is there something you want to talk about?
Speaker 1: But he's being a dick, like you said, and.
Speaker 2: She's like well.
Speaker 1: Then she tells us that the night before didn't end well,
Speaker 1: and we get this night vision cam where she's in Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's sitting on the bench. She's like frustrated. I gave
Speaker 1: up a month of work to come here, and like,
Speaker 1: I met you on day one and it was so great,
Speaker 1: but like, I don't know what's happening between us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's he's so awful and that makes him more of
Speaker 1: a dick. So now Wells comes in. He has some
Speaker 1: sort of box, which I didn't really totally write down
Speaker 1: what that was. And Dale and Kat are talking and
Speaker 1: he brings everybody the box and it's some kind of game, right,
Speaker 1: and I loo and oh yeah, oh yeah, poker chips.
Speaker 2: That's what it was. I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I honestly thought I wrote potato chips. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: was I just hungry?
Speaker 2: No poem?
Speaker 1: And Dale goes, oh, it's poker chips and Kat Kat,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, she is so dumb. She's really really dumb.
Speaker 1: And they do a lot of shots of her face
Speaker 1: where her mouth is like a little bit open because
Speaker 1: she's kind of thinking and not understanding what's happening. And
Speaker 1: she goes, how do you know? And he's like, because
Speaker 1: there are poker chips and it says you can bet
Speaker 1: on it. M hmm. She's like, oh, okay, all right.
Speaker 1: So then they'd explain, you know, a million things over
Speaker 1: and over. They explained the game. At first, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't even understand, but then I did. I it was,
Speaker 1: you know, it was, I got it.
Speaker 2: I got it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, But wasn't it ridiculous? I thought this was
Speaker 1: a bad editing move. This should have the editor should
Speaker 1: have written in chiron like don't worry about it, you'll
Speaker 1: get it when we start playing.
Speaker 2: Yes, that would be funny. That was the time.
Speaker 1: This reminds me of like when you when like people
Speaker 1: want to play a game and you have to read
Speaker 1: all the instructions, like unless I already know how to
Speaker 1: play the game, like I want, I'll play Sorry, I'll
Speaker 1: play Monopoly. I know, but if you bring out these
Speaker 1: new games and there's so many rules and I cannot
Speaker 1: follow them. And this is how my brain felt watching
Speaker 1: this part of the show. Totally totally and we got
Speaker 1: exactly what you said. We got it as it went along,
Speaker 1: but as they're explaining it then there's so much of it.
Speaker 1: There's and also the big thing is like whoever wins,
Speaker 1: they get an extra rose to send to the three
Speaker 1: the bottom.
Speaker 2: I did not. They told us that's so many times
Speaker 2: and I didn't understand. I was like, wait until until
Speaker 2: it happens.
Speaker 1: It's like show us, don't tell us, just show us, Yes,
Speaker 1: just tell us once and show us.
Speaker 2: So Bailey and Jeremy, I we don't have to go
Speaker 2: through it. I wrote a couple of highlights.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well there's was like text, which is.
Speaker 2: The first question.
Speaker 1: How many unread text messages does Bailey have on her phone?
Speaker 1: Is it higher or lower than eight hundred and fifty?
Speaker 1: And I just know I was confused by this. I
Speaker 1: was like, she must mean emails. There's no way she
Speaker 1: has eight hundred unread text messages, right, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's so funny that you said that, because I thought
Speaker 1: the same thing. I was like, I've never seen somebody
Speaker 1: have that many unread texts. The young kid, the young kids,
Speaker 1: the younger because they give their phone out for so much,
Speaker 1: so so much of it as spam. So the way
Speaker 1: that we get like I have nine hundred unread emails,
Speaker 1: I do because it got out of it got away
Speaker 1: from me, like every New York Times that I didn't deliver,
Speaker 1: like you know, it just got it got away.
Speaker 2: And so there's so much of that.
Speaker 1: So I think that's texting for them, because they just
Speaker 1: get everything on their right.
Speaker 2: Then I think, I guess it's possible.
Speaker 1: But it's the next one I wrote down, So he
Speaker 1: gets it, he gets it right, it's higher. Then the
Speaker 1: next question is the amount of money that Faith spends
Speaker 1: on beauty maintenance. Is it higher or lower? Than twenty
Speaker 1: five dollars.
Speaker 2: A month or a week a month.
Speaker 1: Well, that's ridiculous. I mean, Kim could not have won.
Speaker 1: That's insane. He's like, well, I know she's low maintenance,
Speaker 1: but that would be crazy, which that makes me think
Speaker 1: Kim's a real man. He gets it now and that
Speaker 1: it's less than.
Speaker 2: Twenty five dollars a month. Come on. And here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I was playing this the same way that I won
Speaker 1: a car on the Hollywood Squares, and the way I
Speaker 1: did it was I use strategy and I feel like
Speaker 1: these people I could have had a meet a meeting
Speaker 1: with them, and it's like the craziest answer is always correct.
Speaker 1: So on Hollywood Squares, when I was studying it to
Speaker 1: play to go on it, and it worked out.
Speaker 2: If it's a true or false and it's a crazy thing,
Speaker 2: it's true.
Speaker 1: M hmm.
Speaker 2: And if it's not that crazy, it's false always. That's
Speaker 2: how the writers wrote it. They didn't try to they
Speaker 2: didn't trick you in that way. It was it was
Speaker 2: they were all meant to be tricky, you know.
Speaker 1: And if it was like who, like one of my
Speaker 1: questions was who is the which which child star made
Speaker 1: the most money you know, ever or whatever, And it
Speaker 1: was between Shirley Temple, Mickey Rooney or Jackie Coogan.
Speaker 2: Jackie Coogan right.
Speaker 1: Correct, least likely the person doesn't seem obvious. So I
Speaker 1: was like for him, Captain Kim, I was like, go lower,
Speaker 1: go lower. Nope, he was wrong. But that's okay. He's okay.
Speaker 1: But I mean it was it was a cute thing.
Speaker 1: I got a lot of them wrong. I tried to
Speaker 1: play along too, and I got a lot right. That
Speaker 1: was funny was they asked Leah. They asked Jonathan how
Speaker 1: many times Leah's faked an orgasm? Is it higher or
Speaker 1: lower than ten?
Speaker 2: And he he said a higher And she's like, nope,
Speaker 2: I don't lie. I don't lie. I don't lie. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they don't. That was all right.
Speaker 1: That was a funny one, Kim. And I mean, there's
Speaker 1: any Dale, the amount of times Dale has had sex
Speaker 1: in a single day. Could this guy get any grosser?
Speaker 1: Is it higher or lower?
Speaker 2: Four?
Speaker 1: Do you think they met with different people or with
Speaker 1: the same person. That's what I was thinking. That's exactly
Speaker 1: what I was thinking. But I think they mean the
Speaker 1: same person. And she says higher and she's right. Then
Speaker 1: they ask Parisa and Brian get one about how much
Speaker 1: money she's willing to spend on a wedding. He's higher
Speaker 1: or lower than fifty six thousand dollars. He says lower.
Speaker 1: It's incorrect. Then there's a question about cosmetic surgery that
Speaker 1: Kathy's had.
Speaker 2: Apparently it was lower than five.
Speaker 1: Okay, so this is But then she made a joke, yeah,
Speaker 1: that she was going to go get one right now, this.
Speaker 2: Was a good one. Parisa gets one.
Speaker 1: That's what is the amount of relationship breakups that Brian
Speaker 1: would say are his fault? Is it higher or lower
Speaker 1: than thirty percent? And she makes the mistake of going
Speaker 1: with higher.
Speaker 2: Of course not.
Speaker 1: I doubt Brian ever thinks he does anything wrong. Ever, right,
Speaker 1: And of course it was actually lower. They get everything wrong.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, so that guy I can't Gary and
Speaker 2: Leslie something.
Speaker 1: So Gary Leslie? Uh so basically it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1: We don't have to get into all the specifics. But
Speaker 1: Gary and Leslie are tied.
Speaker 2: For the lead.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so we're coming down to the end, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: And I believe Jeremy went first, right, didn't Jeremy go first?
Speaker 2: And bet it all? Basically and got it right, which
Speaker 2: was so dumb. Remember that.
Speaker 1: I mean, it was smart when it turns out, you're
Speaker 1: a genius if it works.
Speaker 2: And it worked.
Speaker 1: So he did that also just Gary, he could have
Speaker 1: but he just went for it and it worked out.
Speaker 2: He want they won hard. So then Gary like, I
Speaker 2: guess because he saw him do.
Speaker 1: I don't know what all Gary had to do was
Speaker 1: bet one and if he got it wrong, it didn't
Speaker 1: matter because they were high up right. But Gary went
Speaker 1: crazy like I don't know. I just was like, is
Speaker 1: he just is he dumb? Like what's And Keith was
Speaker 1: over there like no slow moment because they wanted to
Speaker 1: be I think because he wanted to be the one
Speaker 1: with the power.
Speaker 2: It was big.
Speaker 1: It was no different really than what did It really
Speaker 1: wasn't any difference, right, Oh my god, it was no different.
Speaker 1: It was no different than what Jeremy did. He was
Speaker 1: just like, fuck it, I'm going to get this right.
Speaker 1: They've gotten every question right thus far. And he was like,
Speaker 1: and then we're going to be tied for the main
Speaker 1: lead and then we'll have the power. That was awful,
Speaker 1: and so he fucked it up and got him got
Speaker 1: themselves in the bottom and Leslie I don't think Leslie's
Speaker 1: that upset because she probably wants the money, but she's
Speaker 1: not going to end up with Gary. No, there's no
Speaker 1: world in which those are going to they're not dating.
Speaker 1: So that was a big oh my god, oh no.
Speaker 1: And then there were told two hundred times how Bailey
Speaker 1: gets to decide, like, we got it, now, we got it.
Speaker 2: By the way, did you notice this?
Speaker 1: So the question that Larry, Leslie and Gary got was
Speaker 1: how many times does Leslie think couples should have sex
Speaker 1: per week?
Speaker 2: Is it higher? Lower than five?
Speaker 1: And Leslie's like, ooh, don't hate me. He's like what
Speaker 1: so he bets it all on higher and he loses.
Speaker 1: But they never tell you like what her answer was,
Speaker 1: which they yeah, it was probably zero. What if it
Speaker 1: was zero, that's my that would be my Answer'd be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm like six or five?
Speaker 2: What else would mean? Like, don't hate me?
Speaker 1: It's probably like one, one or two or something, which
Speaker 1: we all can understand.
Speaker 2: I do. I love Leslie. I love her so much.
Speaker 2: He doesn't get anything.
Speaker 1: Should break here for for yes to make two shows
Speaker 1: out of this?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Should we say hi first to our friends over our yes? Okay,
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