Speaker 1: Cooling, Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation, Sam Tripley.
Speaker 2: All right, welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation.
Speaker 3: Starring Johnny Water. We're in it, Johnny, make the big announcement.
Speaker 1: What's the big announcement?
Speaker 3: Come on BRO two times a week?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, is that official?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right, we're going two times a week.
Speaker 3: We're gonna do a regular one where we pre record,
then we're gonna do a live one.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And this is not the life because I.
Speaker 3: Don't do enough podcast.
Speaker 1: We're just we're at this point with Broken sim where
we feel like we're gaining some ground and we might.
We're just gonna dig in, and you.
Speaker 2: Know, there's a lot of people are upset that I
don't put Broken sim premium content, samtriplei dot Com. We're
working on everything, but we're gonna come up with you know,
we're gonna come up with an actual premium content show.
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna do. We talked about this, would
love your Feedback, Maybe we take questions.
Speaker 2: That's the name of the Love Your that's the name
of the new premium content show.
Speaker 3: Love your Feedback.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 3: I like that, sure, Love your Feedback.
Speaker 1: That's your talent, dude, you know how to name things.
Speaker 3: That's the name of the show. It's called Love Your Feedback, and.
Speaker 1: We're just moving correct me if I'm wrong, Sam. Maybe
we take calls from everybody, but if you want to
hear us, listen to the calls and answer the questions.
That's the premium we do pre recorded call.
Speaker 3: We're going to take your phone call. Yeah, we recorded.
Speaker 2: We're gonna play as many cool, cool ones as we can,
and then we're going to also read your maybe some
of the funny comments on the YouTube's and interactive interactive
is it's going to be a fan oriented show.
Speaker 3: Yes, a fan oriental shell only Asians.
Speaker 1: That's my dad's shirt on this is this shirt is
shirt that Noel Gallagher is wearing. Yeah, And all the
promo photos for the New Waste.
Speaker 2: Would you, based on Howard dressed think that Johnny and
I live basically in the same city. He's got layers,
I got no sleeves.
Speaker 1: And it's I love Levi's stuff. I actually bought it
before I knew that it was in those promo photos,
but it it just does not fit me. It's like
a retro fit kind of thing.
Speaker 3: And Johnny Baggy's in. Dude, you're justin Bieber two thousand
and two.
Speaker 1: I mean, I look like a clotheshanger in this thing,
so dumb, I'm gonna wear it to.
Speaker 2: The way, Johnny, you're dressed like you wave American flag
when the presidential convoy goes by.
Speaker 1: Y totally totally. Yeah. If I only thing is that's
throwing you off those glasses. If it wasn't for the glasses.
Speaker 3: Hey man, I was gonna serve from my country I
got flat feet would have been right there in Afghanistan
or else. I would have been serving a lot of
great stuff going on.
Speaker 1: So gatekeeper, you gatekeeper, look at you.
Speaker 3: It's so funny that we talked about this on the show,
but there was a bunch of open micers who did
a podcast and they would call me the gatekeeper of
the comedy store, like and that's kind of like when
you've lost the plot, that's what.
Speaker 1: You would be news to the comedy store, by the way,
Well yeah I would.
Speaker 2: And also it's like that's what you call helping people.
I mean, it's so ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you've effectively helped people, that makes you.
Speaker 3: The tune of millions of dollars the tune of millions.
Speaker 1: None of them, by the way, doesn't benefit you anyway,
except you know, spiritually possibly morally.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean when I when I got everybody in at
the comedy store, I literally fucked myself. I went from
going from the middle of the lineup to the end
of the lineup. Johnny, did you see the posts I
just put on Instagram where they're using like porn stars
now to push anti gravitational, which is just basically just
one door down from space.
Speaker 3: So they're basically using adult film stars to push space.
Speaker 1: We're getting to idiocracy.
Speaker 3: That Angela White fat knockers in zero g is and
by the way, what's super interesting. I think she's in
a part of a studio that like zero tolerance or so.
I don't know what it is, some porn company. Oh,
I said the word dang it. Look at her, she's like,
my fat melons are flying.
Speaker 2: She literally cannot lay her head on the ground because
she has a pillow on her chest.
Speaker 3: Look at it. And these guys are like, oh my god,
miss White, thank you so much. How are you doing?
Welp soar from all the giant blackett savages. I've been
taking but anyways, let's do this.
Speaker 1: Where's the I hate the way Instagram does video just
make it a normal player.
Speaker 4: I'm floating, but I don't think, oh my god, gusting.
Speaker 1: I mean, now she she's essentially as real as any
astronaut now after she's.
Speaker 3: But it's like we've reached full idiocracy.
Speaker 1: Oh we're there, bro.
Speaker 2: You know we have adult film stars for friends, but
do we want them promoting space propaganda?
Speaker 1: Well, dude, idiocracy is putting out a video of the
Schmepstein and having it having the metadata make it any
any person where the computer can view the metadata and
see that it has had several minutes excised from it,
and and and the ideocracy part of that is having
the average person believe that the people responsible in the government,
the FBI's CIA whatever, for editing that video wouldn't know
about metadata. How dumb do you have to be to
believe that?
Speaker 2: Dude, that's at one hundred percent. I had to like
ring Dylan's bell last night because he's like, they're so dumb.
I'm like, do you think.
Speaker 3: The old people are doing the editing? No, dude, the
interns and the low level cias who know everything about
AI know everything about editing that's not improper.
Speaker 1: It's on purpose. Dude. It's theater. It's political theater.
Speaker 3: It's theater. It is non linear warfare. People are tired
to hear me say it. It's not Larry warfare. Pressure
from bove, pressure from below. That's where we're at, Jack,
That's where it's at.
Speaker 1: B Pressure from your B hole right now? Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3: Opposition.
Speaker 1: Thomas's control opposition?
Speaker 3: Is that what you tell me? Oh, they're just losing
it on that too. I'm losing it.
Speaker 1: If he's controlled opposition, we're all black pilled. Now it's over.
Speaker 3: He's a freemason from it.
Speaker 1: Well, he's he was in that youth thing, right, I
don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And dude, I don't want to get too dark
right now. There's things I.
Speaker 1: Could say that I don't want me just tell me.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say it because it's super nasty.
Speaker 3: Tell you.
Speaker 1: Yes, Apek killed his wife?
Speaker 3: Bro? And okay, did they are we talking?
Speaker 1: I feel like that moment that you had when wrestling
when you saw have you ever.
Speaker 3: Seen somebody lose a spouse and glam up?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, okay, Well I was thinking of one guy,
Chad Zumak knows.
Speaker 3: Chad has never been married. No, no, Colin, Chad.
Speaker 1: What was he talking about? And when he got us
in trouble?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, okay, yeah, I mean I want
to get to and I want to get into that part.
I'll tell you off camera and everyone's gonna get mad,
but just say, I just gotta. I'm gonna give you
a hints. Be a cult, boy, Thomas, be a cult.
Speaker 1: It is now.
Speaker 2: I will say, what do the Freemasons say? Johnny all
the time? Johnny say it with me. When they need
a leader, we will supply them.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that's a fake quote by the way,
from Albert Pipe.
Speaker 3: Okay, well it.
Speaker 1: Works, Yeah, I know it works, but I just I haven't.
There's a big search.
Speaker 3: Isn't that Boltaire quote fake? And it totally right on?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, I mean fake quotes can be real.
Speaker 2: But you know one of my favorite freak fake quote
is Abraham Lincoln when he says anything's a dildo.
Speaker 3: If you're brave enough, that's the greatest. Uh.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 1: Evidence in support of your idea about Thomas Messy is
that there was another congressman on a similar trajectory, kind
of the leading candidate to take the torch from Ron
Paul in that whole movement justin Amash you remember him, Yes,
and they just completely stomped him out of existence.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but ba.
Speaker 1: I mean I hate you know, steel manning your position because.
Speaker 3: I've what's that called steel manning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you make a good version of the argument
you're you're debating against, uh yeah, instead of straw manning,
and it's the opposite of a straw man.
Speaker 3: Steal manning it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of a debate.
Speaker 3: What's the name of our new show? I already forgot what?
Speaker 1: Something to do with your feedback.
Speaker 3: We love to hear your feedback.
Speaker 1: You remember that, it'll just change every week.
Speaker 3: You have to go back and listen to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love you, We love it.
Speaker 3: We love your feedback.
Speaker 1: We'd love to hear your feedback. It's greatly appreciated. Uh okay, well,
well okay, so you had some other thing that you
were going, Oh okay.
Speaker 3: So now, oh man, oh, I wanted to tell you
some I forgot to tell you on the last Ninjas
are Butterfly the last episode.
Speaker 1: You know the name of our podcast that we're're on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where I'm where I broken simulation, but I got,
I got Ninja's are butterflies in trouble on TikTok? Now
it's the second show I've done that has lost their
TikTok because of me.
Speaker 1: It was Tim Poole last time.
Speaker 3: Right. My name is Sam Tripley and I am death. Okay,
that's that's that's fatally what what did you do? My
name is Sam Tripley and I am death.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 3: I think? I think the funny dude the Hitler video
got them in trouble. Now I go.
Speaker 2: Because they post to go, oh my god, they delete
our TikTok and they show them at the gas station
just walking around in shock, and I go, did I
do that right? And he goes, well, we beget a
lot of warnings from TikTok and you kind of put
us over. Yeah, And I'm laughing because I'm sad.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, when China doesn't want you saying something
that you're over the target, you know what I mean? Yeah, like,
when China is even it's two outrageous for China to
let people hear it, You're like, oh.
Speaker 2: My god, dude, I feel so bad. And then Tim
Poole was like, Sam was talking about Nephlom giant.
Speaker 3: Tony think he believes, but I'm like, I do believe it,
and I'm sorry, that's not't even that bad.
Speaker 1: No, dude, that's that's the that's at the very top
of the well. We go a lot deeper than now.
Speaker 3: That is just that is kindergarten white belt ship right there.
Speaker 1: That's we're not even in the shallow way and we're
on the steps.
Speaker 3: It's so crazy that they're like, yeah, we gotta get
rid of this. You're like, by getting rid of it,
you were making more people look into it.
Speaker 1: We do have a guest coming in today. By the way,
we should go, oh.
Speaker 2: So excited, so excited, Johnny, He goes, I did not.
I can't wait to have him on. We're very excited.
Speaker 1: Way I was excited about sarper uh Sam was excited
about today's guests, right.
Speaker 3: No, I mean, I just I can't wait to have
a Do you know what? He's coming on?
Speaker 1: Five pm Pacific time. It's what we agreed.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I did this too early, sorry, Johnny.
Speaker 1: About thirty two minutes from now.
Speaker 3: Okay, perfect, dude, Do we have any.
Speaker 1: Top well, I mean to me, the hot topic is
that the I mean, they've confirmed the metadata thing on
the Schmeepstein tape. Now I'm one, do you think hot
top now with in light of all the information, all
the data points, what do you think in your heart
of hearts, in your psychic bones, do you think?
Speaker 3: Okay, Johnny, this is a great question.
Speaker 2: And this this gets into some uh, this gets in
to my belief about what is going on with Gisele
Maxwell right now?
Speaker 1: Okay, she walking the street right now.
Speaker 2: Well so, so obviously there's this belief that she they
can't let her out.
Speaker 3: Could she'd be like, she'd be like, let me out.
You said, there's no there's no clue, there's nothing happening,
let me out. But that's not what she's saying, is
there No. What she is saying is I want.
Speaker 2: To testify in front of Congress and I want to
give you the names.
Speaker 3: Which is only a good idea if you don't want
to breathe anymore.
Speaker 7: Okay, Yes, that's by the way, that's of all the
people alive who would know if there's a list, she's
at the top of that one.
Speaker 3: So she just wrote an unallied vote. No, she just
wrote an unallied note yes, and I go, I go, well,
what is the easiest way to get her out of
prison is to conveniently have her un alive.
Speaker 1: Herself genuinely or in the schmid no theater theater. Yeah,
oh she did.
Speaker 3: She died. Cameras off, all the guards were just playing
backarack and they weren't even paying attention. Oh my god.
Then she's out, she gets she gets her face done right,
and then and you know they're not going to talk
to touch those kosher tits because that's her moneymaker to
like inflate them or don't touch them.
Speaker 1: What we think l with her? What are we thinking
nip size?
Speaker 2: I don't think they're super big. No, I think she
has super big. I think she has nice perky ones.
Speaker 3: Okay, but I imagine going to jail for sex trafficking
and then getting out and getting a nice boob job
where your your rack is even bigger, slicer fae. Suddenly
the Kardashians have a new sister that nobody knew about.
Speaker 1: Oh well, that, I will say that is a great
benefit because anybody who gets that modern plastic surgery done,
they all look the same, they all look like fish face.
Speaker 3: So yeah, she's gonna be playing Chris Kardashian or whatever.
Speaker 1: She does look like her. You're totally right, the haircut
and everything. Yeah, they like, this.
Speaker 3: Is my cousin. We just found out she's she's real.
Speaker 1: We found a new Jenner. So the peg Ian the
theater just never ends. House Republicans Monday night voted against
attaching a Democratic amendment to the landmark cryptocurrency legislation that
would force the Just This Department to release the Epstein files.
The Republicans blocked that measure. The Republicans who spent the
last year twenty twenty four begging for this shit, pushing
Biden at every turn for the release of this stuff?
What side are you on? Why won't you release it?
And now we've just completely flipped here. The Democrats are
politically pushing for it and the Republicans are blocking it.
What what? What is the average person supposed to think
is happening in government right now? It's I mean, it's
your head has to be spending right person.
Speaker 2: Money all this Yes, that's it, that's what they're doing.
That's this whole thing. It's the only thing that makes sense.
Speaker 3: Nonlinear warfare pers from above, persh from below.
Speaker 2: I know, I say to not if you guys are
get tired of hearing it. But it's right, dude. They
don't want you to know if you're coming or going.
Cats are barking, dogs are me owen, and nobody knows
what's right.
Speaker 1: Here's what I woke up to today. Kevin Spacey released
the Epstein files, all of them. For those of us
with nothing to fear. The truth comes soon enough.
Speaker 2: By the way, if you had Kevin Spacey calling for
the release of Epstein on your bingo card, you are
well in the lead.
Speaker 1: I hate to make it about me, but the media
already has.
Speaker 2: Oh you just know, he got so sassy when he
wrote that. He just got so queenie.
Speaker 3: He probably type like this too when he did it.
Speaker 1: What do you think, dude? What is so? Are we
in the world? Is it possible we're living in the
world where Kevin Spacey was actually framed up and he's well.
Speaker 2: I mean, like, if he's framed up, it's really sad
that like four of his accusers disappeared, Like that's really,
that's just really, I mean, there's so many people's lives
that have been affected by false allegations. Jeffrey Epstein, you like,
you know, no clients, no videos, just love for the game.
Speaker 3: Do you see that? Do you see that meme that
was so great?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then just Gi just laying she's doing She's just powerwalking.
So maybe she's like, listen, did I like going to prison?
Speaker 3: No? But did I like setting the high score and
fit it? Why? I just walked the track? Because every
picture of me is just power walking with my fat
kosher cam swinging back and forth. It actually helps him
go quicker.
Speaker 1: Okay, I just got like the momentum going.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those those those kosher tips just get you going.
And then uh, and then all the poor people who
were off by Kevin Spacey. Like, for a guy who
did nothing, it's really really amazing how you conveniently lost
everyone who accused you.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's just got a big fan out there who's
trying to do him a solid and didn't know that
the accusations were false. Maybe that's what.
Speaker 3: American Beauty saved my life.
Speaker 1: I will do this for you, dude. I was bizarrely
unnaturally into that movie I used to do. You remember
a Columbia house where you would pay like a dollar
and then they'd send you like eighty VHS tak.
Speaker 3: Oh, Yes, that's how they screwed. That's how they screwed
the artist.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, well I used to ask, like a twelve
year old dude. I would just send those things away
every time we got one, and I had hundreds of
VHS tapes and I used to watch American Beauty all
the time. Loved it.
Speaker 3: It was great.
Speaker 2: That chick she peaked in that movie what was her name?
And then she did one other one maybe American Pie
she was in or something, you don't know, and then
she just.
Speaker 3: Turn out the lights. We'll probably get copyright struck on that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish you. I wish you hadn't have done that.
It's gonna be Mina Safari was her name, remember her fire?
Speaker 3: So, Johnny, have you seen the new thing.
Speaker 2: Everybody's going off on Jennifer love Hewett because she's got
a caboost and all cabooses.
Speaker 1: Now, let me send you it fifty or something.
Speaker 3: Dude, I like, these people are idiots, Like what do
you expect?
Speaker 1: Man? And not everybody can have a you know, five
day a week job of going to the gym.
Speaker 3: Oh, I mean if someone could, well, maybe maybe.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want to though she's not acting anymore. Really,
she's gonna be in this stupid I know what you
did last summer reboot, which.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's gonna be what the teacher? Okay, you guys,
play good. It's gonna be over here doing nothing.
Speaker 1: Women. It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3: We're just fat ass stupid, my gorgeous fat ass.
Speaker 1: They're doing another Amityville horror remake. I just saw that.
How many remakes, dude, can we do? By the way,
do you even remember the movie Superman Returns? I barely
I could if you if you told me that was
a Mandela effect, like that movie didn't exist, I believe you,
because I had no memory of that movie, the one
with Kevin Spacey playing Lex Luthor. That's the only thing
I remember about it was Kevin Spacey playing Lex Luthor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm with you, dude.
Speaker 1: You remember that movie though, like I don't remember it
at all. I don't remember a damn thing about that movie.
Speaker 3: So I'm trying to find this. It's very important that
we see this.
Speaker 1: Why I can give you a picture of her well
from the when.
Speaker 3: She's on the red carpet. Come on, dude, have fifty
You wouldn't like you wouldn't look at that kaboos. Dude,
you could go from the top rings, just jump off
the top ring and boom. Bro.
Speaker 1: It does suck being a celebrity who like has to
come back out of retirement kind of, you know, and
then you're out of shape and you have to stand
next to all these wave models, like you borrow a
phrase from Sam Uh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 2: I get that, but it's also like it's also like
at some point you gotta go, man, I had fun,
I've moved on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have my time.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like that woman from uh Top Gun, the original
Top Gun, you know, with the blonde.
Speaker 2: Oh well, that's a totally different thing because they're comparing
her to a guy who probably is on some weird
sorcery to stay that young.
Speaker 1: Looking at a blood boy, dude, you know it, he's
gotta there's no.
Speaker 3: Way he does it. You're like, look at this normal
person whose age normally versus this vampire.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's I mean, it's ridiculous, the standards. And
then you have like Mike Francessa and Kirk herb Street
coming out today ship talking the New Superman movie like
it was made for seventy year old jocks and sports coming.
Speaker 3: Oh man, you know, why do you not get political?
You know, it's just like not even that.
Speaker 1: It's really not that. And if it is political, it's
about the entertwinement of the government and corporations, which is
just I mean, of course, so dumb.
Speaker 2: Of course they And then there's some some undertones of
anti Israeli anti Israel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh dude, there's no, it's more than that. I mean,
that's the best message from it is that.
Speaker 2: It Yeah, but Johnny, do you understand to a certain
age and I hate when they call them boomers.
Speaker 1: No, no, yeah, but to.
Speaker 3: A certain age that is like a felony.
Speaker 1: Yes, anti they can't.
Speaker 3: They can't come to grits with it. They're just you know, listen, dude,
I always say this, I could be from another time.
Speaker 2: I'm okay with that. I think I'm on the right
side of common sense. Okay, I think common sense is
a new punk rock. I think I'm on the right
side of it. As you know, Johnny. As you know,
and you've said a thousand times when we're sitting around,
Sam Tripley pushes culture. I know, I agree, dude, Sam
Tripley pushes culture for an old man, I seem to
be in ahead of.
Speaker 3: The curve all the time. People come to me. I
don't come to them. They come to me all the time.
Speaker 1: All right, Like when you voted for Obama, dude, you
were like you were way ahead of the curve.
Speaker 3: Well that was everybody felt for that, that that gay
black man.
Speaker 1: Okay, I was in Nevada campaigning for Ron Paul.
Speaker 3: So I get it, Johnny. You were like four years
old and you were just really working hard.
Speaker 1: I've been right for a long time. Baby. I will
say in my yearbook, my quote is I'm not part
of the problem. I'm a Republican. It's a dan Quayle quote.
So I wasn't might be?
Speaker 3: Wasn't that the game funniest thing I ever heard?
Speaker 1: Yeah? My other quote, you know what it was, by
the way, it's that thing you love. It was Marv
Levy's quote. I heard it during a football game one time.
He says, can I wear your underwear? No? No, that
was that was second. The first was what it takes
to win is simple, but it's not easy. It's that
thing that you love to say. I used to I
quoted Marv Levy and the old.
Speaker 3: Yearbook, Johnny, you knowing my yearbook quote was I'd love
to hear it. I'll make it to the top because
it's too crowded at the bottom.
Speaker 1: That's a good one. Yeah, what's that from? That's from?
Speaker 3: Uh? I made that up?
Speaker 1: You did?
Speaker 3: Really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I thought, okay, at.
Speaker 3: Least it might have been. I mean everything I think
you did.
Speaker 1: Actually, I was thinking of Drake started. It started from
the bottom. Now we're hear.
Speaker 3: Yeah a big By the way, I got the honey,
and when you apologize, apologize to me publicly for saying
I wasn't going to ever get the honey, I will
give you your honey.
Speaker 1: Da It took you six months to get the honey, Johnny.
Speaker 3: It wasn't six months ago. It's like a month and
a half.
Speaker 1: A month and a half. That was longer than a
month and a half.
Speaker 3: It takes a long time to make the honey. Dude, Okayer,
bees are like, hold on, well do what you're like, dude.
The bees are like my daughter, just like, when are
we going to go? When the door opens, they call
her name, then we're going, okay, we're going on.
Speaker 1: Oh, I see I didn't know that, Sam. I'm sorry,
but I didn't. I didn't know it took Bees six
months to make Honey.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Johnny, what was that guy's name.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out when that episode was. What
was that Bee dude, the be dude, the B dude?
Speaker 3: Yeah, B dude, B dude. Okay, B dude. So we
got it.
Speaker 2: I also got your shoes, Jacques, Sheila Jit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got you your Shila Jit. You're ready to
rock bro Okay.
Speaker 1: So it was April thirtieth, so it's been like three months.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, so again not three six months. Okay, take
just take well, dude, Johnny, if we're doing prices right, rules,
I win, you lose.
Speaker 3: Okay, you went over, I went.
Speaker 1: Under her and you got one. You got me there
and the discussion, you're right, you're right, price is right,
rules rules, So you're right.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I want to go with me to see Happy Go
More too. They're doing like a three like Netflix always
does these uh three. They'll have like at the Egyptian.
They'll play it for three nights in case, you know,
it gets nominated for awards or whatever. It'll be qualify.
They're going to run it at the end of the month.
I kind of want to go see it in theaters.
I hope it doesn't, so if I'm here, I'll go.
All right, It's like.
Speaker 2: It's like you're really dancing with the danger going to
see a comedy in the movie theater.
Speaker 3: Just so you know, that's a real dance. Yeah, it's
a real dirty dance. Havana nights right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I figure. I mean, Adam Sandler, if anybody is
gonna try to do it right, we'll see. I mean,
he's just I don't know. It's it's like those bands,
dude that just don't ever get the magic back. You
wonder if is he ever gonna recapture you know what
I mean, There's he just gonna keep kind of grinding
out these movies.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, the truth of the matter is, it's
like it's really hard to make a movie, a comedy movie.
It's just really hard.
Speaker 2: It has to be a very unique subject that the
Internet isn't talking touching and goofy. That's all the Internet
does is goofy.
Speaker 3: You know. I mean, I love Adam Samdler, I'm a
huge fan, but he's he does goofy comedy. It's goofy,
you know, it's like wacky, and the Internet is drowning
in that. You have to do something really unique for
a movie to stand because the minute you start shooting,
you're already behind the internet. The Internet is churning out
greatness all day.
Speaker 1: That's why they need to get back more to these
personal movies that were like smaller, because then it's about
a personality which is not you know, involved in kind
of the flow of culture whatever. I'd be okay with
that anyway. Yeah, dude, So there was a hold on
where'd that story? You go?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Hell, oh did you see? Okay, so did you see
the Club World Cup was in the United States? And uh,
they gave Trump the trophy.
Speaker 2: I thought that was very brave of them to bring
him up to give them the cup.
Speaker 1: Well, well but this is okay, I'm gonna get to that.
But they gave him the trophy and then he liked
it so much they were just like, you keep the trophy.
Then they made another trophy for him to hand to
now the other Trumps just in the Oval office now
like permanently, because Trump liked it so much. Uh, and
so so they have him come out and they said
he got booed. Dude, I I just heard the footage.
He wasn't getting I mean, it was just a little jeering.
It wasn't like a they made it. But it wasn't
like they made if you read the news like you
got course, but it was funny. So Chelsea won the
Club World Cup.
Speaker 3: Up.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like all the best clubs in the world,
all the league winning clubs come together and play an
international version of the World Cup. But the club teams,
you know, it's kind of dude.
Speaker 2: I I think I think fucking I think Chislane Maxwell
is going to get a pardon.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: This is this way a statement from Okay, I'm gonna
send you this and you can read it because you
think you're smart.
Speaker 3: This is from Milo who I'm a huge fan.
Speaker 1: Of Milo Inpolis. Yeah yeah, I like him too. And
annihilate us please. Here's Trump.
Speaker 2: Oh my guy, you got the kid from all state
there and see oh look at that, Johnny. What's there
right in the middle.
Speaker 1: What is the saturn Wow pattern?
Speaker 3: Right there?
Speaker 8: Sure is.
Speaker 3: God? They got satured.
Speaker 1: Uh so watch this, Uh the the FIFA ahead like
in Fontina or something like that. He's leaving the stage
here and trying to get Trump to go with him.
If you watch the bottom there, it's hilarious because that
you're always supposed to leave if you hand it off,
but is it come on? Trump's like, no, I'm hanging.
Speaker 3: Trump loves it. Yeah, look at it.
Speaker 1: The guy's trying to get him off the stage and
he's like, no, I'm good, dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. Trump's like, dude, what do you mean? This
is where the chicks are coming?
Speaker 1: Trump? Nobody, perhaps no president has ever understood how to
manipulate the media more. And it's so fun. I Mean,
the thing I enjoyed about at most was that he
was really having a good time on this. He like
has a big kid like smile, like, yeah, this is
great maybe.
Speaker 3: And he's like, where the white women at all?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 1: So here's the meal I thing? Ny, Okay, he says.
This is written like they've been talking to someone about
a pardon. And then this is from Marissa Hanson. It's
a statement from Galline Maxwell's family says our sister Glaine
did not receive a fair trial. Her legal teams continue
to fight her case in the courts and will file
its reply in short order. Due to the government's opposition
in the US Supreme Court if necessary in due course,
they will also file a rid of habeas corpus in
the US District Court SDN Y. This allows her to
challenge her imprisonment on the basis of new evidence, such
as government misconduct that would have likely changed the trial's outcome.
Following the government's response, David Oscar Marcus, Council for the
Council Record for a Sister, in her petition to the
United States Supreme Court, had this comment, I'd be surprised
if President Trump knew his lawyers were asking the Supreme
Court to let the government break a deal. He's the
ultimate deal maker. Boy. This is really appealing to him,
isn't it. I'm sure he's the ultimate deal maker.
Speaker 3: And do you think he's more excited about being around
all those glistening soccer bodies or hearing that he's the
ultimate dealer deal maker?
Speaker 1: He's the ultimate deal maker, and I'm sure he'd agree
that when the United States gives its word, it should
keep it. With all the talk about who's being prosecuted
and who isn't it's especially unfair that Galeainne Maxwell remains
in prison based on a promise the US government made
and broke. These are the quotes over now, these are
sentiments with which we profoundly concur.
Speaker 3: Johnny, can I ask you something.
Speaker 2: Do you think Komi's daughter the prosecutor is basically the
wildy coyote of prosecutors, where it's like she keeps trying
to win and she just bliss blows up in her
face all the time.
Speaker 3: I on to get you. You know, he sees Rosco
Pico training, I wa get you, your stupid du boy.
Speaker 1: She does. Look at her face that she does have
that houm dog like that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, she's like, oh foiled again. These acne bombs keep
Oh golly, they got me again. Maybe oh Charlie Brown,
you know, yeah, totally.
Speaker 2: Is there any one who's failed more that's gonna get
more promotion than her?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean when you have a nephelin dad, like,
I mean.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, how tall is she? She's gotta be tall?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, look at her with these gentlemen here, she
seems to be quite a Do.
Speaker 2: You think she pets them on their heads when they
do well, good job, little buddy. And then she's with
another nephlom and they're gonna have kids that are eight
foot tall.
Speaker 1: I hate to wail on the president, but there's a.
Speaker 3: Why light them up, bro, Light them up, Light them up.
Did you see that.
Speaker 1: The Financial Times had him? Yeah? The Financial Times reported
that Trump had privately encouraged Ukraine to step up strikes
deep in Russian territory, even asking Zelensky whether he could
hit Moscow if the US provided long range weapons.
Speaker 3: That's real, and I'm not saying it is.
Speaker 1: It's it's this the Financial Times reporting it.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 1: Believe them if you will, if you will. I mean,
I don't know why they would.
Speaker 3: Make that up.
Speaker 1: Light them up, Light them up, because it's you know, yeah,
I mean, I guess I can see why they make
it up. But damn, dude. This is the guy who
just two weeks ago said congratulations world, it's time for peace,
and now he's talking about giving Ukraine long range weapons
so they can attack Moscow directly.
Speaker 3: Okay, Johnny, who wants my theories?
Speaker 1: Please go ahead?
Speaker 3: Do you want my theories?
Speaker 9: Letskay?
Speaker 2: It So I talked about this a little bit before
on Cachees, but I'm gonna go into a little deeper.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Democrats serve the progressive left, Republicans serve the conservative right.
Speaker 3: The Democrats will give almost.
Speaker 2: Everything that the progressive left wants to a point, right,
they didn't want to get rid of all of.
Speaker 3: The student loan.
Speaker 2: They didn't want to, you know, relieve all the student loan,
but they did some, okay.
Speaker 3: But they will give the progressive left everything they want
because the progressive wants subversion. Okay.
Speaker 2: They want to destroy the old institutions, family, religion, economy, everything,
the relationship between genders. They want to destroy all.
Speaker 3: That that leads to basically collapse. Now the right. What
the conservative right wants is old old values, old school values.
Speaker 2: Right, the rebuilding of institutions, the family unit, get back
to God, build the economy, build the churches, revamp the
education system that builds up the country.
Speaker 3: The elites don't want that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they're never They're gonna give little crumbs here
and there, little crumbs to the right, but they'll mostly
never give the right what they want because they want subversion.
They want to implode this thing. So that's what we're
seeing right now. Right, And so you go, why is
Trump doing such a villainous turn, like like it's it's
it's literally like when Hogan went to W. E. C.
Speaker 3: Or A C. W or whatever it's called. And he
comes out with the cold, the hobo cold.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like that kind of flip. Suddenly this guy
was a hero.
Speaker 1: Then they're both actually going to the New World Order.
It's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So so what you see, dude, is is a giant
attempt to destroy the right, so to to make the
right go.
Speaker 3: What did we just get got? I mean, what did
we just get lied to?
Speaker 2: Yes, it is going to destabilize, it is going to subversion,
it is going to demoralize.
Speaker 3: It's all demoralization. Now here's my craziest theory.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, what if Trump was sent on all those
big podcasts fully known this is what he was going
to do to destroy their reach?
Speaker 1: How do you mean explain that.
Speaker 3: If Trump?
Speaker 2: If I go, hey Man, Sam, Hey Sam, two thousand,
twenty October fifth, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3: What does Trump's administration look like? And I said this early, Johnny,
and you know I did. I go, I'm treating Trump's
and next administration like every Raider season. Every Raider season, I.
Speaker 2: Go into it thinking we're gonna win the super Bowl,
fully knowing by week three the train will go off
the tracks. I said that multiple times, and it's turned
out to be prophetic. Right, So if.
Speaker 3: We get into this, if Trump is doing what Trump
is gonna do.
Speaker 2: Right, and let's say they know this is the plan,
the Israeli war is going, He's gonna push harder for it.
He's eventually gonna flip on Ukraine, and he's eventually gonna
flip on Epstein. Just depends on how long it's gonna take. Well,
here we are, what seven months, eight months in that's
pretty quick to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty damn quick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty quick. But it's gotta be planned.
Speaker 2: It can't be just like, well, what I gotta do today,
Let's not release the Epstein files, you know.
Speaker 3: So, so what.
Speaker 2: If he is sent on Rogan, Tim Dillon, Andrew Schultz,
THEO Vaughan to destroy their credibility.
Speaker 3: Because you have the progressive left of stupid, that's the
right one game right there, Dude, they play long game.
So the progressive left of stupid, they're they're all, agah,
you should own this. You caused this.
Speaker 2: Acting like a Kamala Harris Presley would be any different
and acting like genocidal Joe wasn't on the side of Israel.
Speaker 3: That was literally his name, Jensidle Joe. He was giving
all these weapons, so you he totally left all of
the all of the weapons in Afghanistan and was giving
the Taliban twenty million dollars a week.
Speaker 1: Also, Rogan would have had them on what.
Speaker 2: That's the Johnny, will you stop with your facts and
logical thinking? We don't care, we just want to We're upset,
you're doing well. And a great example of this of
how they will send somebody in.
Speaker 3: To destroy.
Speaker 2: Destroy a brand is Trevor Noah. So Dana I used
to love the Daily Show. She loved it more than
I did, but we enjoyed it. And I remember watching
or reading article saying that Washington sees a little nervous
and a little upset because the Daily Show is getting
too powerful. People are watching the Daily Show instead of
the nightly news and their shifting.
Speaker 1: Remember that that was a famous line around that time,
was that that people were getting their new from the
Daily Show.
Speaker 2: So John Stewart's like, either he asked to or was
told to step down. You're gonna step down. It's time
you had a nice run. Step down. We'll even give
you a nice severance package. Step down.
Speaker 3: So then it was up, who is going to replace
John Stewart? Well before John Stewart steps out.
Speaker 2: We're watching the show because Al Magical's on it, and
I love al Magical. We're watching the show. Al Magical's
crushing it. Trevor Noah, I remember this very distinctly. Had
two segments and he bombed on both of them.
Speaker 3: And Dana, who is.
Speaker 2: A lefty and loves the Ethnics, she even said, uh, dude,
he bombed twice.
Speaker 3: He bombed again, and then then they name him the guy.
They named the guy who's running who's gonna have replace
John Stuart And Dana was like, why would they pick
that guy? He bombed twice? And then look after the show.
Speaker 1: Boom Bully, I mean, and they didn't. It's not like
they just let him do it. Click he did the
long tank bro. I mean that show just went well.
Speaker 3: It was it was this. It was like it was like, yeah, boom.
Speaker 1: It went into the earth, bro, I mean deep.
Speaker 3: Set in there to destroy the brand.
Speaker 1: Permanently destroyed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Johnny, do we have a guest here
who is today? Let's bring him in.
Speaker 2: All right, We're very excited to have our next guest
on He is an author. He has a new book
called In Search of Frozen Meat. I can't wait to
find out what that why he came up with that title.
We're very excited to have him. Please TALKO with Charre
the Punisher Hayes.
Speaker 3: How are you? Brother?
Speaker 5: Hey?
Speaker 9: What's going on? Thanks for having me?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 3: You on the East coast right now?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 9: Actually I'm in Vegas.
Speaker 3: Oh that where you live? Are you allowed? I don't
know if you want to say, but is that where
I'm from?
Speaker 9: I'm in the New York I'm actually right on the
outskirts of New York in North Jersey?
Speaker 3: Are you on an assignment right now? Are you on
an assignment right now? Have you been called in to
drop hammers? Now?
Speaker 9: I wish make Magan is a good place for assignments.
Speaker 5: But now I'm just on like a little podcast run
like I'm here, got a couple in the area on
so taking around?
Speaker 2: Where can I now? Is your book on Amazon? Or
do they have to go to a specific website? Which
if that is, We'll make sure that's in the in
the show notes. Can it get on Amazon?
Speaker 5: Or yeah, yeah, absolutely, it's in Search of Freezing Meat?
It's on Amazon. There's the paperback, ebook and audiobook.
Speaker 3: So you oh, I love that. I love that you
do an audio book. That's awesome. So let's get into it.
What did you realize you had a huge dick? What
did you realize that you had a fucking hammer?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: So, bro, how I actually figured it out?
Speaker 9: And then it's stripper tricks? Right?
Speaker 5: So I'm a male stripper, right, So what we do
is something called beefing up, where before you go out,
you'll get yourself hard.
Speaker 2: And how old are you right now? When this is
at this moment I'm turning?
Speaker 9: Or when what do you mean starting? Yeah?
Speaker 3: What what when you start stripping?
Speaker 9: Twenty two years old?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 5: So so we do illusions, right, So you get yourself
hard and then you use the equivalent of like a
cock ring or piece of material and you tie it.
Speaker 9: And in the.
Speaker 5: New York City and the underground market, you couldn't you
couldn't walk around New but you'll have a moment in
your show where you can give it like the pull out.
We called it the pullout. So I would do the
pull out thing with this kind of erection and all
the girls would scream and I was like, I mucht
got something to show you know.
Speaker 3: Hold on, you didn't know you had a big dick
until you were twenty two years old.
Speaker 5: See, well, listen, man, So it's different culture, so white
guy culture. You know, you guys are very way too
comfortable with penises, right you guys. No, No, I'm I'm
staying neck high forew I'm not looking at nobody else's jump.
Speaker 3: Nobody told you man, you got a giant hammer.
Speaker 5: Very comfortable with with the with with the with the
dick collaboration.
Speaker 3: Were you not on teams and sports teams? And everyone's like, Jesus,
sure now there I went home stink man, I'm a
go home stink.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, really, Because we had a guy in high
school named Ball's Farmer we called him, and he had
the biggest set of nuts you've ever seen in your life.
It looked like a bean bag. But he didn't have
a big dick. And I'm sure he has a nice hammer,
but I don't want him to hear.
Speaker 1: Oh Ball's Farmer is not going to be offended just
saying it.
Speaker 3: Ball's Farmer had a beanbag for a dick, And girls
were like, I heard he has a big dick, and
We're like, no, he just has giant nuts. I knew
my hammer.
Speaker 2: Okay, So in the black community, you didn't measure your
dick early, because in the white community, we're measuring as
soon as we realized we could measure.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, we're not whatever you got, you got,
but we're not comparing, you.
Speaker 3: Know, Okay, We're not like I'm gonna ruin. I'm gonna
ruin whatever little respect you have for white people. I'm
gonna make it even worse right now.
Speaker 2: Because when we were young, Jason Redford was staying over
my house and we were.
Speaker 3: Like, let's measure who's got a bigger dick.
Speaker 2: My brother was there and he's younger, He's like okay,
And we measured it and I had the shortest dick
of the group, and I was like.
Speaker 1: Damn you did you hold the who was holding the
ruler for everybody? Was it you?
Speaker 3: Well, we just whipped them out.
Speaker 2: We're just like, damn, dude, I don't got the biggest one.
And like so then this chick name Susan, I'm gonna
say her last name. She gave me one of my
first hand jobs, and she was like it's not very big.
I'm like, what are you telling me? It's not hard
right now, it's got I'm a sixth and tammer. She
went on the only date black guy, so maybe that
was the thing.
Speaker 5: But yeah, bro, I don't I don't know how you
live to tell these stories.
Speaker 9: Man, I would be a therapy.
Speaker 3: At this crippling drug addict. I'm sober now. But that's
how we got it. So twenty two people are like,
are the other dancers? Like, dude, you just need to
know you got a fucking unit.
Speaker 5: So so here's the thing, right and the So I'm
on a black circuit. So even though I think I
have a more than adequate size, I wasn't considered one
of the big dudes.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 5: What Yeah, that was just like like a like subway
five dollar foot long bro.
Speaker 9: Like it was some serious stuff hanging hanging around. Bro.
Speaker 5: So I still had a complex that it's never big enough.
So we then we did stripper tricks, which you ever
heard of? A penis pump?
Speaker 3: Yes? Are those those? Do those work? Are those real things?
Speaker 9: Oh? They work? It's temporary, but they work.
Speaker 5: You can put on a penis pump for about twenty
five minutes and you will instantly go from a.
Speaker 9: Hot dog to a hot hostage instantly, bro. They work.
It's just like that is stripper tricks, bro.
Speaker 5: So I start So at some point I started using
the penis pump getting that extra illusion. So I was
just walking around like on some King Kong Dong thing.
Speaker 9: But it became issues because I would meet.
Speaker 2: A girl and you couldn't get it all in, right,
you couldn't get all in You're only getting like a
couple inches.
Speaker 5: No no, no, no, they they babies come out of
them things. They figure it out, right.
Speaker 9: Yeah. The problem is it's temporary.
Speaker 5: So we'll mess around the night before and I'll give
it this hot sausage and then in the morning it's
a hot dog again, and she's confused, like.
Speaker 3: Oh that sucks.
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah yeah, so yeah, it was a little confusing,
but well, you know.
Speaker 2: One of my favorite interviews was Michael Rappaport. I think
he was on David Letterman or he's on one of
the late night talk shows, and he was talking about like,
on the first date, he's the worst he's gonna be.
So the expectations are super low. So you brought big
hammer the first time, and then after there it's like, oh, no,
I hope she's okay.
Speaker 3: With eight feet of dick and not ten feet a dick.
Speaker 9: Yeah, pretty much, that's yeah.
Speaker 5: It definitely was a uh one tick called my dick
a chameleon?
Speaker 9: What to expect?
Speaker 1: It doesn't roll off the tongue like the Punisher.
Speaker 2: Who gave you the nickname Punisher? Did you hear it
a lot? Or did you just call yourself the punisher?
Did somebody go, dude, you're the Punisher?
Speaker 9: See? I wish I had a cool name for a
cool story.
Speaker 2: But by the way, punisher is cool as it gets.
I don't know if there's a better name for a
dick than the Punisher.
Speaker 5: It's actually a basketball nickname. I had the nickname playing
hoop in New York City and then leading moving into
the dancer thing. I just rolled with it because it
was a nickname I was used to, but I tried
to live up to the character.
Speaker 9: So, yeah, I'll take you.
Speaker 3: That's amazing.
Speaker 2: So, so, has has the p Diddy trial been bally
badly good to you?
Speaker 3: Has it been good for business? Or has it been
bad for business? So?
Speaker 9: Was it common nation?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 5: It's it's so, I'm definitely popular. You get kind of
like a celebrity out of it, and that's gonna get
people checking for you, but the bad for businesses.
Speaker 9: I was just investigated by the federal government, so yeah, yeah, yeah,
you know and.
Speaker 5: Look and I'm smart enough to know, right the reason
why I didn't get any criminal charges was datual limitations.
I definitely participated in prostitution, but you couldn't charge me
with anything because there was too much time. So even
if it's more business, how comfortable are you're going to
be engaging in that when you know you're committing crimes
and you just had the government talking to you.
Speaker 3: So okay.
Speaker 2: For those sorry to cut you off, And I'm just
excited for those who may not know you were the
male prostitute. Are you okay with that term prostitute?
Speaker 3: There's some women, like you see porn stars.
Speaker 2: They really get hated when they're called prostitutes, even though
they're in Dubai and we know they're getting Cleveland Steamers
and they they're like, you know, I'm just visiting, I'm
on a did we know why you're there? We know
what you're doing. Why why are you upset? You you're
on camera doing It's like if there's a camera there,
it's art. If there's on camera there, it's prostitution. But
you were named in the P Diddy trial as the
male prostitute. That that the hammer that he brought in
to do his to to bang chicks.
Speaker 3: While you watch. Is that correct?
Speaker 9: That is correct?
Speaker 3: And how does that happen?
Speaker 2: How do you get a reference from somebody or hey,
I know somebody's looking.
Speaker 1: Saw your LinkedIn? Somebody saw your linked Do you have it?
Speaker 3: Do you have hammer on LinkedIn? I mean, what is that? Now? Man?
Speaker 5: I think so what they were doing, we're hiring mail
strippers and then framing it for me.
Speaker 9: At least they framed it as a mail strip show.
Speaker 5: So I thought I was showing up to a girl's
birthday party and it was going to be a room
full of friends and I was going to do a
little show. And obviously when I walked up, there was
no show, and it was a proposition to take part
in the sexy scene, which turned into you know, sex
for money with his girlfriend.
Speaker 3: Now you're from the New York City area, P did.
He very well known in that area for you know,
being a kind of, in maybe his eyes, a mobster
effect within the hip hop community. So when you see
P Diddy there, do you have any kind of like,
oh shit, this might be a little bit more than
I thought I was getting into.
Speaker 9: So not that.
Speaker 5: So the good thing for me is I did not
realize it was him to. Maybe this whole thing went
on two and a half years and I did not
realize it was him to a year to fifteen months
in what Yeah, yeah, because.
Speaker 3: Why is he in a mask or some some eyes ware?
Speaker 5: Absolutely absolutely he he actually would whar you know with
the Muslim women where where they have that kind of
veil and you can only see their eyes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So every time he came out, he had one
of those on, which was extremely odd because I had
I had instructions that I wasn't supposed to look at
him have any communications contact. That was my instructions, And
so we would start me and uh, miss Ventura, and
then eventually he'll just walk into the room and I
can only see him out of my periphials. So for
my periphials, I'm looking at this completely nude guy with.
Speaker 3: Oh he answer the door, buck naked.
Speaker 5: Butt naked, but the only things covered.
Speaker 9: Is his face, so naked ninja dude perfection.
Speaker 5: Right, and and and he's he's self pleasure and he's
wagging off, right, So.
Speaker 3: It's just I have to ask, I have to ask,
knuckles up, knuckles down, how was he doing it? Bro?
Speaker 5: We went through this when we got on right, Remember
black guy, I'm up here, Bro.
Speaker 9: I'm up here.
Speaker 3: Okay, you want have known everything?
Speaker 5: You're to have pointed out the fucking pimple, the mole,
the fucking fucking the fucking coarseness of the hair was
pretty smoothie.
Speaker 1: Shit, Sorry, I assume you've seen some ship now by
this time. What when? When when that happens? A guy
greets you at the door with a mask on, bug
ass naked, jerking himself off. What are you thinking? Are
you like or is this just another day on there?
Speaker 9: Or is it?
Speaker 2: Am I walking into see my my? My martial arts
sense because I took a karate at the Why I
am analyzing the situation?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Am I looking down? Probably walking seeing what I'm
walking into? Are you not? This is just a normal day?
Speaker 9: So no, hell no, is not a normal day. But
nugget and a job.
Speaker 5: Hell no, But Bro, I will shamelessly say, I'm trying
to make the most out of this. Like you know,
Cassie's gorgeous, right, she's gorgeous, he's a quester room, and
I'm getting two thousand dollars a pop. So hold god,
each pop each time, I'm getting paid two grand, right,
So I've got to find a way to make this work. Yeah,
because who gets paid to sleep with a woman this beautiful?
And so I'm trying to block out the weirdness of
it and focus on the moment.
Speaker 9: But it wasn't easy, bro, it wasn't easy.
Speaker 3: No. Now, he's known for just like flavor flaying it
during uh notorious Pig songs. Was he doing that while
you were going? Was like, yeah, yeah, don't you.
Speaker 9: Know, come on.
Speaker 3: Him?
Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like, come on, come on, no.
Speaker 3: No reason, but he was.
Speaker 5: He was given instructions not on beat, right, not him,
not on beat, but he was given instructions directly to her.
Like all his instructions, it was more about like, you know,
we're in candle lit move rooms, it was dark, we
were using baby all so he would ask her to
position me, position the can do so he can see
what was going on.
Speaker 2: That is so crazy to me, But that's what really
rich gets you. It's just the ability to do whatever you.
Speaker 3: Want to do.
Speaker 9: Get live porn that you direct in the moment.
Speaker 3: He's doing different angles. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, I hate to bring Kanye into but you
seem it seems to be he's kind of doing something
similar with his girl. Now you know you heard that.
They just it just came out a sweet He's paying
her like hundreds of thousands of dollars to just wear
all that shit that she's wearing, walk around naked all
the time and stuff. It seems that's something with the
powerful people, the rich people, that they want to you know,
position people and then kind of manipulate them like chess
pieces or something.
Speaker 3: It's it's really yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean, look, you get people that rich and one
thing they probably don't hear often is no, yeah right,
so they just think about going your entire life. And
you know, some of these guys been been in this
place of power and they're very early to imagine you
never heard no from twenty one up?
Speaker 3: So crazy And what is the most pops you've popped
in the Knights like?
Speaker 5: And are you like.
Speaker 3: Another oneter? Are you DJ kellying it every time? Bro?
Speaker 5: That I do not have that superpower. Bro, I consider
myself a sniper. I got one round, bro, Okay, I
got one round, so you beg it all you can
get out of that round.
Speaker 3: I'm with you, bro, I'm with you, dude, chicks while
go all night. You're like, dog, I'm fifty two one
and done. Call the day. It's been a good time.
That's crazy. So, so how many times did you meet
with P Diddy?
Speaker 5: So so I don't know, because this happened over two
and a half years. I don't have any exact amount,
but I estimate sometime between twelve times. It could have
been twelve, fifteen, It could have it could have been ten,
but I don't know for sure.
Speaker 1: Is this something that you looked forward to because of
how hot she is or were you like, oh this
weird fuck again man?
Speaker 3: Or too grand as well?
Speaker 5: Yeah, so yeah, it was it was the combination of
the amount of money in the circumstance of she was.
It was she was extremely beautiful, and then so it
didn't come out to the case that they were doing
this with multiple people. So in the moment, I really
thought I was like the guy, you know what I'm saying.
So so it was an ego stroke. It was like, Yo,
all the guys she could have, she's calling me, you know,
I'm thinking I'm the man, right, So it was definitely validating, bro,
it was validating hearing all it ended up being at
the end was obviously crazy, but in the moment it was,
I was like proud of it. I'm like a couple
of buddies. I told I'm like almost bragging, Like, dude,
I'm special. Casie calls me, you know.
Speaker 1: Like, was it her that contacted you or is it
like an assistant or something? How that worked?
Speaker 5: You know? This is always her man, always her, and
and due this entire time on two and a half years,
I never had a conversation and he not even eye
contact with Diddy.
Speaker 1: That's so weird. Did you talk to her?
Speaker 3: She was there pillow talk was like, hey, what's still
how's the kids?
Speaker 9: So so yeah, absolutely, man.
Speaker 5: When I would show up, me and her had like
a real cordial, cool catch up conversation house business, how
you've been whatever?
Speaker 1: Is he there for that part?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 9: Then then he would only show up in in progress
of this of the sexual.
Speaker 2: Oh so he was like a famous actor director where
everyone has to be in their places when he shows up.
Speaker 3: Everybody in your spots being your spots.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and and and and also, so I think it was.
So look, we we hear about the Muslim covering, right,
and my first thought is hate, this guy's a freak.
But honestly, he was going out of his way to
hide his identity, so he would always be a cours
the room. He would inter while things were going on,
he would walk out, like right before we were finished
or as soon as we were finished. So I think
it was for whatever reason, it was a real concerted
effort to hide his identity. So it was never in
close proximity, only spoke very briefly when he was talked
to her. If he needed to talk to her and Lane,
they would exit the room. So it was not a
lot of him around except watching when the moments.
Speaker 1: Did he ever finish in your presence?
Speaker 9: No, bro, I never even see.
Speaker 5: But they even said that in the trial after she
would finish with an escort, then they would have sex after.
Speaker 3: Oh that's that's wild, bro, Yeah, that is so out there.
That's so out there. I mean, just it's like rich
people get bored. They just get bored and they just
do weird shit.
Speaker 1: What's the protection situation like with this? What are we
what are we talking here? Are we just going in
there or what I.
Speaker 5: Mean, it started outward protection, but I want to say
maybe about the third about the third fourth time, it
was hey, are you have you been tested?
Speaker 9: I've been tested. I got paperwork. And then you know,
it was just it was what it was, man.
Speaker 1: So he was going in there after to borrow a phrase,
the club has been shot up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're shooting up the club? Are you shooting up
the club?
Speaker 5: And then well no, I had specific instructions to shoot
around the outside of the club.
Speaker 9: So yeah, but I would shoot up.
Speaker 5: I would shoot up the front door, in the in
the rogued rope, I would shoot up the outside of
the club.
Speaker 3: So did you get any references out of this? Did
bust the rhyme hitch up or that good ship? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Unfortunately I didn't get any clientele in the loop, you know,
not that I know of.
Speaker 1: I respect so much your sense of humor about this.
Speaker 3: By the way, it would be laughing at everything if
I had a giant hammer. Yeah, of course, Like, what
what's your problem, stude? You got a book, you got
giant dick. Life is good.
Speaker 1: I'm just so used today to people just not being
able to talk about this kind of you know, it's
just a shame and like, I don't know it's fair.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, dude, if you put this on YouTube
or something, it'll be somebody in the comments, Oh yeah,
all pigs.
Speaker 9: Yeah, making light of a situation.
Speaker 3: And I have a big problem with so much of it,
because you know, what you create is an atmosphere of
blackmail when you don't allow as long as you're not
hurting people, in particularly kids, I don't know why anyone
cares what anyone else is doing. And just do your
thing and don't hurt anybody, and we'll all be good,
you know. And you're just gonna have people.
Speaker 8: That do that.
Speaker 2: Man, It's just it's all programming. And you know, I've
been studying like history.
Speaker 3: People are like, oh, we're just getting such we're becoming
such degenerate. Dude, you don't know history if you think
we're becoming degenerates right now, because it's been way more
wild way back in the day.
Speaker 2: I was talking about on a podcast the other day
about how like, you know, the Me Too movement and
all that stuff is kind of trying to force men
into monotony.
Speaker 3: Now, what's it called monogamy? Monogamy? Sorry, and you're like, okay, yeah,
and then you look to divorce, right, it's like shooting
up to sixty percent, and it's just a it's just
this kind of programming that's been shoved down on our throats.
Do you think that the Okay, I want to say
on that thing, what have you learned about human sexuality
in your occupation? What have you learned about people?
Speaker 5: Well, I'm gonna answer that question, but the first thing
I'm gonna say, I think it's so cool that you
didn't even have monogamy in your vocabulary.
Speaker 3: I thought that was us. Damn this guy, I am
a retard dog. Never forget that I have this really
supercomputer that messes upwards all the time. So I'm cool
that I first grade.
Speaker 1: So literally, it's not in your vocabulary. I mean, that's
that's okay.
Speaker 3: Don't say that to my girlfriends in the other room.
Speaker 9: M Yeah, So dude, what I learned, and this is
something that men should not see.
Speaker 5: Women are exactly like us, from exactly like us in
terms of their desire for sex, their frequency of cheating.
They're they're making decisions that is completely the opposite of what.
Speaker 9: We're programmed to understand about women. As men.
Speaker 3: You know we we do.
Speaker 5: There is this this misconception that men are up here
somewhere in terms of lack of monogamy and cheating, and
they don't even convince us.
Speaker 9: Oh, it's it's testosterone. It's in our nature. We have
to be this way. And women are.
Speaker 5: Exactly the same, exactly the same. They just have to
hide it because of their shame, right.
Speaker 3: And they're way better at hiding it too.
Speaker 2: You know, in France, they wanted to make DNA test
mandatory after every pregnancy, and the French government goes, if
we make that happen, our society will crumble.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's not till the kid comes out. You're like,
I mean, that's a very famous Steve Nash story. You
know Steve Nash, the the the basketball player, his wife
got pregnant, had the kid. Kid came out looking like
Jason Richardson, and he's like, that's not my kid, and
he literally walked.
Speaker 3: Out the hospitals. So they're just way better at hiding it.
Speaker 2: We're horrible at hiding it women because women are just
natural investigators.
Speaker 3: They're constantly going through your computer. They'll always look. They
have they have rights that the CIA wishes they could
have in terms of investigating your data, they're way better
at it. So yeah, women are like that. You know.
Speaker 2: It's like all the famous stories on YouTube of girls
weekend or girls night out and it just never ends well.
Speaker 3: And these chicks will are so scandalous still do it
at the Bachelo Ratt party when they're about to get married.
They don't give a shit.
Speaker 9: Listen. That's why here.
Speaker 5: I am a guy in his fifties and I've never
been married, and I don't even see it happening. When
you see that side of women, you do. And I'm
not saying all women. I'm not trying to bash women
or whatever the case may be. But we're all human man,
and we all have the same nature's desires and we
all fail at them.
Speaker 9: And like you said, some people are just better at
just hiding it.
Speaker 3: So do you think that your nickname added to the
chaos of the pity the p did he trial? Like
added another layer of just chaos.
Speaker 9: Not only do I think it added chaos, but I
think it was done on purpose. Listen.
Speaker 5: I was there being Look, you go to witness prep, right,
so witness prep, you know everything they're gonna add, you know,
all of the information before you take the stand, And
to me, it was ironic that when Cassie's on the stand,
they're showing her pictures of escorts, and it's like, who's
this guy. Oh that's that's Jews. Who's this guy? Oh
that's Dave. Who's this guy? Oh that's Dan you who's
this guy?
Speaker 3: I don't know his name?
Speaker 9: I just know him as the punisher.
Speaker 5: Listen, they prepped her at least ten hours before that case.
They could have easily said my name, right, but they
let her say the punisher on trial, which created this
who the fuck is the punisher? Like whirlwind, you know
what I'm saying, And so that just threw a whole
sensational element into the trial that I've really believe. And
she would have just said, oh that's Charay. I wouldn't
even be significant, you know what I'm saying. Made everything
significant so interesting?
Speaker 3: What is your okay trying to go on?
Speaker 1: No, was there anything that you expected to be asked
from trial prep that you were surprised didn't come up
that was significant? Any or anything that you thought like
for sure they're gonna want to know about that didn't
pop up in the trial. Anything like that.
Speaker 5: So no, the only thing that was surprising to me
was the cross examination. So all my they do like
a mock cross where they try to predict what the
defense is going to ask. All my mock crosses was
they thought the defense was going to attack me and
try to discredit me and try to make me look bad,
and ironically they did the opposite, the complete opposite. They
built up my credibility by saying, hey, look, you've been
a male dancer of twenty five thirty years. If you
came out to dance for a woman and she seemed uncomfortable,
would you dance with her anyway? And I'm like, absolutely not,
you know what I'm saying. And she says, well, you
being in business so long, you have to assess, and
that is absolutely true. When I walk in, I got
to read a room and walk into a room full
of women that never met me, and I have to
dance on them suggestively, so I have to read the
room to comfort level. So then they just took it
to the scenario which you had engaged with miss Ventura
if you since she was uncomfortable or something was wrong,
and the truth is absolutely not. So that would through
the whole situation for the loop because they thought the
prosecution thought they was going to discredit me, and they
actually made me more credible. And I did testify to
the fact that I did not see her in distress, So.
Speaker 9: That was a complete one eighty.
Speaker 2: Now you're a good guy, I can sense that from me.
Is it hard to get hard when you're not attracted
to the chick?
Speaker 9: Yeah, dude, is this blue too?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 9: I will tell you this.
Speaker 5: If you're working normal right then, believe it or not,
most guys will tell you it's harder to get hard
when the chick is super hot, really super hot, because
because super hot creates pressure. Oh right, and the chick
that's not hot, it's like whatever, you know what I'm saying, Like,
you don't you feel like you're doing her favor?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 5: You're in hot, you know, we're in the hot. But
so most guys will fill with the hot chick like,
oh man, I got to do a good job. I
want to make sure she's happy. I want to make
sure she comes back again, and that creates more pressure.
Speaker 2: Johnny, I told you that before, when I told you
that I used to work at Deja Vu in Vegas
when I graduated college, from at UNLV. I decided to
give myself a little gift and I decided to go
work at this totally nude strip bar. And the chick
who made the most money was the ugliest chick there.
Speaker 3: I mean her titties were flat, or nipples were seeing
other people, she had slightly cross eyed and every night
just yeah, I'll call me, call me, call me, call me.
And she was always on fire because she was more accessible.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, she she she was more approachable.
Speaker 5: She didn't create that extra intimidation fact, and that makes
you feel comfortable.
Speaker 1: Was there any any other scandal on the level of
the Diddy thing. I don't hesitate to even call that scandal.
It's really just people get freaky. But was there anything
else like that where you brushed up against like something
that felt like eyes white, the other weird elite, you know,
super wealthy like masks and that kind of stuff.
Speaker 9: Yeah, dude, of course.
Speaker 5: Man, I mean, in this business thirty years, you're going
to come across other celebrities. You're going to come across
people with some crazy kinks and stuff like that. It's
just part of the business, you know, the thing you
just have to do. And like I even did with
the Diddy situation. Literally, if it wasn't for trial, I
want to say, less than five people.
Speaker 9: Knew I interacted in that, literally, less than five people.
Speaker 5: Like you have to be extremely discreet and respectful with
people's privacy, man, you know, it's.
Speaker 9: Just it's just the right thing to do.
Speaker 2: So you can't tell us weird things that happened before,
Like we got to send to something we like that, Like.
Speaker 3: Is the P Diddy the weirdest thing you did? Or
is there other weird ones?
Speaker 9: So so here's the thing I said. I don't even
see the P Diddy thing as weird, right.
Speaker 3: That is maybe dinja just just another day at the office.
Speaker 9: Yeah, listen, man, we we live in especially now.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 9: They even have a phrase for it. It's called cuckholding.
Speaker 3: Right. That's huge, now, right, it's huge now man.
Speaker 5: For some reason, there's just this whole movement of sleep
with my wife sleep?
Speaker 1: Is it mostly white guys? Can you say.
Speaker 9: Mostly white guys and mostly Indian guys?
Speaker 1: Really? Oh interesting?
Speaker 3: Won't you talk back it off to my wife? Do
not look at me?
Speaker 9: A lot of Indian guys?
Speaker 1: No kidding.
Speaker 3: So I actually have a story.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say his name, but this guy wants
a white guy got called by a rapper and this
is a famous, uh white famous white guy in the
comedy scene.
Speaker 3: He got called by a rapper that he wanted his
girl friend to suck him off while you watch, and
he's like, yeah, I'll go do it.
Speaker 1: Girlfriend.
Speaker 3: He wanted the rapper's girlfriend to suck off this white guy. Okay, okay, So,
so do you know why I think cukings become big.
Speaker 2: Because divorce is so high and these guys have to
make a decision do they want to satisfy their wives
or lose their house and have to find a new
place to live.
Speaker 3: So it's like, okay, banger.
Speaker 2: And so when we watch these cut pornos and the
guy's like crying in the thing, are like, oh, those
aren't tears of sadness. Those are tears of joy because
he gets to say home in his bed for a
little longer.
Speaker 9: Listen, my man, you spot on you know, like you
mentioned it, like I have a book. That's all that
stuff is in my book.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's get into your book. Tell us a little
bit about you. Tell us about your book, man.
Speaker 9: Okay, So, so in search of freezing meat.
Speaker 2: Right, Why that tie that, man, because that is that
could go either that could be a mail stripper or
a serial killer either way.
Speaker 9: Okay, so I'm gonna tell you a quick story.
Speaker 5: Man, Like in the midst of me struggling with a
rectile dysfunction, right, and my retile dysfunction was mental. Right,
I go on this trip to the Caribbean. I'm with
this really really beautiful girl and we go out into
the water and we're on this beach where you can
go out like a mile into the water and it's
waist high and we kind of get into like a
little hot sexy moment where we're making out or whatever.
And in this moment, I'm completely caught up in it.
So I get an erection, no problem, and she reaches
down and she grabs my manhood and she goes, God, damn,
this thing is hard at freeze me.
Speaker 9: Right moment it was like the harf started plank.
Speaker 5: It was like, oh, because nothing hits harder than a
RECs and compliment when you've been going through ED. So
you know, I get this compliment and do it. It
seemed like my life it was all down hill from
that moment. It's like, how do I.
Speaker 3: Get back to three, that is hilarious thing. So it
was like this.
Speaker 5: So was this ten year journey of me taking every pill,
doing every injection, doing every electric shock therapy, doing everything
I can do to try to fix it. Because come on, dude,
a male stripper slash escort with ed is like a
single losing their voice. Yes, you're done, You're done. Like
my whole value, my whole ego is based on my sexuality.
How can I lose this thing?
Speaker 9: So it was, it was not happening.
Speaker 5: So I took a decade struggling and I did like
the grand fix, which I ended up.
Speaker 9: Getting a penis and plant. Right, so I'm good. Top
three decisions I ever made in my life.
Speaker 2: But in now you got like a crane down there
or something. You just press some buttons that are just
like robocops.
Speaker 9: It absolutely whoa, yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1: B get like a bionic dick.
Speaker 9: Dude, that's coslutely bro.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, We'll make it thicker, faster, harder.
Speaker 9: There you go, there you go. Unlimited stamina.
Speaker 2: Wow wow, So like my whole life. I have about
five and a half inches. I think I've lost some
since I got fatter. I'm like that's half the reason
I want to lose weight, just to say get that
pristine real estate back. But so I have five and
a half inches and I'd be like, is it okay?
And girlfriends, my girlfriends be like it's fine, fine, it's okay.
Now I have kids now, so I don't really care
about my dick's side. So like, I did my job right.
Speaker 3: So, but my one girlfriend was like, just so.
Speaker 2: You know, like big dicks have I rectile to function
when they get older, you know. And I'm fifty two
right now, and like, dude, I get these like three
day hard ons. It's very fucking weird because there's not
I don't need a lot of blood down there. But
do you find think that there's a lot of fifty
however old you are, fifty year old male escorts out there,
you actually.
Speaker 9: Believe it or not?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Like yeah. And so so it works better from an
escort scenario because the woman that hires an escort is
a woman in her forties, right, So and then for
you know, sex for women and not like men, we
just want to get off, right, women want a whole experience.
Speaker 9: So when a woman, So if a woman's going to
hire an escort.
Speaker 5: She wants the guys she can communicate with relate to
understand the world on the level that she understands it.
So physically she can get that from a twenty five
year old guy, but then he can't mentally stimulate her
the majority of times.
Speaker 9: So if you are an older male escort.
Speaker 5: You're actually the one that's being sought after more than
the younger guys because the younger guys can only meet
the physical demand and not necessarily the intellectual.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I mean that also gets into our culture.
Like you know, I've been hearing a lot people always like, okay, boomer,
your boomer, and then this kind of desire to push
shiny objects to the front of everything.
Speaker 3: And I've said this before. Twenty year olds are only
good for banging. That's it.
Speaker 2: I mean, good luck having a conversation with them about anything.
That's what they're good. They want to put them in
power positions of positions of leadership.
Speaker 3: They're like they haven't lived any life.
Speaker 2: There's a real like our society's really devalued experience. And
this is why I think things are a little fucked
up right now because the people who know what they're
doing have kind of been pushed out through agism, and
it's good to see that male prostitution hasn't gone that way.
Speaker 9: I mean, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 5: It is still dominated by the younger guy, but the
demand is the older guy.
Speaker 9: You know, the demand is definitely the older guy.
Speaker 5: But just in general, man, just you know, sexuality for
men and whatever, it's, it's it's at an all time
pressured high. Like you can't watch a sporting event without
seeing the Seattle's commercial of Ryagri commercial testosterone bo.
Speaker 9: And then there's always this comment and shoe of it too.
Speaker 5: Right, So the programming your sections, right, And so now
you got all of these guys that we kind of accept, Hey,
I'm older, it's not going to work the same. It's older,
I can't keep up with the demand. And you know,
luckily you you get the three day boners.
Speaker 9: But you're not You're not. You're an anomaly.
Speaker 3: Bro. Yeah I am neo.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you are definitely neo.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 5: So the majority of guys that I talked to, they're
in some struggle that they're already kind of giving up
on their masculinity.
Speaker 9: And their sexuality.
Speaker 5: So all I did was I took a book that
I could have used when I was going through my struggle,
and I wrote it based on all my personal stories,
how it led, the psychology of how it led to
me getting a rectile dysfunction, how it affected my relationship,
how it almost made me consider being a cop.
Speaker 3: Now do you have a girl? Do you have a girlfriend?
Speaker 9: At the time, I did have a girlfriend, right, And.
Speaker 3: Were they okay with that, like, hey, dude, gotta go
to work.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I never had problems with me being a
male dancer. They didn't know the propositions every now and then.
But the male steperd thing was cool, right, But dude,
it went struggling sexually, even for myself. It's so emasculating
that I'm like, well, maybe I'll bring somebody.
Speaker 3: In, you know what I'm saying the picture someone else
do the work.
Speaker 9: Yeah, man, Yeah.
Speaker 5: And then once I solved it, Once I was able
to solve it, I realized, dude, I still have all
the same desire to want to have sex.
Speaker 9: I still have my masculinity. My confidence came back.
Speaker 5: Everything recreated itself, and I was like, dad, man, more
dudes need to understand this and hear about it. So then,
in search of freezing me you know I wrote the book,
and Dude, I can honestly say the feedback has been incredible. Man,
like the guys that contact me, because when you read
the book, I have a website where you can Are you.
Speaker 3: Getting Yelp reviews? Are you like this stick is quality?
My wife is happy?
Speaker 5: John, John, If you read the Google reviews on the book,
you're gonna see guys like emphatically happy about it, talking
about to save my life.
Speaker 9: I'm not alone.
Speaker 5: I feel remotivated, and I got guys constantly asking me
my doctor's information, other things they can use.
Speaker 9: Dude.
Speaker 5: A lot of times the motivation to bring your sexuality
back is just a conversation.
Speaker 9: But who can you have a conversation with about this?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, you're so right, dude. That's why I think it's
so great that you're being open about all this, because
these are things that people are afraid to talk about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude.
Speaker 2: And if you're a robodick company and you have a
product to push and you want to sponsor a podcast,
come sponsor Broken Simulation.
Speaker 3: We will push robot dicks to the end.
Speaker 9: Of the day.
Speaker 3: So here's the final question for it.
Speaker 2: Because I don't want to keep you all day. What
is your take on the Epstein files right now? You know,
if somebody works in the sex industry, works with elites,
is any of this surprising to you that a guy
who might be implicated in these Epstein lists Epstein tapes
would be like, there's no there's no Epstein tapes, nothing's real.
Speaker 3: You guys are just making this up. Does that surprise
you at all in any way?
Speaker 5: So this is what I will say, Man, if you
would have asked me this, let's say May eleventh, I
would add a whole theory for you.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 5: But what I watched was I watched leading up to
this Sean Colmbs trial. I watched he was trafficking kids,
he had weapons. I watched videotapes, the celebrities that it
was blackmailing. It was all the sensationalism around what was
supposed to be going on, and then when the facts
actually came out it was him and his girlfriend having
hiring a male escort for some sort of voyeur threesome.
Speaker 9: All of the other stuff was just crap.
Speaker 5: Right, So what I will say, that's a case I
think every we live in a world where everybody's reporting
ideology and opinion and outrageous facts for clicks and likes
and whatever. And now I'm even starting to believe with
what I saw with the Combs case that I can't
even believe that all this Epstein stuff is to the
magnitude and people just want to keep a hype train going.
Speaker 3: That's a great point. There's a lot to that.
Speaker 2: It's like almost like a carrot a smoke screen from
other things that are going on. Everyone's focus on the
Epstein to now folks on Pelleteer and all that stuff.
That's a really great point because because you know, as
the as the p did He trial was going on,
I was watching YouTube and they're like, he's gonna get
off on these things.
Speaker 3: They're not really making any case. And it turns out
they on the more the more.
Speaker 2: Serious charges he does get off, but just sounds like
a lot of it is just kinky rich dudes and
kinky rich dude ship.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, man. And what people are not even considering
is what we touched on. What if what if did
he had a problem?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 5: What if he had a wrecked out dysfunction? And it's like,
I got this young beautiful girl, I need to keep
us satisfied. Let me bring somebody else.
Speaker 3: In like I got to punish her dick, you know, yeah,
I mean bro, I.
Speaker 5: Mean me being involved with it. That's honestly what I thought.
That's honestly what I thought. I was like, why is
this guy hiring me? He must have performance issues?
Speaker 1: When you would can you describe, Sorry to add another
question here, but can you describe the moment you realized
it was did he? How did that happen? And were
you like all throw fuck talk dude?
Speaker 9: Exactly? So how I found out? I gave up?
Speaker 5: Like, so remember year something passed. I had googled everything
I can google, but I thought they were married. So
I kept googling married couple and I was getting no results.
Speaker 9: So I gave up.
Speaker 5: And when I would show up sometimes I would wait
around a couple of hours before anything happened, and they'll
put me in a room.
Speaker 9: So this this wholetel was like in.
Speaker 1: The bullpen that's great, wow exactly.
Speaker 5: So this hotel room happened to have one of those
when you cut on the TV, it had a welcome message.
So the TV said Essex House would like to welcome
mister Sean Combs, and I was like, no fucking way,
like completely blown away and then the add to me
being a complete idiot about it. I followed the dude
on Instagram. I saw as posts like once a week,
I'm liking his pictures. Has no idea he's in a room,
but nigget ten feet from me. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3: Like that is so crazy.
Speaker 2: It's like the Daredevil, you know he has that mask on. Hey, Chary, dude,
this has been a great interview. Could have gone better
one more time. He's got a book called In Search
of Freezer Meet He's Charrey Hayes the Punisher.
Speaker 3: Linked to his book below.
Speaker 2: I hope you, guys, if you enjoyed the interview, you'll
check out his book and we appreciate you coming on buddy.
Speaker 9: Yeah, man, me too. Man, this was fun. Man, Thanks
a lot. Guys.
Speaker 2: If you're ever in LA you want to go to
comedy store, just hit me up. I'll get your tickets
to come check out a shell.
Speaker 9: Oh say no more. Man might be in La in
the next thirty days.
Speaker 3: I'm all right, hit us up, dude. We'd love to
We love to make it happen. All right, thank you, brother,
All right, take care of guys. I think that was
a great interview. I'm sure some people will get upset.
What was this the bauchery?
Speaker 1: That might be the best interview we've had, because we
you know, we've had a lot of interviews, but we
don't specialize. That might be the most entertaining, Like I
don't know informational video interview we've done.
Speaker 2: Have Johnny, do you ever a moment where you kind
of step out your yourself and just go I can't
believe I'm working with the modern day Larry King.
Speaker 3: He's just the best interviewer.
Speaker 9: Dude.
Speaker 1: I was thinking this guy was talking about how he
considered this guy the punisher, considered becoming a cuckhold. And
I mean, there's at least one job that we can't
outsource to China. But like, I mean, can you who's
the guy that comes in to punish the punishers?
Speaker 3: Dude? Just an even bigger dick comes in, Like, who
is that guy?
Speaker 1: That's the guy? I mean what?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wanted to.
Speaker 2: Ask him about the theory that most male strippers are gay.
Speaker 3: Oh maybe that's just white male strippers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think I don't I could that guy
in gay? Yeah for sure, that guy.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they won't even look down that's how he Yeah, yeah,
he doesn't even a real thing in black culture though.
Speaker 1: It is like the not like we don't do.
Speaker 3: Not check out your friend's meet.
Speaker 1: We don't even talk about gay bro. It's like Russia.
Remember Putin said we don't have any We have no
gays in Russia.
Speaker 3: We have no The Iram was like no gaze ran.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think I think Putin said it too,
but yeah, it was like, we don't have it, we don't.
We got no gags, dude, the black.
Speaker 3: People, dude, everyone just pounds puss here, dude, drink vodka,
pound puss.
Speaker 1: You know, I like this idea if they ever do
a movie of this. There's the angle where Cassie like
the one guy that she could actually talk to with
the punisher, you know what I mean, Like, oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, make him the good guy. He's a listener too.
Speaker 1: He's the hero. Yeah, Like I mean, he's just sitting
in the fat.
Speaker 3: Hog and he's got a nice air to listen. You know.
Speaker 1: That's it's funny too. The we're interesting at least, the uh,
the idea that the prosecutors prepped him to really get
destroyed by the defense, and then the defense was just like, nah, man,
we're going the other That was smart of him really
to make it set it up like, hey, this is
actually just legit, you know, little kinky like sex interaction here.
Speaker 2: Well, that's that's that's what everyone on YouTube was saying.
He's just a kinky guy. Which I think that the
conservative right would do themselves a great service if they
just go, okay' kinky did. If he's not hurting kids
and he's not hurting women or hurting men, who cares.
I mean, I just like I take a beating all
the time when I say that. But it's like to
go the opposite way and have this kind of puritan
view of sex is And he's like, dude, you do
whatever you want. Like if you just want to do
missionary and steer into your wife's eyeballs the whole time.
Speaker 3: Do that.
Speaker 1: It's between you and God.
Speaker 3: And you can go.
Speaker 2: Listen, dude, these are sins. They're committing sins. Okay, then
when they meet their maker, they they'll pay the price.
But right now you're doing yourself a giant disk service
by demonizing these kind of acts. And we're just talking
consenting adult acts. Okay, You're you're demonizing this shit, and
you're allowing for blackmail to happen.
Speaker 1: Now, I will say I don't know about his take
on Schmipstein.
Speaker 3: I I because I feel like what he's saying, what
he said is like is it is it? Are they
just inflaming it?
Speaker 2: Meaning that they're keeping it in the news all the
time to be and will you see people tweeting it?
Speaker 3: Hey, they want you to talk about FC. They don't
want you to talking about the what's going on Gaza,
what's going on Ukray not talking about Pellan tier. I
believe that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't know where he's saying that, Like maybe
they're that Schmipstein was just a freaky guy. I mean,
you don't have a whole island, did he didn't have
a whole island where he brought in the royals, you know,
to be that's a whole different vibe. By the way,
just just just came over an hour ago. Former President
Joe Biden admitted to The Times the New York Times
that he did not personally sign off on every individual
pardon via his auto pen signature.
Speaker 3: So non linear.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, do you think do you think that's do
you think that's an l E two uh or non
linear warf.
Speaker 3: I rather, yeah, it's again everyone goes, what the fuck?
What the heck? Why would he admit that, even if
he's a retard, Why would you admit that?
Speaker 1: Do you think so when they go after Fauci, which
it seems like they're winding up to do, do you
think that's legit or just a show trial?
Speaker 2: I think that's a show trial that you heard about
in the sparse pandemic simulation that Brad Binkley and Manka
Press came on told us years ago about and she
literally said, they're gonna throw Fauci under the bus and
make him take all the arrows, which I believe is
going to be the exact same thing they're gonna do
to Nen Yahu that that's his role.
Speaker 3: He knows his job. His job is to get push
the ball this far and then take the fall for it.
Speaker 1: By the way, speaking of Nannyaho, I watched that video
you shared of Manny Patinkin the actor.
Speaker 3: How great is that?
Speaker 1: Maybe we end with that. It was so just because
I've always been a fan of his. He's very left politically,
but he is committed to the actual left ideals, the
liberal ideals that used to define the true left.
Speaker 2: I thought that was one of the most powerful videos
I've ever seen. And that quote he says about his
his lines in that movie.
Speaker 1: Completely, it's so powerful. All Right, we're gonna we're gonna
watch this here. This is just I mean, it is
moving and if you have a soul, I think you'll agree.
Here we go. I got to refresh this to get
it to start over because it's stupid Instagram.
Speaker 6: But the movie was she was watching The Princess Bride
and just as I walked in the room. Is that
final scene in the movie where Inigo is sitting by
the window with the man in black and the man
in black asks an ego would he like to be
the next Red pirate? Robertson and the Nigo Montoya actor
who was me said these words which I did not
really know what they meant. William Goldman wrote, which I
think are the singular greatest words I've ever read.
Speaker 8: You know, I have been in the revenge business so long.
Now that it is over, I do not know what
to do with the rest of my life.
Speaker 6: Dude, How I ask Jews all over the world to
consider what this man Benjamin et Yahoo and his right
wing government is doing to the Jewish people all over
the world. They are endangering not only the state of Israel,
which I care deeply about and want to exist, but
they are endangering the Jewish population all over the world.
He is the most dangerous thing. Not just since October seventh,
is it has been a deeply troubled situation.
Speaker 1: And endangering the Jews by endangering.
Speaker 6: Yes, and to watch what is happening for the Jewish people.
To allow this to happen to children and civilians of
all ages in Gaza for whatever reason, is unconscionable and unthinkable.
And I ask you Jews everywhere all over the world
to spend some time alone and think is this acceptable
and sustainable? How could it be done to you and
your ancestors and you turn around and you do it
to someone else?
Speaker 3: Fire?
Speaker 1: Bro Fire, Yes.
Speaker 2: Fire, And that's what I'm saying, dude, That's what I'm saying.
I've been saying it forever. And it's this thing that
we're getting into.
Speaker 3: We're going to end it here where the programming is
so powerful that it overrides your natural instincts, which is
to protect children at all costs. If you're somewhere and
the kid is in trouble, it doesn't need to be
your child. The first thing every adult does is run
there and stop what's happening to that kid. It doesn't
need to be your child, because your instinct says protect
future generations. And what we're seeing right now is programming
so powerful that it overrides that natural instinct. You see
them women now, I want to have a job, not kids.
That's powerful program powerful program to override your natural instincts.
And then to sit there and accept that a newborn
is a terrorist is the most insane example of generational trauma.
Programming overriding your basic instinct that says newborns are one
of the most precious things in the world. We must
protect them at all costs.
Speaker 1: The whole They have dehumanized the whole race of people.
And it's uh, it's just history repeating.
Speaker 3: Johnny, it's been a pleasure. Go to sam Chuby dot
com and grab all my dates.
Speaker 2: Like we said, Johnny, just gotta go back and listen
to what we call the New Show because it was perfect.
Speaker 3: We got a new show. We're gonna be doing too
a week because I need more podcasts, but we're gonna
be doing it, which will include a new premium content
for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll feel our way through it.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: It won't be perfect.
Speaker 2: We'll figure it out. I love you guys, thanks to
tune in. See you soon, Johnny, have a great weekend.
I'll talk to you soon.