Speaker 1: Thousands of people have mysteriously vanished in America's wilderness. Join
Speaker 1: us as we dive into the deep end of the
Speaker 1: unexplainable and try to piece.
Speaker 2: Together what happened.
Speaker 1: If you are listening to Locations Unknown, what's up.
Speaker 2: Everybody, and welcome back to a very special paid subscribers
Speaker 2: episode of Locations Unknown. I'm your co host Joey rod
Speaker 2: Wan with me as always as a guy who could
Speaker 2: win a martial arts tournament wearing a foam number one hand.
Speaker 2: Mike Vandabogar.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Joe, and thank you to all of our
Speaker 3: amazing supporters across all the various platforms.
Speaker 4: We can't thank you enough.
Speaker 3: We just got done recording a really interesting episode on.
Speaker 2: An ambulance coming right at the beginning of the show.
Speaker 4: Did someone get hit again?
Speaker 2: No? I hope not.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: We were a really interesting case from nineteen fifty about
Speaker 3: a guy named jim Carter who went missing on Mount
Speaker 3: Saint Helen's swell skiin.
Speaker 2: Not the former US president, not the peanut farmer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he was a.
Speaker 3: Peanut farmer, Jimmy Carter. Yeah, pretty sure he owned a
Speaker 3: peanut farm.
Speaker 2: Hm, Like, did he own it or work at it?
Speaker 4: I think he owned it, Okay, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: All right, that doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: Yeah, probably, I mean, who knows.
Speaker 3: A lot of people I didn't even know, Like a
Speaker 3: peanut farm, I guess they need them grow peanuts.
Speaker 4: Peanut butter comes somewhere.
Speaker 2: Do you think people are just out forging to the
Speaker 2: nation supply of peanuts.
Speaker 4: I don't know how it's done. No, I do peanut farms.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what a peanut plant.
Speaker 2: Expensive peanut related things would be if it relied on
Speaker 2: random foraging.
Speaker 4: What does a peanut plant look like?
Speaker 2: Peanut? The peanuts like underground?
Speaker 4: Oh, it's like a it's a legume, legume.
Speaker 2: All right. I love these episodes way better than the
Speaker 2: main one. We can just be really really really really dumb.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, we have all these computers in front.
Speaker 2: Of you, like we could very easily look all this
Speaker 2: information up, and we're not gonna rather speculate. And I'm
Speaker 2: still slowly toning down the intro music, so I can't
Speaker 2: do look us something up and do that.
Speaker 3: So, uh, getting back on track. We've got a few
Speaker 3: voicemails from the last couple of months, and we're gonna
Speaker 3: we're going to go through them and react. We have
Speaker 3: not listened to or read these yet, so we are
Speaker 3: both going to be surprised and probably horrified by what
Speaker 3: is what transpires your discretion.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're got.
Speaker 3: Headphones, like may get the kids out of the room.
Speaker 3: We don't know what will be said.
Speaker 2: They could be perfectly fine, could be could be a
Speaker 2: terrible Yeah, they could, they could could Okay, So the
Speaker 2: first voicemail comes on October twenty fourth of last year,
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four. I think I got to turn the
Speaker 2: volume up here. Here we go.
Speaker 5: Okay, so this is great, and I want to finish
Speaker 5: what I'm saying. This is a teacher and they want
Speaker 5: me to share all the use different points with you.
Speaker 6: But I encourage you.
Speaker 5: To work on sounding like it's just coming more organic
Speaker 5: from you unless you're reading it. Because you're doing all
Speaker 5: these other things to really improve the quality of your show.
Speaker 5: You're wanting to get, you know, your your base much
Speaker 5: larger people listening to you. And I think that yes,
Speaker 5: your pronunciations of words sometimes that get screwed up. Those
Speaker 5: things are funny, but overall, if you want the podcast
Speaker 5: to do better, I really think that this would help
Speaker 5: with the polished that and eliminating all of the word
Speaker 5: like every four or five words. It's just everywhere in
Speaker 5: vocabulary now. And you guys are about my daughter's age,
Speaker 5: and I just hear it a lot. So AnyWho, good
Speaker 5: luck with everything, and thanks for the show. For some reason,
Speaker 5: this one with Paul few Gate, it's one of my favorites.
Speaker 5: And I'm not sure why. By the way, whoever does
Speaker 5: the artwork, whoever did the artwork for this episode, it's
Speaker 5: really great, So please.
Speaker 6: Let he or she know that.
Speaker 5: All right, take good care and God bless you guys.
Speaker 5: All right, by bye, Thank.
Speaker 2: You very much, thank you. And there I want we
Speaker 2: got to like figure out why sometimes you don't get
Speaker 2: the first half of these. I it's probably in there. Oh,
Speaker 2: I was looking at it by date. That was the
Speaker 2: only ten to twenty four that we haven't here. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The list of them are novembers in decembers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. Maybe she thought she recorded and
Speaker 4: then it didn't.
Speaker 2: I hope it's not like. I hope we're not like
Speaker 2: losing some of them.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: When we go full time, we'll get like a real phone, yeah,
Speaker 2: with a real voicemail instead of like a Google memal.
Speaker 4: I'll hire someone that just sits in front of it
Speaker 4: all day to eight.
Speaker 2: It was it was good feedback.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Joe used to actually edit out all the
Speaker 3: ums and likes and it took him hours an episode.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then we just stopped it.
Speaker 2: That's when we did one episode a month. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: you know, we'll just throw it on the bucket of
Speaker 2: things that will be fixed when we're full timers.
Speaker 3: I mean, yes, we should talk without likes and ums,
Speaker 3: but the show is like live.
Speaker 2: It just is life. The show is live, and we
Speaker 2: don't edit it at all.
Speaker 3: We don't edit, and I think people generally kind of
Speaker 3: like there's a lot of really scripted and heavily edited
Speaker 3: shows out there, and those people don't I mean, people
Speaker 3: listen to them. They're huge shows. But yeah, I think
Speaker 3: people like the more un you know.
Speaker 4: It's not on.
Speaker 3: We have a script I guess you call it show notes,
Speaker 3: and we kind of add lib a lot through it.
Speaker 2: We have bumpers on our bowling lane to keep us
Speaker 2: going down the but we were meandering.
Speaker 3: The whole point of the show is always to be
Speaker 3: like you're at a bar with your buddies talking about
Speaker 3: these cases, and it's not supposed to be heavily edited
Speaker 3: and scripted, and.
Speaker 2: And that is even the music too. So I think
Speaker 2: people understand that that we have it set up where
Speaker 2: we can sit down and every time you hear the
Speaker 2: intro music and all that stuff, we're recording that live. Also, yeah,
Speaker 2: we're not going in post and doing anything literally on
Speaker 2: this board here and then I export it and then
Speaker 2: the it that does our artwork, It generates that and
Speaker 2: we post it. We don't do any and stuff. All
Speaker 2: the work goes in the research.
Speaker 3: We could do this show live, like traveling, because it's
Speaker 3: all done at the time of recording what you hear
Speaker 3: in the audio. The videos are a little edited.
Speaker 4: I do some editing.
Speaker 2: Well, you add a little video in front of it,
Speaker 2: because it's just us sitting here in this thing to
Speaker 2: the intro.
Speaker 3: Otherwise, I sometimes actually use the audio from the show
Speaker 3: for the video because the audio and the video doesn't
Speaker 3: always sound as good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you don't change it. No, so you either
Speaker 2: you sometimes add a video intro because it would it's
Speaker 2: literally if you watch a video raw, it's us nodding
Speaker 2: our heads, listening to the intro music, waiting for our.
Speaker 4: Turn shows sometimes does a fake violin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I'm playing the music or mouthing what I'm
Speaker 2: actually saying, because we're just burning the time.
Speaker 3: I mean, the only thing we should we could is
Speaker 3: actually the intro. Have Joe read it live every time?
Speaker 4: Now, I don't want to, I just want to know.
Speaker 2: I want to do so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the show is basically live, and we will try.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's our generation, the likes, and that's gonna
Speaker 3: be something really hard to break.
Speaker 2: We were aware of it and we're we always try
Speaker 2: and make it better.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where we're gonna try our best. But thank
Speaker 2: you for the feedback, grace and the support, and just
Speaker 2: thanks for calling in. Yes, all right, let's go to
Speaker 2: November seventh of last year.
Speaker 7: November seventh, Let's up blow Kations unknown Bonky bonky bitch.
Speaker 2: Boogie Boogie is I don't know boog again.
Speaker 6: Let's up blows Bogey Bogey.
Speaker 2: That's your nickname? Is somebody that knows you?
Speaker 4: It doesn't sound familiar?
Speaker 2: Unfamiliar?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it could be because.
Speaker 2: It's Michael van der Bogert. We called him Bogy Bgi. Well,
Speaker 2: thank you, thank you whoever you. I love those voicemails
Speaker 2: all right. Then the next day, November eighth.
Speaker 6: Hello, Joan Mike. My name is Bradley and I'm from Zula, Montana,
Speaker 6: and I love your Guys' show. I've been listening since April,
Speaker 6: and I'm a traveling wind turbine technician so travel all
Speaker 6: over the country and I love listening to your Guys' show.
Speaker 6: It's my favorite show to listen to when i'm driving
Speaker 6: or when i'm up inside of a wind turbine just
Speaker 6: working on something. It's really nice to tune in and
Speaker 6: hear about some cool news story. I wanted to comment
Speaker 6: on something that I thought was really really cool about
Speaker 6: your show. I don't know if anyone mentioned this before,
Speaker 6: but no matter who it is that's lost or where,
Speaker 6: I think it's really awesome that complete strangers, you know,
Speaker 6: dozens or hundreds of complete strangers will take time out
Speaker 6: of their busy lives and away from their loved ones
Speaker 6: and put themselves in danger to just just look for
Speaker 6: some complete stranger in a hospitable environment. So I love
Speaker 6: I love that aspect of humanity about the show, and
Speaker 6: I just think that's really cool. When I'm not traveling around,
Speaker 6: I love going to in my free time, I love
Speaker 6: to spend time in public lands, you know, national forests
Speaker 6: and national parks, and I've been almost lost myself a
Speaker 6: couple of times, and I just I just think it's
Speaker 6: really cool to know that if something were to happen
Speaker 6: to me, or to you guys, or to any of
Speaker 6: the people that I care about, that there's so many
Speaker 6: wonderful people out there who would take the time to
Speaker 6: try to find us. So yeah, thank you so much
Speaker 6: for the show. I enjoyed a lot, and you know,
Speaker 6: here's many more years of listening. Sure, guys, is a
Speaker 6: cool stories your fanter and your mispronunciations.
Speaker 4: Yes, he gets it.
Speaker 2: We appreciate you, dude, that's awesome. What a cool Yeah,
Speaker 2: what a cool job.
Speaker 4: It's a cool job.
Speaker 2: I want him to take like a selfie listening to
Speaker 2: the show inside of a winter or maybe on.
Speaker 3: Top of one, take one of our stickers and slap
Speaker 3: it on like one of the big.
Speaker 2: Oh that's really cool. Well, thank you so much for
Speaker 2: for listening to the show. I'm a big fan of you. Now.
Speaker 2: That sounds like a really cool job. Definitely call back
Speaker 2: in and like tell us about it. That'd be cool.
Speaker 2: And if you could uh safely. Yeah, maybe snap a
Speaker 2: photo of you listening to the episode. We'd love to
Speaker 2: post it. And yeah, just we we really appreciate you
Speaker 2: for what you do and uh for liking what we do.
Speaker 3: And that probably the coolest job we've heard of a caller. Yeah,
Speaker 3: wind turbine technicians.
Speaker 2: She'll be like, pell us, your weird job in his
Speaker 2: location is always unknown. He be in a wind turbine anywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he'll just always take a picture from inside the wind turbine.
Speaker 3: Where am I just like a metal like balls inside of.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much for calling. That was fantastic. All right,
Speaker 2: now we're onto. We still have some Novembers. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: have two on November nineteenth. I'm gonna try and get
Speaker 2: the first one. I'll see what happens. Wow, there's a
Speaker 2: lot going on outside. There's a bunch of cars at
Speaker 2: Christmas lights.
Speaker 8: Hi, y'all, This is Brittany from Florida. I have been
Speaker 8: a really long time listener since way back. But anyways,
Speaker 8: I'm a fifth generation Floridian and I was just listening
Speaker 8: to your episode about Wakuila or KaiA and then also
Speaker 8: the lady that called in as well. It goes either
Speaker 8: way like, it really doesn't matter, especially as somebody who's
Speaker 8: lived here for so long my family has. We used
Speaker 8: to call it Wakaiwa. It used to be spelled Waiwa.
Speaker 8: I told they switched it. I'm like thirty something now
Speaker 8: thirty two thirty yards had birthday.
Speaker 5: And I'm rambling.
Speaker 8: That's pretty cool. But they switched all the signs when
Speaker 8: I was like ten to the V because it was
Speaker 8: confusing because people wouldn't know exactly where you're going. There's
Speaker 8: a lot of springs in the area. Okay, we all
Speaker 8: Havekaia Kaiva Island and they have really murky water and
Speaker 8: we do. We swim in that all the time.
Speaker 5: There's gators.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's just kind of a thing when you guys
Speaker 8: were saying, oh yeah, like the spring pause.
Speaker 2: What a Florida thing to say it's murky, we can't
Speaker 2: see there's gators. You just deal with it. It's like, no,
Speaker 2: you don't. If you don't deal with it, you just
Speaker 2: go swim somewhere else a pool, like she's a floridio.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, just flirting like a panhandle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's awesome, that's cool. Okay, I'm going to continue.
Speaker 8: It's really good. It does, and it's very clear and beautiful.
Speaker 8: But a lot of people will start at wi Kaiva
Speaker 8: Island because the springs get so packed in the summer.
Speaker 8: It's just impossibly get in there, Like you will literally
Speaker 8: get there at seven am and you will just be
Speaker 8: waiting for people to leave. So you go down to
Speaker 8: Wakaiva Island, which is like a mile or so, and
Speaker 8: you can literally either swim to the spring, which I
Speaker 8: don't recommend. There is a ton of gators, but you
Speaker 8: can swim in that area and there's so many people
Speaker 8: swimming in that murky water area, but you don't like
Speaker 8: you'll still see the gators, but they won't bother you the
Speaker 8: fastest you.
Speaker 6: Right off the bears.
Speaker 8: There are a lot of bears there, and I think
Speaker 8: Naked and Afraid films there. So even though it's a
Speaker 8: really small park and there are a lot of people there,
Speaker 8: it's so dense it's easy to like drop people off
Speaker 8: in the middle of nowhere and you wouldn't realize that
Speaker 8: you're so close to civilization. But yeah, I love your show.
Speaker 8: You guys actually got me International Park after dark and
Speaker 8: that was wonderful. So now I'm a huge fan of
Speaker 8: both of y'all. And this is a long message, but yeah,
Speaker 8: I've never heard it with the hard I but it
Speaker 8: doesn't really matter. It's native American word. We also have
Speaker 8: things like kona kahatchie. If you spell that, there is
Speaker 8: no a in that word. So yeah, have a great day.
Speaker 5: Thank y'all.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you Brittany for calling you. That was a
Speaker 2: great call. She gets it too. Yeah, all these people
Speaker 2: get they're all getting it. They're all getting they're all
Speaker 2: on board. You're the ones that we care about.
Speaker 3: And we actually found someone who hasn't listened to the
Speaker 3: National Park after dark yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, right, that's cool. Yeah, we're gonna have
Speaker 2: to call me like, hey, you're welcome.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got one sub from us, You're welcome.
Speaker 2: You're no. Thank you very much Brittany for being a
Speaker 2: fan of the show and listening and for helping prove
Speaker 2: that even when people think we mispronounce, and even when
Speaker 2: we think we mispronounce, we are sometimes not incorrect.
Speaker 3: And when I did that episode, I remember reading that
Speaker 3: it's pronounced multiple ways.
Speaker 2: By local I feel like you even said that.
Speaker 4: I didn't see it. Yeah, so whatever, you.
Speaker 2: Can't please everybody all the time, all right same day,
Speaker 2: Let's see you.
Speaker 8: Who else called in, Hey, y'all, bring you from Florida again.
Speaker 8: Sorry to double message. Y'all. I mentioned Wakaima Islands and
Speaker 8: the previous message and realize you probably think that's an
Speaker 8: island because what it sounds like it's actually a bar
Speaker 8: in restaurant that's right on the water and allows you,
Speaker 8: like rent, I thought it was so anyways, to clear
Speaker 8: up that potential confusion, thanks a great day.
Speaker 4: That is amazing, amazing because I thought it was an island.
Speaker 2: Well me doing what she said was people swim to
Speaker 2: it and she doesn't recommend it because there's a lot
Speaker 2: of gators there, So that means there's Floridians risking extragator
Speaker 2: infested water to swim to a bar.
Speaker 4: Such a Florida thing. This is so Florid.
Speaker 2: I'm moving to Florida when my kids are all grown up.
Speaker 2: I love Florida. Move into the like the villages, No
Speaker 2: the keys, I'll go to be swinging in the villages.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be swimming through gator infested waters to Kaiva Island,
Speaker 2: which is a bar. Oh that is That was the perfect.
Speaker 3: Follow up that was worthy of a second call. Because
Speaker 3: I literally thought it was an island that's.
Speaker 2: One hundred percent worthy of sing. I hope she's a
Speaker 2: patrons for it. Maybe we'll have to post a couple
Speaker 2: of these clips.
Speaker 4: We always say that.
Speaker 2: For I post them, Oh I do. I sometimes put
Speaker 2: them on Instagram, so I do post some of them.
Speaker 2: All right, Oh yeah, whatever, whatever? All right, we don't
Speaker 2: have anywhere November. So we're into December. Now. Did I
Speaker 2: get all the Novembers? Yeah? We December eleventh? Is that
Speaker 2: the earliest one? I want to make sure I go
Speaker 2: in order here? Yes, all right, December eleventh, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 9: Hi Joe, Hi you guys doing.
Speaker 10: I'm a newer listener.
Speaker 9: I've talked you guys to your collaboration with the National
Speaker 9: Park at your arts, and when I was looking for
Speaker 9: a new podcast, the Bings, I decided to do yours.
Speaker 10: And I've now gotten through all the way through your
Speaker 10: back catalog, and I have certainly enjoyed the cases you
Speaker 10: guys have covered in your random episodes that you guys do.
Speaker 10: I've been nice to.
Speaker 9: Break up some of the harsh cases that you guys do.
Speaker 10: I also appreciate that you guys do a lot of
Speaker 10: cases that other podcasts have not covered, so it's been
Speaker 10: interesting to hear some of the new ones. Just a
Speaker 10: couple of comments. First, anyone that bitches about your pronunciations
Speaker 10: can go suck it.
Speaker 7: You guys do your best, and I think you know
Speaker 7: you guys do care.
Speaker 9: But whatever anyone says about your pronunciations, don't worry about
Speaker 9: it if you're doing good.
Speaker 10: Guys, I think I grew up in Wisconsin, I now
Speaker 10: live down in how you things are pronounced very differently
Speaker 10: in different parts of the country, so don't get too
Speaker 10: harsh on yourself. Second, the Gwyn halliquest cases.
Speaker 9: Absolutely love them, and yet she was definitely murdered. I
Speaker 9: don't know how the police can't decide that she was
Speaker 9: definitely murdered.
Speaker 10: Comment I have, kind of not really a criticism, is
Speaker 10: sometimes your commercials end up in, you know, a smack
Speaker 10: dad middle of one of your sentences, and if you
Speaker 10: guys could put.
Speaker 5: Some little jingle before a commercial, will let us know?
Speaker 8: That would be great?
Speaker 10: Kind of what other podcasts do kind of help me
Speaker 10: to know. Not to pay attention. I've surely enjoyed the show.
Speaker 10: Just one really random question because that keeps coming up
Speaker 10: with my husband and stuff. He wants to know if you, guys,
Speaker 10: when you are done going to the bathroom, if you
Speaker 10: look at your toilet paper, because he had found out
Speaker 10: there are a lot of people that don't look and
Speaker 10: that is just crazy in our minds. That's all I
Speaker 10: really got you, guys, thirly love the joy of the show.
Speaker 10: Wishing you guys a wonderful holiday season for you.
Speaker 9: And your families and stuff like that.
Speaker 10: Keep up the hard work.
Speaker 5: Can't wait for you new episodes.
Speaker 10: Have a good night, guys.
Speaker 2: I love her, Yeah, she loves it. I love her
Speaker 2: so fun. Everyone's getting it tonight, Everyone's getting it. But
Speaker 2: I love her a little bit more than everybody else
Speaker 2: that's ever called in now. I feel like she asked
Speaker 2: us a question to solve.
Speaker 4: A marital dispute, the toilet paper thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I want to know what her take is
Speaker 2: because I want to side with her.
Speaker 4: I don't understand the question.
Speaker 2: I'm going to rewind that because like it was, when
Speaker 2: you're done going to the bathroom, do you look at
Speaker 2: your toilet paper?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh, I just got it. When you're going number two? Oh, dude, check.
Speaker 4: Interesting.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to answer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Joe and I'll discuss that off air.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no no, we can discuss right
Speaker 2: now if we're gonna discuss it on air. I'm this
Speaker 2: is this is a patron episode.
Speaker 4: I'm not getting into.
Speaker 2: Uh now, okay, how about we don't necessarily have to
Speaker 2: reveal what we do, but we can talk about the
Speaker 2: pros and cons of each method. So, the pro of
Speaker 2: checking is that you know when you're done. Yeah. The
Speaker 2: con of checking is that you have to look at it.
Speaker 10: Yes.
Speaker 2: The probe of not checking is you don't have to
Speaker 2: look at it. The con of not checking is you're
Speaker 2: not necessarily sure if you're done or not, because, to
Speaker 2: quote a famous line from Chris Pratt on Parks Record
Speaker 2: in the Dog, He's like, sometimes when I'm wiping, I
Speaker 2: just wipe and I wipe and I wipe. It's like
Speaker 2: it's it's like it's like a marker. It just never
Speaker 2: goes away. Because you if you want to save your
Speaker 2: underwear from potential issue marker stains, you're gonna want to check.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean yeah, you. I think you laid it
Speaker 3: out perfectly well with the pros and cons.
Speaker 2: There's also two ways of checking. There's the wipe and
Speaker 2: look while it's in your hand, or there's there's the
Speaker 2: wipe and then you take a glance before you flush
Speaker 2: it while it's in the toilet. Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 2: interesting debate, or there's the wipe and you never look
Speaker 2: at all and just flush it. I feel like though,
Speaker 2: that's an adventurous person.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the gambler type. Yeah, they're the kind.
Speaker 2: Of somebody who just wipes and just never knows.
Speaker 3: Put it all on black, never knows, may put their
Speaker 3: mortgage on black and maybe they win, or maybe they
Speaker 3: go homeless.
Speaker 2: And are you the person who looks after you wipe?
Speaker 2: If you have something where someone might be seeing your
Speaker 2: butt later, like if you have a doctor's ap point,
Speaker 2: like if you're going in for like a colonoscopy, you're
Speaker 2: gonna be checking. Yeah, because you don't you don't want
Speaker 2: to show up, and or maybe you do. I don't know, Mike,
Speaker 2: which one.
Speaker 3: Are you most I've ever thought about this, and I
Speaker 3: don't really want to keep thinking about it, so we'll
Speaker 3: leave the mystery there.
Speaker 2: Okay, So do you think she's a looker or a
Speaker 2: husband's a looker? I have no clue.
Speaker 3: We just guess she feels like a gambling type, so
Speaker 3: not a looker.
Speaker 2: You feel like she just wipes and never checks and
Speaker 2: just rocks it. Yeah, and the husband's a checker.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he must be a checker.
Speaker 2: He's a checker. Do you think he checks in the
Speaker 2: toilet or he actually has it in his hand? He looks.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know. Now you're getting splitting hairs here.
Speaker 2: She's from Wisconsin. We don't know if he is.
Speaker 4: We've talked about this for too long.
Speaker 2: No, we have not a deep philosophical debate. All right,
Speaker 2: I want you guys on Patron to guess if me
Speaker 2: and Mike are checkers or we'll cut this. No, we're not,
Speaker 2: absolutely not. Okay, Oh my gosh, I love We should
Speaker 2: have a whole show where people just leave its voicemails.
Speaker 2: This is so much fun.
Speaker 4: Okay, well we'll step it up.
Speaker 3: We'll do we'll have a period where we'll actually answer
Speaker 3: yes and you can talk to us.
Speaker 2: If we get one of those play buttons, we'll come
Speaker 2: back here and answer that question. I want to like
Speaker 2: make sure I put that in the hall of fame.
Speaker 2: That's a hall of fame one. All right, that was
Speaker 2: the eleventh. We're going to December fifteen.
Speaker 4: Now, oh, now.
Speaker 2: All you pay my mind.
Speaker 4: I think we heard this one.
Speaker 3: It just.
Speaker 5: So it on later over.
Speaker 2: On right now to see. I don't day.
Speaker 4: So much growing Google do.
Speaker 2: I just want long time down to find anyway, same
Speaker 2: girl's different song.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not of growling.
Speaker 2: It always gets it always starts off and it just
Speaker 2: slowly gets super aggressive, just a growl, and it's always
Speaker 2: one of them gets really aggressive.
Speaker 4: Interesting.
Speaker 2: I want to know who that is. Those are hilarious.
Speaker 2: That's I love those. Keep sending those. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: that is a Google Doll song. No it is, isn't it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's gotta be or Collective Soul one of those.
Speaker 4: Not it's Google. Do They had like two songs I
Speaker 4: know of and.
Speaker 2: I don't want the world to see me.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, that's Google Do. I feel like you used
Speaker 3: to back in our days in college. You would come
Speaker 3: back from a fun night out and would play songs
Speaker 3: like that, but create your own lyrics to things you
Speaker 3: were just seeing happen in front of you.
Speaker 2: I did do that a lot.
Speaker 4: Actually, that's pretty funny. I wish we would have recorded those.
Speaker 2: We have a couple recorded.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but there are some good ones that just are
Speaker 4: lost to yeah time, No.
Speaker 2: They're lost to our memories. Yeah, there were moments we
Speaker 2: had them. It doesn't need to be recorded. Those are
Speaker 2: fun times in the attic, in the attic of our
Speaker 2: college house, the giant nails. If you stood up too fast,
Speaker 2: you'd get in sale from the roofing Nails College. All right,
Speaker 2: now we're going to December twenty third, okay, right around Christmas. Fantastic.
Speaker 7: Hey, Mike, Hey Joe, it's Holly here again. I just
Speaker 7: had the callback and we one more voicemail as a
Speaker 7: follow up than I am so sorry that I ranted
Speaker 7: on and on about the pronunciation of la kaiva.
Speaker 6: There's the wine.
Speaker 7: It was all about the wine. So anyway, besides that,
Speaker 7: you guys have a merry, merry Christmas and a happy
Speaker 7: new Year. And I look forward to the new year
Speaker 7: of new episodes, and you guys keep going and doing
Speaker 7: your thing and keeping it real.
Speaker 2: All right, bye, Thank you, thank you. You did not
Speaker 2: have to call back and say that, but we really
Speaker 2: appreciate that you did. And I'm sorry to tell you
Speaker 2: you're kind of wrong.
Speaker 4: Or you're kind of right or no, no, it just
Speaker 4: is yeah, just no, no.
Speaker 2: Thank you for calling and please continue to drink wine
Speaker 2: and call us back. Yes and rant. Uh we love it.
Speaker 2: We did. We got thick skin. Uh well, we'll dish
Speaker 2: it back a little bit if necessary, but all in
Speaker 2: good taste.
Speaker 3: And everyone tonight was getting it. Everybody gets it. Everyone's
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Speaker 2: Yes, I love all the calls for time? Is that
Speaker 2: all of them? We're all caught up now?
Speaker 4: I think we're caught up.
Speaker 2: Fantastic, No, this one. I love these episodes. These are
Speaker 2: so much fun. Yeah, we should have some sort of
Speaker 2: threshold that determine the type of wiper or the checker
Speaker 2: you're still talking about, because because I can see how
Speaker 2: much it bugs you. If it didn't bug you so much,
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Speaker 4: I can't wait.
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Speaker 2: I want to understand what brought you to show your work?
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Speaker 3: Also, we just covered an episode that involved a big
Speaker 3: foot in Sasquatch. I'm looking to you North Dakota, Ned
Speaker 3: and Montana. Mike we need you to call in and
Speaker 3: give us your thoughts.
Speaker 2: I'm actually starting to get worried about that.
Speaker 4: I'm a little worried to what happened? Where are they? Yeah,
Speaker 4: something's going on. We're not we haven't had contact in
Speaker 4: a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is what do they call it?
Speaker 4: Like a wellness We need to do a wellness check
Speaker 4: out as what it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wellness check of Montana, Mike and North Dakota and
Speaker 2: Dakota ned. So you guys, maybe let us know they
Speaker 2: can't be.
Speaker 4: They can't be.
Speaker 2: It's not My illusions of happiness will be destroyed if
Speaker 2: they're the same person and what they're and the story
Speaker 2: they're telling is not true and real.
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably what happened is they canceled their patreship and
Speaker 3: they haven't heard us talking about them.
Speaker 2: That could be too. So this is why you don't
Speaker 2: ever cancel your membership, because you never know what you're
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Speaker 4: Everyone got it.
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