Speaker 1: Come on, come on, it's useless as traffic.
Speaker 2: Is it moving?
Speaker 1: Dad? Isn't it possible the flood wasn't caused by global warming?
Speaker 1: I mean the water was held back by a giant
Speaker 1: beaver dam.
Speaker 3: After all, No stand, I'm afraid usaid, don't just let
Speaker 3: your children down. We didn't take care of our earth,
Speaker 3: and now you've inherited our problems.
Speaker 1: We didn't lessen, we didn't less it.
Speaker 2: Kick Ah, Welcome to going down to South part of
Speaker 2: the podcast where we always have ourselves a time, and
Speaker 2: this week we're going two days before the doubt of tomorrow,
Speaker 2: which is today.
Speaker 4: I'm down and I am guy, and uh look we're back,
Speaker 4: so I might as well come back with the cash
Speaker 4: pras that was my understanding. There will be no math.
Speaker 5: People, I've had me going, what are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Your back?
Speaker 5: You're being back for weeks now. See, let's pull a
Speaker 5: curtain back. This is the first podcast we've done in
Speaker 5: five weeks.
Speaker 4: We're gonna show you how the sausage is made here for.
Speaker 5: That's not it's funny. I was thinking about it this morning.
Speaker 5: This is the longest I've gone without doing a podcast decade.
Speaker 5: I it's too long. For me. For me, I need
Speaker 5: to be just doing it more often. I felt the
Speaker 5: itch I'm going I want to be doing it again now.
Speaker 4: I must admit look apologies in advance if this episode
Speaker 4: feels a little stop start or it's like the gears
Speaker 4: are grinding, Yeah, I understand where you're coming from. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm feeling like it's gonna take a little while to
Speaker 4: warm up the muscles. But I think once we're back
Speaker 4: into it will be wholly back in.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, twenty six is gonna be quite a good year
Speaker 4: for the full Finger discount and.
Speaker 5: Network or generational talents when it comes to that.
Speaker 4: That's absolutely does it just mean we're old.
Speaker 5: And we've been doing this generation generation Okay, generational talents, Okay,
Speaker 5: I'll take it.
Speaker 4: I'll take it. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Two days before doubt that tomorrow, I went into this blind.
Speaker 5: I don't ever seen this one before, and I'm a
Speaker 5: big fan of disaster movies and just how ridiculous they are.
Speaker 5: This one wasn't really more. I enjoyed it, but I
Speaker 5: didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I was
Speaker 5: going to.
Speaker 4: No, it felt a little sort of one note yeah,
Speaker 4: and and also sort of I wouldn't say necessarily hitting
Speaker 4: it easy targets or anything like that, because I think,
Speaker 4: you know, big asters asked the movies, and particularly those
Speaker 4: made by the likes of Roland Emory, they kind of
Speaker 4: deserve all the shots they yet they are very big
Speaker 4: and broad and for one of a better term, kind
Speaker 4: of dumb.
Speaker 5: Does he does he know this when he goes into movie?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Does he make these movies knowing they're this way? Or
Speaker 5: does he think he's making masterpieces?
Speaker 4: I don't think he thinks he's making masterpiece, but I
Speaker 4: think he says he. I think he believes he's saying
Speaker 4: something did in pendestated?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah. And I think that's kind of the secret sources
Speaker 4: as well. I mean, I think if he was doing
Speaker 4: these movies sort of tongue in cheek, then everyone would go, oh, okay, fine, yeah,
Speaker 4: you you see how ridiculous it is, and we'll play along,
Speaker 4: and it wouldn't have kind of the staying power. I
Speaker 4: think the fact that there's some degree of sincerity in
Speaker 4: them gives them a bit of a bit of heft,
Speaker 4: And certainly that's the case with the Day after Tomorrow.
Speaker 4: I mean, regular listeners of our shows will know that
Speaker 4: I talk about it a fair bit. I think I've
Speaker 4: been pushing it on you for a while.
Speaker 5: I watched it recently over the Christmas break.
Speaker 4: Okay, so let's talk about that.
Speaker 5: But I got like halfway through and I went, yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm just not feeling it.
Speaker 4: This wasn't for you.
Speaker 5: It just wasn't. It just wasn't for me. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 5: because I've kind of feel that way about Independence y yeah, okay,
Speaker 5: just everyone just different. Yeah, yeah, everyone says for me
Speaker 5: to Independence Day, I grew up with it. Sure, I
Speaker 5: know you don't have that kind of same connection with
Speaker 5: Down to Tomorrow, but other independent statue reminds me of
Speaker 5: had the alien toys we all couldn't believe it, or
Speaker 5: seen that white houses exploding. It just felt so cool.
Speaker 5: I think it was the first special effect I remember
Speaker 5: seeing besides maybe Drssic Park. But I didn't watch Drassic
Speaker 5: Park thinking I'm watching great special effects. I watched Drassic
Speaker 5: Park going that's a dinosaur. Where with Independence Day, I
Speaker 5: watched it and everyone was talking. I was old enough
Speaker 5: to sort of understand special effects and that thing, and
Speaker 5: seeing the White house exploded, I was like, this is
Speaker 5: what movie should be.
Speaker 4: Spectaclely well, that's like me watching you know, like the
Speaker 4: opening sequence of Star Wars was like, yeah, a little
Speaker 4: real ship that ships you.
Speaker 5: So you've never seen anything like that before. And I've
Speaker 5: never seen anything like Independence Day before exactly.
Speaker 4: So yeah, the first time you see something, it's going
Speaker 4: to really get to imprint on your brain. Now. Of
Speaker 4: course I'd seen disaster movies, heap of them before. The
Speaker 4: Day After Tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Is this a real parody of that specific film After Tomorrow?
Speaker 4: Or just in a lot of ways, there are certain
Speaker 4: scenes that are sort of a lift beat the beat lyft.
Speaker 5: I didn't get to the end. I'm not gonna lie, okay,
Speaker 5: but you would have. You would have seen in Day
Speaker 5: After Tomorrow. You know the bit where Dennis Quade's at
Speaker 5: the at the United Nations game where he's with the governors.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's some guy, terrible actor. I don't know what
Speaker 4: he's terrible performancely maybe a good.
Speaker 5: Act the conservative, the Republican. No, that guy's good. I
Speaker 5: like that guy, okay, Yeah, yeah, who's basically playing Dick
Speaker 5: Cheney or something like that. Yeah, but no, there's a
Speaker 5: guy I think he might be either like the French
Speaker 5: delegate or something like that telling me, doctor Hall, you
Speaker 5: said this is going to happen when when it's maybe
Speaker 5: not the guy's first language or what. But I just like,
Speaker 5: but again going back, that's kind of the secret of success.
Speaker 5: How no one's winking winking at the camera. They're all
Speaker 5: kind of like, no, this is a story about, you know, the.
Speaker 4: Potential end of the world due to you know, human
Speaker 4: caused global warming slash climate change. We should be treating
Speaker 4: this seriously and and to we even listen, that's okay,
Speaker 4: And that's the and that's the secret of this episode
Speaker 4: it s exists, is that they take that sincerity and
Speaker 4: they just ramp it up to the point of ridiculous.
Speaker 4: I love, Yeah we didn't. Yeah, that's stepping on favorite moments.
Speaker 4: But yeah, that's certainly warning crowds. Just and you see
Speaker 4: someone we didn't listen here in the background to them.
Speaker 4: And then at the very end the ultra sincere, it's say, no,
Speaker 4: don't you understand what the child is, which is just
Speaker 4: Parker and Stone to a t perfect But in the
Speaker 4: dafter tomorrow and we'll talked about two days after the
Speaker 4: daft tomorrow shortly, but yeah, Dennis Quay, Jake Gillenhall Seal Award.
Speaker 4: All these people are giving legitimate performances. You know they're not.
Speaker 4: They're not in the scary movie version of the Daft Tomorrow.
Speaker 4: They're in the screen version of Tomorrow. So they're treating
Speaker 4: they're treating it for real.
Speaker 5: Sometimes I was watching the scene, I think I think
Speaker 5: it's New York because it New yor where the big
Speaker 5: title wave comes. Yeah, I'm like, there's no way, no
Speaker 5: way anyone surviving this. Going inside that building isn't gonna
Speaker 5: save you.
Speaker 4: Said, as I have said in the past, I love
Speaker 4: The Day After Tomorrow. But this is a movie where
Speaker 4: Jake Jillenhall literally outruns the weather.
Speaker 5: He's like, you're gonna come. She's like, no, I'm gonna
Speaker 5: save this person in the car. And he's like we've
Speaker 5: gotta go now, Like that wave is killed you already.
Speaker 5: That's true running away.
Speaker 4: But when they're getting the medicine off that off that
Speaker 4: ship basically floated down Fifth Avenue or whatever, and they
Speaker 4: have to go in and there's wolves in the throw
Speaker 4: on everything in the wall. It's fantastic. But then they
Speaker 4: realize the Cold Runners going and they're out running the
Speaker 4: cold and you can.
Speaker 5: Seem like it's like some heros following them zero from
Speaker 5: Mortal Combat.
Speaker 4: It's following. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 5: But I guess the door and also it just stops.
Speaker 5: We're inside. It can't get through this one door. I
Speaker 5: think I just wasn't in the mood for that. I
Speaker 5: think I was like half a second. I'm like, ah,
Speaker 5: get no way. But yeah, I watch Independence Day and
Speaker 5: I'll happily watch you all, Smith, Pudge and Alien.
Speaker 4: You know, yeah, horses for course, Yeah, horses for courses.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I mean, I think again sort of talking
Speaker 4: about the striking, the balance between piss take and sincerity.
Speaker 4: I think Parker and Soon and I've said this before,
Speaker 4: have a genuine appreciation for the movies of Rolling Memory
Speaker 4: of Michael Bay. And there's a reason these movies are successful,
Speaker 4: and the reason that you're still you know, digging Intependence
Speaker 4: Day so many years on. There's a reason that you know,
Speaker 4: I will occasionally go back and Reavers of the Day
Speaker 4: After or why people talk about Aged and it is like,
Speaker 4: you know, that was the best movie in nineteen eighty eight,
Speaker 4: so Saving Private right about that? Or the Truman Joe
Speaker 4: more Deep Rising.
Speaker 5: I go back to pro wrestling, right, I know it's
Speaker 5: not real, but I don't care. Yeah, I love it
Speaker 5: because it's ridiculous. I love it for the stupid story on.
Speaker 5: I love it for the crazy moves anyone and the
Speaker 5: commitment to the bit ye as well. Yeah, because the best.
Speaker 4: Wrestlers and the best storylines have. It's huge. It's over
Speaker 4: the top and everyone is like, and I believe larger
Speaker 4: than life. Yeah. Yeah, it's larger than life and I'm
Speaker 4: going for it and I'm believing it at one and
Speaker 4: that's what that's why it works. Yeah, you have to
Speaker 4: go all in. Yeah, much like you know your pals
Speaker 4: down to one guy the wing.
Speaker 5: Just the thing is apparently this was also a not
Speaker 5: a piss take, but just a acknowledgment of the Hurricane Katrina.
Speaker 5: That's right. I don't have any memories of it, of
Speaker 5: Hurricane Katrina. I remember it happening, but I don't know
Speaker 5: anything about the who was people to blame? Was that
Speaker 5: what the issue was that they weren't more focus on
Speaker 5: who was to blame as opposed to trying to fix
Speaker 5: the problem.
Speaker 4: Well, it's like who's coming to save us or who's
Speaker 4: coming who? Yeah, So you have you have government departments
Speaker 4: that are responsible.
Speaker 5: For first aid funds.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what happened? What happens in an emergency who? Yeah?
Speaker 4: And I think FEMA, which I'm sorry it's an acronym,
Speaker 4: but I can't remember exactly why it's Federal Emergency Management.
Speaker 5: So ill look it up. Yeah, we need a Jamie.
Speaker 5: I've decided what's Jamie from.
Speaker 4: That's a Joe Rogan thing where Okay, yeah, Jamie Jamie
Speaker 4: looked that shit up.
Speaker 5: The federal the Federal Emergency Management Agency agency. Apparently they
Speaker 5: were underfunded, and I think the person heading it was
Speaker 5: kind of like a either a nepotism high or it's
Speaker 5: like jobs for the mates they were doing and they yeah,
Speaker 5: they were unqualified, ill equipped, ill equipped.
Speaker 4: Correct. Yeah. I don't have a lot of memories about
Speaker 4: Katrina at the time. I do recall, Shit, this looks
Speaker 4: pretty bad. Was twentelve years ago. Now, Yeah, for the
Speaker 4: fine folks of New Orleans. There have been a couple
Speaker 4: of documentaries recently. I think Netflix had one, maybe two,
Speaker 4: because I think reason I watched like a couple.
Speaker 5: Is the first part of the ad for the doco
Speaker 5: going we didn't listen. I'm not mocking Hurricane Katrina.
Speaker 4: But you've got all this sort of you know, somber
Speaker 4: black and my footage. People say, I broke the dam.
Speaker 5: No, but you do a South Park version of that.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, absolutely, uh but the ive broake the down.
Speaker 4: But certainly the they may not have both been on Netflix,
Speaker 4: but I remember like seeing we're seeing a lot of
Speaker 4: stuff about Katrina. Now middle it was a twenty year
Speaker 4: I think the twenty year anniversaries.
Speaker 5: It's like they love anniversaries.
Speaker 4: Sure, there was a lot of footage of like the
Speaker 4: lead up, actual footage of the storm, and certainly the
Speaker 4: aftermath that was like, holy molys got that shit kicked out. Yeah,
Speaker 4: certainly this particular.
Speaker 5: Section photos whoa, whoa. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So yeah. The main thing I remember speaks volumes about
Speaker 4: the ship that stays in my brain, and they acknowledge
Speaker 4: in this episode or they pay you a service to.
Speaker 4: This episode was where I think it's Kanye West and
Speaker 4: Mike Myers. You know, there's a whole sort of charity broadcast.
Speaker 4: It was like, you know, give to the people of
Speaker 4: New Orleans. You know, let's all pitch in and help,
Speaker 4: and it's Mike Myers and Kanye West, and Kanye basically
Speaker 4: goes off script and says and George Bioz doesn't care
Speaker 4: about black people. Of course, if you if you can
Speaker 4: find if you can.
Speaker 5: Find a press convers or something, is it or.
Speaker 4: Something like that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but you look at my man's My mama
Speaker 5: is probably a fantastic man, does not represent him. Incredible
Speaker 5: comic talent, probably very very good at improvising. There's no
Speaker 5: yes ending his way out of these guns. Oh oh well,
Speaker 5: I think you just tried to sort of get back
Speaker 5: on script real quick. But yeah, can I just basually.
Speaker 4: Calling out the because it was the ninth Ward, which
Speaker 4: is primarily a black area of New Orleans, that it
Speaker 4: was most badly affected. Yeah, but they are. They certainly
Speaker 4: acknowledged that in this episode. Was like George Buce doesn't
Speaker 4: care about beavers.
Speaker 5: Also takes the mickey out of media coverage of it
Speaker 5: as well. And this isn't just hurricanker trend. This is
Speaker 5: just disasters in general. Yeah, we think the death toll
Speaker 5: is this I've been in there yet, these incredibly huge numbers.
Speaker 5: But yeah, one of my favorite lines we haven't actually
Speaker 5: seen it, we're just reporting. That is literally my top
Speaker 5: favorite moment here. I haven't seen it, I'm just reported
Speaker 5: in it. So yeah, I mean it took me to
Speaker 5: COVID when you know, it became like a the cases
Speaker 5: how many cases?
Speaker 4: A literal numbers game. Yeah.
Speaker 5: We were checking in every morning with Doctor Norman's one. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: eleven o'clock every morning. You know the numbers today?
Speaker 4: Okay, we're down like watching the stock market or something.
Speaker 5: We're getting closer to being able to get more than
Speaker 5: a hundred minutes of our house.
Speaker 4: Yes, uh yeah, covering a lot of issues in this. Yeah,
Speaker 4: acknowledging the silliness of disaster movies, but also yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: acknowledging real world, real world design, our response to and
Speaker 4: our response to them.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Now, what were your favorite moments from the episode?
Speaker 4: As I said, yeah, all the huge numbers that the
Speaker 4: journals are throwing around. It's like, we understand that the
Speaker 4: death call could be something like six hundred million.
Speaker 5: Yes, one for your questions, I'll spoil it. Now, what's
Speaker 5: the death toll of Chicago? And the answer is over
Speaker 5: eight hundred billion? And you guys like, this is your fault,
Speaker 5: Jimbo driving that suv. You drab that damn suv around it.
Speaker 4: I thought it was a really funny exchange. I forgot
Speaker 4: who I think it might be standing saying, oh, we
Speaker 4: need to go help the people of Beaveled, and cars
Speaker 4: like how it comes, like why just immedia laughters and
Speaker 4: that was great and just that really that pious thing
Speaker 4: at the very end where stands trying to come clean,
Speaker 4: trying to confess, trying to do the right thing, and
Speaker 4: of course misconstrued by all these very well meaning people. No,
Speaker 4: don't you see what this child is saying.
Speaker 5: I love how Trey and Matt just absolutely take the
Speaker 5: piss out of that gun. What was the perfect ending
Speaker 5: for this episode because the whole time they're walking in
Speaker 5: and going we didn't listen, and they're not listening.
Speaker 4: Very much. So look, I'm sure there are going to
Speaker 4: be more that I come up throughout the episode, but
Speaker 4: those are the only ones that leapt out.
Speaker 5: I liked Cartman's calling out the jew gold and the
Speaker 5: twist of oh he actually had like, I know this
Speaker 5: is the fake on. It's almost like saying evil side
Speaker 5: of Kyle. He was like, oh, he's got you win.
Speaker 5: It's not very often that Kyle concedes, but he went.
Speaker 5: I thought it was quite funny and one.
Speaker 4: Of the only times I really have steered into stereotypes
Speaker 4: about Jews. Isn't it mean Cartman's all being true, being
Speaker 4: actually true? Yeah, Man, Cartmen's always sort of talking about
Speaker 4: these things. And the one this Timon's actually the case.
Speaker 5: I think it works because they've spent so much time. Yeah, coming,
Speaker 5: you're an idiot. That's not how it is. That's not
Speaker 5: how it is. This time is right whenever. Who watched
Speaker 5: this and turn to the Jewish friends and went, do
Speaker 5: you really? And also I thought this was a bit
Speaker 5: of a self jab at the end where they said
Speaker 5: it was going to be crabbed people even stand the
Speaker 5: characters like, I'm not having no cause I watched it.
Speaker 5: I went, oh, no, you don't go on that way? Yeah,
Speaker 5: and then thank god they didn't. Oh yeah, I mean
Speaker 5: I think they're aware enough, I think clever enough to
Speaker 5: go we we don't have to take the piss out
Speaker 5: of ourselves with this here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 3: Remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people trivia time.
Speaker 5: My first question for you is what's the death of
Speaker 5: over one hundred billions? I've ruined that one. My next
Speaker 5: one is what's the population of Beavertown?
Speaker 4: Is it? Is it?
Speaker 5: Fifteen thousand. It is eight thousand, eight thousand, Yes, half
Speaker 5: of it.
Speaker 4: Take that. Indeed, I hope I'm getting this right. I
Speaker 4: didn't have I didn't have that many truer questions. I
Speaker 4: didn't even have three. What I know, I was too
Speaker 4: busy watching the episode. What is the name of the
Speaker 4: newsreader they give his full name?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's like puss Liquor or something, Pusslicker, Tom,
Speaker 5: pus Licker, Pusslicker.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like wow.
Speaker 5: Usually it's just Tom. Here's time with the weather. Final
Speaker 5: question for you is who laughed at the drawing of
Speaker 5: the penis what?
Speaker 4: Frank?
Speaker 5: Frank? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh god, damn it.
Speaker 5: There was a couple of times in this where I
Speaker 5: felt he's let drag out a bit too long, the
Speaker 5: gags where it just it didn't you knew that it
Speaker 5: was going to end up what it was. Yeah, it's like,
Speaker 5: you know where this is going, and you still went there. Anyway.
Speaker 5: It's usually his tray and matte keep it more short
Speaker 5: and sharp, tighter. Yeah, yeah, but that is true.
Speaker 4: Oh, I got one more.
Speaker 5: You do have one, that's right? Yeah, probably two, not
Speaker 5: three to two. What is the name of the speedboat
Speaker 5: they crashed into the beaver. There is that just written
Speaker 5: on the side? Is it is?
Speaker 2: It?
Speaker 5: Didn't?
Speaker 4: Look?
Speaker 5: What was it? It's Rod's Royce, Rod's Royce. Yeah, so
Speaker 5: really he should have know it wasn't Uncle Roy's boat.
Speaker 5: Then oh mate, sorry, Roy's Roy's Royce. Okay, I did
Speaker 5: like that carptains like, I don't know. It's just some
Speaker 5: guy named I know where he keeps the key of
Speaker 5: his boat. All right, there's now top of some stone
Speaker 5: kind of shout out, starting with the incredible Katie G
Speaker 5: with her one cheese poos? Isn't it rusty?
Speaker 4: Warm up? Warm up?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: I love cheesypoofs.
Speaker 5: You love cheesypoofs.
Speaker 3: Weed, didn't it cheesypoofs?
Speaker 4: Weed be cheesey poops?
Speaker 5: Cheeseypoofs, Yes, cheesepoops. Started with the incredible Katie G, who
Speaker 5: one hundreds, thank you so much. I did say that.
Speaker 5: You know, we had the mister Hanky toy on the
Speaker 5: Christmas special last year.
Speaker 4: I do remember.
Speaker 5: There's now a cheeseyproof toy of Cartland cheesepoof out.
Speaker 4: Is it from your pals that I want to say?
Speaker 5: Head gear, head start toys, Yes, head stuff. That's when
Speaker 5: it had me bree yes, do you think the fine
Speaker 5: folks at head Start might send you a cheesypoof? I
Speaker 5: hope so they should, shouldn't they? Apparently it comes with holding,
Speaker 5: but pe apparently comes with cheesepoofs. Oh okay, well, actual, well,
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Speaker 4: I was about to saying it's good to have all
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Speaker 4: twenty six ride. It's gonna be good fun.
Speaker 5: It is, indeed all right. So this episode here two
Speaker 5: days before the Day after Tomorrow originally and October nineteenth,
Speaker 5: two thousand and five, which turned out to be Trey
Speaker 5: Parker's thirty sixth birthday.
Speaker 4: Oh, happy birthday, Trey.
Speaker 5: Made me smile, but also make me very sad. I'm like,
Speaker 5: this is one year younger than what I currently am.
Speaker 5: And look at this guy achieved in that time, nine
Speaker 5: seasons deep into South Park.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got a lot of time up your sleep.
Speaker 5: I do, indeed.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 5: Now, the top three films at the US box office
Speaker 5: when this episode originally aired, Number three was Elizabethtown. Never
Speaker 5: seen it.
Speaker 4: From our friend Cameron Crowe watching No, this is kind
Speaker 4: of the start of the Cameron crow down swing.
Speaker 5: Okay, what was the upswing of Cameron Crowe?
Speaker 4: Well, let's see, I mean he did really well, would
Speaker 4: say anything, I like, singles a lot, which followed that up.
Speaker 4: Then he had Jerry McGuire, which is Bona Fardie classic
Speaker 4: almost famous. After that the Oscar for that yeah, and
Speaker 4: then Vanilla Sky starring Tom Cruise, which is the movie
Speaker 4: that you know, has mixed response, but.
Speaker 5: I love for the one he sees penis in it.
Speaker 4: You may, I'm not sure, but.
Speaker 5: A's like I said, some movie where you see Tom
Speaker 5: cruise penis and that might be all the right moves,
Speaker 5: all the right movies is at aka sex scene uh
Speaker 5: pre sex scene sex?
Speaker 4: Okay? With back to the futures Lea Thompson, the we
Speaker 4: ca see Lea Thompson. Everyone's now like Elizabethtown.
Speaker 5: It's great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it didn't quite stick.
Speaker 5: The landing and the many directors that haven't had the
Speaker 5: downward spiral towards the end of their careers.
Speaker 4: This is Tarantino's thing. He's like, I'm making ten movies
Speaker 4: and then I'm quitting because I've seen too many directors
Speaker 4: lose their fastball and the last few movies of the
Speaker 4: career are kind of junk.
Speaker 5: Was his last film, Once upon a Time.
Speaker 4: That was the ninth and he said I'm making ten
Speaker 4: movies and that I'm quitting.
Speaker 5: But then he's he's really delayed, and he isn't as
Speaker 5: a marketing gimmick, but I think.
Speaker 4: So because he's a master of manipulation in that regard.
Speaker 4: And at the same time, you know, Paul Thomas Anderson,
Speaker 4: who's his friend and contemporary, just made his tenth movie,
Speaker 4: one bat Laugh for Another, regarded as probably his best movie, you.
Speaker 5: Know, and he's saying basically, either love that movie or
Speaker 5: you really don't like it. I'm not seeing any in betweens.
Speaker 5: I'm seeing some people say this movie is sucked. Oct
Speaker 5: going to be going for the Academy Award. Yahd yadyada.
Speaker 5: So peoplelove it, is the greatest movie you ever made.
Speaker 4: That's good. Who wants to be in the creamy center
Speaker 4: except me?
Speaker 5: And Number two was Wallison gram at the Curse of
Speaker 5: the wear Rabbit. I never watched wal Also as a
Speaker 5: kid either, if.
Speaker 4: You know what, only Walls and Grammer it very charming.
Speaker 5: I just I don't know. For me, just I just
Speaker 5: never paid any interest to it. But Wallace, did they
Speaker 5: speak in Willison Grommet?
Speaker 4: Uh, Wallace does, he's the human and the dog Romit
Speaker 4: does not. He just has the sheep.
Speaker 5: I'm thinking, I think, sure, the sheep. They don't make
Speaker 5: any actual dialogue. It's just I think so yeah. And
Speaker 5: finally number one at the US box office, not the
Speaker 5: nineteen eighties version, but it's the Fog Wow.
Speaker 4: One of the most terrible remakes ever. Really, Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, I love the Fog and I think right
Speaker 4: as well, and this was just terrible. Okay, it's number
Speaker 4: one at that that week, well, trading on known ip
Speaker 4: that's true, you know. And I've got hot young stars
Speaker 4: Tom Welling, Superman from Smallville, Maggie Grace from Lost. I
Speaker 4: think Selma Blair was in there as well. From cruel intentions,
Speaker 4: they're good. It's not good. It's I don't know if
Speaker 4: it is. Maybe I've just got too much residual love
Speaker 4: for the Carpenter original. Is John is it?
Speaker 5: Because the original is gritty and.
Speaker 4: Just sort of no, not really, just this just felt like.
Speaker 5: Hollywood version of the Folk Well, not a.
Speaker 4: Hollywood version, but like a you know, the CW, like
Speaker 4: the yeah, the the TV network that mainly specializing like
Speaker 4: teen shows. It's like, yeah, this is the teeny bopper version.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry that sound like a really old man when
Speaker 4: I say that, but it's just like it's got no
Speaker 4: it's got no weight, it's got no gravity.
Speaker 5: But everyone's too pretty.
Speaker 4: Everyone's too pretty. That's exactly right.
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Speaker 5: slash four fingure discout. All right, so the episode kicks
Speaker 5: off with standing Cartman.
Speaker 4: By the way, something we should say about two days
Speaker 4: before The Day After Tomorrow before we still talk about
Speaker 4: the episode in earnest is that supposedly we don't sometimes
Speaker 4: ega that lies to you. But Parker and Stone wanted
Speaker 4: to do a whole movie in the vein of Team
Speaker 4: America with puppets called The Day After the Day After Tomorrow,
Speaker 4: and they wanted to release it the day after the
Speaker 4: release of the Day After Tomorrow, and it would essentially
Speaker 4: be a shot for shot remake that well with, wouldn't
Speaker 4: except I think the lawyers said maybe not, which led
Speaker 4: me to think has anyone in the history of money
Speaker 4: or law earned their money more than train Matt's legal team?
Speaker 4: So guys, maybe not?
Speaker 5: Maybe diddies, Well, yeah, do you watch that over the holidays. No,
Speaker 5: not good that guy. Yeah, I mean the rumors were
Speaker 5: always out there he got up to some stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but is it proven now that he goes out to
Speaker 5: some stuff because of stuff that was coming out and going.
Speaker 5: You've got there's no way he's not getting out of prison,
Speaker 5: and he's like there, like two years.
Speaker 4: What You've got a lot of people speaking up about
Speaker 4: activity that's criminal and activity that's just plain sort of sociopathic.
Speaker 5: So he just way to describe yourself. But yeah, so
Speaker 5: that's that would have been great. Yeah, it would have
Speaker 5: been great. But so they've already done tim America.
Speaker 4: In four I want to say, two thousand and so
Speaker 4: that would.
Speaker 5: Have been in replaced place of I think, so, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I think the lawyers said, probably not the
Speaker 4: wisest movie you could be opening yourself to all manner
Speaker 4: of legal legal action.
Speaker 5: Yere, tim America is much better idea, anyway, I think so.
Speaker 4: I think so.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll end up doing our review slash commentary of
Speaker 5: that soon enough. I feel like tim America has more
Speaker 5: long standing appeal than a piss take of Doubt to Tomorrow.
Speaker 4: I think doing a piss take of The Day After Tomorrow, which,
Speaker 4: as I said, I really enjoy but is kind of
Speaker 4: a semi forgotten.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Team America was very much his own thing, created its own,
Speaker 4: its own thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because we hadn't send out to Tomorrow, you wouldn't
Speaker 5: get that movie.
Speaker 4: That's right. So you're doing a piss take of Adafter
Speaker 4: Tomorrow as just a South Park episode I think works
Speaker 4: a lot better.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right. So the episode kicks off with Stan
Speaker 5: and Cartman just randomly hanging out together.
Speaker 4: Yes, doesn't happen all that often. I like that they
Speaker 4: sort of acknowledged, like, isn't it good just hanging out?
Speaker 5: No car, Yes, exactly. So they pretend to drive Uncle
Speaker 5: Roy's boat, standing his Uncle Roy's boat, Carton's Uncle Roy.
Speaker 4: They're sort of playing like Miami Bys or something like that.
Speaker 5: There's no crime shows with boats anymore, like on the Water,
Speaker 5: is there.
Speaker 4: It's a damn shame. Yeah, we need more of that, Yeah.
Speaker 5: Because what do we have. In the eighties you had.
Speaker 4: I'm kind of partial to a show called Rip Tide, okay,
Speaker 4: and there were heaper shows like this, but this one
Speaker 4: was like two cool dudes who like act as p
Speaker 4: i's or something. They've got their nerdy pale who built
Speaker 4: them a robot, and when they're not solving crimes, they
Speaker 4: hang on their boat called the rip Tide, and the
Speaker 4: robot like serves them drinks and ship and there's always
Speaker 4: girls around him.
Speaker 5: Did you make this show?
Speaker 4: It's no, but they should have just injected it directly
Speaker 4: into my brain. I'm sorry, I gotta play. I gotta
Speaker 4: play the hits. We used to make things in this country,
Speaker 4: and there were so many shows like this. You know,
Speaker 4: do you know the name Stephen J. Canell?
Speaker 5: Give me something?
Speaker 4: He was in No this, This is a sort of
Speaker 4: producer creator and he like the A Team.
Speaker 5: And I probably have heard the name in that regard,
Speaker 5: but he had.
Speaker 4: His name on a whole bunch of shows like.
Speaker 5: The Dick Wolf of these kind of shows.
Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much. And he had his logo at the
Speaker 4: end of his episodes with him sitting at a type
Speaker 4: right that guy. Yes, yes, the paper folds into a
Speaker 4: c as in Stephen J.
Speaker 5: Okay lord.
Speaker 4: But yeah, he made a bunch of shows that essentially
Speaker 4: are that that had.
Speaker 5: Boats, yeah, and the boat action. It actually makes me
Speaker 5: kind of sad that we don't have those end credits
Speaker 5: themes anymore, you know, like the good Boy Sit just
Speaker 5: say pictures or whatever. Was that that's grazier grazy? No?
Speaker 4: Do you do do Do? Do Do Do? That's grazy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: but go shout out to our pale pet Was it
Speaker 4: pet Right?
Speaker 5: Pat Right Films T shirt? Yes, that shit's dope. Yeah.
Speaker 5: But the thing is people don't wait till the end
Speaker 5: of credits anymore. Is just skipped the next episode. So
Speaker 5: did it even exist anymore?
Speaker 4: No, I would hope.
Speaker 5: So, yeah, I know they do, And I'll tell you why,
Speaker 5: because those themes for me when I was growing up
Speaker 5: signified it's finished.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not getting so much little theme music stings
Speaker 4: on them anymore, but people are still doing their logos. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was very happy because Spartacus is back on TV.
Speaker 5: Did you award Spartacus? No, but I know you're a
Speaker 5: big fan. Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: It's insanely sexy and violent and everything like that. I
Speaker 4: mentioned that it's been off the ever like ten years,
Speaker 4: but they've done this sort of re make slash reboot.
Speaker 4: I mentioned the lovely Louise who enjoys like the odd
Speaker 4: medieval show, and I watched the second epathode, which one
Speaker 4: featured an act of violence so insanely bloody and disturbing,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, I don't think you should watch this.
Speaker 4: But at the end of it, the creer of the
Speaker 4: show has his own logo, which is basically him ripping
Speaker 4: open his shirt and he's got his initial on the Superman.
Speaker 4: So yeah, they still exist, but now there's no sit Uber,
Speaker 4: sit good dog or you s thinker from Daddy Kelly. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I miss him.
Speaker 5: Yes, but Cartman says, let's just drive it around the marina.
Speaker 5: He's the keys. Sorry, I'll take responsibility. I'll take responsiblity.
Speaker 4: Stan, you sucker, Yeah, you fool. Of course he's not
Speaker 4: going to take full responsibility.
Speaker 5: But the appeal have been able to drive a boat
Speaker 5: around the marina? Wins.
Speaker 4: Oh, absolutely, And Stan is just as much to blame Hi,
Speaker 4: because how can it be or it's like I can
Speaker 4: drive a boat and I think everyone probably feels that way.
Speaker 4: It's like, how are you going to be.
Speaker 5: It's like, once you're out in the water, crash into it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the worst I can do is sink it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I know, I don't think that's that's a possibility. Yeah,
Speaker 4: So yeah, stand equally culpable in this one detail I
Speaker 4: liked here the speed dealer sort of shades. Have you
Speaker 4: ever been in an out of control vehicle?
Speaker 5: No? Yeah, me neither. I mean I've driven around the corner.
Speaker 5: How only happened to me once, right, I wasn't speeding
Speaker 5: or anything. It just the wheels just lost traction going
Speaker 5: around the corner here, just passed the Sphinx, which is
Speaker 5: very localized, I know, but going into the corner and
Speaker 5: it's just one of those things where the car was
Speaker 5: just like out of control and the light came on,
Speaker 5: like the skid light, yes, And I didn't really know
Speaker 5: what to do in that most so I just sort
Speaker 5: of like let go of the wheel. I was just like, oh,
Speaker 5: I didn't like try and steer. I was just like,
Speaker 5: I let the wheels sort itself out and it fixed it,
Speaker 5: I feel. And someone told me if you had tried
Speaker 5: to sort of maneuver around, you probably would have crashed it.
Speaker 4: Correct. Yeah, yeah, you steer out of the skid or
Speaker 4: you steer into the skid. I don't remember. I'm hydro
Speaker 4: playing like once or twice, and it's like, oh, I
Speaker 4: don't enjoy this.
Speaker 5: I was just like I remember thinking at the moment
Speaker 5: I went for about five seconds, and I wasn't going fast.
Speaker 5: I was like, right, even if I do crash, it's
Speaker 5: not going to be bad. So I just like the
Speaker 5: car sort of trying and fix this stuff out. I
Speaker 5: sort of like, go. I had my hands still on
Speaker 5: the wheel and it's guiding itself, and it's sort of
Speaker 5: straightened up, and I sort of came to a complete stop,
Speaker 5: and I was like, okay, well over take a bread. Yes,
Speaker 5: but this is what Stan does not do here. What
Speaker 5: he does He tries to go not going anywhere, realize
Speaker 5: that it's in neutral, so it turns off neutral and
Speaker 5: boom goes off in the reverse and they crash into
Speaker 5: eventually crash into the beaver dam. Yes, I did, like
Speaker 5: at the end of it all that stand was more
Speaker 5: worried about whether he hurt any beavers.
Speaker 4: That's like, he's like me, doesn' want to hurt any beavers?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but the bait of course catches fire. They swimmed
Speaker 5: to the shore and I was watching this thinking is
Speaker 5: this going to be them stranded on an island or something.
Speaker 5: But so they swim to the shore and realized that
Speaker 5: you know, Cartman says, there was no Uncle Roy is
Speaker 5: all in alibi, but an alibi for us. We're at
Speaker 5: my house all afternoon.
Speaker 4: Playing tea party.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I love that that that actually makes sense
Speaker 5: because people would believe because we see common for numerous times,
Speaker 5: which was just doving tea party, which was just a joke.
Speaker 5: But it's like, no, no, people believe that cartman is having
Speaker 5: a tea party. And yeah, so Stan hope he didn't
Speaker 5: any Beavers. Then the South Park Evening News, he's there
Speaker 5: with his family standies and they're hearing Tom Pusslikuld talk
Speaker 5: about a massive flood now in Beavertown.
Speaker 3: Tom, I'm currently ten miles outside of Beaverton, unable to
Speaker 3: get inside the town proper.
Speaker 1: We do not have any reports of fatalities.
Speaker 3: Yet, but we believe that the death toll maybe in
Speaker 3: the hundreds of millions. Beaverton has only a population of
Speaker 3: about eight thousand Toms, so this would be quite devastating.
Speaker 1: Any word on how.
Speaker 3: The survivors in the town are doing, Mitch, We're not
Speaker 3: sure what exactly is going on inside the town of Beaverton, Tom,
Speaker 3: but we're reporting that there's looting, raping, and yes, even.
Speaker 4: Acts of cannibalism.
Speaker 3: My god, you've you've actually seen people looting, raping and
Speaker 3: eating each other. No, No, we haven't actually seen it, Tom,
Speaker 3: We're just reporting it.
Speaker 5: I think the most relevant element to this episode today
Speaker 5: is the fact that news hasn't really changed all that much.
Speaker 4: Deteriorated certainly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it just feels like now you can just say
Speaker 5: what you want and people you'll get caught out for it,
Speaker 5: but you don't get held accounnibal for it.
Speaker 4: Like you need to. No. I mean, look, not wanting
Speaker 4: to get too political or anything like that, but there's
Speaker 4: been a lot of talk about CBS News in the
Speaker 4: US and how a journalist slash opinion writer named Barry Weiss,
Speaker 4: a woman named Barry Weiss, has basically she was a
Speaker 4: journalist of the New York Times started up her own
Speaker 4: sort of news outlet called The Free Press, which became
Speaker 4: very very popular online, and she was basically tapped to
Speaker 4: sort of run CBS News and seemingly taken in a
Speaker 4: more sort of populus direction. I think one thing they
Speaker 4: said is like, we're not going to be listening to
Speaker 4: experts so much. We're going to be listening to you,
Speaker 4: the people, which point in a lone sent I think
Speaker 4: i'd rather listen.
Speaker 5: To the experts.
Speaker 4: I think a lot of people are fucking stupid. So yeah, but.
Speaker 5: I'll the scientists on YouTube thank you well because it's
Speaker 5: something that I really hate. But yeah, I don't trust
Speaker 5: them elites. It's like they became elite because they're good
Speaker 5: what they do. I think padat all, that you have
Speaker 5: your headaches, probably someone who's.
Speaker 6: A really elite and pharmaceutical Yeah, that cure for cancer, well,
Speaker 6: that cancer, that cancer treatment you've got, I'm a lead guy,
Speaker 6: probably came up with that.
Speaker 5: Yeah. But then the South part of people in the
Speaker 5: news say it's all George Bush's fault, and then other
Speaker 5: conservatives say it's al Carta's faults. And this very much.
Speaker 5: This feels very much of the time. But you just
Speaker 5: replace it now with Muslims. Good news that this would
Speaker 5: be the Muslim angle.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: And stand then walk into the kitchen as Randy and
Speaker 5: Sharon are doing the dishes, and he asked, so we're
Speaker 5: going to be helping those people in beaver Town, And
Speaker 5: Randy and Sharon try to explain to him, So, it's
Speaker 5: not our faults. The mass fold of Bevera Town. So
Speaker 5: he should have seen this coming. So it's more, Sharon.
Speaker 4: Says one, and Randy says, oh, no, it might be
Speaker 4: something else or no, honey, let's not blame those people.
Speaker 4: I think we've got to blame these people. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: they close up with we should help these people. What's
Speaker 4: more important it is figuring out whose fault this is.
Speaker 5: Yes, so I guess that is what the Hurricane Katrina
Speaker 5: conversation was.
Speaker 4: I think so, yeah, but it well, no one.
Speaker 5: Can say whose fault it was about a hurricane though, no, no,
Speaker 5: But I mean, who should hear a responsibility for it?
Speaker 5: Or because it's a natural disaster? Is it with the
Speaker 5: insurance companies trying to say we're not paying for it?
Speaker 4: I think it's like, who's going to help it? Don't
Speaker 4: we have an agency that is responsible for helping these people?
Speaker 4: And what exactly are you doing? It seems like you're
Speaker 4: sitting on your hands here.
Speaker 5: And nobody wanted to touch it with a ten foot pole. Well,
Speaker 5: it seemed like a lot of there was a lot
Speaker 5: of buck passing going and it's like, oh, well, no,
Speaker 5: this is for local government. It's in Bells house that
Speaker 5: pretty much. But we're at school the next day and
Speaker 5: Cartman thinks that the people trapped the roots. It's pretty
Speaker 5: funny because it's on the news. And then he says
Speaker 5: it's their fault for living there in the first place.
Speaker 5: They should have seen it come. And I've heard someone
Speaker 5: use this argument saying about bushfires with bushfires recal in Australia,
Speaker 5: people going, we don't build a house in the bush.
Speaker 5: That's not the response. No, yes, you shouldn't expect and
Speaker 5: be more prepared for the chance of a bush fire.
Speaker 5: But people saying, all do they expect building living in
Speaker 5: a bush? I'm like, they expect not to start to
Speaker 5: set fire to something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, they expect maybe a sintilla of fucking
Speaker 4: human kindness. Yeah, yeah, if your house burns down. Luckily
Speaker 4: in Australia we have plenty of that. Oh yeah, there's
Speaker 4: plenty of go around.
Speaker 5: Yeah. And shout out to all the people who help
Speaker 5: those who needed in the bushfires recently because.
Speaker 4: They were bad. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was shocking.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, as you know, the Lovely Luis's friends with
Speaker 4: True West aka a cat man. Oh yeah, a member
Speaker 4: of the Gelong Football Club cheers squad. Yeah, he's basically
Speaker 4: cat Den, which held all his memorabilia all these sort
Speaker 4: of Catman costumes. Point of reference for people who may
Speaker 4: not know. The Gelong Football Club has a cheers squad
Speaker 4: and the spell of Troy.
Speaker 5: Will cheer squad, by the way, is what for international listeners,
Speaker 5: I know, booster squad. Basically, it's the people who are
Speaker 5: the fanatical, the super fan superfans who go to every game.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and Troy would dress up in blue and white
Speaker 4: the colors of the Cats, with full sort of face, makeup,
Speaker 4: big sort of big wig and look like a human
Speaker 4: cat essentially.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he his cat den which contained all his costumes
Speaker 4: and all his memorabilia because his father was a footballer
Speaker 4: as well, burned the ground.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, terrible terrible cats about back. No, No, I felt
Speaker 4: really bad for Droy, who rely doing didn't do himself
Speaker 4: any favors by calling out day I find a volunteer
Speaker 4: and calling him a very mean name. Yeah, and then
Speaker 4: apologize for it. I understand where Droy was coming from.
Speaker 5: But now, as I said, as school in Katman, he
Speaker 5: cutman things. It was funny. And then he says, he
Speaker 5: says to Stan, do not tell Kyle. Whatever you do,
Speaker 5: don't tell Kyle because he will. As he says do
Speaker 5: you out, He'll dub on you, he will snitch. And
Speaker 5: then stan Is has the opportune to tell Kyle here
Speaker 5: he doesn't know. He sort of goes it's also he goes,
Speaker 5: comes kind of right here. I've seen enough of Kyle
Speaker 5: to know that he probably will tell somebody. But should
Speaker 5: I tell somebody? Because these people are stranded.
Speaker 4: Clearly he's got a very guilty conscience.
Speaker 5: He's still a kid, and if you're a kid that
Speaker 5: caused all this, you would go, I don't know what's
Speaker 5: gonna happen. I'm gonna be in so much trouble.
Speaker 4: He does say it's some like, oh, I feel bad
Speaker 4: I didn't write this down. He's like I want to. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I need to get this off my chest and somehow
Speaker 4: not get the blame for it, get in trouble, yeah,
Speaker 4: or not get in trouble for it. That's the thing. Yeah.
Speaker 5: But then Butter's comes in says they figured out whose
Speaker 5: foulder is and they watch the news report and something
Speaker 5: a few times about this episode where they go they
Speaker 5: know who it is now, they know who it is now,
Speaker 5: and they never know who it is, and the news
Speaker 5: report shows that the evidence has says it was caused
Speaker 5: by global warming. All the rumors were true. We didn't listen,
Speaker 5: We didn't we didn't listen. So I do think they
Speaker 5: ran that we didn't listen into the ground a bit
Speaker 5: too much here, But hearing Randy say it is just
Speaker 5: always the best. Oh yeah, And they've figured out Randy
Speaker 5: by this point, don't you reckon? Just even when he
Speaker 5: goes stan, he's completely he's going full Randy now.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah. Whenever he does that kind of dramatic, dramatic
Speaker 4: father from a disaster movie, that's my son. That yeah,
Speaker 4: so good, brilliant, brilliant. And I think there again there's
Speaker 4: a kind of a shout out to Day After Tomorrow
Speaker 4: where he's on the phone where yes, yeah, and that's
Speaker 4: very much Dennis quad and Jake Jillen Hall in In
Speaker 4: After Tomorrow is like stay where you are, I'm coming
Speaker 4: to get to It's like, this is highly impractical. Dennis Quaid.
Speaker 5: So Death of Tomorrow was a disaster cause by the
Speaker 5: guy that does the drilling at the start. Is that
Speaker 5: what the story?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, that's just that's just an example of
Speaker 4: like it shouldn't happen.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, we've been taking ice ice samples from this place
Speaker 4: for ages and like, oh, the ice is clearly so
Speaker 4: weak that this whole shelf can break off. Oh this
Speaker 4: is bad. This is not good news for the planet.
Speaker 4: And this is what I don't think it prompts Dennis
Speaker 4: Quay to then go to shitty United Nations meeting and
Speaker 4: when when? When when did this happen? Bad? Ragging on
Speaker 4: that guy, because I'm I'm clearly still were memory.
Speaker 5: But see, there are moments for me that I love
Speaker 5: from disaster films where they're so ridiculous. Oh yeah, and
Speaker 5: you just can't help it, just laugh, but you love it.
Speaker 5: You're not laughing at it, it's also laughing with it.
Speaker 5: But the geologists have all gathered at the Governor's office
Speaker 5: and the governor's office and here have.
Speaker 4: They Sorry, yeah, jump on it. But when did they
Speaker 4: sort of determine or did they first say Randy Marshall's
Speaker 4: a joel.
Speaker 5: That was his first things the first mover saw him
Speaker 5: in the first season. Okay, yeah, he's always been a
Speaker 5: geologist and he steered away from that. Now, unless there's
Speaker 5: an emergency of something that requires a geologist.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, if global warming has in fact
Speaker 3: already caused the Beaverton flood.
Speaker 5: Then this is only the beginning.
Speaker 1: The effects are going to spread.
Speaker 3: What we are looking at is a global warming catastrophe
Speaker 3: the likes.
Speaker 4: Of which we've never seen.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, sir, but when when is this going to happen.
Speaker 3: My colleagues in the scientific community are still running tests,
Speaker 3: but we believe it may happen the day after tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Piece and carriage and cats, Piece and carriage. That's the
Speaker 5: real thing they use for crowdsounds. Yeah, it used to
Speaker 5: be yeah, piece and aracters something yeah and carries and carriage.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And he says this will happen two days before the
Speaker 5: death of Tomorrow today, and everyone screams and panics. We
Speaker 5: did listen, and it's just like another minute now, people
Speaker 5: just running around screaming, scream We didn't listen. But that
Speaker 5: guy who falls over and basically is like global warming
Speaker 5: monstering him.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think it's a little bit later though. I think
Speaker 5: it's when they're trying to run. It's coming, it's coming.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: But we get a traffic jam here, because every disaster
Speaker 5: film has a good traffic jam. The car. You think,
Speaker 5: at what point would you go? There's no point you
Speaker 5: see all these cars and you think I'm gonna eventually
Speaker 5: get out of hit. Now you just go fuck it,
Speaker 5: let's just walk to go.
Speaker 4: Back, get out more.
Speaker 5: And stand suggests maybe it wasn't global warming, and then
Speaker 5: he's like, no, don't worry, it was global warming. It's
Speaker 5: the adult's fault. We let you down. We let your
Speaker 5: kids down. We didn't listen. And they leave on foot,
Speaker 5: and this is where the crowd thinks global warming is coming.
Speaker 5: It's coming, it's coming. We didn't listen, and they go
Speaker 5: one way, it's coming the other way. And this is
Speaker 5: where we get the guy's rolling around the ground thinking
Speaker 5: he's being killed by global warming. Yes, and they go
Speaker 5: into the community center, which for me felt very much like, hey,
Speaker 5: you know, remember that time we went to a building
Speaker 5: in the Death of Tomorrow and we were rescued from
Speaker 5: this giant what was like one hundred meter tall tidal wave.
Speaker 5: I mean it was higher than the Empire than they
Speaker 5: stated such as liberty. It was oh, that's right, that
Speaker 5: was their independence day thing, wasn't This wave is so big?
Speaker 4: It's yeah, can have the statue of Liberty? Or is
Speaker 4: that where they were on the top floor of the
Speaker 4: new York Public Library or something like that.
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 4: I think that's where they I think that's where they
Speaker 4: take shelter.
Speaker 5: Yes, but they were then the bottom first though, when
Speaker 5: the wavesically gets in and close the door behind him
Speaker 5: and it's like the water go well like that, guys.
Speaker 5: And when that chick's trying to rescue the woman out
Speaker 5: of the car and he's like there's a wave coming,
Speaker 5: she's like, oh, so you didn't hear, you didn't see.
Speaker 5: But anyway, but then I did like the point of
Speaker 5: view shot of the global warming chasing them into the
Speaker 5: community center. Then Garrison has broken his leg and he's left.
Speaker 5: Boober's leaking. He needs some supplies and or is she
Speaker 5: is she? I guess she?
Speaker 4: Let's beyah progressive.
Speaker 5: Stan is worried about the people in the flood still though,
Speaker 5: and Sharon says, you know, we have to worry about
Speaker 5: ourselves now. We can't be worrying about those people, even
Speaker 5: though they're the only ones who are actually in any.
Speaker 4: Common danger, actual, yes, peril.
Speaker 5: How we get the news report global warming disaster death toll.
Speaker 5: It's the guy from Chicago talking about house Over six
Speaker 5: hundred billion people have lost their lives and Butter's dad. Apparently,
Speaker 5: I think that Stephen. Yeah, Stephen blames Jim. Are you
Speaker 5: driving u SCV? You didn't think about global warming? Did
Speaker 5: I love it? And then standin He comes clean to Kyle.
Speaker 5: But if I love this this interaction, I know who
Speaker 5: did it? George Bush. No terrorists, no coming US, no
Speaker 5: Chinese radicals, no Cartman. Kyle says a meeting, Well, we
Speaker 5: have to tell them we have to fix this. And
Speaker 5: Cartman then arrives realize the straight away. Oh god, damn
Speaker 5: stand why did you tell him? And stands to just
Speaker 5: they sneak out and go get a boat. And that
Speaker 5: way we can do the right thing. We can do
Speaker 5: the right thing, but still lie about it, that's what
Speaker 5: he says. Yeah, so they can still rescue people with
Speaker 5: their boat. Then Randy says they have to try and
Speaker 5: just wait it out. It's all we can do here.
Speaker 5: We global warm will go away, but we're staying here,
Speaker 5: will be safe. So we just waited. As everyone to
Speaker 5: below this line I think is dead. Everyone above the
Speaker 5: line's okay. Everyone in the middle just gonna wait it out. Yes,
Speaker 5: And then this is where he draws is He draws
Speaker 5: the penis he does on the board.
Speaker 4: There are title waves coming New York area Title Wives,
Speaker 4: and then oh and there's also this section down here
Speaker 4: Frank just giggling at it.
Speaker 5: I think Frank laughing or him just giggling would have
Speaker 5: been enough to end that scene. I don't think you
Speaker 5: need to ready. Oh what three? Oh god, it's like
Speaker 5: we saw it.
Speaker 4: I get where you're coming from. But I am a
Speaker 4: huge fan of just the South Oh goddamn it, which
Speaker 4: I've incorporated into my everyday speech.
Speaker 5: Now we're in Beavertown and everyone's there just asking for help.
Speaker 5: We'd like to be rescued now, and anyone coming please,
Speaker 5: or sitting on the roof of their house because they
Speaker 5: flooded out, having seen yeah, that recent documentary about Katrina
Speaker 5: and I mean people it's left stranded. Yeah, people had
Speaker 5: actual footage of like being in their house and it's like, Okay,
Speaker 5: the house is flooding, we're going up into the attic.
Speaker 4: Shit, it's coming up into the attic.
Speaker 5: We have to break through the ceiling of our house
Speaker 5: and get up onto the roof. It must have been
Speaker 5: absolutely terrifying. And then just looking out at your neighborhood,
Speaker 5: you know, I don't know how long you've lived there,
Speaker 5: but I mean it's gone. Yeah, and your community is
Speaker 5: just underwater, you know, and your neighbors are probably up
Speaker 5: on their roofs as well, and if they're not, holy shit,
Speaker 5: they may have drowned in their house.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's a it's a striking image to see.
Speaker 4: But when you're realize, oh my god, how terrify.
Speaker 5: I mean, imagine your house flooding, you know, when Elliot
Speaker 5: plugs up the shower again. Yeah, I'd rather not, oh yeah, because.
Speaker 4: I mean we're seeing so much, you know, weather related nightmare, activity, chaos, Yeah,
Speaker 4: very much. Even down around our part of the world.
Speaker 5: You can't deny global warming now. I mean it's so
Speaker 5: fucking windy all the time, yeah, all the time.
Speaker 4: And for people to say, oh, global warming didn't cause it,
Speaker 4: Like no, no, woman't invade and cause it. But it's
Speaker 4: sure a shit not helping fix it or you know,
Speaker 4: ease it or anything like that. But I mean, we're
Speaker 4: relatively lucky here in Victoria, but having seen you know,
Speaker 4: everything that happened to Lawn and why River, we're lose
Speaker 4: kids went, you know, they go over and here at
Speaker 4: the start, they weren't there for when it happened. When
Speaker 4: theseble floods happened, cars got dragged out to the ocean.
Speaker 5: It was like.
Speaker 4: Watching you know, those that disaster. What did you see
Speaker 4: in forgive me but developing nations? You know you sort
Speaker 4: of see, oh shit, that's terrible.
Speaker 5: What happened in Bangladesh or what happened in Indonesia or whatever.
Speaker 5: To see it happen one hundred k from.
Speaker 4: Your home, Holy fuck. Wow, White man gets enlightened.
Speaker 5: Great, Yeah, my uncle he lives about He lives in Lethbridge,
Speaker 5: so it's about twenty minute driving me fifty minute drive
Speaker 5: there for a barbeque on the weekend. And he said
Speaker 5: when the bushfires were on he can literally see the
Speaker 5: orange glow. We could see them. We weren't really in
Speaker 5: any danger, but it's like when you can see it
Speaker 5: at your house and does just how close did listen?
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Speaker 5: slash four finger discount. They see the kids arriving on
Speaker 5: their boat. Unfortunately, the kids are drive straight past and
Speaker 5: crash into what I think is an oil refinery. Yes,
Speaker 5: and cause all the world to catch fire work. Yes,
Speaker 5: I think that that's a lot better. Thanks. I think
Speaker 5: this guy has a right to be a bit sassy. Oh, absolutely, yeah,
Speaker 5: Cartman and says this is what happens when you listen
Speaker 5: to Kyle and they say, we have to tell our
Speaker 5: parents now so they can go help. We need help now.
Speaker 5: We're not going to get out of the situation. Meanwhile,
Speaker 5: back at the community center, the families were all looking
Speaker 5: for the kids. They can't find them anywhere. And the
Speaker 5: phone rings. It's for you, Stan, Stan.
Speaker 1: Randy, Randy, your son's on the phone. Stan. Hey, ded
Speaker 1: stand you're alive. Dad. We're trapped in Beaverton. We're trying
Speaker 1: to save everyone.
Speaker 5: Stan.
Speaker 1: Listen to me. You must stay indoors, do not try
Speaker 1: to go out. Global warming has brought in a new
Speaker 1: ice age. Now, Dad, listen, I need to tell you something.
Speaker 1: What is it, son? Nothing? Can you just come get us. Please,
Speaker 1: you just stay puts on. I'm coming for you. Do
Speaker 1: you hear me. I'm coming for you.
Speaker 4: Randy, Where are you going?
Speaker 1: I'm going to Beaver You can't go out there, you'll
Speaker 1: freeze to death. My son is counting on me.
Speaker 5: I'm going with you.
Speaker 1: You can't go out there, you'll freeze to death. You
Speaker 1: can't do this alone. Let me go too. You can't
Speaker 1: go out there, you'll freeze to death.
Speaker 5: Cut to them hiking in the heat, all the clothes, yeah,
Speaker 5: and they think they're hot because they're in the last
Speaker 5: stage of papavemia. They're just worrying. No one's wearing weight
Speaker 5: too regular. Stephen collapses and Joan suggests that you take.
Speaker 4: The jackets off, and we get it, and we get
Speaker 4: a very wood. We get a very two thousand and
Speaker 4: five Parker and Stone line.
Speaker 5: Cut to the Pentagon and the Beaver Town. They keep
Speaker 5: calling for help. What do we do? That says, we
Speaker 5: can only help the people blow this line now and
Speaker 5: the scientists know now know what really caused it, but
Speaker 5: they show it. We don't know what it is yet.
Speaker 5: They show the But I love the has got the
Speaker 5: same sort of penis diagram on their met yes, exactly
Speaker 5: below this line. Then we cut to the kids stuck
Speaker 5: in the oil refinery, but then helicopters arrive in beaver
Speaker 5: Town to rescue them. The government is here to save you.
Speaker 5: Oh thanks very swift and very Swift's rescue. Then Cartman
Speaker 5: asked Kyle to hand over his duke Goo before they leave,
Speaker 5: and he watched his going Carmen just off to gather
Speaker 5: the way, pulls the gun out and he's like, I
Speaker 5: want that little bag in your neck. Kyle tries as
Speaker 5: long as he can to drag it out. He realizes
Speaker 5: he's got me gives him the fake gold. I think
Speaker 5: it's it's important for Cartman to be right, sometimes.
Speaker 4: Even at the expense of our Jewish friends.
Speaker 5: But I understand. I know this is terrible, but he
Speaker 5: needs because if everything he does is wrong, then he
Speaker 5: just thinking why is he believing sensitized to it? I understand,
Speaker 5: And why would he constantly believe his own bullshit if
Speaker 5: he knows he's always wrong?
Speaker 4: And it's a good wrong footing for us too, as
Speaker 4: the audience.
Speaker 5: Yeah it is I never saw it coming.
Speaker 4: No, no, and to double up and is like, no,
Speaker 4: it's try, but I know you carry fie, good, give
Speaker 4: me the real gun.
Speaker 5: He looks at him, and then he throws his real
Speaker 5: gold on the fire. Yeah, did he give them fake
Speaker 5: off first?
Speaker 4: We may never know. But when we get to Trey
Speaker 4: and or Matt on the show.
Speaker 5: What happens sometime this year, Let's try it. Don't let
Speaker 5: your dreams be dreamed. It will happen this year. I'm
Speaker 5: not slights be concerned. I'm not having a go at you.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying, yeah, my old mentality now is think positive.
Speaker 5: I just just think you're going to succeed. And if
Speaker 5: you don't succeed, it doesn't matter. If you try it. Sure,
Speaker 5: if you try and fail, who cares. I'd rather try
Speaker 5: and fail than never try it. Everyone.
Speaker 4: I would rather try and yeah, let's just be passed.
Speaker 4: Let's just keep hitting him up. And hey, friends of
Speaker 4: the pod, I mean actual friends of the pod, not
Speaker 4: friends of the pod.
Speaker 5: When you say pest, you mean when we see tras. However,
Speaker 5: we just take our shirts off and bad pals powers
Speaker 5: because you drop into the d ms and I don't
Speaker 5: think we can do that, but you do get into
Speaker 5: their social media and like, hey, how'd you like to
Speaker 5: be on going down to South Park Australia's finest, the
Speaker 5: world's finest.
Speaker 4: Don't sound park recap that.
Speaker 5: Doesn't have social media, because that's just living the best life.
Speaker 4: Of course he is original last time. Okay, we're not
Speaker 4: getting him on that.
Speaker 5: But but Parker his social media is his wife as
Speaker 5: like the Parker's Instagram, she runs it. You just see
Speaker 5: Treds hanging at every day. It's like he's just a
Speaker 5: normal dude.
Speaker 4: And you know what normal dudes can do. She got
Speaker 4: to podcast, go and go on podcasts and talk about
Speaker 4: their body.
Speaker 5: Of work, the normal stuff, but all normal stuff about
Speaker 5: normal stuff. Manine, imagine that would be the ultimate South
Speaker 5: Park stunt if we got Trey Parker on this podcast
Speaker 5: and didn't talk about in about South Park.
Speaker 4: See that's what makes you you podcasting genius, that you
Speaker 4: are outside the square.
Speaker 5: People to sit there this what do they get into
Speaker 5: the south part discussions?
Speaker 4: Guess why we're not.
Speaker 5: I think it's someone like Parker would be down for that. Hey,
Speaker 5: we want to do a come you to create a
Speaker 5: south Park. Come on to a South Park podcast. But
Speaker 5: we'll never actually use the word south Park.
Speaker 4: Yes, Trey Parker, the creator of co creator of the
Speaker 4: book of Mormon co owner of Castle Bernina never mentioned
Speaker 4: South Park at all.
Speaker 5: And then at the very end, you got anything else
Speaker 5: that you do. I'm seeing book of Morton about two weeks. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's great, you love it. I'm looking forward to hopefully.
Speaker 5: So where we we we're just basically the bean rescued.
Speaker 5: So but I mean you can do a review on
Speaker 5: the podcast of when you see that book a Morman.
Speaker 4: Sure thing we'll learn.
Speaker 5: But south Park, now, I think that global warming has
Speaker 5: it must be over. We've waited it out. We've done
Speaker 5: exactly what Maddy said we did.
Speaker 4: We made it.
Speaker 5: We made it, and the boys and arrive with the government.
Speaker 5: The dads are all collapsed over on the street and
Speaker 5: they've founds down and the governments say we know who
Speaker 5: did it as the crab people, and I went, oh no,
Speaker 5: and you hear the grab people, crab people and stands like, no, no,
Speaker 5: I won't have it. He comes clean it was me.
Speaker 5: I like Cartman's It's like we nearly got away with this,
Speaker 5: but the people are so stupid because they don't listen.
Speaker 5: It's like he's saying we all broke the damn and
Speaker 5: stands to say it was him, but that does not listening.
Speaker 5: What do they say, I broke the damn? Yeah, I
Speaker 5: broke the dam. That's a nice I break the dam
Speaker 5: and it's great.
Speaker 4: I mean you can. Phil Parker ands Oone just sort
Speaker 4: of not rail against the hypocrisy of these people with
Speaker 4: the moral grand saying, these people, it's.
Speaker 5: Like you didn't do anything.
Speaker 4: You didn't do anything, but you're sort of taking credit slack.
Speaker 4: You're taking credit and blame simultaneously thinking it's gonna make
Speaker 4: you a good person, Like I'm owning up. It's like
Speaker 4: it's like Starship, I did my part. This is this is,
Speaker 4: of course a shout out to the clap never planned,
Speaker 4: but I mentioned Sparta's talking about the TV show. This
Speaker 4: is a shout out to Spartacus. The movie is it? Yeah,
Speaker 4: we're at the end spoilers for a very old movie
Speaker 4: called Spartacus. Yeah, but the Romans are after this runaway
Speaker 4: slave who's basically become the head of this resistance movies Spartacus,
Speaker 4: and but they don't know exactly what he looks like.
Speaker 4: And all his followers basically stand up and say, I'm Spartacus. Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm Spartacus.
Speaker 5: You see this, you see this parody in a lot
Speaker 5: of things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh we don't know. You don't think this is like,
Speaker 4: oh well they won't know which one of us. No,
Speaker 4: they'll just christ But yeah, everyone getting I broke the down.
Speaker 4: It's like, oh wow, yeah, good for you.
Speaker 5: It's not that if he's going that I'm going, Well
Speaker 5: he's going that I am going, And well I don't
Speaker 5: mind if.
Speaker 4: That's the case. I mean, that's that's actually sort of
Speaker 4: putting your money with your mouth. These people are just like, no,
Speaker 4: symbolically I broke the dawn. Did you actually break No? No, no, no,
Speaker 4: but I feel really bad about the damn and my
Speaker 4: my insignificant part in it.
Speaker 5: I did love here though. The cartment is what I love.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you little brick.
Speaker 5: And just them talking over the closing credits and stands
Speaker 5: gives up. Yeah whatever, Yes, I think the more of you,
Speaker 5: the more I enjoyed this one.
Speaker 4: Actually, sure, Yeah, look a lot to sink your teeth into. Absolutely,
Speaker 4: And yeah, as I said, taking the mickey out of
Speaker 4: something kind of inconsequential, like a big disaster movie like
Speaker 4: The Day After Tomorra, but also you know, tackling a bigger,
Speaker 4: broader and more important topic like globe warming and our
Speaker 4: response to it.
Speaker 5: It is quickly becoming I'm finding season nine the Randy Show,
Speaker 5: don't you reckon?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: They realized that it's the boys and Randy now, isn't
Speaker 5: There's a.
Speaker 4: Little golden then their heels.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because when people think of south Park now,
Speaker 5: I would argue that Randy's more poppy than like Kyle
Speaker 5: and Kenny.
Speaker 4: They're probably thinking more about integrity, farms and things like that.
Speaker 5: It's Randy and Cartman. They're the two big stars, right,
Speaker 5: that's the I mean.
Speaker 4: I'm a little behind on the most recent season, but
Speaker 4: I'm wondering how much the kids are actually in it.
Speaker 4: It does seem more like, let's just skewer Trump and
Speaker 4: JD Vance and all that kind of thing. I mean,
Speaker 4: I'm sure the kids are still in there to some degree,
Speaker 4: but at.
Speaker 5: All they're definitely in there. Yeah. But the thing is,
Speaker 5: I think they realized the kids who watched this show
Speaker 5: originally have now grown up and they're now young adults,
Speaker 5: and they probably relate to Randy more than they do
Speaker 5: their ten year olds. Well, it's like, you know, we
Speaker 5: actually thought that Bart was going to be the breakout
Speaker 5: star of the sentience like, yeah, oh, actually everyone relates
Speaker 5: to hope. Yeah, exactly. All right, So that is our
Speaker 5: review of two Days before the Day Out of Tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Next episode is Marjarine, Oh, jo Rin, Marjorine. Okay, well,
Speaker 5: I don't have a lot of memories, but I'm pretty
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Speaker 5: We've enter that ear of the show.
Speaker 4: Now we have, yes, very much.
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