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Speaker 4: Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news.
Speaker 4: Remember when Louis c k was canceled. Yeah, well, he
Speaker 4: sent an email blast of fans his first and nearly
Speaker 4: a year, and writes, for those of you wondering what
Speaker 4: I've been doing, I've taken up sculpture clay and stone
Speaker 4: and drawing with charcoal. I've written a novel and I'm
Speaker 4: working on a second. That about wraps it up on me.
Speaker 4: No details on the novels or the artwork. He then
Speaker 4: went to speak about Adrian Appalucci's special. He referred to
Speaker 4: her as truly one of my favorite comedians. She has
Speaker 4: opened for him at Madison Square Garden. Ck directed her
Speaker 4: new stand up special to Dark Queen. Ck writes, you
Speaker 4: may remember Adrian if you came to see me on
Speaker 4: tour in the past three years, and she opened for
Speaker 4: me at MSG in January of twenty three. Adrian was
Speaker 4: astonishing on that show. I've heard four more people comment
Speaker 4: on how hilarious and unique and compelling she was than
Speaker 4: anything about myself, and for good reason. The crowd at
Speaker 4: the garden loved Adrian was at little two to know notoriety,
Speaker 4: who is a humble to a fault self anthrope, who
Speaker 4: was a granite, real genuinity Louis used killing me with
Speaker 4: the source and a sharp, guttural, hysterically funny comedic voice
Speaker 4: that was rough copy. Louis, by the way, She's not
Speaker 4: gonna be unknown anymore. Netflix special and more importantly, an
Speaker 4: appearance on The Joe Rogan Experience, which I haven't had
Speaker 4: a chance to listen to. Joe's been pumping out a
Speaker 4: lot of content. I'm still in the Tim Dylan episode.
Speaker 4: I gotta listen to THEO now. Adrian c K shared
Speaker 4: the taping process for that special, which happened at the
Speaker 4: Comedy Seller, is part of a three show outing on
Speaker 4: the same night, and Louis says, the first show was horrible.
Speaker 4: I mean, it was one of the worst shows I've
Speaker 4: ever seen. It wasn't a horrible performance. Adrian was great,
Speaker 4: but something happened with that audience. They were not into
Speaker 4: it the production team and I watched incredulously. Is Adrian
Speaker 4: hanging there and did her very best for an entire
Speaker 4: hour of hostile silence. She stayed in her act in herself,
Speaker 4: and she took incredible punishment. That first crowd never gave,
Speaker 4: never cracked. They left the room as miserably as they
Speaker 4: had entered it. Adrian met the second with a determination
Speaker 4: that said, I finally have a chance to do something
Speaker 4: this world has told me over and over again. I'm
Speaker 4: not cool enough to do any Whoever you effing people are,
Speaker 4: You're not taking this away from me. This gorgeous resolve, happily,
Speaker 4: joyfully was met by a willing, giving, cheerful a bunch
Speaker 4: of people who like who Anyone who sees Adrian's true
Speaker 4: self fell in love with her and enjoyed every single joke,
Speaker 4: story and observation she shared. She delivered a great show,
Speaker 4: and it's on Netflix now if you want to hear
Speaker 4: an interview I had Adrian on the show. It's probably
Speaker 4: two years ago, maybe only a year ago. It was
Speaker 4: a while. If you go back long enough in the feed,
Speaker 4: you'll find my interview with her. I didn't find her
Speaker 4: to be particularly chatty by no means the best interviewer,
Speaker 4: but I just felt like I was getting nothing back there.
Speaker 4: And I'll tell you I cut like twenty minutes out
Speaker 4: of the interview just for pacing. That was a rough one.
Speaker 4: I do like her comedy. I don't want you guys
Speaker 4: to be like you know, you've hated on her two
Speaker 4: days in a row. I'm just telling you, well, I
Speaker 4: spoke about the special yesterday. You can hear my words,
Speaker 4: and now I'm telling you what went down with the interview,
Speaker 4: and I really cut that one back. I just I
Speaker 4: was getting nothing back from her. And again maybe it's
Speaker 4: because I suck, which is fine. I'm happy to suck.
Speaker 4: Louis said, she's just funny and she has only one
Speaker 4: point of view. You're all full of crap, and we are.
Speaker 4: I certainly am, and so are you. We are all
Speaker 4: full of crap, all caps. If there's one thing the
Speaker 4: human race is learning at a geometric rate, it's that
Speaker 4: we all kind of really suck, all of us. No
Speaker 4: one is better than anyone. We're all byzantine baboons, crapping
Speaker 4: into our hands and throwing into each other's sanctimonious faces.
Speaker 4: Ck writes that he's highly encouraged by Netflix having bought
Speaker 4: the special, especially for an anti algorithmic woman from the Bronx.
Speaker 4: I hope that you all remember the question, what is
Speaker 4: being fed to you into your screen and your palm
Speaker 4: without your input. Work around the algorithm, go looking for
Speaker 4: what it isn't showing you and share it with your friends.
Speaker 4: That is so much better than being shared with by
Speaker 4: a robot. I got news for Louis. I turned out Netflix,
Speaker 4: and you know the big box that tells you what
Speaker 4: to watch tonight, it was showing me Adrian. So perhaps
Speaker 4: the algorithm isn't that evil. But I hear you. I
Speaker 4: know what you're saying. Sometimes there'll be a new special
Speaker 4: and I'm like, they're not even showing it to me.
Speaker 4: It's not in the stand up carousel, and I have
Speaker 4: to actually type in what I'm looking for for so
Speaker 4: I hear you, Louis. Jim Gaffigan, whose new special is
Speaker 4: called The Skinny, is now talking about his weight loss.
Speaker 4: Funny how that happens. We'll have a lot of Jim
Speaker 4: Gaffigan press over the next two weeks. One week, yeah,
Speaker 4: one week. You know, Jim is like America's comic. He's
Speaker 4: a friendly guy. He plays well to all corners of
Speaker 4: the comedy universe. The cool kids at the cellar like Jim.
Speaker 4: Middle America likes Jim. Why wouldn't you interview Jim, and
Speaker 4: Jim is happy to talk, So get ready for Johnny
Speaker 4: Mack telling you Jim gaffickin stories daily for about two weeks,
Speaker 4: which is fine because we're getting towards the end of
Speaker 4: the year and I need stuff to talk about. Jim
Speaker 4: spoke to us Weekly about his weight loss that I
Speaker 4: mentioned that his specials called skinny. Jim said he had
Speaker 4: taken the medication Monduro. Jim said, I was so paranoid
Speaker 4: that it was going to be nauseous that I kind
Speaker 4: of put it off, but then it kind of worked.
Speaker 4: It's weird because we live in this society where people
Speaker 4: who eat too much are told that they just don't
Speaker 4: have any self control. There are people that just have
Speaker 4: no off button to eat right. Jim says he finds
Speaker 4: it really fascinating how people seem to have less sympathy
Speaker 4: for people who struggle with too much eating versus other
Speaker 4: types of a dick. Jim said, I would eat when
Speaker 4: I was hungry, and I would eat when I was happy,
Speaker 4: and I'd eat when I was sad, and I would
Speaker 4: just eat. It was my reward. It was obviously personal,
Speaker 4: but I don't think there's anything wrong with it. But
Speaker 4: then again, anonymity. Is it thing surrounding a lot of
Speaker 4: struggles like that? Is this like us going back now
Speaker 4: and noticing John Mulaney was telling us that he was
Speaker 4: on drugs because Jim Gaffigan, I don't know if you
Speaker 4: know this, has a lot of jokes about food. Jim says,
Speaker 4: I'm kind of like a square midwesterner. I'll never look
Speaker 4: super thin. He says he was probably two hundred and
Speaker 4: seventy pounds when he decided to try Monjaro. We're a
Speaker 4: country that's struggling with the obesity epidemic, and then there
Speaker 4: were these appetites of pressants. The dude wonders, So the
Speaker 4: skinny is a bit about processing society's take on that.
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Speaker 4: Can't wait for that one. Ralph Barbosa has a new
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Speaker 4: don't know because nobody at Hulu will get back to me.
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Speaker 4: and much more. Now, if you're listening yesterday, you heard
Speaker 4: me struggle with the New York Comedy Festival website. So
Speaker 4: let's start with the Flyover Comedy Festival because they have
Speaker 4: a better website game, they know what they're doing, they
Speaker 4: have a nice grid, and their website actually loads the
Speaker 4: Flyover Comedy Festival in Saint Louis. They even put the
Speaker 4: headliners in bigger fonts. Paton Oswalt and Tig Nataro. One show.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize that was one show. Wow, that's pretty good.
Speaker 4: That's at eight o'clock at the Steele Theater. So who
Speaker 4: headlines there? Does Tig headline over Patton? Interesting? These Sclar
Speaker 4: brothers have a late show tag it with the Scar Brothers.
Speaker 4: They're the headliners tomorrow. That's the Flyover Comedy Festival. All right,
Speaker 4: let's struggle through the New York Comedy Festival's website, which
Speaker 4: doesn't load and is in chronological order. Who's playing on
Speaker 4: a Friday night in the Big City? Tracy Morgan at
Speaker 4: seven o'clock. If I remember correctly, that is recommended that
Speaker 4: you go see by friend of the show, Jason Zinnemann. Oh,
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Speaker 4: Let's let's focus on Stay here, Askat presented by the
Speaker 4: New York Comedy Festival. That's the UCB at seven o'clock
Speaker 4: at UCB, always a good show. The ASCAT Show, Sultan
Speaker 4: Kaza Sleep when I'm Dead at Grammar Sya at seven,
Speaker 4: the wonderfully titled Jared Goldstein does an Hour I Love It,
Speaker 4: Union Hall, seven point thirty. Adam Ray is Doctor Phil
Speaker 4: Live at the Beacon at eight. Gabe Iglesias, don't worry
Speaker 4: be Fluffy. King's theater, that's Brooklyn at eight o'clock. Don't
Speaker 4: tell comedy at eight o'clock. Where's the show? They don't
Speaker 4: tell you. That's how don't tell comedy works at the
Speaker 4: stand at eight o'clock Comics to Watch. Who were the
Speaker 4: comics to watch? Apparently Aldo Campana, Andy Aloiz, Bo Willcox,
Speaker 4: Brittany Brave, Koreyaskowitz, Eric Freddy, Gary Simons, Keegan Tindall, Catcherlong,
Speaker 4: Lisa Channel, Lucas Arnold, Nick Reynoldson, Olivia Hill, Salma Zaki,
Speaker 4: Tatsa Sheris, and Xavier Phillips. Now I, by no means
Speaker 4: are in the comedy clubs, like maybe I was a
Speaker 4: little bit younger, not at all. I don't know one
Speaker 4: of those names. So if I were in town, I
Speaker 4: would go see that show and educate myself. That's always
Speaker 4: my advice, Like you know what Gabad Glacis is gonna do.
Speaker 4: That's not a good use of the comedy festival. Go
Speaker 4: see Comics to Watch at the Stand at eight o'clock.
Speaker 4: Live taping of How Did This Get Made? At Town
Speaker 4: Hall at nine forty five. Again, nothing against that show
Speaker 4: were those guys, but bad use of a festival, like
Speaker 4: you can go see all these comedians. You're gonna go
Speaker 4: see a podcast taping for an hour. That's just listen
Speaker 4: to it next week. That's a bad use of your time.
Speaker 4: Comics to watch does another show at ten, and that's
Speaker 4: your Friday night in the big city. Again. This does
Speaker 4: not have the star power that previous festivals have had.
Speaker 4: And I keep saying this love the festival. They've been
Speaker 4: nothing good to me. I'm doing show prep here day
Speaker 4: and I'm typing New York Comedy Festival into Google and
Speaker 4: nothing coming up. There's just no buzz on this thing.
Speaker 4: It's the strangest thing every year because on paper it's great,
Speaker 4: in reality it's invisible. Oh yeah, Gilbert Godfried. He's got
Speaker 4: an album out today. Now the press keeps calling it
Speaker 4: Gilbert Godfried's first comedy album. But here's the thing. He's
Speaker 4: got an album. It's called Dirty Jokes. I was playing
Speaker 4: it on serious radio for years. I play it every
Speaker 4: time there's a Gilbert story, and I talk about it
Speaker 4: on my show on Live one. The free app my
Speaker 4: show is called The Weekly Comedy Thing. The show is free,
Speaker 4: the app is free, But anytime I talk about Gilbert,
Speaker 4: I have been pulling from the album Dirty Jokes. I
Speaker 4: see two dates here. It either came out in two
Speaker 4: thousand and three two thousand and five, but it exists.
Speaker 4: So I asked Friend of the Show Jason Zenneman on Threads,
Speaker 4: and by the way, follow me on threads. Threads has
Speaker 4: a good comedy community. I'm getting much more engagement over
Speaker 4: there than I ever did on Twitter. Friend of the
Speaker 4: show Jason Zinneman of The New York Times, I asked him,
Speaker 4: what am I missing here? Why are they calling this
Speaker 4: the first album? Clearly Dirty Jokes exist. Jason hit me
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Speaker 4: they took material from that doc which wasn't meant to
Speaker 4: be an album, and called it one. But you know,
Speaker 4: the more Gilbert, the better. I agree. So I saw
Speaker 4: on the New York Comedy Festival website, which drives me nuts.
Speaker 4: I saw them referred to it as Gilbert's first vinyl release.
Speaker 4: Maybe this is the first album and the other thing
Speaker 4: was a CD. Maybe we're getting a little Clinton here.
Speaker 4: It depends on what the definition of is is, depends
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