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<v Speaker 4>Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news.

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<v Speaker 4>Remember when Louis c k was canceled. Yeah, well, he

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<v Speaker 4>sent an email blast of fans his first and nearly

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<v Speaker 4>a year, and writes, for those of you wondering what

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<v Speaker 4>I've been doing, I've taken up sculpture clay and stone

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<v Speaker 4>and drawing with charcoal. I've written a novel and I'm

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<v Speaker 4>working on a second. That about wraps it up on me.

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<v Speaker 4>No details on the novels or the artwork. He then

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<v Speaker 4>went to speak about Adrian Appalucci's special. He referred to

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<v Speaker 4>her as truly one of my favorite comedians. She has

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<v Speaker 4>opened for him at Madison Square Garden. Ck directed her

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<v Speaker 4>new stand up special to Dark Queen. Ck writes, you

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<v Speaker 4>may remember Adrian if you came to see me on

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<v Speaker 4>tour in the past three years, and she opened for

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<v Speaker 4>me at MSG in January of twenty three. Adrian was

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<v Speaker 4>astonishing on that show. I've heard four more people comment

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<v Speaker 4>on how hilarious and unique and compelling she was than

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<v Speaker 4>anything about myself, and for good reason. The crowd at

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<v Speaker 4>the garden loved Adrian was at little two to know notoriety,

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<v Speaker 4>who is a humble to a fault self anthrope, who

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<v Speaker 4>was a granite, real genuinity Louis used killing me with

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<v Speaker 4>the source and a sharp, guttural, hysterically funny comedic voice

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<v Speaker 4>that was rough copy. Louis, by the way, She's not

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<v Speaker 4>gonna be unknown anymore. Netflix special and more importantly, an

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<v Speaker 4>appearance on The Joe Rogan Experience, which I haven't had

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<v Speaker 4>a chance to listen to. Joe's been pumping out a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of content. I'm still in the Tim Dylan episode.

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<v Speaker 4>I gotta listen to THEO now. Adrian c K shared

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<v Speaker 4>the taping process for that special, which happened at the

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<v Speaker 4>Comedy Seller, is part of a three show outing on

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<v Speaker 4>the same night, and Louis says, the first show was horrible.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, it was one of the worst shows I've

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<v Speaker 4>ever seen. It wasn't a horrible performance. Adrian was great,

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<v Speaker 4>but something happened with that audience. They were not into

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<v Speaker 4>it the production team and I watched incredulously. Is Adrian

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<v Speaker 4>hanging there and did her very best for an entire

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<v Speaker 4>hour of hostile silence. She stayed in her act in herself,

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<v Speaker 4>and she took incredible punishment. That first crowd never gave,

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<v Speaker 4>never cracked. They left the room as miserably as they

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<v Speaker 4>had entered it. Adrian met the second with a determination

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<v Speaker 4>that said, I finally have a chance to do something

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<v Speaker 4>this world has told me over and over again. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>not cool enough to do any Whoever you effing people are,

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<v Speaker 4>You're not taking this away from me. This gorgeous resolve, happily,

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<v Speaker 4>joyfully was met by a willing, giving, cheerful a bunch

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<v Speaker 4>of people who like who Anyone who sees Adrian's true

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<v Speaker 4>self fell in love with her and enjoyed every single joke,

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<v Speaker 4>story and observation she shared. She delivered a great show,

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<v Speaker 4>and it's on Netflix now if you want to hear

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<v Speaker 4>an interview I had Adrian on the show. It's probably

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<v Speaker 4>two years ago, maybe only a year ago. It was

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<v Speaker 4>a while. If you go back long enough in the feed,

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<v Speaker 4>you'll find my interview with her. I didn't find her

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<v Speaker 4>to be particularly chatty by no means the best interviewer,

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<v Speaker 4>but I just felt like I was getting nothing back there.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'll tell you I cut like twenty minutes out

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<v Speaker 4>of the interview just for pacing. That was a rough one.

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<v Speaker 4>I do like her comedy. I don't want you guys

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<v Speaker 4>to be like you know, you've hated on her two

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<v Speaker 4>days in a row. I'm just telling you, well, I

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<v Speaker 4>spoke about the special yesterday. You can hear my words,

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<v Speaker 4>and now I'm telling you what went down with the interview,

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<v Speaker 4>and I really cut that one back. I just I

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<v Speaker 4>was getting nothing back from her. And again maybe it's

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<v Speaker 4>because I suck, which is fine. I'm happy to suck.

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<v Speaker 4>Louis said, she's just funny and she has only one

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<v Speaker 4>point of view. You're all full of crap, and we are.

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<v Speaker 4>I certainly am, and so are you. We are all

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<v Speaker 4>full of crap, all caps. If there's one thing the

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<v Speaker 4>human race is learning at a geometric rate, it's that

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<v Speaker 4>we all kind of really suck, all of us. No

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<v Speaker 4>one is better than anyone. We're all byzantine baboons, crapping

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<v Speaker 4>into our hands and throwing into each other's sanctimonious faces.

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<v Speaker 4>Ck writes that he's highly encouraged by Netflix having bought

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<v Speaker 4>the special, especially for an anti algorithmic woman from the Bronx.

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<v Speaker 4>I hope that you all remember the question, what is

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<v Speaker 4>being fed to you into your screen and your palm

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<v Speaker 4>without your input. Work around the algorithm, go looking for

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<v Speaker 4>what it isn't showing you and share it with your friends.

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<v Speaker 4>That is so much better than being shared with by

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<v Speaker 4>a robot. I got news for Louis. I turned out Netflix,

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<v Speaker 4>and you know the big box that tells you what

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<v Speaker 4>to watch tonight, it was showing me Adrian. So perhaps

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<v Speaker 4>the algorithm isn't that evil. But I hear you. I

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<v Speaker 4>know what you're saying. Sometimes there'll be a new special

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm like, they're not even showing it to me.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not in the stand up carousel, and I have

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<v Speaker 4>to actually type in what I'm looking for for so

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<v Speaker 4>I hear you, Louis. Jim Gaffigan, whose new special is

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<v Speaker 4>called The Skinny, is now talking about his weight loss.

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<v Speaker 4>Funny how that happens. We'll have a lot of Jim

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<v Speaker 4>Gaffigan press over the next two weeks. One week, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>one week. You know, Jim is like America's comic. He's

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<v Speaker 4>a friendly guy. He plays well to all corners of

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<v Speaker 4>the comedy universe. The cool kids at the cellar like Jim.

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<v Speaker 4>Middle America likes Jim. Why wouldn't you interview Jim, and

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<v Speaker 4>Jim is happy to talk, So get ready for Johnny

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<v Speaker 4>Mack telling you Jim gaffickin stories daily for about two weeks,

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<v Speaker 4>which is fine because we're getting towards the end of

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<v Speaker 4>the year and I need stuff to talk about. Jim

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<v Speaker 4>spoke to us Weekly about his weight loss that I

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<v Speaker 4>mentioned that his specials called skinny. Jim said he had

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<v Speaker 4>taken the medication Monduro. Jim said, I was so paranoid

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<v Speaker 4>that it was going to be nauseous that I kind

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<v Speaker 4>of put it off, but then it kind of worked.

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<v Speaker 4>It's weird because we live in this society where people

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<v Speaker 4>who eat too much are told that they just don't

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<v Speaker 4>have any self control. There are people that just have

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<v Speaker 4>no off button to eat right. Jim says he finds

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<v Speaker 4>it really fascinating how people seem to have less sympathy

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<v Speaker 4>for people who struggle with too much eating versus other

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<v Speaker 4>types of a dick. Jim said, I would eat when

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<v Speaker 4>I was hungry, and I would eat when I was happy,

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<v Speaker 4>and I'd eat when I was sad, and I would

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<v Speaker 4>just eat. It was my reward. It was obviously personal,

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<v Speaker 4>but I don't think there's anything wrong with it. But

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<v Speaker 4>then again, anonymity. Is it thing surrounding a lot of

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<v Speaker 4>struggles like that? Is this like us going back now

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<v Speaker 4>and noticing John Mulaney was telling us that he was

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<v Speaker 4>on drugs because Jim Gaffigan, I don't know if you

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<v Speaker 4>know this, has a lot of jokes about food. Jim says,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm kind of like a square midwesterner. I'll never look

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<v Speaker 4>super thin. He says he was probably two hundred and

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<v Speaker 4>seventy pounds when he decided to try Monjaro. We're a

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<v Speaker 4>country that's struggling with the obesity epidemic, and then there

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<v Speaker 4>were these appetites of pressants. The dude wonders, So the

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<v Speaker 4>skinny is a bit about processing society's take on that.

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<v Speaker 4>That GQ profile of John Mulaney, I've shared it in

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<v Speaker 4>the Facebook group Daily Comedy News podcast group revealed that

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<v Speaker 4>they're working on twelve episodes of Everybody's in La or

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<v Speaker 4>whatever the new version of that is. Maybe it's in La,

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<v Speaker 4>maybe it's not, maybe it's something else. Who knows. Netflix

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<v Speaker 4>Chief Content Officer Bella Bajaria said, I'm really excited about it.

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<v Speaker 4>During Netflix as a Joke Festival, Malani did a live

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<v Speaker 4>at a couple of the tapings and it was just

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<v Speaker 4>let's start with the Flyover Comedy Festival because they have

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<v Speaker 4>Flyover Comedy Festival in Saint Louis. They even put the

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<v Speaker 4>headliners in bigger fonts. Paton Oswalt and Tig Nataro. One show.

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<v Speaker 4>That's at eight o'clock at the Steele Theater. So who

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<v Speaker 4>headlines there? Does Tig headline over Patton? Interesting? These Sclar

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<v Speaker 4>They're the headliners tomorrow. That's the Flyover Comedy Festival. All right,

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<v Speaker 4>let's struggle through the New York Comedy Festival's website, which

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<v Speaker 4>a Friday night in the Big City? Tracy Morgan at

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<v Speaker 4>seven o'clock. If I remember correctly, that is recommended that

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<v Speaker 4>you go see by friend of the show, Jason Zinnemann. Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>Let's let's focus on Stay here, Askat presented by the

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<v Speaker 4>New York Comedy Festival. That's the UCB at seven o'clock

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<v Speaker 4>at UCB, always a good show. The ASCAT Show, Sultan

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<v Speaker 4>be Fluffy. King's theater, that's Brooklyn at eight o'clock. Don't

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<v Speaker 4>tell comedy at eight o'clock. Where's the show? They don't

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<v Speaker 4>tell you. That's how don't tell comedy works at the

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<v Speaker 4>stand at eight o'clock Comics to Watch. Who were the

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<v Speaker 4>Brittany Brave, Koreyaskowitz, Eric Freddy, Gary Simons, Keegan Tindall, Catcherlong,

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<v Speaker 4>Tatsa Sheris, and Xavier Phillips. Now I, by no means

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<v Speaker 4>of those names. So if I were in town, I

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<v Speaker 4>That's not a good use of the comedy festival. Go

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<v Speaker 4>see Comics to Watch at the Stand at eight o'clock.

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<v Speaker 4>Live taping of How Did This Get Made? At Town

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<v Speaker 4>were those guys, but bad use of a festival, like

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<v Speaker 4>see a podcast taping for an hour. That's just listen

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<v Speaker 4>Comics to watch does another show at ten, and that's

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<v Speaker 4>your Friday night in the big city. Again. This does

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<v Speaker 4>not have the star power that previous festivals have had.

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<v Speaker 4>And I keep saying this love the festival. They've been

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<v Speaker 4>nothing coming up. There's just no buzz on this thing.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the strangest thing every year because on paper it's great,

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<v Speaker 4>in reality it's invisible. Oh yeah, Gilbert Godfried. He's got

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<v Speaker 4>an album out today. Now the press keeps calling it

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<v Speaker 4>got an album. It's called Dirty Jokes. I was playing

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<v Speaker 4>time there's a Gilbert story, and I talk about it

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<v Speaker 4>on my show on Live one. The free app my

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<v Speaker 4>show is called The Weekly Comedy Thing. The show is free,

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<v Speaker 4>the app is free, But anytime I talk about Gilbert,

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<v Speaker 4>I have been pulling from the album Dirty Jokes. I

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<v Speaker 4>thousand and three two thousand and five, but it exists.

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<v Speaker 4>So I asked Friend of the Show Jason Zenneman on Threads,

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<v Speaker 4>what am I missing here? Why are they calling this

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<v Speaker 4>the first album? Clearly Dirty Jokes exist. Jason hit me

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<v Speaker 4>they took material from that doc which wasn't meant to

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<v Speaker 4>be an album, and called it one. But you know,

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<v Speaker 4>the more Gilbert, the better. I agree. So I saw

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<v Speaker 4>I saw them referred to it as Gilbert's first vinyl release.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe this is the first album and the other thing

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<v Speaker 4>It depends on what the definition of is is, depends

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