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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to Rockville tickets four day passes. Yes, so again,

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<v Speaker 1>Right at six, I believe at that time you'll see

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<v Speaker 1>You've got all day to swing by that starting at six, right.

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<v Speaker 2>So, and multiple people are picked, so it could be you.

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<v Speaker 1>Good luck. It's probably in some minds earn you a

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<v Speaker 1>hell chip. Oh what is somebody to do? Go to

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<v Speaker 1>Pennsylvania at a fifty one year old guy named what

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<v Speaker 1>was his name? Jesse Sokel. He has been arrested after

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<v Speaker 1>being identified as the individual who walked into a church

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<v Speaker 1>in Pennsylvanian relieved himself in the baptismal font.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that'll definitely get you a hell chip. You got

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<v Speaker 2>all this stuff going on with the pope and you're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna do that. Just I hate to use the phrase

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<v Speaker 2>devil's advocate here.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, if Jesse is not a spiritual person and

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<v Speaker 3>familiar with the ins and outs and symbolism and whatnot,

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<v Speaker 3>you might find in say a.

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<v Speaker 2>Catholic church, there's no justifying this. Could you confuse the

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<v Speaker 2>what for a big I'm not even gonna say it,

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<v Speaker 2>like a like a stadium trough?

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<v Speaker 1>No, those are the worst.

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<v Speaker 2>When you got to walk up to a trough with

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<v Speaker 2>other men and just kind of hey, look at that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh. When's the last time I said, oh, fair grounds,

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<v Speaker 1>fair grounds? When I went to the uh the record

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<v Speaker 1>show in January? Did the trough hop into the bathroom?

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<v Speaker 1>You one of the one of those with the little

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<v Speaker 1>sprinklers the hobby air bathrooms, you know there, some of

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<v Speaker 1>them have the troughs, Yeah, the brick bathrooms. Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it the troughs though, with the little sprinklers that

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<v Speaker 2>come out like this that somebody who like this gentleman

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<v Speaker 2>who would be dumb enough to do that at a church,

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<v Speaker 2>might use as a as a water fountain.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if there is like a steady flow

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<v Speaker 1>of water that was washing away the you.

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<v Speaker 2>Step on the ring the one I'm talking about. Look,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a circle like this, and then in the center

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<v Speaker 2>there's this and it as is you see what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the above picture.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a circle and then it has this tower in

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<v Speaker 2>the middle. Oh, you step on the ring and the

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<v Speaker 2>water comes out. Hence what I was talking about with

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<v Speaker 2>some dummies could use it as a water fountain.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, oh no, it wasn't one of those stoles.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the one where it's just the.

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<v Speaker 2>Long box type like back at the edge.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sound at the edge and the edge.

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<v Speaker 2>That was my first experience with the trough, having a

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<v Speaker 2>walk up there and he has this little kid, how's

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<v Speaker 2>this work? And all of a sudden I'd pull it out. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>you know there's always that one gawker.

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<v Speaker 1>Here you go.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's an odd sight, little boy, Big we wi big.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, could you quit looking at a don all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Your takeaway to get us back to the story here,

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<v Speaker 1>don't pee in the holy water. That's that's not cool. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>not cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell Chip, without a doubt, I think anybody would tell

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<v Speaker 2>you not cool.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Uh, We've got a Florida man who is

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<v Speaker 1>facing charges for marrying three different Florida women in three

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<v Speaker 1>different counties at the same time.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got three zips going hut, three zip cuts. This

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<v Speaker 2>guy's an idiot. It's what we have here. Who needs

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<v Speaker 2>to bring that chaos into your life?

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<v Speaker 1>Not? I mean you've heard, we've heard that you live

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<v Speaker 1>in the double life, you know, where you might be

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<v Speaker 1>carrying on with two at once, but like a side.

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<v Speaker 2>But three wives, happy wives, happy lives, no things.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, three times the misery.

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<v Speaker 2>And no offense. Ladies, it goes the other way to

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<v Speaker 2>three husbands. Think of that mess? How mean to deal

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<v Speaker 2>with three of us? Yeah, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>You wonder how this could happen? Apparently, I guess the

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<v Speaker 1>counties don't communicate with each other on marriage licenses. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean they were all legit marriage licenses. Granted we had Hernando, Manatee,

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<v Speaker 1>and Gachten counties.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because that's the big deal for a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>the ladies. You gotta have, you know, the ceremony, whether

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<v Speaker 2>it's in a courthouse or wherever they want to be. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's official. You can't just be together, gotta yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's official.

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<v Speaker 1>He's good.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like one of those ones, you know, and you're

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<v Speaker 2>growing up in the in the chick who's or guy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's usually the chick who's kind of, you know, a

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<v Speaker 2>little loose, and it's like, yep, you lick three zip

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<v Speaker 2>codes there? How did it feel kissing the phone book?

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<v Speaker 2>That was another phrase, because back then there were phone books.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy bought three rings.

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<v Speaker 2>Now they were trust me, these were you know, the

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<v Speaker 2>really really cheap ones or maybe the IOU rings.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh right, yes, we'll upgrade this somewhere down the road.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh, one of those deals.

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<v Speaker 2>I have twenty fifth anniversary coming in you know a

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<v Speaker 2>few months. Yeah, she's not expected upgrade ring. I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>trying to make the car insurance payments, you know, for

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<v Speaker 2>two daughters driving right that in the card?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I got you this card. Be glad the insurance

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<v Speaker 1>is paid this month.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gun had everything planned out to upgrade your ring

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<v Speaker 2>except the money.

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<v Speaker 1>It proved to be a pretty significant barrier.

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<v Speaker 2>If you'd like to go over this bill sheet on

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<v Speaker 2>our anniversary night, Excel spreadsheet breaking down the financial here,

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<v Speaker 2>this ain't in it. I can definitely show you the

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<v Speaker 2>rundown of why.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, finally we go to I ended up. I

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<v Speaker 1>noticed across the various idiotologies this one of those is

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<v Speaker 1>getting things together.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody said, Taka, that trough you're talking about is a

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<v Speaker 2>hand washing station. They have a yurna like that too.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I think they might be right, Taco. Yeah, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>you've you peed in the hand washing station then allegedly, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for catching that. Yeah, wow, that's a that's

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of an oversight.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody else said, I'm surprised the guy didn't lie on

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<v Speaker 2>fire right when he's peeing in the baptism Yeah, come on, man.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of people in the text line good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I noticed several different wildlife related stories this morning. As

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<v Speaker 1>we go through the show, We'll begin in the Philippines

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<v Speaker 1>with this twenty nine year old dummy who went to

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<v Speaker 1>a zoo there and was convinced that the crocodile they

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<v Speaker 1>had in the enclosure, and the crocodile enclosure was just plastic, plastic, fake.

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<v Speaker 1>So he climbed over the fence to get a selfie,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's when the crocodile latched onto his arm and

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<v Speaker 1>would not let go, and then I started the death roll,

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<v Speaker 1>dragging him into the water. There By the way, there

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<v Speaker 1>is video this. I didn't share it. I'm just it's

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<v Speaker 1>on one of those sites where they'll sue us for

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<v Speaker 1>copyright infringement. Oh yeah, it's on the new fly Zone here.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't blame you a bit, you guys little

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<v Speaker 2>beyond the scenes. If we if we copy and post

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<v Speaker 2>somebody's somebody. Yeah, they just they look to sue people.

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<v Speaker 1>There's these certain sights that go and buy this stuff

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<v Speaker 1>with the intention of just suing other people who talk

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<v Speaker 1>about it and use it. I'll point you to it.

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<v Speaker 1>You can fight it. You're not getting get any trouble

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<v Speaker 1>for looking at it. But if I did it rip

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<v Speaker 1>the arm off? No, No, the one of the handlers

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<v Speaker 1>there at the zoo got in and hit the crocodile

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<v Speaker 1>over the head with a couple pieces of concrete, and

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<v Speaker 1>the animal released its grip on his arm enough to

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<v Speaker 1>get the idiot out of there.

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<v Speaker 2>Seems like the crocodile should look up with those croc

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<v Speaker 2>eyes and say, he's the dumb ass who came in

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<v Speaker 2>my tank.

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<v Speaker 1>That's exactly it, and you're throwing c blocks in my head.

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<v Speaker 1>Not only should he, I think the crocodile could really

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<v Speaker 1>just send a strong message here by cleanly biting off

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<v Speaker 1>the arm and then bludgeting the guy over the head

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<v Speaker 1>with it in its mouth. You know what I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out of his mouth, just hitting him over the

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<v Speaker 1>head with it, saying, look, you want to call me

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<v Speaker 1>a cheap, fake plastic replica. This is this, This is

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<v Speaker 1>this real enough for you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not like your your you know, Walmart crocs. Come on,

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