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Speaker 1: hell chip. Oh what is somebody to do? Go to
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania at a fifty one year old guy named what
Speaker 1: was his name? Jesse Sokel. He has been arrested after
Speaker 1: being identified as the individual who walked into a church
Speaker 1: in Pennsylvanian relieved himself in the baptismal font.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll definitely get you a hell chip. You got
Speaker 2: all this stuff going on with the pope and you're
Speaker 2: gonna do that. Just I hate to use the phrase
Speaker 2: devil's advocate here.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, if Jesse is not a spiritual person and
Speaker 3: familiar with the ins and outs and symbolism and whatnot,
Speaker 3: you might find in say a.
Speaker 2: Catholic church, there's no justifying this. Could you confuse the
Speaker 2: what for a big I'm not even gonna say it,
Speaker 2: like a like a stadium trough?
Speaker 1: No, those are the worst.
Speaker 2: When you got to walk up to a trough with
Speaker 2: other men and just kind of hey, look at that one.
Speaker 1: Huh. When's the last time I said, oh, fair grounds,
Speaker 1: fair grounds? When I went to the uh the record
Speaker 1: show in January? Did the trough hop into the bathroom?
Speaker 1: You one of the one of those with the little
Speaker 1: sprinklers the hobby air bathrooms, you know there, some of
Speaker 1: them have the troughs, Yeah, the brick bathrooms. Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is it the troughs though, with the little sprinklers that
Speaker 2: come out like this that somebody who like this gentleman
Speaker 2: who would be dumb enough to do that at a church,
Speaker 2: might use as a as a water fountain.
Speaker 1: I don't know if there is like a steady flow
Speaker 1: of water that was washing away the you.
Speaker 2: Step on the ring the one I'm talking about. Look,
Speaker 2: it's a circle like this, and then in the center
Speaker 2: there's this and it as is you see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: This is the above picture.
Speaker 2: It's a circle and then it has this tower in
Speaker 2: the middle. Oh, you step on the ring and the
Speaker 2: water comes out. Hence what I was talking about with
Speaker 2: some dummies could use it as a water fountain.
Speaker 1: No, no, oh no, it wasn't one of those stoles.
Speaker 1: It was the one where it's just the.
Speaker 2: Long box type like back at the edge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sound at the edge and the edge.
Speaker 2: That was my first experience with the trough, having a
Speaker 2: walk up there and he has this little kid, how's
Speaker 2: this work? And all of a sudden I'd pull it out. Hey,
Speaker 2: you know there's always that one gawker.
Speaker 1: Here you go.
Speaker 2: Oh that's an odd sight, little boy, Big we wi big.
Speaker 1: Dude, could you quit looking at a don all right?
Speaker 1: Your takeaway to get us back to the story here,
Speaker 1: don't pee in the holy water. That's that's not cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not cool.
Speaker 2: Hell Chip, without a doubt, I think anybody would tell
Speaker 2: you not cool.
Speaker 1: All right. Uh, We've got a Florida man who is
Speaker 1: facing charges for marrying three different Florida women in three
Speaker 1: different counties at the same time.
Speaker 2: He's got three zips going hut, three zip cuts. This
Speaker 2: guy's an idiot. It's what we have here. Who needs
Speaker 2: to bring that chaos into your life?
Speaker 1: Not? I mean you've heard, we've heard that you live
Speaker 1: in the double life, you know, where you might be
Speaker 1: carrying on with two at once, but like a side.
Speaker 2: But three wives, happy wives, happy lives, no things.
Speaker 1: No no, three times the misery.
Speaker 2: And no offense. Ladies, it goes the other way to
Speaker 2: three husbands. Think of that mess? How mean to deal
Speaker 2: with three of us? Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: You wonder how this could happen? Apparently, I guess the
Speaker 1: counties don't communicate with each other on marriage licenses. I
Speaker 1: mean they were all legit marriage licenses. Granted we had Hernando, Manatee,
Speaker 1: and Gachten counties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's the big deal for a lot of
Speaker 2: the ladies. You gotta have, you know, the ceremony, whether
Speaker 2: it's in a courthouse or wherever they want to be. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's official. You can't just be together, gotta yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's official.
Speaker 1: He's good.
Speaker 2: That's like one of those ones, you know, and you're
Speaker 2: growing up in the in the chick who's or guy.
Speaker 2: It's usually the chick who's kind of, you know, a
Speaker 2: little loose, and it's like, yep, you lick three zip
Speaker 2: codes there? How did it feel kissing the phone book?
Speaker 2: That was another phrase, because back then there were phone books.
Speaker 1: This guy bought three rings.
Speaker 2: Now they were trust me, these were you know, the
Speaker 2: really really cheap ones or maybe the IOU rings.
Speaker 1: Oh right, yes, we'll upgrade this somewhere down the road.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, one of those deals.
Speaker 2: I have twenty fifth anniversary coming in you know a
Speaker 2: few months. Yeah, she's not expected upgrade ring. I'm just
Speaker 2: trying to make the car insurance payments, you know, for
Speaker 2: two daughters driving right that in the card?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got you this card. Be glad the insurance
Speaker 1: is paid this month.
Speaker 2: He's gun had everything planned out to upgrade your ring
Speaker 2: except the money.
Speaker 1: It proved to be a pretty significant barrier.
Speaker 2: If you'd like to go over this bill sheet on
Speaker 2: our anniversary night, Excel spreadsheet breaking down the financial here,
Speaker 2: this ain't in it. I can definitely show you the
Speaker 2: rundown of why.
Speaker 1: All right, finally we go to I ended up. I
Speaker 1: noticed across the various idiotologies this one of those is
Speaker 1: getting things together.
Speaker 2: Somebody said, Taka, that trough you're talking about is a
Speaker 2: hand washing station. They have a yurna like that too.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I think they might be right, Taco. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: you've you peed in the hand washing station then allegedly, Wow,
Speaker 1: thank you for catching that. Yeah, wow, that's a that's
Speaker 1: a little bit of an oversight.
Speaker 2: Somebody else said, I'm surprised the guy didn't lie on
Speaker 2: fire right when he's peeing in the baptism Yeah, come on, man.
Speaker 2: A lot of people in the text line good morning.
Speaker 1: I noticed several different wildlife related stories this morning. As
Speaker 1: we go through the show, We'll begin in the Philippines
Speaker 1: with this twenty nine year old dummy who went to
Speaker 1: a zoo there and was convinced that the crocodile they
Speaker 1: had in the enclosure, and the crocodile enclosure was just plastic, plastic, fake.
Speaker 1: So he climbed over the fence to get a selfie,
Speaker 1: and that's when the crocodile latched onto his arm and
Speaker 1: would not let go, and then I started the death roll,
Speaker 1: dragging him into the water. There By the way, there
Speaker 1: is video this. I didn't share it. I'm just it's
Speaker 1: on one of those sites where they'll sue us for
Speaker 1: copyright infringement. Oh yeah, it's on the new fly Zone here.
Speaker 2: And I don't blame you a bit, you guys little
Speaker 2: beyond the scenes. If we if we copy and post
Speaker 2: somebody's somebody. Yeah, they just they look to sue people.
Speaker 1: There's these certain sights that go and buy this stuff
Speaker 1: with the intention of just suing other people who talk
Speaker 1: about it and use it. I'll point you to it.
Speaker 1: You can fight it. You're not getting get any trouble
Speaker 1: for looking at it. But if I did it rip
Speaker 1: the arm off? No, No, the one of the handlers
Speaker 1: there at the zoo got in and hit the crocodile
Speaker 1: over the head with a couple pieces of concrete, and
Speaker 1: the animal released its grip on his arm enough to
Speaker 1: get the idiot out of there.
Speaker 2: Seems like the crocodile should look up with those croc
Speaker 2: eyes and say, he's the dumb ass who came in
Speaker 2: my tank.
Speaker 1: That's exactly it, and you're throwing c blocks in my head.
Speaker 1: Not only should he, I think the crocodile could really
Speaker 1: just send a strong message here by cleanly biting off
Speaker 1: the arm and then bludgeting the guy over the head
Speaker 1: with it in its mouth. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: hanging out of his mouth, just hitting him over the
Speaker 1: head with it, saying, look, you want to call me
Speaker 1: a cheap, fake plastic replica. This is this, This is
Speaker 1: this real enough for you.
Speaker 2: I'm not like your your you know, Walmart crocs. Come on,
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