Speaker 1: We like egg Man excellent cook deep.
Speaker 2: Let me guess this is a lame segue into an
Speaker 2: egg story.
Speaker 1: No, it's not kisses out on tour. Uh, not so
Speaker 1: much tour, last tour. That last kiss is not on
Speaker 1: story date. I'm doing it, Dwight. I'm doing the story
Speaker 1: right now, Miss spoke kiss. They're not on tour, but
Speaker 1: they're gonna be doing a Uh.
Speaker 2: No one cares about kissing three days in Vegas. Move
Speaker 2: on from the kiss, stupid army story.
Speaker 1: And a total unrelated story. Uh. Egg prices had nothing
Speaker 1: to do with that song, did you? I asked, jeez,
Speaker 1: he did it? He did it.
Speaker 2: It was like, okay, I'll do it. That's a service.
Speaker 1: Hey, can you fast forward to we hes talk about
Speaker 1: the egg Man? Hey, egg prices have been a real
Speaker 1: pain in the ass for the past five years.
Speaker 2: That's the chicken. Did I get a hold?
Speaker 1: That is five dollars out right there?
Speaker 2: Do I get a dollar out? That's fine, that's five
Speaker 2: dollars out?
Speaker 1: Get it? Who re paint in the ass.
Speaker 2: Let's go out.
Speaker 1: Hey, you know what that joke was? What that joke was? Excellent?
Speaker 2: Thank you? No, you get nothing?
Speaker 1: Damn uh well, egg prices are coming down a little bit,
Speaker 1: but the entrepreneurs are out there, baby, because I've been
Speaker 1: the whole time, all through this. I'm like, how long
Speaker 1: does it take to grow a damn chicken? Just grow
Speaker 1: a mama chicken and a daddy chicken and give me
Speaker 1: some eggs. A new Hampshire company has made his presence
Speaker 1: known is called Rent the Chicken for five hundred and
Speaker 1: ninety five dollars.
Speaker 2: Stop rented. Did you buy a chicken for like eight dollars?
Speaker 1: Not these chickens? Baby?
Speaker 2: What are these chickens? Are these bionic know.
Speaker 1: You're getting them for You're getting them for a while.
Speaker 2: Well, surely sounds like a bionic chicken.
Speaker 1: Surely you're yoking.
Speaker 2: Oh, hold one, take fifty cents out.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, take fifty nothing on eggxcellent. No, you're being
Speaker 1: shellfish stop egg shell stop? Uh. For five hundred and
Speaker 1: ninety five dollars, Rented Chicken is going to provide customers
Speaker 1: with a deluxe chicken coop, only two chickens, one hundred
Speaker 1: pounds of organic chicken feed, and a quick guide of
Speaker 1: how to care for the chickens. Those chickens provide customers
Speaker 1: with eight to fourteen eggs each week. Rentals last six
Speaker 1: months for the five hundred and ninety five dollars.
Speaker 2: My sister's got about fifteen chickens. So out in off
Speaker 2: Old Henry. It's good neighborhood. And let me tell you
Speaker 2: the eggs they're not even closed.
Speaker 1: Oh, somebody gave me.
Speaker 2: They tastes so good.
Speaker 1: Somebody gave me the real deal. These are from, Yes,
Speaker 1: my chicken's butt. Try these, that's where eggs come from. Yeah,
Speaker 1: chickens butts.
Speaker 2: You don't have to refrigerate them, No, you just to
Speaker 2: leave them out. Yeah, because they have that film over
Speaker 2: the egg So.
Speaker 1: In Mexico when you go to Walmart or whatever, yes,
Speaker 1: just stacks of eggs right in the middle of the aisle. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But man, so delicious because the oak is so bright.
Speaker 2: Because here's the thing. Of course, the prices in the
Speaker 2: grocery store haven't come down yet, because of course the
Speaker 2: Feds ask some of these, uh these eggs wholesalers, going mmm,
Speaker 2: is there a possibility your price gouchy?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Oh no, and they all went what So those those
Speaker 2: wholesale prices come down about a half, But the eggs
Speaker 2: in the grocery store, here's the deal. They're thirty days old,
Speaker 2: a lot of times long. That like right, yeah, it's like,
Speaker 2: what do you mean they've been there for a month.
Speaker 1: Well, they sprayed some kind of coating on that.
Speaker 2: And I love eggs. Are your nake guy? I love
Speaker 2: eggs eight ten.
Speaker 1: In the morning, you know, ten egg white in the
Speaker 1: morning and ten at night.
Speaker 2: See Gus, I said, Dwight are you When he was fat,
Speaker 2: I said, Dwight, are you crazy?
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't you use your crazy to get in
Speaker 2: shape and lose weight? And I did, baby, and then
Speaker 2: it was like hit your dingy so and then that's
Speaker 2: what happened.
Speaker 1: I wonder if this company, the egg company, the Chicken company.
Speaker 1: I wonder if they saw the price of eggs go
Speaker 1: up and stay there and they say, you know what,
Speaker 1: we need to hatch a planned hatcha hat.
Speaker 2: You didn't even finish it.
Speaker 1: You're so shouldn't have stupid. I'm so sorry. A woman
Speaker 1: sells a two dollars and ninety nine cent thrift shop
Speaker 1: painting for twenty three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 1: Oh, here's what happened.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: The woman was shopping in the Dayton, Ohio area. She
Speaker 1: came across a painting that she says was an awful
Speaker 1: painting in her frame, horrible painting for two dollars in
Speaker 1: nine nine cents. Despite not liking it well, she bought
Speaker 1: the damn painting. Who does this? It's two dollars three dollars.
Speaker 1: After getting home, she knows a little plaque at the
Speaker 1: bottom of the painting. It had the name Joanne Berthelson
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 2: Is that a birth does not say it again?
Speaker 1: Joe Anne Berthelson b E R t h E l
Speaker 1: E s.
Speaker 2: N Berthulson lives in Vermont. Hey is that she has
Speaker 2: a syrup company?
Speaker 1: Is that a Birthleson? You have there? Wow?
Speaker 2: How sort of biscuits are amazing?
Speaker 1: So here anyway, here's my money, here's my here's my ango,
Speaker 1: And that, of course is a Birthleson.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Anyway, It turns out that she googled the name and
Speaker 1: a Birthleson was an American in press essure that worked hard,
Speaker 1: and so her penny sow between one thousand and thirty
Speaker 1: five thousand all of the country. That's where she went
Speaker 1: to a free online appraisal or appraisal side. The bids
Speaker 1: came in and within thirty seconds she set it on
Speaker 1: the price of twenty three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Nice, take it run.
Speaker 1: My wife didn't go. See we need to go Moore
Speaker 1: yard shows. We used to do that.
Speaker 2: When we date yard sales on.
Speaker 1: The only good thing I gotta have a was trying
Speaker 1: to get rid of my stuff.
Speaker 2: Now, why would I buy your store too?
Speaker 1: But I did get one cool thing when when my
Speaker 1: wife and I started redating that led does getting married.
Speaker 2: See it's a bulldog, but it's a cookie jar. See
Speaker 2: the head comes off and you put cookies in the
Speaker 2: cookie jar.
Speaker 1: Get it. We would go Saturday mornings we go yard selling.
Speaker 1: Who would me and my wife when we first started dating.
Speaker 2: Out you were self medicating yourself.
Speaker 1: Listen, I wanted my wife. I wanted her back. Yes,
Speaker 1: there was no shot of it right, I was going
Speaker 1: to stupid.
Speaker 2: Stof did you go an extra mile?
Speaker 1: God? I was going to like a, hey, we'll go
Speaker 1: to the yard show. Say yes to everything. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: used to go to brunches. Who does just give me
Speaker 1: a breakfast or a lunch of a stupid But anyway,
Speaker 1: the only thing I got good from a yard cell
Speaker 1: is there was a wig, like a curly headed wig,
Speaker 1: you know, for a guy that a guy would wear,
Speaker 1: you know, And I bought that for seventy five cents.
Speaker 1: I took it to work. I started doing undercover bass.
Speaker 1: Remember I started doing undercover balls. So I put the
Speaker 1: wig on, and nobody knew that was me because I
Speaker 1: had a wig.
Speaker 2: But I don't like yard sails are great, But anybody
Speaker 2: that haggles over the seventy five cents, it's a seventy
Speaker 2: five cent desk, right, give you fifty cents for it.
Speaker 1: Got petsil mark right here, dude, seventy.
Speaker 2: Five what's the sticker? Say seventy five cents? It's seventy
Speaker 2: five cents?
Speaker 1: Sir? Don't you want to say, get off my property
Speaker 1: before I shoot you? Off my property? Hey, you got
Speaker 1: fifteen seconds. Get off property.
Speaker 2: I don't want your stuff. I'm trying to get rid
Speaker 2: of my stuff. Drive around town? What is? What is?
Speaker 2: What's the facilities that we're building the most of storage
Speaker 2: units because Americans can't stop buying stuff.
Speaker 1: I wish we could. I wish we could trust George Carlin,
Speaker 1: and we can't. To play George Carlin's a bit about stuff.
Speaker 1: I we can't do it.
Speaker 2: Though I have a relative that doesn't know how many
Speaker 2: storage units they have because they have they've bought so
Speaker 2: much stuff. They're like, we're not sure how many we
Speaker 2: have around town. Hey, what's the difference, But now they're
Speaker 2: like climate controlled?
Speaker 1: What's my different what's the difference between my wife Susan
Speaker 1: Tyler Whitten and Noah?
Speaker 2: I don't know what's the difference.
Speaker 1: Noah only had two of everything. Mm hmmm, Hey with
Speaker 1: a throw out this half of the vacuum. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we might need a half of the vacuum sometime. What
Speaker 1: are you ignorant?
Speaker 2: I have a feeling that all three of us are
Speaker 2: gonna miss this next thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, you're certain.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm pretty sure. The next transfer of wealth is
Speaker 2: supposed to come from the baby boomers to Gen X
Speaker 2: and that windfall you're laughing, that fault is going to happen.
Speaker 2: And we're talking trillions and trillions of dollars. That is,
Speaker 2: the boomers are aging out and they are dying, and
Speaker 2: Gen X that's us we're getting. We're gonna be inheriting.
Speaker 1: And I said, I.
Speaker 2: Started looking around the show. I went, yeah, no, no,
Speaker 2: I don't think any three of us, none of us
Speaker 2: are getting a wind fall.
Speaker 1: From not getting that yacht A why am I?
Speaker 2: I guess we'll go around the horn. Gus's gonna get
Speaker 2: a windfall. I'm thinking probably not. No, no, no, my
Speaker 2: dad died and I got nothing.
Speaker 1: Are you? I think I'm go go to a Chrysis
Speaker 1: the Quardo. Good deal, there's more. Okay, it has actual
Speaker 1: Corinthian vinyl in it.
Speaker 2: So they're saying by twenty forty five, everyone is like, oh,
Speaker 2: the poor gen Z. They don't have any money and
Speaker 2: they can't figure out how to buy a half. But
Speaker 2: they're saying gen Z will end up being the most
Speaker 2: the wealthiest generation by twenty thirty five. I know you're
Speaker 2: doing that door dash interest. They're gonna be able to
Speaker 2: pay that all. A new report for the Back of
Speaker 2: America predicts that gen Z will be the wealthiest generation
Speaker 2: in history in the next decade, with six trillion in cash.
Speaker 2: The two large six trillion the two largest drivers in
Speaker 2: gen Z's economic rise our wage growth and the great
Speaker 2: wealth transfer. It's estimated by twenty forty five, around eighty
Speaker 2: four million will be passed out from seniors and baby
Speaker 2: boomers to jen X, millennials and gen Z gen Z.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing, the last time the boomers can screw
Speaker 2: us over is just not give it to us and
Speaker 2: give it to our kids. And we're like, what wait
Speaker 2: what whoa whoa whoa whoa woo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it skips a generation.
Speaker 2: Guys, gen X, you're fine, gen X, you're fine. You're fine,
Speaker 2: You've done really well, you've worked hard. They need help.
Speaker 1: No, it skips a generation. Hey, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: Frank tavers he Frank, thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: No, he doesn't listen. Is he dead? He's in the
Speaker 1: Dominican Republic.
Speaker 2: But for twenty you know, you could listen on the
Speaker 2: iHeart app. Just downloaded Tony and Dwight show.
Speaker 1: Well, one of the listeners that lives here now used
Speaker 1: to listen to us in Germany every day.
Speaker 2: Where is this supposed to take place?
Speaker 1: This Dominican pub can please say it right?
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna Dominican ro polo.
Speaker 1: Say it Dominican Republic.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, Lan's McGarvey, all right, Dominican.
Speaker 1: Republic, alright, move on, all right, there's no no no
Speaker 1: South Let me do it to my Irish accuth.
Speaker 2: South end is not gonna get it done.
Speaker 1: Dominican Republic. That's my uh, sound like an irishman, don't it? Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: for twelve years in the Dominican Republic.
Speaker 2: Hurry up, we got forty seconds.
Speaker 1: Here we go this push it. Then it's the tea.
Speaker 1: You'll never believe what this guy did for twenty two
Speaker 1: years in the Dominican Republic.
Speaker 2: The Dominican ro Polo Dominica Polo gus. Can you give
Speaker 2: me with the accident Dominica republicic on the Republic. Oh
Speaker 2: but that she supposed to guess? How about Ricky Ricardo
Speaker 2: the Dominican public.
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Speaker 1: wild news Ready wait forty w h s. That's the night.
Speaker 2: Dovnicon roll all Yes, uh, I like it. I think
Speaker 2: when you do the news story, you gave it a
Speaker 2: little bit of a boo little twist to it. Dominic
Speaker 2: roll Polo, you did a good job of the story.
Speaker 2: You just didn't get the Dominican rollo correct, dominic no
Speaker 2: Dominican roolo swallow the end of republic ready, Dominican.
Speaker 1: All right is improven at least right?
Speaker 2: So what did this dude? Twenty years Oh, by the way,
Speaker 2: Elan and Eedland call them five nine nine twenty eight hundred.
Speaker 2: Sell your own for one percent commission dude, Look, one
Speaker 2: percent commission rate means you keep the equity in your home.
Speaker 2: Don't be silly. Don't go with someone else. These guys
Speaker 2: sold one half of all one percent deals last year.
Speaker 2: They're a juggernaut. They're awesome. They're Eatlin and Edlin five
Speaker 2: nine nine hundred.
Speaker 1: I told you I would tell you after the news.
Speaker 1: That's a tease.
Speaker 2: I thought, well, we're not doing gus, did we not
Speaker 2: calling audible? He was going to do it now.
Speaker 1: He was going to do it now. Now we're going
Speaker 1: to do it now. If you know neither of you guys,
Speaker 1: listen to me, I said, after the news, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you out. I did the old television news find out
Speaker 1: at eleven.
Speaker 2: I thought about you on this story. Okay, it's a
Speaker 2: filter to me make people appear overweight.
Speaker 1: Boy, I gotta post my uncle bud picture.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a viral filter which made people appear overweight has
Speaker 2: been removed from TikTok. This thing is made. It's been
Speaker 2: amazing by the way it is. It so it takes
Speaker 2: a skinny person and it says, this is what you
Speaker 2: look like at two hundred and forty pounds, right, and
Speaker 2: it's real. It looks real. I think it's fun Like
Speaker 2: I want to know what I look like. People, you
Speaker 2: know what you look like because you're there.
Speaker 1: I look at my wedding picture. Every time I look
Speaker 1: at my wedding picture, I look over my wife and
Speaker 1: what the hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 2: Have you ever been fat?
Speaker 1: Gus? I know I'm working on that now. Okay, good,
Speaker 1: that's cute.
Speaker 2: I I put some couple of puns on everyone. There
Speaker 2: was a time that both the Tony and d White
Speaker 2: show in the mornings were we're a little heavy.
Speaker 1: No, we were fat.
Speaker 2: We were fat. Do you see that picture from you
Speaker 2: from two thousand and six?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 2: That's not even funny? And I will I needs to stop.
Speaker 2: Ian needs to stop.
Speaker 1: No, I love it. Here's my annual.
Speaker 2: Okay, so they TikTok took it down. I don't know why.
Speaker 2: It's so stupid. It's called a chubby filter.
Speaker 1: So I uh, I follow this guy who like adopted
Speaker 1: a coyote. He's always posted like a dog.
Speaker 2: Du Covidy Calhoun.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, a roal coyote. A roal coyote.
Speaker 2: There's already lots of questions.
Speaker 1: Coyote comes into his house, hangs out with his dogs.
Speaker 1: The videos are great, but this morning he was posting
Speaker 1: one saying he had to get off TikTok because there's
Speaker 1: too many complaints just because he kept his rifle right
Speaker 1: next to the door. The guy's out in the country
Speaker 1: and TikTok ran him off because he had a gun
Speaker 1: next to the door.
Speaker 2: Uh so the artificial intelligence photo of technology was removed
Speaker 2: from TikTok. It was a fun thing. They can't have
Speaker 2: anything fun because one person goes. It's like body shaming
Speaker 2: and showing that people are avent and it is not fun.
Speaker 1: Help got me in shame?
Speaker 2: Yes, body shaming is good.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 2: H It makes people better. Before and after images are
Speaker 2: pretty cool. See if you can still find it on TikTok.
Speaker 2: It is the chubby filter coming.
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Speaker 1: then find out what this man did for twenty two years.
Speaker 1: It's on the way. Who's ready to waight forty w
Speaker 1: h A s ready for this one? This is the
Speaker 1: story I teased.
Speaker 2: Can you play this song still?
Speaker 1: That boy? I gotta play.
Speaker 2: This might be on the edge there, gus. No, it's dude,
Speaker 2: looks like a lady. Who the hell you called a lady?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're supposed to call him lady. No, No, my
Speaker 1: name is Barbara. No, it's not I. I grew up
Speaker 1: with you. Shut up, manags Barbara woman. Well, for twenty
Speaker 1: two years, the guys that want you to meet Frank Tavers, Hey, Frank, Hey, Frank.
Speaker 2: He's in the Dominican Dominico. There you go.
Speaker 1: For twenty two years, Frank Tavers was successfully able to
Speaker 1: live as a nun in the Dominican Republic. Here's what happened, Frank,
Speaker 1: Hey Frank, what have you been doing since school? At
Speaker 1: the reunion, You're never gonna guess. My name is not Frank,
Speaker 1: it's sister Teresa's gonna guess. I'm gonna be none for
Speaker 1: the day of my named Sister Teresa. Well, we got
Speaker 1: any sins? You want me to sprinkle the spot on a.
Speaker 2: Sto what with the with the outfit and the habit
Speaker 2: and all that, you.
Speaker 1: Can get away with it? Yeah, shave a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Sister Teresa here to stop them.
Speaker 2: Please stop. That's an annoying voice.
Speaker 1: Listen, I want all you here at Saint Tony's to
Speaker 1: get ready for the potato sack race. I'm sister Teresa.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: He's known as the nun Man. Taverns was placed in
Speaker 1: care of nuns when he was just four years old
Speaker 1: when they passed away in a car.
Speaker 2: Accident as the nun Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah as yeah, because when they took him in as
Speaker 1: a young boy just four years old, his genitals were
Speaker 1: so small that even he had trouble finding them, so
Speaker 1: they labeled him as a girl, raised him as a
Speaker 1: girl in the Covenant. It wasn't until about age seven
Speaker 1: when the generals finally got a grosspurt poor Tavers. He realized,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, I'm a boy. It's not his parents died.
Speaker 1: He got a little weier. Poor guy, hey, lady said,
Speaker 1: every time I take a shower at the gym, I
Speaker 1: hear that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this poor guy.
Speaker 1: Whenever I showered the gym, iways here, Hey lady, you
Speaker 1: can't be in here.
Speaker 2: My parents died and I have a tiny thing.
Speaker 1: Well as Grossberg started when he was seven years old,
Speaker 1: and uh, then he realized, wait a minute, I'm a boy,
Speaker 1: but continued to live as a girl. He wanted to
Speaker 1: avoid being outcast from the nuns or cast out I
Speaker 1: guess I said, just cast out by the nuns. He
Speaker 1: did everything in his power to conceal his true gender identity.
Speaker 1: He was known as Oh, I'm sorry, it wasn't Sisteresa's
Speaker 1: I'm sister Margherita. I'm sister Margarita, Marguerite. No, it's got
Speaker 1: at the end because I'm spicy.
Speaker 2: Please stop. How does it end?
Speaker 1: You stop?
Speaker 2: How's the story end it is?
Speaker 1: Uh? He never would even bathe in front of the
Speaker 1: other nuns and even wore oversized boxers as panties. He
Speaker 1: would fake his periods and wore oversize dresses. Over two decades,
Speaker 1: he pulled it off. His cover was blown. Poor guy,
Speaker 1: cover is blown. Uh. He was forced to leave the
Speaker 1: cup It was a convent, convent. They had to start
Speaker 1: living like a man.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Tavers works as a tailor, using the seamstress skills he
Speaker 1: learned as a nun. Uh.
Speaker 2: Poor dude. What a terrible I mean, I know, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: buzz terrible life. None, I'm sure he's had a great
Speaker 2: fulfilling life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a valve poverty. That sounds fun, along with a
Speaker 1: small wiener. Hey, sign me up, let me see valve poverty,
Speaker 1: no a a tiny winner. Yeah, Frank City, Why is
Speaker 1: there no line here? Frank sitting in a room somewhere
Speaker 1: going what does that have to be part of the story?
Speaker 1: Because could you have left that out? Yeah? Because now
Speaker 1: like now he's a man, he could be at a bar,
Speaker 1: you know, and.
Speaker 2: Because everybody's going on with the story, reading it, but
Speaker 2: all they're thinking about is my small junk.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine you tell this story to bar try
Speaker 1: to pick up a chick and she goes, well, how'd
Speaker 1: you pull that off? Funny story?
Speaker 2: Did you used to raw dining and dash?
Speaker 1: Yes, we did that, but bye bye, let me, let me,
Speaker 1: let me let me Okay we did allegedly, but we
Speaker 1: always leave a healthy tip.
Speaker 2: Where would you do this?
Speaker 1: Danners on Dixie Highway.
Speaker 2: Danners on Dixie Hi. Mostly never at Jerry's restaurant.
Speaker 1: I think we did a couple of Jerry's on Dixie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if they got used to that, yeah, you gotta think so,
Speaker 1: you know, if you you had a bar crowd and
Speaker 1: if you're having a breakfast buffet at two o'clock in
Speaker 1: the morning.
Speaker 2: I had a couple of girls that I knew that
Speaker 2: did that.
Speaker 1: Used to do that.
Speaker 2: They get what one would get up and go and
Speaker 2: then the other one wait a second and go. And
Speaker 2: they were very pretty, so they got away with that stuff.
Speaker 2: Gus ever Dining and Dash never done that. I didn't either.
Speaker 2: I never once did that. I was too I just
Speaker 2: didn't have the guts or I was just like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, I never did it.
Speaker 1: It wasn't that bad unless you're the last one out,
Speaker 1: because you could always say, well, I thought Mike was
Speaker 1: gonna get her whoever. You know, well if your last
Speaker 1: one out.
Speaker 2: Apparently there's a rash of ride in Dash where people
Speaker 2: are getting their uber drivers and they're whatever drivers and
Speaker 2: they're they're jumping out when they get to wherever they're
Speaker 2: they're going, and they don't pay. But to me, I'm like,
Speaker 2: is even on the app?
Speaker 1: Right? You got you sign up for it a credit card? Yes? Okay,
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Speaker 2: Let's go to Dublin. Yeah, this guy is a carriage driver.
Speaker 1: I saw this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good for him, just because the person drives a
Speaker 2: horse carriage doesn't mean they won't beat your ass when
Speaker 2: the time comes. It's in the story in Dublin, a
Speaker 2: couple of American tourists in town to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day.
Speaker 2: He thought they'd get away with doing that old ride
Speaker 2: and dash and stiff the driver. The driver said not
Speaker 2: so fast, and was able to corner the punks and
Speaker 2: then proceeded to give them a horse whipping punks wack wippen.
Speaker 1: Hello, sounds horrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very violent. The boys finally pooning up one
Speaker 2: hundred euros.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot of euros, and the.
Speaker 2: Driver proceeded to whip them some more. I love it
Speaker 2: so even fading up, he goes, yeah, here's one for
Speaker 2: good measure.
Speaker 1: Knock you on your head Sunday.
Speaker 2: Jim can't really blame the guy, can you? Of course,
Speaker 2: and got his money, and one of the guys apologized, saying,
Speaker 2: we have learned our lesson. I bet you have those
Speaker 2: damn writing whips.
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Speaker 2: nine AM. Tune in at nine to find out what
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Speaker 2: And then of course I know people, we're gonna start
Speaker 2: to helping you plan your trips up to Indianapolis, Purdue Kentucky.
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Speaker 2: We've I don't know how many times I've been there
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