Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
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Speaker 1: let's go to Britain for this story. The first story
Speaker 1: one of the most notorious fair dodgers. Guy who would
Speaker 1: you know, hop Turnstiles turnstyle hopper, Oh, basically what we
Speaker 1: would call here. You know, I got you.
Speaker 3: This guy was riding all of the rail service and
Speaker 3: avoiding buying tickets and he racked up quite a quite
Speaker 3: an impressive number between the amount of tickets that he
Speaker 3: essentially stall and rode for free.
Speaker 2: Okay, So he's not doing this at the fair.
Speaker 3: He's doing it fair as in your cost of your tickets,
Speaker 3: okay for a public transportation.
Speaker 1: Okay, for public transportation. I thought you were talking about
Speaker 1: the actual fair. Pat like running up and jumping turnstiles
Speaker 1: to get on the t cops ors, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm getting it.
Speaker 3: I'm dead serious. I'm not making that up. Okay to
Speaker 3: be we call him turnstile hoppers here, fair dodger. So
Speaker 3: that's what he's up to. He's been doing this for
Speaker 3: years and years and years. He constantly is in trouble
Speaker 3: for this, and they finally put their their fists down,
Speaker 3: said you know, we're gonna our foot down and said
Speaker 3: we're gonna, you know, do some put him in court.
Speaker 3: He owes upwards. Now, of between court costs and unpaid
Speaker 3: fares for train tickets, thirty thousand dollars, you know what,
Speaker 3: you're never allowed to ride it again. How's that? How's that?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: On the way to court that morning, he jumped our turns,
Speaker 3: touched the fair for the train and was busted once again.
Speaker 1: Again, Judge should do BWO rules with this guy and
Speaker 1: just say, you know what you've been You've been skipping
Speaker 1: these to that amount of thirty thousand dollars. You're gonna
Speaker 1: do a great amount of community service and you are
Speaker 1: never to ride public transit again.
Speaker 3: You're gonna uber and if you're gonna be your friend.
Speaker 3: I told you when I briefly lived in New York
Speaker 3: City and on the days I would take the the
Speaker 3: subway to work, my roommate you also worked where I
Speaker 3: did jump to turnstile every day. You did or he did.
Speaker 3: He did. Yeah, come on, man, just don't pay for that.
Speaker 3: Just I'm sorry, dude, I just it's not I'm with you,
Speaker 3: it's just not in me.
Speaker 1: Uh. I did not exaggerated, because you can't jump over
Speaker 1: the damn thing physically.
Speaker 3: It was thirty years ago. Pop. Yeah, I was physically
Speaker 3: able to.
Speaker 4: Get because I guess when you do it, you run
Speaker 4: up to it like this past it's one fluid move, yeah,
Speaker 4: and you just go whoa right, yes, you shove off
Speaker 4: of it and just flip yourself over the side of it.
Speaker 3: And he would do that, you know, without like it
Speaker 3: was just part of the.
Speaker 1: Day where other people looking at him like, no, they
Speaker 1: didn't care, man, it's just New York. They're just trying
Speaker 1: to get by without being shoved in front of the
Speaker 1: subway or right.
Speaker 3: I just I did not like living there.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: It's no, I wouldn't either. It's neither. It's it's not
Speaker 3: our pace or our style. I just it's just every
Speaker 3: I was like exact opposite of what people rave about
Speaker 3: for New York City. They're like anything you could want
Speaker 3: under gode Green or did I go. Yeah, But it's
Speaker 3: all a pain in the ass for somebody who's used
Speaker 3: to and growing up in a place like here in Florida.
Speaker 3: You just get in your car and you go do
Speaker 3: what you want and go where you want there. It's like,
Speaker 3: you know, it's a hassle. Oh I'm out of tuna fish.
Speaker 3: Oh let me slug it down six flights of stairs,
Speaker 3: walk up to the corner there and pay three point
Speaker 3: fifty for a can of tuna fish at the bodega.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, screw that. Well, that's also because you
Speaker 1: live right in the city. But if if I think, okay,
Speaker 1: it was bad enough having to deal with all the
Speaker 1: things that you hated there right. Then, think if you
Speaker 1: were trying to date, because then you have to go
Speaker 1: out to these places that the drinks are like to
Speaker 1: buy a female or a drink, it's gonna be twenty
Speaker 1: plus bucks at the least twenty plus plus bucks for
Speaker 1: a drink.
Speaker 3: Well, if you're going to a nice place, yeah, now
Speaker 3: a cornered bar. Yeah, but what are you getting there? Well,
Speaker 3: exactly the five dollars draft coal, uh huh, which is
Speaker 3: nothing wrong with that? And like our eyes because we're
Speaker 3: you know, beer guys. But you want you.
Speaker 1: Know, some semi stealth just attractive, right pat just pretty
Speaker 1: in general? Oh, you're thirty plus dollars a drink and
Speaker 1: that's just for one.
Speaker 3: Then all of a.
Speaker 1: Sudden she has a few or she the friend that's
Speaker 1: with us says, what about me?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not trying to bang you. Oh you're not bad.
Speaker 3: Two for one to come back to her an happy hour.
Speaker 1: Come on, my friend over at my table, just jump
Speaker 1: the turnstile to get down here.
Speaker 3: Finally or not finally. But on a note, we were
Speaker 3: talking about the guy evading train ticket fair let's bring
Speaker 3: it back here to the United States. We had a
Speaker 3: guy who was a former cow train executive. That's the
Speaker 3: train service in California. Okay. He pleaded guilty of embezzling
Speaker 3: public funds and building a secret apartment in the train
Speaker 3: station where he was his office was. He was living
Speaker 3: rent free. He just took an area that wasn't being
Speaker 3: utilized at the train station and slowly but surely charged
Speaker 3: the upgrades to have it converted into more or less
Speaker 3: an apartment with a fully functional kitchen, bedroom, bathroom. All
Speaker 3: this he would just he'd submit expenses for under three
Speaker 3: thousand dollars, which he didn't have to get signed off on.
Speaker 3: Uh huh. And this is the second place he's been
Speaker 3: caught doing this. Do you have pictures of this just
Speaker 3: outside of the train station.
Speaker 1: Hey, now, that's that's way worse then a train or
Speaker 1: turnstyle jumper. Somebody said, bwo, the turnstile jumper won't be
Speaker 1: able to jump in a wheelchair.
Speaker 3: That's right, it could duck. No, you still have to
Speaker 3: spin it too.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: When somebody said traffic sucks, prices are high, people are crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just up there not too long ago
Speaker 3: in New York City. Uh huh oh.
Speaker 1: Hey, just getting an eighteen pack delivered to my room
Speaker 1: it was expensive. You know what I'm getting that because
Speaker 1: I didn't have a car there. Oh okay, s I
Speaker 1: uber up there and then come back. No, just just
Speaker 1: throw it on uber eats. You.
Speaker 3: Uh, you keep talking about your dorm room at home.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, it's not about it. All the unused space
Speaker 3: here in this suite. Okay.
Speaker 1: I think my wife she's she's a little iffy on
Speaker 1: the dorm room in general. You think she's gonna you
Speaker 1: think she's gonna let me move into an office.
Speaker 3: Ear if we just put up some partitions back in
Speaker 3: that vast wasteland that you know what I'm talking about. Yeah,
Speaker 3: can make a nice little fune.
Speaker 1: And they're kind of over near a near Johnny's houses.
Speaker 1: I can see, I can back in a corner I
Speaker 1: could see or I'm in there sleeping and I get
Speaker 1: to hear Johnny Yellen. Hey, Pat, what do you doing?
Speaker 1: Just bob sleepin?
Speaker 3: All right? Our first our first headline of the week contender.
Speaker 3: Are you ready? We gotta get to this. I gotta
Speaker 3: get the I gotta get the recorder out. Go. Tampa
Speaker 3: Bay area realtors say Man is targeting women to touch
Speaker 3: their feet during showings.
Speaker 5: He pointed down at my feet and was like, oh,
Speaker 5: you have an ant on your shoe. And I was
Speaker 5: like where, you know, And I'm frantic trying to get
Speaker 5: the ant off my shoe and he's and I'm like where,
Speaker 5: and He's like right there, right there, and he bends
Speaker 5: down and he starts unbuckling my shoe and caressing my foot,
Speaker 5: and I just thought that was really weird. At the
Speaker 5: same time, he's fidgeting with his phone, petting my foot,
Speaker 5: fidging phone, and I think he's trying to take some
Speaker 5: type of a video up my skirt.
Speaker 2: It's really alarming.
Speaker 3: More than a half dozen female realtors in the Tampa
Speaker 3: Bay area reported this creep is set up home showings
Speaker 3: with them, and he pulls the same little gimma, oh
Speaker 3: you got something on your foot, let me get you.
Speaker 3: And female realtors are hot, you know, guy, he's seen
Speaker 3: one too many porns.
Speaker 1: You gotta buy a fifty dollars drinks for the hot
Speaker 1: realtor chicks.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to show you the property.
Speaker 1: I thought he was the realtor at the beginning, and
Speaker 1: the realtor was doing I'm thinking, you say, you're you're
Speaker 1: telling your customer, you're buying a house with ants in it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, reach just inside of your shoes. Then
Speaker 1: she's taking it off for herself. Go, I don't know,
Speaker 1: let me looking. Before you know it. You got a
Speaker 1: big towel in your mouth. I know how this works.
Speaker 1: Uh huh yeah.
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