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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll let you.

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<v Speaker 2>Tako one on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 3>But you're freaking idiots, all right. We don't mean to

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<v Speaker 3>harp on this, but it would be to your benefits

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<v Speaker 3>to vote for you say we played, even if that's

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<v Speaker 3>not something you normally do each morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because it could when you. Welcome to Rockville Tickets

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<v Speaker 1>for Thursday's bands.

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<v Speaker 3>Jr. Facebook Page Featured artists this morning, Sublime. You have

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<v Speaker 3>three choices there, simply tell us which one you'd prefer

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<v Speaker 3>us to play at nine one with the most votes plays,

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<v Speaker 3>and then randomly one of you who takes two seconds

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<v Speaker 3>to vote will be handed Rockfield tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. It's that simple, jr. Our Facebook page, and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll be doing this every morning this week, so you know, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go to Britain for this story. The first story

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<v Speaker 1>one of the most notorious fair dodgers. Guy who would

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<v Speaker 1>you know, hop Turnstiles turnstyle hopper, Oh, basically what we

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<v Speaker 1>would call here. You know, I got you.

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<v Speaker 3>This guy was riding all of the rail service and

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<v Speaker 3>avoiding buying tickets and he racked up quite a quite

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<v Speaker 3>an impressive number between the amount of tickets that he

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<v Speaker 3>essentially stall and rode for free.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So he's not doing this at the fair.

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<v Speaker 3>He's doing it fair as in your cost of your tickets,

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<v Speaker 3>okay for a public transportation.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, for public transportation. I thought you were talking about

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<v Speaker 1>the actual fair. Pat like running up and jumping turnstiles

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<v Speaker 1>to get on the t cops ors, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm dead serious. I'm not making that up. Okay to

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<v Speaker 3>be we call him turnstile hoppers here, fair dodger. So

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<v Speaker 3>that's what he's up to. He's been doing this for

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<v Speaker 3>years and years and years. He constantly is in trouble

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<v Speaker 3>for this, and they finally put their their fists down,

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<v Speaker 3>said you know, we're gonna our foot down and said

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<v Speaker 3>we're gonna, you know, do some put him in court.

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<v Speaker 3>He owes upwards. Now, of between court costs and unpaid

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<v Speaker 3>fares for train tickets, thirty thousand dollars, you know what,

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<v Speaker 3>you're never allowed to ride it again. How's that? How's that?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

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<v Speaker 3>On the way to court that morning, he jumped our turns,

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<v Speaker 3>touched the fair for the train and was busted once again.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, Judge should do BWO rules with this guy and

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<v Speaker 1>just say, you know what you've been You've been skipping

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<v Speaker 1>these to that amount of thirty thousand dollars. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do a great amount of community service and you are

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<v Speaker 1>never to ride public transit again.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna uber and if you're gonna be your friend.

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<v Speaker 3>I told you when I briefly lived in New York

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<v Speaker 3>City and on the days I would take the the

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<v Speaker 3>subway to work, my roommate you also worked where I

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<v Speaker 3>did jump to turnstile every day. You did or he did.

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<v Speaker 3>He did. Yeah, come on, man, just don't pay for that.

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<v Speaker 3>Just I'm sorry, dude, I just it's not I'm with you,

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<v Speaker 3>it's just not in me.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh. I did not exaggerated, because you can't jump over

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<v Speaker 1>the damn thing physically.

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<v Speaker 3>It was thirty years ago. Pop. Yeah, I was physically

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<v Speaker 3>able to.

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<v Speaker 4>Get because I guess when you do it, you run

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<v Speaker 4>up to it like this past it's one fluid move, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and you just go whoa right, yes, you shove off

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<v Speaker 4>of it and just flip yourself over the side of it.

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<v Speaker 3>And he would do that, you know, without like it

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<v Speaker 3>was just part of the.

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<v Speaker 1>Day where other people looking at him like, no, they

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<v Speaker 1>didn't care, man, it's just New York. They're just trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get by without being shoved in front of the

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<v Speaker 1>subway or right.

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<v Speaker 3>I just I did not like living there.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>It's no, I wouldn't either. It's neither. It's it's not

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<v Speaker 3>our pace or our style. I just it's just every

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<v Speaker 3>I was like exact opposite of what people rave about

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<v Speaker 3>for New York City. They're like anything you could want

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<v Speaker 3>under gode Green or did I go. Yeah, But it's

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<v Speaker 3>all a pain in the ass for somebody who's used

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<v Speaker 3>to and growing up in a place like here in Florida.

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<v Speaker 3>You just get in your car and you go do

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<v Speaker 3>what you want and go where you want there. It's like,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, it's a hassle. Oh I'm out of tuna fish.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh let me slug it down six flights of stairs,

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<v Speaker 3>walk up to the corner there and pay three point

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<v Speaker 3>fifty for a can of tuna fish at the bodega.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, screw that. Well, that's also because you

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<v Speaker 1>live right in the city. But if if I think, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it was bad enough having to deal with all the

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<v Speaker 1>things that you hated there right. Then, think if you

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<v Speaker 1>were trying to date, because then you have to go

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<v Speaker 1>out to these places that the drinks are like to

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<v Speaker 1>buy a female or a drink, it's gonna be twenty

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<v Speaker 1>plus bucks at the least twenty plus plus bucks for

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<v Speaker 1>a drink.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, if you're going to a nice place, yeah, now

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<v Speaker 3>a cornered bar. Yeah, but what are you getting there? Well,

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<v Speaker 3>exactly the five dollars draft coal, uh huh, which is

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<v Speaker 3>nothing wrong with that? And like our eyes because we're

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<v Speaker 3>you know, beer guys. But you want you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, some semi stealth just attractive, right pat just pretty

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<v Speaker 1>in general? Oh, you're thirty plus dollars a drink and

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<v Speaker 1>that's just for one.

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<v Speaker 3>Then all of a.

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<v Speaker 1>Sudden she has a few or she the friend that's

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<v Speaker 1>with us says, what about me?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm not trying to bang you. Oh you're not bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Two for one to come back to her an happy hour.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, my friend over at my table, just jump

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<v Speaker 1>the turnstile to get down here.

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<v Speaker 3>Finally or not finally. But on a note, we were

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<v Speaker 3>talking about the guy evading train ticket fair let's bring

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<v Speaker 3>it back here to the United States. We had a

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<v Speaker 3>guy who was a former cow train executive. That's the

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<v Speaker 3>train service in California. Okay. He pleaded guilty of embezzling

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<v Speaker 3>public funds and building a secret apartment in the train

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<v Speaker 3>station where he was his office was. He was living

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<v Speaker 3>rent free. He just took an area that wasn't being

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<v Speaker 3>utilized at the train station and slowly but surely charged

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<v Speaker 3>the upgrades to have it converted into more or less

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<v Speaker 3>an apartment with a fully functional kitchen, bedroom, bathroom. All

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<v Speaker 3>this he would just he'd submit expenses for under three

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<v Speaker 3>thousand dollars, which he didn't have to get signed off on.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh. And this is the second place he's been

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<v Speaker 3>caught doing this. Do you have pictures of this just

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<v Speaker 3>outside of the train station.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, now, that's that's way worse then a train or

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<v Speaker 1>turnstyle jumper. Somebody said, bwo, the turnstile jumper won't be

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<v Speaker 1>able to jump in a wheelchair.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, it could duck. No, you still have to

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<v Speaker 3>spin it too.

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>When somebody said traffic sucks, prices are high, people are crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was just up there not too long ago

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<v Speaker 3>in New York City. Uh huh oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, just getting an eighteen pack delivered to my room

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<v Speaker 1>it was expensive. You know what I'm getting that because

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have a car there. Oh okay, s I

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<v Speaker 1>uber up there and then come back. No, just just

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<v Speaker 1>throw it on uber eats. You.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, you keep talking about your dorm room at home.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh, it's not about it. All the unused space

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<v Speaker 3>here in this suite. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I think my wife she's she's a little iffy on

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<v Speaker 1>the dorm room in general. You think she's gonna you

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<v Speaker 1>think she's gonna let me move into an office.

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<v Speaker 3>Ear if we just put up some partitions back in

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<v Speaker 3>that vast wasteland that you know what I'm talking about. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>can make a nice little fune.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're kind of over near a near Johnny's houses.

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<v Speaker 1>I can see, I can back in a corner I

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<v Speaker 1>could see or I'm in there sleeping and I get

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<v Speaker 1>to hear Johnny Yellen. Hey, Pat, what do you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Just bob sleepin?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? Our first our first headline of the week contender.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you ready? We gotta get to this. I gotta

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<v Speaker 3>get the I gotta get the recorder out. Go. Tampa

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<v Speaker 3>Bay area realtors say Man is targeting women to touch

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<v Speaker 3>their feet during showings.

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<v Speaker 5>He pointed down at my feet and was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>you have an ant on your shoe. And I was

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<v Speaker 5>like where, you know, And I'm frantic trying to get

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<v Speaker 5>the ant off my shoe and he's and I'm like where,

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<v Speaker 5>and He's like right there, right there, and he bends

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<v Speaker 5>down and he starts unbuckling my shoe and caressing my foot,

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<v Speaker 5>and I just thought that was really weird. At the

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<v Speaker 5>same time, he's fidgeting with his phone, petting my foot,

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<v Speaker 5>fidging phone, and I think he's trying to take some

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<v Speaker 5>type of a video up my skirt.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really alarming.

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<v Speaker 3>More than a half dozen female realtors in the Tampa

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<v Speaker 3>Bay area reported this creep is set up home showings

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<v Speaker 3>with them, and he pulls the same little gimma, oh

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<v Speaker 3>you got something on your foot, let me get you.

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<v Speaker 3>And female realtors are hot, you know, guy, he's seen

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<v Speaker 3>one too many porns.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta buy a fifty dollars drinks for the hot

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<v Speaker 1>realtor chicks.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just trying to show you the property.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought he was the realtor at the beginning, and

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<v Speaker 1>the realtor was doing I'm thinking, you say, you're you're

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<v Speaker 1>telling your customer, you're buying a house with ants in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, reach just inside of your shoes. Then

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<v Speaker 1>she's taking it off for herself. Go, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>let me looking. Before you know it. You got a

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<v Speaker 1>big towel in your mouth. I know how this works.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a double U j R R Orlando's rock station,