Speaker 1: Welcome a board Bus one.
Speaker 2: We're out her way to the First Jedi Temple on October,
Speaker 2: and we've got some Jedi training to do. Padawan's introduce yourselves.
Speaker 3: Hello, I'm Coconut Mall, I'm not evil, and I am
Speaker 3: the nice brother of Darth Maul, the nice Brother.
Speaker 4: Alright, I'm Klutal moon Hoodle scoobling a Wookie Padawan from
Speaker 4: the from you guessed it.
Speaker 1: Kashik, and my name's Tronk StarBlaster.
Speaker 2: All right, Okay, that we're gonna go into the opening crawl.
Speaker 2: A galaxy at war. Separatist forces around the galaxy have
Speaker 2: mounted countless attacks on the Republic. The Jedi Knights of
Speaker 2: the Republic, once peacekeepers, have been thrust into military action
Speaker 2: in the Clone Wars. Yet, even in dire times, new
Speaker 2: Jedi Padawan learners must learn the ways of the Force.
Speaker 1: Republic.
Speaker 2: Shuttle Bus one is transporting a class of such Padawans
Speaker 2: to the First Jedi Temple on Aktu, where Master al
Speaker 2: Ick will impart sage wisdom of the ancient Jedi religion.
Speaker 2: But do these Padawans have what it takes to vanquish
Speaker 2: the dark side? Padawans, please settle down, For those who
Speaker 2: have not met me, I am Jedi Master al Ick,
Speaker 2: though you may call me Master Al. Master Yoda has
Speaker 2: entrusted me as your chaperone on this field trip to
Speaker 2: ok Tu, where I am sure you all are egler
Speaker 2: eager to visit.
Speaker 5: Respect Master al I'm sorry, Master Ol.
Speaker 1: After all, it is the first Jedi temple. Now.
Speaker 2: I know some of you may be worried as we
Speaker 2: are traveling through some treacherous airspace.
Speaker 5: But fear not.
Speaker 2: For additional protection, we are accompanied by some brave Clone troopers.
Speaker 2: Thank you for your service, gentlemen, I'll take care.
Speaker 1: I think I'm starting to understand where we are chronologically.
Speaker 1: Alas alas.
Speaker 2: Alas Oktu is far even with hyperspace travel. I must
Speaker 2: insist we use this valuable time to get a head
Speaker 2: start on our studies. For what does Master Yoda always say,
Speaker 2: uh comes great responsibility. That's right, use that time wisely,
Speaker 2: a Jedi always should. Let's start small and begin with
Speaker 2: round one. These questions will ease us in with some
Speaker 2: basics of galactic history. Get an answer right, and you
Speaker 2: will feel one unit of Jedi wisdom grow within you.
Speaker 2: Later rounds will be more challenging and will therefore carry
Speaker 2: greater potential for a Jedi wisdom.
Speaker 1: But be wary.
Speaker 2: I sense the dark side of the Force is yearning
Speaker 2: to subvert our studies. At some point, the dark side
Speaker 2: of the Force may cloud my vision and cause me
Speaker 2: to reveal an answer that is not actually true. Given
Speaker 2: that this episode is based on the Star Wars canon
Speaker 2: as defined by the Lucasfilm story Group, excluding any Expanded
Speaker 2: Universe or Legends content, if you are able to identify
Speaker 2: this challenge question, you will surely gain much more Jedi wisdom.
Speaker 2: But if you try and fail.
Speaker 1: Be warned you will lose some of your wisdom to
Speaker 1: the dark side. Clear your minds, and trust your feelings.
Speaker 1: Is everyone ready to begin? Yes?
Speaker 5: Yes, Master, Yes, yes, thank you, yes, thank you.
Speaker 2: Please stay focused, Moon.
Speaker 5: I cleared my mind a lot. It was completely it
Speaker 5: was too clear.
Speaker 2: All right, let's begin. Let's start easy.
Speaker 1: Question one.
Speaker 2: How many years ago was the Jedi Order created closest wins?
Speaker 1: And how many years before Battle of Yavin is it
Speaker 1: currently Battle of Yavon.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of such a thing. Oh no, I
Speaker 2: have news, foresight, Master.
Speaker 5: I'm going to say ten thousand.
Speaker 2: Ago, ten thousand years ago, many cycles.
Speaker 5: Ago, many moons, many which moon?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 5: The forest moon? What does that mean?
Speaker 2: You guys are saying a lot of things I don't
Speaker 2: know about. So ten thousand years ago, master, pretty good, paddles.
Speaker 2: It's just it's just brain rot.
Speaker 1: It's like six seven, those saying six seven in the
Speaker 1: Jedi temple.
Speaker 5: What's tik tok in this universe?
Speaker 1: TikTok my buddy from back on coursant.
Speaker 5: My droid.
Speaker 1: He's a my droid. TikTok Okay, okay?
Speaker 2: Someone else ten thousand for moon?
Speaker 1: Good guess I think it's I'll say fifty thousand.
Speaker 5: My goodness.
Speaker 1: Trunk uh coconuts, coconuts.
Speaker 6: Thinking even higher, let's just go a calm sixty k.
Speaker 1: A calm sixty k Okay.
Speaker 2: Well with that clutal moon, you are the closest it
Speaker 2: is twenty five thousand years ago.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 2: Of course, as you all know, it was founded by
Speaker 2: the Prime Jedi on OK two, where we are visiting
Speaker 2: this very day.
Speaker 5: Hak hak t.
Speaker 1: Jedi Jedi on that.
Speaker 2: Thanks one Jedi unit of wisdom to you, Kluttelman Hittle.
Speaker 5: Scubla, Thank you, Master. I felt my mind expand just now.
Speaker 1: His wisdom grew one unit that day.
Speaker 2: Yeah from zero, that's an infinite Expansionue. You guys had
Speaker 2: a little wisdom before this, but not on my.
Speaker 4: Mind was clear. Yeah no, cle, like you said, Master,
Speaker 4: it was empty. Now it's just one unit of wisdom.
Speaker 2: This is good whatever like the Jedi code.
Speaker 1: Very well.
Speaker 2: Let's move on to question two. This one is a
Speaker 2: multiple choice, but you may try to snipe if you
Speaker 2: if you wish. What is the source of a Jedi's
Speaker 2: lightsaber color?
Speaker 5: Buzz a snipe.
Speaker 2: From I heard Clutal Moon first.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's it's there. It's their Kiber crystal color master,
Speaker 4: Clutal Moon.
Speaker 2: That is correct, Well done, Padawan.
Speaker 1: Another wisdom to you, The force is fast kiper crystal too.
Speaker 2: I was going to say that too, Alas you all
Speaker 2: have learned this before, I know, but perhaps you don't
Speaker 2: know that when Kiber crystals are gathered, they are clear
Speaker 2: and they only turn uh, they only shift in color
Speaker 2: when awakened by the force of their master to match
Speaker 2: the energy of their master.
Speaker 1: That is what determines the color. What color is your force?
Speaker 5: Master?
Speaker 2: It's canonically true based on the lucasfilm story.
Speaker 4: What about what about the there's like so many episodes
Speaker 4: where they send padawan's in the show to find kyber
Speaker 4: crystals and they just pick up colored kiber crystals.
Speaker 2: Are perhaps we all need to rewatch that one Star
Speaker 2: Wars the Clone Wars episode entitled the.
Speaker 6: Cavinry a classic.
Speaker 5: Okay, got it?
Speaker 1: Master? What color is your force?
Speaker 2: I did mean to take one of those online quizzes
Speaker 2: that tells me what color my lightsaber is?
Speaker 1: But I forgot to take one of those, Master Minus
Speaker 1: red Is that bad?
Speaker 2: You know that that is a little concerning coca, But
Speaker 2: trust your feelings.
Speaker 5: It's just.
Speaker 2: Red. What color is Yours trunk trunks is rainbow?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I got that is not canonically an option?
Speaker 1: Go black trunks like a sea foam?
Speaker 5: Yes, I'll take it.
Speaker 1: Okay, yours is purple? We all know it.
Speaker 5: What you're yellow?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yellow? Okay? Fair enough? Are you a skywalker?
Speaker 2: All right, let's move on. Enough lightsaber talk. Question three,
Speaker 2: which of the following Jedi.
Speaker 1: Masters kada ones it was choking?
Speaker 2: Don't force choke your classmates.
Speaker 5: Coconut Mal did it first?
Speaker 1: I thought it was funny. Master, Okay, that's fair, and
Speaker 1: it was kind of funny.
Speaker 2: Question three, Which of the following Jedi masters was not
Speaker 2: trained by Master Yoda, A Doku, b mace wind c
Speaker 2: key Do you Moundi, d Qui gon jin or e
Speaker 2: Obi wan kenobi? Everyone can guess by trained. Guess, okay,
Speaker 2: I guess by trained? Do you mean like directly primarily
Speaker 2: or that's my question if at some point in some
Speaker 2: show or book or comic book this person said they
Speaker 2: were trained by a bas My head understood. I will
Speaker 2: say count necessarily all potawans, but they were all trained.
Speaker 1: Sorry, would you say I think Count Dooku?
Speaker 5: I don't know you mean that filthy trader Count Dooku?
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, I suppose he is. He is Count at
Speaker 1: this point.
Speaker 2: To keep straight what I know and what I don't know, hmmm.
Speaker 6: I I feel like Klute Moon might be right, but
Speaker 6: for the essence of all going different, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2: Qui gone, Okay, okay, Well one of you did get
Speaker 2: it right, and that lucky Patawan is Coconut mall congratulations.
Speaker 2: That is one unit of Jedi wisdom to you. Everyone
Speaker 2: else was trained by Master Yoda, but Qui gon Jin.
Speaker 2: In fact, I've heard he's learned a forced technique that
Speaker 2: even Master Yoda has not mastered himself.
Speaker 5: So what was that.
Speaker 1: We must.
Speaker 2: We would have to consult the Jedi archives for that
Speaker 2: information if you want.
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, I just what did you say? He said?
Speaker 2: The Sacred text the Sacred Jedi texts, Well, they are ancient,
Speaker 2: but at this point we're not sure where they're located.
Speaker 4: I'm also thinking of making a dragon warrior scroll joke.
Speaker 2: But a dragon hoody Whatddy's dragon?
Speaker 5: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Master only Ku Panda fans dragon the nuts of my
Speaker 2: balls across your face?
Speaker 1: Master kids?
Speaker 6: Funny?
Speaker 2: Master, imagine dragon? Is I scrolled across your face?
Speaker 6: Check this?
Speaker 1: Master kids?
Speaker 4: Kids crangers like a forty year old man.
Speaker 1: I'm just like you guys. Six seven.
Speaker 5: All right, Master, what's our next question?
Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked question four? Question four?
Speaker 2: What was the name of Master Obi Wan Kenobi's red
Speaker 2: astromech droid? It's multiple choice, but you may snipe.
Speaker 5: Can we have thirty seconds to think about it?
Speaker 1: Maybe not, sir, string of alphanumerics, I just guess right.
Speaker 2: The options here they are A R two, A three,
Speaker 2: B R three, S six, C R four, P seventeen
Speaker 2: or D R seven A seven.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's doing it for me. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll go B okay, our three great answer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm also going it's R four.
Speaker 2: Well, Trunk and klutal Moon, you both receive one unit
Speaker 2: of Jenni wistow oh R four p seventeen. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: he goes awful awful It's true, that's how he talks
Speaker 2: full no disrespect, master obi Wan.
Speaker 5: He's a real fact.
Speaker 2: R four has she her pronouns? Or should I say
Speaker 2: had since unfortunately she was just destroyed in the Battle
Speaker 2: of Coronison troubling times.
Speaker 1: This brings me so much rage doing something.
Speaker 2: Don't coconut, Coconut, you are better than your brother older, younger.
Speaker 1: Older younger?
Speaker 4: What about your other brother? Okay, what about Savage?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah from the animated series Code Wars.
Speaker 1: I thought you were talking about his other brother. Of America.
Speaker 5: I don't get that.
Speaker 1: Coconut mall of America?
Speaker 5: Oh good?
Speaker 1: One question?
Speaker 5: What's America?
Speaker 2: I've never heard of such a system. Let's finish round
Speaker 2: one with a fun game I used to play back
Speaker 2: when I was at Padawan, The Alphabet game. Going in
Speaker 2: round robin order, you must each name a planet starting
Speaker 2: with each letter of the alphabet.
Speaker 1: Who wants to start? Okay, who's got b? Oh? God?
Speaker 1: I have a spin of course, best spin of course.
Speaker 5: Okay, this is the order then, yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, e Earth never heard of such a place to try.
Speaker 1: And moon does that count? And Door counts.
Speaker 2: Endor is a planet the forest moon of and Door
Speaker 2: is the moon. Ev oh god, oh f F is
Speaker 2: a hard one.
Speaker 1: No way, I got stuck on F.
Speaker 2: I can give you a hint. It's an and Or.
Speaker 2: There's an F planet an end door.
Speaker 1: I've watched this as coconut mall. I've watched this technically.
Speaker 1: And Or hasn't happened yet.
Speaker 2: Well, it's the it's the party planet, right we have
Speaker 2: Jedi foresight have a party planet.
Speaker 1: I don't know the party planet. Futhas are.
Speaker 2: Eye coconut, but unfortunately that means you are out since
Speaker 2: you could not name an F planet. And uh, we're
Speaker 2: just gonna we're just gonna move on from f if.
Speaker 2: How we're gonna play it is make them I feel anger.
Speaker 2: One from and Or is Pheryx that.
Speaker 1: So G mood? Can you give us a g.
Speaker 2: There's a pretty big one. I could give you a
Speaker 2: pretty big hint.
Speaker 5: Master. Could I get a hint?
Speaker 2: Ask and you shall receive it is where the battle
Speaker 2: droids are manufactured.
Speaker 1: That's free. That's free. That's free.
Speaker 2: That's correct. Okay, now we're onto I. I is another
Speaker 2: hard one.
Speaker 5: God, I am on the forest moon of n Or.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't think Anne gonna Geta's ice world
Speaker 1: Eclesian Iceland.
Speaker 2: These are good guesses, but I'm sorry, clut Moon. I
Speaker 2: think that means you're out in trunk gets the win.
Speaker 2: You should have thought ahead to know that you didn't
Speaker 2: know when.
Speaker 6: Just to.
Speaker 5: Uh the I.
Speaker 2: One that is probably most known is Islam, which is
Speaker 2: where kyper crystals are harvested and what eventually becomes star
Speaker 2: killer bass. Don't ask that, uh.
Speaker 1: Master dangerous sounding.
Speaker 2: Aphabet jau Comino, mandalorabo Obadiah Paridia. None for q Scareff
Speaker 2: tattoo up van door Will Bonnie none for x Javin
Speaker 2: and Xigeria.
Speaker 1: What was her shoot? What was the name of the
Speaker 1: planet in and or that they that had like the
Speaker 1: rebellion spoilers?
Speaker 2: Uh? Gorman shoot Gorman, Gorman, Gorman.
Speaker 1: Gorman with the spiders known as Gore. Isn't the name
Speaker 1: of the planet just Gore? Uh?
Speaker 2: It's a massacre?
Speaker 5: Is are you talking about Gore? The god butchers? That's
Speaker 5: a different I.
Speaker 1: P all right, that is one point. Hey there, it's
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Speaker 1: to all of you.
Speaker 2: I sense much more Jedi wisdom aboard this ship than
Speaker 2: before we started. How much wisdom have you all earned?
Speaker 1: One unit? One unit?
Speaker 5: I'm feeling about three times as wise as I was
Speaker 5: when I started Master, so three zero.
Speaker 1: I have obtained two units of wisdom Master.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, it's not a competition in the ways
Speaker 2: learning the ways of the Jedi, as we all know,
Speaker 2: but but we will be keeping track.
Speaker 1: Some of us. Not everybody can get a's, so we
Speaker 1: have to. It's not occur. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2: Look, Patawans, we have just arrived on the aquatic planet
Speaker 2: of ok two, home of the First Jedi Temple. Troopers
Speaker 2: land just there on that small island. Okay, okay, let's
Speaker 2: get out, Roger.
Speaker 1: Oh here we are.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, look at the beautiful cliffs of ok two,
Speaker 2: the cliffs of as you've staid in your text, blue
Speaker 2: cows here.
Speaker 1: I don't know what we're talking about. Milk.
Speaker 2: Perhaps we're talking about the green milk. It's guys, all
Speaker 2: right here we are Padawans, but stay alert, for the
Speaker 2: path to the First Jedi Temple is not straightforward. Indeed,
Speaker 2: ancient Jedi have hidden its location so that only other
Speaker 2: Jedi may discover it. For round two, we must prove
Speaker 2: our Jedi knowledge even further. Are you ready to take
Speaker 2: on the Jedi Trials?
Speaker 1: I am yes, Master.
Speaker 5: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Sorry, whoa, my sorry? Get your feeling a sorry? Sorry?
Speaker 1: You know it is.
Speaker 2: The trivia competition.
Speaker 5: Can we switch? Can I be your lap partner instead
Speaker 5: of a Pokemon?
Speaker 2: No, it's cool, guys, it's cool. Padawans. Please please, let's
Speaker 2: get to the Jedi Trials. Let's begin with round two.
Speaker 2: Question six. Which of the following is not forbidden by
Speaker 2: the Jedi Code? A Killing an unarmed opponent? B training
Speaker 2: more than one Padawan at a time see attachment or
Speaker 2: D romantic love, which is forbidden.
Speaker 1: Let's say training more than one at a time.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm gonna say killing an unarmed opponent.
Speaker 1: Oh, you think that's not forbidden? Interesting? So what the
Speaker 1: two remain in are romantic involvement?
Speaker 2: Attachment and romantic love?
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm trying to think there's there's gonna be
Speaker 6: some like slight difference there because I know romantic love
Speaker 6: is definitely not allowed.
Speaker 1: They got me for that one. No, I'm kidding. Co
Speaker 1: has a different lady in every system?
Speaker 6: Man, Can I Can I also do killing unarmed people?
Speaker 1: I feel like that's probably fine.
Speaker 2: Coconut, you cannot do that, but I can guess I
Speaker 2: guess it as your answer.
Speaker 1: Now, Okay, I'll guess that one. I won't kill anyone.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm sorry, none of you are right. No wisdom awarded.
Speaker 2: It's romantic love. What There's nothing in the Jedi Code
Speaker 2: that disallows romantic love, only attachment. If your love forces
Speaker 2: you to become too attached and prevents you from executing
Speaker 2: your Jedi duties. Or you know, too much attachment to
Speaker 2: others or too worldly things will prevent you from becoming
Speaker 2: the Jedi and your fullest self. Compassion and love are
Speaker 2: encouraged by the Jedi.
Speaker 1: Even casual sex is.
Speaker 2: Okay now, yeah, it was a little blurb about how
Speaker 2: like one of the Jedi was having it was okays.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, this place now wha yeah, the Jedi order
Speaker 8: has really changed their stands recently.
Speaker 9: Let's go.
Speaker 1: They they changed their stands because they were driving away young.
Speaker 2: Well, alas, we have failed the first Jedi trial, but
Speaker 2: do not let that discourage you. There are other ways
Speaker 2: to find the temple. Let's continue. Question said, who can
Speaker 2: tell me what the sorry, at least start out, Who
Speaker 2: can tell me what structure once existed at the mountaintop
Speaker 2: site of our great Jedi Temple on Coruscant. If you
Speaker 2: can't quite remember, I have multiple choice, but you may
Speaker 2: try to s I'll try to snipe trunk please. I
Speaker 2: think before the Jedi Temple there was there. I think
Speaker 2: there was a Sith temple. Trunk. That is correct, there
Speaker 2: was this ancient Sith shrine, Ancient Sith shrine. Say that,
Speaker 2: say that one time fast Ancient Says shrine. Okay, there's
Speaker 2: an ancient Sex shrine the top the Sacred Spire, which
Speaker 2: is what they call that mountain. In fact, that ancient
Speaker 2: Sith shrine was actually built on a light side vergence originally,
Speaker 2: and then they tainted it to become dark side, and
Speaker 2: then the Jedi Temple was subsequently built on top of
Speaker 2: it to try to cancel out the dark energy.
Speaker 1: Don't worry.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure we've taken care of it. I mean,
Speaker 2: the Sith haven't even been around for millennia, so there's
Speaker 2: nothing to worry about.
Speaker 1: That's so lame. I can't believe they did something like that.
Speaker 4: Come on, guys, right, Master, I heard some weird uh
Speaker 4: rumors about Master Skywalker.
Speaker 5: What's do these days?
Speaker 2: Master Anakin? Well, I I did hear that that he
Speaker 2: was awarded the title of Master but not granted a
Speaker 2: seat on the Council.
Speaker 1: So there's some.
Speaker 5: Drama that work.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 2: I don't know much about the politics of the High Council,
Speaker 2: so I'm just.
Speaker 1: Hell no.
Speaker 2: I would never get into managerial roles like that. I
Speaker 2: like I like teaching patawans.
Speaker 5: At least the High councils.
Speaker 1: Too much casual six.
Speaker 2: No more politics, please, let's loactic politics out of this.
Speaker 1: We're here to learn the Jedi ways. Uh.
Speaker 2: That is two units of wisdom to trunk, and we
Speaker 2: are onto the next trial.
Speaker 1: Question eight.
Speaker 2: Which of the following describes the nearly forgotten force eaters
Speaker 2: of Jedi legend? You may snipe if you think you
Speaker 2: know what force eaters are?
Speaker 1: No one, anyone? All right, here you go. A it's
Speaker 1: an eating disorder sentient four legged beings which feed on
Speaker 1: four sensitive individuals. B dark holes in space from which
Speaker 1: the light side of the force cannot escape. See ancient
Speaker 1: Sith lords who could rid a Jedi of their connection
Speaker 1: to the force, or d Sith artifacts which could trap
Speaker 1: a Jedi within them and harvest their medicalorians. Which of
Speaker 1: these is what we call force eaters? Say the four
Speaker 1: legged creature?
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm gonna say the big bed, black hole?
Speaker 1: Okay, Coconut, I'll go with the one that's a box
Speaker 1: that eats you?
Speaker 2: Is that the the trap that harvest or medical oorians?
Speaker 2: All right, Well, one of you perhaps has heard of
Speaker 2: this legend. One of you probably has heard of this legend.
Speaker 2: It seems, Trunk, you are correct. What what have also
Speaker 2: been referred to as the nameless are sentient four legged
Speaker 2: beings that come from a world where they directly live
Speaker 2: off of the force, but when they were removed off
Speaker 2: of their world, they become ravenous and hunt for sensitive individuals.
Speaker 5: Wow, although those times, who's the jerk who took them
Speaker 5: off their planet the first time?
Speaker 2: I'm not sure the exact name, but I know it
Speaker 2: has something to do with the cult of the Open Hand.
Speaker 5: Oh oh, what's that?
Speaker 2: You'd have to ask Master Yoda about that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeahs a rat?
Speaker 2: All right, two units of wisdom to Trunk question nine.
Speaker 2: As you know, there are seven lightsaber fighting forms, commonly
Speaker 2: referred to as forms one through seven. Which of the
Speaker 2: following describes the form one fighting style? So I'm going
Speaker 2: to give you seven options which describe the seven forms.
Speaker 2: Which one's form one? Hey, A form focused primarily on attack.
Speaker 2: B A form focused primarily on defense. SEE a form
Speaker 2: focused on disarming a foe. D a form for lightsaber
Speaker 2: to lightsaber combat. E a highly aggressive form that relies
Speaker 2: on negative emotions. F a balanced form of defense and attack,
Speaker 2: or G a balanced form that makes greater use of
Speaker 2: the force.
Speaker 5: Can you read them again, Master.
Speaker 2: Sure, I'll say it a little more succinctly. Primarily on attack,
Speaker 2: primarily on defense, focused on disarming a foe for lightsaber
Speaker 2: to lightsaber combat, an aggressive form that relies on negative emotions,
Speaker 2: a balance of defense and attack, or a balanced form
Speaker 2: that makes a greater use of the force.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say it's disarming foes.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm oh, go ahead, drunk, if you want to go.
Speaker 1: I feel like if you're going to name something form one,
Speaker 1: it'll be like the most foundational one. I feel like
Speaker 1: defense is just the most foundational Okay, I was. I
Speaker 1: also had that mindset, but I'll go with something else.
Speaker 6: I'll go with a balance, because the most important thing
Speaker 6: is balance of defense and attack.
Speaker 1: Gotcha. Okay, that's the Jedi way.
Speaker 2: One of you is correct, and that one is Koludal
Speaker 2: moon Hoodle Scubulin. Disarming a foe is the first is
Speaker 2: form one, the first form developed for Back in ancient times,
Speaker 2: the Jedi had no opponents that had lightsabers because the
Speaker 2: Scyth weren't around, so we just trained to disarm our
Speaker 2: foes without hurting them. All of the tactics were to
Speaker 2: quickly end the skirmish as quickly as possible to keep
Speaker 2: the peace, since no weapon could stand up to our lightsabers,
Speaker 2: but we had to develop later ones once the Sith
Speaker 2: came around. If you're curious, Form two is lightsaber to lightsaber.
Speaker 2: Combat form three is defense, form F four is for attack.
Speaker 2: Form five is a balance of defense, and attack six
Speaker 2: is the one that makes a greater use of the force,
Speaker 2: and that's the most popular one these days. And then
Speaker 2: there's seven, which is a highly aggressive form that relies
Speaker 2: on negative emotions.
Speaker 5: What's what?
Speaker 4: What's the where's What's the one where I turn off
Speaker 4: my lightsaber and then turn it back on later.
Speaker 1: That's a war crome. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure you're not allowed to do that.
Speaker 5: I mean, isn't that a stance?
Speaker 2: I am not sure what you're referring to, but I
Speaker 2: am not myself the greatest of lightsaber sword fighters.
Speaker 6: So master, you have to the form of hiding my
Speaker 6: lightsaber and TSA is that fine?
Speaker 2: TSA, I'm unaware of this transchalactic security administration.
Speaker 1: Yeahg all right, So.
Speaker 2: That's two points to Klutal Moon and we're onto the
Speaker 2: Final Jedi Trial. Question ten, What is the name of
Speaker 2: the spepecies of Master Yoda?
Speaker 1: Anyone want to snipe?
Speaker 5: Snipe? It's Yoda species.
Speaker 1: What is the name of his species?
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it's they don't have a name, Yoda species.
Speaker 5: That is the name of their species, Yoda, Yoda the Yodites.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm sorry, but that's not correct.
Speaker 1: I have I have species, alright.
Speaker 5: I don't know about that. Master.
Speaker 2: Let me let me read the options. Perhaps it will
Speaker 2: jog your memory. A Trandosan, B to Gruta, c oh
Speaker 2: Tola or D Grogian Grogan.
Speaker 5: I'll go B.
Speaker 2: Trandosan. I'm sorry. Neither of you are right. It's actually Grogorian.
Speaker 5: Influenced by the dark Side.
Speaker 1: I guess a big by recently.
Speaker 5: You're being influenced by the dark Side?
Speaker 1: Master, or is this a child you're challenging me on
Speaker 1: the final challenge?
Speaker 4: I believe this is it. I believe this is wisdom
Speaker 4: influenced by the dark Side.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm trying to tell you that this was information
Speaker 2: that was recently revealed to us by a recent Jedi
Speaker 2: youngling known as Grogue.
Speaker 1: Is this that No?
Speaker 5: I don't think so, Master.
Speaker 1: The question is have I seen season two of Mandalorian.
Speaker 4: No, I am not sorry, Master, I'm locked in now, Okay,
Speaker 4: I can't take it back.
Speaker 5: That's not the Jedi way.
Speaker 2: Sure, Jedis don't take back anyone else challenging me.
Speaker 5: It takes Jedi order.
Speaker 1: This is this is Clutal Moon's challenge.
Speaker 2: I must I must search, I must search my feelings
Speaker 2: within the force to know is the dark.
Speaker 1: Side taking hold of me? Moon? You are correct? Species?
Speaker 1: Is there actually a new name?
Speaker 2: No one knows Yoda's species. He's never told anyone, and
Speaker 2: neither has Yattle.
Speaker 5: That's why they're referred to as the Yoda species.
Speaker 1: Well, that's kind of an insensitive way to put it.
Speaker 5: But the yodel.
Speaker 8: Your own dark side influence yourself, all right, Well, congratulations,
Speaker 8: Padawan's your wisdom has increased enough to reveal the entrance
Speaker 8: to the Jedi Temple before.
Speaker 2: We enter, though, let us take stock of the wisdom
Speaker 2: we each now carry.
Speaker 7: Coconut Master, I'm exactly the same, I got one wisdom.
Speaker 1: Well, you can tag along with us. Yeah, I'm here
Speaker 1: for the ride. I want to see some red crystals
Speaker 1: in there, Moon.
Speaker 5: I have disrobed partially mastered.
Speaker 2: Oh geez, oh God, I'm getting ready for the next hour.
Speaker 5: I believe I have eight wisdom's Master.
Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, Trunk, how wise are you?
Speaker 1: Bronk has six units of wisdom Master. All right, we
Speaker 1: still have some wisdom yet to gain. I'm sure of it.
Speaker 2: Now, let us enter into this sacred temple. As you
Speaker 2: step inside, I invite you to meditate on this ancient
Speaker 2: Jedi mantra. There is no emotion. There is peace, there
Speaker 2: is no ignorance. There is knowledge, there is no passion,
Speaker 2: There is serenity, there is no chaos, there is harmony,
Speaker 2: there is no death.
Speaker 1: There is the force. Oh Bars, did you guys hear that?
Speaker 1: Did you guys hear that?
Speaker 6: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Sorry, it seems like seems like our trooper escorts have
Speaker 2: just received an important message.
Speaker 5: What's that.
Speaker 1: To me?
Speaker 9: Trader to the Republic?
Speaker 2: Bad ones?
Speaker 5: Take cover? Somehow the clones sapt turned against us. So
Speaker 5: I've been hit.
Speaker 1: This is it, bad ones.
Speaker 9: You must save yourselves. Quickly run towards the back of
Speaker 9: the temple. There, legend says you will find a big
Speaker 9: butthole like entrance to a cave of mirrors. Leads out
Speaker 9: with your feelings and the force will lead you.
Speaker 2: The human.
Speaker 1: In the hall. It was.
Speaker 7: Oh no, yo, here we are in the hall of
Speaker 7: mirs with the Master in tearrors.
Speaker 1: That's what I got.
Speaker 5: Don't quit your days, I guess. Oh my god, what
Speaker 5: are we gonna do?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Does anybody else have any questions? I have nothing prepared?
Speaker 1: I don't have any questions.
Speaker 4: Well, the Master said, we have to reach out with
Speaker 4: our emotions.
Speaker 1: Do we just want to go around the circle and say, like,
Speaker 1: one good thing and one bad thing that happened to
Speaker 1: us today?
Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone say one good thing about Master and one
Speaker 4: bad thing about Master.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right?
Speaker 5: Uh you first there you go?
Speaker 1: Okay? What was that? Who?
Speaker 5: That's like?
Speaker 1: I can still hear him. He's from the beyond.
Speaker 5: I've heard his voice through the force. What what do you?
Speaker 5: What do you? What is one thing you loved about
Speaker 5: Master al Lick?
Speaker 1: I loved his go get her attitude.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, thing you hated about him? What made you
Speaker 5: hate his stupid guns?
Speaker 1: I heard he was part of Cash Moon Dee's Island.
Speaker 5: Coconut Mal What your fate? What was one of your favorite.
Speaker 4: Things about Master al Lick His encouragement of casual sex.
Speaker 1: I don't think he was encouragement.
Speaker 4: He wanted what did you what did you hate about him?
Speaker 7: Opposite of forbidden is not encouraged. Uh, I guess h
Speaker 7: too much casual.
Speaker 1: He was fiend for it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was a he was an animal.
Speaker 1: What about you at moon Hoodle Scublin.
Speaker 4: I really appreciated how honest he was about all the things, like,
Speaker 4: he was a good teacher. I hate how he's questionable
Speaker 4: on he made some comments that made me think we
Speaker 4: should check his like communicator, this arch history on it.
Speaker 1: I was a little worried about him. Yeah, yeah, Hey,
Speaker 1: now might be a great time to say, if you're
Speaker 1: enjoying listening to bus.
Speaker 5: Nice See.
Speaker 1: Right, we're gonna cut all that out.
Speaker 10: No, he's an ender, Joe, such unlikely survivors of my
Speaker 10: Order sixty six.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, your luck will soon run out. Do
Speaker 2: not bother trying to strike me down. For I am
Speaker 2: but an apparition, a projection of your fear of falling
Speaker 2: to the dark side. Yes, yes, give into this fear
Speaker 2: and discover the power of the sith.
Speaker 1: Oh, my god, light power.
Speaker 5: What form do we use?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't think I.
Speaker 2: Sense much fear within you. Your master is no more
Speaker 2: and you have nowhere else to run. Yet I sense
Speaker 2: much wisdom amongst you. Yes, perhaps can you lose your
Speaker 2: power to forward my grand plans? You Patawans will now
Speaker 2: use your Jedi foresight to look into the future and
Speaker 2: tell me the results of a events yet to come.
Speaker 1: Oh no, every cool? Very cool with that?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 5: Great? Long don't kill ust?
Speaker 2: What will be the first film produced by Lucasfilm Limited.
Speaker 2: A new hope I have if you do not wish
Speaker 2: to snipe a Star Wars B, American Graffiti, Indiana Jones
Speaker 2: or d.
Speaker 1: T h X one eight. Oh, I'll go Indiana Jones.
Speaker 1: I don't think he was Lucas Films Limited until after
Speaker 1: Star Wars. I'll go American Graffiti. What the heck?
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm sticking with Star Wars all right?
Speaker 2: Well, in fact, I can sense one of you is correct,
Speaker 2: and it is Coconut Maul. There is great promise.
Speaker 1: In this Padawa. Yes, I feel the darkness with this one.
Speaker 2: I also sense that other notable Lucasfille movies include The
Speaker 2: Labyrinthe Willow and The Land Before Time.
Speaker 5: What that's true?
Speaker 1: That's it. I knew Land Before Time was goaded. Let's
Speaker 1: move on. I have another question for you. Question twelve.
Speaker 1: What animal will be the.
Speaker 2: Inspiration for Chewbacca's character design A A silver back gorilla, B,
Speaker 2: a ringtailed lemur, C an Alaskan malamoot dog or d
Speaker 2: the legendary Bigfoot.
Speaker 5: It's gotta be Bigfoot.
Speaker 1: I mean it's bigfoot close, but I don't think it
Speaker 1: was Bigfoot. I bet it's the dog. I was also
Speaker 1: thinking dog ya, I'll just send it dog ah.
Speaker 2: Well, the wisdom of the crowds correct this time, and
Speaker 2: Alaskan malamut is the right answer. I can sense it now.
Speaker 2: Chewbacca will be inspired by George Lucas's Alaskan malamut named
Speaker 2: Indiana Jones no way, and himself is named after the
Speaker 2: Russian word for dog, sobaka chew dog.
Speaker 5: That's at Long.
Speaker 1: City? Is that's actually a really neat facts? Your eyes
Speaker 1: are terrified? Question thirteen?
Speaker 2: What will be the on set secret code name for
Speaker 2: the production of Star Wars Episode six, Return of the Jedi?
Speaker 1: Would anyone like to snipe? I don't know enough to snipe,
Speaker 1: but that I don't know.
Speaker 2: Here are your options. A blue harvest, B autumn frost
Speaker 2: see Rory's first kiss, or D Oliver's arrow.
Speaker 4: Oh, I think it's Rory's first kiss.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, I'll do Blue Harvest.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll do What was the Autumn one? Autumn Frost?
Speaker 1: Autumn Frost? All right?
Speaker 2: All I sense one of you knows the truth, and
Speaker 2: that is Trunk, Star Blaster is Blue Harvest, yes, but
Speaker 2: the other ones are real code names for other movies. Oh,
Speaker 2: Autumn Frost was Man of Steel's code name. Rory's first
Speaker 2: kiss is the Dark Knight, hell yeah, and Oliver's arrow
Speaker 2: is inception whoa and fun fact. Even today, the domain
Speaker 2: Blueharvest dot com redirects to Star Wars dot com.
Speaker 1: Pretty cool, pretty cool, nice starts?
Speaker 2: It is?
Speaker 5: What does any of that mean?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: We're in the cave of mirrors. Who knows what any
Speaker 2: of this ship means?
Speaker 5: Do you think this guy kind of looks like Chancellor Palpatine?
Speaker 1: Am I wrong Chancellor Palpatine? But he's he's like the president.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't do anything wrong. Come on, an attack on.
Speaker 2: Light on my life has left me scarred and deformed.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to say.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. Man's he's being so strong right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I came out here, you know, right after
Speaker 2: my spacial reconstruction surgery to trying to get back on
Speaker 2: the horse back on the saddle, my sif duties.
Speaker 1: Anyways, still chair.
Speaker 2: That the Neber Cave is so very powerful. It just
Speaker 2: comes out sometimes with that. MYS hard to control it.
Speaker 1: My age, you.
Speaker 10: Know whoa, we're kids.
Speaker 1: Like that? That like that.
Speaker 2: Ah, but I am hearing many voices in my mind
Speaker 2: saying many things. Can you tell me which Star Wars
Speaker 2: character says the following lines to shout.
Speaker 1: It out if you know it? Okay, hey, well the
Speaker 1: first one.
Speaker 5: Never tell me the odds Han solo.
Speaker 1: That's correct, Scubulin.
Speaker 5: Do I get a Do I get a wisdom for that? Yep?
Speaker 1: You get one wisdom per each? How about that?
Speaker 5: Got it? Thanks, Dark Cities.
Speaker 2: In my experience, there's no such thing as luck Obi
Speaker 2: wan kenobi.
Speaker 1: That's correct? Again, locked in bro.
Speaker 2: Next, let the past die kill it if you have to.
Speaker 5: Luke Skywalker incorrect, I'm sorry. Oh no, it's Kylo Re.
Speaker 1: It is Kylo Red. But I don't think I'm going
Speaker 1: to give that to you since you did two guests.
Speaker 2: It is Kylo Redd. Did you cocnut trunk? You guys
Speaker 2: know that no, all right, then nobody gets that point
Speaker 2: the next one. The belonging you seek is not behind you?
Speaker 2: It is ahead, isn't it?
Speaker 1: QUI gone? Is it?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Oh? Shoot? Is it in?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: Is it towards ray? Can I ask a question? That question?
Speaker 2: You're on the right track, Trunk, right the right.
Speaker 1: You're on the right track, Trunk. Is it the the
Speaker 1: glasses lady? And force awakens?
Speaker 2: Is buttle eyes? Lady, Ma's kanada. I'll give that to you.
Speaker 1: I'll give it.
Speaker 2: And now for the last one. But I was going
Speaker 2: ta Tashi station to pick up some power converted skywalker.
Speaker 2: That's correct, Trunk. All this you guessed twice.
Speaker 1: Hey, dart Citius is fair.
Speaker 2: All this knowledge expands my plans even beyond that galaxy.
Speaker 2: Surely I must rain for millennia to come. There cannot
Speaker 2: be any more powerful than I can. There Question fifteen,
Speaker 2: I must know what is the ultimate fate of myself
Speaker 2: Darth City.
Speaker 5: Is he returns, but then you die?
Speaker 1: You die, but then you return again, and then then
Speaker 1: you die again.
Speaker 5: And as far as we think the foresight has shown us,
Speaker 5: you're dead. Just straight up.
Speaker 2: And your granddaughter disowns your family name and calls herself
Speaker 2: a skywalker?
Speaker 1: Sorry bro? And who and how do I die? Tradginally,
Speaker 1: you die because you get thrown into into the beaches
Speaker 1: the middle of the Darth's death star. No way way,
Speaker 1: sorry bro?
Speaker 5: And you ask that might be the.
Speaker 1: Fate? It's ultimate demise?
Speaker 5: You die?
Speaker 1: Shoot? How do they cow?
Speaker 5: Lightsaber? I don't know what.
Speaker 1: Like light I do like that? Which was it? I
Speaker 1: will say you get killed because I think Ray is it? No? No,
Speaker 1: Kylo kills you, doesn't he? No?
Speaker 5: He No? I think your ship goes down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the ship explodes. No, he's on a planet. When
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say, Lightsaber, I had no fun I
Speaker 1: think ones Hey, foresight is hard. Come on, remembering this
Speaker 1: movie I saw vision is blurry. I think kills you.
Speaker 4: I think you die in a in a in a
Speaker 4: in a ship related accident.
Speaker 1: I think Ray kills you and then the ship explodes.
Speaker 1: But I think Kyler kills him because he then he
Speaker 1: dies and then Ray brings him back.
Speaker 2: Is that perhaps I need to look into the future
Speaker 2: myself to see the truth, because.
Speaker 1: I don't think it of you are quite right?
Speaker 5: You just collapse.
Speaker 1: You know that I that we purposefully gave him the
Speaker 1: wrong answer, sweet, the truth power has revealed itself to me.
Speaker 1: I am killed by my granddaughter Ray, I was as
Speaker 1: she reflected my own forced lightning back at me, killing
Speaker 1: me once and for all. Oh, it's like the Avatar thing.
Speaker 5: That's all the Jedi are behind.
Speaker 1: I said, Ray. But what you like that Dorset answer? No,
Speaker 1: cooking up.
Speaker 6: Things?
Speaker 2: He said, cooking get those three points.
Speaker 5: Come on, Tronk.
Speaker 2: And that's for the knowledge that I now have a
Speaker 2: this demise. I can't believe it. It's all lies. And
Speaker 2: now I know you Padawans know nothing of the force.
Speaker 1: Can't be true.
Speaker 5: No, I think we're safe in the whole of years.
Speaker 1: This can't be true. No, Master Yoda. Yes, and a
Speaker 1: shirt change. This is awesome. This is awesome. He changed
Speaker 1: his shirt.
Speaker 2: Thanks, guys, he's sick.
Speaker 1: Master Yoda, sound different, notwides fear, not safe. You are
Speaker 1: only a dream, it was.
Speaker 2: Yes, it is I, master Yoda, I said all that
Speaker 2: mirror gave bullshit.
Speaker 1: But I must.
Speaker 2: I must confess your master has met his demise and
Speaker 2: grave news. I have to share of the fate of
Speaker 2: the Jedi. Order into hiding. You must go disperse, you
Speaker 2: must hide your identities. I since the times ahead will
Speaker 2: be difficult, but we must carry hope within us. Now,
Speaker 2: who amongst you has collected the most wisdom?
Speaker 5: Master Yoda?
Speaker 4: I started at about one wisdom, and now I feel
Speaker 4: about ten times as wise as.
Speaker 5: I used to be.
Speaker 1: Wow, So we'll take that to mean ten.
Speaker 5: Yes, Master, that's what I.
Speaker 6: Meant, Master, Since I got that last point obviously when
Speaker 6: it was three wisdom, that would put me at ten wisdom.
Speaker 1: Ten Wow. I would love to say it was a
Speaker 1: three way time, but unfortunately I have fourteen units of wisdom?
Speaker 1: Is so wise? He so wise?
Speaker 5: We must kill him?
Speaker 2: Well, congratulations Padawan on your newfound wisdom. Perhaps you will
Speaker 2: earn the title of master some day, but for the
Speaker 2: time being, we must flee. Now go, May the force
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