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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We let you taco one O

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<v Speaker 1>one one w JRR but your freaking idiots all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Idiotology in this hour brought to you by JR R's

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<v Speaker 2>Rock the Bank thousand dollars cash giveaways Taco. Your Monday

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<v Speaker 2>theory may be even stronger in effect today on the

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<v Speaker 2>day after the Super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my theory speaks of is that on Mondays you

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<v Speaker 1>have the best chance to win and rock the bank

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<v Speaker 1>for one thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>In the first giveaway, which happens during our show.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, nine oh five. Last week we had three days

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<v Speaker 1>in a row of a winner at nine oh five.

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<v Speaker 1>The odds are that pretty small. So when yourself one

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars enter that keyword at nine oh five, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>remind you and tell you what the keyword is and

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<v Speaker 1>all that crap.

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<v Speaker 2>A licensed massage therapist has been locked up on one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred thousand dollars bond for forcibly performing a sex act

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<v Speaker 2>on one of his male clients.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really.

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<v Speaker 2>Hector Pisadis is forty five years old. He up until this,

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<v Speaker 2>had been working at the Botanica day Spawn in clear Water,

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<v Speaker 2>where he performed massages and skincare treatments.

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<v Speaker 1>I know the skincare is.

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<v Speaker 2>He has voluntarily relinquished his massage therapist license, which he

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<v Speaker 2>first received in twenty sixteen. According to the Florida Department

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<v Speaker 2>of Health, the victim told police that towards the end

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<v Speaker 2>of the session, while hing on his back, Posadage touched

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<v Speaker 2>his well, his junk. The client believed this to be odd,

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<v Speaker 2>but assumed it was an honest mistake. Thereafter is when

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<v Speaker 2>things got interesting, as Pisadis allegedly reached under the victims

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<v Speaker 2>underpants and grabbed said junk and proceeded to mouth hug.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, well let's rewind, just reverse the boss. We

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<v Speaker 1>just left with the handicapped person back there. They we

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't get the wheelchair on quick, no listen, so they

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<v Speaker 1>did a drive by almost you know what I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 1>A brush to go. Then all of a sudden, you

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<v Speaker 1>know that there's gonna be even if you get brushed.

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<v Speaker 1>And if I got brushed by dude, there'd be no arousal,

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<v Speaker 1>but your average person getting brushed would would maybe go okay. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny woke up and then it went to the mouth hug.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, under into the underpants and into the mouth hug position.

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<v Speaker 2>At this point, the victim said, he jumped from the table,

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<v Speaker 2>end of the massage session and left the business to

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<v Speaker 2>call police.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, so he ran out of the business in his underpants.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I've had You've never had a massage, right, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm unmassageable. I really think it could help you once

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<v Speaker 1>you got in there. You'd bet a call.

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<v Speaker 2>The masseuse would need a massage after trying to massage me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just telling him you should try it. You know what,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't get each other birthday presents, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to set a standard where we're gonna We've worked

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<v Speaker 1>together almost thirty years, but I might get your massage package.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't waste money on it. Yeah, you'll regive it. You'll

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<v Speaker 1>give it to your wife. I'm telling you buy me

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<v Speaker 1>some new speakers up for that. No, that doesn't help

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<v Speaker 1>the stress levels the massage. It just sure does. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Music is therapy. So the person had undies on it.

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<v Speaker 1>If I do a massage, just call me PERV shocker.

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<v Speaker 1>I stripped full because I'm hoping not not not like

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<v Speaker 1>not one of the places with the black windows, you

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<v Speaker 1>know the windows. Yeah, those two are always good. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a house in the middle of a usin this residential neighborhood,

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<v Speaker 1>mixed use neighborhood. Yeah, there's a medical clinic next door.

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<v Speaker 1>But yes, I know, like the regular kind of legit places.

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<v Speaker 1>I I don't wear the underpants in there because if something,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, if somebody gives me a brush, if she

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<v Speaker 1>gives it a brush, I'm like, oooo, hold on now,

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<v Speaker 1>is this that kind of place We're sparking a conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got a new spin on the whole Mile High

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<v Speaker 2>Club thing here, okay, And you may find this of

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<v Speaker 2>interest because it involves one of your past occupations. What

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<v Speaker 2>in all you being a balloonist former balloonist.

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<v Speaker 1>We did not have a plane run into a balloon. No,

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<v Speaker 1>oh god, that would be tragic. No, because the amount

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<v Speaker 1>of you know, the heal, the explosion with the balloon.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not balloonists, you don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a California based hot air balloon company that's offering

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<v Speaker 2>mile high flights with the Mile High Club privileges. Guests

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<v Speaker 2>can enjoy the views of the whole basket to themselves,

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<v Speaker 2>and a privacy screen separating the pilot compartment from the

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<v Speaker 2>passenger cabin, where the pilot of Magical Adventure Balloon Rides promises,

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<v Speaker 2>We'll be wearing protective here and gear and focus solely

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<v Speaker 2>on flying while we've got here is a spin on

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<v Speaker 2>the old Bang bus, but this is Bang Balloon.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm on the BS flag.

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<v Speaker 2>You can also listen to this. It can accommodate up

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<v Speaker 2>to ten passengers if you really want to get freaky

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<v Speaker 2>decky up there.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds kind of cool. You got a whole group

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<v Speaker 1>of you know, hey, pat, remember how we talked about

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<v Speaker 1>me buying you a massage back? What do you say

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<v Speaker 1>to the Bang balloon? Come on, big Red, let's roll.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't trust the pilot. I mean when I was

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<v Speaker 1>a balloon pilot in my small stand.

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<v Speaker 2>Which consisted of driving by and seeing balloons take off

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<v Speaker 2>in the Davenport area. That now he now makes him

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<v Speaker 2>somehow a balloonist and it's on his resume.

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<v Speaker 1>So with my balloon, if I'm if I'm the pilot,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a camera going. It's like the Sicko down

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<v Speaker 1>on the first floor, you know, the pooh Man that

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<v Speaker 1>anytime you're in the first floor bathroom of this building.

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<v Speaker 1>This dude pops up. It's weird. Yeah, I'm telling you,

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<v Speaker 1>if you did a camera check in that bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>You have no idea how much you're setting me up

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<v Speaker 2>for this next story with that common.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even know if there was another all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh Stilantis. Uh. You know automaking company here in the

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<v Speaker 2>United States, they've got an engine plant in Indiana. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>they're on the lookout for somebody a messy bathroom user.

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<v Speaker 2>The individual isn't just leaving like trash behind or something.

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<v Speaker 1>His motive or.

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<v Speaker 2>He it's he's wiping stuff on the bathroom walls, the

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<v Speaker 2>disability handlebars, door latches, sinks, and also leaving piles on

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<v Speaker 2>the floor. According to a letter from the management at

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<v Speaker 2>the plant that has been posted on social media and

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<v Speaker 2>expresses some clear exasperation.

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<v Speaker 1>He's leaving on the handicapped bars. It is a complete

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<v Speaker 1>dick move.

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<v Speaker 2>I should also point out, ironically, today is National poop Day.

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<v Speaker 2>M hmm, so he's pre partying the actions. According to

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<v Speaker 2>the letter, referencing the normal cleaning crews do nothing other

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<v Speaker 2>than subject our facility and teams to potentially dangerous bioazards

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<v Speaker 2>that are completely avoidable. Nothing begs the question for us

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<v Speaker 2>to ask, why is this?

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<v Speaker 1>You're just encouraging him? Is he an employee or they

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<v Speaker 1>don't know? They don't This is somebody upset with their warranty.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's it's got to be someone who works at

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<v Speaker 2>the plants. I don't think general public just walks into

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<v Speaker 2>the automotive engine plant.

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<v Speaker 1>That's kind of why I asked m.

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<v Speaker 2>You think the first floor guy is what into stuff

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<v Speaker 2>like this half window one's in there.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we've learned that you cannot shame people for

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<v Speaker 1>their kinks. You can't kink shame them.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's more of a mental issue than it.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's a question that's true. Come on, well, I mean again,

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<v Speaker 1>you're kink shamer right here. Here's a question. You walk

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<v Speaker 1>into the restroom forget that, dude. We shouldn't even say

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<v Speaker 1>anythingcause one of the guys who's in charge of building lessons.

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<v Speaker 1>But you walk into the restroom and you see coworker

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<v Speaker 1>doing this? Do you report? But because it's getting pinned

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<v Speaker 1>on me regardless, So that could be your ear out

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<v Speaker 1>is that it wasn't Bob, I saw who it was.

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<v Speaker 2>I think yeah, you got to turn some sicko like

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<v Speaker 2>that in. You don't want that person amongst.

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<v Speaker 1>You eating out of the employee for Oh yeah, there's

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<v Speaker 1>some bad dude on the stereos as a BHCAM. I

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