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Speaker 2: A licensed massage therapist has been locked up on one
Speaker 2: hundred thousand dollars bond for forcibly performing a sex act
Speaker 2: on one of his male clients.
Speaker 1: Oh really.
Speaker 2: Hector Pisadis is forty five years old. He up until this,
Speaker 2: had been working at the Botanica day Spawn in clear Water,
Speaker 2: where he performed massages and skincare treatments.
Speaker 1: I know the skincare is.
Speaker 2: He has voluntarily relinquished his massage therapist license, which he
Speaker 2: first received in twenty sixteen. According to the Florida Department
Speaker 2: of Health, the victim told police that towards the end
Speaker 2: of the session, while hing on his back, Posadage touched
Speaker 2: his well, his junk. The client believed this to be odd,
Speaker 2: but assumed it was an honest mistake. Thereafter is when
Speaker 2: things got interesting, as Pisadis allegedly reached under the victims
Speaker 2: underpants and grabbed said junk and proceeded to mouth hug.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, well let's rewind, just reverse the boss. We
Speaker 1: just left with the handicapped person back there. They we
Speaker 1: couldn't get the wheelchair on quick, no listen, so they
Speaker 1: did a drive by almost you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: A brush to go. Then all of a sudden, you
Speaker 1: know that there's gonna be even if you get brushed.
Speaker 1: And if I got brushed by dude, there'd be no arousal,
Speaker 1: but your average person getting brushed would would maybe go okay. Well,
Speaker 1: Johnny woke up and then it went to the mouth hug.
Speaker 2: Yeah, under into the underpants and into the mouth hug position.
Speaker 2: At this point, the victim said, he jumped from the table,
Speaker 2: end of the massage session and left the business to
Speaker 2: call police.
Speaker 1: Wow, so he ran out of the business in his underpants.
Speaker 1: I mean I've had You've never had a massage, right, No,
Speaker 1: I'm unmassageable. I really think it could help you once
Speaker 1: you got in there. You'd bet a call.
Speaker 2: The masseuse would need a massage after trying to massage me.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling him you should try it. You know what,
Speaker 1: we don't get each other birthday presents, and I don't
Speaker 1: want to set a standard where we're gonna We've worked
Speaker 1: together almost thirty years, but I might get your massage package.
Speaker 1: Don't waste money on it. Yeah, you'll regive it. You'll
Speaker 1: give it to your wife. I'm telling you buy me
Speaker 1: some new speakers up for that. No, that doesn't help
Speaker 1: the stress levels the massage. It just sure does. Anyway.
Speaker 1: Music is therapy. So the person had undies on it.
Speaker 1: If I do a massage, just call me PERV shocker.
Speaker 1: I stripped full because I'm hoping not not not like
Speaker 1: not one of the places with the black windows, you
Speaker 1: know the windows. Yeah, those two are always good. It's
Speaker 1: a house in the middle of a usin this residential neighborhood,
Speaker 1: mixed use neighborhood. Yeah, there's a medical clinic next door.
Speaker 1: But yes, I know, like the regular kind of legit places.
Speaker 1: I I don't wear the underpants in there because if something,
Speaker 1: you know, if somebody gives me a brush, if she
Speaker 1: gives it a brush, I'm like, oooo, hold on now,
Speaker 1: is this that kind of place We're sparking a conversation.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding.
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Speaker 2: interest because it involves one of your past occupations. What
Speaker 2: in all you being a balloonist former balloonist.
Speaker 1: We did not have a plane run into a balloon. No,
Speaker 1: oh god, that would be tragic. No, because the amount
Speaker 1: of you know, the heal, the explosion with the balloon.
Speaker 1: You're not balloonists, you don't know.
Speaker 2: There's a California based hot air balloon company that's offering
Speaker 2: mile high flights with the Mile High Club privileges. Guests
Speaker 2: can enjoy the views of the whole basket to themselves,
Speaker 2: and a privacy screen separating the pilot compartment from the
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm on the BS flag.
Speaker 2: You can also listen to this. It can accommodate up
Speaker 2: to ten passengers if you really want to get freaky
Speaker 2: decky up there.
Speaker 1: That sounds kind of cool. You got a whole group
Speaker 1: of you know, hey, pat, remember how we talked about
Speaker 1: me buying you a massage back? What do you say
Speaker 1: to the Bang balloon? Come on, big Red, let's roll.
Speaker 1: I don't trust the pilot. I mean when I was
Speaker 1: a balloon pilot in my small stand.
Speaker 2: Which consisted of driving by and seeing balloons take off
Speaker 2: in the Davenport area. That now he now makes him
Speaker 2: somehow a balloonist and it's on his resume.
Speaker 1: So with my balloon, if I'm if I'm the pilot,
Speaker 1: I've got a camera going. It's like the Sicko down
Speaker 1: on the first floor, you know, the pooh Man that
Speaker 1: anytime you're in the first floor bathroom of this building.
Speaker 1: This dude pops up. It's weird. Yeah, I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: if you did a camera check in that bathroom.
Speaker 2: You have no idea how much you're setting me up
Speaker 2: for this next story with that common.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know if there was another all right.
Speaker 2: Uh Stilantis. Uh. You know automaking company here in the
Speaker 2: United States, they've got an engine plant in Indiana. Okay,
Speaker 2: they're on the lookout for somebody a messy bathroom user.
Speaker 2: The individual isn't just leaving like trash behind or something.
Speaker 1: His motive or.
Speaker 2: He it's he's wiping stuff on the bathroom walls, the
Speaker 2: disability handlebars, door latches, sinks, and also leaving piles on
Speaker 2: the floor. According to a letter from the management at
Speaker 2: the plant that has been posted on social media and
Speaker 2: expresses some clear exasperation.
Speaker 1: He's leaving on the handicapped bars. It is a complete
Speaker 1: dick move.
Speaker 2: I should also point out, ironically, today is National poop Day.
Speaker 2: M hmm, so he's pre partying the actions. According to
Speaker 2: the letter, referencing the normal cleaning crews do nothing other
Speaker 2: than subject our facility and teams to potentially dangerous bioazards
Speaker 2: that are completely avoidable. Nothing begs the question for us
Speaker 2: to ask, why is this?
Speaker 1: You're just encouraging him? Is he an employee or they
Speaker 1: don't know? They don't This is somebody upset with their warranty.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's it's got to be someone who works at
Speaker 2: the plants. I don't think general public just walks into
Speaker 2: the automotive engine plant.
Speaker 1: That's kind of why I asked m.
Speaker 2: You think the first floor guy is what into stuff
Speaker 2: like this half window one's in there.
Speaker 1: You know, we've learned that you cannot shame people for
Speaker 1: their kinks. You can't kink shame them.
Speaker 2: I think that's more of a mental issue than it.
Speaker 1: Here's a question that's true. Come on, well, I mean again,
Speaker 1: you're kink shamer right here. Here's a question. You walk
Speaker 1: into the restroom forget that, dude. We shouldn't even say
Speaker 1: anythingcause one of the guys who's in charge of building lessons.
Speaker 1: But you walk into the restroom and you see coworker
Speaker 1: doing this? Do you report? But because it's getting pinned
Speaker 1: on me regardless, So that could be your ear out
Speaker 1: is that it wasn't Bob, I saw who it was.
Speaker 2: I think yeah, you got to turn some sicko like
Speaker 2: that in. You don't want that person amongst.
Speaker 1: You eating out of the employee for Oh yeah, there's
Speaker 1: some bad dude on the stereos as a BHCAM. I
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