Speaker 1: Good Morning from Hell.
Speaker 2: I was gonna introduce it good Morning from Hell. It's
a good friend Clayton here with my very rude and
interrupting friend Chris.
Speaker 3: Chris and I died recently, and my eternal punishment is
to do a podcast with the vice president of Hell,
me Clayton, where we interview everyone in Hell.
Speaker 2: That's right, every single person in Hell, including your great
great grandpa Oscar.
Speaker 4: He's down here.
Speaker 2: We're not going to release that episode because it turns
out great great Grandpa Oscar super racist.
Speaker 4: Chris, what are we gonna start out with today?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So we got a couple of quick questions from
the internets and then we got an interview. This is
from at Nick Underscore Mastro Underscore tweeted at hal Clayton
sixty nine.
Speaker 4: That's me.
Speaker 3: I filled up the necessary paperwork for my six six
six K retirement plan, but the gargoyle said you were
too busy to take it. Can you please get back
to me as soon as possible? He'd like to retire?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, backstory, Satan thought it would be funny to
assign me as the like financial demon, as if I
don't have enough going on as is, you know, holding
up this whole podcast. You know, a lot of people
don't realize how much work goes in a podcasting.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You know, I show up, you know, I Chris has
set up the studio and he he normally, you know,
has all of the microphones set up and does the
audio checks and things like that.
Speaker 4: But so I show up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then and then I record the episode, and
then I and I walk away, and then and then
they edit it and then they give notes on it
and then they release it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I do all that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but I like, I mean, it's hard work
for me.
Speaker 1: Someone has to tell me to do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I'm busy enough, so like, you know, all this
financial shit, I don't.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 3: So so if you've got a retirement plan with or Clayton,
don't count on it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, although I do.
Speaker 2: I need to remind everybody that taxison is coming up.
You need to follow your taxes.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: I don't want to hot at you, all right, I
don't want to have to do that. What I don't
want to hot at you? What is when you audit
someone in hell?
Speaker 3: It's a hot at Okay, Well, this is a question
from at Kramer Fame. What does a typical day look
like in Hell for you, Clayton.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm a very busy guy.
Speaker 2: Normally I wake up at about noon and then I
watch cartoons in my boxers for about two hours.
Speaker 4: Two hours. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sometimes, you know, on recording days, Crystal come over and
if I don't want to leave the couch, then he'll
set up the recording studio around my couch so I
don't have to leave it. I could just eat cereal,
you know. That takes about forty five minutes. I'm normally
just exhausted. So then I take a you know, a
three hour nap, huh. And then after that I go
to the gym, you know, gotta watch my watch my
figure go down the jack the rippers gym, get ripped.
Speaker 4: Yeah. You know.
Speaker 2: You know when they talk about exercising demons, Yeah, that's me.
I'm an exercising demon. So you know, I get my
pump on, go home. Don't shower, that's important. Yeah, shower, Yeah,
take another nap, play some video games, go to bed,
rinse and repeat. Yeah, that's a r I don't rinse
and repeat, I don't shower. Yeah, make that very clear. Clear,
long day do you ever like go to Earth? Oh
you know, I'll pop up there sometimes in San clown
posse concerts.
Speaker 4: Love those.
Speaker 2: Halloween's great because I can just go up there and
just like I don't even have to do white face.
I can just go up as me and nobody really,
you know, looks at me like I'm different.
Speaker 4: It's the one day I can fit fit in. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is me trying to be emotional about how
I don't fit in with the humans, but it's not
really working.
Speaker 1: Nope, you do torture them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh actually, not too long ago. I popped up
there and I sometimes possess people ts Eliott just you know,
like for half an hour, I wrote some fucking play
about dogs or those cats?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, how'd that do?
Speaker 2: By the way, did that totally bomb ts Eliot's career
like I hoped it would?
Speaker 3: Know?
Speaker 1: It did?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 1: I went to Broadway? What yeah?
Speaker 4: Cats? Yeah thing I wrote? Yeah, I just shipped that
out in an afternoon. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like a huge hit on Broadway? What yeah,
well it's what's I mean, how's it doing?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: Well there's a movie adaptation.
Speaker 4: What are you kidding me? Oh? God.
Speaker 3: All right, well, yeah, the movie didn't do as well
as the Broadway play did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean there's no story. It's it's a show
slash movie about cats.
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, So did you do that as a
prank or like, yeah, I was just I was fucking around.
Speaker 4: I wanted to just like end his career.
Speaker 2: Well, then I think it turns it sounds like I
did a great, great thing for him.
Speaker 3: It worked out in the end because of the movie.
But uh, and then this is a question from good
Morning from Hell subreddit. Do people that don't listen to
Good Morning from Hell go to Hell?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, in some way, shape or forms, everybody is
gonna be listening to Good Morning from Hell. If you
don't listen to it on Earth, you're gonna get sit
down to Hell to have to listen to it. And
then if you listen to it, well then you're going
to hell. So it's just like, you know, you're.
Speaker 3: Better off listening to it on Earth and then telling
your friends about it, because right ooh sly yeah yeah,
well because he didn't get points coming down right against
I'm not keeping track of those, and I'm like the
finance guy. Well, but like obviously, if someone comes down
and they're familiar with your work, right, you're gonna give
them lighter punishment, right.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I got you wink. Yeah yeah, no, it's
like it's like a vacation. We'll bring you down here
and we'll treat you super good. If you listen and
promote good Morning from Hell, nothing bad will come to you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, everything will be great.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, yeah, Chris listens to Good Morning from Hell
all the time and he loves his life, don't you.
Speaker 1: I love it. So who is our guest this week?
Speaker 2: Well, as you know, my one of my long term
ex girlfriends is Athena, the Goddess of War.
Speaker 1: I did not know that, well now you know? All right,
so now I as I know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody else knew it, and why didn't you know it? Anyways?
Speaker 2: People think that we have a lot of beef. That's
not the case at all. We're totally friends. We ended
things amicably, totally on you know, equal terms.
Speaker 4: We both agreed on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah okay, all right, yeah, so like things are cool.
Yeah okay, So like I'm gonna bring her on and
I'm gonna show you what good friends we are. Yeah okay,
So what happened. Why'd y'all break up? Well, we couldn't
stop fighting. Oh yeah, we just couldn't stop fighting. Everything
was just like like a war.
Speaker 3: Well didn't you know that that's what you were kind
of like signing up for when you date the goddess
of war?
Speaker 4: Oh I ain't considered that.
Speaker 2: I don't know anyways, I'm like super excited to see her,
but I'm like weirdly excited to see here because you know,
things are cool.
Speaker 4: Are you sure I don't have feelings for her anymore?
Speaker 1: Huh no?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Can you? Can you keep key?
Speaker 2: Turn out the Microphoneral Cook? He meets the microphone real quick,
just like a you know, can you do that?
Speaker 1: Why does just you know?
Speaker 4: I just need a moment? Can you meet the microphone?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: Uh? Click? Okay, I heard the click. Did you meet
the microphone? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I mean I'm a fucking wreck, bro, I fucking missing
Theata so much.
Speaker 4: I want her back.
Speaker 2: Barbara Bush did nothing for me, and I've just I've
just been going skipping around from like shitty relationship. This
shitty relationship, nothing compares to the Theta.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I need her back, and I need you to
help me.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I thought that I got this cool podcast and.
Speaker 4: She'd be fucking impressed.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna bring her on and just be like, hey,
look how successful a need I am and how good
I'm getting.
Speaker 4: Along without you?
Speaker 1: Uh huh Okay, okay, so you need to like play along.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: I'll prop you up, all right.
Speaker 3: It's it's cool, just like no, it's so fucking horny, dude.
Speaker 2: Well you got horns, yeah, I know, like the horns. Yeah,
but like you know, the other weights, I'm just like,
I'm just a wreck. I'm a mess without her. This
is your shot, man. We can make this work.
Speaker 1: You anything you want me to do.
Speaker 2: Oh, just you know, like make me seem like super cool, okay,
And I know that that's gonna be super easy because
I'm like the coolest guy, you know, but also the hottest.
Speaker 4: It's kind of this conflicting thing because like I'm super cool,
but I'm really hot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're sweating a lot right now.
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not sweating. You're sweating. Okay, we're both sweating,
all right.
Speaker 4: Okay, So.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all right, right, I'm ready, I'm ready hit me,
all right, me hit me?
Speaker 1: No, no, hit me, like he up?
Speaker 5: Hit me?
Speaker 4: Okay, what do you hit me? Now? God, don't hit me?
What do you hit me?
Speaker 1: All right? Sorry you said that? Okay whatever, Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Are you ready?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah? Turn turn the microphones back on?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: Click? Are they back on?
Speaker 1: They're back?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah? Hey, hey, hot, Sorry, I just had a
phone call with three supermodels. Okay, yeah, I had to
take that three yeah, three supermodels. They all told you, Yeah,
it was It's crazy. They all want me to hang
out with them, but I'm like, hey, I'm busy. I
got a thing going on. Okay, I think is here
out of the front door? Okay, all right, yeah, hey,
come on. I was so good to see you.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, how's it going?
Speaker 4: Hey, give give me a hug. Okay, well I shake worts.
Speaker 6: Too, Yes, great, it's sanitary.
Speaker 4: Yeah, virus.
Speaker 5: Don't even get me started on the coronavirus. The gods
of plague and sickness right now are trying to take
all of the attention away from World Wall three.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 5: It's infuriating. Do you know how much marketing money I've
spent on this.
Speaker 2: It's just just gone to waste because they've they've taken
a spot.
Speaker 3: Yeah crazy, I'm Chris. Nice to meet you, by the way.
Hey bye, hi Athena.
Speaker 4: Great. So you're the Goddess of war. That's cool.
Speaker 5: Yes, you know that's I'm telling me a little bit
short like megas. He hasn't told you about me? Also
Goddess of wisdom. Oh yeah, otherwise known as the Virgin
got us because I'm you know, just very righteous.
Speaker 6: So don't forget any of those things.
Speaker 4: I don't know about the other one, you know, you
know what I mean. You just give me a little cook.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been a while since you've been over, Like,
what do you what do you think of my studio?
Speaker 4: He's cool, it's.
Speaker 6: Quaint, great, Yeah, I love that for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah all right, cool, super good to have. Yeah yeah,
it's it's I think it's cool. Like you know, cool pad, right,
Like we like hanging out here a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're just two buds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like one time Clinton uh had a beer and like,
oh yeah it's cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So you guys just sort of like hang out here.
Speaker 1: When we're not out on the town.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, you know me, I'm the party guy, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mm hmm.
Speaker 7: Yeah you seem like I haven't seems just like yeah, yeah, thanks, Yeah,
so I good, thank you?
Speaker 1: So you've got us of war? What are what are
your duties? Exactly?
Speaker 5: Honestly, sort of as one of Zeus's favorites, like, I
don't know, you pretty much cried when I came out
of his face.
Speaker 6: I can kind of do whatever I want.
Speaker 5: So lately I've actually been, you know, really honing my
craft skills, with a special focus on spinning and weaving.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she was really into arts and.
Speaker 6: It's really taking off on Etsy.
Speaker 1: Oh cool, you got an Etsy.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I've been thinking about starting a Patreon, just you know,
breaking some extra income for that, but they tell me
I have to sell nudes on this, so we'll figure
it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's required.
Speaker 6: But it's it's going great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good because she's also the goddess of our crafts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 6: Thank You's life's good. That's good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good for me too. That's great.
Speaker 6: How's that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean I've got a Chris him Oh yeah, yeah,
I got this podcast.
Speaker 6: No you did? Did.
Speaker 5: Always love hearing the sound of your own voice, So
I can understand why you would enjoy this.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's cute. It's it's cute. I'm sorry, it's cute.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well he also he does a lot of finance.
He's got a good really cool six six six K.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I got a lot of money in that. I mean
it's you know, it's good.
Speaker 2: A lot of investments. Yeah, a lot of investments that
are panning out hit hit coin.
Speaker 5: Oh well hey maybe if I ever needed you could
you could help me finance my Patreon.
Speaker 4: Sounds like you want to hang out with me.
Speaker 2: So if that's the case, then you know, I can
you know, pencil in oh remote, right, yeah, we could
do that, or you know, I could, I could, you know,
take a trip up to Mount Olympus, you know, like
old times, just like old times.
Speaker 6: Well maybe I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I'm pretty busy, but I you know, I would, you know,
I want things to be amicable.
Speaker 1: Sure, so yeah, for a few reasons.
Speaker 3: Going back, it's something you kind of mentioned you came
out of Zeus's head.
Speaker 6: Yeah, correct, Yeah, because if.
Speaker 3: I remember my Greek mythology correctly, Zeus had a really
bad headache and then you popped out of it, fully
grown and an armor out of his forehead.
Speaker 5: Correct with a chrys so mighty and fearsome that Uranus
in Gaya was shaken to the bones with Tara.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, you're you're like the You're also like
the goddess of headaches.
Speaker 4: I would know, Am I right?
Speaker 6: What do you insinuating?
Speaker 4: It is a joke? Joke?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, no, that's that is funny.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, this is a comedy Yeah, thanks Chris, this
is a comedy podcast after all.
Speaker 6: Oh you've started doing comedy, that's yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you always used to laugh at my jokes,
so that's true.
Speaker 6: No, you're not wrong.
Speaker 5: Then I did do that, yeah yeah cool.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I'm just a little curious about how that actually happened.
What part of his head did you come out of?
Did he like sneeze and then you popped out or what?
Speaker 5: Well, because of my immense power. Basically, Zeus's headaches were
so tremendous that he really couldn't stand them, so he
had a friend strike him in the head with an axe. Okay,
and that's how I arrived cool to much applause, he
was delighted, extremely proud of me.
Speaker 2: Still is I mean her birthdays were always ragers. Yeah,
Urber that time that I brought you that battle. You know,
it was a surprise battle that I took you to
showed you. It was like surprise, it's your favorite thing.
Speaker 4: It's war, remember that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I thought that was very sweet. You know,
it was a stage play, so not a real war,
which means it's not quite the same.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean I was trying to get into playwriting. So
you know I wrote Cats. Maybe you're familiar with it.
Speaker 6: You wrote Cats, that's right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I possessed T. S. Eliot and the whole thing.
Speaker 5: Wow, that's very successful for you. No, congrats, Actually, yeah,
that's great.
Speaker 6: I didn't know.
Speaker 4: Thanks, No big deal, no big deal.
Speaker 6: Very jellical of you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks, I made that word. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So Athena as the goddess of war and other things
as well.
Speaker 1: House business.
Speaker 5: Oh, we are really trying to start something where it
comes to World War three. Like I said, the coronavirus
has been like a marketing hiccup.
Speaker 6: If I had to talk to the board about that.
Speaker 5: Really. You know, there was a while where I was
trying to like seed something in Korea. So right now,
you know, I'm just doing the one thing that humans
always seem to fall for, which is just focusing on oil. Oh,
trying to see how that's panning out.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 6: I'm hopeful.
Speaker 5: I think it's gonna be a big one currently, just
seeding that a little bit. Humans are just so caught
up in everything else right now, which which is just
a goddamn headache, just like.
Speaker 6: How I was born.
Speaker 3: So in mythology, a lot of times you're attributed to
peace as well.
Speaker 1: Is that a thing that you're into or just.
Speaker 6: Look, gods get bored?
Speaker 5: Okay, Like I don't want to see the same war
fought for a thousand years.
Speaker 6: I prefer a little bit of variety.
Speaker 5: So yeah, sometimes peace comes, okay, it just makes the
next war more juicy, usually because someone's like signed a
treaty that Germany goes and breaks. So, uh, you got.
Speaker 1: To mix it up.
Speaker 3: You got to mix it up. You can't have a
never ending war, I mean unless it's Iraq. But but otherwise.
Speaker 1: Some of my finest work, yeah, long, longest work as well.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't want to like ruin my image.
Speaker 5: It's just peace comes after war sometimes while you're brewing
the next awful battle.
Speaker 3: So yeah, so I'm curious. You guys dated for a while, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
So how did you guys meet?
Speaker 5: Palace and I One day were practicing some martial arts
and I accidentally killed Palace. But I had to bring
down here and I ran into Clayton. Oh you know,
in my my grief, I was like a little bit misguided,
and he was there, you know, just in front of me.
Speaker 3: It's to have someone to support you. I think Clayton's
really supportive. He always supports me with the torture.
Speaker 4: Rac I have.
Speaker 1: It's very supportive. Yeah, it's got great back support.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: So you live on Mount Olympus, right I do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And obviously Clayton lives down here in Hell. It
was so is a long distance thing or.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. Sometimes I'd go up there, she'd come down here.
Sometimes you meet in the middle. You know, we'd go
to we'd got.
Speaker 2: To purgatory or you know, Earth starts wars. You know,
we made it work. We made it work.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a long distance. Yeah, but I think you know,
I appreciated the space.
Speaker 6: It worked for us.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, yeah, you know, I mean the flight's
got expensive, you know, Spirit Airlines.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you never hudbags.
Speaker 2: You know when we were together, you know, we were
texting each other on her hell phones.
Speaker 4: Anytime we saw each other.
Speaker 2: It's just like, oh, like, it's I missed you so much.
Speaker 4: You know, it's been so long.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's the cool thing about long distance relationships.
It really makes that time together special.
Speaker 4: Yeah, highly recommend them. They're great. They're the best. They're
they're super great. They're the best and the best.
Speaker 1: So good.
Speaker 3: I loved it, loved it, so, uh, tell me about
like some of the good times, right, guys, I mean, like,
what are one of your favorite dates?
Speaker 4: Where do we start? You know, I mean I got
one in mine? What was your favorite?
Speaker 6: You know, I feels.
Speaker 4: So many, right, there's so many. Maybe, well, yeah, there's
she's probably parsing through all the memories.
Speaker 6: The reason by myself for that one.
Speaker 5: Well, hey, yeah, you were there when I started World
War One.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a good one, A big, big one.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: We went to this like really cute brunch place, delicious.
They had like this jalapeno bread. It's oh my god,
that place is great.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so we were there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean there was a parade going on outside,
and then Archduke Franz Ferdinand was going by, and then
she was she was really pissed off for you know,
we had these cute little fights, you know, not a
big deal, but she went off and just possessed some
guys to assassinate him.
Speaker 4: And then World War one. Wow yeah, yeah, that easy.
Speaker 1: Huh yeah.
Speaker 2: I'd like to think that I was just as much,
you know, as involved with the creation of World War
One as she was, because I was the one that
set her off.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah right, I mean.
Speaker 6: So it's like thanks, yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1: What about you, Clayton orders like a good time?
Speaker 4: Oh god, so many, so many, I don't why start.
Speaker 2: I remember the time, oh, you know, the time we
went to to Pompeii and we started that active volcano.
Speaker 4: I think you were going by Bologna.
Speaker 2: At the time, which is you know that was like
a phase. But uh yeah, we killed a bunch of people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was really cool.
Speaker 2: Wow, it was hot because he's a volcano, but it's
also you know, like it's hot.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I vaguely remember that, yeah, vividly.
Speaker 6: Yes. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, well yeah, so I mean I'm sure like that's
that sounds hot. How is your sex life?
Speaker 4: It was hot?
Speaker 5: Wait what I'm not gonna like fully blame you for that,
Like some women aren't into it when men cry when
they ejaculate.
Speaker 4: Like, you know, like it was a sweat so but before.
Speaker 5: That sometimes it was fun. Just the crying. It's a
lot of liquid at once.
Speaker 2: H Yeah, she's she's she's kidding.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 4: I didn't never, I never cried. I don't I don't cry.
Speaker 1: I don't cry.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, that was I was sweating and she you know,
and then and I got sweat because it was always
super intimate and hot.
Speaker 1: You know, I sweat sweat.
Speaker 4: I sweat.
Speaker 2: It was ice sweat, not like I yeah, no, like
it was like I eyeball sweat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah that's what it was.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did you guys get along with each other's family?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah no, I was a huge hit up
in Mount Olympus. Right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fine.
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't mean they like bring it up here.
But my current relationship is going much better. But it
just did juxtaposition between the two.
Speaker 6: No, it's we can talk about that that later.
Speaker 2: It's fun, okay, okay, Yeah, Well anyways, like Zeus, I
think I think he liked me, right, your your dad
liked me, right?
Speaker 6: He mostly like I thought you were. How do I
put it tolerable?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it was It was it about the
time with diagnosis that I got drunk on wine and
then I remember Zeus wasn't too happy about that.
Speaker 4: Okay, like full full backstory.
Speaker 2: One time my health phone was low on battery, so
I took some of Zeus's lightning bolts to charge it,
and then you know, it was a little tipsy because
I you know, i'd gotten into the Ambrosia and you know,
I blew up a city and a shrine that had
Zeus in it. You know, it's like, oh, you're not
a big deal. Does this simple mistake that happened.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's just one of many.
Speaker 1: But it's happened, happens to everyone, It happens to everyone.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, we did have good times, you know.
Speaker 1: So did you get along with his family?
Speaker 6: Oh? Yeah? Always.
Speaker 2: Actually the actually did quite like her, and they still
ask about her a lot, do they.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, mom says I. By the way, that's so cute.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm yeah really really still close with your family, actually.
Speaker 6: Talk to you about that. So this this is super awkward.
Speaker 5: Satan and I have actually been seeing each other.
Speaker 4: Wait what my big brother what? Yeah? What?
Speaker 5: That was like a period of overlap. But really, I
just sort of came to my senses.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm up there. I'm a I'm a big hitter.
I don't know what you're talking about, Sat.
Speaker 5: I mean it sometimes like I can have like fifty
orgasms in one session. Oh wait, like five zero.
Speaker 2: I thought you did. I thought you said you didn't
really get them out often.
Speaker 6: Well, people people change, like, you know, no crying. Nobody cried.
It was all the witness came from me.
Speaker 5: Okay, so we didn't we don't even have to use
lube and you had. But yeah, I'm you know, we're
really happy and so happy that you're doing well. If
I'm honest, he's sort of like convinced me to be here.
That's why I was in the neighborhood, and I just
he didn't want to tell you because I know, like
you guys have like a.
Speaker 6: Little bit of tension.
Speaker 5: But yeah, I have your laughing right, this is fine, right,
Like you're that's you know, you can you can be
the guy on my Patreon.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Speaker 5: If you know we can stay close, it'd be yeah.
Thanks for everyone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, lots of process here. Thanks for dropping it live
on my show.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 2: So he's like he's like a rebound, right, you know,
you're trying to get over me, and you're just like,
once you go.
Speaker 4: Red, then you'd rather be dead. Thing right, I mean,
do you think of me at all? Do you miss me?
I mean we look just like each other.
Speaker 6: I'll be honest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this for what She'll be honest.
Speaker 4: Wow yeah yeah, oh no, no, I mean the gloves
are coming off, lady.
Speaker 6: Can I talk? Are you like you always?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna yeah, you talk all the time. It's
all just just just you know, this.
Speaker 5: Trying to do this is just like every time that
I ever tried to talk to you about my weaving.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, you're fucking weaving sucks. Listen, I've done
so much money into your fucking way.
Speaker 6: I managed to get you to watch anime.
Speaker 5: Oh well, just he took no other interest in any
of my other hobbies. But he was like, oh, oh
they have big titties in this.
Speaker 6: I guess I'll watch that. Hold.
Speaker 4: Woe is me, poor poor.
Speaker 2: I know how many wars that I tried to start
to impress you, all right, three hundred Thermopoli, that was me.
Speaker 4: They make movies about that.
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, just like cats the Hot Gates, that
was me, Chris.
Speaker 6: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4: I'm not sorry, Chris.
Speaker 2: Now you see her for what she really is, the goddess.
Speaker 1: Of shit, the goddess of shit heartbreak.
Speaker 4: And I'm not crying. I'm not crying.
Speaker 5: This is what he sounds like when he comes for
the record. It's just that usually he also cries his own.
Speaker 1: Name, So what tell him that?
Speaker 6: What it's fucking like?
Speaker 4: Oh, goddess of war, live it up to your name?
Speaker 6: Are you done?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done with you. I'm
done with this this episode of the.
Speaker 2: Podcast, because you suck and I should have had you on.
Don't go to her Patreon, don't support her Etsy shop.
Speaker 5: It sucks, literally the god of spinning, and you're saying
it's it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm better than this.
Speaker 4: Oh I'm better than this.
Speaker 2: A high and mighty upon your stupid Mount Olympus, all high,
literally high and mighty. All right, all right, look clean,
just relax. I'm perfectly relaxed. I'm not fine. I'm fine,
I'm fine.
Speaker 3: No, No, I'm just saying, obviously, are gonna have to
see each other some.
Speaker 1: If she's going to be dating your brother, oh.
Speaker 3: God hates givings worst, don't don't let her new relationship
ruin what you guys had.
Speaker 5: That's why I came down here. Okay, I'm literally the
goddess of war and because it was important to Satan.
I'm here trying not to start a war, hoping that
we can just get along.
Speaker 4: Clayton, Oh suddenly someone supermature? Cool? Cool?
Speaker 2: Well, well, if you want to talk it over, if
you want to apologize by all means, let's hear it.
Speaker 4: You know, for what for what?
Speaker 2: Come on, Chris? Believe you believe the words that are
coming out of her mouth?
Speaker 4: Don't?
Speaker 3: Maybe you know, like maybe I can help you guys
kind of work through these problems because you're.
Speaker 4: Like, what are we gonna do something? Some fucking trust falls?
Like what do you have in mind?
Speaker 1: Clayton, name one thing you like about Athena.
Speaker 4: Man? Know where to begin?
Speaker 2: You know, I passionate, you know, super hot, and you
know like she's cool, you know, common interests.
Speaker 4: I guess I don't.
Speaker 3: Know, okay, great, Athena name one thing you like about Clayton.
Speaker 5: Whenever I was drunk, he would like, homemake me mac
and cheese, and I still think about that all the time.
Sometimes he'd also make like a grilled cheese sandwich cheese,
and I appreciate that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course I meant it from a from a
place of love, so yeah.
Speaker 6: Make it pansy, but thank you.
Speaker 4: All right, all right, all right, see that's good.
Speaker 1: All right, that wasn't so hard.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just like Clayton, why would.
Speaker 1: You have to bring that into this? What are you
doing this?
Speaker 6: It was a fucking nightmare. I don't know. Why wouldn't
I bring that up?
Speaker 1: This is this is classic.
Speaker 2: You gotta start a battle, gotta it's classic me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a little bit about a tiny little fucking common
and blowing it up like it's like.
Speaker 1: This is you're the worst.
Speaker 4: You're you know not even.
Speaker 6: What you say.
Speaker 1: I tried, I came down years of relationship.
Speaker 6: Can complain about everything. I'm out.
Speaker 4: Okay, good, I'm you. Don't leave, I'm leaving. I'm walking.
Speaker 6: It's nice to meet you, Chris By, No Christy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, run run along the safe cool cool, Yeah, Okay, life.
I got, I got got Barbara Push. I could go
hang out Barbara Push right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I will. I will have fun.
Speaker 3: Uh well, please tell your friends listen to Good Morning
from Hell. This is Chris signing off Hell Clayton.
Speaker 1: I guess hey, well that's been another episode of Good
Morning from Hell. Thank you to Alana Peers from Funhouse.
Speaker 4: And you have like several podcasts and YouTube channels.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just I'm everywhere on the internet. Char Alannazd
which is my name in the middle of charisode. Also,
it's weird having you introduced me as a Lona Pierce.
Speaker 6: I don't know why I find that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so background, Uh, Alana and I actually did date
and she is my ex but we get along great.
And I've been looking forward to this episode ever since
we came up with the show. I thought to be
a funny one because everybody thinks that we hate each other.
Speaker 4: So it's fun.
Speaker 6: It's fun, super fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, good, super cool, super cool cool.
Speaker 6: Oh my good. Well you guys fighting and I'm like,
I just I just tweeted a joke at him. It's nuts.
Speaker 3: And you actually have a podcast with Troy Baker, who
we had on recently.
Speaker 1: As the Joker, right I do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, It's a monthly podcast called play Watch Listen. It's
me Troy Baker, Mike Biffle, who's a game director, and
then Austin Wintery, who is a composer who just recently
won Best Video Game Soundtrack of the Last Decade for Journey,
where we talk about like games industry stuff that has
happened generally, like the trending stuff in any given month.
It's super fun. Frankly, I like doing it because I
get to learn so much about their different divisions in
the industry. So yeah, that's on my YouTube channel and
also on Spotify and all the other places podcasts are on.
Speaker 4: I think. All right, well, thanks for being on.
Speaker 6: Of course I miss you.