1 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:09,839 Speaker 1: Good Morning from Hell. 2 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:13,000 Speaker 2: I was gonna introduce it good Morning from Hell. It's 3 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,199 a good friend Clayton here with my very rude and 4 00:00:16,359 --> 00:00:18,199 interrupting friend Chris. 5 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:23,719 Speaker 3: Chris and I died recently, and my eternal punishment is 6 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:26,640 to do a podcast with the vice president of Hell, 7 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,800 me Clayton, where we interview everyone in Hell. 8 00:00:30,039 --> 00:00:33,759 Speaker 2: That's right, every single person in Hell, including your great 9 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:35,359 great grandpa Oscar. 10 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:36,320 Speaker 4: He's down here. 11 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,119 Speaker 2: We're not going to release that episode because it turns 12 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:41,799 out great great Grandpa Oscar super racist. 13 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,200 Speaker 4: Chris, what are we gonna start out with today? 14 00:00:44,799 --> 00:00:47,399 Speaker 3: Yeah, So we got a couple of quick questions from 15 00:00:47,719 --> 00:00:51,240 the internets and then we got an interview. This is 16 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:55,280 from at Nick Underscore Mastro Underscore tweeted at hal Clayton 17 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:55,840 sixty nine. 18 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:56,159 Speaker 4: That's me. 19 00:00:57,159 --> 00:00:59,799 Speaker 3: I filled up the necessary paperwork for my six six 20 00:01:00,159 --> 00:01:04,239 six K retirement plan, but the gargoyle said you were 21 00:01:04,239 --> 00:01:06,519 too busy to take it. Can you please get back 22 00:01:06,519 --> 00:01:09,040 to me as soon as possible? He'd like to retire? 23 00:01:09,599 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 2: Okay, Well, backstory, Satan thought it would be funny to 24 00:01:14,599 --> 00:01:18,079 assign me as the like financial demon, as if I 25 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:21,280 don't have enough going on as is, you know, holding 26 00:01:21,359 --> 00:01:23,920 up this whole podcast. You know, a lot of people 27 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:25,640 don't realize how much work goes in a podcasting. 28 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:25,959 Speaker 4: Yeah. 29 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,920 Speaker 2: You know, I show up, you know, I Chris has 30 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:31,400 set up the studio and he he normally, you know, 31 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:33,159 has all of the microphones set up and does the 32 00:01:33,159 --> 00:01:34,280 audio checks and things like that. 33 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:35,159 Speaker 4: But so I show up. 34 00:01:35,239 --> 00:01:37,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, and then and then I record the episode, and 35 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:40,159 then I and I walk away, and then and then 36 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,439 they edit it and then they give notes on it 37 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:43,359 and then they release it. 38 00:01:43,599 --> 00:01:43,760 Speaker 4: Yeah. 39 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:44,400 Speaker 1: I do all that. 40 00:01:44,519 --> 00:01:46,959 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but I like, I mean, it's hard work 41 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:47,640 for me. 42 00:01:47,879 --> 00:01:49,799 Speaker 1: Someone has to tell me to do it. 43 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,200 Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. 44 00:01:51,239 --> 00:01:53,319 Speaker 2: So I'm busy enough, so like, you know, all this 45 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,239 financial shit, I don't. 46 00:01:55,799 --> 00:01:56,560 Speaker 4: I'm not gonna do that. 47 00:01:56,719 --> 00:02:01,239 Speaker 3: So so if you've got a retirement plan with or Clayton, 48 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:02,719 don't count on it. 49 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, although I do. 50 00:02:04,159 --> 00:02:06,840 Speaker 2: I need to remind everybody that taxison is coming up. 51 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,240 You need to follow your taxes. 52 00:02:09,319 --> 00:02:09,800 Speaker 4: Okay. 53 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,759 Speaker 2: I don't want to hot at you, all right, I 54 00:02:11,759 --> 00:02:13,719 don't want to have to do that. What I don't 55 00:02:13,719 --> 00:02:15,879 want to hot at you? What is when you audit 56 00:02:15,879 --> 00:02:16,400 someone in hell? 57 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,520 Speaker 3: It's a hot at Okay, Well, this is a question 58 00:02:19,599 --> 00:02:23,439 from at Kramer Fame. What does a typical day look 59 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,000 like in Hell for you, Clayton. 60 00:02:25,439 --> 00:02:27,240 Speaker 4: Oh, I'm a very busy guy. 61 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 2: Normally I wake up at about noon and then I 62 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:36,560 watch cartoons in my boxers for about two hours. 63 00:02:36,879 --> 00:02:37,639 Speaker 4: Two hours. Yeah. 64 00:02:38,479 --> 00:02:41,159 Speaker 2: Sometimes, you know, on recording days, Crystal come over and 65 00:02:41,159 --> 00:02:42,439 if I don't want to leave the couch, then he'll 66 00:02:42,439 --> 00:02:44,879 set up the recording studio around my couch so I 67 00:02:44,879 --> 00:02:46,360 don't have to leave it. I could just eat cereal, 68 00:02:47,439 --> 00:02:49,520 you know. That takes about forty five minutes. I'm normally 69 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,840 just exhausted. So then I take a you know, a 70 00:02:51,879 --> 00:02:54,479 three hour nap, huh. And then after that I go 71 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,840 to the gym, you know, gotta watch my watch my 72 00:02:56,879 --> 00:03:00,879 figure go down the jack the rippers gym, get ripped. 73 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:02,360 Speaker 4: Yeah. You know. 74 00:03:02,439 --> 00:03:05,800 Speaker 2: You know when they talk about exercising demons, Yeah, that's me. 75 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:09,159 I'm an exercising demon. So you know, I get my 76 00:03:09,199 --> 00:03:14,360 pump on, go home. Don't shower, that's important. Yeah, shower, Yeah, 77 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:19,080 take another nap, play some video games, go to bed, 78 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,080 rinse and repeat. Yeah, that's a r I don't rinse 79 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:23,800 and repeat, I don't shower. Yeah, make that very clear. Clear, 80 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,479 long day do you ever like go to Earth? Oh 81 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:29,360 you know, I'll pop up there sometimes in San clown 82 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,479 posse concerts. 83 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:32,520 Speaker 4: Love those. 84 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,159 Speaker 2: Halloween's great because I can just go up there and 85 00:03:35,199 --> 00:03:37,159 just like I don't even have to do white face. 86 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:39,599 I can just go up as me and nobody really, 87 00:03:39,639 --> 00:03:41,960 you know, looks at me like I'm different. 88 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:44,879 Speaker 4: It's the one day I can fit fit in. Yeah. 89 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:48,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, this is me trying to be emotional about how 90 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,439 I don't fit in with the humans, but it's not 91 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:51,000 really working. 92 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,319 Speaker 1: Nope, you do torture them? 93 00:03:53,479 --> 00:03:56,759 Speaker 2: Yeah, oh actually, not too long ago. I popped up 94 00:03:56,759 --> 00:04:01,719 there and I sometimes possess people ts Eliott just you know, 95 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,120 like for half an hour, I wrote some fucking play 96 00:04:04,759 --> 00:04:06,240 about dogs or those cats? 97 00:04:06,319 --> 00:04:06,479 Speaker 3: Yeah? 98 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:07,759 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, how'd that do? 99 00:04:07,879 --> 00:04:09,919 Speaker 2: By the way, did that totally bomb ts Eliot's career 100 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:10,719 like I hoped it would? 101 00:04:10,879 --> 00:04:10,919 Speaker 3: Know? 102 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:11,599 Speaker 1: It did? 103 00:04:11,639 --> 00:04:11,800 Speaker 4: Really? 104 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,800 Speaker 1: I went to Broadway? What yeah? 105 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,680 Speaker 4: Cats? Yeah thing I wrote? Yeah, I just shipped that 106 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:18,160 out in an afternoon. Are you kidding me? 107 00:04:18,879 --> 00:04:21,959 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like a huge hit on Broadway? What yeah, 108 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,480 well it's what's I mean, how's it doing? 109 00:04:23,519 --> 00:04:23,720 Speaker 4: Now? 110 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:26,560 Speaker 1: Well there's a movie adaptation. 111 00:04:26,879 --> 00:04:30,199 Speaker 4: What are you kidding me? Oh? God. 112 00:04:30,319 --> 00:04:32,920 Speaker 3: All right, well, yeah, the movie didn't do as well 113 00:04:32,959 --> 00:04:35,040 as the Broadway play did. 114 00:04:35,199 --> 00:04:38,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean there's no story. It's it's a show 115 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:39,600 slash movie about cats. 116 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,560 Speaker 3: I mean yeah, So did you do that as a 117 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:43,680 prank or like, yeah, I was just I was fucking around. 118 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:45,160 Speaker 4: I wanted to just like end his career. 119 00:04:45,639 --> 00:04:47,759 Speaker 2: Well, then I think it turns it sounds like I 120 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,160 did a great, great thing for him. 121 00:04:49,319 --> 00:04:51,680 Speaker 3: It worked out in the end because of the movie. 122 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:55,319 But uh, and then this is a question from good 123 00:04:55,319 --> 00:04:57,759 Morning from Hell subreddit. Do people that don't listen to 124 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,000 Good Morning from Hell go to Hell? 125 00:04:59,399 --> 00:04:59,839 Speaker 4: Yeah? 126 00:05:00,079 --> 00:05:03,600 Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, in some way, shape or forms, everybody is 127 00:05:03,639 --> 00:05:05,759 gonna be listening to Good Morning from Hell. If you 128 00:05:05,759 --> 00:05:07,959 don't listen to it on Earth, you're gonna get sit 129 00:05:08,079 --> 00:05:10,839 down to Hell to have to listen to it. And 130 00:05:10,879 --> 00:05:12,800 then if you listen to it, well then you're going 131 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:15,199 to hell. So it's just like, you know, you're. 132 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,680 Speaker 3: Better off listening to it on Earth and then telling 133 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:22,399 your friends about it, because right ooh sly yeah yeah, 134 00:05:22,759 --> 00:05:27,319 well because he didn't get points coming down right against 135 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,839 I'm not keeping track of those, and I'm like the 136 00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:34,279 finance guy. Well, but like obviously, if someone comes down 137 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:36,360 and they're familiar with your work, right, you're gonna give 138 00:05:36,399 --> 00:05:37,959 them lighter punishment, right. 139 00:05:38,199 --> 00:05:40,959 Speaker 2: Oh oh, I got you wink. Yeah yeah, no, it's 140 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:43,399 like it's like a vacation. We'll bring you down here 141 00:05:43,439 --> 00:05:46,000 and we'll treat you super good. If you listen and 142 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:49,199 promote good Morning from Hell, nothing bad will come to you. 143 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:50,839 Speaker 4: Yeah, everything will be great. 144 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:53,399 Speaker 2: Well yeah, yeah, Chris listens to Good Morning from Hell 145 00:05:53,399 --> 00:05:55,199 all the time and he loves his life, don't you. 146 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:59,319 Speaker 1: I love it. So who is our guest this week? 147 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:03,480 Speaker 2: Well, as you know, my one of my long term 148 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:06,399 ex girlfriends is Athena, the Goddess of War. 149 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:09,199 Speaker 1: I did not know that, well now you know? All right, 150 00:06:09,319 --> 00:06:10,360 so now I as I know. 151 00:06:10,439 --> 00:06:12,959 Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody else knew it, and why didn't you know it? Anyways? 152 00:06:13,199 --> 00:06:14,879 Speaker 2: People think that we have a lot of beef. That's 153 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:17,720 not the case at all. We're totally friends. We ended 154 00:06:17,759 --> 00:06:21,959 things amicably, totally on you know, equal terms. 155 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,199 Speaker 4: We both agreed on it. 156 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:27,079 Speaker 2: Yeah okay, all right, yeah, so like things are cool. 157 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,519 Yeah okay, So like I'm gonna bring her on and 158 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:32,040 I'm gonna show you what good friends we are. Yeah okay, 159 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,759 So what happened. Why'd y'all break up? Well, we couldn't 160 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:38,360 stop fighting. Oh yeah, we just couldn't stop fighting. Everything 161 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:39,439 was just like like a war. 162 00:06:40,079 --> 00:06:42,240 Speaker 3: Well didn't you know that that's what you were kind 163 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:44,399 of like signing up for when you date the goddess 164 00:06:44,439 --> 00:06:44,959 of war? 165 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:47,199 Speaker 4: Oh I ain't considered that. 166 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:51,279 Speaker 2: I don't know anyways, I'm like super excited to see her, 167 00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:53,560 but I'm like weirdly excited to see here because you know, 168 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:54,240 things are cool. 169 00:06:54,319 --> 00:06:56,480 Speaker 4: Are you sure I don't have feelings for her anymore? 170 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:58,120 Speaker 1: Huh no? 171 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:01,399 Speaker 4: Yeah? Can you? Can you keep key? 172 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,759 Speaker 2: Turn out the Microphoneral Cook? He meets the microphone real quick, 173 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,199 just like a you know, can you do that? 174 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:07,639 Speaker 1: Why does just you know? 175 00:07:08,319 --> 00:07:10,000 Speaker 4: I just need a moment? Can you meet the microphone? 176 00:07:10,319 --> 00:07:10,759 Speaker 1: Okay? 177 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,680 Speaker 4: Uh? Click? Okay, I heard the click. Did you meet 178 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:14,600 the microphone? Yeah? 179 00:07:14,759 --> 00:07:15,040 Speaker 1: Okay. 180 00:07:15,079 --> 00:07:18,120 Speaker 2: I mean I'm a fucking wreck, bro, I fucking missing 181 00:07:18,079 --> 00:07:18,959 Theata so much. 182 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:19,759 Speaker 4: I want her back. 183 00:07:20,439 --> 00:07:23,759 Speaker 2: Barbara Bush did nothing for me, and I've just I've 184 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:27,199 just been going skipping around from like shitty relationship. This 185 00:07:27,279 --> 00:07:30,079 shitty relationship, nothing compares to the Theta. 186 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:30,360 Speaker 4: Man. 187 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:32,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, I need her back, and I need you to 188 00:07:32,639 --> 00:07:32,920 help me. 189 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,920 Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I thought that I got this cool podcast and. 190 00:07:35,879 --> 00:07:37,160 Speaker 4: She'd be fucking impressed. 191 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,439 Speaker 2: So I'm gonna bring her on and just be like, hey, 192 00:07:39,439 --> 00:07:41,360 look how successful a need I am and how good 193 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:42,079 I'm getting. 194 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:42,680 Speaker 4: Along without you? 195 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:46,079 Speaker 1: Uh huh Okay, okay, so you need to like play along. 196 00:07:46,439 --> 00:07:47,319 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I know. 197 00:07:47,639 --> 00:07:49,120 Speaker 1: I'll prop you up, all right. 198 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:54,759 Speaker 3: It's it's cool, just like no, it's so fucking horny, dude. 199 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:59,000 Speaker 2: Well you got horns, yeah, I know, like the horns. Yeah, 200 00:07:59,319 --> 00:08:01,079 but like you know, the other weights, I'm just like, 201 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:04,360 I'm just a wreck. I'm a mess without her. This 202 00:08:04,439 --> 00:08:06,040 is your shot, man. We can make this work. 203 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:07,439 Speaker 1: You anything you want me to do. 204 00:08:07,639 --> 00:08:11,000 Speaker 2: Oh, just you know, like make me seem like super cool, okay, 205 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,720 And I know that that's gonna be super easy because 206 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:16,480 I'm like the coolest guy, you know, but also the hottest. 207 00:08:16,879 --> 00:08:19,279 Speaker 4: It's kind of this conflicting thing because like I'm super cool, 208 00:08:19,279 --> 00:08:19,879 but I'm really hot. 209 00:08:19,959 --> 00:08:21,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're sweating a lot right now. 210 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:25,399 Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not sweating. You're sweating. Okay, we're both sweating, 211 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:26,439 all right. 212 00:08:26,519 --> 00:08:27,079 Speaker 4: Okay, So. 213 00:08:28,839 --> 00:08:31,639 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all right, right, I'm ready, I'm ready hit me, 214 00:08:31,759 --> 00:08:33,320 all right, me hit me? 215 00:08:33,399 --> 00:08:35,080 Speaker 1: No, no, hit me, like he up? 216 00:08:35,159 --> 00:08:35,399 Speaker 5: Hit me? 217 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:41,399 Speaker 4: Okay, what do you hit me? Now? God, don't hit me? 218 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,080 What do you hit me? 219 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,759 Speaker 1: All right? Sorry you said that? Okay whatever, Okay, I'm ready. 220 00:08:44,759 --> 00:08:45,000 Speaker 4: All right? 221 00:08:45,039 --> 00:08:45,480 Speaker 1: Are you ready? 222 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:47,519 Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah? Turn turn the microphones back on? 223 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:48,120 Speaker 1: Okay? 224 00:08:48,759 --> 00:08:49,840 Speaker 4: Click? Are they back on? 225 00:08:50,159 --> 00:08:50,559 Speaker 1: They're back? 226 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:50,840 Speaker 4: All right? 227 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:53,240 Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah? Hey, hey, hot, Sorry, I just had a 228 00:08:53,279 --> 00:08:56,360 phone call with three supermodels. Okay, yeah, I had to 229 00:08:56,360 --> 00:09:00,799 take that three yeah, three supermodels. They all told you, Yeah, 230 00:09:01,039 --> 00:09:03,240 it was It's crazy. They all want me to hang 231 00:09:03,279 --> 00:09:05,519 out with them, but I'm like, hey, I'm busy. I 232 00:09:05,559 --> 00:09:08,440 got a thing going on. Okay, I think is here 233 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,679 out of the front door? Okay, all right, yeah, hey, 234 00:09:12,799 --> 00:09:14,759 come on. I was so good to see you. 235 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,600 Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, how's it going? 236 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:23,600 Speaker 4: Hey, give give me a hug. Okay, well I shake worts. 237 00:09:23,399 --> 00:09:25,799 Speaker 6: Too, Yes, great, it's sanitary. 238 00:09:25,759 --> 00:09:27,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, virus. 239 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:31,080 Speaker 5: Don't even get me started on the coronavirus. The gods 240 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:33,279 of plague and sickness right now are trying to take 241 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:35,679 all of the attention away from World Wall three. 242 00:09:35,919 --> 00:09:36,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I know. 243 00:09:37,039 --> 00:09:40,039 Speaker 5: It's infuriating. Do you know how much marketing money I've 244 00:09:40,039 --> 00:09:40,720 spent on this. 245 00:09:41,679 --> 00:09:43,759 Speaker 2: It's just just gone to waste because they've they've taken 246 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:44,519 a spot. 247 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:48,200 Speaker 3: Yeah crazy, I'm Chris. Nice to meet you, by the way. 248 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:51,039 Hey bye, hi Athena. 249 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:55,360 Speaker 4: Great. So you're the Goddess of war. That's cool. 250 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:58,840 Speaker 5: Yes, you know that's I'm telling me a little bit 251 00:09:58,879 --> 00:10:02,840 short like megas. He hasn't told you about me? Also 252 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:07,960 Goddess of wisdom. Oh yeah, otherwise known as the Virgin 253 00:10:08,039 --> 00:10:10,799 got us because I'm you know, just very righteous. 254 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:13,879 Speaker 6: So don't forget any of those things. 255 00:10:13,919 --> 00:10:16,039 Speaker 4: I don't know about the other one, you know, you 256 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:19,399 know what I mean. You just give me a little cook. 257 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,159 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been a while since you've been over, Like, 258 00:10:22,159 --> 00:10:23,440 what do you what do you think of my studio? 259 00:10:24,679 --> 00:10:26,720 Speaker 4: He's cool, it's. 260 00:10:26,639 --> 00:10:29,559 Speaker 6: Quaint, great, Yeah, I love that for you. 261 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:35,720 Speaker 3: Yeah all right, cool, super good to have. Yeah yeah, 262 00:10:35,799 --> 00:10:39,440 it's it's I think it's cool. Like you know, cool pad, right, 263 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,440 Like we like hanging out here a lot. 264 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:42,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, we're just two buds. 265 00:10:42,919 --> 00:10:48,639 Speaker 3: Yeah, like one time Clinton uh had a beer and like, 266 00:10:48,639 --> 00:10:50,320 oh yeah it's cool. 267 00:10:50,639 --> 00:10:51,000 Speaker 4: Yeah. 268 00:10:51,039 --> 00:10:53,919 Speaker 6: So you guys just sort of like hang out here. 269 00:10:54,519 --> 00:10:55,799 Speaker 1: When we're not out on the town. 270 00:10:56,120 --> 00:11:00,720 Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, you know me, I'm the party guy, you know. 271 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:03,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, mm hmm. 272 00:11:03,799 --> 00:11:12,159 Speaker 7: Yeah you seem like I haven't seems just like yeah, yeah, thanks, Yeah, 273 00:11:12,399 --> 00:11:15,679 so I good, thank you? 274 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:18,759 Speaker 1: So you've got us of war? What are what are 275 00:11:18,799 --> 00:11:20,159 your duties? Exactly? 276 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:24,759 Speaker 5: Honestly, sort of as one of Zeus's favorites, like, I 277 00:11:24,759 --> 00:11:27,120 don't know, you pretty much cried when I came out 278 00:11:27,159 --> 00:11:27,720 of his face. 279 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,039 Speaker 6: I can kind of do whatever I want. 280 00:11:31,919 --> 00:11:35,440 Speaker 5: So lately I've actually been, you know, really honing my 281 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:40,279 craft skills, with a special focus on spinning and weaving. 282 00:11:40,559 --> 00:11:43,519 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she was really into arts and. 283 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,480 Speaker 6: It's really taking off on Etsy. 284 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,360 Speaker 1: Oh cool, you got an Etsy. 285 00:11:47,679 --> 00:11:47,879 Speaker 6: Yeah. 286 00:11:47,919 --> 00:11:51,240 Speaker 5: I've been thinking about starting a Patreon, just you know, 287 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:54,480 breaking some extra income for that, but they tell me 288 00:11:54,519 --> 00:11:57,360 I have to sell nudes on this, so we'll figure 289 00:11:57,399 --> 00:11:58,200 it out. 290 00:11:58,840 --> 00:11:59,960 Speaker 1: Yeah that's required. 291 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,120 Speaker 6: But it's it's going great. 292 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:07,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good because she's also the goddess of our crafts. 293 00:12:07,879 --> 00:12:09,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember that. 294 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:12,279 Speaker 6: Thank You's life's good. That's good. 295 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,639 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good for me too. That's great. 296 00:12:14,759 --> 00:12:15,600 Speaker 6: How's that? 297 00:12:15,919 --> 00:12:17,039 Speaker 4: Yeah? 298 00:12:17,399 --> 00:12:21,399 Speaker 2: I mean I've got a Chris him Oh yeah, yeah, 299 00:12:21,519 --> 00:12:22,639 I got this podcast. 300 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,000 Speaker 6: No you did? Did. 301 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,159 Speaker 5: Always love hearing the sound of your own voice, So 302 00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:29,399 I can understand why you would enjoy this. 303 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:30,080 Speaker 4: Yeah. 304 00:12:30,159 --> 00:12:33,840 Speaker 6: Yeah, it's cute. It's it's cute. I'm sorry, it's cute. 305 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:34,559 Speaker 4: Cool. 306 00:12:34,639 --> 00:12:34,799 Speaker 5: Yeah. 307 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,559 Speaker 3: Yeah, Well he also he does a lot of finance. 308 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,919 He's got a good really cool six six six K. 309 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:41,799 Speaker 4: Yeah. 310 00:12:41,799 --> 00:12:43,080 Speaker 1: I got a lot of money in that. I mean 311 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,159 it's you know, it's good. 312 00:12:44,399 --> 00:12:47,039 Speaker 2: A lot of investments. Yeah, a lot of investments that 313 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,000 are panning out hit hit coin. 314 00:12:49,399 --> 00:12:53,639 Speaker 5: Oh well hey maybe if I ever needed you could 315 00:12:53,679 --> 00:12:56,039 you could help me finance my Patreon. 316 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:57,559 Speaker 4: Sounds like you want to hang out with me. 317 00:12:57,679 --> 00:12:59,440 Speaker 2: So if that's the case, then you know, I can 318 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:04,159 you know, pencil in oh remote, right, yeah, we could 319 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,840 do that, or you know, I could, I could, you know, 320 00:13:06,399 --> 00:13:09,360 take a trip up to Mount Olympus, you know, like 321 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,759 old times, just like old times. 322 00:13:10,799 --> 00:13:11,840 Speaker 6: Well maybe I don't. I don't know. 323 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,559 Speaker 5: I'm pretty busy, but I you know, I would, you know, 324 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,960 I want things to be amicable. 325 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,120 Speaker 1: Sure, so yeah, for a few reasons. 326 00:13:19,279 --> 00:13:21,919 Speaker 3: Going back, it's something you kind of mentioned you came 327 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,240 out of Zeus's head. 328 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,000 Speaker 6: Yeah, correct, Yeah, because if. 329 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:30,120 Speaker 3: I remember my Greek mythology correctly, Zeus had a really 330 00:13:30,159 --> 00:13:35,240 bad headache and then you popped out of it, fully 331 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:38,840 grown and an armor out of his forehead. 332 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:41,879 Speaker 5: Correct with a chrys so mighty and fearsome that Uranus 333 00:13:41,879 --> 00:13:43,639 in Gaya was shaken to the bones with Tara. 334 00:13:44,039 --> 00:13:44,480 Speaker 6: Thank you. 335 00:13:44,559 --> 00:13:48,399 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, you're you're like the You're also like 336 00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:49,480 the goddess of headaches. 337 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,360 Speaker 4: I would know, Am I right? 338 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,639 Speaker 6: What do you insinuating? 339 00:13:54,799 --> 00:13:56,879 Speaker 4: It is a joke? Joke? 340 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:59,399 Speaker 6: Oh yeah, no, that's that is funny. 341 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:00,000 Speaker 1: Thank you. 342 00:14:00,279 --> 00:14:05,360 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, this is a comedy Yeah, thanks Chris, this 343 00:14:05,399 --> 00:14:06,960 is a comedy podcast after all. 344 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:10,360 Speaker 6: Oh you've started doing comedy, that's yeah. 345 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:13,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you always used to laugh at my jokes, 346 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,000 so that's true. 347 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:15,919 Speaker 6: No, you're not wrong. 348 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:19,200 Speaker 5: Then I did do that, yeah yeah cool. 349 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:20,039 Speaker 1: Oh wow. 350 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:21,320 Speaker 4: Yeah. 351 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:26,000 Speaker 3: So I'm just a little curious about how that actually happened. 352 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,720 What part of his head did you come out of? 353 00:14:27,759 --> 00:14:30,519 Did he like sneeze and then you popped out or what? 354 00:14:30,759 --> 00:14:34,720 Speaker 5: Well, because of my immense power. Basically, Zeus's headaches were 355 00:14:34,919 --> 00:14:38,240 so tremendous that he really couldn't stand them, so he 356 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:42,080 had a friend strike him in the head with an axe. Okay, 357 00:14:42,159 --> 00:14:47,440 and that's how I arrived cool to much applause, he 358 00:14:47,559 --> 00:14:50,399 was delighted, extremely proud of me. 359 00:14:50,519 --> 00:14:54,639 Speaker 2: Still is I mean her birthdays were always ragers. Yeah, 360 00:14:55,039 --> 00:14:58,320 Urber that time that I brought you that battle. You know, 361 00:14:58,919 --> 00:15:00,679 it was a surprise battle that I took you to 362 00:15:01,279 --> 00:15:03,320 showed you. It was like surprise, it's your favorite thing. 363 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,519 Speaker 4: It's war, remember that. 364 00:15:07,159 --> 00:15:11,080 Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I thought that was very sweet. You know, 365 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:14,360 it was a stage play, so not a real war, 366 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,080 which means it's not quite the same. 367 00:15:16,399 --> 00:15:16,679 Speaker 4: Yeah. 368 00:15:16,879 --> 00:15:20,000 Speaker 2: I mean I was trying to get into playwriting. So 369 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,879 you know I wrote Cats. Maybe you're familiar with it. 370 00:15:23,519 --> 00:15:25,440 Speaker 6: You wrote Cats, that's right. 371 00:15:25,559 --> 00:15:28,720 Speaker 4: Yeah, I possessed T. S. Eliot and the whole thing. 372 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:34,399 Speaker 5: Wow, that's very successful for you. No, congrats, Actually, yeah, 373 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:34,879 that's great. 374 00:15:35,399 --> 00:15:35,919 Speaker 6: I didn't know. 375 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,919 Speaker 4: Thanks, No big deal, no big deal. 376 00:15:39,399 --> 00:15:40,360 Speaker 6: Very jellical of you. 377 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:44,159 Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks, I made that word. Yeah. 378 00:15:44,159 --> 00:15:47,759 Speaker 3: So Athena as the goddess of war and other things 379 00:15:47,799 --> 00:15:48,200 as well. 380 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:49,440 Speaker 1: House business. 381 00:15:49,639 --> 00:15:53,080 Speaker 5: Oh, we are really trying to start something where it 382 00:15:53,159 --> 00:15:56,240 comes to World War three. Like I said, the coronavirus 383 00:15:56,279 --> 00:15:57,759 has been like a marketing hiccup. 384 00:15:57,799 --> 00:15:59,559 Speaker 6: If I had to talk to the board about that. 385 00:16:00,279 --> 00:16:02,320 Speaker 5: Really. You know, there was a while where I was 386 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:07,320 trying to like seed something in Korea. So right now, 387 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,759 you know, I'm just doing the one thing that humans 388 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:14,600 always seem to fall for, which is just focusing on oil. Oh, 389 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:16,919 trying to see how that's panning out. 390 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:17,679 Speaker 1: Cool. 391 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:18,559 Speaker 6: I'm hopeful. 392 00:16:18,679 --> 00:16:21,960 Speaker 5: I think it's gonna be a big one currently, just 393 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,240 seeding that a little bit. Humans are just so caught 394 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:28,720 up in everything else right now, which which is just 395 00:16:28,759 --> 00:16:30,279 a goddamn headache, just like. 396 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:30,960 Speaker 6: How I was born. 397 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:35,159 Speaker 3: So in mythology, a lot of times you're attributed to 398 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,399 peace as well. 399 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,519 Speaker 1: Is that a thing that you're into or just. 400 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,159 Speaker 6: Look, gods get bored? 401 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,360 Speaker 5: Okay, Like I don't want to see the same war 402 00:16:44,559 --> 00:16:46,919 fought for a thousand years. 403 00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:48,519 Speaker 6: I prefer a little bit of variety. 404 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:52,799 Speaker 5: So yeah, sometimes peace comes, okay, it just makes the 405 00:16:52,919 --> 00:16:57,000 next war more juicy, usually because someone's like signed a 406 00:16:57,039 --> 00:17:00,840 treaty that Germany goes and breaks. So, uh, you got. 407 00:17:00,879 --> 00:17:01,440 Speaker 1: To mix it up. 408 00:17:01,519 --> 00:17:03,200 Speaker 3: You got to mix it up. You can't have a 409 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:08,640 never ending war, I mean unless it's Iraq. But but otherwise. 410 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:11,160 Speaker 1: Some of my finest work, yeah, long, longest work as well. 411 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,480 Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't want to like ruin my image. 412 00:17:13,759 --> 00:17:16,279 Speaker 5: It's just peace comes after war sometimes while you're brewing 413 00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:18,079 the next awful battle. 414 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:36,200 Speaker 3: So yeah, so I'm curious. You guys dated for a while, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, 415 00:17:36,279 --> 00:17:38,240 So how did you guys meet? 416 00:17:38,759 --> 00:17:41,559 Speaker 5: Palace and I One day were practicing some martial arts 417 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:46,240 and I accidentally killed Palace. But I had to bring 418 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:50,440 down here and I ran into Clayton. Oh you know, 419 00:17:50,559 --> 00:17:53,839 in my my grief, I was like a little bit misguided, 420 00:17:54,079 --> 00:17:59,000 and he was there, you know, just in front of me. 421 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:02,200 Speaker 3: It's to have someone to support you. I think Clayton's 422 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:06,599 really supportive. He always supports me with the torture. 423 00:18:06,359 --> 00:18:06,759 Speaker 4: Rac I have. 424 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,160 Speaker 1: It's very supportive. Yeah, it's got great back support. 425 00:18:10,039 --> 00:18:10,160 Speaker 5: Uh. 426 00:18:11,119 --> 00:18:13,880 Speaker 1: So you live on Mount Olympus, right I do. 427 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,319 Speaker 3: Yeah, And obviously Clayton lives down here in Hell. It 428 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,200 was so is a long distance thing or. 429 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. Sometimes I'd go up there, she'd come down here. 430 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,720 Sometimes you meet in the middle. You know, we'd go 431 00:18:23,759 --> 00:18:24,400 to we'd got. 432 00:18:24,319 --> 00:18:28,759 Speaker 2: To purgatory or you know, Earth starts wars. You know, 433 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:30,759 we made it work. We made it work. 434 00:18:31,119 --> 00:18:31,599 Speaker 4: Yeah. 435 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:35,240 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a long distance. Yeah, but I think you know, 436 00:18:35,279 --> 00:18:38,000 I appreciated the space. 437 00:18:38,359 --> 00:18:39,279 Speaker 6: It worked for us. 438 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,960 Speaker 2: I think, yeah, yeah, you know, I mean the flight's 439 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,839 got expensive, you know, Spirit Airlines. 440 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,519 Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you never hudbags. 441 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,240 Speaker 2: You know when we were together, you know, we were 442 00:18:51,279 --> 00:18:53,039 texting each other on her hell phones. 443 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,039 Speaker 4: Anytime we saw each other. 444 00:18:55,039 --> 00:18:57,519 Speaker 2: It's just like, oh, like, it's I missed you so much. 445 00:18:57,359 --> 00:18:58,400 Speaker 4: You know, it's been so long. 446 00:18:58,960 --> 00:18:59,480 Speaker 1: Yeah you know. 447 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's the cool thing about long distance relationships. 448 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,839 It really makes that time together special. 449 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, highly recommend them. They're great. They're the best. They're 450 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,519 they're super great. They're the best and the best. 451 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:10,839 Speaker 1: So good. 452 00:19:11,279 --> 00:19:16,799 Speaker 3: I loved it, loved it, so, uh, tell me about 453 00:19:16,839 --> 00:19:19,319 like some of the good times, right, guys, I mean, like, 454 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,039 what are one of your favorite dates? 455 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,680 Speaker 4: Where do we start? You know, I mean I got 456 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,359 one in mine? What was your favorite? 457 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,240 Speaker 6: You know, I feels. 458 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:33,720 Speaker 4: So many, right, there's so many. Maybe, well, yeah, there's 459 00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:35,839 she's probably parsing through all the memories. 460 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,599 Speaker 6: The reason by myself for that one. 461 00:19:40,319 --> 00:19:47,119 Speaker 5: Well, hey, yeah, you were there when I started World 462 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:47,640 War One. 463 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:48,759 Speaker 4: That's right. 464 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,119 Speaker 1: That's a that's a good one, A big, big one. 465 00:19:51,279 --> 00:19:51,519 Speaker 6: Yeah. 466 00:19:51,599 --> 00:19:54,960 Speaker 5: We went to this like really cute brunch place, delicious. 467 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,839 They had like this jalapeno bread. It's oh my god, 468 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:58,720 that place is great. 469 00:19:58,799 --> 00:19:59,039 Speaker 4: Yeah. 470 00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:00,000 Speaker 6: Yeah, so we were there. 471 00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:03,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean there was a parade going on outside, 472 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:06,000 and then Archduke Franz Ferdinand was going by, and then 473 00:20:06,279 --> 00:20:08,960 she was she was really pissed off for you know, 474 00:20:09,079 --> 00:20:11,319 we had these cute little fights, you know, not a 475 00:20:11,319 --> 00:20:15,119 big deal, but she went off and just possessed some 476 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,519 guys to assassinate him. 477 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:20,839 Speaker 4: And then World War one. Wow yeah, yeah, that easy. 478 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:21,400 Speaker 1: Huh yeah. 479 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,319 Speaker 2: I'd like to think that I was just as much, 480 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,440 you know, as involved with the creation of World War 481 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,880 One as she was, because I was the one that 482 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:28,640 set her off. 483 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,920 Speaker 4: Yeah yeah right, I mean. 484 00:20:30,799 --> 00:20:34,559 Speaker 6: So it's like thanks, yes, yes, yeah. 485 00:20:34,519 --> 00:20:37,480 Speaker 1: What about you, Clayton orders like a good time? 486 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,119 Speaker 4: Oh god, so many, so many, I don't why start. 487 00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:43,359 Speaker 2: I remember the time, oh, you know, the time we 488 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:46,559 went to to Pompeii and we started that active volcano. 489 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,319 Speaker 4: I think you were going by Bologna. 490 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,839 Speaker 2: At the time, which is you know that was like 491 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,279 a phase. But uh yeah, we killed a bunch of people. 492 00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:53,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, it was really cool. 493 00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:56,519 Speaker 2: Wow, it was hot because he's a volcano, but it's 494 00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:57,839 also you know, like it's hot. 495 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:02,880 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I vaguely remember that, yeah, vividly. 496 00:21:03,519 --> 00:21:04,440 Speaker 6: Yes. Yeah. 497 00:21:04,559 --> 00:21:07,759 Speaker 3: Okay, well yeah, so I mean I'm sure like that's 498 00:21:07,839 --> 00:21:10,839 that sounds hot. How is your sex life? 499 00:21:11,279 --> 00:21:11,720 Speaker 4: It was hot? 500 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:16,039 Speaker 5: Wait what I'm not gonna like fully blame you for that, 501 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,799 Like some women aren't into it when men cry when 502 00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:20,039 they ejaculate. 503 00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:26,400 Speaker 4: Like, you know, like it was a sweat so but before. 504 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:30,519 Speaker 5: That sometimes it was fun. Just the crying. It's a 505 00:21:30,519 --> 00:21:31,680 lot of liquid at once. 506 00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:35,440 Speaker 2: H Yeah, she's she's she's kidding. 507 00:21:35,519 --> 00:21:35,680 Speaker 6: You know. 508 00:21:35,759 --> 00:21:37,960 Speaker 4: I didn't never, I never cried. I don't I don't cry. 509 00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:39,039 Speaker 1: I don't cry. 510 00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:39,559 Speaker 4: Yeah. 511 00:21:39,759 --> 00:21:42,319 Speaker 2: No, that was I was sweating and she you know, 512 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,440 and then and I got sweat because it was always 513 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,759 super intimate and hot. 514 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,759 Speaker 1: You know, I sweat sweat. 515 00:21:48,839 --> 00:21:49,319 Speaker 4: I sweat. 516 00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:52,119 Speaker 2: It was ice sweat, not like I yeah, no, like 517 00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:54,279 it was like I eyeball sweat. 518 00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:55,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah that's what it was. 519 00:21:55,519 --> 00:21:55,680 Speaker 3: It was. 520 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:56,839 Speaker 4: Yeah. 521 00:21:57,279 --> 00:21:59,559 Speaker 1: Did you guys get along with each other's family? 522 00:21:59,759 --> 00:22:02,039 Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah no, I was a huge hit up 523 00:22:02,079 --> 00:22:03,240 in Mount Olympus. Right. 524 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,240 Speaker 6: Yeah, it was fine. 525 00:22:06,079 --> 00:22:07,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fine. 526 00:22:07,799 --> 00:22:10,359 Speaker 5: I mean, I don't mean they like bring it up here. 527 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:14,200 But my current relationship is going much better. But it 528 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,000 just did juxtaposition between the two. 529 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,279 Speaker 6: No, it's we can talk about that that later. 530 00:22:20,559 --> 00:22:24,160 Speaker 2: It's fun, okay, okay, Yeah, Well anyways, like Zeus, I 531 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,279 think I think he liked me, right, your your dad 532 00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:27,000 liked me, right? 533 00:22:28,799 --> 00:22:32,160 Speaker 6: He mostly like I thought you were. How do I 534 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,839 put it tolerable? 535 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:34,640 Speaker 1: Yeah? 536 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it was It was it about the 537 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,880 time with diagnosis that I got drunk on wine and 538 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,079 then I remember Zeus wasn't too happy about that. 539 00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:44,119 Speaker 4: Okay, like full full backstory. 540 00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:45,960 Speaker 2: One time my health phone was low on battery, so 541 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,119 I took some of Zeus's lightning bolts to charge it, 542 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,359 and then you know, it was a little tipsy because 543 00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:52,880 I you know, i'd gotten into the Ambrosia and you know, 544 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,519 I blew up a city and a shrine that had 545 00:22:54,559 --> 00:22:56,039 Zeus in it. You know, it's like, oh, you're not 546 00:22:56,079 --> 00:22:58,359 a big deal. Does this simple mistake that happened. 547 00:22:58,839 --> 00:23:00,759 Speaker 6: Yeah, that's just one of many. 548 00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:03,519 Speaker 1: But it's happened, happens to everyone, It happens to everyone. 549 00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:05,839 Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, we did have good times, you know. 550 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,359 Speaker 1: So did you get along with his family? 551 00:23:12,839 --> 00:23:14,880 Speaker 6: Oh? Yeah? Always. 552 00:23:15,039 --> 00:23:17,880 Speaker 2: Actually the actually did quite like her, and they still 553 00:23:18,799 --> 00:23:21,119 ask about her a lot, do they. 554 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:26,519 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, mom says I. By the way, that's so cute. 555 00:23:28,079 --> 00:23:33,079 Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm yeah really really still close with your family, actually. 556 00:23:34,279 --> 00:23:39,160 Speaker 6: Talk to you about that. So this this is super awkward. 557 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:44,160 Speaker 5: Satan and I have actually been seeing each other. 558 00:23:44,759 --> 00:23:50,799 Speaker 4: Wait what my big brother what? Yeah? What? 559 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,880 Speaker 5: That was like a period of overlap. But really, I 560 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,160 just sort of came to my senses. 561 00:23:57,559 --> 00:23:59,880 Speaker 2: I mean, I'm up there. I'm a I'm a big hitter. 562 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,119 I don't know what you're talking about, Sat. 563 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:07,359 Speaker 5: I mean it sometimes like I can have like fifty 564 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:12,240 orgasms in one session. Oh wait, like five zero. 565 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,839 Speaker 2: I thought you did. I thought you said you didn't 566 00:24:15,839 --> 00:24:16,880 really get them out often. 567 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:22,799 Speaker 6: Well, people people change, like, you know, no crying. Nobody cried. 568 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,599 It was all the witness came from me. 569 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:30,079 Speaker 5: Okay, so we didn't we don't even have to use 570 00:24:30,319 --> 00:24:34,839 lube and you had. But yeah, I'm you know, we're 571 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:39,119 really happy and so happy that you're doing well. If 572 00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:43,319 I'm honest, he's sort of like convinced me to be here. 573 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,640 That's why I was in the neighborhood, and I just 574 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,079 he didn't want to tell you because I know, like 575 00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:50,759 you guys have like a. 576 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:51,839 Speaker 6: Little bit of tension. 577 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:55,880 Speaker 5: But yeah, I have your laughing right, this is fine, right, 578 00:24:56,039 --> 00:24:58,440 Like you're that's you know, you can you can be 579 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:02,799 the guy on my Patreon. 580 00:25:03,759 --> 00:25:04,079 Speaker 4: Cool. 581 00:25:04,319 --> 00:25:08,000 Speaker 5: If you know we can stay close, it'd be yeah. 582 00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:08,839 Thanks for everyone. 583 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:12,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, lots of process here. Thanks for dropping it live 584 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:13,079 on my show. 585 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:14,839 Speaker 4: Huh. 586 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,319 Speaker 2: So he's like he's like a rebound, right, you know, 587 00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:19,039 you're trying to get over me, and you're just like, 588 00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:19,680 once you go. 589 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:25,319 Speaker 4: Red, then you'd rather be dead. Thing right, I mean, 590 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,519 do you think of me at all? Do you miss me? 591 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,240 I mean we look just like each other. 592 00:25:29,799 --> 00:25:30,839 Speaker 6: I'll be honest. 593 00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:34,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, this for what She'll be honest. 594 00:25:35,519 --> 00:25:38,519 Speaker 4: Wow yeah yeah, oh no, no, I mean the gloves 595 00:25:38,519 --> 00:25:39,640 are coming off, lady. 596 00:25:40,519 --> 00:25:43,359 Speaker 6: Can I talk? Are you like you always? 597 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:47,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna yeah, you talk all the time. It's 598 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,880 all just just just you know, this. 599 00:25:49,559 --> 00:25:51,640 Speaker 5: Trying to do this is just like every time that 600 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,599 I ever tried to talk to you about my weaving. 601 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:58,799 Speaker 2: Well, you know, you're fucking weaving sucks. Listen, I've done 602 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,799 so much money into your fucking way. 603 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,599 Speaker 6: I managed to get you to watch anime. 604 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:07,480 Speaker 5: Oh well, just he took no other interest in any 605 00:26:07,519 --> 00:26:10,200 of my other hobbies. But he was like, oh, oh 606 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,559 they have big titties in this. 607 00:26:11,839 --> 00:26:13,119 Speaker 6: I guess I'll watch that. Hold. 608 00:26:14,759 --> 00:26:16,599 Speaker 4: Woe is me, poor poor. 609 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,319 Speaker 2: I know how many wars that I tried to start 610 00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:24,359 to impress you, all right, three hundred Thermopoli, that was me. 611 00:26:24,799 --> 00:26:26,200 Speaker 4: They make movies about that. 612 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,599 Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, just like cats the Hot Gates, that 613 00:26:29,759 --> 00:26:30,759 was me, Chris. 614 00:26:30,799 --> 00:26:31,599 Speaker 6: I'm so sorry. 615 00:26:31,839 --> 00:26:33,039 Speaker 4: I'm not sorry, Chris. 616 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:37,119 Speaker 2: Now you see her for what she really is, the goddess. 617 00:26:37,039 --> 00:26:40,680 Speaker 1: Of shit, the goddess of shit heartbreak. 618 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:45,000 Speaker 4: And I'm not crying. I'm not crying. 619 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,160 Speaker 5: This is what he sounds like when he comes for 620 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,559 the record. It's just that usually he also cries his own. 621 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,839 Speaker 1: Name, So what tell him that? 622 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,160 Speaker 6: What it's fucking like? 623 00:26:56,039 --> 00:26:58,680 Speaker 4: Oh, goddess of war, live it up to your name? 624 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,039 Speaker 6: Are you done? 625 00:27:00,799 --> 00:27:04,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done with you. I'm 626 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,400 done with this this episode of the. 627 00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:09,839 Speaker 2: Podcast, because you suck and I should have had you on. 628 00:27:10,839 --> 00:27:13,599 Don't go to her Patreon, don't support her Etsy shop. 629 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:17,920 Speaker 5: It sucks, literally the god of spinning, and you're saying 630 00:27:18,039 --> 00:27:19,599 it's it's fine, it's fine. 631 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:20,880 Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm better than this. 632 00:27:21,519 --> 00:27:22,880 Speaker 4: Oh I'm better than this. 633 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:27,160 Speaker 2: A high and mighty upon your stupid Mount Olympus, all high, 634 00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:29,880 literally high and mighty. All right, all right, look clean, 635 00:27:30,519 --> 00:27:34,160 just relax. I'm perfectly relaxed. I'm not fine. I'm fine, 636 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:34,680 I'm fine. 637 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,359 Speaker 3: No, No, I'm just saying, obviously, are gonna have to 638 00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:38,079 see each other some. 639 00:27:38,279 --> 00:27:40,400 Speaker 1: If she's going to be dating your brother, oh. 640 00:27:40,279 --> 00:27:45,319 Speaker 3: God hates givings worst, don't don't let her new relationship 641 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:46,680 ruin what you guys had. 642 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,880 Speaker 5: That's why I came down here. Okay, I'm literally the 643 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:54,279 goddess of war and because it was important to Satan. 644 00:27:54,519 --> 00:27:58,440 I'm here trying not to start a war, hoping that 645 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,440 we can just get along. 646 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:05,480 Speaker 4: Clayton, Oh suddenly someone supermature? Cool? Cool? 647 00:28:05,599 --> 00:28:07,480 Speaker 2: Well, well, if you want to talk it over, if 648 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:10,559 you want to apologize by all means, let's hear it. 649 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,759 Speaker 4: You know, for what for what? 650 00:28:13,759 --> 00:28:15,960 Speaker 2: Come on, Chris? Believe you believe the words that are 651 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:16,720 coming out of her mouth? 652 00:28:16,799 --> 00:28:17,039 Speaker 4: Don't? 653 00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:19,599 Speaker 3: Maybe you know, like maybe I can help you guys 654 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,039 kind of work through these problems because you're. 655 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,839 Speaker 4: Like, what are we gonna do something? Some fucking trust falls? 656 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,119 Like what do you have in mind? 657 00:28:24,279 --> 00:28:27,039 Speaker 1: Clayton, name one thing you like about Athena. 658 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,319 Speaker 4: Man? Know where to begin? 659 00:28:30,519 --> 00:28:35,920 Speaker 2: You know, I passionate, you know, super hot, and you 660 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,839 know like she's cool, you know, common interests. 661 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:39,599 Speaker 4: I guess I don't. 662 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:43,519 Speaker 3: Know, okay, great, Athena name one thing you like about Clayton. 663 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:51,119 Speaker 5: Whenever I was drunk, he would like, homemake me mac 664 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,799 and cheese, and I still think about that all the time. 665 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:58,359 Sometimes he'd also make like a grilled cheese sandwich cheese, 666 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,079 and I appreciate that. 667 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,559 Speaker 2: Yeah, of course I meant it from a from a 668 00:29:04,599 --> 00:29:09,000 place of love, so yeah. 669 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,279 Speaker 6: Make it pansy, but thank you. 670 00:29:09,559 --> 00:29:12,240 Speaker 4: All right, all right, all right, see that's good. 671 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,640 Speaker 1: All right, that wasn't so hard. 672 00:29:14,119 --> 00:29:17,559 Speaker 6: Yeah, just like Clayton, why would. 673 00:29:17,319 --> 00:29:18,960 Speaker 1: You have to bring that into this? What are you 674 00:29:19,039 --> 00:29:19,559 doing this? 675 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,200 Speaker 6: It was a fucking nightmare. I don't know. Why wouldn't 676 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:22,799 I bring that up? 677 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:23,880 Speaker 1: This is this is classic. 678 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,279 Speaker 2: You gotta start a battle, gotta it's classic me. 679 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,960 Speaker 5: Yeah, a little bit about a tiny little fucking common 680 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,119 and blowing it up like it's like. 681 00:29:32,079 --> 00:29:33,079 Speaker 1: This is you're the worst. 682 00:29:33,079 --> 00:29:34,319 Speaker 4: You're you know not even. 683 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:36,519 Speaker 6: What you say. 684 00:29:36,559 --> 00:29:41,160 Speaker 1: I tried, I came down years of relationship. 685 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,400 Speaker 6: Can complain about everything. I'm out. 686 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,359 Speaker 4: Okay, good, I'm you. Don't leave, I'm leaving. I'm walking. 687 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,000 Speaker 6: It's nice to meet you, Chris By, No Christy. 688 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:52,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, run run along the safe cool cool, Yeah, Okay, life. 689 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,160 I got, I got got Barbara Push. I could go 690 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,279 hang out Barbara Push right now. 691 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:59,559 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I will. I will have fun. 692 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:07,359 Speaker 3: Uh well, please tell your friends listen to Good Morning 693 00:30:07,359 --> 00:30:12,880 from Hell. This is Chris signing off Hell Clayton. 694 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:19,440 Speaker 1: I guess hey, well that's been another episode of Good 695 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:23,960 Morning from Hell. Thank you to Alana Peers from Funhouse. 696 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,680 Speaker 4: And you have like several podcasts and YouTube channels. 697 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:30,839 Speaker 5: Yeah, I just I'm everywhere on the internet. Char Alannazd 698 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,039 which is my name in the middle of charisode. Also, 699 00:30:33,079 --> 00:30:35,119 it's weird having you introduced me as a Lona Pierce. 700 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:35,960 Speaker 6: I don't know why I find that. 701 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:40,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, so background, Uh, Alana and I actually did date 702 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,240 and she is my ex but we get along great. 703 00:30:42,599 --> 00:30:44,200 And I've been looking forward to this episode ever since 704 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,799 we came up with the show. I thought to be 705 00:30:45,839 --> 00:30:48,119 a funny one because everybody thinks that we hate each other. 706 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:49,359 Speaker 4: So it's fun. 707 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:50,720 Speaker 6: It's fun, super fun. 708 00:30:50,799 --> 00:30:53,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, good, super cool, super cool cool. 709 00:30:54,799 --> 00:30:56,599 Speaker 6: Oh my good. Well you guys fighting and I'm like, 710 00:30:56,599 --> 00:30:59,599 I just I just tweeted a joke at him. It's nuts. 711 00:31:00,279 --> 00:31:03,119 Speaker 3: And you actually have a podcast with Troy Baker, who 712 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:04,119 we had on recently. 713 00:31:04,799 --> 00:31:06,720 Speaker 1: As the Joker, right I do. 714 00:31:06,799 --> 00:31:09,000 Speaker 5: Yeah, It's a monthly podcast called play Watch Listen. It's 715 00:31:09,039 --> 00:31:12,279 me Troy Baker, Mike Biffle, who's a game director, and 716 00:31:12,319 --> 00:31:16,279 then Austin Wintery, who is a composer who just recently 717 00:31:16,319 --> 00:31:18,960 won Best Video Game Soundtrack of the Last Decade for Journey, 718 00:31:19,359 --> 00:31:21,400 where we talk about like games industry stuff that has 719 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,559 happened generally, like the trending stuff in any given month. 720 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,519 It's super fun. Frankly, I like doing it because I 721 00:31:27,559 --> 00:31:29,720 get to learn so much about their different divisions in 722 00:31:29,759 --> 00:31:32,480 the industry. So yeah, that's on my YouTube channel and 723 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:35,960 also on Spotify and all the other places podcasts are on. 724 00:31:36,839 --> 00:31:39,480 Speaker 4: I think. All right, well, thanks for being on. 725 00:31:40,039 --> 00:31:41,200 Speaker 6: Of course I miss you.