WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.240 --> 00:00:03.759 Welcome back to another ninety day recap Hunt for Love, 2 00:00:03.839 --> 00:00:07.639 Season one, episode two. There's so much to cover, so 3 00:00:07.759 --> 00:00:10.119 let's just get right into it. So remember in the 4 00:00:10.160 --> 00:00:13.519 last episode how they started the hot tub speed dating exercise. 5 00:00:14.039 --> 00:00:18.039 In this episode, they start the flirting one oh one class. 6 00:00:18.359 --> 00:00:20.559 The dating coach is going to choose two random people 7 00:00:20.640 --> 00:00:23.440 at a time to approach the table and act like 8 00:00:23.480 --> 00:00:25.480 they're on a date. They're supposed to flirt with each other, 9 00:00:25.519 --> 00:00:27.920 and then she's going to give them pointers and kind 10 00:00:27.960 --> 00:00:30.239 of grade them and tell them what they did well 11 00:00:30.280 --> 00:00:33.200 and what they could improve on. So for the first couple, 12 00:00:33.399 --> 00:00:39.679 she chooses Usman and Cassidy, and oh my god, it 13 00:00:39.799 --> 00:00:44.840 was so damn cringey. It was so damn cringey. Usman 14 00:00:44.920 --> 00:00:49.000 thinks he's smooth because he's a superstar, Soja boy. So 15 00:00:49.079 --> 00:00:52.000 Cassidy's like, hey, what's your name? And he's like, I'm Sojaboy, 16 00:00:52.359 --> 00:00:56.240 but not the American one, the Nigerian superstar Sojaboy. And 17 00:00:56.280 --> 00:00:58.799 she's like, oh, okay, so what do you do? And 18 00:00:58.920 --> 00:01:01.399 he's like, I sang and she's like, well, can you 19 00:01:01.439 --> 00:01:04.400 sing something for me? Like sing something about me? Sing 20 00:01:04.400 --> 00:01:07.879 me a song about me? And he's like, oh okay, 21 00:01:09.359 --> 00:01:10.719 he gets a little shy. 22 00:01:11.439 --> 00:01:15.159 I love you, I love you, I love you, I 23 00:01:15.200 --> 00:01:17.439 love you, my baby Cassady. 24 00:01:22.280 --> 00:01:26.040 What the fork? What's that? Everybody was like, oh my god, 25 00:01:26.319 --> 00:01:29.799 make it stop. And even Cassidy was like, you love me? 26 00:01:29.959 --> 00:01:31.799 What the fuck are these lyrics? 27 00:01:32.319 --> 00:01:36.359 I love you, I love you, Cassady, I love you, 28 00:01:36.519 --> 00:01:41.480 I love you, I love you, I love you, my baby, Cassadi. 29 00:01:43.840 --> 00:01:48.120 Bro he could barely hold a note. Holy shit, my 30 00:01:48.359 --> 00:01:53.439 entire body shivered with cringe. It was so bad. Courtney 31 00:01:53.599 --> 00:01:56.200 kind of looked a little jealous. She was like, Usmin 32 00:01:56.280 --> 00:01:59.519 doesn't even know her, and he's already telling her that 33 00:01:59.760 --> 00:02:03.599 you loves her, Like, what the heck? Well, time's up, 34 00:02:03.640 --> 00:02:06.200 and the dating coach tells Usman that he didn't really 35 00:02:06.239 --> 00:02:09.120 ask her any questions about herself, and he only talked 36 00:02:09.120 --> 00:02:12.479 about himself. I feel like that tracks. Now we're gonna 37 00:02:12.520 --> 00:02:15.400 go back to the hot tub speed dating. Sean tells 38 00:02:15.439 --> 00:02:17.919 in a hot tub with a normy named Joe, and 39 00:02:18.039 --> 00:02:20.800 she's talking about how she loves what she does for 40 00:02:20.879 --> 00:02:25.159 her career. She's an injectable nurse. She does esthetics and 41 00:02:25.240 --> 00:02:28.360 fillers and botox and that's just her passion. She loves 42 00:02:28.400 --> 00:02:31.800 anything that has to do with beauty, and Joe's like, oh, well, 43 00:02:31.879 --> 00:02:33.719 I don't really know anything about that, and she goes, 44 00:02:33.759 --> 00:02:36.919 you know what, frown for me and he's like okay, 45 00:02:38.199 --> 00:02:42.599 and she's like, oh uh okay, you have many many 46 00:02:42.639 --> 00:02:46.199 wrinkles all over the place. Why don't you smile? Oh okay, 47 00:02:46.360 --> 00:02:49.719 you have even more wrinkles when you smile. Yeah, you 48 00:02:49.759 --> 00:02:52.400 could definitely use some botox here, a little botox there, 49 00:02:52.400 --> 00:02:55.879 and a little filler there. Oh my god. And then 50 00:02:55.960 --> 00:02:57.840 after she was done assessing him, she was like, but 51 00:02:58.000 --> 00:03:02.199 it's ultimately up to you. Oh my god. I would 52 00:03:02.280 --> 00:03:06.080 absolutely die if my date did that to me. Imagine 53 00:03:06.120 --> 00:03:09.319 dating like a plastic surgeon or something and he's like, hey, 54 00:03:09.479 --> 00:03:12.599 come over here, let me see your face. I would 55 00:03:12.680 --> 00:03:16.919 be mortified. Now back to the flirting one O one exercise. 56 00:03:17.439 --> 00:03:20.639 So the next to approach the table are Courtney and Chad. 57 00:03:21.240 --> 00:03:23.520 Notice how Coltie cheered her on by the way. He 58 00:03:23.680 --> 00:03:27.120 was like, you got this, Courtney, And I'm like, oh, okay, 59 00:03:27.759 --> 00:03:30.719 Courtney's about to shit her pants because she never approaches guys. 60 00:03:30.840 --> 00:03:34.560 She doesn't flirt. It's so awkward, and honestly, I am 61 00:03:34.680 --> 00:03:37.759 her I would giggle, I would laugh, I'd be so awkward. 62 00:03:37.840 --> 00:03:41.879 I literally felt her nervousness through the TV screen and 63 00:03:41.919 --> 00:03:43.639 I was like, oh my god, I feel for her 64 00:03:43.719 --> 00:03:47.560 because she is acting exactly like me. So they sit 65 00:03:47.639 --> 00:03:50.919 down and the conversation is dead. They talk at the 66 00:03:50.919 --> 00:03:53.680 same time multiple times. Don't you hate when that happens, 67 00:03:53.680 --> 00:03:55.639 By the way, when it's silent and then you start 68 00:03:55.639 --> 00:03:57.919 to say something and the other person starts to say something, 69 00:03:57.919 --> 00:04:01.639 and you're just like, uh, okay, you go first, and 70 00:04:01.680 --> 00:04:03.879 then you're like okay, and then you start and then 71 00:04:04.919 --> 00:04:07.080 and then you both start at the same time again. 72 00:04:07.400 --> 00:04:10.599 It's so damn awkward. Anyway, this is why I hate 73 00:04:10.599 --> 00:04:16.319 going on dates to avoid this interaction. Right here, Courtney's like, hey, 74 00:04:17.000 --> 00:04:25.959 where are you from? Oh yeah, okay if Orlando crickets crickets. Eh, 75 00:04:26.000 --> 00:04:32.920 what are you drinking? Oh nice, crickets crickets. Oh my god. 76 00:04:32.959 --> 00:04:35.720 It was so bad. One person would ask a question 77 00:04:35.839 --> 00:04:38.199 and then the other person would give a one word answer, 78 00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:41.839 and then it would be silent, ding times up. The 79 00:04:41.920 --> 00:04:44.600 dating coach says, it pretty much felt like an interview. 80 00:04:44.639 --> 00:04:48.519 There was no romance, no laughs, no fun. Now back 81 00:04:48.560 --> 00:04:52.199 to the hot tubs. Tim hates this hot tub speed 82 00:04:52.279 --> 00:04:54.920 dating exercise because he doesn't even want to be half 83 00:04:55.000 --> 00:04:58.839 naked in his whimsuit sitting in a small tub with 84 00:04:58.959 --> 00:05:02.319 a stranger. Now in another tub, Jennifer is in with 85 00:05:02.480 --> 00:05:05.560 Joe and she asks him, so, what are you looking for? 86 00:05:05.720 --> 00:05:08.759 And he says, I'm looking for whoever's looking for me. 87 00:05:09.879 --> 00:05:13.240 What kind of dumb ass answer is that? Dang, it's 88 00:05:13.319 --> 00:05:15.800 time to switch hot tubs, and Tim ends up in 89 00:05:15.879 --> 00:05:21.120 Jennifer's hot tub. Dun, dun, dun. They're both dreading it. Ah, well, 90 00:05:21.160 --> 00:05:24.519 here I go about to face the wink and watch. 91 00:05:25.120 --> 00:05:27.040 And he goes in her hot tub and as he's 92 00:05:27.040 --> 00:05:30.279 trying to go in, he slips and he falls. 93 00:05:32.639 --> 00:05:34.639 I was like, oh my god, of course he slips 94 00:05:34.639 --> 00:05:35.240 and falls. 95 00:05:35.759 --> 00:05:38.639 When he slips, he splashes water on her by accident. 96 00:05:38.680 --> 00:05:40.759 And she's like, oh my god, can you go like 97 00:05:40.879 --> 00:05:43.160 sit over there or something. Where are you in my tub? 98 00:05:43.240 --> 00:05:46.319 We don't have to do this exercise together. Well, they 99 00:05:46.399 --> 00:05:49.560 sit in silence. He awkwardly looks at her once in 100 00:05:49.600 --> 00:05:51.759 a while to see if she wants to talk, but 101 00:05:51.839 --> 00:05:56.720 she doesn't even look in his direction. He breaks the ice. Listen, Jennifer, 102 00:05:56.839 --> 00:05:59.959 I'm trying to be nice. I don't have any ill 103 00:06:00.160 --> 00:06:05.319 will towards you. What about the crap you talked about me, Tim, Well, 104 00:06:05.399 --> 00:06:08.439 it's not like you were an angel to me either. 105 00:06:09.560 --> 00:06:13.319 Stop just stop. Well she cuts the convo short because 106 00:06:13.360 --> 00:06:15.199 she cannot stand to be next to him, so she 107 00:06:15.319 --> 00:06:18.920 gets up and leaves the hot tub. Now back to flirting. 108 00:06:18.920 --> 00:06:21.399 One oh one. Colt and Lexi are at the flirting 109 00:06:21.439 --> 00:06:25.399 table now and oh my god, what a disaster. He 110 00:06:25.480 --> 00:06:29.800 thinks he has game noos flash. Yeah, don't so. Lexi 111 00:06:29.839 --> 00:06:32.680 sits at the table first. Then Colt comes and approaches 112 00:06:32.720 --> 00:06:35.360 her and he just stands there next to the table. 113 00:06:35.399 --> 00:06:37.360 He looks at her. He has his hands behind his 114 00:06:37.480 --> 00:06:40.720 back like an old man. Okay, and he says, wow, 115 00:06:40.839 --> 00:06:47.920 your piercings are very interesting. Whenever a guy says wow, 116 00:06:48.639 --> 00:06:52.639 very interesting, they're not interested. She's like, oh really, what's 117 00:06:52.680 --> 00:06:55.519 so interesting about them? And he's like, still standing by 118 00:06:55.519 --> 00:06:57.800 the way. He goes, oh, well, you know, I just 119 00:06:57.800 --> 00:07:00.720 don't have any piercings myself, and he he keeps talking 120 00:07:00.759 --> 00:07:05.240 to her. He's continuing the conversation while he's still standing. 121 00:07:05.560 --> 00:07:07.480 She's like, Uh, do you want to come sit here 122 00:07:07.519 --> 00:07:10.439 so that we can continue this conversation, and he's like, oh, yeah, 123 00:07:10.480 --> 00:07:13.480 I'd love to. So he finally sits down and he's like, 124 00:07:13.800 --> 00:07:17.000 so you must be into that type of stuff, you know, 125 00:07:17.040 --> 00:07:19.480 I see some tattoos. And she's like, what do you 126 00:07:19.519 --> 00:07:23.000 mean that type of stuff? Well, you have piercings here 127 00:07:23.199 --> 00:07:24.959 and there. I mean you have some on your nose. 128 00:07:25.040 --> 00:07:33.199 What about your nipples? How did it go from nose 129 00:07:33.480 --> 00:07:38.120 to nipple? Like how did he get there? She's like, 130 00:07:38.399 --> 00:07:41.319 uh no, we're not gonna talk about my body like that. 131 00:07:41.519 --> 00:07:42.839 She shuts that down. 132 00:07:43.439 --> 00:07:46.839 Oh my god, that was so effing awkward. It was 133 00:07:46.920 --> 00:07:50.639 so awkward. But he took the criticism very well. So 134 00:07:50.680 --> 00:07:53.279 they start all over. They start talking again, and he's 135 00:07:53.319 --> 00:07:56.000 so much better the second time around. He's like, yeah, 136 00:07:56.040 --> 00:07:58.720 I love to travel and she's like really and then ooh, 137 00:07:59.160 --> 00:08:01.959 that second time went a lot better. But I can't 138 00:08:01.959 --> 00:08:04.480 blame him, because if I had to do this, as in, 139 00:08:04.560 --> 00:08:07.199 try to flirt with a stranger in front of a 140 00:08:07.240 --> 00:08:10.639 group of people who are watching, I would die. I 141 00:08:10.680 --> 00:08:13.160 would fumble. I would I just wouldn't know what to do. 142 00:08:13.240 --> 00:08:15.600 I would freeze. I would make an ass out of myself. 143 00:08:15.879 --> 00:08:18.720 So a producer asks Colt who he's interested in, and 144 00:08:18.800 --> 00:08:22.600 he says, Cortiny. He thinks she's so sweet and interesting 145 00:08:22.639 --> 00:08:26.600 and he definitely wants to flirt with her. Ooho. Next 146 00:08:26.600 --> 00:08:30.240 to approach the flirting table are Carlo and Tiffany. She 147 00:08:30.360 --> 00:08:33.720 approaches him so naturally. By the way, editor put in 148 00:08:33.759 --> 00:08:37.120 a video clip of Tiffany flirting with Carlo. She is 149 00:08:37.279 --> 00:08:42.039 so good. She came off confident, she was smiling, she 150 00:08:42.200 --> 00:08:46.759 made great eye contact, conversation was flowing. They actually had 151 00:08:46.960 --> 00:08:49.600 very good banter back and forth. They were bouncing off 152 00:08:49.639 --> 00:08:52.879 of each other really well. There was definitely chemistry and 153 00:08:52.919 --> 00:08:55.240 by the end of the conversation, Carlo asked her out 154 00:08:55.279 --> 00:08:57.879 on a date. Ding flirting when it one is over 155 00:08:58.159 --> 00:09:00.399 and I noticed there were a bunch of no that 156 00:09:00.440 --> 00:09:02.799 we didn't even get to see. So I'm wondering if 157 00:09:02.840 --> 00:09:05.480 they did get to participate in the exercise. I mean, 158 00:09:05.519 --> 00:09:07.919 that would be crazy if they just like didn't they 159 00:09:07.960 --> 00:09:11.639 completely just ax them from the exercise. I'm assuming that 160 00:09:11.720 --> 00:09:15.039 they did participate, but the editors just didn't include any 161 00:09:15.080 --> 00:09:19.000 of their clips because once again they're background characters, their 162 00:09:19.159 --> 00:09:22.360 side characters. The show doesn't give a shit about them, 163 00:09:22.519 --> 00:09:25.799 which again sucks for them. Now, the scene goes back 164 00:09:25.840 --> 00:09:28.320 to the hot tubs, and did anybody notice that it 165 00:09:28.360 --> 00:09:32.759 was completely dark? It was nighttime. How long have these 166 00:09:32.799 --> 00:09:36.960 people been soaking in these tubs for? They're probably pruney 167 00:09:37.279 --> 00:09:40.320 blow their shoulders. I felt bad for them, like, I 168 00:09:40.360 --> 00:09:42.759 don't want to be in a hot tub for that long. 169 00:09:43.120 --> 00:09:46.559 But everyone seems to be doing great. They're laughing, they're connecting. 170 00:09:47.039 --> 00:09:49.720 Then there's Tim and Jennifer. He's sitting in the hot 171 00:09:49.720 --> 00:09:52.879 tub alone. Jennifer's on the other side. She doesn't want 172 00:09:52.879 --> 00:09:54.519 to look at him, she doesn't want to see him, 173 00:09:54.879 --> 00:09:57.039 and they're just waiting for the two minutes to be over. 174 00:09:57.320 --> 00:10:00.279 I don't understand what Jennifer's deal is. I actually feel 175 00:10:00.279 --> 00:10:02.879 bad for Tim. Actually, no, I take that back. He 176 00:10:03.000 --> 00:10:06.159 said some nasty things about her, Like in the last 177 00:10:06.159 --> 00:10:08.240 episode he was talking about how she sucks at giving 178 00:10:08.320 --> 00:10:10.720 DJAS and I'm just like, mind, you have to say that, 179 00:10:11.039 --> 00:10:13.679 so they both suck. Let's be clear. But I do 180 00:10:13.720 --> 00:10:16.559 find Tim funny. He makes me laugh, and I do 181 00:10:16.600 --> 00:10:20.840 find him way more likable than Jennifer. Anyway, Tim is miserable. 182 00:10:20.879 --> 00:10:23.440 He probably thought he was gonna have a great vacation 183 00:10:24.600 --> 00:10:27.200 at this love retreat, but instead he has to deal 184 00:10:27.399 --> 00:10:30.639 with this monster of an X. And honestly, I thought 185 00:10:30.639 --> 00:10:32.080 he was gonna go home. I thought he was gonna 186 00:10:32.120 --> 00:10:35.320 tell the producers I wanna go home, and I don't 187 00:10:35.480 --> 00:10:38.519 like this right now. I'd rather be at home with burn. 188 00:10:38.600 --> 00:10:41.519 I got like. I thought he was gonna just do 189 00:10:41.600 --> 00:10:44.720 something like that and leave. But he walks over to Chantelle, 190 00:10:44.759 --> 00:10:47.759 his new bestie, and he confides in her and he's like, 191 00:10:47.799 --> 00:10:50.759 well this sucks. I'm not having a great time. And 192 00:10:50.840 --> 00:10:54.559 Sean tell's like, you know what, Tim, No, that's too enthusiastic. 193 00:10:54.600 --> 00:10:58.120 She's like, you know what, Tim, I have your back, don't. 194 00:10:58.799 --> 00:11:02.519 No one's gonna mess Tim. Okay, so we're back at 195 00:11:02.519 --> 00:11:05.279 the hot tubs. Okay, we see Elise. She's humping herself 196 00:11:05.279 --> 00:11:07.840 in the water and waiting for Rob to come in. Okay. 197 00:11:08.320 --> 00:11:10.279 By the way, somebody said in my last video in 198 00:11:10.279 --> 00:11:14.159 the comment section that she looks like Heather McDonald if 199 00:11:14.200 --> 00:11:17.879 you know you know, Oh my god, yes she does. Yep. 200 00:11:17.960 --> 00:11:20.200 I definitely see it. So every time I see Elise, 201 00:11:20.240 --> 00:11:23.159 now I just see Heather McDonald. So Elise is all 202 00:11:23.200 --> 00:11:25.600 over Rob. You can tell that he's already got the Ick, 203 00:11:25.759 --> 00:11:29.919 probably because he found out that she had annell with 204 00:11:30.200 --> 00:11:32.840 another guy a year ago. By the way, somebody else 205 00:11:32.919 --> 00:11:37.039 asked me, what is annal? It means anal. I was 206 00:11:37.039 --> 00:11:39.039 just trying to pronounce it in a different way so 207 00:11:39.080 --> 00:11:42.879 that the video doesn't get striped or dinged. But yeah, 208 00:11:42.960 --> 00:11:47.240 the annale canal. So she announced to everybody that she 209 00:11:47.320 --> 00:11:51.000 went down the Anneal canal last year with I don't 210 00:11:51.039 --> 00:11:53.639 know if it was her, probably just a random hookup, 211 00:11:53.799 --> 00:11:56.360 and that turned him off. So so he's trying to 212 00:11:56.440 --> 00:11:59.039 keep her at a distance, but Elise is just trying 213 00:11:59.039 --> 00:12:02.279 to get some date. She tells him that there's no 214 00:12:02.279 --> 00:12:04.799 one else that she's connecting with, and she's pretty much 215 00:12:04.799 --> 00:12:08.000 focused on Rob because she's usually zero or one hundred 216 00:12:08.200 --> 00:12:10.840 with men and there's really no in between. And Rob 217 00:12:10.960 --> 00:12:13.840 is like, whoa, I just met you yesterday. Okay, you 218 00:12:13.840 --> 00:12:17.320 should probably explore some other connections, and she's like, no, no, 219 00:12:17.519 --> 00:12:21.200 it's you or nobody else. Tiffany goes on her date 220 00:12:21.240 --> 00:12:25.240 with Carlo. They're sipping on some Marga Rita's. I was 221 00:12:25.279 --> 00:12:27.840 gonna go into a storytime, but never mind. So then 222 00:12:27.879 --> 00:12:30.559 they exchanged worst date stories and he said that one 223 00:12:30.559 --> 00:12:33.440 of his worst dates ever was he went on a 224 00:12:33.519 --> 00:12:36.039 date with a girl from New Jersey and then she 225 00:12:36.440 --> 00:12:39.519 was so hot, but then she spoke like Jennifer Coolidge, 226 00:12:40.080 --> 00:12:41.960 and then that turned him off. I feel like that's 227 00:12:41.960 --> 00:12:44.480 a red flag, like you didn't even get to know 228 00:12:44.519 --> 00:12:46.360 the girl and you were just turned off because of 229 00:12:46.399 --> 00:12:49.200 her voice. Oh, I think I've done that once. Never mind, 230 00:12:51.720 --> 00:12:54.240 I literally had a crush on this guy. I thought 231 00:12:54.279 --> 00:12:56.840 he was so attractive. I've seen his pictures and we 232 00:12:56.840 --> 00:12:59.799 were talking through text and everything was great. And then 233 00:12:59.799 --> 00:13:02.720 he called me one night and he was like, hey Poal, 234 00:13:03.279 --> 00:13:08.000 and I was like, oh, hell no. So I don't know. 235 00:13:08.039 --> 00:13:11.039 I don't think Jennifer Coolidge's voice is that bad, though 236 00:13:11.399 --> 00:13:14.600 I'm taking the dog dumb ass. I don't know. I 237 00:13:14.600 --> 00:13:17.879 don't think it's that bad compared to Hey, Poal, what's 238 00:13:17.919 --> 00:13:20.279 up Now that I think about it, you kind of 239 00:13:20.320 --> 00:13:23.000 sounded like Gino. So she's like, what's your type? What 240 00:13:23.039 --> 00:13:26.200 do you usually go for? And he says exotic girls. 241 00:13:26.200 --> 00:13:29.840 So Tiffany's perfect because she's a combination of Cuban and Colombian. 242 00:13:30.519 --> 00:13:34.039 A wink wink Ooh, I'm sorry, but like, don't call 243 00:13:34.120 --> 00:13:39.000 women exotic, especially POC or non white women. No, and 244 00:13:39.039 --> 00:13:42.679 then he starts spitting out some Spanish and she's super impressed. 245 00:13:42.879 --> 00:13:45.360 I mean, he's not normally her time because he's kind 246 00:13:45.399 --> 00:13:48.919 of dorky looking according to Tiffany, but she actually likes 247 00:13:49.000 --> 00:13:51.360 him a lot so far. Okay, now back to the 248 00:13:51.399 --> 00:13:54.120 hot tub. Rob gets in Jen's hot tub and he's 249 00:13:54.120 --> 00:13:57.440 super excited. He's very attracted to her and he hasn't 250 00:13:57.480 --> 00:14:01.279 stopped thinking about her since they spoke at breakfast, and 251 00:14:01.320 --> 00:14:06.480 they're definitely vibing. They're definitely flirting, They're definitely giving each 252 00:14:06.480 --> 00:14:12.159 other intense eye contact. She's like yes, Rob, and Rob 253 00:14:12.240 --> 00:14:17.120 is like yeah, they're definitely eye fucking each other. I 254 00:14:17.120 --> 00:14:19.440 don't think he's gonna be able to handle Jennifer. Are 255 00:14:19.440 --> 00:14:24.360 you kidding? She's gonna eat him up alive. So he's 256 00:14:24.440 --> 00:14:27.720 kind of stumbling on his words. He's just infatuated. He 257 00:14:27.799 --> 00:14:31.000 doesn't want to leave the hot tub. He's loving talking 258 00:14:31.000 --> 00:14:33.279 to her. Now. From the other side of the room, 259 00:14:33.480 --> 00:14:37.000 Elisea is looking at him, wondering why they're smiling so much. 260 00:14:37.480 --> 00:14:40.279 She's thinking, Jen better lay her hands off my man, 261 00:14:40.639 --> 00:14:43.720 or my big fat, white, juicy booty is gonna come 262 00:14:43.759 --> 00:14:46.919 for her ding. The two minutes is up, Jen leans 263 00:14:46.919 --> 00:14:49.399 in and gives Rob a kiss on the cheek, Not 264 00:14:49.480 --> 00:14:51.240 like an actual kiss on the cheek, but you know, 265 00:14:51.360 --> 00:14:53.919 the greeting kiss, like the m what I feel like. 266 00:14:53.960 --> 00:14:56.360 When she leaned in to do that, his heart skipped 267 00:14:56.360 --> 00:14:57.679 to be. I don't know if he thought she was 268 00:14:57.720 --> 00:15:00.240 gonna like go in for the kiss, but I thing 269 00:15:00.320 --> 00:15:04.600 he got excited. The hot tub speed dating is finally 270 00:15:04.879 --> 00:15:08.240 over and now the singles are gonna party. We see 271 00:15:08.320 --> 00:15:10.480 usman at the bar having a tequila shot for the 272 00:15:10.600 --> 00:15:14.039 very first time. Oh my god. By the way, that 273 00:15:14.080 --> 00:15:17.399 guy Joe with the light eyes, the one that Chantell 274 00:15:17.759 --> 00:15:20.000 was really attracted to, Oh my god, in this scene. 275 00:15:20.279 --> 00:15:22.519 I don't know how, but it just like clicked in 276 00:15:22.639 --> 00:15:28.200 me that he reminds me so much of them. Do 277 00:15:28.240 --> 00:15:30.360 you guys know who I'm talking about? Remember he kind 278 00:15:30.360 --> 00:15:33.879 of had like the wonky eye, but Joe's like the 279 00:15:33.919 --> 00:15:37.679 better looking brother. I don't know, is it just me? Okay, 280 00:15:37.720 --> 00:15:39.919 So the dating coach that was in charge of the 281 00:15:39.919 --> 00:15:43.960 hot tub speed dating exercise, he gathers everyone who participated 282 00:15:44.440 --> 00:15:47.679 and he's like, okay, so everyone rated each other and 283 00:15:47.799 --> 00:15:50.840 I'm gonna go over the lowest four scores, and we 284 00:15:50.960 --> 00:15:56.840 learn that the bottom four our Chantell, Nicki, Enormie, Tim, 285 00:15:57.279 --> 00:16:02.200 and Jennifer, and she shook as soon as he said Jennifer. 286 00:16:02.240 --> 00:16:06.600 She was like Jennifer me and He's like, yeah you, 287 00:16:06.919 --> 00:16:12.200 and she's like what that was so satisfying. We learned 288 00:16:12.200 --> 00:16:14.480 that Rob gave every single one of his dates the 289 00:16:14.519 --> 00:16:18.080 same exact number, because, according to him, every date felt 290 00:16:18.120 --> 00:16:20.200 like the same. Alice kind of feels like she's being 291 00:16:20.320 --> 00:16:23.720 mugged off because last night they were all steaming making 292 00:16:23.759 --> 00:16:27.279 out and then he texted her all night, So she's 293 00:16:27.320 --> 00:16:30.559 gonna confront him about it, and I'm thinking, yes, yes, 294 00:16:30.840 --> 00:16:34.879 confront him and make him feel uncomfortable. At the bar, 295 00:16:35.000 --> 00:16:38.799 Courtney's between Cole and Usman, Cole walks towards Alexi. They 296 00:16:38.840 --> 00:16:41.519 do a shot together and he feels like it's awkward, 297 00:16:42.039 --> 00:16:44.120 and then he says, you know what, I feel better 298 00:16:44.159 --> 00:16:46.600 talking to women online. I don't like talking to women 299 00:16:46.639 --> 00:16:50.279 in person. Cole, Courtney, Tiffany, and Usman talk about Sean 300 00:16:50.320 --> 00:16:52.759 Tell's hatred for Usman and how she kept calling him 301 00:16:52.759 --> 00:16:55.480 a scammer, and Usman is still pissed off about that. 302 00:16:55.559 --> 00:16:58.240 He wants an apology from her. He doesn't know what 303 00:16:58.320 --> 00:17:00.559 to do because she's a woman, so he can't just 304 00:17:00.600 --> 00:17:03.480 go like punch her. You know, if she were a man, 305 00:17:03.559 --> 00:17:06.839 he just punch her. And I'm going, why the freak 306 00:17:06.880 --> 00:17:10.079 would he say that? Jennifer likes Cole and Rob the most. 307 00:17:10.240 --> 00:17:13.640 They're both cute, but in different ways. And she describes 308 00:17:13.680 --> 00:17:16.480 it as like different flavors of ice cream and she's 309 00:17:16.519 --> 00:17:18.920 gonna have to decide which one she wants to taste. 310 00:17:19.319 --> 00:17:21.519 Jen talks to Cole about her seven year old daughter 311 00:17:21.640 --> 00:17:24.480 and because she's a mother, it's really important to factor 312 00:17:24.759 --> 00:17:29.839 that in when she's choosing a man. Okay, so that's 313 00:17:29.880 --> 00:17:33.200 why you're looking for a future stepdad for your daughter. 314 00:17:33.359 --> 00:17:37.480 At Mexico Baning vacation, Alice finally confronts Rob. Why did 315 00:17:37.519 --> 00:17:39.559 you rate me at three? When we were making out 316 00:17:39.720 --> 00:17:41.480 all night and you were on the phone with me 317 00:17:41.680 --> 00:17:43.839 all night. You even asked me to come over to 318 00:17:43.880 --> 00:17:46.559 your room so you can fork me up my booty hole. 319 00:17:46.960 --> 00:17:48.920 And he's like, no, I didn't, I never said that. 320 00:17:48.960 --> 00:17:51.400 Pull out the receipts, pull him out, and she whips 321 00:17:51.400 --> 00:17:53.079 out her phone and she shows some of the guys, 322 00:17:53.119 --> 00:17:55.960 see he called me then he facetimed me then and 323 00:17:56.000 --> 00:17:58.359 then we talked for an hour and a half. Sean 324 00:17:58.440 --> 00:18:02.400 tells like, Rob, she upset because you didn't sleep with her. 325 00:18:02.759 --> 00:18:05.720 She wanted you to sleep with her, and Rob goes, 326 00:18:05.759 --> 00:18:09.640 she's crazy if that's what she wanted, well she shot 327 00:18:09.640 --> 00:18:12.480 herself in the foot and Tim's like, yeah, man, I 328 00:18:12.640 --> 00:18:16.480 wasn't envious of you when that was happening. Elise is 329 00:18:16.880 --> 00:18:19.240 fed up, so she leaves a bar and she goes 330 00:18:19.279 --> 00:18:22.240 to bed. Coltie decides he wants to stir some shit 331 00:18:22.359 --> 00:18:24.880 up now that Alise went to bed, he wants some drama, 332 00:18:25.240 --> 00:18:28.079 so he goes up to Chantelle and says, Usman said, 333 00:18:28.279 --> 00:18:31.359 if you were a man, he'd punch you. Huh, Well 334 00:18:31.440 --> 00:18:35.880 that's not gonna happen because I take Brazilian jiu jitsu. 335 00:18:36.799 --> 00:18:39.079 So she walks up to Usman at the bar. You 336 00:18:39.160 --> 00:18:41.920 told people you want to punch me if I were 337 00:18:42.039 --> 00:18:44.720 a man, and he's like, yeah, I said that, but 338 00:18:44.880 --> 00:18:47.599 you're a woman, so I'm not gonna punch you. Why 339 00:18:47.640 --> 00:18:50.920 would you say that because you accused me of being 340 00:18:50.960 --> 00:18:54.680 a scammer. Okay, Usman, but where is a lie? I 341 00:18:54.839 --> 00:18:57.519 protect my friends? And then she pulls up her hair 342 00:18:57.599 --> 00:19:00.640 behind her face, and she tells him, if you want 343 00:19:00.640 --> 00:19:02.920 to punch me, go ahead. You want to punch me, 344 00:19:03.359 --> 00:19:07.160 let's go. You wanna fight, let's go. And he's like no, no, no, no, no, 345 00:19:07.440 --> 00:19:11.039 please go away, and then she leaves. She's very upset. 346 00:19:11.160 --> 00:19:13.559 Understandably if somebody said they wanted to punch me in 347 00:19:13.599 --> 00:19:16.480 the face a grown man. If a grown man said that, 348 00:19:16.960 --> 00:19:20.079 I'd be pissed. I'd be pissed, I'd be upset, and 349 00:19:20.119 --> 00:19:22.559 I'd be scared. Courtney tells Usman to make up with 350 00:19:22.640 --> 00:19:25.680 Chantelle because he's just killing the vibe. Oh my god, Usman, 351 00:19:25.799 --> 00:19:28.960 you're ruining the vibe, Like, just make up with Shontel, okay. 352 00:19:29.000 --> 00:19:30.960 If you don't make up, whether it's gonna ruin the 353 00:19:31.000 --> 00:19:33.680 rest of the troop. So please, And he's like, well, 354 00:19:33.759 --> 00:19:36.039 I don't want you guys to think that I'm a scammer, 355 00:19:36.039 --> 00:19:40.079 because I'm not. It's not true. And Tiffany, sweet sweet Tiffany, 356 00:19:40.200 --> 00:19:45.160 she goes, we don't think that about you, really, really, 357 00:19:45.720 --> 00:19:48.839 if it quacks like a duck and if the shoe fits, 358 00:19:49.480 --> 00:19:54.359 bro married b g L baby goblin Lisa, remember her? 359 00:19:54.839 --> 00:19:57.839 He married her? And then when she got banned after 360 00:19:57.920 --> 00:19:59.920 calling him the N word at the Tell All, which 361 00:20:00.039 --> 00:20:04.400 by the way, never aired. Then he targeted kim Bali. Okay, 362 00:20:04.759 --> 00:20:06.880 the people on the show. It's not for him. This 363 00:20:07.000 --> 00:20:09.599 is not his demo. He needs to go on The 364 00:20:09.640 --> 00:20:16.079 Golden Bachelorette or later, Dads, that's more of his demo. 365 00:20:16.680 --> 00:20:21.039 Courtney's like, you're being such a negative Nancy, A Debbie Downer, 366 00:20:21.319 --> 00:20:25.640 a Sari Sally. Now she's interested in usman, but he's 367 00:20:25.680 --> 00:20:28.119 also fighting with her best friend, Chantelle, and she kind 368 00:20:28.160 --> 00:20:30.160 of feels stuck in the middle and she does not 369 00:20:30.440 --> 00:20:33.240 like it. Cole walks Jennifer to her room and he's 370 00:20:33.240 --> 00:20:38.279 a pilot doom. He's hot and a pilot. He must 371 00:20:38.359 --> 00:20:43.039 get so much poon poon all day, a poon poon here, 372 00:20:43.039 --> 00:20:45.160 and a poon poon there here, a poon there, a 373 00:20:45.160 --> 00:20:49.799 poon everywhere, a poon poon all day, all night. Anyway, 374 00:20:50.039 --> 00:20:51.759 they say good night, but she leaned in for a 375 00:20:51.839 --> 00:20:54.559 hug and I think he was gonna go for a kiss. Oh, 376 00:20:54.640 --> 00:20:57.279 I couldn't tell. It happened so fast. Let's watch it 377 00:20:57.440 --> 00:21:00.400 in slow mo. What do you guys think did he 378 00:21:00.480 --> 00:21:02.599 go in for the kiss? Yes or no? Let me 379 00:21:02.640 --> 00:21:05.640 know down in the comments. Back at the bar, Courtney, Colty, 380 00:21:05.680 --> 00:21:08.839 and Usman are left and Colty goes, so what should 381 00:21:08.839 --> 00:21:11.480 we do now? And Courtney's like, I want to eat. 382 00:21:11.720 --> 00:21:16.960 I'm so hungry. Oh my god, She's literally me. Usman goes, well, 383 00:21:17.119 --> 00:21:19.559 I'm gonna go straight to bed. I'm tired, Courtney, are 384 00:21:19.559 --> 00:21:25.559 you coming? Damn? That was so freaking forward. Courtney's wide eyed. 385 00:21:25.920 --> 00:21:28.519 Colty cuts in and he's like, what are you trying 386 00:21:28.559 --> 00:21:32.240 to imply? Damn Colti, Yeah, you go get your girl. 387 00:21:33.599 --> 00:21:36.000 He just wants an opportunity to get to know Courtney, 388 00:21:36.039 --> 00:21:40.000 and Usman's trying to take her away. Okay, coldy, okay, 389 00:21:40.119 --> 00:21:44.000 I say you you go get your girl. Usman's starting 390 00:21:44.039 --> 00:21:47.839 to realize that Colty might be into Courtney too. Carlo 391 00:21:47.960 --> 00:21:50.319 walks Tiffany to her room and he kisses her on 392 00:21:50.319 --> 00:21:54.640 the cheek and they hug and whoo, sparks are flying. 393 00:21:55.480 --> 00:21:59.000 Then we see everyone doing their nighttime routine, including Colty 394 00:21:59.160 --> 00:22:04.799 doing his naked The next morning, Usman takes Courtney to breakfast. 395 00:22:04.960 --> 00:22:08.440 He's feeling a little insecure now that he has some competition. 396 00:22:08.920 --> 00:22:10.839 He thought he could keep her on the back burner, 397 00:22:11.119 --> 00:22:13.799 but now that Cold he's interested, He's got a hold 398 00:22:13.839 --> 00:22:16.119 onto her. He tries to explain why he was so 399 00:22:16.200 --> 00:22:19.640 frustrated about the whole Chantelle situation last night, and how 400 00:22:19.680 --> 00:22:23.119 he was so sad that she wasn't really taking his side, 401 00:22:23.200 --> 00:22:26.240