Speaker 1: Welcome back to another ninety day recap Hunt for Love,
Speaker 1: Season one, episode two. There's so much to cover, so
Speaker 1: let's just get right into it. So remember in the
Speaker 1: last episode how they started the hot tub speed dating exercise.
Speaker 1: In this episode, they start the flirting one oh one class.
Speaker 1: The dating coach is going to choose two random people
Speaker 1: at a time to approach the table and act like
Speaker 1: they're on a date. They're supposed to flirt with each other,
Speaker 1: and then she's going to give them pointers and kind
Speaker 1: of grade them and tell them what they did well
Speaker 1: and what they could improve on. So for the first couple,
Speaker 1: she chooses Usman and Cassidy, and oh my god, it
Speaker 1: was so damn cringey. It was so damn cringey. Usman
Speaker 1: thinks he's smooth because he's a superstar, Soja boy. So
Speaker 1: Cassidy's like, hey, what's your name? And he's like, I'm Sojaboy,
Speaker 1: but not the American one, the Nigerian superstar Sojaboy. And
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, okay, so what do you do? And
Speaker 1: he's like, I sang and she's like, well, can you
Speaker 1: sing something for me? Like sing something about me? Sing
Speaker 1: me a song about me? And he's like, oh okay,
Speaker 1: he gets a little shy.
Speaker 2: I love you, I love you, I love you, I
Speaker 2: love you, my baby Cassady.
Speaker 1: What the fork? What's that? Everybody was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: make it stop. And even Cassidy was like, you love me?
Speaker 1: What the fuck are these lyrics?
Speaker 2: I love you, I love you, Cassady, I love you,
Speaker 2: I love you, I love you, I love you, my baby, Cassadi.
Speaker 1: Bro he could barely hold a note. Holy shit, my
Speaker 1: entire body shivered with cringe. It was so bad. Courtney
Speaker 1: kind of looked a little jealous. She was like, Usmin
Speaker 1: doesn't even know her, and he's already telling her that
Speaker 1: you loves her, Like, what the heck? Well, time's up,
Speaker 1: and the dating coach tells Usman that he didn't really
Speaker 1: ask her any questions about herself, and he only talked
Speaker 1: about himself. I feel like that tracks. Now we're gonna
Speaker 1: go back to the hot tub speed dating. Sean tells
Speaker 1: in a hot tub with a normy named Joe, and
Speaker 1: she's talking about how she loves what she does for
Speaker 1: her career. She's an injectable nurse. She does esthetics and
Speaker 1: fillers and botox and that's just her passion. She loves
Speaker 1: anything that has to do with beauty, and Joe's like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: I don't really know anything about that, and she goes,
Speaker 1: you know what, frown for me and he's like okay,
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh uh okay, you have many many
Speaker 1: wrinkles all over the place. Why don't you smile? Oh okay,
Speaker 1: you have even more wrinkles when you smile. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: could definitely use some botox here, a little botox there,
Speaker 1: and a little filler there. Oh my god. And then
Speaker 1: after she was done assessing him, she was like, but
Speaker 1: it's ultimately up to you. Oh my god. I would
Speaker 1: absolutely die if my date did that to me. Imagine
Speaker 1: dating like a plastic surgeon or something and he's like, hey,
Speaker 1: come over here, let me see your face. I would
Speaker 1: be mortified. Now back to the flirting one O one exercise.
Speaker 1: So the next to approach the table are Courtney and Chad.
Speaker 1: Notice how Coltie cheered her on by the way. He
Speaker 1: was like, you got this, Courtney, And I'm like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: Courtney's about to shit her pants because she never approaches guys.
Speaker 1: She doesn't flirt. It's so awkward, and honestly, I am
Speaker 1: her I would giggle, I would laugh, I'd be so awkward.
Speaker 1: I literally felt her nervousness through the TV screen and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I feel for her
Speaker 1: because she is acting exactly like me. So they sit
Speaker 1: down and the conversation is dead. They talk at the
Speaker 1: same time multiple times. Don't you hate when that happens,
Speaker 1: By the way, when it's silent and then you start
Speaker 1: to say something and the other person starts to say something,
Speaker 1: and you're just like, uh, okay, you go first, and
Speaker 1: then you're like okay, and then you start and then
Speaker 1: and then you both start at the same time again.
Speaker 1: It's so damn awkward. Anyway, this is why I hate
Speaker 1: going on dates to avoid this interaction. Right here, Courtney's like, hey,
Speaker 1: where are you from? Oh yeah, okay if Orlando crickets crickets. Eh,
Speaker 1: what are you drinking? Oh nice, crickets crickets. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It was so bad. One person would ask a question
Speaker 1: and then the other person would give a one word answer,
Speaker 1: and then it would be silent, ding times up. The
Speaker 1: dating coach says, it pretty much felt like an interview.
Speaker 1: There was no romance, no laughs, no fun. Now back
Speaker 1: to the hot tubs. Tim hates this hot tub speed
Speaker 1: dating exercise because he doesn't even want to be half
Speaker 1: naked in his whimsuit sitting in a small tub with
Speaker 1: a stranger. Now in another tub, Jennifer is in with
Speaker 1: Joe and she asks him, so, what are you looking for?
Speaker 1: And he says, I'm looking for whoever's looking for me.
Speaker 1: What kind of dumb ass answer is that? Dang, it's
Speaker 1: time to switch hot tubs, and Tim ends up in
Speaker 1: Jennifer's hot tub. Dun, dun, dun. They're both dreading it. Ah, well,
Speaker 1: here I go about to face the wink and watch.
Speaker 1: And he goes in her hot tub and as he's
Speaker 1: trying to go in, he slips and he falls.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, of course he slips
Speaker 3: and falls.
Speaker 1: When he slips, he splashes water on her by accident.
Speaker 1: And she's like, oh my god, can you go like
Speaker 1: sit over there or something. Where are you in my tub?
Speaker 1: We don't have to do this exercise together. Well, they
Speaker 1: sit in silence. He awkwardly looks at her once in
Speaker 1: a while to see if she wants to talk, but
Speaker 1: she doesn't even look in his direction. He breaks the ice. Listen, Jennifer,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be nice. I don't have any ill
Speaker 1: will towards you. What about the crap you talked about me, Tim, Well,
Speaker 1: it's not like you were an angel to me either.
Speaker 1: Stop just stop. Well she cuts the convo short because
Speaker 1: she cannot stand to be next to him, so she
Speaker 1: gets up and leaves the hot tub. Now back to flirting.
Speaker 1: One oh one. Colt and Lexi are at the flirting
Speaker 1: table now and oh my god, what a disaster. He
Speaker 1: thinks he has game noos flash. Yeah, don't so. Lexi
Speaker 1: sits at the table first. Then Colt comes and approaches
Speaker 1: her and he just stands there next to the table.
Speaker 1: He looks at her. He has his hands behind his
Speaker 1: back like an old man. Okay, and he says, wow,
Speaker 1: your piercings are very interesting. Whenever a guy says wow,
Speaker 1: very interesting, they're not interested. She's like, oh really, what's
Speaker 1: so interesting about them? And he's like, still standing by
Speaker 1: the way. He goes, oh, well, you know, I just
Speaker 1: don't have any piercings myself, and he he keeps talking
Speaker 1: to her. He's continuing the conversation while he's still standing.
Speaker 1: She's like, Uh, do you want to come sit here
Speaker 1: so that we can continue this conversation, and he's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd love to. So he finally sits down and he's like,
Speaker 1: so you must be into that type of stuff, you know,
Speaker 1: I see some tattoos. And she's like, what do you
Speaker 1: mean that type of stuff? Well, you have piercings here
Speaker 1: and there. I mean you have some on your nose.
Speaker 3: What about your nipples? How did it go from nose
Speaker 3: to nipple? Like how did he get there? She's like,
Speaker 3: uh no, we're not gonna talk about my body like that.
Speaker 3: She shuts that down.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was so effing awkward. It was
Speaker 1: so awkward. But he took the criticism very well. So
Speaker 1: they start all over. They start talking again, and he's
Speaker 1: so much better the second time around. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love to travel and she's like really and then ooh,
Speaker 1: that second time went a lot better. But I can't
Speaker 1: blame him, because if I had to do this, as in,
Speaker 1: try to flirt with a stranger in front of a
Speaker 1: group of people who are watching, I would die. I
Speaker 1: would fumble. I would I just wouldn't know what to do.
Speaker 1: I would freeze. I would make an ass out of myself.
Speaker 1: So a producer asks Colt who he's interested in, and
Speaker 1: he says, Cortiny. He thinks she's so sweet and interesting
Speaker 1: and he definitely wants to flirt with her. Ooho. Next
Speaker 1: to approach the flirting table are Carlo and Tiffany. She
Speaker 1: approaches him so naturally. By the way, editor put in
Speaker 1: a video clip of Tiffany flirting with Carlo. She is
Speaker 1: so good. She came off confident, she was smiling, she
Speaker 1: made great eye contact, conversation was flowing. They actually had
Speaker 1: very good banter back and forth. They were bouncing off
Speaker 1: of each other really well. There was definitely chemistry and
Speaker 1: by the end of the conversation, Carlo asked her out
Speaker 1: on a date. Ding flirting when it one is over
Speaker 1: and I noticed there were a bunch of no that
Speaker 1: we didn't even get to see. So I'm wondering if
Speaker 1: they did get to participate in the exercise. I mean,
Speaker 1: that would be crazy if they just like didn't they
Speaker 1: completely just ax them from the exercise. I'm assuming that
Speaker 1: they did participate, but the editors just didn't include any
Speaker 1: of their clips because once again they're background characters, their
Speaker 1: side characters. The show doesn't give a shit about them,
Speaker 1: which again sucks for them. Now, the scene goes back
Speaker 1: to the hot tubs, and did anybody notice that it
Speaker 1: was completely dark? It was nighttime. How long have these
Speaker 1: people been soaking in these tubs for? They're probably pruney
Speaker 1: blow their shoulders. I felt bad for them, like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to be in a hot tub for that long.
Speaker 1: But everyone seems to be doing great. They're laughing, they're connecting.
Speaker 1: Then there's Tim and Jennifer. He's sitting in the hot
Speaker 1: tub alone. Jennifer's on the other side. She doesn't want
Speaker 1: to look at him, she doesn't want to see him,
Speaker 1: and they're just waiting for the two minutes to be over.
Speaker 1: I don't understand what Jennifer's deal is. I actually feel
Speaker 1: bad for Tim. Actually, no, I take that back. He
Speaker 1: said some nasty things about her, Like in the last
Speaker 1: episode he was talking about how she sucks at giving
Speaker 1: DJAS and I'm just like, mind, you have to say that,
Speaker 1: so they both suck. Let's be clear. But I do
Speaker 1: find Tim funny. He makes me laugh, and I do
Speaker 1: find him way more likable than Jennifer. Anyway, Tim is miserable.
Speaker 1: He probably thought he was gonna have a great vacation
Speaker 1: at this love retreat, but instead he has to deal
Speaker 1: with this monster of an X. And honestly, I thought
Speaker 1: he was gonna go home. I thought he was gonna
Speaker 1: tell the producers I wanna go home, and I don't
Speaker 1: like this right now. I'd rather be at home with burn.
Speaker 1: I got like. I thought he was gonna just do
Speaker 1: something like that and leave. But he walks over to Chantelle,
Speaker 1: his new bestie, and he confides in her and he's like,
Speaker 1: well this sucks. I'm not having a great time. And
Speaker 1: Sean tell's like, you know what, Tim, No, that's too enthusiastic.
Speaker 1: She's like, you know what, Tim, I have your back, don't.
Speaker 1: No one's gonna mess Tim. Okay, so we're back at
Speaker 1: the hot tubs. Okay, we see Elise. She's humping herself
Speaker 1: in the water and waiting for Rob to come in. Okay.
Speaker 1: By the way, somebody said in my last video in
Speaker 1: the comment section that she looks like Heather McDonald if
Speaker 1: you know you know, Oh my god, yes she does. Yep.
Speaker 1: I definitely see it. So every time I see Elise,
Speaker 1: now I just see Heather McDonald. So Elise is all
Speaker 1: over Rob. You can tell that he's already got the Ick,
Speaker 1: probably because he found out that she had annell with
Speaker 1: another guy a year ago. By the way, somebody else
Speaker 1: asked me, what is annal? It means anal. I was
Speaker 1: just trying to pronounce it in a different way so
Speaker 1: that the video doesn't get striped or dinged. But yeah,
Speaker 1: the annale canal. So she announced to everybody that she
Speaker 1: went down the Anneal canal last year with I don't
Speaker 1: know if it was her, probably just a random hookup,
Speaker 1: and that turned him off. So so he's trying to
Speaker 1: keep her at a distance, but Elise is just trying
Speaker 1: to get some date. She tells him that there's no
Speaker 1: one else that she's connecting with, and she's pretty much
Speaker 1: focused on Rob because she's usually zero or one hundred
Speaker 1: with men and there's really no in between. And Rob
Speaker 1: is like, whoa, I just met you yesterday. Okay, you
Speaker 1: should probably explore some other connections, and she's like, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's you or nobody else. Tiffany goes on her date
Speaker 1: with Carlo. They're sipping on some Marga Rita's. I was
Speaker 1: gonna go into a storytime, but never mind. So then
Speaker 1: they exchanged worst date stories and he said that one
Speaker 1: of his worst dates ever was he went on a
Speaker 1: date with a girl from New Jersey and then she
Speaker 1: was so hot, but then she spoke like Jennifer Coolidge,
Speaker 1: and then that turned him off. I feel like that's
Speaker 1: a red flag, like you didn't even get to know
Speaker 1: the girl and you were just turned off because of
Speaker 1: her voice. Oh, I think I've done that once. Never mind,
Speaker 1: I literally had a crush on this guy. I thought
Speaker 1: he was so attractive. I've seen his pictures and we
Speaker 1: were talking through text and everything was great. And then
Speaker 1: he called me one night and he was like, hey Poal,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, hell no. So I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think Jennifer Coolidge's voice is that bad, though
Speaker 1: I'm taking the dog dumb ass. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't think it's that bad compared to Hey, Poal, what's
Speaker 1: up Now that I think about it, you kind of
Speaker 1: sounded like Gino. So she's like, what's your type? What
Speaker 1: do you usually go for? And he says exotic girls.
Speaker 1: So Tiffany's perfect because she's a combination of Cuban and Colombian.
Speaker 1: A wink wink Ooh, I'm sorry, but like, don't call
Speaker 1: women exotic, especially POC or non white women. No, and
Speaker 1: then he starts spitting out some Spanish and she's super impressed.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's not normally her time because he's kind
Speaker 1: of dorky looking according to Tiffany, but she actually likes
Speaker 1: him a lot so far. Okay, now back to the
Speaker 1: hot tub. Rob gets in Jen's hot tub and he's
Speaker 1: super excited. He's very attracted to her and he hasn't
Speaker 1: stopped thinking about her since they spoke at breakfast, and
Speaker 1: they're definitely vibing. They're definitely flirting, They're definitely giving each
Speaker 1: other intense eye contact. She's like yes, Rob, and Rob
Speaker 1: is like yeah, they're definitely eye fucking each other. I
Speaker 1: don't think he's gonna be able to handle Jennifer. Are
Speaker 1: you kidding? She's gonna eat him up alive. So he's
Speaker 1: kind of stumbling on his words. He's just infatuated. He
Speaker 1: doesn't want to leave the hot tub. He's loving talking
Speaker 1: to her. Now. From the other side of the room,
Speaker 1: Elisea is looking at him, wondering why they're smiling so much.
Speaker 1: She's thinking, Jen better lay her hands off my man,
Speaker 1: or my big fat, white, juicy booty is gonna come
Speaker 1: for her ding. The two minutes is up, Jen leans
Speaker 1: in and gives Rob a kiss on the cheek, Not
Speaker 1: like an actual kiss on the cheek, but you know,
Speaker 1: the greeting kiss, like the m what I feel like.
Speaker 1: When she leaned in to do that, his heart skipped
Speaker 1: to be. I don't know if he thought she was
Speaker 1: gonna like go in for the kiss, but I thing
Speaker 1: he got excited. The hot tub speed dating is finally
Speaker 1: over and now the singles are gonna party. We see
Speaker 1: usman at the bar having a tequila shot for the
Speaker 1: very first time. Oh my god. By the way, that
Speaker 1: guy Joe with the light eyes, the one that Chantell
Speaker 1: was really attracted to, Oh my god, in this scene.
Speaker 1: I don't know how, but it just like clicked in
Speaker 1: me that he reminds me so much of them. Do
Speaker 1: you guys know who I'm talking about? Remember he kind
Speaker 1: of had like the wonky eye, but Joe's like the
Speaker 1: better looking brother. I don't know, is it just me? Okay,
Speaker 1: So the dating coach that was in charge of the
Speaker 1: hot tub speed dating exercise, he gathers everyone who participated
Speaker 1: and he's like, okay, so everyone rated each other and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go over the lowest four scores, and we
Speaker 1: learn that the bottom four our Chantell, Nicki, Enormie, Tim,
Speaker 1: and Jennifer, and she shook as soon as he said Jennifer.
Speaker 1: She was like Jennifer me and He's like, yeah you,
Speaker 1: and she's like what that was so satisfying. We learned
Speaker 1: that Rob gave every single one of his dates the
Speaker 1: same exact number, because, according to him, every date felt
Speaker 1: like the same. Alice kind of feels like she's being
Speaker 1: mugged off because last night they were all steaming making
Speaker 1: out and then he texted her all night, So she's
Speaker 1: gonna confront him about it, and I'm thinking, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: confront him and make him feel uncomfortable. At the bar,
Speaker 1: Courtney's between Cole and Usman, Cole walks towards Alexi. They
Speaker 1: do a shot together and he feels like it's awkward,
Speaker 1: and then he says, you know what, I feel better
Speaker 1: talking to women online. I don't like talking to women
Speaker 1: in person. Cole, Courtney, Tiffany, and Usman talk about Sean
Speaker 1: Tell's hatred for Usman and how she kept calling him
Speaker 1: a scammer, and Usman is still pissed off about that.
Speaker 1: He wants an apology from her. He doesn't know what
Speaker 1: to do because she's a woman, so he can't just
Speaker 1: go like punch her. You know, if she were a man,
Speaker 1: he just punch her. And I'm going, why the freak
Speaker 1: would he say that? Jennifer likes Cole and Rob the most.
Speaker 1: They're both cute, but in different ways. And she describes
Speaker 1: it as like different flavors of ice cream and she's
Speaker 1: gonna have to decide which one she wants to taste.
Speaker 1: Jen talks to Cole about her seven year old daughter
Speaker 1: and because she's a mother, it's really important to factor
Speaker 1: that in when she's choosing a man. Okay, so that's
Speaker 1: why you're looking for a future stepdad for your daughter.
Speaker 1: At Mexico Baning vacation, Alice finally confronts Rob. Why did
Speaker 1: you rate me at three? When we were making out
Speaker 1: all night and you were on the phone with me
Speaker 1: all night. You even asked me to come over to
Speaker 1: your room so you can fork me up my booty hole.
Speaker 1: And he's like, no, I didn't, I never said that.
Speaker 1: Pull out the receipts, pull him out, and she whips
Speaker 1: out her phone and she shows some of the guys,
Speaker 1: see he called me then he facetimed me then and
Speaker 1: then we talked for an hour and a half. Sean
Speaker 1: tells like, Rob, she upset because you didn't sleep with her.
Speaker 1: She wanted you to sleep with her, and Rob goes,
Speaker 1: she's crazy if that's what she wanted, well she shot
Speaker 1: herself in the foot and Tim's like, yeah, man, I
Speaker 1: wasn't envious of you when that was happening. Elise is
Speaker 1: fed up, so she leaves a bar and she goes
Speaker 1: to bed. Coltie decides he wants to stir some shit
Speaker 1: up now that Alise went to bed, he wants some drama,
Speaker 1: so he goes up to Chantelle and says, Usman said,
Speaker 1: if you were a man, he'd punch you. Huh, Well
Speaker 1: that's not gonna happen because I take Brazilian jiu jitsu.
Speaker 1: So she walks up to Usman at the bar. You
Speaker 1: told people you want to punch me if I were
Speaker 1: a man, and he's like, yeah, I said that, but
Speaker 1: you're a woman, so I'm not gonna punch you. Why
Speaker 1: would you say that because you accused me of being
Speaker 1: a scammer. Okay, Usman, but where is a lie? I
Speaker 1: protect my friends? And then she pulls up her hair
Speaker 1: behind her face, and she tells him, if you want
Speaker 1: to punch me, go ahead. You want to punch me,
Speaker 1: let's go. You wanna fight, let's go. And he's like no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: please go away, and then she leaves. She's very upset.
Speaker 1: Understandably if somebody said they wanted to punch me in
Speaker 1: the face a grown man. If a grown man said that,
Speaker 1: I'd be pissed. I'd be pissed, I'd be upset, and
Speaker 1: I'd be scared. Courtney tells Usman to make up with
Speaker 1: Chantelle because he's just killing the vibe. Oh my god, Usman,
Speaker 1: you're ruining the vibe, Like, just make up with Shontel, okay.
Speaker 1: If you don't make up, whether it's gonna ruin the
Speaker 1: rest of the troop. So please, And he's like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't want you guys to think that I'm a scammer,
Speaker 1: because I'm not. It's not true. And Tiffany, sweet sweet Tiffany,
Speaker 1: she goes, we don't think that about you, really, really,
Speaker 1: if it quacks like a duck and if the shoe fits,
Speaker 1: bro married b g L baby goblin Lisa, remember her?
Speaker 1: He married her? And then when she got banned after
Speaker 1: calling him the N word at the Tell All, which
Speaker 1: by the way, never aired. Then he targeted kim Bali. Okay,
Speaker 1: the people on the show. It's not for him. This
Speaker 1: is not his demo. He needs to go on The
Speaker 1: Golden Bachelorette or later, Dads, that's more of his demo.
Speaker 1: Courtney's like, you're being such a negative Nancy, A Debbie Downer,
Speaker 1: a Sari Sally. Now she's interested in usman, but he's
Speaker 1: also fighting with her best friend, Chantelle, and she kind
Speaker 1: of feels stuck in the middle and she does not
Speaker 1: like it. Cole walks Jennifer to her room and he's
Speaker 1: a pilot doom. He's hot and a pilot. He must
Speaker 1: get so much poon poon all day, a poon poon here,
Speaker 1: and a poon poon there here, a poon there, a
Speaker 1: poon everywhere, a poon poon all day, all night. Anyway,
Speaker 1: they say good night, but she leaned in for a
Speaker 1: hug and I think he was gonna go for a kiss. Oh,
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell. It happened so fast. Let's watch it
Speaker 1: in slow mo. What do you guys think did he
Speaker 1: go in for the kiss? Yes or no? Let me
Speaker 1: know down in the comments. Back at the bar, Courtney, Colty,
Speaker 1: and Usman are left and Colty goes, so what should
Speaker 1: we do now? And Courtney's like, I want to eat.
Speaker 1: I'm so hungry. Oh my god, She's literally me. Usman goes, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go straight to bed. I'm tired, Courtney, are
Speaker 1: you coming? Damn? That was so freaking forward. Courtney's wide eyed.
Speaker 1: Colty cuts in and he's like, what are you trying
Speaker 1: to imply? Damn Colti, Yeah, you go get your girl.
Speaker 1: He just wants an opportunity to get to know Courtney,
Speaker 1: and Usman's trying to take her away. Okay, coldy, okay,
Speaker 1: I say you you go get your girl. Usman's starting
Speaker 1: to realize that Colty might be into Courtney too. Carlo
Speaker 1: walks Tiffany to her room and he kisses her on
Speaker 1: the cheek and they hug and whoo, sparks are flying.
Speaker 1: Then we see everyone doing their nighttime routine, including Colty
Speaker 1: doing his naked The next morning, Usman takes Courtney to breakfast.
Speaker 1: He's feeling a little insecure now that he has some competition.
Speaker 1: He thought he could keep her on the back burner,
Speaker 1: but now that Cold he's interested, He's got a hold
Speaker 1: onto her. He tries to explain why he was so
Speaker 1: frustrated about the whole Chantelle situation last night, and how
Speaker 1: he was so sad that she wasn't really taking his side,
Speaker 1: and he cares about her and he's wondering how she
Speaker 1: feels about him. Wink wink. She hesitates, Let's just see
Speaker 1: where things go. He's not satisfied with that answer, so
Speaker 1: he asks, all right, well, how do you feel about
Speaker 1: the guys here? Well, I don't have any romantic connections
Speaker 1: with anyone here. No guys have digging me out on
Speaker 1: a day. I'm just getting to know everyone I don't
Speaker 1: know yet. Oh okay, So what are we then? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, usman, are you trying to DTI right now?
Speaker 1: What's uptr define the relationship? Oh? Yeah, okay, sure, So
Speaker 1: what are we? Well? What do you think? I think
Speaker 1: you're the most beautiful woman here? Oh my goodness, I
Speaker 1: am blinded by your beauty. Everybody else beneath you. You're
Speaker 1: so sweet. And then he looks at her and he says,
Speaker 1: can I kiss you? What time? And place? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: he's got no game at all. She rolls her eyes
Speaker 1: and she's like, you haven't even taking me out on
Speaker 1: a day. Well, I think a kiss will show you
Speaker 1: how much I like you, So can I kiss you?
Speaker 1: Okay on my cheek? So he's like, uh, okay, let
Speaker 1: me kiss you on your cheek. So he kisses her. Well.
Speaker 1: I freaking love Courtney because she says in her confessional
Speaker 1: that Usman did not deserve a kiss, Like he didn't
Speaker 1: do anything to deserve an actual kiss. He's done nothing romantic.
Speaker 1: He's shown her nothing. All he's been doing is yap, yap,
Speaker 1: yap talking, and talk is cheap parry at Courtney period. Ah, applause,
Speaker 1: applause for Courtney. I love this girl. You go girl.
Speaker 1: She quickly changes the subject by talking about another couple, Jen,
Speaker 1: Cole and Rop and she's like, what do you think
Speaker 1: about Jen and rub Well, they had something going on
Speaker 1: like Jen and Cole too. And Usman, Oh, he loves
Speaker 1: to stir the pot. He's like, oh, well, speaking of Jen,
Speaker 1: I can't stop thinking about what she told me the
Speaker 1: other day at breakfast. And Courtney's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: tell me right now, tell me right now. Uh, I'm
Speaker 1: not supposed to say anything. Oh my god, Usman, you
Speaker 1: better tell me right now, tell me right now. Usman, okay, fine,
Speaker 1: but don't tell anyone, okay, okay a premise, no tell me.
Speaker 1: So he tells her that Jen said Tim paid for
Speaker 1: a male stripper to dance on her and that turned
Speaker 1: him on, and Courtney is loving the tea. Meanwhile, Colet
Speaker 1: is in his room reading a book on etiquette that
Speaker 1: was written in the eighteen hundreds. Back at the bar,
Speaker 1: Courtney teaches Usman what a cuck hold is and that
Speaker 1: Tim might be one, and he's like, please, you need
Speaker 1: to keep this a secret. Okay, I wasn't supposed to
Speaker 1: say anything. And she's like, hey, but she can't wait
Speaker 1: to tell people this, especially Tim. She's actually going to
Speaker 1: go directly to Tim right after she talks to Uzman
Speaker 1: to tell him the tea about himself. Rob then joins
Speaker 1: a bar. He's kind of in a sour mood. So
Speaker 1: Courtney starts fluffing their auras and Rob's like, ugh, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I would really talk about fluffers. Apparently
Speaker 1: fluffer is the thing. I had to google it. I've
Speaker 1: never heard that term before, but yeah, of course you know, Rob.
Speaker 1: So Rob starts talking about Elise. He's very worried about
Speaker 1: what she's saying about him, and he wants to stay
Speaker 1: away from her and all her craziness. Well speak of
Speaker 1: the devil. Guess who walks up to the bar in
Speaker 1: her little hot pink bikini alas dun, Dun dun, and
Speaker 1: the episode ends. In the next episode, I think Coltie
Speaker 1: asks May out on a date, and then the cast
Speaker 1: goes to a bar guitar which I've been there. Amazing drinks,
Speaker 1: amazing music, the vibes are immaculate. Oh my god, this
Speaker 1: is making me want to go back to Tuloom. I've
Speaker 1: been there three times. The first two times were incredible
Speaker 1: and just amazing, and then the third time I went
Speaker 1: was pretty bad. Okay, three out of the four days
Speaker 1: it was like a hurricane. I literally thought our hut
Speaker 1: was going to fly away and we were gonna drown.
Speaker 1: So I couldn't sleep all three nights, and the prices
Speaker 1: have gone up. It is insane, But I want to go.
Speaker 1: Should we do a trip like get a little thoughties
Speaker 1: together and go to Tuloom. Then we see Courtney tell
Speaker 1: Tim about what she heard and he confronts Jennifer. He's
Speaker 1: really pissed off, and then she's really pissed off and
Speaker 1: they get into a fight. Yike. Well, that's it for
Speaker 1: the recap. How did you like this episode? Let me
Speaker 1: know all your thoughts in the comments and I will
Speaker 1: talk to you and the next one. Bye.
Speaker 2: It's a recap, it's a recab. It's a
Speaker 1: Game.