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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We'd let your tako

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 3>But you're freaking idiots, Tago Bob. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>get too far ahead of ourselves here, But tomorrow is

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<v Speaker 3>three eleven, three eleven day.

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<v Speaker 1>We got some good stuff going on for three to

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<v Speaker 1>eleven day, Like every hour during the show giving away

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<v Speaker 1>tickets for the upcoming JR R.

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<v Speaker 3>Three eleven show. So just just giving you a plant

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<v Speaker 3>in that little seed there to remember for tomorrow. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>let's begin idiotology. We're at Southern California Saturday afternoon, eight

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<v Speaker 3>people injured after a disgruntled customer at Carmacks, apparently upset

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<v Speaker 3>with the offer made for their silver Subaru, got in

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<v Speaker 3>said silver Subaru drove in the east end of the showroom,

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<v Speaker 3>through the showroom, and out the west side, injuring eight people.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew it was gonna be somebody driving in. That

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<v Speaker 1>would be the coolest feeling ever. I know it would

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<v Speaker 1>be really irresponsible to do, but just say you, even

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<v Speaker 1>if you were in a movie and it was a

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<v Speaker 1>stunt and you were the one that got to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's sheer badassory. That is earning man card all

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<v Speaker 1>day long.

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<v Speaker 3>This I don't want a stereotype here, But but what

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<v Speaker 3>this doesn't seem like something your typical Subaru driver would do.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, they'd have a coexisting or on the bats exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I'm getting out of here. I guess we've

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<v Speaker 3>get this was a bad match. Obviously, he's trying to

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<v Speaker 3>get rid of the Subaru because yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>He's he's not crunchy enough or gay enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it a lot of aut homosexual ladies drive those

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<v Speaker 1>or No.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I said, I don't want a stereotype. I'll leave

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<v Speaker 3>that to you. I guess I've always loved its actually

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<v Speaker 3>because growing up my buddy Twitch had one, and that

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<v Speaker 3>car ran like a charm.

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<v Speaker 2>He smoked a lot of hot in that thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And again there's the crunchy aspect of it right exist

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<v Speaker 1>on the On a broader observation, though, I really am

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<v Speaker 1>surprised that you don't see more people melt down like

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<v Speaker 1>this at car lots. I think car lots have changed

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<v Speaker 1>so much that when was you you recently perized.

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<v Speaker 3>Car bought my pre owned less than a year ago. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but but how was the experience. Well, it was smooth

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<v Speaker 3>sailing for me because I had the upper hand on

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<v Speaker 3>my trade.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm getting.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's smooth sailing for most people now, not

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<v Speaker 1>said super owner right there, but overall, pat think of

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<v Speaker 1>the buying experience.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell, I could just sit at my house and go

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<v Speaker 2>all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Ding ding ding, pick out the color, pick out the trim,

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<v Speaker 1>and they know whatever and they deliver it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's much more convenient to be fleeced online.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't don't think.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think they're really fleecing it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think a lot of people I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems like it's a much easier process than back

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<v Speaker 1>in the day when you okay, whole day is gone.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, I'm gonna have to go talk to the

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<v Speaker 3>sales manager about this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's not gonna like this. Save it with the

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<v Speaker 1>sales manager. You and him are gonna go tell a

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<v Speaker 1>couple dick jokes.

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<v Speaker 3>And don't draw the four boxes on the piece of

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<v Speaker 3>paper here either.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be just you know, like mind

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<v Speaker 1>f t here. Just let's work on a deal. Madisonville, Kentucky.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like some final destination level to pravity. Somebody said,

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<v Speaker 1>must be that seventeen percent interest rate. They caused him

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<v Speaker 1>to go no, because they were selling.

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<v Speaker 3>The car, all right. They didn't like the offer they

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<v Speaker 3>had on the car. So final destination. This is like

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<v Speaker 3>something you'd see in Final Destination. How they may steal

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<v Speaker 3>this idea for future Orlando Frost factory or plant that's

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<v Speaker 3>a deli meat company, Lando Frost. This guy shoved coworker

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<v Speaker 3>into the steam room where they wash and sanitize all

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<v Speaker 3>of the commercial products that they used there. And you're

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<v Speaker 3>kidding me, and turned it on. Turned on the steam room.

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<v Speaker 3>It's it's a walk in thing where all the racks

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<v Speaker 3>of stuff are pushed in there, and then you close

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<v Speaker 3>the door and you turn the thing on and everything's

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<v Speaker 3>washed and sterilized with the steam. Two hundred degrees.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's why I'm making this face.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking you're pushing a hobart in there to get

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<v Speaker 1>it clean and sanitized. It's got to be above one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and fifty degrees. Two hundred degrees you would boil her.

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<v Speaker 3>Luckily, she was able to She was unable to open

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<v Speaker 3>the door from the inside kills. There was an emergency

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<v Speaker 3>kill switch which she hit.

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<v Speaker 1>And Uh, that's where you really hope you're paying attention

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<v Speaker 1>during training, Pat, you know what I mean kidding. If

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know where that kill switch is, you're killed.

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<v Speaker 3>Look at this in red looking son and bitch who

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<v Speaker 3>did that?

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<v Speaker 2>He was just having a bad day and took it

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<v Speaker 2>out on her.

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<v Speaker 3>He's probably pissed because I'm sure they got him wearing

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<v Speaker 3>all sorts of hair NEETs with that mopku. He has

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<v Speaker 3>a full beard.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a full kind of semi white guy afro,

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<v Speaker 1>out of control hair. Yeah, yeah, he's got his face hard.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Come to think of it, I mean, driving the Super

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<v Speaker 1>U through the dealership east to west is kind.

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<v Speaker 2>Of a mild compared to this right final destination. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm seeing this kind of final destination.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he injured six, could have easily killed somebody

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<v Speaker 1>with that Super Ru.

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<v Speaker 3>And finally, Taco's something for you to uh to latch

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<v Speaker 3>onto here. I'm sure you'll have a perspect if Chinese

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<v Speaker 3>man uh habit of pick in his nose and apparently

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<v Speaker 3>he really would get aggressive with this, uh according to

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<v Speaker 3>his wife, and he got a little too aggressive, hit

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<v Speaker 3>an artery, nicked, an artery had to be rushed to

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<v Speaker 3>the hospital emergency surgery.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't know there's arteries in your nose?

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<v Speaker 3>Well yeah, I've got the story on our Facebook page

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<v Speaker 3>if you want to see some pictures of what digging

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<v Speaker 3>too deep may do.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you see Rory picking his nose yesterday?

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<v Speaker 3>Did he get caught? Cara?

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<v Speaker 1>He kind of was lining up to hit and he

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<v Speaker 1>fell back a little bit into the sand trap, and

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<v Speaker 1>I guess some sand went up in his nose. But

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<v Speaker 1>Patty was one of these full on and they keeped

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<v Speaker 1>the camera on him and then he starts snot shotting it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, okay, he's got his finger aggressively picking. Look

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<v Speaker 1>pat about like this, and he's like, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if a bug flew of his nose or sand. But

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<v Speaker 1>then he just starts doing snotshots and they did move

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<v Speaker 1>the camera, going, dude, get the can't give the guy

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<v Speaker 1>some privacy, Like if you noticed the guy golf and

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<v Speaker 1>had a boner, Oh, I'm gonna get the camera on

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<v Speaker 1>boon boy.

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<v Speaker 3>Here.

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<v Speaker 1>You can hear him in the control with the don't

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<v Speaker 1>cut away from this. This is great TV. This is awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>We're getting more people into golf. Remember this weekend's coverage

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna be. Did you like that coverage where they

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<v Speaker 1>remember you are Bulldog mentioned they were gonna have like

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<v Speaker 1>the coverage of more behind the scenes, and I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought is just a little too loud, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>but there is Okay, go put Pan over to third hole.

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<v Speaker 1>We got Bunner boy he is hey had that serious

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<v Speaker 1>biager night the other night because he's still he's got

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<v Speaker 1>the three day chob going uh huh. And then we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna start some wood jokes here in a moment, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>three would they little two behind the scenes. Thank you, Taco,

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<v Speaker 1>you were correct on that.

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<v Speaker 3>Linchin Tago on demand.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell Loathy, I hear way you went.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe fi