Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We'd let your tako
Speaker 2: one on one one w jr R.
Speaker 3: But you're freaking idiots, Tago Bob. I don't want to
Speaker 3: get too far ahead of ourselves here, But tomorrow is
Speaker 3: three eleven, three eleven day.
Speaker 1: We got some good stuff going on for three to
Speaker 1: eleven day, Like every hour during the show giving away
Speaker 1: tickets for the upcoming JR R.
Speaker 3: Three eleven show. So just just giving you a plant
Speaker 3: in that little seed there to remember for tomorrow. All right,
Speaker 3: let's begin idiotology. We're at Southern California Saturday afternoon, eight
Speaker 3: people injured after a disgruntled customer at Carmacks, apparently upset
Speaker 3: with the offer made for their silver Subaru, got in
Speaker 3: said silver Subaru drove in the east end of the showroom,
Speaker 3: through the showroom, and out the west side, injuring eight people.
Speaker 1: I knew it was gonna be somebody driving in. That
Speaker 1: would be the coolest feeling ever. I know it would
Speaker 1: be really irresponsible to do, but just say you, even
Speaker 1: if you were in a movie and it was a
Speaker 1: stunt and you were the one that got to do that.
Speaker 1: That's that's sheer badassory. That is earning man card all
Speaker 1: day long.
Speaker 3: This I don't want a stereotype here, But but what
Speaker 3: this doesn't seem like something your typical Subaru driver would do.
Speaker 2: Now, they'd have a coexisting or on the bats exactly.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm getting out of here. I guess we've
Speaker 3: get this was a bad match. Obviously, he's trying to
Speaker 3: get rid of the Subaru because yeah.
Speaker 2: He's he's not crunchy enough or gay enough.
Speaker 1: Isn't it a lot of aut homosexual ladies drive those
Speaker 1: or No.
Speaker 3: Like I said, I don't want a stereotype. I'll leave
Speaker 3: that to you. I guess I've always loved its actually
Speaker 3: because growing up my buddy Twitch had one, and that
Speaker 3: car ran like a charm.
Speaker 2: He smoked a lot of hot in that thing.
Speaker 1: And again there's the crunchy aspect of it right exist
Speaker 1: on the On a broader observation, though, I really am
Speaker 1: surprised that you don't see more people melt down like
Speaker 1: this at car lots. I think car lots have changed
Speaker 1: so much that when was you you recently perized.
Speaker 3: Car bought my pre owned less than a year ago. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but but how was the experience. Well, it was smooth
Speaker 3: sailing for me because I had the upper hand on
Speaker 3: my trade.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm getting.
Speaker 1: I think it's smooth sailing for most people now, not
Speaker 1: said super owner right there, but overall, pat think of
Speaker 1: the buying experience.
Speaker 2: Hell, I could just sit at my house and go
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 1: Ding ding ding, pick out the color, pick out the trim,
Speaker 1: and they know whatever and they deliver it.
Speaker 3: It's much more convenient to be fleeced online.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't don't think.
Speaker 3: I don't think they're really fleecing it.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people I don't know.
Speaker 1: It seems like it's a much easier process than back
Speaker 1: in the day when you okay, whole day is gone.
Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna have to go talk to the
Speaker 3: sales manager about this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not gonna like this. Save it with the
Speaker 1: sales manager. You and him are gonna go tell a
Speaker 1: couple dick jokes.
Speaker 3: And don't draw the four boxes on the piece of
Speaker 3: paper here either.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be just you know, like mind
Speaker 1: f t here. Just let's work on a deal. Madisonville, Kentucky.
Speaker 1: This is like some final destination level to pravity. Somebody said,
Speaker 1: must be that seventeen percent interest rate. They caused him
Speaker 1: to go no, because they were selling.
Speaker 3: The car, all right. They didn't like the offer they
Speaker 3: had on the car. So final destination. This is like
Speaker 3: something you'd see in Final Destination. How they may steal
Speaker 3: this idea for future Orlando Frost factory or plant that's
Speaker 3: a deli meat company, Lando Frost. This guy shoved coworker
Speaker 3: into the steam room where they wash and sanitize all
Speaker 3: of the commercial products that they used there. And you're
Speaker 3: kidding me, and turned it on. Turned on the steam room.
Speaker 3: It's it's a walk in thing where all the racks
Speaker 3: of stuff are pushed in there, and then you close
Speaker 3: the door and you turn the thing on and everything's
Speaker 3: washed and sterilized with the steam. Two hundred degrees.
Speaker 2: That's that's why I'm making this face.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking you're pushing a hobart in there to get
Speaker 1: it clean and sanitized. It's got to be above one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty degrees. Two hundred degrees you would boil her.
Speaker 3: Luckily, she was able to She was unable to open
Speaker 3: the door from the inside kills. There was an emergency
Speaker 3: kill switch which she hit.
Speaker 1: And Uh, that's where you really hope you're paying attention
Speaker 1: during training, Pat, you know what I mean kidding. If
Speaker 1: you don't know where that kill switch is, you're killed.
Speaker 3: Look at this in red looking son and bitch who
Speaker 3: did that?
Speaker 2: He was just having a bad day and took it
Speaker 2: out on her.
Speaker 3: He's probably pissed because I'm sure they got him wearing
Speaker 3: all sorts of hair NEETs with that mopku. He has
Speaker 3: a full beard.
Speaker 1: He's got a full kind of semi white guy afro,
Speaker 1: out of control hair. Yeah, yeah, he's got his face hard.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: Come to think of it, I mean, driving the Super
Speaker 1: U through the dealership east to west is kind.
Speaker 2: Of a mild compared to this right final destination. No,
Speaker 2: I'm seeing this kind of final destination.
Speaker 1: I mean, he injured six, could have easily killed somebody
Speaker 1: with that Super Ru.
Speaker 3: And finally, Taco's something for you to uh to latch
Speaker 3: onto here. I'm sure you'll have a perspect if Chinese
Speaker 3: man uh habit of pick in his nose and apparently
Speaker 3: he really would get aggressive with this, uh according to
Speaker 3: his wife, and he got a little too aggressive, hit
Speaker 3: an artery, nicked, an artery had to be rushed to
Speaker 3: the hospital emergency surgery.
Speaker 2: Didn't know there's arteries in your nose?
Speaker 3: Well yeah, I've got the story on our Facebook page
Speaker 3: if you want to see some pictures of what digging
Speaker 3: too deep may do.
Speaker 2: Did you see Rory picking his nose yesterday?
Speaker 3: Did he get caught? Cara?
Speaker 1: He kind of was lining up to hit and he
Speaker 1: fell back a little bit into the sand trap, and
Speaker 1: I guess some sand went up in his nose. But
Speaker 1: Patty was one of these full on and they keeped
Speaker 1: the camera on him and then he starts snot shotting it.
Speaker 1: He's like, okay, he's got his finger aggressively picking. Look
Speaker 1: pat about like this, and he's like, I don't know
Speaker 1: if a bug flew of his nose or sand. But
Speaker 1: then he just starts doing snotshots and they did move
Speaker 1: the camera, going, dude, get the can't give the guy
Speaker 1: some privacy, Like if you noticed the guy golf and
Speaker 1: had a boner, Oh, I'm gonna get the camera on
Speaker 1: boon boy.
Speaker 3: Here.
Speaker 1: You can hear him in the control with the don't
Speaker 1: cut away from this. This is great TV. This is awesome.
Speaker 1: We're getting more people into golf. Remember this weekend's coverage
Speaker 1: is gonna be. Did you like that coverage where they
Speaker 1: remember you are Bulldog mentioned they were gonna have like
Speaker 1: the coverage of more behind the scenes, and I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I thought is just a little too loud, you know,
Speaker 1: but there is Okay, go put Pan over to third hole.
Speaker 1: We got Bunner boy he is hey had that serious
Speaker 1: biager night the other night because he's still he's got
Speaker 1: the three day chob going uh huh. And then we're
Speaker 1: gonna start some wood jokes here in a moment, you know,
Speaker 1: three would they little two behind the scenes. Thank you, Taco,
Speaker 1: you were correct on that.
Speaker 3: Linchin Tago on demand.
Speaker 2: Tell Loathy, I hear way you went.
Speaker 3: Maybe fi