WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.440 --> 00:00:05.040 Welcome to Dad's on Dayclok. Parental discussion is advised mature 2 00:00:05.120 --> 00:00:06.599 content beyond this point. 3 00:00:51.240 --> 00:00:54.240 You guys know what a country's capital is growing the fastest. 4 00:00:55.719 --> 00:01:03.439 It's Ireland every day. It's Dublin. M Ah horror. I 5 00:01:03.520 --> 00:01:04.879 do an Irish accent, but I can't. 6 00:01:05.760 --> 00:01:06.840 You had fuck it up. 7 00:01:08.519 --> 00:01:11.280 Yeah, see sure, I'm not sure if that was Scottish 8 00:01:11.319 --> 00:01:12.480 or Irish somewhere in between. 9 00:01:14.000 --> 00:01:18.359 Are Sometimes there's a bit of a midle to it. 10 00:01:20.000 --> 00:01:23.640 Oh that's track. What are we at? One seventy nine? Alright? Cool? Great, 11 00:01:24.040 --> 00:01:27.319 fucking fantastic. I can't believe Stone still has that cup. 12 00:01:27.359 --> 00:01:29.560 I'm pretty sure that cup is close to twenty years old. 13 00:01:29.680 --> 00:01:34.280 It's gotta be. It's just it was some fucking fundraiser. 14 00:01:35.719 --> 00:01:38.840 I think it was Matt's front raiser, your brother, because 15 00:01:38.959 --> 00:01:42.439 I remember buying twins cups from it. 16 00:01:44.439 --> 00:01:45.120 Still up there. 17 00:01:45.680 --> 00:01:48.159 Yeah yeah, I have. 18 00:01:48.359 --> 00:01:51.840 I have a Jets mug from from seven to eleven 19 00:01:51.879 --> 00:01:54.799 that I got when I was like seven or eight. 20 00:01:55.640 --> 00:01:58.280 It's like one of those old style coffee mugs, like 21 00:01:58.439 --> 00:02:02.760 super insulated thermos. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, to fucking pop 22 00:02:02.799 --> 00:02:05.959 lid on it. Oh yeah, yeah, I am. 23 00:02:07.400 --> 00:02:10.319 I have a Gnome that is dressed up in Green 24 00:02:10.360 --> 00:02:13.879 Bay Packers garb with like a THERMOMETERUS is like negative 25 00:02:13.879 --> 00:02:16.039 forty and go go all over it. And I'm like, 26 00:02:16.120 --> 00:02:18.960 I was packing this up and I was like, you know, 27 00:02:19.759 --> 00:02:21.199 do I keep it or do I throw it away? 28 00:02:21.199 --> 00:02:23.240 Because I have just no attachment any one of the Packers. 29 00:02:23.240 --> 00:02:25.639 I don't give a shit about football like the other way. 30 00:02:26.159 --> 00:02:28.000 But I decided to keep it. And I was like, 31 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:29.560 you know, it is like twenty. 32 00:02:29.360 --> 00:02:33.680 Years old, and like could sell it for nostalgia purpoself for. 33 00:02:33.639 --> 00:02:36.759 A couple of books. I'll keep it. Sell to a 34 00:02:36.800 --> 00:02:38.680 homeless guy. He can make a crack pipe out of it. 35 00:02:40.639 --> 00:02:42.639 Hey, just pretend to Gerbil and you can shove up 36 00:02:42.680 --> 00:02:45.080 your ass. 37 00:02:46.800 --> 00:02:50.039 What did you speaking of that? I know you don't 38 00:02:50.039 --> 00:02:52.719 care stone about football, but what do you think about 39 00:02:52.800 --> 00:02:55.280 Rogers going to the Steelers on one year contract? Do 40 00:02:55.319 --> 00:02:59.800 you think the Jets were so abysinal abysinals bad and 41 00:02:59.840 --> 00:03:02.639 then O line and you know that first snap tears 42 00:03:02.639 --> 00:03:05.280 his achilles in the first year. Do you think he 43 00:03:05.319 --> 00:03:09.800 has any shot with Pittsburgh to make them any better 44 00:03:09.879 --> 00:03:13.560 than what they are because they're just a mediocre team 45 00:03:13.639 --> 00:03:16.080 that can still make the playoffs without him, because that's 46 00:03:16.080 --> 00:03:19.520 been proven by Mike Tomlin. Did you think he can 47 00:03:19.560 --> 00:03:23.360 bring anything to the game dom he's cancer? Do you 48 00:03:23.360 --> 00:03:23.680 think so? 49 00:03:23.879 --> 00:03:26.319 I think he is that he is no longer the 50 00:03:26.360 --> 00:03:30.719 Aaron Rodgers with this, I think everybody's look that we 51 00:03:30.800 --> 00:03:31.360 know and love. 52 00:03:32.919 --> 00:03:34.319 I think everybody's looking at him. 53 00:03:34.240 --> 00:03:37.639 With stars in their eyes, and they want him desperately 54 00:03:37.719 --> 00:03:41.120 to be the same person. But I think, I think 55 00:03:41.240 --> 00:03:43.639 that this is one of those moments where you hold 56 00:03:43.680 --> 00:03:48.080 onto history too long and he is not the same person. 57 00:03:48.319 --> 00:03:53.719 I think that he requires too much pampering, too much catering. 58 00:03:54.240 --> 00:03:58.520 He changes the scheme too much of teams, and it 59 00:03:59.319 --> 00:04:02.400 ultimately is what caused the demise of the Jets. I 60 00:04:02.400 --> 00:04:06.280 think that the Jets roster, on on paper at least. 61 00:04:06.879 --> 00:04:12.199 Was because the demise of the Jets. What was there 62 00:04:12.199 --> 00:04:13.800 a record before he started? No? 63 00:04:13.960 --> 00:04:17.480 Just but yeah, but hear me out right like that, 64 00:04:17.480 --> 00:04:20.279 that's the that's the problem is that they didn't have 65 00:04:20.759 --> 00:04:23.480 they didn't have a solid quarterback. They have all of 66 00:04:23.519 --> 00:04:29.360 the pieces, but that and so on paper, I mean, yeah, 67 00:04:29.519 --> 00:04:31.720 they last year they had a better line than the. 68 00:04:31.759 --> 00:04:35.079 Year before, yes, slightly. 69 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:39.319 But but but having to change so much consistently losing 70 00:04:39.439 --> 00:04:43.079 multiple coaches. It just it just creates, It creates too many, 71 00:04:43.160 --> 00:04:46.680 too many issues where a team can't build continuity. And sure, 72 00:04:46.879 --> 00:04:50.079 you and I both know as well as Stone. You know, 73 00:04:50.240 --> 00:04:53.399 for as little football as he does know you have 74 00:04:53.639 --> 00:04:56.120 you have to play together. Your team still has to 75 00:04:56.160 --> 00:04:59.120 be cohesive in order for you to win. You cannot 76 00:04:59.319 --> 00:05:02.800 have a shattered glass to build a home. It just 77 00:05:02.800 --> 00:05:05.279 doesn't work. And that's what the Jets were last year. 78 00:05:05.279 --> 00:05:07.639 And that's and I think that's what Pittsburgh will end 79 00:05:07.759 --> 00:05:09.800 up being. I don't think Pittsburgh will be any better 80 00:05:09.800 --> 00:05:11.199 than what they weren't. 81 00:05:11.240 --> 00:05:12.920 I also don't think there'll be any worse. 82 00:05:13.000 --> 00:05:15.319 I will say that because I do think that that 83 00:05:15.519 --> 00:05:18.519 defense is stout enough, and I do think that the 84 00:05:18.600 --> 00:05:22.639 offense will play well enough in a weak division, even 85 00:05:22.680 --> 00:05:26.680 though just hear me out, even though I understand who 86 00:05:26.720 --> 00:05:30.920 they have in that division, I get it in a 87 00:05:31.319 --> 00:05:33.920 week enough. Division is probably the better way to say it. 88 00:05:35.000 --> 00:05:38.319 The only two, the only two teams that really are 89 00:05:38.319 --> 00:05:41.519 going to be a challenge are Cincinnati once. I don't 90 00:05:41.519 --> 00:05:46.120 think Cincinnati will be a challenge both times, and Baltimore twice. 91 00:05:46.519 --> 00:05:48.720 So you're talking about you know, three of their fucking 92 00:05:48.759 --> 00:05:50.160 divisional games are going to be tough. 93 00:05:50.199 --> 00:05:51.399 The rest of them won't. 94 00:05:51.560 --> 00:05:53.319 And then I think the schedule that they have for 95 00:05:53.319 --> 00:05:58.199 the rest of yeah, the rest will be just average 96 00:05:58.240 --> 00:06:00.959 fucking games in the NFL and that so I think 97 00:06:01.000 --> 00:06:02.800 they'll I think they'll finish the same way they did 98 00:06:02.959 --> 00:06:06.600 last year. I think I think the rest of I 99 00:06:06.600 --> 00:06:08.160 think the rest of the season will pan out the 100 00:06:08.160 --> 00:06:10.040 same and they'll finish the same way. But I think 101 00:06:10.040 --> 00:06:12.240 they missed the playoffs rather than make the playoffs. But 102 00:06:12.279 --> 00:06:16.040 that's because of other reasons that I think we can 103 00:06:16.040 --> 00:06:17.759 talk about as we get closer to the season if 104 00:06:17.800 --> 00:06:19.720 you want, but you. 105 00:06:19.759 --> 00:06:20.800 Know, I probably won't. 106 00:06:21.319 --> 00:06:24.600 Yeah. 107 00:06:25.000 --> 00:06:28.680 Other than that, Stone, let's go, how is your week, buddy? 108 00:06:29.519 --> 00:06:37.920 It was pretty eventful. Mm hmm, hardcore eventful. I'm gonna 109 00:06:37.920 --> 00:06:42.879 start with this. Avery is at the point where she's 110 00:06:43.040 --> 00:06:47.759 really starting to make jokes and she's starting to get 111 00:06:47.800 --> 00:06:51.199 pretty good with them, and she's just kind of throwing 112 00:06:51.279 --> 00:06:54.279 darts and seeing where dartboard is, but she's landing on 113 00:06:54.319 --> 00:06:56.839 some right and it's really interesting to see. There was 114 00:06:56.879 --> 00:06:59.959 two of them that she made, and I'll I'll preface 115 00:07:00.160 --> 00:07:03.360 by saying one of them was like, pretty funny, and 116 00:07:03.399 --> 00:07:06.079 the other one was like, it's pretty funny for how 117 00:07:06.120 --> 00:07:08.959 cringey it was. And so. 118 00:07:10.600 --> 00:07:12.040 She lobbed this joke. 119 00:07:13.120 --> 00:07:15.560 I was teaching her how to make her bed and 120 00:07:15.600 --> 00:07:17.560 I was like, so you just put the pillow underneath 121 00:07:17.600 --> 00:07:20.720 your chim and then you just kind of dangle the 122 00:07:20.839 --> 00:07:23.279 sac and just shimmy it up and put it in there, 123 00:07:23.519 --> 00:07:27.959 you know. And everyone was like, oh, yeah, okay. So 124 00:07:27.959 --> 00:07:29.800 it's just like if you're trying to bite somebody's neck. 125 00:07:31.199 --> 00:07:31.800 And I was like. 126 00:07:35.000 --> 00:07:35.240 What. 127 00:07:36.519 --> 00:07:41.000 I just started laughing, and then she starts laughing and 128 00:07:41.079 --> 00:07:42.839 she was like it was a good joke, wasn't it. 129 00:07:42.879 --> 00:07:46.959 And I was like, there's a place for that joke. 130 00:07:47.040 --> 00:07:49.720 I'm trying to figure out where that place is. That 131 00:07:49.800 --> 00:07:55.879 was interesting, kid, This Jesus this podcast right exactly. It's 132 00:07:55.879 --> 00:07:58.600 got a place in this podcast. And then the other one. 133 00:07:59.360 --> 00:08:02.879 On Saturday, I had a bunch of people come over 134 00:08:02.920 --> 00:08:04.560 and we all had a good time together and swam 135 00:08:04.639 --> 00:08:06.519 and ate some ribs. But before that, I ran and 136 00:08:06.519 --> 00:08:10.079 did some errands and made go to the mall try 137 00:08:10.160 --> 00:08:12.199 some sous marines of the mall, and we were coming 138 00:08:12.279 --> 00:08:14.480 out and I was talking with Avery and everyone was like, 139 00:08:14.480 --> 00:08:17.480 you know, Dad, when you become an old man, if 140 00:08:17.519 --> 00:08:21.199 you are not able to do things and you need 141 00:08:21.240 --> 00:08:22.839 to live with me, you can live with me. And 142 00:08:22.879 --> 00:08:27.120 I was like, really, that's like so big of you 143 00:08:27.199 --> 00:08:29.480 to say you're sex Jesus, Like, what is making you 144 00:08:29.519 --> 00:08:32.120 think of this? And she was like, well, you know 145 00:08:32.159 --> 00:08:36.000 that when you live with me, I'm gonna take your money. 146 00:08:37.440 --> 00:08:41.799 Just fucking coldly shot that out. And I was like 147 00:08:42.159 --> 00:08:44.960 damn and started laughing, and she was like, that was 148 00:08:45.000 --> 00:08:47.840 a good joke. And I was like, damn, kid. 149 00:08:47.720 --> 00:08:49.919 Yeah, to think that I'm gonna have a good joke. 150 00:08:51.440 --> 00:08:53.080 I was like, my joke's on you. 151 00:08:53.080 --> 00:08:56.039 You can get all my debt, you know, throw me 152 00:08:56.080 --> 00:08:58.279 in a nursing home, throat on your credit card bill, kidd. 153 00:08:58.360 --> 00:09:01.639 You know seventy six episodes of Dad's on daqual here 154 00:09:02.080 --> 00:09:04.559 you were shitting, pissing, bleeding, or puking on me in 155 00:09:04.559 --> 00:09:07.840 some form of fashion. Fucking bought that goddamn nursing home 156 00:09:07.840 --> 00:09:10.399 for at least three fucking years, and trust me, at 157 00:09:10.399 --> 00:09:11.159 the end of the third. 158 00:09:11.039 --> 00:09:12.320 Year, I'll be ready to go. 159 00:09:13.879 --> 00:09:16.120 We're good party that pick up the board. 160 00:09:16.399 --> 00:09:18.080 I'm done with this place. Let's go. 161 00:09:18.679 --> 00:09:20.879 Let's go give me some meatloaf from my way out too. 162 00:09:21.039 --> 00:09:21.679 Let's go. 163 00:09:24.759 --> 00:09:27.559 Yeah we oh sorry, go ahead stoh oh. 164 00:09:27.399 --> 00:09:28.879 No, I was just gonna end with yeah. Like Other 165 00:09:28.919 --> 00:09:31.120 than that, it was a good long weekend. We had 166 00:09:31.159 --> 00:09:33.879 a fun time. And uh, the last thing I'll say 167 00:09:34.000 --> 00:09:38.080 is we did get signed for a rental house. Well 168 00:09:38.080 --> 00:09:40.440 technically we get signed tomorrow, but we took the offer, 169 00:09:40.639 --> 00:09:43.919 and yeah, we're moving forward with moving and uh, come 170 00:09:44.000 --> 00:09:47.080 July first, we'll have our rental and we'll get moved 171 00:09:47.080 --> 00:09:49.039 in by about that weekend on the fourth. 172 00:09:49.960 --> 00:09:51.519 And yeah, there we are. 173 00:09:52.840 --> 00:09:53.840 You're gonna want help moving. 174 00:09:55.799 --> 00:09:59.240 I know, I got plenty of people here, actually tons 175 00:09:59.240 --> 00:10:04.080 of Alyssa's family have like trailers and trucks and ship, 176 00:10:04.240 --> 00:10:05.799 and I was just gonna plan on like doing it 177 00:10:05.840 --> 00:10:07.559 with you haul and get it all done. And they 178 00:10:07.559 --> 00:10:09.399 were like fuck that ship, Like we'll come over and 179 00:10:09.600 --> 00:10:11.159 get all that ship out of there, a couple of trucks, 180 00:10:11.519 --> 00:10:13.559 a couple of trailers, and I was like, cool, all right, 181 00:10:14.080 --> 00:10:16.919 well I appreciate the offer, but but yeah, they've they're all, uh, 182 00:10:17.120 --> 00:10:18.720 they're all gonna come down and we're gonna get it 183 00:10:18.759 --> 00:10:19.879 done in probably like a day or two. 184 00:10:21.559 --> 00:10:24.960 Hell yeah, My last week was good for me. It 185 00:10:25.080 --> 00:10:30.360 was relatively chill. Work was work, nothing crazy, which is nice. 186 00:10:30.679 --> 00:10:30.799 Uh. 187 00:10:31.159 --> 00:10:36.279 And then hauled ass home on Friday, hung out with 188 00:10:36.600 --> 00:10:40.600 Grayson and the producer on Friday for a little while, 189 00:10:40.720 --> 00:10:45.440 and then woke up early Saturday to go golfing with 190 00:10:45.600 --> 00:10:51.759 g Nome. We went to Boulder Creek in Boulder City, 191 00:10:52.399 --> 00:10:57.120 and I promptly lost a fucking record amount of balls 192 00:10:57.159 --> 00:10:58.360 for myself. 193 00:11:00.639 --> 00:11:03.399 And simultaneous something special like you have to you have 194 00:11:03.399 --> 00:11:05.960 to you basically have to think I'm gonna put the 195 00:11:06.000 --> 00:11:11.519 over under at at every other hole stone and then 196 00:11:11.559 --> 00:11:13.279 you could take your guess, did he did he lose 197 00:11:13.519 --> 00:11:19.200 more or less than nine golf balls? More would be correct? 198 00:11:20.519 --> 00:11:20.919 Correct? 199 00:11:23.240 --> 00:11:23.360 Uh? 200 00:11:23.919 --> 00:11:26.200 I lost nine off the t alone. 201 00:11:26.480 --> 00:11:31.240 Yeah, and two of them on the same hole. Yeah, 202 00:11:31.879 --> 00:11:33.240 the water yep. 203 00:11:37.440 --> 00:11:41.240 With every hole, but simultaneous, but simultaneously, I had the 204 00:11:41.240 --> 00:11:43.840 best drive of my life. I had the best approach 205 00:11:43.879 --> 00:11:45.879 shot of my life, and I probably had the best 206 00:11:45.919 --> 00:11:46.960 put of my life as well. 207 00:11:49.000 --> 00:11:51.879 Yeah, I'd say that's that's those those are all facts. Yeah, 208 00:11:51.919 --> 00:11:56.320 because there was on one hole, uh, the dip ship 209 00:11:56.440 --> 00:11:57.440 that we got paired with. 210 00:11:57.720 --> 00:11:58.279 Uh. 211 00:11:58.519 --> 00:12:00.480 He started on nice like there's part of it that 212 00:12:00.600 --> 00:12:03.240 it's his home course. He's probably seventy years old, right, 213 00:12:03.440 --> 00:12:05.159 So he gave great advice because we said, this is 214 00:12:05.159 --> 00:12:08.679 our first time at that course, and so he told 215 00:12:08.720 --> 00:12:10.720 us every hole like this is the layout of the hole, 216 00:12:10.759 --> 00:12:13.320 this is where you want to go. Great. Cool. But 217 00:12:13.399 --> 00:12:16.159 then he's the kind of guy that whenever you hit 218 00:12:16.240 --> 00:12:18.679 something and it was wrong, he had to be vocal 219 00:12:18.679 --> 00:12:22.759 about oh yeah, like you didn't already know, Like you 220 00:12:22.840 --> 00:12:25.120 topped the ball and it lands in the fairway still 221 00:12:25.120 --> 00:12:26.799 but it's like super short. He's like, well, it's not 222 00:12:26.799 --> 00:12:28.600 what you wanted, but it's in the fairway, but you 223 00:12:28.600 --> 00:12:29.679 know you just topped it. 224 00:12:29.759 --> 00:12:30.440 There was one. 225 00:12:30.720 --> 00:12:32.320 Thanks thanks man. 226 00:12:32.399 --> 00:12:35.200 Like I hit like maybe twenty yards past the fucking t. 227 00:12:35.320 --> 00:12:39.600 Box maybe maybe maybe, And he pulls up with his cart, 228 00:12:39.720 --> 00:12:41.960 gets out and stands there and points at it like 229 00:12:42.039 --> 00:12:45.679 I didn't fucking know where it went, and. 230 00:12:45.600 --> 00:12:47.120 Then he picks it up to hold it. 231 00:12:47.639 --> 00:12:49.679 Here it is, yeah, here he goes with yours. 232 00:12:49.840 --> 00:12:51.600 I was like, dude, I would have it's the only 233 00:12:51.639 --> 00:12:54.960 one in place, It's the only one I got, you, Dick, 234 00:12:55.320 --> 00:12:56.360 I'd have fucking hit it. 235 00:12:56.399 --> 00:13:01.399 He's like, I just take a drop up there fucking asshole. Yeah, 236 00:13:01.440 --> 00:13:02.120 but he was. 237 00:13:02.240 --> 00:13:04.960 He was super helpful. I mean with tips about the 238 00:13:04.960 --> 00:13:07.759 golf course. He was great everything else. Dude can kick 239 00:13:07.799 --> 00:13:08.519 fucking rocks. 240 00:13:09.240 --> 00:13:12.039 Yeah, yeah, pretty much. But yeah, it was. We had 241 00:13:12.120 --> 00:13:13.679 one hole that he's telling us where to go, and 242 00:13:13.759 --> 00:13:15.960 it's pretty much a blind shot. He just said, you 243 00:13:16.000 --> 00:13:18.440 see that sandtrap, that's your aiming point. You just aim 244 00:13:18.519 --> 00:13:20.279 at that and you'll be fine. Like we knew what 245 00:13:20.279 --> 00:13:22.639 we were doing. I and I went first on this hole. 246 00:13:23.279 --> 00:13:26.600 I fucking pissmissiled one, just dead ass straight exactly where 247 00:13:26.600 --> 00:13:29.759 he said. He goes, yep, that'll play Dome hits one 248 00:13:29.840 --> 00:13:32.559 and it just piss missiles in and has a slight draw. 249 00:13:33.360 --> 00:13:35.000 So he started to the right and we were like, oh, 250 00:13:35.000 --> 00:13:37.320 that's gonna come in good. My drive was like three 251 00:13:37.399 --> 00:13:40.519 hundred and ten yards dead ass middle, and then there's 252 00:13:40.559 --> 00:13:42.879 Dome another twenty five yards in front of me, dead 253 00:13:42.919 --> 00:13:47.360 ass middle. Like just fucking y beat this shit. And 254 00:13:47.519 --> 00:13:49.360 it was funny is when we were approaching his ball 255 00:13:49.399 --> 00:13:51.360 with the golf car. After I hit we were approaching 256 00:13:51.360 --> 00:13:53.440 his I said, I'm so excited for you to fuck 257 00:13:53.519 --> 00:13:57.440 up your second shot after that killer drive. Yeah, I 258 00:13:58.320 --> 00:14:00.960 I didn't you just put it on the back of 259 00:14:01.000 --> 00:14:02.840 the green about one hundred and fifty feet away from 260 00:14:02.879 --> 00:14:04.600 the pin. Yeah, but you're on the green. 261 00:14:05.639 --> 00:14:07.120 My putts were phenomenal all day. 262 00:14:07.200 --> 00:14:09.559 Yeah, all day You're putting was really good. I liked 263 00:14:09.600 --> 00:14:12.279 that course for putting because it is as fancy as 264 00:14:12.320 --> 00:14:14.879 that course was. It's not super challenging, but it had 265 00:14:14.919 --> 00:14:19.159 its moments of challenge, so it was a good course. 266 00:14:20.399 --> 00:14:23.799 I'm still the debates still out on if I still 267 00:14:23.799 --> 00:14:28.120 think it's worth the price that was paid on your behalf. 268 00:14:28.240 --> 00:14:30.120 But it's on the fringe for me. 269 00:14:31.399 --> 00:14:33.960 But I'd go back. I'd say that I'd go back. Yeah. 270 00:14:34.039 --> 00:14:36.240 And some of the amenities were nice, like the golf 271 00:14:36.279 --> 00:14:39.000 carts were nice enough, like the golf court. The golf 272 00:14:39.080 --> 00:14:42.080 cart itself wasn't anything too spectacular, but it had a 273 00:14:42.120 --> 00:14:45.120 couple like extra features, like the screen that gave you 274 00:14:45.200 --> 00:14:48.159 a lot of information with the GPS was really nice. 275 00:14:49.240 --> 00:14:49.399 You know. 276 00:14:49.480 --> 00:14:53.000 It did have a cooler with you know, availability of ice. 277 00:14:53.120 --> 00:14:56.000 I did like how they had water jugs throughout the whole. 278 00:14:56.200 --> 00:14:58.399 Even though we didn't use them, it was nice to 279 00:14:58.480 --> 00:15:01.039 use me one, it was nice to have them. Saw 280 00:15:01.039 --> 00:15:04.360 a couple of bathrooms throughout the whole course more than 281 00:15:04.519 --> 00:15:06.559 just like two, which was kind of good. 282 00:15:06.799 --> 00:15:06.919 Uh. 283 00:15:07.360 --> 00:15:10.080 And so like the course itself was really nice, very 284 00:15:10.159 --> 00:15:13.120 well maintained, fairly forgiving for. 285 00:15:13.200 --> 00:15:15.679 What it was. Yeah, I'd agree with that statement. 286 00:15:15.960 --> 00:15:19.919 I'd agree I would, I would go back. I wouldn't 287 00:15:20.000 --> 00:15:22.600 necessarily be pining to go back. 288 00:15:23.279 --> 00:15:24.480 I agree with that also. 289 00:15:25.120 --> 00:15:28.279 So I'm not I'm not not Russian to get back 290 00:15:28.360 --> 00:15:31.720 out there on that course specifically. But if if in 291 00:15:31.840 --> 00:15:33.440 a month we were like, hey you want to do 292 00:15:33.480 --> 00:15:35.480 it in or maybe when it gets a little. 293 00:15:35.320 --> 00:15:36.720 Cooler, Hey you want to do it in? 294 00:15:37.440 --> 00:15:37.639 Right? 295 00:15:38.000 --> 00:15:39.720 Yeah, right, I'd be down in a heartbeat. 296 00:15:40.360 --> 00:15:43.919 This is Boulder. Yeah, it's bolder Korea. M hmm. That's 297 00:15:43.960 --> 00:15:45.799 for your dad us to play all the time. Oh yeah, 298 00:15:46.159 --> 00:15:48.159 still does interviews here. Yeah. 299 00:15:48.960 --> 00:15:53.840 We met Celine Dion's butler. Yeah, didn't didn't realize that 300 00:15:54.000 --> 00:15:57.600 was going to happen. Cool Jamaican dude who is potentially 301 00:15:57.639 --> 00:15:59.320 gonna come to Kingman to golf with us. 302 00:16:00.240 --> 00:16:02.360 Guy was pretty nice, very Jamaican. 303 00:16:03.000 --> 00:16:06.279 I yeah, he was listening to reggae right, and he 304 00:16:06.759 --> 00:16:09.000 was ahead of us and we were getting onto the 305 00:16:09.080 --> 00:16:10.399 last hole and he said, hey, why don't you guys, 306 00:16:10.480 --> 00:16:12.519 just join me on this last hole. So we did 307 00:16:12.600 --> 00:16:18.519 him on yeah and yeah yeah and super ripped, great shape, 308 00:16:18.679 --> 00:16:22.519 great physique, super nice. And he didn't tell us you 309 00:16:22.600 --> 00:16:25.080 know what he was. It was just we got done 310 00:16:25.120 --> 00:16:27.000 and Dome was like, hey, do you want my number 311 00:16:27.039 --> 00:16:28.879 because we were talking about King. He said, oh, man, 312 00:16:28.879 --> 00:16:30.639 I'd love to try and come down because that's a 313 00:16:30.720 --> 00:16:33.120 quick drive. He didn't realize how close it was because 314 00:16:33.159 --> 00:16:35.080 when we told him our golf course is actually in 315 00:16:35.159 --> 00:16:37.000 really good shape and it's only forty bucks, he was like, 316 00:16:37.399 --> 00:16:39.960 forty bucks for a round of golf with a cart 317 00:16:40.240 --> 00:16:43.000 and for non local because Vegas is all about local 318 00:16:43.039 --> 00:16:48.320 and non local pricing, right, And so he he gets 319 00:16:48.399 --> 00:16:50.519 the number from Dome and calls him and Dome says 320 00:16:50.559 --> 00:16:54.440 his number. Well, the guy who's taking our bags and 321 00:16:54.559 --> 00:16:57.039 like cleaning stuff off. When we get to the to 322 00:16:57.159 --> 00:17:00.279 the shop, we come back out and the gentleman was gone, 323 00:17:01.240 --> 00:17:04.480 the butler guy. And the guy goes, hey, the guy's 324 00:17:04.519 --> 00:17:06.519 really cool, no weird vibes, Like he was kind of 325 00:17:06.519 --> 00:17:08.160 weird how he started that. I was like, what it's 326 00:17:08.200 --> 00:17:10.799 about to say? Like he's wanted for murder somewhere, Like 327 00:17:11.240 --> 00:17:12.759 why do you start like that. But he was like, 328 00:17:12.880 --> 00:17:15.920 I'm not supposed to say this, but he's Celine Dion's butler. 329 00:17:16.160 --> 00:17:18.279 We're like, oh cool, cool, Yeah, we'll tell the whole 330 00:17:18.319 --> 00:17:22.799 world about that. That listens to our podcast, shout out 331 00:17:22.839 --> 00:17:28.440 to the four of you, my heart will go on. Yesh. Yeah, 332 00:17:28.599 --> 00:17:30.880 so that's good, that's good. It was. 333 00:17:31.119 --> 00:17:31.279 Yeah. 334 00:17:31.279 --> 00:17:34.720 I had a great time. Like I said, I would 335 00:17:34.759 --> 00:17:36.279 have had a better time if it was just the 336 00:17:36.319 --> 00:17:37.920 two of us, or we had two other people with 337 00:17:38.079 --> 00:17:40.680 us that we knew agreed. The other guy was. He 338 00:17:40.799 --> 00:17:43.160 was good, like kind of quiet. He actually really enjoyed 339 00:17:43.359 --> 00:17:47.759 us and enjoyed our ship. I think we were a 340 00:17:47.799 --> 00:17:51.319 little abrasive for James's nature. 341 00:17:51.519 --> 00:17:52.000 Yeah, and. 342 00:17:54.039 --> 00:17:57.200 James, James took James took the game more seriously than 343 00:17:57.279 --> 00:18:00.720 Paul did. And we had Paul cracking up the whole 344 00:18:00.759 --> 00:18:04.519 fucking time. And yeah, James was more like, I'm here 345 00:18:04.640 --> 00:18:08.079 for business, not really your bullshit. And I think that 346 00:18:08.279 --> 00:18:10.920 was his Like him telling us that every single hole 347 00:18:11.079 --> 00:18:13.599 what to do was his way of trying to wrangle 348 00:18:13.759 --> 00:18:20.839 us in. But you can't herd cats. So not these two, yeah, 349 00:18:21.000 --> 00:18:22.480 not these two now. 350 00:18:22.839 --> 00:18:25.839 Yeah, like James, I appreciate the tips you're giving me. 351 00:18:26.240 --> 00:18:28.640 I'm gonna send this fucking ball five hundred yards to 352 00:18:28.720 --> 00:18:31.440 the right, and they're in a goddamn thing. Anybody's gonna 353 00:18:31.480 --> 00:18:33.720 do about it, and I'm gonna try not to break 354 00:18:33.759 --> 00:18:34.079 my club. 355 00:18:34.160 --> 00:18:36.079 After there, there was one hole where he was telling 356 00:18:36.160 --> 00:18:38.200 us literally to like lay up and play it safe. 357 00:18:38.319 --> 00:18:40.599 As I'm grabbing my driver, and I. 358 00:18:40.720 --> 00:18:42.880 Just hear know him go, yeah, you're just gonna go 359 00:18:43.000 --> 00:18:44.880 for it with the big dick, right, And I was like, Yep, 360 00:18:45.119 --> 00:18:46.400 ain't no change in it now. 361 00:18:47.319 --> 00:18:53.519 So listen, it's either three twenty or it's twenty. It's in. Yeah. 362 00:18:54.000 --> 00:18:56.960 I mean they're hitting that group. I mean they're hitting 363 00:18:57.000 --> 00:18:58.559 the group or I'm hitting the t box in front 364 00:18:58.559 --> 00:19:00.480 of us. There ain't no in between. Bay Yeah. 365 00:19:01.319 --> 00:19:03.960 And then and he like he kept he kept pointing 366 00:19:03.960 --> 00:19:06.599 out the arroyos, the arroyos. 367 00:19:07.119 --> 00:19:10.200 At one point, literally every fucking all he's like, there's 368 00:19:10.240 --> 00:19:13.640 an arroyo. And finally, on the back nine, I look 369 00:19:13.680 --> 00:19:16.920 at him, I'm like, for fuck's sakes, what the fuck 370 00:19:17.039 --> 00:19:20.200 is in arroyo? It was like he just learned. He's 371 00:19:20.240 --> 00:19:21.599 like one of those people that just learned what an 372 00:19:21.680 --> 00:19:24.400 arroyo was. With the name and now he's using it 373 00:19:24.559 --> 00:19:27.279 like he's you know, used it in his whole life. Yeah, 374 00:19:27.759 --> 00:19:29.599 I was. And then finally we got up to one. 375 00:19:29.640 --> 00:19:31.759 I was like, oh, dum, this is what he means. 376 00:19:31.799 --> 00:19:34.039 And Doub's like, yeah, a fucking wash he means it's 377 00:19:34.039 --> 00:19:34.480 a wash. 378 00:19:36.440 --> 00:19:37.359 Yeah, fucking arroyo. 379 00:19:37.519 --> 00:19:38.279 I don't know what that means. 380 00:19:38.279 --> 00:19:39.920 And then we just started dragging it out and I 381 00:19:40.000 --> 00:19:41.880 was like, I'm gonna make sure to avoid that arroyo. 382 00:19:42.160 --> 00:19:44.359 There's an arroyo twenty feet in front of us, and 383 00:19:44.519 --> 00:19:45.960 we just beat it to death after that. 384 00:19:46.559 --> 00:19:50.119 So yeah, and then this is the this is the 385 00:19:50.240 --> 00:19:52.680 kind of dick move that he plays. So we're on 386 00:19:52.759 --> 00:19:56.200 the last par three and it is uphill. I use 387 00:19:56.240 --> 00:19:59.519 my range finder. It says it's like one forty nine right, 388 00:20:00.200 --> 00:20:02.640 and he's saying it's playing a little bit long, like 389 00:20:02.720 --> 00:20:04.680 it's playing a little bit a club long, right, But 390 00:20:04.799 --> 00:20:07.079 it's the way he said it. Yeah, And I was like, oh, 391 00:20:07.440 --> 00:20:09.640 I'll walk back to my cart and club down right, 392 00:20:10.839 --> 00:20:13.559 And because typically I would think so anyway, I grab 393 00:20:13.720 --> 00:20:16.000 my I grab my I grab my next club down 394 00:20:16.319 --> 00:20:18.759 and I land short of the green on this hill. 395 00:20:19.000 --> 00:20:20.680 But I wonder how I didn't fall off of this 396 00:20:20.759 --> 00:20:22.960 hill and going to the ploffs. I don't know how. 397 00:20:23.480 --> 00:20:25.920 I don't know how it was stayed. Dome does the 398 00:20:26.000 --> 00:20:28.160 same thing. But Dome, there's no question for it's either 399 00:20:28.440 --> 00:20:31.599 you know, there's you know whatever. We get up there 400 00:20:31.880 --> 00:20:34.000 and I'm grabbing my wedge and my putter walking my ball, 401 00:20:34.039 --> 00:20:37.200