Speaker 1: Welcome to Dad's on Dayclok. Parental discussion is advised mature
Speaker 1: content beyond this point.
Speaker 2: You guys know what a country's capital is growing the fastest.
Speaker 2: It's Ireland every day. It's Dublin. M Ah horror. I
Speaker 2: do an Irish accent, but I can't.
Speaker 3: You had fuck it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see sure, I'm not sure if that was Scottish
Speaker 2: or Irish somewhere in between.
Speaker 3: Are Sometimes there's a bit of a midle to it.
Speaker 2: Oh that's track. What are we at? One seventy nine? Alright? Cool? Great,
Speaker 2: fucking fantastic. I can't believe Stone still has that cup.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that cup is close to twenty years old.
Speaker 2: It's gotta be. It's just it was some fucking fundraiser.
Speaker 2: I think it was Matt's front raiser, your brother, because
Speaker 2: I remember buying twins cups from it.
Speaker 3: Still up there.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I have.
Speaker 1: I have a Jets mug from from seven to eleven
Speaker 1: that I got when I was like seven or eight.
Speaker 1: It's like one of those old style coffee mugs, like
Speaker 1: super insulated thermos. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, to fucking pop
Speaker 1: lid on it. Oh yeah, yeah, I am.
Speaker 3: I have a Gnome that is dressed up in Green
Speaker 3: Bay Packers garb with like a THERMOMETERUS is like negative
Speaker 3: forty and go go all over it. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: I was packing this up and I was like, you know,
Speaker 3: do I keep it or do I throw it away?
Speaker 3: Because I have just no attachment any one of the Packers.
Speaker 3: I don't give a shit about football like the other way.
Speaker 3: But I decided to keep it. And I was like,
Speaker 3: you know, it is like twenty.
Speaker 2: Years old, and like could sell it for nostalgia purpoself for.
Speaker 4: A couple of books. I'll keep it. Sell to a
Speaker 4: homeless guy. He can make a crack pipe out of it.
Speaker 3: Hey, just pretend to Gerbil and you can shove up
Speaker 3: your ass.
Speaker 2: What did you speaking of that? I know you don't
Speaker 2: care stone about football, but what do you think about
Speaker 2: Rogers going to the Steelers on one year contract? Do
Speaker 2: you think the Jets were so abysinal abysinals bad and
Speaker 2: then O line and you know that first snap tears
Speaker 2: his achilles in the first year. Do you think he
Speaker 2: has any shot with Pittsburgh to make them any better
Speaker 2: than what they are because they're just a mediocre team
Speaker 2: that can still make the playoffs without him, because that's
Speaker 2: been proven by Mike Tomlin. Did you think he can
Speaker 2: bring anything to the game dom he's cancer? Do you
Speaker 2: think so?
Speaker 1: I think he is that he is no longer the
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers with this, I think everybody's look that we
Speaker 1: know and love.
Speaker 4: I think everybody's looking at him.
Speaker 1: With stars in their eyes, and they want him desperately
Speaker 1: to be the same person. But I think, I think
Speaker 1: that this is one of those moments where you hold
Speaker 1: onto history too long and he is not the same person.
Speaker 1: I think that he requires too much pampering, too much catering.
Speaker 1: He changes the scheme too much of teams, and it
Speaker 1: ultimately is what caused the demise of the Jets. I
Speaker 1: think that the Jets roster, on on paper at least.
Speaker 2: Was because the demise of the Jets. What was there
Speaker 2: a record before he started? No?
Speaker 1: Just but yeah, but hear me out right like that,
Speaker 1: that's the that's the problem is that they didn't have
Speaker 1: they didn't have a solid quarterback. They have all of
Speaker 1: the pieces, but that and so on paper, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: they last year they had a better line than the.
Speaker 2: Year before, yes, slightly.
Speaker 1: But but but having to change so much consistently losing
Speaker 1: multiple coaches. It just it just creates, It creates too many,
Speaker 1: too many issues where a team can't build continuity. And sure,
Speaker 1: you and I both know as well as Stone. You know,
Speaker 1: for as little football as he does know you have
Speaker 1: you have to play together. Your team still has to
Speaker 1: be cohesive in order for you to win. You cannot
Speaker 1: have a shattered glass to build a home. It just
Speaker 1: doesn't work. And that's what the Jets were last year.
Speaker 1: And that's and I think that's what Pittsburgh will end
Speaker 1: up being. I don't think Pittsburgh will be any better
Speaker 1: than what they weren't.
Speaker 4: I also don't think there'll be any worse.
Speaker 1: I will say that because I do think that that
Speaker 1: defense is stout enough, and I do think that the
Speaker 1: offense will play well enough in a weak division, even
Speaker 1: though just hear me out, even though I understand who
Speaker 1: they have in that division, I get it in a
Speaker 1: week enough. Division is probably the better way to say it.
Speaker 1: The only two, the only two teams that really are
Speaker 1: going to be a challenge are Cincinnati once. I don't
Speaker 1: think Cincinnati will be a challenge both times, and Baltimore twice.
Speaker 1: So you're talking about you know, three of their fucking
Speaker 1: divisional games are going to be tough.
Speaker 4: The rest of them won't.
Speaker 1: And then I think the schedule that they have for
Speaker 1: the rest of yeah, the rest will be just average
Speaker 1: fucking games in the NFL and that so I think
Speaker 1: they'll I think they'll finish the same way they did
Speaker 1: last year. I think I think the rest of I
Speaker 1: think the rest of the season will pan out the
Speaker 1: same and they'll finish the same way. But I think
Speaker 1: they missed the playoffs rather than make the playoffs. But
Speaker 1: that's because of other reasons that I think we can
Speaker 1: talk about as we get closer to the season if
Speaker 1: you want, but you.
Speaker 2: Know, I probably won't.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Other than that, Stone, let's go, how is your week, buddy?
Speaker 3: It was pretty eventful. Mm hmm, hardcore eventful. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: start with this. Avery is at the point where she's
Speaker 3: really starting to make jokes and she's starting to get
Speaker 3: pretty good with them, and she's just kind of throwing
Speaker 3: darts and seeing where dartboard is, but she's landing on
Speaker 3: some right and it's really interesting to see. There was
Speaker 3: two of them that she made, and I'll I'll preface
Speaker 3: by saying one of them was like, pretty funny, and
Speaker 3: the other one was like, it's pretty funny for how
Speaker 3: cringey it was. And so.
Speaker 2: She lobbed this joke.
Speaker 3: I was teaching her how to make her bed and
Speaker 3: I was like, so you just put the pillow underneath
Speaker 3: your chim and then you just kind of dangle the
Speaker 3: sac and just shimmy it up and put it in there,
Speaker 3: you know. And everyone was like, oh, yeah, okay. So
Speaker 3: it's just like if you're trying to bite somebody's neck.
Speaker 3: And I was like.
Speaker 2: What.
Speaker 3: I just started laughing, and then she starts laughing and
Speaker 3: she was like it was a good joke, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: And I was like, there's a place for that joke.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out where that place is. That
Speaker 3: was interesting, kid, This Jesus this podcast right exactly. It's
Speaker 3: got a place in this podcast. And then the other one.
Speaker 3: On Saturday, I had a bunch of people come over
Speaker 3: and we all had a good time together and swam
Speaker 3: and ate some ribs. But before that, I ran and
Speaker 3: did some errands and made go to the mall try
Speaker 3: some sous marines of the mall, and we were coming
Speaker 3: out and I was talking with Avery and everyone was like,
Speaker 3: you know, Dad, when you become an old man, if
Speaker 3: you are not able to do things and you need
Speaker 3: to live with me, you can live with me. And
Speaker 3: I was like, really, that's like so big of you
Speaker 3: to say you're sex Jesus, Like, what is making you
Speaker 3: think of this? And she was like, well, you know
Speaker 3: that when you live with me, I'm gonna take your money.
Speaker 3: Just fucking coldly shot that out. And I was like
Speaker 3: damn and started laughing, and she was like, that was
Speaker 3: a good joke. And I was like, damn, kid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, to think that I'm gonna have a good joke.
Speaker 2: I was like, my joke's on you.
Speaker 3: You can get all my debt, you know, throw me
Speaker 3: in a nursing home, throat on your credit card bill, kidd.
Speaker 3: You know seventy six episodes of Dad's on daqual here
Speaker 3: you were shitting, pissing, bleeding, or puking on me in
Speaker 3: some form of fashion. Fucking bought that goddamn nursing home
Speaker 3: for at least three fucking years, and trust me, at
Speaker 3: the end of the third.
Speaker 2: Year, I'll be ready to go.
Speaker 3: We're good party that pick up the board.
Speaker 2: I'm done with this place. Let's go.
Speaker 3: Let's go give me some meatloaf from my way out too.
Speaker 3: Let's go.
Speaker 2: Yeah we oh sorry, go ahead stoh oh.
Speaker 3: No, I was just gonna end with yeah. Like Other
Speaker 3: than that, it was a good long weekend. We had
Speaker 3: a fun time. And uh, the last thing I'll say
Speaker 3: is we did get signed for a rental house. Well
Speaker 3: technically we get signed tomorrow, but we took the offer,
Speaker 3: and yeah, we're moving forward with moving and uh, come
Speaker 3: July first, we'll have our rental and we'll get moved
Speaker 3: in by about that weekend on the fourth.
Speaker 2: And yeah, there we are.
Speaker 4: You're gonna want help moving.
Speaker 3: I know, I got plenty of people here, actually tons
Speaker 3: of Alyssa's family have like trailers and trucks and ship,
Speaker 3: and I was just gonna plan on like doing it
Speaker 3: with you haul and get it all done. And they
Speaker 3: were like fuck that ship, Like we'll come over and
Speaker 3: get all that ship out of there, a couple of trucks,
Speaker 3: a couple of trailers, and I was like, cool, all right,
Speaker 3: well I appreciate the offer, but but yeah, they've they're all, uh,
Speaker 3: they're all gonna come down and we're gonna get it
Speaker 3: done in probably like a day or two.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, My last week was good for me. It
Speaker 1: was relatively chill. Work was work, nothing crazy, which is nice.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: And then hauled ass home on Friday, hung out with
Speaker 1: Grayson and the producer on Friday for a little while,
Speaker 1: and then woke up early Saturday to go golfing with
Speaker 1: g Nome. We went to Boulder Creek in Boulder City,
Speaker 1: and I promptly lost a fucking record amount of balls
Speaker 1: for myself.
Speaker 2: And simultaneous something special like you have to you have
Speaker 2: to you basically have to think I'm gonna put the
Speaker 2: over under at at every other hole stone and then
Speaker 2: you could take your guess, did he did he lose
Speaker 2: more or less than nine golf balls? More would be correct?
Speaker 4: Correct?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 4: I lost nine off the t alone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and two of them on the same hole. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the water yep.
Speaker 1: With every hole, but simultaneous, but simultaneously, I had the
Speaker 1: best drive of my life. I had the best approach
Speaker 1: shot of my life, and I probably had the best
Speaker 1: put of my life as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd say that's that's those those are all facts. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because there was on one hole, uh, the dip ship
Speaker 2: that we got paired with.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: He started on nice like there's part of it that
Speaker 2: it's his home course. He's probably seventy years old, right,
Speaker 2: So he gave great advice because we said, this is
Speaker 2: our first time at that course, and so he told
Speaker 2: us every hole like this is the layout of the hole,
Speaker 2: this is where you want to go. Great. Cool. But
Speaker 2: then he's the kind of guy that whenever you hit
Speaker 2: something and it was wrong, he had to be vocal
Speaker 2: about oh yeah, like you didn't already know, Like you
Speaker 2: topped the ball and it lands in the fairway still
Speaker 2: but it's like super short. He's like, well, it's not
Speaker 2: what you wanted, but it's in the fairway, but you
Speaker 2: know you just topped it.
Speaker 4: There was one.
Speaker 2: Thanks thanks man.
Speaker 4: Like I hit like maybe twenty yards past the fucking t.
Speaker 1: Box maybe maybe maybe, And he pulls up with his cart,
Speaker 1: gets out and stands there and points at it like
Speaker 1: I didn't fucking know where it went, and.
Speaker 2: Then he picks it up to hold it.
Speaker 4: Here it is, yeah, here he goes with yours.
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, I would have it's the only
Speaker 1: one in place, It's the only one I got, you, Dick,
Speaker 1: I'd have fucking hit it.
Speaker 4: He's like, I just take a drop up there fucking asshole. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but he was.
Speaker 1: He was super helpful. I mean with tips about the
Speaker 1: golf course. He was great everything else. Dude can kick
Speaker 1: fucking rocks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, pretty much. But yeah, it was. We had
Speaker 2: one hole that he's telling us where to go, and
Speaker 2: it's pretty much a blind shot. He just said, you
Speaker 2: see that sandtrap, that's your aiming point. You just aim
Speaker 2: at that and you'll be fine. Like we knew what
Speaker 2: we were doing. I and I went first on this hole.
Speaker 2: I fucking pissmissiled one, just dead ass straight exactly where
Speaker 2: he said. He goes, yep, that'll play Dome hits one
Speaker 2: and it just piss missiles in and has a slight draw.
Speaker 2: So he started to the right and we were like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's gonna come in good. My drive was like three
Speaker 2: hundred and ten yards dead ass middle, and then there's
Speaker 2: Dome another twenty five yards in front of me, dead
Speaker 2: ass middle. Like just fucking y beat this shit. And
Speaker 2: it was funny is when we were approaching his ball
Speaker 2: with the golf car. After I hit we were approaching
Speaker 2: his I said, I'm so excited for you to fuck
Speaker 2: up your second shot after that killer drive. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: I didn't you just put it on the back of
Speaker 2: the green about one hundred and fifty feet away from
Speaker 2: the pin. Yeah, but you're on the green.
Speaker 4: My putts were phenomenal all day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all day You're putting was really good. I liked
Speaker 2: that course for putting because it is as fancy as
Speaker 2: that course was. It's not super challenging, but it had
Speaker 2: its moments of challenge, so it was a good course.
Speaker 2: I'm still the debates still out on if I still
Speaker 2: think it's worth the price that was paid on your behalf.
Speaker 4: But it's on the fringe for me.
Speaker 2: But I'd go back. I'd say that I'd go back. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And some of the amenities were nice, like the golf
Speaker 1: carts were nice enough, like the golf court. The golf
Speaker 1: cart itself wasn't anything too spectacular, but it had a
Speaker 1: couple like extra features, like the screen that gave you
Speaker 1: a lot of information with the GPS was really nice.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: It did have a cooler with you know, availability of ice.
Speaker 1: I did like how they had water jugs throughout the whole.
Speaker 1: Even though we didn't use them, it was nice to
Speaker 1: use me one, it was nice to have them. Saw
Speaker 1: a couple of bathrooms throughout the whole course more than
Speaker 1: just like two, which was kind of good.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: And so like the course itself was really nice, very
Speaker 1: well maintained, fairly forgiving for.
Speaker 2: What it was. Yeah, I'd agree with that statement.
Speaker 1: I'd agree I would, I would go back. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: necessarily be pining to go back.
Speaker 2: I agree with that also.
Speaker 1: So I'm not I'm not not Russian to get back
Speaker 1: out there on that course specifically. But if if in
Speaker 1: a month we were like, hey you want to do
Speaker 1: it in or maybe when it gets a little.
Speaker 4: Cooler, Hey you want to do it in?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, I'd be down in a heartbeat.
Speaker 2: This is Boulder. Yeah, it's bolder Korea. M hmm. That's
Speaker 2: for your dad us to play all the time. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: still does interviews here. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We met Celine Dion's butler. Yeah, didn't didn't realize that
Speaker 1: was going to happen. Cool Jamaican dude who is potentially
Speaker 1: gonna come to Kingman to golf with us.
Speaker 4: Guy was pretty nice, very Jamaican.
Speaker 2: I yeah, he was listening to reggae right, and he
Speaker 2: was ahead of us and we were getting onto the
Speaker 2: last hole and he said, hey, why don't you guys,
Speaker 2: just join me on this last hole. So we did
Speaker 2: him on yeah and yeah yeah and super ripped, great shape,
Speaker 2: great physique, super nice. And he didn't tell us you
Speaker 2: know what he was. It was just we got done
Speaker 2: and Dome was like, hey, do you want my number
Speaker 2: because we were talking about King. He said, oh, man,
Speaker 2: I'd love to try and come down because that's a
Speaker 2: quick drive. He didn't realize how close it was because
Speaker 2: when we told him our golf course is actually in
Speaker 2: really good shape and it's only forty bucks, he was like,
Speaker 2: forty bucks for a round of golf with a cart
Speaker 2: and for non local because Vegas is all about local
Speaker 2: and non local pricing, right, And so he he gets
Speaker 2: the number from Dome and calls him and Dome says
Speaker 2: his number. Well, the guy who's taking our bags and
Speaker 2: like cleaning stuff off. When we get to the to
Speaker 2: the shop, we come back out and the gentleman was gone,
Speaker 2: the butler guy. And the guy goes, hey, the guy's
Speaker 2: really cool, no weird vibes, Like he was kind of
Speaker 2: weird how he started that. I was like, what it's
Speaker 2: about to say? Like he's wanted for murder somewhere, Like
Speaker 2: why do you start like that. But he was like,
Speaker 2: I'm not supposed to say this, but he's Celine Dion's butler.
Speaker 2: We're like, oh cool, cool, Yeah, we'll tell the whole
Speaker 2: world about that. That listens to our podcast, shout out
Speaker 2: to the four of you, my heart will go on. Yesh. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so that's good, that's good. It was.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had a great time. Like I said, I would
Speaker 2: have had a better time if it was just the
Speaker 2: two of us, or we had two other people with
Speaker 2: us that we knew agreed. The other guy was. He
Speaker 2: was good, like kind of quiet. He actually really enjoyed
Speaker 2: us and enjoyed our ship. I think we were a
Speaker 2: little abrasive for James's nature.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and.
Speaker 1: James, James took James took the game more seriously than
Speaker 1: Paul did. And we had Paul cracking up the whole
Speaker 1: fucking time. And yeah, James was more like, I'm here
Speaker 1: for business, not really your bullshit. And I think that
Speaker 1: was his Like him telling us that every single hole
Speaker 1: what to do was his way of trying to wrangle
Speaker 1: us in. But you can't herd cats. So not these two, yeah,
Speaker 1: not these two now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like James, I appreciate the tips you're giving me.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna send this fucking ball five hundred yards to
Speaker 2: the right, and they're in a goddamn thing. Anybody's gonna
Speaker 2: do about it, and I'm gonna try not to break
Speaker 2: my club.
Speaker 1: After there, there was one hole where he was telling
Speaker 1: us literally to like lay up and play it safe.
Speaker 4: As I'm grabbing my driver, and I.
Speaker 1: Just hear know him go, yeah, you're just gonna go
Speaker 1: for it with the big dick, right, And I was like, Yep,
Speaker 1: ain't no change in it now.
Speaker 2: So listen, it's either three twenty or it's twenty. It's in. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean they're hitting that group. I mean they're hitting
Speaker 2: the group or I'm hitting the t box in front
Speaker 2: of us. There ain't no in between. Bay Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then and he like he kept he kept pointing
Speaker 1: out the arroyos, the arroyos.
Speaker 2: At one point, literally every fucking all he's like, there's
Speaker 2: an arroyo. And finally, on the back nine, I look
Speaker 2: at him, I'm like, for fuck's sakes, what the fuck
Speaker 2: is in arroyo? It was like he just learned. He's
Speaker 2: like one of those people that just learned what an
Speaker 2: arroyo was. With the name and now he's using it
Speaker 2: like he's you know, used it in his whole life. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was. And then finally we got up to one.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, dum, this is what he means.
Speaker 2: And Doub's like, yeah, a fucking wash he means it's
Speaker 2: a wash.
Speaker 4: Yeah, fucking arroyo.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: And then we just started dragging it out and I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna make sure to avoid that arroyo.
Speaker 1: There's an arroyo twenty feet in front of us, and
Speaker 1: we just beat it to death after that.
Speaker 2: So yeah, and then this is the this is the
Speaker 2: kind of dick move that he plays. So we're on
Speaker 2: the last par three and it is uphill. I use
Speaker 2: my range finder. It says it's like one forty nine right,
Speaker 2: and he's saying it's playing a little bit long, like
Speaker 2: it's playing a little bit a club long, right, But
Speaker 2: it's the way he said it. Yeah, And I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'll walk back to my cart and club down right,
Speaker 2: And because typically I would think so anyway, I grab
Speaker 2: my I grab my I grab my next club down
Speaker 2: and I land short of the green on this hill.
Speaker 2: But I wonder how I didn't fall off of this
Speaker 2: hill and going to the ploffs. I don't know how.
Speaker 2: I don't know how it was stayed. Dome does the
Speaker 2: same thing. But Dome, there's no question for it's either
Speaker 2: you know, there's you know whatever. We get up there
Speaker 2: and I'm grabbing my wedge and my putter walking my ball,
Speaker 2: and James has the balls and he goes, didn't you
Speaker 2: hear me say it was playing a little bit long,
Speaker 2: just like that? Yeah, And I was like, yeah, it
Speaker 2: kind of confused me the way you say that. Most
Speaker 2: people just say, hey, you should club up on this
Speaker 2: whole because the way you stated it made it sound
Speaker 2: like the ball's gonna go a little bit longer than
Speaker 2: you think it's gonna go. That's how he worded it.
Speaker 4: So I clubbed down and he was like, yeah, we
Speaker 4: both I went from my pitching wedge to my eight.
Speaker 2: For those people listening to know anything about golf, and
Speaker 2: I'll think that Domes just retarded. No, that's actually fat. Yeah,
Speaker 2: his hybrid pitching wedge. Yeah whatever. But yeah, No, I
Speaker 2: had a great time, So thank you, thank you for
Speaker 2: doing that. That was a blast, and we had capriotes.
Speaker 4: On the way out, which was delicious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. So I got to thinking, though the Celine
Speaker 2: Dion thing earlier actually brings brings this in. I was
Speaker 2: somebody brought up something. I think it was maybe maybe
Speaker 2: Dome sent this video that it was like, as of,
Speaker 2: as of like June second, we are closer to twenty
Speaker 2: fifty than we are twenty two thousand. Yeah, And I
Speaker 2: was like fuck. So I started thinking back, and I
Speaker 2: was like, hey, we've done a bracket in a while.
Speaker 2: So I came up with I have two brackets if
Speaker 2: we get time, which I think we will, but I
Speaker 2: also have another segment that I'm gonna split the brackets with.
Speaker 2: So the first bracket is, let me pull my brack
Speaker 2: and see which one I want to do first. But
Speaker 2: they are the year two thousand, I have, Let's do
Speaker 2: this one first. Two thousand box office. The one caveat
Speaker 2: I will say is How the Grain Stole Christmas, which
Speaker 2: is the number one box office movie for the entire year,
Speaker 2: is not on this list because that's a Christmas movie
Speaker 2: and I did not want it on this list. Wokay, okay, shock.
Speaker 2: It actually was one of the only movies that year
Speaker 2: that held the number one spot four weeks in a row.
Speaker 2: Damn da crazy, right, so I had to give it
Speaker 2: its little nudge on the pod. But I hit shuffle
Speaker 2: on these things, so I have no clue what the
Speaker 2: order is. I do know the movies, so let's get
Speaker 2: let's get into some tastiness. First one, holy shit, can
Speaker 2: I hit redo? Fun? No? All right? First matchup? We
Speaker 2: have gone in sixty seconds? And remember the Titans. Oh
Speaker 2: fucking ah, right, don't fuck me, fuck this, I'd say,
Speaker 2: I gave you the warning.
Speaker 4: Fucking rude. That's rude.
Speaker 2: So for those listening, if you, if you're semi news,
Speaker 2: sixteen movies coming at you, We're going to do a
Speaker 2: bracket quick to determine the best movie in this group
Speaker 2: according to us.
Speaker 4: I'll go you want me to go?
Speaker 2: Go ahead, go first.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do Remember the Titans.
Speaker 1: And here's why I think the rewatchability is slightly better
Speaker 1: with Remember the Titans. Okay, then gone in sixty seconds,
Speaker 1: but I'm not going to be mad if it loses.
Speaker 2: All right, fair enough Stone, I agree with that, all right? Yeah,
Speaker 2: no tie break needed right there? What would you have
Speaker 2: would you have picked them? I would have picked Remember
Speaker 2: the Titans. There's more I agree with Domes Tank. It's
Speaker 2: a really good take. I agree with that as well.
Speaker 2: I think also my age when it came out, we
Speaker 2: went as a team and saw it that year.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Inspiring, Yeah, inspiring. You know for us to just go
Speaker 2: get shipped on by every Hickville town and southern to
Speaker 2: middle of Nevada gave you a little bit of false hope. Yeah,
Speaker 2: pretty much. All right. Next matchup Scream three and The
Speaker 2: Whole nine Yards. Oh, that's interesting.
Speaker 4: I really liked The Whole nine Yards.
Speaker 2: That was a super that's a that's a sleeper movie.
Speaker 2: I don't think it can win this list, but I
Speaker 2: like it.
Speaker 4: Oh man, But is Scream three the best of the Screams?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go Whole nine Yards?
Speaker 2: Okay, Stone, I'm gonna go Scream three.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The Whole nine Yards is fun.
Speaker 2: I love that movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but Scream three, Yeah, it was a fun one
Speaker 3: in the franchise.
Speaker 2: I think I also am gonna go Scream three.
Speaker 1: I think this definitely shows the personality of us very well,
Speaker 1: because that like that movie. That Scream three is very
Speaker 1: much a you guys movie more so than it is
Speaker 1: a me movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I love Scream three. It's actually one of
Speaker 2: the only screams that actually scared me. There's the scene
Speaker 2: when she falls asleep on the couch and wakes up.
Speaker 2: She's actually having a dream, but she wakes up and
Speaker 2: it's the the mom standing outside her dead mom standing
Speaker 2: outside the gate. Yeah, and I'm like that.
Speaker 1: That's why I said, is Scream three the best scream?
Speaker 1: Because there's parts, there's there's an argument for that. We
Speaker 1: can get into it later though.
Speaker 2: Sure. All right, next match up Meet the Parents and
Speaker 2: What Women Want? Mind you, these these movies that I took,
Speaker 2: I took straight off the top twenty list. I heard,
Speaker 2: so I heard, I'm gonna go Meet the Parents.
Speaker 4: Okay, I have to agree.
Speaker 1: What Women Want really good movie, but it's not better
Speaker 1: than Meet the Parents. Meet the Parents is yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's a trendsetter.
Speaker 2: I feel like this next one could be a difficult
Speaker 2: matchup X Men and Mission Impossible too. Ooh fuck, that's
Speaker 2: a fucking rough one right there.
Speaker 4: God, now that's my favorite Mission Impossible.
Speaker 2: Same.
Speaker 3: Yeah, number two is my favorite. Number three is really
Speaker 3: close behind. Number three is really good too. And it
Speaker 3: was all because of Philip Seymour Hoffa. Yeah, his fucking
Speaker 3: betrayal that villain was so dimple real quick, Jordan, would
Speaker 3: you what would you have picked? The brack of the
Speaker 3: matchup before Meet the parents?
Speaker 2: Meet the parents? Okay, fuck, I think.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to go Mission Impossible. Man, that feels
Speaker 4: dirty though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to go Mission Impossible,
Speaker 1: but I'm not happy about it. I actually think this
Speaker 1: one was tougher for me than the other, than the
Speaker 1: Remember the Titans and Gone in sixty seconds?
Speaker 2: Sure? Yeah, Stone, did you give an answer? Did you
Speaker 2: say Mission Impossible or did you go X Men? Fuck?
Speaker 1: But for me it's gonna be the same reason ultimately,
Speaker 1: because I don't think I really care to watch X
Speaker 1: Men again right now, but I would definitely watch Mission
Speaker 1: Impossible too.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: It's one of those things where it would be a
Speaker 3: different answer if you ask me in a different day.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say X Men today. That's fucking hard.
Speaker 2: That's tough.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 3: I'm not mad at whoever goes To be honest, I'm not.
Speaker 2: That's a hard answer. They're a hard question. Ouch, X Men,
Speaker 2: X Men moves on. I prefer X Men over Mission
Speaker 2: Impossible too. I like the Mission Impossible movies, but that
Speaker 2: makes sense, it's not you're.
Speaker 3: Like a couple of seas so yeah, yeah, and espionage.
Speaker 2: And I actually really did enjoy The X Men in
Speaker 2: the early two thousands. I had fun with that. That
Speaker 2: was before the oversaturation of the superhero market. And yeahah,
Speaker 2: fair enough. So I'm gonna go x Men on that one.
Speaker 2: Next one Gladiator and The Perfect Storm? Oh Gladiator was
Speaker 2: that two thousand? It was two thousand.
Speaker 3: I thought it was like ninety five.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember watching The Perfect Storm? Is that
Speaker 1: the one with Kevin Costner And uh no.
Speaker 2: That's Mark Wahlberg and George Cloten where they go sailing
Speaker 2: for fish.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't care about it. Don't give a ship.
Speaker 1: Mark Wahlberg shit stayed where he was fucking born at sea. Hmmm,
Speaker 1: so his name, his last name, sounds like a fucking fish.
Speaker 4: The Wallberg what'd you catch today at the in the ocean?
Speaker 3: Dad?
Speaker 4: Six Wallberg's to tunas and five snappers?
Speaker 2: Six?
Speaker 3: Yeah? What was the other?
Speaker 2: One? Gladiator and perfect I'm gonna go Gladiator. Okay, yeah
Speaker 2: it sucks.
Speaker 4: No, it doesn't. Gladiator is a fantastic movie.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, it's not saying it's not a fantastic movie.
Speaker 2: But Stone does love the perfect story.
Speaker 3: I like the acting in it. I like the cambaraderie
Speaker 3: of the people. I enjoyed that movie.
Speaker 4: I'm sure it was good. I don't remember it. I
Speaker 4: might not have actually watched it, to be honest.
Speaker 2: So next step number one on Dome's list, Bring it
Speaker 2: On against What Lies Beneath?
Speaker 4: Oh god, my dick just got raw hearing that. Why
Speaker 4: do I have carpal tunnel? All of a sudden, Wait,
Speaker 4: what was the other movie bring It On? And what
Speaker 4: was the other movie?
Speaker 2: What Lies Beneath?
Speaker 4: Oh the I actually forgot about that movie Bring it On.
Speaker 4: It's got to be bringing on though, because bring it
Speaker 4: On again?
Speaker 1: Trendsetter, like, just just here me out, dude, so many
Speaker 1: quotable lines, none that I can remember.
Speaker 2: Whatever, fair, No, I I get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's gotta be bringing on bring Bring it
Speaker 1: On was like it changed the dynamic of school, and.
Speaker 2: Like it really did.
Speaker 4: I agree.
Speaker 2: I could see that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I got what did you go?
Speaker 2: Bring it on? I'm gonna make you choose. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: say what lies beneath moves? Yeah, it was a good movie.
Speaker 2: Next up, Charlie's Angels and Scary movie.
Speaker 1: We're talking we're talking about We're talking about the Charlie's
Speaker 1: Angels with Lucy Lou, Drew Berry.
Speaker 4: Cameron Diaz.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: Fuck man, my hand's hurt again. It's gotta be screamed.
Speaker 1: Though.
Speaker 4: That was such a good.
Speaker 2: Movie, scary movie or scary movie.
Speaker 3: Like Charlie's Angels was. It was fun to watch, like
Speaker 3: hot piece of ass what around.
Speaker 1: But if I'm gonna stay consent, but at the same time,
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna stay consistent with everything that I've said
Speaker 1: so far again, scary movie trendsetter.
Speaker 2: Absolutely the first movie parody to make horror movies and
Speaker 2: done as a so well yeah they did it really well.
Speaker 2: Yeah those first two number three started falling off, but
Speaker 2: those first two bang are interchangeable as far as which
Speaker 2: one's better, you could ask me.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, number three and number four were I think
Speaker 3: completely out of the weigh ins, like all of them
Speaker 3: are gone, like I've like, and ivery was done was
Speaker 3: not directing, ye, yeah, both the brothers were not starring
Speaker 3: in it, so like it went completely independent and.
Speaker 4: That bed scene with Anna Fairs like come on, dude,
Speaker 4: like so over the top all.
Speaker 2: It's so good alright, so scary movie moves on. Last
Speaker 2: matchup of the first round, Me myself and Irene and
Speaker 2: maybe the fucking big dog of this bracket Castaway.
Speaker 4: It's Castaway. Okay, here you go.
Speaker 1: Little little known secret about I fucking hated me myself
Speaker 1: and Irene when I first watched it. I mean hated
Speaker 1: that movie when I first watched it. Couldn't stand it,
Speaker 1: didn't understand the appeal to it. I ended up watching
Speaker 1: it years later and was like, all right, that was funny.
Speaker 1: There were some good parts to it, but it doesn't
Speaker 1: hold It doesn't hold a candle to Castaway, dude, not
Speaker 1: even close.
Speaker 2: Stone, What do you got in terms of blockbusters? And
Speaker 2: just how.
Speaker 3: Like hard Castaway really hit? I'm gonna say Castaway, but
Speaker 3: just that scene, like, like two scenes are my favorite
Speaker 3: from me myself and Irene. When shoots the cow like
Speaker 3: twenty times because it's not Dad. And then when he's
Speaker 3: like telling his boys goodbye and he like to go
Speaker 3: to work and he like kisses all of them, I mean,
Speaker 3: and it was unscripted. You can see it on their
Speaker 3: face and they're like uh, and it made it that
Speaker 3: much better.
Speaker 2: True. Well, I think the appeal to it also is
Speaker 2: as we've gotten older and his dad's you can relate
Speaker 2: to that. You just fucking snap. Yeah, you just have
Speaker 2: an episode. Yep, you have a mental episode. You just
Speaker 2: get sent off the deep end, yep, and you just
Speaker 2: fucking snap. It's relatable. Yeah, but Cassway does move on.
Speaker 2: So let's get into the second round. Remember the Titans
Speaker 2: and Scream three.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick with Remember the Titans, Okay, Mom, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna be mad at either one.
Speaker 4: Of you, though it's kind of it kind of goes
Speaker 4: to the same one. These are great movies.
Speaker 1: Like both these movies, I wouldn't I wouldn't be mad
Speaker 1: if they were on the TV right now.
Speaker 2: It's fair. Okay, that's fair.
Speaker 4: Scream.
Speaker 1: Scream three is one of those movies too, Like you know,
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be the season for me to
Speaker 1: watch it. That's one of those horror movies that I agree.
Speaker 4: I agree.
Speaker 2: I don't have to be it does not have to
Speaker 2: be October to watch Scream makes it that much better.
Speaker 2: That's that's a good point.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say Scream three and I'm gonna make no.
Speaker 2: Me pick I Remember the Titans. Yeah, it's still it
Speaker 2: just holds Holds holds more value to me than Scream three.
Speaker 2: I like what Dom said though, both around the TV.
Speaker 2: I'd I'd have our time choosing yeah, and I'd be
Speaker 2: happy with or if just one. You know, next match
Speaker 2: up meet the Parents and X men.
Speaker 4: X men meet the parents.
Speaker 2: You're just saying that to make me pick No.
Speaker 4: I actually like meet the parents better.
Speaker 2: I gotta go with meet the parents on this one.
Speaker 2: I think I like that. Remember, I love to Meet
Speaker 2: the parents. Just it's hilarious the whole premise of it.
Speaker 2: The way it runs down. You have a guy who's
Speaker 2: just trying to impress, you know, and and stand up
Speaker 2: for the girl he's dating, all the while being shipped
Speaker 2: on by her dad.
Speaker 4: And I can relate to that. It's so good.
Speaker 2: It's so good. Next up Gladiator and what Lies beneath Gladiator?
Speaker 4: The same?
Speaker 2: Agree? Okay, last one of this round scary movie and
Speaker 2: Castaways a scary movie. I'm also gonna say scary wow.
Speaker 2: Ye hold on, well, I pose like Joe Rogan.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, scary movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah? But would you have said Castaway? I feel like
Speaker 2: I'm premise I had to, Okay, I like your guys' answers,
Speaker 2: and I like the boldness of it. I just feel
Speaker 2: like I would have had if I had to choose
Speaker 2: and be the tie ring. I feel like I would
Speaker 2: have had to choose Castaway.
Speaker 1: I get it, I like, I get I get the
Speaker 1: gravity that that was that movie when it came out.
Speaker 1: But again, we're taught man, we're talking about we're talking
Speaker 1: about such a pivotal movie in comedy.
Speaker 2: Agree.
Speaker 1: I agree for everything that Castaway is. Castaway didn't change
Speaker 1: anything in that like drama genre at all.
Speaker 3: It was just really good.
Speaker 4: It was just a good movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Okay, I like you take all right, last matchups,
Speaker 2: last round, final four here, second last round. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: remember the Titans and meet the parents.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, remember the Titans.
Speaker 4: I'm praying to God that my internet herbes comes back
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be.
Speaker 4: Going through a tunnel.
Speaker 2: Uh fuck domes broadcasting from the La Riots right now.
Speaker 4: Ah God, I got I think I gotta say remember
Speaker 4: the Titans.
Speaker 2: I think I have I think I agree with you
Speaker 2: on that. And if you made me choose, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: choose that one last matchup, Final four, Gladiator and scary movie.
Speaker 2: What a Cinderella story. It's literally like David versus Goliath,
Speaker 2: right there. Yeah, and I have to go with Goliath. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think I do too. I'm gonna have to go
Speaker 2: with Glad Gladiator.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I do. I think this is the
Speaker 4: Cinderella end, So.
Speaker 2: I think I think looking at the final four, I
Speaker 2: was like, man, this is kind of a wonky final four,
Speaker 2: but it fits. But the final Yeah, the final Final
Speaker 2: the year two thousand box office best movie, Dad's on
Speaker 2: day well chosen. Remember the Titans and Gladiator.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have to go remember the Titans. Okay, I
Speaker 4: love Gladiator.
Speaker 1: I think it's fantastic, but just remember the Titans is
Speaker 1: so deep, the cast was deep, storyline was amazing, made
Speaker 1: you cry, made you laugh.
Speaker 2: I think it's one of Denzel's best performances.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a.
Speaker 2: Top three for sure.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And it seems odd because it's like you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's just a football movie, but it's not. It's it's not,
Speaker 2: and there's so much of it that speaks to you personally.
Speaker 2: And yeah, I think a lot of people should actually
Speaker 2: just watch that fucking movie nowadays. I think they should
Speaker 2: show it and and and and get some people's minds right.
Speaker 1: I think they should show it at school, in multiple
Speaker 1: age age groups, multiple grades.
Speaker 4: I think that the kids in school should definitely watch
Speaker 4: that movie every year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a great movie. Stone.
Speaker 3: I'm going to say Gladiator, because goddamn, that movie through
Speaker 3: and through is just cinema gold.
Speaker 4: I don't, I don't.
Speaker 3: That's a movie. That's a movie. Like if I had
Speaker 3: rounds and rounds of popcorn like ready to go, I
Speaker 3: wouldn't stop eating the popcorn throughout the whole movie. I'd
Speaker 3: be just sitting there like damn.
Speaker 2: Yeh.
Speaker 3: I needed something to cope through all this movie. Popcorn
Speaker 3: is just sitting there about to make.
Speaker 2: Me ship when I get home from all that butter,
Speaker 2: that fake butter, that glad that ain't real butter.
Speaker 3: Let's go nah, No, fan, that is industrial butter right
Speaker 3: there and moving up my inside.
Speaker 4: Your toilet bowl is a gladiator.
Speaker 2: Are you not entertained?
Speaker 4: The plain The next time I'm shipping my brains out
Speaker 4: in the public restroom, I'm gonna scream it. Are you
Speaker 4: not entertained?
Speaker 2: Sir?
Speaker 3: This is a target bathroom? Are you also mad? Because
Speaker 3: they have industrial handblowers and no fucking paper towels.
Speaker 1: You got the riots going on in the store, and
Speaker 1: ship people weeds right, target.
Speaker 2: Down with the hand blowers.
Speaker 1: What somebody's in the bathroom? Steel in the fucking soap dispensers.
Speaker 1: While my feet propped up against the door.
Speaker 2: You're just like fucking You're like hairy on dumb and dumber,
Speaker 2: just fucking your braids out.
Speaker 3: They drop a fucking little tag and you just pick
Speaker 3: it up, start spray painting the wall.
Speaker 4: Jew was here.
Speaker 3: For a good time, come back and six clock Johnny
Speaker 3: six the.
Speaker 2: Only bricks that were dropped tonight. It's good stuff. I
Speaker 2: have to be a tie break. I'm gonna choose remember
Speaker 2: the Titans.
Speaker 3: I aim added it.
Speaker 2: I think that's the clear winner. Oddly enough, when I
Speaker 2: was going down the list of movies and where that
Speaker 2: got put on the list was somewhere between the ten
Speaker 2: and sixteen range, and I was like, wow, I think
Speaker 2: we need to think there are some good fucking movies
Speaker 2: this year.
Speaker 1: We need to backtrack, just to touch real quick and
Speaker 1: make mention that from what you said at the beginning,
Speaker 1: which was that The Grinch was on the top, fucking.
Speaker 2: It was actually the number one grossing movie of the
Speaker 2: year two thousand. Yeah, that's and it was the only
Speaker 2: one of the only movies that lasted four weeks in
Speaker 2: a row at number one in the box office.
Speaker 4: For this lineup. That's the movie that was the top grossing.
Speaker 4: That's fucking nuts.
Speaker 2: Insanity right, yeah, yeah, that's how good that movie was
Speaker 2: and sanity or both both. That brings me to my
Speaker 2: next my next topic. So I've thought about this. I'm
Speaker 2: calling this one. I'm calling this one controlled anger. So
Speaker 2: I've thought of some things and I want you guys
Speaker 2: to rate them on skins. No, no, no, I want
Speaker 2: you to. I want you to. I'm going to ask
Speaker 2: you something. I'm going to tell you an act, and
Speaker 2: I want you to rate it on one to five
Speaker 2: as far as how mad you would get right off
Speaker 2: the get one being the least by being the most okay,
Speaker 2: first one, and then I and then I have a
Speaker 2: grading scale, so based on you hurry yes. Number one,
Speaker 2: someone not returning their shopping cart. Oh dude, and you
Speaker 2: watch it. You watch it happen like you're watch it.
Speaker 2: The next they are within striking distance of the shopping
Speaker 2: cart return. It's not like they're in the boonies and
Speaker 2: it's a far walk they got a dog in the car. No,
Speaker 2: they're right next to the fucking shopping cart return and
Speaker 2: they still leave their fucking cart in the space.
Speaker 4: That's a three for me.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna agree and say it's a three. It's not
Speaker 3: something to where I'd be overwhelmingly wanting to say something,
Speaker 3: But it's not something to where I would be like,
Speaker 3: why do I need to say something?
Speaker 1: That's you know, that's the cut, that's the cusp of
Speaker 1: depending on the mood, Depending on the mood I'm in,
Speaker 1: is whether I say something or not.
Speaker 4: So that's a three for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay. Next one, you go to get your snack,
Speaker 2: but somebody's eating all your snacks and the snack you
Speaker 2: were just now craving is no longer in your pantry.
Speaker 2: A one.
Speaker 3: It's a mild inconvenience, but at the scene's like, well,
Speaker 3: I guess something else. There's this craft mac and cheese
Speaker 3: and expired in two thousand and three. Can I make
Speaker 3: a grilled cheese out of spaghettios?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, okay?
Speaker 4: Is it is it my snack? Is it my snack
Speaker 4: or is it a family snack?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 4: Is it one of the communal things? That was bought
Speaker 4: for the family, that it's known that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's just say, let's just say it's a communal snack.
Speaker 2: But yeah, you saw it earlier that day and then
Speaker 2: maybe that night you were like, man, that sounds like
Speaker 2: it's the one thing that sounds good. One. Okay, I
Speaker 2: agree with that. I like that.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Somebody misplaces the remote.
Speaker 4: A fucking five. Fucking five. You know, I've had this
Speaker 4: fucking argument with my kid.
Speaker 1: For the fucking love of God, Grayson, stop fucking dude,
Speaker 1: stop losing the remote. The remote can stay on the table.
Speaker 1: You don't have to fall asleep on the couch with
Speaker 1: the fucking remote so it gets sucked into the abyss
Speaker 1: of unknown. Can you please just put the fucking remote back.
Speaker 4: On the table?
Speaker 2: Five? Love it?
Speaker 3: Stuffe fuck?
Speaker 4: You know, whatever your answer is, it's wrong.
Speaker 2: It's five.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say six.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's better.
Speaker 3: No, I'm kidding, I'm gonna say four. You know, nothing
Speaker 3: to where I'm raging, but I'm saying something and I'm like, hey, like,
Speaker 3: can we stop losing the remote please? Now if she
Speaker 3: drops the remote, then I'm like.
Speaker 2: Every rose, goddamn it, We're gonna go get another fucking remote.
Speaker 2: Stop it. What do you got two fucking love hands?
Speaker 3: What do you make yourself for three dollars a piece
Speaker 3: of Amazon? You don't need to know that. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: fuck I got the principle of the matter.
Speaker 1: I will. I will seriously make all of the kids
Speaker 1: search the entire living room and kitchen until the remote
Speaker 1: is found.
Speaker 4: The second I know it's missing.
Speaker 2: It's fair.
Speaker 1: They will not move until it's I don't yell about it,
Speaker 1: but I will force them to make that make that
Speaker 1: remote appear.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Next one, hitting every red light on
Speaker 2: the way to somewhere. I was gonna say on the
Speaker 2: way to work, but someone was gonna say something like,
Speaker 2: I work from home.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: Five, it's still yeah, yeah, you're going somewhere. Maybe you're
Speaker 2: not even late, you're on time, whatever, but you literally
Speaker 2: hit every fucking every goddamn light. Five.
Speaker 3: I'm yelling like I'm angry, Like I'm pretty pissed, and
Speaker 3: I'm like he's being like your fucking dad right now,
Speaker 3: being like a fucking god damn it, I am my dad.
Speaker 2: Fucking red lights, filder No yelling on the boss.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm fucking angry, Like I'm like if somebody
Speaker 3: cuts me off, I'm gonna start screaming at him, the
Speaker 3: poor umish lady, amish looking lady.
Speaker 2: There was one that I that goes kind of like
Speaker 2: what you just said of somebody who gets in front
Speaker 2: of you, like cuts you off, but there was nobody
Speaker 2: behind you, you know, like they had to go out
Speaker 2: of their way to jump in front of you, and
Speaker 2: you look behind you and they could have just waited
Speaker 2: two seconds and there was nobody behind you. That kind
Speaker 2: of goes hand in hand with that. So this time
Speaker 2: then causes you to hit every red light.
Speaker 1: The stoplight thing is three to me because it depends
Speaker 1: on if I'm in a rush or not, on whether
Speaker 1: or not it annoys me. If I'm not in a rush,
Speaker 1: then it doesn't annoy me. Somebody cut me off, that's
Speaker 1: a five. Five, that's a five every fucking time i'd drive,
Speaker 1: especially when you don't have to, because I'm a pretty
Speaker 1: courteous driver, and I give a lot of people space,
Speaker 1: even though even though I'm also an aggressive driver.
Speaker 4: I give a lot of people a lot of space,
Speaker 4: and so there's always room to drive around me.
Speaker 1: But for you to cut me off for no fucking reason,
Speaker 1: it's annoying, not enough, not enough for me to road
Speaker 1: rage because I do understand the value of life, unlike
Speaker 1: some people like this fucking douchebag and a RAV four
Speaker 1: that decided to break check motorcyclist on the five going
Speaker 1: seventy five miles an hour and kill.
Speaker 3: Them shit, And you know, it's it's pretty fucking crazy
Speaker 3: the amount of road rage you see cars have for motorcyclists.
Speaker 3: It's like, I understand rolling your eyes at lane splitting
Speaker 3: when everyone's at a dead stop, but like purposely opening
Speaker 3: your door to like hit somebody is like, bro.
Speaker 2: Let's be let's be real. We all get mad at it,
Speaker 2: but we would all do it if we were riding,
Speaker 2: and that's what makes us mad. That's what makes us
Speaker 2: mad because you were like, if that were me, I'm
Speaker 2: stuck in fucking traffic and this piece of ship just gets.
Speaker 4: God, it's jealousy. Jealousy.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, uh. Next one, when you're mad, like you
Speaker 2: you maybe just had an argument. You're mad, you turn
Speaker 2: the corner and you bump into the wall. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that that's a four going into a five. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: kind of check if I'm figured, Yeah, definitely, But no,
Speaker 2: if I'm definitely not in the mood. It's a five,
Speaker 2: and I check the wall and then immediately go, God,
Speaker 2: you're fucking angry. I just walk away.
Speaker 3: I did that once. I fucking uh, I fucking like
Speaker 3: pushed against the wall and I was like, oh.
Speaker 2: Jesus, you literally tried to fight an inanimate object. That's
Speaker 2: why I wrote it like that, because it makes sense,
Speaker 2: Like there's there's a day where you're mad and you
Speaker 2: go to turn a corner and you just cut it short,
Speaker 2: so you the wall bumps you, and now you're just
Speaker 2: fucking through the roof.
Speaker 4: Wall and then you move and you're like, oh, wait
Speaker 4: a minute.
Speaker 1: Ironically enough, it's a one for me because every time
Speaker 1: I bump into something when I'm pissed off, it usually
Speaker 1: triggers the opposite effect and it knocks me out of it.
Speaker 4: So it's a one.
Speaker 3: Okay now, now a scale of I get a scale
Speaker 3: of anxiety, like not very much, but one to a lot.
Speaker 3: At five, you're highest ship and you check.
Speaker 4: That's a five. That's a five.
Speaker 5: It's a good three. Some days I'm like, damn, son,
Speaker 5: mine is zero. I'd like, excuse me, sir, I didn't
Speaker 5: mean I'll wait let me you first, you first, excuse me?
Speaker 4: Would you like whiteing my ice cream?
Speaker 1: Have you seen the video of the dude that's standing
Speaker 1: outside the food So he's standing outside the food truck
Speaker 1: and he's like he's drunk as ship and probably high ship.
Speaker 1: And he's standing there and he's got a cone full
Speaker 1: of French fries and he's got his eyes like half closed.
Speaker 4: He's like.
Speaker 1: He's just licking the fucking French fries like it's a cream.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that one.
Speaker 2: Oh I got I got two more passing someone while
Speaker 2: on cruise control, just for them to pass you, just
Speaker 2: for you to pass them again. But you never changed
Speaker 2: speeds the entire time.
Speaker 4: Fucking ten. We just talked about this. It's a fucking ten.
Speaker 1: It's so annoying because nine times out of ten, when
Speaker 1: you when you pass them the second time, I guarantee
Speaker 1: you're looking. They're looking down at their phone. They're not
Speaker 1: paying attention, they're dicking with something in their front seat.
Speaker 1: And that's why their speed fluctuates, is because they're not
Speaker 1: actually paying attention to the road all which which is
Speaker 1: again a ten for me. Like the woman that I
Speaker 1: saw who was sitting there driving with her fucking wrist
Speaker 1: while holding a fucking sandwich while texting on her phone
Speaker 1: on her right hand, doing eighty.
Speaker 2: Problems.
Speaker 3: Maybe, yeah, that's a that's a one for me, you know,
Speaker 3: Like I like coming back from Phoenix, you know, I
Speaker 3: was like I was probably with the same people for
Speaker 3: like one hundred miles and we were just kept doing that,
Speaker 3: and I was like, hey, he's that guy, Yeah, you
Speaker 3: in front May and my guess, oh, it's gonna be
Speaker 3: me this time.
Speaker 2: So this is where this stemmed in my aim. I'd
Speaker 2: also have like ADHD, So it's keeping my keeping my
Speaker 2: trus that's fair. Where it stemmed from was all the
Speaker 2: years of driving back and forth from Bullhead and people
Speaker 2: constantly drive like that around here, uh, on those highways,
Speaker 2: and it's just like I'm literally doing seventy two the
Speaker 2: whole time, and so and when I passed people, like
Speaker 2: pass them and then I get over, Like I never
Speaker 2: jump in front of them unless somebody's really right in
Speaker 2: my ass right. But those are also the same people
Speaker 2: that when you pass them, it's like they get the complex.
Speaker 2: Some of them like oh I can't be passed, and
Speaker 2: they speed up. Yeah, and then just for five minutes
Speaker 2: later here you come again, and it's.
Speaker 1: Just like or like the fucking what was it a
Speaker 1: Mazda there? I think it was a Mazda, that little
Speaker 1: red car that was driving with us for a little while.
Speaker 1: You get the dickheads that want the rabbit. You know,
Speaker 1: it's actually a Porsche, a Porsche, it was, Yeah, just
Speaker 1: they want the fucking rabbit, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: And yeah, the second somebody passed us going ninety five,
Speaker 2: then that thing took off with it. Yeah, but it
Speaker 2: just didn't want to be out in front. Last one.
Speaker 2: This one just fucking sends me through the roof. You
Speaker 2: go take a ship and there's no toilet paper, dude.
Speaker 4: Oh there's fucking piece.
Speaker 2: So I have, literally I have the one that's barely
Speaker 2: hanging on to it's life cliffhanger.
Speaker 4: I have made. I have made my kids. I have
Speaker 4: made my kids come into the bathroom after I like.
Speaker 2: So I have.
Speaker 4: I've seen the toilet paper.
Speaker 1: When I sat down and I knew I needed it,
Speaker 1: and I could have very well gotten up at that moment,
Speaker 1: but I didn't.
Speaker 4: I took the massive shit that I needed to take.
Speaker 1: Let it ruminate in the fucking bathroom for a few
Speaker 1: minutes and then called the kids and be like, hey,
Speaker 1: I need some toilet paper, and I've forced them to
Speaker 1: come in there and enjoy that fucking beautiful perfume smell
Speaker 1: of my asshole just because they didn't do the toilet
Speaker 1: paper like they're supposed to.
Speaker 4: Fuck them kids, man, my kids are terrible at it.
Speaker 4: My kids.
Speaker 1: My kids will literally put like multiple rolls of the
Speaker 1: empty rolls. They'll put it like on the trash can,
Speaker 1: so they'll be like one on the sink, one on
Speaker 1: the trash can, and one.
Speaker 4: On the holder.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: The fuck lazy cunt see this.
Speaker 2: So the I would say the number one offender in
Speaker 2: my house is actually my wife, and I just gave
Speaker 2: up the argument because of the second I say something
Speaker 2: that just gets projective, like how busy she is? Right.
Speaker 2: The one that cracks me up the most though, is
Speaker 2: my son, because my son doesn't leave the This is
Speaker 2: how bad it is. He doesn't leave the role on
Speaker 2: the thing. He takes a roll off and throws it away,
Speaker 2: so the toilet paper hanger is completely empty. So he
Speaker 2: actually used his brain to say I need to throw
Speaker 2: this away, but then forgot to follow through, which is
Speaker 2: literally like in our bathroom. I could understand, like if
Speaker 2: she went to go fill the toilet paper and there's
Speaker 2: no extra in our bathroom. It's all the way across
Speaker 2: the house and it seems stupid whatever it, whereas like Elias,
Speaker 2: it's literally right next to his bathroom and it's just Yeah, So.
Speaker 4: Do you guys keep extra toilet paper in the bathrooms?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we do well, especially in ours because being
Speaker 2: that we keep the toilet paper on the other side
Speaker 2: of the house. So we usually because we get it
Speaker 2: from Sam's Club, so we usually keep one of the
Speaker 2: sleeves of toilet paper in our bathroom, yes, because that'll
Speaker 2: lasts us a while. And the kids, we usually keep
Speaker 2: like one on the roll and one backup because the
Speaker 2: closet's literally right next to the bathroom. So yeah, anyway, yeah, cool,
Speaker 2: all right, Well, save that bracket, Save that bracket. The
Speaker 2: year was I can at least give the hint. It
Speaker 2: was the year two thousand again. It was Top Songs
Speaker 2: of the Summer of two thousand. Oh yeah, there was
Speaker 2: some fucking bangers on that list.
Speaker 4: Pain yeah, T pain, T pain no, yeah, no, T
Speaker 4: pain was more two thousand and seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was gonna say, like five to seven somewhere
Speaker 2: in there, somewhere in there, yeah I could, uh yeah,
Speaker 2: no t pain. Sorry sorry, But.
Speaker 3: When we were swimming and you had that list on
Speaker 3: and like the girls were swimming in the pool and
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, you just hear to the window
Speaker 3: and we were like, oh, banger do we And they're
Speaker 3: not even paying attention to it. We're like, fuck it,
Speaker 3: vague attention. They're over there underwater, just like.
Speaker 2: You know what the fuck's going on.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile we're over there.
Speaker 4: Hold it down fixed.
Speaker 2: I don't know which one of you fuckers, I think
Speaker 2: it was usedone that sent the one of George Washington
Speaker 2: crossing the river.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I like so damn good way too fucking
Speaker 3: hard at that.
Speaker 4: I love all of those, like every single one of
Speaker 4: those that comes up.
Speaker 3: One of my favorites was mad Max Fury Road when
Speaker 3: they had that like chase scene and the guy was
Speaker 3: playing that big guitar stack and it's all you hear
Speaker 3: coming out and it's like what mad Nack should have been.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I used to get so mad sometimes, like how many
Speaker 2: fucking videos I have to watch from you hooligans? And
Speaker 2: now if I open up my Instagram and I don't
Speaker 2: have anything from either of you. I'm pissed off more
Speaker 2: of like these fucking pieces of ship selfish assholes send
Speaker 2: me videos. I need them.
Speaker 3: I guess what. I'm about to shut down my Instagram
Speaker 3: for another two weeks.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, hell yeah, yeah, you'll come back to the
Speaker 2: ship store.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: It's gonna take me ten minutes to get rid of it.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm a fucking addicts. This is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I went through one hundred videos in ten minutes, and
Speaker 2: I'm sad there's none more. That's a problem. It's true.
Speaker 2: You think we'd seen them all by now, but no,
Speaker 2: I know, right whatever.
Speaker 3: That just shows you how many fucking people are in
Speaker 3: this world. And like, shit just keep new, shiit just
Speaker 3: keep happening. This is the theory of how South Park
Speaker 3: keeps writing itself new every year. It's just more shit
Speaker 3: keeps coming up. That's true, evolved with true.
Speaker 2: Well, and they just write about current events and they
Speaker 2: always have. Yeah you can't. You know, you're always gonna
Speaker 2: have current events. So I'm curious to see what they're
Speaker 2: gonna do with this year with the riots. That'd be great,
Speaker 2: even better than tariffs. The whole Canadian thing by Hey Baddy,
Speaker 2: Hey Baddy, Hey baddey. All right, well don't wants to
Speaker 2: go to bed. I can see it in his eyes,
Speaker 2: so yeah, I'm ready for bed too. It's fucking hot.
Speaker 2: Near kidding her. That was one of the songs. Actually,
Speaker 2: all one seventy nine domes fucking gay and Stone. I
Speaker 2: love you, buddy, See you guys next week. You peace
Speaker 2: and Dad's.
Speaker 1: I was looking at animal pictures dude the other day,
Speaker 1: and I noticed that frogs don't have dicks.
Speaker 4: It's kind of weird, was I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was bored at the doctor's office and we get
Speaker 1: inside and the doctor asked me for a urine sample,
Speaker 1: a blood sample, and a fecal sample and a sperm sample.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, Jesus Christ, you I don't
Speaker 1: know if I have it in me. The producer was like,
Speaker 1: just give him your fucking underwear.
Speaker 2: Nice nice shit, stayed, good place to wa to the
Speaker 2: gl