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<v Speaker 1>Where me too? How you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's the new Swan show with our great things

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<v Speaker 2>are Doris Day that our special guest thing crossby.

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<v Speaker 1>The boy hits it a miss, but you less brown bands?

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<v Speaker 3>We use one expertively.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, how about you for me?

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<v Speaker 4>My name is Robert Hair of gold, eyes of blue,

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<v Speaker 4>and muscles like arrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Flynn Hope.

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<v Speaker 5>And now Bob Hope.

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<v Speaker 2>Swan's Eye view of the news. Berlin, Germany. The Captain

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<v Speaker 2>Russian American relations widened here this week when Germans living

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<v Speaker 2>in the Soviet Zone were forfitting to chew gum because

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<v Speaker 2>it is too American.

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<v Speaker 6>Berlin is now a ride it in the three Zones.

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<v Speaker 6>Spearmint juicy fruit and stick it behind your ear. Fritz,

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<v Speaker 6>Here comes the Commissar. After the law was passed against

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<v Speaker 6>gum chewing, and they arrested one German because his jars

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<v Speaker 6>were moving. Policeman said, you were either chewing gum talking

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<v Speaker 6>you're reading. The man said, I was only breathing. Policeman said,

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<v Speaker 6>let me see your permit. Se You imagine if they

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<v Speaker 6>abolished gum chewing here in America, we'd be in an

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<v Speaker 6>awful thing.

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<v Speaker 3>So what would hold the.

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<v Speaker 1>Theater seats together? I owe a lot of wonderful memories

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<v Speaker 1>of gum chewing. I used to chew it as a kid.

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<v Speaker 4>My girlfriend used to chew it too. In fact, when

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<v Speaker 4>we kissed sometimes it.

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<v Speaker 3>Lasted three hours.

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<v Speaker 2>Washington, d C DTR Northern, the nationally famous biochemist has

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<v Speaker 2>proved to the Department of Agriculture. But the addition of

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<v Speaker 2>minerals to the soil produces vegetables. There are more than

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<v Speaker 2>five times as rich in vitamin content.

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<v Speaker 4>They've injected so much iron into the celery, lettuce, and

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<v Speaker 4>radishes that now if you toss a salad then misses

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<v Speaker 4>the bullet can break your leg. And the latest methodist

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<v Speaker 4>had dropped the minerals on the soil from a plane.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to aim carefully, though.

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<v Speaker 6>One Pennsylvania farmer miss this field a mile away. John

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<v Speaker 6>Lewis came running out of a mine shaft with a

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<v Speaker 6>geranium popping out of each eyebrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Gotta be better on television, wouldn't it.

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<v Speaker 6>All those vitamins in the soil are affecting the earthworms too.

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<v Speaker 6>I went fishing and put one on a hook, and

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<v Speaker 6>the first.

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<v Speaker 3>Thing I knew, the worm got a stranglehole on a.

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<v Speaker 4>Trout flipped him up in the bank yelling, Hey, look

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<v Speaker 4>at me, I'm gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 1>George New York, New York.

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<v Speaker 2>Generals, politicians, entertainers, and secretaries all hit the literary jack

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<v Speaker 2>pop is this week bounds their books topping the best

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<v Speaker 2>seller lists.

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<v Speaker 6>Everybody's writing a book about their experiences except Ardie Shaw.

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<v Speaker 1>He's still doing research.

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<v Speaker 6>And Drew Pearson tried writing a mystery story, but it

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<v Speaker 6>didn't work out.

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<v Speaker 1>He couldn't control himself. In the first paragraph, he predicted,

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<v Speaker 1>who did it? I'm reading your book right now. That's

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<v Speaker 1>very interesting.

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<v Speaker 6>It's about a traveler who's hiking around the United States

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<v Speaker 6>and when he comes to California, he thinks it's so

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<v Speaker 6>beautiful that he sleeps that night under a rose bush.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called the Case of the quick Frozen tourist.

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<v Speaker 2>Los Angeles, California. One of the largest crowds in football

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<v Speaker 2>history this Saturday gems the Coliseum to see the University

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<v Speaker 2>of Southern California score a major football upset of the

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<v Speaker 2>year by holding Notre Dame to a fourteen to fourteen

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<v Speaker 2>tar I've never.

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<v Speaker 6>Seen such a crowd in the Colisseum. The stands filled

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<v Speaker 6>a capacity. In some of the fans even more so.

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<v Speaker 1>There were one hundred thousand people in the game, including me.

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<v Speaker 6>People were sitting so close together that when I got up,

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<v Speaker 6>I was wearing a blanket, three fraternity pins open towed

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<v Speaker 6>gold sandals, and a ris There's more, but if you

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<v Speaker 6>don't want it, okay opened.

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<v Speaker 4>Up Doho sounds and a raccoon covered the students.

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<v Speaker 7>Still in it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, you're so impetuous, boy.

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<v Speaker 1>That was really a rough game.

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<v Speaker 6>I never saw two teams knock each other around like that.

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<v Speaker 6>And one player, Trojan, ran forty yards for a touchdown,

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<v Speaker 6>but they called him back to BALI was carrying had

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<v Speaker 6>ears on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Poly Tech University professor Kapstaff noted psychiatrist made the statement

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<v Speaker 2>that his experiments have proven that inanimate objects can think.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi, inanimate objects can think.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's right, Bob.

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<v Speaker 2>So yesterday I went to a psychiatrist and you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I did. I took a cake of swan soap

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<v Speaker 2>with me.

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<v Speaker 1>The first four rowers better move back. As he warms up,

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<v Speaker 1>small bubbles come out of his eyes. Well, sir, bother.

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<v Speaker 2>The psychiatrist put that cake of swan on his couch

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<v Speaker 2>and asked what was troubling it, and that little Cake

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<v Speaker 2>of Swan looked up at him and said.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, nothing's troubling me.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm happy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm happy because.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the newer, better white floating soap. I'm wonderful in

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<v Speaker 2>the bath. I don't leave you with a taut, soapy

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<v Speaker 2>feeling because I rinse away so completely and leave your

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<v Speaker 2>skin soft and smooth.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 6>I use it on my hands and they're getting so

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<v Speaker 6>soft my fingers look like five peel bananas.

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<v Speaker 2>And then Bob the psychiatrist. The psychiatrist looked at the

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<v Speaker 2>Cake of Swan and said, I think you have a

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<v Speaker 2>split personality. And the Cake of Sworn looked back and said, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad I have a split personality. You can use

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<v Speaker 2>half of me in the kitchen and half in the bath.

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<v Speaker 6>If you don't buy it this way, folks, he pokes

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<v Speaker 6>it through your bathroom window on the end of a moth.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Bob, I want everybody to know about Swan because

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<v Speaker 2>it's made by a modern, patented process that no other

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<v Speaker 2>soap can use. That's why when you use it anywhere

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<v Speaker 2>in the household, you'll agree that Swan is better for bath,

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<v Speaker 2>better for dishes and hands, better for baby.

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<v Speaker 6>Swan is the best so well, I swan me too, yes,

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<v Speaker 6>sir bye?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I wrap it up? Here is the cover girl

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<v Speaker 1>of modern television.

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<v Speaker 4>And radio magazine, Miss Doris Day with Less Brown and

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<v Speaker 4>his band This dave lea.

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<v Speaker 8>My darling, my darling. Get used to the name of

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<v Speaker 8>my darling Ito.

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<v Speaker 1>To s.

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<v Speaker 9>Kill.

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<v Speaker 10>A moment ago we were mister and miss discussing the weather,

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<v Speaker 10>avoiding each other's eyes till a moment ago when we happened.

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<v Speaker 8>To kiss, and we kissed the mister and miss goodbye.

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<v Speaker 1>No lie, I can.

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<v Speaker 5>My doll, my darling.

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<v Speaker 8>I've wanted to call you my tom for many and many.

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<v Speaker 2>My darling, my darling.

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<v Speaker 8>I fluttered and flew like a snarling. My courage just

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<v Speaker 8>melted to way. Now at once kissed me. And there's

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<v Speaker 8>not a thing I'm saying not to.

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<v Speaker 11>Say, except my darling, my darling.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm getting used to the name of my darling.

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<v Speaker 1>It's to.

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<v Speaker 7>Gee.

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<v Speaker 1>That was great, Doris.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh thanks, hi, but I'm really surprised I was able

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<v Speaker 10>to sing it all to time. I'm so knocked out

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<v Speaker 10>from Christmas shopping.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I knew you were helping Bob with his shopping.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me, Doris, is Bob spending very much money this Christmas.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, he said he was going to take it very

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<v Speaker 10>easy because.

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<v Speaker 8>He lost a lot of money in the market.

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<v Speaker 2>Old did he have some of that amalgamated ten just

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<v Speaker 2>before it went down?

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<v Speaker 10>No, he got caught with fifty two airmail stamps when

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<v Speaker 10>they dropped to four cents.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that shopping tour, that tour must have been some experience.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh you said it.

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<v Speaker 10>I was waiting for him in front of Woolwart's. He

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<v Speaker 10>was ten minutes late, and I was getting very.

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<v Speaker 1>Gee. I better get going or I'll be late. But

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<v Speaker 1>this is so interesting. I can't tear myself away.

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<v Speaker 6>That girl is so beautiful, and she's looking right at me.

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<v Speaker 6>She smiled at me, and now she's winking. Geez, she's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 7>Look but I don't mind you're looking at the television.

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<v Speaker 7>But keep your clammy nose off my window.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have my nose against your window.

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<v Speaker 2>You did too, And look at those two spots you made.

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<v Speaker 1>With your eyeballs. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll take your stool in your little bag of

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<v Speaker 2>popcorn and go home.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, mister, Well, i'd better get going. Christmas boy, Well,

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<v Speaker 6>thanks and you tag greetings.

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<v Speaker 1>To you, jolly Saint Nick.

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<v Speaker 5>Who's jolly?

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<v Speaker 7>There's California Sunshine's freezing me to death. My feet are

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<v Speaker 7>killing me, and this morning my unemployment check bounced.

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<v Speaker 1>Gee, are things really that bad? Things are nauseating?

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<v Speaker 5>Boy, they're horrible.

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<v Speaker 7>Merry Christmas, everybody.

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<v Speaker 5>Put the money in the pot boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Well wait a second, Santa, who does his money go

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<v Speaker 1>to for a very good cause?

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<v Speaker 7>For the undernurish and down trodden Eskimos of Upper Glendale?

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<v Speaker 6>Now wait, there aren't any Eskimos in Glendale?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you prove it?

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<v Speaker 5>No, put some money in the pod, boy.

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<v Speaker 1>But I got to meet somebody right away or I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be in trouble. He's got trouble, boy.

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<v Speaker 7>I am married to the most miserable, mean, an ordinary

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<v Speaker 7>woman that was ever were allowed out of the snake bit.

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<v Speaker 4>She's really bad, hum revolting.

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<v Speaker 5>Merry Christmas, everybody, boy.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife is so homely.

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<v Speaker 7>She got a face like a plate of mashed potatoes

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<v Speaker 7>with a lump still in it.

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<v Speaker 1>What's something in the pod? Boy? Okay, here's some loose change. Thanks.

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<v Speaker 7>You know, I only get ten percent of want to

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<v Speaker 7>take in Last week, the organization made twenty dollars and

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<v Speaker 7>all I go was one hundred and fifty dollars for.

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<v Speaker 6>Just a second, if you want to get ten percent?

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<v Speaker 6>How come they got twenty dollars and you made one

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<v Speaker 6>hundred and fifty.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh, I don't know, just lucky, I guess very Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm sorry I kept your waiting, Doors, but here

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<v Speaker 1>I am.

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<v Speaker 10>Well that's right, Bob, but you better give me Christmas

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<v Speaker 10>list of the wee can get started now.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know which present to buy first.

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<v Speaker 10>We should always buy the first gift of the person

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<v Speaker 10>you love the best.

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<v Speaker 1>So Doors, I've got everything.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on, let's go.

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<v Speaker 11>Let's go on this department.

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<v Speaker 1>Store right here.

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<v Speaker 10>Okay, Oh, Bob, about the present you're gonna buy it

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<v Speaker 10>for me?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, there's a friend of mine over there. Hello brt, Bob, Bob.

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<v Speaker 10>When you buy a gift for someone, don't you agree

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<v Speaker 10>that you should buy them something.

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<v Speaker 3>They really want?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Naturally good?

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<v Speaker 10>Well, I want either a real emerald and ruby bracelet

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<v Speaker 10>and a full length ermine coat trim with mink, or

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<v Speaker 10>a platinum diamond rist watch studded with diamonds.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Bart, Okay, let's look at your list now.

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<v Speaker 10>The first name you have is Crosby, and right next

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<v Speaker 10>to Crosby's name, you've written two dollars in a quarter.

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<v Speaker 8>Is that what you're going to spend?

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<v Speaker 1>That's plenty.

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<v Speaker 6>Last year I wanted a motorcycle ride around Paramount Studios

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<v Speaker 6>where then I hinted at the Crosby. I wanted to

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<v Speaker 6>tell him fifty times that I wanted a motorcycle.

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<v Speaker 1>And then came Christmas?

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<v Speaker 3>What did he give you?

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<v Speaker 1>An oil can and a roadmap?

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<v Speaker 8>Well, look, Bob, I have a wonderful idea.

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<v Speaker 10>You give me your money because I know much more

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<v Speaker 10>about shopping than you do, and I can.

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<v Speaker 12>Save you an awful lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here's my wallet.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh there's something that would be nice for being a

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<v Speaker 10>seat of.

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<v Speaker 7>Matched golf clubs.

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<v Speaker 10>Wait a second, oh, clerk, clerk, how much are those

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<v Speaker 10>golf clubs?

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<v Speaker 1>One hundred and ninety dollars? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Mart, Oh gee, I think they're wonderful.

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<v Speaker 1>Doris. Wait, and how much is that day that goes

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<v Speaker 1>with them? That's two hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 10>It's just what we want.

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<v Speaker 1>Doors.

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<v Speaker 10>Wait, we'll take the bags and the clubs. Let's see,

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<v Speaker 10>that's three hundred and ninety dollars, right, Okay, here's four

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<v Speaker 10>hundred dollars and keep the change mark.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you?

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<v Speaker 10>Well, Bob, let's get going out because we second.

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<v Speaker 1>Or so I want to ask this four walk or something?

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<v Speaker 1>Fine me, mister, Yes, can I help you?

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<v Speaker 5>Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>Look it's high ever be yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Get a load of him in a cutaway coat and

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<v Speaker 6>striped trousers wearing a guardina.

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<v Speaker 2>All floor walkers wear gardenias in their hair. Excuse me

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<v Speaker 2>a second, Bob, Yes, madam, the big spectacle is on

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<v Speaker 2>the fourth floor.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, why do you have to take a five time job?

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<v Speaker 1>And excuse me? Bob?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, miss, the big Spectacle is on the fourth floor.

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<v Speaker 2>And don't forget to tell your friends about it?

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<v Speaker 3>What's the big spectacle on the fourth floor?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, haven't you heard about it?

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<v Speaker 4>Bob?

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<v Speaker 2>It's the most.

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<v Speaker 1>Beautiful Christmas tree in town.

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<v Speaker 2>It's thirty five feet high, has one thousand lights and

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen hundred ornaments.

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<v Speaker 1>Are the ornaments pretty, oh, Bob? They're beautiful?

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<v Speaker 2>Each one is us sparkling, dazzling, shining, pure white cake

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<v Speaker 2>of swan. So hello Mary, yes, Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>And how those women.

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<v Speaker 2>Flock around the tree when they see all that swan

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<v Speaker 2>because they know that pure gentle swan is better for

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<v Speaker 2>dishes because the faster, harder working SuDS rinse away so

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<v Speaker 2>completely the dishes never need wiping. Now you've got to

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<v Speaker 2>see that tree, bob. You'll never guess what the ornament

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<v Speaker 2>is up on the.

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<v Speaker 3>Top of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yes I will.

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<v Speaker 7>What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>The lever brothers on a stick. But really, the reason

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<v Speaker 1>Swan is.

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<v Speaker 2>So popular is because it's made by a modern, patented process.

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<v Speaker 2>No other soap can use a process that makes Swan

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<v Speaker 2>as mild as the finest castial. The Swan's richer gentle SuDS.

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<v Speaker 2>Protect your hands and leave them soft and smooth. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>just imagine any woman on Christmas morning. She wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>mink jacket, but Santa has brought her something she likes

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<v Speaker 2>just as well, a lovely cake of Swan. Now could

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<v Speaker 2>a woman ask for anything more in her Christmas docking, Well.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be nice to find Charles Boyer in there

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<v Speaker 1>blowing bubbles.

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<v Speaker 2>Millions of housewives agree that for dishes, hands, or the bath,

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<v Speaker 2>Swan is the best soap or float.

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<v Speaker 6>And here he is, ladies and gentlemen, the man who

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<v Speaker 6>boiled the hot water when al Joson was born to.

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<v Speaker 1>Bring Crosbie right back.

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<v Speaker 13>A little bird told me that you love me, and

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<v Speaker 13>I believe.

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<v Speaker 1>That you do.

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<v Speaker 13>That little bird also told me I was falling, falling.

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<v Speaker 1>No one but you.

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<v Speaker 13>There's no use, and I am I might as welcomed

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<v Speaker 13>of all the girls.

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<v Speaker 5>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure I love you best.

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<v Speaker 1>A little bird.

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<v Speaker 13>Told me we'll be happy, and we believe that is you,

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<v Speaker 13>and we really that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's true.

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<v Speaker 5>You married.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll have a pretty cut not too far, all fenced

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<v Speaker 4>in like a movie stars, great game pup.

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<v Speaker 13>We're going to call him a lion, let by a fireplace, a.

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<v Speaker 4>Goldfish palm and wishing well, everything is going to turn outswell,

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<v Speaker 4>and we really.

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<v Speaker 3>That is food.

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<v Speaker 8>And now we know that it's true.

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<v Speaker 13>Love that little love birl.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you, thank you, thank you very much, and good

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<v Speaker 4>night everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Good night. Fight a minute, boy, where are you going?

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<v Speaker 1>I sang my number?

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<v Speaker 3>I gave the show a little class.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I'm up, gave the show a little class. Look

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<v Speaker 4>you hopped up, hilde guard h you'd better stop going

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<v Speaker 4>to that African barbery. He's been shrinking your head again.

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<v Speaker 4>Planerie will get you nowhere, Saggie, I'll come come. Where's

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<v Speaker 4>this new show of yours everybody's been talking about haven't

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<v Speaker 4>you heard I'm on prespond this year make soap?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, yeah, it's too bad. It's not something you use.

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<v Speaker 6>Wait, hey, lump laugh, you've got two chins. Would you

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<v Speaker 6>like to try for one?

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<v Speaker 4>Now, let's face it, Nostril King, before I sang my

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<v Speaker 4>song this show was laying a large swan egg two or.

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<v Speaker 1>Folk get him? Look Filko knob last week.

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<v Speaker 3>In a large set.

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<v Speaker 1>You're wearing the cabinet that I said. Look last week.

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<v Speaker 6>Last week, my hand slipped and I happened to tune

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<v Speaker 6>in your show. Now I know why it's transcribed and.

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<v Speaker 1>You broadcasted later.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean it gives you.

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<v Speaker 4>Time to get out of town and hide before the

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<v Speaker 4>people hear it. To think, when I first met this boy,

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<v Speaker 4>he had a job blowing out gloves compartments of the

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<v Speaker 4>car wash.

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<v Speaker 1>Steady couch pouch. Now, look, shitthead. If I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 11>If I wait late writing way way, Oh, there's some

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<v Speaker 11>sneaky things.

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<v Speaker 4>If I'm going to endure this vilification, I want my

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<v Speaker 4>money first. So I explained vilification before we go on.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll understand it around Gonzaga anyway, How about that he's.

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<v Speaker 1>Been on the show for three minutes. He's worried about

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<v Speaker 1>the loot thing. What are you knocking yourself out for?

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<v Speaker 1>After all? You know you can't take away you know?

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm sending my brother Everett on ahead to open

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<v Speaker 4>up a charge account for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Here. Bring this up that has always bothered me.

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<v Speaker 6>When you send in your income tax how do you

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<v Speaker 6>get that mattress in the mailbox?

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<v Speaker 4>Easy, bob brain, I never have any trouble with my taxes.

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<v Speaker 4>Why i'd give President Fullman the shirt off my back?

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<v Speaker 1>I know I saw pictures I'm wearing it in Key West.

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<v Speaker 1>What's that your wagon? Now?

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<v Speaker 4>Tomaly husk with a felt in the back.

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<v Speaker 1>Slice of you to slip your coat on?

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<v Speaker 3>For this otherywaise?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm too frisky, say don't care for that? Huh?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess not. We'll ignore the next six lines. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>new kind of radio.

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<v Speaker 6>Just throw the whole thing away. Hey, look, you better

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<v Speaker 6>stop being so friskier. I'll tell Abby Rentz to stop

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<v Speaker 6>swooping up your wheelchair.

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<v Speaker 4>Wheelchair, come come, that's no way to talk to a man.

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<v Speaker 1>Is just street thirty five? You're thirty five thirty five times? What?

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<v Speaker 4>Wait a minute, you're snapping your wig my boy, if

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<v Speaker 4>you remembered my last birthday party, I had a cake

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<v Speaker 4>with only thirty five candles on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but at the bottom, and said, continued on the

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<v Speaker 1>next cake. What does age matter?

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<v Speaker 4>I saw your last picture and I thought you were great.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a coincidence.

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<v Speaker 6>Re deadline again as a talent scout here tonight from

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<v Speaker 6>the Wilson Ham Company.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got his stamp.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll make you great A I'm just like the stag.

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<v Speaker 6>Want to think when you know we ought to make

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<v Speaker 6>a picture together again, bing, I stopped over at your

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<v Speaker 6>house last night to talk to you about.

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<v Speaker 1>It, but nobody is home. Oh it's a shame.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I must have rung your bell about five times

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<v Speaker 6>six times? Also, was you up in the window with

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<v Speaker 6>a hot oil?

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<v Speaker 3>Huh?

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<v Speaker 1>Look vigor, old boy.

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<v Speaker 4>You're just jealous because I made the pale face.

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<v Speaker 1>Without you me jealous? Above ho, M I have so

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<v Speaker 1>much more than Hoe's nose.

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<v Speaker 3>Why should I fight it?

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me Bob to laugh without even reading it?

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<v Speaker 2>I love that.

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<v Speaker 4>How'd you feel having Jane Russelled oposite you instead of

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<v Speaker 4>me in that big.

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<v Speaker 6>How would anyone feel switching to Philly Mignon after a

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<v Speaker 6>diet of hogslivers.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold it, swivel snout, hold.

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<v Speaker 4>It really being We always have so much fun making

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<v Speaker 4>pictures together.

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<v Speaker 1>People seem to like them. They do well at the

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<v Speaker 1>box office. How come we haven't worked together lately? Oh?

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Just lucky, I guess.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know how to beat.

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<v Speaker 1>It's still your kid, But on the screen you sort

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<v Speaker 1>of cramp my style.

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<v Speaker 6>What do you mean but for my money you don't

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<v Speaker 6>look too good. Whether your money, nobody has to look

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<v Speaker 6>too good. Excuse me, bing, I didn't mean to.

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<v Speaker 1>Raise my voice.

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<v Speaker 5>That's all right.

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<v Speaker 1>You're sure I didn't blow your hearing aids. I'm tuned

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<v Speaker 1>into way the people.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm on a two party.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm besides kid.

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<v Speaker 4>I like to do a lot of singing in my pictures,

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<v Speaker 4>and with you around it just singing.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to say anything.

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<v Speaker 6>But when you sang your song before, you sounded like

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<v Speaker 6>Jessica with her net dragging.

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<v Speaker 1>How don't you give up? Give up? Singing is my life, Robert?

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<v Speaker 7>It is?

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<v Speaker 4>Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course I've been lucky.

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<v Speaker 4>There's the radio and the records and the jukeboxes. But

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<v Speaker 4>I dare say I'd have been a singer two hundred

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<v Speaker 4>years ago, weren't you. I ignore that and repeat Bob

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<v Speaker 4>the two hundred years ago, I still could have made

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<v Speaker 4>a living with my pipes.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 6>I suppose composers like Mozart and Beethoven would have been

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<v Speaker 6>writing songs for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Not wholly impossible. I can see myself asking.

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<v Speaker 3>Ludwig van Bedron to knock out a little ditty.

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<v Speaker 1>Almost sounds as if we're going into a scat. Good d.

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<v Speaker 10>Let me fine, babe, We've start that rocket and finish

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<v Speaker 10>that symphony already.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got to stop those cham sessions with Dizzy van Gillespie.

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<v Speaker 13>Oh lord, lod.

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<v Speaker 1>Mama, I've got a message for you.

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<v Speaker 8>Moo Mozart.

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<v Speaker 1>Mama. Have you been spiking the struddle again?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh lordig, there's nobody here, do see you?

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<v Speaker 12>I have Bengal van Crossbine, good day, I'm head one crossbine,

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<v Speaker 12>have one crossbine your crossbine, I believe.

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<v Speaker 1>But where the hell they tell me?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that your nose?

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<v Speaker 1>Or are you eating a sausage? What can I do

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<v Speaker 1>for you?

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<v Speaker 8>Hell?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a singer, a broken down snooked like you as

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<v Speaker 2>a singer.

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<v Speaker 1>After liver worst this has given me mind. Charlie I

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<v Speaker 1>have you know, I'm.

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<v Speaker 4>Bingo van Crossbine, the famous singer.

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<v Speaker 12>For three years, I've played at Slabsy Britzes, and I've come.

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<v Speaker 1>All the way from the Linder to see you. You're

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<v Speaker 1>all off the liber and gounda blazing lean back jump cough.

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<v Speaker 4>You're getting Limburger on the microphone.

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<v Speaker 12>Believe me, that's an improvement. Look, Beethoven, I got a deal.

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<v Speaker 7>For you, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanna say as.

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<v Speaker 12>Long to get up good, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, Cosbine.

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<v Speaker 4>I dedicated this composition to that wonderful restaurant that used

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<v Speaker 4>to be an ober Houser Street.

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<v Speaker 12>Oh yeah, you mean that delicatessen place where they had

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<v Speaker 12>those king size.

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<v Speaker 4>Big sea Yeah heine Voids behind the bar and he

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<v Speaker 4>had a big red Norde More would make the Vener

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<v Speaker 4>Schnitzel on the hour crowded it the mean he's in

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<v Speaker 4>the middle lot of wonder four Place, Verse Heinies and more.

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<v Speaker 4>They never voodled out the lights County Place for never

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<v Speaker 4>clothes on.

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<v Speaker 12>Shoots with player squeeze box, sol of it.

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<v Speaker 4>Off to believe us such a beautiful smoke you could

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<v Speaker 4>lower your top in Heine's and more.

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<v Speaker 12>Arca be us the gay lids in those days.

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<v Speaker 4>In my yeah, I remember we belonged to the William

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<v Speaker 4>Strauss and pickled herring and necking sosio to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes we got around with the big airy.

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<v Speaker 1>You flacture me across by who you stinker? You as

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<v Speaker 1>you knows, always been like that?

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<v Speaker 12>Or did you have that ball point put on it?

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<v Speaker 4>The three launch was gorgeous to be of us, always

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<v Speaker 4>colds confidancing with the women. Ah, the women, yah of

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<v Speaker 4>bold you good smell. The place was sixteen block and

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<v Speaker 4>it wasn't any o charlet cheese and old Lambourg.

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<v Speaker 1>Pickles makes me the herring together underneath.

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<v Speaker 4>Both like letter chomped up lebar and bear loney pickle

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<v Speaker 4>thinks feet art or boney?

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<v Speaker 1>Answer, lady professor, what is it?

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<v Speaker 7>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>You have me sing? Are you like my voice? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Not what I'm eating? Then go where the place is jumping.

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<v Speaker 13>Let's hold go down to highis and all.

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<v Speaker 6>Hell no, what a fact Bank Crosby for being with tonight,

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<v Speaker 6>ladies and gentlemen. We're making plans for next Tuesday show

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<v Speaker 6>and we'd like your advice.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you rather have me sing buttons and bows? Would

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<v Speaker 1>you rather have Jane Russell?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm just kidding that gal, you'd like to see most

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<v Speaker 6>inner Christmas stockings. My two gun mate from the Pale

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<v Speaker 6>Face will be here, Jane Russell and folks. There are

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<v Speaker 6>only fifteen more shopping days before Christmas, which is still

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<v Speaker 6>plenty of time. To remember the scientists who are looking

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<v Speaker 6>for cure for arthritis.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to help, right.

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<v Speaker 4>To Arthritis Box, twelve hundred, General Post Office.

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<v Speaker 1>New York, New York. Millions of people I have arthritis.

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<v Speaker 1>Millions of dollars are needed, so don't forget the address.

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<v Speaker 6>Arthritis Box, twelve hundred, General Post Office, New York, New York.

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<v Speaker 14>Good night, everybody, neror all is my hair first of

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<v Speaker 14>them all?

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