Speaker 1: Where me too? How you?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's the new Swan show with our great things
Speaker 2: are Doris Day that our special guest thing crossby.
Speaker 1: The boy hits it a miss, but you less brown bands?
Speaker 3: We use one expertively.
Speaker 1: Yes, how about you for me?
Speaker 4: My name is Robert Hair of gold, eyes of blue,
Speaker 4: and muscles like arrow.
Speaker 1: Flynn Hope.
Speaker 5: And now Bob Hope.
Speaker 2: Swan's Eye view of the news. Berlin, Germany. The Captain
Speaker 2: Russian American relations widened here this week when Germans living
Speaker 2: in the Soviet Zone were forfitting to chew gum because
Speaker 2: it is too American.
Speaker 6: Berlin is now a ride it in the three Zones.
Speaker 6: Spearmint juicy fruit and stick it behind your ear. Fritz,
Speaker 6: Here comes the Commissar. After the law was passed against
Speaker 6: gum chewing, and they arrested one German because his jars
Speaker 6: were moving. Policeman said, you were either chewing gum talking
Speaker 6: you're reading. The man said, I was only breathing. Policeman said,
Speaker 6: let me see your permit. Se You imagine if they
Speaker 6: abolished gum chewing here in America, we'd be in an
Speaker 6: awful thing.
Speaker 3: So what would hold the.
Speaker 1: Theater seats together? I owe a lot of wonderful memories
Speaker 1: of gum chewing. I used to chew it as a kid.
Speaker 4: My girlfriend used to chew it too. In fact, when
Speaker 4: we kissed sometimes it.
Speaker 3: Lasted three hours.
Speaker 2: Washington, d C DTR Northern, the nationally famous biochemist has
Speaker 2: proved to the Department of Agriculture. But the addition of
Speaker 2: minerals to the soil produces vegetables. There are more than
Speaker 2: five times as rich in vitamin content.
Speaker 4: They've injected so much iron into the celery, lettuce, and
Speaker 4: radishes that now if you toss a salad then misses
Speaker 4: the bullet can break your leg. And the latest methodist
Speaker 4: had dropped the minerals on the soil from a plane.
Speaker 3: You have to aim carefully, though.
Speaker 6: One Pennsylvania farmer miss this field a mile away. John
Speaker 6: Lewis came running out of a mine shaft with a
Speaker 6: geranium popping out of each eyebrow.
Speaker 1: Gotta be better on television, wouldn't it.
Speaker 6: All those vitamins in the soil are affecting the earthworms too.
Speaker 6: I went fishing and put one on a hook, and
Speaker 6: the first.
Speaker 3: Thing I knew, the worm got a stranglehole on a.
Speaker 4: Trout flipped him up in the bank yelling, Hey, look
Speaker 4: at me, I'm gorgeous.
Speaker 1: George New York, New York.
Speaker 2: Generals, politicians, entertainers, and secretaries all hit the literary jack
Speaker 2: pop is this week bounds their books topping the best
Speaker 2: seller lists.
Speaker 6: Everybody's writing a book about their experiences except Ardie Shaw.
Speaker 1: He's still doing research.
Speaker 6: And Drew Pearson tried writing a mystery story, but it
Speaker 6: didn't work out.
Speaker 1: He couldn't control himself. In the first paragraph, he predicted,
Speaker 1: who did it? I'm reading your book right now. That's
Speaker 1: very interesting.
Speaker 6: It's about a traveler who's hiking around the United States
Speaker 6: and when he comes to California, he thinks it's so
Speaker 6: beautiful that he sleeps that night under a rose bush.
Speaker 1: It's called the Case of the quick Frozen tourist.
Speaker 2: Los Angeles, California. One of the largest crowds in football
Speaker 2: history this Saturday gems the Coliseum to see the University
Speaker 2: of Southern California score a major football upset of the
Speaker 2: year by holding Notre Dame to a fourteen to fourteen
Speaker 2: tar I've never.
Speaker 6: Seen such a crowd in the Colisseum. The stands filled
Speaker 6: a capacity. In some of the fans even more so.
Speaker 1: There were one hundred thousand people in the game, including me.
Speaker 6: People were sitting so close together that when I got up,
Speaker 6: I was wearing a blanket, three fraternity pins open towed
Speaker 6: gold sandals, and a ris There's more, but if you
Speaker 6: don't want it, okay opened.
Speaker 4: Up Doho sounds and a raccoon covered the students.
Speaker 7: Still in it.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're so impetuous, boy.
Speaker 1: That was really a rough game.
Speaker 6: I never saw two teams knock each other around like that.
Speaker 6: And one player, Trojan, ran forty yards for a touchdown,
Speaker 6: but they called him back to BALI was carrying had
Speaker 6: ears on it.
Speaker 2: Poly Tech University professor Kapstaff noted psychiatrist made the statement
Speaker 2: that his experiments have proven that inanimate objects can think.
Speaker 4: Hi, inanimate objects can think.
Speaker 1: Well, that's right, Bob.
Speaker 2: So yesterday I went to a psychiatrist and you know
Speaker 2: what I did. I took a cake of swan soap
Speaker 2: with me.
Speaker 1: The first four rowers better move back. As he warms up,
Speaker 1: small bubbles come out of his eyes. Well, sir, bother.
Speaker 2: The psychiatrist put that cake of swan on his couch
Speaker 2: and asked what was troubling it, and that little Cake
Speaker 2: of Swan looked up at him and said.
Speaker 1: Well, nothing's troubling me.
Speaker 7: I'm happy.
Speaker 1: I'm happy because.
Speaker 2: I'm the newer, better white floating soap. I'm wonderful in
Speaker 2: the bath. I don't leave you with a taut, soapy
Speaker 2: feeling because I rinse away so completely and leave your
Speaker 2: skin soft and smooth.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 6: I use it on my hands and they're getting so
Speaker 6: soft my fingers look like five peel bananas.
Speaker 2: And then Bob the psychiatrist. The psychiatrist looked at the
Speaker 2: Cake of Swan and said, I think you have a
Speaker 2: split personality. And the Cake of Sworn looked back and said, well,
Speaker 2: I'm glad I have a split personality. You can use
Speaker 2: half of me in the kitchen and half in the bath.
Speaker 6: If you don't buy it this way, folks, he pokes
Speaker 6: it through your bathroom window on the end of a moth.
Speaker 2: Oh, Bob, I want everybody to know about Swan because
Speaker 2: it's made by a modern, patented process that no other
Speaker 2: soap can use. That's why when you use it anywhere
Speaker 2: in the household, you'll agree that Swan is better for bath,
Speaker 2: better for dishes and hands, better for baby.
Speaker 6: Swan is the best so well, I swan me too, yes,
Speaker 6: sir bye?
Speaker 1: Can I wrap it up? Here is the cover girl
Speaker 1: of modern television.
Speaker 4: And radio magazine, Miss Doris Day with Less Brown and
Speaker 4: his band This dave lea.
Speaker 8: My darling, my darling. Get used to the name of
Speaker 8: my darling Ito.
Speaker 1: To s.
Speaker 9: Kill.
Speaker 10: A moment ago we were mister and miss discussing the weather,
Speaker 10: avoiding each other's eyes till a moment ago when we happened.
Speaker 8: To kiss, and we kissed the mister and miss goodbye.
Speaker 1: No lie, I can.
Speaker 5: My doll, my darling.
Speaker 8: I've wanted to call you my tom for many and many.
Speaker 2: My darling, my darling.
Speaker 8: I fluttered and flew like a snarling. My courage just
Speaker 8: melted to way. Now at once kissed me. And there's
Speaker 8: not a thing I'm saying not to.
Speaker 11: Say, except my darling, my darling.
Speaker 8: I'm getting used to the name of my darling.
Speaker 1: It's to.
Speaker 7: Gee.
Speaker 1: That was great, Doris.
Speaker 10: Oh thanks, hi, but I'm really surprised I was able
Speaker 10: to sing it all to time. I'm so knocked out
Speaker 10: from Christmas shopping.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I knew you were helping Bob with his shopping.
Speaker 2: Tell me, Doris, is Bob spending very much money this Christmas.
Speaker 10: Well, he said he was going to take it very
Speaker 10: easy because.
Speaker 8: He lost a lot of money in the market.
Speaker 2: Old did he have some of that amalgamated ten just
Speaker 2: before it went down?
Speaker 10: No, he got caught with fifty two airmail stamps when
Speaker 10: they dropped to four cents.
Speaker 2: Well, that shopping tour, that tour must have been some experience.
Speaker 8: Oh you said it.
Speaker 10: I was waiting for him in front of Woolwart's. He
Speaker 10: was ten minutes late, and I was getting very.
Speaker 1: Gee. I better get going or I'll be late. But
Speaker 1: this is so interesting. I can't tear myself away.
Speaker 6: That girl is so beautiful, and she's looking right at me.
Speaker 6: She smiled at me, and now she's winking. Geez, she's beautiful.
Speaker 7: Look but I don't mind you're looking at the television.
Speaker 7: But keep your clammy nose off my window.
Speaker 1: I didn't have my nose against your window.
Speaker 2: You did too, And look at those two spots you made.
Speaker 1: With your eyeballs. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll take your stool in your little bag of
Speaker 2: popcorn and go home.
Speaker 6: All right, mister, Well, i'd better get going. Christmas boy, Well,
Speaker 6: thanks and you tag greetings.
Speaker 1: To you, jolly Saint Nick.
Speaker 5: Who's jolly?
Speaker 7: There's California Sunshine's freezing me to death. My feet are
Speaker 7: killing me, and this morning my unemployment check bounced.
Speaker 1: Gee, are things really that bad? Things are nauseating?
Speaker 5: Boy, they're horrible.
Speaker 7: Merry Christmas, everybody.
Speaker 5: Put the money in the pot boy.
Speaker 1: Well wait a second, Santa, who does his money go
Speaker 1: to for a very good cause?
Speaker 7: For the undernurish and down trodden Eskimos of Upper Glendale?
Speaker 6: Now wait, there aren't any Eskimos in Glendale?
Speaker 1: Can you prove it?
Speaker 5: No, put some money in the pod, boy.
Speaker 1: But I got to meet somebody right away or I'll
Speaker 1: be in trouble. He's got trouble, boy.
Speaker 7: I am married to the most miserable, mean, an ordinary
Speaker 7: woman that was ever were allowed out of the snake bit.
Speaker 4: She's really bad, hum revolting.
Speaker 5: Merry Christmas, everybody, boy.
Speaker 1: My wife is so homely.
Speaker 7: She got a face like a plate of mashed potatoes
Speaker 7: with a lump still in it.
Speaker 1: What's something in the pod? Boy? Okay, here's some loose change. Thanks.
Speaker 7: You know, I only get ten percent of want to
Speaker 7: take in Last week, the organization made twenty dollars and
Speaker 7: all I go was one hundred and fifty dollars for.
Speaker 6: Just a second, if you want to get ten percent?
Speaker 6: How come they got twenty dollars and you made one
Speaker 6: hundred and fifty.
Speaker 9: Oh, I don't know, just lucky, I guess very Christmas.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry I kept your waiting, Doors, but here
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 10: Well that's right, Bob, but you better give me Christmas
Speaker 10: list of the wee can get started now.
Speaker 1: I don't know which present to buy first.
Speaker 10: We should always buy the first gift of the person
Speaker 10: you love the best.
Speaker 1: So Doors, I've got everything.
Speaker 4: Come on, let's go.
Speaker 11: Let's go on this department.
Speaker 1: Store right here.
Speaker 10: Okay, Oh, Bob, about the present you're gonna buy it
Speaker 10: for me?
Speaker 1: Oh, there's a friend of mine over there. Hello brt, Bob, Bob.
Speaker 10: When you buy a gift for someone, don't you agree
Speaker 10: that you should buy them something.
Speaker 3: They really want?
Speaker 1: Oh? Naturally good?
Speaker 10: Well, I want either a real emerald and ruby bracelet
Speaker 10: and a full length ermine coat trim with mink, or
Speaker 10: a platinum diamond rist watch studded with diamonds.
Speaker 1: Hello, Bart, Okay, let's look at your list now.
Speaker 10: The first name you have is Crosby, and right next
Speaker 10: to Crosby's name, you've written two dollars in a quarter.
Speaker 8: Is that what you're going to spend?
Speaker 1: That's plenty.
Speaker 6: Last year I wanted a motorcycle ride around Paramount Studios
Speaker 6: where then I hinted at the Crosby. I wanted to
Speaker 6: tell him fifty times that I wanted a motorcycle.
Speaker 1: And then came Christmas?
Speaker 3: What did he give you?
Speaker 1: An oil can and a roadmap?
Speaker 8: Well, look, Bob, I have a wonderful idea.
Speaker 10: You give me your money because I know much more
Speaker 10: about shopping than you do, and I can.
Speaker 12: Save you an awful lot.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's my wallet.
Speaker 10: Oh there's something that would be nice for being a
Speaker 10: seat of.
Speaker 7: Matched golf clubs.
Speaker 10: Wait a second, oh, clerk, clerk, how much are those
Speaker 10: golf clubs?
Speaker 1: One hundred and ninety dollars? Oh?
Speaker 2: Mart, Oh gee, I think they're wonderful.
Speaker 1: Doris. Wait, and how much is that day that goes
Speaker 1: with them? That's two hundred dollars.
Speaker 10: It's just what we want.
Speaker 1: Doors.
Speaker 10: Wait, we'll take the bags and the clubs. Let's see,
Speaker 10: that's three hundred and ninety dollars, right, Okay, here's four
Speaker 10: hundred dollars and keep the change mark.
Speaker 1: Where are you?
Speaker 10: Well, Bob, let's get going out because we second.
Speaker 1: Or so I want to ask this four walk or something?
Speaker 1: Fine me, mister, Yes, can I help you?
Speaker 5: Hey?
Speaker 1: Look it's high ever be yeah.
Speaker 6: Get a load of him in a cutaway coat and
Speaker 6: striped trousers wearing a guardina.
Speaker 2: All floor walkers wear gardenias in their hair. Excuse me
Speaker 2: a second, Bob, Yes, madam, the big spectacle is on
Speaker 2: the fourth floor.
Speaker 1: Hi, why do you have to take a five time job?
Speaker 1: And excuse me? Bob?
Speaker 2: Yes, miss, the big Spectacle is on the fourth floor.
Speaker 2: And don't forget to tell your friends about it?
Speaker 3: What's the big spectacle on the fourth floor?
Speaker 1: Well, haven't you heard about it?
Speaker 4: Bob?
Speaker 2: It's the most.
Speaker 1: Beautiful Christmas tree in town.
Speaker 2: It's thirty five feet high, has one thousand lights and
Speaker 2: fifteen hundred ornaments.
Speaker 1: Are the ornaments pretty, oh, Bob? They're beautiful?
Speaker 2: Each one is us sparkling, dazzling, shining, pure white cake
Speaker 2: of swan. So hello Mary, yes, Bob.
Speaker 1: And how those women.
Speaker 2: Flock around the tree when they see all that swan
Speaker 2: because they know that pure gentle swan is better for
Speaker 2: dishes because the faster, harder working SuDS rinse away so
Speaker 2: completely the dishes never need wiping. Now you've got to
Speaker 2: see that tree, bob. You'll never guess what the ornament
Speaker 2: is up on the.
Speaker 3: Top of it.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes I will.
Speaker 7: What is it?
Speaker 1: The lever brothers on a stick. But really, the reason
Speaker 1: Swan is.
Speaker 2: So popular is because it's made by a modern, patented process.
Speaker 2: No other soap can use a process that makes Swan
Speaker 2: as mild as the finest castial. The Swan's richer gentle SuDS.
Speaker 2: Protect your hands and leave them soft and smooth. Now,
Speaker 2: just imagine any woman on Christmas morning. She wanted to
Speaker 2: mink jacket, but Santa has brought her something she likes
Speaker 2: just as well, a lovely cake of Swan. Now could
Speaker 2: a woman ask for anything more in her Christmas docking, Well.
Speaker 1: It would be nice to find Charles Boyer in there
Speaker 1: blowing bubbles.
Speaker 2: Millions of housewives agree that for dishes, hands, or the bath,
Speaker 2: Swan is the best soap or float.
Speaker 6: And here he is, ladies and gentlemen, the man who
Speaker 6: boiled the hot water when al Joson was born to.
Speaker 1: Bring Crosbie right back.
Speaker 13: A little bird told me that you love me, and
Speaker 13: I believe.
Speaker 1: That you do.
Speaker 13: That little bird also told me I was falling, falling.
Speaker 1: No one but you.
Speaker 13: There's no use, and I am I might as welcomed
Speaker 13: of all the girls.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 3: I'm sure I love you best.
Speaker 1: A little bird.
Speaker 13: Told me we'll be happy, and we believe that is you,
Speaker 13: and we really that.
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 5: You married.
Speaker 4: We'll have a pretty cut not too far, all fenced
Speaker 4: in like a movie stars, great game pup.
Speaker 13: We're going to call him a lion, let by a fireplace, a.
Speaker 4: Goldfish palm and wishing well, everything is going to turn outswell,
Speaker 4: and we really.
Speaker 3: That is food.
Speaker 8: And now we know that it's true.
Speaker 13: Love that little love birl.
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you, thank you very much, and good
Speaker 4: night everybody.
Speaker 1: Good night. Fight a minute, boy, where are you going?
Speaker 1: I sang my number?
Speaker 3: I gave the show a little class.
Speaker 4: Now I'm up, gave the show a little class. Look
Speaker 4: you hopped up, hilde guard h you'd better stop going
Speaker 4: to that African barbery. He's been shrinking your head again.
Speaker 4: Planerie will get you nowhere, Saggie, I'll come come. Where's
Speaker 4: this new show of yours everybody's been talking about haven't
Speaker 4: you heard I'm on prespond this year make soap?
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, it's too bad. It's not something you use.
Speaker 6: Wait, hey, lump laugh, you've got two chins. Would you
Speaker 6: like to try for one?
Speaker 4: Now, let's face it, Nostril King, before I sang my
Speaker 4: song this show was laying a large swan egg two or.
Speaker 1: Folk get him? Look Filko knob last week.
Speaker 3: In a large set.
Speaker 1: You're wearing the cabinet that I said. Look last week.
Speaker 6: Last week, my hand slipped and I happened to tune
Speaker 6: in your show. Now I know why it's transcribed and.
Speaker 1: You broadcasted later.
Speaker 3: What do you mean it gives you.
Speaker 4: Time to get out of town and hide before the
Speaker 4: people hear it. To think, when I first met this boy,
Speaker 4: he had a job blowing out gloves compartments of the
Speaker 4: car wash.
Speaker 1: Steady couch pouch. Now, look, shitthead. If I'm doing.
Speaker 11: If I wait late writing way way, Oh, there's some
Speaker 11: sneaky things.
Speaker 4: If I'm going to endure this vilification, I want my
Speaker 4: money first. So I explained vilification before we go on.
Speaker 4: I'll understand it around Gonzaga anyway, How about that he's.
Speaker 1: Been on the show for three minutes. He's worried about
Speaker 1: the loot thing. What are you knocking yourself out for?
Speaker 1: After all? You know you can't take away you know?
Speaker 4: So I'm sending my brother Everett on ahead to open
Speaker 4: up a charge account for me.
Speaker 1: Here. Bring this up that has always bothered me.
Speaker 6: When you send in your income tax how do you
Speaker 6: get that mattress in the mailbox?
Speaker 4: Easy, bob brain, I never have any trouble with my taxes.
Speaker 4: Why i'd give President Fullman the shirt off my back?
Speaker 1: I know I saw pictures I'm wearing it in Key West.
Speaker 1: What's that your wagon? Now?
Speaker 4: Tomaly husk with a felt in the back.
Speaker 1: Slice of you to slip your coat on?
Speaker 3: For this otherywaise?
Speaker 1: I think I'm too frisky, say don't care for that? Huh?
Speaker 1: I guess not. We'll ignore the next six lines. All right,
Speaker 1: new kind of radio.
Speaker 6: Just throw the whole thing away. Hey, look, you better
Speaker 6: stop being so friskier. I'll tell Abby Rentz to stop
Speaker 6: swooping up your wheelchair.
Speaker 4: Wheelchair, come come, that's no way to talk to a man.
Speaker 1: Is just street thirty five? You're thirty five thirty five times? What?
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, you're snapping your wig my boy, if
Speaker 4: you remembered my last birthday party, I had a cake
Speaker 4: with only thirty five candles on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but at the bottom, and said, continued on the
Speaker 1: next cake. What does age matter?
Speaker 4: I saw your last picture and I thought you were great.
Speaker 1: That's a coincidence.
Speaker 6: Re deadline again as a talent scout here tonight from
Speaker 6: the Wilson Ham Company.
Speaker 3: You've got his stamp.
Speaker 1: You'll make you great A I'm just like the stag.
Speaker 6: Want to think when you know we ought to make
Speaker 6: a picture together again, bing, I stopped over at your
Speaker 6: house last night to talk to you about.
Speaker 1: It, but nobody is home. Oh it's a shame.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I must have rung your bell about five times
Speaker 6: six times? Also, was you up in the window with
Speaker 6: a hot oil?
Speaker 3: Huh?
Speaker 1: Look vigor, old boy.
Speaker 4: You're just jealous because I made the pale face.
Speaker 1: Without you me jealous? Above ho, M I have so
Speaker 1: much more than Hoe's nose.
Speaker 3: Why should I fight it?
Speaker 1: Tell me Bob to laugh without even reading it?
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 4: How'd you feel having Jane Russelled oposite you instead of
Speaker 4: me in that big.
Speaker 6: How would anyone feel switching to Philly Mignon after a
Speaker 6: diet of hogslivers.
Speaker 3: Hold it, swivel snout, hold.
Speaker 4: It really being We always have so much fun making
Speaker 4: pictures together.
Speaker 1: People seem to like them. They do well at the
Speaker 1: box office. How come we haven't worked together lately? Oh?
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Just lucky, I guess.
Speaker 4: I don't know how to beat.
Speaker 1: It's still your kid, But on the screen you sort
Speaker 1: of cramp my style.
Speaker 6: What do you mean but for my money you don't
Speaker 6: look too good. Whether your money, nobody has to look
Speaker 6: too good. Excuse me, bing, I didn't mean to.
Speaker 1: Raise my voice.
Speaker 5: That's all right.
Speaker 1: You're sure I didn't blow your hearing aids. I'm tuned
Speaker 1: into way the people.
Speaker 7: I'm on a two party.
Speaker 1: I'm besides kid.
Speaker 4: I like to do a lot of singing in my pictures,
Speaker 4: and with you around it just singing.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to say anything.
Speaker 6: But when you sang your song before, you sounded like
Speaker 6: Jessica with her net dragging.
Speaker 1: How don't you give up? Give up? Singing is my life, Robert?
Speaker 7: It is?
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 1: Of course I've been lucky.
Speaker 4: There's the radio and the records and the jukeboxes. But
Speaker 4: I dare say I'd have been a singer two hundred
Speaker 4: years ago, weren't you. I ignore that and repeat Bob
Speaker 4: the two hundred years ago, I still could have made
Speaker 4: a living with my pipes.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding?
Speaker 6: I suppose composers like Mozart and Beethoven would have been
Speaker 6: writing songs for you.
Speaker 1: Not wholly impossible. I can see myself asking.
Speaker 3: Ludwig van Bedron to knock out a little ditty.
Speaker 1: Almost sounds as if we're going into a scat. Good d.
Speaker 10: Let me fine, babe, We've start that rocket and finish
Speaker 10: that symphony already.
Speaker 4: I've got to stop those cham sessions with Dizzy van Gillespie.
Speaker 13: Oh lord, lod.
Speaker 1: Mama, I've got a message for you.
Speaker 8: Moo Mozart.
Speaker 1: Mama. Have you been spiking the struddle again?
Speaker 10: Oh lordig, there's nobody here, do see you?
Speaker 12: I have Bengal van Crossbine, good day, I'm head one crossbine,
Speaker 12: have one crossbine your crossbine, I believe.
Speaker 1: But where the hell they tell me?
Speaker 4: Is that your nose?
Speaker 1: Or are you eating a sausage? What can I do
Speaker 1: for you?
Speaker 8: Hell?
Speaker 2: I'm a singer, a broken down snooked like you as
Speaker 2: a singer.
Speaker 1: After liver worst this has given me mind. Charlie I
Speaker 1: have you know, I'm.
Speaker 4: Bingo van Crossbine, the famous singer.
Speaker 12: For three years, I've played at Slabsy Britzes, and I've come.
Speaker 1: All the way from the Linder to see you. You're
Speaker 1: all off the liber and gounda blazing lean back jump cough.
Speaker 4: You're getting Limburger on the microphone.
Speaker 12: Believe me, that's an improvement. Look, Beethoven, I got a deal.
Speaker 7: For you, all right.
Speaker 1: I wanna say as.
Speaker 12: Long to get up good, you.
Speaker 1: Know, Cosbine.
Speaker 4: I dedicated this composition to that wonderful restaurant that used
Speaker 4: to be an ober Houser Street.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, you mean that delicatessen place where they had
Speaker 12: those king size.
Speaker 4: Big sea Yeah heine Voids behind the bar and he
Speaker 4: had a big red Norde More would make the Vener
Speaker 4: Schnitzel on the hour crowded it the mean he's in
Speaker 4: the middle lot of wonder four Place, Verse Heinies and more.
Speaker 4: They never voodled out the lights County Place for never
Speaker 4: clothes on.
Speaker 12: Shoots with player squeeze box, sol of it.
Speaker 4: Off to believe us such a beautiful smoke you could
Speaker 4: lower your top in Heine's and more.
Speaker 12: Arca be us the gay lids in those days.
Speaker 4: In my yeah, I remember we belonged to the William
Speaker 4: Strauss and pickled herring and necking sosio to you.
Speaker 2: Sometimes we got around with the big airy.
Speaker 1: You flacture me across by who you stinker? You as
Speaker 1: you knows, always been like that?
Speaker 12: Or did you have that ball point put on it?
Speaker 4: The three launch was gorgeous to be of us, always
Speaker 4: colds confidancing with the women. Ah, the women, yah of
Speaker 4: bold you good smell. The place was sixteen block and
Speaker 4: it wasn't any o charlet cheese and old Lambourg.
Speaker 1: Pickles makes me the herring together underneath.
Speaker 4: Both like letter chomped up lebar and bear loney pickle
Speaker 4: thinks feet art or boney?
Speaker 1: Answer, lady professor, what is it?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 1: You have me sing? Are you like my voice? Please?
Speaker 1: Not what I'm eating? Then go where the place is jumping.
Speaker 13: Let's hold go down to highis and all.
Speaker 6: Hell no, what a fact Bank Crosby for being with tonight,
Speaker 6: ladies and gentlemen. We're making plans for next Tuesday show
Speaker 6: and we'd like your advice.
Speaker 1: Would you rather have me sing buttons and bows? Would
Speaker 1: you rather have Jane Russell?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Thanks Tuesday.
Speaker 6: I'm just kidding that gal, you'd like to see most
Speaker 6: inner Christmas stockings. My two gun mate from the Pale
Speaker 6: Face will be here, Jane Russell and folks. There are
Speaker 6: only fifteen more shopping days before Christmas, which is still
Speaker 6: plenty of time. To remember the scientists who are looking
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Speaker 1: If you want to help, right.
Speaker 4: To Arthritis Box, twelve hundred, General Post Office.
Speaker 1: New York, New York. Millions of people I have arthritis.
Speaker 1: Millions of dollars are needed, so don't forget the address.
Speaker 6: Arthritis Box, twelve hundred, General Post Office, New York, New York.
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