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Speaker 1: Ow, man, this hurts.

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Speaker 2: Serves me, right, and I guess but those jerks had

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it coming. I probably should have gone in with a

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little more of a plan, but.

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Speaker 1: I was mad.

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Speaker 2: And then I just started swinging. I am really gonna

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feel this in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Huh oh no.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.

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He's walking past my house right now. Ah, I have

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such bad luck. Oh hey, what's up. Nice day for

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a walk. Huh oh this, don't worry. I just fell over.

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It's nothing to be worried about. Uh huh. I fell

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over and got banged up all over huh. Bleeding lip

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and hurt leg and my face is probably pretty messed up. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I just fell over really hard.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yes, I got into a fight. Nothing gets past you. Huh.

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Speaker 1: Ow that hurts. No, don't worry.

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Speaker 2: It was just some of the local jerks that needed

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to be taught a lesson.

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Speaker 1: It's sorted out now. Look.

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Speaker 2: You you're sweet to be concerned. Seriously, you're really kind

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to check on me. But I promise I'm okay, and

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you could just keep enjoying your walk and I'll be

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peachy after a good lie down on the couch. I

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just got to get up these stupid steps first.

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Speaker 1: How how ow ow? No, dude, I'm fine. I'm just fine.

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Speaker 2: If it would make you feel better, then I guess

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you could help me get inside onto my couch. Yeah, yeah,

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I'll lean on you a bit for support. They're happy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just get me to the couch. Just through there.

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Speaker 2: Oh huh, No, the couch is fine. I'm not going

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to my bed in the middle of the day. I

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have stuff to do.

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Speaker 1: Ow ow ow ow ah.

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Speaker 2: All right, well, thanks, I guess for helping me inside.

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You can head home or back to your walk or whatever.

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I'm sure I can handle everything from here on out. Huh,

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you're really pushy. You know that you're acting like I'm

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on my deathbed. I got into a little scuffle. It's

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not a big deal.

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Speaker 1: Look.

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Speaker 2: If I succumb to my bruises and scrapes and you're

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attending my funeral tomorrow, then you can go ahead and

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tell my gravestone I told you so. But until then,

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get out, go home or whatever. Look, you're cute, but

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you're not incapable of annoying me. Okay, don't push your luck.

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Oh my gosh, you're like a broken record. I'm fine.

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I'm just a little ugh, I'm just a bit banged up,

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that's all.

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Speaker 1: It's fine.

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Speaker 2: I mean, seriously, you've seen me after fights before. Why

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are you all of a sudden worried about me? You

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know I can handle myself. What do you mean You've

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never seen me this hart before. I've been digged up

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plenty of times. You've never freaked out like this. What's

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the big idea? Okay, well, I guess I've never quite

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this bad a.

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Speaker 1: Fine.

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Speaker 2: If it will help you sleep better tonight, then you

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can stay here and check over me if you want.

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But you are not taking care of me. Okay, you're

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just whatever. Look, if you want to help, then you

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can go grab an ice pack from the freezer. Okay, No,

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the ice pack is fine.

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Speaker 1: Why would I use a steak?

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Speaker 2: This isn't a movie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, actually I don't know why.

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Speaker 2: They used steaks. I guess steaks were just cold. I

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don't know anyway, the ice pack will do fine. I'm

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not using a steak, not in this economy.

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Speaker 1: Thanks.

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Speaker 2: Uh, could you actually grab a towel to wrap it in?

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I'm not really in the mood for my face to

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be frozen to this ice pack?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Oh God, that feels better. I guess I

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got hit harder than I thought.

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Speaker 2: Huh, I'm gonna need a lot of makeup to cover

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this up. I did not lose the fight. Okay, I

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won it by a mile, but that doesn't mean I

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got out unscathed. It's not like the movies where the

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hero beats people to a pulp and walks away happily.

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Punching people hurts. Getting punched hurts. Fighting hurts.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I suppose at the end there's no real winners technically,

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but I still won. Yeah, relax, I had everything under control.

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One of these stupid guy I just managed to get

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a few.

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Speaker 1: Cheap shots in.

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Speaker 2: But really, if you think I look bad, you should

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see the other guys. Yeah, I said guys, Well two

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guys and one girl if you want to get technical

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about it. But yeah, there were three of them. What

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you think I can't fight three people at once. Come on,

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I know we don't know each other that well, but

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you should know that I don't back down from a

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fight just because I'm outnumbered. In fact, I thrive when

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the odds are stacked against me. Why does it matter

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what they did? Look, I said, they were being jerks,

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that's reason enough. Because they're bullies. Okay, I don't like bullies,

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so they deserve to get their butts kicked a bit.

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Someone had to do it. Whoa, hey, now, what do

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you think you're doing? I like you, but not enough

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to let you lift up my.

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Speaker 1: Shirt, hands to yourself. My guy, what my hips bruised?

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Speaker 2: What do you?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Oh? It actually is?

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Speaker 2: That explains why it hurts so much when I breathe

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out and laugh. Yeah. The more annoying one I don't

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remember his name. He sure regretted that choice to punch

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me immediately after, but I did not think that he

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was going to hit me that hard. Oh well, hey, no, no, no,

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calm down. It'll heal in no time. Seriously, you really

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don't need to worry. I've been through worse. But it

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is kind of sweet of you to care as much

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as you seem to. Yeah, I mean it, I mean

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not everyone would would care.

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Speaker 1: I guess.

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Speaker 2: Look, if you want to help me out some more,

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could you grab my first aid kit. It's in that

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cabinet over there, top drawer.

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Speaker 1: Relax.

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Speaker 2: I don't need anything serious, all right, That's just where

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I keep.

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Speaker 1: The band aids.

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Speaker 2: Calm down, thank you, Hey, I'm sorry that I've been

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a little you know, jaded. I guess, well, I don't.

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I don't mean to be mean, it's just I don't know.

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I do appreciate you looking out for me, though, like

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really I do.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't hate you. No, I I well, I

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know I come off really I have a strong personality,

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I guess, but please don't take it the wrong way.

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I'm just honest and blunt, and I know that can

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make me kind of hard to get along with. I

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just don't enjoy lying to people are acting differently to

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protect people's feelings and stuff. You know, trust me, if

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I didn't like you, you would know. I don't have

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the time or the energy to pretend otherwise. For example,

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the stupid jerks that got their butt kicked got their

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butt kicked because I don't like them. And it's not

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like I invited you inside because I don't like you.

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I mean, I know I made it seem that way,

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but owl anyway, No, don't let that go to your head. Okay,

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I like you, I don't know I like you in

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the way that I like oatmeal or Jurassic Park. Shut up,

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all right, Well, I got this ice pack I'm all

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ban dated up, so I think I'll be fine from

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here on out.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you did a great job, doc, Oh.

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Speaker 2: But I mean, well, if it would give you some

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peace of mind, I guess you could stay and hang

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out for a little.

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Speaker 1: Sure.

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Speaker 2: Why not having someone to talk to is kind of

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helping me take my mind off the pain?

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Speaker 1: Anyway? What of course I feel pain. I'm not a robot.

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Speaker 2: What just because I'm the town goth girl, you think

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I don't have any feelings? I wish I feel pain

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just like everyone else. Just because I seem to get

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into scuffles and walk away with a smile on my

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face doesn't mean I'm not sore. I just don't show it,

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or I just don't really show feelings in general.

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Speaker 1: But am I like scary? I am oreent?

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Speaker 2: I see, this is why I keep all my feelings inside.

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I've got to keep up my tough reputation. That's how

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people know not to mess with me. But but yeah,

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it does hurt. Okay, ow No, don't get me wrong.

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I actually do have a heart.

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Speaker 1: It's just.

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Speaker 2: The only thing beating inside this body is a whole

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lot of spite. Okay, I swear I have survived on

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spite alone exactly when I get amped up, it's just

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a whole lot of spite and pettiness rushing through my veins.

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Speaker 1: See you get me ow?

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Speaker 2: No, I like laughing. Laughter is the best medicine. It helps.

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But also I'm sore. Hey, thanks for being here. It's

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nice to have someone to talk to and chill out with. Yes,

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I mean it. You're easy to talk to, and.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: You just make me feel calm and put me at ease,

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and I don't feel like I have to be so tough.

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I guess, of course we're friends. I mean, I know,

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I just happen to live nearby and we only chat

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here and there. But you're kind and sweet, and I

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don't know, you make me feel happy when you're around.

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And if that isn't the truest definition of a friend,

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then I don't know what is. Yes, I suppose friends

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do help each other out when they're not feeling well,

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even if they don't need the help. Like I said,

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I don't lie just to make other people feel better.

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If I call you my friend, then I mean it. Okay, Look,

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I'm gonna confess something to you, and you are not

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allowed to whisper a word of this to anyone. Okay, Well,

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I didn't get into that fight today just because they

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were jerks. Okay, they were talking about you. They were

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just saying stupid stuff. It wasn't only you, it was

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a few people, but they mentioned your name, and well

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I didn't like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you heard me. I didn't like that.

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Speaker 2: I didn't like them saying mean things about someone so kind,

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and it got to me. And then when I defended you,

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they started talking in really annoying voices about how I

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was clearly in love with you or that I was

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your girlfriend, and I don't know, it just made me

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so angry. Like I've always had a pretty bad temper,

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but it just really ticked me off. And then they

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were shouting at me, and then one of them shoved me,

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and the next thing I knew, I was swinging.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I mean, listen, I don't want to come off like

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I'm defending your honor or something stupid. I know you're

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an adult and you don't need me rushing to your protection,

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and I just couldn't help it. I'm sorry. I know

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that's probably weird. No, you don't have to thank me.

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Of course I would defend you. Like I said, we

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might not know each other well, but I got your back. Okay,

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stop with those puppy dog eyes. Don't get mushy or

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I'm kicking you out. All.

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Speaker 1: You think a nice hug will make me feel better?

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Is that right?

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Speaker 2: Well that may have worked when I was younger, but

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I'm pretty sure hugs don't work is medicine anymore. I

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think i'll pass. Don't give me that look. Fine, we

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can hug, but just for a moment, okay, and only

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because you have that cute face. Remind me who's taking

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care of who here? I'll just come here, all right,

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here we go. This is uh, this is nice? Actually, thanks,

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Oh my gosh, yes, you can rub my back. It's

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weirder if you have to ask. But thanks for being

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a gentleman about it.

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Speaker 1: I guess.

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Speaker 2: I guess we can keep hugging for a little while longer,

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but only because you're cute, no bit, seriously, thank you

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for being there for me and taking care of me.

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Speaker 1: It means a lot. Yeah. Well, maybe I like you

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more than I let on.

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Speaker 2: Okay, just a little bit though, I'm sorry I just

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got a little defensive. I guess I'm not used to well,

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this like hugging and talking and letting someone else help.

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I'm more of a figure it out myself and do

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it alone kind of person. I guess, well, it's useful

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being able to take care of stuff myself, but I

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guess it is nice to let someone else take over

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once in a while. I guess it is true that

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it would be difficult for me to hug myself. You're

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such a dork. I guess the thing is, I don't

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really care if anyone sees me hurt or banged up

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or whatever. I just I didn't want you to see

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me like this.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I like the way that you look at me, and

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you just always seem to have that bewildered look on

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her face whenever I'm around, like you think I'm the

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strongest on the planet, and it feels good to be

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admired like that. I didn't want you to stop looking

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at me that way. Oh God, I sound like el Grammar.

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Oh nothing, She's just some girl, I know. But seriously,

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if you ever tell anyone that I was anything other

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than a mean goth girl, then you'll be the one

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who needs someone to nurse you at home.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Oh, relax.

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Speaker 2: I would never hurt you, and even if I did,

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I'd feel bad about it, and then I would stick

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around and be your nurse, So you know it wouldn't

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be that bad, all right. It's a pact. If either

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of us get into a scuffle or an accident, we

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can just shoot each other a text and we can

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come over and take care of each other or whatever.

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But it'll be our secret, understand I don't want anyone

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to know that I'm mushy. Well, if I ever go

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full on vigilante, I know whose window I'm crawling through

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to get some emergency medical care. I was more thinking

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along the lines of an Alfred rather than an MJ.

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I just feel like you'd be much cuter as a butler.

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Speaking about being a butler, why don't you be a

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sweetheart and make us some tea.

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Speaker 1: I'm kidding.

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Speaker 2: Sit back down, I'm going to make us some tea.

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I've been at the mercy of your cute doctor roleplay

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for far too long. Also, this has been the longest

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hug of my entire life, and I don't really know how.

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Speaker 1: To process that. Oh ow ow, yes, we can hug.

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Speaker 2: More afterwards, but only because you want to so badly,

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but if anyone asks, I'll deny it. Hey, are you

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happy with tea? Or you want soda or coffee or water?

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Sounds good? Oh, but before I go, come here, m

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real close to me. Come here, there you go, Just

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a little tree for taking care of little on me.

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Speaker 1: Oh, don't pass out on me.

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Speaker 2: Man, you can only get another hug if you're still

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conscious by the time I get back.

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Speaker 1: Mm. You're so cute.