Speaker 1: Mm hmmm mm hmmmm mm hmmmm mm hmmmm mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: What's up? Yeah, I got you're studying? Yeah, okay, what's up?
You know like iftime? Yeah? Oh yeah a favorite? Yeah? Sure?
What you need me to be your big girlfriend? Okay?
What what part did you read? You told your mom
you were dating me? Oh so she shouldn't Oh so
she would set you up with? Yeah? I mean, what's
in it for me?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know I'm always an opportunist. What's in it for me?
And no? Not just food? Okay? Okay, you got to
stuff with yel yeah? Okay, so when you need me
clever now, as in like now, she's going to be
there in an hour and we're supposed to be having
you could have given me a head up about this.
I swear if you have my best friend. Yeah, okay,
I'll be there in an hour. Anyway I should dress?
Is it casual? Fancy business? Casual? Okay, I can do that. Okay, whatever,
I'll see you in an hour. You owe me big time
for this one. Okay. So what does she think about
us dating? Like? What is she now? Okay, so I've
been dating for three months. How'd you ask me out
through text romantic okay, and anything else okay, Yeah, that's fine.
And what's on the table's on the table. Okay, I
can do that. Just make it as believable as possible. Okay, Well,
the first step that makes believable. Let's go in the
kitchen and pretend like we're cooking. I I'm cooking. You're
standing there holding your tensils. Yeah, freshman year, you nearly
burned down the dormitory. Come on. Oh yeah, don't you
stay in the kitchen. I'll look at the door, trust me.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Hi, I'm so glad you can make it. Yeah, come
on in. Sorry you were just cooking in the kitchen. Yeah, now,
come on in. I'm so glad you guys can make
it and everything. Yeah that's right. Yeah, I'm sorry I
didn't introduce myself earlier. Yeah, you assumed he would have
talked about me. We've been dating for three months. Yeah,
thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was shocked too. Yeah, go ahead and go sit
in the living room dinner every turn in a minute. What, Oh,
come on, I was just hucking. You don't bless so much. Yeah.
If they see you blushing, they will not believe in
a relationship. To be more comfortable one. You've literally walked
in too. Be changing. It's not that big a deal.
Come on, I'm really good at acting. Thanks, I guess.
I mean, I'm doing this for you and I'm getting
a lot out of it, So come on. Mm hmm.
What do I like most about them? Probably have to
say their personality And I know it's a cliche, but
if it's not that, probably how they carry themselves to
the demeanor. Mm hmmm mm hmm. Don't you want a
thought of us? Yeah? Sure, what do you want to
sit you?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: One of the cliche kissing foris yeah, share, come on,
play along. If we don't do this, she's gonna be
really suspicious. You know what moms are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, yeah, just the quick kest one to let.
Speaker 2: You're not good. I'm glad I know you guys say seated.
I'll do the dishes. Yeah, you haven't seen them in
a while, so you guys can catch up in the
family type. I'll be back in a minute. Oh they
did they leave? Oh thank god? I could not wash
another dish. Oh yeah, I know you're doing these I
was only making these sounds of washing dishes so that
I mean, they would believe I was doing them. Uh
are you? I mean, you don't have to plug me anymore.
Don't joke around like that. H don't let me turn around.
You're hugging me so tight I can't turn around. Come on,
I have to look at your face. If you want
to tell me mess. Are you serious you wanted to
ask me out? Well, this is one way to confess.
I guess my answer. I don't know. I mean, we've
been best friends and you're really stupid. If you think
I was gonna reject you, come here, m hm hm
h m hm. Oh my god. Now do you want
to watch a movie or something? I do you wanna
call up your mom and tell her you're not gonna
tell her about this? Oh? Yes, she would kill you.
But on the right side, I already got to bet
your parents so derry. I'll get you back with this one.
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