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<v Speaker 1>It's welcome, welcome stone in.

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<v Speaker 2>The destinately disasters about to begin.

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<v Speaker 1>Let it go, mishaps, bull board the.

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<v Speaker 3>Horrible Comnation story too, go to conspiracy. You know the plan.

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<v Speaker 1>We dig down deep to free this land, to uncast,

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<v Speaker 1>we free the soul. Come brade the screw. Let a

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<v Speaker 1>true dunfold. Booie, grab your seat. Let the story role.

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<v Speaker 2>It's foking, it's fresh.

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<v Speaker 4>It touched, So.

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<v Speaker 3>Deplorable Codination should let's wake the mode.

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<v Speaker 2>Dastardly disaster.

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<v Speaker 5>Truth me so hi, and welcome back to another episode

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<v Speaker 5>of Deplorable Nation. I'm your host, Deplorable Jenna, and today,

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<v Speaker 5>ladies and gentlemen, this is gonna be an absolute hysterical blast.

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<v Speaker 5>So warning, trigger warning up front. People are probably not

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<v Speaker 5>gonna like some of the things that we say or

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<v Speaker 5>not like our dark humor, and you're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 5>deal with it and get over it because we are

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<v Speaker 5>continuing our dastardly disaster series. And today is Hello foreign objects,

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<v Speaker 5>So welcome back to my wonderful and messy from the West.

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<v Speaker 5>How are you mess Heidi?

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<v Speaker 2>All the pictures for this one. When when they say

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<v Speaker 2>a pictures a thousand words today it really does so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to give you your second warning. If you

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<v Speaker 2>are somebody that is easily offended, don't watch this. If

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<v Speaker 2>you are somebody that doesn't like to see grotesque images,

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<v Speaker 2>probably not for you. You know, we can only do

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<v Speaker 2>so much to doctor up what is going to be shown,

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<v Speaker 2>because shit happens. And Janet said something right before we

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<v Speaker 2>went live. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I think

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<v Speaker 2>is what today's theme is because most of these are

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<v Speaker 2>not purely accidental. This is purposeful a lot, right.

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<v Speaker 5>And the joy of being a nurse or medical staff

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<v Speaker 5>and encountering people who have done these things either my accident,

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<v Speaker 5>sometimes accidents happen, or most of the time it's intentional.

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<v Speaker 5>And there are some crazy as stories. These are not

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<v Speaker 5>made up. This is real life. These are things that

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<v Speaker 5>actually happen, real documented cases of things that they have seen,

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<v Speaker 5>removed and treated.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't even with a couple of them. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>even imagine the thought. You're just sitting there one day,

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<v Speaker 2>minding your own business and you decide to do that.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, let me see what's in my office right now

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<v Speaker 5>that would make a good.

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<v Speaker 2>When it gets to a couple of them, I'll explain

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<v Speaker 2>that I don't want to give it away. Good lord,

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<v Speaker 2>I am going to share this screen because.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh this, Ladies and Gentlemen is going to be a

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<v Speaker 5>super funny episode. It is absolutely priceless. There are some

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<v Speaker 5>things I have seen, so her and I both have

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<v Speaker 5>stories about patients that we have definitely encountered in this area.

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<v Speaker 5>But there are definitely some things that I have never

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<v Speaker 5>seen or heard of, and I'm like, WTF kind of

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<v Speaker 5>moments when we're researching for the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry you guys, I guess they didn't want me to

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<v Speaker 2>share my screen. I don't really know. I was there

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<v Speaker 2>and then I was gone.

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<v Speaker 5>So there definitely some things that somebody might tend to

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<v Speaker 5>take offense at.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, for sure, for sure. Can you see all

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<v Speaker 2>my crazy oh well, all the crazy, crazy screens that

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<v Speaker 2>we will make That actually okay? And I hope they align.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure they do. And we started. I believe

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<v Speaker 2>in the slides here dunt dun.

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<v Speaker 5>Brack dental inhalation or ingestion. So this is Ladies and Gentlemen,

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<v Speaker 5>A toothbrush and the stomach that traveled to the intestines.

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<v Speaker 5>Multiple reports, not just one, but multi reports of multiple

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<v Speaker 5>people in different places accidentally swallowing a toothbrush. So I

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<v Speaker 5>don't know how you accidentally swallow a toothbrush, Like, what

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<v Speaker 5>are you doing? Are you trying to brush all the

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<v Speaker 5>way down your esophagus or what? How did that happen?

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<v Speaker 5>Look at how gross those bristles are.

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<v Speaker 2>What that like the gag reflex alone, I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>all right.

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<v Speaker 5>Like even brushing the very back of my tongue will

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<v Speaker 5>make me gag. I can't imagine like just accidentally swallowing

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<v Speaker 5>my tooth brsh rush so much and you're not feel

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<v Speaker 5>it hit anything on the way down. I'm curious.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, the amount of intact plastic on this is impressive,

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<v Speaker 2>knowing that it was inside somebody's stomach. Uh, that tells you,

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<v Speaker 2>guys about microplastics and other things. So just saying, just.

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<v Speaker 5>Saying that they don't ever dissolve. No, not even with

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<v Speaker 5>the stomach acid.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think they do. Yeah, No, it's wild. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't even know.

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<v Speaker 5>So the next thing that we moved on to, and

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<v Speaker 5>these are again documenting cases, why in the hell people

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<v Speaker 5>choose these things I don't know, like hurry batteries or

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<v Speaker 5>toy parts. Of course they say it's more common in children,

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<v Speaker 5>but adults swallow really weird things too.

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<v Speaker 2>Bungebob went swimming.

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<v Speaker 5>SpongeBob, he did that. Actually, is that in the chest

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<v Speaker 5>or in the throat?

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's stuck in the throat.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so a little looks like a plastic toy. That's interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>They did say, these little round batteries, not the regular batteries,

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<v Speaker 2>but the tiny ones, the lithium round are a fan

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<v Speaker 2>favorite of the kiddos, So watch the batteries please, well.

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<v Speaker 5>And the thing about batteries is batteries are so corrosive anyway,

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<v Speaker 5>so the dangers that come along with swallowing a battery.

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<v Speaker 5>They can explode, they can corrode, which makes your body toxic,

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<v Speaker 5>which can cause massive sepsis in your system.

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<v Speaker 2>And they could get stuck. This one's a little stucky.

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<v Speaker 2>It's in between the two. So then they gotta go

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<v Speaker 2>in and it's a whole thing. But I will tell

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<v Speaker 2>you also, batteries are a fan favorite at the psych hospital,

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<v Speaker 2>so nurses watch your pulled soxes. We have had many, many,

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<v Speaker 2>many times where we've had to send patients out that

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<v Speaker 2>are trying to get rid of more than just a

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<v Speaker 2>battery theirselves included.

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<v Speaker 5>I was gonna say there's gonna be a lot of

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<v Speaker 5>references to psych patients today and things that they swallow frequently.

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<v Speaker 5>So hope nobody gets offended at that. But if you do,

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<v Speaker 5>put on your big girl panties and get over it,

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<v Speaker 5>because it's true it is.

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<v Speaker 2>We can't help what they do. This stun happened. It happened,

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<v Speaker 2>and we can't we can't say it didn't. Here's a

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<v Speaker 2>good old fashioned double or triple A yeah, fan favorite.

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<v Speaker 2>Back in the day when they could get to the

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<v Speaker 2>remote batteries, we're pretty good about that now, the pulled soxes,

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<v Speaker 2>it's been a problem. I'll never forget. I was at

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<v Speaker 2>work and this guy asked me, do you have a

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<v Speaker 2>portable pol sox? And I am weird and carry everything,

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<v Speaker 2>so yes. I gave it to him and it came

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<v Speaker 2>back and I was like, it's a little lighter. And

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<v Speaker 2>I looked and I said, did you watch her? Why you?

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<v Speaker 2>And he knew she had like issues and he goes,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you mean? I go, the batteries are gone.

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<v Speaker 5>I think if it were me, and if I had

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<v Speaker 5>the inclination to swallow a battery, I would prefer one

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<v Speaker 5>of the flat batteries. Because I think that would be

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<v Speaker 5>held a lot easier to swallow, even though I don't

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<v Speaker 5>want to swallow anything that's gow corrode on my insides.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want to corrode your insides out.

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<v Speaker 5>No, especially not from some of the things we're going

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<v Speaker 2>Oh lordie, these are coins.

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<v Speaker 5>This is a kid that was a very common, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>very common thing, which some of the things that people

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<v Speaker 5>swallow or the amount of money that they swallow is

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<v Speaker 5>a little gray.

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<v Speaker 2>Gray, it's wild. Yeah. No.

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<v Speaker 5>So the next thing we kind of touched on the

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<v Speaker 5>previous episode was surgical sponges, and so much so that

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<v Speaker 5>there's a name for it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gotten. Really, I did not know those so nasty.

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<v Speaker 5>That is disgusting. It looks like a giant.

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<v Speaker 2>Long time hair bowl.

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<v Speaker 5>While surgeons accidentally leave sponges or gauze inside of patients

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<v Speaker 5>after operations. Hence the last time we talked about it,

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<v Speaker 5>they're supposed to have a surgical tech that doesn't count,

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<v Speaker 5>and it's supposed to be a verified count by another person,

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<v Speaker 5>so they there's inside they have pain and infection and

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<v Speaker 5>stuff for years and even a lot of times when

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<v Speaker 5>they do scans on patients, they mimic tumors on scans

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<v Speaker 5>because they get encapsulated with crap around them.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a crazy encapsulation photo you guys to explain this,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's crazy what your body does. It's kind of cool.

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<v Speaker 5>Well it's it's the body's way of protecting itself, and

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<v Speaker 5>so your body builds up this scar tissue and encapsulation

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<v Speaker 5>around these four objects trying to preserve itself. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>inst implants to y'alls not looking at this picture, if

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<v Speaker 5>you're not watching the audio or video version of this.

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<v Speaker 5>It literally looks like something that a cat threw up.

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<v Speaker 5>It is a giant, blobby hairball.

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<v Speaker 2>Looking And I thought I had another picture, but I

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<v Speaker 2>can't find it, but that one's good enough. It's true,

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<v Speaker 2>But I think it was years is what I read.

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<v Speaker 5>Obviously, that's been quite a while, and I'll find them.

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<v Speaker 2>Why we're talking because they.

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<v Speaker 5>Were famous insertion cases for the Er, which later on

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<v Speaker 5>we're going to break some of these down, like even

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<v Speaker 5>further and tell the stories behind them. But frequent household

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<v Speaker 5>items are bottles, deodorant, cans, flash lights, or vegetables.

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<v Speaker 2>So here's a not a bottle, but a can.

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<v Speaker 5>I have a story about this yes, I was kind

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<v Speaker 5>of dating somebody or whatever, and all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 5>and I gotta give like the whole backstory to make

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<v Speaker 5>you understand this. But he started sending me pictures of

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<v Speaker 5>panties and I'm like, are those for me? Like what,

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<v Speaker 5>what's the deal? He was transitioning, which I was unaware of, Like,

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<v Speaker 5>didn't know he has kids, They didn't know his family,

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<v Speaker 5>didn't know. The next thing I know, he sends me

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<v Speaker 5>a video of himself putting a coke can right up ooh,

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<v Speaker 5>And I was like, think, we're done here.

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<v Speaker 2>Congratulates exit, but both on both exit, the can exit,

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<v Speaker 2>the relationship exit, because shit goes wrong.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen, literally, this shit goes wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you get something stuck in there that should

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<v Speaker 2>be there, like a toy, Okay, you're not going to

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<v Speaker 2>judge that, but if you start sticking things up there

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<v Speaker 2>that don't belong, we're gonna laugh.

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<v Speaker 5>And I mean a lot of the things that people use,

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<v Speaker 5>whether anally or vaginally, it creates a suction in there

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<v Speaker 5>and they cannot get them out easily without some kind

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<v Speaker 5>of surgery. And because of the suction, it can literally

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<v Speaker 5>blow that can of coke wide open, blow it through

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<v Speaker 5>your intestines.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, oh yeah, And this was the photo I

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<v Speaker 2>was looking for. On the sponge. This is a retained

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<v Speaker 2>sponge in a bowel.

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<v Speaker 5>And that is it's so gross, ladies and gentlemen. It

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<v Speaker 5>literally looks like a cornstalk that they're removing out of

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<v Speaker 5>a bowl. They had to cut the bowel open to

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<v Speaker 5>be able to remote this.

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<v Speaker 2>And there's another that's a big one, Janet, that.

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<v Speaker 5>Is a very big one. So they must have had

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<v Speaker 5>like some kind of abdominal surgery or something to have

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<v Speaker 5>a sponge pack that large inside of them.

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<v Speaker 2>So crazy. Like the blue ones for people that don't

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<v Speaker 2>do this, like four by four, I get it. But

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<v Speaker 2>the big one with the blue tag on them, I

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<v Speaker 2>that is crazy.

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<v Speaker 5>That would be like stuffing a chuck's pad inside somebody.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so bad. I yeah, going through some of these,

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<v Speaker 2>even though I'm a nurse, I was like, this one's

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's disgusting. It kind of looks like a dead bag,

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<v Speaker 5>Like I think it looks like a bat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I could see it like curled up a mouse

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<v Speaker 2>or something. It just looks so bad and no wonder

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<v Speaker 5>It almost looks like a festering tumor is growing on

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<v Speaker 5>the sponge. That was like a hairy and somebody carry yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>or furry poop.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, furry poop is a good explanation. Curious, But this

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, the corn stuck that that Oh my god, look at.

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<v Speaker 2>The dilated the bow is too down here, Look at

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<v Speaker 2>that poor person exactly.

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<v Speaker 5>And then if you think about like if you can't

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<v Speaker 5>your entire bowel, and how swollen and how miserable and painful,

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<v Speaker 5>and I can't know how long and come along with this.

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<v Speaker 2>This one didn't say, but I am so curious how

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<v Speaker 2>long that was in there, because it looks like a hot.

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<v Speaker 5>Minute obviously if it turned green and it looks like

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<v Speaker 2>So bad. Back to the insertions, but I had to

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<v Speaker 2>show those, because man, and I've got some fun insertions. You'all,

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<v Speaker 2>there is a size limit to what your body can.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, one that we're looking at right now, because lord,

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<v Speaker 5>looks like one of those giant dil do's that's I mean,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know, like arm yeah, like it is. It

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<v Speaker 5>is huge. Now this next.

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<v Speaker 2>THINGE look at the spine. It's like right there.

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<v Speaker 5>Right and it looks like it's almost like touching, which

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<v Speaker 5>I can imagine the back problems that you would have

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<v Speaker 2>CARDI tricks cciant dildo, from your gigantic I mean, this

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<v Speaker 2>isn't normal here we're talking. This is massive.

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<v Speaker 5>This next thing, I have never in my life heard of.

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<v Speaker 2>Candy cane anyone.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, now that is definitely one of the candy canes

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<v Speaker 5>that people put out in their yard.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes or a it might be a real cane.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe that could be a real cane. I have seen

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<v Speaker 5>an umbrella before.

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<v Speaker 2>That is a situation. I don't know what's happening there,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's probably not good.

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<v Speaker 5>This is that is the part that is the dildol

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<v Speaker 5>fist and good Lord, that is.

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<v Speaker 2>Touching her kidney.

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<v Speaker 5>I was going to say it's reaching from the pelvis

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<v Speaker 5>literally all the way up to the rib cage.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's right on the kidney.

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<v Speaker 5>This is an extra big one. Probably a really bad

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<v Speaker 5>idea because I can't imagine the amount of organ problems

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<v Speaker 5>that you would have from this wow thing.

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<v Speaker 2>And just so people know, when you're excited, things expand.

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<v Speaker 2>But when you get at the point of full excitement

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<v Speaker 2>and you're going to accomplish things, things tighten right up.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's when the problem happens, because when it tightens up,

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<v Speaker 2>it suctions in, like Janet said, and then you're in

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<v Speaker 2>a situation.

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<v Speaker 5>And depending on what it is that you put in there,

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<v Speaker 5>when you tighten like that, you could actually cause an

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<v Speaker 5>explosion of ruptures.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, don't try to get it out yourself.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, So this is an insertion gone wrong.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm assuming it's. Oh, it is a vibrator. They try

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<v Speaker 5>to get it out, and then they put salad tongs

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<v Speaker 5>up in there to try to get the dial.

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<v Speaker 2>Do I mean good thought? But you know no, it's

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<v Speaker 2>probably not gonna.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, you gotta give them an A plus forever, right,

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<v Speaker 5>It's just like fourceps.

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<v Speaker 2>Just put them up there. Get it out, honey, get

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<v Speaker 2>it out this one. Also, if you have a ten

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<v Speaker 2>and a half inch dildough, do you really need the

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<v Speaker 2>whole thing in there?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh that's a double.

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<v Speaker 2>Dogger, Yep, it's literally in his stomach.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that is that's a no.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, and.

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<v Speaker 5>Literally sitting on the intestines. I will I'm going to

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<v Speaker 5>preface this by saying that most almost every one of

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<v Speaker 5>the insertion stories is a male. There are some female ones,

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<v Speaker 5>but they're really crazy ones are dudes. So gentlemen, do

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<v Speaker 5>not start your engines.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying, well, don't start them like that. Good lord.

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<v Speaker 2>We got to have a better way, don't we. All right?

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<v Speaker 5>This, oh, this is yeah, this is the one that

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<v Speaker 5>I've never heard of, and I'm like, worm is wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never heard this.

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<v Speaker 5>And this is not one case. This is several cases

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<v Speaker 5>reported mainland China, but they do happen to other places

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<v Speaker 5>in the world. Describe patience inserting live eels in their

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<v Speaker 5>lives for a folk remedy for constipation or ems. Now

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<v Speaker 5>live eels bite. Hopefully it's not an electric eel with

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<v Speaker 5>a whole nother story, right, pulling eel, lot of bootholes.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the eel again. This is the imaging.

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<v Speaker 5>Instead of in there a while, because that looks like

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<v Speaker 5>a skeleton.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that growth?

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<v Speaker 5>And this has this has migrated up into looks like

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<v Speaker 5>his obnole cavity chest cavity.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, don't for constipation. How about doing enema if you

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<v Speaker 5>need to, Why put a live eel showed.

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<v Speaker 2>Through the colon to get out you guys, it chewed, well.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe that's how it got up in its chest cavity.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, and maybe that's what fixed your freaking constipation, because

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<v Speaker 2>now you've got diarrhea forever.

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<v Speaker 5>Good exactly, congratulations sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, I mean that one blew me away. This one also,

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<v Speaker 2>this is a barstool leg I got questions.

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<v Speaker 5>I have questions too, like about somebody's.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like a pool stick to me almost. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not good.

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<v Speaker 5>I've never been like slamming back a beer at a

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<v Speaker 5>bar and been like, you know what I think. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>just gonna sit on the.

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<v Speaker 2>On the giant it's clear up past her hip. Whoa,

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<v Speaker 2>oh lordie, it's just not good.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, the famous buzz light Year I had to do it.

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<v Speaker 5>I was gonna say. I have seen more than one

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<v Speaker 5>buzz light Year and Big Toys Wing's expanded on one,

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<v Speaker 5>and so that is not something that you can pull out.

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<v Speaker 5>That is an absolute like opener up type of surgery too.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope these weren't their kids. Could you imagine having

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<v Speaker 2>to explain to your child where his buzz Lightyear went.

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<v Speaker 2>He did go to infinity and beyond. You know, don't

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<v Speaker 2>funk with your kids's toys. It's wrong. Literally, it's so

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<v Speaker 2>wrong like that. You can't make that one right again,

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<v Speaker 2>that's wrong. Use your own toys what I'm.

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<v Speaker 5>Doing, and don't don't buy them another one. Then try

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<v Speaker 5>to that one as well.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's what I mean. No, not okay with me,

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<v Speaker 2>no way.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh goody. So moving god to occupational or trauma related.

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<v Speaker 5>So one of the common things is nail gun accidents

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<v Speaker 5>from construction workers sometimes accidentally embed them into their skulls,

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<v Speaker 5>their chest, their abdomen, through their fingers, through their bones,

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<v Speaker 5>and their arm, their feet, et cetera, et cetera.

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<v Speaker 2>This poor man, but this guy did it on the

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<v Speaker 2>purpose thiss.

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<v Speaker 5>One, two, three, four, five nine.

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<v Speaker 2>I think have been playing that game Jackass, you know.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, this this dude literally has ten nails in his skull,

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<v Speaker 5>and you've got.

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<v Speaker 2>Some tolerance to keep whacking them in there like that. Obviously, yikes,

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<v Speaker 2>that's from the outside.

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<v Speaker 5>Those are lovely. So they the person had to obviously

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<v Speaker 5>have their head shaved and you can actually see nails

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<v Speaker 5>uh pounded down into the skull and this this person

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<v Speaker 5>is really lucky that they're alive, especially on half of

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<v Speaker 5>the ten, especially from ten different nails in your noggin.

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<v Speaker 2>Hole, nice little finger fingernail.

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<v Speaker 5>Fingers, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Get it?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah that Oh oh, ladies and gentlemen. For those

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<v Speaker 5>of you not watching, this poor man impaled himself on

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<v Speaker 5>some rebar and it literally went up through his man

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<v Speaker 5>business up into his abdomen chess cabin lord.

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<v Speaker 2>Even being am I coded here, you can see the

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<v Speaker 2>extreme amount of pain he is in.

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<v Speaker 5>And here's the thing like in the in the fetish community,

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<v Speaker 5>like uh, penis dilators or things, sorry, I said penis

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<v Speaker 5>if my pictures that, so that's a thing. But this

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<v Speaker 5>rebar literally skewered.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's so bad. This one missed his heart by

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<v Speaker 2>a miniscule amount, you guys.

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<v Speaker 5>This one's scary, like very very close.

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<v Speaker 2>I would maybe a half of an inch maybe right,

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<v Speaker 2>if it actually was shot. That the trajectory is probably

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<v Speaker 2>what saved him because it went this way instead if

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<v Speaker 2>it had gone upward, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't know, right, it would have absolutely pierced his heart.

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<v Speaker 5>So with the industrial accidents, metal rods, reebar stuff like

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<v Speaker 5>that are common or oh my goodness almighty, that is Garante.

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<v Speaker 5>That is a triple beef injection. One went up his

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<v Speaker 5>rectum and the other two.

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<v Speaker 2>It might be a girl too, because I don't see

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<v Speaker 2>any balls.

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<v Speaker 5>Well I don't, so maybe they got skewered as well.

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<v Speaker 5>But he's got literally three pieces of metal. He she whatever.

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<v Speaker 5>Can't because we're looking at the backside. The person's laying

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<v Speaker 5>on their stomach. There's one inserted in each like under

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<v Speaker 5>each butt cheek, going up into their body, and one

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<v Speaker 5>that looks like straight up the down the middle, straight

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<v Speaker 5>up the keyster.

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<v Speaker 2>Even when I was looking at these, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>good Lord, and this poor guy, I think you have

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<v Speaker 2>a story about him. But he lived.

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<v Speaker 5>This is a man who fell on a two inch

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<v Speaker 5>thick six foot steel bar that pierced his body. He survived,

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<v Speaker 5>but only after hours of surgery to remove it. And

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<v Speaker 5>if you ever watch like medical shows or anything like

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<v Speaker 5>that on TV, there are people that get impaled by

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<v Speaker 5>not just free bar, but tree branches or things like that,

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<v Speaker 5>and you, if you're a first responder, you cannot take

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<v Speaker 5>it out because of the bleed. They don't know what

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<v Speaker 5>it has hit, and so their job is to actually

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<v Speaker 5>stabilize whatever has impaled you to be able to get

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<v Speaker 5>you to the hospital so they can scan you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, if you take it out, you will let out

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<v Speaker 2>the gush of a century. So don't you dare? Just

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<v Speaker 2>wrap around it if they're bleeding and get help and

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<v Speaker 2>make them not move. But this guy, he didn't have

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<v Speaker 2>surgery right away. They had to wait until his scans

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff came back. It showed him walking around with

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<v Speaker 2>this bar and I couldn't believe it. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>what the hell. I guess it like missed everything, like

426
00:29:29.000 --> 00:29:32.079
<v Speaker 2>important enough, but it was like on top of all

427
00:29:32.079 --> 00:29:33.359
<v Speaker 2>the important things as well.

428
00:29:33.480 --> 00:29:37.000
<v Speaker 5>So yeah, he's very lucky. The only time that I've

429
00:29:37.119 --> 00:29:43.559
<v Speaker 5>ever known, like first responders or paramedics to actually trimp

430
00:29:43.720 --> 00:29:50.119
<v Speaker 5>something down is if it's too tall for somebody.

431
00:29:50.400 --> 00:29:54.480
<v Speaker 2>That's just it's not funny. But the penis one was worse,

432
00:29:54.559 --> 00:29:55.480
<v Speaker 2>to be honest, it was.

433
00:29:56.319 --> 00:29:59.119
<v Speaker 5>But to be able to get them into the ambulance,

434
00:29:59.279 --> 00:30:02.079
<v Speaker 5>especially depending on which way it was impaled.

435
00:30:02.880 --> 00:30:05.400
<v Speaker 2>Maybe they didn't see it's clear.

436
00:30:05.240 --> 00:30:08.920
<v Speaker 5>That one that one they actually have wrapped. But if

437
00:30:08.960 --> 00:30:12.519
<v Speaker 5>it was sticking like out directly out of a patient,

438
00:30:13.839 --> 00:30:17.680
<v Speaker 5>sometimes they will try to stabilize it and use a

439
00:30:17.799 --> 00:30:19.759
<v Speaker 5>salt to trim it down to be.

440
00:30:19.839 --> 00:30:23.119
<v Speaker 2>I hope they were able to save his junk.

441
00:30:23.359 --> 00:30:28.400
<v Speaker 5>That is that one's he might have had a transition

442
00:30:28.759 --> 00:30:31.759
<v Speaker 5>surgery without intention exactly.

443
00:30:32.839 --> 00:30:35.240
<v Speaker 2>That's what we call it in the medical exactly.

444
00:30:36.839 --> 00:30:42.640
<v Speaker 5>People, that's too bad. Yeah, So this next one, this

445
00:30:42.839 --> 00:30:48.079
<v Speaker 5>is just crazy to me. In the brain, a German

446
00:30:48.240 --> 00:30:52.400
<v Speaker 5>left A German Man lived for fifty five years with

447
00:30:52.519 --> 00:30:56.839
<v Speaker 5>a pencil lodged inside his head after a childhood accident.

448
00:30:57.519 --> 00:31:00.519
<v Speaker 5>It was only discovered later when he began and having

449
00:31:00.599 --> 00:31:04.720
<v Speaker 5>headaches and nasal discharge. They said the pencil was four

450
00:31:04.839 --> 00:31:05.640
<v Speaker 5>inches long.

451
00:31:06.759 --> 00:31:08.920
<v Speaker 2>This girl lived with it for a long time too.

452
00:31:08.960 --> 00:31:11.000
<v Speaker 2>She was quite old when she got it removed. And

453
00:31:11.039 --> 00:31:15.759
<v Speaker 2>it's it's just around them that I mean. I don't know.

454
00:31:15.839 --> 00:31:17.599
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why you wouldn't want it taken out

455
00:31:17.640 --> 00:31:21.160
<v Speaker 2>right away, Like if you came home and you told me, Mom,

456
00:31:21.799 --> 00:31:24.160
<v Speaker 2>I had a pencil go in my head. But now

457
00:31:24.160 --> 00:31:26.160
<v Speaker 2>it's gone.

458
00:31:25.960 --> 00:31:28.559
<v Speaker 5>Right, Like I think I would want to take them.

459
00:31:28.960 --> 00:31:33.799
<v Speaker 5>But but we'll say maybe, especially this German guy, because

460
00:31:33.839 --> 00:31:38.640
<v Speaker 5>it went up his nose, penetrated his orbital socket and

461
00:31:38.759 --> 00:31:43.559
<v Speaker 5>lodged in his brain. So we'll say that maybe he

462
00:31:43.680 --> 00:31:46.839
<v Speaker 5>grew up in a time where it wasn't common to

463
00:31:46.960 --> 00:31:50.839
<v Speaker 5>run to the doctor and get or maybe the answer.

464
00:31:51.960 --> 00:31:54.480
<v Speaker 2>Maybe they couldn't do it back then, or something too right,

465
00:31:54.680 --> 00:31:58.039
<v Speaker 2>like can happen. I mean, you never know.

466
00:31:58.839 --> 00:32:02.200
<v Speaker 5>It's crazy to me, but I would think I would

467
00:32:02.240 --> 00:32:06.279
<v Speaker 5>know if I still had a pencil that disappeared. I

468
00:32:06.279 --> 00:32:12.720
<v Speaker 5>think they know, what do I know? So surgical instruments

469
00:32:12.839 --> 00:32:16.880
<v Speaker 5>left inside of patients. So not just sponges, but forceps.

470
00:32:17.319 --> 00:32:20.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh there's the eel again again.

471
00:32:20.519 --> 00:32:26.200
<v Speaker 5>Oh that's a lovely eel. It's a lovely, beautiful.

472
00:32:25.720 --> 00:32:30.880
<v Speaker 2>Brown all right back to the fore.

473
00:32:31.039 --> 00:32:36.759
<v Speaker 5>So fourceps, scalpels, and scissors have been founded patients years

474
00:32:36.960 --> 00:32:38.279
<v Speaker 5>after surgery.

475
00:32:39.920 --> 00:32:42.359
<v Speaker 2>Yes, this is long for people that don't know what

476
00:32:42.400 --> 00:32:46.000
<v Speaker 2>this is. It's like a cute cute lage or whatever

477
00:32:46.079 --> 00:32:49.319
<v Speaker 2>you could say. They are long. They're like this.

478
00:32:50.039 --> 00:32:54.880
<v Speaker 5>I was gonna say. We we did like female procedures

479
00:32:54.920 --> 00:33:01.240
<v Speaker 5>in our office, so we had these and we performed

480
00:33:01.279 --> 00:33:05.160
<v Speaker 5>a lot of those surgeries, and so somebody must have

481
00:33:05.200 --> 00:33:09.480
<v Speaker 5>got distracted and left them dead inside of a patient.

482
00:33:09.680 --> 00:33:14.119
<v Speaker 4>You the pain of the scissors, Like what the serious

483
00:33:14.400 --> 00:33:17.920
<v Speaker 4>f like you every time you sit down and people

484
00:33:17.920 --> 00:33:20.960
<v Speaker 4>are like, you're just histrionic, like you always think you're

485
00:33:21.000 --> 00:33:24.400
<v Speaker 4>in pain when you sit down, Gina, honey, it hurts

486
00:33:24.400 --> 00:33:25.319
<v Speaker 4>to have sex.

487
00:33:25.200 --> 00:33:29.359
<v Speaker 5>Well, and that's the doctors are probably like, oh, you're

488
00:33:29.400 --> 00:33:32.039
<v Speaker 5>imagining things. It's all in your head.

489
00:33:32.680 --> 00:33:36.279
<v Speaker 2>And helt and and.

490
00:33:36.200 --> 00:33:38.880
<v Speaker 5>Then when they actually do a scan and they're like,

491
00:33:39.079 --> 00:33:42.640
<v Speaker 5>holy crap, there's literally a pair of scissors or a

492
00:33:42.720 --> 00:33:44.559
<v Speaker 5>scalpel or whatever.

493
00:33:44.680 --> 00:33:47.880
<v Speaker 2>Twelve years and these are not forceps. I don't know

494
00:33:47.880 --> 00:33:51.119
<v Speaker 2>why they called them forceps, but I think they were

495
00:33:51.119 --> 00:33:54.079
<v Speaker 2>trying to make it sound better. But forceps could be

496
00:33:54.160 --> 00:33:58.200
<v Speaker 2>sucking there, but they're giant. I mean, think of solid

497
00:33:58.240 --> 00:34:02.319
<v Speaker 2>tongs like this, like, but this is what they called it, right.

498
00:34:02.359 --> 00:34:06.240
<v Speaker 5>Unless is unless, like we had some smaller forceps in

499
00:34:06.319 --> 00:34:11.599
<v Speaker 5>our office, okay, but we used them to like when

500
00:34:11.639 --> 00:34:15.119
<v Speaker 5>we were doing like removals and stuff like that. Or

501
00:34:16.119 --> 00:34:20.440
<v Speaker 5>forceps as a needle holder, you know what I mean.

502
00:34:20.840 --> 00:34:25.159
<v Speaker 2>Look at that one. Yeah migrated, it migrated clear into

503
00:34:25.199 --> 00:34:27.480
<v Speaker 2>the rib you guy trying to get out.

504
00:34:27.559 --> 00:34:32.000
<v Speaker 5>And we use these as well in a in female

505
00:34:32.119 --> 00:34:36.000
<v Speaker 5>surgeries because you need those little pinchers to.

506
00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:45.840
<v Speaker 2>Grab that cervix lunk. Sure, yeah, so m have fun. Yeah.

507
00:34:45.880 --> 00:34:49.639
<v Speaker 5>The next thing is really weird. So This is inhaled

508
00:34:49.920 --> 00:34:51.440
<v Speaker 5>or lodged in airway.

509
00:34:52.440 --> 00:34:52.920
<v Speaker 2>This one is.

510
00:34:54.800 --> 00:34:59.599
<v Speaker 5>A man in Massachusetts once had a pee sprout inside

511
00:34:59.599 --> 00:35:02.360
<v Speaker 5>his luck. We kind of talked about some other weird

512
00:35:02.960 --> 00:35:05.039
<v Speaker 5>like a tree sprouting and somebody.

513
00:35:04.840 --> 00:35:07.920
<v Speaker 2>You notice the women, No women get anything in their

514
00:35:07.960 --> 00:35:09.599
<v Speaker 2>lungs like this. Yes, this is so weird.

515
00:35:10.440 --> 00:35:15.719
<v Speaker 5>So doctors believe that it began germinating from an inhaled

516
00:35:15.960 --> 00:35:18.199
<v Speaker 5>pee while he was eating dinner.

517
00:35:18.920 --> 00:35:23.119
<v Speaker 2>That's crazy to me, that is crazy. Look at this.

518
00:35:26.119 --> 00:35:28.760
<v Speaker 2>He thought he had cancer, but checks out, you're just

519
00:35:28.800 --> 00:35:31.400
<v Speaker 2>growing a pee. Don't worry about it exactly.

520
00:35:31.480 --> 00:35:35.519
<v Speaker 5>And can you imagine, like they go, you got to

521
00:35:35.599 --> 00:35:38.320
<v Speaker 5>come in, you got to do a biopsy, and if

522
00:35:38.320 --> 00:35:41.239
<v Speaker 5>you're lung blah blah blah, and they go in and

523
00:35:41.280 --> 00:35:43.159
<v Speaker 5>they're like, what the hell, it's a.

524
00:35:43.199 --> 00:35:44.800
<v Speaker 2>Part going on with you.

525
00:35:46.719 --> 00:35:52.320
<v Speaker 5>And if you thought if you're eating canned peas, because

526
00:35:52.360 --> 00:35:54.800
<v Speaker 5>they said it was while he was, They thought it

527
00:35:54.840 --> 00:35:56.639
<v Speaker 5>was while he was eating dinner.

528
00:35:57.000 --> 00:35:59.000
<v Speaker 2>Can't come a fresh one.

529
00:35:59.440 --> 00:36:02.000
<v Speaker 5>It would have to be a seed, I would think

530
00:36:02.280 --> 00:36:02.559
<v Speaker 5>be able.

531
00:36:02.719 --> 00:36:08.360
<v Speaker 2>I would think not an actual. But kudos to whoever

532
00:36:08.440 --> 00:36:11.400
<v Speaker 2>had to take the funny picture because and he was

533
00:36:11.440 --> 00:36:12.400
<v Speaker 2>a sport man.

534
00:36:12.920 --> 00:36:17.280
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, do that he that he thought it was humorous. Later,

535
00:36:17.599 --> 00:36:21.920
<v Speaker 5>so the next thing is a toy whistle in a

536
00:36:22.039 --> 00:36:30.119
<v Speaker 5>child's lung constantly whistle coughed all the time, and they

537
00:36:30.119 --> 00:36:35.079
<v Speaker 5>couldn't figure out that's funny. These are pictures of bird whistles,

538
00:36:35.519 --> 00:36:42.360
<v Speaker 5>literal whistles shaped like birds. But they the child swallowed it,

539
00:36:42.599 --> 00:36:46.480
<v Speaker 5>and the parents took him to the hospital and they're like,

540
00:36:46.960 --> 00:36:50.400
<v Speaker 5>every time he coughs, he's making this weird whistling noise,

541
00:36:50.480 --> 00:36:52.039
<v Speaker 5>And turned out he whistles.

542
00:36:52.039 --> 00:36:53.480
<v Speaker 2>Why he works.

543
00:36:53.199 --> 00:36:59.280
<v Speaker 5>At a hundred percent one hundred boy, so extreme but

544
00:36:59.400 --> 00:37:05.239
<v Speaker 5>true case grenades or unexploded ordinances.

545
00:37:05.719 --> 00:37:08.559
<v Speaker 2>Boy do I got a picture for you here, because

546
00:37:08.840 --> 00:37:13.800
<v Speaker 2>this one blew me away, literally blew me that.

547
00:37:13.960 --> 00:37:18.679
<v Speaker 5>Is literally looks like artillery from a tank, and it.

548
00:37:18.760 --> 00:37:23.320
<v Speaker 2>Was world War wide stuck in his butt, and he

549
00:37:23.480 --> 00:37:27.199
<v Speaker 2>had to evacuate a whole hospital because he decided one

550
00:37:27.280 --> 00:37:31.400
<v Speaker 2>day he's gonna put this loaded shell up his ass.

551
00:37:33.320 --> 00:37:35.679
<v Speaker 2>This is the question I have, Like you're just sitting

552
00:37:35.679 --> 00:37:38.519
<v Speaker 2>there and you're eighty eight, and you've had this thing

553
00:37:38.679 --> 00:37:41.960
<v Speaker 2>for fifty years or something, and one day you're just like,

554
00:37:42.719 --> 00:37:43.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

555
00:37:43.519 --> 00:37:45.559
<v Speaker 5>You know what, I think it belongs to my butt

556
00:37:46.719 --> 00:37:57.119
<v Speaker 5>could work. But maybe in his defense military personnel retired,

557
00:37:58.159 --> 00:38:01.400
<v Speaker 5>all his family friends are gone and whatever. Maybe that

558
00:38:01.639 --> 00:38:08.119
<v Speaker 5>was his way of trying to do away with himself.

559
00:38:07.719 --> 00:38:16.519
<v Speaker 2>By yeah, because otherwise, you know, No, it's so strange.

560
00:38:16.800 --> 00:38:22.239
<v Speaker 5>Anytime you have military personnel or any kind of person

561
00:38:22.280 --> 00:38:27.519
<v Speaker 5>that comes in has grenades or live explosives that is

562
00:38:28.400 --> 00:38:31.280
<v Speaker 5>inside of their body, they have to have a bomb

563
00:38:31.320 --> 00:38:36.519
<v Speaker 5>disposal team on site in case they're needed.

564
00:38:37.159 --> 00:38:45.519
<v Speaker 2>People with loaded guns, well, yeah, hello, danger, Well stranger

565
00:38:45.719 --> 00:38:46.840
<v Speaker 2>danger is a thing.

566
00:38:47.280 --> 00:38:50.039
<v Speaker 5>But I don't think you need to shoot a pew

567
00:38:50.079 --> 00:38:52.599
<v Speaker 5>pew from your vabie. You know what I'm saying.

568
00:38:53.360 --> 00:38:55.880
<v Speaker 2>I think I think you're much safer if it's not

569
00:38:56.000 --> 00:38:58.840
<v Speaker 2>up there literally can see the bullets. I'm like, are

570
00:38:58.880 --> 00:38:59.800
<v Speaker 2>you insane?

571
00:39:00.079 --> 00:39:03.719
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, this is a loaded gun. Uh, now they're If

572
00:39:03.760 --> 00:39:11.159
<v Speaker 5>you're gonna play around with stupid toys like that, either

573
00:39:11.360 --> 00:39:15.599
<v Speaker 5>use a child's toy or use one that's not loaded.

574
00:39:15.639 --> 00:39:18.519
<v Speaker 5>And there's not one in the chamber, just saying that's

575
00:39:18.840 --> 00:39:24.800
<v Speaker 5>very not smart because again, uh, musicians, rounds, they can explode,

576
00:39:25.199 --> 00:39:29.400
<v Speaker 5>especially because there's oxygen and stuff in the operating room.

577
00:39:29.320 --> 00:39:33.239
<v Speaker 2>So kaboom ship everywhere.

578
00:39:35.679 --> 00:39:37.519
<v Speaker 5>It's kind of like the human centipede.

579
00:39:38.000 --> 00:39:42.519
<v Speaker 2>I do this one. This is a woman and can

580
00:39:42.559 --> 00:39:48.440
<v Speaker 2>I say ouch, because she's got littigation around it because

581
00:39:48.480 --> 00:39:53.360
<v Speaker 2>they're scared. They had to tie it off and ligature.

582
00:39:53.599 --> 00:39:59.199
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, this one, this one is a light now because

583
00:39:59.199 --> 00:40:09.480
<v Speaker 5>I misspoke. This one is a picture of them removing

584
00:40:10.480 --> 00:40:16.800
<v Speaker 5>ever so gently a full light bulb. She's got a

585
00:40:16.800 --> 00:40:20.840
<v Speaker 5>catheter in place. They've got a speculum. It's tied off,

586
00:40:21.079 --> 00:40:24.719
<v Speaker 5>like Heidi said, But with light bulbs, you have to

587
00:40:24.760 --> 00:40:28.719
<v Speaker 5>be very careful because the glass is very thin and

588
00:40:28.760 --> 00:40:33.079
<v Speaker 5>it can shatter. And back in the day because this

589
00:40:33.639 --> 00:40:37.360
<v Speaker 5>is the old timey light bulbs, they actually have fluorescent

590
00:40:37.440 --> 00:40:41.119
<v Speaker 5>powder inside of them and metal wire.

591
00:40:41.400 --> 00:40:46.599
<v Speaker 2>So not a good plan. Tread light another toy, Yeah,

592
00:40:46.760 --> 00:40:50.440
<v Speaker 2>find another thing that that's this is a bad idea.

593
00:40:51.159 --> 00:40:54.880
<v Speaker 2>And that's all. Like, I don't know what else we

594
00:40:54.920 --> 00:40:55.800
<v Speaker 2>can say about that.

595
00:40:55.960 --> 00:41:02.559
<v Speaker 5>So fully swallowed cutlery as an other thing is especially

596
00:41:02.559 --> 00:41:09.119
<v Speaker 5>with patients again with psychiatric disorders or prison inmates, spoons, forks,

597
00:41:09.159 --> 00:41:14.559
<v Speaker 5>and even knives. Sometimes they do it to be taken

598
00:41:14.679 --> 00:41:19.719
<v Speaker 5>to the hospital. Other times they do it just because

599
00:41:20.840 --> 00:41:24.159
<v Speaker 5>they don't really realize what they're doing. And there have

600
00:41:24.280 --> 00:41:30.599
<v Speaker 5>been cases where they have had full sets of silverware

601
00:41:30.800 --> 00:41:32.880
<v Speaker 5>inside of a patient's gut.

602
00:41:34.119 --> 00:41:36.840
<v Speaker 2>Yep, And this is why we only use plastic. And

603
00:41:36.960 --> 00:41:41.519
<v Speaker 2>we do a cutlery count at the end of your lunch.

604
00:41:41.880 --> 00:41:47.280
<v Speaker 5>So if you're looking for service for eight, look inside jobs.

605
00:41:47.440 --> 00:41:50.599
<v Speaker 2>We got three. Yeah, Bob's got three. But we do

606
00:41:50.679 --> 00:41:53.880
<v Speaker 2>have a better collection. Of course. I don't want to

607
00:41:53.920 --> 00:41:57.760
<v Speaker 2>let you guys down, because you know, people be wild

608
00:41:57.880 --> 00:42:01.199
<v Speaker 2>about this stuff, right you can just leave them in

609
00:42:01.239 --> 00:42:05.039
<v Speaker 2>the lurches with one little cutlery here. Let me find

610
00:42:05.679 --> 00:42:08.880
<v Speaker 2>where it's quite the spread. And I was like, are

611
00:42:08.920 --> 00:42:12.320
<v Speaker 2>you serious right now? Oh much?

612
00:42:12.360 --> 00:42:15.760
<v Speaker 5>And that's why a lot of facilities, whether it be

613
00:42:17.800 --> 00:42:24.679
<v Speaker 5>that that is literally an entire uh, I don't even

614
00:42:24.760 --> 00:42:28.039
<v Speaker 5>know it at all. I think that's like that is

615
00:42:28.559 --> 00:42:29.480
<v Speaker 5>some stuff there.

616
00:42:30.320 --> 00:42:32.559
<v Speaker 2>I think this is one at a time.

617
00:42:32.960 --> 00:42:37.000
<v Speaker 5>This is we're gonna talk about this diagnosis later.

618
00:42:37.719 --> 00:42:40.800
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I just had photo and it's it's.

619
00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:46.719
<v Speaker 5>When people suffer from malnutrition and so they swallow foreign

620
00:42:46.840 --> 00:42:50.960
<v Speaker 5>objects because it's.

621
00:42:50.840 --> 00:42:53.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't know this one was psychiatric, so I placed

622
00:42:53.920 --> 00:42:55.760
<v Speaker 2>it here it could I might bring it up.

623
00:42:56.360 --> 00:43:03.360
<v Speaker 5>You see, part of it is safety pins. He's got buttons.

624
00:43:04.320 --> 00:43:07.360
<v Speaker 5>I don't know what's waezers.

625
00:43:07.800 --> 00:43:11.079
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know. He's got so much stuff that

626
00:43:11.199 --> 00:43:14.199
<v Speaker 2>I was like, this one I think is true psych

627
00:43:14.280 --> 00:43:18.039
<v Speaker 2>instead of pika. But it's hard to say because maybe

628
00:43:18.079 --> 00:43:20.440
<v Speaker 2>he had PIKA and that made him look crazy. But

629
00:43:21.079 --> 00:43:25.920
<v Speaker 2>it's a hard guess. I meant to the hospital.

630
00:43:25.119 --> 00:43:33.119
<v Speaker 5>Thimbles, like sewing thimbles that's old. Uh yeah. A lot

631
00:43:33.119 --> 00:43:36.559
<v Speaker 5>of this stuff are the rusted.

632
00:43:38.000 --> 00:43:41.400
<v Speaker 2>They look kind of like old fashioning hairpins. Maybe from

633
00:43:42.039 --> 00:43:43.000
<v Speaker 2>this guy.

634
00:43:43.119 --> 00:43:48.840
<v Speaker 5>Literally he is another psychiatric patient, but he literally they

635
00:43:48.960 --> 00:43:53.920
<v Speaker 5>filled up an entire table top with the contents that

636
00:43:53.960 --> 00:43:56.639
<v Speaker 5>they removed from his stomach.

637
00:43:57.599 --> 00:43:59.639
<v Speaker 2>Somebody made it pretty cool, like a man like.

638
00:44:00.360 --> 00:44:04.679
<v Speaker 5>It looks like a mosaic pile that you would put

639
00:44:04.679 --> 00:44:15.360
<v Speaker 5>it in your bathroom. So along with rectal foreign bodies,

640
00:44:15.400 --> 00:44:20.199
<v Speaker 5>which light bulbs, things like that glass bottom, so beer

641
00:44:21.000 --> 00:44:33.159
<v Speaker 5>or soda bottles are common, like I said, like deodorant cans, aerosol,

642
00:44:33.280 --> 00:44:42.679
<v Speaker 5>hairspray cans, flashlights, electronic toothbrushes, vegetables, live animals.

643
00:44:42.960 --> 00:44:45.400
<v Speaker 2>This is what happens when you put a deodorant top

644
00:44:45.480 --> 00:44:48.679
<v Speaker 2>up there and you don't tell anyone for twenty years.

645
00:44:49.360 --> 00:44:55.039
<v Speaker 2>And this is the encapsulation that encapsulated around the deodorant top.

646
00:44:55.920 --> 00:44:58.320
<v Speaker 5>And I thought it, thought it was a tumor.

647
00:44:59.119 --> 00:45:03.639
<v Speaker 2>Impressive pressed me, could you imagine, don't worry, She's not

648
00:45:03.760 --> 00:45:06.679
<v Speaker 2>going to die. She just shoved a deodorantop up.

649
00:45:06.559 --> 00:45:10.440
<v Speaker 5>Her cross and it literally I want to know where

650
00:45:10.480 --> 00:45:11.800
<v Speaker 5>the rest of the.

651
00:45:12.679 --> 00:45:17.039
<v Speaker 2>Ooh she got. You know what it was, Janet. The Okay,

652
00:45:17.079 --> 00:45:19.800
<v Speaker 2>the clamping that we talk about happened and she had

653
00:45:19.840 --> 00:45:21.960
<v Speaker 2>the whole thing up there and she pulled and the

654
00:45:22.039 --> 00:45:25.880
<v Speaker 2>can came out and the lid stayed and she probably

655
00:45:25.960 --> 00:45:28.559
<v Speaker 2>went was that did that have a lid on it?

656
00:45:28.679 --> 00:45:29.159
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

657
00:45:29.880 --> 00:45:34.599
<v Speaker 5>So if anybody has ever seen like what black walnuts

658
00:45:34.920 --> 00:45:40.039
<v Speaker 5>look like, they got that green outer coating. It's really

659
00:45:40.119 --> 00:45:42.800
<v Speaker 5>thick or whatever that surrounds the black walnut.

660
00:45:43.480 --> 00:45:46.800
<v Speaker 2>It almost looks like an avocado. Janet, It's like the

661
00:45:46.880 --> 00:45:49.519
<v Speaker 2>avocado and the deodorant cap is the seed.

662
00:45:50.880 --> 00:45:54.079
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's pretty crazy, but a kudos to the body

663
00:45:54.199 --> 00:45:59.400
<v Speaker 5>for doing that, because well, again, microplastics right.

664
00:46:00.159 --> 00:46:03.679
<v Speaker 2>Was actually pretty bad when they did it. They said

665
00:46:03.719 --> 00:46:08.440
<v Speaker 2>it was putrid, so too. This one was the worst,

666
00:46:08.639 --> 00:46:12.039
<v Speaker 2>probably one of the worst ones I saw. So this

667
00:46:12.239 --> 00:46:17.639
<v Speaker 2>is their finding of it. Okay, this is a wooden apple.

668
00:46:17.800 --> 00:46:19.719
<v Speaker 2>Back in the day when we had all I had it.

669
00:46:19.599 --> 00:46:24.159
<v Speaker 5>I would food on their candle or whatever in candle.

670
00:46:25.679 --> 00:46:28.840
<v Speaker 2>My grandpa would always say, you and your stupid fake

671
00:46:29.079 --> 00:46:31.480
<v Speaker 2>stuff because I had a semon roll candle once and

672
00:46:31.519 --> 00:46:38.400
<v Speaker 2>he bid it. You would just do stuff to eat this. Yeah, this,

673
00:46:38.960 --> 00:46:42.639
<v Speaker 2>so I guess this is what I read. I don't

674
00:46:42.639 --> 00:46:46.440
<v Speaker 2>know that sometimes they'll put these wooden apples there on

675
00:46:46.519 --> 00:46:50.480
<v Speaker 2>purpose to help people with bladder leaking. Don't do that.

676
00:46:50.840 --> 00:46:53.079
<v Speaker 2>It's stupid, It's not going to work.

677
00:46:54.639 --> 00:46:59.519
<v Speaker 5>There's a story coming up about somebody doing something with

678
00:46:59.639 --> 00:47:03.599
<v Speaker 5>another object to.

679
00:47:02.239 --> 00:47:07.280
<v Speaker 2>Keep it safe and fixed or whatever. This is the shards,

680
00:47:07.320 --> 00:47:09.719
<v Speaker 2>and can you imagine like what if what if they

681
00:47:09.719 --> 00:47:13.159
<v Speaker 2>didn't get it all? Like right? I have so many

682
00:47:13.239 --> 00:47:15.960
<v Speaker 2>questions there. I don't know. I think I would have

683
00:47:16.000 --> 00:47:18.440
<v Speaker 2>dilated her if I was the doctor, which I mean,

684
00:47:19.639 --> 00:47:21.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Maybe they did get it out. That

685
00:47:21.480 --> 00:47:27.039
<v Speaker 2>says broken after extraction, so hopefully yeah, sounds like afterwards.

686
00:47:27.000 --> 00:47:30.440
<v Speaker 5>So why did they fail the need to break it?

687
00:47:30.800 --> 00:47:33.760
<v Speaker 2>I wonder if they were looking inside for tumor growth

688
00:47:34.440 --> 00:47:37.960
<v Speaker 2>or like cells to like test you know what I'm saying,

689
00:47:38.400 --> 00:47:41.119
<v Speaker 2>like to see what was the cells were growing. But

690
00:47:41.840 --> 00:47:45.039
<v Speaker 2>I would definitely dilate and try to keep intact because

691
00:47:45.320 --> 00:47:46.000
<v Speaker 2>it's way.

692
00:47:45.840 --> 00:47:51.159
<v Speaker 5>Better because hello, it's would you know what it feels

693
00:47:51.199 --> 00:47:55.880
<v Speaker 5>like a year a splinter under your fingernail or something.

694
00:47:55.920 --> 00:48:01.559
<v Speaker 5>I can't imagine a splendor splinter in your the j Oh.

695
00:48:01.480 --> 00:48:04.559
<v Speaker 2>Yes, we gotta start this way. We got to start

696
00:48:04.559 --> 00:48:09.719
<v Speaker 2>with this picture. Everybody remembers. Now, just remember people just

697
00:48:09.800 --> 00:48:12.960
<v Speaker 2>like in Mean Girls, when they said I think it

698
00:48:13.000 --> 00:48:15.960
<v Speaker 2>was Mean Girls, right, was it? No, it was a

699
00:48:15.960 --> 00:48:17.880
<v Speaker 2>different show. I think it was super bad And they

700
00:48:17.880 --> 00:48:19.840
<v Speaker 2>were like, you pee your pants in the sixth grade,

701
00:48:19.840 --> 00:48:23.920
<v Speaker 2>and he was like, that was forever ago. People don't forget.

702
00:48:23.880 --> 00:48:26.920
<v Speaker 5>That is true. And this is a picture of Richard

703
00:48:27.000 --> 00:48:37.440
<v Speaker 5>Gear and his butt, his bloody gerbil hamster. I this

704
00:48:37.679 --> 00:48:44.199
<v Speaker 5>is disturbingly gross. But I have seen a patient that

705
00:48:44.480 --> 00:48:52.079
<v Speaker 5>had a dead mouse in a baggy that was up

706
00:48:52.119 --> 00:48:56.559
<v Speaker 5>and there running around and they are disease carrying you

707
00:48:56.599 --> 00:48:57.280
<v Speaker 5>know what I'm saying.

708
00:48:57.280 --> 00:49:03.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that would like not make me. I don't relax

709
00:49:04.000 --> 00:49:08.639
<v Speaker 2>knowing there's something you know this one too? See the

710
00:49:08.679 --> 00:49:12.880
<v Speaker 2>feet and the tail.

711
00:49:13.920 --> 00:49:16.039
<v Speaker 5>Oh it's a is it like a dinosaur?

712
00:49:16.760 --> 00:49:18.760
<v Speaker 2>I think it's I actually think it's a lizard.

713
00:49:19.800 --> 00:49:24.280
<v Speaker 5>Oh Lord help, no, mm hmmm, that would be like

714
00:49:24.400 --> 00:49:29.800
<v Speaker 5>putting a snake in your booter like the eel. Uh yeah, No, it.

715
00:49:29.880 --> 00:49:32.840
<v Speaker 2>Looks like a male pelvis, so I'm guessing this is

716
00:49:32.880 --> 00:49:38.960
<v Speaker 2>a butt because the female pelvis is more round. But yeah,

717
00:49:39.360 --> 00:49:42.400
<v Speaker 2>that plan, y'all don't do it. And I have some

718
00:49:42.480 --> 00:49:44.920
<v Speaker 2>pictures of what happens when you do these things. But

719
00:49:45.079 --> 00:49:47.199
<v Speaker 2>after we talk about the live fish that went in

720
00:49:47.239 --> 00:49:52.480
<v Speaker 2>the lung, what the hell? Not on purpose either, this

721
00:49:52.800 --> 00:49:53.480
<v Speaker 2>just happened.

722
00:49:57.320 --> 00:50:02.280
<v Speaker 5>I don't like, did they inhale this fish and it

723
00:50:02.360 --> 00:50:03.159
<v Speaker 5>went in the room.

724
00:50:03.199 --> 00:50:09.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I think what they said something about the choking,

725
00:50:09.599 --> 00:50:12.440
<v Speaker 2>Like I think they might have choked or something, and

726
00:50:12.480 --> 00:50:15.920
<v Speaker 2>they were eating I don't even know, but live fish.

727
00:50:16.119 --> 00:50:19.920
<v Speaker 2>And there's others. There's another one with like a squid thing.

728
00:50:20.599 --> 00:50:23.760
<v Speaker 2>You guys out there in Asia, you gotta watch yourselves

729
00:50:23.800 --> 00:50:30.000
<v Speaker 2>because these things they don't seem quite right. And you know, yeah,

730
00:50:30.039 --> 00:50:33.480
<v Speaker 2>some of it is terrifying, like the woman ate it

731
00:50:33.599 --> 00:50:36.800
<v Speaker 2>by a squid. So I'm going to read this because

732
00:50:36.840 --> 00:50:39.880
<v Speaker 2>it was so bananas. You'll never want to eat calamari again.

733
00:50:39.960 --> 00:50:42.480
<v Speaker 2>After this, When a sixty three year old South Korean

734
00:50:42.519 --> 00:50:46.800
<v Speaker 2>woman began tucking or tucking into a portion of cooked

735
00:50:46.800 --> 00:50:49.920
<v Speaker 2>whole squid, she felt a sharp prickling sensation in her mouth.

736
00:50:50.320 --> 00:50:54.880
<v Speaker 2>What she was actually chewing on was sperm sacks squid spermataphores.

737
00:50:54.960 --> 00:50:59.760
<v Speaker 2>To be precise, These forcefully shoot sperm, which then in

738
00:51:00.079 --> 00:51:05.119
<v Speaker 2>bed itself in everywhere. So doctors found baby cephala pods

739
00:51:05.159 --> 00:51:08.920
<v Speaker 2>attached to the woman's gums, tongues, cheek covered, and cent

740
00:51:09.039 --> 00:51:11.480
<v Speaker 2>like substances to make them stick. So I'm wondering if

741
00:51:11.519 --> 00:51:14.320
<v Speaker 2>the same thing happened with the fish, and you thought

742
00:51:14.360 --> 00:51:16.880
<v Speaker 2>this only happened in Hunta.

743
00:51:18.320 --> 00:51:22.519
<v Speaker 5>That is remind me not to ever eat a live squid.

744
00:51:22.679 --> 00:51:24.360
<v Speaker 5>I don't really like squid anyway.

745
00:51:24.559 --> 00:51:26.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't like a live stuff.

746
00:51:26.519 --> 00:51:30.239
<v Speaker 5>I want to Alamari is okay as long as it's crunchy,

747
00:51:30.400 --> 00:51:34.519
<v Speaker 5>But I like I've had the octopus, but it's so

748
00:51:34.960 --> 00:51:38.079
<v Speaker 5>like rubbery. It tastes like you're chomping on a piece

749
00:51:38.119 --> 00:51:38.800
<v Speaker 5>of shoe.

750
00:51:39.000 --> 00:51:42.480
<v Speaker 2>Speaking of octopus, women be sticking that up there in

751
00:51:42.599 --> 00:51:45.239
<v Speaker 2>Asia and I couldn't find a picture of that. But

752
00:51:45.280 --> 00:51:48.960
<v Speaker 2>there is pictures of that, not medical grade pictures. There

753
00:51:48.960 --> 00:51:51.199
<v Speaker 2>are pictures that I wasn't putting.

754
00:51:55.239 --> 00:51:57.719
<v Speaker 5>Might have come from love dot com.

755
00:51:58.280 --> 00:52:01.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know you guys, octopus If you go look

756
00:52:01.719 --> 00:52:05.599
<v Speaker 2>it up. There's this little story documentary about an octopus.

757
00:52:05.599 --> 00:52:08.360
<v Speaker 2>They're smart and they have feelings, and that is just

758
00:52:08.480 --> 00:52:10.679
<v Speaker 2>messed up. So that's what I'm saying with that.

759
00:52:11.239 --> 00:52:13.599
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and it's like, no, I don't want to go

760
00:52:13.679 --> 00:52:15.320
<v Speaker 5>in the cave. I don't want to.

761
00:52:15.800 --> 00:52:20.079
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure it's crying for help. I can't imagine. Oh

762
00:52:20.119 --> 00:52:26.079
<v Speaker 2>my lord instead oh my gosh. Well, yeah, and when

763
00:52:26.199 --> 00:52:29.360
<v Speaker 2>when you do stupid games, you get stupid prizes, and

764
00:52:29.400 --> 00:52:32.400
<v Speaker 2>this is what we're going to talk about. Oh y, yes,

765
00:52:33.360 --> 00:52:35.920
<v Speaker 2>when you guys play around with things that don't fit,

766
00:52:36.559 --> 00:52:39.360
<v Speaker 2>if it just doesn't fit right, kind of like the

767
00:52:39.400 --> 00:52:44.519
<v Speaker 2>whole O. J. Simpson, don't do it, hello, or you

768
00:52:44.599 --> 00:52:48.079
<v Speaker 2>might rupture some stuff and then it will come out.

769
00:52:48.480 --> 00:52:54.440
<v Speaker 5>And for people that are not looking, this is literally

770
00:52:54.960 --> 00:52:59.800
<v Speaker 5>a prolapse this woman has where her insides are on

771
00:52:59.840 --> 00:53:05.039
<v Speaker 5>her her outside. Now I've seen anal prolapses.

772
00:53:06.199 --> 00:53:07.920
<v Speaker 2>We're going to show it at.

773
00:53:08.440 --> 00:53:11.960
<v Speaker 5>Fistilla's and all kinds of stuff where holes are poked

774
00:53:12.119 --> 00:53:14.400
<v Speaker 5>because of things.

775
00:53:14.840 --> 00:53:18.360
<v Speaker 2>Let's see, this is her bladder fully coming out of

776
00:53:18.400 --> 00:53:22.400
<v Speaker 2>her body because a either she's old and that just happens,

777
00:53:22.480 --> 00:53:25.199
<v Speaker 2>or b you damage something while you were playing around.

778
00:53:25.679 --> 00:53:30.079
<v Speaker 2>So this can naturally happen your bladder. This isn't. I

779
00:53:30.119 --> 00:53:32.920
<v Speaker 2>want to tell people this too. This is a medical emergency.

780
00:53:32.920 --> 00:53:36.559
<v Speaker 2>If this happens on, it's on. You wrap it in

781
00:53:36.639 --> 00:53:40.519
<v Speaker 2>a bag with a little bit of moisture and get

782
00:53:40.559 --> 00:53:43.280
<v Speaker 2>the hell to a hospital or you're going to die.

783
00:53:43.760 --> 00:53:47.840
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I remember the first time as a young nurse.

784
00:53:48.800 --> 00:53:51.559
<v Speaker 2>This is funny. I was ordered to put a catheter

785
00:53:51.639 --> 00:53:54.920
<v Speaker 2>in a lady. She was super old. And I went

786
00:53:54.960 --> 00:53:57.199
<v Speaker 2>in there and I went to put it in and

787
00:53:57.320 --> 00:54:02.159
<v Speaker 2>I saw this, okay, and I freaked the hell out.

788
00:54:02.320 --> 00:54:04.400
<v Speaker 2>I went and got somebody else and I said, she's

789
00:54:04.480 --> 00:54:09.920
<v Speaker 2>having a baby. She's crowning, started laughing so bad, and

790
00:54:09.960 --> 00:54:13.079
<v Speaker 2>they said, stupid. You're doing the catheter to shrink it

791
00:54:13.400 --> 00:54:16.639
<v Speaker 2>back up in. I said, no, it won't, it's coming out.

792
00:54:16.679 --> 00:54:19.639
<v Speaker 2>And she said put the catheter in, and sure enough

793
00:54:19.679 --> 00:54:24.360
<v Speaker 2>I watched it. It was so crazy, right, I couldn't believe it.

794
00:54:24.840 --> 00:54:30.039
<v Speaker 2>I thought that poor lady was having a baby. Mm hmm. Yeah.

795
00:54:30.079 --> 00:54:34.280
<v Speaker 5>And if it's very this is a prolapsed victim. And

796
00:54:34.400 --> 00:54:43.360
<v Speaker 5>this definitely, this definitely is from insertion stuff and that's

797
00:54:43.400 --> 00:54:46.840
<v Speaker 5>what has one. Oh yeah, that's a dude.

798
00:54:47.400 --> 00:54:49.159
<v Speaker 2>Good lord, that's the whole thing.

799
00:54:49.519 --> 00:54:54.039
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, like your whole entire rectum is now outside of

800
00:54:54.079 --> 00:55:00.000
<v Speaker 5>your body. So probably not a great idea.

801
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:06.559
<v Speaker 2>And you were talking about sticking things up the pee hole.

802
00:55:07.519 --> 00:55:11.199
<v Speaker 5>This one is actually stabbed in the in the underside

803
00:55:11.239 --> 00:55:11.760
<v Speaker 5>of the ship.

804
00:55:11.920 --> 00:55:14.760
<v Speaker 2>I think I think they decided to take it out

805
00:55:14.800 --> 00:55:17.039
<v Speaker 2>that side other than bring it back through. They said

806
00:55:17.039 --> 00:55:19.159
<v Speaker 2>it was a purposeful entry.

807
00:55:20.519 --> 00:55:23.119
<v Speaker 5>And then the whole that's that's like a big thing.

808
00:55:23.360 --> 00:55:29.599
<v Speaker 5>And if you think about all of the transition surgeries

809
00:55:29.679 --> 00:55:33.159
<v Speaker 5>that have gone on lately in the last couple of years,

810
00:55:34.000 --> 00:55:38.280
<v Speaker 5>they have to do dilation. Multiple times.

811
00:55:38.280 --> 00:55:42.159
<v Speaker 2>We have had I have had to do dilation of

812
00:55:42.199 --> 00:55:46.880
<v Speaker 2>a person and I felt like a rapist and they

813
00:55:47.079 --> 00:55:51.480
<v Speaker 2>scream and scream, and I will remind you guys, and

814
00:55:51.559 --> 00:55:54.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't care what people want to do. Look you're

815
00:55:54.119 --> 00:55:56.320
<v Speaker 2>if you're an adult. Now I do care for kids,

816
00:55:56.400 --> 00:55:58.639
<v Speaker 2>but if you're an adult, do it. But you might

817
00:55:58.679 --> 00:56:00.559
<v Speaker 2>want to look up what happened to the first man

818
00:56:00.559 --> 00:56:04.760
<v Speaker 2>that ever fully transitioned over. He killed himself. Why Because

819
00:56:04.760 --> 00:56:10.000
<v Speaker 2>they have chronic infections, they cannot orgasm anymore hardly at all.

820
00:56:10.079 --> 00:56:12.519
<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying ever, So don't come at me right

821
00:56:12.719 --> 00:56:16.440
<v Speaker 2>like very rarely. It messes with how it feels. Okay,

822
00:56:16.440 --> 00:56:18.960
<v Speaker 2>in general, it's going to be a change of sensation,

823
00:56:19.840 --> 00:56:23.559
<v Speaker 2>and they got super depressed in our day. Me and

824
00:56:23.599 --> 00:56:26.440
<v Speaker 2>Jana are close to the same age. Look, you just

825
00:56:26.639 --> 00:56:28.840
<v Speaker 2>dressed up in the panties and called it good and

826
00:56:29.679 --> 00:56:32.239
<v Speaker 2>you know what they like. I used to date yea,

827
00:56:32.960 --> 00:56:36.519
<v Speaker 2>the panties and well, I don't care, but you might

828
00:56:36.559 --> 00:56:39.360
<v Speaker 2>want to leave your good bits alone because they still work. Now.

829
00:56:39.400 --> 00:56:42.000
<v Speaker 2>If you still want to cut off after hearing about

830
00:56:42.000 --> 00:56:44.559
<v Speaker 2>all this, do it. I don't care well.

831
00:56:44.679 --> 00:56:49.559
<v Speaker 5>And even when you do, because there's things like labial

832
00:56:49.760 --> 00:56:53.480
<v Speaker 5>reduction and all those kind of things messes with it.

833
00:56:53.639 --> 00:56:58.000
<v Speaker 5>Area of your body has so many nerve endings and

834
00:56:58.280 --> 00:57:01.440
<v Speaker 5>so much blood flow to the at that when you

835
00:57:01.639 --> 00:57:05.800
<v Speaker 5>disrupt that, whether it's a labial reduction, whether it's some

836
00:57:05.920 --> 00:57:10.079
<v Speaker 5>kind of surgery in the area for something else, or

837
00:57:10.119 --> 00:57:12.679
<v Speaker 5>if it's a transition surgery.

838
00:57:12.440 --> 00:57:13.280
<v Speaker 2>It will change you.

839
00:57:13.440 --> 00:57:17.760
<v Speaker 5>For you absolutely destroy that same thing as like having

840
00:57:17.760 --> 00:57:20.920
<v Speaker 5>a baby. If they cut you, if you rip it here,

841
00:57:21.400 --> 00:57:23.679
<v Speaker 5>it decreases your sensation.

842
00:57:24.480 --> 00:57:27.000
<v Speaker 2>And here's the thing, people, let's be honest, Since when

843
00:57:27.039 --> 00:57:31.480
<v Speaker 2>did the Jenna Jamison crotch be such a problem we

844
00:57:31.559 --> 00:57:34.000
<v Speaker 2>went from the big inside lips to the hot dog

845
00:57:34.039 --> 00:57:37.400
<v Speaker 2>bun that looks like a child's, which I have question

846
00:57:37.519 --> 00:57:42.239
<v Speaker 2>about now that the childlike one is more sexy. But

847
00:57:42.599 --> 00:57:46.760
<v Speaker 2>it's normal to have labia. It's normal to have labias

848
00:57:46.800 --> 00:57:50.920
<v Speaker 2>of all shaped sizes whatever. Like. I'm not saying the

849
00:57:50.960 --> 00:57:54.480
<v Speaker 2>ones better than the I don't care, okay, but I

850
00:57:54.519 --> 00:57:58.840
<v Speaker 2>do think that unless it's causing you a medical problem,

851
00:57:59.079 --> 00:58:02.000
<v Speaker 2>which can happen, they can get crazy. I have.

852
00:58:02.599 --> 00:58:05.480
<v Speaker 5>I've seen them too where it's like if you're like,

853
00:58:05.880 --> 00:58:08.960
<v Speaker 5>okay on the ground, yeah.

854
00:58:08.679 --> 00:58:10.519
<v Speaker 2>That's a different thing here, and it's still going to

855
00:58:10.599 --> 00:58:15.880
<v Speaker 2>change the sensation. But unless it's that, really think about

856
00:58:15.880 --> 00:58:19.039
<v Speaker 2>this because if you're doing stuff for a fad that

857
00:58:19.159 --> 00:58:21.199
<v Speaker 2>might go out of fashion and then you want to

858
00:58:21.239 --> 00:58:24.320
<v Speaker 2>go sew them back on later or something like. I

859
00:58:24.320 --> 00:58:26.519
<v Speaker 2>don't think we should look like children. I get I

860
00:58:26.519 --> 00:58:29.159
<v Speaker 2>don't want to look like a grown roast beef sandwich either,

861
00:58:29.239 --> 00:58:32.559
<v Speaker 2>but there's gotta be some middle ground, and some of

862
00:58:32.639 --> 00:58:35.840
<v Speaker 2>us are just born different or whatever, like I don't know.

863
00:58:36.239 --> 00:58:40.400
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I guess I guess grateful as I'm grateful

864
00:58:40.400 --> 00:58:43.559
<v Speaker 2>that I don't need any surgeries. But I'm just saying like,

865
00:58:43.760 --> 00:58:47.679
<v Speaker 2>if you did, that's okay, but just know that you

866
00:58:47.800 --> 00:58:49.800
<v Speaker 2>might have some serious repercussions.

867
00:58:50.599 --> 00:58:55.519
<v Speaker 5>And if you do have something severe like that that

868
00:58:55.639 --> 00:58:58.000
<v Speaker 5>you need to take care of and you don't want

869
00:58:58.000 --> 00:59:02.320
<v Speaker 5>to be a piled high roast beef anymore. But just

870
00:59:02.440 --> 00:59:06.039
<v Speaker 5>know it's gonna change your nerve endings, your blood supply,

871
00:59:06.239 --> 00:59:07.039
<v Speaker 5>all of that stuff.

872
00:59:07.400 --> 00:59:10.239
<v Speaker 2>Unless sure, a porn star, My hell, do you really care?

873
00:59:10.440 --> 00:59:13.760
<v Speaker 2>Unless you are like like deformed down there. I mean,

874
00:59:13.800 --> 00:59:17.360
<v Speaker 2>I get it. If you're you've got something crazy, I'll

875
00:59:17.400 --> 00:59:20.960
<v Speaker 2>fix it. But honestly, it's became too silly.

876
00:59:22.360 --> 00:59:28.480
<v Speaker 5>It's yeah, it's an elective, elective surgery anymore to have that.

877
00:59:28.639 --> 00:59:32.639
<v Speaker 5>It's a fad and a trend to have your labia

878
00:59:33.679 --> 00:59:39.599
<v Speaker 5>short off or in the transition part for them to

879
00:59:40.199 --> 00:59:44.079
<v Speaker 5>literally whack your tally whacker in two with a jibber

880
00:59:44.199 --> 00:59:47.400
<v Speaker 5>saw and then sew that on for labia.

881
00:59:48.159 --> 00:59:51.199
<v Speaker 2>You know, I can't, I can't imagine. But this is

882
00:59:51.239 --> 00:59:54.239
<v Speaker 2>one thing I will say is the women that transition,

883
00:59:54.639 --> 00:59:58.719
<v Speaker 2>they know they don't try to usually make a dick.

884
00:59:59.039 --> 01:00:01.920
<v Speaker 2>They don't because they I know, you get the penis

885
01:00:01.920 --> 01:00:03.280
<v Speaker 2>pump in the whole thing. It's not going to be

886
01:00:03.320 --> 01:00:05.760
<v Speaker 2>the same they leave their bottom business alone. They might

887
01:00:05.760 --> 01:00:09.400
<v Speaker 2>cut their boobs off and whatever whatever, but you know,

888
01:00:09.440 --> 01:00:12.400
<v Speaker 2>they get on hormones. Things do grow. I mean, if

889
01:00:12.400 --> 01:00:15.119
<v Speaker 2>anybody saw China the wrestler, I should have put a

890
01:00:15.119 --> 01:00:20.239
<v Speaker 2>picture of that. But yeah, things get crazy. But other

891
01:00:20.360 --> 01:00:25.159
<v Speaker 2>than that, just leave it alone. For heaven's sakes. I mean,

892
01:00:25.199 --> 01:00:28.840
<v Speaker 2>at least enjoy your sex life if you're I don't know,

893
01:00:29.119 --> 01:00:30.039
<v Speaker 2>I just couldn't do it.

894
01:00:30.679 --> 01:00:33.559
<v Speaker 5>And a lot of times that stuff is self inflicted,

895
01:00:33.960 --> 01:00:37.360
<v Speaker 5>especially if you have really long ones, because people do

896
01:00:37.480 --> 01:00:41.800
<v Speaker 5>stretching and they like hang things from clips on it,

897
01:00:42.000 --> 01:00:43.280
<v Speaker 5>like weights and whatever.

898
01:00:43.480 --> 01:00:46.039
<v Speaker 2>So don't do that. Don't do any of that weird

899
01:00:46.079 --> 01:00:51.679
<v Speaker 2>stuff either, do your kegles and move on. There was

900
01:00:51.800 --> 01:00:54.199
<v Speaker 2>one picture you had of glass in the vagina and

901
01:00:54.239 --> 01:00:56.119
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't find any of that. So here you go,

902
01:00:56.199 --> 01:00:57.280
<v Speaker 2>here's a glass vagina.

903
01:00:57.440 --> 01:01:01.480
<v Speaker 5>Oh there you go. Yeah, I people do weird things,

904
01:01:01.639 --> 01:01:08.480
<v Speaker 5>and so a cell phone, it says bizarre cases and

905
01:01:08.800 --> 01:01:12.320
<v Speaker 5>multiple cases of not just one. Again, this is a

906
01:01:12.400 --> 01:01:17.920
<v Speaker 5>lot of people. Women inserted cell phones during intimate play.

907
01:01:18.079 --> 01:01:23.119
<v Speaker 5>Vibrations made removal tricky because it made the cell phone

908
01:01:23.519 --> 01:01:25.119
<v Speaker 5>move up in the canal.

909
01:01:26.039 --> 01:01:28.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, let's not do that.

910
01:01:29.039 --> 01:01:32.559
<v Speaker 5>So that perfume bottles.

911
01:01:33.000 --> 01:01:36.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I have the funniest perfume bottle. I'll find out

912
01:01:36.039 --> 01:01:38.599
<v Speaker 2>why you're talking. You're gonna die laughing. It better be

913
01:01:38.719 --> 01:01:45.039
<v Speaker 2>on here. I'll cry. Look at this perfume. Okay, I I.

914
01:01:46.800 --> 01:01:48.320
<v Speaker 5>Real scented vagina.

915
01:01:49.719 --> 01:01:52.119
<v Speaker 2>Who wants to smell like a vagina?

916
01:01:53.159 --> 01:01:57.440
<v Speaker 5>Well, kind of like the Gwyneth Paltrow vagina candles where

917
01:01:57.480 --> 01:01:59.119
<v Speaker 5>it's supposed to smell like her.

918
01:01:59.159 --> 01:01:59.679
<v Speaker 2>Who hah.

919
01:02:00.480 --> 01:02:03.199
<v Speaker 5>That is somebody that smelled a lot of who hah

920
01:02:03.400 --> 01:02:09.559
<v Speaker 5>and their line of work. Just no, this is real sentiment,

921
01:02:11.000 --> 01:02:18.199
<v Speaker 5>intimate body odor, in decent touch of perfume or inorganic ingredients. Yeah,

922
01:02:18.199 --> 01:02:22.320
<v Speaker 5>I can't organic ingredients. So they're actually making this from

923
01:02:22.360 --> 01:02:26.800
<v Speaker 5>somebody's real smelly, smelly tater salad.

924
01:02:26.960 --> 01:02:30.639
<v Speaker 2>If you don't have a smelly cooter and you want one,

925
01:02:31.320 --> 01:02:36.039
<v Speaker 2>why are buying mass and kill for hundreds of years

926
01:02:36.079 --> 01:02:40.079
<v Speaker 2>and fds spray to smell like a flower. I guess

927
01:02:40.119 --> 01:02:45.000
<v Speaker 2>you can go get the stinky cootie if you want it.

928
01:02:45.000 --> 01:02:47.639
<v Speaker 5>It's on sale, but I won't get one free buy

929
01:02:47.719 --> 01:02:48.800
<v Speaker 5>one family.

930
01:02:49.639 --> 01:02:52.599
<v Speaker 2>I was. I couldn't find a bad picture, but that

931
01:02:52.639 --> 01:02:56.039
<v Speaker 2>one laughed, So I put that one there because I

932
01:02:56.079 --> 01:02:57.480
<v Speaker 2>thought that would suffice.

933
01:02:58.079 --> 01:03:04.280
<v Speaker 5>Okay, So tampon applicators, How in the hell you got

934
01:03:04.280 --> 01:03:09.840
<v Speaker 5>a tampon applicator when you literally pushed down right, you

935
01:03:09.960 --> 01:03:13.079
<v Speaker 5>know how you lose that up there? I don't know.

936
01:03:13.280 --> 01:03:18.159
<v Speaker 5>And broken toys, so occasionally who tampon?

937
01:03:18.519 --> 01:03:21.320
<v Speaker 2>I can understand the tampon itself.

938
01:03:21.519 --> 01:03:26.239
<v Speaker 5>That's my story. Yeah, but it says with broken toys,

939
01:03:26.320 --> 01:03:32.519
<v Speaker 5>it's broken pieces of sex toys that break off inside

940
01:03:32.559 --> 01:03:38.599
<v Speaker 5>of a person. So imagine using like the fist dildo

941
01:03:39.159 --> 01:03:40.400
<v Speaker 5>and the fist breaks off.

942
01:03:40.559 --> 01:03:41.079
<v Speaker 2>It broke.

943
01:03:42.159 --> 01:03:48.400
<v Speaker 5>So we had a patient come in and she said,

944
01:03:49.599 --> 01:03:53.079
<v Speaker 5>I don't know what it is, but I have had

945
01:03:53.199 --> 01:03:58.039
<v Speaker 5>this horribly foul smell down there. I've never smelled anything

946
01:03:58.159 --> 01:04:01.320
<v Speaker 5>like it. It's definitely not I could smell her coming

947
01:04:01.320 --> 01:04:05.800
<v Speaker 5>into the room. It definitely was not back to normal, noosis,

948
01:04:06.039 --> 01:04:08.719
<v Speaker 5>it wasn't east. I could tell it was something else.

949
01:04:09.360 --> 01:04:12.960
<v Speaker 5>And she's like, I don't know what it is. So

950
01:04:13.320 --> 01:04:15.440
<v Speaker 5>I give her, you know, the sheet and the gown

951
01:04:15.519 --> 01:04:18.559
<v Speaker 5>and I'm like, waist down, blah blah blah, will be

952
01:04:18.639 --> 01:04:21.760
<v Speaker 5>in in a minute. And I warned the doctor, I'm like,

953
01:04:22.480 --> 01:04:25.519
<v Speaker 5>you need to take some very deep breaths because it

954
01:04:25.639 --> 01:04:26.679
<v Speaker 5>is very bad.

955
01:04:26.719 --> 01:04:30.599
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you get two masks. You get the first mask,

956
01:04:30.679 --> 01:04:33.159
<v Speaker 2>you slap toothpaste in between. The second mask, you put

957
01:04:33.199 --> 01:04:34.760
<v Speaker 2>it on and you go about your.

958
01:04:34.719 --> 01:04:38.199
<v Speaker 5>Day or fix under your nose because you can't smell

959
01:04:38.239 --> 01:04:40.360
<v Speaker 5>things with bits. But I didn't have any that day.

960
01:04:40.559 --> 01:04:41.599
<v Speaker 2>Oh and so.

961
01:04:43.480 --> 01:04:47.280
<v Speaker 5>We go in to examine her and there was literally

962
01:04:47.360 --> 01:04:51.920
<v Speaker 5>a tampon stuck inside of her that had been there

963
01:04:52.199 --> 01:04:58.920
<v Speaker 5>for six months, six months because she was on like

964
01:04:59.480 --> 01:05:03.159
<v Speaker 5>some kind of like IUD birth control and she didn't

965
01:05:03.199 --> 01:05:07.760
<v Speaker 5>have normal periods six months. This was in there six months.

966
01:05:07.760 --> 01:05:12.880
<v Speaker 5>It festered and not all kinds of infected. And it

967
01:05:13.000 --> 01:05:18.199
<v Speaker 5>was so lucky she didn't die. It was so raunchy foul.

968
01:05:19.360 --> 01:05:25.440
<v Speaker 5>We had it in like twelve different red bags. Oh

969
01:05:25.599 --> 01:05:29.480
<v Speaker 5>and our red bag disposal is actually inside of the

970
01:05:29.559 --> 01:05:33.480
<v Speaker 5>office in a closet. I put it in there first.

971
01:05:33.599 --> 01:05:36.800
<v Speaker 5>You could still smell it. I actually had to take

972
01:05:36.840 --> 01:05:43.719
<v Speaker 5>the whole red bag trash container outside by the dumpster

973
01:05:43.960 --> 01:05:48.360
<v Speaker 5>and put a note on it that said, sorry, don't remove,

974
01:05:48.519 --> 01:05:51.880
<v Speaker 5>but yeah, you know, and now she.

975
01:05:51.840 --> 01:05:54.480
<v Speaker 2>Didn't need that birth control after all, because how would

976
01:05:54.519 --> 01:05:55.440
<v Speaker 2>you even go in there?

977
01:05:56.039 --> 01:06:00.400
<v Speaker 5>And one hundred percent and so the picture you have

978
01:06:00.519 --> 01:06:04.639
<v Speaker 5>on the screen is the vaginal contraceptive sponge. These are

979
01:06:04.760 --> 01:06:08.719
<v Speaker 5>not as common now, but you still can't do it.

980
01:06:09.079 --> 01:06:14.559
<v Speaker 5>We've had people that have come in from the nuver

981
01:06:14.719 --> 01:06:20.360
<v Speaker 5>ring that looks like the jelly graceland where it's migrated Marina,

982
01:06:20.599 --> 01:06:27.280
<v Speaker 5>the IUD birth control.

983
01:06:25.800 --> 01:06:28.000
<v Speaker 2>Or your baby is born with them in the freaking head.

984
01:06:28.400 --> 01:06:33.199
<v Speaker 5>Uh. And we were a removal facility when they still

985
01:06:33.239 --> 01:06:36.480
<v Speaker 5>had the nor plant birth control that looks like the

986
01:06:36.480 --> 01:06:39.519
<v Speaker 5>match sticks and you fan them out and you and

987
01:06:39.599 --> 01:06:43.199
<v Speaker 5>plant them under the skin in the arm, and we

988
01:06:43.239 --> 01:06:47.360
<v Speaker 5>would have patients come in and it was literally like

989
01:06:47.599 --> 01:06:48.760
<v Speaker 5>fishing surgery.

990
01:06:49.599 --> 01:06:50.320
<v Speaker 2>My daughters.

991
01:06:50.599 --> 01:06:53.559
<v Speaker 5>We have found them in patients next, we have found

992
01:06:53.599 --> 01:06:57.159
<v Speaker 5>them just cavity. We have found them where they have

993
01:06:57.400 --> 01:07:00.239
<v Speaker 5>migrated all the way down into the torso oh.

994
01:07:00.840 --> 01:07:04.079
<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh. My daughter's scars are huge because they

995
01:07:04.079 --> 01:07:08.119
<v Speaker 2>could not get it out. It was so embedded. And

996
01:07:08.199 --> 01:07:11.079
<v Speaker 2>again I just heard about another family member of mine

997
01:07:11.320 --> 01:07:15.079
<v Speaker 2>embedded IUD. And I'm not saying they don't work, because

998
01:07:15.119 --> 01:07:17.599
<v Speaker 2>people are going to be like, you're so stupid. Yes,

999
01:07:17.639 --> 01:07:20.199
<v Speaker 2>I know, I'm so stupid, But I'm just saying we've

1000
01:07:20.239 --> 01:07:23.239
<v Speaker 2>seen a lot of stuff like it happens, right, And.

1001
01:07:25.079 --> 01:07:28.639
<v Speaker 5>I always caution people about putting something like that in

1002
01:07:28.679 --> 01:07:33.559
<v Speaker 5>their body anyway, because it is foreign and your body

1003
01:07:33.639 --> 01:07:38.320
<v Speaker 5>will try to reject it. We've had countless people that

1004
01:07:38.400 --> 01:07:42.920
<v Speaker 5>have rejected the IUD birth control, rejected the door plant stuff,

1005
01:07:43.079 --> 01:07:47.559
<v Speaker 5>rejected maneuver ring, and it causes a whole host of

1006
01:07:47.599 --> 01:07:51.400
<v Speaker 5>problems because your body knows it's foreign and it doesn't

1007
01:07:51.480 --> 01:07:58.400
<v Speaker 5>want it there. So, you know, just saying to me crazy,

1008
01:07:58.760 --> 01:08:01.039
<v Speaker 5>And even like the new ring, which I don't think

1009
01:08:01.079 --> 01:08:05.719
<v Speaker 5>it's as popular now, I don't even know, right, but

1010
01:08:05.800 --> 01:08:08.159
<v Speaker 5>you have to like take it out of the package,

1011
01:08:08.679 --> 01:08:12.079
<v Speaker 5>you like fold it up into this little thing you

1012
01:08:12.360 --> 01:08:15.840
<v Speaker 5>insert your fingers and then let go when it's supposed

1013
01:08:15.880 --> 01:08:19.680
<v Speaker 5>to spring into place over your cervix, around the.

1014
01:08:19.800 --> 01:08:22.159
<v Speaker 2>Cervix, the diaphragm, but.

1015
01:08:24.199 --> 01:08:28.279
<v Speaker 5>They they move literally all the time we've done We've

1016
01:08:28.319 --> 01:08:33.560
<v Speaker 5>done diaphragm measuring for patients and their body rejected a

1017
01:08:33.640 --> 01:08:38.680
<v Speaker 5>diaphragm because it's foreign. Again. But with the nuber ring,

1018
01:08:39.239 --> 01:08:44.119
<v Speaker 5>you have to insert one every week and take out

1019
01:08:44.159 --> 01:08:49.159
<v Speaker 5>the old one. You better be real cozy with your

1020
01:08:49.439 --> 01:08:50.760
<v Speaker 5>intimate bits.

1021
01:08:51.399 --> 01:08:55.640
<v Speaker 2>Geeesh, you know what I'm saying, Yes, ma'am, you better

1022
01:08:55.680 --> 01:08:57.439
<v Speaker 2>know where your shit's at. Is what she's saying.

1023
01:08:57.800 --> 01:09:04.640
<v Speaker 5>Now, this is weird sponges and cotton balls left inside,

1024
01:09:04.720 --> 01:09:13.319
<v Speaker 5>either accidentally or deliberately for contraceptive method or to absorb

1025
01:09:13.680 --> 01:09:19.279
<v Speaker 5>menstrual flow. Also, I would add the menstrual cup that

1026
01:09:19.560 --> 01:09:23.840
<v Speaker 5>people use that has gotten stuck. But I will tell you,

1027
01:09:24.399 --> 01:09:29.439
<v Speaker 5>if you're a female and you have cryotherapy done, they

1028
01:09:29.479 --> 01:09:34.600
<v Speaker 5>take a cup with cotton balls soaked in vinegar, they

1029
01:09:34.640 --> 01:09:38.920
<v Speaker 5>put them inside of you, and it makes any bad

1030
01:09:38.960 --> 01:09:42.560
<v Speaker 5>spots like and this is post bad PAP smear right.

1031
01:09:44.119 --> 01:09:47.640
<v Speaker 5>They leave them inside of you for several minutes. It

1032
01:09:47.760 --> 01:09:53.520
<v Speaker 5>makes any abnormal cells turned bright white. And that's when

1033
01:09:53.560 --> 01:09:56.760
<v Speaker 5>you know how to go in and do a biopsy

1034
01:09:56.880 --> 01:10:01.920
<v Speaker 5>to remove all of those areas. Can of cotton ball

1035
01:10:02.039 --> 01:10:05.359
<v Speaker 5>get left inside of you, especially if they don't count

1036
01:10:05.439 --> 01:10:08.720
<v Speaker 5>before they put them in there. Yes, so, then you've

1037
01:10:08.720 --> 01:10:13.479
<v Speaker 5>got a cotton ball soaked in vinegar just setting inside

1038
01:10:13.479 --> 01:10:14.199
<v Speaker 5>of your canal.

1039
01:10:15.319 --> 01:10:15.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh so.

1040
01:10:19.199 --> 01:10:28.520
<v Speaker 5>Wrong, ladies and gentlemen, Oh that good. So Also household

1041
01:10:28.600 --> 01:10:33.760
<v Speaker 5>items like pens, the deodurant cap which you lovely showed earlier,

1042
01:10:34.840 --> 01:10:36.680
<v Speaker 5>and even remote controls.

1043
01:10:38.239 --> 01:10:41.960
<v Speaker 2>Uh, remote controls are a fan favorite. I would say

1044
01:10:42.000 --> 01:10:46.279
<v Speaker 2>this about people's houses unless you know them. Well, I

1045
01:10:46.279 --> 01:10:47.279
<v Speaker 2>don't know if i'd use it.

1046
01:10:50.279 --> 01:10:56.680
<v Speaker 5>Mm hmm, don't use any eye that looks like it

1047
01:10:56.720 --> 01:10:57.840
<v Speaker 5>could have been a toy.

1048
01:10:58.279 --> 01:11:02.960
<v Speaker 2>And you know, uh, I stand by this. Toys are

1049
01:11:03.479 --> 01:11:06.439
<v Speaker 2>are one thing and a toy. This is my er

1050
01:11:06.560 --> 01:11:09.439
<v Speaker 2>story that I promised I would share the little egg.

1051
01:11:09.680 --> 01:11:11.760
<v Speaker 2>And look, if you come in with a toy, if

1052
01:11:11.760 --> 01:11:14.439
<v Speaker 2>it's gigantic, we might get a giggle, but we're not.

1053
01:11:14.720 --> 01:11:17.199
<v Speaker 2>We're not going to be overly a jerk here. Like

1054
01:11:17.279 --> 01:11:21.239
<v Speaker 2>it belongs there. It's not that big a deal. But

1055
01:11:21.359 --> 01:11:24.520
<v Speaker 2>this girl's was on and you could tell it was on,

1056
01:11:24.880 --> 01:11:26.600
<v Speaker 2>and she could tell it was on, and it was

1057
01:11:27.079 --> 01:11:29.680
<v Speaker 2>it was very lost. It was, you know, to the

1058
01:11:29.680 --> 01:11:32.640
<v Speaker 2>point of no return. Well, he goes in there to

1059
01:11:32.680 --> 01:11:35.720
<v Speaker 2>get it out, and in the er we have the

1060
01:11:35.760 --> 01:11:40.159
<v Speaker 2>metal sinks, and he gets it. And just for anybody

1061
01:11:40.239 --> 01:11:44.479
<v Speaker 2>that doesn't work with doctors, especially er doctor, they're not

1062
01:11:44.640 --> 01:11:51.000
<v Speaker 2>the most compassionate or careful, thoughtful, careful to like turn

1063
01:11:51.039 --> 01:11:54.119
<v Speaker 2>it off. He bowls it out finally after we'd been

1064
01:11:54.119 --> 01:11:58.199
<v Speaker 2>in there a while, and he chucks it directly behind

1065
01:11:58.279 --> 01:12:01.760
<v Speaker 2>him into the metal sink, and that sucks. Was going

1066
01:12:01.800 --> 01:12:05.079
<v Speaker 2>all over making the craziest I had to leave the room.

1067
01:12:05.600 --> 01:12:08.800
<v Speaker 2>I was hysterical. I they tell you not to laugh,

1068
01:12:08.840 --> 01:12:11.079
<v Speaker 2>and I couldn't. And it wasn't even her, it was

1069
01:12:11.159 --> 01:12:14.560
<v Speaker 2>just the fact that it was just a ridiculous situation.

1070
01:12:14.520 --> 01:12:17.319
<v Speaker 5>And is vibrating in my metal sink.

1071
01:12:18.279 --> 01:12:20.800
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't even turn it off. I just had to leave.

1072
01:12:21.399 --> 01:12:23.600
<v Speaker 2>And he goes, what was wrong with you? And I said,

1073
01:12:23.640 --> 01:12:25.560
<v Speaker 2>you didn't find that absolutely hysteric?

1074
01:12:26.760 --> 01:12:29.079
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he probably didn't see the humor in it that

1075
01:12:29.159 --> 01:12:30.600
<v Speaker 5>you didn't think at all.

1076
01:12:31.159 --> 01:12:34.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was in their way too. It wasn't funny

1077
01:12:34.279 --> 01:12:37.319
<v Speaker 2>to him. I still, however, have a sense of humor.

1078
01:12:37.399 --> 01:12:41.520
<v Speaker 5>But yeah, agreed, And you you have to as a

1079
01:12:41.600 --> 01:12:47.159
<v Speaker 5>nurse because talking about insertion stuff. We had a patient

1080
01:12:47.239 --> 01:12:50.800
<v Speaker 5>come in and she's like, I have a massive terror

1081
01:12:52.520 --> 01:12:55.479
<v Speaker 5>now there and I'm like, how did it happen? And

1082
01:12:55.560 --> 01:12:57.960
<v Speaker 5>at that time the doctor walked in the room and

1083
01:12:58.840 --> 01:12:59.439
<v Speaker 5>she was like.

1084
01:12:59.520 --> 01:13:06.000
<v Speaker 6>Well, I I was riding my bike and I went

1085
01:13:06.079 --> 01:13:10.079
<v Speaker 6>over a bump and I cut myself on the bike seat.

1086
01:13:10.199 --> 01:13:12.880
<v Speaker 5>And I'm like, okay, this story is BS. Like I

1087
01:13:12.960 --> 01:13:14.039
<v Speaker 5>knew it was BS.

1088
01:13:14.079 --> 01:13:15.439
<v Speaker 2>You were riding the bike naked.

1089
01:13:15.520 --> 01:13:18.359
<v Speaker 5>Then I was going to say, how do you do

1090
01:13:18.399 --> 01:13:19.279
<v Speaker 5>that in your clothing?

1091
01:13:19.319 --> 01:13:19.840
<v Speaker 2>Go okay.

1092
01:13:20.600 --> 01:13:23.199
<v Speaker 5>So the doctor leaves the room and I'm like, what

1093
01:13:24.239 --> 01:13:27.680
<v Speaker 5>really happened? I need to know because I need to

1094
01:13:27.720 --> 01:13:30.359
<v Speaker 5>know if there's going to be any eternal damage that

1095
01:13:30.399 --> 01:13:34.079
<v Speaker 5>we're going to need to address. It was literally from

1096
01:13:34.319 --> 01:13:42.600
<v Speaker 5>the full size fire extinguishers a little small one.

1097
01:13:42.920 --> 01:13:44.159
<v Speaker 2>We're just still a feat.

1098
01:13:44.680 --> 01:13:49.960
<v Speaker 5>I mean it's like this huge fire extinguisher and it

1099
01:13:50.960 --> 01:13:54.159
<v Speaker 5>literally ripped her.

1100
01:13:55.119 --> 01:13:57.640
<v Speaker 2>To come out but almost.

1101
01:13:58.039 --> 01:14:05.159
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and so the damage internally was aw severe.

1102
01:14:05.720 --> 01:14:11.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so also could cause some damage. I know this

1103
01:14:11.520 --> 01:14:16.199
<v Speaker 2>was on your list. Fruit of course, you know, no.

1104
01:14:15.840 --> 01:14:20.039
<v Speaker 5>Zuccini, zucchini is a common thing, and sore carrots.

1105
01:14:20.439 --> 01:14:21.600
<v Speaker 2>I thought this was funny.

1106
01:14:21.880 --> 01:14:25.119
<v Speaker 5>I've never seen a papaya, and I.

1107
01:14:25.119 --> 01:14:27.560
<v Speaker 2>Just think it was to represent and it made me giggle,

1108
01:14:27.680 --> 01:14:30.319
<v Speaker 2>so I threw it in. But I did have a

1109
01:14:30.319 --> 01:14:34.840
<v Speaker 2>fabulous picture of a gigantic egg plant. H the biggest

1110
01:14:34.840 --> 01:14:37.359
<v Speaker 2>eggplant ever shoved up some guy's ass.

1111
01:14:37.600 --> 01:14:39.520
<v Speaker 5>Is that like ten inch lung?

1112
01:14:39.920 --> 01:14:43.119
<v Speaker 2>It was huge. Look at this is the eggplant. Look

1113
01:14:43.159 --> 01:14:44.880
<v Speaker 2>at it's in his cavity.

1114
01:14:46.239 --> 01:14:50.119
<v Speaker 5>That is crazy. And I mean, uh, how do you

1115
01:14:50.159 --> 01:14:55.680
<v Speaker 5>not perfectly every thing all the way up? Yeah, like

1116
01:14:55.800 --> 01:14:59.199
<v Speaker 5>almost into his armpit? Is this giant?

1117
01:15:00.359 --> 01:15:04.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I do not know, but apparently this

1118
01:15:04.720 --> 01:15:08.880
<v Speaker 2>is like some ancient Chinese Uh such a Chinese secret.

1119
01:15:09.039 --> 01:15:12.720
<v Speaker 2>Huh yeah, I guess so. And I was shocked. I

1120
01:15:12.920 --> 01:15:15.319
<v Speaker 2>was like, what on earth?

1121
01:15:15.640 --> 01:15:22.960
<v Speaker 5>And then speaking of carrots, carrots, yup, carrots are cucumbers. Cucumbers.

1122
01:15:24.119 --> 01:15:28.960
<v Speaker 5>Here's something else food wise that I I went, wtf.

1123
01:15:29.880 --> 01:15:36.840
<v Speaker 5>An entire package of hot dogs, a package of hot dogs.

1124
01:15:37.920 --> 01:15:42.079
<v Speaker 2>One wasn't enough, one wasn't enough. Package.

1125
01:15:42.279 --> 01:15:47.159
<v Speaker 5>How the hell did that not slice up your insides?

1126
01:15:48.720 --> 01:15:54.079
<v Speaker 2>The amount of salt you just absorbed transvaginally, Because I

1127
01:15:54.199 --> 01:15:58.239
<v Speaker 2>have to explain if you medicines work up your ass

1128
01:15:58.239 --> 01:16:02.720
<v Speaker 2>and up your vagina, very good? Oh yeah, oh, if

1129
01:16:02.720 --> 01:16:06.960
<v Speaker 2>you've got salt, if it was open. Kind of concerning,

1130
01:16:07.279 --> 01:16:07.640
<v Speaker 2>kind of.

1131
01:16:07.600 --> 01:16:13.319
<v Speaker 5>Concerning, extremely concerning. Now that carrot, that monster. That is

1132
01:16:13.399 --> 01:16:16.800
<v Speaker 5>the largest carrot that I have ever seen. And quite honestly,

1133
01:16:17.399 --> 01:16:20.640
<v Speaker 5>if somebody came out my joojol with that, I would

1134
01:16:20.640 --> 01:16:21.239
<v Speaker 5>be terrified.

1135
01:16:21.399 --> 01:16:27.159
<v Speaker 2>Oh no. And anyways, it doesn't feel like like real person,

1136
01:16:27.520 --> 01:16:31.560
<v Speaker 2>like even if you could, if somebody's like I I

1137
01:16:31.720 --> 01:16:33.520
<v Speaker 2>had a guy that was this big. Yeah, but it's

1138
01:16:33.560 --> 01:16:36.880
<v Speaker 2>a person and it's soft even when it's hard. It's

1139
01:16:36.960 --> 01:16:37.880
<v Speaker 2>it's not a carrot.

1140
01:16:38.079 --> 01:16:40.159
<v Speaker 5>It's bendable and flexible.

1141
01:16:40.239 --> 01:16:44.720
<v Speaker 2>This is not the thing. Yeah, don't get cute because

1142
01:16:44.720 --> 01:16:47.000
<v Speaker 2>you had some guy that broke you in once.

1143
01:16:47.159 --> 01:16:52.920
<v Speaker 5>What well, it looks like kind of peeled that carrot

1144
01:16:53.479 --> 01:16:54.079
<v Speaker 5>coming out.

1145
01:16:55.159 --> 01:17:00.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm saying it. And the butt stuff just leave

1146
01:17:00.560 --> 01:17:03.279
<v Speaker 2>it alone, Like, buy the butt stuff thing, buy the

1147
01:17:03.319 --> 01:17:05.960
<v Speaker 2>thing that goes there. I don't understand what we're doing.

1148
01:17:05.800 --> 01:17:11.199
<v Speaker 5>With wall or another thing that have been uh.

1149
01:17:12.520 --> 01:17:16.680
<v Speaker 2>Lost lost in And I mean I get the thought

1150
01:17:16.760 --> 01:17:19.880
<v Speaker 2>behind it, because like you do need to do your keggles,

1151
01:17:20.399 --> 01:17:24.520
<v Speaker 2>but also they can get lost. Yeah.

1152
01:17:24.560 --> 01:17:29.000
<v Speaker 5>So this this next thing another thing I have never

1153
01:17:29.079 --> 01:17:31.960
<v Speaker 5>ever heard of, along with the eel. This this is

1154
01:17:32.199 --> 01:17:36.479
<v Speaker 5>batshit weird to me. A man once tried to use

1155
01:17:36.600 --> 01:17:40.479
<v Speaker 5>quick dry cement as part of a sexual game. He

1156
01:17:40.720 --> 01:17:48.600
<v Speaker 5>inserted a tube in his rectum and poured ready mixed

1157
01:17:48.600 --> 01:17:55.399
<v Speaker 5>concrete in there, and it hardened into a very Yeah,

1158
01:17:55.479 --> 01:17:59.520
<v Speaker 5>and it en hardened and they had to go in

1159
01:17:59.640 --> 01:18:02.720
<v Speaker 5>and so urgically remove it because obviously it's hard and

1160
01:18:02.760 --> 01:18:03.760
<v Speaker 5>they can't pull it out.

1161
01:18:04.479 --> 01:18:07.359
<v Speaker 2>And now this is his dumb price from his dumb action.

1162
01:18:07.880 --> 01:18:10.640
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so I wonder if he keeps out on the

1163
01:18:10.680 --> 01:18:12.159
<v Speaker 5>fireplace mantle.

1164
01:18:12.239 --> 01:18:12.840
<v Speaker 2>On the mantle.

1165
01:18:12.920 --> 01:18:16.359
<v Speaker 5>This is what what I did, This is what I made.

1166
01:18:17.000 --> 01:18:21.119
<v Speaker 2>So the worst one I ever saw was a cueball. Yeah,

1167
01:18:21.199 --> 01:18:23.760
<v Speaker 2>we we called people. I'm gonna tell you guys, Yes,

1168
01:18:23.840 --> 01:18:26.319
<v Speaker 2>we will be nice if it's normal, But like I said,

1169
01:18:26.359 --> 01:18:29.520
<v Speaker 2>if it's not, I e the carrot I've met. I'm

1170
01:18:29.520 --> 01:18:32.319
<v Speaker 2>many a carrot person in my life, right And when

1171
01:18:32.319 --> 01:18:37.039
<v Speaker 2>they're like, hey, where's the salad shooter? That's what her

1172
01:18:37.119 --> 01:18:39.720
<v Speaker 2>name was, why she was there or you know, we

1173
01:18:39.800 --> 01:18:43.560
<v Speaker 2>called this guy cubeball. But he he inserted the cueball

1174
01:18:43.640 --> 01:18:48.439
<v Speaker 2>and it went clear up and I mean clear and lodged.

1175
01:18:48.880 --> 01:18:51.800
<v Speaker 2>And he had to be life flighted because we were

1176
01:18:51.800 --> 01:18:55.800
<v Speaker 2>in a small area, upside down like on his belly

1177
01:18:55.840 --> 01:18:58.640
<v Speaker 2>with like his ass in the air. He had to

1178
01:18:58.640 --> 01:19:01.720
<v Speaker 2>be life flighted like that to the next place. But

1179
01:19:02.039 --> 01:19:06.760
<v Speaker 2>think about the action before, like it's just it almost.

1180
01:19:07.479 --> 01:19:10.720
<v Speaker 5>This is chopper fifty seven. We have an inbound flight

1181
01:19:10.840 --> 01:19:14.319
<v Speaker 5>coming in man with kball and his anus.

1182
01:19:14.039 --> 01:19:16.720
<v Speaker 2>You ball, asshole. Yeah, I mean you know that the

1183
01:19:16.800 --> 01:19:19.159
<v Speaker 2>jokes and like this has been years ago for me.

1184
01:19:19.399 --> 01:19:23.840
<v Speaker 2>I haven't worked in the er for probably twenty years.

1185
01:19:23.920 --> 01:19:29.680
<v Speaker 2>And still yep, I remember that Davialy so also weird

1186
01:19:29.800 --> 01:19:35.760
<v Speaker 2>statues if yeah, like a pyramidal Uh, don't go there

1187
01:19:35.840 --> 01:19:39.199
<v Speaker 2>because once things clamp up and tighten up, you're probably

1188
01:19:39.199 --> 01:19:40.119
<v Speaker 2>not getting it back out.

1189
01:19:41.119 --> 01:19:47.720
<v Speaker 5>Or I would say, also, uh, butt plugs, yes, uh

1190
01:19:48.000 --> 01:19:52.199
<v Speaker 5>you just because yes, it can shoot them out, but

1191
01:19:52.279 --> 01:19:55.760
<v Speaker 5>it can also do the whole section thing and suck

1192
01:19:55.800 --> 01:20:00.960
<v Speaker 5>it right up into your amount, right right into your testine.

1193
01:20:01.039 --> 01:20:03.600
<v Speaker 2>So then you get the asshole that looks like this.

1194
01:20:05.119 --> 01:20:10.600
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and that's that's so like disgusting, but that honest

1195
01:20:11.439 --> 01:20:14.960
<v Speaker 5>look at how stretched out that guy is though, because

1196
01:20:15.039 --> 01:20:18.880
<v Speaker 5>you can like where his sphincter is. Oh my god,

1197
01:20:18.920 --> 01:20:21.760
<v Speaker 5>that is that is a severe.

1198
01:20:22.239 --> 01:20:24.720
<v Speaker 2>I have worked where I have had to pack a

1199
01:20:24.840 --> 01:20:28.479
<v Speaker 2>rectum back in. It wasn't like this. It was like

1200
01:20:28.560 --> 01:20:32.680
<v Speaker 2>a chronic situation that was more manageable, but it was

1201
01:20:32.720 --> 01:20:33.560
<v Speaker 2>still terrifying.

1202
01:20:34.119 --> 01:20:38.840
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and it's I mean, that's hello, very that's a

1203
01:20:38.920 --> 01:20:44.239
<v Speaker 5>sensitive area right there after that. If you've ever had

1204
01:20:44.359 --> 01:20:48.079
<v Speaker 5>like hemorrhoid surgery or anything like that done, it is

1205
01:20:48.880 --> 01:20:53.960
<v Speaker 5>literally very little capillaries made that area, and so I

1206
01:20:54.000 --> 01:20:57.880
<v Speaker 5>can't imagine like how raw and how painful that would

1207
01:20:57.920 --> 01:21:04.319
<v Speaker 5>be like coming out so bad. So we talked about

1208
01:21:04.600 --> 01:21:11.399
<v Speaker 5>weapons earlier. But here's another really bizarre case of wasn't

1209
01:21:11.560 --> 01:21:14.920
<v Speaker 5>a gun. This time it was a small knife that

1210
01:21:15.119 --> 01:21:20.680
<v Speaker 5>was inserted vaginally with the blade extended. They didn't know

1211
01:21:20.720 --> 01:21:25.800
<v Speaker 5>if it was consensual play or an assault related injury.

1212
01:21:25.880 --> 01:21:27.600
<v Speaker 5>The victim would not say.

1213
01:21:28.000 --> 01:21:34.880
<v Speaker 2>I think this is the knife. So it doesn't look

1214
01:21:35.000 --> 01:21:37.319
<v Speaker 2>very impressive, but it would not be good because you'd

1215
01:21:37.319 --> 01:21:40.520
<v Speaker 2>be all to pieces. Oh, this is a straw in

1216
01:21:40.560 --> 01:21:42.359
<v Speaker 2>his urethra. I thought that one was.

1217
01:21:42.560 --> 01:21:46.439
<v Speaker 5>I was going to say, that seems like another like

1218
01:21:46.640 --> 01:21:51.520
<v Speaker 5>attempt at a dilation, but that would literally hurt, like help,

1219
01:21:51.520 --> 01:21:54.880
<v Speaker 5>because it hurts to put a smooth catheter in your

1220
01:21:54.960 --> 01:22:01.119
<v Speaker 5>pee hoole, let alone a straw, So they're not good.

1221
01:22:01.880 --> 01:22:06.000
<v Speaker 5>That looks like another knife, knife.

1222
01:22:05.359 --> 01:22:07.840
<v Speaker 2>Knife in the in the cootie got sucked clear in.

1223
01:22:08.560 --> 01:22:11.079
<v Speaker 2>So you don't want to play that game because it's

1224
01:22:11.159 --> 01:22:15.800
<v Speaker 2>sideways and oh, what's the wrong thing? Oh, we'll get there.

1225
01:22:17.680 --> 01:22:23.920
<v Speaker 5>Pipes, tools, and plumbing parts are also favorites of people.

1226
01:22:24.479 --> 01:22:29.239
<v Speaker 5>Anything makes a toy, right, anything to make go faster, Well.

1227
01:22:29.079 --> 01:22:33.800
<v Speaker 2>It can go in, but it might not come out.

1228
01:22:31.800 --> 01:22:38.920
<v Speaker 5>M So this is uh. These these are real life

1229
01:22:38.960 --> 01:22:43.560
<v Speaker 5>stories from the er and this one is the buzzing abdomen.

1230
01:22:44.239 --> 01:22:48.119
<v Speaker 5>A woman came into the er complaining of severe abdominal pain.

1231
01:22:48.800 --> 01:22:52.720
<v Speaker 5>Doctors heard an odd, humming noise during the exam. X

1232
01:22:52.840 --> 01:22:58.159
<v Speaker 5>rays revealed the vibrator had migrated up into her abdomen

1233
01:22:58.840 --> 01:23:03.319
<v Speaker 5>after perforating the vaginal wall, and it was still running

1234
01:23:03.359 --> 01:23:05.800
<v Speaker 5>when they did the surgery to open her up.

1235
01:23:05.800 --> 01:23:09.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, at least it was a toy. But

1236
01:23:09.560 --> 01:23:10.319
<v Speaker 2>geez Louise.

1237
01:23:12.000 --> 01:23:16.920
<v Speaker 5>So this one is titled the cell phone call. A

1238
01:23:17.000 --> 01:23:19.760
<v Speaker 5>young woman went to the er saying she had lost

1239
01:23:19.800 --> 01:23:23.800
<v Speaker 5>her phone. Why you go to the er lose your phone?

1240
01:23:24.039 --> 01:23:27.159
<v Speaker 2>H it? Where did it go?

1241
01:23:28.279 --> 01:23:33.239
<v Speaker 5>X rays confirmed a cell phone lodged vaginally. She told

1242
01:23:33.319 --> 01:23:38.239
<v Speaker 5>the staff she had inserted it for fun and continually

1243
01:23:38.279 --> 01:23:44.079
<v Speaker 5>called it right, call me, call me exactly, But then

1244
01:23:44.119 --> 01:23:47.640
<v Speaker 5>she couldn't get it back out, so after they removed it,

1245
01:23:47.760 --> 01:23:51.760
<v Speaker 5>the phone was still intact and still worked. On.

1246
01:23:52.079 --> 01:23:55.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh this one is on.

1247
01:23:56.800 --> 01:24:02.640
<v Speaker 5>I love this. The whistling rectum. The patient inserted a

1248
01:24:02.680 --> 01:24:07.319
<v Speaker 5>toy whistle into his rectum every time he passed. Every

1249
01:24:07.319 --> 01:24:12.880
<v Speaker 5>time he passed gas, it whistled audibly, which is how

1250
01:24:12.920 --> 01:24:17.039
<v Speaker 5>he ended up in the Doctors removed it, but the

1251
01:24:17.079 --> 01:24:22.279
<v Speaker 5>story followed him around for years. So again, forget whistle

1252
01:24:22.359 --> 01:24:27.600
<v Speaker 5>while you work, right, Yes, oh my lord, the whistling

1253
01:24:27.760 --> 01:24:28.800
<v Speaker 5>ass gss.

1254
01:24:29.279 --> 01:24:32.079
<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh.

1255
01:24:34.359 --> 01:24:41.199
<v Speaker 5>Oh uh the deodorant disaster. Doctors once removed a full

1256
01:24:41.439 --> 01:24:45.399
<v Speaker 5>aerosol deodorant can from a man's rectum. He said, he

1257
01:24:45.760 --> 01:24:50.159
<v Speaker 5>wink wink slipped on it while cleaning. The bigger issue

1258
01:24:50.319 --> 01:24:53.760
<v Speaker 5>wasn't just the removal, but the fact that the aerosol

1259
01:24:53.840 --> 01:24:59.119
<v Speaker 5>can under pressure can rupture internally, which could have been catastrophic.

1260
01:25:00.039 --> 01:25:03.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh. And my favorite one was on one

1261
01:25:03.720 --> 01:25:06.479
<v Speaker 2>of these. I think it was the coke bottle. I

1262
01:25:06.479 --> 01:25:09.920
<v Speaker 2>think this is the aerosol. Yes, there's the aerosol can,

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01:25:10.880 --> 01:25:15.960
<v Speaker 2>the coke bottle one, this next, this one before your story? Uh,

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01:25:16.000 --> 01:25:19.880
<v Speaker 2>he said, this was his story. Thieves broke in to

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01:25:20.039 --> 01:25:25.279
<v Speaker 2>rob him and shoved it down past maybe it really happened.

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01:25:25.479 --> 01:25:29.840
<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna rob somebody's household. I don't think I'm gonna

1267
01:25:29.880 --> 01:25:32.520
<v Speaker 5>take the time to shove a coke bottle up their booter.

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01:25:32.880 --> 01:25:35.600
<v Speaker 5>But that's beside the point exactly.

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01:25:35.840 --> 01:25:38.199
<v Speaker 2>But that was his story and he stuck to it.

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01:25:38.560 --> 01:25:41.439
<v Speaker 5>Hmmm, well, good for him for sticking his ground, right.

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01:25:42.960 --> 01:25:46.399
<v Speaker 5>I love them, and you know, like as staff, Like

1272
01:25:46.439 --> 01:25:50.960
<v Speaker 5>the bicycle seat story. I knew it was Kakammi who who?

1273
01:25:51.000 --> 01:25:53.720
<v Speaker 5>And I was like, you've got to tell me, because.

1274
01:25:53.600 --> 01:25:55.279
<v Speaker 2>Right, I need to know what to set up for.

1275
01:25:55.600 --> 01:25:57.760
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, because I need to know if there's gonna be

1276
01:25:57.840 --> 01:26:00.239
<v Speaker 5>damage that we're looking at, we're gonna have to take

1277
01:26:00.279 --> 01:26:03.399
<v Speaker 5>a look deeper inside, like the whole nine yards, not

1278
01:26:03.640 --> 01:26:08.039
<v Speaker 5>just outside. And so you know, like if somebody's telling

1279
01:26:08.079 --> 01:26:11.439
<v Speaker 5>you I slipped and fell on a deodorant can and

1280
01:26:11.600 --> 01:26:15.840
<v Speaker 5>literally engulfed the whole can in my butt, maybe you should.

1281
01:26:16.840 --> 01:26:18.920
<v Speaker 2>Just tell the truth. Just be like a cell phone girl.

1282
01:26:18.960 --> 01:26:23.239
<v Speaker 2>She she owned. It was exactly. You would never lose

1283
01:26:23.279 --> 01:26:26.960
<v Speaker 2>your key if you keep it here. Oh wait, she

1284
01:26:27.079 --> 01:26:28.840
<v Speaker 2>lost it.

1285
01:26:28.520 --> 01:26:33.119
<v Speaker 5>That's the perfect place. And not only one key, but

1286
01:26:33.279 --> 01:26:39.439
<v Speaker 5>people have had entire sets of keys. Oh lordie, either

1287
01:26:40.479 --> 01:26:42.159
<v Speaker 5>the badge or in the keyster.

1288
01:26:43.239 --> 01:26:45.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, it's not it's not a good place to

1289
01:26:46.000 --> 01:26:48.800
<v Speaker 2>store your things. I know they call it a prison pocket,

1290
01:26:48.880 --> 01:26:53.840
<v Speaker 2>but you know it's it's not. It's I scared a

1291
01:26:53.920 --> 01:26:56.640
<v Speaker 2>kid at work because he was a new nurse apparently

1292
01:26:56.840 --> 01:26:59.960
<v Speaker 2>never heard bad stories before, and I think I damaged.

1293
01:27:00.079 --> 01:27:01.560
<v Speaker 2>And I'm sorry if you're watching this.

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01:27:04.079 --> 01:27:07.000
<v Speaker 5>But sorry not sorry, I.

1295
01:27:06.960 --> 01:27:09.920
<v Speaker 2>Said the inappropriate thing. He was a nice boy. Maybe

1296
01:27:10.000 --> 01:27:12.840
<v Speaker 2>he's not now, I don't know. But you you have.

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01:27:12.720 --> 01:27:17.439
<v Speaker 5>To prepare people for things that they're going to encounter.

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01:27:17.640 --> 01:27:20.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I've never encountered some shit like this.

1299
01:27:21.640 --> 01:27:25.640
<v Speaker 5>Well, I have not encountered that. I've encountered something else.

1300
01:27:26.439 --> 01:27:31.840
<v Speaker 5>So this is a diad but fully intact fly inside

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01:27:32.079 --> 01:27:35.239
<v Speaker 5>of a man's transverse colon.

1302
01:27:36.000 --> 01:27:38.880
<v Speaker 2>It's so crazy to me that he didn't do anything

1303
01:27:39.199 --> 01:27:42.680
<v Speaker 2>to do this. You guys, this just happened, So that's crazy.

1304
01:27:43.039 --> 01:27:48.520
<v Speaker 5>This was literally, uh official journal of the American College

1305
01:27:48.560 --> 01:27:52.800
<v Speaker 5>of gastra and Trology. So while they're doing a scope,

1306
01:27:53.520 --> 01:27:58.640
<v Speaker 5>get a person. I can only imagine what in the

1307
01:27:58.720 --> 01:28:01.560
<v Speaker 5>hell the staff was like, could you why that?

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01:28:01.680 --> 01:28:06.520
<v Speaker 2>Come look at this? What I find is, Yeah.

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01:28:06.640 --> 01:28:11.640
<v Speaker 5>It's crazy to me that you would have a fully

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01:28:11.720 --> 01:28:15.000
<v Speaker 5>intact fly in your butt.

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01:28:15.600 --> 01:28:18.880
<v Speaker 2>Good lord, but if you swallowed it, I mean I

1312
01:28:18.920 --> 01:28:20.039
<v Speaker 2>could see it, I guess.

1313
01:28:20.079 --> 01:28:22.880
<v Speaker 5>But how how could your stomach acid in?

1314
01:28:23.119 --> 01:28:23.199
<v Speaker 2>Not?

1315
01:28:23.680 --> 01:28:29.359
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that part is because people have swallowed bugs and

1316
01:28:29.399 --> 01:28:31.760
<v Speaker 5>stuff like I've had a gnat fly in my mouth

1317
01:28:31.880 --> 01:28:34.960
<v Speaker 5>or nose or or but I don't think they're still

1318
01:28:35.039 --> 01:28:37.279
<v Speaker 5>down there like a party.

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01:28:37.680 --> 01:28:41.359
<v Speaker 2>Stuff of your nose. I figured, because you know, we

1320
01:28:41.359 --> 01:28:44.600
<v Speaker 2>were talking about things being stuck places, I would chuck

1321
01:28:44.640 --> 01:28:47.000
<v Speaker 2>a couple of these in there because it's why.

1322
01:28:46.880 --> 01:28:52.760
<v Speaker 5>Not one hundred percent and so very common for children

1323
01:28:52.880 --> 01:28:57.479
<v Speaker 5>to come in to have beads extracted from their nose,

1324
01:28:57.840 --> 01:29:01.600
<v Speaker 5>from their ears. We've had peas that we've removed from

1325
01:29:01.640 --> 01:29:05.720
<v Speaker 5>the ears before, but beads are the most common thing

1326
01:29:05.800 --> 01:29:06.680
<v Speaker 5>for little kids.

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01:29:07.279 --> 01:29:07.520
<v Speaker 2>Uh.

1328
01:29:07.560 --> 01:29:14.800
<v Speaker 5>And you have a suction eminems, yes, eminem's. We've had

1329
01:29:14.880 --> 01:29:22.239
<v Speaker 5>bugs in the ears and so cockroaches, spiders, well.

1330
01:29:22.520 --> 01:29:23.600
<v Speaker 2>I have some pictures.

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01:29:23.640 --> 01:29:29.039
<v Speaker 5>You don't say, yeah, that's a lovely spider right up

1332
01:29:29.079 --> 01:29:30.039
<v Speaker 5>against the ear drum.

1333
01:29:31.039 --> 01:29:34.560
<v Speaker 2>This would be my like, not worst nightmare, but this

1334
01:29:34.640 --> 01:29:38.199
<v Speaker 2>would shake me to my core because you just go

1335
01:29:38.319 --> 01:29:40.479
<v Speaker 2>in and you think you've got your wax and they

1336
01:29:40.479 --> 01:29:42.600
<v Speaker 2>pull out some ship like this.

1337
01:29:43.039 --> 01:29:49.960
<v Speaker 5>Well, and sometimes because like cockroaches bite and so we

1338
01:29:50.159 --> 01:29:56.560
<v Speaker 5>have had instances that's disturbing. But we have had patients

1339
01:29:56.600 --> 01:30:00.000
<v Speaker 5>that would come in that had a roach and their ears.

1340
01:30:00.159 --> 01:30:02.119
<v Speaker 5>They didn't know there was a roach in their ear,

1341
01:30:02.880 --> 01:30:09.159
<v Speaker 5>and they were having like weird like pains and noises noises,

1342
01:30:09.399 --> 01:30:11.920
<v Speaker 5>oh voices in their ear and stuff like that. And

1343
01:30:11.960 --> 01:30:16.079
<v Speaker 5>it had actually chewed through the air drum.

1344
01:30:16.680 --> 01:30:17.760
<v Speaker 2>That is so gross.

1345
01:30:17.840 --> 01:30:19.760
<v Speaker 5>I'm just trying to get into the air canal.

1346
01:30:20.439 --> 01:30:25.880
<v Speaker 2>So this one was, Yeah, one hundred and fifty live

1347
01:30:26.159 --> 01:30:29.600
<v Speaker 2>bugs removed from his nose and he doesn't know how

1348
01:30:29.600 --> 01:30:30.159
<v Speaker 2>they got there.

1349
01:30:33.399 --> 01:30:39.920
<v Speaker 5>Gross, but not surprising because I was gonna say, I've

1350
01:30:39.960 --> 01:30:43.479
<v Speaker 5>seen a lot of We've done a lot of maggots

1351
01:30:43.640 --> 01:30:46.960
<v Speaker 5>removal from wounds and people.

1352
01:30:47.159 --> 01:30:50.079
<v Speaker 2>It's a whole Yeah, it's a whole thing. Like where

1353
01:30:50.119 --> 01:30:53.720
<v Speaker 2>it's got a real like it's called nasal myasis, and

1354
01:30:53.760 --> 01:30:57.239
<v Speaker 2>that is an infestation of fly larvae in your nasal cavity.

1355
01:30:57.279 --> 01:31:00.079
<v Speaker 2>So if it has a name, you guys, that that

1356
01:31:00.119 --> 01:31:01.039
<v Speaker 2>means it's happened a lot.

1357
01:31:01.359 --> 01:31:04.880
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, to be able to give them a diagnosis,

1358
01:31:04.960 --> 01:31:09.039
<v Speaker 5>kind of like the surgical sponges being left in a person.

1359
01:31:09.399 --> 01:31:10.479
<v Speaker 5>It's got their own name.

1360
01:31:10.960 --> 01:31:14.479
<v Speaker 2>So screw worms often lay their eggs inside of noses

1361
01:31:14.520 --> 01:31:18.319
<v Speaker 2>because they are attracted to them. I guess I don't

1362
01:31:18.319 --> 01:31:22.920
<v Speaker 2>know what a screwworm is, but apparently that's what happened,

1363
01:31:23.039 --> 01:31:26.000
<v Speaker 2>and they did get them out and he was fine,

1364
01:31:26.199 --> 01:31:30.520
<v Speaker 2>But that is bananas. They were living and feeding off

1365
01:31:30.560 --> 01:31:32.479
<v Speaker 2>of him, which.

1366
01:31:33.079 --> 01:31:37.520
<v Speaker 5>That doesn't surprise me because like we don't have them here.

1367
01:31:37.560 --> 01:31:43.439
<v Speaker 5>But botflies burrow underneath your skin and lay larva, and

1368
01:31:43.520 --> 01:31:47.399
<v Speaker 5>then the larva are like really huge, so you get

1369
01:31:47.439 --> 01:31:53.920
<v Speaker 5>these gigantic like they almost look like a gigantic sebaceous

1370
01:31:53.920 --> 01:31:59.760
<v Speaker 5>sist or something, but when you slice it open, it's

1371
01:31:59.840 --> 01:32:02.239
<v Speaker 5>actually a giant fly larvae.

1372
01:32:03.000 --> 01:32:07.760
<v Speaker 2>That's this guy. He didn't have that much symptoms, they said,

1373
01:32:07.960 --> 01:32:12.079
<v Speaker 2>and except his only in a couple hours his face

1374
01:32:12.159 --> 01:32:15.439
<v Speaker 2>started to swell, and then his lips swelled, and then

1375
01:32:15.800 --> 01:32:18.720
<v Speaker 2>he started to bleed and that. But they were in

1376
01:32:18.760 --> 01:32:23.199
<v Speaker 2>there like a long time, and usually naggots only feed

1377
01:32:23.239 --> 01:32:27.239
<v Speaker 2>off of dead flesh, not live tissue. So it makes

1378
01:32:27.279 --> 01:32:29.600
<v Speaker 2>me wonder what else was going on with him, like

1379
01:32:29.680 --> 01:32:32.199
<v Speaker 2>if he had a cancer or I don't know what.

1380
01:32:32.760 --> 01:32:36.960
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, and it definitely could be or there could

1381
01:32:37.000 --> 01:32:40.239
<v Speaker 5>be some kind of something going on with the sinuses.

1382
01:32:40.319 --> 01:32:44.479
<v Speaker 2>Where shocking to me. Yeah, Lack, I did not know.

1383
01:32:44.880 --> 01:32:49.319
<v Speaker 2>I did not know this disgusting thing. I almost called

1384
01:32:49.359 --> 01:32:51.840
<v Speaker 2>you to tell you save it for our disgusting one.

1385
01:32:51.880 --> 01:32:53.920
<v Speaker 2>So I only put one picture of these because I

1386
01:32:54.039 --> 01:32:56.760
<v Speaker 2>promise you they are coming right up when we do

1387
01:32:56.800 --> 01:33:02.840
<v Speaker 2>scary season. Yeah, these are disgusting and they're real.

1388
01:33:03.800 --> 01:33:07.840
<v Speaker 5>Tell people. What you're looking at hair balls.

1389
01:33:07.479 --> 01:33:10.479
<v Speaker 2>Like it's a people bezelar or some how do you say,

1390
01:33:10.479 --> 01:33:13.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm bizarre something like that.

1391
01:33:13.319 --> 01:33:19.520
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, So we are going to talk about Pika a

1392
01:33:19.520 --> 01:33:24.439
<v Speaker 5>little bit. And Pika, like we mentioned earlier, is people

1393
01:33:24.800 --> 01:33:30.640
<v Speaker 5>having the urge to eat inedible objects, and a lot

1394
01:33:30.680 --> 01:33:35.560
<v Speaker 5>of times it's from malnutrition, nutrient deficiencies, things like that.

1395
01:33:36.199 --> 01:33:44.000
<v Speaker 5>So people will eat all kinds of crazy things. Hold

1396
01:33:44.079 --> 01:33:47.039
<v Speaker 5>on a minute, I got to get to my Pika section.

1397
01:33:48.279 --> 01:33:55.439
<v Speaker 5>What so nails, screws, bolts, These are definitely a lot

1398
01:33:55.439 --> 01:34:00.199
<v Speaker 5>of psychiatric patients or prison population do those things, and

1399
01:34:00.279 --> 01:34:05.960
<v Speaker 5>often repeatedly. Like the table full of buttons and thimbles

1400
01:34:06.000 --> 01:34:11.039
<v Speaker 5>and hairpins and safety pins and whatever looks like a

1401
01:34:11.079 --> 01:34:16.720
<v Speaker 5>toolbox spilled inside of them, coins, batteries, keys, and padlocks.

1402
01:34:17.319 --> 01:34:20.960
<v Speaker 5>I think a padlock would be really hard to swallow.

1403
01:34:21.239 --> 01:34:24.840
<v Speaker 2>Here's another one. Well, I don't know. This looks like

1404
01:34:24.920 --> 01:34:27.479
<v Speaker 2>almost as much as the padlock. On some level, this

1405
01:34:27.560 --> 01:34:28.479
<v Speaker 2>is a patient.

1406
01:34:30.119 --> 01:34:42.920
<v Speaker 5>This is a whole nether long table full of chains, screws, bolts, nuts, keys,

1407
01:34:43.000 --> 01:34:45.279
<v Speaker 5>the end of the fork with all the times on

1408
01:34:45.399 --> 01:34:53.720
<v Speaker 5>it house number number six. Interesting. There is literally like

1409
01:34:53.960 --> 01:34:58.800
<v Speaker 5>every kind of piece of metal you could think of

1410
01:34:58.960 --> 01:34:59.720
<v Speaker 5>that was in this.

1411
01:35:01.079 --> 01:35:05.840
<v Speaker 2>It's so strange. It's just yeah, I don't know.

1412
01:35:05.960 --> 01:35:16.640
<v Speaker 5>So soil, clay, chalk, let's see, uh, styrofoam. A lot

1413
01:35:16.680 --> 01:35:21.239
<v Speaker 5>of cultures, it says, have a traditional clay consumption, but

1414
01:35:21.520 --> 01:35:25.439
<v Speaker 5>compulsive amounts of eating clay and obviously hardened and you've

1415
01:35:25.439 --> 01:35:32.279
<v Speaker 5>got lead to blackages or heavy metal poisoning, sand or gravel.

1416
01:35:34.640 --> 01:35:36.920
<v Speaker 2>So crazy yuck.

1417
01:35:37.399 --> 01:35:42.239
<v Speaker 5>Hair that is, the hair is a cop It's called

1418
01:35:42.279 --> 01:35:47.960
<v Speaker 5>trickophasia or trick obeys or, and it's compulsive hair eating

1419
01:35:48.640 --> 01:35:52.399
<v Speaker 5>that can lead to these massive, lovely hairballs. The one

1420
01:35:52.439 --> 01:35:55.239
<v Speaker 5>on the left looks like a rat.

1421
01:35:55.880 --> 01:36:01.079
<v Speaker 2>It does. They're so yucky. But I just can't. I mean,

1422
01:36:01.119 --> 01:36:04.439
<v Speaker 2>there's no part of you that will come out well

1423
01:36:04.520 --> 01:36:08.079
<v Speaker 2>eating some weird things. It's just not it's not going

1424
01:36:08.159 --> 01:36:08.920
<v Speaker 2>to work out for you.

1425
01:36:09.359 --> 01:36:18.279
<v Speaker 5>So cotton balls, fabric, thread, paper, cardboard, toilet paper also

1426
01:36:18.560 --> 01:36:23.199
<v Speaker 5>has a name, believe it or not. It's called xylophasia,

1427
01:36:23.359 --> 01:36:29.760
<v Speaker 5>and that's paper eating, styrofoam, plastic pins, bottle caps, wrappers,

1428
01:36:30.159 --> 01:36:34.039
<v Speaker 5>chunks of plastic bags. I think my cat has pika

1429
01:36:34.079 --> 01:36:35.520
<v Speaker 5>because he eats plastic bags.

1430
01:36:35.520 --> 01:36:37.880
<v Speaker 2>All he likes to eat all this stuff.

1431
01:36:38.520 --> 01:36:45.560
<v Speaker 5>Glass shards again. Psychiatric patients, they said, are the most common,

1432
01:36:46.159 --> 01:36:52.479
<v Speaker 5>either from glass bottles or broken light bulbs, razor blades,

1433
01:36:53.800 --> 01:37:01.159
<v Speaker 5>wooden splinters, pencils, erasers, graphite from the pencil stone, and pebbles.

1434
01:37:01.319 --> 01:37:07.920
<v Speaker 5>That's also got its own name, that's lithough phasia, ash, charcoal,

1435
01:37:08.279 --> 01:37:14.359
<v Speaker 5>burnt matches, soap, and detergent. Ice, which also has its

1436
01:37:14.359 --> 01:37:16.880
<v Speaker 5>own name. It's called pagophasia.

1437
01:37:18.439 --> 01:37:20.840
<v Speaker 2>And if you have an ice craving, you should have

1438
01:37:20.880 --> 01:37:22.159
<v Speaker 2>your iron checked as well.

1439
01:37:25.880 --> 01:37:28.359
<v Speaker 5>What is that that he's holding.

1440
01:37:29.760 --> 01:37:31.720
<v Speaker 2>I didn't want to interrupt. I was just setting up

1441
01:37:31.760 --> 01:37:35.279
<v Speaker 2>for our next load of fun, you know.

1442
01:37:36.560 --> 01:37:41.960
<v Speaker 5>But but drug but drugs, Yeah, there's a lot of

1443
01:37:42.319 --> 01:37:47.399
<v Speaker 5>unfortunately that and when you swallow, uh, it's usually in

1444
01:37:47.439 --> 01:37:50.520
<v Speaker 5>a condom because they're coded, they're easier to get down.

1445
01:37:51.359 --> 01:37:55.319
<v Speaker 5>But if one of those bags ruptures, you can actually

1446
01:37:55.479 --> 01:37:57.960
<v Speaker 5>die very quickly from that.

1447
01:37:58.039 --> 01:38:01.479
<v Speaker 2>And these people were so they didn't even use condoms.

1448
01:38:01.479 --> 01:38:04.720
<v Speaker 2>They use like torn up papers or plastic.

1449
01:38:04.319 --> 01:38:12.119
<v Speaker 5>Plastic bags Walmart shows, not even the drug mules.

1450
01:38:12.159 --> 01:38:15.800
<v Speaker 2>It's not. The sad thing is it's not even like

1451
01:38:15.800 --> 01:38:19.479
<v Speaker 2>like a baggy. It's like just torn up pieces, like

1452
01:38:19.800 --> 01:38:22.359
<v Speaker 2>do you really want drugs? So bad that you would

1453
01:38:22.399 --> 01:38:26.960
<v Speaker 2>do them out of first of all, whoever trust tied

1454
01:38:27.039 --> 01:38:29.600
<v Speaker 2>them then put them in the butt, you know, it

1455
01:38:29.800 --> 01:38:32.960
<v Speaker 2>goes through the whole. Yeah, no, it's just no.

1456
01:38:34.000 --> 01:38:36.560
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I don't think there's anything in the world that

1457
01:38:36.680 --> 01:38:40.000
<v Speaker 5>I would need from a person's butt.

1458
01:38:40.560 --> 01:38:47.520
<v Speaker 2>Just say, absolutely not, absolutely not. I just can't imagine.

1459
01:38:47.640 --> 01:38:49.920
<v Speaker 2>And this is my last photo that I have.

1460
01:38:50.560 --> 01:38:57.039
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, mister, mister sword swallower. So professional sword swallowers trained

1461
01:38:57.079 --> 01:39:02.039
<v Speaker 5>to relax the throat muscles to line up perfectly straight. However,

1462
01:39:02.720 --> 01:39:08.880
<v Speaker 5>sometimes going terribly wrong. Cases exist of performers puncturing their

1463
01:39:08.920 --> 01:39:13.960
<v Speaker 5>stomachs or tearing their throats mid act. One sword swallower

1464
01:39:14.199 --> 01:39:18.760
<v Speaker 5>accidentally swallowed part of his prop sword that broke off

1465
01:39:18.800 --> 01:39:21.359
<v Speaker 5>and it got stuck in his gut.

1466
01:39:22.079 --> 01:39:25.520
<v Speaker 2>And this poor guy it went through and went sideways,

1467
01:39:25.920 --> 01:39:32.239
<v Speaker 2>slight deviation and came out. Yeah, their's side underneath.

1468
01:39:33.880 --> 01:39:36.079
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I don't understand.

1469
01:39:36.640 --> 01:39:39.960
<v Speaker 2>And he lived because I'm telling you guys, obviously he

1470
01:39:40.079 --> 01:39:44.279
<v Speaker 2>hit his long I mean, there's no way it's right there.

1471
01:39:45.399 --> 01:39:49.319
<v Speaker 5>So yeah that, I mean, this guy's got I'm assuming

1472
01:39:49.439 --> 01:39:54.399
<v Speaker 5>that they used like robotics on him, but this guy's

1473
01:39:54.439 --> 01:39:58.199
<v Speaker 5>got like a Frankenstein scar on his head.

1474
01:39:59.239 --> 01:40:01.840
<v Speaker 2>He didn't explain the whole thing, but he did say

1475
01:40:02.000 --> 01:40:05.000
<v Speaker 2>he was very lucky to be alive. And I have

1476
01:40:05.079 --> 01:40:08.239
<v Speaker 2>to agree with him because of where that was, right,

1477
01:40:09.039 --> 01:40:12.840
<v Speaker 2>was pretty wild, very.

1478
01:40:12.560 --> 01:40:18.560
<v Speaker 5>Close to like puncturing his lung. So when we mentioned

1479
01:40:18.680 --> 01:40:27.199
<v Speaker 5>earlier about prison or psychiatric cases swallowing spoons and silverware,

1480
01:40:27.319 --> 01:40:32.159
<v Speaker 5>one man was found to have a dozen spoons and

1481
01:40:32.279 --> 01:40:36.600
<v Speaker 5>forks inside of his stomach that they removed at one

1482
01:40:36.640 --> 01:40:41.039
<v Speaker 5>point in time. So it was it was quite a

1483
01:40:41.119 --> 01:40:44.720
<v Speaker 5>lot of silverware that they removed from that guy. So dozens,

1484
01:40:45.479 --> 01:40:46.800
<v Speaker 5>dozens of spoons.

1485
01:40:46.840 --> 01:40:49.600
<v Speaker 2>Every time I go to stop sharing or share it

1486
01:40:49.720 --> 01:40:55.119
<v Speaker 2>kicks me out. I don't know, Oh my gosh. Whatever.

1487
01:40:56.079 --> 01:41:05.960
<v Speaker 5>So here's some other unusual insertions. Chess pieces, Christmas ornaments

1488
01:41:05.960 --> 01:41:12.399
<v Speaker 5>out hello, golf balls, billiard balls, hand grenades in the

1489
01:41:12.399 --> 01:41:15.319
<v Speaker 5>butt A hand grenade?

1490
01:41:15.720 --> 01:41:20.640
<v Speaker 2>No, just no, they have to evacuate the hospital. Everyone's

1491
01:41:20.680 --> 01:41:21.079
<v Speaker 2>gonna know.

1492
01:41:22.159 --> 01:41:27.920
<v Speaker 5>Inmates in South America were reported hiving, hiding live grenades

1493
01:41:28.079 --> 01:41:32.439
<v Speaker 5>inside their butts to avoid detection.

1494
01:41:35.319 --> 01:41:39.319
<v Speaker 2>And use them for what You're a prisoner, what is happening?

1495
01:41:40.079 --> 01:41:44.760
<v Speaker 5>They were wanting to use them against their enemy, I guess.

1496
01:41:44.840 --> 01:41:48.239
<v Speaker 5>And so when they captured all of them. They all

1497
01:41:48.239 --> 01:41:51.319
<v Speaker 5>had grenades in their butt. That sounds like a great.

1498
01:41:51.199 --> 01:41:53.119
<v Speaker 2>It sounds like a big.

1499
01:41:52.920 --> 01:42:02.159
<v Speaker 5>Bang nail, polished bottles, car car keys or car parts,

1500
01:42:03.680 --> 01:42:08.880
<v Speaker 5>plastic froat forks that are broken. Sometimes people get those

1501
01:42:08.960 --> 01:42:12.960
<v Speaker 5>little times of the fork, lodged barbie dolls, that's a

1502
01:42:13.000 --> 01:42:18.279
<v Speaker 5>common thing. Candlesticks are uper common, or candles in general,

1503
01:42:18.359 --> 01:42:21.520
<v Speaker 5>pillar candles and shot glasses.

1504
01:42:22.479 --> 01:42:26.159
<v Speaker 2>Really, that seems like a bad plan. Anything glass like,

1505
01:42:26.239 --> 01:42:26.680
<v Speaker 2>come on.

1506
01:42:26.720 --> 01:42:30.720
<v Speaker 5>Guys, well, and not to mention the shot glass has

1507
01:42:30.760 --> 01:42:35.399
<v Speaker 5>an opening that creates that suction. When your muscle's titan.

1508
01:42:35.800 --> 01:42:39.039
<v Speaker 2>It's gonna suction straight to your cervix. If your chick f.

1509
01:42:39.000 --> 01:42:49.199
<v Speaker 5>One about screwdrivers, rolling pins, and flash drives. A woman

1510
01:42:49.560 --> 01:42:53.840
<v Speaker 5>hid a flash drive inside of her vagina so that

1511
01:42:53.920 --> 01:42:57.159
<v Speaker 5>she could make sure that her data was safe.

1512
01:42:57.399 --> 01:43:02.159
<v Speaker 2>Oh maybe she was a podcaster. Ah maybe maybe, So

1513
01:43:02.560 --> 01:43:06.000
<v Speaker 2>she must have done some like Epstein files or something

1514
01:43:06.000 --> 01:43:07.039
<v Speaker 2>because she was worried.

1515
01:43:08.079 --> 01:43:12.800
<v Speaker 5>Okay, so along the animal. Then we've already talked about

1516
01:43:12.800 --> 01:43:16.840
<v Speaker 5>some of them. Live fish like you showed the one earlier.

1517
01:43:17.000 --> 01:43:21.199
<v Speaker 5>Some reports of fish like something called a lochus, I

1518
01:43:21.239 --> 01:43:25.479
<v Speaker 5>don't know what that is, are inserted for folk healing

1519
01:43:25.680 --> 01:43:32.920
<v Speaker 5>similar to eels. This one is disgusting. Chicken bones a

1520
01:43:32.960 --> 01:43:38.520
<v Speaker 5>fragment found in a vagina after a patient attempted self

1521
01:43:38.840 --> 01:43:40.800
<v Speaker 5>treatment for a prolapse.

1522
01:43:42.640 --> 01:43:45.960
<v Speaker 2>How is that going to help? Is my question? What

1523
01:43:46.159 --> 01:43:48.000
<v Speaker 2>is this thought process.

1524
01:43:47.880 --> 01:43:51.159
<v Speaker 5>You like that's going to hold it up inside of You.

1525
01:43:51.079 --> 01:43:55.079
<v Speaker 2>Both saw the stuff coming out, and it's a lot

1526
01:43:55.119 --> 01:43:58.439
<v Speaker 2>of stuff. Clearly that's gonna need a lot of work

1527
01:43:58.479 --> 01:44:01.720
<v Speaker 2>to hold it back in. Now you've just made it heavier,

1528
01:44:01.840 --> 01:44:03.880
<v Speaker 2>whether it's a little bit or a.

1529
01:44:03.840 --> 01:44:09.600
<v Speaker 5>Lot, or it could go around it just like your

1530
01:44:09.760 --> 01:44:12.159
<v Speaker 5>butt going around a thong. You know what I'm saying.

1531
01:44:12.680 --> 01:44:15.199
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't make any that just doesn't make any.

1532
01:44:15.079 --> 01:44:20.039
<v Speaker 5>Sense that that was gross to me. Here's another just

1533
01:44:20.159 --> 01:44:27.079
<v Speaker 5>absolutely off the wall, disgusting. I almost threw up live cockroaches.

1534
01:44:27.279 --> 01:44:37.039
<v Speaker 5>Oh hell, inside of the patient ants.

1535
01:44:35.239 --> 01:44:40.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. But what like that to me is so like,

1536
01:44:40.600 --> 01:44:41.680
<v Speaker 2>what are you doing?

1537
01:44:42.399 --> 01:44:46.279
<v Speaker 5>How about this jewelry or money rolls?

1538
01:44:47.880 --> 01:44:51.159
<v Speaker 2>Now, we got to talk about Mexico. If you go

1539
01:44:51.239 --> 01:44:52.279
<v Speaker 2>to Mexico in some.

1540
01:44:52.359 --> 01:44:55.640
<v Speaker 5>Places put your money in your butt.

1541
01:44:57.000 --> 01:45:01.159
<v Speaker 2>No no, And you go to some Kinki places. As

1542
01:45:01.239 --> 01:45:04.479
<v Speaker 2>per a story from multiple people in my family, I've

1543
01:45:04.560 --> 01:45:09.039
<v Speaker 2>never been to an area that is like this. Apparently

1544
01:45:09.560 --> 01:45:13.279
<v Speaker 2>the girls don't want to give your change back, and

1545
01:45:13.399 --> 01:45:16.520
<v Speaker 2>so you give them money and then they squat to

1546
01:45:16.560 --> 01:45:19.039
<v Speaker 2>give you the change, and most people won't take it

1547
01:45:19.079 --> 01:45:26.479
<v Speaker 2>from no, and so they're like, keep it, you can

1548
01:45:26.840 --> 01:45:28.840
<v Speaker 2>have that. I think they might have been at the

1549
01:45:28.880 --> 01:45:32.399
<v Speaker 2>Donkey show or the Ping Pong show or whatever show.

1550
01:45:33.279 --> 01:45:37.079
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I wasn't there, but surely make sure

1551
01:45:37.119 --> 01:45:37.840
<v Speaker 2>you have change.

1552
01:45:37.840 --> 01:45:42.199
<v Speaker 5>Apparently, Yeah, no, that's a big fat no for me again,

1553
01:45:42.520 --> 01:45:44.000
<v Speaker 5>not taking anything.

1554
01:45:44.119 --> 01:45:47.680
<v Speaker 2>You imagine somebody she just jumps up on the table

1555
01:45:47.760 --> 01:45:50.720
<v Speaker 2>and squat's down your change and you're just sitting there like.

1556
01:45:53.720 --> 01:45:57.039
<v Speaker 5>It's like a slot machine, like.

1557
01:46:01.520 --> 01:46:05.479
<v Speaker 2>Yeah no, oh my gosh. And and the infection, like

1558
01:46:05.560 --> 01:46:09.359
<v Speaker 2>I just can't imagine. Money is so dirty if people

1559
01:46:09.399 --> 01:46:12.960
<v Speaker 2>only knew, like and I have heard of strippers that

1560
01:46:13.039 --> 01:46:19.199
<v Speaker 2>get their dollars rolled up and inserted. I never needed

1561
01:46:19.239 --> 01:46:22.159
<v Speaker 2>money that bad. I will never need money that bad.

1562
01:46:22.560 --> 01:46:23.319
<v Speaker 2>I don't care.

1563
01:46:24.840 --> 01:46:27.039
<v Speaker 5>I don't care if it's one hundred dollars bill. You

1564
01:46:27.079 --> 01:46:30.439
<v Speaker 5>can keep it because that is gross, because that is.

1565
01:46:30.479 --> 01:46:33.279
<v Speaker 2>All kinds of it's just so dirty.

1566
01:46:33.760 --> 01:46:36.520
<v Speaker 5>And think about it this way, though, if you if

1567
01:46:36.520 --> 01:46:41.800
<v Speaker 5>you wanted to get change or a bill changer, in

1568
01:46:42.279 --> 01:46:46.640
<v Speaker 5>that area. You wouldn't have to buy that perfume because

1569
01:46:46.680 --> 01:46:47.880
<v Speaker 5>you would already have it.

1570
01:46:48.279 --> 01:46:51.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you will smell like that already, and I'm sure

1571
01:46:51.880 --> 01:46:55.720
<v Speaker 2>it's all natural at that point, so I'm sure it is.

1572
01:46:56.840 --> 01:47:02.399
<v Speaker 5>I just yeah, no, So how about a cell phone charger? Oh,

1573
01:47:02.640 --> 01:47:06.199
<v Speaker 5>not phone, but the cords and the chargers have been

1574
01:47:06.319 --> 01:47:08.319
<v Speaker 5>recovered rectally.

1575
01:47:09.880 --> 01:47:13.600
<v Speaker 2>Were they plugging in? Are you electronic? I'm not sure.

1576
01:47:14.800 --> 01:47:17.600
<v Speaker 2>But also it doesn't even seem like it would be like,

1577
01:47:18.760 --> 01:47:21.199
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, that's not impressive. It doesn't look like it

1578
01:47:21.239 --> 01:47:23.840
<v Speaker 2>would feel good. I don't know what you're doing there

1579
01:47:23.960 --> 01:47:25.800
<v Speaker 2>like that just seems to me crazy.

1580
01:47:26.119 --> 01:47:29.319
<v Speaker 5>And if you pulled on the cord, it's gonna unplug

1581
01:47:29.359 --> 01:47:30.880
<v Speaker 5>from the charger one.

1582
01:47:30.800 --> 01:47:33.319
<v Speaker 2>Hundred percent, Like what are you doing?

1583
01:47:33.720 --> 01:47:36.479
<v Speaker 5>Stop playing stupid games?

1584
01:47:37.039 --> 01:47:37.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

1585
01:47:37.279 --> 01:47:42.560
<v Speaker 5>How about mercury thermometers?

1586
01:47:42.600 --> 01:47:45.199
<v Speaker 2>Okay, if if it was not you know, if you're

1587
01:47:45.199 --> 01:47:48.319
<v Speaker 2>taking a real temperature and this happens, you remember this

1588
01:47:48.399 --> 01:47:50.479
<v Speaker 2>in nursing school. How scared they made us of this?

1589
01:47:51.279 --> 01:47:53.399
<v Speaker 2>As you can poison somebody and.

1590
01:47:53.279 --> 01:47:57.199
<v Speaker 5>It's one hundred because mercury is toxic to human beings.

1591
01:47:57.239 --> 01:48:03.399
<v Speaker 5>But not only has that happen in the medical realm,

1592
01:48:03.720 --> 01:48:08.840
<v Speaker 5>but people also do it for fun and whatever.

1593
01:48:09.720 --> 01:48:12.359
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you're life, You're well.

1594
01:48:13.199 --> 01:48:23.319
<v Speaker 5>How about lightsabers toys rectly and an adult question? Again,

1595
01:48:23.520 --> 01:48:25.640
<v Speaker 5>did you steal this toy from your child? If you

1596
01:48:25.680 --> 01:48:31.039
<v Speaker 5>bought it for yourself, it's still not a toy, but whatever,

1597
01:48:31.840 --> 01:48:34.279
<v Speaker 5>But if you took your child's lightsaber, you're a bad

1598
01:48:34.319 --> 01:48:37.239
<v Speaker 5>guy or girl. And I hope the hell if you

1599
01:48:37.439 --> 01:48:40.359
<v Speaker 5>use something like that that you do not give it

1600
01:48:40.399 --> 01:48:42.239
<v Speaker 5>back to your child, you.

1601
01:48:42.880 --> 01:48:43.680
<v Speaker 2>Straight to hell.

1602
01:48:43.760 --> 01:48:46.640
<v Speaker 5>If you do tell them that you lost it. There

1603
01:48:46.720 --> 01:48:50.640
<v Speaker 5>is no amount of washing that could make that go

1604
01:48:50.760 --> 01:48:53.399
<v Speaker 5>back to that child and be Okay, I'm just knowing.

1605
01:48:53.560 --> 01:48:56.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm okay, I'm not Jesus or God. I'm not trying

1606
01:48:56.600 --> 01:48:58.800
<v Speaker 2>to really say that, but that you know that's wrong.

1607
01:49:00.159 --> 01:49:05.479
<v Speaker 5>So there's a case of another psychiatric patient. He had

1608
01:49:05.720 --> 01:49:13.159
<v Speaker 5>inserted on multiple occasions, different toothbrushes into his punani and

1609
01:49:13.279 --> 01:49:19.279
<v Speaker 5>they fused together so it made like a giant mass

1610
01:49:19.319 --> 01:49:20.359
<v Speaker 5>of hard plastic.

1611
01:49:22.439 --> 01:49:27.560
<v Speaker 2>It is power path Also, FYI, people make sure your

1612
01:49:27.600 --> 01:49:30.119
<v Speaker 2>toothbrushes are put away. If you have people over to

1613
01:49:30.199 --> 01:49:31.479
<v Speaker 2>your house that you don't know.

1614
01:49:32.399 --> 01:49:36.000
<v Speaker 5>People always doing the handle.

1615
01:49:36.800 --> 01:49:41.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know, maybe I have trust issues with everything, but.

1616
01:49:41.239 --> 01:49:48.039
<v Speaker 7>That you know, especially after especially after today's show. I know,

1617
01:49:48.760 --> 01:49:52.920
<v Speaker 7>how about this one, gosh a hard glasses case?

1618
01:49:53.680 --> 01:49:57.199
<v Speaker 2>Really yeah, I just I don't get it.

1619
01:49:58.159 --> 01:50:02.079
<v Speaker 5>I don't get that one, like at all because okay,

1620
01:50:02.079 --> 01:50:06.640
<v Speaker 5>granted for the size, okay, cool, but if it's hinged

1621
01:50:06.680 --> 01:50:08.159
<v Speaker 5>and what if it opens?

1622
01:50:08.920 --> 01:50:11.239
<v Speaker 2>There's so many what ifs on so many of these

1623
01:50:11.279 --> 01:50:15.399
<v Speaker 2>things that I'm like, what were you thinking? Why? Yeah?

1624
01:50:15.479 --> 01:50:17.159
<v Speaker 5>Why are you retarded?

1625
01:50:17.800 --> 01:50:20.159
<v Speaker 2>Like the toys? The toys are the toys, like if

1626
01:50:20.159 --> 01:50:23.680
<v Speaker 2>the if it's if it's built to be there, granted,

1627
01:50:23.800 --> 01:50:26.960
<v Speaker 2>if it's ten and a half inches long, maybe restrain yourself,

1628
01:50:27.239 --> 01:50:30.560
<v Speaker 2>like I mean, calm down, but you don't want to

1629
01:50:30.600 --> 01:50:31.680
<v Speaker 2>lose it, is what I'm.

1630
01:50:31.560 --> 01:50:37.880
<v Speaker 5>Saying, one hundred percent. Yeah, So back on the Pika stuff.

1631
01:50:39.359 --> 01:50:43.199
<v Speaker 5>So what you were talking about earlier was the bezors

1632
01:50:43.800 --> 01:50:50.680
<v Speaker 5>and its masses of indigestible indigestible material hair, paper, fabric,

1633
01:50:50.760 --> 01:50:54.840
<v Speaker 5>plastic that fills the stomach and the intestines. It can

1634
01:50:54.920 --> 01:51:01.119
<v Speaker 5>definitely cause intestinal perforations. Plus you you are no longer

1635
01:51:01.239 --> 01:51:06.439
<v Speaker 5>hungry because your stomach and intestines are full of shit

1636
01:51:06.479 --> 01:51:11.119
<v Speaker 5>bear your everyday items or whatever, and so gosh, I

1637
01:51:11.159 --> 01:51:15.720
<v Speaker 5>can build up cause heavy metal poisoning and stuff like

1638
01:51:15.760 --> 01:51:26.159
<v Speaker 5>that blockages malnutrition, so they eat string yarn, rope, rubber bands, foam,

1639
01:51:26.439 --> 01:51:30.119
<v Speaker 5>even couch stuffing or mattress foam.

1640
01:51:32.039 --> 01:51:32.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

1641
01:51:32.520 --> 01:51:35.000
<v Speaker 5>About you, but I would think that would be really

1642
01:51:35.079 --> 01:51:36.319
<v Speaker 5>fucking hard to swallow.

1643
01:51:36.479 --> 01:51:39.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying, also, it would be hard coming out

1644
01:51:39.880 --> 01:51:45.319
<v Speaker 2>like clearly, clearly these people are having issues. So here's

1645
01:51:45.359 --> 01:51:48.239
<v Speaker 2>my advice. If you have pika, be a spitter. I

1646
01:51:48.239 --> 01:51:50.159
<v Speaker 2>don't know what else to tell you. Don't swallow it.

1647
01:51:50.479 --> 01:51:56.359
<v Speaker 2>If you have to chew the damn hair, cyrophoam, whatever

1648
01:51:56.399 --> 01:51:59.039
<v Speaker 2>the hell that thing is, spit it out.

1649
01:51:59.159 --> 01:51:59.920
<v Speaker 5>Man.

1650
01:52:00.159 --> 01:52:03.239
<v Speaker 2>In other countries they season rocks. Have you seen this shit?

1651
01:52:05.039 --> 01:52:10.239
<v Speaker 2>It's real like they season like deliciously seasoned, clean rocks,

1652
01:52:11.119 --> 01:52:14.279
<v Speaker 2>and people eat eat them, but don't swallow them. They

1653
01:52:14.319 --> 01:52:17.199
<v Speaker 2>just spit them out. And I'm like, look, if you're

1654
01:52:17.199 --> 01:52:19.239
<v Speaker 2>gonna do some shit like that, make sure you know

1655
01:52:19.279 --> 01:52:22.520
<v Speaker 2>how to spit something out, like I don't know.

1656
01:52:22.800 --> 01:52:25.279
<v Speaker 5>It's kind of like I want to reinforce. If you're

1657
01:52:25.319 --> 01:52:29.640
<v Speaker 5>going to eat a live squid, spit, don't swallow.

1658
01:52:30.119 --> 01:52:34.640
<v Speaker 2>Don't That live squid story scared me so bad. I've

1659
01:52:34.680 --> 01:52:37.119
<v Speaker 2>never ate any I don't want to eat anything alive.

1660
01:52:37.239 --> 01:52:39.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't even eat sushi, none of that stuff. Forget it.

1661
01:52:39.720 --> 01:52:43.079
<v Speaker 2>You guys know way, I don't care, like I don't.

1662
01:52:43.520 --> 01:52:46.079
<v Speaker 5>I don't want anything row like period.

1663
01:52:46.640 --> 01:52:49.239
<v Speaker 2>No it has I know people do it. I know

1664
01:52:49.279 --> 01:52:52.199
<v Speaker 2>they do. My kids love it. I won't touch it

1665
01:52:52.239 --> 01:52:53.119
<v Speaker 2>with a ten foot pole.

1666
01:52:53.239 --> 01:52:57.079
<v Speaker 5>Well, I like sushi, but I like sushi that is cooked.

1667
01:52:58.319 --> 01:53:01.039
<v Speaker 5>I don't eat raw sushi because that's discussing.

1668
01:53:01.720 --> 01:53:04.319
<v Speaker 2>I mean, and you have to deworm. If you guys

1669
01:53:04.359 --> 01:53:08.640
<v Speaker 2>eat a lot of sushi, and twice a year, it's

1670
01:53:08.880 --> 01:53:11.359
<v Speaker 2>recommended that you deworm. That's why you can't have sushi

1671
01:53:11.399 --> 01:53:13.920
<v Speaker 2>while you're pregnant, because everyone knows it gives you worms.

1672
01:53:14.239 --> 01:53:17.079
<v Speaker 2>Because all look, all you have to do is watch

1673
01:53:17.079 --> 01:53:20.640
<v Speaker 2>the show alone. They go out in the wilderness and

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01:53:20.760 --> 01:53:24.000
<v Speaker 2>where there's no people in Alaska, no people anywhere, so

1675
01:53:24.119 --> 01:53:26.720
<v Speaker 2>this is not a people thing. And they have to

1676
01:53:26.760 --> 01:53:29.399
<v Speaker 2>live basically off the land, and they're eating fish, and

1677
01:53:29.520 --> 01:53:32.560
<v Speaker 2>every one of them get sick every single time. And

1678
01:53:32.600 --> 01:53:35.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, they got worms, and you'll see them deteriorate,

1679
01:53:36.560 --> 01:53:40.199
<v Speaker 2>Like they weighed this much and they're eating every single day,

1680
01:53:40.239 --> 01:53:42.880
<v Speaker 2>and now they weigh this much and they're just laying

1681
01:53:42.920 --> 01:53:46.920
<v Speaker 2>around and you're like, right, because they've got worms.

1682
01:53:46.520 --> 01:53:50.920
<v Speaker 5>One hundred percent. And everybody should do paracyclans twice a.

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01:53:50.960 --> 01:53:53.720
<v Speaker 2>Year all the time, and you can do the ones

1684
01:53:53.760 --> 01:53:57.000
<v Speaker 2>from Walgreens, like, but just do something like just do

1685
01:53:57.800 --> 01:54:00.560
<v Speaker 2>you don't have to do the full It's better for

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01:54:00.600 --> 01:54:02.920
<v Speaker 2>you if you do the all natural ones. But it

1687
01:54:03.000 --> 01:54:06.960
<v Speaker 2>makes some people really sick. But if you can't hack that,

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01:54:07.079 --> 01:54:10.000
<v Speaker 2>at minimum, just at minimum do the ones. You know,

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01:54:10.079 --> 01:54:13.279
<v Speaker 2>in other countries, it's routine everywhere else, but here.

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01:54:14.399 --> 01:54:17.079
<v Speaker 5>I have a I have a really good one that

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01:54:17.159 --> 01:54:20.439
<v Speaker 5>I just did, and I take it in capsule form

1692
01:54:20.479 --> 01:54:25.479
<v Speaker 5>because I can. I cannot stomach the liquid it is

1693
01:54:25.680 --> 01:54:30.600
<v Speaker 5>so freakin' foul, but the capsules. And I was like,

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01:54:30.880 --> 01:54:33.159
<v Speaker 5>I know, I'm this is gonna be t m I, and.

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01:54:33.640 --> 01:54:39.199
<v Speaker 2>I think we're past the tmisers don't vaginas and like

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01:54:39.239 --> 01:54:39.720
<v Speaker 2>tm I.

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<v Speaker 5>But like when I was on it, I would look

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01:54:45.960 --> 01:54:48.560
<v Speaker 5>when I got up and I'm of course, I'm like,

1699
01:54:48.800 --> 01:54:52.079
<v Speaker 5>holy crap, like what is that? What is that?

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01:54:53.600 --> 01:55:00.199
<v Speaker 2>Not just kidding? If you eat pork, it does don't

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01:55:00.199 --> 01:55:03.720
<v Speaker 2>even matter. Yeah, but it doesn't even matter. People think

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01:55:03.800 --> 01:55:06.119
<v Speaker 2>that if they eat clean it will matter. It doesn't matter.

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01:55:06.239 --> 01:55:09.359
<v Speaker 2>They're poisoning your water, they're poisoning your food.

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01:55:09.720 --> 01:55:15.960
<v Speaker 5>Fairies, vegetables, let us all all that stuff, everything, let.

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01:55:15.840 --> 01:55:18.960
<v Speaker 2>Us let us is one of the number one parasite

1706
01:55:19.199 --> 01:55:23.520
<v Speaker 2>and the cilantro and green onions and those guys are

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01:55:23.520 --> 01:55:26.039
<v Speaker 2>not washing those. And I'm shocked at how many people

1708
01:55:26.079 --> 01:55:31.479
<v Speaker 2>think that produce is washed. It makes strawberries, you like,

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01:55:31.520 --> 01:55:36.239
<v Speaker 2>strawberries almost the number one, very sure for parasites. You

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01:55:36.319 --> 01:55:40.159
<v Speaker 2>have to soak the strawberries in water and salt and

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01:55:40.239 --> 01:55:42.920
<v Speaker 2>let them sit for a minute. And so a lot

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01:55:42.920 --> 01:55:44.760
<v Speaker 2>of people don't do this stuff, and I get it,

1713
01:55:44.840 --> 01:55:48.199
<v Speaker 2>but like, then do the parasite clans well?

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01:55:48.239 --> 01:55:52.239
<v Speaker 5>And the funny thing is, like bugs are not new

1715
01:55:52.720 --> 01:55:56.680
<v Speaker 5>to our food. Like I'm surprised I'm still alive because

1716
01:55:56.720 --> 01:55:59.520
<v Speaker 5>when we were little, we would literally go Yanka tomato

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01:55:59.640 --> 01:56:00.640
<v Speaker 5>off of the buying.

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01:56:00.439 --> 01:56:03.680
<v Speaker 2>In the garden, wash it, yeah, eat it.

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01:56:03.760 --> 01:56:08.920
<v Speaker 5>Or you know whatever else greene and we always did that.

1720
01:56:09.079 --> 01:56:12.199
<v Speaker 5>It was never a concern. But now, like I don't

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01:56:12.279 --> 01:56:14.720
<v Speaker 5>trust that anything is clean.

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01:56:15.359 --> 01:56:21.079
<v Speaker 2>No. No, the fertilizer, so if you get it from Mexico,

1723
01:56:21.199 --> 01:56:26.640
<v Speaker 2>you guys, they use human feces for their fertilizer, and

1724
01:56:26.680 --> 01:56:29.479
<v Speaker 2>so I'm not I'm not saying it's you know, I'm

1725
01:56:29.479 --> 01:56:32.159
<v Speaker 2>not going to diss it or whatever. But if you

1726
01:56:32.239 --> 01:56:33.960
<v Speaker 2>got to use it, you got to use it, I guess.

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01:56:34.039 --> 01:56:37.960
<v Speaker 2>But that means somethings soak things in when they're growing.

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01:56:39.119 --> 01:56:40.359
<v Speaker 2>So I don't know.

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01:56:40.760 --> 01:56:44.840
<v Speaker 5>Well, hey, it's a thing here now where they have

1730
01:56:45.119 --> 01:56:52.159
<v Speaker 5>like seven states now that signed on to uh compost bodies,

1731
01:56:52.960 --> 01:56:56.800
<v Speaker 5>oh for them for fertilizer.

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01:56:57.079 --> 01:56:59.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh gosh, that's worse than what I thought you were

1733
01:56:59.520 --> 01:57:03.680
<v Speaker 2>going to say. Utah just went ahead with using toilet

1734
01:57:03.720 --> 01:57:07.920
<v Speaker 2>water for drinking water, and I'm like a.

1735
01:57:07.800 --> 01:57:12.479
<v Speaker 5>Lot of places do that because it's cheaper. They run

1736
01:57:12.479 --> 01:57:15.359
<v Speaker 5>it through the sewage treatment plant, which they treat with

1737
01:57:15.439 --> 01:57:19.039
<v Speaker 5>all kinds of chemicals, and then they put it back

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01:57:19.079 --> 01:57:20.560
<v Speaker 5>into our clean water supply.

1739
01:57:21.520 --> 01:57:24.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I get you, guys, a reverse osmosis if you can.

1740
01:57:25.399 --> 01:57:26.479
<v Speaker 2>That's one thing we do.

1741
01:57:28.319 --> 01:57:34.640
<v Speaker 5>It's just disgusting. So another thing with Pika, because this

1742
01:57:34.800 --> 01:57:39.960
<v Speaker 5>is an important story they've done like oh what's it called,

1743
01:57:40.079 --> 01:57:44.159
<v Speaker 5>like forty eight hours kind of stuff. Oh, all these

1744
01:57:44.159 --> 01:57:51.720
<v Speaker 5>things so industrial and chemical issues like children eat paint chips.

1745
01:57:51.920 --> 01:57:52.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah.

1746
01:57:52.680 --> 01:57:56.920
<v Speaker 5>So if you have a property where like the porch

1747
01:57:57.000 --> 01:58:02.119
<v Speaker 5>railings peeling or the wood is peeling or whatever. Watch

1748
01:58:02.119 --> 01:58:04.479
<v Speaker 5>out for that because a lot of that is lead

1749
01:58:04.520 --> 01:58:07.640
<v Speaker 5>based paint, or especially used to be, but a lot

1750
01:58:07.720 --> 01:58:11.520
<v Speaker 5>of older buildings still have lead based paint. So that's

1751
01:58:11.560 --> 01:58:15.039
<v Speaker 5>a big thing because that's huge poisoning in children and

1752
01:58:15.079 --> 01:58:19.960
<v Speaker 5>they die from that especially and don't know what is

1753
01:58:20.520 --> 01:58:22.720
<v Speaker 5>making them so sick until it's too late.

1754
01:58:23.359 --> 01:58:28.479
<v Speaker 2>Corral dishes, vintage corral dishes before two thousand and five

1755
01:58:28.680 --> 01:58:32.840
<v Speaker 2>have high levels of lead. They are now recommended not

1756
01:58:33.039 --> 01:58:36.439
<v Speaker 2>to serve food and only as decorative pieces, just so

1757
01:58:36.479 --> 01:58:38.920
<v Speaker 2>people know that, because a lot of people don't know that,

1758
01:58:39.000 --> 01:58:40.039
<v Speaker 2>and they last forever.

1759
01:58:40.760 --> 01:58:43.680
<v Speaker 5>And then what if people do they make a plate

1760
01:58:43.680 --> 01:58:47.600
<v Speaker 5>of leftovers and they stick that in the microwave, which

1761
01:58:47.800 --> 01:58:51.920
<v Speaker 5>intensifies that lead toxicity that people get.

1762
01:58:52.720 --> 01:58:55.239
<v Speaker 2>Ye air fryer, they're good.

1763
01:58:55.479 --> 01:59:02.680
<v Speaker 5>That's disgusting. So chalk dust, chalk pieces, and dry wall plaster,

1764
01:59:03.680 --> 01:59:09.359
<v Speaker 5>that's uber toxic as well. Like you said, the strofoam pieces,

1765
01:59:10.520 --> 01:59:15.800
<v Speaker 5>bars of soap, candles, and wax. So like your grandpa,

1766
01:59:16.640 --> 01:59:18.239
<v Speaker 5>don't eat the cinnamon.

1767
01:59:18.640 --> 01:59:21.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah don't, but he bit it. He did that on purpose.

1768
01:59:22.279 --> 01:59:24.960
<v Speaker 2>He wanted me to take it away, and he goes,

1769
01:59:25.000 --> 01:59:26.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm just going to pretend to eat it. Then he

1770
01:59:26.800 --> 01:59:29.600
<v Speaker 2>bit it because he hated He said, I thought this

1771
01:59:29.800 --> 01:59:32.680
<v Speaker 2>was real. I wish it was real.

1772
01:59:32.720 --> 01:59:34.479
<v Speaker 5>I'd rather eat the real one for sure.

1773
01:59:35.000 --> 01:59:37.119
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I can't bake. What are you talking about?

1774
01:59:37.159 --> 01:59:38.640
<v Speaker 2>I'll eat it o' bait.

1775
01:59:39.319 --> 01:59:47.199
<v Speaker 5>So leaves and grass, twigs, bark, wood shavings, insects and feathers,

1776
01:59:47.880 --> 01:59:54.000
<v Speaker 5>which creates like a nesting effect in the gut prey disturbing.

1777
01:59:55.159 --> 01:59:59.399
<v Speaker 5>And these are very rare and strange cases. Coins wrapped

1778
01:59:59.399 --> 02:00:04.239
<v Speaker 5>in stray plastic straws like you had the plastic straw earlier.

1779
02:00:05.319 --> 02:00:11.720
<v Speaker 5>Rubber gloves, no, big fat no says, very common to

1780
02:00:11.760 --> 02:00:16.880
<v Speaker 5>swallow the rubber gloves in prisons or psych words, sometimes

1781
02:00:17.079 --> 02:00:22.680
<v Speaker 5>multiple pairs at a time. Hair Ties and hair clips,

1782
02:00:24.560 --> 02:00:30.039
<v Speaker 5>money are paper money, money clips, glass marbles.

1783
02:00:32.920 --> 02:00:38.479
<v Speaker 2>Just strikes. No, yeah, don't don't do it, you guys.

1784
02:00:39.000 --> 02:00:42.760
<v Speaker 5>I mean, we had one piicapation in all my years,

1785
02:00:43.039 --> 02:00:47.760
<v Speaker 5>and her thing was shoelaces, oh all the time.

1786
02:00:47.800 --> 02:00:50.319
<v Speaker 2>I just don't a man. I mean, I guess it's

1787
02:00:50.319 --> 02:00:53.560
<v Speaker 2>something we can't understand because we're not in the position.

1788
02:00:54.279 --> 02:00:56.439
<v Speaker 2>But at the same time, when you're thinking about it,

1789
02:00:56.439 --> 02:00:58.279
<v Speaker 2>it seems unreal, you know.

1790
02:00:58.640 --> 02:01:02.319
<v Speaker 5>But a lot like this particular patient that we had.

1791
02:01:04.439 --> 02:01:07.640
<v Speaker 5>She had a good family, there was good nutrition like

1792
02:01:07.760 --> 02:01:10.279
<v Speaker 5>all of that stuff. You know. They just didn't want

1793
02:01:10.319 --> 02:01:14.960
<v Speaker 5>any meals and stuff. But she rather eat shoelaces. That

1794
02:01:15.079 --> 02:01:15.600
<v Speaker 5>was her thing.

1795
02:01:16.119 --> 02:01:19.239
<v Speaker 2>They needed to make her some cool spaghetti shoelaces and

1796
02:01:19.279 --> 02:01:22.239
<v Speaker 2>then do you like eat the spaghetti But no, I

1797
02:01:22.279 --> 02:01:24.479
<v Speaker 2>know it's not the same thing because they actually like

1798
02:01:24.560 --> 02:01:28.560
<v Speaker 2>the taste of it. But man, well you guys, the

1799
02:01:28.600 --> 02:01:30.680
<v Speaker 2>point of the show is don't stick things where they

1800
02:01:30.680 --> 02:01:36.079
<v Speaker 2>don't belong and shouldn't be there. I you know, if

1801
02:01:36.119 --> 02:01:38.159
<v Speaker 2>it got stuck and it should be there, like it's

1802
02:01:38.199 --> 02:01:41.439
<v Speaker 2>a normal thing, I feel bad for you. But otherwise, you.

1803
02:01:41.399 --> 02:01:46.039
<v Speaker 5>Know, yeah, and it's something that that you didn't do

1804
02:01:46.239 --> 02:01:52.640
<v Speaker 5>to yourself, but somebody did. I understand. But just speaking

1805
02:01:52.720 --> 02:01:59.800
<v Speaker 5>from a medical professional standpoint, please be mindful of what

1806
02:02:00.239 --> 02:02:06.680
<v Speaker 5>you are using in your vegetjeel or your pooper shoes.

1807
02:02:06.520 --> 02:02:08.640
<v Speaker 2>And leave your kids fucking toys alone.

1808
02:02:08.920 --> 02:02:12.520
<v Speaker 5>Yes, please do and don't return them like.

1809
02:02:13.960 --> 02:02:16.680
<v Speaker 2>That's just not okay, period dot.

1810
02:02:17.119 --> 02:02:23.840
<v Speaker 5>So Yeah, So anyways, this was a fun one. I

1811
02:02:23.960 --> 02:02:28.640
<v Speaker 5>quite enjoyed it. It was pretty hilarious. Hope people enjoyed

1812
02:02:28.680 --> 02:02:33.479
<v Speaker 5>it also, and you understand the depths of the things

1813
02:02:33.520 --> 02:02:39.680
<v Speaker 5>that we get uppy. Yeah, yeah, literally yes, steps.

1814
02:02:41.680 --> 02:02:46.560
<v Speaker 2>Remember when you get that horny urge, just remember this.

1815
02:02:46.720 --> 02:02:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Would you want twenty people in a room helping you

1816
02:02:49.000 --> 02:02:51.920
<v Speaker 2>dig that out of yourself or have a prolapsed vagina

1817
02:02:52.079 --> 02:02:55.319
<v Speaker 2>or rectum and question these things before you make dumb

1818
02:02:55.319 --> 02:02:56.640
<v Speaker 2>decisions and.

1819
02:02:56.560 --> 02:02:59.239
<v Speaker 5>Then we could play with it while you're under anesthetic

1820
02:02:59.319 --> 02:02:59.880
<v Speaker 5>like a chicken.

1821
02:03:01.800 --> 02:03:10.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you don't, you don't want to go there, so yeah.

1822
02:03:08.079 --> 02:03:12.680
<v Speaker 5>So Miss Heidi, it was a pleasure again. Where can

1823
02:03:12.720 --> 02:03:13.720
<v Speaker 5>people langue at?

1824
02:03:14.560 --> 02:03:17.279
<v Speaker 2>Of course? Thank you so much, Miss Janet. I always

1825
02:03:17.319 --> 02:03:19.920
<v Speaker 2>have fun. We'll be back with some more shenanigans. I'm

1826
02:03:19.920 --> 02:03:23.359
<v Speaker 2>sure of it. And I am heidilove of the Unfiltered Rise.

1827
02:03:23.479 --> 02:03:25.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm everywhere podcasts are served. I do have my own

1828
02:03:26.119 --> 02:03:29.439
<v Speaker 2>website now, Unfiltered rizpodcast dot com, where you can find

1829
02:03:29.800 --> 02:03:31.720
<v Speaker 2>even more. But I would love for you to go

1830
02:03:31.760 --> 02:03:34.600
<v Speaker 2>to Spotify. That helps me the most and it's the

1831
02:03:34.640 --> 02:03:37.600
<v Speaker 2>safest place to be. People are getting nuked on their YouTube,

1832
02:03:37.680 --> 02:03:40.960
<v Speaker 2>so it only gets posts once like once a week ish,

1833
02:03:41.079 --> 02:03:43.680
<v Speaker 2>So find me there and miss Janet for you for

1834
02:03:43.800 --> 02:03:44.680
<v Speaker 2>my people.

1835
02:03:44.840 --> 02:03:46.640
<v Speaker 5>And how about you for your Patreon.

1836
02:03:47.239 --> 02:03:50.199
<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, and of course I am on a Patreon,

1837
02:03:50.439 --> 02:03:52.880
<v Speaker 2>and that's an unfiltered rise. That's where you're gonna find

1838
02:03:52.880 --> 02:03:55.479
<v Speaker 2>the video for most all of these shows. So you're

1839
02:03:55.520 --> 02:03:57.159
<v Speaker 2>gonna want to see it. You're not gonna want to

1840
02:03:57.199 --> 02:04:00.760
<v Speaker 2>miss it because we're not done again, are coming in

1841
02:04:00.880 --> 02:04:04.800
<v Speaker 2>hard for October. You guys aren't going to want to

1842
02:04:04.840 --> 02:04:08.079
<v Speaker 2>miss it because you know one thing about an ADHD

1843
02:04:08.199 --> 02:04:11.079
<v Speaker 2>mind is I have just ideas for days.

1844
02:04:14.479 --> 02:04:19.039
<v Speaker 5>That I loved that about you. So make sure that

1845
02:04:19.119 --> 02:04:24.039
<v Speaker 5>you go like, subscribe, comment, share, be nice. Please, if

1846
02:04:24.079 --> 02:04:26.840
<v Speaker 5>you don't have anything nice to say, don't do it.

1847
02:04:26.920 --> 02:04:29.600
<v Speaker 2>Don't be a when I make a mistake and say

1848
02:04:29.640 --> 02:04:32.600
<v Speaker 2>I listened to fifty thousand hours of podcast instead of

1849
02:04:32.640 --> 02:04:35.119
<v Speaker 2>minutes because I was tired and did three that day.

1850
02:04:35.840 --> 02:04:40.640
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you know, mistakes happen. Is anybody perfect? I just

1851
02:04:40.720 --> 02:04:44.439
<v Speaker 5>want to say, the people that throw stones at glasshouses

1852
02:04:44.520 --> 02:04:47.279
<v Speaker 5>probably shouldn't live in a glasshouse. You know what I'm saying,

1853
02:04:47.720 --> 02:04:53.560
<v Speaker 5>so exactly it don't be an any ditionian toy. How

1854
02:04:53.560 --> 02:04:54.079
<v Speaker 5>about that?

1855
02:04:55.319 --> 02:04:58.880
<v Speaker 2>Don't be uh gerbil.

1856
02:05:02.720 --> 02:05:05.079
<v Speaker 5>I was gonna saying I should.

1857
02:05:05.560 --> 02:05:10.079
<v Speaker 2>Either yike, Oh my gosh, So don't forget us.

1858
02:05:10.800 --> 02:05:15.119
<v Speaker 5>For me, you can find Deplorable Nation on every podcast platform,

1859
02:05:15.439 --> 02:05:20.239
<v Speaker 5>plus on uh rumble and on Spotify. You can find

1860
02:05:20.560 --> 02:05:24.720
<v Speaker 5>Deplorable Janet on Instagram or no Janet on Twitter. That's

1861
02:05:24.800 --> 02:05:30.520
<v Speaker 5>Kate and ow So. For me and for my beautiful

1862
02:05:30.520 --> 02:05:34.640
<v Speaker 5>best de miss Heidi, thanks for tuning in. We hope

1863
02:05:34.960 --> 02:05:38.399
<v Speaker 5>we brightened your day just a little and made you

1864
02:05:38.520 --> 02:05:46.199
<v Speaker 5>think before deciding to venture up that rabbit hole. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 5>have a good one. We'll see you next time.