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Speaker 5: Truth me so hi, and welcome back to another episode
Speaker 5: of Deplorable Nation. I'm your host, Deplorable Jenna, and today,
Speaker 5: ladies and gentlemen, this is gonna be an absolute hysterical blast.
Speaker 5: So warning, trigger warning up front. People are probably not
Speaker 5: gonna like some of the things that we say or
Speaker 5: not like our dark humor, and you're gonna have to
Speaker 5: deal with it and get over it because we are
Speaker 5: continuing our dastardly disaster series. And today is Hello foreign objects,
Speaker 5: So welcome back to my wonderful and messy from the West.
Speaker 5: How are you mess Heidi?
Speaker 2: All the pictures for this one. When when they say
Speaker 2: a pictures a thousand words today it really does so
Speaker 2: I'm going to give you your second warning. If you
Speaker 2: are somebody that is easily offended, don't watch this. If
Speaker 2: you are somebody that doesn't like to see grotesque images,
Speaker 2: probably not for you. You know, we can only do
Speaker 2: so much to doctor up what is going to be shown,
Speaker 2: because shit happens. And Janet said something right before we
Speaker 2: went live. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I think
Speaker 2: is what today's theme is because most of these are
Speaker 2: not purely accidental. This is purposeful a lot, right.
Speaker 5: And the joy of being a nurse or medical staff
Speaker 5: and encountering people who have done these things either my accident,
Speaker 5: sometimes accidents happen, or most of the time it's intentional.
Speaker 5: And there are some crazy as stories. These are not
Speaker 5: made up. This is real life. These are things that
Speaker 5: actually happen, real documented cases of things that they have seen,
Speaker 5: removed and treated.
Speaker 2: I can't even with a couple of them. I can't
Speaker 2: even imagine the thought. You're just sitting there one day,
Speaker 2: minding your own business and you decide to do that.
Speaker 5: Well, let me see what's in my office right now
Speaker 5: that would make a good.
Speaker 2: When it gets to a couple of them, I'll explain
Speaker 2: that I don't want to give it away. Good lord,
Speaker 2: I am going to share this screen because.
Speaker 5: Oh this, Ladies and Gentlemen is going to be a
Speaker 5: super funny episode. It is absolutely priceless. There are some
Speaker 5: things I have seen, so her and I both have
Speaker 5: stories about patients that we have definitely encountered in this area.
Speaker 5: But there are definitely some things that I have never
Speaker 5: seen or heard of, and I'm like, WTF kind of
Speaker 5: moments when we're researching for the show.
Speaker 2: Sorry you guys, I guess they didn't want me to
Speaker 2: share my screen. I don't really know. I was there
Speaker 2: and then I was gone.
Speaker 5: So there definitely some things that somebody might tend to
Speaker 5: take offense at.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for sure, for sure. Can you see all
Speaker 2: my crazy oh well, all the crazy, crazy screens that
Speaker 2: we will make That actually okay? And I hope they align.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure they do. And we started. I believe
Speaker 2: in the slides here dunt dun.
Speaker 5: Brack dental inhalation or ingestion. So this is Ladies and Gentlemen,
Speaker 5: A toothbrush and the stomach that traveled to the intestines.
Speaker 5: Multiple reports, not just one, but multi reports of multiple
Speaker 5: people in different places accidentally swallowing a toothbrush. So I
Speaker 5: don't know how you accidentally swallow a toothbrush, Like, what
Speaker 5: are you doing? Are you trying to brush all the
Speaker 5: way down your esophagus or what? How did that happen?
Speaker 5: Look at how gross those bristles are.
Speaker 2: What that like the gag reflex alone, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 5: Like even brushing the very back of my tongue will
Speaker 5: make me gag. I can't imagine like just accidentally swallowing
Speaker 5: my tooth brsh rush so much and you're not feel
Speaker 5: it hit anything on the way down. I'm curious.
Speaker 2: Also, the amount of intact plastic on this is impressive,
Speaker 2: knowing that it was inside somebody's stomach. Uh, that tells you,
Speaker 2: guys about microplastics and other things. So just saying, just.
Speaker 5: Saying that they don't ever dissolve. No, not even with
Speaker 5: the stomach acid.
Speaker 2: I don't think they do. Yeah, No, it's wild. I
Speaker 2: don't even know.
Speaker 5: So the next thing that we moved on to, and
Speaker 5: these are again documenting cases, why in the hell people
Speaker 5: choose these things I don't know, like hurry batteries or
Speaker 5: toy parts. Of course they say it's more common in children,
Speaker 5: but adults swallow really weird things too.
Speaker 2: Bungebob went swimming.
Speaker 5: SpongeBob, he did that. Actually, is that in the chest
Speaker 5: or in the throat?
Speaker 2: I think that's stuck in the throat.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so a little looks like a plastic toy. That's interesting.
Speaker 2: They did say, these little round batteries, not the regular batteries,
Speaker 2: but the tiny ones, the lithium round are a fan
Speaker 2: favorite of the kiddos, So watch the batteries please, well.
Speaker 5: And the thing about batteries is batteries are so corrosive anyway,
Speaker 5: so the dangers that come along with swallowing a battery.
Speaker 5: They can explode, they can corrode, which makes your body toxic,
Speaker 5: which can cause massive sepsis in your system.
Speaker 2: And they could get stuck. This one's a little stucky.
Speaker 2: It's in between the two. So then they gotta go
Speaker 2: in and it's a whole thing. But I will tell
Speaker 2: you also, batteries are a fan favorite at the psych hospital,
Speaker 2: so nurses watch your pulled soxes. We have had many, many,
Speaker 2: many times where we've had to send patients out that
Speaker 2: are trying to get rid of more than just a
Speaker 2: battery theirselves included.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say there's gonna be a lot of
Speaker 5: references to psych patients today and things that they swallow frequently.
Speaker 5: So hope nobody gets offended at that. But if you do,
Speaker 5: put on your big girl panties and get over it,
Speaker 5: because it's true it is.
Speaker 2: We can't help what they do. This stun happened. It happened,
Speaker 2: and we can't we can't say it didn't. Here's a
Speaker 2: good old fashioned double or triple A yeah, fan favorite.
Speaker 2: Back in the day when they could get to the
Speaker 2: remote batteries, we're pretty good about that now, the pulled soxes,
Speaker 2: it's been a problem. I'll never forget. I was at
Speaker 2: work and this guy asked me, do you have a
Speaker 2: portable pol sox? And I am weird and carry everything,
Speaker 2: so yes. I gave it to him and it came
Speaker 2: back and I was like, it's a little lighter. And
Speaker 2: I looked and I said, did you watch her? Why you?
Speaker 2: And he knew she had like issues and he goes,
Speaker 2: what do you mean? I go, the batteries are gone.
Speaker 5: I think if it were me, and if I had
Speaker 5: the inclination to swallow a battery, I would prefer one
Speaker 5: of the flat batteries. Because I think that would be
Speaker 5: held a lot easier to swallow, even though I don't
Speaker 5: want to swallow anything that's gow corrode on my insides.
Speaker 2: You don't want to corrode your insides out.
Speaker 5: No, especially not from some of the things we're going
Speaker 5: to talk about.
Speaker 2: Oh lordie, these are coins.
Speaker 5: This is a kid that was a very common, yeah,
Speaker 5: very common thing, which some of the things that people
Speaker 5: swallow or the amount of money that they swallow is
Speaker 5: a little gray.
Speaker 2: Gray, it's wild. Yeah. No.
Speaker 5: So the next thing we kind of touched on the
Speaker 5: previous episode was surgical sponges, and so much so that
Speaker 5: there's a name for it.
Speaker 2: It's gotten. Really, I did not know those so nasty.
Speaker 5: That is disgusting. It looks like a giant.
Speaker 2: Long time hair bowl.
Speaker 5: While surgeons accidentally leave sponges or gauze inside of patients
Speaker 5: after operations. Hence the last time we talked about it,
Speaker 5: they're supposed to have a surgical tech that doesn't count,
Speaker 5: and it's supposed to be a verified count by another person,
Speaker 5: so they there's inside they have pain and infection and
Speaker 5: stuff for years and even a lot of times when
Speaker 5: they do scans on patients, they mimic tumors on scans
Speaker 5: because they get encapsulated with crap around them.
Speaker 2: I have a crazy encapsulation photo you guys to explain this,
Speaker 2: but it's crazy what your body does. It's kind of cool.
Speaker 5: Well it's it's the body's way of protecting itself, and
Speaker 5: so your body builds up this scar tissue and encapsulation
Speaker 5: around these four objects trying to preserve itself. But yeah,
Speaker 5: inst implants to y'alls not looking at this picture, if
Speaker 5: you're not watching the audio or video version of this.
Speaker 5: It literally looks like something that a cat threw up.
Speaker 5: It is a giant, blobby hairball.
Speaker 2: Looking And I thought I had another picture, but I
Speaker 2: can't find it, but that one's good enough. It's true,
Speaker 2: But I think it was years is what I read.
Speaker 5: Obviously, that's been quite a while, and I'll find them.
Speaker 2: Why we're talking because they.
Speaker 5: Were famous insertion cases for the Er, which later on
Speaker 5: we're going to break some of these down, like even
Speaker 5: further and tell the stories behind them. But frequent household
Speaker 5: items are bottles, deodorant, cans, flash lights, or vegetables.
Speaker 2: So here's a not a bottle, but a can.
Speaker 5: I have a story about this yes, I was kind
Speaker 5: of dating somebody or whatever, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 5: and I gotta give like the whole backstory to make
Speaker 5: you understand this. But he started sending me pictures of
Speaker 5: panties and I'm like, are those for me? Like what,
Speaker 5: what's the deal? He was transitioning, which I was unaware of, Like,
Speaker 5: didn't know he has kids, They didn't know his family,
Speaker 5: didn't know. The next thing I know, he sends me
Speaker 5: a video of himself putting a coke can right up ooh,
Speaker 5: And I was like, think, we're done here.
Speaker 2: Congratulates exit, but both on both exit, the can exit,
Speaker 2: the relationship exit, because shit goes wrong.
Speaker 5: Listen, literally, this shit goes wrong.
Speaker 2: And if you get something stuck in there that should
Speaker 2: be there, like a toy, Okay, you're not going to
Speaker 2: judge that, but if you start sticking things up there
Speaker 2: that don't belong, we're gonna laugh.
Speaker 5: And I mean a lot of the things that people use,
Speaker 5: whether anally or vaginally, it creates a suction in there
Speaker 5: and they cannot get them out easily without some kind
Speaker 5: of surgery. And because of the suction, it can literally
Speaker 5: blow that can of coke wide open, blow it through
Speaker 5: your intestines.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, And this was the photo I
Speaker 2: was looking for. On the sponge. This is a retained
Speaker 2: sponge in a bowel.
Speaker 5: And that is it's so gross, ladies and gentlemen. It
Speaker 5: literally looks like a cornstalk that they're removing out of
Speaker 5: a bowl. They had to cut the bowel open to
Speaker 5: be able to remote this.
Speaker 2: And there's another that's a big one, Janet, that.
Speaker 5: Is a very big one. So they must have had
Speaker 5: like some kind of abdominal surgery or something to have
Speaker 5: a sponge pack that large inside of them.
Speaker 2: So crazy. Like the blue ones for people that don't
Speaker 2: do this, like four by four, I get it. But
Speaker 2: the big one with the blue tag on them, I
Speaker 2: don't know what they call him. Those are big and
Speaker 2: that is crazy.
Speaker 5: That would be like stuffing a chuck's pad inside somebody.
Speaker 2: It's so bad. I yeah, going through some of these,
Speaker 2: even though I'm a nurse, I was like, this one's
Speaker 2: been deteriorating for a while.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's disgusting. It kind of looks like a dead bag,
Speaker 5: Like I think it looks like a bat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I could see it like curled up a mouse
Speaker 2: or something. It just looks so bad and no wonder
Speaker 2: the person's in pain.
Speaker 5: It almost looks like a festering tumor is growing on
Speaker 5: the sponge. That was like a hairy and somebody carry yeah,
Speaker 5: or furry poop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, furry poop is a good explanation. Curious, But this
Speaker 2: one by far takes the kick.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the corn stuck that that Oh my god, look at.
Speaker 2: The dilated the bow is too down here, Look at
Speaker 2: that poor person exactly.
Speaker 5: And then if you think about like if you can't
Speaker 5: obviously you can't evacuate your bowels because this is clogging
Speaker 5: your entire bowel, and how swollen and how miserable and painful,
Speaker 5: and I can't know how long and come along with this.
Speaker 2: This one didn't say, but I am so curious how
Speaker 2: long that was in there, because it looks like a hot.
Speaker 5: Minute obviously if it turned green and it looks like
Speaker 5: pure like Gang Green in the bow from his bunch.
Speaker 2: So bad. Back to the insertions, but I had to
Speaker 2: show those, because man, and I've got some fun insertions. You'all,
Speaker 2: there is a size limit to what your body can.
Speaker 5: Yes, one that we're looking at right now, because lord,
Speaker 5: looks like one of those giant dil do's that's I mean,
Speaker 5: I don't know, like arm yeah, like it is. It
Speaker 5: is huge. Now this next.
Speaker 2: THINGE look at the spine. It's like right there.
Speaker 5: Right and it looks like it's almost like touching, which
Speaker 5: I can imagine the back problems that you would have
Speaker 5: from from your stupid.
Speaker 2: CARDI tricks cciant dildo, from your gigantic I mean, this
Speaker 2: isn't normal here we're talking. This is massive.
Speaker 5: This next thing, I have never in my life heard of.
Speaker 2: Candy cane anyone.
Speaker 5: Yeah, now that is definitely one of the candy canes
Speaker 5: that people put out in their yard.
Speaker 2: Yes or a it might be a real cane.
Speaker 5: Maybe that could be a real cane. I have seen
Speaker 5: an umbrella before.
Speaker 2: That is a situation. I don't know what's happening there,
Speaker 2: but it's probably not good.
Speaker 5: This is that is the part that is the dildol
Speaker 5: fist and good Lord, that is.
Speaker 2: Touching her kidney.
Speaker 5: I was going to say it's reaching from the pelvis
Speaker 5: literally all the way up to the rib cage.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's right on the kidney.
Speaker 5: This is an extra big one. Probably a really bad
Speaker 5: idea because I can't imagine the amount of organ problems
Speaker 5: that you would have from this wow thing.
Speaker 2: And just so people know, when you're excited, things expand.
Speaker 2: But when you get at the point of full excitement
Speaker 2: and you're going to accomplish things, things tighten right up.
Speaker 2: And that's when the problem happens, because when it tightens up,
Speaker 2: it suctions in, like Janet said, and then you're in
Speaker 2: a situation.
Speaker 5: And depending on what it is that you put in there,
Speaker 5: when you tighten like that, you could actually cause an
Speaker 5: explosion of ruptures.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't try to get it out yourself.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, So this is an insertion gone wrong.
Speaker 5: I'm assuming it's. Oh, it is a vibrator. They try
Speaker 5: to get it out, and then they put salad tongs
Speaker 5: up in there to try to get the dial.
Speaker 2: Do I mean good thought? But you know no, it's
Speaker 2: probably not gonna.
Speaker 5: Well, you gotta give them an A plus forever, right,
Speaker 5: It's just like fourceps.
Speaker 2: Just put them up there. Get it out, honey, get
Speaker 2: it out this one. Also, if you have a ten
Speaker 2: and a half inch dildough, do you really need the
Speaker 2: whole thing in there?
Speaker 5: Oh that's a double.
Speaker 2: Dogger, Yep, it's literally in his stomach.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is that's a no.
Speaker 2: No, no, and.
Speaker 5: Literally sitting on the intestines. I will I'm going to
Speaker 5: preface this by saying that most almost every one of
Speaker 5: the insertion stories is a male. There are some female ones,
Speaker 5: but they're really crazy ones are dudes. So gentlemen, do
Speaker 5: not start your engines.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, well, don't start them like that. Good lord.
Speaker 2: We got to have a better way, don't we. All right?
Speaker 5: This, oh, this is yeah, this is the one that
Speaker 5: I've never heard of, and I'm like, worm is wrong.
Speaker 2: I've never heard this.
Speaker 5: And this is not one case. This is several cases
Speaker 5: reported mainland China, but they do happen to other places
Speaker 5: in the world. Describe patience inserting live eels in their
Speaker 5: lives for a folk remedy for constipation or ems. Now
Speaker 5: live eels bite. Hopefully it's not an electric eel with
Speaker 5: a whole nother story, right, pulling eel, lot of bootholes.
Speaker 2: This is the eel again. This is the imaging.
Speaker 5: Instead of in there a while, because that looks like
Speaker 5: a skeleton.
Speaker 2: Isn't that growth?
Speaker 5: And this has this has migrated up into looks like
Speaker 5: his obnole cavity chest cavity.
Speaker 2: Yes, so.
Speaker 5: Yeah, don't for constipation. How about doing enema if you
Speaker 5: need to, Why put a live eel showed.
Speaker 2: Through the colon to get out you guys, it chewed, well.
Speaker 5: Maybe that's how it got up in its chest cavity.
Speaker 2: Well, and maybe that's what fixed your freaking constipation, because
Speaker 2: now you've got diarrhea forever.
Speaker 5: Good exactly, congratulations sir.
Speaker 2: Wow, I mean that one blew me away. This one also,
Speaker 2: this is a barstool leg I got questions.
Speaker 5: I have questions too, like about somebody's.
Speaker 2: It looks like a pool stick to me almost. But yeah,
Speaker 2: it's not good.
Speaker 5: I've never been like slamming back a beer at a
Speaker 5: bar and been like, you know what I think. I'm
Speaker 5: just gonna sit on the.
Speaker 2: On the giant it's clear up past her hip. Whoa,
Speaker 2: oh lordie, it's just not good.
Speaker 5: Yes, the famous buzz light Year I had to do it.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say. I have seen more than one
Speaker 5: buzz light Year and Big Toys Wing's expanded on one,
Speaker 5: and so that is not something that you can pull out.
Speaker 5: That is an absolute like opener up type of surgery too.
Speaker 2: I hope these weren't their kids. Could you imagine having
Speaker 2: to explain to your child where his buzz Lightyear went.
Speaker 2: He did go to infinity and beyond. You know, don't
Speaker 2: funk with your kids's toys. It's wrong. Literally, it's so
Speaker 2: wrong like that. You can't make that one right again,
Speaker 2: that's wrong. Use your own toys what I'm.
Speaker 5: Doing, and don't don't buy them another one. Then try
Speaker 5: to that one as well.
Speaker 2: No, it's what I mean. No, not okay with me,
Speaker 2: no way.
Speaker 5: Oh goody. So moving god to occupational or trauma related.
Speaker 5: So one of the common things is nail gun accidents
Speaker 5: from construction workers sometimes accidentally embed them into their skulls,
Speaker 5: their chest, their abdomen, through their fingers, through their bones,
Speaker 5: and their arm, their feet, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 2: This poor man, but this guy did it on the
Speaker 2: purpose thiss.
Speaker 5: One, two, three, four, five nine.
Speaker 2: I think have been playing that game Jackass, you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this this dude literally has ten nails in his skull,
Speaker 5: and you've got.
Speaker 2: Some tolerance to keep whacking them in there like that. Obviously, yikes,
Speaker 2: that's from the outside.
Speaker 5: Those are lovely. So they the person had to obviously
Speaker 5: have their head shaved and you can actually see nails
Speaker 5: uh pounded down into the skull and this this person
Speaker 5: is really lucky that they're alive, especially on half of
Speaker 5: the ten, especially from ten different nails in your noggin.
Speaker 2: Hole, nice little finger fingernail.
Speaker 5: Fingers, yeah.
Speaker 2: Get it?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah that Oh oh, ladies and gentlemen. For those
Speaker 5: of you not watching, this poor man impaled himself on
Speaker 5: some rebar and it literally went up through his man
Speaker 5: business up into his abdomen chess cabin lord.
Speaker 2: Even being am I coded here, you can see the
Speaker 2: extreme amount of pain he is in.
Speaker 5: And here's the thing like in the in the fetish community,
Speaker 5: like uh, penis dilators or things, sorry, I said penis
Speaker 5: if my pictures that, so that's a thing. But this
Speaker 5: rebar literally skewered.
Speaker 2: Oh it's so bad. This one missed his heart by
Speaker 2: a miniscule amount, you guys.
Speaker 5: This one's scary, like very very close.
Speaker 2: I would maybe a half of an inch maybe right,
Speaker 2: if it actually was shot. That the trajectory is probably
Speaker 2: what saved him because it went this way instead if
Speaker 2: it had gone upward, I.
Speaker 5: Don't know, right, it would have absolutely pierced his heart.
Speaker 5: So with the industrial accidents, metal rods, reebar stuff like
Speaker 5: that are common or oh my goodness almighty, that is Garante.
Speaker 5: That is a triple beef injection. One went up his
Speaker 5: rectum and the other two.
Speaker 2: It might be a girl too, because I don't see
Speaker 2: any balls.
Speaker 5: Well I don't, so maybe they got skewered as well.
Speaker 5: But he's got literally three pieces of metal. He she whatever.
Speaker 5: Can't because we're looking at the backside. The person's laying
Speaker 5: on their stomach. There's one inserted in each like under
Speaker 5: each butt cheek, going up into their body, and one
Speaker 5: that looks like straight up the down the middle, straight
Speaker 5: up the keyster.
Speaker 2: Even when I was looking at these, I was like,
Speaker 2: good Lord, and this poor guy, I think you have
Speaker 2: a story about him. But he lived.
Speaker 5: This is a man who fell on a two inch
Speaker 5: thick six foot steel bar that pierced his body. He survived,
Speaker 5: but only after hours of surgery to remove it. And
Speaker 5: if you ever watch like medical shows or anything like
Speaker 5: that on TV, there are people that get impaled by
Speaker 5: not just free bar, but tree branches or things like that,
Speaker 5: and you, if you're a first responder, you cannot take
Speaker 5: it out because of the bleed. They don't know what
Speaker 5: it has hit, and so their job is to actually
Speaker 5: stabilize whatever has impaled you to be able to get
Speaker 5: you to the hospital so they can scan you.
Speaker 2: Yep, if you take it out, you will let out
Speaker 2: the gush of a century. So don't you dare? Just
Speaker 2: wrap around it if they're bleeding and get help and
Speaker 2: make them not move. But this guy, he didn't have
Speaker 2: surgery right away. They had to wait until his scans
Speaker 2: and stuff came back. It showed him walking around with
Speaker 2: this bar and I couldn't believe it. I was like,
Speaker 2: what the hell. I guess it like missed everything, like
Speaker 2: important enough, but it was like on top of all
Speaker 2: the important things as well.
Speaker 5: So yeah, he's very lucky. The only time that I've
Speaker 5: ever known, like first responders or paramedics to actually trimp
Speaker 5: something down is if it's too tall for somebody.
Speaker 2: That's just it's not funny. But the penis one was worse,
Speaker 2: to be honest, it was.
Speaker 5: But to be able to get them into the ambulance,
Speaker 5: especially depending on which way it was impaled.
Speaker 2: Maybe they didn't see it's clear.
Speaker 5: That one that one they actually have wrapped. But if
Speaker 5: it was sticking like out directly out of a patient,
Speaker 5: sometimes they will try to stabilize it and use a
Speaker 5: salt to trim it down to be.
Speaker 2: I hope they were able to save his junk.
Speaker 5: That is that one's he might have had a transition
Speaker 5: surgery without intention exactly.
Speaker 2: That's what we call it in the medical exactly.
Speaker 5: People, that's too bad. Yeah, So this next one, this
Speaker 5: is just crazy to me. In the brain, a German
Speaker 5: left A German Man lived for fifty five years with
Speaker 5: a pencil lodged inside his head after a childhood accident.
Speaker 5: It was only discovered later when he began and having
Speaker 5: headaches and nasal discharge. They said the pencil was four
Speaker 5: inches long.
Speaker 2: This girl lived with it for a long time too.
Speaker 2: She was quite old when she got it removed. And
Speaker 2: it's it's just around them that I mean. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know why you wouldn't want it taken out
Speaker 2: right away, Like if you came home and you told me, Mom,
Speaker 2: I had a pencil go in my head. But now
Speaker 2: it's gone.
Speaker 5: Right, Like I think I would want to take them.
Speaker 5: But but we'll say maybe, especially this German guy, because
Speaker 5: it went up his nose, penetrated his orbital socket and
Speaker 5: lodged in his brain. So we'll say that maybe he
Speaker 5: grew up in a time where it wasn't common to
Speaker 5: run to the doctor and get or maybe the answer.
Speaker 2: Maybe they couldn't do it back then, or something too right,
Speaker 2: like can happen. I mean, you never know.
Speaker 5: It's crazy to me, but I would think I would
Speaker 5: know if I still had a pencil that disappeared. I
Speaker 5: think they know, what do I know? So surgical instruments
Speaker 5: left inside of patients. So not just sponges, but forceps.
Speaker 2: Oh there's the eel again again.
Speaker 5: Oh that's a lovely eel. It's a lovely, beautiful.
Speaker 2: Brown all right back to the fore.
Speaker 5: So fourceps, scalpels, and scissors have been founded patients years
Speaker 5: after surgery.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is long for people that don't know what
Speaker 2: this is. It's like a cute cute lage or whatever
Speaker 2: you could say. They are long. They're like this.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say. We we did like female procedures
Speaker 5: in our office, so we had these and we performed
Speaker 5: a lot of those surgeries, and so somebody must have
Speaker 5: got distracted and left them dead inside of a patient.
Speaker 4: You the pain of the scissors, Like what the serious
Speaker 4: f like you every time you sit down and people
Speaker 4: are like, you're just histrionic, like you always think you're
Speaker 4: in pain when you sit down, Gina, honey, it hurts
Speaker 4: to have sex.
Speaker 5: Well, and that's the doctors are probably like, oh, you're
Speaker 5: imagining things. It's all in your head.
Speaker 2: And helt and and.
Speaker 5: Then when they actually do a scan and they're like,
Speaker 5: holy crap, there's literally a pair of scissors or a
Speaker 5: scalpel or whatever.
Speaker 2: Twelve years and these are not forceps. I don't know
Speaker 2: why they called them forceps, but I think they were
Speaker 2: trying to make it sound better. But forceps could be
Speaker 2: sucking there, but they're giant. I mean, think of solid
Speaker 2: tongs like this, like, but this is what they called it, right.
Speaker 5: Unless is unless, like we had some smaller forceps in
Speaker 5: our office, okay, but we used them to like when
Speaker 5: we were doing like removals and stuff like that. Or
Speaker 5: forceps as a needle holder, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Look at that one. Yeah migrated, it migrated clear into
Speaker 2: the rib you guy trying to get out.
Speaker 5: And we use these as well in a in female
Speaker 5: surgeries because you need those little pinchers to.
Speaker 2: Grab that cervix lunk. Sure, yeah, so m have fun. Yeah.
Speaker 5: The next thing is really weird. So This is inhaled
Speaker 5: or lodged in airway.
Speaker 2: This one is.
Speaker 5: A man in Massachusetts once had a pee sprout inside
Speaker 5: his luck. We kind of talked about some other weird
Speaker 5: like a tree sprouting and somebody.
Speaker 2: You notice the women, No women get anything in their
Speaker 2: lungs like this. Yes, this is so weird.
Speaker 5: So doctors believe that it began germinating from an inhaled
Speaker 5: pee while he was eating dinner.
Speaker 2: That's crazy to me, that is crazy. Look at this.
Speaker 2: He thought he had cancer, but checks out, you're just
Speaker 2: growing a pee. Don't worry about it exactly.
Speaker 5: And can you imagine, like they go, you got to
Speaker 5: come in, you got to do a biopsy, and if
Speaker 5: you're lung blah blah blah, and they go in and
Speaker 5: they're like, what the hell, it's a.
Speaker 2: Part going on with you.
Speaker 5: And if you thought if you're eating canned peas, because
Speaker 5: they said it was while he was, They thought it
Speaker 5: was while he was eating dinner.
Speaker 2: Can't come a fresh one.
Speaker 5: It would have to be a seed, I would think
Speaker 5: be able.
Speaker 2: I would think not an actual. But kudos to whoever
Speaker 2: had to take the funny picture because and he was
Speaker 2: a sport man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, do that he that he thought it was humorous. Later,
Speaker 5: so the next thing is a toy whistle in a
Speaker 5: child's lung constantly whistle coughed all the time, and they
Speaker 5: couldn't figure out that's funny. These are pictures of bird whistles,
Speaker 5: literal whistles shaped like birds. But they the child swallowed it,
Speaker 5: and the parents took him to the hospital and they're like,
Speaker 5: every time he coughs, he's making this weird whistling noise,
Speaker 5: And turned out he whistles.
Speaker 2: Why he works.
Speaker 5: At a hundred percent one hundred boy, so extreme but
Speaker 5: true case grenades or unexploded ordinances.
Speaker 2: Boy do I got a picture for you here, because
Speaker 2: this one blew me away, literally blew me that.
Speaker 5: Is literally looks like artillery from a tank, and it.
Speaker 2: Was world War wide stuck in his butt, and he
Speaker 2: had to evacuate a whole hospital because he decided one
Speaker 2: day he's gonna put this loaded shell up his ass.
Speaker 2: This is the question I have, Like you're just sitting
Speaker 2: there and you're eighty eight, and you've had this thing
Speaker 2: for fifty years or something, and one day you're just like,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: You know what, I think it belongs to my butt
Speaker 5: could work. But maybe in his defense military personnel retired,
Speaker 5: all his family friends are gone and whatever. Maybe that
Speaker 5: was his way of trying to do away with himself.
Speaker 2: By yeah, because otherwise, you know, No, it's so strange.
Speaker 5: Anytime you have military personnel or any kind of person
Speaker 5: that comes in has grenades or live explosives that is
Speaker 5: inside of their body, they have to have a bomb
Speaker 5: disposal team on site in case they're needed.
Speaker 2: People with loaded guns, well, yeah, hello, danger, Well stranger
Speaker 2: danger is a thing.
Speaker 5: But I don't think you need to shoot a pew
Speaker 5: pew from your vabie. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I think I think you're much safer if it's not
Speaker 2: up there literally can see the bullets. I'm like, are
Speaker 2: you insane?
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a loaded gun. Uh, now they're If
Speaker 5: you're gonna play around with stupid toys like that, either
Speaker 5: use a child's toy or use one that's not loaded.
Speaker 5: And there's not one in the chamber, just saying that's
Speaker 5: very not smart because again, uh, musicians, rounds, they can explode,
Speaker 5: especially because there's oxygen and stuff in the operating room.
Speaker 2: So kaboom ship everywhere.
Speaker 5: It's kind of like the human centipede.
Speaker 2: I do this one. This is a woman and can
Speaker 2: I say ouch, because she's got littigation around it because
Speaker 2: they're scared. They had to tie it off and ligature.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this one, this one is a light now because
Speaker 5: I misspoke. This one is a picture of them removing
Speaker 5: ever so gently a full light bulb. She's got a
Speaker 5: catheter in place. They've got a speculum. It's tied off,
Speaker 5: like Heidi said, But with light bulbs, you have to
Speaker 5: be very careful because the glass is very thin and
Speaker 5: it can shatter. And back in the day because this
Speaker 5: is the old timey light bulbs, they actually have fluorescent
Speaker 5: powder inside of them and metal wire.
Speaker 2: So not a good plan. Tread light another toy, Yeah,
Speaker 2: find another thing that that's this is a bad idea.
Speaker 2: And that's all. Like, I don't know what else we
Speaker 2: can say about that.
Speaker 5: So fully swallowed cutlery as an other thing is especially
Speaker 5: with patients again with psychiatric disorders or prison inmates, spoons, forks,
Speaker 5: and even knives. Sometimes they do it to be taken
Speaker 5: to the hospital. Other times they do it just because
Speaker 5: they don't really realize what they're doing. And there have
Speaker 5: been cases where they have had full sets of silverware
Speaker 5: inside of a patient's gut.
Speaker 2: Yep, And this is why we only use plastic. And
Speaker 2: we do a cutlery count at the end of your lunch.
Speaker 5: So if you're looking for service for eight, look inside jobs.
Speaker 2: We got three. Yeah, Bob's got three. But we do
Speaker 2: have a better collection. Of course. I don't want to
Speaker 2: let you guys down, because you know, people be wild
Speaker 2: about this stuff, right you can just leave them in
Speaker 2: the lurches with one little cutlery here. Let me find
Speaker 2: where it's quite the spread. And I was like, are
Speaker 2: you serious right now? Oh much?
Speaker 5: And that's why a lot of facilities, whether it be
Speaker 5: that that is literally an entire uh, I don't even
Speaker 5: know it at all. I think that's like that is
Speaker 5: some stuff there.
Speaker 2: I think this is one at a time.
Speaker 5: This is we're gonna talk about this diagnosis later.
Speaker 2: Yes, I just had photo and it's it's.
Speaker 5: When people suffer from malnutrition and so they swallow foreign
Speaker 5: objects because it's.
Speaker 2: I don't know this one was psychiatric, so I placed
Speaker 2: it here it could I might bring it up.
Speaker 5: You see, part of it is safety pins. He's got buttons.
Speaker 5: I don't know what's waezers.
Speaker 2: I don't even know. He's got so much stuff that
Speaker 2: I was like, this one I think is true psych
Speaker 2: instead of pika. But it's hard to say because maybe
Speaker 2: he had PIKA and that made him look crazy. But
Speaker 2: it's a hard guess. I meant to the hospital.
Speaker 5: Thimbles, like sewing thimbles that's old. Uh yeah. A lot
Speaker 5: of this stuff are the rusted.
Speaker 2: They look kind of like old fashioning hairpins. Maybe from
Speaker 2: this guy.
Speaker 5: Literally he is another psychiatric patient, but he literally they
Speaker 5: filled up an entire table top with the contents that
Speaker 5: they removed from his stomach.
Speaker 2: Somebody made it pretty cool, like a man like.
Speaker 5: It looks like a mosaic pile that you would put
Speaker 5: it in your bathroom. So along with rectal foreign bodies,
Speaker 5: which light bulbs, things like that glass bottom, so beer
Speaker 5: or soda bottles are common, like I said, like deodorant cans, aerosol,
Speaker 5: hairspray cans, flashlights, electronic toothbrushes, vegetables, live animals.
Speaker 2: This is what happens when you put a deodorant top
Speaker 2: up there and you don't tell anyone for twenty years.
Speaker 2: And this is the encapsulation that encapsulated around the deodorant top.
Speaker 5: And I thought it, thought it was a tumor.
Speaker 2: Impressive pressed me, could you imagine, don't worry, She's not
Speaker 2: going to die. She just shoved a deodorantop up.
Speaker 5: Her cross and it literally I want to know where
Speaker 5: the rest of the.
Speaker 2: Ooh she got. You know what it was, Janet. The Okay,
Speaker 2: the clamping that we talk about happened and she had
Speaker 2: the whole thing up there and she pulled and the
Speaker 2: can came out and the lid stayed and she probably
Speaker 2: went was that did that have a lid on it?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: So if anybody has ever seen like what black walnuts
Speaker 5: look like, they got that green outer coating. It's really
Speaker 5: thick or whatever that surrounds the black walnut.
Speaker 2: It almost looks like an avocado. Janet, It's like the
Speaker 2: avocado and the deodorant cap is the seed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's pretty crazy, but a kudos to the body
Speaker 5: for doing that, because well, again, microplastics right.
Speaker 2: Was actually pretty bad when they did it. They said
Speaker 2: it was putrid, so too. This one was the worst,
Speaker 2: probably one of the worst ones I saw. So this
Speaker 2: is their finding of it. Okay, this is a wooden apple.
Speaker 2: Back in the day when we had all I had it.
Speaker 5: I would food on their candle or whatever in candle.
Speaker 2: My grandpa would always say, you and your stupid fake
Speaker 2: stuff because I had a semon roll candle once and
Speaker 2: he bid it. You would just do stuff to eat this. Yeah, this,
Speaker 2: so I guess this is what I read. I don't
Speaker 2: know that sometimes they'll put these wooden apples there on
Speaker 2: purpose to help people with bladder leaking. Don't do that.
Speaker 2: It's stupid, It's not going to work.
Speaker 5: There's a story coming up about somebody doing something with
Speaker 5: another object to.
Speaker 2: Keep it safe and fixed or whatever. This is the shards,
Speaker 2: and can you imagine like what if what if they
Speaker 2: didn't get it all? Like right? I have so many
Speaker 2: questions there. I don't know. I think I would have
Speaker 2: dilated her if I was the doctor, which I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe they did get it out. That
Speaker 2: says broken after extraction, so hopefully yeah, sounds like afterwards.
Speaker 5: So why did they fail the need to break it?
Speaker 2: I wonder if they were looking inside for tumor growth
Speaker 2: or like cells to like test you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: like to see what was the cells were growing. But
Speaker 2: I would definitely dilate and try to keep intact because
Speaker 2: it's way.
Speaker 5: Better because hello, it's would you know what it feels
Speaker 5: like a year a splinter under your fingernail or something.
Speaker 5: I can't imagine a splendor splinter in your the j Oh.
Speaker 2: Yes, we gotta start this way. We got to start
Speaker 2: with this picture. Everybody remembers. Now, just remember people just
Speaker 2: like in Mean Girls, when they said I think it
Speaker 2: was Mean Girls, right, was it? No, it was a
Speaker 2: different show. I think it was super bad And they
Speaker 2: were like, you pee your pants in the sixth grade,
Speaker 2: and he was like, that was forever ago. People don't forget.
Speaker 5: That is true. And this is a picture of Richard
Speaker 5: Gear and his butt, his bloody gerbil hamster. I this
Speaker 5: is disturbingly gross. But I have seen a patient that
Speaker 5: had a dead mouse in a baggy that was up
Speaker 5: and there running around and they are disease carrying you
Speaker 5: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Oh, that would like not make me. I don't relax
Speaker 2: knowing there's something you know this one too? See the
Speaker 2: feet and the tail.
Speaker 5: Oh it's a is it like a dinosaur?
Speaker 2: I think it's I actually think it's a lizard.
Speaker 5: Oh Lord help, no, mm hmmm, that would be like
Speaker 5: putting a snake in your booter like the eel. Uh yeah, No, it.
Speaker 2: Looks like a male pelvis, so I'm guessing this is
Speaker 2: a butt because the female pelvis is more round. But yeah,
Speaker 2: that plan, y'all don't do it. And I have some
Speaker 2: pictures of what happens when you do these things. But
Speaker 2: after we talk about the live fish that went in
Speaker 2: the lung, what the hell? Not on purpose either, this
Speaker 2: just happened.
Speaker 5: I don't like, did they inhale this fish and it
Speaker 5: went in the room.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think what they said something about the choking,
Speaker 2: Like I think they might have choked or something, and
Speaker 2: they were eating I don't even know, but live fish.
Speaker 2: And there's others. There's another one with like a squid thing.
Speaker 2: You guys out there in Asia, you gotta watch yourselves
Speaker 2: because these things they don't seem quite right. And you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: some of it is terrifying, like the woman ate it
Speaker 2: by a squid. So I'm going to read this because
Speaker 2: it was so bananas. You'll never want to eat calamari again.
Speaker 2: After this, When a sixty three year old South Korean
Speaker 2: woman began tucking or tucking into a portion of cooked
Speaker 2: whole squid, she felt a sharp prickling sensation in her mouth.
Speaker 2: What she was actually chewing on was sperm sacks squid spermataphores.
Speaker 2: To be precise, These forcefully shoot sperm, which then in
Speaker 2: bed itself in everywhere. So doctors found baby cephala pods
Speaker 2: attached to the woman's gums, tongues, cheek covered, and cent
Speaker 2: like substances to make them stick. So I'm wondering if
Speaker 2: the same thing happened with the fish, and you thought
Speaker 2: this only happened in Hunta.
Speaker 5: That is remind me not to ever eat a live squid.
Speaker 5: I don't really like squid anyway.
Speaker 2: I don't like a live stuff.
Speaker 5: I want to Alamari is okay as long as it's crunchy,
Speaker 5: But I like I've had the octopus, but it's so
Speaker 5: like rubbery. It tastes like you're chomping on a piece
Speaker 5: of shoe.
Speaker 2: Speaking of octopus, women be sticking that up there in
Speaker 2: Asia and I couldn't find a picture of that. But
Speaker 2: there is pictures of that, not medical grade pictures. There
Speaker 2: are pictures that I wasn't putting.
Speaker 5: Might have come from love dot com.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know you guys, octopus If you go look
Speaker 2: it up. There's this little story documentary about an octopus.
Speaker 2: They're smart and they have feelings, and that is just
Speaker 2: messed up. So that's what I'm saying with that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's like, no, I don't want to go
Speaker 5: in the cave. I don't want to.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's crying for help. I can't imagine. Oh
Speaker 2: my lord instead oh my gosh. Well, yeah, and when
Speaker 2: when you do stupid games, you get stupid prizes, and
Speaker 2: this is what we're going to talk about. Oh y, yes,
Speaker 2: when you guys play around with things that don't fit,
Speaker 2: if it just doesn't fit right, kind of like the
Speaker 2: whole O. J. Simpson, don't do it, hello, or you
Speaker 2: might rupture some stuff and then it will come out.
Speaker 5: And for people that are not looking, this is literally
Speaker 5: a prolapse this woman has where her insides are on
Speaker 5: her her outside. Now I've seen anal prolapses.
Speaker 2: We're going to show it at.
Speaker 5: Fistilla's and all kinds of stuff where holes are poked
Speaker 5: because of things.
Speaker 2: Let's see, this is her bladder fully coming out of
Speaker 2: her body because a either she's old and that just happens,
Speaker 2: or b you damage something while you were playing around.
Speaker 2: So this can naturally happen your bladder. This isn't. I
Speaker 2: want to tell people this too. This is a medical emergency.
Speaker 2: If this happens on, it's on. You wrap it in
Speaker 2: a bag with a little bit of moisture and get
Speaker 2: the hell to a hospital or you're going to die.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I remember the first time as a young nurse.
Speaker 2: This is funny. I was ordered to put a catheter
Speaker 2: in a lady. She was super old. And I went
Speaker 2: in there and I went to put it in and
Speaker 2: I saw this, okay, and I freaked the hell out.
Speaker 2: I went and got somebody else and I said, she's
Speaker 2: having a baby. She's crowning, started laughing so bad, and
Speaker 2: they said, stupid. You're doing the catheter to shrink it
Speaker 2: back up in. I said, no, it won't, it's coming out.
Speaker 2: And she said put the catheter in, and sure enough
Speaker 2: I watched it. It was so crazy, right, I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2: I thought that poor lady was having a baby. Mm hmm. Yeah.
Speaker 5: And if it's very this is a prolapsed victim. And
Speaker 5: this definitely, this definitely is from insertion stuff and that's
Speaker 5: what has one. Oh yeah, that's a dude.
Speaker 2: Good lord, that's the whole thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like your whole entire rectum is now outside of
Speaker 5: your body. So probably not a great idea.
Speaker 2: And you were talking about sticking things up the pee hole.
Speaker 5: This one is actually stabbed in the in the underside
Speaker 5: of the ship.
Speaker 2: I think I think they decided to take it out
Speaker 2: that side other than bring it back through. They said
Speaker 2: it was a purposeful entry.
Speaker 5: And then the whole that's that's like a big thing.
Speaker 5: And if you think about all of the transition surgeries
Speaker 5: that have gone on lately in the last couple of years,
Speaker 5: they have to do dilation. Multiple times.
Speaker 2: We have had I have had to do dilation of
Speaker 2: a person and I felt like a rapist and they
Speaker 2: scream and scream, and I will remind you guys, and
Speaker 2: I don't care what people want to do. Look you're
Speaker 2: if you're an adult. Now I do care for kids,
Speaker 2: but if you're an adult, do it. But you might
Speaker 2: want to look up what happened to the first man
Speaker 2: that ever fully transitioned over. He killed himself. Why Because
Speaker 2: they have chronic infections, they cannot orgasm anymore hardly at all.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying ever, So don't come at me right
Speaker 2: like very rarely. It messes with how it feels. Okay,
Speaker 2: in general, it's going to be a change of sensation,
Speaker 2: and they got super depressed in our day. Me and
Speaker 2: Jana are close to the same age. Look, you just
Speaker 2: dressed up in the panties and called it good and
Speaker 2: you know what they like. I used to date yea,
Speaker 2: the panties and well, I don't care, but you might
Speaker 2: want to leave your good bits alone because they still work. Now.
Speaker 2: If you still want to cut off after hearing about
Speaker 2: all this, do it. I don't care well.
Speaker 5: And even when you do, because there's things like labial
Speaker 5: reduction and all those kind of things messes with it.
Speaker 5: Area of your body has so many nerve endings and
Speaker 5: so much blood flow to the at that when you
Speaker 5: disrupt that, whether it's a labial reduction, whether it's some
Speaker 5: kind of surgery in the area for something else, or
Speaker 5: if it's a transition surgery.
Speaker 2: It will change you.
Speaker 5: For you absolutely destroy that same thing as like having
Speaker 5: a baby. If they cut you, if you rip it here,
Speaker 5: it decreases your sensation.
Speaker 2: And here's the thing, people, let's be honest, Since when
Speaker 2: did the Jenna Jamison crotch be such a problem we
Speaker 2: went from the big inside lips to the hot dog
Speaker 2: bun that looks like a child's, which I have question
Speaker 2: about now that the childlike one is more sexy. But
Speaker 2: it's normal to have labia. It's normal to have labias
Speaker 2: of all shaped sizes whatever. Like. I'm not saying the
Speaker 2: ones better than the I don't care, okay, but I
Speaker 2: do think that unless it's causing you a medical problem,
Speaker 2: which can happen, they can get crazy. I have.
Speaker 5: I've seen them too where it's like if you're like,
Speaker 5: okay on the ground, yeah.
Speaker 2: That's a different thing here, and it's still going to
Speaker 2: change the sensation. But unless it's that, really think about
Speaker 2: this because if you're doing stuff for a fad that
Speaker 2: might go out of fashion and then you want to
Speaker 2: go sew them back on later or something like. I
Speaker 2: don't think we should look like children. I get I
Speaker 2: don't want to look like a grown roast beef sandwich either,
Speaker 2: but there's gotta be some middle ground, and some of
Speaker 2: us are just born different or whatever, like I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess I guess grateful as I'm grateful
Speaker 2: that I don't need any surgeries. But I'm just saying like,
Speaker 2: if you did, that's okay, but just know that you
Speaker 2: might have some serious repercussions.
Speaker 5: And if you do have something severe like that that
Speaker 5: you need to take care of and you don't want
Speaker 5: to be a piled high roast beef anymore. But just
Speaker 5: know it's gonna change your nerve endings, your blood supply,
Speaker 5: all of that stuff.
Speaker 2: Unless sure, a porn star, My hell, do you really care?
Speaker 2: Unless you are like like deformed down there. I mean,
Speaker 2: I get it. If you're you've got something crazy, I'll
Speaker 2: fix it. But honestly, it's became too silly.
Speaker 5: It's yeah, it's an elective, elective surgery anymore to have that.
Speaker 5: It's a fad and a trend to have your labia
Speaker 5: short off or in the transition part for them to
Speaker 5: literally whack your tally whacker in two with a jibber
Speaker 5: saw and then sew that on for labia.
Speaker 2: You know, I can't, I can't imagine. But this is
Speaker 2: one thing I will say is the women that transition,
Speaker 2: they know they don't try to usually make a dick.
Speaker 2: They don't because they I know, you get the penis
Speaker 2: pump in the whole thing. It's not going to be
Speaker 2: the same they leave their bottom business alone. They might
Speaker 2: cut their boobs off and whatever whatever, but you know,
Speaker 2: they get on hormones. Things do grow. I mean, if
Speaker 2: anybody saw China the wrestler, I should have put a
Speaker 2: picture of that. But yeah, things get crazy. But other
Speaker 2: than that, just leave it alone. For heaven's sakes. I mean,
Speaker 2: at least enjoy your sex life if you're I don't know,
Speaker 2: I just couldn't do it.
Speaker 5: And a lot of times that stuff is self inflicted,
Speaker 5: especially if you have really long ones, because people do
Speaker 5: stretching and they like hang things from clips on it,
Speaker 5: like weights and whatever.
Speaker 2: So don't do that. Don't do any of that weird
Speaker 2: stuff either, do your kegles and move on. There was
Speaker 2: one picture you had of glass in the vagina and
Speaker 2: I couldn't find any of that. So here you go,
Speaker 2: here's a glass vagina.
Speaker 5: Oh there you go. Yeah, I people do weird things,
Speaker 5: and so a cell phone, it says bizarre cases and
Speaker 5: multiple cases of not just one. Again, this is a
Speaker 5: lot of people. Women inserted cell phones during intimate play.
Speaker 5: Vibrations made removal tricky because it made the cell phone
Speaker 5: move up in the canal.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, let's not do that.
Speaker 5: So that perfume bottles.
Speaker 2: Oh, I have the funniest perfume bottle. I'll find out
Speaker 2: why you're talking. You're gonna die laughing. It better be
Speaker 2: on here. I'll cry. Look at this perfume. Okay, I I.
Speaker 5: Real scented vagina.
Speaker 2: Who wants to smell like a vagina?
Speaker 5: Well, kind of like the Gwyneth Paltrow vagina candles where
Speaker 5: it's supposed to smell like her.
Speaker 2: Who hah.
Speaker 5: That is somebody that smelled a lot of who hah
Speaker 5: and their line of work. Just no, this is real sentiment,
Speaker 5: intimate body odor, in decent touch of perfume or inorganic ingredients. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I can't organic ingredients. So they're actually making this from
Speaker 5: somebody's real smelly, smelly tater salad.
Speaker 2: If you don't have a smelly cooter and you want one,
Speaker 2: why are buying mass and kill for hundreds of years
Speaker 2: and fds spray to smell like a flower. I guess
Speaker 2: you can go get the stinky cootie if you want it.
Speaker 5: It's on sale, but I won't get one free buy
Speaker 5: one family.
Speaker 2: I was. I couldn't find a bad picture, but that
Speaker 2: one laughed, So I put that one there because I
Speaker 2: thought that would suffice.
Speaker 5: Okay, So tampon applicators, How in the hell you got
Speaker 5: a tampon applicator when you literally pushed down right, you
Speaker 5: know how you lose that up there? I don't know.
Speaker 5: And broken toys, so occasionally who tampon?
Speaker 2: I can understand the tampon itself.
Speaker 5: That's my story. Yeah, but it says with broken toys,
Speaker 5: it's broken pieces of sex toys that break off inside
Speaker 5: of a person. So imagine using like the fist dildo
Speaker 5: and the fist breaks off.
Speaker 2: It broke.
Speaker 5: So we had a patient come in and she said,
Speaker 5: I don't know what it is, but I have had
Speaker 5: this horribly foul smell down there. I've never smelled anything
Speaker 5: like it. It's definitely not I could smell her coming
Speaker 5: into the room. It definitely was not back to normal, noosis,
Speaker 5: it wasn't east. I could tell it was something else.
Speaker 5: And she's like, I don't know what it is. So
Speaker 5: I give her, you know, the sheet and the gown
Speaker 5: and I'm like, waist down, blah blah blah, will be
Speaker 5: in in a minute. And I warned the doctor, I'm like,
Speaker 5: you need to take some very deep breaths because it
Speaker 5: is very bad.
Speaker 2: Oh, you get two masks. You get the first mask,
Speaker 2: you slap toothpaste in between. The second mask, you put
Speaker 2: it on and you go about your.
Speaker 5: Day or fix under your nose because you can't smell
Speaker 5: things with bits. But I didn't have any that day.
Speaker 2: Oh and so.
Speaker 5: We go in to examine her and there was literally
Speaker 5: a tampon stuck inside of her that had been there
Speaker 5: for six months, six months because she was on like
Speaker 5: some kind of like IUD birth control and she didn't
Speaker 5: have normal periods six months. This was in there six months.
Speaker 5: It festered and not all kinds of infected. And it
Speaker 5: was so lucky she didn't die. It was so raunchy foul.
Speaker 5: We had it in like twelve different red bags. Oh
Speaker 5: and our red bag disposal is actually inside of the
Speaker 5: office in a closet. I put it in there first.
Speaker 5: You could still smell it. I actually had to take
Speaker 5: the whole red bag trash container outside by the dumpster
Speaker 5: and put a note on it that said, sorry, don't remove,
Speaker 5: but yeah, you know, and now she.
Speaker 2: Didn't need that birth control after all, because how would
Speaker 2: you even go in there?
Speaker 5: And one hundred percent and so the picture you have
Speaker 5: on the screen is the vaginal contraceptive sponge. These are
Speaker 5: not as common now, but you still can't do it.
Speaker 5: We've had people that have come in from the nuver
Speaker 5: ring that looks like the jelly graceland where it's migrated Marina,
Speaker 5: the IUD birth control.
Speaker 2: Or your baby is born with them in the freaking head.
Speaker 5: Uh. And we were a removal facility when they still
Speaker 5: had the nor plant birth control that looks like the
Speaker 5: match sticks and you fan them out and you and
Speaker 5: plant them under the skin in the arm, and we
Speaker 5: would have patients come in and it was literally like
Speaker 5: fishing surgery.
Speaker 2: My daughters.
Speaker 5: We have found them in patients next, we have found
Speaker 5: them just cavity. We have found them where they have
Speaker 5: migrated all the way down into the torso oh.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. My daughter's scars are huge because they
Speaker 2: could not get it out. It was so embedded. And
Speaker 2: again I just heard about another family member of mine
Speaker 2: embedded IUD. And I'm not saying they don't work, because
Speaker 2: people are going to be like, you're so stupid. Yes,
Speaker 2: I know, I'm so stupid, But I'm just saying we've
Speaker 2: seen a lot of stuff like it happens, right, And.
Speaker 5: I always caution people about putting something like that in
Speaker 5: their body anyway, because it is foreign and your body
Speaker 5: will try to reject it. We've had countless people that
Speaker 5: have rejected the IUD birth control, rejected the door plant stuff,
Speaker 5: rejected maneuver ring, and it causes a whole host of
Speaker 5: problems because your body knows it's foreign and it doesn't
Speaker 5: want it there. So, you know, just saying to me crazy,
Speaker 5: And even like the new ring, which I don't think
Speaker 5: it's as popular now, I don't even know, right, but
Speaker 5: you have to like take it out of the package,
Speaker 5: you like fold it up into this little thing you
Speaker 5: insert your fingers and then let go when it's supposed
Speaker 5: to spring into place over your cervix, around the.
Speaker 2: Cervix, the diaphragm, but.
Speaker 5: They they move literally all the time we've done We've
Speaker 5: done diaphragm measuring for patients and their body rejected a
Speaker 5: diaphragm because it's foreign. Again. But with the nuber ring,
Speaker 5: you have to insert one every week and take out
Speaker 5: the old one. You better be real cozy with your
Speaker 5: intimate bits.
Speaker 2: Geeesh, you know what I'm saying, Yes, ma'am, you better
Speaker 2: know where your shit's at. Is what she's saying.
Speaker 5: Now, this is weird sponges and cotton balls left inside,
Speaker 5: either accidentally or deliberately for contraceptive method or to absorb
Speaker 5: menstrual flow. Also, I would add the menstrual cup that
Speaker 5: people use that has gotten stuck. But I will tell you,
Speaker 5: if you're a female and you have cryotherapy done, they
Speaker 5: take a cup with cotton balls soaked in vinegar, they
Speaker 5: put them inside of you, and it makes any bad
Speaker 5: spots like and this is post bad PAP smear right.
Speaker 5: They leave them inside of you for several minutes. It
Speaker 5: makes any abnormal cells turned bright white. And that's when
Speaker 5: you know how to go in and do a biopsy
Speaker 5: to remove all of those areas. Can of cotton ball
Speaker 5: get left inside of you, especially if they don't count
Speaker 5: before they put them in there. Yes, so, then you've
Speaker 5: got a cotton ball soaked in vinegar just setting inside
Speaker 5: of your canal.
Speaker 3: Oh so.
Speaker 5: Wrong, ladies and gentlemen, Oh that good. So Also household
Speaker 5: items like pens, the deodurant cap which you lovely showed earlier,
Speaker 5: and even remote controls.
Speaker 2: Uh, remote controls are a fan favorite. I would say
Speaker 2: this about people's houses unless you know them. Well, I
Speaker 2: don't know if i'd use it.
Speaker 5: Mm hmm, don't use any eye that looks like it
Speaker 5: could have been a toy.
Speaker 2: And you know, uh, I stand by this. Toys are
Speaker 2: are one thing and a toy. This is my er
Speaker 2: story that I promised I would share the little egg.
Speaker 2: And look, if you come in with a toy, if
Speaker 2: it's gigantic, we might get a giggle, but we're not.
Speaker 2: We're not going to be overly a jerk here. Like
Speaker 2: it belongs there. It's not that big a deal. But
Speaker 2: this girl's was on and you could tell it was on,
Speaker 2: and she could tell it was on, and it was
Speaker 2: it was very lost. It was, you know, to the
Speaker 2: point of no return. Well, he goes in there to
Speaker 2: get it out, and in the er we have the
Speaker 2: metal sinks, and he gets it. And just for anybody
Speaker 2: that doesn't work with doctors, especially er doctor, they're not
Speaker 2: the most compassionate or careful, thoughtful, careful to like turn
Speaker 2: it off. He bowls it out finally after we'd been
Speaker 2: in there a while, and he chucks it directly behind
Speaker 2: him into the metal sink, and that sucks. Was going
Speaker 2: all over making the craziest I had to leave the room.
Speaker 2: I was hysterical. I they tell you not to laugh,
Speaker 2: and I couldn't. And it wasn't even her, it was
Speaker 2: just the fact that it was just a ridiculous situation.
Speaker 5: And is vibrating in my metal sink.
Speaker 2: I couldn't even turn it off. I just had to leave.
Speaker 2: And he goes, what was wrong with you? And I said,
Speaker 2: you didn't find that absolutely hysteric?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he probably didn't see the humor in it that
Speaker 5: you didn't think at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was in their way too. It wasn't funny
Speaker 2: to him. I still, however, have a sense of humor.
Speaker 5: But yeah, agreed, And you you have to as a
Speaker 5: nurse because talking about insertion stuff. We had a patient
Speaker 5: come in and she's like, I have a massive terror
Speaker 5: now there and I'm like, how did it happen? And
Speaker 5: at that time the doctor walked in the room and
Speaker 5: she was like.
Speaker 6: Well, I I was riding my bike and I went
Speaker 6: over a bump and I cut myself on the bike seat.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, okay, this story is BS. Like I
Speaker 5: knew it was BS.
Speaker 2: You were riding the bike naked.
Speaker 5: Then I was going to say, how do you do
Speaker 5: that in your clothing?
Speaker 2: Go okay.
Speaker 5: So the doctor leaves the room and I'm like, what
Speaker 5: really happened? I need to know because I need to
Speaker 5: know if there's going to be any eternal damage that
Speaker 5: we're going to need to address. It was literally from
Speaker 5: the full size fire extinguishers a little small one.
Speaker 2: We're just still a feat.
Speaker 5: I mean it's like this huge fire extinguisher and it
Speaker 5: literally ripped her.
Speaker 2: To come out but almost.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and so the damage internally was aw severe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so also could cause some damage. I know this
Speaker 2: was on your list. Fruit of course, you know, no.
Speaker 5: Zuccini, zucchini is a common thing, and sore carrots.
Speaker 2: I thought this was funny.
Speaker 5: I've never seen a papaya, and I.
Speaker 2: Just think it was to represent and it made me giggle,
Speaker 2: so I threw it in. But I did have a
Speaker 2: fabulous picture of a gigantic egg plant. H the biggest
Speaker 2: eggplant ever shoved up some guy's ass.
Speaker 5: Is that like ten inch lung?
Speaker 2: It was huge. Look at this is the eggplant. Look
Speaker 2: at it's in his cavity.
Speaker 5: That is crazy. And I mean, uh, how do you
Speaker 5: not perfectly every thing all the way up? Yeah, like
Speaker 5: almost into his armpit? Is this giant?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I do not know, but apparently this
Speaker 2: is like some ancient Chinese Uh such a Chinese secret.
Speaker 2: Huh yeah, I guess so. And I was shocked. I
Speaker 2: was like, what on earth?
Speaker 5: And then speaking of carrots, carrots, yup, carrots are cucumbers. Cucumbers.
Speaker 5: Here's something else food wise that I I went, wtf.
Speaker 5: An entire package of hot dogs, a package of hot dogs.
Speaker 2: One wasn't enough, one wasn't enough. Package.
Speaker 5: How the hell did that not slice up your insides?
Speaker 2: The amount of salt you just absorbed transvaginally, Because I
Speaker 2: have to explain if you medicines work up your ass
Speaker 2: and up your vagina, very good? Oh yeah, oh, if
Speaker 2: you've got salt, if it was open. Kind of concerning,
Speaker 2: kind of.
Speaker 5: Concerning, extremely concerning. Now that carrot, that monster. That is
Speaker 5: the largest carrot that I have ever seen. And quite honestly,
Speaker 5: if somebody came out my joojol with that, I would
Speaker 5: be terrified.
Speaker 2: Oh no. And anyways, it doesn't feel like like real person,
Speaker 2: like even if you could, if somebody's like I I
Speaker 2: had a guy that was this big. Yeah, but it's
Speaker 2: a person and it's soft even when it's hard. It's
Speaker 2: it's not a carrot.
Speaker 5: It's bendable and flexible.
Speaker 2: This is not the thing. Yeah, don't get cute because
Speaker 2: you had some guy that broke you in once.
Speaker 5: What well, it looks like kind of peeled that carrot
Speaker 5: coming out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm saying it. And the butt stuff just leave
Speaker 2: it alone, Like, buy the butt stuff thing, buy the
Speaker 2: thing that goes there. I don't understand what we're doing.
Speaker 5: With wall or another thing that have been uh.
Speaker 2: Lost lost in And I mean I get the thought
Speaker 2: behind it, because like you do need to do your keggles,
Speaker 2: but also they can get lost. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So this this next thing another thing I have never
Speaker 5: ever heard of, along with the eel. This this is
Speaker 5: batshit weird to me. A man once tried to use
Speaker 5: quick dry cement as part of a sexual game. He
Speaker 5: inserted a tube in his rectum and poured ready mixed
Speaker 5: concrete in there, and it hardened into a very Yeah,
Speaker 5: and it en hardened and they had to go in
Speaker 5: and so urgically remove it because obviously it's hard and
Speaker 5: they can't pull it out.
Speaker 2: And now this is his dumb price from his dumb action.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I wonder if he keeps out on the
Speaker 5: fireplace mantle.
Speaker 2: On the mantle.
Speaker 5: This is what what I did, This is what I made.
Speaker 2: So the worst one I ever saw was a cueball. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we we called people. I'm gonna tell you guys, Yes,
Speaker 2: we will be nice if it's normal, But like I said,
Speaker 2: if it's not, I e the carrot I've met. I'm
Speaker 2: many a carrot person in my life, right And when
Speaker 2: they're like, hey, where's the salad shooter? That's what her
Speaker 2: name was, why she was there or you know, we
Speaker 2: called this guy cubeball. But he he inserted the cueball
Speaker 2: and it went clear up and I mean clear and lodged.
Speaker 2: And he had to be life flighted because we were
Speaker 2: in a small area, upside down like on his belly
Speaker 2: with like his ass in the air. He had to
Speaker 2: be life flighted like that to the next place. But
Speaker 2: think about the action before, like it's just it almost.
Speaker 5: This is chopper fifty seven. We have an inbound flight
Speaker 5: coming in man with kball and his anus.
Speaker 2: You ball, asshole. Yeah, I mean you know that the
Speaker 2: jokes and like this has been years ago for me.
Speaker 2: I haven't worked in the er for probably twenty years.
Speaker 2: And still yep, I remember that Davialy so also weird
Speaker 2: statues if yeah, like a pyramidal Uh, don't go there
Speaker 2: because once things clamp up and tighten up, you're probably
Speaker 2: not getting it back out.
Speaker 5: Or I would say, also, uh, butt plugs, yes, uh
Speaker 5: you just because yes, it can shoot them out, but
Speaker 5: it can also do the whole section thing and suck
Speaker 5: it right up into your amount, right right into your testine.
Speaker 2: So then you get the asshole that looks like this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's that's so like disgusting, but that honest
Speaker 5: look at how stretched out that guy is though, because
Speaker 5: you can like where his sphincter is. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: that is that is a severe.
Speaker 2: I have worked where I have had to pack a
Speaker 2: rectum back in. It wasn't like this. It was like
Speaker 2: a chronic situation that was more manageable, but it was
Speaker 2: still terrifying.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's I mean, that's hello, very that's a
Speaker 5: sensitive area right there after that. If you've ever had
Speaker 5: like hemorrhoid surgery or anything like that done, it is
Speaker 5: literally very little capillaries made that area, and so I
Speaker 5: can't imagine like how raw and how painful that would
Speaker 5: be like coming out so bad. So we talked about
Speaker 5: weapons earlier. But here's another really bizarre case of wasn't
Speaker 5: a gun. This time it was a small knife that
Speaker 5: was inserted vaginally with the blade extended. They didn't know
Speaker 5: if it was consensual play or an assault related injury.
Speaker 5: The victim would not say.
Speaker 2: I think this is the knife. So it doesn't look
Speaker 2: very impressive, but it would not be good because you'd
Speaker 2: be all to pieces. Oh, this is a straw in
Speaker 2: his urethra. I thought that one was.
Speaker 5: I was going to say, that seems like another like
Speaker 5: attempt at a dilation, but that would literally hurt, like help,
Speaker 5: because it hurts to put a smooth catheter in your
Speaker 5: pee hoole, let alone a straw, So they're not good.
Speaker 5: That looks like another knife, knife.
Speaker 2: Knife in the in the cootie got sucked clear in.
Speaker 2: So you don't want to play that game because it's
Speaker 2: sideways and oh, what's the wrong thing? Oh, we'll get there.
Speaker 5: Pipes, tools, and plumbing parts are also favorites of people.
Speaker 5: Anything makes a toy, right, anything to make go faster, Well.
Speaker 2: It can go in, but it might not come out.
Speaker 5: M So this is uh. These these are real life
Speaker 5: stories from the er and this one is the buzzing abdomen.
Speaker 5: A woman came into the er complaining of severe abdominal pain.
Speaker 5: Doctors heard an odd, humming noise during the exam. X
Speaker 5: rays revealed the vibrator had migrated up into her abdomen
Speaker 5: after perforating the vaginal wall, and it was still running
Speaker 5: when they did the surgery to open her up.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, at least it was a toy. But
Speaker 2: geez Louise.
Speaker 5: So this one is titled the cell phone call. A
Speaker 5: young woman went to the er saying she had lost
Speaker 5: her phone. Why you go to the er lose your phone?
Speaker 2: H it? Where did it go?
Speaker 5: X rays confirmed a cell phone lodged vaginally. She told
Speaker 5: the staff she had inserted it for fun and continually
Speaker 5: called it right, call me, call me exactly, But then
Speaker 5: she couldn't get it back out, so after they removed it,
Speaker 5: the phone was still intact and still worked. On.
Speaker 2: Oh this one is on.
Speaker 5: I love this. The whistling rectum. The patient inserted a
Speaker 5: toy whistle into his rectum every time he passed. Every
Speaker 5: time he passed gas, it whistled audibly, which is how
Speaker 5: he ended up in the Doctors removed it, but the
Speaker 5: story followed him around for years. So again, forget whistle
Speaker 5: while you work, right, Yes, oh my lord, the whistling
Speaker 5: ass gss.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5: Oh uh the deodorant disaster. Doctors once removed a full
Speaker 5: aerosol deodorant can from a man's rectum. He said, he
Speaker 5: wink wink slipped on it while cleaning. The bigger issue
Speaker 5: wasn't just the removal, but the fact that the aerosol
Speaker 5: can under pressure can rupture internally, which could have been catastrophic.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. And my favorite one was on one
Speaker 2: of these. I think it was the coke bottle. I
Speaker 2: think this is the aerosol. Yes, there's the aerosol can,
Speaker 2: the coke bottle one, this next, this one before your story? Uh,
Speaker 2: he said, this was his story. Thieves broke in to
Speaker 2: rob him and shoved it down past maybe it really happened.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna rob somebody's household. I don't think I'm gonna
Speaker 5: take the time to shove a coke bottle up their booter.
Speaker 5: But that's beside the point exactly.
Speaker 2: But that was his story and he stuck to it.
Speaker 5: Hmmm, well, good for him for sticking his ground, right.
Speaker 5: I love them, and you know, like as staff, Like
Speaker 5: the bicycle seat story. I knew it was Kakammi who who?
Speaker 5: And I was like, you've got to tell me, because.
Speaker 2: Right, I need to know what to set up for.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I need to know if there's gonna be
Speaker 5: damage that we're looking at, we're gonna have to take
Speaker 5: a look deeper inside, like the whole nine yards, not
Speaker 5: just outside. And so you know, like if somebody's telling
Speaker 5: you I slipped and fell on a deodorant can and
Speaker 5: literally engulfed the whole can in my butt, maybe you should.
Speaker 2: Just tell the truth. Just be like a cell phone girl.
Speaker 2: She she owned. It was exactly. You would never lose
Speaker 2: your key if you keep it here. Oh wait, she
Speaker 2: lost it.
Speaker 5: That's the perfect place. And not only one key, but
Speaker 5: people have had entire sets of keys. Oh lordie, either
Speaker 5: the badge or in the keyster.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's not it's not a good place to
Speaker 2: store your things. I know they call it a prison pocket,
Speaker 2: but you know it's it's not. It's I scared a
Speaker 2: kid at work because he was a new nurse apparently
Speaker 2: never heard bad stories before, and I think I damaged.
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry if you're watching this.
Speaker 5: But sorry not sorry, I.
Speaker 2: Said the inappropriate thing. He was a nice boy. Maybe
Speaker 2: he's not now, I don't know. But you you have.
Speaker 5: To prepare people for things that they're going to encounter.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've never encountered some shit like this.
Speaker 5: Well, I have not encountered that. I've encountered something else.
Speaker 5: So this is a diad but fully intact fly inside
Speaker 5: of a man's transverse colon.
Speaker 2: It's so crazy to me that he didn't do anything
Speaker 2: to do this. You guys, this just happened, So that's crazy.
Speaker 5: This was literally, uh official journal of the American College
Speaker 5: of gastra and Trology. So while they're doing a scope,
Speaker 5: get a person. I can only imagine what in the
Speaker 5: hell the staff was like, could you why that?
Speaker 2: Come look at this? What I find is, Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's crazy to me that you would have a fully
Speaker 5: intact fly in your butt.
Speaker 2: Good lord, but if you swallowed it, I mean I
Speaker 2: could see it, I guess.
Speaker 5: But how how could your stomach acid in?
Speaker 2: Not?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that part is because people have swallowed bugs and
Speaker 5: stuff like I've had a gnat fly in my mouth
Speaker 5: or nose or or but I don't think they're still
Speaker 5: down there like a party.
Speaker 2: Stuff of your nose. I figured, because you know, we
Speaker 2: were talking about things being stuck places, I would chuck
Speaker 2: a couple of these in there because it's why.
Speaker 5: Not one hundred percent and so very common for children
Speaker 5: to come in to have beads extracted from their nose,
Speaker 5: from their ears. We've had peas that we've removed from
Speaker 5: the ears before, but beads are the most common thing
Speaker 5: for little kids.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 5: And you have a suction eminems, yes, eminem's. We've had
Speaker 5: bugs in the ears and so cockroaches, spiders, well.
Speaker 2: I have some pictures.
Speaker 5: You don't say, yeah, that's a lovely spider right up
Speaker 5: against the ear drum.
Speaker 2: This would be my like, not worst nightmare, but this
Speaker 2: would shake me to my core because you just go
Speaker 2: in and you think you've got your wax and they
Speaker 2: pull out some ship like this.
Speaker 5: Well, and sometimes because like cockroaches bite and so we
Speaker 5: have had instances that's disturbing. But we have had patients
Speaker 5: that would come in that had a roach and their ears.
Speaker 5: They didn't know there was a roach in their ear,
Speaker 5: and they were having like weird like pains and noises noises,
Speaker 5: oh voices in their ear and stuff like that. And
Speaker 5: it had actually chewed through the air drum.
Speaker 2: That is so gross.
Speaker 5: I'm just trying to get into the air canal.
Speaker 2: So this one was, Yeah, one hundred and fifty live
Speaker 2: bugs removed from his nose and he doesn't know how
Speaker 2: they got there.
Speaker 5: Gross, but not surprising because I was gonna say, I've
Speaker 5: seen a lot of We've done a lot of maggots
Speaker 5: removal from wounds and people.
Speaker 2: It's a whole Yeah, it's a whole thing. Like where
Speaker 2: it's got a real like it's called nasal myasis, and
Speaker 2: that is an infestation of fly larvae in your nasal cavity.
Speaker 2: So if it has a name, you guys, that that
Speaker 2: means it's happened a lot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, to be able to give them a diagnosis,
Speaker 5: kind of like the surgical sponges being left in a person.
Speaker 5: It's got their own name.
Speaker 2: So screw worms often lay their eggs inside of noses
Speaker 2: because they are attracted to them. I guess I don't
Speaker 2: know what a screwworm is, but apparently that's what happened,
Speaker 2: and they did get them out and he was fine,
Speaker 2: But that is bananas. They were living and feeding off
Speaker 2: of him, which.
Speaker 5: That doesn't surprise me because like we don't have them here.
Speaker 5: But botflies burrow underneath your skin and lay larva, and
Speaker 5: then the larva are like really huge, so you get
Speaker 5: these gigantic like they almost look like a gigantic sebaceous
Speaker 5: sist or something, but when you slice it open, it's
Speaker 5: actually a giant fly larvae.
Speaker 2: That's this guy. He didn't have that much symptoms, they said,
Speaker 2: and except his only in a couple hours his face
Speaker 2: started to swell, and then his lips swelled, and then
Speaker 2: he started to bleed and that. But they were in
Speaker 2: there like a long time, and usually naggots only feed
Speaker 2: off of dead flesh, not live tissue. So it makes
Speaker 2: me wonder what else was going on with him, like
Speaker 2: if he had a cancer or I don't know what.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and it definitely could be or there could
Speaker 5: be some kind of something going on with the sinuses.
Speaker 2: Where shocking to me. Yeah, Lack, I did not know.
Speaker 2: I did not know this disgusting thing. I almost called
Speaker 2: you to tell you save it for our disgusting one.
Speaker 2: So I only put one picture of these because I
Speaker 2: promise you they are coming right up when we do
Speaker 2: scary season. Yeah, these are disgusting and they're real.
Speaker 5: Tell people. What you're looking at hair balls.
Speaker 2: Like it's a people bezelar or some how do you say,
Speaker 2: I'm bizarre something like that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So we are going to talk about Pika a
Speaker 5: little bit. And Pika, like we mentioned earlier, is people
Speaker 5: having the urge to eat inedible objects, and a lot
Speaker 5: of times it's from malnutrition, nutrient deficiencies, things like that.
Speaker 5: So people will eat all kinds of crazy things. Hold
Speaker 5: on a minute, I got to get to my Pika section.
Speaker 5: What so nails, screws, bolts, These are definitely a lot
Speaker 5: of psychiatric patients or prison population do those things, and
Speaker 5: often repeatedly. Like the table full of buttons and thimbles
Speaker 5: and hairpins and safety pins and whatever looks like a
Speaker 5: toolbox spilled inside of them, coins, batteries, keys, and padlocks.
Speaker 5: I think a padlock would be really hard to swallow.
Speaker 2: Here's another one. Well, I don't know. This looks like
Speaker 2: almost as much as the padlock. On some level, this
Speaker 2: is a patient.
Speaker 5: This is a whole nether long table full of chains, screws, bolts, nuts, keys,
Speaker 5: the end of the fork with all the times on
Speaker 5: it house number number six. Interesting. There is literally like
Speaker 5: every kind of piece of metal you could think of
Speaker 5: that was in this.
Speaker 2: It's so strange. It's just yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5: So soil, clay, chalk, let's see, uh, styrofoam. A lot
Speaker 5: of cultures, it says, have a traditional clay consumption, but
Speaker 5: compulsive amounts of eating clay and obviously hardened and you've
Speaker 5: got lead to blackages or heavy metal poisoning, sand or gravel.
Speaker 2: So crazy yuck.
Speaker 5: Hair that is, the hair is a cop It's called
Speaker 5: trickophasia or trick obeys or, and it's compulsive hair eating
Speaker 5: that can lead to these massive, lovely hairballs. The one
Speaker 5: on the left looks like a rat.
Speaker 2: It does. They're so yucky. But I just can't. I mean,
Speaker 2: there's no part of you that will come out well
Speaker 2: eating some weird things. It's just not it's not going
Speaker 2: to work out for you.
Speaker 5: So cotton balls, fabric, thread, paper, cardboard, toilet paper also
Speaker 5: has a name, believe it or not. It's called xylophasia,
Speaker 5: and that's paper eating, styrofoam, plastic pins, bottle caps, wrappers,
Speaker 5: chunks of plastic bags. I think my cat has pika
Speaker 5: because he eats plastic bags.
Speaker 2: All he likes to eat all this stuff.
Speaker 5: Glass shards again. Psychiatric patients, they said, are the most common,
Speaker 5: either from glass bottles or broken light bulbs, razor blades,
Speaker 5: wooden splinters, pencils, erasers, graphite from the pencil stone, and pebbles.
Speaker 5: That's also got its own name, that's lithough phasia, ash, charcoal,
Speaker 5: burnt matches, soap, and detergent. Ice, which also has its
Speaker 5: own name. It's called pagophasia.
Speaker 2: And if you have an ice craving, you should have
Speaker 2: your iron checked as well.
Speaker 5: What is that that he's holding.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to interrupt. I was just setting up
Speaker 2: for our next load of fun, you know.
Speaker 5: But but drug but drugs, Yeah, there's a lot of
Speaker 5: unfortunately that and when you swallow, uh, it's usually in
Speaker 5: a condom because they're coded, they're easier to get down.
Speaker 5: But if one of those bags ruptures, you can actually
Speaker 5: die very quickly from that.
Speaker 2: And these people were so they didn't even use condoms.
Speaker 2: They use like torn up papers or plastic.
Speaker 5: Plastic bags Walmart shows, not even the drug mules.
Speaker 2: It's not. The sad thing is it's not even like
Speaker 2: like a baggy. It's like just torn up pieces, like
Speaker 2: do you really want drugs? So bad that you would
Speaker 2: do them out of first of all, whoever trust tied
Speaker 2: them then put them in the butt, you know, it
Speaker 2: goes through the whole. Yeah, no, it's just no.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think there's anything in the world that
Speaker 5: I would need from a person's butt.
Speaker 2: Just say, absolutely not, absolutely not. I just can't imagine.
Speaker 2: And this is my last photo that I have.
Speaker 5: Yeah, mister, mister sword swallower. So professional sword swallowers trained
Speaker 5: to relax the throat muscles to line up perfectly straight. However,
Speaker 5: sometimes going terribly wrong. Cases exist of performers puncturing their
Speaker 5: stomachs or tearing their throats mid act. One sword swallower
Speaker 5: accidentally swallowed part of his prop sword that broke off
Speaker 5: and it got stuck in his gut.
Speaker 2: And this poor guy it went through and went sideways,
Speaker 2: slight deviation and came out. Yeah, their's side underneath.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't understand.
Speaker 2: And he lived because I'm telling you guys, obviously he
Speaker 2: hit his long I mean, there's no way it's right there.
Speaker 5: So yeah that, I mean, this guy's got I'm assuming
Speaker 5: that they used like robotics on him, but this guy's
Speaker 5: got like a Frankenstein scar on his head.
Speaker 2: He didn't explain the whole thing, but he did say
Speaker 2: he was very lucky to be alive. And I have
Speaker 2: to agree with him because of where that was, right,
Speaker 2: was pretty wild, very.
Speaker 5: Close to like puncturing his lung. So when we mentioned
Speaker 5: earlier about prison or psychiatric cases swallowing spoons and silverware,
Speaker 5: one man was found to have a dozen spoons and
Speaker 5: forks inside of his stomach that they removed at one
Speaker 5: point in time. So it was it was quite a
Speaker 5: lot of silverware that they removed from that guy. So dozens,
Speaker 5: dozens of spoons.
Speaker 2: Every time I go to stop sharing or share it
Speaker 2: kicks me out. I don't know, Oh my gosh. Whatever.
Speaker 5: So here's some other unusual insertions. Chess pieces, Christmas ornaments
Speaker 5: out hello, golf balls, billiard balls, hand grenades in the
Speaker 5: butt A hand grenade?
Speaker 2: No, just no, they have to evacuate the hospital. Everyone's
Speaker 2: gonna know.
Speaker 5: Inmates in South America were reported hiving, hiding live grenades
Speaker 5: inside their butts to avoid detection.
Speaker 2: And use them for what You're a prisoner, what is happening?
Speaker 5: They were wanting to use them against their enemy, I guess.
Speaker 5: And so when they captured all of them. They all
Speaker 5: had grenades in their butt. That sounds like a great.
Speaker 2: It sounds like a big.
Speaker 5: Bang nail, polished bottles, car car keys or car parts,
Speaker 5: plastic froat forks that are broken. Sometimes people get those
Speaker 5: little times of the fork, lodged barbie dolls, that's a
Speaker 5: common thing. Candlesticks are uper common, or candles in general,
Speaker 5: pillar candles and shot glasses.
Speaker 2: Really, that seems like a bad plan. Anything glass like,
Speaker 2: come on.
Speaker 5: Guys, well, and not to mention the shot glass has
Speaker 5: an opening that creates that suction. When your muscle's titan.
Speaker 2: It's gonna suction straight to your cervix. If your chick f.
Speaker 5: One about screwdrivers, rolling pins, and flash drives. A woman
Speaker 5: hid a flash drive inside of her vagina so that
Speaker 5: she could make sure that her data was safe.
Speaker 2: Oh maybe she was a podcaster. Ah maybe maybe, So
Speaker 2: she must have done some like Epstein files or something
Speaker 2: because she was worried.
Speaker 5: Okay, so along the animal. Then we've already talked about
Speaker 5: some of them. Live fish like you showed the one earlier.
Speaker 5: Some reports of fish like something called a lochus, I
Speaker 5: don't know what that is, are inserted for folk healing
Speaker 5: similar to eels. This one is disgusting. Chicken bones a
Speaker 5: fragment found in a vagina after a patient attempted self
Speaker 5: treatment for a prolapse.
Speaker 2: How is that going to help? Is my question? What
Speaker 2: is this thought process.
Speaker 5: You like that's going to hold it up inside of You.
Speaker 2: Both saw the stuff coming out, and it's a lot
Speaker 2: of stuff. Clearly that's gonna need a lot of work
Speaker 2: to hold it back in. Now you've just made it heavier,
Speaker 2: whether it's a little bit or a.
Speaker 5: Lot, or it could go around it just like your
Speaker 5: butt going around a thong. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It doesn't make any that just doesn't make any.
Speaker 5: Sense that that was gross to me. Here's another just
Speaker 5: absolutely off the wall, disgusting. I almost threw up live cockroaches.
Speaker 5: Oh hell, inside of the patient ants.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But what like that to me is so like,
Speaker 2: what are you doing?
Speaker 5: How about this jewelry or money rolls?
Speaker 2: Now, we got to talk about Mexico. If you go
Speaker 2: to Mexico in some.
Speaker 5: Places put your money in your butt.
Speaker 2: No no, And you go to some Kinki places. As
Speaker 2: per a story from multiple people in my family, I've
Speaker 2: never been to an area that is like this. Apparently
Speaker 2: the girls don't want to give your change back, and
Speaker 2: so you give them money and then they squat to
Speaker 2: give you the change, and most people won't take it
Speaker 2: from no, and so they're like, keep it, you can
Speaker 2: have that. I think they might have been at the
Speaker 2: Donkey show or the Ping Pong show or whatever show.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I wasn't there, but surely make sure
Speaker 2: you have change.
Speaker 5: Apparently, Yeah, no, that's a big fat no for me again,
Speaker 5: not taking anything.
Speaker 2: You imagine somebody she just jumps up on the table
Speaker 2: and squat's down your change and you're just sitting there like.
Speaker 5: It's like a slot machine, like.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, oh my gosh. And and the infection, like
Speaker 2: I just can't imagine. Money is so dirty if people
Speaker 2: only knew, like and I have heard of strippers that
Speaker 2: get their dollars rolled up and inserted. I never needed
Speaker 2: money that bad. I will never need money that bad.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 5: I don't care if it's one hundred dollars bill. You
Speaker 5: can keep it because that is gross, because that is.
Speaker 2: All kinds of it's just so dirty.
Speaker 5: And think about it this way, though, if you if
Speaker 5: you wanted to get change or a bill changer, in
Speaker 5: that area. You wouldn't have to buy that perfume because
Speaker 5: you would already have it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you will smell like that already, and I'm sure
Speaker 2: it's all natural at that point, so I'm sure it is.
Speaker 5: I just yeah, no, So how about a cell phone charger? Oh,
Speaker 5: not phone, but the cords and the chargers have been
Speaker 5: recovered rectally.
Speaker 2: Were they plugging in? Are you electronic? I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: But also it doesn't even seem like it would be like,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that's not impressive. It doesn't look like it
Speaker 2: would feel good. I don't know what you're doing there
Speaker 2: like that just seems to me crazy.
Speaker 5: And if you pulled on the cord, it's gonna unplug
Speaker 5: from the charger one.
Speaker 2: Hundred percent, Like what are you doing?
Speaker 5: Stop playing stupid games?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: How about mercury thermometers?
Speaker 2: Okay, if if it was not you know, if you're
Speaker 2: taking a real temperature and this happens, you remember this
Speaker 2: in nursing school. How scared they made us of this?
Speaker 2: As you can poison somebody and.
Speaker 5: It's one hundred because mercury is toxic to human beings.
Speaker 5: But not only has that happen in the medical realm,
Speaker 5: but people also do it for fun and whatever.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're life, You're well.
Speaker 5: How about lightsabers toys rectly and an adult question? Again,
Speaker 5: did you steal this toy from your child? If you
Speaker 5: bought it for yourself, it's still not a toy, but whatever,
Speaker 5: But if you took your child's lightsaber, you're a bad
Speaker 5: guy or girl. And I hope the hell if you
Speaker 5: use something like that that you do not give it
Speaker 5: back to your child, you.
Speaker 2: Straight to hell.
Speaker 5: If you do tell them that you lost it. There
Speaker 5: is no amount of washing that could make that go
Speaker 5: back to that child and be Okay, I'm just knowing.
Speaker 2: I'm okay, I'm not Jesus or God. I'm not trying
Speaker 2: to really say that, but that you know that's wrong.
Speaker 5: So there's a case of another psychiatric patient. He had
Speaker 5: inserted on multiple occasions, different toothbrushes into his punani and
Speaker 5: they fused together so it made like a giant mass
Speaker 5: of hard plastic.
Speaker 2: It is power path Also, FYI, people make sure your
Speaker 2: toothbrushes are put away. If you have people over to
Speaker 2: your house that you don't know.
Speaker 5: People always doing the handle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, maybe I have trust issues with everything, but.
Speaker 7: That you know, especially after especially after today's show. I know,
Speaker 7: how about this one, gosh a hard glasses case?
Speaker 2: Really yeah, I just I don't get it.
Speaker 5: I don't get that one, like at all because okay,
Speaker 5: granted for the size, okay, cool, but if it's hinged
Speaker 5: and what if it opens?
Speaker 2: There's so many what ifs on so many of these
Speaker 2: things that I'm like, what were you thinking? Why? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Why are you retarded?
Speaker 2: Like the toys? The toys are the toys, like if
Speaker 2: the if it's if it's built to be there, granted,
Speaker 2: if it's ten and a half inches long, maybe restrain yourself,
Speaker 2: like I mean, calm down, but you don't want to
Speaker 2: lose it, is what I'm.
Speaker 5: Saying, one hundred percent. Yeah, So back on the Pika stuff.
Speaker 5: So what you were talking about earlier was the bezors
Speaker 5: and its masses of indigestible indigestible material hair, paper, fabric,
Speaker 5: plastic that fills the stomach and the intestines. It can
Speaker 5: definitely cause intestinal perforations. Plus you you are no longer
Speaker 5: hungry because your stomach and intestines are full of shit
Speaker 5: bear your everyday items or whatever, and so gosh, I
Speaker 5: can build up cause heavy metal poisoning and stuff like
Speaker 5: that blockages malnutrition, so they eat string yarn, rope, rubber bands, foam,
Speaker 5: even couch stuffing or mattress foam.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: About you, but I would think that would be really
Speaker 5: fucking hard to swallow.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, also, it would be hard coming out
Speaker 2: like clearly, clearly these people are having issues. So here's
Speaker 2: my advice. If you have pika, be a spitter. I
Speaker 2: don't know what else to tell you. Don't swallow it.
Speaker 2: If you have to chew the damn hair, cyrophoam, whatever
Speaker 2: the hell that thing is, spit it out.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 2: In other countries they season rocks. Have you seen this shit?
Speaker 2: It's real like they season like deliciously seasoned, clean rocks,
Speaker 2: and people eat eat them, but don't swallow them. They
Speaker 2: just spit them out. And I'm like, look, if you're
Speaker 2: gonna do some shit like that, make sure you know
Speaker 2: how to spit something out, like I don't know.
Speaker 5: It's kind of like I want to reinforce. If you're
Speaker 5: going to eat a live squid, spit, don't swallow.
Speaker 2: Don't That live squid story scared me so bad. I've
Speaker 2: never ate any I don't want to eat anything alive.
Speaker 2: I don't even eat sushi, none of that stuff. Forget it.
Speaker 2: You guys know way, I don't care, like I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't want anything row like period.
Speaker 2: No it has I know people do it. I know
Speaker 2: they do. My kids love it. I won't touch it
Speaker 2: with a ten foot pole.
Speaker 5: Well, I like sushi, but I like sushi that is cooked.
Speaker 5: I don't eat raw sushi because that's discussing.
Speaker 2: I mean, and you have to deworm. If you guys
Speaker 2: eat a lot of sushi, and twice a year, it's
Speaker 2: recommended that you deworm. That's why you can't have sushi
Speaker 2: while you're pregnant, because everyone knows it gives you worms.
Speaker 2: Because all look, all you have to do is watch
Speaker 2: the show alone. They go out in the wilderness and
Speaker 2: where there's no people in Alaska, no people anywhere, so
Speaker 2: this is not a people thing. And they have to
Speaker 2: live basically off the land, and they're eating fish, and
Speaker 2: every one of them get sick every single time. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, they got worms, and you'll see them deteriorate,
Speaker 2: Like they weighed this much and they're eating every single day,
Speaker 2: and now they weigh this much and they're just laying
Speaker 2: around and you're like, right, because they've got worms.
Speaker 5: One hundred percent. And everybody should do paracyclans twice a.
Speaker 2: Year all the time, and you can do the ones
Speaker 2: from Walgreens, like, but just do something like just do
Speaker 2: you don't have to do the full It's better for
Speaker 2: you if you do the all natural ones. But it
Speaker 2: makes some people really sick. But if you can't hack that,
Speaker 2: at minimum, just at minimum do the ones. You know,
Speaker 2: in other countries, it's routine everywhere else, but here.
Speaker 5: I have a I have a really good one that
Speaker 5: I just did, and I take it in capsule form
Speaker 5: because I can. I cannot stomach the liquid it is
Speaker 5: so freakin' foul, but the capsules. And I was like,
Speaker 5: I know, I'm this is gonna be t m I, and.
Speaker 2: I think we're past the tmisers don't vaginas and like
Speaker 2: tm I.
Speaker 5: But like when I was on it, I would look
Speaker 5: when I got up and I'm of course, I'm like,
Speaker 5: holy crap, like what is that? What is that?
Speaker 2: Not just kidding? If you eat pork, it does don't
Speaker 2: even matter. Yeah, but it doesn't even matter. People think
Speaker 2: that if they eat clean it will matter. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: They're poisoning your water, they're poisoning your food.
Speaker 5: Fairies, vegetables, let us all all that stuff, everything, let.
Speaker 2: Us let us is one of the number one parasite
Speaker 2: and the cilantro and green onions and those guys are
Speaker 2: not washing those. And I'm shocked at how many people
Speaker 2: think that produce is washed. It makes strawberries, you like,
Speaker 2: strawberries almost the number one, very sure for parasites. You
Speaker 2: have to soak the strawberries in water and salt and
Speaker 2: let them sit for a minute. And so a lot
Speaker 2: of people don't do this stuff, and I get it,
Speaker 2: but like, then do the parasite clans well?
Speaker 5: And the funny thing is, like bugs are not new
Speaker 5: to our food. Like I'm surprised I'm still alive because
Speaker 5: when we were little, we would literally go Yanka tomato
Speaker 5: off of the buying.
Speaker 2: In the garden, wash it, yeah, eat it.
Speaker 5: Or you know whatever else greene and we always did that.
Speaker 5: It was never a concern. But now, like I don't
Speaker 5: trust that anything is clean.
Speaker 2: No. No, the fertilizer, so if you get it from Mexico,
Speaker 2: you guys, they use human feces for their fertilizer, and
Speaker 2: so I'm not I'm not saying it's you know, I'm
Speaker 2: not going to diss it or whatever. But if you
Speaker 2: got to use it, you got to use it, I guess.
Speaker 2: But that means somethings soak things in when they're growing.
Speaker 2: So I don't know.
Speaker 5: Well, hey, it's a thing here now where they have
Speaker 5: like seven states now that signed on to uh compost bodies,
Speaker 5: oh for them for fertilizer.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, that's worse than what I thought you were
Speaker 2: going to say. Utah just went ahead with using toilet
Speaker 2: water for drinking water, and I'm like a.
Speaker 5: Lot of places do that because it's cheaper. They run
Speaker 5: it through the sewage treatment plant, which they treat with
Speaker 5: all kinds of chemicals, and then they put it back
Speaker 5: into our clean water supply.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I get you, guys, a reverse osmosis if you can.
Speaker 2: That's one thing we do.
Speaker 5: It's just disgusting. So another thing with Pika, because this
Speaker 5: is an important story they've done like oh what's it called,
Speaker 5: like forty eight hours kind of stuff. Oh, all these
Speaker 5: things so industrial and chemical issues like children eat paint chips.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 5: So if you have a property where like the porch
Speaker 5: railings peeling or the wood is peeling or whatever. Watch
Speaker 5: out for that because a lot of that is lead
Speaker 5: based paint, or especially used to be, but a lot
Speaker 5: of older buildings still have lead based paint. So that's
Speaker 5: a big thing because that's huge poisoning in children and
Speaker 5: they die from that especially and don't know what is
Speaker 5: making them so sick until it's too late.
Speaker 2: Corral dishes, vintage corral dishes before two thousand and five
Speaker 2: have high levels of lead. They are now recommended not
Speaker 2: to serve food and only as decorative pieces, just so
Speaker 2: people know that, because a lot of people don't know that,
Speaker 2: and they last forever.
Speaker 5: And then what if people do they make a plate
Speaker 5: of leftovers and they stick that in the microwave, which
Speaker 5: intensifies that lead toxicity that people get.
Speaker 2: Ye air fryer, they're good.
Speaker 5: That's disgusting. So chalk dust, chalk pieces, and dry wall plaster,
Speaker 5: that's uber toxic as well. Like you said, the strofoam pieces,
Speaker 5: bars of soap, candles, and wax. So like your grandpa,
Speaker 5: don't eat the cinnamon.
Speaker 2: Yeah don't, but he bit it. He did that on purpose.
Speaker 2: He wanted me to take it away, and he goes,
Speaker 2: I'm just going to pretend to eat it. Then he
Speaker 2: bit it because he hated He said, I thought this
Speaker 2: was real. I wish it was real.
Speaker 5: I'd rather eat the real one for sure.
Speaker 2: I was like, I can't bake. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: I'll eat it o' bait.
Speaker 5: So leaves and grass, twigs, bark, wood shavings, insects and feathers,
Speaker 5: which creates like a nesting effect in the gut prey disturbing.
Speaker 5: And these are very rare and strange cases. Coins wrapped
Speaker 5: in stray plastic straws like you had the plastic straw earlier.
Speaker 5: Rubber gloves, no, big fat no says, very common to
Speaker 5: swallow the rubber gloves in prisons or psych words, sometimes
Speaker 5: multiple pairs at a time. Hair Ties and hair clips,
Speaker 5: money are paper money, money clips, glass marbles.
Speaker 2: Just strikes. No, yeah, don't don't do it, you guys.
Speaker 5: I mean, we had one piicapation in all my years,
Speaker 5: and her thing was shoelaces, oh all the time.
Speaker 2: I just don't a man. I mean, I guess it's
Speaker 2: something we can't understand because we're not in the position.
Speaker 2: But at the same time, when you're thinking about it,
Speaker 2: it seems unreal, you know.
Speaker 5: But a lot like this particular patient that we had.
Speaker 5: She had a good family, there was good nutrition like
Speaker 5: all of that stuff. You know. They just didn't want
Speaker 5: any meals and stuff. But she rather eat shoelaces. That
Speaker 5: was her thing.
Speaker 2: They needed to make her some cool spaghetti shoelaces and
Speaker 2: then do you like eat the spaghetti But no, I
Speaker 2: know it's not the same thing because they actually like
Speaker 2: the taste of it. But man, well you guys, the
Speaker 2: point of the show is don't stick things where they
Speaker 2: don't belong and shouldn't be there. I you know, if
Speaker 2: it got stuck and it should be there, like it's
Speaker 2: a normal thing, I feel bad for you. But otherwise, you.
Speaker 5: Know, yeah, and it's something that that you didn't do
Speaker 5: to yourself, but somebody did. I understand. But just speaking
Speaker 5: from a medical professional standpoint, please be mindful of what
Speaker 5: you are using in your vegetjeel or your pooper shoes.
Speaker 2: And leave your kids fucking toys alone.
Speaker 5: Yes, please do and don't return them like.
Speaker 2: That's just not okay, period dot.
Speaker 5: So Yeah, So anyways, this was a fun one. I
Speaker 5: quite enjoyed it. It was pretty hilarious. Hope people enjoyed
Speaker 5: it also, and you understand the depths of the things
Speaker 5: that we get uppy. Yeah, yeah, literally yes, steps.
Speaker 2: Remember when you get that horny urge, just remember this.
Speaker 2: Would you want twenty people in a room helping you
Speaker 2: dig that out of yourself or have a prolapsed vagina
Speaker 2: or rectum and question these things before you make dumb
Speaker 2: decisions and.
Speaker 5: Then we could play with it while you're under anesthetic
Speaker 5: like a chicken.
Speaker 2: Yeah you don't, you don't want to go there, so yeah.
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