Speaker 1: Neonic for my adoptions.
Speaker 2: Assups.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 2: Welcome to void Anica of Haby Halloween t Heah. Last
week we didn't have an episode. Yeah, because stuff and
things and things and stuff live. I'm your host and
DM Devon you know you know me, you love me.
I'm just so great. Hair flip my non existent hair.
Speaker 3: Say what air?
Speaker 2: I'm like non existent? Hello. If I get a wig,
it's it for you. I'm gonna get a wig one
of these days. It's gonna be it for you, bitches.
Speaker 3: I'm probably gonna buy you the wig.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yes, i'd be hair flipping it.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: But anyway, before we get into today's episode, UH, introduce
y'all cells like we do every episode.
Speaker 3: Hello, friend, I am the Almighty Indigo and I'm playing
the role of uh onon Rowing.
Speaker 2: You have to think about it.
Speaker 3: I had to go look the fucker's name up.
Speaker 2: I forgot you forgot?
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, that's me. I'm playing rowing. Hello, goodbye, good night.
Speaker 4: Good evening, and hello, my name is Jacob. I play
the roll of shoes.
Speaker 2: He is a cat yeah, h catnet magically appears.
Speaker 5: He's a He's a leon, yeah, Dakarta.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I forgot my Lawrence. Oh, my name is Dakota.
I'll be playing Shiver.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the best boy No, okay, no, not the
best the best boys.
Speaker 3: Next.
Speaker 6: Uh, my name is Rogar and I'm ship. My name
is Tyler, and I play the role of Roga. Don't
judge you there, Jo't you fucking dare? I play Rogar
the Druid. He's gonna set fire to everything, or at
least most things. He's just curious that he's in a
different world right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, edit out his edit it out where he where
he corrected him. So make it so his name is Rogar.
Make an official, Make it official.
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stuff over there. Uh. But today we are going to
finish of this month's Halloween slat Halloween one not one
shot Halloween. Small, it's a small Halloween campaign, and on
top of that, it's the anniversary of Lordonica because Lordonica,
like most of the podcasts, started up in October. Granted
I was a couple of weeks ago, and the actual
date it started like like the seventh, that's when officially started.
But we're finiging out the four year anniversary. For long
years on this podcast.
Speaker 3: My god, first COVID and then.
Speaker 7: A few months huh so it feels like it's only
been a few months.
Speaker 2: Well well, I mean it has.
Speaker 3: First COVID hits the world and then we come along.
Speaker 2: Come literally months after. But anyway, wou last.
Speaker 3: Time tough thing bound or adjective.
Speaker 1: The reddit community not as our slash arborists unfortunate but.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a Reddit thread run by arborists and they
care about trees and.
Speaker 2: Ship Oh okay. I was like, where are you going
with this? Got it?
Speaker 6: I care about trees too, but sometimes they gotta burn.
Speaker 7: I'm not saying it was I'm not saying it was
the right thing, of just saying it was the just thing.
It was lawful, but trees had to die.
Speaker 2: I mean, to be fair, the tree was dangling corpses
from it.
Speaker 1: What they do, it's not my place to judge.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh that's right. We put the womping Willow's cousin
back in the ground.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there apparent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one of my worst things I've ever made.
Speaker 2: Oh, but that's also my favorite things.
Speaker 6: Shut the sword deep inside its heart and killed it.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. And he took the fruit, took the heart.
And some of you ate it, And I ate it?
Did anybody? Okay?
Speaker 1: Who I mean? I ate it as much as a
skeleton can.
Speaker 2: Okay, so saber ate it. Did anyone else eat it?
Speaker 3: Rome was the only one who did not eat it?
Speaker 2: Okay, Ron was the only one.
Speaker 6: I did not eat it. I don't think I ate
it yet, but I was gonnot consider it.
Speaker 7: Okay, Okay, you had like your mouth open. It was
like waiting on that bite. If we both dropped dead.
You were like you it.
Speaker 2: It's been a few okay, as we start, it's been
a few minutes. And the other two that ate it
are perfectly fine.
Speaker 7: See, you get the perfectly good fruit from of the trees,
and you gotta eat it otherwise it goes to waste.
Speaker 1: You can't be waste in the God's gifts.
Speaker 2: Now at this point, y'all just chilling at in this
safe zone that you were taken to by law as
you know her as loth. There's a fire going. You
all are eating. You have a fullstock kitchen full of drinks, food,
the whole works. And then of course there are beds
in the other room. But for the ones who have
eaten it. Okay, you all, you too have a choice
to make. Do you choose the life blessing or the
death blessing?
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's kind of obvious what I choose.
Speaker 2: The death blessing skeleton. Okay, So if you choose the
death blessing from the fruit that is known as the
boon of the hanged.
Speaker 1: See, guys, I got this boon. Boons aren't bad. That's
why they're called boones.
Speaker 2: Your boon with your boon with the darker side of
the paradise cheese, granted you the power to manipulate life
and death, and then you'll have different abilities. Let me
see if I can make that actually a little bit
look a little better. Let's see. Okay, you will get
with the boon and the hangs, you will get deadly
rebirth once per long rest. If you drop to zero
hit points but are not killed outright. You can instead
drop to one hit point. When this happens, spectral veins,
I won't tell you burst from your body, dealing in
three D eight neicrow damage to all creatures of your
choice within fifteen feet of you. That's the deathly rebirth.
Then you get the soul drain, which is very similar
to the trees when you're When you reduce a creature
to zero hit points, you can siphon a portion of
their life for us to heal yourself regain hit points
equal to the con mod plus your proficiency, and you
can use this feature a number of times equal as
equals to your proficiency bonus per long rest.
Speaker 1: And then huh, I said dope.
Speaker 2: And then the last one for the death for the
Moon of the Hanged is the grasp of the Tree.
As an action, you can summon inspectable vines from the
ground to grasp at a creature you see within thirty
feet of view. The target must exceed on a saving
on a straight saving throw, which will be DC eight
plus your proficiency pleasure con mod, or be restrained by
the vines. The vinings last for one minute or until
you lose concentration. The target can repeat the saving throw
at the end of each of their turn, ending the
results and in the effect on itself. On any success, you
can use his ability once per short or long rest,
and that is the boon of the hanged Jacob. I'm
assuming you want the boot the.
Speaker 4: Life blessing, and what does the life blessing do?
Speaker 2: Life blessing is known as the boon of renewal.
Speaker 7: Let me he should make his choice before he gets
to find out what it gives, or he can.
Speaker 4: Tell me what the choice is before I make the choice.
It's called an education.
Speaker 3: Yeah, life or death. Yes.
Speaker 2: Boon of renewal is your connection to the life force
of the Paradise tree grant you the abilities of regeneration
and rutality healing. So you get the ability of healing
pulse once per long rest. As an action, you can
release a burst of healing energy from your body all
creatures of your choice within thirty feet. If you were
gaining three D eight plus your con modifier and health,
and you got vine regeneration at the start of each year,
turns you. If you are below half your hit points,
your gain hit points equal to your proficiency bonus, and
then your third one is Nature's forty two.
Speaker 4: Do I read it? I'm gone.
Speaker 2: You have advantage on saving throws against being poisoned or disease,
and you gain resistance to poisoned in actually, let me
change that, because I did change that. Poison it's gonna
be poison and nicrotic.
Speaker 3: Kay. Cool.
Speaker 2: So those are just two boons you would get depending
on which route you want to take if you eat
thy fruit?
Speaker 7: Question what happens if you have two items that both
give resistance or you have like an informability, So.
Speaker 1: Like say I have resistance to.
Speaker 7: Necrotic damage justly, and then an item that gives me
the chrodic resistance, because I think Jacob already has resistance
to chronic damage.
Speaker 4: I think so, I don't remember, Uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah it was. It wouldn't stack or anything. Well, no,
you know what?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: What stack? Because if you have a resistance, you have immunity.
Speaker 3: That's a house rule. And I guess, yeah, how many
how many instances of resistance do you have?
Speaker 7: Jacob has too, he has the natural resistance from the
being a paladin, and now this uh inborn skill now
gives them resistance to necrotic.
Speaker 4: So I have divine health, which already makes me immune
to diseases. So basically like nothing changes there. But I
let me see, do I have anything that.
Speaker 2: I think you? I think you have resistance in acrotic.
But if you do have resistance in a crotic, you
just get immunities in a crowd. Damage would not affect
you at that point. But if you don't have it,
you get resistance for it. Oh whichever one. If you
do have it you get you get immunity, or if
you don't, you get resistance.
Speaker 4: That's all I'm trying to find it right now, don't
I have a leonen?
Speaker 1: I should really google things before I say things with
such confidence.
Speaker 6: Well, I was gonna consider eating the fruit. Mm hmm
it I didn't like. I sniffed it and I was like,
but I didn't do it.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna go ahead and eat the like fruit.
Speaker 2: You're gonna eat the fruit and take the boon of revival. Yeah, okay,
makes sense.
Speaker 1: More dragon thing. If you ain't gonna eat your fruit,
can I have it?
Speaker 2: You don't get another boone?
Speaker 6: Of course I'm gonna eat it and then I'm gonna
go for life.
Speaker 2: You're gonna go a renewal Okay, cool.
Speaker 6: I mean some of it's already kind of part of
my character, but the resistance is new.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Cool.
Speaker 2: So the only one that's not eating it is the fairy.
Is that still gonna? Is that gonna stay?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, but do you not trust me?
Speaker 3: No, Rowland doesn't trust trust. Uh that's fair. He doesn't
trust anyone over who makes more money than he does.
Speaker 2: Uh uh huh okay.
Speaker 7: Also a deep distrust for the face stuff from what
I remember, and that tree seems pretty fair.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 3: Oh kay.
Speaker 2: So y'all are just uh chilling, and you can see
what's so what's really weird about this place is you
can look outside. You look outside the window that's in
the little cabinary that you're that you're in, and you
can see grass, a forest and Johnson, Wait, are we
still in the house. There's some fucking wucky shit going
on in this manner. Now there's plant life, there's a whole.
You can see it. You can see the moon and stars.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Nature, yeah, oh hell yeah nature.
Speaker 1: Outside again.
Speaker 2: Uh, the window does not budge.
Speaker 1: Damn it.
Speaker 2: Fe window does not budge. So as you guys, go
through your night as you assume it's night, because outside
the window it's night. Guys, make yourself some food. All
your guys' favorite foods are here, regardless of what they
are you whatever you think of that, the food's magically here.
And can somebody roll me a perception check?
Speaker 4: I'll do it, sah, okay, sure, And.
Speaker 2: Right now you're using your normal characters. We're not using
the other ones yet, we're not using the not yet.
I will let you know when we're moving over to that.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, I don't know, must of it's character?
Speaker 4: Did you clear out my character sheet, Devin?
Speaker 2: Now, remember I sent you a bunch of files and stuff,
a bunch of pd of images in your discord about
your your discord. I sent it to you, and and
I did like a Mayshit character sheet because we were
dealing with the whole twenty twenty four versus the regular one,
and I didn't want to go to the trouble of
moving everything over, so I made everybody out couldn individual
character sheet as well as send the pds for the
twenty twenty four one so you can still get your
stats and stuff. I forgot anything, so you would have
to use all that for now. If you look on
not the PDFs, the one above it where it shows
the actual image, it's a plus your perceptions of plus nine.
I sent the pds and make sure I didn't forget anything.
But all your skills and stuff are on that.
Speaker 4: But always I'm trying to zoom in on this fucker
and it's not letting me. There we go, opening browser, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Open browser.
Speaker 1: Exception is fifteen.
Speaker 3: One.
Speaker 1: What's no? No, perception is plus five. Okay, so I
got a little d twenty plus five.
Speaker 8: Sorry, oh shit.
Speaker 2: Okay, everything you see, everything, you're aware of, all sounds
and all things, and that one per saver you notice nothing. Nope,
your empty eye sockets see nothing.
Speaker 7: So everybody a little pink flame goes a little bit dimmer.
Speaker 2: So everybody but Saber that looks like shivers, not saber.
Oh my god, shiver. I'm gonna remember that. God damn it.
Speaker 1: I doubt it.
Speaker 2: Let me doubt it. Uh.
Speaker 7: This is my second three day campaign with this character.
Speaker 2: I am terrible with names. Lightning strikes shiver and he
dies instantly. How about that? No, I wouldn't.
Speaker 7: Actually I have an ability that bruises back to one.
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh, look at you, look at you.
Speaker 6: Oh, and you're gonna lase it on Devin's Shenanigans, just
absolutely in the face out of spite and op and
it's like, yeah, I'll fucking waste it. Go ahead and
take it back.
Speaker 1: Not spit in the face of God, spit in the
face of a false God.
Speaker 3: Oh he said you got no nipple.
Speaker 2: I got very big nipples. Were you talking about.
Speaker 1: I think that's an inside thought.
Speaker 4: That's not that's not something we need to know.
Speaker 2: It cars is everything you need you need to know Outbradisa. Now,
so I guess everybody but the skeleton man notices. Uh.
The door, the door that you walked in was a
normal wooden like a normal wooden door, but now it
is a metal door. Is as placed a big metal door.
And you hear a sound of a electrical hum, kind
of like, oh god, how about I describe it. You know,
when you're outside and you walk past power lines and
sometimes you can hear like a hum coming from them. Yeah, yeah,
that's the sound.
Speaker 3: You hear the very subtle yeah in the back of
your mind, slowly driving you mad.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's it's very quiet, but the second you hear it,
it it just like engraves into your brain.
Speaker 3: Wait on it, I beat my wings, so I mimic
the buzzing sound. M m.
Speaker 2: Well you're trying to cancel it out.
Speaker 3: No, there's buzzing. It seems disturbed by this buzzing sound.
Speaker 1: What busson sound?
Speaker 3: Oh well, now that I mentioned.
Speaker 6: It, I'm like I can maybe tory this for about
an hour.
Speaker 2: Future at a humming sound and post please thank you.
Speaker 1: Future disregard that you are your own man. You don't
need past Deven to tell.
Speaker 8: You what to do.
Speaker 2: Future Devin, you better fucking listen to me or so
help me. God, I'll come to the feature. Beat your
own ass. Get good, Future Devon, you are good. Don't
listen to that hash bringing slasher.
Speaker 1: Future Devin, don't let this love bombing.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Future forget to drink water very true?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Yes, drinks some fucking water you wore?
God say hydrate it's ship.
Speaker 3: Also, Future, this is all your fault.
Speaker 2: Oh Den, You're going to know exactly what that.
Speaker 9: Means here until present to make things worse for future diff.
Speaker 2: Oh and you know what I guarantee you by the
end of the session, Future Devin is gonna be banging
his head on the table. Bet you money, and past
Devan me is just laughing. Anyway, enough about future Devon
that fucking losers. It's a fucking dork.
Speaker 3: So you know.
Speaker 2: What.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no, you interrupted me. Please
go on, peasant. Wait did you just call me a peasant?
Speaker 2: I didn't call you a truffer.
Speaker 3: Listen here your economy class back to which discount potato salad? Jerry?
Speaker 2: Oh oh, you heard my feelings.
Speaker 3: If you were on drag race, you can get voted
off first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're probably right. You're probably right. You're probably right though.
All right.
Speaker 3: By the way, I forgot to tell you why I
was late. I was appealing to God about, you know,
restoring your headline, but it got denied. It turns out
originally you were you were meant to be a priest
in this lifetime. But uh yeah, there was a last
minute change and that didn't happen. But they said, fuck it,
we're gonna leave him with the hairline.
Speaker 6: Doun created you to a friar.
Speaker 2: You a bitch, ab ow Uh God, damn jus, your Devin,
I know what a bitch. So yeah, there's a metal
door and a weird humming. What the fuck y'all doing.
I'll just gonna stare at it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're at the light bulb. I'm staring at the
light bulb, just mesmerized by it.
Speaker 2: Oh, of course you would fucking fly.
Speaker 4: Well, only one. I just go up to the door
and open it.
Speaker 2: Oh, ship, there's a door, all right?
Speaker 3: Roll me?
Speaker 2: Ah, I guess it would be a con save will
me a con save? God damn it. I was hoping
you would roll below the DC so you can puff
up like a cat sky electrocuted. God, goddamn. So as
you touch the door to grab a hold of handle,
you feel electricity hit your hand and travel up your body,
but you don't. It's almost like you just shut your hand.
It's not. It doesn't hurt you. Your hairs on your
arm kind of stand up a little bit, but that's
about it. And then when you turn the door knob,
it creaks open as the air that flows in is charged.
There's electricity in the air.
Speaker 6: Does our hair stand up?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: A little bit?
Speaker 6: If you have hair, m I guess sort of.
Speaker 2: The one doesn't have hair is suver. But Jerry, you
feel that you feel electricity in your bones?
Speaker 1: Does it make me kind of feel alive.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Actually, this is fucking disgusting.
Speaker 2: This is disgusting. Do you all walk in?
Speaker 4: I walk in?
Speaker 2: Okay, everyone else going with them colociously, but yes, yeah cool.
So as you all walk into this room. As the
last person walks in, the door shuts behind you and
locks and magic electricity kind of courses through around the
door as it vanishes into making the wall. The door
is now gone.
Speaker 3: Well fuck.
Speaker 2: What you see before you is a lab that is
seems to be tore up papers everywhere. There's a desk
to your at the very end, next to the big god,
I don't even know what to call it, cylinder top
pod pod. There's a big old pod on the other
side of the room.
Speaker 6: With what looks to be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm back to taking a big ass cylinder Oh,
I get nervous. I start buzzing around angrily. This reminds
me of being stuck in the fucking laugh.
Speaker 1: Oh god, hey, look it's that one guy Zimbay made
of iron.
Speaker 3: As you say that, I hate you so much, Cody,
I so much. I'm gonna be there when you die
and I'm gonna miss you.
Speaker 2: But Dakota rolled me a wisdom saving throw pointing out
about the mechanical being in the.
Speaker 10: Curtainment wisdom Okay, t yeah, wisdom.
Speaker 1: Twenty plus one eighteen.
Speaker 2: You pass. When you say that and you point to
the mcare nicol humanoid in the vat, you get a
flash a memory, part of a memory. First blit. Second,
you give part of a memory of a group of
what looks to be fighters of some sort nights. Maybe
you're you don't get enough enough of the memory to
really to tell, but you see nine figures and this
one is one of the figures as a holes a
big oh god, a big god. What you call it.
It's a weapon that has a ball and a chain.
It's a weapon, a flail flail.
Speaker 3: Right, yes, that's a flail.
Speaker 2: Well, it's not wanting to start. It's a it's a flail.
And the end of it is this is you see
this thing swinging a flail and the end of the
flail with the iron ball is about it's huge, and
when it spins, you see what looks to be like
a storm, like a thunderstorm forming around it from it's
when it's when he's spinning it, and you feel a
sense of familiar from it, like you know who that is.
And as soon as it starts, it ends. But before
you as a lab bunch of papers tore up machinery.
This place looks like got ram sat. There's a desk
to the left of the main containment unit with this
thing inside of it. And there's a bunch of other
units that house that don't have anything in them. But
the glow is lighting up the room, the bright green
glow from all these little cylinders containment units are all
lighting up the room and you and in the air
you feel ecstatically charged, like like there's a thunderstorm in here,
like you're walking in a storm cloud. What do y'all do?
Speaker 3: Whoa I'm I'm I'm I'm looking for spara change.
Speaker 2: Looking for spirit chain. Okay, you're.
Speaker 1: To be in my head ship.
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm just gonna start screaming at the dude. Not screaming,
I'm gonna call him out. But they who the fucks
you think you are?
Speaker 4: I I just walk right up to the vat.
Speaker 2: You walk right up to the vat and you get
a closer look, and it's it's a humanoid machine and
he is he has You see a bunch of like
bright titanium, or it looks to be titanum, shines from
the glow it has in its chest. You see a core,
a blue what looks to be like a blue core,
glowing electric blue as electricity is coursing through this court
to the other parts of this machine. Robit, whatever have you.
Speaker 1: Don't I don't talk about him. It makes them nervous.
Speaker 7: And then he starts fucking throwing memories in your fucking brain.
Speaker 1: Careful, fucking anxiety. You have a little beach.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, shoes, I.
Speaker 3: Want to flutter next to uh uh next to the skeleton.
Just whisper backshot sounds like backshot?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, mm hmm shoes. As you're since you're
up there by the main containment you look to your
left and you see a desk, and underneath the desk
you see a remains of a dead body of a
older man looks to be a scientist. And on the
table on the desk that he is dead under is
a bunch of papers and a journal, journal, hammer utensils
of tools of some sort, and a book a grim wall.
Speaker 4: Wait where is this?
Speaker 2: Uh what you're coulse? You walked up to the main
containment unit with the with the robot in it.
Speaker 8: Right there.
Speaker 1: That this desk.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: Yes, You look to your left and you see a
desk with a dead body under it of a human
male late fifties early sixties lab coat. On top of
set desk, you see a grimoire, a journal, and a
bunch of scattered papers, ammers, nails, other tools.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna pick up the journal.
Speaker 2: Gotta pick up the journal, and you're gonna open it.
Speaker 8: M hm.
Speaker 2: And the first page says, this is the journal of
Journal of doctor franken Mer. Doctor Frankenmer, Doctor franken Mer.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 6: I thought you're gonna say Frankfurt and I'm like Rocky horror.
That would be quite a twist.
Speaker 2: That would be good, t QUI twist, wouldn't it, doctor Frankenmer.
And as you flipped through the book and you kind
of skim through the pages, uh, this is he was
a scientist. He's goal was to create life or create life.
And then as it continues on, it talks about how
he found this mechanical humanoid that he knows nothing about,
that randomly appeared in the lily in the house.
Speaker 3: You don't know.
Speaker 2: He doesn't explain how he got into the house, but
he got he got into Lilli way manner, and then
he found this thing. He's like, ooh, what is this thing?
And then he's been trying to bring it back to
life ever since and talks about different ways of magic
and science that he's tried to start up the core
of this being, and he indicates that through his research
and questioning of the Masters of the House, he's determined
that this thing is known as a war Forge, and
that this particular warforge is old front a front and
from a world that does not exist anymore, and that's
all the information. Then the Masters of the House designated
him to resurrect this warforge to start him back up.
So they gave him all the tools and all the
uh supply, the science and the magic to let him
experiment to try to bring this Warforge back. And then
his last the last few pages, talks about how nothing
has worked and then he might have gotten a breakthrough
through this grimoire that the masters gave him. His grim
Wire calls upon the storms of the Godmother to power.
They give enough energy, electrical energy to power this Warforge,
and he was in the middle of doing the ritual,
and then the journal ends abruptly. So you can assume
from that that whatever the ritual he was doing, it
did not end well for him, since he's currently dead
underneath the desk, his body is charred to a crisp
uses a shrivel up body in a white coat.
Speaker 11: H huh, well, what's like? I guess, Uh, I guess,
I guess he failed.
Speaker 1: Failed? What what are you talking about?
Speaker 4: I pointed.
Speaker 7: Talking about some ship you rid in the journal that
you didn't tell anybody else about, you expecting us to know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, awesome. If you'd given me a chance to actually
explain myself, you would know now. But thank you for
wasting my time anyway, This is doctor This overcook piece
of bacon. Here is doctor frankin.
Speaker 3: R.
Speaker 4: I opened the journal again and squints at the name
Frankin uh.
Speaker 2: Murr and in the back of here.
Speaker 6: Sorry, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: Since you was a cat I have I have expected
him to be like Frankin Mau. I thought that sounds wow.
Speaker 4: Try looks like he looks like it looks like he
was trying to use this uh grimoire here to bring
this uh A swin at the journal again, war forged.
Speaker 2: Shiver when he says war Forge, you get a tingling
sensation throughout your body.
Speaker 7: Don't fucking touch me without my permission. You fucking whatever
you want, war Forged, he's giving me tingles.
Speaker 3: Guys, there is a sound of glass break. I have
gotten into the cabinet and I'm going if I find
anything that I looked like looks like it's edible, I'm
going to drink it. Uh.
Speaker 6: I'm just investigating this spot over here, see if there's
anything significant, and if there isn't, I guess I'll check
on Rowan.
Speaker 2: All right, give me one second, Rowan, you're as you're well,
Actually choose continue what you were what you were saying,
and then we'll go over to Rona and then roguar.
Speaker 3: The cap.
Speaker 6: Hey's sorry, wait continue who was saying Jacob?
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, it looks like he was trying to use
this grimoire here to bring it to life. Something about
the storms of the Godmother.
Speaker 2: Again. When he says the storms of the Godmother, tever
you get, the tingling sensation increases.
Speaker 7: They fucking doing it or I'm not heavans? Can I
uh can I do a religion check to see if
this sounds familiar sense?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 4: Why shivers this but does this bones make the rattling sound?
Speaker 1: Yes, so I have a blast zero.
Speaker 7: Let's go just a straight roll, let's go god Oh
do you know so much?
Speaker 2: The god the storms of the Godmother is referring to Thora,
the Godmother, who is a being that is I mean,
she's a walking thunderstorm. Basically, she's she's one third of
the trinity of Avatira. I was like, how do I
put it? Because over the table and Avatira, of course
you got and then you got Boring, and then you
got Thora. Those three are kind of like the Holy Spirit,
the Son, and the Father, so they are all three
parts of the same same being, but they're not also,
so it's that same vibe. So Thora's one the.
Speaker 3: Three, all the three sovereigns.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's the idea I went with with the whole
with explaining Boring and Thora and sorrows. They're both sorrows
but at the same time they're also their own thing.
So it's like, yeah, the Father, Sudden, the Holy Ghost.
Speaker 3: I'll brew this with you later.
Speaker 1: I have an idea that cool.
Speaker 2: But yes, Thora the Godmother, she is the Yeah, she's
basically a walking thunderstorm. She's as immense power. She likes
to Her followers usually are of the warrior variety. They
worship her like the Vikings, warships, Odin, and Thor in
the same similar manner. She's a war god, but she's
also very She's very kind. For a war god, she's
very generous. She'll go either way for people that pray
to her.
Speaker 7: Athena was the god of support. She was very kind
of her father Aries. That's awesome. Depends on what you
mean by kind. But just because you're a war god
doesn't mean you're aggressive.
Speaker 2: That's true. But most people when they when you say
a war god, they think it's like an aries where
that's like aggressive and chat. But but that's a stereotype
and she's not. She does not follow that stereotype.
Speaker 3: She for dex users.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's like the tectician.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what as all strength users?
Speaker 1: Yeah just bonk. She's your war got if you use
a blue egg.
Speaker 2: Yeah oh yeah, but yeah, that's that's theory of the godmother.
Do you know everything about her?
Speaker 7: I like snap my fingers and like roll my eyes
as I'm explaining. I remember this bitch fucking thora She's
always fucking doing ship fucking trying to undermine the ancient ones.
This uh, this war force, she gave me memories. I
think he's one of her followers or some.
Speaker 1: Ship like that.
Speaker 8: Or something like that.
Speaker 4: Is that right?
Speaker 1: That's probably what's been fucking giving me all this fucking
tingling bullshit.
Speaker 2: I love the excent.
Speaker 4: Huh weird. I look back at the look back at
the desk, and I pick up the grandmore.
Speaker 7: Does it tell you how to finish this ritual? Because
I mean I already kind of know what's going on.
I don't and I'm already dead. So it's not like this, uh,
this magic's gonna hurt me? Because what is a little
bit of lightning when you already did so?
Speaker 2: As you pick up the gramoiir roll me a. Okay,
what's your passive perception? Your passive what's your passive profession perception?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know because you didn't put a passive on mine.
Speaker 2: Okay, So that would be wisdom, your wisdom modifier plus
your proficiency, Right.
Speaker 4: Wisdom plus plus pro ten.
Speaker 2: Plus your wisdom plus your proficiency.
Speaker 4: Yeah, are you proficiency? What's my proficiency?
Speaker 2: Then your level ten should be like what three?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 7: My proficiency is plus four, So if he's anything like me,
be at least plus four at least.
Speaker 4: Okay, so wisdom, My wisdom is ten. So my wisdom
is twenty. Uh huh, so that's plus five. And then
proficiency is plus what plus three.
Speaker 1: So it's plus You have an eighteen passage?
Speaker 2: Uh oh, I did give you a plus twenty? Are
you right?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Cool? So as you pick up the book, you get
a urge to put it down from something, but you don't,
and you turn around and you notice two the other
side of the room that you're on to the right,
I see what looks to be a not what looks
like a ghost of a night standing there, and it's
a ghost. It's kind of like he's electrically electrically charged,
so his body kind of it's kind of like like
you's static walking static. As he says uh in a
ghostly voice, don't.
Speaker 7: Don't what, don't what look across the street, don't shoot
your pants with your pants on?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 3: Does that?
Speaker 4: Does Am I the only one who sees it? Or
is everyone?
Speaker 2: I mean, if everyone's passive perceptions about fourteen, they can
see him or they hurt him, and.
Speaker 6: So yeah, yeah, I got it.
Speaker 2: I says, don't. He vanishes and then reappears right in
front of shoes like I guess, I guess struck a lightning, like,
don't complete the ritual?
Speaker 4: Never said I was, But even if I was, why not?
Speaker 2: You will not do it. You will do it the
wrong way and perish. Like the doctor as a point
as his hand points to the dead body, the hard body.
Speaker 7: Damn, are you really gonna let this fucking danicky as
not really hear your man talk to you like your father?
Or are you gonna stand up for yourself?
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna ignore him, okay.
Speaker 1: Me her the ghost? Yes, you know that.
Speaker 4: I just say, like, I just know. I said that
on the table. I was just like, I'm just gonna
ignore him.
Speaker 2: So you're gonna look in the grim wore.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So you look at the grimoire and it's a heavy, hefty, hefty,
hefty book that is a dark, deep blue, and there's
a bookmark, there's like one of those ribbon bookmarks. You
open up to that page and it's the ritual that
the doctor was working on. You see a bunch of
notes scribbled some science nonsense, and you hear you see
the ritual and the ritual talks about how you need
to use You need to implement three fragments of the
Warforge's soul into the Warforge. You need, Yes, you need
three soul fragments. And the ghosts in front of you
is like no an he stops like any he whispers
in your ear. It's like, you don't need all three,
you only need one. And the fragments that lists in
the book is the warrior, the protector, and the vengeful spirit.
Speaker 4: And okay, and what's the one that we need?
Speaker 2: And the spirit vanishes.
Speaker 4: A typical typical.
Speaker 7: In asholds the fucking people that think they're better than
you hold you. Then they'll fucking start with this don
fucking burying the lead.
Speaker 1: Then when you fucking need the.
Speaker 7: Answer is the most lead, it's probably the warrior. If
I'm gonna say anything, from what I know and all
the ship they've shown me, he's a warrior. She's the
goddess of the warrior.
Speaker 1: Sh it's like that.
Speaker 7: I would choose the war your spirit, and it's probably
gonna be the correct one.
Speaker 2: As you finished that, you from the set, from the
electricity in the room, somehow it turns you around and
you see a spirit that's in your face, screaming at you,
screaming that you why did you abandon us?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 2: You were one of us, You abandon us to die
as as electricity in the air shakes your bones to
the core. So if you can make me a fuck me.
It's a ghost. Who put that? I did, of course,
but yeah, this goat that, this goes the sound was
yelling at you.
Speaker 4: Wait, who is it yelling at Meiver?
Speaker 2: Yelling at Shiver after he was talking shit, it's yelling
at them about how why did you leave us? Why
did you leave us for dead?
Speaker 7: All right, listen here, we're indoors, mister ghost. You got
to use your indoors voice. It's not very rude. The
old ones don't appreciate it when you're using the outdoor voice.
Inside second, check yourself. Don't know who the fucking talking.
Speaker 2: And the spirit raises his arms and shoves him right
into your chest, grind to your ribs, and it goes
straight through your ribs into your It grabs a hole
if you feel like grabbing a hold of something, which
freaks you out because you're like, wait, I'm there's should
be nothing in there, And it's grabbing a hold of
it is like, if you won't use it, I'll rip
it out of you. As he starts tugging on something
that's in your rib cage.
Speaker 7: Let's see, I think I got some stuff that could
handle this. Give me just a moment.
Speaker 1: You fucking being rude, you know what, Fuck you for
touching me in appropriately. But the divine smitas.
Speaker 2: It's okay, do you.
Speaker 1: What is my tag?
Speaker 3: Let me?
Speaker 1: That's the second I think that's.
Speaker 7: In Google and it is on this one.
Speaker 1: So it's a D twenty plus nine, all.
Speaker 10: Right, it would be seventeen seventeen seventeen hits perfect.
Speaker 1: So then that's gonna be two D six plus five
two D six so sixteen. And then divine smite does.
Speaker 3: How much fellas well?
Speaker 1: Two D eight? Yes, I'll say yes, Like you knew
with that fucking.
Speaker 2: I was just looking it up right now. As you
head it with your weapon and the mine smite it.
It lets go of whatever's inside your rib cage and
it starts disappearing as as it's screaming at you. Trade
as it vanishes, and then it gets dead silent. The
electricity in the air ceases. Everything stops glowing except for
the main cylinder. With the wharf forge in it, it
gets really dark and this rooms the only light is
from that warfce's containment.
Speaker 1: Would you do shoes?
Speaker 4: I just picked up a book.
Speaker 3: You touched it for you see.
Speaker 4: This is why I don't This is why I don't read.
Speaker 1: I don't read.
Speaker 2: As that is all happening, roguar, what do you seeing?
Speaker 6: I was looking at this container in the far bottom
left corner as if there was anything there, and I
guess there isn't.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: As you're looking through it, we'll say this is We'll
say you're doing that as this whole ghostly stuff is happening.
You're looking at it, and it's glowing, and I saw bright
green and but there's no, there's nothing in it. There's
nothing living. You see maybe a few little specs of
metal that are kind of just swimming around in there.
Speaker 6: Do I know what kind of metal it is?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: Not by looking at it.
Speaker 6: Okay, And I'm guessing when the ghost stuff happens, I
just turned around. I'm like, oh, what is that? Or
am I just so engrossed with this empty tank that
I don't notice any of the ghost stuff happening.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, my train thought got sidetracked, repeat.
Speaker 6: That it got derailed, got derailed.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I was like, so did I notice the whole ghost
stuff going down? Or was I just engrossed with this
empty tank the entire time?
Speaker 2: Uh, you're I mean you kind of notice what's going on,
but you're kind more paying attention to that.
Speaker 6: He's like, could she kids keep it down? I'm busy.
Speaker 1: In the middle of the fuck is something right now?
Speaker 7: As I've at that point probably swinging out the spirit roguar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're looking at this little vat of whatever, and
you're seeing little pieces of metal kind of floating around
in there.
Speaker 6: And I can't identify them.
Speaker 2: Not really, I mean you have to. I mean you
would have to like get a sample of it. But
I mean it's something I wouldn't say it's nothing significant
really or s it's not striking and nothing is striking
out to you. Really, it's just like, oh, some little
like leftover remnants of whatever might have been in there.
Speaker 6: I guess I'll turn back to the group that suit.
Speaker 2: As you turn around, you see a h a man
or a humanoid that static. It looks like he's like static.
He's kind of fading in and out of this room.
Looks to you and he says.
Speaker 3: H.
Speaker 1: Help me.
Speaker 6: Oh in what language?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 2: You speaking to you? Roguar in common? Shoot, okay, you
can understand him.
Speaker 7: He's gonna be like, I'm sorry, Dade, I don't understand
what you said.
Speaker 1: No camprande in glaz.
Speaker 3: H kah.
Speaker 6: Does it? Does it fade away?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: You just said. He's just He's right in front of
waiting for your answer. He's just like help me.
Speaker 6: Isn't he still in Shipper's ribs?
Speaker 2: No, as this is happening, that's when Shiver is dealing
with the one that's grabbing inside of his ribs.
Speaker 6: Wait, is there are more than one?
Speaker 2: You can assume because you're seeing whatever's happening with Shiver
and then you see this one in front of you.
Speaker 6: I guess it's Mike. You to be like, fuck me,
it's a ghost.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you just that's all. That's how you say.
It is like, fuck me, it's a ghost.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I was surprised, and I'm like, don't see a lot
of ghosts. I mean, I didn't see a lot in Dragonium,
so but you know it's what they look like.
Speaker 2: It's from what you can see since you're up close
and personal with it. It's not attacking you, it's just
pleading you look at it. You kind of swear that
it's in the same shape as the one inside, as
the warf warge inside of the vat at the other
side the room.
Speaker 6: So assume there's more than one goes Are they the
same ghosts or are they different ghosts?
Speaker 2: I mean, how many ghosts have appeared so far?
Speaker 6: At least two? And the one attacking me looks like
a man of iron to avoid coupright infringement, and the
one attacking Shiver looks like what.
Speaker 2: Very similar, very similar to the one in front of you,
and then to the one in front of one that's
into that. And then you look over you kind of
look at the others and you see the one you
see the ones attacking Shiver, and then you look over
the shoes and behind shoes is another is the is
another one? So technically you see three shoes, doesn't realize
the ones behind him, but there's you.
Speaker 6: See three Okay, So it's a little bit like outlasts
with the wall Rider. Interesting, how do I handle this?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 6: Can I talk to this ghost? Can we talk to
these ghosts at all? And just asks like, well, what
can we help you with?
Speaker 2: One of us needs to go back in the body,
and he slowly points to the war forge.
Speaker 6: Well then how do you how did you get out
the body in the fresh place. He doesn't answer, well,
then how do you get back?
Speaker 2: His hand moves over to shoes, the grim wall, the.
Speaker 6: Grim oh oh, the book shoes. You still have that look.
Speaker 2: As of course that this shivery thing happens. The ghost disappears,
and then Roguar you call for shoes for the grimoire
and shoes. As you look down at Roguar, you see
that there's another there's another a ghost in front of
him that he's talking to.
Speaker 8: He said.
Speaker 4: I looked over at him and I could see that ghosts. Yes,
oh god, oh gods, this room is filled with them.
Speaker 3: What oh shit, And we'll go back to what I
was doing.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna.
Speaker 7: Point my sore joy recognize it as the one.
Speaker 2: As you get a as you rip it out of you,
and it vanishes, it reappears, uh, probably about twenty feet
away from you, and its hands are to its side
out like it's raided to attack. And it's like you
can feel it, kind of like like if someone's like
heavy breathing, angry, and you feel the rage from it,
and the closer you look at it, then you can't
get like the details. It's it's the wharf orge and
you feel a sense of sadness when you look at
spirit and that you know who this is, but you
can't quite put your finger on.
Speaker 1: It, like I can't.
Speaker 2: I'm not like like like you like you like huh
or I don't.
Speaker 7: Is it that I don't know that the spirit is
the body or that I just don't know the spirit's name?
Speaker 2: You don't know the spirit's name because the spirit looks
like the warf forge and the vat and the vat
And you're like, I know, I know that I feel
like I know this person, but I don't know from
necessarily where and why did I have that memory? And
none of this is making sense to you and what
you'll do because rogue, are you asked choes for the
grim war right?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: So I'm sorry I did not hear that. Can you
say that again?
Speaker 2: Roguar asked for the grid wire? Who is.
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 4: I kind of like hold it away, like why.
Speaker 6: Don't be fucking cooling? Well, they seem to want to
get the body in the big tank over there, and
I thought, and they're pointing at the grim one, maybe
that has something to do with it.
Speaker 4: One of these ghosts said that we only need one
o the three ingredients, and it says as a warrior.
What were the three warrior ghosts? And what was the
third one?
Speaker 2: The warrior, the protector, and the vengeful spirit?
Speaker 4: But the spirit? But they said we only need one
of them, not all three?
Speaker 6: Yes, which one is the most vengeful spirit?
Speaker 8: Then?
Speaker 1: Uh, that's fucking vengeful.
Speaker 7: This motherfucker over he keeps touching me and appropriately and
now he's standing at me like he's squaring up, and
I've already popped him once and if he doesn't stop him,
he's gonna fucking get the bag cane show him what
the old ones really can do. So I'm gonna call
this one the vengeful one.
Speaker 4: Well, now now hold on, hold on, and I turn around,
like maybe there's another one.
Speaker 6: Well he might be just be the puppy spirit, but
if he's the angelsphere, he's my first pick.
Speaker 7: No, no, DC, I got a I got a vision
earlier and the war forge over there, he was a warrior.
Speaker 1: He wasn't very aggressive or angry he's very smart.
Speaker 7: He knew what he was doing. He's a he's a calm,
cool and collected guy. I just don't fucking remember.
Speaker 1: Who it was, but I know it was a warrior spirit.
That's all I.
Speaker 4: Know, alright, the warrior, the Vengel spirit, and what was
the other one, the Protector the protector? Okay, well maybe
most likely it's it's either the protect Okay, then it's
either the protector or the the war the warrior.
Speaker 2: So as you say that, the three spirits disappear and
reappear in front of the tank, and they're all standing
in front of it, and they talk in unison, we
are soul fragments of the night known as Godric the Storm.
And then they all point to the Grimoire and then
to doctor Frankenmer. The doctor tried to put the three
fragments in the body when you only need one. And
then they go over the the different ones. So the
one I was talking to Shoes, he says, I'm the warrior,
the one that was talking to Rogar, I'm the Protector,
and the one that was attacking Shiver, I'm the vengeful spirit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no shit, I fucking put two and two together,
all right.
Speaker 2: And they say, which one do you put back?
Speaker 3: Like the angry one?
Speaker 1: No? No, well that would be the fun choice that
I'm here for. I got that fucking vision.
Speaker 7: I'm still upset they touch me in appropriately, but I'm
not gonna let go of that vision. Then sure, what
do you think should I've been fucking saying putting the
Warrior back?
Speaker 3: But all right, the Warrior?
Speaker 1: I don't have the goddamn book. No fucking yell at me.
Goddamn fucking imp with wings?
Speaker 3: Hey, cousin, wasn't that.
Speaker 1: Wing?
Speaker 3: And you do?
Speaker 1: You're fucking imp with wings? You buy? All right?
Speaker 7: So so you spit ball and what I ain't got
no spit the ball?
Speaker 2: So shoes from what you were reading about the ritual,
you need a large source of magical energy or a
group of magic casters at least three.
Speaker 1: Maybe four energy right here for you, if you know
what I mean.
Speaker 4: Okay, So I said, I like hold up the book
and I'm like one one clad finger like reading along.
All right, all right, all right, Well I hang on
a second pull. I pull out a pair of spectacles
of spectacles and like balance them on my snout and
then I read more closely. All right, all right, it
looks like we either need a big power or a
big power source, or we're gonna need a forecasters.
Speaker 3: Four.
Speaker 4: I thought you said three four.
Speaker 2: Four, because there's there's one. There's four of you. It's forecasters.
Speaker 4: We're all casters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you are all casters.
Speaker 4: Nice. Uh, we just need forecasters. I look up.
Speaker 1: False gods deemed it so.
Speaker 2: False gods. Fuck the god, God, fuck you bro, fuck
you too, Tony, fuck you to toty my name, fucking
Tony bitch. Anyway, you need forecasters and to choose one
of the spirits to put back. But the doctor again
tried to put all three and obviously it did not work.
So yeah, forecasters, the four of you would have to
do can participate in this ritual, but you all have
to agree on which soul, which fragment of the soul
to put back.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, scales for oh, all.
Speaker 1: Right, listen here, Yeah, fucking boots with the.
Speaker 2: Fur, boots with the fur.
Speaker 4: So what do you remember about this What do you
remember about this guy?
Speaker 7: That he had a big fucking flail and he worshiped
the goddess of war and thunder.
Speaker 1: She's she's a move in the shape.
Speaker 7: Because she she's obnoxious, but she's powerful and you don't.
Speaker 1: So whatever you do, you better do it right.
Speaker 7: Otherwise, whatever happened to fucking chrispy Tony over here is
gonna happen to you.
Speaker 4: That was actually good? Uh all right, all right, okay, okay,
so all right. If he's if he worshiped the Goddess
of war and then sounds something like either warrior or
the ventul spirit.
Speaker 7: That makes me thinks it's not the ventul spirit. I
got that vision and he was pretty. He was he
wasn't angry. I wasn't getting the fucking uh fucking touching
people inappropriately vibe. Regal is almost what he was like.
Speaker 4: Definitely warrior, definitely a warrior. Do you remember any of
his feats?
Speaker 7: He had to ten toes on both of them.
Speaker 6: That's a lot of toes with each foot.
Speaker 7: Damn sorry, ten toes for both of them, five toes
each foot.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, what what kind of what were the what
were his accomplishments? As in, do I remember his.
Speaker 2: You don't remember any You don't remember anything about him.
You just got that split second vision of him.
Speaker 7: No other than he wore grieves on his feet. Nothing
too much the biggest, fucking big as flail.
Speaker 4: Okay, of them? Okay, so of the when the of them? Wait,
did you did he say did he say like, did
he tell us that he had a flashback of this guy?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Okay, cool, okay, cool? So uh from you? From your
that flashback, did you get the impression that this guy
would take a bolt for you, take an arrow for you?
Speaker 2: DM the player?
Speaker 7: Yes, I mean I think he's like whether he'd be
the protector of the warrior the he would definitely fight.
But of the three, I don't think he was just
a protector. He didn't have a shield. He wasn't gonna
specifically protect people.
Speaker 1: He had a You had a.
Speaker 7: Big ass chain ball and he was ready tossing it
at your face. But he wasn't angry about it. So
he's not vengeful. And the boy wasn't rocking a fucking
kite shoe. He wasn't the protector.
Speaker 4: Hm hmm, all right, worried it is?
Speaker 2: Does do all four of you agree?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 6: I mean I don't hear many arguments for the other two.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's the case.
Speaker 1: You got me fucking questioning myself with all this guests,
like are you sure? Are you ready was the protective.
Speaker 6: Because I'm like, the protector just pointed out a book
and meanwhile you had a vision. I'm like, that sounds
more compelling.
Speaker 2: So as you guys finally decide on which soul fragment
to use, you all get in a circle and the
book has and has a spell to read, and you
all start reading by spell, and of course you choose,
you all in your minds choose the warrior fragment. If
everyone can roll me in Arcanna jack, Oh.
Speaker 1: I think I'm good with that one. I think I got.
Speaker 4: Let me double check.
Speaker 1: I do not actually have it.
Speaker 7: I don't either, will be a little spicy. Oh thank god,
you're a good friend. Let's see the middle of the road.
I called in that twenty earlier. It's all you get, people.
Speaker 3: Hang on, I can finished being a bitch, just dice.
I got a seventeen.
Speaker 2: And you pass. The DC was sixty sixty four in totals,
So you so as you say the incantation, the other
cylinders start glowing again. As the electricity in the air
comes the side in the air comes back, but it
comes back tenfold. If you have hair on you, your
hair is puffing up like a puffball, that cotton ball.
I'm on electricity floating around.
Speaker 4: Oh God Jesus, Gonna is over here turning into.
Speaker 2: Look like you just threw a cat in the dryer.
Speaker 1: You look like you got fuck it scared. You look ridiculous.
Speaker 2: You're like you're like the what the jump and hiss?
Speaker 6: And I just look like an aquanta don with a mohawk.
Speaker 2: Yes, I like.
Speaker 3: A troll ball. Okay?
Speaker 4: Is there another word for photographs?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 4: What would be like a medieval like I was gonna say, like,
we'll take a picture, you'll last.
Speaker 3: Long a rent like it would be commission of painting.
Speaker 4: Commission of painting, Well, commission of painting, it'll last longer.
Speaker 6: Either a pictograph or a soul stealer.
Speaker 1: Ship photo.
Speaker 9: We thought we were taking people's souls, Like what sorcery
is this?
Speaker 2: Okay? So as it happens, the room starts getting more
statically charged as two of the spirits vanish into smoke,
and the last one, the Warrior, the one that talked
to Choose in the beginning, disintegrates into electricity as it
shocks into the vat in the in the big cylinder
with the war forge as it hits the warforge. You
see it start, the core start glowing blue as his
body starts starts kind of spazing and then moving as
you you can see it's the electrical energy coursing through
the body as it starts turning on. As it starts
turning on, you hear a door open from behind you
where the front where you guys walked in. Another door
that's golden appears and opens as the static electricity in
the room becomes almost unbearable. What do you all do?
Speaker 1: I'm purposely making Uh, this bone is conductive, making arcs
of electricity between my breastplate, chain mail and my fingers.
Speaker 4: Okay, are we still like do we just say the
spell and it's done and we're just waiting for it.
Speaker 2: It's done and it's starting to finish. But he noticed
that the doors that doors new doors opened and it's
literally open for y'all. And the electricity in the air
is getting to the point where if you don't go,
you're gonna start taking lightning damage.
Speaker 4: Okay, I think it's time for us to get out
of here. And with that, I slap, I snapped the
book the grimore shut, took it under my arm and
basically football run out of here.
Speaker 2: Are you all following?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 6: Oh absolutely so as you all walk.
Speaker 1: Into don't touch people in appropriately, I'll follow them out.
Speaker 2: As everyone walks and sorry, runs through the door. Last
one to go through is shiver and shiver. As you
get right to the door and you turn around and
you say that the glass breaks and the warforge floats
to the bottom of the glass container and he points
to you and he says, stripper the eldridge as you
as the door sucks you in and you all appear
in darkness as the door slowly shrinks and it closes.
Speaker 1: Before it's not what your mother called me.
Speaker 2: That what your mother called me, God, damn it.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm sitting as on roguar shoulder as we run through.
You're welcome.
Speaker 2: As the door closes, you guys are in darkness as
suddenly when you blink, you are in a new room
what looks to be a throne room with it looks
very not normal like this place, like this room, this
thrown room has been twisted and distorted, and you see
two beings sitting on a couch that's sitting at the top,
a male and a female, one radiating light and one
radiating darkness, and they both just stare at you.
Speaker 1: Do I recognize? Yeah.
Speaker 6: I was gonna say, have we seen their portraits in
you know, the main campaign.
Speaker 3: Now I just say hello, hello, I just wave at
one of them.
Speaker 4: Oh, oh God, oh God, God's god, gods.
Speaker 2: Gods, gods, as you guys are like, oh fuck them.
There's a circle, magic circle in front of their couch,
like on the bottom floor before you get to the
staircase that leads up to their throne. It glows as
a person sin appears, magically appears. You see a young
woman well with crimson red hair no what looks to
be fox ears and nine flowy foxtails, and she says,
welcome travelers.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the world tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the world tomorrow. Welcome to the home of
Hope and Fear. And she uh points to the two
masters of the house. Uh Luminari, which is the which
when when he said when she says Luminari, Uh, the
god that's radiating light, which is male, stands up and
uh niff and the one and the woman walks up.
You are present, you are you are before the masters
of the lily way.
Speaker 4: Manor but what now?
Speaker 2: And the god one of the gods. Uh, Luminari says,
we own this house. Welcome, it's really nice to meet you.
Speaker 7: See that doesn't sound like you actually mean that is.
I don't think you meant that nice to meet you.
Speaker 3: Oh no, you shouldn't meet with an M, right, meet
M E E T.
Speaker 2: Goddamn god, damn it, James.
Speaker 6: Meet with an M. Like like, okay, you had two options.
Speaker 4: No, he said, threw me off.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I didn't hear the M. I thought
they said eat.
Speaker 1: You all right, hungry.
Speaker 2: The woman starts the The crimson scarlet haired woman walks
up to you.
Speaker 3: As we're arguing, yes, it's not.
Speaker 2: It's impolite to argue from the masters of the house.
Speaker 1: Well, this one the fucking opened disease.
Speaker 3: I look over her. I was like, you know, it's
it's also nice to be asked to be asked to
be invited into a house and not what's the word abducted?
Speaker 1: You know that is that would be a very up
ray pro word for our situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the woman.
Speaker 2: The woman nods and she's like, first, I didn't introduce myself.
I am the servant of the master's scarlet. Is my name?
The name you can call me. And secondly, you were
not abducted to and brought to this house?
Speaker 7: Oh what was what? What do you what do you
call being brought against your will?
Speaker 2: You willingly came here, and I'll quite catch that you were.
You willingly came here. The house doesn't take people. You go,
you seek out the house.
Speaker 7: I don't remember looking for a house made meself riddles.
Speaker 2: All right, you may not remember. You may not have
wanted to come in this house, but something in you,
something you did, and now you're here.
Speaker 4: James, you're not muted.
Speaker 7: Fucking convenient for someone who abducted something. You wanted to
be here, even though you didn't know you wanted to
be here. Sounds like something somebody's deducted. People would say,
oh my god, you didn't know she wanted to be
her police officer.
Speaker 1: I promise it was rides. There's a hold up in
the court of.
Speaker 4: Lall jerked in my car, James Monday.
Speaker 3: All right, they are doubtful, but I'm gonna say, wor's
going to work? See how much of cost you for
an ub.
Speaker 6: I do like these? Technically she's we sometimes have.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, sorry brother, what do you do? M hyeah?
Making my life to course. M hm.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Scarlet continues to explain.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, I did have something to say to her
when she said the abduct that we willingly came here.
I'm gonna pop over there. Aha. I've never done anything
willingly in my life.
Speaker 1: It's very true. We've had to drag this little fucker
everywhere we've had to go.
Speaker 2: And Scarlet looks at you all and she says, regardless
if you choose to believe it or not, if you're
in this house, you willingly came here here. Something inside
of you drew you to this house. There was no
abduction done, didn't need to. People are drawn to this
house like as as youth or were. Now what's odd
is some of you have The house has altered you
in some way.
Speaker 1: Oh you talk about those roots. It was this tree
you had some dead bodies.
Speaker 2: No, no, not not the paradise tree.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you really need to make sure you keep
that off the main route, because if you've been bringing
people to your house, it's really rude to fucking attack
with a tree.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are many things in this house that live here.
Speaker 7: Also, you got ghosts that touch people without their permission.
That's a very it's very rude.
Speaker 3: I did not catch a case.
Speaker 1: You're true.
Speaker 7: There's a famous musician at Bard right now that's going
through that ship.
Speaker 1: You had some uh some stuff come out, some recordings.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, ah yes, the Lord of Diddle, yeah, Lord of.
Speaker 4: The speaking over these two. I say, it is Scarlet,
why are we here?
Speaker 2: And before she answers, a familiar person appears in the
room and she says, because your food. Can you look
up and you see loth standing where Scarlet for centered.
Speaker 3: I point at the seat. Ah, I told you they
were trying to eat.
Speaker 2: And she said in loft, turns around, looks at the
two before you four were drawn to this house. But
the masters of the house like to feed on its inhabitants.
Speaker 3: See.
Speaker 7: Once again, that's very rude. You can't be telling people, oh,
you came here. I came here willing to become a
fucking roast beef sandwich.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't recall accepting an invitation to dinner.
Speaker 2: She turns around to you all and she's like, no,
they don't. They're not literally going to eat your bodies.
They feed on your hope and fear. As you have
seen this house. Mm hmm. Everyone has a little bit
of hope and a little bit of fear, and this
house likes to draw that out of people.
Speaker 1: I just got blind faith to the old ones.
Speaker 3: That all you need.
Speaker 1: Fucking close my eyes and swing my sworder.
Speaker 2: And Loth looks over to you, Saber. She's like, oh god,
what is this house really done to you?
Speaker 1: That's fucking rude.
Speaker 2: And she waves her hand as these tentacles come out
of the ground and wrap around you. As you feel
the magic.
Speaker 3: Being ripped off you, I stabbed.
Speaker 2: You stab a tentical. Okay, sabotental, you stabo Tentical. Now
has the tentacles wrap around Saber? Not Saber? Shiver? Oh
my god, Shiver? Has it wrapped around Shiver? Sever You
feel them ripping at the bones, and you feel something
getting ripped off as this form that you've known in
this house. You start realizing that you are not an
undead being, You were not a skeleton. As these tentacles
are ripping off what looks to be like a illusion
magic but forms underneath. What shows underneath is metal. And
make sure, yep, your characters should be under your name.
You should be able to move.
Speaker 3: It, yep.
Speaker 2: But forms under when the tentacles disappear you. What revealed
was revealed is a warforge.
Speaker 3: They ripped off his bones?
Speaker 1: What did we could just go over inappropriate touching without permission?
Speaker 7: I get it, you're one of my you're related to
the old ones.
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 1: But you've got to get permission.
Speaker 6: So you like a skeleton inside another skeleton.
Speaker 1: Fuck if I know.
Speaker 2: Law is like, no, the house put a glamour on him.
Speaker 3: La Clath has just gotta be all fucking idiots.
Speaker 2: He's fucking That's what she's like. She's like, no, the
house put a glamour on you and change your memories.
Speaker 7: My god, Oh my god, they're roofing him.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: Law turns around, You know what, I might let you
just have these four Because on top of that, she's like,
are you really what these for? They might just be
they might just bring rot to you. And he turns
back around.
Speaker 12: And my pockets for ship because I'm like, oh I
got I'm starting.
Speaker 2: You find you find it. You find your deck of
You find your deck of cards. Now as you're kind
of sipping around decament, you find your decam anything. Because
you're shifting around, you start getting your memories back. You
you remember your full name. You are known as Shiver
the the Eldridge. You were one of the Nine Knights Old,
one of the old nine Knights of Aglos.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I thought you were going to say your
name is shiver me Tingle Me Timbers.
Speaker 2: No Shiver the Eldridge.
Speaker 3: Or Shiver the Timbers either way, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. God,
uh huh.
Speaker 2: And you remember glad the the Blue war Forge is
one of your knights. You remember a Green Knight, a
member of Black Knight, and you remember some of the
other ones.
Speaker 1: That's right, I was one of those fuckers. I did.
Speaker 7: I did betray them. Stupid fuckers didn't see it coming.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: You remember the final battle, You and the other Nights
were going against the Sea of Entropy, these creatures that
came from this black sea that was taking over the
taking over the world, and you and the other Nights,
as well as your guide, a witch. They can't remember
her name quite but she's a witch that you couldn't
hold them off enough, and you left. You tried, you
tried to save tried to save yourself out of fear,
and then you ended up.
Speaker 3: Here.
Speaker 2: But the house altered your appearance as well as your
memories for whatever reason.
Speaker 3: But now you now you're.
Speaker 2: Starting to remember some things. Not everything's back, but you
remember the gist that you're one of the one of
the knights, one of the nine Knights of Agloes. And
she looks to the rest of you, you know what
I might as well, and tentacles start wrapping around each
one of y'all as you feel magic being ripped out
of your bodies and you start getting your memories back
as well as your abilities.
Speaker 3: So now this is when can she catch me? Because
I'm gonna dash over there.
Speaker 2: And okay, roll me a dexstery saving throw.
Speaker 3: Oh damn it, I put the wrong one, all right?
Fuck it? H That is a.
Speaker 2: You do when the tentacles tries to get you, but
you fly past it. And then you get to go
and you try to stabber poker.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I I dive straight in with my with my
my little sword.
Speaker 2: Okay, you get to her, you sa you stab into
her and you step into her armor. She's like, oh
no ah, this hurts so bad. And then one of
her tentacles from her from her her hair, slaps you
and slaps the magic right off of you. As you
start getting your memories back.
Speaker 1: And now this is when you fucking gooba.
Speaker 2: Now this is when everybody gets Everyone uses their level
twenty character sheets. So from here you got Roguar. You
remember that you were known as the You are an
arc druid from Dragonia. You aren't arc druid known as
the Wildfire.
Speaker 3: Roan.
Speaker 2: You are known as the You were from, of course,
the Fay wild but you are one of the most
violent I don't even know what I want to say.
Speaker 3: Violent huh an mine unsteemly.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you're known as the Whisper, as the Whispering Blade.
That's what they call you anyway, because you're an assassin
that goes around and you you you have a kill count,
you never miss you get your goal. Of course, Shiver
you were the Eldridge. And then last is the issues.
Speaker 3: You are known.
Speaker 2: You are known as the Primorial. You are the Knight
of the Primorial gods. And as these members are coming back,
you realize, oh shit.
Speaker 13: I am the head Night of the primortals, which would
be Soul Winter, the Twins for space and time and
so on and so forth, those groups of gods.
Speaker 2: But these three you do not recognize at all. But
they're giving off this. They're giving off the same vibes
as the primordial gods of Evitira, but they're not familiar
to you. And the two gods. The master is the house,
walk down the staircases and get and walk over to
loth and Loth is like, are you gonna Are you
gonna kill them? Are you gonna kill these four? And
the twin and the siblings look each other and they
all speak at the same time, but they speak in
a weird language that no one can understand. But Scarlet,
so scarlets like her. Scarlet's their mouthbox, their voicebox, basically,
so they they speak. None of it is none of
it is legible as far as like none of you
know the language or whatnot. It's like an old, dead language.
And she listens and then she stops. The masters of
the house are willing to make this make your time here. God,
let me freak, let me rephrase that. You think? Okay? Well,
as she's as she's yeah, as she's listening, stops it stops.
She's like, the master of the house will give you
a chance to leave if you were willing to take it.
She looks to you four, Do you take the child?
Do you take the challenge, get.
Speaker 1: Freedom, will fucking just sit here and be munched on.
Speaker 2: The challenge that is set before you is a battle royale,
everyone for themselves. You four and a coliseum fighting to
the death. Last one standing is let free.
Speaker 7: And oh guys, I got a small idea. We got
the middle one that's kind of friendly.
Speaker 1: She works with us. I can vouch for them.
Speaker 7: If we punch the other two gods in the face,
I'm pretty sure we might stand at least a little
bit of a chance.
Speaker 3: So instead of killing each other, we kill the fuckers
responsible for bringing this here.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm just saying the whispering god slayers sounds pretty good.
Speaker 3: On the end of that, I like the sound of that.
I've never killed a god before.
Speaker 1: What choose to say? We're gonna fucking punch these two
abductors in the mouth.
Speaker 7: Can die or you're gonna try to fight your way
out and possibly so. I mean, either way we die
one of us. Only one of us gets out in
the best case scenario.
Speaker 3: But if we do, if we do this, you know
I won't cut your throat.
Speaker 4: Hmm, Well, shoes, Shoes reaches for his sheath and he
reaches for something clipped on his belt. He draws his
long sword, and he pulls out the handle of another gold.
Speaker 1: Sword.
Speaker 4: The handle, the handle of this it just looks like
the handle of a sword, of a sword with no blade,
and it's gold. It's like, well, I may be I
may be a servant of primordial gods. With a flicks,
he flicks the the sword handle, and a and a
blade of light springs forth. But I'm so ready to
kill these fuckers.
Speaker 3: And.
Speaker 2: I must.
Speaker 7: Go on. I'm gonna pull out not the neck of
many things, but I'm gonna pull out another deck, my
favorite deck. I'm gonna start shuffling and being like, see,
you guys made some terrible mistakes. One, you give us
all a common enemy. I'm shuffling and moving the cards around. Two,
you made an enemy of me. And three, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Walk up kind of close to them.
Speaker 7: This one, you let me my cards, and I'm gonna
use the cardamanswer Ability to cast the level five spell
I had stored in my card, a negative energy flood. Okay,
at the yellow dude, I'm just gonna start.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna.
Speaker 3: Fifth exposition ship.
Speaker 7: Unless the exposition was really cool that I don't mind
waiting like it was important.
Speaker 1: I mean, if it was important, I don't. I was
just getting old.
Speaker 2: I mean I mean you, I mean you can you can?
You do?
Speaker 1: I want to hear it?
Speaker 3: And then I.
Speaker 1: Didn't realize I got a little excited.
Speaker 6: Well, I was going to ask about what all I remember?
Like you said that I remember my name on my harshery,
what more is there?
Speaker 2: You're starting to get memories back of your home and
the village you lived in on the base of a
large mountain that is a mountain of legend that is
said to be a dragon in sleep. And one of
the people in the village that you remember is a
half work that has a very a half work female
that has a very odd name.
Speaker 6: I might know who you're referring to, and.
Speaker 2: That's the only person you remember from the village. You're like,
what's her name? Bubble?
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: And then in the blink of an eye, then you
see destruction. The mountain seems to be breaking off of
the ground and destroying the village, carnage and its wake
as you were left in the rubble of what used
to be the village and a big gaping crater in
the ground where there is no mountain and then you
come back, okay, And those are the first those are
the first memories that come start coming back, but gradually
more will come fallout.
Speaker 6: Well that makes me think like, okay, then what willingly
brought me here?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 6: And whatever willingly brought other people here? Then too?
Speaker 3: As you.
Speaker 6: Do you think that, Oh yeah, I'm thinking you said
something brought us the manner willingly in one way or another,
And I'm like, okay, then what brought us here?
Speaker 2: Scarlett looks to you regard the house is an entity
of its own. Sometimes people come here to look for
advent or looking for an adventure. Sometimes they bring people
here who have nothing else in their life. And sometimes
people come here after a traumatic incident close or close
to death. So this house might if you're thinking, oh that,
if your last memories were something of close to death,
house might have saved you before died. The house is
very it's a living thing all on its own that
the masters can't control the house does things.
Speaker 6: Are you saying, we're just delaying the inevitable and we're
already going to die.
Speaker 2: Now you are very much alive. I'm saying the house
saved you before you saved you an your kind of
need before you could have died. Now as far as
the challenge, if she looks to everybody, if you were
to try and kill the gods, and by some miracle
you would, you'd be trapped here forever. The masters are
the only ones that know the way out of this house.
And life is like, of course you to fucking would
like you hide from the snake, and you hide here,
and then I get I hear from the grapevine that
you two little bitches hide in a fucking husk of
a house and then you want to do what you
have a concept food supply and you didn't bring me
on the idea of God. So how rude of it all.
She's just chewing, chewing these two out and the guy
and the two are not even are just like not
even looking at her. They're ignoring her like she's nothing
to them.
Speaker 7: Just saying I got spells, I got ways in and
out of places. You don't think I got plan of jumps.
You can't keep me where I don't want to be.
Speaker 3: My way out Eventually, I always do like I'm gonna
hit like the golden freezer pose in the air.
Speaker 2: Yeah, kill and like many have tried, none have succeeded.
Speaker 3: And none have been us mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Many have been much much stronger than you have not
made out of this house.
Speaker 3: We don't need to be strong to leap this place.
We just need to be lucky. I'm gonna flicker my
little fate changing magic in my hand.
Speaker 7: What do you say, Guys, do we do we do
get out? Or do we fight each other? And you
hope to God you can beat me?
Speaker 1: Scarlet takes it win.
Speaker 7: I will fucking take everybody out, blowing up this whole
goddamn thing.
Speaker 2: Scarlet takes steps back, take the challenge, or get thrown
back into the house. The doors open up behind you.
That are your options.
Speaker 3: I look over at at Shiver and I'm gonna like,
I'm gonna give him a look like should we start
with her?
Speaker 7: I'm gonna once I'm gonna I'll morbalize once again.
Speaker 1: Guys, do you want in or do you want to die?
For sure?
Speaker 7: And I'm gonna reach into my pocket and pull out
the deck getting ready to do what I had said earlier,
because I mean, you can die by the hands of
a war forged, which is a kind of laying. Even
though you die by the hand of the old ones,
which is an honorable way to end your fucking miserable
existences and the wrong ways you use in your bones,
or you could die at the hands of a god and.
Speaker 1: At least see you fucking made of God. Believe.
Speaker 2: Loth is just watching everything, and she looks giddy. She's
enjoying every bit of this chaos.
Speaker 3: Times. I'm gonna pop up behind Scarlet and I'm gonna
I'm going to scoop her up into my bag of devouring.
Speaker 2: As you try to do that, loth comes in and
the tinnacles grab a hole of Scarlet, and loth Is like,
ah ah ah ah ah uh uh, she's useful.
Speaker 3: Uh uh uh. I'm gonna away something. They come in
and grab Scarlet right, yeah, I'm gonna g I'm onto
the tentacles, so I get pulled with her past this barrier. Okay,
So I'm right up and face with with Loath right. Yes,
She's like and I'm gonna look at her. She's not
the one I was aiming for. And I'm going to
flip the bag of the bowling inside out in front
of her face.
Speaker 2: What does it do when then you flip it inside out?
Speaker 3: It sucks? Whatever is in front of it into it
and it goes right side in.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: She does get to make a save to resist.
Speaker 2: It, though, what's the save.
Speaker 3: It's the DC fifteen strands to day h d C
fifteen straight say, yeah, that's all it is.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's see.
Speaker 3: And we're fully using our our statuets from the other characters,
right fully, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: So, as you're trying to sucking loft.
Speaker 3: What what is your role?
Speaker 2: She's not so she as you're looking at her. One,
that's not that mean I didn't. I didn't. I did
the wrong role because I was opposed to add the plus.
But no, she's not gonna roll. What she's gonna do
is oh god, hell no, girls, but you you don't
put this part out. This isn't the past. I don't
think so.
Speaker 3: So I'm killing one of them.
Speaker 2: Oh you're killing something. As you do that, she's like,
she looks at you as you're doing that, and she's like, oh, sweetie,
I'm not gonna taste very good, but you know who will.
And the and the tentacle grabs a hold of the
the god of fear that's next to her. Niff tinnacles
grab around her and throw her in, and she starts
screaming bloody murder as it slowly starts dragging her in, and.
Speaker 3: She still has to make the same to see if
she can avoid being devoured.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, avoiding all right, So that's good. She's gonna
roll with disadvantage because of Lull. Well, now she makes
it twenty four.
Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna make her fail.
Speaker 2: Oh you're gonna make her fail. Oh you're gonna make
her fail.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I can turn a success into a critical failure.
Speaker 2: Oh, you fucking bitch. So yeah, because loth is just like,
oh wow, She's like, maybe you should invite me to
this party, you too, huh. As the god as the
Goddess of fear niff slowly gets sucked into the thing,
Illuminari is looking kind of uh, looking real fucking nervous
as he starts backing. As he starts backing up, and
Lot turns over to her, turns over to him. You
can just let us out. It'd be simple as that.
To your brother.
Speaker 3: Again, I look at the I look at the choose
and and roguar and again golden freezer post. So boys,
what's it gonna be?
Speaker 4: I made in my mind I'm killing. I'm killing a
couple of gods today.
Speaker 7: I I'm a slight of hand my other deck for
my deck as many things and be like me too,
and I'm gonna drop things, and.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna yell at my war cry, which is chaos
take the world.
Speaker 2: And when you say that, uh, law is just like
oh music to my ears. As she's as she, are
you attacking her? Or are you attacking the other one?
Speaker 1: The other one?
Speaker 7: I mean she's my god. Yeah, like she's my God's
second cousin twice room she ain't, she's she's friends enough.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go anyone and get my claws on.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna look at the fan and be like you
touch you touched the green green haired one again?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna have issues?
Speaker 7: We're gonna have words.
Speaker 1: Just the other two? You're not gonna touch my gods.
Speaker 2: Well, if everyone who's going to try and attack the god,
make me a and a no no no no initiative.
Speaker 3: Roll me.
Speaker 2: Uh intimidation.
Speaker 7: I do it for actual combat because I used my
cardomins your skill to flourish card and deck of many Things.
Speaker 4: Okay, intimidation.
Speaker 1: Yes, So that means that the role of D twenty two.
Speaker 2: I guess yes, hey.
Speaker 4: You that was a twenty eight.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's gonna have a moment of like eccentral crisis
and then resolve, which skipping ahead way too fucking fast.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no no, yeah.
Speaker 6: Because it's like, wait, we had a near death experience
and then I see that my island got destroyed and
like village, Oh my my village, Like.
Speaker 1: How do you do custom rule?
Speaker 6: I think it's like like in roll twenty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because there's no D twenty two.
Speaker 6: Do you see the option for advanced roller?
Speaker 2: Yes, you can also use the website for the decame
things selector that you sent me.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was what to say, like, I don't think
there's a D twenty two at all. It would just
have to be like a D twenty then like the
modifier thing, but I don't think that'd be accurate.
Speaker 3: Straight up, there is an app that will let you
do it.
Speaker 1: I looked up for there's no app.
Speaker 3: Oh, I have to think that.
Speaker 6: But maybe there's a random number generator that I'll let
you do once they're doing two.
Speaker 1: No, I sent him a deca Many Things app. Yeah,
let's see what the feates was.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, that's a good one.
Speaker 7: The fabric of reality shifts and tears before slowly repairing itself.
At any time before depth, the player may use this
card's magic to avoid or a RaSE an event as
though it never happened.
Speaker 3: Erase house. Oh wait, damn chees your god, you're lucky.
Speaker 7: Fuck No, it's technical house. I'm just gonna flip the
god off and be like, is a here fool?
Speaker 2: Who are you gonna erase? Are you gonna erase?
Speaker 3: No? He's erasing himself.
Speaker 1: No, not erasing myself. The event that caused me to
come here never happened.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's that feels you, because then you
get the teleport out, but the events that happened to
us still happens.
Speaker 6: So we're gonna be stuck here.
Speaker 3: Yeah wait wait wait wait as them as wait wait
as the M Would that be the blight? Devin? Yeah,
you might want to say no, you might want to
know DM that because I mean, you have to rewrite
all your lore and Abatira is still alive. Oh no,
it wouldn't work.
Speaker 2: That would yeah yeah that yeah, that wouldn't work. Yeah
no that yeah, that would not work. So you tried that,
you feel yourself fading and then you get placed right back.
It does not work.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Or it could be that they like it hasn't
happened yet, and it just repeats her like, wait just
he was?
Speaker 1: Then I will hold on. It was a fun shruck,
but I.
Speaker 3: Will technical isn't his god.
Speaker 2: Anymore unless and less? Because lore wise, Avatira is a paradox.
Paradox are known to happen Aviatira. So technically speaking, if
you were to do this, he would become a paradox,
which was so fitting the lore of Avatira, because Abatira
itself is a paradox.
Speaker 1: The fact that the house chose me.
Speaker 3: Oh wait wait wait, couldn't you erase the certain rules
of the house.
Speaker 1: No, because it just says event I can erase, or.
Speaker 3: Why don't you erase the house?
Speaker 1: That's not an event I could.
Speaker 3: The creation of the house is an event. Yeah, it
has to be. Yeah, that chaos rain, Oh, let the
skies burn, that the seas boil.
Speaker 1: I told you, Devid, I have luck like no other.
You're telling me I know I got a better one.
How you erased the creation of hope?
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh oh oh oh, you erase the creation
of hope.
Speaker 7: Yeah, this is God, that's the that's personification of hope.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't need hope.
Speaker 2: Oh you're Oh you're deleting the concept of hope. Oh fuck,
I mean.
Speaker 3: This universe's concept of pope.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, okay, you're deleting the person you're you're deleting
the manifestation of hope. Got it? Okay, okay, that's what works.
So you do you say that?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll be like, fuck your mother, hope, you were
never here. And I show him the twist of fate
or the fas.
Speaker 2: And love looks at you and it looks at him,
and she's just like, oh fuck. As he just with
fear in his eyes, just starts unraveling at the scene.
Speaker 3: It's a stupid it's a stupid TikTok. I mean that
what it's the stupid the stupid meme. Whenever someone gets
a race, it's just them going yeah and they made.
Speaker 2: Away, yeah that. And he kind of just unravels into light,
and Scarlett looks back at her and her eyes are
just widened, and she's just like, as the god just
unravels and he ceased to exist, and as he ceases
to exist, the house starts changing, rooms, start morphing. You
see rooms and levels start moving around, rearranging their puzzle
like a Rubik's cube.
Speaker 1: Do I become the owner because I fucking off the
previous owner?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Oh, when you got rid of the personification of hope,
you also got rid of the personification of fear because
these two because these two gods are one and the.
Speaker 1: Same, emptyd you beg.
Speaker 2: He is her and she is him. So you get
rid of one, you take an or the other. So
when the house rearranges, it becomes like a normal like
it doesn't become as demented. And you are standing before
the in the living room again. No, la la la, la, la,
la la la. Let me let me move that.
Speaker 3: I'm going to giggle maniacally and yeah and ask uh
uh the tend Scarlett's like, do you love it? Or
lift it? And I'm gonna go for her throat?
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 6: Yeah? We look all tiny.
Speaker 2: I want to change the sizes.
Speaker 6: So I was gonna have a moment of like excidental
crisis and then be like I have no home and
I'm gonna fight, and then all the other shit happened
and I'm just I guess I'm catatonic the entire time.
Speaker 3: No, you just you don't know. Right when we get back,
you're just like, fun, I'm gonna fight, and you look around.
Speaker 4: Huh, I'm actually doing that right now. I was like,
I was so ready to fight these guys, and then
you two just nerve them, Like wait.
Speaker 3: What Devin's fall forgiven? Making me and Cody level twenty.
I didn't even use my busted ship yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not even just.
Speaker 6: Yes letting him use that deck, and I'm like.
Speaker 7: Oh, hey, do you want to know the first card
I pulled because I did a test pole to see
how good it was.
Speaker 1: I test poll plus two to any attribute, and then
he still let me keep it. My second poll recent event.
Speaker 3: Yeahn hey, I kind of want to pull a bunch
of cards.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, anyway, have you tried to attack?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 7: The deck got mad at me, and when I accidentally
popped up, I accidentally popped out, So I had to
pull the card again.
Speaker 1: To get to the uh other cards.
Speaker 7: Because it doesn't tell you what the car does as
you pull it, you have to go into its like compendatorium.
Speaker 1: I pulled the flames, which is an angry demon tries
to ruin my.
Speaker 7: Life for the rest of forever until I die. So
there is two sides of a coin that I almost
fucked ourselves with.
Speaker 4: Yeah, as the.
Speaker 2: As James, your character tries to attack Scarlet, the front
door opens as the as, like the winds being sucked
out like a vacuum out the front door. Make me
a deck stairity saving through.
Speaker 7: Okay, you do have some pretty fucking crazy decksterity. I
believe in you, you little fairy.
Speaker 3: Yeah I do, I really do.
Speaker 7: But then again, that's also this house has wanted us out,
so it's probably got a really crazy deck safe.
Speaker 1: You gotta rule of thirty.
Speaker 3: I believe I have got some tricks cold cheating deck savor.
Yeah it really is. Ops mmmm uh that would be
a thirty. I rolled to seventeen faild failed fail. I'm
gonna make it succeed.
Speaker 2: No, you're gonna fail. Now you're gonna fail.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I catch a movable object
on my shirt.
Speaker 2: Well, then the floor becomes sandy. You sing it to
the floor.
Speaker 3: I'm flying in the air.
Speaker 2: Well, if you become hards of rock, you're gonna fall
to the ground. Grab you's gonna increase your grounds logged
into the ground and sink it to the floor.
Speaker 3: All right, So I failed.
Speaker 2: You thought as you get, as you get, yeah, you
getting sucked out the door.
Speaker 3: All right, So I mean, tell me exactly what happens.
I get pulled out the door, right.
Speaker 2: You get pulled out the door into a portal once.
Speaker 3: Okay, so there's a portal on the other side of
the threshold.
Speaker 7: Yes, actually so okay, objects fix it it, maxically fixes
it in place. So if he's floating and he casts
a movable it's basically a movable rod in a spell.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, get out the fucking door. Get out
the house. You're getting.
Speaker 3: No no, I am, I am, I am, I am.
But I'm gonna caunss vortex warp.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: On Scarlet, she goes through the portal. So she goes
through the portal with me, and there's no safe it's
just actually, you know what, I'm gonna cast on everybody.
I'm gonna just place everybody but Star is going with
me through the portal. Oh my god.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm just I'll just cast control of winds, just
just counter all of that.
Speaker 4: Hang on, hang on, I could have swore I had something.
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, the broguard. Do you really, I mean, Tyler,
do you really? Are you gonna say?
Speaker 6: Hang on? Let me make sure it actually does something?
Speaker 3: H m hm use me, m hm.
Speaker 4: All the spells I did not grab?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 4: What does your spell do? James?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, read it out, go get it. I knew
Devil was gonna try some bullshit, so I can't prepare.
Speaker 6: It's not gonna make sure that you're not involved.
Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry. It's just one creature. It's just one
one other creature. Okay, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So so
I'm gonna have I'm gonna tell a port Scarlett with
me to the portal, grab on to her, so she's
dragged with me.
Speaker 2: Okay, on him? Slow?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What does it do?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 1: You all th time around? Up to six creatures? If
I'll just do this? Who oh, it's not a reaction.
I can't use it as a reaction. Never mind.
Speaker 2: So as you grab a hole of scarlet, you grab
a hole of her tail, of one of her tails,
you and she flies, and she starts flying out with you.
She grabs a hold of the door frame and she
looks to loll what no, no, that I didn't She
looks a lull, and she's just like, thank you, and
she lets go and she flies out the door and
she's finally free.
Speaker 3: Of course, as soon as we get to the other
side of the portal, I'm gonna try to kill her.
Speaker 2: Well, you're not, because this happens in the past, Champaign.
Speaker 3: I know, I know, I know, I know, I'm not
gonna get to But that's what is missing one for
tails or like half of a tail. Isn't someone missing
like part of a tail?
Speaker 2: No, she's not missing any tales, but she wasn't able
to go into her form for a while.
Speaker 8: There.
Speaker 2: You go, fucked it up that she that she's probably
hiding from the from YouTube because I'm sure this, I'm
sure this guy is still looking for her, Roan still
looking for her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he picked a target he's going to get. He's
going he's going to kill it.
Speaker 2: Oh god. Okay, So now she's sucked out the out
of the house and now she's gonna start her journey,
eventually meeting a pirate crew and then body being bought
a boom. Uh everyone else a law that is like, hmm,
I'm sure that will not be her problem a problem
for her. Later she looks everyone else. She's like, you're
free to go.
Speaker 1: Did I do good?
Speaker 2: Oh, you did wonderful, And she pats the top of
your robot, of the wharf, of your of the wharf
of the war forger. You did wonderfully, darling.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad I could be useful.
Speaker 2: Mommy's proud.
Speaker 1: I'm getting twisted. You not Mommy.
Speaker 7: You get the second cousin twice removed by marriage.
Speaker 1: I'm still appreciated. What it means a lot.
Speaker 2: Hmm.
Speaker 3: Fucking mols is just mortal.
Speaker 2: Mortals, Jesus. Like the port If you walk out the portal,
the portal take you to where you need to go,
where you want to go.
Speaker 7: Wait, wait, hang on, guys, I got a good idea.
I got a really good idea. Just one moment, I
draw another card.
Speaker 3: Oh God, you know I was actually gonna ask you
if I could draw a bunch of cars.
Speaker 1: God.
Speaker 3: Oh, then.
Speaker 7: I drew a curse from the falls the player, causing
them to take a perpetual plus minus tude of all
savings throws. Only a God or the Magic of the
Fates card can remove the course. Oh how fitting, hey,
little do you mind if I ask you for a
quick faivor.
Speaker 1: I did a lot for you. I appreciate it.
Speaker 7: Can you remove this course, i'd have to draw the
faiths card and it doesn't happen often.
Speaker 1: And I used it to get rid of your arch.
Speaker 2: Enemy, since you got rid of my brother and sister. Yes,
of course, And she waves her hand in it on
dows and does.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. If you ever need anything else again,
you know where to find me. Just called the siblings.
Speaker 2: Of course, they're all here somewhere, not in this house,
but out there, points to the portal.
Speaker 7: So the question is is this house in a like
did I just get rid of hopes in Avatira or
is this just hoping?
Speaker 1: This little house you hmm, really excited.
Speaker 2: And she's looking and she's looking around. I think you
got rid of hope in this house because this house
kind of acts like its own dimension.
Speaker 8: That's pretty.
Speaker 2: But I feel like you're not gonna find them out there.
But I think I'm gonna move She's like, I think
I'm gonna move in. I think this is gonna be
my house.
Speaker 7: It's very fitting. It's got a lot of rooms. There's
some dead bodies. I do apologize. The tree is a
little little rotty.
Speaker 2: Oh, the true will grow back. It's fine.
Speaker 1: I got a guy sinks Tony does wonderful work.
Speaker 3: Oh love, how many Tony? Do you fucking know?
Speaker 6: The ask?
Speaker 1: They're all literally it's New York. They're also all right.
Speaker 6: I know pizza TONI, I know construction Tony. I know
bob a Toni, I know Tony's actually I know manicurist Tony.
Speaker 3: It's just one guy. It's just one handy man, one
very overstretched handy man.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: He kind of looks like, is it.
Speaker 3: If it's a memorrio? It's a hey, it's Tony. What
do you need now? So she says, she's me.
Speaker 2: So she sits in the chair and she's like, you
are welcome to leave, or you're welcome to stay, whatever fits,
wherever floats your brout. She just waits. See what the
rest of you do?
Speaker 1: Do you want to play war with the deck of cards?
The deck of many things?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah?
Speaker 4: M chooses over here, just like watching everything, like I'm confused.
We were fighting, we were gonna we're gonna fight. We
were gonna fight some gods. Now we're not fighting some gods.
And now like like I'm still holding my two swords,
like what, there's some there's some bullshit right here.
Speaker 2: And lost looks up now. No, no, Sweete, it's chaos.
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry, is shoes.
Speaker 7: But I'm my God's favorite, so sometimes I just get
really fucking lucky for no reason.
Speaker 3: I'm God's favorite, princess. Don't ask me.
Speaker 2: Your head, Who's who's my favorite agent of chaos?
Speaker 7: You are, I said, my God's Unfortunately both of you are,
although a god.
Speaker 1: Not my gods, but I appreciate it. Nonetheless, you did
do me some very awesome things.
Speaker 7: So on the list your third, I got my gods
that I've already sworn allegiance to.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry this.
Speaker 2: Girl, those gods are trash. What do you mean, Eh,
those guys are Huh?
Speaker 1: Can I switch?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you could do whatever the fuck you want?
Speaker 7: All right, then you show me a lot of a
lot of kindness. I swear beulty to you and uh
all that other godly.
Speaker 3: Ship and ship to you, you know.
Speaker 1: So yeah, if you I'll be your champion.
Speaker 7: I was I was previously a champion of god beings
like you, so I've already kind of known the Gistuh.
Speaker 2: Sweeting, No god, no gods like me, but Snoozeville. They're boring.
But if you want, I mean, I can give you
a job taking care of things, helping me take care
of things here and you get battle sorts of things
all that you want, cat as much chaos and ship.
Speaker 7: Me and my deg of money things would be more
than happy to serve you in any capacity that.
Speaker 2: You That's why I love to hear those words. Just
they tickle the tentacles. H.
Speaker 1: I don't do that. That's extra.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, they tickle the naicals.
Speaker 1: That doesn't come with the base service. You gotta pay extra.
That's premium I expect.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm a premium owner, babe, all.
Speaker 1: Right, whatever you need that.
Speaker 2: So she looks to roguar and shoes and what about
you two?
Speaker 3: Mm hm m h.
Speaker 1: Do you want to draw a cord?
Speaker 4: I put my swords way like I'll pass.
Speaker 3: Power.
Speaker 1: That's a pretty cool ship. I erased the god, so
pretty cool shapen god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you race two.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: Two in theory one and literal, but still.
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry to see the other one. We can
victory you.
Speaker 7: You killed her, you paid her, and then I just
before she con turned them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, you won't amount to ship.
Speaker 2: Anyway. Anyway, this love looks at real guard and sess,
do you want to stay here? You're free? You want
to go back home? Like what what? What do you?
What do you two want to do?
Speaker 6: Honestly, I'd like to go back home. And I hand
her the blite staff. I was like, you can have
this back.
Speaker 2: She's like, no, no, no, no, no no, that's a gift.
Speaker 6: To you, even though it's cursed.
Speaker 2: She takes off the curse. She takes off the she
takes off the curse. She's like, this is this is
a gift to you. And she breaks the curse and
she's like, take it. It is yours.
Speaker 7: Because it's a very benevolent. They do very nice things.
You should serve them the nice people.
Speaker 1: She's right here, she's right. Just swear you're undone fealty thing.
I don't. I forgot.
Speaker 7: I'm not a school so you won't look like me. Uh,
but you will eventually become a skeleton.
Speaker 2: You're not a skeleton.
Speaker 7: I know, I'm disappointed. I kind of missed my skeleton body.
But this one's nice too. But you just got flash.
Speaker 3: I I know you're not, but all I'm picturing is
you went from a skeleton to like a full blown nekron.
Speaker 7: Though I have more of an Egyptian accent than a
New York excent.
Speaker 3: No New York.
Speaker 1: Him specifically, nobody else.
Speaker 7: He's just can collecting things left and right.
Speaker 1: He's like, this looks fantastic.
Speaker 2: I'll big three so low. So Loth raises her hand
and the door changes and opens. She said, you walk
through that, Joe will take you back to well what
remains of your village.
Speaker 6: Well, I am yeah, that's true it I do have
a duty to attend to and regrow everything.
Speaker 2: And there are some people that did survive and they
need and they need someone to guide them.
Speaker 6: And that is why I am piecing out going through
the portal.
Speaker 2: So Reguar goes to the portals everybody.
Speaker 6: He waves goodbye to everybody, and.
Speaker 2: It looks over the shoes and where are you wanting
to go?
Speaker 4: Ya know what, I don't care. It's anybody, just any work,
but here.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: She waves her hand. Another door opens.
Speaker 3: And that's how he ended up.
Speaker 6: One got a chaos. I wouldn't leave it entirely up
to her to choose me.
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 2: In the sky and like, what the hell, what's the worst.
Speaker 4: Well, I I say, well, I stretch out my back, like,
rise myself up on my tiptoes and rock back. I'd
say I say this was fun, but that'd be a lie.
And then I turn and walk out.
Speaker 2: And she watched you walk out, and she turns back
to uh shiver. Right about now, he should be falling
down a mountain. Yeah, he's rolling. You're gonna leave. He's like, roll,
you're rolling down a mountain? No shoes.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's like right into a hot spring.
Speaker 2: Yes, right into a hot spring.
Speaker 4: Literally, it's like on the other side of the door,
you just the portal. You just hear me like, oh,
thank the gods. And then he hears flat.
Speaker 6: In the distance. It just looks like in The Violent Nature.
Speaker 2: If you don't know what we're talking about, go Liten
tot Spooga spoot Ocalypse episode earlier this month and you'll know.
Speaker 3: Could you talk about that movie and go watch A
Violent Nature and.
Speaker 2: A Violent Nature on shutter not sponsored, but I wish
it was so. And yeah, well that's left is loth
and shiver and she's like, this house is a makeover.
I'm gonna have so much fun. You don't even know
the half of it. Those two are fucking nasty. It's
just disgusting.
Speaker 1: They were touching people in appropriately. It's absolutely insane. They
have no sense of to call them anymore. I don't
know who's letting.
Speaker 7: People be gods, but they need to start checking people's backrounds.
Speaker 2: Right you're telling me, And that's where we're ending the game.
Speaker 3: God, this sounds like a god off of the start
of a god awful friendship.
Speaker 2: Oh it is a first off. Fuck all up, two
of you. I had this whole plan that I was
going to have you all fight to the death for
my entertainment and I didn't get that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, admittedly I am a little livid because this build.
I wanted to really try to do it and then
he's like, no, I'm just gonna delete the bosses in life.
Speaker 7: Okay, it was I also found more than one card,
which is.
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean we could just recon me next
week and have it out. Yeah, it wouldn't be it
would not be a big thing. We can just have
it out next week, like, hey, uh, here's.
Speaker 6: The dragon Ball sparring match, Like, hey, you want to
fight for a little while.
Speaker 9: It was like you bet, you know, next time, next time?
Speaker 3: On a whatever this is called. Were we're gonna advance
the plot, not fucking likely. Someone's gonna die.
Speaker 7: It's gonna somehow use a magic spell to completely derailed
all of Devin's planning.
Speaker 6: Absolutely present.
Speaker 2: You know what, you know what? Next week, Next week,
y'all listening, it's gonna be the brawl. It's gonna be
the one if they were all on the brawl level,
twenty characters, top tier, broken as shit. Tune in for that.
It's gonna be next week. But thank you all for
listening to today, Thank you for tuning in to the
four year anniversary special of Fort Onica. Catch us next
time as you see who's the last man standing. Until then,
Bye
Speaker 3: Bye,