Speaker 1: Conny, gather round, Dirty Gunny did gain join the questing
is and charted join the ticy Baaster.
Speaker 2: Six writers face off by a roll of the dice,
felt quite dirty, leaving nothing behind but fingerprints and a
tall tale, stealing carts, breaking parts with plenty.
Speaker 3: Of time to kill and icy.
Speaker 1: Maasters ten Piso always ticing. You know, the cant be
tasty fasts become the join the dice.
Speaker 4: Faster now unless the ending, unless we were the ending
is like Pretty Woman, where it picks up her. She's
like they broke up, she's divorced, and now she's like,
you know, like I was back on the hook on
the streets. It like, you know, yeah, that's the That's
that's where you want to pick off. Not with Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 5: So yeah, so we uh chat. We were we were
talking offhand about how there's a trend in like when
they do revisits of old properties Indiana Jones. We were
talking about Happy Gilmore. I haven't seen the sequel yet,
but there's a common thread of them, like just utterly
wrecking all the implied happy ending to create the new
quote unquote new challenges. It's just the old challenges again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they might have started that with Ghostbusters too.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was fun, lady.
Speaker 5: It's a common thing in sequels, and it sucks every time.
Speaker 4: It is a writer's thing. It's like, it's like a
video game challenge. Once you play game one, your characters
all these cool abilities. How do you started game two
to do deep power them to build them back up?
Speaker 5: And I will say credit where it's due. I think
the Mighty Ducks did a good job of instead of
escalating the team every time they escalated the challenge. See,
I'm kind of like with like a local team and
then it's like a bigger championship. That's like what the
fucking Olympics.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, but that's that's the same thing, like you know,
the pitch perfect things. But like Young Guns too, it's
like they actually became like their their success crushed them down,
Like you, Billie, the kid got so good that like
people are constantly coming coming for him.
Speaker 6: That's good to remember. The end of Young Guns won.
Most of them died.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the shitty ones.
Speaker 3: It was like after Rocky for it was either we
gotta knock knock this guy down or he has to
fight Sasquatcha.
Speaker 4: I mean, the one guy who's good at punching. Everyone
else got guns.
Speaker 6: I didn't know that was Charlie the pooge list, and
he would deserve to die because he got married and
he was nice and had good skin. Casey Steve who
couldn't speak properly and had a shot gun. That's my
kind of hero.
Speaker 7: The end of Terminator where she was happy, she had
a dog, she was still alive, and then Apocalypse, let's
make it harder.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, they put her in the crazy house. Also,
by the way, hey everybody, there's this MK Gifts and
welcome to the interlude question and answer period for the
dicey Bastards.
Speaker 6: And we didn't we'll be missing a bevan. Today's day.
Speaker 4: We're gonna we're gonna do questions. We're to answer some
questions for you, your fan questions. But the meantime we're
gonna talk about shit. We've seen anchor Sis's movie watchers
and as writers in.
Speaker 5: The meantime, we came in with that.
Speaker 3: We're past that.
Speaker 4: I know the introduction, God damn it. So no, I'm
okay Gamson, that's j Hayes. See whether all reck QUALTERI
emy Kaplin, you know who we are.
Speaker 6: We can't talk about the end of Termina because there's
like a billion different ends to seminae and they will
manage to fuck out.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 6: Yeah true.
Speaker 5: I feel like if we go down to what makes
us mad in media route, we're never going to get
to question. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I've already told you I'm not watching any movie that
comes out now. There's a five year fucking layway period
on that ship.
Speaker 7: You sound more and more like standany Liver.
Speaker 4: There's a reason I chose the character the things that
make us mad. Let me tell all these women heroes
like no, no, God, damn bros, come to my action.
Speaker 6: I ain't having it.
Speaker 3: All these movies under digital.
Speaker 6: Get what the times man, I was complaining about in
twenty sixteen, And I was right, Oh, trust.
Speaker 3: Me, we know what you were playing to complaining about
in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 6: It's very clear. It's very clear, Warmock. On the podcast, I.
Speaker 5: Think we have an entire episode of us watching it
and listening to it in real time.
Speaker 6: I think we did it twice.
Speaker 4: I need but I wasn't with you guys. I think
we need to do it thrice. Really, let the anger.
Speaker 6: See those no, no, no, thank you.
Speaker 4: Do you have any questions from the chat the people,
there's anybody actually join us in chat, or if there's
no one there, then we'll just we'll jump to the
uh outthroat.
Speaker 5: I never saw a frozen Kingdom, which I think is
supposed to be what terrible? So that's no, it's not terrible,
that's the thing.
Speaker 6: It's not.
Speaker 4: It's it's perfectly serviceable. Here's it would been a great
episode of the real Ghostbusters.
Speaker 6: I'm sure it's fine. I'll watch it in three years.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like maybe for a and d uh
for funzies.
Speaker 4: It is like the one thing I like, it's kind
of world ending, but at the same time, it's a
great Monster of the Week version of Ghostbusters.
Speaker 6: I liked that, but.
Speaker 3: I don't like is that the original Ghostbusters? I mean, yeah,
it was PG he whatever back, but I mean, let's
be honest, it's kind of kind of a borderline R
rating movie, and then the new ones are all just
kids movies.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, now, in fairness, how much of that
R rating came from Peter Venkman being a borderline sex criminal?
Speaker 4: I mean yes, I imagine, well, and also like you know,
Dan Aker getting like, you know, sex from a ghost.
Speaker 6: He dreamed about sex from a ghost.
Speaker 4: I had to watch him dream about getting sex from
a ghost that he probably put in the script, so.
Speaker 6: I'm just said to watch him. He didn't have to
rewind it much.
Speaker 5: Again, though they spent money on special effects to make
his pants un different button themselves. All right, that is
that's committing to the christmanship.
Speaker 4: What do you mean I'm not gonna rewind they watched that.
Speaker 6: I can't can't be held responsible for you dreams, but.
Speaker 4: You can be Rosiel for the script about your dreams.
That's true, that's said, you know, like no, I also
the original Ghostbuster was more of like it was a whore.
It was like a sci fi horror that had jokes.
It wasn't meant it wasn't a comedy. First, I don't
think comedians were great, obviously, but like, I don't think
a comedy was It's number one.
Speaker 3: I don't think you have Dan Ackroyd, Bill Murray and
like the other guys in there, and like and like
Rick moranis and not be comedy first?
Speaker 6: Are you guys? Better not be funny morning.
Speaker 3: Like it's the Kessa Citizen Kane here.
Speaker 4: No, but again, but how it was written it was
written as like it's it's not a comedy, it's not Zany,
it's not Screwball, it's not you know, any comedies of
that era especially, it's very dry. It's actually like they
are reacting to these these horrible, scary, fucked up situations.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 3: That was the difference to me.
Speaker 6: Now I look at movies then at movies now is
the New York there in was a fun New York.
But it wasn't like everybody wasn't trying to make jokes.
They were just kind of like when normal characters bouncing
off this Daney situation. Whereas you watch more modern movies,
it's like every fucking extras a joker who's got to
get a bit in because there's somebody who was who
knows the director, and they're trying to fucking make their career.
So no, just be a normal extra and this will
be a lot funnier talking to you. Every single Melissa
mccafee movie, I like Spy, Sorry I can't, that's all right,
But that's because I had Jason stif for me.
Speaker 4: Now, he was pretty good in that.
Speaker 3: So the presence of like you know a certain amount
of like you know, people essentially playing league straight man.
That helps comedy. Not everybody has to be like you know.
Speaker 6: The original Fnkman doesn't work if everybody else is a joker.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well that's some of the reason I like, I want
to go back to like this part of the Caribbean
movies saying love him or hate them? The first one
is a solid you know here his journey story, but
when it became about following the zany character of Jack Sparrow,
it's not it's not entertaining anymore. You're following the wrong character.
Speaker 5: There's a concept in wrestling called over exposure.
Speaker 6: Roger that speaking of over exposure and parts of Caribbean,
I watched Quills with Jeffrey Rush, who I believe was
the pirate in uh parts of Caribbean, he was Barbosa.
Speaker 8: Got to see his balls, right, you get to see
his ball? I like that, Yes, you get to see
his balls. It's a fantastic movie. It's also got Kate
Winslet she gets the boobs out. If you're interested in
that sort of thing.
Speaker 4: Wait, a movie with Kate was it chows her chest?
That's don't don't say it doesn't.
Speaker 6: So it's absolutely slow. But that's the least important thing
about it, because Jeffrey Rush gets his ball bag out
artistically and with flair.
Speaker 4: Quills, right, is that the Marquis Aside movie?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Well, working for Phoenix, sitting there looking at Jeffrey
Rush's junk weeping.
Speaker 3: There's a point that every every Kate wins Winslet movie,
you get a chance to see Keith Winslet boobs. But
how often do you get to see, you know, Jeffrey
Rush's balls.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm talking culture, Gibbie, that is true. That is true.
Speaker 3: My bad.
Speaker 6: So Yeah, I'm not watching any of these movies for
another five years. I don't care what movie comes out.
I'm busy catching up on movies where I get to
see the balls of really.
Speaker 7: Good act and then asks like a bunch of grapes. Absolutely,
I'll never forget that.
Speaker 4: Thank you, forget what what did I miss?
Speaker 7: That's a Steve quote or a Dandy Liver quote.
Speaker 6: I do what I can for the culture anyway. That's
why I am. Now. I'm not watching Ghostbusters. I'm watching
somebody's bulls.
Speaker 4: Specifically Jeffrey Russian's balls.
Speaker 6: All right, you know the more powers specifically they're good enough.
Fact there, I'll watch anyone's bulls?
Speaker 7: All right, well, do we want to answer the question
what are you watching? Right now?
Speaker 6: I guess that is a question? Is that in the chat?
Speaker 4: Is that his actual question for someone?
Speaker 7: No, that was just a question.
Speaker 6: All right, we'll start this off, Drew. What you're watching?
Speaker 5: I've been slowly working my way through Welcome to Wrexham.
I like a documentary. I like funnily enough, as much
as I don't care about sports individually, I like a
sports story. They're good narratives. You know, there's a lot
of fun, compelling stuff in there. I just don't need
the step by step process. Well let's wait until it's
all hammered out. But yeah, it's been been really enjoyable.
They do a very good job. So if you like
a documentary, it's it's a fun time. I'm only on
I just finished season two, so a lot to.
Speaker 4: Go nice Steve. Other than balls, what are you watching?
Speaker 6: Well, you say over them, but I was watching Future
Man from twenty eighteen, which is a Future Man sci
fi comedy. Also, you want to see some junk, there's
a lot there's some junk in it. You won't see
any boobs, so you see a lot of junk. That's
how you know it's cultural.
Speaker 4: It's the eighties junk. It's even the best junk.
Speaker 6: And that's the wolf in the eighties, that's the best. Yes, yes, yeah,
a fine figure of a man with a ridiculously huge
cartoon penis. It's not even integral to the plot. It's
just there. Yeah, it's like a mark and addict to
his knees. Yeah, there's a Yeah.
Speaker 4: Did you get to the part where where he swapped penises?
Speaker 6: H yeah, Well what I really appreciate about a joke
was he was like, oh no, my penis have been
swapped with this everin Fairy of Man, But it turns
out like douchey little lead character also has a ridiculously
sized penis, but just not quite as ridiculously size.
Speaker 4: I'm fucking with your own dick. Yeah, it's like the
penises and a basketball where the gamera pants down and
it's just the game. It goes off camera.
Speaker 6: So yeah, basketball another cultural landmark.
Speaker 4: I had to touchdown for me Surtay nights. Like, that's
like a litmus test. Can we be friends? It's like
basketball and bubble Boy, that's the.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I haven't thought about bubble Boy, and
so I think about I think about Bubble Boy more
than a person.
Speaker 4: Should I have something about that comedy? It's it's my
it's my happy place.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 4: It's not only what I'm watching, but it's one of
those like I can put that on at anytime and
just and be happy.
Speaker 5: I haven't watched that in so long, but I did
love it as a kid.
Speaker 6: That's why I haven't been watching movies movie.
Speaker 4: So there's just no This is because every time I
go back to watch old like like you're saying, Steve,
I watch old stuff and it's like, well they like
it feel like the old writer's new plot structure.
Speaker 6: It wasn't shock or gas.
Speaker 4: It was like, yeah, here's this thing, but it's solid
plot structure that gets you from point A to point
B to point C. And I and I'm gonna throw
all the whole way.
Speaker 6: I tell you two modern movies. I'm definitely gonna watch
No Saratu and twenty eight years later. You know what, okay,
because there's huge old mangdong in both of them. I
did see Nasparatu.
Speaker 7: You're having a theme summer, aren't you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Well I cracked the code, Emily, I know what
makes a good movie.
Speaker 5: Now it's an old man's testicle.
Speaker 4: I did enjoy Nusparatu. That was a that was a weird.
I mean, I'm not a big Eggers fan as a whole,
because some of those movies, I'm like, no, thank you.
But I did enjoy not Sparatu a lot. So what
if I watched recently? I actually rewatching Ted Lasso with
my wife. She never watched it.
Speaker 6: She wanted to. She wanted to see it.
Speaker 4: So he sat down there like became our night like
a nightly realich. We watched gain episode while we eat
some food and then we take our walk with their
dogs and discuss the episode.
Speaker 6: And it's been.
Speaker 4: Actually, it's been a fun thing because she's not a
big fiction person. She's a very much nonfiction consumer, so
TV and fiction she's not not her thing. But once
in a while the story will hit her and I'm like,
I'm all about it. So, yeah, we've been watching Ted
last together. We just finished all three seasons, and yeah,
it's been. It's been a fun thing for the wife
and I and then to discuss from like our writing standpoint.
Speaker 6: So, oh, I forgot another movie, Saltmash.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I've heard about that, but I haven't seen
what's what's the what's the.
Speaker 6: It's a great test of characters. It's kind of a uh,
you know, I won't spoiler it for you, but he's
got a huge dick.
Speaker 7: Wait yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: Most of the women have very much a chick flick.
Speaker 5: I find I love that you said that after you
were like five movies deep on your dick renaissance.
Speaker 4: These were all recommended to me by my girlfriend.
Speaker 5: Take the hit. I don't I don't know to drop
from that.
Speaker 4: How do you think that makes me fail of this concaissance?
Speaker 6: And they were all great movies. And that's the real
fucking killer. It's went over over here and.
Speaker 5: It's insult to injury.
Speaker 3: What are you watching, Rick, I've been I've been going
through some feel good TV TV, like the dueling documentaries
on HBO and Netflix about the Ocean Keep disaster.
Speaker 4: I did watch that one.
Speaker 5: I watched the game the Poop Cruise one.
Speaker 4: No, the one about the crazy guy who built the
summary to go.
Speaker 5: Down to millionaire. Yeah, I did watch the Poop Cruise
one on Netflix. That's really fun.
Speaker 3: It turns out it imploded because, like you know, of
all their calculations didn't take into account this one guy's
huge dick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was too much ballast, too much kick, too
much cock, too much ballast.
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, the six was upside down.
Speaker 4: That's a night a bull a bull. Oh yeah, I
watched the one one that was on HBO and I
or no it was a nefu I remember for which
one it was. It was one of them, but liked it.
Painted that guy what do he had that?
Speaker 5: He had?
Speaker 4: That real pretentious white guy named what is it?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 4: The crazy guy who uh jesus, oh uh what is
his name? Like Chase Manhattan like uh uh bloody hell uh?
Speaker 6: Someone van for a second. I gotta figure this out.
Speaker 4: Stockton something Rush Stockton, Rush Rush Stockton, something like that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, stocked Stockholm syndrome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Dick Stockton, look at my balls rush first name
Stockton because he literally he can literally trace his families
like mother and father's side back to people who signed,
who helped sign the Decoration of Independence.
Speaker 4: That's how old white money he is. Speaking of old
white money. Emily, what are you watching?
Speaker 7: Thanks? Actually, I have not been watching anything with a plot.
I've been watching gameplay, like a lot of repo on YouTube.
Speaker 4: Really, you're the second person mentioned Repo in the last
two days.
Speaker 7: I was gonna say I might be the first person too,
because I was talking about.
Speaker 4: It in our you know you did. Okay, so you're
two and a half Because actually I was watching a
movie last night with Grizz and Bevan over on his
channel and Griz mentioned Grizzrop mentioned Repel.
Speaker 7: Yeah, some of them on our discord are definitely playing
a lot of Repo. It's just a fun game, and
it's also very kind of light. It's not you know, like.
Speaker 4: It's something that we actually might we might want to
do that for a brodeo And like, family, are you
free during the day when I joined us for a
four person brodeo so you can.
Speaker 7: Repo, I'm not free during the day. Well that sucks,
but it would be super fun. But yeah, and and
I've been watching like Kso play horror movies, horror games
and just small like.
Speaker 6: A streamer or are you watching Cheese play a game?
Speaker 7: I know, yeah, he's a streamer.
Speaker 6: He's okay.
Speaker 7: I think he was like streamer of the Year last year.
But and then my kid comes and forces me to
watch SIMS four. Okay, gameplay with like little simsy, and
it's just super soothing. And I you know, I joked
about my mom dying in the beginning of last episode,
So there's a lot of heavy stuff going on around
here and just mindless gameplay.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is a lot.
Speaker 7: It's very soothing.
Speaker 6: I largely knew about my friends.
Speaker 4: It was like, I didn't realize you were a game
I mean, I know you liked games, but I didn't
realize you were a gameplay watching enthusiast. That that kind
of like shocks me, you know, not in a negative way,
just like, huh, I would not have pegged you for that.
Speaker 7: So, yeah, it's only been recent, mostly because of my kids.
Mostly because of my kids, and also because I don't
really play a lot of games these days. I haven't
played since like I don't know, I can't even remember
the last game I played. But yeah, seeing what's out
there right now is a lot of fun too.
Speaker 6: That's cool.
Speaker 4: Is they want to pull a question from the actual discord?
Speaker 6: Are we?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Do any have the discord open to look at the questions?
Speaker 5: Oh? No, I thought that meant you had it open.
Speaker 6: I mean, hyperpectically, I agree with you.
Speaker 5: All right, Well let me I misinterpreted that are bad?
Speaker 4: You know, all right, let's see that.
Speaker 6: See, I don't know.
Speaker 4: The last week we checked questions the somethings go all
the way back to April Jesus Christ.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, yeah, let's prioritize that guy's question.
Speaker 6: Well, it's about time you got involved.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let me see.
Speaker 5: What a way to announce this comeback all the Office
d podcast.
Speaker 4: I'd be looking for a while, guys, but I'm going
all the way back to March eleven. I don't know,
the last time we did a question was what franchise
is from Zack of All Trades? What franchise do you
feel as actually got better once it jumped the shark?
So not that I jump the shark and got bad.
Once it jump the shark, it got crazy and good.
Since we're talking about bullsh of franchises, like I figured
what this was a good one to start with, all right,
dey are great? Question is actually suck? No one knows.
Speaker 6: I don't know. I feel like the consistently good things
don't really jump this shot jumping out to me tells
it's like, oh, this feels a bit desperate.
Speaker 4: Well, okay, let me ask you this way. I I,
for example, I have never actually watched Parks and Recreation,
but people swear it's just skip season one, yes, two
onward it gets better. So once they kind of like
find their crazy, their groove.
Speaker 6: That wasn't a shark jumping moment. I would say its
shark jumping moment is when it suddenly becomes quite an
interesting sci fi but it doesn't feel unnatural and it
lends it really well, so I wouldn't say it was
jump in the shot interesting.
Speaker 7: Okay, do you think the new Naked Gun movie is
going to be good?
Speaker 6: I want it to be. I'd like it if it was.
I'll tell you in five years time.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I guess I could take this the most literal answer
and arrest and say arrested development because Henry Winkler literally
jumps over a shark in season three and it doesn't
start sucking until season four.
Speaker 6: True. Yeah, And that was more. They decided to try
and get clever of the format, and.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean that was more. They they were trying
to work or round a shooting schedule that couldn't accommodate
getting all these now big names together in a timeframe
that worked like, so they they tried to shoot at
piecemeal and it fucking didn't work.
Speaker 6: It did not walk at all.
Speaker 4: Now, yeah, that's one of those shows that I never
actually watched. It's like one of like It flew By.
There are a couple of There are a couple of
shows like I Hate to I'm gonna say, You're gonna
yell at me. I've never watched like well, but the
handful of episodes of It's always sunny. It's just it's
just one of those shows that just just bounced off
me somehow. I've seen a few episodes but didn't get
into it.
Speaker 5: Arrested Development is one of the shows that, like, you know,
some shows reward you for rewatches. Sure, Arrested Development rewards
you every time you rewatch it. I have been casually
rewatching it every few years the first three seasons, of course,
just assume I don't count four and five in any context. Okay,
and literally, I don't think there's been a single one
where I haven't caught new jokes because like the way
it does its jokes. There's a great Michael Wye video
for Cracked where he talks about Cracked, or they will
do jokes outside of time where they'll like do a setup,
and then like three scenes or three episodes or sometimes
three seasons later, you'll get information that will recontextualize aspects
of that scene, and when you rewatch it again, it
will the joke will hit on different layers and levels.
It's fucking great. And so the first rewatch is almost
always the worst because you don't have that level of context.
It's like the first time you watch The Good Place.
I love like telling people to go in blind. But
at the same time, the second rewatch of season one
is so much better than the first one because you're
you're appreciating so many different levels and layers of context.
Speaker 4: I just never saw the wrestled developments when you say
Henry Winkler jumps a shark, and like you mean like Halla,
Henry winker jumps a shark and happy.
Speaker 5: Day, Yes, I mean that that's litterally like they are.
They're so deep and twisted around on the meta like
it's wit if you love like things where you can
cut it and cut it and cut it, and always
like the more you examine it, the more there is
to see the rest of the development will be up your ally.
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean I'm alwaysing for something else I just
dive back into So that's cool.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I would say I always I like the It's
always sunny in Philadelphia's version of not Jumping this Shark,
where they become several they become incredibly self aware that
they've been one of the longest running sitcoms going, and
they will do things like have a clip episode, which
will immediately like reference to fact, this is a lazy
clip episode. But then they'll realize that they are all
remembering things like vastly different, and then they're wondering, like, well,
who's whose recollection are we in right now? And it
becomes like a complete headfuck. So they attempt they actually
attempt to kind of jump the shark, but then end
up doing something incredibly original and funny.
Speaker 5: So have you ever been watching this season? It just
started a few weeks ago. It's been fucking great.
Speaker 6: Oh I haven't seen it yet. I'll get back two
in five years.
Speaker 5: They did the other half of the Abbot Elementary crossover.
Speaker 6: I've heard about that, which I love.
Speaker 5: I I mean as a classic as a guy who
up grew up on classic sitcoms, Like I love that
someone's doing a crossover like that's just so so vintage
so fun. I watched The Abbot Elementary one and it
was they did it really well because there's one episode
of Abbot one episode of Sonny. The Abbot one puts
the Sonny characters into that context and very carefully, like
you know, doesn't overdo it for the tone, and then
the Sunny one is presented as like footage of what
they were doing between those moments, and it's much more
appropriate to always Sonny.
Speaker 4: To help X me Andite Steve watching it, how many
penises are in the new season.
Speaker 5: Let's say forty four really get him in there?
Speaker 4: But are they forty four good ones or forty four
girthy ones?
Speaker 5: You know, to watch to find out gives that.
Speaker 6: I was very clear about it. It is not the quantity,
theis even the quality. It is the context of the
penis and the art the artistry, yes, artistry. I think
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia might be the most artistic
sitcom on television where I have not seen a full
naked penis.
Speaker 5: I'll give it that you've seen. Dana DeVito's ask.
Speaker 4: Though, yeah, question from our friend Jim is first on
the on the discord D and D related, what is
the stupidest campaign idea that would be an absolute thrill
to play.
Speaker 5: Oh, I've talked about this one. I think I want
to write a module for it one day. Oops All Barbarians.
Speaker 4: Yes you mentioned Oops All barbarian I I would love
to play in that.
Speaker 7: That would be amazing.
Speaker 5: So that that's my answer right there is Oops All Barbarians.
It explains itself.
Speaker 4: Because I want to play the Michael Sarah version of
a Barbarian. Yeah, I have this idea. I've been wanting
to run for a while because it's like when we
were kind of like we have the A and D
games and they're great and I want to but sometimes
I like every other week is sucks. Are some of
the fans who are like, we used to be way
more active because the life has gotten the way and
we just we're just not as hell as active. As well,
we still have some and Andy alumni who could possibly
be help out. So I was thinking about another game
I would love to play, but it's like not a
classic fantasy game but more of a drop in drop out,
like the game runs and whoever can make it makes it.
And I was I want to do like in a
psychic game where we play fictional versions of ourselves. You
get sent to this fantasy world like you basically you're
some bullshit convention portal opens, you get sucked in, so
you have certain amounts of like stats that are real.
The stats are minimum. It's mostly just how do you
react in these situations as this caricature of yourself? And
I would I want to I would want to do it.
So if you can't be there that day, you tumble
down a magical hole, you fall off cameras, and that's
when like someone else, like from the from our cast
of people who are just like waiting to play something else,
can just pop in for that day, that for that
session and just pick up or the story left soft
and when you come back, like the story could have
changed while you were away tying your shoe kind of thing.
Speaker 5: You know, I want to look at Savage Worlds for that.
It's a pretty adaptable system. It gives you.
Speaker 6: I don't want to learn.
Speaker 4: Anything new, sounds like you want to run it to me, No,
I got a I am really bad with new mechanics
as I am. I am a learned by playing kind
of person. So I need to like play the thing
for a while to get it because you give me.
I'm so like that kid, like you give me written
instructions like I'm not never going to read this.
Speaker 5: And no, it's it's pretty minimal. That's why it's so adaptable.
It's almost just a specific dice rolling system and then
you sculpt everything kind of around that.
Speaker 6: All right, Okay, you sold me a little bit, all right,
so hit me up afterwards.
Speaker 7: I can remember this, Sue London, who used to be
Elizabeth Day in The Jans and I were playing a
game where we were both gnomes. And not to be
like racist or anything, but that.
Speaker 6: The size fucking gnomes.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the size mechanics of playing something really tiny in
a big world was really funny because we would harness,
you know, Pomeranians and ride chariots.
Speaker 4: Oh spooky this, this is this, this is gonna piggyback
off a question.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I don't mean like if someone was waiting in the
wings to answer, but I was scrolling through like social
media today because it's stupidly while on the toilet, and
I came across some posts for someone was posting a
picture like did anybody else grow up reading the Dragon
Lance books?
Speaker 6: A few of them?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, does anybody remember like the it wasn't named
Gully the they're basically they're like, what's it called dwarfs?
Speaker 6: They're like, yeah, I didn't they have the same way,
just a bunch of them got massacre.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I forgot what kind of dwarves they were called.
Oh that had a name for them, or you know,
Gully Dwarf or whatever her name was. But anyway, they
were basically just for the I'm just gonna say this
as respectful, very four scump like dwarves because they were
childlike and in is anything clearly, but it started basically
this war online was like it was like this the
threat I was reading them was like, did do we
just kind of gloss over back in the day? They're
like someone was just taking what we would call neurodivergent
now for the sake of comedy. Would that fly today?
Because since she says about you know, being racist words norse,
it pops into my head.
Speaker 6: So I don't remember the massacre of those dwarves being funny.
I think that was a sad moment. Yeah, I remember
it like the Tron traveling Wizard race and it's like, oh,
why had he not heard of these incredibly like innocent
people standing up to this army and sacrifice in their
lives and dying so horrifically. Why he'd not heard about
that in history books And he was like, oh yeah,
because nobody fucking cared. That's not funny. I mean, I mean,
I think it's funny, but that's you know, it's kind
of tragic. Yeah, I don't know. It might be a racist.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Is something that popped in like because like I started
this again in this thread that I hadn't consider this,
like since you know, you're just burning your child if
you're like, oh, you read the book, you moved on,
but like you look back and like, huh did that age?
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Clearly, Emily using Pomeranians is that's not true?
Speaker 6: They're not for you, Emily.
Speaker 7: Well, now now I'm just realizing I actually have a
Pomerini now and she drags me around the neighbor and.
Speaker 5: White what life imitates? All right? On that one, I
gotta check out, y'all.
Speaker 4: What about you, mister Baltier, you got in the campaign weirdness,
stupid ideas meant to be fun to play.
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean probably the stupidest. The one uh
came to mind was I was playing a character and
call of Cthulhu that was a skeptic, okay, and he
he lasted for all of one one session, like you know,
before his sanity points just went to zero.
Speaker 6: A huge octopus face creature comes out of here. Actually, yeah,
I could be anything. It's probably atmospheric. That's a swamp
gas off of Venus.
Speaker 3: That's uh, one of those one of those bad horror
movie you know, clich says you're dying. It's like, I
don't believe it.
Speaker 7: You You're not real luckness. Monster is just whale penis.
Speaker 4: Jesus, I can't see the whale penis because I just
if you ever see videos that, they're like, wow, that's uh, that's.
Speaker 6: The Vikings were like, oh my god, is that the
correct and it's just a while having a great time.
Speaker 4: And there's one there's one Viking in the back of
the mos, like, but is it artistic, dick, let me
see it makes the l's fingers and holds up like
the frames it properly.
Speaker 6: On that Viking. But would be like, congratulations, guys, we
just became fine art quick sketch it. When they were
counting this tale, and they will. It doesn't matter if
they wait five years or twenty five years, will still
be in the streaming chats my friends. Then they burned
me as a witch because who talks like that?
Speaker 7: Yeah, you have to wait five years for Steve Guard
to watch it.
Speaker 4: Zach asks, has anyone ever pointed anything about your anything
out about your writing that caused you to change how
you wrote? I guess all of us have gottens. It's
kind of like, you know, it's like I guess, it's
like I guess the fundament I interpret this as like
something large, like a fundamental change. Like does someone ever say, hey,
you you have a blind spot here? You did something there,
and like like, oh, I guess I never really considered that,
and it changed how you wrote.
Speaker 3: I mean never, never, not, I don't think a good way.
Speaker 6: You go and just got worse.
Speaker 3: Well, well, no, it's like, you know, like when I
started out, I mean truth in the Marror is my editing.
My editing sucked. You know, I didn't know what the
fuck I was doing. But it was like it was
so easy to write stories because I didn't know what
the fuck I was doing. But then gradually it's like,
you know, as I started to learning, oh the rules
of grammar, you do this, and you do this, and
some of it is like, you know, some of its correct,
you know rules of grammar, but some of it it's
just like bullshit writing rules that people give you, like
never never do a number, log never do a and
all of that ship's little by little. It's like it
becomes like like hoarding in your brain. And after a
while there's like so much much clutter and like ret
and fisted garbage there that like it just kind of
ruins the experience.
Speaker 4: The biggest paralysis to my writing is not writer's block.
Speaker 6: It is.
Speaker 4: I've studied after studying, that's just writing, because like you said,
you're writing your you're early in your career, you have
a story to tell. You just blurred out the story.
You're like, you're like like a virgin on proma. You
gotta pull out all the tricks all at once, because
that's all you got. You know, you don't know this
rep performance. But once you know a thing or two
about a thing or two, you try to be a
little more careful about your storytelling your craft like that.
But then there's so many tricks, so many stuff like
you said, don't do this, do that. It's all on
your head at once, like me fighting with myself. I'm
not getting the goddamn story out. Holds me back. More
than I know what the story is. I just can't
fucking write it.
Speaker 3: Sometimes. Yeah, it's like, even even though you know some
of this stuff that people have said is absolute bullshit,
it's still just cool. It's it's like essentially legos in
the floor of your mind.
Speaker 4: Yes, Oh that's beautiful. Oh that's beautiful that I.
Speaker 7: Have a minor one. My father in law said, Emily,
your chapters are too long. I put down the book
and I forget where I am. So I actually did
shorten them.
Speaker 6: He is dementia and he just literally just gutten.
Speaker 7: Well, I don't know about that.
Speaker 3: But kept calling you Julie for some reason.
Speaker 7: No, but yeah, it works out for my genre because
I'm more like you know, beat reads, and you don't
want to write these long, involved chapter.
Speaker 4: When I'm writing like an action adventure story, I tend
to like, I aim for around three thousand is my
for a chapter. That's my writing plus or minus. But
you know that's my rough number. But when I'm doing
a comedy I aim for fifteen hundred to two thousand,
keep them shorter and tighter. If there's a joke writing,
I tried to like keep just keep it at a
faster pace so you don't need to belabor as much.
Speaker 3: So the only time I start to care is if
a chapter it's like six thousand words long, that I
also look at a place like. But other than that,
I'm just like, I won't read.
Speaker 4: My own work if it's six thousand words long that chapter.
Speaker 3: But other than that, I'm just like, Okay, I have
I finished this thought all right, Time to move on.
Speaker 4: Unless I mean, it's like everything there are obviously everything's
got a exception. So if you like had a climax
of a big you know, a big battle or something
like that, this this chapter needs six thousand words to
get the point across, and so be.
Speaker 3: It, you know.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I guess I got one. I got a
feedback early on because my very first book is like that,
my techno Manser book. It's it's it's a it's a
post biblical apocalypse urban fantasy, and so it's but it's
written in the style like kind of like eighties Buddy Cops,
So you have like people to kind of fish two
people that do not from the same walks of life,
trying to like do this action a venture story on
the question of the human soul. It's got demons, it's
got magic, it's got guns. It's kind of like a
cyberpunk meets Heaven and Hell kind of book. But my
two main characters are two guys, you know, and they're
like it's written like very Buddy Cops style, set in
this you know, city like sprawl, and I had fun
with it and people liked it. But you know, some
rough reader fan whatever kind of pointed out, like you
don't have a lot of ladies in here with the agency,
you know, just letting you know that. And it wasn't
like it wasn't on purpose. I didn't do that, like
you know, fock fan bitches. Like it wasn't like like that.
It was just this is the story about these two characters. Like,
and I know every book needs to be everything to
every person, because the book for everybody's a book for nobody.
But I did it did like also like put in
the back of my head like hey, you know, if
you're making a character, why pick this one gender over another?
Why pick this one thing over another, you know, like
like play with the ideas kind of thing, because even
like I love lethal weapon, you know, before mel went crazy,
but like the classic but like you know, you know,
you look back at the characters, like, Okay, so when
Danny Glover audition, they didn't ask for it. They just said,
this is the best guy for the story. So you know,
play with these ideas. Don't just get stuck in your
own mind what they're supposed to be. So yeah, I
think about that when I write now, so you know,
but I'm also not going to like have my character
sit on Like I joked with my wife when we're
watching ted Lasso, the two main female characters sit on
the couch a lot to talk. And as far as
what TV and movies have taught me, for two women
to talk to each other, they do it. Always do
it on a couch. They put their knees up and
they look at each other. And whether that is true
or not, but that's what every TV show and movie
has done because like it's and that's what teaches like
this and I've seen it happened in writing constantly, so
you know, so my finger characters don't do that.
Speaker 6: I don't know. I mean, I've seen so many rules
feel very fucking arbitrary, and I read what everyone's reading
and I'm like, this is a big old pile of
vanilla puke, you turd, and then you read something right here, man,
the kind of normally genres are kind of evolved by
people who break the rules. Yes, I mean Pratchet was
a rule breaker. Looking Irvin Welsh, He's constantly pushing the
boundaries of what he did, sometimes at the point of
being obnoxious. Speaking to the point of obnoxious, I'm trying
to get for a fucking house of leaves, Jesus Christ?
Does that break rules?
Speaker 3: Are you kidding?
Speaker 6: Our own?
Speaker 3: Our own, Bob? I mean early on, I remember having
a discussion with somebody and it was basically like, Bob
does everything they tell you that you shouldn't do as
an author, and he makes it work.
Speaker 6: I remember talking to him at the end of his book.
One of his characters basically had to come to Jesus moment,
and I was like, so, what, You're going to start
a redemption hot now and He's like, no, but yeah,
it's yeah, So the idea that he should be held
in place, whell this kind of like, well, everyone's doing
this right now. Fine, Great, you want to do what
everyone else is doing, Great, do it. You'll be successful,
will be wonderful personally, I don't get fucking paid off
of this. So I'm just more interested in doing something
a little bit interesting that I can have fun with.
And if that goes against your rules, I don't care.
How neither should you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, especially in our in our field, being like you know, Indie,
small Press, whatever, you know, we have friends that are like,
you know, publishers. You you have a lot more latitude
to play with these things, you know. I when I
read a lot of the Big Six stuff, it comes
across like, like Steve said, little rather vanilla, because if
people are like either chasing trends or following what the
trends are at the moment, and a few of them
actually break out. You know, our friend Denniman, I enjoy
his stories more because they're not standard a psychi type,
the RPG stuff. It's actually more sci fi. It's more
Running Man than like, help I'm stuck in a dungeon?
Speaker 6: Yeah, but how many denimon like people a week?
Speaker 4: I about that? I wrote about that my last Villain's book.
It's like I put it. It's like I love map.
It's like what I hate are the I hate the
copies that come after. It's because it's like, you know,
you love urban fantasy, and that's cool, you read it,
you know, like a lot of the gim butchers, and
but then you got the you know, the druid ones,
and then how many copies of a copy of a
copy before people It just gets so watered down.
Speaker 3: For here's the thing. People want that because one person
is not sustain that.
Speaker 4: No they can't, but three or four good ones can.
But then like ninth, but the nineteenth one isn't. Like yeah, yeah,
Like there comes a point like if you're trying to
be the nineteenth person to write an urban fantasy book,
good luck, you know.
Speaker 6: And no, it's fine. It's fine because people want to
do that. People like pop and people will listen to
what is on the radio, and that's fine. That's how
the industry needs to be. In order things to work,
people need to make money. It needs to generate interest.
But I am not wired that way. I cannot do it.
I wish I could. It'd be fucking convenient.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I mean, I know plenty of people
and honestly, their authors will probably make considerably more than me.
But they basically their entire careers are just churning out
formulaic stuff that just like you know, just just follows
the trends. They're just there for the KU reads and stuff.
And I mean, yeah, and I sometimes look at that
and I'm like, I could do that, but I just
don't want to.
Speaker 4: If I had to live off if I had to
live off of this, then maybe I would, but I don't.
Speaker 6: So every time I go on pulling Hub, I am
not like pushing the boundaries. I revert to the classics
quite a lot.
Speaker 7: Give me the ball sack.
Speaker 6: So when somebody who looks like Jeffrey Rush, yeah, it's.
Speaker 3: Like, no, I don't don't. I don't need queens and
art snuff born.
Speaker 6: I just want to just give me the good old
mom's apple pie.
Speaker 4: Oh shit, give me give me POV missionary where she
looks bored.
Speaker 3: I just I just want the thirty year old actress.
We're in a school uniform.
Speaker 6: I just want everyone to look a little bit desperate.
I'm tired. This is our fourth day of shooting, you know,
like a really considering no life choices, what high class port.
Speaker 3: Are you watching? Give me this ticket? Four days of shooting?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: No, what I what I feeling? It was like it's
like they've reached the middle age there. It's like, you know,
I could take a nap or fuck either.
Speaker 6: Long it takes for Jeffrey Rush to get interaction these well,
I mean he's a very good actor. I mean imagine
he's just like.
Speaker 3: When Fluffer becomes a full time job, a monologue that
ship into existence.
Speaker 4: I mean he was for Elizabeth, I mean running around.
He's he's a very diverse actor. You pull out a
lot of stuff, very mystery mental loone. Where's Captain with Frankenstein?
That's a big fan?
Speaker 6: Oh goodness something?
Speaker 4: What are the questions we got here? Stupid injuries? Here's
one from Seldriana. What's the weirdest mascot for a school
sports team? For a school or or a sports team,
it's Robert Bevan the Bevans.
Speaker 7: Just wait, is he our mascot?
Speaker 5: Is?
Speaker 6: No, he absolutely is, But it works in its context,
probably wouldn't work with a little leaked.
Speaker 4: Were facing the Bevans today and it's like it is
like that magoo like guy and then like he was like, uh,
the red shirted like Georgia Lake character like characterature of
like uh, the Hitchcock profile walking in but it's blue
of the beer. So run, Timmy, the Bevans are coming.
Speaker 7: I'm going to say the Stanford Cardinal. They're the Cardinal red.
They're a color.
Speaker 6: Okay, what is that? Sorry? Was that mascot?
Speaker 7: It's their cardinal. But it's it's not the bird, it's
not whatever, it's just the color.
Speaker 6: The color red. Man like they had a little pipe
running on.
Speaker 7: Us, right, that would have made more sense.
Speaker 3: Hey, little boys, come in here for confession.
Speaker 4: It's always back to the mall station now.
Speaker 6: Well look around, Gibby.
Speaker 4: Okay, my middle school growing up weirdly enough, like it
was Springfield Middle School and station. But their mascot was
the river rat, you know, and nothing like huh like,
you know, you want a creature or they're gonna especially
like but the river rat, like that was just such
a wow. Wait why did you just say, hey, you're
poor and skeezy, you know, like nothing said just like
you like me and I give me, give me herpies,
give me, yes me appatitis, you know, give me just
it just sounds gross, you know, yeah, river rat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's like naming your team the trash bandits.
Speaker 6: It's like it's Atlanta tud Monkeys, the Port Town Scurvy.
You know, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's just it's like the Jersey Shore used heroin needles,
the Snookies.
Speaker 6: Minnesota sex offenders. Oh grass, that's not I don't know
many American towns. There's no insult there too, to Minnesota's.
It's just the luck of the drawer. I'm afraid that's
the town is a whole state.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm pretty sure they got a whole county named that.
Speaker 6: All right, Well, I just won't go there again.
Speaker 4: It's like the England Jacks. Yeah, the jack Shi Masturbats.
Speaker 7: The Liverpool Liverpools is the wedd of Liverpool.
Speaker 6: The end Liverpool is odd you say like that?
Speaker 4: Well, a lot of things, I mean, I mean it's
always an English Joe in the spot of Dick and
things like that. But yeah, like Liverpools and black puddings,
and it's baffles me to like again, like I said,
watching rewatching Ted Lasso, so like like all the food
and things they talk about, Like my wife and I
just gonna look at each other.
Speaker 6: I'm sure he has a wonderful time going through all
the really obvious language linguistical chains that I think.
Speaker 4: It's my favorite part is he just won't drink tea.
He tries to, I'm not drinking this. This is what
he's got tree piss.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he hates tea. The Hertford cheer child kidnappers.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: What kind of liqueur or liquor do you like to
put in your coffee?
Speaker 6: None?
Speaker 5: Question mark.
Speaker 6: I mean I used to. I just to bang a
bit of kolore in my time. It basically tastes like
coffee anyway. So you just get some milk in that
and you pretend it's coffee, but it's not. But they
don't know because you've put it in one of those
corporate sippy cups to give you corporate sippyce and you know,
you could be drinking anything.
Speaker 4: I'm actually a fan of Baillies in my coffee. I'm
gonna actually I'm gonna have a little bit of Irish.
Speaker 6: Coffe qute unquote.
Speaker 4: Then like put a little bit of Ballies and there's
I got the cream's got the lique coord and like,
you know, an evening coffee when I get a little buzz.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I like a little Baillies in my coffee. That's
kind of a standard where I'm from.
Speaker 3: You know, something, I ate. I consider myself a little
more sophisticated than that. So if I'm going to do that,
I'm just gonna go straight for Long Island iced tea.
Speaker 4: Nice you put along an icy in your in your coffee.
Speaker 7: All right, that makes more sense to me. Coffee morning
and liquors evening.
Speaker 6: A nice cup of tea with some vodka.
Speaker 7: And yeah, Long Island iced tea meeting in the middle.
Speaker 6: Which go to cocktail? Oh, Long Island duice tabe is
made well, it's fantastic, But a lot of the time
it's not made well. It just tastes like gasoline. All right,
But I'm still drinking it because that's my whiskey.
Speaker 4: Sour is it's my go to like cocktail, because it's
hard to fuck up whiskey. Splash a sour.
Speaker 6: You're done. You can taste like it's you can't really
fuck it up.
Speaker 3: That's a thing. Mine is the less manly version of
that Ammarto sour.
Speaker 4: You know, I had a buddy, Okay, so weirdly, I
had a guy I was in the military with. We
were like we were driving across uh fuck, it was
all of like the Southwest, and we eventually Arizona. You
got his home in New Mexico, but he was like
manly do but that was his go to drink. Everywhere
we stopped Ameretto sour and like, I'm like, all right, man,
and I have gotten plowed on many Amoros sour thanks
to my one buddy.
Speaker 6: So yeah, I like a doc and stole me. That's
my newest one. Okay, it's lovely just run.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's well, that's my buddy's made one. I was like,
I think this is just wrong. I think you forgot
to put in the stormy.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I'm usually a gin and tonic, just very you can't
get into gin.
Speaker 6: I found with gin. It depends we have.
Speaker 3: So much gin here because my wife can't have vodka,
and not that we're big drinkers, but she's like at all,
like even if I put it into vodka sauce like
you know, which is one of my recipes. So instead
I usually substitute gin because honestly, the taste wise, you know,
it's fine. But because I do that, everybody we know,
because a lot of people they'll get gin as a
gift and nobody fucking drinks gin, so so I have
like I have bottles of like Tank Ray Bombay, also
like in my garage, like more gin than I'm ever
going to drink in like five lifetimes.
Speaker 6: Party of Rake's house. I put myself off gin because
there's a standard London dry gin and is fucking awful.
But we used to in university put it in a
big bowl with a bunch of chips and then we
put some on a skateboard and rammed them down the
corridor until they put their head in the bowl of
gin and crisps. And it's not the best way to
drink gin. But also the gin tastes fucking awful and
tastes worse with like bits of potato flat in it.
So I was part off gin for a long time.
But you can get really nice gin and have it
with some ginger ale and it's fine. It's fine. I'll
drink anything as long as it makes the feeling stuff.
Speaker 4: These stupid feelings.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know there's something wrong about like, you know,
to get really nice Hey, I have a six drink
bottle of dollar, bottle of gin. Let me let me
put some link into some candidate dry in it. WHOA,
that's not what it is.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna get it. Tastes of ginger is free.
It's something weird about it. I'm not into it, but
I do like scotches and bourbons and whiskeys and things
like that. Like the dark liquor makes me happy, but
things like everybody knows I enjoy it. But like after
my son was born, I stopped drinking. Well I maybe
back that up. I stopped drinking. I used to have
a biv A problem. So I'm very much a social
social drinker. So but I drink only when I see
my friends, which is rarely. I don't drink like even
a tenth of what I used to drink because I
had a problem, and I've been I really dialind fackt
down on the back, but like some to keep myself
very sane, specially as my son was born. I'm like,
let's just make sure I'm not crazy tonight. What if
someone needs me AnyWho, But my friends all know that
I enjoyed scotch and liquors. So when I turned forty,
everybody bought me a fucking bottle of like of some
kind of of scotch. Bourbon whiskey something. It's I turned
fifty and like in September, I still haven't gotten rid
of all that fucking whiskey from ten years ago. Like
it's they bought so much and I know, and I
drink so little.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 3: I feel I have never understood Scotch. I've like had
it a couple of times, and it's like, you know,
it's like what it used that you can't this Satan's asshole.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, yeah, demonic grundle is part of the
decanting process. You know, you really got to Yeah, uh,
that's it's some of the smoky flavor. Because again, a
lot of liquor unless you's got like the sugar liquor,
you know, then it's the liquor always burns.
Speaker 6: You gotta like you gotta perhaps to learn to appreciate
the thing.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: I don't like vodka. I don't like jin I don't
I do like I do like a what's it called
tequila straight? Like I like the flavor, just tequila, and uh,
you know, the whiskeys and the Scotches and like those
those that's the other one.
Speaker 6: I just do something about it. I just enjoy so
I know it tastes. I know what tastes like.
Speaker 4: All right, all right, we got by time.
Speaker 6: One last question.
Speaker 4: When do a writing one a serious one or a
goofy one?
Speaker 6: We can make it more goofy. Yeah, that's kind of
what we're here for. I'm just checking.
Speaker 3: Uh, why me?
Speaker 5: All right? Then?
Speaker 4: Like Zach of all trades? General group discussion is meth vegan?
Speaker 6: Uh depends how much ratshet is. And I suppose.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know how to make meth.
Speaker 7: What kind of person do you think I am?
Speaker 3: See, I don't know.
Speaker 4: You kind of protest a lot that Emily. You know,
I don't know. Man, This could be like.
Speaker 6: If forgive, if I do I have to make meth, I'd
be a fucking.
Speaker 3: Writer every time I cook. Method might be so I
make it a point that jack off in the batch,
just to piste off the be.
Speaker 6: Jesus Christ. The other question.
Speaker 4: We're gonna get canceled for the other question. But you
know what, Rick answered both? Okay, so only because this good.
I also have a dark humer like Emily does. So
in my mind, like what if Emily was a meth
maker and she's protesting so much? But because because you
lost your mom. What if like some of that got
your mom got into the meth and but did so
well that you have to start killing and and and
cremating people to make the best meth.
Speaker 6: Make me, why are you?
Speaker 3: Why are you asking this and not like writing this?
Speaker 4: I know because like like like a lot is like
I have a great idea.
Speaker 6: Like I'm an idea.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: You work out the problems, because that's that's work. The
writing parts hard, like coming up with it's easy.
Speaker 6: We've had like at least you know, a good like
thirty world breaking business ideas on this podcast, and we
ain't done shit about them, mostly because we didn't remember
what we said. That is true.
Speaker 3: That is true, and the ones we have done have
been fun. But we meet from them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so on behalf of us? Uh so els, what
is anything I want to say to the fans where
we sign off because I think we're we've heard the.
Speaker 6: Bur time here.
Speaker 7: Don't do drugs, can't?
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially if you buy them from me?
Speaker 4: Hey, oral fast and if you did make meth hypothetically wink,
what what's your brand name?
Speaker 7: So my my stupidest injury was.
Speaker 4: Uh anti AM's meth. I mean I would buy the
fuck out of it.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, that's that's gotta. That's got a.
Speaker 7: That's crazy. When I was a kid, I want to
open a candy store called m.
Speaker 6: Non Vegan Math because it is not. Oh God damn it.
I don't know Meph is vegan or not, but we've
got to try really hard to make sure it isn't.
I'm Bacon Greece.
Speaker 4: In well behalf of the Drew Hayes who left the
Steve weatheral Rick Wulteria and like M. K.
Speaker 6: Gibson.
Speaker 4: Thank you all for much coming out for this Dicey
Bassard's interlude questions. If you have any of the questions,
I hit us up on our discord rop.
Speaker 3: Them in there.
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thanks for being with us and we'll see all later. Bye, everybody,
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Speaker 4: Anti M's meth I mean I would buy the fuck
out of the