Speaker 1: Are you ready? Yes? You know. I saw a meme
Speaker 1: the other day that said something like, if you're the
Speaker 1: person that starts their speech with good morning everyone, that's
Speaker 1: not good enough. I said, good morning everyone, Good Mike,
Speaker 1: I instantly don't like you. And it's true. It's kind
Speaker 1: of like if you go like, you know, if you
Speaker 1: go to like I don't know, somewhere to like whatever.
Speaker 1: Let's say I'm doing a company meeting, yeah, and I'm like, hey, everybody,
Speaker 1: good morning, good morning all that's not god can't hear news.
Speaker 1: I think in concerts they kind of like we've gone
Speaker 1: to maybe jingle ball or something. It's like, hey, everybody,
Speaker 1: welcome to jingle ball. I can't hear you, and then
Speaker 1: people you know, oblige and get more excited.
Speaker 2: So, but imagine being on the receiving end of that
Speaker 2: of like not getting a response back like you are
Speaker 2: going to try harder. I understand in a meeting you
Speaker 2: kind of want to be like f off right, but
Speaker 2: like in a workout class, I feel so bad when
Speaker 2: the instructors are like, how's ever doing and nobody makes
Speaker 2: a sound. So I'm always like whoo, or I'm like
Speaker 2: I'm dying, you know, like I say something, Well, no.
Speaker 1: And that's great because some people are supportive and vivacious
Speaker 1: and outgoing and others we want to blend in and
Speaker 1: shut up. Here's an email from Patrick. Patrick says, you
Speaker 1: guys bring up tipping culture a lot, and I've always
Speaker 1: wondered if your penie would change if you live in
Speaker 1: an area with no tip wage, like Seattle, where I'm from. Well,
Speaker 1: I just learned today that Minnesota doesn't have a tip wage.
Speaker 1: In Minneapolis, minimum wage, adjusted for the cost of living
Speaker 1: is actually more than Seattle, So I guess that answers
Speaker 1: that question. Thanks for a continually great show, Patrick, I'll
Speaker 1: be frank with you, I don't know what you mean
Speaker 1: by no tip wage. Do you know what that means, Jenny.
Speaker 2: I think he's saying maybe that their hourly wage is
Speaker 2: like completely taken out because like in Wisconsin, you get
Speaker 2: paid like two dollars an hour as a server, Okay,
Speaker 2: so you basically don't get a check. I think that's
Speaker 2: changed in Minnesota over the years, and honestly, servers don't
Speaker 2: actually really want that because they just want to make
Speaker 2: the tips. And now I think that they might make
Speaker 2: minimum wage an hour, which is like I don't know
Speaker 2: how much in Minnesota. Now, I can't speak on that,
Speaker 2: but there are states that like you make two dollars
Speaker 2: an hour as a server, and then you only live
Speaker 2: off your tips and you don't get a paycheck basically.
Speaker 1: Okay, So then when people don't tip, you're really screwed.
Speaker 1: And that's why it's so important to tip. Next one,
Speaker 1: don't say a name. A funny sex story, not so
Speaker 1: much funny, but felt horrible and kind of killed the mood.
Speaker 1: The wife and I were doing the dirty. Everything was
Speaker 1: going good. They were as good as we thought it
Speaker 1: could be until apparently I got a little confident in
Speaker 1: my in and out motion came out a little bit
Speaker 1: too far. When I went back in for the inward motion,
Speaker 1: something went a little bit south and entered the well,
Speaker 1: you know, the rest buzzkill for us both.
Speaker 3: It went all the way in well, I think.
Speaker 1: Probably part way in, I don't know, would go all
Speaker 1: the way went into the difficult. Yeah, that's happened. That's
Speaker 1: not an uncommon occurrence. That's kind of happened a couple
Speaker 1: of times like that. Was like, oh, sorry, no, I
Speaker 1: don't do that.
Speaker 3: I just say wrong hole and then it stopped.
Speaker 1: Really just that blunt, wrong hole, yes, okay, because she
Speaker 1: had a donut on the bed and they went into
Speaker 1: the donut hole.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I was excuse me, I was going to
Speaker 3: eat that.
Speaker 1: Get your dick out of the donut.
Speaker 3: Thank you. I'd still eat it.
Speaker 1: You would, would donuts?
Speaker 3: Get out of here with.
Speaker 1: That red Okay, I prompt. No, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: tell the story. I promised Susan I would not tell this.
Speaker 2: Okay, they don't tell, you know what, I won't if
Speaker 2: it was anyone else.
Speaker 1: Well, I will say that back when I was in
Speaker 1: my twenties, my girlfriend and I decided to use pancake
Speaker 1: syrup in the bedroom and was thrust it was gross.
Speaker 1: She like, well, she poured some on me and then
Speaker 1: she's like, you know this is kind of gross and
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, good, okay, let's go wash up.
Speaker 3: So we tried, yeah, you know, did you play pour
Speaker 3: some sugar on me?
Speaker 1: So it was no. Actually I think it was actually
Speaker 1: even before the song came out. That's how long ago
Speaker 1: that was. All Right, you have a good I got
Speaker 1: a topic I can ride in on. I am cyrus,
Speaker 1: I am a P one listener, first time writer, listening
Speaker 1: for eighteen years. I'm twenty three. Here we go, and
Speaker 1: they write in I was nineteen lived with my girlfriend
Speaker 1: now wife at her mom's house. My girlfriend, her younger sister,
Speaker 1: her mom's stepdad, and I at a house and two dogs.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if it's a dog thing in general,
Speaker 1: but one of the dogs, Ralphie, had this weird human
Speaker 1: bodily fluids fixation where he would eat a whole hol
Speaker 1: e in their undies. It lay in left around and anyway,
Speaker 1: so it go, and I like your story, but I'm
Speaker 1: going to go ahead and cut to the end of
Speaker 1: the story here. Basically, the dog got a condom out
Speaker 1: of the trash can, because dogs will eat anything, from
Speaker 1: condoms to you name it. They'll eat anything. And so
Speaker 1: upstairs a few days later or the next day, the
Speaker 1: mother in the situation noticed something hanging out of the
Speaker 1: dogs butt. Oh No, reached over and guess what it is?
Speaker 1: A condom hanging out of his butt. Now they say,
Speaker 1: it's not a modest family by any means, and inappropriate
Speaker 1: conversations happened all the time, so they thought it was funny,
Speaker 1: but I was so embarrassed. It became an ongoing joke
Speaker 1: to make sure I dispose of my condoms in the
Speaker 1: clothes kitchen cabinet the rest of the time we lived there.
Speaker 1: We moved out, now got two kids. I've been snipped,
Speaker 1: but whenever we go over there, it's an ongoing joke
Speaker 1: that will continue to come up. So Cyrus, I will
Speaker 1: absolutely send you a staff writer sticker.
Speaker 3: My poor dog though, too. He imagine not going through
Speaker 3: your life at.
Speaker 2: Dessert ever, say I'm seriously, I know someone's dog who
Speaker 2: used to eat used condoms all the time and stuff.
Speaker 2: So they're having a great day. I mean their stomach
Speaker 2: might not feel great exactly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: Gross.
Speaker 1: Here's one from Alexander says, was there not a Friday podcast?
Speaker 1: I was so sad I couldn't get my daily fix
Speaker 1: of Jenny and Bailey, the hottest bitches Minnesota has had
Speaker 1: since the Carter administration.
Speaker 3: You forget it.
Speaker 1: I love that people used my joke about the Carter
Speaker 1: administration of the Reagan administration like Bailey has not kissed
Speaker 1: a boy since the first George Bush administration.
Speaker 3: That's not true anymore.
Speaker 1: So I love that, well, that's true. Yeah, did you
Speaker 1: talk to the trip last night.
Speaker 4: I did talk to Trip last night. I'm talking to
Speaker 4: him right now. He wakes up early to listen to
Speaker 4: the show.
Speaker 1: Oh what's he saying right now?
Speaker 3: Nice? Right now? He told me I was okay.
Speaker 4: So he sent me a picture of Adore the Explorer
Speaker 4: Bowl and he said, this is obligatory because I'm into you.
Speaker 3: Did you know that you are Adorra.
Speaker 1: Bowl, Adorra ball.
Speaker 3: Or you're going with that?
Speaker 1: That is a sweet little Oh my god, is it
Speaker 1: the first stages of love?
Speaker 3: This is the best part, the only good part.
Speaker 1: When you're smitten, When you're smitten with somebody and you
Speaker 1: just kind of get butterflies whenever they send you a text,
Speaker 1: and when you see them you just want to kiss them.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I know, it's.
Speaker 3: Kind of it. That's the best part.
Speaker 4: And that's I'm excited for this part because once it
Speaker 4: goes away, it'll be just kind of shitty again.
Speaker 2: You know, it won't be shitty, but I will say that.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about this last time because Andrew was
Speaker 2: downstairs watching football. I went and crawled up next to
Speaker 2: him and got in the I crawled up next to her.
Speaker 1: Okay, you went and crawled up. I went and crawl Okay,
Speaker 1: I said, wedding crawled him like his wedding crawl something. Okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead.
Speaker 2: And so I was laying in his arms, sinking, like
Speaker 2: oh this is sweet and whatever. And then I was
Speaker 2: like remembering the moments where you weren't sure how close
Speaker 2: you could get to someone and like, you know, the
Speaker 2: touch was so electric and stuff, and instead I'm just
Speaker 2: laying there. He farts eye far it and like that's
Speaker 2: our relationship now, you know, Like it's so wild what
Speaker 2: a relationship becomes. I know, not everyone's like that, but
Speaker 2: what it becomes from like the beginning of this electricity
Speaker 2: and you're like not sure if you should touch them
Speaker 2: or not to, like I'm gonna just lay in your
Speaker 2: arm pit. You kind of smell today, honestly, you need
Speaker 2: a shower. Like that's what it turns into.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, And I love that, you know that
Speaker 1: I mean? And I think that's where you really have
Speaker 1: to love someone to still want to touch them, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like when you first meet, you
Speaker 1: want to touch and you want to do all the things,
Speaker 1: and I think that's great. That is the smitten part
Speaker 1: of the relationship. And then if it boils down to
Speaker 1: I still love to touch you, and that's becomes the norm.
Speaker 1: I think that's great. So all right, so anyway, the
Speaker 1: reason we did not have a Friday podcast is because
Speaker 1: we did boy band Friday. Yeah, and so there was
Speaker 1: no talking. Really, there was no talking. It was all
Speaker 1: boy bands. So I think we did a tiny little thing.
Speaker 1: Bailey and I said, there's no podcast today, thanks for checking, and.
Speaker 3: We did and I uploaded that. But yeah, it was
Speaker 3: because it was boy band Friday.
Speaker 4: Like the only talking we did was like for twenty
Speaker 4: seconds to introduce songs. So it wasn't like we were
Speaker 4: having any real conversations at all, like all day, so
Speaker 4: there wasn't really a point to have a podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So but they're back, I mean every day they're
Speaker 1: back anyway, love you, Jenny and Bailey. I get a
Speaker 1: new car, so I need a sticker And that is
Speaker 1: from Alexandra in Saint Michael, and then she quotes Ailey.
Speaker 1: How'd that sound? What does that mean? What was that reference?
Speaker 3: Oh that's Michael Jackson. How does that sound?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: How does that sound?
Speaker 1: I heard something on Instagram the other day. So when
Speaker 1: you think of the song don't stop till you get enough?
Speaker 1: He goes boom boom boo boom boom boom boom, and
Speaker 1: he's like, I gotta whoo. And then it's the strings
Speaker 1: going no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this violin lead.
Speaker 1: These very beautiful, lush strings. I saw an interview with
Speaker 1: Quincy Jones the other day and Michael Jackson called Quincy
Speaker 1: Jones and says, I don't like the violins. Can you
Speaker 1: take the violins out? And Quincy Jones says, no, they
Speaker 1: are they make it. They are what make it. And
Speaker 1: if you go listen to the song and maybe you
Speaker 1: get a minute too, I wonder if there's a way
Speaker 1: I could pull it up easily. Do you think there's
Speaker 1: a way I could pull it up easily? I'll bet
Speaker 1: I can.
Speaker 3: You might be so you just throw it on Yeah,
Speaker 3: I want to put it on the Q speaker. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: while you're doing that.
Speaker 4: I heard a song over the weekend at Trip's house
Speaker 4: Nancy Sinatra. There's sampling or Nelly samples Nancy Sinatra for
Speaker 4: Hot in Here. Did you know that I did not
Speaker 4: like because then it made me think of the like
Speaker 4: Doja cat paint the Town Red that has the sample
Speaker 4: in it that.
Speaker 1: Samples an old Dean wall yeah, and I was.
Speaker 4: Just like, oh, you got a record player. I choose
Speaker 4: this record because it's Nancy Sinatra and I like her hair.
Speaker 4: And then we were like listening to it and it
Speaker 4: was yeah, it's from Hot in Here. The dun doune
Speaker 4: done done at the beginning of Hot in Here is
Speaker 4: a Nancy Sinatra song. Wow.
Speaker 3: Anyway, that's now you.
Speaker 1: Know I'm looking for Okay, I found it. Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go. I'm gonna play a little bit. Remember it
Speaker 1: starts with the with the bass bum boom.
Speaker 2: And plays on there as you're doing it on your
Speaker 2: box bro.
Speaker 3: Yah see if it.
Speaker 1: Plays here, can you hear that? There's the violins? Hear that? Yeah, Oh,
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. Yes, Steve, it shows up
Speaker 1: on the box pro it does a little bit. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But Michael Jackson one of the and so here's another one.
Speaker 1: I I love how songs are made because to me,
Speaker 1: it's so genius how they create a hit song. And
Speaker 1: that's when I hear like these little pop stars that
Speaker 1: you know, we love, like Sabrina Carpenter and all these
Speaker 1: other people that say, oh, I wrote my own song.
Speaker 1: When Ariana Grande says she wrote a song she didn't.
Speaker 1: She's got a team of writers that do all the
Speaker 1: heavy lifting, and they'll write a couple of lines or
Speaker 1: a little lick so they can get writer's credit and
Speaker 1: therefore tell their fans I wrote this song. Well, crafting
Speaker 1: a hit song is like it's a magic It's like
Speaker 1: doing brain surgery. There are only a few people in
Speaker 1: the world who are really good at Quincy Jones was
Speaker 1: one of them. So Quincy Jones, they're recording the song
Speaker 1: let Me Find It, hold On, give me a second,
Speaker 1: you get a second?
Speaker 3: Yeah, a second?
Speaker 1: Okay, it's called Rock with You. I gotta find it
Speaker 1: hold on and so at the beginning, So at the
Speaker 1: beginning of Rock with You, so the producer comes out
Speaker 1: and tells the drummer, who was later the drummer for
Speaker 1: Toto Fun Fact Wow. They said, hey, we need a
Speaker 1: drum lick that will instantly identify this song as this
Speaker 1: song for the rest of time? Can you do that?
Speaker 1: And the drummer looks up and goes, holy fuck, Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: sure I can do that. So the drummer came up
Speaker 1: with this drum lick, which I'll play for you a
Speaker 1: couple of times. Here it comes. Can you hear that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we tried this way. It might be a little bit better.
Speaker 1: Stop stop stop, Okay, I try to do it this way. No, anyway,
Speaker 1: I think I can hold on one second. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: try it.
Speaker 3: Watch it play on air.
Speaker 4: Probably no, nope, nope, nope, nope, you're playing it on
Speaker 4: air right now.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna do this. You might just cut off roses.
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, you can't put that into control.
Speaker 1: Oh no, are you serious? I cut off War the Roses.
Speaker 3: I don't know. You might have.
Speaker 2: I don't know what time it was supposed to end.
Speaker 2: It would have been very close. You might have got
Speaker 2: to the end of it.
Speaker 1: Well, one is looking at is like what the hell?
Speaker 3: Texting me right now?
Speaker 1: Like what's happening anyway, So there's a fun fact. Someone's
Speaker 1: going to be like, what now, what's going to happen?
Speaker 1: People going to text in and say, what the hell
Speaker 1: just happened on War of the Roses. So that's okay.
Speaker 2: I think we actually got almost right to the end,
Speaker 2: and then you started playing that. You always got to
Speaker 2: play it off the button bar. You could have thrown
Speaker 2: out on the button bar. You could have thrown it
Speaker 2: on one of.
Speaker 1: Them there now that makes sense. Not throw it into
Speaker 1: the regular no.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, because that is what plays live. I
Speaker 2: remember my first day, Dave doesn't ye, I'm.
Speaker 1: Watching text messages to see if people say, what the
Speaker 1: hell just happened with War of the Roses anyway, so
Speaker 1: not to lose the fact that that little drum lick
Speaker 1: was something that the drummer came up with in one
Speaker 1: take at the beginning of rock with you up Up
Speaker 1: up them. So, well, what else you want to talk about?
Speaker 3: Well, forgot any more?
Speaker 1: Do you fuck up at your job? What's the biggest
Speaker 1: fuck up you ever made it your job? Jenny? Anything thing?
Speaker 3: Probably?
Speaker 2: I mean the biggest grip I did here was probably
Speaker 2: when I let bullshit fly on the air.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she didn't know that you could not say bullshit
Speaker 1: is on.
Speaker 4: The air the other day.
Speaker 3: Whoops.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't say that on the air either.
Speaker 1: Not really.
Speaker 4: No, I mean, but we can say bitch, which seems
Speaker 4: it is weird.
Speaker 2: And you also can say ass and whole, but you
Speaker 2: can't say ass whole, so that gets it gets confusing.
Speaker 3: That's why I thought bullshit was loud. Yeah, Well, the.
Speaker 1: Word's got the word ship in it. Jenny yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and we all say yeah, we don't say shit on
Speaker 1: the air.
Speaker 3: I know we don't.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, but we also it is strange that
Speaker 2: you can say bitch you can't say.
Speaker 1: It is a little bit and I still think that
Speaker 1: word is a little bit dicey, like I'll be like, oh,
Speaker 1: you bitch, and people know that I'm joking, like Bailey,
Speaker 1: because you're a little bitch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's Dave, You're a freaking bitch.
Speaker 1: It'd be like and I still kind of like cringe
Speaker 1: every time I hear myself say it because I always
Speaker 1: think of like, you know, little eight year old Jimmy yeah,
Speaker 1: or ten year old Samantha in the car and mom
Speaker 1: won't even let them say stupid, but here we are
Speaker 1: calling each other a bitch. So I remember one time
Speaker 1: I said fuck on the radio, and it was because
Speaker 1: I did something fallon, did something painful to me or
Speaker 1: something and it was funny bit or whatever, and I
Speaker 1: went fuck something like that and I didn't get in trouble,
Speaker 1: but I could have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you dump any of it?
Speaker 1: The boss just said, don't do that again.
Speaker 2: Because we can get fined a bunch of money.
Speaker 1: It used to there's definitely a fine. But I'll give
Speaker 1: you a little bit of a broadcast history. So, after
Speaker 1: the Janet Jackson nipplegate at Super Bowl in like two
Speaker 1: thousand and three or four, the Bush administration was pissed
Speaker 1: because everybody's writing in and saying, my kids were watching
Speaker 1: the super Bowl and here's a big old titty. And
Speaker 1: so the Bush administration really cracked down on saying f
Speaker 1: and shit and all that stuff, and so radio stations
Speaker 1: had to be very careful. And that is going to
Speaker 1: wrap it up on the Minnesota Goodbye