Speaker 1: Made decision a face sunny summer, I had osion night ate. Hey, everybody,
welcome to her crying out loud, it's Friday, Yes, like
it's any different to us. Really, every it's seven days
a week, twenty four to seven. Mom, I know that's it.
Like I don't have a nine to five job.
Speaker 2: So I remember when the kids were really little. Yeah,
I hated the week too. I got to eat today,
me too. I hated three day weekends. Oh my god,
it's the worst. Guy. I was scared. Am I supposed
to do with these? Yes, three whole days?
Speaker 1: I know it's only ten am on Saturday morning. When
else we got back to preschool? Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Back in the day it was I know, Yeah, it
was scary. Now I do really live for the weekends
me too, because you have to get in like I
get a weekend too, except.
Speaker 1: If you have to go to Irvine for tournaments.
Speaker 2: Yes, get on it.
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 2: All right? What's uh?
Speaker 1: What's the halfs?
Speaker 2: So today's Friday. But last weekend I haven't told you about.
My kids had a really good weekend.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: So it happened. What happened is my kids almost always,
as you know, have a horrible day at school?
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, every day.
Speaker 2: Every single day when I picked them up, how is
your day? Mmm? That's what I get. Hmmm that's for
a good day. How's your day? And I'm like, oh
so it's pretty good, okay, no big, no major complaints,
you know, because other times, how's your day? Terrible? That's
what it was for a long time.
Speaker 1: I don't like that sucks.
Speaker 2: As you know, I was racking my brain. Am I
going to send these kids to another school? What am
I going to do? Then? Then Sadie was, as you know,
has all these problems with her social life and friendships,
and you know, there's a this group and that group
doesn't like her, and then she gets her feelings hurt
because she.
Speaker 1: Hasn't found her people. She's not yet hasn't found her groove.
Speaker 2: So then you know how there was I would tell
you that there was like this one group. There were
like sort of these two different groups, and one of
them had been kind of her group last year. But
when I say that, I don't mean she ever hangs
out with any of them at home. It was just
it's hard to explain. But then she would get her
feelings hurt because there's like they all follow one girl.
It doesn't really, that doesn't matter. But remember a couple
of years ago, she had a bff for a while
that you might remember, who had taken her to like
Great Wolf Lodge, and she loved this girl. And I
love this girl. Everything about this girl all good, all
good things.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: So she's she's a sparkly personality. She was the one
that I used to tell you that I really liked
because she tells you.
Speaker 1: What she wants. Yeah I know that, but not ever.
Speaker 2: She's super polite, but if she wants, so, if she's hungry,
she'll be like, hey, can we get something? Can we
have something to eat?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I love that just to me, Hey are you
guys hungry?
Speaker 2: Do you want something? Are you sure? Because you don't
need anything for hours?
Speaker 1: You have to drag it out of them interrogation or.
Speaker 2: When you go like this, hey do you guys want
to go to Menchi's? And then the guest will go
like like those I just did something that's not cool
for I just shrugged my shoulders, right, but not in
a shrug like I really don't care, but in like okay, yeah,
I mean I guess. So yeah, what I mean, I
guess so, I know, could you imagine nonverbal I guess
so me because like as.
Speaker 1: A kid when you had like, could you imagine if
your mom's first of all, my mom had no friends,
but if she had a friend that walked in and
was like, hey, you want to go for ice cream?
And I just went, hmmm, come come ask me in
about two hours maybe.
Speaker 2: Like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: That's what they do? Want it like like hello, go yeah, sure, right, Hey,
Sonny's got a friend Joey, who Adam loves because he's
always like, even if he's in the middle of a
playing a video game on the screen, like you walk
in and you're like, hey, boys, he always turns and
goes hey, and so we always go, h is that
Joey's that? Hey? O Joey, here you go. Hey, how's
it going.
Speaker 2: It's so funny. I love that. Yeah. Yeah, it makes
a big difference. It does tells you a lot about
the kido, right. Yeah, So this girl was always great.
I'm so happy about their friendship. And it was really
one of the first girls that Sadie ever really sparked
up around, like just seemed happy. Yeah, And as you
might remember, this, but this was like two years ago
because fourth grade, this was not they weren't really friends anymore.
So this was like in third grade they were pretty
much BFFs. Okay, so something happened. You might remember that.
I was like, uh, I don't know what's going on
with Sadie, and her friend like said one day, like,
I don't know, she's not hanging out with me, she
doesn't really talk to me, and she couldn't figure out
what she'd done wrong. But and then Sadie got pretty
sad for a long time. Like then she made friends
with Talkies, but talks wasn't always nice either. If you recall,
she once left left a note in Sadie's like cubby
or whatever that was like you're annoying. Remember it was
because please don't do blah blah blah, it's really annoying.
And it was I can't remember what it was, but
I was like, okay, yes.
Speaker 1: Please don't eat my snacks. Couldn't go to fucking er
because that's kind of annoying exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Andrew, So Talkies was the kind of girl that
would like go through your pantry and like its just
slowly a bit naughty, right, okay.
Speaker 1: Which whatever, I was happy at to have it.
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't care if you rob me blind,
as long as you hang out with my daughter, it's fine.
Go through my night side table. You know, he found
some lube.
Speaker 1: What's this for?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm cool. Just don't write, don't tell my daughter
she's annoying, and you can have all my woo woo
play that you want.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Don't bring this home to your mom. Don't don't eat
it either, still be in the er, so I just
don't eat it. Did my daughter eat something greasy? Uh?
Because she's been throwing up and it's left a grease
spot on my floor. No, not that I know of.
Speaker 1: I had to work playing.
Speaker 2: I stot okay, smelled good. I don't know what that is. Yeah,
oh my god.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Then I see her at school and she's like, you know,
kids should not be eating lube. Oh, thank you for
that's a PSA, thank you? I didn't whoa. I'm yeah,
I'm terribly sorry. She can't go to your house if
she's gonna be eating. I don't know what that accent is.
It's like sort of Asian. She's not Asian anyway, So
out of nowhere. You might remember a couple of weeks ago,
the good kid out of nowhere. It's like heyo, Like
she's like back again. This girl's name is Leila. I'm
not saying anything bad about her, so I'll just use
her real name.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, Leayla's back in the picture. A
few weeks ago, Sadie's like, Laila once have a playdate?
Uh huh. Now you might remember this. This was a
while ago. I tried to text the mom and I
was like, hey, for a while I was trying, I
was that mom. I was like, hey, uh, do you
think our kids could get together? And she would always
say no. She was always busy, right, poor mom was
going through her own stuff, but also just didn't I
guess she felt bad, yeah, and she didn't want to
have a call. She didn't want to be like, I
don't know why my daughter doesn't like your daughter anymore.
She didn't want to have that conversation, so she just didn't.
So she'd just be like, we're so busy some other time,
you know, And then there was never any other time.
And then eventually I was like I'm not asking anymore. Then,
like a whole year goes by and we're hanging out
with talkies, making do right, and then out of nowhere
this year she tells me, oh, Leilah wants to have
a plate. And now I'm like, look, I'm like a
dog that you caick downstairs, you know, like I still
love you, but I'm scared to you now. Yes, So
I'm like, I don't know that's on. That's you. You
talk to her and you work it out. If I
hear from her mom and you, she legitimately has actually
told her mom I want to have c Sadie, then
I'll fine with me. Of course, so that didn't really happen,
but I didn't touch the mom. Eventually she swore to
me that they wanted to and then the mom was like, yeah,
they want to hang out. So a couple weeks ago,
maybe a month ago, she slept over at our house
and it was remember I told you that. I'm pretty
sure I told you this on the podcast. Yeah, because
I was in the car with them, and the girl
said to Sadie, how come we stopped hanging out?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: And then and Sadie played it cool. I told you
and was like, I don't know yeah, she was like,
I think it's because they put us in different classes
in fourth grade. Shouldn't have done that, she'd have slept anyway.
Speaker 1: It was all good as gold, right.
Speaker 2: And then they had a great time, and then they
were kind of planning the next one. And then they've
been friends at school and Sadie's been much happier so
then the other day. So then for weekends coming up,
the mom and I would she would be like, oh,
so we can't do it this weekend, but like we'd
love to have her next weekend. Then it didn't happen.
But then and like Friday, last Friday. I love the mom.
She's super she's very sweet. She's really nice. Yeah, always
been nice. I never had a problem with the mom.
It was just that she wouldn't be straight with me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: At one point she did tell me, she said, Layla's
been hanging out with this other girl who will go
without a name, and she said, in the other girl
seems to be a little controlling and bossy, and for
a long time was like kind of not letting her
hang out with Sadie.
Speaker 1: I hate that there are that's those girls. How to
be weeded out and to have a talking tale.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so what do you But at that, you know what,
I would get that thing where I'd be like, I
want to send an email to this mom, this mom
and this mom and go look, yeah, I have been
holding my tongue for since kindergarten. But your girls be bitches, yes,
but you know you can't. You just can't because they're
going to be like, whoa, she's crazy, yeah, which I
kind of am. So I don't want to show my
car change my crazy car.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, I'm not there. I don't know what part Sadie's
playing in it. I don't know if like Sadie's paranoid
and they look at her the.
Speaker 1: Wrong way and she's like, oh, I don't know, you
don't know, You're not there.
Speaker 2: So and also Sadie would be mortified if I ever
did that, And I'm just I really do want Sadie
to learn those lessons and kind of figure it out.
But of course I get heartbroken, of course friends of course,
So Friday, Sadie says, Layla and I really want to
have a sleepover, and I was like, okay, well I'll
I reached out to the mom and she said, yeah,
can she come over tonight and I asked Sadie, and
Sadie was like, uh yeah. And here's another thing about Sadie.
Even though beggars can't be choosers, Sadie is she's a chooser.
She does not get like you could be like this
person wants to see you and she's like.
Speaker 1: Hmm, Jennifer Aniston wants to come hang out. Hm hmmm.
Speaker 2: She's like, what's Courtney?
Speaker 1: What else do that?
Speaker 2: That's why I really kind of bond with I'm like,
but Courtney Cox does not want to be your friend,
Jennifer Aniston does. I mean, I'll just stay home, I'll
just play roebox.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. That's how Sadie is.
Speaker 2: She's like non, you know.
Speaker 1: Right, right, beggars can't be choosers.
Speaker 2: But she but she kind of is like, but she
gets super excited about Leilah. So anyway, I tell her.
So she goes to Layla's house. They're having a great time.
She's like a different person. They FaceTime me. They're both
giggling and like laughing about something.
Speaker 1: What is it about Leila though that you think that
she Because I feel like they I think Layla's really funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she's got a sparkly personality. I think
she's very upbeat, but she's also very smart, and she
is just not boring, Like she's not. She doesn't you
know how we talked about. There's another girl that Sadie's
friends with, but she's kind of little girlish. Yeah, and
she still plays with dolls. I think I think Sadie
likes a contemporary like somebody that likes doing the stuff.
You know, Layla loves making slime. She's like she's a
little mischievous too, in a fun, fun way. Yeah, she's
you know. Okay, so I have to tell you what
they did, which was pretty funny. Okay, So so they
have a sleepover. They have a great time at her house,
at her house, which we both know is like pretty great.
When they get invited something.
Speaker 1: To someplace else, I know, it's always at our freaking
always at.
Speaker 2: Our high too.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I was like excited for Sadie, and my kids are
not used to that. They don't do that well. Like
I was getting texts from Sadie on the iPad, you know, uh,
starting to get homesick, and I'm like, you can do it. Yeah,
you're not going to want to wake up in your
own bed. You are, You're gonna be sad because you're
going to have more fun with Layla tomorrow because the
mom's like, she can hang tomorrow too. Yeah, it's fine.
And Sadie was all about that. She's like, how long
can I stay tomorrow? She says that they don't have plans,
so you can hang out all day. She's like, Natalia, yeah,
So she was so happy about that. So I said,
you're going to be so mad if I come pick
you up. You can do this. This was at like
eleven thirty. Oh wow, so she's first They text me together,
they FaceTime me. Can we stay up till eleven thirty?
I was like, bitches, you're.
Speaker 1: Not my eye. Do your own change? You do you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: You got another mom there?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, right now my old kids got more. Anyway, one
story short. She falls as she sleeps there she I
don't hear from her again after eleven thirty. The next day,
they hang out all day. Then they miraculously Xander and
Sadie had gotten invited to a birthday party, which I
told you I was complaining they never get invited to stuff, right,
But they got invited to this sweet kid's birthday party.
Nice a boy, and Xander was who's friends with this kid?
But we had invited this child to Xander and Sadie's
birthday party and gotten no response. Not I texted the
evite and I emailed the evite and they never responded.
So I was like, had kind of lost hope in
this friendship, but out of nowhere we get invited. Well,
it turns out Layla had also been invited. So but
in the afternoon, Sadie facetimes me again. She's like, hey,
Leila got invited to this party too. Can we just
meet you at the party which didn't start till six
thirty at night?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: So I said Saturday night now, now this is for
Saturday night, Okay? So I said, yeah, that's fine. Then
they text me again before the party and they and they're.
Speaker 1: Like, can we have another sleepover at our house?
Speaker 2: Honestly, I've never been happier for my child because she
hasn't had that in two years. They did a double
sleepover two years ago. She sounded so happy.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 2: Nothing makes me happier than hearing Sadie happy. Yeah, she
was so happy, And I said, yeah, is it okay
with her mom and they said yeah. She says it's okay,
and I go, sure, pack a bag and bring it
to the party, right and then you guys will come.
They're like, it's not going to get over till eight
thirty anyway, so can like. Yeah. So Saturday night they
went to the party. They had a great time.
Speaker 1: That's nice.
Speaker 2: Saturday at a great time. I bring them all back
to our house. All three of them have a great
time and they wake up in the morning. I went
and got them donuts like it was like old school
fun time, and Sadie was like high from it all
day long. Oh so this is this is why I
think they're friends. So Saturday night, at this birthday party
was at a Glowzone. There's a thing at Glowzone if
you've ever been there. I was just there, okay, called
soft City, which is for the babies. Yeah, where like
you have to be seven or and then accompanied by
either an older sibling or a parent or okay, it's
like a baby area. So the girls come up to me.
I got there towards the end of the party to
pick them up, and both of them come up to
me and they are laughing. Their butts off and they're
giggling and they're like, mom, they said, Layla told the
people that were little kids. She said she was seven
and I'm our older sister who's ten, and they said
we have to have a parent to prove that if
we want to play in Soft City. We made up
fake names. We told them our names are Penelope and Trina,
and then they it was some last name like Belvedere,
right right, our names are this and we're seven and
ten and we told them that, so, but you have
to come and tell them that that's true, which was
so something I would have done. I thought it was
so funny. So I had to go with them to
the Soft City area and tell the lady. I was like, yeah,
can they and she was like yeah, but they have
to have a parent here.
Speaker 1: So what do you think? I am? Who are you
talking to?
Speaker 2: But they're like you have to stay.
Speaker 1: I'm like all right.
Speaker 2: So I was like you guys, and I had to
go with like go with it. I was like, Penelope,
where are your shoes? Like what are we out clubbing?
Speaker 1: I did the same. I did the same thing to
Glow Zone too, kind of. I pulled one over on them.
Well you know, you got to sign them in. You know,
you got you get to these places and they want
you to sign okay, like they need a parent.
Speaker 2: You got to get like life insurance before them, like
you do the airport because they want to.
Speaker 1: Get sued, so they want a parent's signature that you know,
you got to tell the parent to email them. I
had a time to sign a thing blah blah blah
blah blah, and I was like, did your parents We
forgot to do that, right, Like I brought four kids.
Each kid brought a friend, and I'm looking at Annie,
and I'm looking at Nathan's I Mentalia and I.
Speaker 2: Go because Glozone didn't even used to ask for them.
It was only the sky high right where you were
pretty sure you're going to get a broken ankle right
at the very.
Speaker 1: Least will tell you for sure. So so we're walking
and she's like, okay, well you gotta sign in and
they need their parents' signature, and I was like, okay,
So I just put Nathan Corolla, Sonny Carole, Dia Corolla,
and uh, you know Josephine Corolla right, and they're all
four quads. Padrick on the same birthday, same birthday two
thousand and six. And then she's like, okay, so all
these four are yours. And I said, yep, you're gonna
do about it. You're gonna challenge me. She's like twenty
years old, Are you gonna challenge it? I said yep.
She's like, okay, that'll be uh. I was like, okay,
that's what I thought. I fucking gonna get on the
phone and call Nathan's mom and can you send him that?
Like anybody reads any of that anyways, They don't know,
they don't. It's all just for you know.
Speaker 2: I know somebody's gonna send us an email about that
or Facebook message me and go, well, you know they
do that for a reason because the blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's some reasons somewhere in the weeds, but
it's not my problem. I don't know I know why
they do it. I'm just if something shit goes down,
it's not gonna because I called their last name by
the wrong last name and said they were my kid. Right,
it's something's gonna go down. Because it's going to go down, right,
somebody's gonna sue somebody. They're gonna sue somebody that's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we are living in a sue happy like
just ask Garrels.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's representing them, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Who uh Jesse?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Yes, the guy Okay, what's his last name? The one
Smollette every day on the Today Show's on there?
Speaker 2: Okay, Lynette. I think that it's not h I think
that he really was attacked. You do, I do? Well,
because something came out, new news came out that the
check that they're like, oh, well, he wrote us this check.
But the check he wrote them was for training him
and it was like a legitimate thing. He wrote them
a check for like thirty to the two guys, to
the two guys because you know, everyone was like, I
can't believe he wrote him a check, Like how dumb
are you to write a check for them to beat
him up? But he didn't write a check for that.
He wrote a check for them to train him. And
he really did have a thing like a music video
or whatever that they that he was paying them. I
think that he really was attacked. No, I don't. I
think he really was attacked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, Garrgos is defending him. Well, Garagos is more
defending from what I hear the police department, I should call.
Speaker 2: I should be a witness. I mean, like, listen, I
read some stuff on TMZ, so I know, want to
I know a little bit about a little bit.
Speaker 1: He doesn't like the way the Chicago Police Department handled it. Yeah,
and he going to take them to task. He's going
to take them to town.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well they've been known for some corruption, the Chicago
police department. Yeah, I'm going to talk to him.
Speaker 1: Ye.
Speaker 2: Scott Mayerson guilty, Okay, I think we can both agree
on that. But I will help you with this. Jesse, well,
let that go.
Speaker 1: He will not let he The guy could not be
more guilty.
Speaker 2: It's insane.
Speaker 1: He'll tell you at a Thanksgiving dinner why he is
not guilty, like why he's in is it? And you know,
just he has that way about him, the way he talks.
Speaker 2: I mean, you could also tell me that OJ's not guilty,
but he's guilty.
Speaker 1: It's OJS and he wants to watch the O J.
Simpson story. Should let him? I should.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, he's not that go.
Speaker 1: He watched Casino for God's sakes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm telling you, I don't there the OJ thing
that there are so many from listening to all my
crime yeah shows, it's amazing how many complete psychopaths are
out there that ale.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a good book for you that I'm
listening to. It's another one of that guy. It's a
true it's true story. Maybe you know this story. It
happened in the eighties and this this guy. Okay, it's written,
it's written. It's Jack Olsen's book New York Times bestselling author,
Salt of the Earth. It's called and it's yeah right,
it's narrating, Don't break a rip. It's narrated by Kevin Pierce,
the guy that has the voice that we like from
you know, Little Children. He narrates it. And the thing
that's great about this book though, is even though as
much as me and you like the gory and the
details and stuff, that stuff does come, but it doesn't come,
and he builds it's a true story, but he tells
the story of the parents. It's the little girl got
kidnapped and killed. I guess, I mean we I don't.
I didn't look up the story because I wanted to
be surprised along the way. But as of right now,
she's missing. And the guy that's the purp is a
he had like, uh wrote, uh what is uh not
road rage? Royd rage.
Speaker 2: Oh that's what he's saying.
Speaker 1: Well that's what the police. Yeah, he was. He was
taking a lot of steroids and he was beating the
shit out of his wife. And he he was known
for the he's been known for some of the rapes
that are happened. It was happened near Seattle in Washington.
But they grew up out here in Fontana, and then
the dad moved the family to Washington so he could
make more money or something like that. And the dad's
kind of an alcoholic. He becomes more of an alcoholic
when his daughter goes missing. And it's just it's a
sad story. But they tell he tell you Bill, He
tells you the story of the family kind of and
I usually don't like that. I'm like, just get to
the point. But it is kind of interesting how the
parents meet and then they fall in love, then they
have their kids. But also, what kind of a dad
the dad. It wasn't a perfect family. The dad had
alcoholism in his family, and then he developed alcohol. He
got more and more alcoholic as stress took a part
of his life. And then when his daughter goes missing.
It's just heartbreaking. He like blames himself because he first
moved the family there, but then also he went to
work that one day. He should have been home with
the kids. Instead he just went to work. And it
was like, you know, it was early. It was like
nineteen eight. I think the girl is like my age,
or maybe a year younger than me. But it was like,
you know, they let the babysitter go because she was twelve,
and she's old enough to take care of her two
younger brothers. And she's very responsible. She seemed like an
owlbie like she was very going by the rules and
very responsible. And she was also like a sonny. She
was a scaredy cat and she would see like, you know,
she would like her worst night, where would be to
be kidnapped? And like she always wanted to where's mom,
where's little Mikey? You know, she wanted to know where
the brothers were all the time, and you know they
so lbie. I know, and it's so sad.
Speaker 2: I can't even imagine. I'm the I was last night
I tried to get John. I'm gonna get that book
I'm reading right now. What I call it reading but
I'm listening listening, uh to, because I really like this
podcast The Dropout. Elizabeth what's her name?
Speaker 1: Oh, the girl the woman.
Speaker 2: That that invented Sarah Sarah Sarah. Listen, you're listening to
a fifth year old woman. So come on, guys, Sarah
Sarah whatever Elizabeth from Sarah. Okay, you don't need to
know last names or second uh you know second syllables
of everything. Hey, sound we're on a first syllable basis.
So did you google it for me?
Speaker 3: There's a lot of dropouts The Dropout.
Speaker 2: It's about Elizabeth Farahose Okay, farah Nose is the name
of a company that's supposed to test your blood, and
it was this huge case where she got she's basically
probably going to jail.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, it's really.
Speaker 2: There's a podcast called The Dropout. You gotta listen to it.
It's a really good podcast. The book is called Bad
Blood and it's very interesting but too hard for me.
Speaker 1: John loved the book.
Speaker 2: He listened to it. He was like, oh, it's so good.
He's like, are you listening? I go, I mean I
listened to the first probably made it through an hour
of it and like it's too hot. I can't keep
up with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 2: Listening to somebody calling a sports game, like the announcers
if you don't really know the sport.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: It's like, even if you do know the sport, if
you were just listening to, say a football game, you
wouldn't be It would be hard to know what's going
on for me. Yeah yeah, so too, ye right, I'm like,
did they make a touchdown? Tell me that I know,
but this is what they were like, Oh, the he
made he picked up the yard line.
Speaker 1: Well that's what it's like.
Speaker 2: But with like venture capitalist Trump, where you're like, and
then this happened, and then that happened. Then the science, Like,
I'm not a fucking scientist.
Speaker 1: I know speak English.
Speaker 2: I did not do well in high school. This needs
to be a book for everybody. You are not speaking
to a layman. John's like, I did not find it
hard to follow it all. I'm like, fuck off, I
want a divorce. Okay, anyway, so that book is too hard.
Speaker 1: You listened to the podcast before you listen to the book.
Speaker 2: I've been listening to the podcast book much like the Powells.
I had listened to the book and then I also
liked the podcast. I was like, this could go both ways.
I'm liking the podcast, I might also like the book. Yes, no,
not too much.
Speaker 1: But a scientist.
Speaker 2: So I had watched Abducted in Plain Sight? Have you
seen it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so that's insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean the.
Speaker 2: Girl gets a kidnapped, right, and meanwhile the dad's given
the guy handy, the mom's having sex with the guy.
He's a total, like pathological liar pedophile. Right, everybody is
like basically in bed with this pedophile.
Speaker 1: Yes, that'll take it over. It's on Netflix. That's the
one that you told me to watch like months ago,
and you've ever got to watch sane because people are
so dumb in this thing and it's a true story.
But you're like, you can't believe it took my daughter
for two months. Don't you do that again?
Speaker 2: Yes, they're like you better stop that. I'm still gonna
be having sex with you, but don't stop with the
taking my daughter. That's too much. Now you've got to wait.
You took her again. That's too much. I told you wait.
Now you're marrying her. Come on, dude, that's not cool.
Speaker 1: I know that's my daughter. She's a lad. Gay twelve
and explain that it's bad.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is a big spoiler alert, so if you
haven't seen it yet, fast forward like twenty seconds. But honestly,
I'm not telling you that. You gotta watch it for yourself. Yes,
the dad is like that that was my daughter. That
was so bad. This guy, means, seemed like a great guy,
sent this fruit bask How bad could he be? I
was like, whoa, hello there this heyo, this guy's a
great guy. But then we went for a drive and
he said, oh, hate my wife so frustrated she will
not have sex with me. And I've got oh, I
just need some release. I need some release. And he's
like so, I mean, he's like, hey, could you give
me some release? And he was like, I mean, this
is a great guy. Did send me a fruit basket.
The least I could do for this guy is help
him out. A lit'll help a fella out. He's like, so,
I I feel terrible about it, but I did masturbate him.
I broke my vows. I masturbated. I took his penis
in my hand and I just stroked it and stroked
it until some com came out. And oh, it was glorious,
But I mean it's terrible.
Speaker 1: I broke my.
Speaker 2: Vows, that's true. That's like how he forgot.
Speaker 1: And that was worse that I bet he kidnapped his
own daughter. You got to can gut the guy's daughter,
or that he broke his vows because he had to
give him a hand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he like his wife then the wife, right,
is every interview that the mom is is she has
this twinkle in her eye and she's just like and
then he told me things, but he said, you're quite
a woman. She was like, and I couldn't haven't had
those feelings in a long time because I mean I
had been married like twelve or thirteen years, so he
was making me feel like, I don't know. So then
he just we Yeah, I mean we took off our
clothes and we had intercourse.
Speaker 1: And this was after he kidnapped her daughter.
Speaker 2: Right after he kidnapped her daughter for two months and
was having sex with their daughter twelve years old, kidnapped,
took her off, was drugged her, and was sleeping with her.
Speaker 1: Oh, and made a tape telling her that that they're
aliens and that in order to save the universe, you
got and the daughter's telling the story like she's there,
she's a grown woman now that he was playing this
thing in the camper that he took her in, over
and over, like we're aliens. We're going to destroy the
earth unless your father gives him a hand job and
you have sex with me. You gotta have sex with
me and have to lay down and have sex with him,
not me. I mean him. When I say me, I
mean him. This is the alien talking now, or the
earth is right, or though you need to save the earth,
or it's gonna explode. Then he goes to jail. Before
he goes to jail.
Speaker 2: He's John goes it's like Cartman's voice on the alien.
He couldn't come up with something better than that.
Speaker 1: Care checks with me, scream you guys, hey, I say,
hand jack, don't touch it that way now. But then
he says, then he goes to jail. Before he goes
off to jail, he tells a little girl, Hey, by
the way, remember the alien stuff that does he and
don't tell him because if you do, the Earth's gonna explode.
You're gonna ruin everything. So just wait till I guess jail,
and then I'll give you further I mean, the alien
will give you further instructions, and she did right.
Speaker 2: So then the parents they sign the thing. All that
BI is like, holy shit, this girl was kidnapped for
two months. He's going to jail. The parents are like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa who made case? Who forgot to mention that we
got a fruit basket? We probably never said anything about
the fruit basket.
Speaker 1: We that's all bad. I should have told you that.
Speaker 2: He's pretty nice guys, kind of a nice guy.
Speaker 1: Like, come on, now, let's not get too harsh. He
put her in a camper as well, like he tied
her up and like did things.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean, okay, he did tie her up, but
it did things, but it's not like I.
Speaker 1: Mean, come on, let's see.
Speaker 2: Basically, the guy's like, I'm gonna tell everybody that I
had sex with husband and sex with the wife unless you,
like sign a thing saying that we had permission. I
had permission. So they're like, all right, so they do that.
Then he kidnaps her again.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, Then the FBI comes on the screen. He goes,
he goes, I told the Martins to stay away from
this guy and never talk to him again. When he
goes bad. They didn't listen to me at all. That's
they didn't listen.
Speaker 2: He goes like this, he goes and they listened to me,
not at all, not at all.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like thinking to myself, they didn't listening.
You're like, what now, what they do? Now? Yeah, you
already kidnapped her. He's going to jail, now what right?
He comes out of jail.
Speaker 2: And by the way, the guy's brother is like, oh, yeah, yeah,
my brother's a pedophile. I mean, he tried to have
sex with our sister when she was six, but you know,
she said no, she told on him. So yeah, I mean,
the guy's always been a pedophile. He's always kind of
perverb He likes young girls.
Speaker 1: He likes you. It's not my thing, he said that.
He's like, it's not my kind of thing, but he
likes young girls. I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 2: So okay, but I got a backup subductor the plane site.
So I last night John and I we just celebrated
our anniversary feteen years been together almost twenty. But so
I was like, so John wants to watch The Fry
I don't know the yeah, yeah, oh yeah documentary. Yeah,
so he wants to watch that, and I'm like, I've
been trying to get you to watch Abducted and playing
Sight with me for a while. So John says, I'm
sure we relay it on this. John's like, I don't
want I'm not interested in your your crime documentary. I
don't want to be sad. I know it's a Sunday night.
I want to have a nice night with my wife.
We just had some sushi. Why can't we watch the
Fry documentary and laugh at people? And I was like,
I promise you we're gonna be laughing at people. An
abduction planes Sight, Well, I'd kind of forgotten. I'd already
watched it from a sleep towards the last half hour,
and then I fell asleep again. Okay, So John does
not like stuff that's sad though, and he does not
like stuff about like raping young girls.
Speaker 1: You know. I'm like, I'm used to it.
Speaker 2: I not only do have I listened every episode of
Sorta and Tales, but I do certain.
Speaker 1: Skill read like that's the old hat to me.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm like, that's Tuesday morning breakfast. That's not anything
out of the ordinary for me. I don't even think
of that. I'm like, but the hand dop thing is
gonna We're gonna get some way.
Speaker 1: Did you get that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right, I'm like, hang on, it gets funny. John's like
this is not funny, Like this is not compelling.
Speaker 1: This is sad.
Speaker 2: I'm like, because it's all about the raping and the
kidnapping at the beginning, I'm like, hey, hang on, hang on,
this guy's so crazy. It's gonna get better. And then
I start falling asleep and John's like, what what what's
falling asleep? He's like tapping me, checking to see if
I'm my breathing, his hand in front of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in front.
Speaker 2: He does that fit in front of my face. I'm like,
I'm up, I'm up, I'm up. I'm watching.
Speaker 1: Are you watching? He's like, I'm watching, but this is
like so sad. I'm like, but the people are stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I fall asleep. I wake up this morning
or John wakes me up like it must have been
like three in the morning. He's like, you fell asleep.
Speaker 1: Because the guy committed suicide.
Speaker 2: He goes, this is a lot. This is not the
fry documentary.
Speaker 1: I want to see millennials stuck out in the desert
eating fucking ham cheese sandwich when they were was loped.
Speaker 2: Yeah, John was so mad he did not see He
didn't so which document?
Speaker 1: Wait? Did you watch the fry one? Did you know?
Speaker 2: I told him I don't want to watch the one
by the Fuck You Boys or whatever, the the one
that's kind of Netli like the one that's by the
guys that put it together, that where they're sort of
defending it. I don't want to watch that one.
Speaker 1: But now there's Yeah, you don't want to watch the
one that he's in, the one that the dude's in,
right right, except that one. So gart Goos's boy. He
was our boy too. He's my lawyer and I imitate
him perfectly. He was on Adam Show recently. He's in
the Hulu one, which is the one the guy's in.
He's in it a lot, but he's he's in it
throughout the whole thing almost. But in the Netflix one
he's in towards the end, which is what's the name
is ben He? It says from Garagos Garrigos. Ben He
defends he tastes taking on the class action lawsuit against
this guy. Oh okay, so he's totally like talking about
what a scumbag this guy is.
Speaker 2: Oh, so he's not in the one by the guy
then he is.
Speaker 1: He's to be honest, he's in more of that one.
But that one about the front with the guy in it,
it wasn't skewed towards how great it was skewed like
what a scumbag he is. Like they they throw some
hardball questions at him and right like they're interviewing him
and they're like didn't you fucking like what the fuck?
And everything was like any answer he gave was like, yeah,
I can't talk about that. They made him look really
which was better? To be honest, I think the Hula
one's better. Really, Okay, I watched the Netflix one first.
I'm not just saying this because Ben Mysayas is in
a lot of the set of the Hulu. I don't know.
They're both good. I mean it's they're both pretty much
showing what a fucking psycho, sociopath, nutjob, crazy, maniacal dude
who needs to be behind bars. And that's another thing.
He gets arrested and he's out on bail and FBI's
following him and then he's starting up another scam. You
gotta watch it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I steered John wrong by making him watch him.
I should have known my husband better that he wouldn't
enjoy it. Yeah, I mean he enjoyable.
Speaker 1: He's crazy. How dumb they are? Yeah, I mean the
dad with the I mean, he's just this nice, sweet guy.
And in the middle of it, he's like, so I
had to give hm a hand job. Feel and he
cries a lot, and he goes, you know, I feel
good about that.
Speaker 2: I mean, you're laughing, but you're like, I know, but
you're like the guy. They're like, yeah, he took a
really kind of an unnatural interest in jan right, and
then they show a series of photos that he took,
these like sexually post photos when she was like ten
in her nightgown now, and you're like, oh wait, what
about the part where they're like, he said, well, part
of my therapy is like, you're not gonna believe this.
Oh yes, he goes, you're not going to believe this.
But my therapist says, you know, but I was molested
when I was a young boy by an aunt. And
part of my therapy is I need to like sleep
with your daughter, I need to lay down with her. Right,
So for four nights a week for like a year
before he kidnapped her. He just slept with her in
bed and played cassette tapes. Right, But the therapist made going,
now she's stroking your body.
Speaker 1: It's so weird it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, John was just like, what am I watching? What
is what's happened?
Speaker 1: Because this this guy was like a friend of theirs,
like a friend of the family. In the very beginning,
he's married, he's got a wife, the wives and kids.
The kids are playing, the wives are playing, and the
dads are hanging. It's like a normal all American USA town, right.
But then all of a sudden he starts taking interest
in Jan, not the other sisters, but Jan the youngest,
and starts zoning in on her. And yes, so that's the.
Speaker 2: One that the pictures of her hanging out with, right,
And then.
Speaker 1: He tells that's right, that was the craziest thing. He
tells them, part of my therapy because I was molested,
is to lay down with your daughter every night while
she's in bed, but not touch each other, but lay
there and play play this audio recording.
Speaker 2: But he was raping her too. He was leaving her
sleeping pills, and he was told the parents, I'm giving
her these vitamins. Yeah, and her special vitamins.
Speaker 1: And they're like, okay, Joe, have funnacy in the morning,
you have a good night's sleep, and you have Schapillow.
Speaker 2: What's not to like about it? That? The documentary?
Speaker 1: I think John is the crazy one.
Speaker 2: What else did we have anything else about? I was
just going to tell you that I'm I feel in
a little funk about podcasts because a lot of my
podcasts are done. I need you guys to give you
something elseggestions. I listened to Here's What's on my list
twenty twenty forty eight hours. No new I've listened to
them all. Uh Chris Hayes Breakdown, which hasn't had a
new season in a while.
Speaker 1: They did the Which one was that?
Speaker 2: That was the one that did the Hot Car Dad?
Oh yeah, it was so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they haven't done anything. I thought that's that.
Speaker 2: No, they've been off for a while. Case closed? Have
you heard of case closed? I hate it when I
opened my app and it says.
Speaker 1: You're all caught up. I know, fuck you taunting you
come up.
Speaker 2: With something else, come up with another episode. So that's
case closed? Is about a girl who disappeared. I don't know,
it's a little bit boring.
Speaker 1: Oh it is, Oh okay, the one you were saying
like it kind of it should be better, but they
can if they would just the fat.
Speaker 2: No, that was a different one that I unsubscribed to
because I was like, I need to know if this
ever comes to fruition and I found out it doesn't. Oh,
that was called sleuth okay, And I don't know. I
could be I could be combining things in my head.
Speaker 1: What about theth that was about the girl who?
Speaker 2: Okay, then almost case felt cold? I don't have a
new episode.
Speaker 1: Cold is still going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's still going. Okay, but that's pretty much wrapping up.
I mean that's almost done. Uh, I don't have any
more of the What about serial? Oh over my Dead
Body is really good, really, but there's only been like
four episodes.
Speaker 1: What's that about?
Speaker 2: Okay, it's about this guy. It's about a guy. It's
about a husband and wife who seem like they have
a good marriage, but then they get divorced. Then the
husband ends up shot in the face. Now they're trying
to find out who did it.
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, it's really good.
Speaker 2: It's very good. You'll really like.
Speaker 1: Real audio tapes and stuff like that. Yeah, they do. Yeah,
I love that.
Speaker 2: Lots of it's right up our alley. It's just that
it's there's not a ton of episodes. Okay, the dropout,
I have no new episode.
Speaker 1: And that's kind of serial Killers. It depends on I
have serial Killers.
Speaker 2: That much I like, I don't. I mean once in
a while, but I like the ones that are about Yeah,
I don't know, I know, like common every day like yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
but I think it's beat.
Speaker 1: Make a career out of it. Just do it once, right,
then tell us about it. Yeah, not just do it,
but just to have a bad Saturday night right in
Tarzana in this up the Steep decade.
Speaker 2: If all the crimes could happen and Encino, I would
appreciate that on your podcast you could just do the
Encino murderers and it.
Speaker 1: Was just like in the last ten twenty not past
thirty years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just go on like nextdoor dot com and follow
some cases.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about your podcast for a second. Hello, Yeah,
what's the other podcast?
Speaker 2: Rose?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: So you mean on rose Pricks. So on rose Pricks.
Our Patreon is always about Ronnie and I both read
posts from our our local nextdoor dot com.
Speaker 1: It's hilarious.
Speaker 2: It's really funny because our neighborhoods are so different. Mine
is so suburban and Ronnie lives in who.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so his always like.
Speaker 2: Bitchy queen's getting mad about like you know, somebody's chiuala
yapping too loud or just just funny.
Speaker 1: Right, they have got to be no crime going down there.
Speaker 2: Oh no, there's lots of crime. Yeah, there's I don't know,
just like there'll be something like, you know, some methhead
was out, like you know, banging on people's garbage cans
in the middle.
Speaker 1: Of the night.
Speaker 2: There's just there's crazy stuff, really yeah, but ours is
always okay. So we have a neighbor situation where some
you know, when there's like one super crazy one and
they come in the middle of somebody's thread and just
get out about something. So there's a pose a whole
post about people who have a rat problem. And then
this lady comes out some and she starts going on
about like I know, you guys are talking about me
and my house, and then she writes a cease and
desist letter to like nextdoor dot com and then somebody
takes the letter and posts it in the middle of
this thread. It was so crazy, the ongoing drama. And
then of course there's it always devolves into arguing in
the middle of a thread about something that's not even
related to what the original post was about. And then
some the next door police come in and like close
down the thread.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Wait, by the way, the rat problem,
Drew said it was going to be an epidemic. He
called it like months ago, and now I saw it
on the news. It's becoming an epidemic that the the
rats have typhus. Is that the name of it. Yeah,
they're carrying typhus, and so it's becoming a huge problem,
and especially in downtown La on skid Row, people are
getting very very sick and like in the in the buildings,
on the buildings surrounding that area, some of the municipal buildings,
they're getting infested by these rats with typhus. Yeah, uh huh.
And he called it, he said it like to me
a couple of months. But can you vaccinate your kids
against typhus? I don't know if we is that the
same as like typhoid Mary, it might be like the
cousin of them.
Speaker 2: We are like a podcast for dumb Like if you
have some kind of genuine issue that you would like
us to reinterpret wrongly?
Speaker 1: It hurts?
Speaker 2: Is that something that I could refuse to vaccinate my
kids for.
Speaker 1: Some fun? Mary Brandon Dylan, what's your name?
Speaker 2: Kailan Dylan? Hi?
Speaker 1: Do you find what's it called? It's called typhus?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Where are we at?
Speaker 3: We made the proclamation back in October?
Speaker 1: In October? Right? And is it like typhoid?
Speaker 2: Is typhoid a thing? Is that different than typhus?
Speaker 1: I don't think if it's different, you guys, come on,
come up with a different name. Why is it gonna
sound like typhoid?
Speaker 2: Mary?
Speaker 1: Why can't you come up with like Stanley or something?
Who was coming up with the names?
Speaker 2: Is it the same thing? Kaylan?
Speaker 1: It's like, how are you guys?
Speaker 2: The parents already?
Speaker 1: And I know, I feel like I'm stoned right now?
Speaker 2: You guys, how do you get your children to school
every day with this lack of knowledge?
Speaker 1: Ow had hurt so much to laugh, Kaylan.
Speaker 3: They're both fevers, but there's no According to Wikipedia, there's
no typhos, also known as typhoid. They're two different things.
Speaker 1: Oh, then they got to come up with a different name.
Speaker 2: Why typhoid. Come on, maybe typhoid is not what is
If you look up typhoid, what.
Speaker 1: Does it say? Says?
Speaker 3: Typhoid Fever, also known simply as typhoid, is bacterial infection
due to salmonella that causes symptoms mild fever. Oh, mild
to severe.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to look into this, all right, you're
a parent now, f L. I don't