Speaker 1: Of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to another
Speaker 1: edition of idiotology. We'd let your taco one on one
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Speaker 3: Why not be you? Exactly?
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Speaker 2: Actually, yes, let me just ask you this because it
Speaker 2: seems to me like I think you're just setting yourself
Speaker 2: up for scrutiny with this move. We go to New
Speaker 2: Jersey and this was last Friday, where we're still actually
Speaker 2: in September. Okay, Yeah, you go to the airport in
Speaker 2: New Jersey and you're getting ready to head to the
Speaker 2: Virgin Islands, and you're gonna try to board the plane
Speaker 2: with a bunch of wrapped Christmas presents.
Speaker 3: Oh you mean it's not gonna raise red flags? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you think if you're working for TSA, you're gonna
Speaker 2: go that seems awfully weird bunch of Christmas presents? It's September.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, hey, I need to scan those. But
Speaker 3: I get it. Maybe you're going to visit your relatives
Speaker 3: and you're bringing the Christmas gifts. Okay, plausible, plausible. Won't
Speaker 3: see your daughter who moved there like my wife did.
Speaker 3: And clearly you can't mail anything to the Virgin Islands.
Speaker 3: Well you know the package is why mail it? If
Speaker 3: I'm going anyway?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, it's got to be drugs. Twenty five pounds
Speaker 3: a pot? Come on, all they had? They just set
Speaker 3: the dog over, did a little sniff sniff and yeah,
Speaker 3: now of course the woman, the the the young woman,
Speaker 3: the twenty three year old from Jersey named Sestra Burgess,
Speaker 3: after getting arrested, claims, well, someone just gave these to
Speaker 3: me to take. I didn't know what was in them. Yep,
Speaker 3: you were the old goat that is getting the free
Speaker 3: trip to the Virgin Island, stay there a couple days
Speaker 3: and then come back. We've all seen locked up abroad.
Speaker 2: That and I almost got away with it. All that
Speaker 2: stuff clearly addresses this. And then I've been also watching
Speaker 2: the Border Patrol show too lately. They are able to
Speaker 2: sniff out some attempts to you know, get contraband across too,
Speaker 2: which I find quite intriguing.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised that that show's even on anymore. Oh, it
Speaker 3: should be Border Uncontrol.
Speaker 2: Just they just it's just a twenty four hour loop
Speaker 2: of Border Patrol agents throwing their hand is up in
Speaker 2: the air and disgust. Yeah, all right, I just I
Speaker 2: just wanted to see if that would have maybe brought
Speaker 2: up a might want to look a little into that
Speaker 2: headline of the week late entry to try to contend
Speaker 2: with the one we had earlier this week.
Speaker 3: Uh, before you get to the headline of the week,
Speaker 3: somebody texted in for the Dolphin Adult beat box sound effect. Please, Pat,
Speaker 3: what the dolphin you did it the other week? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And if you recall I said, and caught me off
Speaker 3: guard there speaking of the borders. It sounded like a Mexi. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: So headline of the week I found the old one.
Speaker 3: Do you want me to read that one first?
Speaker 2: You kind of try to spit it back at me
Speaker 2: earlier when we were discussing in idiotology, and I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm not quite sure you have the full context of it.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is what I had. There was an attorney
Speaker 3: that was saying, attorney for a teenager that killed his
Speaker 3: mom or her mom, sorry, even though she had horse
Speaker 3: therapy she.
Speaker 2: Did the attorney was trying to blame horse therapy on
Speaker 2: the team killing her mom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we all know I mean horse therapy. We
Speaker 3: learned that day that horse therapy is really good for
Speaker 3: like autistic children and other people. This one, it obviously
Speaker 3: didn't work with her. This was just a wild little girl.
Speaker 3: It was the just the way the actual headline was written.
Speaker 2: It was just it was bizarrow. How about try this
Speaker 2: one on for size, grab.
Speaker 3: My pen to write it down.
Speaker 2: Well, there's not going to be another one, so I
Speaker 2: mean this, it's either this one or the other one here.
Speaker 2: You don't need to scribble these down.
Speaker 3: I like to do headline of the month every now
Speaker 3: and then if I remember, go ahead.
Speaker 2: Man smoked crack tried to sexually assault stroke patient at hospital,
Speaker 2: then ran away naked.
Speaker 3: Wow, wow, that's just man.
Speaker 2: Smoked crack tried to sexually assault stroke patient at hospital,
Speaker 2: then ran away naked.
Speaker 3: This in Atlanta, twenty four year old accused of this
Speaker 3: stroke patient ran away naked. Yeah wow, that is Atlanta.
Speaker 3: Police said he was high in smoking drugs and trying
Speaker 3: something new when he walked into a forty seven year
Speaker 3: old woman's room, got naked and attempted to sexually assault
Speaker 3: her before she woke up and found him on top
Speaker 3: of her. She was luckily able to push him away
Speaker 3: before that went any further. He was nude at the time,
Speaker 3: and then he fled the hospital high on crack naked.
Speaker 3: See that's where I have a problem with this one
Speaker 3: because of what he did is so disgusting. But overall
Speaker 3: that headline wins. Well, yeah, you have.
Speaker 2: To remove emotion from the decision to the headline of
Speaker 2: the week, right, it's they are what they are and
Speaker 2: we hate that phrase, but really it is what it is.
Speaker 3: I have man, smoke crack, assaulted a stroke patient, ran away, naked,
Speaker 3: tried to sexually assault stroke patient, tried crack, tried there.
Speaker 3: Then if it's a headline a month, I'll have it right.
Speaker 3: Don't smoke crack. That's that. This is where you don't
Speaker 3: know where the road's leading from there? Uh uh, well
Speaker 3: we do nowhere? Good?
Speaker 2: No, no, this is actually a sad story. But I
Speaker 2: know some of you are going to laugh. I guess
Speaker 2: this could be a headline of the week contender too.
Speaker 3: The son of a gun.
Speaker 2: I just now realized it because I know you're going
Speaker 2: to say that too, and some listeners probably will as well.
Speaker 3: Okay, what is it?
Speaker 2: Black bear found it dead on Tennessee Highway next to pancakes.
Speaker 3: He was just he had gotten in a picnic basket,
Speaker 3: grab some pancakes and he got hit by a car
Speaker 3: and his way home with him. Dumb black bear. You
Speaker 3: don't eat pancakes in the middle of the road. No,
Speaker 3: he was crossing the road with the pancakes and somebody
Speaker 3: didn't see him because he's black. You know, like the
Speaker 3: the headlights you see last minute and go Oh my god,
Speaker 3: I just hit a bear. And then you get out
Speaker 3: and say, did I anywhere in there? Say it happened
Speaker 3: at night? I just figured, because oh yeah, he wouldn't
Speaker 3: have gotten pancakes out of a pick a neck basket
Speaker 3: at night. Although he who pickannicks.
Speaker 2: At night breakfast is breakfast for dinner is perfectly acceptable.
Speaker 3: See time to time probably went like the Denny's dumpster
Speaker 3: you know, dumpster diving got some cakes, didn't even get
Speaker 3: to bring them back for the bear cubs. So give
Speaker 3: us that headline.
Speaker 2: Black bear found dead on Tennessee Highway next to pan cakes.
Speaker 3: Round head on a highway? Anybody like dolphins sounds hold
Speaker 3: on next to pancakes. Yeah, the guy smoking the crack
Speaker 3: is gonna win for a headline of the week, not
Speaker 3: for being whatever, but man, that black bear with pancakes
Speaker 3: is better than the horse girl from earlier.
Speaker 2: Mercifully, idiotology has come to a close for the week.
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