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<v Speaker 1>Of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to another

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<v Speaker 1>edition of idiotology. We'd let your taco one on one

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<v Speaker 1>one w jr R, but your freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Let's see a couple of things to remember.

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<v Speaker 2>Our cash giveaways Rock the Bank. Those will be starting shortly.

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<v Speaker 2>Those keywords go out around five past the hour each

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<v Speaker 2>hour starting at nine oh five. You can play this

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<v Speaker 2>contest every hour if you so desire, and we would

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<v Speaker 2>encourage you to do that. Get the keywords, enter them

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<v Speaker 2>at WJR dot com, and someone's randomly picked to win

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<v Speaker 2>one thousand bucks in Rock the Bank.

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<v Speaker 3>Why not be you? Exactly?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So that's coming up. I'm still time to

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<v Speaker 2>vote for you, say. We played if you want to

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<v Speaker 2>get in on that this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Three songs from Van Halen for you to vote on.

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<v Speaker 3>The one with the most is played back at nine jr.

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<v Speaker 3>Facebook page to vote and a little motivator for you initiative.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody who votes is going to the Hallo Halloween Eros

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<v Speaker 3>with wage War, all right and a bunch of other bands.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, yes, let me just ask you this because it

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<v Speaker 2>seems to me like I think you're just setting yourself

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<v Speaker 2>up for scrutiny with this move. We go to New

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<v Speaker 2>Jersey and this was last Friday, where we're still actually

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<v Speaker 2>in September. Okay, Yeah, you go to the airport in

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<v Speaker 2>New Jersey and you're getting ready to head to the

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<v Speaker 2>Virgin Islands, and you're gonna try to board the plane

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<v Speaker 2>with a bunch of wrapped Christmas presents.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you mean it's not gonna raise red flags? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think if you're working for TSA, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>go that seems awfully weird bunch of Christmas presents? It's September.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna say, hey, I need to scan those. But

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<v Speaker 3>I get it. Maybe you're going to visit your relatives

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<v Speaker 3>and you're bringing the Christmas gifts. Okay, plausible, plausible. Won't

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<v Speaker 3>see your daughter who moved there like my wife did.

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<v Speaker 3>And clearly you can't mail anything to the Virgin Islands.

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<v Speaker 3>Well you know the package is why mail it? If

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, No, it's got to be drugs. Twenty five pounds

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<v Speaker 3>a pot? Come on, all they had? They just set

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<v Speaker 3>the dog over, did a little sniff sniff and yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>now of course the woman, the the the young woman,

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<v Speaker 3>the twenty three year old from Jersey named Sestra Burgess,

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<v Speaker 3>after getting arrested, claims, well, someone just gave these to

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<v Speaker 3>me to take. I didn't know what was in them. Yep,

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<v Speaker 3>you were the old goat that is getting the free

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<v Speaker 3>trip to the Virgin Island, stay there a couple days

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<v Speaker 3>and then come back. We've all seen locked up abroad.

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<v Speaker 2>That and I almost got away with it. All that

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<v Speaker 2>stuff clearly addresses this. And then I've been also watching

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<v Speaker 2>the Border Patrol show too lately. They are able to

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<v Speaker 2>sniff out some attempts to you know, get contraband across too,

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<v Speaker 2>which I find quite intriguing.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm surprised that that show's even on anymore. Oh, it

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<v Speaker 3>should be Border Uncontrol.

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<v Speaker 2>Just they just it's just a twenty four hour loop

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<v Speaker 2>of Border Patrol agents throwing their hand is up in

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<v Speaker 2>the air and disgust. Yeah, all right, I just I

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<v Speaker 2>just wanted to see if that would have maybe brought

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<v Speaker 2>up a might want to look a little into that

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<v Speaker 2>headline of the week late entry to try to contend

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<v Speaker 2>with the one we had earlier this week.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, before you get to the headline of the week,

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<v Speaker 3>somebody texted in for the Dolphin Adult beat box sound effect. Please, Pat,

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<v Speaker 3>what the dolphin you did it the other week? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>And if you recall I said, and caught me off

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<v Speaker 3>guard there speaking of the borders. It sounded like a Mexi. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>So headline of the week I found the old one.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want me to read that one first?

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<v Speaker 2>You kind of try to spit it back at me

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<v Speaker 2>earlier when we were discussing in idiotology, and I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not quite sure you have the full context of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, this is what I had. There was an attorney

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<v Speaker 3>that was saying, attorney for a teenager that killed his

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<v Speaker 3>mom or her mom, sorry, even though she had horse

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<v Speaker 3>therapy she.

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<v Speaker 2>Did the attorney was trying to blame horse therapy on

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<v Speaker 2>the team killing her mom.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but we all know I mean horse therapy. We

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<v Speaker 3>learned that day that horse therapy is really good for

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<v Speaker 3>like autistic children and other people. This one, it obviously

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<v Speaker 3>didn't work with her. This was just a wild little girl.

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<v Speaker 3>It was the just the way the actual headline was written.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just it was bizarrow. How about try this

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<v Speaker 2>one on for size, grab.

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<v Speaker 3>My pen to write it down.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, there's not going to be another one, so I

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<v Speaker 2>mean this, it's either this one or the other one here.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't need to scribble these down.

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<v Speaker 3>I like to do headline of the month every now

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<v Speaker 3>and then if I remember, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>Man smoked crack tried to sexually assault stroke patient at hospital,

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<v Speaker 2>then ran away naked.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, wow, that's just man.

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<v Speaker 2>Smoked crack tried to sexually assault stroke patient at hospital,

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<v Speaker 2>then ran away naked.

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<v Speaker 3>This in Atlanta, twenty four year old accused of this

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<v Speaker 3>stroke patient ran away naked. Yeah wow, that is Atlanta.

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<v Speaker 3>Police said he was high in smoking drugs and trying

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<v Speaker 3>something new when he walked into a forty seven year

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<v Speaker 3>old woman's room, got naked and attempted to sexually assault

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<v Speaker 3>her before she woke up and found him on top

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<v Speaker 3>of her. She was luckily able to push him away

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<v Speaker 3>before that went any further. He was nude at the time,

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<v Speaker 3>and then he fled the hospital high on crack naked.

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<v Speaker 3>See that's where I have a problem with this one

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<v Speaker 3>because of what he did is so disgusting. But overall

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<v Speaker 3>that headline wins. Well, yeah, you have.

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<v Speaker 2>To remove emotion from the decision to the headline of

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<v Speaker 2>the week, right, it's they are what they are and

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<v Speaker 2>we hate that phrase, but really it is what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>I have man, smoke crack, assaulted a stroke patient, ran away, naked,

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<v Speaker 3>tried to sexually assault stroke patient, tried crack, tried there.

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<v Speaker 3>Then if it's a headline a month, I'll have it right.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't smoke crack. That's that. This is where you don't

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<v Speaker 3>know where the road's leading from there? Uh uh, well

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<v Speaker 3>we do nowhere? Good?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, this is actually a sad story. But I

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<v Speaker 2>know some of you are going to laugh. I guess

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<v Speaker 2>this could be a headline of the week contender too.

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<v Speaker 3>The son of a gun.

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<v Speaker 2>I just now realized it because I know you're going

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<v Speaker 2>to say that too, and some listeners probably will as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, what is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Black bear found it dead on Tennessee Highway next to pancakes.

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<v Speaker 3>He was just he had gotten in a picnic basket,

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<v Speaker 3>grab some pancakes and he got hit by a car

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<v Speaker 3>and his way home with him. Dumb black bear. You

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<v Speaker 3>don't eat pancakes in the middle of the road. No,

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<v Speaker 3>he was crossing the road with the pancakes and somebody

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<v Speaker 3>didn't see him because he's black. You know, like the

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<v Speaker 3>the headlights you see last minute and go Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>I just hit a bear. And then you get out

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<v Speaker 3>and say, did I anywhere in there? Say it happened

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<v Speaker 3>at night? I just figured, because oh yeah, he wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>have gotten pancakes out of a pick a neck basket

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<v Speaker 3>at night. Although he who pickannicks.

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<v Speaker 2>At night breakfast is breakfast for dinner is perfectly acceptable.

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<v Speaker 3>See time to time probably went like the Denny's dumpster

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<v Speaker 3>you know, dumpster diving got some cakes, didn't even get

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<v Speaker 3>to bring them back for the bear cubs. So give

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<v Speaker 3>us that headline.

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<v Speaker 2>Black bear found dead on Tennessee Highway next to pan cakes.

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<v Speaker 3>Round head on a highway? Anybody like dolphins sounds hold

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<v Speaker 3>on next to pancakes. Yeah, the guy smoking the crack

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<v Speaker 3>is gonna win for a headline of the week, not

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<v Speaker 3>for being whatever, but man, that black bear with pancakes

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<v Speaker 3>is better than the horse girl from earlier.

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<v Speaker 2>Mercifully, idiotology has come to a close for the week.

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<v Speaker 1>Are