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<v Speaker 1>There's also if I want to win him over. Everybody

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<v Speaker 1>tells him what a huge fan there. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>that that helps me at all. I'm a huge fan

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<v Speaker 1>of yours. Remember when you were in that movie The

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<v Speaker 1>Edge of Darkness?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just say man, I got an idea for a

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<v Speaker 2>sequel to Risky Business.

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<v Speaker 3>He's that. I heard that. I'm a big fan thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember that movie he made in nineteen eighty two. I

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<v Speaker 3>got a sequel idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's go and catch up with him fifty years later. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let's talk about what his life has.

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<v Speaker 3>Been like, everything he's been through.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's catch up with right, play this card it's been

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<v Speaker 4>done before. Walk up to him, fist out, thank you

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<v Speaker 4>for what you're doing for the planet.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that works. And what are the rules about picking

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<v Speaker 1>him up? I don't know if you're allowed to or not.

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<v Speaker 1>You can, yeah, yeah, it's Chris Arnold, that mini me do.

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<v Speaker 1>They do say that he is very genuine. I'll look

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<v Speaker 1>at you right in your eyes, and he'll spend time

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<v Speaker 1>talking to you like. Everything I've heard about him is

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<v Speaker 1>that he's legitimately awesome, except the things you've heard that

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<v Speaker 1>are not that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think what they say is that he will look

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<v Speaker 2>up at you and into your eyes.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, guys, a legend and I'm going to meet

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<v Speaker 3>him my new best friend. It's happening tomorrow night. But

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<v Speaker 3>right now it's time for this.

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<v Speaker 4>Juicyrus hot God, come.

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<v Speaker 3>Stay on top in the wood Shove.

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<v Speaker 4>There's an interview in the Rolling Stone this morning with

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<v Speaker 4>Sarah Silverman, the comedian. Comedian and man, I was not

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<v Speaker 4>ready for what I was about to read. This is shocking.

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<v Speaker 3>She doesn't have any guardrails, Homie.

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<v Speaker 4>She does not, and there's a reason why she doesn't,

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<v Speaker 4>and you're about to learn why. So five years before

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<v Speaker 4>she was born, her mom won a cruise on a

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<v Speaker 4>game show and her mom and dad left her their

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<v Speaker 4>infant son, Jeffrey, home with the grandparents. So her entire life,

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<v Speaker 4>she thought that the baby died when part of his

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<v Speaker 4>crib collapsed on him. That he has always been the story.

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<v Speaker 4>They're on the cruise, the grandparentsho are keeping him, the

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<v Speaker 4>crib collapsed on him. One day, she's with her grandma

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<v Speaker 4>and she's got her brothers and sisters in the back seat.

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<v Speaker 3>Grandma's just going to you know, go to the store

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>And Grandma says it tells everyone to buckle up, buckle

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<v Speaker 4>the seat belt, and Sarah goes, yeah, we don't want

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<v Speaker 4>to wind up like Jeffrey, which was her dead infant brother.

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<v Speaker 4>Car gets quiet, Grandma just starts bawling like a baby,

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<v Speaker 4>and the interview, Sarah says she really didn't think of

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<v Speaker 4>him much. Again, she never knew him, you know, But

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<v Speaker 4>that was like a moment of she's being funny. In

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<v Speaker 4>the back seat, Grandma's crying at that joke that she

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<v Speaker 4>just did.

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<v Speaker 3>That shocking jokes a five year old that she issued.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, this is where it gets wild because she started

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<v Speaker 4>this big like musical comedy special a couple of years

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<v Speaker 4>ago called Bedwetter because she's true. She she weent to

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<v Speaker 4>the bed until she was like fifteen years old.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice?

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<v Speaker 4>Nice, oh, sir, is that a good thing? There's nothing

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<v Speaker 4>good about that?

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<v Speaker 3>I forgot?

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<v Speaker 4>And in that you know play, she does talk about

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<v Speaker 4>her brother and O and makes a joke about it

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<v Speaker 4>and no one ever laughs at it, and her dad,

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<v Speaker 4>Donald Silverman, went to that five nights in a row,

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<v Speaker 4>and then after the fifth night, backstage.

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<v Speaker 3>He is I'm about to tell you something. Oh, so

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<v Speaker 3>basically she said in this article is keep in mind.

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<v Speaker 4>She just my parents always had different versions of every

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<v Speaker 4>story that ever happened, because they ended up getting divorced.

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<v Speaker 4>In all that sense, the story was that something happened

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<v Speaker 4>with the crib and Jeffrey's little body slid and he

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<v Speaker 4>got suffocated. But if you look back, there's never a

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<v Speaker 4>lawsuit or anything. That's what Sarah said. So here's what

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<v Speaker 4>happened that her dad goes, my dad shook the baby

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<v Speaker 4>and killed him.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, her, so her grandfather shook the baby.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, and she had been lied to about it her

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<v Speaker 4>whole life. And then after five nights of doing the

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<v Speaker 4>stand up about wet in the bed until she's fifteen,

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<v Speaker 4>her dad, who's seeing it's like, okay, fine, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 4>tell her because she makes a joke about it and

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<v Speaker 4>no one laughs at it, and she makes it every night.

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<v Speaker 3>Because she's shot. Josh, she'll make holocaust jokes. Pretty crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Then she said in the article that was my dad.

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<v Speaker 4>We were playing poker once and he just dropped in

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<v Speaker 4>that one of the priests at his school fondled fondled him.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, Dad, he gave like, what are you

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<v Speaker 4>gonna do about it?

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<v Speaker 3>Look? Oh, that's why she's the way she is.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeh, that's really interesting because I just assumed her whole

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<v Speaker 2>family was Jewish.

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<v Speaker 3>You're saying that the dad was Catholic. I guess interest.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. Why would you assume that because she

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<v Speaker 3>makes so many Jewish joke Yeah, but she makes a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>And her last name is Silverman, so you would assume

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<v Speaker 2>that the dad would be.

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<v Speaker 4>Break your favorite five Jewish names surnames, you know, the

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<v Speaker 4>it is what JJ the CPA.

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<v Speaker 1>Power CPIA to do it. That's really dark. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>what they say about most humor. It's based in like

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<v Speaker 1>pain right like it's it comes from avoiding pain.

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<v Speaker 3>I think stand up comedians are insane people.

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<v Speaker 2>The classic Woody Allen line is that comedy equals tragedy

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<v Speaker 2>plus time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but he was still leaning on him. That's his

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<v Speaker 3>guys who man.

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<v Speaker 2>Woody Allen is a comedic genius, no matter how disgusting

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<v Speaker 2>his life may or may not have been, just as

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<v Speaker 2>wild spous speculation about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Take the first half of that sentence and don't let

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<v Speaker 3>him qualify it to him.

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<v Speaker 2>I will I will stand behind Annie Hall in Manhattan

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<v Speaker 2>Old Days, two of the greatest movies of all times.

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<v Speaker 3>Just attached that to the first part.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I in the Hollywood Shuvelder today with an induction

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<v Speaker 4>into the Kevin Turner Clean Reputation Hall of Fame?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, George waits. The only person in there is Roy Orbison.

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<v Speaker 3>Roy Orbison's end.

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<v Speaker 4>George went dead at seventy six. Everyone has just amazing

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<v Speaker 4>things to say about this guy. He was norm from

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<v Speaker 4>Cheers and I have the Bears guy and all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Turns out, can't find a thing wrong with him. Welcome

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<v Speaker 4>to the Hall of Fame, my friend.

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<v Speaker 3>And why'd you try so hard to find something negative

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<v Speaker 3>on him? You've been you want to know?

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<v Speaker 2>He'd like to know he had to cleanse his palette

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<v Speaker 2>after reading the Sarah Silverman. Hey, dude, let's go to

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<v Speaker 2>the wayback machine, shall we? Coming up next a classic

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<v Speaker 2>moment the Ben and Skin Show history. You're gonna love this.

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