Speaker 1: There's also if I want to win him over. Everybody
Speaker 1: tells him what a huge fan there. I don't know
Speaker 1: that that helps me at all. I'm a huge fan
Speaker 1: of yours. Remember when you were in that movie The
Speaker 1: Edge of Darkness?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just say man, I got an idea for a
Speaker 2: sequel to Risky Business.
Speaker 3: He's that. I heard that. I'm a big fan thing.
Speaker 3: Remember that movie he made in nineteen eighty two. I
Speaker 3: got a sequel idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go and catch up with him fifty years later. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's talk about what his life has.
Speaker 3: Been like, everything he's been through.
Speaker 4: Let's catch up with right, play this card it's been
Speaker 4: done before. Walk up to him, fist out, thank you
Speaker 4: for what you're doing for the planet.
Speaker 1: Yes, that works. And what are the rules about picking
Speaker 1: him up? I don't know if you're allowed to or not.
Speaker 1: You can, yeah, yeah, it's Chris Arnold, that mini me do.
Speaker 1: They do say that he is very genuine. I'll look
Speaker 1: at you right in your eyes, and he'll spend time
Speaker 1: talking to you like. Everything I've heard about him is
Speaker 1: that he's legitimately awesome, except the things you've heard that
Speaker 1: are not that.
Speaker 2: I think what they say is that he will look
Speaker 2: up at you and into your eyes.
Speaker 3: No, no, guys, a legend and I'm going to meet
Speaker 3: him my new best friend. It's happening tomorrow night. But
Speaker 3: right now it's time for this.
Speaker 4: Juicyrus hot God, come.
Speaker 3: Stay on top in the wood Shove.
Speaker 4: There's an interview in the Rolling Stone this morning with
Speaker 4: Sarah Silverman, the comedian. Comedian and man, I was not
Speaker 4: ready for what I was about to read. This is shocking.
Speaker 3: She doesn't have any guardrails, Homie.
Speaker 4: She does not, and there's a reason why she doesn't,
Speaker 4: and you're about to learn why. So five years before
Speaker 4: she was born, her mom won a cruise on a
Speaker 4: game show and her mom and dad left her their
Speaker 4: infant son, Jeffrey, home with the grandparents. So her entire life,
Speaker 4: she thought that the baby died when part of his
Speaker 4: crib collapsed on him. That he has always been the story.
Speaker 4: They're on the cruise, the grandparentsho are keeping him, the
Speaker 4: crib collapsed on him. One day, she's with her grandma
Speaker 4: and she's got her brothers and sisters in the back seat.
Speaker 3: Grandma's just going to you know, go to the store
Speaker 3: or whatever.
Speaker 4: And Grandma says it tells everyone to buckle up, buckle
Speaker 4: the seat belt, and Sarah goes, yeah, we don't want
Speaker 4: to wind up like Jeffrey, which was her dead infant brother.
Speaker 4: Car gets quiet, Grandma just starts bawling like a baby,
Speaker 4: and the interview, Sarah says she really didn't think of
Speaker 4: him much. Again, she never knew him, you know, But
Speaker 4: that was like a moment of she's being funny. In
Speaker 4: the back seat, Grandma's crying at that joke that she
Speaker 4: just did.
Speaker 3: That shocking jokes a five year old that she issued.
Speaker 4: Well, this is where it gets wild because she started
Speaker 4: this big like musical comedy special a couple of years
Speaker 4: ago called Bedwetter because she's true. She she weent to
Speaker 4: the bed until she was like fifteen years old.
Speaker 3: Nice?
Speaker 4: Nice, oh, sir, is that a good thing? There's nothing
Speaker 4: good about that?
Speaker 3: I forgot?
Speaker 4: And in that you know play, she does talk about
Speaker 4: her brother and O and makes a joke about it
Speaker 4: and no one ever laughs at it, and her dad,
Speaker 4: Donald Silverman, went to that five nights in a row,
Speaker 4: and then after the fifth night, backstage.
Speaker 3: He is I'm about to tell you something. Oh, so
Speaker 3: basically she said in this article is keep in mind.
Speaker 4: She just my parents always had different versions of every
Speaker 4: story that ever happened, because they ended up getting divorced.
Speaker 4: In all that sense, the story was that something happened
Speaker 4: with the crib and Jeffrey's little body slid and he
Speaker 4: got suffocated. But if you look back, there's never a
Speaker 4: lawsuit or anything. That's what Sarah said. So here's what
Speaker 4: happened that her dad goes, my dad shook the baby
Speaker 4: and killed him.
Speaker 3: Oh, her, so her grandfather shook the baby.
Speaker 4: Yes, and she had been lied to about it her
Speaker 4: whole life. And then after five nights of doing the
Speaker 4: stand up about wet in the bed until she's fifteen,
Speaker 4: her dad, who's seeing it's like, okay, fine, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: tell her because she makes a joke about it and
Speaker 4: no one laughs at it, and she makes it every night.
Speaker 3: Because she's shot. Josh, she'll make holocaust jokes. Pretty crazy.
Speaker 3: Then she said in the article that was my dad.
Speaker 4: We were playing poker once and he just dropped in
Speaker 4: that one of the priests at his school fondled fondled him.
Speaker 4: I was like, Dad, he gave like, what are you
Speaker 4: gonna do about it?
Speaker 3: Look? Oh, that's why she's the way she is.
Speaker 2: Yeh, that's really interesting because I just assumed her whole
Speaker 2: family was Jewish.
Speaker 3: You're saying that the dad was Catholic. I guess interest.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Why would you assume that because she
Speaker 3: makes so many Jewish joke Yeah, but she makes a
Speaker 3: lot of jokes.
Speaker 2: And her last name is Silverman, so you would assume
Speaker 2: that the dad would be.
Speaker 4: Break your favorite five Jewish names surnames, you know, the
Speaker 4: it is what JJ the CPA.
Speaker 1: Power CPIA to do it. That's really dark. And that's
Speaker 1: what they say about most humor. It's based in like
Speaker 1: pain right like it's it comes from avoiding pain.
Speaker 3: I think stand up comedians are insane people.
Speaker 2: The classic Woody Allen line is that comedy equals tragedy
Speaker 2: plus time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he was still leaning on him. That's his
Speaker 3: guys who man.
Speaker 2: Woody Allen is a comedic genius, no matter how disgusting
Speaker 2: his life may or may not have been, just as
Speaker 2: wild spous speculation about it.
Speaker 3: Take the first half of that sentence and don't let
Speaker 3: him qualify it to him.
Speaker 2: I will I will stand behind Annie Hall in Manhattan
Speaker 2: Old Days, two of the greatest movies of all times.
Speaker 3: Just attached that to the first part.
Speaker 4: Can I in the Hollywood Shuvelder today with an induction
Speaker 4: into the Kevin Turner Clean Reputation Hall of Fame?
Speaker 1: Yes, George waits. The only person in there is Roy Orbison.
Speaker 3: Roy Orbison's end.
Speaker 4: George went dead at seventy six. Everyone has just amazing
Speaker 4: things to say about this guy. He was norm from
Speaker 4: Cheers and I have the Bears guy and all that stuff.
Speaker 4: Turns out, can't find a thing wrong with him. Welcome
Speaker 4: to the Hall of Fame, my friend.
Speaker 3: And why'd you try so hard to find something negative
Speaker 3: on him? You've been you want to know?
Speaker 2: He'd like to know he had to cleanse his palette
Speaker 2: after reading the Sarah Silverman. Hey, dude, let's go to
Speaker 2: the wayback machine, shall we? Coming up next a classic
Speaker 2: moment the Ben and Skin Show history. You're gonna love this.
Speaker 2: Next on the Eagle