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<v Speaker 1>This is an Unspoiled Network podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>This is spoil Me covering Dungeon Crawler Carl chapters twenty

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<v Speaker 2>one through twenty six. In these chapters, we face a

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<v Speaker 2>couple more bosses, and we also meet up with a

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<v Speaker 2>group of elderly people and their caretakers and find out

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<v Speaker 2>some disturbing things. It's uh, I'm concerned, I'm worried. Welcome

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<v Speaker 2>to spoil Me. Welcome to the show everyone. I am Natasha.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>And Michael is here in the chat along with Rob

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<v Speaker 2>and ms T and Brett. So have a little group today.

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<v Speaker 2>Lovely to see you all. Yeah, you guys. I so

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<v Speaker 2>this section has it opens.

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<v Speaker 3>Up the world a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like, I want to say it that way,

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<v Speaker 2>where there are a lot of things that are possible

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<v Speaker 2>when you set up a story like this, the entire

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<v Speaker 2>world being crushed and then people from all over winding

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<v Speaker 2>up down here and how would that work?

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<v Speaker 3>And I really.

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<v Speaker 2>Really enjoy as we are getting into this with like

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of old people. The what we're doing is

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<v Speaker 2>dealing with ableism in one of its most basic forms.

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<v Speaker 2>Because a lot of people just sort of dismiss concerns

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<v Speaker 2>about accessibility and stuff because they don't need them, and

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<v Speaker 2>they fail to consider that they themselves are only temporarily

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<v Speaker 2>able bodied. If you get old, you will need help

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<v Speaker 2>if you're lucky enough to get old, and if you

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<v Speaker 2>are unlucky, you may wind up disabled for other reasons

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<v Speaker 2>a lot sooner than you planned. And so there's a

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<v Speaker 2>sort of sense of like, well, we could help those

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<v Speaker 2>people if we wanted, without ever including yourself in that future,

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<v Speaker 2>because we just never really think of ourselves as being

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<v Speaker 2>on the way to the same destiny. It's always like no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>but that won't happen to me. And it's a similar things,

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<v Speaker 2>like so many different situations in life that we will

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<v Speaker 2>not ever see ourselves in. And it's like, by failing

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<v Speaker 2>to help those people, you are ultimately shooting yourself in

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<v Speaker 2>the foot your future self, because you are not.

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<v Speaker 3>Having empathy for.

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<v Speaker 2>All kinds of situations and all kinds of people and

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<v Speaker 2>all of the types of challenges that a variety of

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<v Speaker 2>people face. So I think that this is a compelling

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<v Speaker 2>section that is probably going to wind up heartbreaking, and

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<v Speaker 2>I am worried about it. So let's start chapter twenty

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<v Speaker 2>one we find out that, like the results of the

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<v Speaker 2>trap that Carl set for Frank and Maggie is undetermined.

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<v Speaker 2>I am fully assuming that the two of them are

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<v Speaker 2>still alive.

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<v Speaker 3>They just seem like the kind of.

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<v Speaker 2>People that would be suspicious of finding an unlooted corpse,

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<v Speaker 2>that they would have their guard up in a certain

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<v Speaker 2>sort of way. I don't know, And I just think

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<v Speaker 2>that if they were to have been killed, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know necessarily that the game would have given him like

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<v Speaker 2>a notification or an achievement for it. But I just

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<v Speaker 2>feel like these are not characters that you set up

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<v Speaker 2>and don't bring back again. It's just not going to

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<v Speaker 2>be that easy to get rid of them. So there's

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<v Speaker 2>another achievement, bitch meat reward. Bitches don't get rewards. And

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<v Speaker 2>he actually laughs here. It's the first time that he's

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<v Speaker 2>sort of like, it's the kind of thing where I

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<v Speaker 2>feel that it would be very easy to see the

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<v Speaker 2>fact that he laughs at the notification as a positive indicator,

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<v Speaker 2>but I think it's actually the opposite, you know. I

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<v Speaker 2>think that he has gotten so used to this new

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<v Speaker 2>normal that the fact that he's laughing along with the

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<v Speaker 2>jokes is actually kind of dire. Do you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 3>Like that, The.

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<v Speaker 2>Acceptance that it indicates isn't a great thing. I can

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<v Speaker 2>understand it, but I just feel like it's a red flag.

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<v Speaker 2>So we drove for hours, seeing no signs of people.

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<v Speaker 2>It was difficult to gauge how fast we were moving,

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<v Speaker 2>but I guessed about twenty miles an hour. My chopper

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<v Speaker 2>pilot skill rose steadily as I drove. Once I hit

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<v Speaker 2>level five, the throttle actually allowed me to increase our speed.

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<v Speaker 2>And they're just trying to explore, find some other people,

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<v Speaker 2>just like you know. They're trying to level up still,

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<v Speaker 2>and he has donut keep her map up on full screen.

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<v Speaker 2>The bathrooms were continue to be all over the place.

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<v Speaker 2>My thoughts wandered to my father. If he could only

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<v Speaker 2>see me now sitting on this thing, holding my legs

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<v Speaker 2>out so they wouldn't burn on the sides of the

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<v Speaker 2>glorified moped, he'd laugh, call me a damn fool. He'd

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<v Speaker 2>been a motorcycle guy, not a full time leather clad biker.

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<v Speaker 2>He was more of a weekend warrior. I hadn't talked

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<v Speaker 2>to or heard from the man in over twelve years,

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<v Speaker 2>not since he'd abandoned me that day, leaving me all

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<v Speaker 2>alone in the world. The way he says that day,

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<v Speaker 2>I am assuming is the day that he said, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't need you to like me, but you will respect me.

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<v Speaker 2>And the fact that he hasn't spoken to him since

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<v Speaker 2>that day when he was twelve years old, is like

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<v Speaker 2>incredibly fucked up. Like I'm trying to think what could

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<v Speaker 2>have been going on, and I am sort of wondering

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<v Speaker 2>if he went after Carl's mom and Carl stood up

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<v Speaker 2>for his mom and his dad just was like, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, and like fucked off and never came back.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, but.

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<v Speaker 2>I never really expected his father to still be alive.

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<v Speaker 2>I really thought. And it raises the question, now, are

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<v Speaker 2>we going to see this man in the maze in

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<v Speaker 2>the dungeon? Because like, this is the thing that you

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<v Speaker 2>have to kind of roll with with stories like this.

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<v Speaker 2>How many million people are left, like three million something,

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<v Speaker 2>And it's highly unlikely that anybody Carl knows is still

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<v Speaker 2>going to be alive.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just you know.

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<v Speaker 2>But also if they are, I would understand doing that

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<v Speaker 2>As a writer. I wouldn't even be mad at it.

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<v Speaker 2>It would just be the sort of thing that feels

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<v Speaker 2>really really unlikely. And I can't tell, like what kind

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<v Speaker 2>of story we're writing, because it depends on what it

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<v Speaker 2>is the author is trying to do and whether or

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<v Speaker 2>not you want there to be a scene of I

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<v Speaker 2>don't even want to say reconciliation because I just don't

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<v Speaker 2>think that sounds like it's in the cards for the

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<v Speaker 2>two of them, but maybe a like emotional moment of

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<v Speaker 2>running into him, running into his ex girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 3>And I think, maybe that's not what we're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>What I keep thinking about here, guys, if you haven't

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<v Speaker 2>watched the movie Wild, it's called simply Wild Wyld. It

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<v Speaker 2>has Reese Witherspoon in it as like almost the only

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<v Speaker 2>character in the movie, and it's a story based on

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<v Speaker 2>a true story and autobiography of a woman whose mother

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<v Speaker 2>died and she had had nobody else in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Her mother was like her entire world, and when her

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<v Speaker 2>mother dies unexpectedly quite young, she kind of goes off

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<v Speaker 2>the deep end for a little while, doing drugs, fucking anybody,

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<v Speaker 2>and finally decides to get her shit together and walks

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<v Speaker 2>the Pacific Crest Trail, you know, from start to finish,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's like a big journey for her, and she

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<v Speaker 2>throughout the way this movie is done, and it's that

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<v Speaker 2>it's like there's no soundtrack, there's no nothing, it's just

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<v Speaker 2>the natural sounds of wherever she is, unless she's thinking

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<v Speaker 2>back in time two moments with her mother, and that's

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<v Speaker 2>the only time that music pops up, because that tends

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<v Speaker 2>to be what spur her memory, is the sound of

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<v Speaker 2>this certain song that was on in the kitchen when

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<v Speaker 2>they were doing this thing, or when they were in

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<v Speaker 2>the car or whatever. And so most of the movie,

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<v Speaker 2>like you don't actually really meet almost anybody that this

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<v Speaker 2>main character is connected to. It's all done through her

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<v Speaker 2>own flashbacks and thoughts as she's traveling alone working through shit.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's kind of what I'm thinking here as well

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit. It's just like him on his own

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<v Speaker 2>journey and just working through shit in a very direct

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<v Speaker 2>way that I don't know would have been possible otherwise. So, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, there's a bunch of comments that I missed.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even see em. Han says, nurses in an

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<v Speaker 2>old person's home have an incredibly tough job, hard to

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<v Speaker 2>keep yourself from becoming desensitized, and the good ones are

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<v Speaker 2>amazing people. Yeah, Rob says, then throw on just cause

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<v Speaker 2>fallacy too. We'll get into that, and Michael says, I

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<v Speaker 2>always excuse the super unlikely moments in plots as we're

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<v Speaker 2>following one person in a million who rolled NAT twenties.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone else died or weren't interesting enough to follow. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like I said, if they turn up, I will have

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<v Speaker 2>a problem with that, you know, but I will say

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<v Speaker 2>that it's like I won't help, but be able to

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<v Speaker 2>comment on the fact that this just seems like unlikely

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<v Speaker 2>if he's gonna run into anybody. I feel like his

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<v Speaker 2>dad makes more sense than his mother or ex girlfriend

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>But who knows.

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<v Speaker 2>So finally they see a sign that says stares plus people.

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<v Speaker 2>It's written in spray paint that is still tacky when

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<v Speaker 2>he touches it and it's like still wet, and he

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<v Speaker 2>says that it's red spray paint. For a moment, I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, is this going to turn out to be blood?

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<v Speaker 2>But he can tell it to spray pain and blood.

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<v Speaker 2>I could see several ex's on my map indicating mob

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<v Speaker 2>corpses just down the hallways. These were white horned goat

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<v Speaker 2>things with mouths full of fangs. Loutable corpse Chilly goat

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<v Speaker 2>level four killed by crawler Brandon On with an assist

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<v Speaker 2>by crawler Chris Andrews. Two inventory empty, and his concern,

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<v Speaker 2>understandably is that even though these are other crawlers, they

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<v Speaker 2>put up a big sign probably this is some sort

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<v Speaker 2>of trap. It turns out that is not the case.

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<v Speaker 2>They are people who need some help and also are

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<v Speaker 2>apparently like a little bit naive about how things are

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<v Speaker 2>working here, or maybe naive is too strong a word,

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<v Speaker 2>but I feel like the energy that I am getting

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<v Speaker 2>is that they are desperate enough for help that they

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<v Speaker 2>are just willing to take the risk, you know. And

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<v Speaker 2>Donut is like, all right, if you want to zoom out,

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<v Speaker 2>we can see the stairwell, and I didn't see it,

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<v Speaker 2>says stairwell to floor two, which the fact that they

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<v Speaker 2>found one is interesting. Look, there's something written on the ground.

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<v Speaker 2>This road is safe. We're gathered a mile and a

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<v Speaker 2>half this way. Do not go deeper into the spiral

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<v Speaker 2>or you will activate the burrow boss. Just as Donah says,

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder what's in there. Something rushed past on the

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<v Speaker 2>other side. It was like we were standing on a

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<v Speaker 2>train platform. Whatever it was it was something fast, something big,

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<v Speaker 2>very very big, and they find this gate. If we

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<v Speaker 2>slid under the gate, it would no doubt slide closed.

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<v Speaker 3>And trap us.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's wait a second, I said, I want to see

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<v Speaker 2>what it is. We didn't have to wait long. The

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<v Speaker 2>creature whatever was rushed by in a flash, too fast

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<v Speaker 2>for me to get an info box. It rolled like

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<v Speaker 2>a ball. It was pink, fleshy in the size of

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<v Speaker 2>the entire hallway. It was like a nightmare pac Man monster.

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<v Speaker 2>It made terrible grunting noises as it rocketed by, shaking

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<v Speaker 2>the walls. The stench of sewage wafted it up as

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<v Speaker 3>Yikes.

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<v Speaker 2>So we eventually find out what that is, and it's

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<v Speaker 2>knowing doesn't really help actually, So at first, from far away,

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<v Speaker 2>he sees like forty people gathered together and he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh sweet. But then as he comes closer he sees

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<v Speaker 2>how old almost everybody is, and it's just like, oh shit, wheelchairs, walkers,

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<v Speaker 3>Like the others.

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<v Speaker 2>Black eyes watching us she stood stiffly, wrapped head to

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<v Speaker 2>other odds and ends, including a plastic pink flamingo that

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<v Speaker 3>In its head. I love that so much.

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<v Speaker 2>And we find out later that this is Agatha, who is.

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<v Speaker 3>Quite a character. I am. I'm curious about her.

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<v Speaker 2>They get approached by a chubby black guy who turns

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<v Speaker 2>out to be Brandon, and he has a Bronze star

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<v Speaker 2>by his name. I don't think, correct me if I'm wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>That we find out what these bronze stars stand for in.

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<v Speaker 3>The achievements.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm kind of feeling like maybe it's something about having

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<v Speaker 2>we're sort of at a point where I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>that that's going to really be possible, my guy, But

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<v Speaker 2>I had not really considered the fact that when new

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<v Speaker 2>people meet Carl and Donut, the fact that he is

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<v Speaker 2>called Royal Bodyguard and she is labeled Grand Champion Best

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<v Speaker 2>in Dungeon. It's like the fact that she can talk

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<v Speaker 2>now doesn't change anything about the way that she looks

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<v Speaker 2>or comes across to people, So they kind of take

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<v Speaker 2>a moment and reevaluate Carl for a second because they're

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<v Speaker 2>thinking maybe he's a bit looney Tunes. And then she

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<v Speaker 2>Brandon went to a knee and patted Donut on the head.

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<v Speaker 2>She looked simultaneously outraged and thrilled that he.

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<v Speaker 3>Had touched her.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's nice to meet you, Princess Donut. I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 2>if I offended you, pretty girl. I've never met a

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<v Speaker 2>talking cat before. It's quite all right, Donut said, mollified,

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<v Speaker 2>apology accepted. I really enjoy this a lot. It's hard

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<v Speaker 2>for me to know with her charisma how much that

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<v Speaker 2>affects other crawlers and how much that affects the game itself.

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<v Speaker 2>Only I have to assume it doesn't really work on

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<v Speaker 2>other crawlers, but I don't know that. Oh they're telling

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<v Speaker 2>me in the chat that it's for killing a boss,

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<v Speaker 2>so thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't remember that at all. Despite what I had seen

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<v Speaker 2>earlier with the Goat corpses, it appeared there were only

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<v Speaker 2>four people in here in fighting shape. Brandon and Chris

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<v Speaker 2>were six around. Hispanic woman Yolanda Martinez, was fifty and

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<v Speaker 2>stood about four foot eleven. She was level five and

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<v Speaker 2>carried a bow and had a quiver over her shoulder.

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<v Speaker 2>The fourth was a woman carrying a long sword. She

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<v Speaker 2>too wore scrubs, though she also wore a magical cloak.

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<v Speaker 2>Her name was Immani. She looked to be about twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Her terrified, hollowed out eyes suggested she had seen some shit,

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<v Speaker 2>and MONI had a lot of skulls, one big skull

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<v Speaker 2>followed by two more regular ones. When I hovered over it,

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<v Speaker 2>it said crawler killer times twelve, so the big skull

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<v Speaker 2>is short for ten. She is level ten, and Doughnut

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<v Speaker 2>in text is freaking out and being like Karl, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, it's another murderer. But Carl can tell from

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<v Speaker 2>this woman's demeanor like, I don't think she's like Frank

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<v Speaker 2>and Maggie at all. And eventually we find out that

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<v Speaker 2>there was a really bad fight and that this woman

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<v Speaker 2>put a bunch of old people to the sword to

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<v Speaker 2>save them from a much worse death, and this caused

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<v Speaker 2>her to rapidly level up. And it's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>just such a horrific way to level up. But it

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<v Speaker 2>becomes a question later on for Carl, if people are

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<v Speaker 2>aware this is possible, then they might target a group

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<v Speaker 2>of old people expressly to level up and kill all

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<v Speaker 2>of them. And when he brings this up, Donut is like,

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<v Speaker 2>nobody is that evil?

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<v Speaker 3>And I was just like, girl.

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<v Speaker 2>The fact that these folks are so unlikely to survive

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<v Speaker 2>deeper levels would make a lot of people feel justified

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<v Speaker 2>in killing them because they are just doing what's going

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<v Speaker 2>to happen eventually anyway. And I think that's some rationalization bullshit.

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<v Speaker 2>But a lot of people would manage to convince themselves

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<v Speaker 2>that it's not that big a deal. I really believe that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they'd know in their gut it was wrong,

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<v Speaker 2>but I think they would talk themselves into it.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Agatha is only level two. Just for the record, there

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<v Speaker 2>were two hundred and fifty of you, Yeah, Brandon said

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<v Speaker 2>more quietly. Not everyone came down here, and not everyone

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<v Speaker 2>who did.

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<v Speaker 3>Is still with us.

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<v Speaker 2>The fire started and quickly quickly engulfed the outside of

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<v Speaker 2>their building. Apparently it was Agatha who started this fire,

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<v Speaker 2>so everybody had evacuated in the middle of the night,

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<v Speaker 2>and when they evacuate, then the place gets crushed and

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<v Speaker 2>this like stairway opens up, but there are people standing

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<v Speaker 2>right over where the stairway opens, and they just fall

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<v Speaker 2>in and they aren't even at the bottom of the stairs.

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<v Speaker 2>They are just never seen again. So nobody knows what

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<v Speaker 2>happened to those people. And Agatha walks up to it,

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<v Speaker 2>and she's got her uh like, she's got a grocery

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<v Speaker 2>cart that she keeps rolling between like she's homeless, so

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<v Speaker 2>that's what she keeps all of her stuff in. And

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<v Speaker 2>she goes up to it and it turns into a

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<v Speaker 2>ramp to make it easier for her to go down,

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<v Speaker 2>which enables everybody to go down in wheelchairs as well.

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<v Speaker 2>It's trying to get people to go down. We didn't

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<v Speaker 2>mean to go all the way in, but it was

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<v Speaker 2>warm in there, so I pushed a few residents into

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<v Speaker 2>the entrance where the ramp wasn't so steep, so that

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<v Speaker 2>hot air was blasting on them. I figured we could

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<v Speaker 2>wait there till we knew what we were going to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Only a few of the cops in paramedics remained after

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<v Speaker 2>the collapse. They just took off running like they had

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<v Speaker 2>someplace better to go, but some stayed and helped me

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<v Speaker 2>bring the residence into the warmth. We moved several over,

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<v Speaker 2>but then after we'd moved about half the residence into

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<v Speaker 2>the warmth, it just stopped letting me leave. My foot

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<v Speaker 2>was trapped. My brother wasn't even in the hole, but

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<v Speaker 2>when he grabbed my hand, it wouldn't let him move either.

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<v Speaker 2>It started hurting after a minute. It only stopped when

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<v Speaker 2>we moved down the ramp. When we got that twenty

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<v Speaker 2>minute warning when it said anyone lurking in the stairwall

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't get out, we just went in.

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<v Speaker 3>We didn't have a choice.

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<v Speaker 2>We had about twenty guys with us, including a couple

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<v Speaker 2>firemen and cops, who decided to go in.

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<v Speaker 3>Most didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm wondering if Frank was part of this group.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Most of these folks haven't moved hardly at all since

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<v Speaker 2>we got here. We've been bringing them food from a

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<v Speaker 2>safe room a mile away. The cops and firefighters went

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<v Speaker 2>in when we first found the place. The gates closed

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<v Speaker 2>and about five minutes later opened up again, and those

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<v Speaker 2>guys were just gone. Our tutorial guide, Mistress Tiatha, said,

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<v Speaker 2>all borough and city bosses will have stairwells for the

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<v Speaker 2>first four or five levels, but there will be a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of other stairs in random places too. A couple

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<v Speaker 2>of us went out searching for them, hoping we could

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<v Speaker 2>find a stairwell that's either easier to get to than

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<v Speaker 2>this one.

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<v Speaker 3>This was a while back.

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<v Speaker 2>They're all dead. You can see when they die on

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<v Speaker 2>the party menu. They all got picked off by something

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<v Speaker 2>that's been hunting them, one by one, even doctor Gracie,

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<v Speaker 2>she was a damn MMA fighter. US four were the

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<v Speaker 2>last of the non residents, US and Agatha. And Agatha,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, is the source for the spray paint,

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<v Speaker 2>so that's handy. I am curious what else she's got

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<v Speaker 2>going on in that shopping cart of hers. And the

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<v Speaker 2>safe room that is nearby, which had been a waffle house,

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<v Speaker 2>is at capacity, and nobody is leaving. Everybody has decided

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<v Speaker 2>to just wait shit out. And I said this from

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<v Speaker 2>the beginning, that like, if the safe room was nice enough,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what I might do. Just go in there, have

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<v Speaker 2>some lovely meals, watch the fucking madness on the TV,

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<v Speaker 2>and just let myself get squished.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I probably wouldn't go that route.

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<v Speaker 2>I know myself pretty well by now, and I think

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<v Speaker 2>I'd wind up trying to fight. But it would be

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<v Speaker 2>pretty tempting. I would, you know, I'd have to think

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<v Speaker 2>about it. And there's this gnome thing that's cooking food

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<v Speaker 2>and singing.

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<v Speaker 3>They all love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Those folks at the waffle house made a vote and

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<v Speaker 2>decided they're not coming out. And Brandon's brother, Chris, he says,

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<v Speaker 2>not exactly mute, but he don't say too much. Think

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<v Speaker 2>of him as silent Bob. If he says something, you

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<v Speaker 2>better listen. And her I asked, indicating Imani. We got

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<v Speaker 2>attacked once right after we found that tutorial. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>really want to talk about it, man, but Imani, she

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<v Speaker 2>had that sword and several of the residents. We were

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<v Speaker 2>taking them in groups to Tiatha. They can't move so quick.

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<v Speaker 2>It was for the better letting those things burn them.

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<v Speaker 2>That'd be much worse. I had questions, but I knew

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<v Speaker 2>some things were best left unasked. Those people can't walk,

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<v Speaker 2>so the dungeon's' fast healing and all the healing spells

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<v Speaker 2>don't work. Oh it's amazing, but it's a curse too.

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<v Speaker 2>All of these folks have been cured of hundreds of

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<v Speaker 2>little ailments, not one of them brought any of their medications,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's been okay. But at the same time, they

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<v Speaker 2>ain't getting any younger or stronger, and those who've lost

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<v Speaker 2>memories or cognitive function that hasn't been fixed. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>it cured anything that's going to kill them, but it

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<v Speaker 2>didn't make them any better than they were either. And

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<v Speaker 2>that is really interesting to me, because like there's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be plenty of little ailments that people younger do suffer

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<v Speaker 2>from as well, and obviously it seems like Carl didn't

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<v Speaker 2>have anything like that. But I wonder, you know, like

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<v Speaker 2>if it's just funny because like when you live in

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<v Speaker 2>the United States and healthcare is such a complete shit show,

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<v Speaker 2>this is sounding to me like not a bad deal,

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<v Speaker 2>which really should give you some idea of how direed

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<v Speaker 2>is here, Like oh, well, you know, I mean, you

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<v Speaker 2>don't get stronger or younger, but like everything else is.

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<v Speaker 1>Taken care of.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's ah, where's.

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<v Speaker 1>The stairway again?

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<v Speaker 2>How do I get tell her?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>God, the original plan was to gather as many people

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<v Speaker 2>as we could and storm the maze. I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>shaped like a spiral, but nobody was coming, so they

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<v Speaker 2>went looking for other exits, and that didn't work out.

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<v Speaker 3>So well, we can't just leave them.

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<v Speaker 2>I was hoping maybe if we could get them down

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<v Speaker 2>to the second level, we could do the same thing

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<v Speaker 2>for the third. And if they'd all get to choose

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<v Speaker 2>a class, maybe they wouldn't be you know, useless, Donut asked,

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<v Speaker 2>I nodded. I felt for the guy and the other three.

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<v Speaker 2>Would I have stayed even when it was so damn hopeless?

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00:26:51.400 --> 00:26:54.359
<v Speaker 2>These four the idea of giving up their duty wasn't

424
00:26:54.359 --> 00:26:57.720
<v Speaker 2>even a question. I spent some time recounting our story.

425
00:26:58.759 --> 00:27:00.799
<v Speaker 2>I can do something similar with this boss. I think

426
00:27:00.799 --> 00:27:02.559
<v Speaker 2>I can build a bomb that'll go off in it's

427
00:27:02.559 --> 00:27:04.839
<v Speaker 2>own when the monster hits it. That way, you don't

428
00:27:04.880 --> 00:27:07.839
<v Speaker 2>have to get locked in there to fight. It won't work,

429
00:27:08.000 --> 00:27:10.559
<v Speaker 2>Yolanda said, you know those little doors, the ones that

430
00:27:10.640 --> 00:27:11.480
<v Speaker 2>let you see the monster.

431
00:27:11.519 --> 00:27:12.240
<v Speaker 3>They're protected.

432
00:27:12.519 --> 00:27:14.000
<v Speaker 2>I thought to try to hit it with my bow,

433
00:27:14.079 --> 00:27:16.640
<v Speaker 2>but the arrow bounces right off. I poked at it

434
00:27:16.640 --> 00:27:18.559
<v Speaker 2>with my finger, and it feels like clay.

435
00:27:18.640 --> 00:27:20.400
<v Speaker 3>It glows blue if you touch it.

436
00:27:20.480 --> 00:27:23.640
<v Speaker 2>They look like entrances, but they ain't. I think maybe

437
00:27:23.680 --> 00:27:25.200
<v Speaker 2>you can go in that way if you push yourself

438
00:27:25.200 --> 00:27:27.839
<v Speaker 2>really hard. But I wouldn't try it, and I wouldn't

439
00:27:27.880 --> 00:27:30.160
<v Speaker 2>be pushing no bomb through that. The only way in

440
00:27:30.279 --> 00:27:32.279
<v Speaker 2>is through this big gate, and the monster doesn't go

441
00:27:32.319 --> 00:27:34.319
<v Speaker 2>in that first room, so you can't hurt it without

442
00:27:34.359 --> 00:27:41.759
<v Speaker 2>getting locked in. He also Carl says here I told

443
00:27:41.839 --> 00:27:45.279
<v Speaker 2>him of our encounters with neighborhood bosses, and I was like,

444
00:27:45.319 --> 00:27:47.839
<v Speaker 2>did you tell them about Frank and Maggie? Though I

445
00:27:47.960 --> 00:27:50.480
<v Speaker 2>really wanted that to come up, and it doesn't. He

446
00:27:50.519 --> 00:27:53.359
<v Speaker 2>doesn't mention it.

447
00:27:54.039 --> 00:27:56.720
<v Speaker 3>So Carl has to.

448
00:27:56.680 --> 00:27:59.680
<v Speaker 2>Have a moment here where he's deciding what am I

449
00:27:59.720 --> 00:28:01.759
<v Speaker 2>going to do? Am I gonna try and help these

450
00:28:01.799 --> 00:28:05.839
<v Speaker 2>people even though it's ultimately hopeless? Or am I going

451
00:28:05.920 --> 00:28:10.519
<v Speaker 2>to take off and just try to make it with Donut?

452
00:28:11.559 --> 00:28:17.319
<v Speaker 2>And he says, the people, the ones who died while

453
00:28:17.359 --> 00:28:21.079
<v Speaker 2>looking for more stairs, which direction did they go? How

454
00:28:21.119 --> 00:28:23.440
<v Speaker 2>long did the last one? How long ago did the

455
00:28:23.480 --> 00:28:27.440
<v Speaker 2>last one disappear? It could have been them Frank and Maggie,

456
00:28:27.799 --> 00:28:30.119
<v Speaker 2>but that would mean they'd gotten into this area before us.

457
00:28:30.200 --> 00:28:33.119
<v Speaker 2>That didn't make sense. We were pretty far from where

458
00:28:33.119 --> 00:28:36.920
<v Speaker 2>we'd last encountered them. Behind me, one of the elderly

459
00:28:36.960 --> 00:28:41.599
<v Speaker 2>women started sobbing. If I'm gonna die, I might as

460
00:28:41.599 --> 00:28:42.319
<v Speaker 2>well do it in the.

461
00:28:42.279 --> 00:28:43.920
<v Speaker 3>Pursuit of a worthy cause.

462
00:28:45.319 --> 00:28:50.759
<v Speaker 2>I really liked this attitude of like, look, I already

463
00:28:50.839 --> 00:28:53.279
<v Speaker 2>have felt it was very unlikely that I was going

464
00:28:53.319 --> 00:28:59.759
<v Speaker 2>to get any further into this than I have. I

465
00:29:00.240 --> 00:29:04.440
<v Speaker 2>as well use that time to do something that makes

466
00:29:04.480 --> 00:29:08.319
<v Speaker 2>me feel like I'm doing the right thing. And honestly,

467
00:29:09.119 --> 00:29:13.039
<v Speaker 2>this is like what it's all about, in my opinion,

468
00:29:14.839 --> 00:29:20.559
<v Speaker 2>When people treat the world like it's a contest to

469
00:29:20.680 --> 00:29:24.000
<v Speaker 2>get to the top, it just seems like they're so

470
00:29:24.160 --> 00:29:28.440
<v Speaker 2>profoundly missing the point. And it's almost tragic because it's

471
00:29:28.440 --> 00:29:32.079
<v Speaker 2>like you're doing to yourself something that nobody asks you

472
00:29:32.119 --> 00:29:36.920
<v Speaker 2>to do, and it's warping your view of yourself and

473
00:29:36.960 --> 00:29:41.799
<v Speaker 2>other people. So even though you may prolong your life,

474
00:29:42.079 --> 00:29:44.599
<v Speaker 2>you are doing it at the expense of not only

475
00:29:44.960 --> 00:29:49.119
<v Speaker 2>the people around you, but your own soul. In a way,

476
00:29:49.279 --> 00:29:54.279
<v Speaker 2>how good can your life really be if you don't

477
00:29:54.279 --> 00:29:57.440
<v Speaker 2>have the humanity left in you to give a shit

478
00:29:57.599 --> 00:30:02.400
<v Speaker 2>about other people. That's the point, you know. It's it's

479
00:30:02.400 --> 00:30:05.720
<v Speaker 2>something that I am.

480
00:30:06.200 --> 00:30:06.920
<v Speaker 3>I really like.

481
00:30:07.000 --> 00:30:09.559
<v Speaker 2>This is something I've mentioned on other shows as well,

482
00:30:09.720 --> 00:30:13.640
<v Speaker 2>is that I am very much of the belief. After

483
00:30:13.680 --> 00:30:17.400
<v Speaker 2>you get to a certain level of wealth, your brain

484
00:30:17.559 --> 00:30:21.160
<v Speaker 2>gets warped and something's wrong with you. Because if you

485
00:30:21.279 --> 00:30:24.880
<v Speaker 2>reach that point and your instinct is not to pour

486
00:30:25.519 --> 00:30:29.279
<v Speaker 2>that money into other people's lives to help them, I

487
00:30:29.400 --> 00:30:33.440
<v Speaker 2>don't understand you, Like, I genuinely don't.

488
00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:34.000
<v Speaker 3>You know.

489
00:30:34.359 --> 00:30:38.839
<v Speaker 2>I am over here barely making it, and I am still, like,

490
00:30:39.359 --> 00:30:42.640
<v Speaker 2>you know, paying Rashan five hundred dollars a month out

491
00:30:42.640 --> 00:30:45.599
<v Speaker 2>of what I'm making from the show because she fucking

492
00:30:45.680 --> 00:30:47.319
<v Speaker 2>needs it to pay her mother's.

493
00:30:47.000 --> 00:30:50.119
<v Speaker 3>Rent, you know, and like I really kind of can't.

494
00:30:49.920 --> 00:30:53.559
<v Speaker 2>Afford to do it, But also I like, I gotta

495
00:30:53.599 --> 00:30:57.720
<v Speaker 2>do something, you know. I just don't understand holding on

496
00:30:57.839 --> 00:31:00.559
<v Speaker 2>to things for yourself and your self ownly because it

497
00:31:00.640 --> 00:31:05.279
<v Speaker 2>just seems ultimately so pointless. So then you get to

498
00:31:05.279 --> 00:31:09.079
<v Speaker 2>be alone on your pile of gold, and now what

499
00:31:09.680 --> 00:31:15.440
<v Speaker 2>who fucking you know? So I just the idea of

500
00:31:15.480 --> 00:31:18.920
<v Speaker 2>like getting ahead in business by throwing other people under

501
00:31:18.920 --> 00:31:24.640
<v Speaker 2>the bus as well? How is it? How do people

502
00:31:24.799 --> 00:31:28.599
<v Speaker 2>like justify this to themselves and sleep at night? You've

503
00:31:28.680 --> 00:31:31.480
<v Speaker 2>got there's got to be something wrong with you if

504
00:31:31.480 --> 00:31:35.519
<v Speaker 2>you are willing to sacrifice the well being of millions

505
00:31:35.559 --> 00:31:38.440
<v Speaker 2>of people who work for you so that you can

506
00:31:38.759 --> 00:31:42.519
<v Speaker 2>earn an additional few million dollars this year when you

507
00:31:42.559 --> 00:31:46.960
<v Speaker 2>already have so many millions that you probably wouldn't notice

508
00:31:46.960 --> 00:31:49.440
<v Speaker 2>if it went like half of it went missing. It

509
00:31:49.480 --> 00:31:51.680
<v Speaker 2>probably like wouldn't affect your life, you know.

510
00:31:52.880 --> 00:31:56.839
<v Speaker 3>I just genuinely think.

511
00:31:58.319 --> 00:32:02.240
<v Speaker 2>You can't get to a level of wealth without being

512
00:32:02.319 --> 00:32:03.359
<v Speaker 2>a bad person.

513
00:32:04.839 --> 00:32:06.119
<v Speaker 3>And I think it's that simple.

514
00:32:07.079 --> 00:32:11.119
<v Speaker 2>And there's a lot of things in my life that

515
00:32:11.680 --> 00:32:14.079
<v Speaker 2>I have had the opportunity to do or go in

516
00:32:14.160 --> 00:32:17.440
<v Speaker 2>a certain direction and make a lot more money if

517
00:32:17.440 --> 00:32:22.039
<v Speaker 2>I had done X, Y or Z, and I had

518
00:32:22.119 --> 00:32:25.279
<v Speaker 2>to not make the choice that would make me more

519
00:32:25.279 --> 00:32:29.240
<v Speaker 2>money because it felt wrong. There's all kinds of examples,

520
00:32:29.279 --> 00:32:31.559
<v Speaker 2>and I won't get into all of them, but there's

521
00:32:31.599 --> 00:32:35.720
<v Speaker 2>a million places where I was facing a fork in

522
00:32:35.759 --> 00:32:39.880
<v Speaker 2>the road and I could decide to do the thing

523
00:32:40.240 --> 00:32:44.119
<v Speaker 2>that many people would consider the smart business decision, and

524
00:32:45.160 --> 00:32:47.599
<v Speaker 2>all I could ask myself is but.

525
00:32:47.680 --> 00:32:49.400
<v Speaker 3>Can I live with that? Though?

526
00:32:50.160 --> 00:32:52.680
<v Speaker 2>And ultimately I was like I couldn't.

527
00:32:52.960 --> 00:32:53.160
<v Speaker 1>You know.

528
00:32:53.759 --> 00:32:56.240
<v Speaker 2>One of the ones that is the most sort of

529
00:32:56.640 --> 00:33:01.680
<v Speaker 2>recent is deciding to take the Harry Pottery down. Harry

530
00:33:01.680 --> 00:33:04.640
<v Speaker 2>Potter was far and away my most popular show, covering

531
00:33:04.640 --> 00:33:07.480
<v Speaker 2>that with Rashaan, she was totally unspoiled. It was a

532
00:33:07.720 --> 00:33:12.720
<v Speaker 2>huge success and became a major part of my life

533
00:33:12.759 --> 00:33:13.240
<v Speaker 2>for a while.

534
00:33:13.880 --> 00:33:14.480
<v Speaker 3>And then JK.

535
00:33:14.599 --> 00:33:18.440
<v Speaker 2>Rowling decided to become a fucking monster, and I just

536
00:33:18.720 --> 00:33:26.720
<v Speaker 2>couldn't justify making money off of a property that had

537
00:33:26.759 --> 00:33:30.319
<v Speaker 2>been created by somebody like that where I'm on tape

538
00:33:30.359 --> 00:33:34.599
<v Speaker 2>and Rashaan is on tape singing their praises and like

539
00:33:35.000 --> 00:33:38.359
<v Speaker 2>kind of handwaving issues in the text and all this.

540
00:33:38.799 --> 00:33:41.359
<v Speaker 2>There was just so much about leaving it up that

541
00:33:41.400 --> 00:33:46.920
<v Speaker 2>would compromise the message I am trying to put into

542
00:33:46.960 --> 00:33:50.920
<v Speaker 2>the world. And I took it down and it cost

543
00:33:51.079 --> 00:33:54.079
<v Speaker 2>a lot. I lost a lot doing that. It was

544
00:33:54.119 --> 00:33:57.240
<v Speaker 2>a it was a tough choice. I'm not gonna lie,

545
00:33:57.880 --> 00:34:03.559
<v Speaker 2>but I just didn't leave it up and keep profiting

546
00:34:03.559 --> 00:34:09.280
<v Speaker 2>off it. It just felt wrong. And it's like, I

547
00:34:09.440 --> 00:34:13.400
<v Speaker 2>just think, if you are willing to sacrifice your own

548
00:34:13.440 --> 00:34:18.440
<v Speaker 2>ethics for money, you are killing a part of yourself

549
00:34:19.039 --> 00:34:21.920
<v Speaker 2>and so making the money, you're trying to like fill

550
00:34:21.960 --> 00:34:25.639
<v Speaker 2>a hole that could have been filled with your soul,

551
00:34:26.440 --> 00:34:29.880
<v Speaker 2>but you made the whole by compromising the things that

552
00:34:29.960 --> 00:34:35.840
<v Speaker 2>allegedly really mattered to you, And now you've broken yourself

553
00:34:35.880 --> 00:34:40.000
<v Speaker 2>somehow and you're trying to like patch yourself back together

554
00:34:40.119 --> 00:34:41.719
<v Speaker 2>with money, and it's not going to work.

555
00:34:42.119 --> 00:34:44.480
<v Speaker 3>It's not going to do what you want, you know.

556
00:34:45.559 --> 00:34:53.639
<v Speaker 2>So anyway, I just this attitude of just what am

557
00:34:53.679 --> 00:34:57.000
<v Speaker 2>I going to do while I'm here? That's for the best,

558
00:34:57.320 --> 00:35:01.800
<v Speaker 2>instead of trying to think survive, you know, I'm only

559
00:35:01.800 --> 00:35:02.960
<v Speaker 2>going to surround myself.

560
00:35:02.719 --> 00:35:06.800
<v Speaker 3>With quote useful people. I think this is the only

561
00:35:06.840 --> 00:35:07.360
<v Speaker 3>way to live.

562
00:35:07.960 --> 00:35:11.360
<v Speaker 2>I like, the only way that you on your deathbed

563
00:35:11.599 --> 00:35:15.800
<v Speaker 2>don't feel like there's real regrets that you wish you

564
00:35:15.800 --> 00:35:23.320
<v Speaker 2>could go back and change. So anyway, this is uh

565
00:35:24.039 --> 00:35:27.880
<v Speaker 2>like a nice moment of learning who Karl is because

566
00:35:28.280 --> 00:35:32.960
<v Speaker 2>I was pretty certain he would make this decision, but

567
00:35:33.079 --> 00:35:36.960
<v Speaker 2>I I didn't really know, And I think that's it.

568
00:35:37.159 --> 00:35:44.119
<v Speaker 2>You never really know until you're in it. So are

569
00:35:44.159 --> 00:35:46.559
<v Speaker 2>there any other rest areas? Yeah, we know of two.

570
00:35:46.679 --> 00:35:48.719
<v Speaker 2>One doesn't have anything in it except a vending machine

571
00:35:48.719 --> 00:35:52.480
<v Speaker 2>that hands out wrapped candies. They taste like piss, but

572
00:35:52.559 --> 00:35:55.239
<v Speaker 2>give you a plus one boost to your dexterity. The

573
00:35:55.320 --> 00:36:01.599
<v Speaker 2>machine only works once a day, that fucking clothes. The

574
00:36:01.639 --> 00:36:04.280
<v Speaker 2>next place is further down a taco bell from Peru

575
00:36:04.360 --> 00:36:08.360
<v Speaker 2>and has full facilities, including coffee and beer, good beer.

576
00:36:10.920 --> 00:36:13.960
<v Speaker 2>And they talk about like clearing out the other quadrants

577
00:36:13.960 --> 00:36:17.920
<v Speaker 2>and that there are these like lizard creatures that poison you,

578
00:36:20.199 --> 00:36:22.199
<v Speaker 2>and he is like, they're nothing to fuck with. By

579
00:36:22.239 --> 00:36:24.440
<v Speaker 2>the way, I had to like use up some potions

580
00:36:24.480 --> 00:36:27.559
<v Speaker 2>in order to live long enough that the poison affect

581
00:36:27.639 --> 00:36:28.239
<v Speaker 2>war off.

582
00:36:28.280 --> 00:36:29.559
<v Speaker 3>I barely got out of there.

583
00:36:30.599 --> 00:36:35.000
<v Speaker 2>So Carl is like, Okay, we're going to go and

584
00:36:35.039 --> 00:36:37.719
<v Speaker 2>spend the rest of the day like dealing with that

585
00:36:38.360 --> 00:36:42.119
<v Speaker 2>and leveling up. Get some of those cans out of Agatha,

586
00:36:42.199 --> 00:36:44.199
<v Speaker 2>and I'm going to take him with us. And he

587
00:36:44.239 --> 00:36:46.239
<v Speaker 2>doesn't tell them what he's going to do with them,

588
00:36:46.679 --> 00:36:48.880
<v Speaker 2>but what we find out later is that he's going

589
00:36:48.960 --> 00:36:52.880
<v Speaker 2>to alter the signs so that they are they send

590
00:36:52.960 --> 00:37:00.320
<v Speaker 2>people in the wrong directions, and he says beware of

591
00:37:00.360 --> 00:37:04.719
<v Speaker 2>other crawlers, but he again hasn't specifically mentioned Frank and

592
00:37:04.800 --> 00:37:08.719
<v Speaker 2>Maggie bugs me guys. I really feel like he should

593
00:37:08.719 --> 00:37:11.480
<v Speaker 2>be giving them specific names of people to watch out for.

594
00:37:11.760 --> 00:37:13.639
<v Speaker 2>I just think that's the smart thing to do here.

595
00:37:15.840 --> 00:37:17.960
<v Speaker 2>And he's like, we're gonna watch the episode, get sleep

596
00:37:17.960 --> 00:37:20.679
<v Speaker 2>and come back, and then we are going to go

597
00:37:20.760 --> 00:37:26.800
<v Speaker 2>in there and fuck that boss up. And twenty three

598
00:37:27.039 --> 00:37:32.320
<v Speaker 2>is us going off by ourselves to grind, as he

599
00:37:32.360 --> 00:37:36.039
<v Speaker 2>puts it, and deal with this fucking boss.

600
00:37:36.599 --> 00:37:42.039
<v Speaker 3>This is a real weird one.

601
00:37:42.360 --> 00:37:47.840
<v Speaker 2>So first we have the Troglodite Pigmy and the AI says, oh,

602
00:37:48.000 --> 00:37:51.559
<v Speaker 2>these fuckers with an intelligence just shy of an off

603
00:37:51.679 --> 00:37:55.440
<v Speaker 2>dropped toddler. The standard Troglodite Pigmy Warrior would be harmless

604
00:37:55.440 --> 00:38:01.840
<v Speaker 2>if it wasn't so damn fast or venomous. So first

605
00:38:01.840 --> 00:38:06.199
<v Speaker 2>of all, here we have Donut using slightly overpowered missiles

606
00:38:06.239 --> 00:38:09.880
<v Speaker 2>to take them out, and she like he kind of says,

607
00:38:10.039 --> 00:38:12.639
<v Speaker 2>you really need to reserve that a little bit more,

608
00:38:12.679 --> 00:38:15.039
<v Speaker 2>and she argues with him about it. But then later

609
00:38:15.119 --> 00:38:17.760
<v Speaker 2>on she uses a slightly lower powered missile.

610
00:38:17.960 --> 00:38:19.079
<v Speaker 3>So I do enjoy that.

611
00:38:19.199 --> 00:38:25.199
<v Speaker 2>Like, despite Donut always being contrarian and protesting him giving

612
00:38:25.239 --> 00:38:28.280
<v Speaker 2>her instructions, it turns out that she is listening to him.

613
00:38:28.400 --> 00:38:31.719
<v Speaker 2>You know, I like that because I can beat this

614
00:38:31.760 --> 00:38:33.519
<v Speaker 2>way as well. I'll be like in the moment just

615
00:38:33.559 --> 00:38:35.800
<v Speaker 2>kind of like eh eh, and then later on I'll

616
00:38:35.840 --> 00:38:38.480
<v Speaker 2>just fine, I'll do it that way, you know. So

617
00:38:38.800 --> 00:38:43.840
<v Speaker 2>I saw myself in that a little bit, and he

618
00:38:44.239 --> 00:38:47.719
<v Speaker 2>tells her, like, you have a lot more strength than mine,

619
00:38:47.800 --> 00:38:51.000
<v Speaker 2>it's double what mine is. You really do need to

620
00:38:51.039 --> 00:38:53.880
<v Speaker 2>learn how to fight with your clause, And later on

621
00:38:53.960 --> 00:38:57.119
<v Speaker 2>we find out, eh, not really not in this body,

622
00:38:57.159 --> 00:39:04.599
<v Speaker 2>she doesn't. I am wondering what happens if he gives

623
00:39:04.639 --> 00:39:10.519
<v Speaker 2>her a different, like enhanced pet treat, because I don't

624
00:39:11.079 --> 00:39:13.880
<v Speaker 2>know if she'll lose the ability to talk, or if

625
00:39:13.880 --> 00:39:18.920
<v Speaker 2>that becomes something that rolls into the next like change

626
00:39:18.960 --> 00:39:23.119
<v Speaker 2>that overcomes her. And if she loses the ability to talk,

627
00:39:23.159 --> 00:39:26.920
<v Speaker 2>that'll be really weird. Like I have to assume she'd

628
00:39:26.920 --> 00:39:31.199
<v Speaker 2>still be able to communicate with him via the text chat, right,

629
00:39:31.360 --> 00:39:33.880
<v Speaker 2>So that's probably how that would work, but I feel

630
00:39:33.880 --> 00:39:39.679
<v Speaker 2>like things would be harder. And also she has insisted

631
00:39:39.719 --> 00:39:43.519
<v Speaker 2>that she's not going to change race, so the only

632
00:39:43.559 --> 00:39:45.639
<v Speaker 2>physical changes that will happen to her will be due

633
00:39:45.719 --> 00:39:49.320
<v Speaker 2>to those biscuits if she eats anymore. I don't remember

634
00:39:49.360 --> 00:39:52.079
<v Speaker 2>if they were if it was mentioned that they heal

635
00:39:52.320 --> 00:39:56.039
<v Speaker 2>or do anything in particular. And now she's not technically

636
00:39:56.079 --> 00:40:00.239
<v Speaker 2>a pet because she's a member of the party. I'm

637
00:40:00.239 --> 00:40:02.400
<v Speaker 2>not sure if he can even feed them to her anymore.

638
00:40:02.840 --> 00:40:05.039
<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of like you know, things up in

639
00:40:05.079 --> 00:40:05.599
<v Speaker 2>the air here.

640
00:40:07.320 --> 00:40:09.719
<v Speaker 3>So the Boss room.

641
00:40:09.760 --> 00:40:12.719
<v Speaker 2>The front door was one of those glass automatic sliding doors.

642
00:40:12.960 --> 00:40:14.840
<v Speaker 2>The sign on it was in English. It said open

643
00:40:14.880 --> 00:40:21.599
<v Speaker 2>twenty four hours and fitness weights gains. It was a

644
00:40:21.679 --> 00:40:26.360
<v Speaker 2>high ceilinged gym. Signs hung on the wall, filled with

645
00:40:26.400 --> 00:40:29.480
<v Speaker 2>slogans like today is the day you gain and excuses,

646
00:40:29.519 --> 00:40:33.599
<v Speaker 2>don't lose calories and release the beast. I feel like

647
00:40:33.639 --> 00:40:39.480
<v Speaker 2>it should be excuses, don't burn calories, don't lose calories.

648
00:40:39.519 --> 00:40:41.519
<v Speaker 3>That doesn't really make sense. I don't feel like that works.

649
00:40:42.559 --> 00:40:46.519
<v Speaker 2>The place smelled of sweat and oil and testosterone. From

650
00:40:46.559 --> 00:40:49.239
<v Speaker 2>around the corner, I could see racks of fitness equipment.

651
00:40:49.760 --> 00:40:52.079
<v Speaker 2>While not tiny, the place was much smaller than the

652
00:40:52.119 --> 00:40:55.719
<v Speaker 2>last boss room. I didn't dare throw a dynamite stick

653
00:40:55.719 --> 00:40:56.079
<v Speaker 2>in here.

654
00:40:58.480 --> 00:41:00.480
<v Speaker 3>First of all, just quick.

655
00:41:00.960 --> 00:41:04.159
<v Speaker 2>There are lots of women waitlifters, but it's melso testosterone.

656
00:41:04.239 --> 00:41:08.159
<v Speaker 2>Because of I am assuming the weird male creature that

657
00:41:08.280 --> 00:41:08.840
<v Speaker 2>is in here.

658
00:41:10.360 --> 00:41:13.800
<v Speaker 3>So this guy is called.

659
00:41:13.679 --> 00:41:18.360
<v Speaker 2>The Juicer, with a body enhanced by the finest anabolic

660
00:41:18.400 --> 00:41:21.559
<v Speaker 2>steroids the dark Web has to offer. The Juicer spends

661
00:41:21.599 --> 00:41:25.239
<v Speaker 2>his days pushing iron, iron snapping necks, and crying that

662
00:41:25.320 --> 00:41:28.679
<v Speaker 2>his pimple infested sack is a third the size.

663
00:41:28.320 --> 00:41:29.199
<v Speaker 3>It once was.

664
00:41:31.239 --> 00:41:35.400
<v Speaker 2>Having reached a planateau, rage now fills his enlarged heart.

665
00:41:35.920 --> 00:41:39.039
<v Speaker 2>All he ever wanted was to gain, But right now

666
00:41:39.199 --> 00:41:40.280
<v Speaker 2>he'll settle.

667
00:41:39.960 --> 00:41:43.039
<v Speaker 3>On bringing out the b.

668
00:41:45.119 --> 00:41:52.360
<v Speaker 2>And the narrator says the pain for I would say

669
00:41:52.360 --> 00:41:55.679
<v Speaker 2>a good five seconds. He stretches that word out.

670
00:41:56.559 --> 00:41:58.239
<v Speaker 3>It is really something.

671
00:41:58.400 --> 00:42:01.440
<v Speaker 2>It's like he had to take a real deep breath

672
00:42:01.519 --> 00:42:02.599
<v Speaker 2>before that delivery.

673
00:42:03.039 --> 00:42:03.719
<v Speaker 3>It was.

674
00:42:08.960 --> 00:42:14.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh God, and also right here, all he ever wanted

675
00:42:14.599 --> 00:42:17.039
<v Speaker 2>was to gain, But right now he'll settle on bringing

676
00:42:17.119 --> 00:42:19.400
<v Speaker 2>out the pain. I feel like it really should have

677
00:42:19.480 --> 00:42:23.320
<v Speaker 2>just been bringing the pain. That's the saying, right, I'm

678
00:42:23.320 --> 00:42:26.119
<v Speaker 2>gonna bring the pain. It's not I'm bringing out the pain.

679
00:42:27.039 --> 00:42:29.039
<v Speaker 2>I just I've got some notes for you. That's all

680
00:42:29.079 --> 00:42:29.519
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying.

681
00:42:29.559 --> 00:42:30.239
<v Speaker 3>Apologies.

682
00:42:30.280 --> 00:42:32.159
<v Speaker 2>I just feel like there were a few things here

683
00:42:32.199 --> 00:42:35.480
<v Speaker 2>that I get what you're doing, but probably could have

684
00:42:35.559 --> 00:42:36.559
<v Speaker 2>tightened it up a little bit.

685
00:42:39.360 --> 00:42:41.039
<v Speaker 1>So this.

686
00:42:43.199 --> 00:42:46.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Emhon is in the chat, Michael says, is the

687
00:42:46.480 --> 00:42:48.320
<v Speaker 2>hord Or and more too horrifying because she seemed to

688
00:42:48.320 --> 00:42:50.320
<v Speaker 2>have kept most of her faculties or this one where

689
00:42:50.320 --> 00:42:56.119
<v Speaker 2>they clearly fucked with his head. I say the first agree.

690
00:42:56.599 --> 00:42:58.440
<v Speaker 3>Now, look, I'm gonna be honest with you.

691
00:42:59.079 --> 00:43:01.320
<v Speaker 2>Part of me feeling this way is that I am

692
00:43:01.360 --> 00:43:04.599
<v Speaker 2>also a fat woman who is forty years old. So

693
00:43:04.679 --> 00:43:08.559
<v Speaker 2>I just identified more with the hoarder, which is unfortunate.

694
00:43:09.800 --> 00:43:14.079
<v Speaker 2>But also she was able to say too much and

695
00:43:14.119 --> 00:43:18.199
<v Speaker 2>it was so much more upsetting. It's still upsetting here

696
00:43:18.320 --> 00:43:20.519
<v Speaker 2>when he is saying like, hey, no it hurts.

697
00:43:22.360 --> 00:43:22.840
<v Speaker 3>I just.

698
00:43:25.280 --> 00:43:29.519
<v Speaker 2>Have rarely played video games where people are like crying

699
00:43:29.599 --> 00:43:32.480
<v Speaker 2>for mercy while you kill them. It's not something that

700
00:43:32.639 --> 00:43:35.280
<v Speaker 2>usually happens in the games that I play, or the

701
00:43:35.400 --> 00:43:37.440
<v Speaker 2>characters that I choose to play and the paths that

702
00:43:37.519 --> 00:43:44.320
<v Speaker 2>I choose within the game. So even though this guy

703
00:43:45.079 --> 00:43:48.800
<v Speaker 2>was like he is mixed with another creature, they have

704
00:43:48.960 --> 00:43:55.360
<v Speaker 2>made him actively less human. That helped, but it did

705
00:43:55.480 --> 00:44:06.760
<v Speaker 2>not totally undo how I was feeling. And this dude's like, whole, bro,

706
00:44:07.079 --> 00:44:08.400
<v Speaker 2>the monstrosity croaked.

707
00:44:08.440 --> 00:44:09.599
<v Speaker 3>I need a spot, bro.

708
00:44:10.559 --> 00:44:14.639
<v Speaker 2>And then he like chucks a fucking weight from the

709
00:44:15.039 --> 00:44:20.199
<v Speaker 2>It's not like a dumb bell. He throws like what

710
00:44:20.239 --> 00:44:22.679
<v Speaker 2>are called plates that you put on a barbell.

711
00:44:22.800 --> 00:44:25.159
<v Speaker 3>Those weights. I have a bunch of those right over here.

712
00:44:26.480 --> 00:44:30.920
<v Speaker 2>Mine are pink and there's some guys look just off

713
00:44:30.920 --> 00:44:33.239
<v Speaker 2>topic really quick. But I have had my eye on

714
00:44:33.320 --> 00:44:38.760
<v Speaker 2>these plates that are decorated to look like donuts with

715
00:44:38.920 --> 00:44:42.239
<v Speaker 2>sprinkles for so long, and I have been like wanting

716
00:44:42.280 --> 00:44:43.599
<v Speaker 2>to buy them, and they're just I.

717
00:44:43.559 --> 00:44:44.360
<v Speaker 3>Don't need them.

718
00:44:44.400 --> 00:44:45.760
<v Speaker 2>I can work out with the ones that I have,

719
00:44:45.880 --> 00:44:48.719
<v Speaker 2>and I am, but I do. I do want them

720
00:44:48.840 --> 00:44:51.960
<v Speaker 2>very very badly. And I understand the irony of wanting

721
00:44:52.199 --> 00:44:55.880
<v Speaker 2>to lose weight and lift weights that look like donuts,

722
00:44:55.920 --> 00:44:58.480
<v Speaker 2>but I don't care, and I stand by it. So

723
00:45:00.840 --> 00:45:06.639
<v Speaker 2>long story short, this dude comes very very very close

724
00:45:06.719 --> 00:45:11.239
<v Speaker 2>to killing Carl, and Dona is required to jump in

725
00:45:11.280 --> 00:45:17.679
<v Speaker 2>here and the description of her attacking I'm trying to

726
00:45:17.719 --> 00:45:23.800
<v Speaker 2>find the spot here. She emerged flying through the air,

727
00:45:23.920 --> 00:45:27.599
<v Speaker 2>claws out like a tiger pouncing on unsuspecting prey. She

728
00:45:27.719 --> 00:45:31.480
<v Speaker 2>landed directly on the monster's massive, bulbous shoulder, and she

729
00:45:31.559 --> 00:45:34.400
<v Speaker 2>bit down hard on his vein covered neck as her

730
00:45:34.440 --> 00:45:38.800
<v Speaker 2>rear legs scrabble at his back. Tendrils of green and

731
00:45:39.000 --> 00:45:42.440
<v Speaker 2>red tissue went flying as if she were a potato

732
00:45:42.559 --> 00:45:51.119
<v Speaker 2>peeler gone haywire. That was some real imagery there, that

733
00:45:51.360 --> 00:45:53.440
<v Speaker 2>like she's a potato peel like that. I don't know why,

734
00:45:53.679 --> 00:45:56.320
<v Speaker 2>but guys, that is embedded in my brain and I'm

735
00:45:56.400 --> 00:46:03.719
<v Speaker 2>just like, oh God. But like she manages to do

736
00:46:04.320 --> 00:46:06.880
<v Speaker 2>enough damage here that it kills this thing because of

737
00:46:06.960 --> 00:46:11.760
<v Speaker 2>blood loss. Right, she does some here, but he tosses

738
00:46:11.800 --> 00:46:15.440
<v Speaker 2>her off like she's nothing, and she comes so close

739
00:46:15.480 --> 00:46:18.400
<v Speaker 2>to death. I wasn't worried, I'll be honest. I was

740
00:46:18.400 --> 00:46:23.079
<v Speaker 2>sure she was going to be fine, but it was

741
00:46:23.159 --> 00:46:25.719
<v Speaker 2>on my mind that he has these pet biscuits and

742
00:46:25.880 --> 00:46:27.679
<v Speaker 2>is he going to have to rescue her by giving

743
00:46:27.719 --> 00:46:31.559
<v Speaker 2>her one? And will that change who she is? And

744
00:46:31.719 --> 00:46:35.400
<v Speaker 2>that doesn't wind up being an issue, but I wonder

745
00:46:35.440 --> 00:46:37.239
<v Speaker 2>if that's going to be how things go at some

746
00:46:37.360 --> 00:46:44.119
<v Speaker 2>point later, you know. So he gets all of these

747
00:46:44.159 --> 00:46:48.960
<v Speaker 2>like achievements because they killed the thing as he's trying

748
00:46:49.000 --> 00:46:52.960
<v Speaker 2>to like heal her, and so he's getting very irritated

749
00:46:52.960 --> 00:46:56.199
<v Speaker 2>because they're taking up his screen. And then I had

750
00:46:56.239 --> 00:46:59.159
<v Speaker 2>a scroll of heal critter. I read it, but it

751
00:46:59.199 --> 00:47:02.199
<v Speaker 2>didn't work on her. The scroll evaporated for my menu

752
00:47:02.239 --> 00:47:05.360
<v Speaker 2>with an error message no valid target available.

753
00:47:05.440 --> 00:47:06.480
<v Speaker 3>You just wasted a.

754
00:47:06.480 --> 00:47:10.559
<v Speaker 2>Valuable scroll, demass. I couldn't cast my heel spell on her,

755
00:47:10.599 --> 00:47:12.679
<v Speaker 2>even if I did have enough man of points, which

756
00:47:12.719 --> 00:47:16.000
<v Speaker 2>I didn't. So I'm assuming that the way this would

757
00:47:16.039 --> 00:47:17.960
<v Speaker 2>have worked is that he would have to give her

758
00:47:18.079 --> 00:47:20.559
<v Speaker 2>the scroll and she would have to read it and

759
00:47:20.599 --> 00:47:24.800
<v Speaker 2>it would work on her rights. That's why it says

760
00:47:24.800 --> 00:47:27.960
<v Speaker 2>no valid target available. It's just weird to me that

761
00:47:28.039 --> 00:47:31.840
<v Speaker 2>he would have a scroll called Heel Critter. This is

762
00:47:31.880 --> 00:47:34.800
<v Speaker 2>what's making me wonder about her being a pet anymore?

763
00:47:35.480 --> 00:47:38.159
<v Speaker 2>Would that have worked on her if she were still

764
00:47:38.199 --> 00:47:43.039
<v Speaker 2>classified as a pet. Like, I'm just trying to figure

765
00:47:43.039 --> 00:47:45.920
<v Speaker 2>out exactly what it is about the situation that made

766
00:47:45.920 --> 00:47:51.280
<v Speaker 2>this not work. Michael says, I've tried to do evil

767
00:47:51.320 --> 00:47:52.920
<v Speaker 2>runs in games and couldn't do it.

768
00:47:53.320 --> 00:47:54.920
<v Speaker 3>Agree, I can't. I never can.

769
00:47:55.119 --> 00:47:58.679
<v Speaker 2>I don't care if it's not real, I just can't.

770
00:47:59.079 --> 00:48:02.119
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't have any more enhanced pet biscuits, just normal ones.

771
00:48:02.119 --> 00:48:05.119
<v Speaker 2>He only got the one from the legendary box. Oh shit,

772
00:48:05.320 --> 00:48:07.400
<v Speaker 2>I thought that box had like a bunch of them

773
00:48:07.440 --> 00:48:14.039
<v Speaker 2>in there. Oh. I completely misunderstood how that was going. Okay,

774
00:48:15.079 --> 00:48:19.280
<v Speaker 2>So I've been like operating under this assumption that this

775
00:48:19.400 --> 00:48:22.559
<v Speaker 2>is going to change her permanently in some way again,

776
00:48:23.119 --> 00:48:25.320
<v Speaker 2>but if she gets changed, it's going to be.

777
00:48:25.320 --> 00:48:26.159
<v Speaker 3>A different thing.

778
00:48:26.599 --> 00:48:28.719
<v Speaker 2>Okay, thank you for clearing that up, Michael, because I

779
00:48:28.719 --> 00:48:33.559
<v Speaker 2>definitely have thought that he had more than that. And

780
00:48:33.679 --> 00:48:36.440
<v Speaker 2>Rob says, no valid target because she's not a critter anymore. Okay, yeah,

781
00:48:36.480 --> 00:48:40.519
<v Speaker 2>that's what I was thinking. She five hundred regular biscuits,

782
00:48:40.599 --> 00:48:44.760
<v Speaker 2>one enhanced. Okay, that's probably one of those moments where

783
00:48:44.840 --> 00:48:47.400
<v Speaker 2>listening to the audiobook gets me a little bit confused.

784
00:48:49.880 --> 00:48:52.800
<v Speaker 2>So here he's like, thinking, maybe I can give her

785
00:48:52.880 --> 00:48:57.199
<v Speaker 2>a healing potion, and he remembers that her bar because

786
00:48:57.239 --> 00:49:00.400
<v Speaker 2>there's like a timer cool down between taking healing pots.

787
00:49:01.280 --> 00:49:04.360
<v Speaker 2>He remembers her being longer than his, and he's like,

788
00:49:04.639 --> 00:49:07.039
<v Speaker 2>what can happen if you take them too close together?

789
00:49:07.079 --> 00:49:10.639
<v Speaker 2>So he tests it out for himself and he gets

790
00:49:10.800 --> 00:49:13.559
<v Speaker 2>you've been poisoned. So he realizes, like, I can't give

791
00:49:13.599 --> 00:49:15.760
<v Speaker 2>her another one because that would kill her because her

792
00:49:15.760 --> 00:49:21.280
<v Speaker 2>health bar is so low. And then finally there's this

793
00:49:21.360 --> 00:49:25.000
<v Speaker 2>cracking sound as her leg sets itself, and all of

794
00:49:25.039 --> 00:49:27.719
<v Speaker 2>a sudden, her health bar starts to crawl upward again.

795
00:49:28.280 --> 00:49:32.440
<v Speaker 2>And I love this. The way that this narrator does

796
00:49:32.480 --> 00:49:34.679
<v Speaker 2>this is very funny because he kind of gives her

797
00:49:36.119 --> 00:49:40.360
<v Speaker 2>almost like an accent here out of nowhere. She's had

798
00:49:41.599 --> 00:49:46.239
<v Speaker 2>just almost a British accent sometimes, and I say British,

799
00:49:46.960 --> 00:49:50.440
<v Speaker 2>eh kind of, not even really, but like this here,

800
00:49:52.880 --> 00:49:57.320
<v Speaker 2>I have been grievously injured in battle. In saving you,

801
00:49:57.719 --> 00:50:01.079
<v Speaker 2>I have made the ultimate sacrifice. I can feel my

802
00:50:01.159 --> 00:50:05.360
<v Speaker 2>life fading away, Karl. I'm circling that last bend into

803
00:50:05.400 --> 00:50:05.800
<v Speaker 2>the drain.

804
00:50:06.400 --> 00:50:08.000
<v Speaker 3>This is the end.

805
00:50:08.840 --> 00:50:12.000
<v Speaker 2>I used my claws, like you said, and I have

806
00:50:12.119 --> 00:50:16.519
<v Speaker 2>perished as a result. Miss Beatrice is going to be

807
00:50:16.679 --> 00:50:18.159
<v Speaker 2>most displeased with you.

808
00:50:19.519 --> 00:50:22.280
<v Speaker 3>I mean, this is gold.

809
00:50:22.320 --> 00:50:26.119
<v Speaker 2>Tell Ferdinand, tell him I loved him. I loved him

810
00:50:26.480 --> 00:50:32.079
<v Speaker 2>ever since I first saw him. And then this mortal

811
00:50:32.159 --> 00:50:38.000
<v Speaker 2>coil is shit, and he's just like, all right, all right,

812
00:50:38.119 --> 00:50:38.880
<v Speaker 2>get the fuck up.

813
00:50:39.039 --> 00:50:39.440
<v Speaker 3>Enough of this.

814
00:50:43.000 --> 00:50:51.760
<v Speaker 2>I love it so much, oh God. So I spent

815
00:50:51.840 --> 00:50:54.679
<v Speaker 2>some time grabbing all the weight equipment I could carry.

816
00:50:54.880 --> 00:50:58.199
<v Speaker 2>Free weights and dumbbells littered the room. I took them all.

817
00:50:58.679 --> 00:51:01.280
<v Speaker 2>I grabbed multiple weight bends, which weighed nothing. Once I

818
00:51:01.320 --> 00:51:03.760
<v Speaker 2>removed the bars, I broke down a door I hadn't

819
00:51:03.800 --> 00:51:06.679
<v Speaker 2>noticed earlier, and within where several mats and heavy medicine

820
00:51:06.679 --> 00:51:09.280
<v Speaker 2>balls and various pieces of broken gym equipment, along with

821
00:51:09.320 --> 00:51:12.960
<v Speaker 2>some wrenches and other tools all into the inventory, including

822
00:51:12.960 --> 00:51:15.559
<v Speaker 2>the broken door. I then took everything off the office

823
00:51:15.559 --> 00:51:18.639
<v Speaker 2>counter on the receptionist desks, including a laptop with a

824
00:51:18.679 --> 00:51:22.760
<v Speaker 2>dead battery and a cabinet filled with paper files. Why

825
00:51:22.760 --> 00:51:27.400
<v Speaker 2>are you even bothering, Donut, asked, having fully recovered. If

826
00:51:27.440 --> 00:51:29.400
<v Speaker 2>we can lift it, then we can take it. It

827
00:51:29.480 --> 00:51:32.440
<v Speaker 2>only takes a second. The system is really good about

828
00:51:32.440 --> 00:51:35.199
<v Speaker 2>categorizing it all. For some things like that cabinet, it's

829
00:51:35.199 --> 00:51:36.760
<v Speaker 2>faster to pick up the whole thing and add everything

830
00:51:36.800 --> 00:51:39.760
<v Speaker 2>into the inventory than to search it. For example, I

831
00:51:39.800 --> 00:51:42.199
<v Speaker 2>held out my hand and a half full bottle of

832
00:51:42.280 --> 00:51:46.079
<v Speaker 2>Johnny Walker black appeared. This was hidden in that cabinet somewhere.

833
00:51:46.320 --> 00:51:48.679
<v Speaker 2>The inventory system lets me keep it all together, and

834
00:51:48.719 --> 00:51:50.119
<v Speaker 2>it lets me take things out of it too.

835
00:51:50.480 --> 00:51:52.280
<v Speaker 3>It's great once you figure out how to work it.

836
00:51:52.360 --> 00:51:54.199
<v Speaker 2>We don't know what will be useful and when, so

837
00:51:54.239 --> 00:51:56.159
<v Speaker 2>if it's not bolted to the ground, it's going in

838
00:51:56.199 --> 00:52:00.960
<v Speaker 2>the bag. This is, in my opinion, the core attitude

839
00:52:00.960 --> 00:52:03.800
<v Speaker 2>to have. If you don't have a limit on your inventory,

840
00:52:03.840 --> 00:52:06.000
<v Speaker 2>why the fuck wouldn't you take everything that you can

841
00:52:06.559 --> 00:52:09.639
<v Speaker 2>One you can sell things. Two What if you managed

842
00:52:09.679 --> 00:52:13.679
<v Speaker 2>to get into a floor that stays open for a

843
00:52:13.719 --> 00:52:18.599
<v Speaker 2>really long time, and you got all this stuff so

844
00:52:18.599 --> 00:52:21.719
<v Speaker 2>that you can train, You can do weightlifting and stuff

845
00:52:21.760 --> 00:52:25.320
<v Speaker 2>to actually like maybe physically make yourself stronger somehow. I

846
00:52:25.320 --> 00:52:28.280
<v Speaker 2>don't know what that effects when the game has so

847
00:52:28.320 --> 00:52:33.679
<v Speaker 2>many buffs and what not built into your equipment, but like,

848
00:52:34.159 --> 00:52:37.480
<v Speaker 2>I could see this stuff being really useful in a

849
00:52:37.559 --> 00:52:41.039
<v Speaker 2>variety of ways. Also, I will remind you guys that

850
00:52:41.159 --> 00:52:45.800
<v Speaker 2>I related strongly to the Horder character, so I guess

851
00:52:45.800 --> 00:52:48.400
<v Speaker 2>it's probably no surprise that that is the direction that

852
00:52:48.440 --> 00:52:51.719
<v Speaker 2>I am going in here. But I will say that

853
00:52:51.960 --> 00:52:56.679
<v Speaker 2>the weight limit in Skyrim was my mortal nemesis while

854
00:52:56.719 --> 00:53:01.079
<v Speaker 2>I was playing that game, having to drop stuff bummed

855
00:53:01.119 --> 00:53:05.119
<v Speaker 2>me out so bad, And like, it's the half of

856
00:53:05.159 --> 00:53:09.480
<v Speaker 2>it is just like a wooden plate, a heel of bread.

857
00:53:10.079 --> 00:53:14.920
<v Speaker 2>It's not likely to be that useful, but you never know.

858
00:53:15.599 --> 00:53:17.639
<v Speaker 2>The difficulty in that game as well is if you

859
00:53:17.679 --> 00:53:21.119
<v Speaker 2>go to sell shit, the vendor that you're dealing with

860
00:53:21.239 --> 00:53:24.679
<v Speaker 2>has a limited amount of gold to spend, and so

861
00:53:25.280 --> 00:53:27.400
<v Speaker 2>even if you've got a ton of shit in your

862
00:53:27.440 --> 00:53:30.079
<v Speaker 2>inventory to sell, you can only sell so much of

863
00:53:30.119 --> 00:53:32.400
<v Speaker 2>it before they literally run out of money, and then

864
00:53:32.400 --> 00:53:34.119
<v Speaker 2>you have to find a different person to go sell to.

865
00:53:35.239 --> 00:53:36.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if that's how this is going to

866
00:53:36.760 --> 00:53:38.719
<v Speaker 2>work in this game, or if he can just take

867
00:53:39.079 --> 00:53:41.119
<v Speaker 2>almost everything out and sell it all at once. You know,

868
00:53:41.679 --> 00:53:44.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, because the inventory is different for him.

869
00:53:44.519 --> 00:53:47.320
<v Speaker 2>I have to assume that the selling will operate differently.

870
00:53:46.920 --> 00:53:48.079
<v Speaker 3>But it may be the same.

871
00:53:50.960 --> 00:53:55.559
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, this whole like take everything because you never know.

872
00:53:56.519 --> 00:53:59.679
<v Speaker 2>I mean, they are coming across some really weird shit

873
00:54:00.280 --> 00:54:03.880
<v Speaker 2>in this game. I just don't think there's any way

874
00:54:03.920 --> 00:54:07.920
<v Speaker 2>to predict the kinds of bosses or monsters or.

875
00:54:09.320 --> 00:54:10.440
<v Speaker 3>Just different areas of the.

876
00:54:10.400 --> 00:54:16.559
<v Speaker 2>Map, and you never know what could come in handy.

877
00:54:16.760 --> 00:54:23.719
<v Speaker 2>So then they go see Mordecai and he goes over

878
00:54:23.800 --> 00:54:29.199
<v Speaker 2>their fight and decides to tell them how they could

879
00:54:29.199 --> 00:54:34.360
<v Speaker 2>have improved the whole thing. He says, the Goblin boss

880
00:54:34.719 --> 00:54:38.480
<v Speaker 2>is pretty tough, so the killing him the way that

881
00:54:38.559 --> 00:54:43.039
<v Speaker 2>you did brilliant. And then the juicer that's a new thing.

882
00:54:46.119 --> 00:54:49.119
<v Speaker 2>Programs about your culture are reaching all corners of the galaxy.

883
00:54:49.159 --> 00:54:51.559
<v Speaker 2>The bosses are part of that. It's like this every season.

884
00:54:52.800 --> 00:54:54.360
<v Speaker 2>When you hit it with that heavyweight, you did the

885
00:54:54.400 --> 00:54:56.400
<v Speaker 2>same amount of damage as you would have with your fist.

886
00:54:56.760 --> 00:54:59.880
<v Speaker 2>You need to understand how powerful your bare knuckle skill

887
00:54:59.880 --> 00:55:02.960
<v Speaker 2>is become. It's just as good right now as any

888
00:55:03.000 --> 00:55:07.760
<v Speaker 2>unenchanted weapon you may find. I understand it's not convenient sometimes,

889
00:55:08.039 --> 00:55:11.360
<v Speaker 2>but I recommend sticking with a bare hand attack. Also,

890
00:55:11.679 --> 00:55:14.320
<v Speaker 2>you wasted the confusing fog scrolls. Next time, have the

891
00:55:14.360 --> 00:55:18.199
<v Speaker 2>party member with the highest intelligence read any scrolls. Yours

892
00:55:18.400 --> 00:55:21.199
<v Speaker 2>made it last fifteen seconds hers, it would have lasted

893
00:55:21.199 --> 00:55:25.760
<v Speaker 2>one hundred and twenty seconds. Her shred attack is very powerful,

894
00:55:25.960 --> 00:55:29.159
<v Speaker 2>but it's useless unless she gains more armor and more health.

895
00:55:29.199 --> 00:55:32.639
<v Speaker 2>You're lucky she hadn't broken her neck. Picking a class

896
00:55:32.840 --> 00:55:35.079
<v Speaker 2>or a race with a high base constitution will help,

897
00:55:35.119 --> 00:55:37.599
<v Speaker 2>but not much. She needs to load up on items

898
00:55:37.599 --> 00:55:39.840
<v Speaker 2>that enhance it, and those tend to be less.

899
00:55:39.679 --> 00:55:43.880
<v Speaker 3>Common, so.

900
00:55:45.440 --> 00:55:46.239
<v Speaker 1>She is.

901
00:55:46.920 --> 00:55:48.840
<v Speaker 2>This is when she says that she's not changing from

902
00:55:48.920 --> 00:55:53.079
<v Speaker 2>a cat. She demands that Carl change into a cat,

903
00:55:53.119 --> 00:55:55.280
<v Speaker 2>and he's like, yeah, that's not happening. In fact, I've

904
00:55:55.280 --> 00:55:58.280
<v Speaker 2>decided to stick with human, so that's what I'm gonna be.

905
00:55:59.480 --> 00:56:03.320
<v Speaker 2>And then she gets a spell called puddle Jumper. She

906
00:56:03.360 --> 00:56:06.000
<v Speaker 2>can teleport herself and up to three others to somewhere

907
00:56:06.039 --> 00:56:10.039
<v Speaker 2>else within her line of sight. It will be especially

908
00:56:10.159 --> 00:56:13.199
<v Speaker 2>useful if you come across rivers of lava or other

909
00:56:13.280 --> 00:56:17.639
<v Speaker 2>impassable locations. Higher levels of the spell allow her to

910
00:56:17.679 --> 00:56:20.679
<v Speaker 2>go further. If she manages to hit level fifteen, it

911
00:56:20.719 --> 00:56:23.000
<v Speaker 2>works almost as well as teleport, one of the most

912
00:56:23.000 --> 00:56:26.639
<v Speaker 2>powerful important spells to have in the dungeon. Twenty minute

913
00:56:26.639 --> 00:56:28.480
<v Speaker 2>a cast and a tight and second delay and a

914
00:56:28.519 --> 00:56:32.679
<v Speaker 2>five hour cool down. It's not good as a combat

915
00:56:32.719 --> 00:56:34.679
<v Speaker 2>spell with that long of a delay, but it's still

916
00:56:34.719 --> 00:56:39.079
<v Speaker 2>great to have. And He's like, all right, well, healing though,

917
00:56:39.079 --> 00:56:43.800
<v Speaker 2>we need to focus on that. And Mordecai is like, well,

918
00:56:43.880 --> 00:56:46.239
<v Speaker 2>you've got heel scrolls and I bet you're about to

919
00:56:46.239 --> 00:56:49.440
<v Speaker 2>get some more. But stop letting her use melee attacks

920
00:56:49.480 --> 00:56:54.760
<v Speaker 2>unless it's totally necessary. Her strength stat is phenomenal for

921
00:56:54.800 --> 00:56:59.719
<v Speaker 2>this floor, but it'll catch up to her later. She's

922
00:56:59.719 --> 00:57:02.320
<v Speaker 2>in the wrong body to properly utilize that stat for

923
00:57:02.360 --> 00:57:04.920
<v Speaker 2>hand to hand combat. Plus, our health is simply too low.

924
00:57:05.559 --> 00:57:08.719
<v Speaker 2>Your dodge skill is level four, keep working on it.

925
00:57:08.800 --> 00:57:11.199
<v Speaker 2>Once it hits five, it'll be much easier for you.

926
00:57:14.719 --> 00:57:21.840
<v Speaker 2>So then he mentions the Burrow boss to Mordecai, and uh,

927
00:57:22.519 --> 00:57:24.679
<v Speaker 2>Mordecai is just like, you need to just find a

928
00:57:24.679 --> 00:57:27.480
<v Speaker 2>different set of stairs there. Most of them aren't going

929
00:57:27.519 --> 00:57:28.039
<v Speaker 2>to be guarded.

930
00:57:28.119 --> 00:57:29.159
<v Speaker 3>Just go somewhere else.

931
00:57:29.960 --> 00:57:32.920
<v Speaker 2>And he's like, dude, I don't think we're going to

932
00:57:33.039 --> 00:57:37.239
<v Speaker 2>find another set of stairs. We like traveled all over

933
00:57:37.559 --> 00:57:39.320
<v Speaker 2>and this is the only one that we came across.

934
00:57:39.360 --> 00:57:41.960
<v Speaker 2>I think this is it. Do you have any tips?

935
00:57:43.360 --> 00:57:45.920
<v Speaker 2>And Mordecai is like, first of all, I'm not allowed

936
00:57:45.920 --> 00:57:48.360
<v Speaker 2>to tell you anything like that because it's considered cheating.

937
00:57:49.280 --> 00:57:54.960
<v Speaker 2>But and then he talks about how every boss has

938
00:57:55.000 --> 00:57:59.639
<v Speaker 2>their own particular weakness that is exploitable if you're like

939
00:57:59.679 --> 00:58:06.639
<v Speaker 2>really paying attention to how they worked, and he you know,

940
00:58:07.400 --> 00:58:11.159
<v Speaker 2>with the Lama, it was his throat. With the Juicer,

941
00:58:12.000 --> 00:58:15.159
<v Speaker 2>it was the bite to the neck, which makes sense

942
00:58:15.159 --> 00:58:20.760
<v Speaker 2>because his veins were like really prominent. Mordecai points out

943
00:58:20.800 --> 00:58:24.440
<v Speaker 2>that the hoarder, she had the bugs coming out of

944
00:58:24.440 --> 00:58:26.239
<v Speaker 2>her mouth, and if they had killed one before it

945
00:58:26.320 --> 00:58:28.360
<v Speaker 2>actually came out, she would have choked to death on it,

946
00:58:28.400 --> 00:58:31.599
<v Speaker 2>and that would have killed her, which is so hideous.

947
00:58:31.639 --> 00:58:36.400
<v Speaker 2>You guys just like just you know, like, oh my god.

948
00:58:36.840 --> 00:58:42.559
<v Speaker 2>But and he says, there have been clues every time,

949
00:58:42.639 --> 00:58:49.800
<v Speaker 2>there will always be clues, and he gets a gold

950
00:58:49.880 --> 00:58:56.599
<v Speaker 2>Brawler Box, a pile of Ninja Stars and Chanted sure

951
00:58:56.639 --> 00:59:03.239
<v Speaker 2>a kin of Bloodless times one hundred and when it

952
00:59:03.239 --> 00:59:05.280
<v Speaker 2>says the damage increases by eight percent, does that mean

953
00:59:05.280 --> 00:59:09.239
<v Speaker 2>from the original mount or compounded? And Mordecai comes back,

954
00:59:09.639 --> 00:59:11.599
<v Speaker 2>like he goes off in his head for a second

955
00:59:11.639 --> 00:59:14.039
<v Speaker 2>and comes back and he's like compounded. So that's pretty

956
00:59:14.079 --> 00:59:20.880
<v Speaker 2>damn good, But they are really really fragile. The Golden

957
00:59:20.920 --> 00:59:24.719
<v Speaker 2>Looter Box contained yet another skill potion, a determined value

958
00:59:24.760 --> 00:59:27.159
<v Speaker 2>skill Tonic. I drank it, leveling the skill up to two.

959
00:59:27.239 --> 00:59:30.000
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't see a difference in the menu. The Brawler

960
00:59:30.039 --> 00:59:33.440
<v Speaker 2>Box contained the best of the lot, enchanted War Gauntlet

961
00:59:33.480 --> 00:59:38.079
<v Speaker 2>of the Exalted Groll plus three in strength in fist

962
00:59:38.159 --> 00:59:42.320
<v Speaker 2>mode only, plus one Dexterity, plus two skill levels Iron

963
00:59:42.400 --> 00:59:46.159
<v Speaker 2>Punch skill plus one two skill level of Powerful Strike.

964
00:59:47.360 --> 00:59:50.360
<v Speaker 2>A wrist bracer that transforms into a spiked war gauntlet

965
00:59:50.360 --> 00:59:52.960
<v Speaker 2>of Orchiesh Steel when the hand is shaped into a fist.

966
00:59:54.559 --> 00:59:59.800
<v Speaker 2>Remove this item before you jerk off, which did crack

967
00:59:59.840 --> 01:00:03.519
<v Speaker 2>me out? If you use this weapon to strike adherents

968
01:00:03.559 --> 01:00:06.199
<v Speaker 2>of the war god Grol, you have a one point

969
01:00:06.239 --> 01:00:10.039
<v Speaker 2>five percent chance to transfigure your target into the deity himself.

970
01:00:10.800 --> 01:00:11.840
<v Speaker 2>Trust me on this.

971
01:00:11.920 --> 01:00:13.519
<v Speaker 3>You don't want to do that.

972
01:00:14.800 --> 01:00:19.800
<v Speaker 2>So he asks about telling who worships grow Mordecai explains

973
01:00:19.880 --> 01:00:25.119
<v Speaker 2>that equine creatures worship, and also they often have blue

974
01:00:25.400 --> 01:00:28.760
<v Speaker 2>paint on their faces, and that's a giveaway. And then

975
01:00:28.800 --> 01:00:33.320
<v Speaker 2>he says, and he's really careful, just so you know,

976
01:00:34.119 --> 01:00:38.079
<v Speaker 2>Grol isn't a real god. There are no real gods

977
01:00:38.159 --> 01:00:38.960
<v Speaker 2>in this game.

978
01:00:41.079 --> 01:00:42.440
<v Speaker 3>You said you.

979
01:00:42.519 --> 01:00:45.239
<v Speaker 2>Worry that some of these bosses and mobs are like

980
01:00:45.320 --> 01:00:50.079
<v Speaker 2>you here against their will. That's not always going to

981
01:00:50.119 --> 01:00:55.239
<v Speaker 2>be the case, especially later on. Remember that there are

982
01:00:55.360 --> 01:00:58.840
<v Speaker 2>no gods here, just those who pay.

983
01:00:58.719 --> 01:01:00.440
<v Speaker 3>For the privilege.

984
01:01:01.199 --> 01:01:04.280
<v Speaker 2>And I am thinking what he's trying to tell him

985
01:01:06.840 --> 01:01:09.760
<v Speaker 2>might have been more relevant if Karl had been somebody

986
01:01:09.760 --> 01:01:13.880
<v Speaker 2>we knew was explicitly religious, because what I'm getting from

987
01:01:13.880 --> 01:01:17.639
<v Speaker 2>this is that maybe there are people like who are

988
01:01:17.679 --> 01:01:20.360
<v Speaker 2>religious who get tricked into doing things because a god

989
01:01:20.440 --> 01:01:23.039
<v Speaker 2>they believe in is being mimicked in the game, and

990
01:01:23.079 --> 01:01:25.599
<v Speaker 2>they think they're doing something that God is telling them

991
01:01:25.639 --> 01:01:29.400
<v Speaker 2>to do, when really it's just some asshole who gets

992
01:01:29.440 --> 01:01:33.280
<v Speaker 2>to play Christ for the day, you know, But I

993
01:01:33.280 --> 01:01:37.840
<v Speaker 2>don't know, it might be a whole different thing. Oh

994
01:01:37.880 --> 01:01:40.360
<v Speaker 2>my God, you guys, I'm so sorry. I'm just realizing

995
01:01:40.360 --> 01:01:42.320
<v Speaker 2>that I am at an hour already and I haven't

996
01:01:42.360 --> 01:01:47.320
<v Speaker 2>even gotten to the final chapter here. Honestly, though, this

997
01:01:47.440 --> 01:01:50.559
<v Speaker 2>chapter is like, it's a boss fight, but there is

998
01:01:50.679 --> 01:01:55.960
<v Speaker 2>just so much fighting, and I feel like this is

999
01:01:56.000 --> 01:02:02.320
<v Speaker 2>something that's very easy to talk about quickly. So they

1000
01:02:02.360 --> 01:02:06.960
<v Speaker 2>watch the next episode of the game and are not

1001
01:02:07.159 --> 01:02:11.519
<v Speaker 2>featured again, which obviously Donut is really pissed about, but

1002
01:02:12.239 --> 01:02:14.599
<v Speaker 2>we kind of have skipped over that and go right

1003
01:02:14.679 --> 01:02:19.119
<v Speaker 2>into them entering the area where the boss is. Agatha

1004
01:02:19.559 --> 01:02:24.440
<v Speaker 2>refuses to be left behind, and she says something like,

1005
01:02:24.480 --> 01:02:26.239
<v Speaker 2>I think that roly POLYI is the one that's going

1006
01:02:26.320 --> 01:02:28.199
<v Speaker 2>to get us all killed. And I'm assuming she's talking

1007
01:02:28.239 --> 01:02:32.519
<v Speaker 2>about Brandon because he's chubby, but I'm not positive that's

1008
01:02:32.519 --> 01:02:33.199
<v Speaker 2>what she meant.

1009
01:02:33.239 --> 01:02:34.480
<v Speaker 3>I think that's what she means.

1010
01:02:37.519 --> 01:02:42.840
<v Speaker 2>And they see this thing rolling around and they finally

1011
01:02:42.920 --> 01:02:47.679
<v Speaker 2>get the Ball of Swine, one of the rarest most

1012
01:02:47.719 --> 01:02:52.039
<v Speaker 2>deadly battle formations of the Tuskling Thirty Tuskeling Knights and

1013
01:02:52.079 --> 01:02:57.480
<v Speaker 2>their Lady Loves combine a gathering of Tuskling aristocracy at

1014
01:02:57.519 --> 01:03:02.559
<v Speaker 2>an alcohol fueled, sexually charged orgy of war, lust and sometimes,

1015
01:03:02.960 --> 01:03:07.079
<v Speaker 2>just sometimes, the wild ancient battle magic that permeates their

1016
01:03:07.119 --> 01:03:12.440
<v Speaker 2>war torn world casts the spell forming the ball. This

1017
01:03:12.480 --> 01:03:16.760
<v Speaker 2>particular ball has been transferred here for your entertainment. The

1018
01:03:16.800 --> 01:03:19.519
<v Speaker 2>magic won't allow them to stop until every last drop

1019
01:03:19.519 --> 01:03:23.000
<v Speaker 2>of crawler blood is squeezed right out of their human bodies.

1020
01:03:23.039 --> 01:03:25.960
<v Speaker 2>And I love later donuts, like, ugh, why is that

1021
01:03:26.079 --> 01:03:29.239
<v Speaker 2>as human bodies? Why can it be blood squeezed out

1022
01:03:29.239 --> 01:03:32.239
<v Speaker 2>of their human and feline bodies? Which, you know what,

1023
01:03:32.280 --> 01:03:34.159
<v Speaker 2>she has a really good point. We need to work

1024
01:03:34.199 --> 01:03:40.719
<v Speaker 2>on our inclusion and our language. So this thing is just,

1025
01:03:41.880 --> 01:03:44.760
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, it held a oh.

1026
01:03:44.760 --> 01:03:46.039
<v Speaker 3>She was referring to the.

1027
01:03:45.920 --> 01:03:48.360
<v Speaker 2>Boss as Michael because it's rolling. I swear to god,

1028
01:03:48.360 --> 01:03:50.119
<v Speaker 2>I can't believe that. I didn't even think of that.

1029
01:03:50.119 --> 01:03:52.800
<v Speaker 2>That is so funny. Michael also says the description of

1030
01:03:52.800 --> 01:03:55.719
<v Speaker 2>throwing stars was hilarious. Was absolutely my experience with my

1031
01:03:55.760 --> 01:03:57.320
<v Speaker 2>mom back in the day when she bought me some

1032
01:03:57.440 --> 01:04:01.159
<v Speaker 2>of them. I did to read that, but I saw

1033
01:04:01.199 --> 01:04:03.599
<v Speaker 2>that I was running out of time. And I also

1034
01:04:03.679 --> 01:04:06.000
<v Speaker 2>kind of want to ask my husband if he ever

1035
01:04:06.039 --> 01:04:07.679
<v Speaker 2>got any, because I feel like that would also be

1036
01:04:07.760 --> 01:04:17.679
<v Speaker 2>his exact experience. So they are like approaching this thing

1037
01:04:17.800 --> 01:04:20.760
<v Speaker 2>and they have this plan that they have put together.

1038
01:04:22.920 --> 01:04:25.679
<v Speaker 2>I pulled the heavy Goblin table from my inventory and

1039
01:04:25.719 --> 01:04:28.360
<v Speaker 2>placed it on its side all around me. The others

1040
01:04:28.400 --> 01:04:30.920
<v Speaker 2>went to work. We've been practicing this for hours. We'd

1041
01:04:30.960 --> 01:04:33.360
<v Speaker 2>gotten it down to less than twenty seconds, and another

1042
01:04:33.400 --> 01:04:36.079
<v Speaker 2>twenty to pull it for the main structure, and another

1043
01:04:36.360 --> 01:04:41.400
<v Speaker 2>twenty to put it all together. And they have made

1044
01:04:42.039 --> 01:04:45.960
<v Speaker 2>this thing that Brandon is calling the speed bump. Him

1045
01:04:45.960 --> 01:04:49.239
<v Speaker 2>and his brother, it turns out, aren't nurses. They are

1046
01:04:49.920 --> 01:04:53.440
<v Speaker 2>maintenance guys, and they know all kinds of shit, and

1047
01:04:53.519 --> 01:04:55.880
<v Speaker 2>so they have some tools and they are able to

1048
01:04:56.239 --> 01:04:59.079
<v Speaker 2>put a lot of things together, which is really really handy.

1049
01:05:01.119 --> 01:05:04.519
<v Speaker 2>The goblins had hand cranked drills and toothed bolts designed

1050
01:05:04.519 --> 01:05:08.239
<v Speaker 2>to screw into the holes they created. Brandon and Imani

1051
01:05:08.320 --> 01:05:11.360
<v Speaker 2>had received items that gave them boost to their strength.

1052
01:05:13.719 --> 01:05:15.440
<v Speaker 2>This is just like something they do on that show

1053
01:05:15.519 --> 01:05:18.280
<v Speaker 2>The A Team. Doughnut had exclaimed, but maybe mc guiver.

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01:05:19.400 --> 01:05:22.239
<v Speaker 2>Once the top was bolted into place, Brandon, Imani and

1055
01:05:22.280 --> 01:05:24.760
<v Speaker 2>I drove to the last crucial moved to the last

1056
01:05:24.760 --> 01:05:28.880
<v Speaker 2>crucial part. The braces for the roof five heavy duty

1057
01:05:28.960 --> 01:05:32.679
<v Speaker 2>barbell poles designed to hold more than a thousand pounds

1058
01:05:32.719 --> 01:05:35.239
<v Speaker 2>of weight each. I discovered if I held my hand

1059
01:05:35.280 --> 01:05:37.760
<v Speaker 2>in just the correct place and called the heavy pole

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01:05:37.800 --> 01:05:41.599
<v Speaker 2>from inventory, it wedged itself perfectly between the roof and

1061
01:05:41.639 --> 01:05:47.480
<v Speaker 2>the ground, solid as a concrete pillar. I love these hacks.

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01:05:47.800 --> 01:05:49.400
<v Speaker 2>I really hope that this isn't the sort of thing

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01:05:49.440 --> 01:05:56.880
<v Speaker 2>that gets patched later, so it's coming at them. If

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01:05:56.880 --> 01:06:00.239
<v Speaker 2>the boss had any sort of fire or lightning or

1065
01:06:00.239 --> 01:06:05.039
<v Speaker 2>asset attack, we were absolutely fucked. So far, it seemed

1066
01:06:05.239 --> 01:06:08.000
<v Speaker 2>each boss only had one main attack, and this one's

1067
01:06:08.079 --> 01:06:11.039
<v Speaker 2>was pretty obvious. It rolled right the fuck over you.

1068
01:06:12.800 --> 01:06:17.960
<v Speaker 2>So he describes being in a car with his parents

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01:06:18.039 --> 01:06:20.519
<v Speaker 2>fighting and how he climbed to the back as far

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01:06:20.559 --> 01:06:21.800
<v Speaker 2>as away from them as he could.

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01:06:21.840 --> 01:06:23.960
<v Speaker 3>Get relatable.

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01:06:24.119 --> 01:06:26.039
<v Speaker 2>I didn't ever climb to the back because I wasn't

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01:06:26.039 --> 01:06:31.280
<v Speaker 2>allowed to climb around the car. But I've definitely had

1074
01:06:31.320 --> 01:06:33.519
<v Speaker 2>like recurring nightmares that I'm in the backseat and my

1075
01:06:33.559 --> 01:06:35.559
<v Speaker 2>parents are too busy fighting to see that we're going.

1076
01:06:35.480 --> 01:06:38.960
<v Speaker 3>Right off the road.

1077
01:06:39.519 --> 01:06:42.480
<v Speaker 2>The main cab of the truck tilted violently, broken away

1078
01:06:42.480 --> 01:06:45.159
<v Speaker 2>from the rest of the body. My dad heard the accident,

1079
01:06:45.199 --> 01:06:48.159
<v Speaker 2>looked up into the rear view mirror, muttered, that's a shame.

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01:06:48.400 --> 01:06:50.679
<v Speaker 2>I just kept driving as my mom yelled at him

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01:06:50.719 --> 01:06:51.199
<v Speaker 2>to stop.

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01:06:51.960 --> 01:06:52.480
<v Speaker 3>He didn't.

1083
01:06:53.519 --> 01:06:59.079
<v Speaker 2>I this is so funny. This dude is riding their

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01:06:59.159 --> 01:07:02.599
<v Speaker 2>ass and gets the top of his truck like just

1085
01:07:03.039 --> 01:07:05.880
<v Speaker 2>sliced off because he goes under an overpass that is

1086
01:07:05.920 --> 01:07:10.039
<v Speaker 2>too low, and honestly, as much as I can understand

1087
01:07:10.320 --> 01:07:13.559
<v Speaker 2>being like we have to stop and help him if

1088
01:07:13.599 --> 01:07:16.199
<v Speaker 2>he is on your ass like that, I really can't

1089
01:07:16.199 --> 01:07:18.119
<v Speaker 2>even be that mad at his dad for not stopping.

1090
01:07:19.440 --> 01:07:22.840
<v Speaker 2>Like you are risking your life and everybody else is

1091
01:07:22.880 --> 01:07:26.800
<v Speaker 2>when you tailgate like that. Sorry about it. Life comes

1092
01:07:26.840 --> 01:07:30.199
<v Speaker 2>at you fast, bruh. I mean, you know, I have

1093
01:07:30.360 --> 01:07:34.000
<v Speaker 2>very little tolerance for people who drive in a really

1094
01:07:34.039 --> 01:07:38.760
<v Speaker 2>agro manner. I find it to be extremely shortsighted in

1095
01:07:38.760 --> 01:07:40.559
<v Speaker 2>the way I have described a number of other things

1096
01:07:40.599 --> 01:07:43.079
<v Speaker 2>where it's just you are screwing yourself. How do you

1097
01:07:43.159 --> 01:07:43.800
<v Speaker 2>not see it?

1098
01:07:43.920 --> 01:07:44.119
<v Speaker 3>You know?

1099
01:07:45.480 --> 01:07:52.920
<v Speaker 2>Anyways, And I'm just like, I want to talk about this.

1100
01:07:53.119 --> 01:07:54.119
<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm gonna do, guys.

1101
01:07:54.960 --> 01:07:56.000
<v Speaker 3>I Am going to.

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01:07:57.440 --> 01:08:00.679
<v Speaker 2>Describe this fight a little bit more depth in the

1103
01:08:00.719 --> 01:08:05.239
<v Speaker 2>next episode. But I am like ten minutes over almost

1104
01:08:05.719 --> 01:08:08.360
<v Speaker 2>seven minutes, and I just really don't want this to

1105
01:08:08.400 --> 01:08:09.440
<v Speaker 2>be too too long.

1106
01:08:09.920 --> 01:08:12.679
<v Speaker 3>But I'm just gonna give just a couple of extra minutes.

1107
01:08:12.719 --> 01:08:19.840
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Despite their fragility, we'd use several of the stars

1108
01:08:19.880 --> 01:08:22.239
<v Speaker 2>to create the spike strips, nothing more than a pair

1109
01:08:22.279 --> 01:08:25.039
<v Speaker 2>of stars placed between two pieces of bolted together wood.

1110
01:08:25.880 --> 01:08:28.640
<v Speaker 2>The strips wouldn't be stopping the monster by themselves, but

1111
01:08:28.720 --> 01:08:31.079
<v Speaker 2>each time it rolled over one, the amount of damage

1112
01:08:31.119 --> 01:08:34.239
<v Speaker 2>inflicted on the boss would increase by eight percent, which

1113
01:08:34.279 --> 01:08:39.199
<v Speaker 2>is a very very clever tactic. The entire structure shuddered

1114
01:08:39.199 --> 01:08:42.000
<v Speaker 2>and slid with a horrifying screech. All four of the

1115
01:08:42.039 --> 01:08:45.000
<v Speaker 2>ceiling braces popped out of place and went flying. One

1116
01:08:45.079 --> 01:08:48.560
<v Speaker 2>bounced hard off Yolanda, throwing her over. The terrible stench

1117
01:08:48.600 --> 01:08:52.720
<v Speaker 2>filled the now dark chamber, and unending, high pitched squealing

1118
01:08:52.880 --> 01:08:57.279
<v Speaker 2>filled the air. And so they're stabbing at the thing,

1119
01:08:57.359 --> 01:09:01.199
<v Speaker 2>and like, what we eventually see is that the tusklings

1120
01:09:01.239 --> 01:09:03.720
<v Speaker 2>have all come apart from each other and are no

1121
01:09:03.800 --> 01:09:08.680
<v Speaker 2>longer in a ball, which means that they are like defenseless, and.

1122
01:09:10.800 --> 01:09:12.279
<v Speaker 3>It's really awful.

1123
01:09:15.079 --> 01:09:21.399
<v Speaker 2>They're in fancy dress. They are wearing tuxedos and gowns.

1124
01:09:21.439 --> 01:09:29.640
<v Speaker 2>They are holding like champagne glasses and whatnot. Let's see

1125
01:09:29.840 --> 01:09:31.800
<v Speaker 2>The men were all level four and the women were

1126
01:09:31.800 --> 01:09:34.680
<v Speaker 2>all Level five. This one was slightly taller and fatter.

1127
01:09:34.800 --> 01:09:37.479
<v Speaker 2>She wore a glittering red gown with multiple leather straps

1128
01:09:37.520 --> 01:09:38.840
<v Speaker 2>looped over and around her.

1129
01:09:38.720 --> 01:09:39.319
<v Speaker 3>Like a vest.

1130
01:09:39.680 --> 01:09:41.800
<v Speaker 2>It was like some sort of weird bed sm get up.

1131
01:09:42.119 --> 01:09:45.640
<v Speaker 2>She too, was looking around, dazed and screaming in confusion.

1132
01:09:46.079 --> 01:09:48.159
<v Speaker 2>It seemed like they had no memories of their time

1133
01:09:48.199 --> 01:09:50.760
<v Speaker 2>in the pig ball. They were victims, just as their

1134
01:09:50.800 --> 01:09:54.800
<v Speaker 2>other bosses had been, but their dots were red. Time

1135
01:09:54.880 --> 01:09:59.520
<v Speaker 2>was running out and they weren't human, and a part

1136
01:09:59.520 --> 01:10:02.520
<v Speaker 2>of me is like, hmmm, are you sure? I just

1137
01:10:03.279 --> 01:10:05.319
<v Speaker 2>considering what they can do, I'm like, I don't know

1138
01:10:05.479 --> 01:10:07.880
<v Speaker 2>who is and isn't, and like does it matter that

1139
01:10:07.920 --> 01:10:08.239
<v Speaker 2>they're not?

1140
01:10:09.319 --> 01:10:09.560
<v Speaker 1>You know?

1141
01:10:13.039 --> 01:10:17.680
<v Speaker 2>I kicked at her, savagely, screaming, maybe crying. I kicked,

1142
01:10:17.720 --> 01:10:22.000
<v Speaker 2>and I kicked until her health bar went away, and

1143
01:10:23.239 --> 01:10:27.039
<v Speaker 2>Agatha winds up getting hit, But she is, like it

1144
01:10:27.079 --> 01:10:31.920
<v Speaker 2>seems otherwise, not really in immediate danger. The purple hued

1145
01:10:31.920 --> 01:10:34.760
<v Speaker 2>arena spread around us, the size of an entire quadrant.

1146
01:10:35.079 --> 01:10:37.960
<v Speaker 2>The music still beat, colorful lasers shot through the space

1147
01:10:38.039 --> 01:10:40.760
<v Speaker 2>like we were in a massive nineteen eighties themed roller rink.

1148
01:10:41.640 --> 01:10:43.560
<v Speaker 2>I knew exactly what had to be done to get

1149
01:10:43.600 --> 01:10:44.840
<v Speaker 2>the force field to drop.

1150
01:10:45.680 --> 01:10:46.520
<v Speaker 3>There were more of the.

1151
01:10:46.479 --> 01:10:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Tusklings than there were of us, but they were shocked

1152
01:10:49.119 --> 01:10:51.960
<v Speaker 2>and confused having been transported from their own world to

1153
01:10:52.039 --> 01:10:55.960
<v Speaker 2>this place. They were weaponless, they were untrained, and they

1154
01:10:55.960 --> 01:10:59.319
<v Speaker 2>were slaughtered. And that is the end of the chapter.

1155
01:10:59.399 --> 01:11:01.439
<v Speaker 3>And it is pretty grim.

1156
01:11:01.680 --> 01:11:09.039
<v Speaker 2>Kids. Yeah, I don't care for it. I just feel

1157
01:11:09.079 --> 01:11:10.960
<v Speaker 2>really bad for them because they just don't know what's

1158
01:11:11.000 --> 01:11:13.640
<v Speaker 2>happening even you know, it just sucks.

1159
01:11:15.199 --> 01:11:16.159
<v Speaker 3>Everybody is just.

1160
01:11:19.039 --> 01:11:24.319
<v Speaker 2>Well, what else can be said? All right, friends, I'm

1161
01:11:24.319 --> 01:11:26.520
<v Speaker 2>going to wrap this up since I'm so overtime, but

1162
01:11:26.680 --> 01:11:29.039
<v Speaker 2>I appreciate you all hanging out with me in the chat,

1163
01:11:29.399 --> 01:11:32.560
<v Speaker 2>and thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this one.

1164
01:11:33.399 --> 01:11:35.479
<v Speaker 2>And I hope you all are enjoying the coverage.

1165
01:11:36.239 --> 01:11:36.640
<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

1166
01:11:37.119 --> 01:11:39.000
<v Speaker 2>I really really do want to say, like it helps

1167
01:11:39.039 --> 01:11:40.439
<v Speaker 2>so much when there are people in the chat. It

1168
01:11:40.560 --> 01:11:44.439
<v Speaker 2>just makes it feel like there's really someone listening to this,

1169
01:11:44.560 --> 01:11:47.479
<v Speaker 2>you know, because even though I know people do listen afterwards,

1170
01:11:47.560 --> 01:11:50.039
<v Speaker 2>it sometimes can feel like I'm just talking into the void.

1171
01:11:50.680 --> 01:11:51.920
<v Speaker 3>So it's appreciated.

1172
01:11:53.359 --> 01:12:21.319
<v Speaker 2>All right, guys, Until next time, did aally motherfuckers.

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<v Speaker 1>That was an unspoiled network. Pat