Speaker 1: While there are dark horses, and there are contestants in
Speaker 1: life that just don't want to be here yet find
Speaker 1: themselves firmly rooted on a path to victory. Laps Helen Hart,
Speaker 1: the ultimate of wrestling matriarchs, finds herself, despite not even
Speaker 1: being in the mix for the initial TLFX Game's bracketing
Speaker 1: close to a potential victory in this tournament to crown
Speaker 1: the greatest character in the history of the Lapse Man podcast. Hi,
Speaker 1: this is the TLFX Games event Center, am Sean Mooney,
Speaker 1: and our next encounter pits two absolute titans in very
Speaker 1: different regards, as Lapsed Helen Hart, who defeated Terry Funk
Speaker 1: in our last round to get to our quarterfinals, takes
Speaker 1: on none other but the American dream Lapsed Dusty Rhoads, who,
Speaker 1: of course dispatched his career long nemesis Nature Boy lapsed
Speaker 1: Rick Flair. The last time we were with you in
Speaker 1: our bracketing The TLFX Games, of course, is brought to
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Speaker 1: talking small batch. We're talking smooth drinking. And if there's
Speaker 1: anybody and our bracken and the nose about smooth drinking.
Speaker 1: It's none other than the daughter of New York, the
Speaker 1: matriarch of the tremendous heart Wrestling Plan of Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Here,
Speaker 1: despite her great protestation, still in the quarterfinal round, and
Speaker 1: this encounter is Helen Hart.
Speaker 2: I mean, what the absolute fuck? All right? I have
Speaker 2: been dreading this. I don't know why I'm in this
Speaker 2: fucking thing, but I keep taking these bitches down because
Speaker 2: I know what's real and they don't. I don't fucking
Speaker 2: care if I win to lose, but I'm probably gonna
Speaker 2: win because Dusty Road is a fucking idiot. He's another
Speaker 2: believer in this fucking bullshit. You know his son there,
Speaker 2: that that, that, that Cody whatever the fuck he keeps
Speaker 2: talking about how there's there's not just one royal family
Speaker 2: in in in the in in in the pro wrestling business.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something, all right, Dusty, about your
Speaker 2: fucking son. There's no fucking royal families in this shit.
Speaker 2: It's all dirt, it's all horseshit, it's all Who the
Speaker 2: fuck cares? This is awful, this business. There's nothing royal
Speaker 2: about it. There's nothing regal about it. All it is
Speaker 2: is misery, death and just a bunch of fucking idiots
Speaker 2: who think they're smarter than they actually are. And I'm
Speaker 2: not even just talking about the Rhodes family. I'm talking
Speaker 2: about my family. Fucking Brett. You know, he fucking believes
Speaker 2: everything he fucking says. You know the let me tell
Speaker 2: you something, all right, I envy the ones that are dead.
Speaker 2: They got out, they got out. I'm still here suffering,
Speaker 2: and I'm getting dragged through this tournament to be the
Speaker 2: king of fucking whatever. And all I want to do
Speaker 2: is just be alone in my room with my bottles,
Speaker 2: the true loves of my life us your roads. You
Speaker 2: can go fuck yourself, because I'm gonna just take my
Speaker 2: kitchen knife and I'm gonna stab you up and down
Speaker 2: to the fucking days done. I hate you, I hate this,
Speaker 2: I hate my life.
Speaker 1: It's worked for her so far, somehow, some way lapsed,
Speaker 1: Helen Hart finds herself in the quarterfinals of the TLFX
Speaker 1: Games King of the Cast tournament. Helen was able to
Speaker 1: handle one of the great legends in the history of
Speaker 1: the sport, coming fresh off of a month's long journey
Speaker 1: that this podcast provided soup to nuts his entire life
Speaker 1: and professional restsrestling. Laps Terry Funk proved absolutely no match
Speaker 1: for the woman who once gave him quarter when he
Speaker 1: came through calgarys NWA World Heavyweight Champion in the mid seventies.
Speaker 1: Laps Helen coming out with seventy one point six percent
Speaker 1: of your vote to Terry Funk's twenty eight point four percent.
Speaker 1: She faces off against someone who had a slightly tougher
Speaker 1: outing in the last round, but perhaps not as tough
Speaker 1: as you would expect considering how closely matched the two
Speaker 1: were over the course of their storied wrestling careers. Laps
Speaker 1: Dusty was able to defeat Laps Flair in the last
Speaker 1: round of the TLFX Games by a margin of sixty
Speaker 1: six point one percent to Dusty to thirty three point
Speaker 1: nine percent for Rick Flair. We bid a due to
Speaker 1: the nature Boy, and we turned the stage over now
Speaker 1: to Helen Heart's opponent in the next round of the
Speaker 1: TLFX Games. It's lapsed Dusty Road.
Speaker 2: If he daddy, we're talking about taking the dreams baby,
Speaker 2: making dream the reality.
Speaker 3: Baby.
Speaker 2: That's right, I'm a Macan dream Dusty road, and I'm
Speaker 2: taking on the Canadian dream heaven had, Daddy, and we
Speaker 2: are going faith to faith, head to head, and we
Speaker 2: get down to the king of the cast. We're talking
Speaker 2: about who's gonna be mister Millennium, Who's gonna be the
Speaker 2: madam of the building, Who's gonna be the one dancing
Speaker 2: on top of the roof, taking things down, taking the drinks,
Speaker 2: taking the happiness, taking.
Speaker 3: It all, baby, Because that's what we do here. We
Speaker 3: take it, Daddy. We put the smiles on my face
Speaker 3: and we say, you know what, the American dream, Dusty
Speaker 3: Roads Eve, that king of the chaost. I've been a
Speaker 3: world champion. I've been the best. I've been the worst, Daddy.
Speaker 3: I've gone up down, six five ways, every which way
Speaker 3: you can go. And you know what, my way here
Speaker 3: has been nothing, nothing but hard times. If you know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Jim Hurd, Baby, he's got a weapon stashed every corner
Speaker 2: you go down, You're doet no matter where he is
Speaker 2: you find Jim Hurd, He's got a gun, he's got
Speaker 2: a knife. He is a sneaky motherfucker, sneaky motherfucker taking
Speaker 2: things to a whole different level. But I took him
Speaker 2: down and I moved on, baby, because the American dream
Speaker 2: is nothing but perseverance, all right. I am perseverance, impersonified.
Speaker 2: And then I come down with my ultimate rival from
Speaker 2: up and down, from every which way. It's you and me,
Speaker 2: Ric Flair.
Speaker 3: I took Rick Flair down the way that I did
Speaker 3: it when I beat him for the World Championship like
Speaker 3: a nineteen eighty five. Because that's the way it happens, daddy,
Speaker 3: Because the American dream takes away all the niche a boy.
Speaker 3: And now I'll come faith to faith with with Helen Hawt.
Speaker 3: And you know what, the American beam brest the ruds.
Speaker 3: He has gone into places where he doesn't belong, and
Speaker 3: he comes down on top again. And you know what,
Speaker 3: if Helen Hart takes me to the lady's room, baby,
Speaker 3: I don't mind doing that. I'll fighter in the lady's room.
Speaker 3: I'll fighter in the men's room. It doesn't matter which
Speaker 3: way we fight, because I will take that bitch down.
Speaker 1: A tremendous show off of whin It's a tremendous show
Speaker 1: off of perseverance. Is I believe Dusty Roads was able
Speaker 1: to pronounce it and so much more it's misery versus spirit,
Speaker 1: It's hunger for glory versus hunger for the bottle. Its
Speaker 1: laps Helen Hart versus lapsed Dusty Roads. In the quarterfinals
Speaker 1: of the TLFX Games, the King of the Cast tournament,
Speaker 1: rockin and rollin on our way to the finals, and
Speaker 1: you do want to keep your eyes peeled to the
Speaker 1: Lapsed Fan's x account at the Lapsed Fan for forthcoming
Speaker 1: instructions on how you too can vote on who advances
Speaker 1: to determine the greatest character. In ten years of that cast,
Speaker 1: this has been the TLFX Games event center. I'm Sean
Speaker 1: Mooney and we'll see you next time for the final
Speaker 1: of our quarter final encounters.