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<v Speaker 1>While there are dark horses, and there are contestants in

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<v Speaker 1>life that just don't want to be here yet find

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<v Speaker 1>themselves firmly rooted on a path to victory. Laps Helen Hart,

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<v Speaker 1>the ultimate of wrestling matriarchs, finds herself, despite not even

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<v Speaker 1>being in the mix for the initial TLFX Game's bracketing

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<v Speaker 1>close to a potential victory in this tournament to crown

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<v Speaker 1>the greatest character in the history of the Lapse Man podcast. Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the TLFX Games event Center, am Sean Mooney,

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<v Speaker 1>and our next encounter pits two absolute titans in very

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<v Speaker 1>different regards, as Lapsed Helen Hart, who defeated Terry Funk

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<v Speaker 1>in our last round to get to our quarterfinals, takes

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<v Speaker 1>on none other but the American dream Lapsed Dusty Rhoads, who,

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<v Speaker 1>of course dispatched his career long nemesis Nature Boy lapsed

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<v Speaker 1>Rick Flair. The last time we were with you in

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<v Speaker 1>our bracketing The TLFX Games, of course, is brought to

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<v Speaker 1>you by Garage Beer. The garage is always open, no bitterness.

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<v Speaker 1>Beer that tastes like beer, definitely not an iba. We're

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<v Speaker 1>talking small batch. We're talking smooth drinking. And if there's

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<v Speaker 1>anybody and our bracken and the nose about smooth drinking.

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<v Speaker 1>It's none other than the daughter of New York, the

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<v Speaker 1>matriarch of the tremendous heart Wrestling Plan of Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Here,

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<v Speaker 1>despite her great protestation, still in the quarterfinal round, and

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<v Speaker 1>this encounter is Helen Hart.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, what the absolute fuck? All right? I have

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<v Speaker 2>been dreading this. I don't know why I'm in this

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<v Speaker 2>fucking thing, but I keep taking these bitches down because

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<v Speaker 2>I know what's real and they don't. I don't fucking

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<v Speaker 2>care if I win to lose, but I'm probably gonna

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<v Speaker 2>win because Dusty Road is a fucking idiot. He's another

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<v Speaker 2>believer in this fucking bullshit. You know his son there,

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<v Speaker 2>that that, that, that Cody whatever the fuck he keeps

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<v Speaker 2>talking about how there's there's not just one royal family

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<v Speaker 2>in in in the in in in the pro wrestling business.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you something, all right, Dusty, about your

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<v Speaker 2>fucking son. There's no fucking royal families in this shit.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all dirt, it's all horseshit, it's all Who the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck cares? This is awful, this business. There's nothing royal

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<v Speaker 2>about it. There's nothing regal about it. All it is

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<v Speaker 2>is misery, death and just a bunch of fucking idiots

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<v Speaker 2>who think they're smarter than they actually are. And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not even just talking about the Rhodes family. I'm talking

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<v Speaker 2>about my family. Fucking Brett. You know, he fucking believes

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<v Speaker 2>everything he fucking says. You know the let me tell

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<v Speaker 2>you something, all right, I envy the ones that are dead.

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<v Speaker 2>They got out, they got out. I'm still here suffering,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm getting dragged through this tournament to be the

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<v Speaker 2>king of fucking whatever. And all I want to do

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<v Speaker 2>is just be alone in my room with my bottles,

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<v Speaker 2>the true loves of my life us your roads. You

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<v Speaker 2>can go fuck yourself, because I'm gonna just take my

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<v Speaker 2>kitchen knife and I'm gonna stab you up and down

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<v Speaker 2>to the fucking days done. I hate you, I hate this,

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<v Speaker 2>I hate my life.

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<v Speaker 1>It's worked for her so far, somehow, some way lapsed,

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<v Speaker 1>Helen Hart finds herself in the quarterfinals of the TLFX

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<v Speaker 1>Games King of the Cast tournament. Helen was able to

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<v Speaker 1>handle one of the great legends in the history of

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<v Speaker 1>the sport, coming fresh off of a month's long journey

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<v Speaker 1>that this podcast provided soup to nuts his entire life

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<v Speaker 1>and professional restsrestling. Laps Terry Funk proved absolutely no match

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<v Speaker 1>for the woman who once gave him quarter when he

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<v Speaker 1>came through calgarys NWA World Heavyweight Champion in the mid seventies.

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<v Speaker 1>Laps Helen coming out with seventy one point six percent

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<v Speaker 1>of your vote to Terry Funk's twenty eight point four percent.

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<v Speaker 1>She faces off against someone who had a slightly tougher

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<v Speaker 1>outing in the last round, but perhaps not as tough

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<v Speaker 1>as you would expect considering how closely matched the two

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<v Speaker 1>were over the course of their storied wrestling careers. Laps

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<v Speaker 1>Dusty was able to defeat Laps Flair in the last

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<v Speaker 1>round of the TLFX Games by a margin of sixty

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<v Speaker 1>six point one percent to Dusty to thirty three point

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<v Speaker 1>nine percent for Rick Flair. We bid a due to

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<v Speaker 1>the nature Boy, and we turned the stage over now

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<v Speaker 1>to Helen Heart's opponent in the next round of the

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<v Speaker 1>TLFX Games. It's lapsed Dusty Road.

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<v Speaker 2>If he daddy, we're talking about taking the dreams baby,

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<v Speaker 2>making dream the reality.

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<v Speaker 3>Baby.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, I'm a Macan dream Dusty road, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>taking on the Canadian dream heaven had, Daddy, and we

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<v Speaker 2>are going faith to faith, head to head, and we

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<v Speaker 2>get down to the king of the cast. We're talking

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<v Speaker 2>about who's gonna be mister Millennium, Who's gonna be the

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<v Speaker 2>madam of the building, Who's gonna be the one dancing

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<v Speaker 2>on top of the roof, taking things down, taking the drinks,

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<v Speaker 2>taking the happiness, taking.

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<v Speaker 3>It all, baby, Because that's what we do here. We

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<v Speaker 3>take it, Daddy. We put the smiles on my face

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<v Speaker 3>and we say, you know what, the American dream, Dusty

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<v Speaker 3>Roads Eve, that king of the chaost. I've been a

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<v Speaker 3>world champion. I've been the best. I've been the worst, Daddy.

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<v Speaker 3>I've gone up down, six five ways, every which way

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<v Speaker 3>you can go. And you know what, my way here

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<v Speaker 3>has been nothing, nothing but hard times. If you know

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<v Speaker 3>what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Jim Hurd, Baby, he's got a weapon stashed every corner

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<v Speaker 2>you go down, You're doet no matter where he is

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<v Speaker 2>you find Jim Hurd, He's got a gun, he's got

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<v Speaker 2>a knife. He is a sneaky motherfucker, sneaky motherfucker taking

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<v Speaker 2>things to a whole different level. But I took him

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<v Speaker 2>down and I moved on, baby, because the American dream

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<v Speaker 2>is nothing but perseverance, all right. I am perseverance, impersonified.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I come down with my ultimate rival from

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<v Speaker 2>up and down, from every which way. It's you and me,

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<v Speaker 2>Ric Flair.

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<v Speaker 3>I took Rick Flair down the way that I did

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<v Speaker 3>it when I beat him for the World Championship like

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<v Speaker 3>a nineteen eighty five. Because that's the way it happens, daddy,

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<v Speaker 3>Because the American dream takes away all the niche a boy.

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<v Speaker 3>And now I'll come faith to faith with with Helen Hawt.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know what, the American beam brest the ruds.

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<v Speaker 3>He has gone into places where he doesn't belong, and

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<v Speaker 3>he comes down on top again. And you know what,

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<v Speaker 3>if Helen Hart takes me to the lady's room, baby,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't mind doing that. I'll fighter in the lady's room.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll fighter in the men's room. It doesn't matter which

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<v Speaker 3>way we fight, because I will take that bitch down.

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<v Speaker 1>A tremendous show off of whin It's a tremendous show

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<v Speaker 1>off of perseverance. Is I believe Dusty Roads was able

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<v Speaker 1>to pronounce it and so much more it's misery versus spirit,

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<v Speaker 1>It's hunger for glory versus hunger for the bottle. Its

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<v Speaker 1>laps Helen Hart versus lapsed Dusty Roads. In the quarterfinals

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<v Speaker 1>of the TLFX Games, the King of the Cast tournament,

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<v Speaker 1>rockin and rollin on our way to the finals, and

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<v Speaker 1>you do want to keep your eyes peeled to the

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<v Speaker 1>Lapsed Fan's x account at the Lapsed Fan for forthcoming

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<v Speaker 1>instructions on how you too can vote on who advances

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<v Speaker 1>to determine the greatest character. In ten years of that cast,

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<v Speaker 1>this has been the TLFX Games event center. I'm Sean

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<v Speaker 1>Mooney and we'll see you next time for the final

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<v Speaker 1>of our quarter final encounters.