1 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:10,919 Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Friends the podcast. I'm 2 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:15,439 one of your hosts, Delia the Intellectual, the Intelligencia, if 3 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:19,559 you will, with my real died homegirl and my daughter 4 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:24,160 in law the esthetic in the room. No, let me 5 00:00:24,199 --> 00:00:29,039 just saying, like the decision of beauty and youth and youth, 6 00:00:29,239 --> 00:00:32,280 how dare you? How dare you? And you're very smart too, 7 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:38,079 thank You're very smart. To Beatrice, we're here to talk. 8 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:39,320 Speaker 2: Welcome to a. 9 00:00:39,399 --> 00:00:41,119 Speaker 1: Platform hood is. 10 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:45,039 Speaker 2: We'll try not to be too critical. 11 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:47,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how long we're going to be 12 00:00:47,439 --> 00:00:50,840 here on this particular minute episode, but like we're gonna, 13 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:53,079 we're gonna get into it. We're going to do it justice. 14 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:57,079 But I was born, I was me before we do 15 00:00:57,119 --> 00:00:59,320 our recap, though, we do have to remind you to 16 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:02,520 please had your wife and had those damn kids? 17 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:03,079 Speaker 3: Where are they? 18 00:01:03,679 --> 00:01:04,319 Speaker 2: I'm coming for? 19 00:01:05,439 --> 00:01:08,920 Speaker 1: This is an irreverent podcast in which we say stupid 20 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:12,640 things and we don't care. Honestly, we don't give a 21 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:15,560 cred if we offend anybody. We're just being honest. We're 22 00:01:15,599 --> 00:01:18,599 trying to be honest. And yes, sometimes I body shame people, 23 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:21,599 but I've been critiqued. Yeah, and I'm gonna slow that 24 00:01:21,719 --> 00:01:24,680 down so nobody can have a good time. Although I 25 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:27,159 was in the comments last week, honey, I was in 26 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:31,519 the comments last week after I ingratiated myself. I threw 27 00:01:31,599 --> 00:01:35,040 myself on the floor of this dirty dumpster and I said, 28 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:39,560 I'm sorry because I've been coming for Kim yeah so hard, 29 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:44,439 you know, and bringing in her like wait in doing 30 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,200 so like and people were getting offended, and I apologized. 31 00:01:47,599 --> 00:01:49,680 But then I'm like up in the comments and you 32 00:01:49,719 --> 00:01:52,040 all are telling me, like, you better not stop, you 33 00:01:52,079 --> 00:01:53,280 better tell the truth about that. 34 00:01:53,439 --> 00:01:56,799 Speaker 2: People thought I was seriously offended. They're like, oh my god, Bee, 35 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:57,959 what's wrong with you? 36 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:02,400 Speaker 1: Have you been cloned like Jim Carre and Olivia Wilde? 37 00:02:02,439 --> 00:02:05,480 Have you seen Olivia wild No, bitch, get your phone 38 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:06,799 right now. Do you know who Olivia Wilde is? 39 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:08,240 Speaker 2: Course I know who Olivia wild is. 40 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 1: The most recent picture of Olivia wild This is going 41 00:02:11,319 --> 00:02:15,400 into our Ozempe demonic conspiracies. Are you seeing it? Let's 42 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:16,240 put it up for everybody. 43 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:17,560 Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, she looks like a skill. 44 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:18,719 Speaker 1: What's happening. 45 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:20,719 Speaker 2: No, she was so pretty. I used to have a 46 00:02:20,719 --> 00:02:21,319 crush on her. 47 00:02:21,439 --> 00:02:24,560 Speaker 1: She's beautiful. Just last year I saw a picture of her. 48 00:02:25,039 --> 00:02:29,000 Speaker 3: I saw a picture of her from just last year. 49 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:34,719 Speaker 1: She looked so healthy and so gorgeous. What is happening here? 50 00:02:35,159 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 2: That's what you would look like if you got on 51 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:37,120 the ozempic. 52 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:42,680 Speaker 3: I'm still thinking about I gotta drop like twenty pounds, 53 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:46,800 you do know, I'm gonna I'm gonna it's on sort 54 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,800 of I'm gonna commit one. 55 00:02:49,319 --> 00:02:52,919 Speaker 1: Where were we anyway? So we're gonna be talking about. 56 00:02:52,879 --> 00:02:55,560 Speaker 2: We're gonna be offensive. She's gonna body shavey what it. 57 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:58,360 Speaker 1: Was, and that's what it is, body shaving people. They 58 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:00,639 all wanted me to body share people. It's like I 59 00:03:00,719 --> 00:03:03,879 can't listen to them. Obviously we're giving them what they want, 60 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:06,039 but I'm also not going to be super sensitive about it. 61 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:06,840 I'm just gonna be me. 62 00:03:07,159 --> 00:03:09,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, Can I be me? Can we live our truth? 63 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:12,080 Speaker 1: Thanks Jesus crackers. 64 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:13,319 Speaker 2: Yeah. 65 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,439 Speaker 1: So, if you're offended easily, you might want to find 66 00:03:15,479 --> 00:03:21,439 yourself another dumpster. But if you're ready to be deeply 67 00:03:21,479 --> 00:03:24,560 bored by the episode, not by us, Yeah no, no, no, 68 00:03:24,719 --> 00:03:27,080 then welcome to this dumpster. 69 00:03:28,039 --> 00:03:29,639 Speaker 2: And if you like what we do over here and 70 00:03:29,719 --> 00:03:32,080 think that we should make a trip up to Wisconsin 71 00:03:32,319 --> 00:03:37,599 and sit in a Cadillac car outside of Teagan's house. 72 00:03:37,919 --> 00:03:41,599 Be sure to follow us on Instagram Reality TV Cringe 73 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,280 and join us on Patreon, patron dot com slash reality 74 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:46,639 TV Cringe. The vip dumpster is where it's at. If 75 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:49,000 you want access to all of our weekly episodes, add 76 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:53,719 free all of our bonus contient join us over there. Yeah. 77 00:03:53,719 --> 00:03:57,400 Speaker 1: Absolutely, If you're watching on YouTube, I am always fucking 78 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:57,879 with my wing. 79 00:03:57,919 --> 00:03:59,159 Speaker 2: I know you're always around. 80 00:03:59,479 --> 00:04:02,599 Speaker 1: I have I have like tics, like you have to 81 00:04:02,639 --> 00:04:04,879 be moving my body when I'm talking and or sitting. 82 00:04:04,879 --> 00:04:07,360 And I apologize me too for everybody who notices, but 83 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:10,159 in particular this goddamn wig because I've got to cut 84 00:04:10,199 --> 00:04:13,199 my bangs you do, and then I've got straggles? 85 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:15,759 Speaker 2: Yeah, would you cut my eye? God? 86 00:04:15,879 --> 00:04:18,879 Speaker 1: Would it kill you to help me out a little bit? Anyway, 87 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:21,279 if you're watching on YouTube, please not forget to like 88 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:25,439 and comment and share and subscribe, and honey, if you 89 00:04:25,439 --> 00:04:29,519 could hype us up, I would really appreciate it, because 90 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,959 every single thing you do helps us. 91 00:04:32,399 --> 00:04:36,279 Speaker 2: This goddamn we're at five point nine nine subscribers. 92 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:37,360 Speaker 1: Y'all are edging us. 93 00:04:37,639 --> 00:04:38,199 Speaker 2: It's so bad. 94 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:43,120 Speaker 1: Turned and turned on, honey, we're almost there, almost there. 95 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:46,079 But anyway, anything you could do is truly deeply appreciated. 96 00:04:46,399 --> 00:04:50,120 Do you it? 97 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:52,319 Speaker 2: It's gonna be one of those episodes this week, y'all? 98 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:55,439 Speaker 1: So without oh no, no no. Before we get into the recap, 99 00:04:55,560 --> 00:05:00,079 I do have to ask you, after watching this riveting episode, oh, 100 00:05:00,879 --> 00:05:03,519 did you have any takeaways, any thoughts, any feelings. 101 00:05:03,759 --> 00:05:07,160 Speaker 2: My takeaway is that I'm thirty. I'm gonna be thirty 102 00:05:07,199 --> 00:05:07,680 in August. 103 00:05:08,079 --> 00:05:09,639 Speaker 1: Old, I'm old as fuck. 104 00:05:10,079 --> 00:05:13,360 Speaker 2: I'm old as fuck, and you know, respectfully, I don't 105 00:05:13,399 --> 00:05:16,800 really want to watch nineteen year olds talk about their relationship. 106 00:05:16,879 --> 00:05:17,920 Are we gonna get married? 107 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:19,879 Speaker 1: Do you want to marry me? 108 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:23,680 Speaker 2: I don't really. I'm not like heavily invested in their 109 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:27,800 relationship arc unless they're on a show like Temptation Hoe 110 00:05:27,879 --> 00:05:30,199 Island and they're all fucking each other and they're all 111 00:05:30,279 --> 00:05:32,839 being a bunch of degenerates. Yes, but like in terms 112 00:05:32,879 --> 00:05:36,360 of wholesome, like normal, everyday nineteen year olds dating, I 113 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:38,480 don't want to watch it. I'm too old for that shit. 114 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:40,079 Speaker 1: I get it. 115 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:41,279 Speaker 2: That's my takeaway. 116 00:05:41,959 --> 00:05:45,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, so my takeaway, and I agree with your takeaway. 117 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:48,680 I am so and especially like it would be one thing. 118 00:05:48,959 --> 00:05:53,839 If we're watching the unfolding love story of two truly scintillating, 119 00:05:53,879 --> 00:05:58,079 beautiful and intelligent people, right who like have an ability 120 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:02,879 to dialogue or conversate. Kids say, yeah, they're conversating and 121 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:07,199 it's so it's so enlightening. Yeah, but that's not Isaac Honey, 122 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:10,199 and that's not Pooky Bear. It is hard to stay 123 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:13,519 awake watching this show is all. That's my takeaway. Yeah, 124 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:17,040 I'm falling asleep, yep. I am not only snoring, I'm twitching. 125 00:06:17,319 --> 00:06:17,519 Speaker 2: Yep. 126 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:21,000 Speaker 1: I'm deep in an rim cycle and somebody needs to 127 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,439 get me the paddles bring me. 128 00:06:23,399 --> 00:06:25,600 Speaker 2: Back to the preview. 129 00:06:25,759 --> 00:06:27,399 Speaker 1: Back to the preview was pretty good. 130 00:06:27,439 --> 00:06:29,560 Speaker 2: The preview brought me out of my slumber. 131 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:33,680 Speaker 1: Talk about edging me here yet before I could wake up. 132 00:06:33,839 --> 00:06:34,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely. 133 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:39,439 Speaker 1: So that was my takeaway. Good stuff. Yeah, without further Ado, 134 00:06:39,639 --> 00:06:43,160 let's get into our entertainment. We're gonna turn this ship 135 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:46,360 into gold. Were like turns, bitch, ye turn this into 136 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:52,040 gold without any wait, Rubbel Skin, thank you, thank you. 137 00:06:52,519 --> 00:06:55,519 Without any further Ado, let's get into the recap of 138 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:59,560 Welcome to Platfoll Season eight, Episode five and high Hopes. 139 00:07:01,079 --> 00:07:02,879 Speaker 2: I've got high hopes for the preview. That's what I'm 140 00:07:02,879 --> 00:07:06,519 gonna say. Okay, not this episode. So we start off 141 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:11,639 in eastern Wisconsin with Ethan, who, if you recall, drove 142 00:07:11,759 --> 00:07:15,839 overnight or something in his old man car to stalk 143 00:07:15,959 --> 00:07:20,879 tagin literally till literally stock Teagan and try and win 144 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:22,800 her back. I guess he wants to prove to her 145 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:26,240 that he's serious about living in Wisconsin and he's serious 146 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:29,040 about her big old titties. He wants to be with her, 147 00:07:29,319 --> 00:07:30,759 so this is how he's going to do it. So 148 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:35,560 we follow him to a florist shop where he's buying roses. 149 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:38,680 Who cares and I don't care at all. 150 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:39,600 Speaker 1: He does not care. 151 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:43,040 Speaker 2: Wants to drop off the roses somewhere where she'll pick 152 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:46,680 him up or something, but that doesn't end up happening. 153 00:07:47,439 --> 00:07:51,120 And then at one point he is gonna call Kim. 154 00:07:52,879 --> 00:07:53,839 Speaker 1: He did call him. 155 00:07:54,079 --> 00:07:55,000 Speaker 2: He does call him. 156 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:58,240 Speaker 1: He's like, I've got to call my goo goo gaga 157 00:07:58,439 --> 00:08:01,680 mama so she can tell me what I should be 158 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:04,519 doing now that I'm here and I'm signing a lease 159 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:08,639 on an apartment. And Kim, shockingly, yeah, he's the voice 160 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:13,120 of reason here. She's telling Ethan like, does she know 161 00:08:13,199 --> 00:08:16,879 you're in Wisconsin. No, does she know you're gonna be 162 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:18,560 signing aalise on an apartment? 163 00:08:18,839 --> 00:08:19,079 Speaker 2: No? 164 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,920 Speaker 1: Don't you think maybe you should text her give her 165 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:25,439 a heads up. Maybe just say hey, tomorrow at the park, 166 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,160 I've got a little gifty poof for you, come and 167 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,920 get it, so that she at least has an idea 168 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:34,360 of what to expect of something that's going on. And 169 00:08:34,399 --> 00:08:37,240 I'm like, Kim, this is the sun that you raise. Yeah, 170 00:08:37,279 --> 00:08:42,120 he absolutely has no relationship skills whatsoever. 171 00:08:41,879 --> 00:08:44,879 Speaker 2: And like, you know, I could give him the benefit 172 00:08:44,879 --> 00:08:47,519 of the doubt for one second where I'm like, maybe 173 00:08:47,519 --> 00:08:50,240 it could be a grand romantic gesture. Maybe if you 174 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:54,240 guys ended things on good terms. And she was just like, well, 175 00:08:54,279 --> 00:08:55,799 I can't like be with you if you're going to 176 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:59,879 be in kro like maybe in a Roman to See book. Okay, 177 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:05,919 in a completely made up world, this could work where Ethan. 178 00:09:06,159 --> 00:09:07,559 Speaker 1: Shows up to Wisconsin. 179 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:12,320 Speaker 2: I've got an apartment, baby, I've decided, I've thought about it, 180 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:17,000 and I just can't be without you one more second. 181 00:09:17,399 --> 00:09:20,000 But that's not what Ethan's doing. It comes off super 182 00:09:20,039 --> 00:09:23,240 creepy and weird. Actually, I'm like kind of uncomfortable by it. 183 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:26,960 Because then we have Ethan like calling Teagan when he's 184 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,519 at the park and he's like, I've got something for 185 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,600 you and she's like what. He's like, well, I can't 186 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:34,360 tell you. I've just got something for you, so I'm 187 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,399 gonna have to see you at some point. 188 00:09:36,519 --> 00:09:39,120 Speaker 1: He doesn't tell her that. He says, you're gonna have 189 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:42,000 to come and get it. She's like, well, what do 190 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:46,399 you mean because you live in Georgia. I'm over here, 191 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:48,519 Like where am I going to come and get the thing? 192 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:51,960 And he's like, on that bench in the park that 193 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,759 we used to sit at. There's gonna be something there 194 00:09:54,879 --> 00:09:58,200 for you. He ultimately ends up texting her because she 195 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,720 texts him after he calls her yeah, and she's like, 196 00:10:00,919 --> 00:10:02,279 what the fuck is going on? 197 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:03,440 Speaker 2: Can you give me like. 198 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:06,759 Speaker 1: An in turbo creeped out dude? Yeah, So he texts 199 00:10:06,759 --> 00:10:09,720 her on Kim's Advice and he's like, I've got some 200 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,720 flowers for you, which I bought the day before and 201 00:10:11,759 --> 00:10:15,360 so now they're gonna be wilted. But I I've got 202 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:16,720 some flowers for you, going to leave it on our 203 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:20,879 special bench, and there's gonna be something else there for 204 00:10:20,919 --> 00:10:23,279 you too. That's gonna be so good. It's my Dick 205 00:10:24,679 --> 00:10:28,120 and my ball, my bang old I will be sitting 206 00:10:28,159 --> 00:10:31,759 there with Monday and Ball. Yeah, so come and get it, honey. 207 00:10:32,639 --> 00:10:34,519 Speaker 2: This is what I'm saying. It's like if you wrote 208 00:10:34,519 --> 00:10:37,919 this in like a romantic book or whatever, I'm sure 209 00:10:38,399 --> 00:10:40,600 all the women on book talk would be like lapping 210 00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:42,279 it up, being like it's so hot. 211 00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:48,159 Speaker 1: I r L And we're calling the popo, Like there's 212 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:51,240 this guy I used to date and he's here, I 213 00:10:51,279 --> 00:10:54,200 think in Milwaukee. Why can't we say Milwaukee either? 214 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:59,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, Wisconsin ice a lake exactly in Milwaukee, right, and 215 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,759 he's sleeping in his car, so like I think they 216 00:11:01,799 --> 00:11:03,639 agree to meet the next day or something, right, and 217 00:11:03,679 --> 00:11:06,360 like he ends up sleeping in his car. 218 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:08,840 Speaker 1: Because the next morning, when he's got his coffee, it 219 00:11:08,879 --> 00:11:11,159 feels like he's coming out of a holiday and express. 220 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:14,000 Speaker 2: I hope so, because otherwise, if you're sleeping in your 221 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,399 car in this abandoned parking lot with. 222 00:11:15,519 --> 00:11:18,440 Speaker 1: A cameraman in the front seat, who's filming you sleeping 223 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:21,120 in your car? Like that's fucking weird, right, what's happening? 224 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,240 Speaker 2: I just don't understand what timeline am I on? 225 00:11:23,759 --> 00:11:25,279 Speaker 1: Get me off of it. Cirn. 226 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,000 Speaker 2: Can we change the time. 227 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,759 Speaker 1: I need a portal, sir, open it up. I'll take 228 00:11:29,759 --> 00:11:30,600 alien and everything. 229 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,039 Speaker 2: I'll go to Arnica. It's fine. 230 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,679 Speaker 1: Demons are okay to or the. 231 00:11:33,639 --> 00:11:41,039 Speaker 2: Miami Mall or Olivia Wilde shit. And so before Teagan 232 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:47,200 and Ethan's anticipated meeting, we shift gears to bury Plath. 233 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:51,960 Speaker 1: Jesus, stop trying to make plaith Daddy a thing. 234 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:56,919 Speaker 2: Oh my God, doing high intensity workouts in kro and 235 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:59,639 look his credit, God bless. 236 00:11:59,679 --> 00:12:00,279 Speaker 1: He looks right. 237 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,120 Speaker 2: He looks great. He is fit. That's awesome. 238 00:12:03,279 --> 00:12:04,519 Speaker 1: Keep the hat on, keep that. 239 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:09,799 Speaker 2: Don't show your head please. But then we have to 240 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:13,679 like interview some random like middle aged women at this 241 00:12:13,759 --> 00:12:16,440 high intensity workout thing and they're like, oh my god, 242 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:19,679 Berry's so hot and he's like so muscular, and he's 243 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,679 a Plath Daddy. Like, we don't need that. 244 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:26,600 Speaker 1: It's truly filler content. It really is a nothing burger 245 00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:29,440 that nobody wants to see. I don't know what you're doing. 246 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:33,440 It's kind of hearkening back to those early seasons of 247 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:37,480 Sister Wives, which are just jam packed with banality. But 248 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:40,000 it was still interesting because they were polygamists and this 249 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,600 is their culture I'm interested. 250 00:12:42,159 --> 00:12:45,120 Speaker 2: But I am not interested when you don't have like 251 00:12:45,159 --> 00:12:48,159 that culture of that like crazy religion and stuff. It's 252 00:12:48,279 --> 00:12:50,039 just people doing random now. 253 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,960 Speaker 1: It's just drunk people, unfaithful people. Yeah, ugly people, weird people, 254 00:12:54,559 --> 00:12:58,919 robot people doing normal people things. Yeah. No, for real, 255 00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:00,799 it's not it's not sinilated. 256 00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:05,320 Speaker 2: It's not entertaining TV content, not at all. So Okay, great, Berry, 257 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:11,279 that's awesome. You got big old arms guns. Great, that's fantastic. Next, 258 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,320 So then we move on to Mariah. 259 00:13:13,519 --> 00:13:17,120 Speaker 1: But I did want to just say that it just 260 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:20,039 irks me a little bit when you've got like all 261 00:13:20,039 --> 00:13:24,759 of these people working out their CrossFit or whatever, and 262 00:13:24,759 --> 00:13:27,639 then their personal trainer is morbidly obese. And I'm not 263 00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:29,519 gonna be body shir I'm not gonna be. But I 264 00:13:29,519 --> 00:13:31,960 think his name was Jason. He's in a bright pink shirt, 265 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,960 so I was drawn to the fact he's a block 266 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,720 of cheese, that he had a big old belly, and 267 00:13:37,759 --> 00:13:41,480 you're not doing the exercises that you're telling everybody else 268 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,879 to do because you couldn't possibly do them. So are 269 00:13:43,919 --> 00:13:45,879 we not supposed to call out Jason in the pink 270 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:46,960 shirt for being. 271 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,799 Speaker 2: A lot of shape I wasn't gonna say anything because 272 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,639 I don't body shame people. Yeah, that's very nice and 273 00:13:52,759 --> 00:13:55,679 very kind and very sensitive to other people's feelings. Okay, 274 00:13:55,879 --> 00:13:58,480 but I did notice his big old cheese block of 275 00:13:58,519 --> 00:14:00,919 a body. I mean he literally and like, what are 276 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:01,360 you doing? 277 00:14:01,399 --> 00:14:04,200 Speaker 1: And his assistant, the guy standing next to him, was 278 00:14:04,279 --> 00:14:08,559 twice as obese. What's happening in Georgia? 279 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,879 Speaker 2: Girl could not be me? But let's make Barry Plath 280 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,039 rotate tires around in the parking lot. Hey, I guess 281 00:14:17,039 --> 00:14:19,399 we gotta get a thirst trap for mister Plath. I 282 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:23,080 love it again. I'm gonna send you his thirst traps 283 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,799 on Instagram because she's sending me. She's sending me the 284 00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:27,279 most ridiculous thirst traps. 285 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:29,879 Speaker 1: What well, I don't know how. I like, I get one. 286 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:33,120 What I get are like these what do you call them? Stud? Lesbians? 287 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:33,840 Speaker 2: Yeah? 288 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,679 Speaker 1: It was like tattoos, like there were mechanics something like 289 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,799 working on cars, but they seem hot. I mean like 290 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:42,000 if I were a lesbian, I'd be like, I'm into that. 291 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:46,000 Send it to you and I'm like, check this chick out, 292 00:14:46,679 --> 00:14:49,840 And You're like, why are you sending me this fucking shit? 293 00:14:49,879 --> 00:14:52,320 Speaker 2: And I'm like, I don't know, she's hot, right, No, 294 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,240 And so then now I'm sending her young men thirst 295 00:14:56,279 --> 00:14:57,679 traps and you're like thank you, and. 296 00:14:57,799 --> 00:15:01,840 Speaker 1: Like thank you in advance, don't stop so ridiculous. 297 00:15:01,879 --> 00:15:02,240 Speaker 2: I love it. 298 00:15:02,279 --> 00:15:05,000 Speaker 1: And so Daddy Plath is a thirst trap. He is 299 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,679 a thirst and I appreciate it. As a woman of 300 00:15:07,679 --> 00:15:10,759 a third age, we like to see a yoked daddy. 301 00:15:10,679 --> 00:15:13,960 Speaker 2: For sure. So then we go to Montana and we 302 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,039 check in with Mariah. Yeah, and you know, this was 303 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:19,519 a fine segment. I don't want to be critical of Mariah. 304 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:23,200 She seems genuinely very happy. She talks about how she's 305 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:27,000 really worked on herself. She is very clear to say 306 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,200 like I'm not perfect, you know, I still got work 307 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:31,600 to do, like there's still improvement, but like, I'm genuinely 308 00:15:31,679 --> 00:15:34,840 really happy here. I'm doing this thing all on my own. 309 00:15:35,399 --> 00:15:38,200 And I loved that for her. I wish there was more. 310 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,679 I wish we could see where she's living, because I'm like, 311 00:15:40,759 --> 00:15:42,879 are you a hobo sexual? Are you crashing on your 312 00:15:42,879 --> 00:15:45,519 friend's couches? Do you got a boyfriend? 313 00:15:46,039 --> 00:15:49,080 Speaker 1: What do you do for work? Are you bartending? Are 314 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:53,639 there cowboys there? What do they look like? Be descriptive. 315 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,799 Speaker 2: Can you find their Instagram handles like thank you? 316 00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,840 Speaker 1: But like, I want to know what's happening in her 317 00:15:59,879 --> 00:16:01,679 life life. She's like in the prime of her life. 318 00:16:01,679 --> 00:16:06,480 She's such a gorgeous girl. She's out there in Montana. God, like, 319 00:16:06,559 --> 00:16:11,080 big Hi country. What are you doing out there? How's life? 320 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,840 What's the adventure look like? We get nothing. We get 321 00:16:13,919 --> 00:16:15,919 her in Blackjack, who, by the way, can't walk on 322 00:16:15,919 --> 00:16:17,759 a leash. I know, teach your dogs to walk. 323 00:16:18,159 --> 00:16:20,080 Speaker 2: I thought she took him to a training. 324 00:16:19,759 --> 00:16:24,639 Speaker 1: Care allegedly, but godless, Blackjack is beautiful. So she's walking 325 00:16:24,879 --> 00:16:27,399 Blackjack in the forest. It does look wonderful. 326 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,360 Speaker 2: It's gorgeous. It's such a jerrem. 327 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,519 Speaker 1: But we learned nothing. No, we literally other than Ethan 328 00:16:32,799 --> 00:16:37,720 and Isaac and their their prospective others are supposed to 329 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,000 be coming to Montana, yes. 330 00:16:38,919 --> 00:16:42,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, for a trip or whatever. And Mariah does say 331 00:16:42,159 --> 00:16:44,519 that she did talk to Isaac about him breaking up 332 00:16:44,519 --> 00:16:46,919 with Kaylin, and she basically told him in her nice, 333 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:52,279 older sister voice that hey, you fucked up, Yeah, dumbass, 334 00:16:52,559 --> 00:16:56,960 Maybe get her back? Maybe do that? Okay, dummy, love 335 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,639 you by yep. And then we go on to where 336 00:17:00,679 --> 00:17:02,240 we have Isaac and Kayln. 337 00:17:02,639 --> 00:17:04,920 Speaker 1: And I'm not buying it. 338 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,519 Speaker 2: I'm just like, this is so boring. 339 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:09,160 Speaker 1: I just feel like this is not a real storyline. 340 00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:12,000 I can't be I don't feel like the original breakup, 341 00:17:12,519 --> 00:17:14,400 first of all, was a big deal. I don't need 342 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,119 to know any of this. I don't care. But now 343 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,960 that you're making it my business, I don't believe it. It 344 00:17:19,799 --> 00:17:22,480 seems fake, just so that you can have a storyline 345 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,599 where you're trying to get her back and she's already 346 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,720 yours for real. She loves you and she wants to 347 00:17:26,759 --> 00:17:29,480 be with you, So why are we pretending that she's resisting. 348 00:17:29,559 --> 00:17:30,599 I'm just like, what are we doing? 349 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:34,400 Speaker 2: It just felt like they needed content, and so they're like, Okay, 350 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,079 we're going to make this storyline, but you guys breaking 351 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,559 up and then Isaac's going to be ruminating about it 352 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:42,119 for several episodes, and then he's going to have a 353 00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:45,000 conversation with you in his truck and you guys are 354 00:17:45,039 --> 00:17:47,720 gonna get back together. But like, we spent so much 355 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:51,319 time on their segment of them trying to get back 356 00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:53,839 together and be like this is so stupid. It literally, 357 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:57,720 in like one sentence, Isaac's like, give me one more chance, 358 00:17:58,359 --> 00:18:00,400 and she's like, I don't give second chances, but I'll 359 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:00,920 give you one. 360 00:18:01,319 --> 00:18:04,960 Speaker 1: I know my worth, I know how good I am. 361 00:18:05,039 --> 00:18:06,640 Speaker 2: You're gonna have to earn back your trips. 362 00:18:06,759 --> 00:18:09,079 Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I can't trust you right now, but I. 363 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,680 Speaker 2: Love you though, but okay, okay, And then like the 364 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,680 next day they have a date in what was it 365 00:18:15,759 --> 00:18:17,240 Kim's abandoned palace. 366 00:18:17,559 --> 00:18:20,079 Speaker 1: Yes, it's that that apartment that she lived in and 367 00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:23,960 had Christmas in like the winter after she left Plaidaddy. 368 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,880 So now Isaac has a fuck pad where he can 369 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,319 take fooky Bear. But first we have to have a 370 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:32,559 special romantic date because he's cought on her. Yeah, he's 371 00:18:32,559 --> 00:18:35,799 got to earn back her troth. So he's got roses 372 00:18:36,359 --> 00:18:37,680 and he's got candle. 373 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:41,079 Speaker 2: I did think this was sweet, like well provided, but 374 00:18:41,799 --> 00:18:44,720 totally he didn't really do it. He can't be that 375 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,359 romantic at least. He's like twelve years old, like he 376 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:49,799 doesn't know anything about anything. But anyway, so they have 377 00:18:49,839 --> 00:18:52,400 this like little paint by numbers thing that they do together, 378 00:18:52,559 --> 00:18:56,279 and it's like so romantic, and Caitlin is so swooning 379 00:18:56,319 --> 00:18:58,359 over him. She's like, oh my God, like he's doing 380 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:06,279 so good, it's like best. But what was interesting about 381 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,960 their date is that they did talk a teeny weeny 382 00:19:09,039 --> 00:19:13,920 bit about Ethan and Tigan. And it was interesting because 383 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,759 I think it was Isaac that brought it up. Like, 384 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,359 you know, Ethan's been torn up about Teagan, he wants 385 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,599 to get back together with her, he's planning on moving 386 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:23,799 back to Wisconsin, he's gonna be sad his brother's leaving, 387 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,920 blah blah blah. And then we hear from Kayln that 388 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:32,319 apparently Teagan has said and done some things that she 389 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:36,319 does not agree with, but she ultimately wishes them the best. 390 00:19:36,839 --> 00:19:40,440 So I'm like, Okay, are you trying to like insinuate, yes, 391 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:45,160 that Teagan is like a Veronica or all that. 392 00:19:45,359 --> 00:19:49,680 Speaker 1: I mean, absolutely insanity, But she's trying to imply that 393 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:53,640 Teagan has done something done something, which, of course, because 394 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,000 Kaylin didn't tell us exactly what Teagan did, I'm just 395 00:19:57,079 --> 00:20:00,920 left here to think about what that possibly could be. Yeah, 396 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,759 And for whatever reason, I was taken right back to 397 00:20:03,839 --> 00:20:10,839 some of Veronica's accusations, particularly around camgirling only fans and 398 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:14,160 sex work, which is real work. Sex work is real work. 399 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:17,160 But I'm just saying, I'm wondering whether after all of 400 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,480 that hullabaloo, maybe Ethan found. 401 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:20,960 Speaker 2: Out that she had her titties. 402 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,839 Speaker 1: I don't know, what do you live? 403 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,480 Speaker 2: I could see that. I mean, it seemed like there 404 00:20:25,519 --> 00:20:27,839 was something so like, either she did something to her, 405 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:32,039 Ethan cheated, she cheated, maybe she lied about something, or 406 00:20:32,039 --> 00:20:34,720 maybe she was mean to him. I don't know. Because 407 00:20:34,759 --> 00:20:38,680 Isaac also makes a comment about how like Ethan's gone 408 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,200 through a lot with his relationships, you know, and you know, 409 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,000 the family dealt with Olivia being a bitch for so 410 00:20:44,039 --> 00:20:46,160 many years. That's what Isaac straight up said, which was 411 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,279 kind of funny to meat, but He's like, you know, 412 00:20:48,319 --> 00:20:50,519 Olivia was a bitch for so many years, and now 413 00:20:50,559 --> 00:20:53,319 we've got Teagan and this mess with Ethan, and I'm 414 00:20:53,359 --> 00:20:56,960 just like, Okay, what happened? What happened? Though, Like because 415 00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:00,400 from last year, seemed like Teagan was nice, seemed like 416 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,119 she was chilled, seemed like she was getting the shit 417 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,160 end of the stick with Veronica and all of the 418 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:07,759 rumors and stuff. So I'm kind of surprised to hear 419 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:11,319 this from Isaac and Pooky Bear, and now I'm kind 420 00:21:11,319 --> 00:21:14,759 of like side eyeing Teagan. I'm like, okay, maybe you yeah, but. 421 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:19,960 Speaker 1: I probably being filtered through Ethan maybe doesn't seem like 422 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:24,559 a very emotionally regulated person, and you would categorize Teagan 423 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:28,039 as being like the wrong one or having done something wrong. 424 00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:30,160 So I don't trust that necessarily either. 425 00:21:30,839 --> 00:21:33,359 Speaker 2: And so then we go back to Wisconsin and it's 426 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:38,200 the anticipated meetup with Ethan and Teagan, which has been 427 00:21:38,599 --> 00:21:43,200 dragged out all episode. Teagan arrives at the park where 428 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:47,519 Ethan has been sleeping in his car, and they meet 429 00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:51,000 up in his car, but with the mics off, so 430 00:21:51,039 --> 00:21:52,920 we don't get to hear their conversation. We don't get 431 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,480 to hear what they were saying to each other, but 432 00:21:55,759 --> 00:22:00,319 we can assume that he confesses love to her and 433 00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:03,599 maybe she gave him a hand job. Like I don't 434 00:22:03,599 --> 00:22:06,680 know what happened in this car, but when they come 435 00:22:06,799 --> 00:22:10,279 out of it, this is where it got very cringey 436 00:22:10,319 --> 00:22:13,880 for me, because the vibe was off. You have Ethan 437 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:18,119 with his hair kind of ruffled and he's Brennan and 438 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,680 bushy tailed, like he got a hand job or something, 439 00:22:21,079 --> 00:22:24,720 and he's like so happy, He's so happy for no 440 00:22:24,839 --> 00:22:28,039 reason because they're not together. She doesn't want to get 441 00:22:28,039 --> 00:22:31,839 back together with him. Teagan seems straight up grossed out 442 00:22:31,839 --> 00:22:32,400 and disgusted. 443 00:22:32,759 --> 00:22:34,799 Speaker 1: Is the next day when they meet again at the lake, 444 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,839 because like it blurts, they talk in the car, Yeah, 445 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:40,440 the mics are off. They talk for an hour it 446 00:22:40,519 --> 00:22:42,799 might have been the next day, and then they leave separately. 447 00:22:43,079 --> 00:22:43,319 Speaker 2: Yeah. 448 00:22:43,759 --> 00:22:46,839 Speaker 1: So then they come back the next morning and Teagan 449 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:51,279 is straight up in her pajamas, wearing like pajama slippers, 450 00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:55,559 right at the lake, and she doesn't seem pleased. No, 451 00:22:55,839 --> 00:22:58,680 she doesn't seem to appreciate all of the effort he 452 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,519 has gone to do I guess move to Wisconsin or whatever. 453 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,200 And so he's trying to have this conversation with her 454 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,279 out on the lake and it's supposed to be all romantic, 455 00:23:06,279 --> 00:23:08,519 and he does look ruffled, he does, and again she's 456 00:23:08,559 --> 00:23:10,799 in her pajamas. So I did wonder, like, did he 457 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:14,200 spend the night baying her place? Did they have sex? 458 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:17,400 But I don't know because based on the way that 459 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:21,960 Teagan was acting the next morning, she was not into Ethan, 460 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,920 not at all. She's like, yeah, no, I don't know 461 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,759 where he lives. He lives in Georgia. 462 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,279 Speaker 2: He's supposed to be in Georgia's when she's supposed to. 463 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,079 Speaker 1: Be in Georgia, like you go to Africa. I don't 464 00:23:31,079 --> 00:23:34,000 know what Ethan's doing. It's Ethan Plath, like. 465 00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:38,319 Speaker 2: Okay, and she just seems like weirded out almost that 466 00:23:38,559 --> 00:23:40,799 he did this, or like I would be. 467 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:44,119 Speaker 1: I mean, how do you not talk to somebody and 468 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:47,839 tell them you're moving to their town and they're you're 469 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:48,640 gonna live there? 470 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,400 Speaker 2: Well, and that's what I was saying at the top 471 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:53,119 of the episode, Like it depends on how they broke 472 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:56,839 up initially, because if they had like an amical breakup 473 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,680 and they just broke up because of distance, oh my god, 474 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,359 like I can do it, you know, like, oh I 475 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,160 still love you though, but like we can't do the distance, 476 00:24:04,559 --> 00:24:08,640 then maybe it would not be as weird for Ethan 477 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:09,880 to make this grand gesture. 478 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,960 Speaker 1: But there seems to be hard feelings on Teagan's part, 479 00:24:13,039 --> 00:24:17,200 like she seems to be cold, yeah, and upset actually 480 00:24:17,279 --> 00:24:19,720 that he's there. Yeah, she had no idea and like, well, 481 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,000 what do you expect me to do? Like I'm not 482 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,039 gonna believe anything you tell me. He can tell you actually. 483 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,559 Speaker 2: Do it, she seemed like mad. So she says that 484 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,079 when they broke up, she told him there were two 485 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,480 deal breakers. One you need to live here otherwise we 486 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,960 can't be together. And two, you can't be married to 487 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,920 that hoe ass Olivia anymore, period. And that's fair, that's 488 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,440 totally fair, because she's got a kid and she can't 489 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,440 just be like wasting her time with this guy who's 490 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,480 still legally married to Olivia. And so now we have 491 00:24:47,559 --> 00:24:49,920 Ethan making this grand gesture about I'm gonna get an 492 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,359 apartment and I'm gonna move here, but he's still married 493 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:56,319 to exactly, so it doesn't make any sense. And so 494 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,519 I can kind of understand why Tiga would be annoyed 495 00:24:59,519 --> 00:25:01,200 with him because because it's like, why are you making 496 00:25:01,279 --> 00:25:05,200 this grand gesture when you haven't done all of the 497 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:08,599 things that I am. That's it, Yeah, that's literally it. 498 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,400 And like, yeah, you can move here and that's fine, 499 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:13,240 but you're still fucking legally married to Olivia, So can 500 00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:15,680 you get that divorce already because it's been several years. 501 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,440 So it just doesn't make any sense. The vibe for 502 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:24,000 me felt so uncomfortable because Ethan seems so happy, Like 503 00:25:24,039 --> 00:25:26,880 I said, bride eyedem bushy tailed, he's got a smile, 504 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,920 on his face. He thinks that this is a good thing, 505 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:34,400 and Tacan is like disgusted. She's not even into him. 506 00:25:34,599 --> 00:25:36,880 She's not happy, she's not really smiling. 507 00:25:36,599 --> 00:25:38,960 Speaker 1: Like if I'm into you, like if I want to 508 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,119 have a future with you, even if I'm playing a 509 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,599 little bit hard to get so that you can do 510 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,160 all the things you need to do, Like I'm not 511 00:25:45,319 --> 00:25:49,400 showing up to the rendezvous in my pajamas, yeah, with 512 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,559 no makeup on, with my hair undig right, with my 513 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,680 like footy slippers. I'm gonna put my best foot forward, 514 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,079 but yeah, I'm gonna make you want to want all 515 00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:02,240 that I got. So she just seemed like overdo And 516 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,599 actually I would prefer if you didn't move here and 517 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,680 you hauled your ass back to kro Well. 518 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,480 Speaker 2: And my vibe two was like, if she's not ready 519 00:26:10,519 --> 00:26:12,880 to get back together with him, and if they didn't 520 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:17,240 spend the night together after their little private meetup, maybe 521 00:26:17,279 --> 00:26:18,200 she's got a boyfriend. 522 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,680 Speaker 1: I was thinking, this is a woman who has moved on. 523 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's like grossed out by it now because she's. 524 00:26:24,519 --> 00:26:27,200 Speaker 1: Like, well that's how women get right, Yes. 525 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,640 Speaker 2: Like I fuck somebody else and they were way better 526 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:33,039 than you. Ethan, So why are you here? 527 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:33,599 Speaker 4: Right? 528 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:36,359 Speaker 1: And it's never gonna have a job, yeah, place to live, 529 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,680 and they don't sleep in their car. They're not essentially 530 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:42,279 an unhoused person trying to court me and stuff. 531 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,759 Speaker 2: Right, And they're also not like still legally married to 532 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:45,759 their ex wife. 533 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:46,240 Speaker 1: Yeah. 534 00:26:46,319 --> 00:26:49,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, so I don't know. This very awkward is super 535 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:53,160 weird to me, awkward girdle. I thought that they were 536 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,680 going to get back together in this season because these 537 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:59,200 episodes were kind of leading up to that. But now 538 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:02,759 that we see them together, I'm like, ooh, big yikes. 539 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,680 And then we get to the preview for the rest 540 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,400 of the season, and this is where I woke up, 541 00:27:08,759 --> 00:27:12,200 don't shit the bed, where I came back to my consciousness. 542 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,400 So there's a lot of things in this preview we'll 543 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,000 try to hit all of them. We have the family 544 00:27:17,039 --> 00:27:20,319 gathering at the farm, and this kind of leads into 545 00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:26,160 this like conversation or confrontation with I think Zach and Lydia. 546 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:31,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, and Kim and Kim. And somebody asks Kim, is 547 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,680 this going to be a bad conversation? 548 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,440 Speaker 2: Yeah? She gives Mariah and she's like, yeah, and it's 549 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:36,519 going to be a bad conversation. 550 00:27:36,559 --> 00:27:38,119 Speaker 1: So I'm like, Okay, something's happened. 551 00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:40,039 Speaker 2: What does that mean? Did you and Ken break up? 552 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:40,720 Speaker 4: Please? 553 00:27:41,519 --> 00:27:42,079 Speaker 3: Please? 554 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,680 Speaker 2: And then we also have Barry who's dating a very 555 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:49,000 attractive blonde lady or something. Well we can't see her face, yeah, 556 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,000 but he thinks she's very attractive, but he tells her 557 00:27:52,079 --> 00:27:55,079 that she's very attractive. Then the family goes to Montana 558 00:27:55,279 --> 00:27:59,119 and we have Teagan coming along with Ethan and it's 559 00:27:59,160 --> 00:27:59,880 fucking awkward. 560 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,200 Speaker 1: Hell, she doesn't seem happy to be there. She's on 561 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,039 her phone, she doesn't want to be around Ethan. She's like, 562 00:28:06,039 --> 00:28:08,279 oh my god, Ethan, you're standing too close to me. 563 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,079 Leave me alone. Yeah, okay, Taken, why did you go 564 00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:11,680 to Montana? 565 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:11,880 Speaker 3: Then? 566 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,880 Speaker 2: And I think Kaylin calls this out and she's like, well, 567 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,720 if you're coming on this trip with your ex boyfriend 568 00:28:17,759 --> 00:28:19,720 that you don't plan on getting back together with, and like, 569 00:28:19,759 --> 00:28:22,599 why are you here? Yeah? Hell? Yeah, Like what the hell? 570 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,359 So it seems very weird. I do look forward to 571 00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:29,079 seeing that trip because I love some tension myself. Then 572 00:28:29,079 --> 00:28:31,720 we have Kim going to fake therapy and she's talking 573 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:35,400 about her druma yeah, And then we also have Kim 574 00:28:36,079 --> 00:28:41,319 talking to Lydia in the car. Lydia out this was wild, 575 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:45,599 this was crazy. So she kim asks Lydia, hey, I've 576 00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:48,400 been here in some rumors that you're like telling people 577 00:28:48,559 --> 00:28:52,000 that they're not godly enough, bitch, and Lydia is. 578 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:55,119 Speaker 1: Like shocked, shocked. Pikachu like uh. 579 00:28:54,839 --> 00:28:58,920 Speaker 2: Oh m G. Then we have Zach saying, I guess 580 00:28:59,119 --> 00:29:04,680 he's saying something about Teagan that pisses her off. It 581 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:05,799 seems like no, no, no. 582 00:29:05,839 --> 00:29:11,039 Speaker 1: He says something to Ethan about talking about money and Teagan. 583 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:15,119 Ethan takes that bone back to Teagan in the car 584 00:29:15,119 --> 00:29:17,319 and says, oh, by the way, Zach said this about you, 585 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,440 and Tigan's like, I don't like that. That pisses me off. 586 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:23,519 And then we have some sort of a confrontation with 587 00:29:23,559 --> 00:29:24,279 the family in. 588 00:29:24,359 --> 00:29:28,400 Speaker 2: Zach Yeah, because Zach needs to speak up about something, 589 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,079 and so they have a whole family meeting. 590 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,759 Speaker 1: If it's wrong, I've got to address it. 591 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,079 Speaker 2: And then he like cries about it or something. It's 592 00:29:34,079 --> 00:29:38,319 so weird. Mariah in the family meeting, I think says, 593 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,359 you know, it's kind of hard to like have a 594 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,799 conversation with somebody who's like giving you a list of 595 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,319 everything that you're doing. 596 00:29:44,119 --> 00:29:47,519 Speaker 1: Wrong, giving us the impression as raccoon's in a dumpster 597 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:51,559 that Zach and Lydia, with their fucking Bible are just 598 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,799 going from family member to family member telling everybody what 599 00:29:54,839 --> 00:29:58,160 they're doing wrong and the most judgment judgmental way possible, 600 00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:01,079 like what under what the do you think that that's 601 00:30:01,119 --> 00:30:03,759 okay to do? Oh? Yeah, the Christian theory, right, that's right. 602 00:30:03,839 --> 00:30:07,880 Speaker 2: That tracks and then Zach gets upset because he feels 603 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,839 like he's a problem for the whole family. 604 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,240 Speaker 1: Guess it's me. I guess I'm the problem, and. 605 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,279 Speaker 2: He like tears up and then he says, you know, 606 00:30:14,319 --> 00:30:16,720 like what am I supposed to like wrestle all the 607 00:30:16,759 --> 00:30:20,799 boys and stuff? Is that what you need for people? Yes? 608 00:30:21,039 --> 00:30:25,359 Which kind of made me laugh honestly, And so he said, uh, 609 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,440 I think it was Ethan saying that it was hard 610 00:30:28,319 --> 00:30:30,359 for them to like get to know him or something 611 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,039 or like that. Zach is making it hard for them 612 00:30:33,079 --> 00:30:35,039 to get to know him. So this is going to 613 00:30:35,079 --> 00:30:37,359 be interesting. It seems like Zach's going to be a problem. 614 00:30:37,759 --> 00:30:41,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Isaac in this conversation conversation is calling 615 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:45,400 out Lydia and Zach talking about other members of the 616 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,559 family because if you recall what you probably don't because 617 00:30:47,559 --> 00:30:49,720 you're probably not watching because it's only me and Beadrice. 618 00:30:50,079 --> 00:30:52,200 But like in the first family meeting that they had, 619 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,960 Lydia and Zach were taking everybody to task for like 620 00:30:56,119 --> 00:30:59,079 talking about other members of the family. But apparently this 621 00:30:59,279 --> 00:31:02,440 entire time throughout this season, that's what Zach and Lydia 622 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,720 have been doing. And so they're calling Zach and Lydia 623 00:31:05,799 --> 00:31:08,920 out on it, which I'm gonna love a little bit. 624 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,279 Speaker 2: I've got thoughts about it because I'm like I could 625 00:31:11,279 --> 00:31:15,440 see a world. Yeah, Zach and Lydia are being bitches 626 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:19,039 to everybody and being super pious and calling everybody out 627 00:31:19,079 --> 00:31:21,960 for not being godly enough because they're turbo Christian and 628 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,640 you know, Kim's a degenerate alcoholic, and Mariah's got tattoos, 629 00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:30,720 and Micah is bisexual, and you know Ethan's angered. You know, 630 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:34,599 maybe more like we were talking before we recorded, you 631 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,240 had talked about like the family always has a target, 632 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,920 So now is Zach just the new target? Is he 633 00:31:41,039 --> 00:31:42,400 making himself the target? 634 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:47,400 Speaker 1: So here's my theory and here's my vibration about it. 635 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,079 Your psychic Yeah, I feel like it could be a 636 00:31:50,079 --> 00:31:54,640 combination of both, but I'm honestly airing on the side 637 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:58,519 of Zach is pulling some fuck shit and that both 638 00:31:58,599 --> 00:32:02,319 Lydia and Zach are probably pretty judgmental. And I also 639 00:32:02,799 --> 00:32:05,960 want to underscore my previous theory that he's like a 640 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,440 fucking clout goblin, totally like that. He is here in 641 00:32:09,799 --> 00:32:12,480 Tallahassee being a tennis coach or something like that, or 642 00:32:12,519 --> 00:32:14,400 working at a coffee shop, whatever he's doing, because he 643 00:32:14,519 --> 00:32:18,440 truly ultimately wants to be on television and he wants 644 00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:20,640 the fame of it, and so he's trying to insert 645 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,359 himself into all of these different things that are happening 646 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,359 in the family. But he's doing it by way of judgment, 647 00:32:26,359 --> 00:32:28,400 which is what you learn in the church. You learn 648 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,960 to judge other people, although you're not supposed to do that. 649 00:32:31,119 --> 00:32:33,000 So I think it's going to be great. I think 650 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,559 I think he's actually probably a little bit of an asshole. 651 00:32:36,079 --> 00:32:38,440 But also, as soon as you show yourself to be 652 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,960 an asshole in this family, you will become a target. 653 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,480 Speaker 2: They will call you out on it. That's what the 654 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:47,240 Plaths do, So they shy from those family meetings. No, 655 00:32:47,359 --> 00:32:49,680 they are not so I'm looking forward to it. I 656 00:32:49,799 --> 00:32:52,759 was bored as funny in this episode and last week too, 657 00:32:52,839 --> 00:32:54,400 and last week it was super boring. 658 00:32:54,519 --> 00:32:57,440 Speaker 1: What's the raccoon to do? I mean, really besides sleep 659 00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,680 and drink. For real, I needed to get better. 660 00:33:00,039 --> 00:33:01,960 Speaker 2: I want it to get better. The preview is giving 661 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:02,680 me some hope. 662 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,160 Speaker 1: And we haven't gotten have we gotten? No, we haven't 663 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:09,200 gotten to the conversation between Kim and Ken about how 664 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:12,920 fat she is and how he's not sexually attracted to 665 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:16,279 her with his little racist penis. He's like, my racist 666 00:33:16,279 --> 00:33:20,079 penis needs you to lose about one hundred pounds so 667 00:33:20,119 --> 00:33:24,240 it can get excited to couple with you. But until then, 668 00:33:24,759 --> 00:33:27,400 I'm going to be racist over here with my one eye. 669 00:33:27,519 --> 00:33:30,519 Speaker 2: Well maybe that's the conversation with the family. 670 00:33:30,599 --> 00:33:32,160 Speaker 1: I think it's probably verbatim. 671 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,799 Speaker 2: Maybe she's Ken broke up with me because I'm fat. 672 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:44,640 Speaker 1: As fun terrible reviews on Apple. Oh no, but it's true, 673 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,039 Like all of the audacity in the world is what 674 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:52,039 Ken Palmer has with his fucking jukebox dude, the audacity 675 00:33:52,079 --> 00:33:54,680 that you would have to live in another man's home 676 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:59,200 after having an adulterous affair with his bowling ball of 677 00:33:59,279 --> 00:34:03,920 a way, Kim getting her drum, leading her on the 678 00:34:04,079 --> 00:34:07,599 pathway to indulgence and debauchery, so much so that she 679 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,880 wraps her car around a tree. Yeah, I mean, and 680 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,039 then you move into the house. 681 00:34:12,159 --> 00:34:14,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, and you needna tell her she's fat right walking 682 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:15,360 around fast? 683 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:19,000 Speaker 1: Fuck yourself giving away her juicer, you bitch. He can't 684 00:34:19,039 --> 00:34:22,719 even can get a fucking job, dude, get a job 685 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,719 with your little racists retired, get your own fucking house 686 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:30,920 for real. God, anyway, that's what I'd like to see. 687 00:34:31,119 --> 00:34:35,800 That's that would make this show peak anything. Talk is 688 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:37,679 better than this episode. 689 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:40,239 Speaker 2: For sure, So hopefully next week is better because maybe 690 00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:42,119 we'll actually get into some of the stuff that we've 691 00:34:42,119 --> 00:34:45,599 seen in the preview. I'm looking forward to seeing how 692 00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:47,280 Zach is causing drama in the family. 693 00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:51,400 Speaker 1: Just his face causes drama for me. His little mouth, 694 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,800 it's got such a little baby mouth, like a dollmouth. 695 00:34:54,079 --> 00:34:58,320 Speaker 2: Well, I'm just like audacity of this little feminine man. 696 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:02,159 Speaker 1: Well, I love a feminine I do too, but this like. 697 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,960 Speaker 2: Feminine men to be Like, I'm not gay and I'm 698 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:06,119 gonna cause issues in the van. 699 00:35:06,199 --> 00:35:07,440 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you guys how to act. 700 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,320 Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you that you're not being godly enough 701 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:12,480 because I'm godly because I stick my penis. 702 00:35:12,559 --> 00:35:16,519 Speaker 1: In actual vagina, in an actual vagina, So I have 703 00:35:16,559 --> 00:35:19,960 the authority to tell you guys how to live your lives. Duh, 704 00:35:20,039 --> 00:35:23,760 you bunch of digens. Oh God, my Kingdom. For an 705 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:28,760 episode like that, I know I would give everything do so, Beatrice, 706 00:35:31,679 --> 00:35:34,360 is there anything else that we should say to these 707 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,719 beautiful raccoons before we get up at a hereul it? 708 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,880 Speaker 2: Well, if you love our podcast, please do us a favor. 709 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:43,159 Go to your favorite podcast platform and leave us a 710 00:35:43,199 --> 00:35:45,719 five star review. But it costs you nothing. It helps 711 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,559 us grow the pod and we would really appreciate it, 712 00:35:47,599 --> 00:35:48,639 so thank you very much. 713 00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:53,039 Speaker 1: We will be back next week to talk sister wives. 714 00:35:53,079 --> 00:35:55,360 We are concluding season eight with. 715 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:56,320 Speaker 2: The legal divorce. 716 00:35:58,239 --> 00:35:59,559 Speaker 1: It's riveting and it's good. 717 00:35:59,599 --> 00:36:00,880 Speaker 2: It's great, so come back for that. 718 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,559 Speaker 1: Until then, please do not forget that we have nothing 719 00:36:03,599 --> 00:36:04,239 but love for you 720 00:36:04,599 --> 00:36:07,400 Speaker 2: And peace and light.