Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Friends the podcast. I'm
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you will, with my real died homegirl and my daughter
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how dare you? How dare you? And you're very smart too,
thank You're very smart. To Beatrice, we're here to talk.
Speaker 2: Welcome to a.
Speaker 1: Platform hood is.
Speaker 2: We'll try not to be too critical.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how long we're going to be
here on this particular minute episode, but like we're gonna,
we're gonna get into it. We're going to do it justice.
But I was born, I was me before we do
our recap, though, we do have to remind you to
please had your wife and had those damn kids?
Speaker 3: Where are they?
Speaker 2: I'm coming for?
Speaker 1: This is an irreverent podcast in which we say stupid
things and we don't care. Honestly, we don't give a
cred if we offend anybody. We're just being honest. We're
trying to be honest. And yes, sometimes I body shame people,
but I've been critiqued. Yeah, and I'm gonna slow that
down so nobody can have a good time. Although I
was in the comments last week, honey, I was in
the comments last week after I ingratiated myself. I threw
myself on the floor of this dirty dumpster and I said,
I'm sorry because I've been coming for Kim yeah so hard,
you know, and bringing in her like wait in doing
so like and people were getting offended, and I apologized.
But then I'm like up in the comments and you
all are telling me, like, you better not stop, you
better tell the truth about that.
Speaker 2: People thought I was seriously offended. They're like, oh my god, Bee,
what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Have you been cloned like Jim Carre and Olivia Wilde?
Have you seen Olivia wild No, bitch, get your phone
right now. Do you know who Olivia Wilde is?
Speaker 2: Course I know who Olivia wild is.
Speaker 1: The most recent picture of Olivia wild This is going
into our Ozempe demonic conspiracies. Are you seeing it? Let's
put it up for everybody.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, she looks like a skill.
Speaker 1: What's happening.
Speaker 2: No, she was so pretty. I used to have a
crush on her.
Speaker 1: She's beautiful. Just last year I saw a picture of her.
Speaker 3: I saw a picture of her from just last year.
Speaker 1: She looked so healthy and so gorgeous. What is happening here?
Speaker 2: That's what you would look like if you got on
the ozempic.
Speaker 3: I'm still thinking about I gotta drop like twenty pounds,
you do know, I'm gonna I'm gonna it's on sort
of I'm gonna commit one.
Speaker 1: Where were we anyway? So we're gonna be talking about.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be offensive. She's gonna body shavey what it.
Speaker 1: Was, and that's what it is, body shaving people. They
all wanted me to body share people. It's like I
can't listen to them. Obviously we're giving them what they want,
but I'm also not going to be super sensitive about it.
I'm just gonna be me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Can I be me? Can we live our truth?
Speaker 1: Thanks Jesus crackers.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I know you're always around.
Speaker 1: I have I have like tics, like you have to
be moving my body when I'm talking and or sitting.
And I apologize me too for everybody who notices, but
in particular this goddamn wig because I've got to cut
my bangs you do, and then I've got straggles?
Speaker 2: Yeah, would you cut my eye? God?
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But anyway, anything you could do is truly deeply appreciated.
Do you it?
Speaker 2: It's gonna be one of those episodes this week, y'all?
Speaker 1: So without oh no, no no. Before we get into the recap,
I do have to ask you, after watching this riveting episode, oh,
did you have any takeaways, any thoughts, any feelings.
Speaker 2: My takeaway is that I'm thirty. I'm gonna be thirty
in August.
Speaker 1: Old, I'm old as fuck.
Speaker 2: I'm old as fuck, and you know, respectfully, I don't
really want to watch nineteen year olds talk about their relationship.
Are we gonna get married?
Speaker 1: Do you want to marry me?
Speaker 2: I don't really. I'm not like heavily invested in their
relationship arc unless they're on a show like Temptation Hoe
Island and they're all fucking each other and they're all
being a bunch of degenerates. Yes, but like in terms
of wholesome, like normal, everyday nineteen year olds dating, I
don't want to watch it. I'm too old for that shit.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: That's my takeaway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so my takeaway, and I agree with your takeaway.
I am so and especially like it would be one thing.
If we're watching the unfolding love story of two truly scintillating,
beautiful and intelligent people, right who like have an ability
to dialogue or conversate. Kids say, yeah, they're conversating and
it's so it's so enlightening. Yeah, but that's not Isaac Honey,
and that's not Pooky Bear. It is hard to stay
awake watching this show is all. That's my takeaway. Yeah,
I'm falling asleep, yep. I am not only snoring, I'm twitching.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: I'm deep in an rim cycle and somebody needs to
get me the paddles bring me.
Speaker 2: Back to the preview.
Speaker 1: Back to the preview was pretty good.
Speaker 2: The preview brought me out of my slumber.
Speaker 1: Talk about edging me here yet before I could wake up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1: So that was my takeaway. Good stuff. Yeah, without further Ado,
let's get into our entertainment. We're gonna turn this ship
into gold. Were like turns, bitch, ye turn this into
gold without any wait, Rubbel Skin, thank you, thank you.
Without any further Ado, let's get into the recap of
Welcome to Platfoll Season eight, Episode five and high Hopes.
Speaker 2: I've got high hopes for the preview. That's what I'm
gonna say. Okay, not this episode. So we start off
in eastern Wisconsin with Ethan, who, if you recall, drove
overnight or something in his old man car to stalk
tagin literally till literally stock Teagan and try and win
her back. I guess he wants to prove to her
that he's serious about living in Wisconsin and he's serious
about her big old titties. He wants to be with her,
so this is how he's going to do it. So
we follow him to a florist shop where he's buying roses.
Who cares and I don't care at all.
Speaker 1: He does not care.
Speaker 2: Wants to drop off the roses somewhere where she'll pick
him up or something, but that doesn't end up happening.
And then at one point he is gonna call Kim.
Speaker 1: He did call him.
Speaker 2: He does call him.
Speaker 1: He's like, I've got to call my goo goo gaga
mama so she can tell me what I should be
doing now that I'm here and I'm signing a lease
on an apartment. And Kim, shockingly, yeah, he's the voice
of reason here. She's telling Ethan like, does she know
you're in Wisconsin. No, does she know you're gonna be
signing aalise on an apartment?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Don't you think maybe you should text her give her
a heads up. Maybe just say hey, tomorrow at the park,
I've got a little gifty poof for you, come and
get it, so that she at least has an idea
of what to expect of something that's going on. And
I'm like, Kim, this is the sun that you raise. Yeah,
he absolutely has no relationship skills whatsoever.
Speaker 2: And like, you know, I could give him the benefit
of the doubt for one second where I'm like, maybe
it could be a grand romantic gesture. Maybe if you
guys ended things on good terms. And she was just like, well,
I can't like be with you if you're going to
be in kro like maybe in a Roman to See book. Okay,
in a completely made up world, this could work where Ethan.
Speaker 1: Shows up to Wisconsin.
Speaker 2: I've got an apartment, baby, I've decided, I've thought about it,
and I just can't be without you one more second.
But that's not what Ethan's doing. It comes off super
creepy and weird. Actually, I'm like kind of uncomfortable by it.
Because then we have Ethan like calling Teagan when he's
at the park and he's like, I've got something for
you and she's like what. He's like, well, I can't
tell you. I've just got something for you, so I'm
gonna have to see you at some point.
Speaker 1: He doesn't tell her that. He says, you're gonna have
to come and get it. She's like, well, what do
you mean because you live in Georgia. I'm over here,
Like where am I going to come and get the thing?
And he's like, on that bench in the park that
we used to sit at. There's gonna be something there
for you. He ultimately ends up texting her because she
texts him after he calls her yeah, and she's like,
what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: Can you give me like.
Speaker 1: An in turbo creeped out dude? Yeah, So he texts
her on Kim's Advice and he's like, I've got some
flowers for you, which I bought the day before and
so now they're gonna be wilted. But I I've got
some flowers for you, going to leave it on our
special bench, and there's gonna be something else there for
you too. That's gonna be so good. It's my Dick
and my ball, my bang old I will be sitting
there with Monday and Ball. Yeah, so come and get it, honey.
Speaker 2: This is what I'm saying. It's like if you wrote
this in like a romantic book or whatever, I'm sure
all the women on book talk would be like lapping
it up, being like it's so hot.
Speaker 1: I r L And we're calling the popo, Like there's
this guy I used to date and he's here, I
think in Milwaukee. Why can't we say Milwaukee either?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Wisconsin ice a lake exactly in Milwaukee, right, and
he's sleeping in his car, so like I think they
agree to meet the next day or something, right, and
like he ends up sleeping in his car.
Speaker 1: Because the next morning, when he's got his coffee, it
feels like he's coming out of a holiday and express.
Speaker 2: I hope so, because otherwise, if you're sleeping in your
car in this abandoned parking lot with.
Speaker 1: A cameraman in the front seat, who's filming you sleeping
in your car? Like that's fucking weird, right, what's happening?
Speaker 2: I just don't understand what timeline am I on?
Speaker 1: Get me off of it. Cirn.
Speaker 2: Can we change the time.
Speaker 1: I need a portal, sir, open it up. I'll take
alien and everything.
Speaker 2: I'll go to Arnica. It's fine.
Speaker 1: Demons are okay to or the.
Speaker 2: Miami Mall or Olivia Wilde shit. And so before Teagan
and Ethan's anticipated meeting, we shift gears to bury Plath.
Speaker 1: Jesus, stop trying to make plaith Daddy a thing.
Speaker 2: Oh my God, doing high intensity workouts in kro and
look his credit, God bless.
Speaker 1: He looks right.
Speaker 2: He looks great. He is fit. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: Keep the hat on, keep that.
Speaker 2: Don't show your head please. But then we have to
like interview some random like middle aged women at this
high intensity workout thing and they're like, oh my god,
Berry's so hot and he's like so muscular, and he's
a Plath Daddy. Like, we don't need that.
Speaker 1: It's truly filler content. It really is a nothing burger
that nobody wants to see. I don't know what you're doing.
It's kind of hearkening back to those early seasons of
Sister Wives, which are just jam packed with banality. But
it was still interesting because they were polygamists and this
is their culture I'm interested.
Speaker 2: But I am not interested when you don't have like
that culture of that like crazy religion and stuff. It's
just people doing random now.
Speaker 1: It's just drunk people, unfaithful people. Yeah, ugly people, weird people,
robot people doing normal people things. Yeah. No, for real,
it's not it's not sinilated.
Speaker 2: It's not entertaining TV content, not at all. So Okay, great, Berry,
that's awesome. You got big old arms guns. Great, that's fantastic. Next,
So then we move on to Mariah.
Speaker 1: But I did want to just say that it just
irks me a little bit when you've got like all
of these people working out their CrossFit or whatever, and
then their personal trainer is morbidly obese. And I'm not
gonna be body shir I'm not gonna be. But I
think his name was Jason. He's in a bright pink shirt,
so I was drawn to the fact he's a block
of cheese, that he had a big old belly, and
you're not doing the exercises that you're telling everybody else
to do because you couldn't possibly do them. So are
we not supposed to call out Jason in the pink
shirt for being.
Speaker 2: A lot of shape I wasn't gonna say anything because
I don't body shame people. Yeah, that's very nice and
very kind and very sensitive to other people's feelings. Okay,
but I did notice his big old cheese block of
a body. I mean he literally and like, what are
you doing?
Speaker 1: And his assistant, the guy standing next to him, was
twice as obese. What's happening in Georgia?
Speaker 2: Girl could not be me? But let's make Barry Plath
rotate tires around in the parking lot. Hey, I guess
we gotta get a thirst trap for mister Plath. I
love it again. I'm gonna send you his thirst traps
on Instagram because she's sending me. She's sending me the
most ridiculous thirst traps.
Speaker 1: What well, I don't know how. I like, I get one.
What I get are like these what do you call them? Stud? Lesbians?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It was like tattoos, like there were mechanics something like
working on cars, but they seem hot. I mean like
if I were a lesbian, I'd be like, I'm into that.
Send it to you and I'm like, check this chick out,
And You're like, why are you sending me this fucking shit?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I don't know, she's hot, right, No,
And so then now I'm sending her young men thirst
traps and you're like thank you, and.
Speaker 1: Like thank you in advance, don't stop so ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: And so Daddy Plath is a thirst trap. He is
a thirst and I appreciate it. As a woman of
a third age, we like to see a yoked daddy.
Speaker 2: For sure. So then we go to Montana and we
check in with Mariah. Yeah, and you know, this was
a fine segment. I don't want to be critical of Mariah.
She seems genuinely very happy. She talks about how she's
really worked on herself. She is very clear to say
like I'm not perfect, you know, I still got work
to do, like there's still improvement, but like, I'm genuinely
really happy here. I'm doing this thing all on my own.
And I loved that for her. I wish there was more.
I wish we could see where she's living, because I'm like,
are you a hobo sexual? Are you crashing on your
friend's couches? Do you got a boyfriend?
Speaker 1: What do you do for work? Are you bartending? Are
there cowboys there? What do they look like? Be descriptive.
Speaker 2: Can you find their Instagram handles like thank you?
Speaker 1: But like, I want to know what's happening in her
life life. She's like in the prime of her life.
She's such a gorgeous girl. She's out there in Montana. God, like,
big Hi country. What are you doing out there? How's life?
What's the adventure look like? We get nothing. We get
her in Blackjack, who, by the way, can't walk on
a leash. I know, teach your dogs to walk.
Speaker 2: I thought she took him to a training.
Speaker 1: Care allegedly, but godless, Blackjack is beautiful. So she's walking
Blackjack in the forest. It does look wonderful.
Speaker 2: It's gorgeous. It's such a jerrem.
Speaker 1: But we learned nothing. No, we literally other than Ethan
and Isaac and their their prospective others are supposed to
be coming to Montana, yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for a trip or whatever. And Mariah does say
that she did talk to Isaac about him breaking up
with Kaylin, and she basically told him in her nice,
older sister voice that hey, you fucked up, Yeah, dumbass,
Maybe get her back? Maybe do that? Okay, dummy, love
you by yep. And then we go on to where
we have Isaac and Kayln.
Speaker 1: And I'm not buying it.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, this is so boring.
Speaker 1: I just feel like this is not a real storyline.
I can't be I don't feel like the original breakup,
first of all, was a big deal. I don't need
to know any of this. I don't care. But now
that you're making it my business, I don't believe it. It
seems fake, just so that you can have a storyline
where you're trying to get her back and she's already
yours for real. She loves you and she wants to
be with you, So why are we pretending that she's resisting.
I'm just like, what are we doing?
Speaker 2: It just felt like they needed content, and so they're like, Okay,
we're going to make this storyline, but you guys breaking
up and then Isaac's going to be ruminating about it
for several episodes, and then he's going to have a
conversation with you in his truck and you guys are
gonna get back together. But like, we spent so much
time on their segment of them trying to get back
together and be like this is so stupid. It literally,
in like one sentence, Isaac's like, give me one more chance,
and she's like, I don't give second chances, but I'll
give you one.
Speaker 1: I know my worth, I know how good I am.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to earn back your trips.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I can't trust you right now, but I.
Speaker 2: Love you though, but okay, okay, And then like the
next day they have a date in what was it
Kim's abandoned palace.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's that that apartment that she lived in and
had Christmas in like the winter after she left Plaidaddy.
So now Isaac has a fuck pad where he can
take fooky Bear. But first we have to have a
special romantic date because he's cought on her. Yeah, he's
got to earn back her troth. So he's got roses
and he's got candle.
Speaker 2: I did think this was sweet, like well provided, but
totally he didn't really do it. He can't be that
romantic at least. He's like twelve years old, like he
doesn't know anything about anything. But anyway, so they have
this like little paint by numbers thing that they do together,
and it's like so romantic, and Caitlin is so swooning
over him. She's like, oh my God, like he's doing
so good, it's like best. But what was interesting about
their date is that they did talk a teeny weeny
bit about Ethan and Tigan. And it was interesting because
I think it was Isaac that brought it up. Like,
you know, Ethan's been torn up about Teagan, he wants
to get back together with her, he's planning on moving
back to Wisconsin, he's gonna be sad his brother's leaving,
blah blah blah. And then we hear from Kayln that
apparently Teagan has said and done some things that she
does not agree with, but she ultimately wishes them the best.
So I'm like, Okay, are you trying to like insinuate, yes,
that Teagan is like a Veronica or all that.
Speaker 1: I mean, absolutely insanity, But she's trying to imply that
Teagan has done something done something, which, of course, because
Kaylin didn't tell us exactly what Teagan did, I'm just
left here to think about what that possibly could be. Yeah,
And for whatever reason, I was taken right back to
some of Veronica's accusations, particularly around camgirling only fans and
sex work, which is real work. Sex work is real work.
But I'm just saying, I'm wondering whether after all of
that hullabaloo, maybe Ethan found.
Speaker 2: Out that she had her titties.
Speaker 1: I don't know, what do you live?
Speaker 2: I could see that. I mean, it seemed like there
was something so like, either she did something to her,
Ethan cheated, she cheated, maybe she lied about something, or
maybe she was mean to him. I don't know. Because
Isaac also makes a comment about how like Ethan's gone
through a lot with his relationships, you know, and you know,
the family dealt with Olivia being a bitch for so
many years. That's what Isaac straight up said, which was
kind of funny to meat, but He's like, you know,
Olivia was a bitch for so many years, and now
we've got Teagan and this mess with Ethan, and I'm
just like, Okay, what happened? What happened? Though, Like because
from last year, seemed like Teagan was nice, seemed like
she was chilled, seemed like she was getting the shit
end of the stick with Veronica and all of the
rumors and stuff. So I'm kind of surprised to hear
this from Isaac and Pooky Bear, and now I'm kind
of like side eyeing Teagan. I'm like, okay, maybe you yeah, but.
Speaker 1: I probably being filtered through Ethan maybe doesn't seem like
a very emotionally regulated person, and you would categorize Teagan
as being like the wrong one or having done something wrong.
So I don't trust that necessarily either.
Speaker 2: And so then we go back to Wisconsin and it's
the anticipated meetup with Ethan and Teagan, which has been
dragged out all episode. Teagan arrives at the park where
Ethan has been sleeping in his car, and they meet
up in his car, but with the mics off, so
we don't get to hear their conversation. We don't get
to hear what they were saying to each other, but
we can assume that he confesses love to her and
maybe she gave him a hand job. Like I don't
know what happened in this car, but when they come
out of it, this is where it got very cringey
for me, because the vibe was off. You have Ethan
with his hair kind of ruffled and he's Brennan and
bushy tailed, like he got a hand job or something,
and he's like so happy, He's so happy for no
reason because they're not together. She doesn't want to get
back together with him. Teagan seems straight up grossed out
and disgusted.
Speaker 1: Is the next day when they meet again at the lake,
because like it blurts, they talk in the car, Yeah,
the mics are off. They talk for an hour it
might have been the next day, and then they leave separately.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then they come back the next morning and Teagan
is straight up in her pajamas, wearing like pajama slippers,
right at the lake, and she doesn't seem pleased. No,
she doesn't seem to appreciate all of the effort he
has gone to do I guess move to Wisconsin or whatever.
And so he's trying to have this conversation with her
out on the lake and it's supposed to be all romantic,
and he does look ruffled, he does, and again she's
in her pajamas. So I did wonder, like, did he
spend the night baying her place? Did they have sex?
But I don't know because based on the way that
Teagan was acting the next morning, she was not into Ethan,
not at all. She's like, yeah, no, I don't know
where he lives. He lives in Georgia.
Speaker 2: He's supposed to be in Georgia's when she's supposed to.
Speaker 1: Be in Georgia, like you go to Africa. I don't
know what Ethan's doing. It's Ethan Plath, like.
Speaker 2: Okay, and she just seems like weirded out almost that
he did this, or like I would be.
Speaker 1: I mean, how do you not talk to somebody and
tell them you're moving to their town and they're you're
gonna live there?
Speaker 2: Well, and that's what I was saying at the top
of the episode, Like it depends on how they broke
up initially, because if they had like an amical breakup
and they just broke up because of distance, oh my god,
like I can do it, you know, like, oh I
still love you though, but like we can't do the distance,
then maybe it would not be as weird for Ethan
to make this grand gesture.
Speaker 1: But there seems to be hard feelings on Teagan's part,
like she seems to be cold, yeah, and upset actually
that he's there. Yeah, she had no idea and like, well,
what do you expect me to do? Like I'm not
gonna believe anything you tell me. He can tell you actually.
Speaker 2: Do it, she seemed like mad. So she says that
when they broke up, she told him there were two
deal breakers. One you need to live here otherwise we
can't be together. And two, you can't be married to
that hoe ass Olivia anymore, period. And that's fair, that's
totally fair, because she's got a kid and she can't
just be like wasting her time with this guy who's
still legally married to Olivia. And so now we have
Ethan making this grand gesture about I'm gonna get an
apartment and I'm gonna move here, but he's still married
to exactly, so it doesn't make any sense. And so
I can kind of understand why Tiga would be annoyed
with him because because it's like, why are you making
this grand gesture when you haven't done all of the
things that I am. That's it, Yeah, that's literally it.
And like, yeah, you can move here and that's fine,
but you're still fucking legally married to Olivia, So can
you get that divorce already because it's been several years.
So it just doesn't make any sense. The vibe for
me felt so uncomfortable because Ethan seems so happy, Like
I said, bride eyedem bushy tailed, he's got a smile,
on his face. He thinks that this is a good thing,
and Tacan is like disgusted. She's not even into him.
She's not happy, she's not really smiling.
Speaker 1: Like if I'm into you, like if I want to
have a future with you, even if I'm playing a
little bit hard to get so that you can do
all the things you need to do, Like I'm not
showing up to the rendezvous in my pajamas, yeah, with
no makeup on, with my hair undig right, with my
like footy slippers. I'm gonna put my best foot forward,
but yeah, I'm gonna make you want to want all
that I got. So she just seemed like overdo And
actually I would prefer if you didn't move here and
you hauled your ass back to kro Well.
Speaker 2: And my vibe two was like, if she's not ready
to get back together with him, and if they didn't
spend the night together after their little private meetup, maybe
she's got a boyfriend.
Speaker 1: I was thinking, this is a woman who has moved on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's like grossed out by it now because she's.
Speaker 1: Like, well that's how women get right, Yes.
Speaker 2: Like I fuck somebody else and they were way better
than you. Ethan, So why are you here?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: And it's never gonna have a job, yeah, place to live,
and they don't sleep in their car. They're not essentially
an unhoused person trying to court me and stuff.
Speaker 2: Right, And they're also not like still legally married to
their ex wife.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I don't know. This very awkward is super
weird to me, awkward girdle. I thought that they were
going to get back together in this season because these
episodes were kind of leading up to that. But now
that we see them together, I'm like, ooh, big yikes.
And then we get to the preview for the rest
of the season, and this is where I woke up,
don't shit the bed, where I came back to my consciousness.
So there's a lot of things in this preview we'll
try to hit all of them. We have the family
gathering at the farm, and this kind of leads into
this like conversation or confrontation with I think Zach and Lydia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Kim and Kim. And somebody asks Kim, is
this going to be a bad conversation?
Speaker 2: Yeah? She gives Mariah and she's like, yeah, and it's
going to be a bad conversation.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, Okay, something's happened.
Speaker 2: What does that mean? Did you and Ken break up?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 2: And then we also have Barry who's dating a very
attractive blonde lady or something. Well we can't see her face, yeah,
but he thinks she's very attractive, but he tells her
that she's very attractive. Then the family goes to Montana
and we have Teagan coming along with Ethan and it's
fucking awkward.
Speaker 1: Hell, she doesn't seem happy to be there. She's on
her phone, she doesn't want to be around Ethan. She's like,
oh my god, Ethan, you're standing too close to me.
Leave me alone. Yeah, okay, Taken, why did you go
to Montana?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 2: And I think Kaylin calls this out and she's like, well,
if you're coming on this trip with your ex boyfriend
that you don't plan on getting back together with, and like,
why are you here? Yeah? Hell? Yeah, Like what the hell?
So it seems very weird. I do look forward to
seeing that trip because I love some tension myself. Then
we have Kim going to fake therapy and she's talking
about her druma yeah, And then we also have Kim
talking to Lydia in the car. Lydia out this was wild,
this was crazy. So she kim asks Lydia, hey, I've
been here in some rumors that you're like telling people
that they're not godly enough, bitch, and Lydia is.
Speaker 1: Like shocked, shocked. Pikachu like uh.
Speaker 2: Oh m G. Then we have Zach saying, I guess
he's saying something about Teagan that pisses her off. It
seems like no, no, no.
Speaker 1: He says something to Ethan about talking about money and Teagan.
Ethan takes that bone back to Teagan in the car
and says, oh, by the way, Zach said this about you,
and Tigan's like, I don't like that. That pisses me off.
And then we have some sort of a confrontation with
the family in.
Speaker 2: Zach Yeah, because Zach needs to speak up about something,
and so they have a whole family meeting.
Speaker 1: If it's wrong, I've got to address it.
Speaker 2: And then he like cries about it or something. It's
so weird. Mariah in the family meeting, I think says,
you know, it's kind of hard to like have a
conversation with somebody who's like giving you a list of
everything that you're doing.
Speaker 1: Wrong, giving us the impression as raccoon's in a dumpster
that Zach and Lydia, with their fucking Bible are just
going from family member to family member telling everybody what
they're doing wrong and the most judgment judgmental way possible,
like what under what the do you think that that's
okay to do? Oh? Yeah, the Christian theory, right, that's right.
Speaker 2: That tracks and then Zach gets upset because he feels
like he's a problem for the whole family.
Speaker 1: Guess it's me. I guess I'm the problem, and.
Speaker 2: He like tears up and then he says, you know,
like what am I supposed to like wrestle all the
boys and stuff? Is that what you need for people? Yes?
Which kind of made me laugh honestly, And so he said, uh,
I think it was Ethan saying that it was hard
for them to like get to know him or something
or like that. Zach is making it hard for them
to get to know him. So this is going to
be interesting. It seems like Zach's going to be a problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Isaac in this conversation conversation is calling
out Lydia and Zach talking about other members of the
family because if you recall what you probably don't because
you're probably not watching because it's only me and Beadrice.
But like in the first family meeting that they had,
Lydia and Zach were taking everybody to task for like
talking about other members of the family. But apparently this
entire time throughout this season, that's what Zach and Lydia
have been doing. And so they're calling Zach and Lydia
out on it, which I'm gonna love a little bit.
Speaker 2: I've got thoughts about it because I'm like I could
see a world. Yeah, Zach and Lydia are being bitches
to everybody and being super pious and calling everybody out
for not being godly enough because they're turbo Christian and
you know, Kim's a degenerate alcoholic, and Mariah's got tattoos,
and Micah is bisexual, and you know Ethan's angered. You know,
maybe more like we were talking before we recorded, you
had talked about like the family always has a target,
So now is Zach just the new target? Is he
making himself the target?
Speaker 1: So here's my theory and here's my vibration about it.
Your psychic Yeah, I feel like it could be a
combination of both, but I'm honestly airing on the side
of Zach is pulling some fuck shit and that both
Lydia and Zach are probably pretty judgmental. And I also
want to underscore my previous theory that he's like a
fucking clout goblin, totally like that. He is here in
Tallahassee being a tennis coach or something like that, or
working at a coffee shop, whatever he's doing, because he
truly ultimately wants to be on television and he wants
the fame of it, and so he's trying to insert
himself into all of these different things that are happening
in the family. But he's doing it by way of judgment,
which is what you learn in the church. You learn
to judge other people, although you're not supposed to do that.
So I think it's going to be great. I think
I think he's actually probably a little bit of an asshole.
But also, as soon as you show yourself to be
an asshole in this family, you will become a target.
Speaker 2: They will call you out on it. That's what the
Plaths do, So they shy from those family meetings. No,
they are not so I'm looking forward to it. I
was bored as funny in this episode and last week too,
and last week it was super boring.
Speaker 1: What's the raccoon to do? I mean, really besides sleep
and drink. For real, I needed to get better.
Speaker 2: I want it to get better. The preview is giving
me some hope.
Speaker 1: And we haven't gotten have we gotten? No, we haven't
gotten to the conversation between Kim and Ken about how
fat she is and how he's not sexually attracted to
her with his little racist penis. He's like, my racist
penis needs you to lose about one hundred pounds so
it can get excited to couple with you. But until then,
I'm going to be racist over here with my one eye.
Speaker 2: Well maybe that's the conversation with the family.
Speaker 1: I think it's probably verbatim.
Speaker 2: Maybe she's Ken broke up with me because I'm fat.
Speaker 1: As fun terrible reviews on Apple. Oh no, but it's true,
Like all of the audacity in the world is what
Ken Palmer has with his fucking jukebox dude, the audacity
that you would have to live in another man's home
after having an adulterous affair with his bowling ball of
a way, Kim getting her drum, leading her on the
pathway to indulgence and debauchery, so much so that she
wraps her car around a tree. Yeah, I mean, and
then you move into the house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you needna tell her she's fat right walking
around fast?
Speaker 1: Fuck yourself giving away her juicer, you bitch. He can't
even can get a fucking job, dude, get a job
with your little racists retired, get your own fucking house
for real. God, anyway, that's what I'd like to see.
That's that would make this show peak anything. Talk is
better than this episode.
Speaker 2: For sure, So hopefully next week is better because maybe
we'll actually get into some of the stuff that we've
seen in the preview. I'm looking forward to seeing how
Zach is causing drama in the family.
Speaker 1: Just his face causes drama for me. His little mouth,
it's got such a little baby mouth, like a dollmouth.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just like audacity of this little feminine man.
Speaker 1: Well, I love a feminine I do too, but this like.
Speaker 2: Feminine men to be Like, I'm not gay and I'm
gonna cause issues in the van.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you guys how to act.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you that you're not being godly enough
because I'm godly because I stick my penis.
Speaker 1: In actual vagina, in an actual vagina, So I have
the authority to tell you guys how to live your lives. Duh,
you bunch of digens. Oh God, my Kingdom. For an
episode like that, I know I would give everything do so, Beatrice,
is there anything else that we should say to these
beautiful raccoons before we get up at a hereul it?
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Go to your favorite podcast platform and leave us a
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so thank you very much.
Speaker 1: We will be back next week to talk sister wives.
We are concluding season eight with.
Speaker 2: The legal divorce.
Speaker 1: It's riveting and it's good.
Speaker 2: It's great, so come back for that.
Speaker 1: Until then, please do not forget that we have nothing
but love for you
Speaker 2: And peace and light.