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Speaker 7: Can I ask you a question why you don't ever
Speaker 7: play with my nipples?
Speaker 2: I got nipples too, it's my turn to get tied
Speaker 2: up knocking head cuts though I got PTSD. Welcome the
Speaker 2: hardest soft where men speak. So hopefully somebody will understand
Speaker 2: when you say freaky? What's what's freaky? What you what
Speaker 2: you mean by freaky? If I do this, you're not
Speaker 2: going to tell your friends?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's it's act is that hand?
Speaker 5: Yeah a nigga? So because you got great hand ready
Speaker 5: on my son? No at the time. Oh no, that's grease.
Speaker 5: Noah blah, I think you got I'm telling you that's grease.
Speaker 5: I just greased my hand. It's fucking hair grease again. Boy,
Speaker 5: you look like prot over there. That's why I do
Speaker 5: rag on.
Speaker 6: As you can see, Tahoe is not with us on
Speaker 6: this episode. Tahoe needs a well deserved mental break from
Speaker 6: the show, so we're gonna try to hold it down
Speaker 6: for him.
Speaker 5: You're gonna do it. He said it was too freaky?
Speaker 5: Who know, right? Same Sha said, who are you talking about?
Speaker 5: Too freaky? Yeah? You are like the most fucking squared
Speaker 5: away young man I've ever seen.
Speaker 6: Very interesting to see how this conversation goes. I'm very
Speaker 6: interesting to see how this conversation goes.
Speaker 5: So today is what February eight, one of them days?
Speaker 5: Nineteenth anyway, So I'm gonna leave you out of You're
Speaker 5: gonna sit over there for now. So what we're gonna
Speaker 5: do is Courtney. Yeah, li'sten to a Valentine's Day recap. Sorry, bro,
Speaker 5: I know how this it's right.
Speaker 6: Honestly, I don't even want to talk about Valentine's Day.
Speaker 6: You can talk about yours. Really, yeah, we can cut
Speaker 6: this out too, Uh okay, yeah, so we'll switch it up.
Speaker 6: So you know, it's February what nineteenth, nineteenth? Valentine's Day
Speaker 6: just passed, just passed. Beautiful week and it's a lot
Speaker 6: of beautiful things.
Speaker 5: Is beautiful week.
Speaker 6: But I want to know, since you was playing weeks
Speaker 6: in events, I want to know how your Valentine's Day went.
Speaker 5: Uh So my Valentine's Day it went kind of very.
Speaker 7: It was good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, good, welcous through it.
Speaker 5: So first thing is, first, I had a little situation
Speaker 5: that I had to deal with. So I had to
Speaker 5: kind of cancel my plans for dinner. Right, So I said, shit,
Speaker 5: if I canceled my plans for dinner, I got to
Speaker 5: make up for this ship somehow, some way.
Speaker 7: Mm hm.
Speaker 5: So I told him, listen, I know it's our first
Speaker 5: Valentine's Day, but yo, we got to cancel plans for dinner.
Speaker 5: It's like, to be honest, I don't like going out
Speaker 5: on Valentine's Day anyway.
Speaker 6: I was like, yes, don't blame her on that. I
Speaker 6: don't blame her on that because going out to you
Speaker 6: on Valentine's Day is just, like I mean, it's just.
Speaker 5: Kind of very traditional, you know. But so that's cool.
Speaker 5: So I said, how am I going to do this?
Speaker 5: So the first thing I did was I decorated my
Speaker 5: whole house like such a fucking I felt like such
Speaker 5: a bitch. I was on the phone with this motherfucker
Speaker 5: blowing up balloons just because.
Speaker 6: You want to do something good.
Speaker 5: I'm balloons on.
Speaker 6: Are you making fun of him?
Speaker 5: Absolutely?
Speaker 7: I was?
Speaker 5: I love is such a liar? You was like, he
Speaker 5: was like, are you using your mouth? I'm like, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 5: I was using my mouth. You feel me? You know?
Speaker 5: Did all that stuff? Posted the letters.
Speaker 6: All over the Yeah you got it from Amazon?
Speaker 5: Correct got the got the pack from Amazon. And then
Speaker 5: I was like, you know what, since we're not going
Speaker 5: to go to dinner'm gonna bring a dinner to hut.
Speaker 5: So you know, I got dressed up as a waiter,
Speaker 5: you know, and I did a three three course meal.
Speaker 6: Did you did you get that food from?
Speaker 5: So? I bought it, I went to the supermarket. I
Speaker 5: made him from home. No, I did not, not this
Speaker 5: time in the box, just dick in the box. That's
Speaker 5: the old me. That's the old, that's the old.
Speaker 6: You actually made a three course.
Speaker 5: Mel yeah, so I started off with lobster and crab
Speaker 5: cakes rather than that. Then I made you.
Speaker 6: A cook and Nika, I didn't know this about you.
Speaker 5: I used to be an assistant chefferd Brookdale.
Speaker 7: I don't know this.
Speaker 6: Find out something new for me about it.
Speaker 5: Then you were a hater. You were such a hater.
Speaker 5: Then I did I did my my my seafood rostera pasta,
Speaker 5: and then for dessert, I kind of it was kind
Speaker 5: of you. You don't think it's kind of funny, But
Speaker 5: I was paying attention to detail me. I know she
Speaker 5: liked pickles and honey, So I got some pickles and
Speaker 5: honey and some avocado. And that's the ship that she likes.
Speaker 5: So that's what she deserves.
Speaker 6: You have to you have to do and provide things
Speaker 6: that you know that your person would like. So if
Speaker 6: she likes pickles and honey, I'm here for it.
Speaker 5: So you know, the night was going smooth. You know,
Speaker 5: we we had just falling to sleep. So then this
Speaker 5: is when things got a little funny. So do you
Speaker 5: guys do I'm trying to, you know, be a little
Speaker 5: bit more kinky. I couldn't make it to the sex store.
Speaker 5: I ain't have no time, so I called Tyler. Yo.
Speaker 5: He is the sex store. Yeah, Yo, what do you
Speaker 5: have in stock? This nigga says, what are you looking for?
Speaker 5: I said, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 6: Has a catalyzed I was like.
Speaker 5: Bro, anything, I don't fucking know. He was like, you
Speaker 5: want insertions, vibrators. I'm like, yo, give me a vibrator.
Speaker 5: He's like, all, I bet I got you. The niggas
Speaker 5: comes to my job. Don't call me tell me how.
Speaker 5: He just knocks on the window, click click click, So
Speaker 5: I sa, yo, I think you're freaking as homeboys outside.
Speaker 6: I look, I feel like some of this is made up.
Speaker 5: No, I don't call him right now. He popped up
Speaker 5: to my job, bro, because I was supposed to come
Speaker 5: the day before, but he was at work, so he
Speaker 5: brought it to me the next day. So he gives
Speaker 5: me a big ass box and a b n H bag.
Speaker 5: I look inside, I see it. I smile. They go, yo,
Speaker 5: what's in the bag? I said nothing, nothing, because I'm
Speaker 5: not about to tell my co had a fucking sex toy.
Speaker 5: Gonna work pretice against the rules. It was the little
Speaker 5: it's like an inserting like dildo, like a flicky licky tongue. Okay, well,
Speaker 5: I don't know what you call that ship.
Speaker 6: Tongues like a little so's like, so you put it
Speaker 6: in and then it's also it's also a little flap, yeah,
Speaker 6: and it's flapping on her, so it's in her, but
Speaker 6: it's also okay, okay, okay, okay, wow.
Speaker 5: Ship Right, So I popped that out. You feel me
Speaker 5: a blind FOLDO pop that ship in? Died. I didn't
Speaker 5: charge it.
Speaker 6: You know, this sounds very familiar. This sounds very familiar.
Speaker 6: Charge No, it comes close to dead, you gotta charge it.
Speaker 6: But it sounds just like what you did at the
Speaker 6: New York Horse Show. You said, oh, yeah, I brought
Speaker 6: my toy, but the toy was fucking dead.
Speaker 5: So I was so because I'm not an avid toy nigga,
Speaker 5: I be forgetting, Like I remember to charge my phone.
Speaker 5: I use that ship every day, but I ain't about
Speaker 5: to charge my dick. The fuck I forgot to charge
Speaker 5: my dick.
Speaker 8: It happens.
Speaker 5: So now she's blind fold like what happened. I'm like,
Speaker 5: I'm like, yo, I'm like, yo, just you know, I'm sad.
Speaker 5: I was like, it was all a part. I said,
Speaker 5: It's all a part of the play. It's all part
Speaker 5: of the play. So I go to my old toy.
Speaker 5: Now that ships charged, I know how to charge that one.
Speaker 5: So I'm charging. I'm charging it. Yeah, you feel me,
Speaker 5: So just vibe. We vibing, we vibing. So then I
Speaker 5: flip over. I'm like, yo, you want the arrest put
Speaker 5: the handcuffs on clip clip and she was like, what
Speaker 5: are you doing? And I was like, yo, you know,
Speaker 5: I'm trying. I'm trying to do this, and she's just
Speaker 5: like the handcuffs hurt because they're kind of small. I'm like,
Speaker 5: I take the handcuffs off. Whatever, you really, I got
Speaker 5: the flog now right.
Speaker 6: The backhand.
Speaker 5: Just chill. So you know, I'm doing my little doing
Speaker 5: my little Bruce Lee roll. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 5: did I do the spinner roon? You feel me with
Speaker 5: the back, and but she blind folds so she can't
Speaker 5: see nothing. So I dropped it real quick to like
Speaker 5: like I guess to move a pillow or something, and.
Speaker 6: I look, she is gone, what's going to flog?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck? And then I'm like, yo,
Speaker 5: I can't find this shum. Let me just go ahead
Speaker 5: with the progress. And I'm eating pussy. Why is she
Speaker 5: gonna flog me in the back of my neck?
Speaker 6: Eat that pussy nigga? Eat that pussy nigga? I said, Oh.
Speaker 9: My god, Yo, I'm like, no, it's one of the
Speaker 9: part of my plate about you kill my vib Come on.
Speaker 6: I was sure to be if it Shorty was like
Speaker 6: flogging your neck while he was eating pussy, you would
Speaker 6: fill away.
Speaker 5: You use the like just whisper in my ear. I
Speaker 5: like to eat this pussy.
Speaker 6: I like, yeah, you.
Speaker 5: Eat this pussy nigga.
Speaker 7: This is my plate.
Speaker 5: No, oh my god. Yeah. But over she had a
Speaker 5: really good Valentine's This is actually my first real Valentine
Speaker 5: as an adult, so I'm happy that I did. It's crazy,
Speaker 5: but yeah, I've never had a Valentine's Day before, I've
Speaker 5: had one, but I can't really count it was it was.
Speaker 5: I can't really count that.
Speaker 6: Yes, oh no, I can't even ask that triple less.
Speaker 5: I was your Valentine's at my brother Oh wait, never mind.
Speaker 6: That's why I stopped myself.
Speaker 5: Never mind, I just remembered. All right, sorry, all.
Speaker 6: Right, going, So how was yours?
Speaker 7: Did you question?
Speaker 5: No, you don't want to dive into that right now.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, okay, yeah, so right, well, but I will
Speaker 6: talk about my Valentine's Day.
Speaker 5: I did see that.
Speaker 6: Yes, my Galentine's Day was very special. First of all,
Speaker 6: my best friend came into town day huh.
Speaker 5: Because I heard that all Gallan times in old Becking.
Speaker 6: No didn't. I didn't turn into an orgy. I'm not
Speaker 6: sexually attracted to my friends.
Speaker 5: I respected, I don't think.
Speaker 6: But my best friend came into town on Saturday, and
Speaker 6: we went out, went to a local bar that that
Speaker 6: was cool back that music all night, but that was cool.
Speaker 6: Not No, my neighborhood is so so yeah, so we
Speaker 6: just you know vibes, we know the bartender. He blessed us.
Speaker 6: And the next day I had Gallentine's Day. I was
Speaker 6: on my feet all fucking day cooking. I know I
Speaker 6: saw yeah, I mean like homemade bread. I made like
Speaker 6: two dips to go with tomato, garlic confeet and a
Speaker 6: honey ricotta dips.
Speaker 5: Thought that you wrote confetti. I don't even know Party City.
Speaker 6: I made a buttermilk brined roasted chicken and made like
Speaker 6: a salad with a homemade dressing, crispy potatoes, a lemon
Speaker 6: herb salmon like I just like you. Let's left fun No, Actually,
Speaker 6: you know what's so funny? Time asked me, and I
Speaker 6: said it won't be nice four days later, so I
Speaker 6: said next time. And I do like a dinner party on.
Speaker 5: I just don't have to Thanksgiving, So got stuffing nigga. Also, also,
Speaker 5: you know, the world is a funny place, y'all. Love it, y'all,
Speaker 5: I understand that you gotta adjust the times. With Party
Speaker 5: City trying to charge me seventy dollars to buy some
Speaker 5: balloons is madness. Yes, bro, I open Party City, the
Speaker 5: one by my crib. Yeah. Oh wow, yeah, bro. I
Speaker 5: was like, hey, you don't want to charge I want
Speaker 5: to blow up these balloons, like yeah, but because you
Speaker 5: didn't get them from I'm gonna have to charge them
Speaker 5: a dollar. Bloo, can't be that bad, nigga. She told
Speaker 5: me four dollars of balloon that she came up to
Speaker 5: like sixty eight bucks after tax I looked at it.
Speaker 5: I was like, who's paying that? Man? People behind me?
Speaker 5: I'm like, ship, who's paying that? Though? I left and
Speaker 5: came ballet hell as a party City receipt I stolen
Speaker 5: from Chris. She's like, okay, well now you ordered the
Speaker 5: deflated balloons, so mean they come to you without it.
Speaker 5: I'm like, listen, Charles, give me my fucking blow up
Speaker 5: these fucking balloons. Miss you're about to close everything. Just
Speaker 5: walking down the block with a looking stupid, looking stupid you.
Speaker 5: We're not gonna turn into Kim and Mace shout out
Speaker 5: the King and mate, Bro like, a's stupid. Remember you
Speaker 5: ever seen that episode? It is what it is. I've
Speaker 5: seen every episode was talking about, and he was like, at.
Speaker 7: This age, being from New York, he just feels holding
Speaker 7: the hands with a girl walking out the block is
Speaker 7: too much.
Speaker 5: It's too much intimacy.
Speaker 7: Bro, Why are we Why is you doing nice gestures
Speaker 7: for your woman being considered a sucker?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't understand that. I don't understand that.
Speaker 5: I speaking in the atmosphere. Bro, if you it's okay
Speaker 5: to love your woman, Yeah, it's okay to white women. Bro,
Speaker 5: this is what you're doing. BIX was cool, but it's
Speaker 5: okay to love women.
Speaker 6: This is what you I don't see anything wrong with that.
Speaker 6: I'm not talking about that.
Speaker 7: I'm talking about why if he always he always feels
Speaker 7: like doing good things.
Speaker 5: For women as an attacks. I never said doing good
Speaker 5: things for women. It's just when did this happen? Like
Speaker 5: one day you just in high school? The next minute
Speaker 5: thirty like nigga. I was never walking down at you
Speaker 5: a balloon saying I love.
Speaker 6: It's okay, it's okay being a lover. Boy.
Speaker 5: I have very bad issue. I do too.
Speaker 6: Actually, both do not wade.
Speaker 5: The Valentine's Day massacre.
Speaker 10: Maybe maybe we'll talk about it on the Patreon, but yeah,
Speaker 10: but no, I don't think out like loving your woman
Speaker 10: out loud, Like, I don't know why people think that
Speaker 10: you're like a sucker for doing that, because like, who's
Speaker 10: in the relationship, it's just you and I.
Speaker 6: Why does everybody who gives a about everybody else.
Speaker 7: Stand why men have to feel like even if everybody
Speaker 7: was in a relationship. It is my woman, Yeah, this
Speaker 7: is my lady, like I should.
Speaker 5: I want to confess my love to.
Speaker 7: Want the world to see that, profess profess my love to.
Speaker 5: I want the world to see these things.
Speaker 7: Oh, if it's just me and her, I just want
Speaker 7: her to see I just want her to know that
Speaker 7: she's loved and it's not any type of like, oh.
Speaker 5: My god, I'm this is just uncharted territory for me.
Speaker 5: You know, he's using new waters. You know, I don't
Speaker 5: usually do things like this, like don't.
Speaker 6: Feel like a pussy, but territory. So I was on Twitter,
Speaker 6: you don't say, just looking for content and stuff, and
Speaker 6: someone tweeted, is it crazy to have wrist and ankle
Speaker 6: restraints attached to your bed? So like, just because remember
Speaker 6: Vladimir was here and he said that he just has
Speaker 6: it on his bed just just in case, just in case.
Speaker 6: So if it was your first time going into one's
Speaker 6: bedroom and you're about to have sex, what are some
Speaker 6: things that would raise your eyebrows or maybe you feel
Speaker 6: intimidated if you.
Speaker 5: Saw it risking ankle restraints? For one, I told you
Speaker 5: about the girl who had the rocket launch a deal
Speaker 5: though on her bed, my nigga, like you can put
Speaker 5: you on the shoulder and just go on to kill
Speaker 5: streak like that. She was mad big like when she
Speaker 5: dropped on the bed, nigga, the pillow jumped.
Speaker 6: She was a size queen.
Speaker 5: Uh ship, can't be fun with a nigga like me.
Speaker 5: I got nothing on that probably on the pillow and
Speaker 5: on the bed the pillow jumped. I said, what the
Speaker 5: fuck is this? My niggas. I was definitely like, uh yeah, bro,
Speaker 5: Dick Wall three is long gone. No, that's I'm not
Speaker 5: really too intimidated. You just gotta like this talk. You
Speaker 5: can't just pop sh up on me.
Speaker 6: That's what I'm asking. Like if you was to walk
Speaker 6: into someone's bedroom, what was something and be like, oh
Speaker 6: my god, like that that's intimidated.
Speaker 5: Saint Andrew's cross, Yeah yeah, I've seen it on Twitter before.
Speaker 5: The girl's got that shit chilling on the side.
Speaker 6: So basically, it's like it's a it's something that's like
Speaker 6: it looks like an X, right, and so it's a
Speaker 6: two planks X and so your hands are supposed to
Speaker 6: go up like this and your feet supposed to go
Speaker 6: up on it, and it's like restraints.
Speaker 5: Like a horny crucifixion. Yeah, yeah, that'll probably be it
Speaker 5: for me. Anything. I'm approved.
Speaker 7: I podcast even be on with that type. I'm approved,
Speaker 7: Like I don't want to know, like keep having it.
Speaker 7: If you have it, that's too I could jacket, but
Speaker 7: like it being there. It's like how often you get
Speaker 7: your fucked?
Speaker 5: Like why is this? Like why is the why is
Speaker 5: the restraints already here? Like no, I'm approved. I'm sorry,
Speaker 5: I hain't on from if you just see restraints on
Speaker 5: the bed, I don't think I'll ever be like how
Speaker 5: off you get a fucked? But the restraints on the
Speaker 5: bed is how often you fucking restraints? Though? Like it's
Speaker 5: just an everyday play, go in the bed and deal
Speaker 5: falls off, all right?
Speaker 11: Cool?
Speaker 7: Yeah, at least you pleasure and I see a roles
Speaker 7: Like if I see different self pleasure sexual toys, I'm
Speaker 7: into that. But if you're leaving the illusion that you're
Speaker 7: getting od I'm like, come on, son, like I'm not
Speaker 7: here for that.
Speaker 6: Hm hmm okay, Well you say you're a prude, so
Speaker 6: that what when you say prude, what are your boundaries
Speaker 6: like in bed?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 6: None, you have no, you.
Speaker 7: Have no boundaries anything I'm not in the.
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, but you're down for you're not for outside
Speaker 6: of an Okay, so you're not really.
Speaker 5: That was aggressive each other? This dead.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, so you're not so much of a prude.
Speaker 5: All right, So maybe i'm wordered. I'm just not so
Speaker 5: I'm not. I'm new to.
Speaker 7: The expression and out word expression of sex, especially women sexually.
Speaker 7: Like yeah, like in my head, women are like in
Speaker 7: nineteen fifties, like I like reserve, like I want I
Speaker 7: want to know you were free. I want to know
Speaker 7: you getting nasty. I don't need you sweetened every day.
Speaker 7: I need to get my asshole.
Speaker 5: What are you doing? You want to you want a
Speaker 5: kinky Batman? You want a kinky Batman?
Speaker 6: Kinky?
Speaker 5: You don't know why? I know who Batman is, like
Speaker 5: only only out for you, only out for know who
Speaker 5: Batman is? Like what you put.
Speaker 6: It down Batman? So you so and the reason why
Speaker 6: this is not triggering, But I'm just I'm very curious
Speaker 6: because I am a woman who is on a show
Speaker 6: that's about sexual fashion and stuff. So you would say
Speaker 6: that someone like me you wouldn't date because of like
Speaker 6: the type of show I'm on.
Speaker 5: It's ok it's not I'm trying to think in my
Speaker 5: head because not like that.
Speaker 7: There's a thing though, there's a thing you You people
Speaker 7: say a lot, and I realize this with myself. People
Speaker 7: say a lot of things until that they won't do
Speaker 7: until they're actually back into that position. So I know
Speaker 7: one time I was I don't even know how to
Speaker 7: word it properly without it was I had the opportunity
Speaker 7: to deal with a woman who was in the sexual field,
Speaker 7: but not not penetration, but a rose and I sat
Speaker 7: back and I'm like, can I really see myself? I'm like, Nah,
Speaker 7: this ain't for me, Like, it ain't my body if
Speaker 7: you like if you if a woman is like if
Speaker 7: you're on a.
Speaker 5: Podcast or whatever whatnot.
Speaker 7: I feel like I'm after a while, I'm gonna be like,
Speaker 7: all right, I don't want to hear my girl talking
Speaker 7: about her old sexual experience.
Speaker 12: It's like, yeah, I fuck this nigga with the biggest
Speaker 12: my mom's is a person.
Speaker 5: I don't want to about my shorty old kills.
Speaker 7: Like I don't want to hear.
Speaker 5: About that me. I talked about my old.
Speaker 6: Kills all day, but like that's crazy.
Speaker 7: I'm very not besidesistic, what's the word. I guess that'd
Speaker 7: be biased, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess Courtney would throw me off in general, though,
Speaker 5: like if I was to save me and Courtney we
Speaker 5: on like like if I didn't know Courney were on
Speaker 5: a date, I went back to the house and like
Speaker 5: she showed me who she really was. Like you would
Speaker 5: just think it's a little smiling and court Courtney. Courtney
Speaker 5: is kinky batman. I'm gonna be honest, Courtney happy looking
Speaker 5: at everyone on the street there, I'm like, yo, I'm
Speaker 5: looking at girls that work, Like I wonder if she
Speaker 5: got the Courtney. Let me tell you something. You ever
Speaker 5: be walking in the street and I'll be sitting there.
Speaker 7: Like, yo, I bet you that girl got I want
Speaker 7: to I like, how many white girls we walk past
Speaker 7: you the street and do poorn?
Speaker 5: All of them?
Speaker 6: All of them.
Speaker 7: Like yo for us, like if I less you like
Speaker 7: the hierarchy, like probably like Damn lands in the most
Speaker 7: but like other than now, I'm not like.
Speaker 5: Riley Reed or how many white girls we probably brought
Speaker 5: past the street be like yo, you do cool.
Speaker 6: But you know, it's so funny about this conversation because
Speaker 6: before and they know the story, but you don't. But
Speaker 6: when I first joined the show, a guy that I
Speaker 6: was dealing with, you know, we stopped talking because I
Speaker 6: started becoming I was on the show, even though he
Speaker 6: knew I already did this on a different platform, but
Speaker 6: he already knew I did this, And so we stopped
Speaker 6: talking and came back and I'm like, well, nothing's changed
Speaker 6: on my end. I'm still doing the show, so I
Speaker 6: don't you know whatever, And then me and him got
Speaker 6: into an argument. He blocked me, And today I got
Speaker 6: a text message from him today. Yes, he sent me
Speaker 6: our co star.
Speaker 5: Who's What's What's that?
Speaker 6: It's as an app for astrology, so basically like how
Speaker 6: you mess with someone, they'll tell you how you mess
Speaker 6: with someone based on your Like, I'm just like, no,
Speaker 6: there's no on that. There's no on that business is hello?
Speaker 5: Just hey my son, No can.
Speaker 6: It said, and I can read it. Oh thanks yesterday,
Speaker 6: that's good content, it said, and I deleted his number.
Speaker 6: So when it came up, I was like, what is this.
Speaker 6: I had to do the reverse phone look up and
Speaker 6: I said, oh this, nigga, there is magnetic connection between
Speaker 6: you and Courtney. You and Courtney are drawn to each
Speaker 6: other and find it easy to express your mutual appreciation.
Speaker 6: You learn lessons the hard way. While Courtney has relationships
Speaker 6: that she that could use a little spring cleaning. Shoot first,
Speaker 6: work out why you like them so much.
Speaker 5: Later, I have a question, how does the app know
Speaker 5: that you Courtney?
Speaker 6: Because we have we here because of each other's as
Speaker 6: friends on the app a while ago, and oh that
Speaker 6: ship yeah, yeah, you can do compatibility on the astrology.
Speaker 5: I have a question for them since that. And I
Speaker 5: was just like, I got a question for the Fellas.
Speaker 6: He's an Aquarius run.
Speaker 5: Hell though one thing I know Leader mcquaid's is low.
Speaker 5: But I have a question for the Fellaws include to myself, yo,
Speaker 5: why do we have so much entitled when it come
Speaker 5: to win? Why are we so bold? And I say
Speaker 5: that to say this right, one thing. One of the
Speaker 5: reason why I like having caught you on the show.
Speaker 5: She's one of the people well she's only girl in
Speaker 5: this whole room. But also like she'll you need some
Speaker 5: estrogen some time to check it to stop steron. Right.
Speaker 5: So we was having a conversation. I was saying how
Speaker 5: I really like Regina Hall before the show started, and
Speaker 5: then I was like, yo, like she's she's a beautiful woman.
Speaker 5: She's fifty years old, fifty four actually single with like
Speaker 5: no kids. And then we started to dive into this
Speaker 5: conversation like damn, why she ain't married, why she don't
Speaker 5: have no kids? This, that, and the third, and then
Speaker 5: it's dawn on me. Well, your bro, suppose that's not
Speaker 5: what you want for yourself, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: And then I start to think about all like the
Speaker 5: ship that I that as a like as a guy
Speaker 5: that I post that I project on women. And it's
Speaker 5: also like, why do we as guys feel like yo,
Speaker 5: we could just project what we feel that women need
Speaker 5: in a world they like they don't have their own
Speaker 5: say on like what fulfills their life? And it goes
Speaker 5: beyond just marriaging kids, but we could go into like
Speaker 5: how you express yourself sexually, how you dress, you know,
Speaker 5: things like why do we feel like we got to
Speaker 5: why do we as gods feel we got to police
Speaker 5: women the way that we do in every aspect?
Speaker 7: Uh, there's a different I feel like I hear I'm
Speaker 7: picking up what you're putting down. But there's two aspects
Speaker 7: that you could look at it, And there's two ways
Speaker 7: that you can't go about it. There's some this men
Speaker 7: who try to police, and then it's just having a preference.
Speaker 7: I reserve the right to have my preference of what
Speaker 7: I prefer to see, what I prefer Ooh, because it
Speaker 7: also could be all you put leasing all women or
Speaker 7: you like or is it just the women that you
Speaker 7: you're engaging with.
Speaker 6: So for me, if you're policing, ay, if you're policing anybody, if.
Speaker 7: You're pleasing any policing, what you'll be doing. I'm not
Speaker 7: going for this, no one clip.
Speaker 5: But you see I'm calling.
Speaker 7: I'm never playing with this show again. You'll again, No,
Speaker 7: ain't all serious? Just no, I have I deserve the
Speaker 7: right to have my preference. So I can say I
Speaker 7: don't prefer to data sex worker, I prefer not to
Speaker 7: talk to women who are openly provocative.
Speaker 8: I can talk.
Speaker 7: I can prefer not to talk to women who dress
Speaker 7: openly provocative. But that doesn't mean I have to project
Speaker 7: that onto them, like project that onto every woman, Like
Speaker 7: you shouldn't be.
Speaker 8: Doing this, and you shouldn't be doing that, you should
Speaker 8: hearing this.
Speaker 7: So I feel like there's a difference with that, Like
Speaker 7: what you're talking about, Regina Paul almost said the other one.
Speaker 7: We're talking about Regina Hall and her not having kids
Speaker 7: or not having and they have that, they have that
Speaker 7: epipot like who said, that's what.
Speaker 6: She may not even want any of you may not
Speaker 6: even want that.
Speaker 8: And I think we're just so.
Speaker 7: So so especial condition into thinking that's what women really,
Speaker 7: women want, All women like to pro create, have a
Speaker 7: family into that nature.
Speaker 6: There's more women nowadays who are just there the way
Speaker 6: that the world is going, that they're okay with not
Speaker 6: having kids because they feel like the world is going
Speaker 6: to ship.
Speaker 5: I heard especially listen, I ain't gonna lie, especially with
Speaker 5: these batch of niggas and Trump and office. And I
Speaker 5: don't blame them alone too.
Speaker 7: A girl used that as her as her reference point
Speaker 7: as to why she didn't want to have kids, and
Speaker 7: that was the first time I ever heard that.
Speaker 8: She said, I am petrified to bring a child into
Speaker 8: this world.
Speaker 7: She's she was recounting her experiences in life and things
Speaker 7: that she sees other people go through. She's like, ya
Speaker 7: has nothing to do with a man. That has nothing
Speaker 7: to do with not being able to procreate.
Speaker 8: It has nothing to do with it. It's literally I'm
Speaker 8: just afraid of the world and bringing a child into
Speaker 8: that world.
Speaker 7: And I always tell myself that's probably a reason why
Speaker 7: God didn't bless me with the child yet, for the
Speaker 7: simple fact of when my nephew was two years old,
Speaker 7: I took him to the park and he was getting
Speaker 7: on the swing.
Speaker 8: He was just getting on the mini swing, and it
Speaker 8: was other kids in.
Speaker 7: The park, and I'm watching the other kids like a halt,
Speaker 7: telling myself, yo, if any and they were kind of aggressive,
Speaker 7: and he was only two. I said, if any of
Speaker 7: these kids pushed my nephew, I'm beating the dog shit
Speaker 7: out of this child.
Speaker 5: And I'm just sticking in my head, this is why.
Speaker 7: God give me kids yet, because mentally I'm in such
Speaker 7: a protective state that I am willing to inflict pain
Speaker 7: on another child of just being a child. And I'm like,
Speaker 7: you gotta tell yeah, I had to mentally, That's why
Speaker 7: I have to First I need to work on myself
Speaker 7: mentally and control my emotions on on on realizing a
Speaker 7: kid is gonna be a kid, and even though you
Speaker 7: want to be a protective mode, you can't. So there's
Speaker 7: certain stages that people go through where it's like they're
Speaker 7: just not ready for that, and some people just may
Speaker 7: never get to that stage where I don't trust the
Speaker 7: world enough to bring a life into it because I
Speaker 7: have a very nervous system. So I'll spend the rest
Speaker 7: of my life worrying about my child. That's what That's
Speaker 7: what they could be facing and going through. Yeah, I
Speaker 7: mean I get that out of that child on that
Speaker 7: slide they would have put on the set, bro on
Speaker 7: the set.
Speaker 5: These are the views and opinions of Yeah King the
Speaker 5: first did not condone. Don't condone. Courtney does not on
Speaker 5: the Hardest Off Show, not condone abuse.
Speaker 7: I beat the shit out of the puts my nephew
Speaker 7: and I'm showing up to the school and fighting your daddy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe you should have kids yet, So.
Speaker 5: I ain't gonna front. There was a point in time
Speaker 5: where I was a police officer and I say that
Speaker 5: to say, like, I have my preferences. Yeah. I kind
Speaker 5: of felt like, yo, if you don't really fall in
Speaker 5: love with my preferences, then you're not moving right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's not fair, that's not that's not a good thing,
Speaker 6: that's not.
Speaker 5: A good So I just I just wanted to personally
Speaker 5: feel like, yo, how do women as a woman. So,
Speaker 5: I know you've been you've been dating, You've had you've
Speaker 5: dated like high school whatever, real age, you had a
Speaker 5: couple relationships, You've seen a couple of things. How do
Speaker 5: you personally feel like when you not? How do you
Speaker 5: personally feel How did you react when I know you've
Speaker 5: encountered a guy who probably tried to police you, even
Speaker 5: down to the situation you were talking about when you
Speaker 5: first came. That's probably not your first interaction now.
Speaker 7: No, it's not as a woman.
Speaker 5: What is it like though, when you run into a
Speaker 5: police officer?
Speaker 6: It feels demeaning, It feels it feels like you can't
Speaker 6: be your You can't be you're suppressing who you are.
Speaker 6: Imagine going through life or going through with someone and
Speaker 6: you can't be who you really, who you really are are,
Speaker 6: because they're the sucking who you are out And I
Speaker 6: think it's crazy because there are people in relationships who
Speaker 6: they can't fully be themselves because their partner will think
Speaker 6: of them different, or you know, make them feel like
Speaker 6: beneath them or any of or anything like that. It
Speaker 6: just doesn't feel good, It doesn't feel it doesn't feel healthy.
Speaker 6: It feels like you're just kind of in a box.
Speaker 6: Who was to be in a box?
Speaker 8: Hurt people, hurt people. I like to be in a box.
Speaker 7: Sorry, hurt people, hurt people. And I could take your back,
Speaker 7: I could see. Let's see if you can join some
Speaker 7: correlation with this. So you said, it feels like you
Speaker 7: can't be your true, authentic self around the people who
Speaker 7: you're supposed to who you love the most. So, uh,
Speaker 7: if you think about it, being an urban growing up
Speaker 7: in these urban environments and growing up pretty much growing
Speaker 7: up in the hood, think of how many black men
Speaker 7: who could have been engineers, signed bankers, accountants, but decided
Speaker 7: to sell drugs, decided to scan, decided to be a
Speaker 7: gang banger because just to fit in, because they didn't
Speaker 7: want the rest of the world to know that they
Speaker 7: were smart. They didn't want the rest of the they
Speaker 7: didn't want the other brothers in the hood to clown
Speaker 7: them or look down on them, or cast judgment onto
Speaker 7: them for actually being on a higher plateau. So all
Speaker 7: they know is how to project is they've been projected on,
Speaker 7: So now all they.
Speaker 8: Know how to do is project.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but listen, I can I can see where you're
Speaker 6: pulling the.
Speaker 8: I'm not making it right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I can see where you're pulling the correlation, But
Speaker 6: I think it kind of goes beyond like urban upbringing.
Speaker 6: I think it. I think it's just society. I don't
Speaker 6: think the thing is just that's toxic masculinity, if you
Speaker 6: want to take it there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you said something that kind of just wrung. I
Speaker 5: want to I want to pin something you said. Let
Speaker 5: me say this. You said something. This struck a bell
Speaker 5: in my head. No, Court, why is it that we
Speaker 5: only kind of look at toxic masculinities like some nigga ship,
Speaker 5: At least to me, whenever I had toxic masculine, I
Speaker 5: never think about white people.
Speaker 7: White people.
Speaker 5: I don't about niggas.
Speaker 6: No, it's your environment because the white women are the
Speaker 6: white women are screaming. Toxic masculinities are the white man.
Speaker 5: I was talking to somebody the other I was talking
Speaker 5: to my shorty the other day, like, Yo, I never
Speaker 5: heard a white nigga with a BM. She was like
Speaker 5: day out there white and I'm like, what they BM?
Speaker 5: I never heard a white nigga say my BM. Have
Speaker 5: you seen have you.
Speaker 6: Seen like his twelve baby moms?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Alone, there's a lot of things about white people, bro
Speaker 7: Have you asked you something It's about to sound so crazy.
Speaker 5: Have you actually touched the.
Speaker 7: White person before white person actually like wrapped up a
Speaker 7: white man before work work exactly. That's why, like I
Speaker 7: really try to think of my account when people be like, oh, y'all,
Speaker 7: don't get off, I don't really engage in too much.
Speaker 7: I can't I remember for the first time. I think
Speaker 7: for the first time, I remember like actually dapping. I
Speaker 7: don't know if I've ever touched a white woman, you know,
Speaker 7: hope not not dring Black history moment.
Speaker 6: Yes, that's crazy. You already like skin like, let's come on,
Speaker 6: let's don't take another step. Don't take it another step.
Speaker 5: Baby's gonna come and look like ras me take.
Speaker 6: It another step now.
Speaker 7: I don't think I don't I don't I know I've
Speaker 7: never I don't think I know I've never hugged a
Speaker 7: white woman.
Speaker 6: You know why you actually touched you know why you
Speaker 6: don't think about white men and like having BMS or
Speaker 6: like when you think of toxic masculine, you're thinking of
Speaker 6: nigga ship. It's because we live in our own eco chambers,
Speaker 6: echo chambers, so we only hearing what we are around.
Speaker 6: So that's why you only think of nigga ship.
Speaker 5: But I've never seen a white single mother. I've never seen.
Speaker 6: They're Oh they're out there. Oh they're there, They're there.
Speaker 6: So I know you haven't been to a trailer park exactly.
Speaker 7: I don't exactly.
Speaker 5: I want to disagree strongly with something you said so strongly.
Speaker 5: I was so annoyed when you said this, he said,
Speaker 5: being in a relationship with the wrong person, with a
Speaker 5: police officer, I feel like having somebody suck the life.
Speaker 8: Out of you.
Speaker 5: And I was in my head like, I will wish
Speaker 5: a bitch would come suck the life out of me.
Speaker 5: If he sucked me out of me, way do I
Speaker 5: sign up? But this also brings me back to a
Speaker 5: time where I kind of you ever, like you know
Speaker 5: how they read the room. You ever had to read
Speaker 5: the horny, saw a post read the horny?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know where you're going with this.
Speaker 5: I'll never forget the time a girl cried in my
Speaker 5: arms because my mother died and my dick got hard.
Speaker 6: Wait, here's the thing.
Speaker 5: Let us sink in, Let it so, Let it soa.
Speaker 6: Not the cry on my shoulders. The cry is the
Speaker 6: cry on my deck.
Speaker 5: A shoulder to cry on becomes a dick?
Speaker 6: Thereat Yeah, And.
Speaker 5: I thought to myself, I said itself, Was there ever
Speaker 5: a time where you had to read the horny? Now?
Speaker 5: What I want you guys to do is tell me
Speaker 5: of a time where you misread the horny horny at
Speaker 5: the wrong time? Why am I horny right now? What
Speaker 5: is going on? It doesn't have to necessarily be dark
Speaker 5: like this. Was there a time where you had to
Speaker 5: interact with somebody where being a horny probably wasn't appropriate?
Speaker 5: But it was horny anyway.
Speaker 8: I wasn't horny.
Speaker 5: They was horny?
Speaker 7: Okay, speak on that when I when I had I
Speaker 7: just get I just got out of jail, and I
Speaker 7: have a fucking fractured rib and what else was going
Speaker 7: with me at that time?
Speaker 5: Rib?
Speaker 8: My whole body was fucked up pretty much. And I
Speaker 8: went to go, I went, I went to I want
Speaker 8: to go, and.
Speaker 5: I have a fraction.
Speaker 8: So if anybody's broke, this is nah, this is Baltimore,
Speaker 8: not men.
Speaker 6: Havn't wait wait wait wait wait wait no, no no,
Speaker 6: because I didn't know that men also have nicknames, you know,
Speaker 6: because women, we have nicknames for men.
Speaker 5: Can I be honest? I think we might have started that. Listen,
Speaker 5: this is ten years d Let's take it back to
Speaker 5: freaking frag to Baltimore.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm about like in general, I didn't know like yesterday,
Speaker 6: do you have you have nicknames for women when you
Speaker 6: talk to your homeboys?
Speaker 7: Like literally, we can go we can go back if
Speaker 7: we was to talk about our entire sexual history, going
Speaker 7: back to like.
Speaker 8: High school, talking about me and him going back to
Speaker 8: high school.
Speaker 5: Would never say if we use a name, probably won't
Speaker 5: make no sense.
Speaker 7: We can have a full conversation on women strictly using
Speaker 7: a nick strictly using the most random nicknames.
Speaker 5: But the different between men and women see girls like
Speaker 5: say like say a girl was flugging with me, Oh,
Speaker 5: should you seen black face?
Speaker 6: I'd be like, no, I'm not gonna lie to be
Speaker 6: mad disrespectful.
Speaker 5: Like your ship like Midnight just walked in. We be
Speaker 5: some place to be likedy like y'all midnight nigga.
Speaker 6: No, I don't think names are very like it's very disrespectful.
Speaker 7: Our nicknames is gonna fly over It's gonna fly overheads, yeah, flyverhead.
Speaker 8: So yeah, I pull up to her crib and I
Speaker 8: can't breathe, Like if you have a fractured rib. I
Speaker 8: can't breathe. She literally is like, oh, so cast some big.
Speaker 7: What wait?
Speaker 6: Wait, wait, hold on, I don't know if you want
Speaker 6: business not on French Street, but how long you were
Speaker 6: in jail?
Speaker 8: I think this was one night.
Speaker 5: It's what he broke his body. Him breaking his body
Speaker 5: is what landed him in jail. Yeah, so eject. So
Speaker 5: I have I'm all torn up.
Speaker 7: And she that has comes and she's like, can I
Speaker 7: have some big And I'm sitting here like I am
Speaker 7: fucking I cannot breathe, Like I'll be gentle. The stupid
Speaker 7: heifer braces her hands on my chest because she can't
Speaker 7: control herself, right.
Speaker 5: Gets yeah, no, no, no, whenever we're comfortable, uncomfortable.
Speaker 7: The tongus you can never, you can never. And it's
Speaker 7: my fucking rick kage. I wanted to send her to
Speaker 7: the moon.
Speaker 6: Yo, that's trying to send it to the gulag accord. Yeah,
Speaker 6: just thinking about it, was it you who was comfortable?
Speaker 6: I think it was me being horny at the wrong
Speaker 6: time because he was sick, like you know flu okay,
Speaker 6: but I was.
Speaker 5: Just like, so instead of soup, you bought pussy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I bought the pussy and the soup. Okay,
Speaker 6: so so yeah, combination.
Speaker 8: Double double you got.
Speaker 7: If a niggas sick, you gotta do the heading soup
Speaker 7: coumbo pussy. Your soup is crazy because if I could,
Speaker 7: I could get gummy in it. I'm a limping my
Speaker 7: body limb.
Speaker 6: Niggas can still execute.
Speaker 10: It's sick.
Speaker 5: A girl made me have a second. I was sick,
Speaker 5: and I'll never forget that.
Speaker 6: He was like, like, were you on like the were
Speaker 6: like the first couple of days where you like really
Speaker 6: fucked up or were you like, let me put it
Speaker 6: you like this, I'm kind of recovering.
Speaker 5: This was top five most sick I've ever been. Like,
Speaker 5: I've been sick a couple of times. This is the
Speaker 5: top five the most sick of it. But she came
Speaker 5: from out of town, so well you that was one
Speaker 5: of my best performers. But like flu game and flu
Speaker 5: Game mic, but I too have made was hardy at
Speaker 5: the wrong time.
Speaker 8: So I was.
Speaker 5: Give me a second.
Speaker 8: I got this.
Speaker 5: I got this. Who's the girl? I don't think she
Speaker 5: was from PA. She was very irrelevant talking to this
Speaker 5: girl right to somebody child, that's somebody's daughter. Yeah, talking
Speaker 5: to this girl. So I was living in PA. She
Speaker 5: had a puppy. So the puppy, whoa the fucking Michael Vin.
Speaker 5: The dog was kind of thick though, gets into the story,
Speaker 5: gets into the story. So the dog had a heart attack.
Speaker 5: It was kind of over The door was overweight. The
Speaker 5: dog had a heart attack and died. Right Me and
Speaker 5: the dog got a close relationship. So she called me
Speaker 5: and said, Yo, the dog died. Oh my god. The
Speaker 5: dog's name was Braxton Brack then died. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 5: I'm like, damn, son, that's foul. But in my head,
Speaker 5: I ain't give a fuck. The door wasn't money. I
Speaker 5: ain't care. You know, you got to act concerned, like, Yo,
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry for your loss. Please take my condolences.
Speaker 5: I'm saying what you're gonna do because I don't know.
Speaker 5: I go, yo, you know what you should do? No, Yo,
Speaker 5: you should bury him in the backyard. She was like, yeah,
Speaker 5: that's like a good IDEA matter of fact, I'll dig
Speaker 5: the hole for you. She goes, all, I bet you
Speaker 5: can come do it, so I'll get on my bike.
Speaker 6: You know you're always going to pussy on a bike.
Speaker 7: I was like fifteen. Okay, it was a little Pennsylvania
Speaker 7: riding on the side of a highway.
Speaker 5: On top of that, just peddling, pedling hole, seeing a
Speaker 5: deer behind me. I ain't give a fuck.
Speaker 8: You just gotta keep going.
Speaker 5: So I get there. So I'm digging the hole. We
Speaker 5: digging the hole. She's sitting there say yea, I thank
Speaker 5: you for doing this, this, that, and the third she
Speaker 5: crying in my head like it's cool and I'm looking
Speaker 5: like mister Superman, dig the hole, toss the dog in
Speaker 5: the in the hole, putting the dirt back on top
Speaker 5: of the dog. Now finish. And she was like, Yo,
Speaker 5: that was actually a really nice thing that you did. Yo.
Speaker 5: You know you're very thoughtful. This down the third like,
Speaker 5: thank you so much for being here for me. You know,
Speaker 5: you know you done dug a hole. What can I do?
Speaker 5: You're hungry? I was like, I ain't gonna lie. I sure,
Speaker 5: I sure love to dig yo. And she was like really,
Speaker 5: And I was like, I'm sorry, I don't say I
Speaker 5: was mad. I was mad, Horney Son, I wasn't getting
Speaker 5: no bonds like that back A lot of moments when
Speaker 5: you put.
Speaker 7: It like that, I was like, yo, I just.
Speaker 6: If a man. If Maya was to pass, you know,
Speaker 6: you know, me and Mike like this. If Maya was
Speaker 6: to pass and my nigga come and show up and
Speaker 6: he he's just like being there and stuff like that,
Speaker 6: I might just give up the pussy, just off the
Speaker 6: strength of Yeah you hear and you you you're trying
Speaker 6: to you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how I found Take your mom off it
Speaker 5: you feel me?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's crazy though, digging up, digging the dog grave,
Speaker 6: It's kind of crazy, though. Love, you've been a loving boy.
Speaker 5: I was horny.
Speaker 6: You've been a loving boy.
Speaker 8: I was honey.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 6: Young niggas do.
Speaker 5: That brings me to a good posy. I think I
Speaker 5: stole this from you. Did you post this? What is
Speaker 5: it for you? I don't know if it was you
Speaker 5: because I can't see the name, but it says good
Speaker 5: guys ain't nothing but a horny nigga with patience.
Speaker 6: I didn't post that, but that's very true.
Speaker 7: What's the prob what's the problem though, I'm a gentleman.
Speaker 6: Wait wait, wait, hold on, there's two things happening right now.
Speaker 6: Why you say he's not a good guy because he's
Speaker 6: patiently waiting for.
Speaker 5: You? Could just be a good person with good intentions?
Speaker 5: Is that so illegal?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 8: I feel so bad for this generation.
Speaker 7: This is crazy.
Speaker 5: So you want to sit here. You're not the good
Speaker 5: nigga with patients. I'm just a good person.
Speaker 7: I feel good, Vi bro, I put up with Jersey
Speaker 7: Man exactly.
Speaker 5: I ain't that nigga. I ain't that nigga. I'm only good.
Speaker 5: But for so long, okay, I have I have like
Speaker 5: a gas tank and I go on e. Eventually I
Speaker 5: need I need something bad. You mus be good for
Speaker 5: no reason, niggas. It's expensive. Being a good nigga is expensive.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but would but you know what, my my, the
Speaker 6: rhetoric that I hate is that when good guys are like, well,
Speaker 6: I'm a good guy. Why why women you know treat
Speaker 6: me certain because you're not a good guy. That's that's why.
Speaker 6: That's exactly why I hate that rhetoric, because at the
Speaker 6: end you find out that they're really not a good person.
Speaker 5: Also, good people have to say that anybody who says
Speaker 5: they're a good person is not a good person.
Speaker 6: That's the same person. That's the same way I feel
Speaker 6: when like men are like, oh, I'm a high value man,
Speaker 6: Well you're not really a high value man. If you
Speaker 6: have to stay, you're a high value man.
Speaker 5: I've actually never heard a nigga say that. Really do
Speaker 5: men say that. I've never actually heard a guy say that,
Speaker 5: I'm a high You know what, maybe I'll be run
Speaker 5: brown scumbags and ain't no better.
Speaker 6: How do I get into this?
Speaker 5: I've never actually heard it. They can say high value yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: Like I heard it in person. I see it on
Speaker 6: the internet, but like in real life, I've heard it too.
Speaker 5: That's a red flag.
Speaker 7: But when they say high value men, are we equating
Speaker 7: it strictly to financial status?
Speaker 6: That's what That's what what they're doing.
Speaker 5: Because you could be a high value mean and be broke.
Speaker 8: You just have very good under It depends on what
Speaker 8: definition is being fouled under.
Speaker 7: You could be a high value man just because you
Speaker 7: have good morals, good values, good principles.
Speaker 8: You're a good a good person.
Speaker 6: I agree with that. But the things that when you
Speaker 6: connected to finance and what you can do financially, that's
Speaker 6: when I think that you have some ship messed up.
Speaker 8: Well, that's somebody who just knows how to lead with
Speaker 8: their pocket.
Speaker 6: Right, which is another thing.
Speaker 8: Somebody who just knows.
Speaker 7: How to lead with their pocket is at the end
Speaker 7: of the day, I ain't never seen a woman turned out.
Speaker 5: On bread I have.
Speaker 6: I don't like dealing with men who lead with their money.
Speaker 6: I don't. I don't like it.
Speaker 5: Ends.
Speaker 6: It turns me off so badly. It's like, you don't Okay,
Speaker 6: you flashing all this money, but I don't really care.
Speaker 6: I make my own ship.
Speaker 5: I care.
Speaker 6: I care to an extent I do. I do care
Speaker 6: to an extent that you have money. But my thing
Speaker 6: is that I don't need these like these things that
Speaker 6: you see on internet.
Speaker 13: Where like you have like.
Speaker 6: You know, like like I don't need it, but you
Speaker 6: don't got to lead with your pockets. I like your
Speaker 6: person I want to see your personalitymore before I see
Speaker 6: your pockets.
Speaker 5: I'll never forget. One time I was telling this telling
Speaker 5: this girl, I was fucking with her this I thought
Speaker 5: this girl was I thought I thought that I was
Speaker 5: leading with money. It's like, how the fun was you
Speaker 5: doing that? I thought I was easier. She goes, I don't,
Speaker 5: I don't get that from you.
Speaker 6: I was like, Okay, leading with money means like you
Speaker 6: you can tell them everything that you can do for
Speaker 6: the without even getting to know the person, like, oh,
Speaker 6: I can why you out, I could do this, I
Speaker 6: could buy you bags, I could you know, take you
Speaker 6: with five star restaurants all the time. Blah blah blah
Speaker 6: blah blah. That's what that is.
Speaker 8: I feel like this, But at the end of the day,
Speaker 8: there's an audience for that, and I'm not the audience.
Speaker 5: An audience for that.
Speaker 7: So they're looking at it and be like, Okay, she's
Speaker 7: an attractive person, so maybe I gotta Maybe this is
Speaker 7: the diversity that you gotta go so I gotta lead
Speaker 7: with that.
Speaker 5: Would you consider that a form of love bombing?
Speaker 7: No, because at the end of the day, you gotta
Speaker 7: realize for certain men, uh, it's all about what you
Speaker 7: put your what you put your value on in life
Speaker 7: and things of that nature.
Speaker 8: So some people genuinely value their time. Some some men
Speaker 8: will give you the give you all the money in
Speaker 8: the world.
Speaker 7: And not give you no time and give not even
Speaker 7: they won't get it means nothing to them. See you
Speaker 7: as a For a woman, it's like, yeah, this nigga
Speaker 7: casts out on me. He bought me this, he brought
Speaker 7: me that, and for him he's sitting there like girl
Speaker 7: that ain't about nothing to me. And I learned that
Speaker 7: with Dayton the dates, that there's times that I going
Speaker 7: on dates with women and it was literally the time
Speaker 7: of their life.
Speaker 8: It was a Wednesday for me, like done.
Speaker 7: We went here, we went there, we did I took
Speaker 7: them to do this, took them to do that, And
Speaker 7: they're thinking I'm rolling out the red carpet with.
Speaker 8: In all reality, this is just a Wednesday. I was
Speaker 8: gonna do this with or without you, regardless.
Speaker 7: So saying so when it comes down the money a
Speaker 7: man could buy you this bad, this, that and the third,
Speaker 7: and it really needs nothing to it's.
Speaker 8: What you place that value on.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's not a value for me.
Speaker 7: That's it's what you placed the value. It is what
Speaker 7: the what the woman with the woman, what the woman
Speaker 7: wants the value from. Because some women, because some women
Speaker 7: would rather be like, oh, I'll take the give me that,
Speaker 7: give me. Does it mean something to you? What you're
Speaker 7: giving me doesn't mean anything to you? If it don't
Speaker 7: mean nothing to you, If it don't mean nothing to you,
Speaker 7: what am I really receiving?
Speaker 5: Ladies. I want to give you guys a warning, be
Speaker 5: careful of the guys. We have all the money in
Speaker 5: the beginning, but only in the beginning. I've seen it
Speaker 5: happen before. You don't know, that's why you can't fall
Speaker 5: in the beginning, you feel me, I've seen I've seen
Speaker 5: it all.
Speaker 7: Hello, look at many cals. We know who got babies
Speaker 7: in the pandemic.
Speaker 5: Start off fast. Now you're weezing in the back Listen.
Speaker 5: So a nigga told me. Listen, baby, this is start
Speaker 5: up money. This is not he said, this is a
Speaker 5: signing bonus. This is not your salary. Oh my, I've
Speaker 5: seen a god tweet that, so please be careful of
Speaker 5: the game. I'm telling you. Money can be also used
Speaker 5: as love bombing. But since we were on the topic
Speaker 5: of love bombing, you have been sexually love bomb somebody,
Speaker 5: even sexually love bombing.
Speaker 6: They came out at the gate with like bomb ass
Speaker 6: sex and then they pulled back.
Speaker 5: Or have you ever love bombed somebody? Break out sexually
Speaker 5: love bomb somebody.
Speaker 6: Reverse they took the pussy back from you.
Speaker 7: I have.
Speaker 5: I will admit I have sexually love bomb before I
Speaker 5: think I have to, and I didn't do it on purpose.
Speaker 5: I be honest as a nigga. You fuck with somebody,
Speaker 5: you kind of want to come out real You want
Speaker 5: to come out swinging, especially.
Speaker 6: If it's someone that you've been wanting to like, been
Speaker 6: wanting to do that with, Like, Oh, I got to
Speaker 6: put all the stops with this one.
Speaker 5: Do women have a hit list?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: You have a hit list?
Speaker 5: I had had you ever had a hit list?
Speaker 6: Had had? Probably?
Speaker 5: I respect it. Probably I know you had a hit list.
Speaker 8: That's it, right, You said I have a hit list?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, no, I'm not even gonna have probably not anymore.
Speaker 5: But I ain't on front. There's a woman on my
Speaker 5: hit list. I got it. You know this person you
Speaker 5: know these twenties real well, you know you know who
Speaker 5: it is. I can't say the name because the name
Speaker 5: is she know, she don't got a nickname? You feel me?
Speaker 5: So I bought my dick out swinging. God, I really
Speaker 5: liked her. I bought my dick out swinging, Like I'm
Speaker 5: talking about like I had like five star dick that
Speaker 5: like in the beginning, like my ship was wild, and
Speaker 5: then as time progressed, I realized, like, you can't keep
Speaker 5: that up. No, it's not that I couldn't keep it up.
Speaker 5: I ain't really like her as much as I thought
Speaker 5: I would.
Speaker 8: Damn you love that girl? You bugging you took looks
Speaker 8: for that girl.
Speaker 5: Whatever, But and I ain't on front from her.
Speaker 8: She beat me up.
Speaker 7: Beat you up about that part? She beat me up?
Speaker 5: He do she beat me up. I ain't got up
Speaker 5: because I took the dick away. You feel me, I
Speaker 5: ain't gonna lie. As I realized who she really was
Speaker 5: and I backed out, she kind of couldn't really understand,
Speaker 5: like why I wasn't moving how I was moving before,
Speaker 5: and I couldn't be like, yo, I don't really like
Speaker 5: you like that no more. But yeah, it kind of
Speaker 5: started off, but I thought I thought she was the one.
Speaker 5: I liked her a lot, like I was trying to
Speaker 5: be with her. I bought her, I'm trying to be
Speaker 5: with you, dick. And then as Tom progressed, I got
Speaker 5: to yo, I'm just here so I don't get find Dick,
Speaker 5: and I think and I'm thinking about him, like, yo,
Speaker 5: that is a formal like sexual love bombit.
Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely sexual love before where I was just like, oh,
Speaker 6: I really want to like come out super freaky, get
Speaker 6: the nigga riled up. And then after a.
Speaker 7: While I was just like, m why would you do that?
Speaker 5: To us, why would you do it?
Speaker 6: Because because just the same as you, I didn't. I
Speaker 6: just wasn't like him anymore. And I was just like, okay,
Speaker 6: you said some people don't deserve it off, yes, yes,
Speaker 6: let me pull back on this because you don't deserve
Speaker 6: any of this.
Speaker 5: But as a woman, how do you pull back? Pussy
Speaker 5: like and she has niggas we get hard like we
Speaker 5: got different levels of erections. But like how you just
Speaker 5: give a nigga mid box box.
Speaker 6: I literally lay like lay on my back and not
Speaker 6: do anything.
Speaker 5: Certain checks box be so good. I don't care like
Speaker 5: I'm not.
Speaker 6: I'm like, I'm not sucking dick.
Speaker 5: I'm not, I ain't gonna chick that stopped sucking. Nigga's
Speaker 5: kind of crazy. I would have looked at it.
Speaker 7: So what I would have looked at it is is
Speaker 7: sexual love bombing is more so it'll be more about
Speaker 7: the spot spontanuity of it, like weary.
Speaker 5: You'all friends, right, it took me three months. It took
Speaker 5: me three months run out of say spoting Yanity got
Speaker 5: from you.
Speaker 7: It'd be where we do it so like somebody could
Speaker 7: come out the gate like suing in the park.
Speaker 8: Okay, sucking in the movie theater and then we're doing Ye.
Speaker 6: I want to be on the sexual.
Speaker 5: Yeah, listen sexually.
Speaker 8: I got some store.
Speaker 5: I got some stores to be on that list.
Speaker 7: Don't go any fitting room in h and them any
Speaker 7: h and them fitting room. Nmon Marcus nor Strom.
Speaker 14: On this episode of That's Too Horny, we have on
Speaker 14: the way a natural hornball and its natural habitat.
Speaker 7: AMC movie there in Manhattan. Yeah bathroom. Yeah, just just
Speaker 7: because they fall away fall almost came a daddy.
Speaker 8: Because of a MC.
Speaker 6: I remember, well, I'm glad because you would have been
Speaker 6: beating up little kid.
Speaker 5: Come.
Speaker 7: God, that girl look me right in my eyes. I said,
Speaker 7: I'm coming. She look me right in my eyes and
Speaker 7: did not jump off.
Speaker 6: I love doing that.
Speaker 7: So I love doing that.
Speaker 6: I love doing what.
Speaker 7: I'm coming.
Speaker 6: I'm coming and I look you up and I look
Speaker 6: you in your eye. I'm like, okay, you coming.
Speaker 5: You see?
Speaker 7: This is wow?
Speaker 5: This is what I can't Oh, I'm telling you courteys
Speaker 5: a demon.
Speaker 6: So what about and now I'm going b c BC
Speaker 6: is all funny games.
Speaker 7: Oh okay, you know before christ in this one, this
Speaker 7: is a bad night.
Speaker 5: I want to move on. I want to get a
Speaker 5: little dark, right, well, kind of dark, not too dark,
Speaker 5: says the New Jersey elementary school teacher accused of sexual
Speaker 5: assaulting and having a child. The student appeared in court
Speaker 5: on Tuesday. A judge rule that thirty four year old
Speaker 5: Laura Karan should be released from Jerald with some restrictions
Speaker 5: as her case proceeds. Karen was a fifth grade teacher
Speaker 5: at Middle Township Elementary School for the past eleven years.
Speaker 5: She's accused of sexual assaulting the victim inside her home
Speaker 5: from twenty sixteen to twenty twenty, when he was eleven
Speaker 5: years old. So, now, long story short, this is a
Speaker 5: teacher was teaching the fifth grade. White lady by the way,
Speaker 5: putting that out there, teaching the fifth grader, and for
Speaker 5: some strange reason, the kid had like a bad living situation.
Speaker 5: He ended up living with this teacher, and while living
Speaker 5: with this teacher, he ended up dating this teacher and
Speaker 5: having a child with this teacher. So now as she's
Speaker 5: in court fighting for her life, the child comes out and.
Speaker 6: Like strong warning, like used to be triggering people.
Speaker 5: Trigger warning, Yeah, teachers are doing some well shit, what's
Speaker 5: what's the time? Can we get a time step on this?
Speaker 5: Put a trigger on on it, yeah, on that. So
Speaker 5: while this is happening, the child actually speaks. He's like
Speaker 5: fourteen now, and he's pretty much saying, like, Yo, this
Speaker 5: is something that the world will not understand. The love
Speaker 5: we share with each other is something that you guys,
Speaker 5: goes beyond comprehension. All of this stuff was consentual. That
Speaker 5: is my soulmate. This that the third et cetera, et cetera,
Speaker 5: pretty much gonna free her towards her free right. And
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be honest with you guys. My first initial
Speaker 5: thought was where the fuck was these teachers when I
Speaker 5: was in school? That was first thing. First thing is
Speaker 5: first where worthy? But then I've thought about it.
Speaker 7: For what what? What?
Speaker 8: What could you slap that button?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 6: For real?
Speaker 7: What for yo? Y'all? Number wan the fuck on your team? Now?
Speaker 6: No, nor didn't.
Speaker 8: Right, there's a difference.
Speaker 5: What was the difference? I wanted to Okay, she didn't
Speaker 5: want to. But I say that to say, even though
Speaker 5: I know I was young in Horny, right, even though
Speaker 5: kids were young in Horney, even if they approach you,
Speaker 5: because he also did say that he initiated the relationship.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you were grown asked, thirty four year old woman,
Speaker 6: why are you saying, yeah, I'm gonna have this relationship
Speaker 6: with this child?
Speaker 5: He said, She said that were you with the niggas?
Speaker 6: She said that he was persistent, persistent, You should have
Speaker 6: told the damn parents and told the principal or something.
Speaker 5: Does.
Speaker 6: But there's a there's there's people that she could have
Speaker 6: reported that too, so he could have got the proper
Speaker 6: help that he needed, because what may have happened psychologically
Speaker 6: is that he could have because he had a bad
Speaker 6: living situation at home. He could have looked at this
Speaker 6: woman as this is the only form of love that
Speaker 6: I'm receiving at this time, and maybe he may be
Speaker 6: construing that, you know, I care for you for like, oh,
Speaker 6: I'm in love with you.
Speaker 5: Get that kid?
Speaker 6: Is it the And then as you as a thirty
Speaker 6: years old old woman like, oh, he what the fuck
Speaker 6: are you even talking about this?
Speaker 8: Technical Drea did it?
Speaker 6: That's disgusting. And then I don't have done that either.
Speaker 6: That's very disgusting. That about twelve, that's very just the
Speaker 6: same agencies, but that's very disgusting. I think women who
Speaker 6: pray on little on kids.
Speaker 8: Anybody who prays kids.
Speaker 6: Anything, but like I think we don't talk about like
Speaker 6: there's not there's not a lot of stories about women.
Speaker 8: I feel like that's where he was kind of going
Speaker 8: with the conversation.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I am, we're getting hot.
Speaker 8: I feel like that's where you're going. And I feel
Speaker 8: like the reason why it's not brought up is because men.
Speaker 7: I didn't realize that I was that I was what
Speaker 7: you call it, sexually assaulted as a chat when I
Speaker 7: was a kid, and it was yeah, bro, And it
Speaker 7: never it never really it never clicked me until like
Speaker 7: it was it was a post on Facebook and I
Speaker 7: said and even in me telling it, it's just laughing
Speaker 7: at all. But when people hear about girls, was like,
Speaker 7: oh my god, I'm so sorry to hear that saying
Speaker 7: there like what you saw.
Speaker 6: I think no, But I think that's because you guys,
Speaker 6: especially black men, is like, yeah, I get that pussy
Speaker 6: young hyper sexual.
Speaker 7: I feel like that's what led to me being so hyper,
Speaker 7: being a hyper sexual person.
Speaker 8: And I'm like, damn, I was exposed to it at
Speaker 8: a very very I.
Speaker 6: Wasn't supposed to be exposed that it nont I was like, what.
Speaker 7: Grade was I probably may have been about six years
Speaker 7: old six years six and she was fourteen. It was
Speaker 7: she was the older sister of one of my classmates,
Speaker 7: and that we had a bathroom outside like.
Speaker 8: Where the playground was.
Speaker 7: And funny is the school you know, the schools right
Speaker 7: around the corner from your your grandmother crib.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so I went there to for some camp
Speaker 5: down the blocks.
Speaker 8: Down about from your own your grandmother and uh yeah
Speaker 8: she uh.
Speaker 7: She was in the bathroom where I remember they like
Speaker 7: damn the box at like six, what's tough. I'm all
Speaker 7: I remember was kissing.
Speaker 6: And like mad because you were pressed that memory.
Speaker 7: I would never forget. I remember her name, I remember
Speaker 7: everything about that. I remember how she looked in everything.
Speaker 7: If I seen it in the street, I would remember.
Speaker 7: But I remember everything about the whole situation because and that,
Speaker 7: and I feel like that's what led to me being
Speaker 7: so hyper sexual growing up. Like I knew about porn
Speaker 7: and I knew I was I was exposed to porn
Speaker 7: at a real young age, like a real young age.
Speaker 7: Like that's another question, like what age did you know?
Speaker 7: Did you look at your meat and say this is
Speaker 7: when I got to meet it eleven, I've never yo
Speaker 7: when you've realize you could beat your me like what
Speaker 7: trick is that?
Speaker 6: That's hormones.
Speaker 7: But how so so you feel so you feel that
Speaker 7: the you be like yeah maybe.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're now in your your body's increasing in testosterone
Speaker 6: and so now you're sending the signals to your brain.
Speaker 5: Beat this motherfucker. Yeah yeah, bro, I swear I was
Speaker 5: jerking off without anybody telling me how to do it.
Speaker 8: That's what I'm saying that.
Speaker 5: It was almost like it was almost like just learning
Speaker 5: how to walk.
Speaker 6: One day, we'll do that. That's the same with women,
Speaker 6: Like we learned how to DJ, the same thing.
Speaker 5: We just we don't know master.
Speaker 8: I put it on auto auto play, like.
Speaker 5: I kid you that when I looked at my dick
Speaker 5: and I was beating that ship and it was like dry,
Speaker 5: I had like spitting there, and yeah, it wasn't feeling good.
Speaker 5: I was like eleven. And then when my dick was
Speaker 5: in my hand, no funny ship, No, don't hit the fuck.
Speaker 5: Then one day I just looked at my account. I
Speaker 5: saw vastly and I said, yo, I think vast clean
Speaker 5: and this will probably go hand in hand together. I
Speaker 5: put the vastlyan on my dick, bro, and that's when
Speaker 5: I squirted. It's all the time, yo. I hate, I
Speaker 5: hate out through this shit. But back to more president
Speaker 5: matters though. Listen, at the end of the day, I'm
Speaker 5: not here to jump down women's throat. I'm not here
Speaker 5: to jump down guy's throats. I'm here to jump down
Speaker 5: and throat to people who shouldn't know better. And I say,
Speaker 5: I have to say, yo, sometimes you have to protect
Speaker 5: people from themselves. You know what I'm saying. You're thirty
Speaker 5: whatever years old. You have a twelve year old pressing
Speaker 5: you at the end of the day, Courtney's right, like
Speaker 5: this is and this is not I'm not cases or
Speaker 5: a man or a woman thing, but as an adult,
Speaker 5: I really, really, I really hold you to a high
Speaker 5: regard because you really, shit you you're a whole adult.
Speaker 5: You're a teacher. You literally have the lives of kids
Speaker 5: in your hand every day. You literally not just protect
Speaker 5: kids and teach them, kind of shape the future of
Speaker 5: these kids. So so for you to fucking sit here
Speaker 5: and like honestly do something like that, and this is
Speaker 5: just and again and I'm not making this just a
Speaker 5: woman or a guy thing, because it goes both ways. Pause,
Speaker 5: but for you to sit here and really do that.
Speaker 5: It really kind of like kind of broke my heart
Speaker 5: a little bit.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think there's like there's been a lot of
Speaker 6: stories of teachers getting caught up and things like that,
Speaker 6: and it's just so I don't know, it's just it's
Speaker 6: so crazy because it's like, you know, you go through
Speaker 6: the background you go through background checks, you have to
Speaker 6: get fingerprinted. Well, New York you have to be fingerprinted,
Speaker 6: and you risk your livelihood and you risk the livelihood
Speaker 6: of children because of whatever sexual things that you're repressing.
Speaker 6: That's just crazy.
Speaker 5: You have no idea like how you would really shape
Speaker 5: the future of somebody for real.
Speaker 6: Right, But also there's could be a there could be
Speaker 6: a way that they themselves were probably abused and hurt people,
Speaker 6: hurt people, Right, So I've been abused, so now I
Speaker 6: want to put that power on somebody else, so I
Speaker 6: would abuse them too, And it's just a never ending cycle.
Speaker 6: It's just really it's really nasty.
Speaker 5: Thoughts, some thoughts and prayers to anybody and everybody who's
Speaker 5: ever been offended, I mean, who's ever been assaulted or
Speaker 5: hurt or harmed in any way, shape or form. But
Speaker 5: by dealing with this and also shout outs to the
Speaker 5: people who probably let me not say shoutouts. That's not
Speaker 5: the right word for those people who have probably been
Speaker 5: assaulted when they were younger and didn't even know wasn't
Speaker 5: even aware of what it was that transpired, Like I
Speaker 5: hang out from I realized, like as an adult, I'm
Speaker 5: kind of like emotionally retarded. And I say that to say,
Speaker 5: like I will be mad at something and not realize
Speaker 5: what exactly I was mad at like three days later.
Speaker 5: Sometimes I am dead assed like that. I would like, yo,
Speaker 5: this person pissed me up? What did they do to
Speaker 5: pick me? I don't know. I'm gonna get there. Sometimes
Speaker 5: it be the same thing with like how you can
Speaker 5: be like, you know, somebody major and cumble they said
Speaker 5: something or did something, but you don't.
Speaker 6: Realize that it was so comfortable until like days later.
Speaker 6: It takes time to process, especially if it's something traumatic.
Speaker 6: You need time to process it and be like, did
Speaker 6: that really happen? How did I feel about that?
Speaker 5: I don't lie. I don't give a fuck yoah. Also,
Speaker 5: as a a black person, I'm holding you to a
Speaker 5: highest standard. Bro, I don't give a fuck what it is. Bro.
Speaker 5: As a black bird, I'm holding you to a higher standard.
Speaker 5: You fucking know better. You should do better. We already
Speaker 5: have enough problems. You already start off the game down seven.
Speaker 5: Don't up the score more. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Of course, it's not going to be a decent human being,
Speaker 5: a decent adult. Look out for those who are coming
Speaker 5: up bond you.
Speaker 6: Oh look at that. You just said something sweet.
Speaker 5: Well, with that being said, I want to get a
Speaker 5: little different. So this story is a story.
Speaker 8: You be quiet.
Speaker 5: The story is a story that I want to share
Speaker 5: with you. Guys. It's about I'm just gonna read it.
Speaker 6: You wait, you wrote the story.
Speaker 5: No, this is actually a real thing that happened, right,
Speaker 5: So it says, Hey, I'm not gonna say the person's name.
Speaker 5: Let's just say Jacks. Hey Jack, I don't nigga name Jacks.
Speaker 5: Damn Hey, asshole, that works, Hey, asshole. I know I've
Speaker 5: been a little distant and I need to let you
Speaker 5: know certain things. Our last intimacy made me feel away.
Speaker 5: Don't get me wrong. Whatever you did and said, you
Speaker 5: ask for permission, which I appreciate. Oh, shut up, but
Speaker 5: spitting in the face, calling me bitch, you saying you're
Speaker 5: gonna add me to your collection or not the kind
Speaker 5: of intimacy acts that I enjoy. That completely turned me off. Basically,
Speaker 5: you're a degrader. You enjoy that, and that's fine. I
Speaker 5: just don't want to be a part of it. It
Speaker 5: was nice meeting you. This person then goes and blocks
Speaker 5: the person that she sends its message to m HM,
Speaker 5: never speaks to them again.
Speaker 6: Okay, I think that's fair.
Speaker 5: I don't think it's fair.
Speaker 6: I think that's fair. I think that's fair because she's
Speaker 6: not into that's not her kink. That's not what she's into.
Speaker 6: If she doesn't want to be degraded, then that's okay.
Speaker 6: Like I'm okay. I that is, if I don't like
Speaker 6: a certain thing to be said to me or done
Speaker 6: to me in a bedroom, that have I reserve the
Speaker 6: right to do that.
Speaker 5: Correct.
Speaker 6: So if I don't want to be called bitch, if
Speaker 6: I don't want to be spitting a face, and I
Speaker 6: don't want you to say to me like I'm part
Speaker 6: of your collection, what's suppost issue with that? That's my
Speaker 6: sexual preference. I don't want that. That's not what turns
Speaker 6: me on the bedroom.
Speaker 5: So the only issue that I have with this is
Speaker 5: there was a conversation I was had prior to the
Speaker 5: actual Intimacy Act and she signed off on all of this.
Speaker 5: Right cool. The second thing was sometimes I feel like
Speaker 5: you want to experiment with certain shit, but that don't
Speaker 5: mean that's your back, you know what I'm saying, So
Speaker 5: it goes It's almost like me saying, Hey, Cordy, let's
Speaker 5: let me put my foot in your ass, and you're
Speaker 5: like okay, and then I do it, you don't like it,
Speaker 5: and you never talk to me again. It's like I
Speaker 5: just wanted the experiment. I think it was experimenting together
Speaker 5: well best. Because the experiment went wrong, you want to
Speaker 5: penalize me for it. That's kind of like what I
Speaker 5: got from that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I can see why you would think that way,
Speaker 6: But I feel like if she maybe because a degregation kink.
Speaker 6: Some people want to try it, but when they're into it,
Speaker 6: they can feel very raw after it. And I don't
Speaker 6: think a lot of people understand that that royal feeling
Speaker 6: on how to process that royal feeling when it you
Speaker 6: know when they do it, because I have it, you know,
Speaker 6: I have a degradation king addam me. The party collection.
Speaker 6: I don't like that part that that's not sexy at all.
Speaker 6: That's not sexy at all. I'm just about like that
Speaker 6: is not sexy at all, Like, don't add that to
Speaker 6: your decoration like that, do not add that. Don't add that, right,
Speaker 6: what the fuck? But you know it's okay to experiment.
Speaker 5: Maybe I don't know how do men go about it?
Speaker 5: So the reason why I'm bringing this up is because
Speaker 5: you know, as god as men, we're already in a box. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and as a black man in a box is even smaller.
Speaker 5: White niggas be in a box like this, honestly, but
Speaker 5: as a black man, you're in a box like this.
Speaker 5: We don't really explore much. We don't really go outside
Speaker 5: of our comfort zone. They don't really do nothing for
Speaker 5: the most part. And I ain'tingna low. The women have
Speaker 5: been complaining. Women have definitely been up in the polls
Speaker 5: on us in the bedroom. My whole thing. As a guy,
Speaker 5: how do you go about experimenting? It's like you have
Speaker 5: the conversation prior and get the consent, you go ahead
Speaker 5: and you do it, and it's still backfires. As a guy,
Speaker 5: it would kind of make me not want experiment at all.
Speaker 7: Like ever, Yeah, I.
Speaker 6: Think that part of the blocking instead of having like
Speaker 6: a conversation about it, that part would have been that
Speaker 6: part was a little I think a conversation could have happened,
Speaker 6: But I think she is still in the right of
Speaker 6: saying that wasn't that was. I think she's still in
Speaker 6: the right of saying that this wasn't This wasn't it
Speaker 6: for me. But I think a conversation could have continued
Speaker 6: and say, well, okay, I'm sorry, you know, let's you
Speaker 6: want to try something else, or I won't do that anymore.
Speaker 6: Or But then again, I also think that again, people
Speaker 6: don't know when they tried degradation kings. They don't understand
Speaker 6: how royal you can feel afterwards, and don't know how
Speaker 6: to process those feelings.
Speaker 5: For the record, we're I'm not saying that anybody's wrong.
Speaker 5: I feel like as a woman, as a guy, you
Speaker 5: have any right to feel how you want to feel.
Speaker 5: We're just trying to come up with better ways and
Speaker 5: methods on trying to do certain ship. How do you
Speaker 5: feel about that?
Speaker 7: Oh? Same like, I don't feel like the blocking she
Speaker 7: was right in expressing herself, but the blocking at least
Speaker 7: let it, at least let a conversation issue about can
Speaker 7: I explain myself, but it could be.
Speaker 8: She probably said in her mind, like, oh, this what
Speaker 8: you into.
Speaker 7: I don't even want that around me, Like even if
Speaker 7: you're not into it, even if you even if you
Speaker 7: don't do that on me, just to know that you're
Speaker 7: suppressing that feeling deep down in you. It's like, nah, nigga,
Speaker 7: I don't even like that or I don't even like
Speaker 7: that energy. I don't even I don't even want to
Speaker 7: deal with that any furthermore. Like it's like if you
Speaker 7: turn if you're a nigga trying to turn a hold
Speaker 7: into a housewife, it's like she turned into a housewife.
Speaker 8: But deep down, I know you still got that dog
Speaker 8: in you.
Speaker 5: I don't want that.
Speaker 7: I don't want that dog no more. I don't want that.
Speaker 7: You're not You're not a dog no more. But I
Speaker 7: know you had it in you or you got it
Speaker 7: in you.
Speaker 8: I don't even want that.
Speaker 5: You know you're a housewife. Now shout out to that
Speaker 5: dog got buried in Pennsylvania, Pee Braxton r I p bras.
Speaker 8: So that's probably what it is.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I guess yeah. I would say this though, like, ladies,
Speaker 6: if you want to get into degredation King, Like, if
Speaker 6: you want to be the one that's degragated, just you know,
Speaker 6: make sure that your person maybe he didn't give her aftercare,
Speaker 6: because when you do that, you're supposed to give that
Speaker 6: person after care like a hug. It could be more
Speaker 6: than a hug. It's like you know, hugging, caressing and
Speaker 6: then so for me, the way that balances out my
Speaker 6: degradation King, like, once we're done, when we're cuddling, I
Speaker 6: want you to praise me afterwards, like tell me sweet nothings,
Speaker 6: And that's what balanced me out. So, ladies, if you
Speaker 6: want to get into degredation King, make sure that you're
Speaker 6: understand your your person understands aftercare and holding you and
Speaker 6: whatever after care looks like for you. But for me,
Speaker 6: it's holding me and praising me and you know, kissing me,
Speaker 6: tell me sweet nothings after.
Speaker 5: You over there in your bag, you're not.
Speaker 6: I would never deal with the man. I would do
Speaker 6: that because after care is very If we're going to
Speaker 6: do this, after care is very important.
Speaker 5: You make that boundary.
Speaker 6: Yes, I make that. I make that very clear that
Speaker 6: you have to do after care.
Speaker 8: After you want to know what's so crazy that I
Speaker 8: had to come to that.
Speaker 7: I have to I've had to come to terms with
Speaker 7: is realizing that as an adult now it's okay to
Speaker 7: like have conversations about sex and like what like I
Speaker 7: really i'd be living I think in my head, I
Speaker 7: live in such a fantasy in the movie. That's how
Speaker 7: I ended up with shit on my dick because you're
Speaker 7: just doing ship that you should not be doing and going.
Speaker 6: Aha, wait, wait, wait, wait wait, you're not just gonna
Speaker 6: ski by that.
Speaker 8: I think I told that story. I tell that story
Speaker 8: on here.
Speaker 5: I don't think she was here at the time.
Speaker 7: So me and a young lady was engaging in sexual
Speaker 7: intercourse and I pulled the old AXI purpose move on
Speaker 7: her and it poked and it slipped in she and
Speaker 7: then it came out. And no, so I'm like, she didn't,
Speaker 7: she didn't wild out like she like most women do.
Speaker 7: So I continue poked again, and then poking turned into stroking.
Speaker 7: And this wasn't premeditated, It wasn't talked about. We never
Speaker 7: had a discussion about this. We never even she never
Speaker 7: even told me she's like that or she was into that,
Speaker 7: into that, yo, stop with the eyes. So I didn't
Speaker 7: know she was into that so on one like her
Speaker 7: stomach started. I heard your stomach start bubbling up, and
Speaker 7: the next thing, you know, she let, she let once
Speaker 7: she left that fast, she pulled the y M move
Speaker 7: on me. But I never she was. She was embarrassed,
Speaker 7: but I didn't. Number One, I didn't judge because number one,
Speaker 7: nobody sent me back there. Number two, nobodybody, what are
Speaker 7: you doing in the backyard. I wouldn't play it in
Speaker 7: the dirt?
Speaker 8: Who told you to go play in the dirt?
Speaker 5: You feel me? So I wasn't.
Speaker 7: She was embarrassed, but I didn't feel no way about it,
Speaker 7: and I just took a shower, wiped it off, got
Speaker 7: her cleaned up and whatnot, and that was that. But
Speaker 7: what I was saying, what I was getting at, is
Speaker 7: like I'm so much into spontaneous behavior. It's like I
Speaker 7: just want to show you what I got going on
Speaker 7: and come to find out something girl, And I'm like,
Speaker 7: you don't like your ass? What is not going on?
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Some some yeah you can't. Like it's as much as
Speaker 6: you want to have you want to build up and
Speaker 6: have like that spontaneous sex. There's like certain things you
Speaker 6: can still have spontaneous sex. But you gotta know what
Speaker 6: they're into.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna fuck your heads up right about now, and
Speaker 7: I know this is about to go crazy. When I
Speaker 7: was younger, never you go.
Speaker 5: We have a rule you started. You gotta finish.
Speaker 8: No no, no, no, I'm not doing this finish. I'll
Speaker 8: playing with the show. All I'm gonna say is.
Speaker 5: What you guys I don't hear. We will get this
Speaker 5: all and you're not gonna come through. And if you're not,
Speaker 5: be a be an adult for once.
Speaker 8: Remember the last time I was an adult off of
Speaker 8: a joke.
Speaker 5: I understand you. I understand you understand exactly. They put
Speaker 5: him on the Saint Andrew's Cross once. Yes, so you
Speaker 5: know for that I will respect you, sir. But Corny Cory,
Speaker 5: I need your help on this. Yeah all right, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna read it and play it for you. So I
Speaker 5: saw this post right The post says, stop telling that
Speaker 5: man you've already seen it. He wants to see it again.
Speaker 5: This is what the guy said, bother.
Speaker 15: Saying this ladies like it matters that since when in
Speaker 15: the history of man has it mattered?
Speaker 5: We want to see him again?
Speaker 15: Send him titties again, Send that ass again, Send that
Speaker 15: that again. I don't care if I've already seen it.
Speaker 15: Do you not go to restaurants multiple times if you
Speaker 15: like the food? Not only do you go multiple times?
Speaker 15: You wanted the same thing. Don't you same concept? I
Speaker 15: want to see it again. Send it then you'll be
Speaker 15: trying to downplaying. It's just tennis and I like those.
Speaker 5: Send it again. It's just a booty and I like it.
Speaker 7: Send it again.
Speaker 5: I don't want I haven't shaved. Shoot if you shaved.
Speaker 5: We are visual creatures. How do y'all not know this
Speaker 5: by now?
Speaker 15: I don't care how many times we've seen it, how
Speaker 15: many times we've done it.
Speaker 5: We send it again. This is by a gentleman named
Speaker 5: Keon Pole. Paus nigga name is Keon Pole's kind of crazy,
Speaker 5: but all right, I say that to say.
Speaker 6: No, I I listen. I'll send news and it'll be
Speaker 6: different every single time. Well not every single time, but
Speaker 6: I like to switch it up from time to time.
Speaker 5: I have a question. Yeah, be honest, don't lie in
Speaker 5: my face that your recycled news more than one nigga.
Speaker 6: No, I don't recycle, mus I do not recycle. I
Speaker 6: do not much.
Speaker 5: I mean, look, hey, I had a good dick bab.
Speaker 6: Yeah, No, I don't. I don't recycle news because I
Speaker 6: get multiple lingeries and there's multiple things that I want
Speaker 6: to try or things I want to do in a video,
Speaker 6: like I don't, I don't like to.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 6: I did have one guy ask me because I had
Speaker 6: a I had a video of uh me like fucking
Speaker 6: a dildo.
Speaker 5: It's kind of tough, and but it.
Speaker 6: Was old and I kept it from myself because I liked.
Speaker 5: The visuals, but you was being off to yourself.
Speaker 7: How I like the way it looked you was being
Speaker 7: off to yourself.
Speaker 6: I like the way it loved.
Speaker 7: That's kind of that's not kind of pain, kind of tough.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I caught a flyer.
Speaker 6: I am. I never thought. I'm not even gonna deny
Speaker 6: that I am like.
Speaker 7: Beating off to yourself?
Speaker 5: Is that the name of the episode? Beating off to yourself?
Speaker 5: That's kind of crazy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And he wanted me to send it and I
Speaker 6: was like, sent the video, okay, here you go, like
Speaker 6: and I've already sent it to one person before, so
Speaker 6: I was like, that was a recycled video. So I
Speaker 6: was like, okay, only if you want it, and being
Speaker 6: hard with class honestly belongs to.
Speaker 5: The Jordan at the garden. I will say I have
Speaker 5: failed to do this one time.
Speaker 6: Failed to do it.
Speaker 5: Keep it spicy. I was talking to a girl a
Speaker 5: very long time ago, and this is before I was
Speaker 5: I was so young, I actually know no better. So
Speaker 5: in my mind a lot of this was this was
Speaker 5: a lot of all right, that's why I hate niggas.
Speaker 5: She wants. She wanted to I wanted to see my dick.
Speaker 5: So I'm like, all right, sent it the same dick. Look.
Speaker 5: I sent there the seventy seven Chicks lotion on the
Speaker 5: floor dick right above the lotion scent. And she was like,
Speaker 5: that's it, like you don't have anything else. And I
Speaker 5: was like, well, what do you want to see? Like
Speaker 5: because how like you know, like what put my dick
Speaker 5: on addressing? Like what do you want? I sent the
Speaker 5: picture with my dick nex to the remote like she
Speaker 5: kind of I don't know that.
Speaker 7: I ain't ioy growing up from high school. Now they
Speaker 7: want moaning video, give I'll.
Speaker 6: Give you some video.
Speaker 5: I will give you one word. She wanted a video
Speaker 5: of me killing somebody clapping somebody.
Speaker 7: Joint oh, And I was like, would you want me
Speaker 7: sharing me.
Speaker 5: I was like, huh, this got This is like twenty thirteen, bro,
Speaker 5: I was nowhere even up on games. She was so
Speaker 5: far ahead of her time. Looking back at it now,
Speaker 5: and I was like, why would you want to see that?
Speaker 6: She goes there's some men that actually do request us.
Speaker 5: I'm starting to see that. I'm starting to see that now.
Speaker 5: I ain't gonna front holds. I know you was the
Speaker 5: hold as so I was like, at first, I was hesitant,
Speaker 5: and then I said, you're fucking I'm gonna send. I'm
Speaker 5: gonna send it. So I sent it and then I
Speaker 5: saw that dot that the dots disappeared for like seven minutes.
Speaker 8: Call on.
Speaker 5: She not picking up texting her, She ain't texting me back.
Speaker 7: I'm like, yo, what the fuck?
Speaker 5: I put my phone down the thing, I open it
Speaker 5: while she sent one back, and I was like, this
Speaker 5: is a little a little too much for me. I
Speaker 5: never spoke to her, spoke again. But knowing now, what
Speaker 5: if I knew now? Back then? I was too horny.
Speaker 8: I was too horny.
Speaker 5: Let's start the segment on this today's episode of Two
Speaker 5: Horny Guys. We have the horns during this natural hat.
Speaker 5: These are the thoughts and views of this animal. The
Speaker 5: herd Soft Show does not condone too horny behavior or activities.
Speaker 5: It's not even that bad. Back to our real schedule programming.
Speaker 5: Back to you, dick, all right, so you know the
Speaker 5: girl too, I'll do it.
Speaker 7: After she sent the she was talking about we was
Speaker 7: talking about sex and nudes and all of that, YadA
Speaker 7: YadA YadA. So I had sent the a couple. I
Speaker 7: sent a couple of news and whatnot. So she was
Speaker 7: jagging you for me a dude. So then I was like, yo,
Speaker 7: so you gotta send something back, like send me a video.
Speaker 7: So she like, I don't got no video. I'm like,
Speaker 7: send some picture. She's like, I don't got no pictures.
Speaker 7: I don't take no pictures. YadA, YadA, YadA. So she's like,
Speaker 7: I'm like, I know you got a video or something
Speaker 7: in it. She's like, I only got like one video,
Speaker 7: but it's with me and another guy. But her ass
Speaker 7: was so fat. I had to see it. I have
Speaker 7: to see it some way or another. I had to
Speaker 7: see that ass raw.
Speaker 6: So so you watched her.
Speaker 5: I didn't.
Speaker 8: This was back.
Speaker 7: This was a couple of years ago, so iPhone the
Speaker 7: camera quality wasn't that good, but I was willing to
Speaker 7: watch her.
Speaker 8: I think get clapped just to see the ass.
Speaker 5: Was it worth it?
Speaker 8: I think it was media. I didn't beat. You know,
Speaker 8: the girl's snh man, Haiti.
Speaker 5: Bro, all your chicks is Haitien shout out to the
Speaker 5: But that's very interesting.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that was down bad.
Speaker 7: So I don't think that's it wasn't not because coming
Speaker 7: from that, it is kind of like porn. But I
Speaker 7: want to be like when I watched porn stars, I
Speaker 7: don't really want to beat port. I told you, like,
Speaker 7: I'm very honest.
Speaker 6: Wait wait, you really don't. There's no porn start out there.
Speaker 6: You're like, damn, I really would love the fuck.
Speaker 7: I tried to have sex with a sex worker before
Speaker 7: and it didn't work out too well. And I realized
Speaker 7: that my body just doesn't react to sex workers. It
Speaker 7: really just doesn't.
Speaker 8: It doesn't. It really just doesn't. Like she was a
Speaker 8: stripper and like I just pa and it just couldn't
Speaker 8: get it.
Speaker 7: Up, Like it got up for a little while and
Speaker 7: it was just and when I tell you, this girl
Speaker 7: pulled out the tricks for me, like headstand, handstand all everything.
Speaker 6: You just felt like another customer and it was just
Speaker 6: like I'm not.
Speaker 8: I can't, I couldn't do it.
Speaker 6: Did you did you feel like another customer? You didn't
Speaker 6: feel like you were kind of special to her?
Speaker 7: I don't even know if I even got that deep
Speaker 7: in thought because it happened with another another sex worker.
Speaker 8: I don't remember what she did exactly sex workers.
Speaker 5: She had to run it BADU to see like maybe
Speaker 5: maybe it was just her.
Speaker 7: Maybe it's just her, and I ran it back and
Speaker 7: it's like, I just don't it just don't do it
Speaker 7: for me, Like it just just don't get it for me.
Speaker 6: I wonder why that is. That's why I was asking you.
Speaker 6: Is it because you felt you didn't feel special?
Speaker 7: Special?
Speaker 8: That could it?
Speaker 7: Could It could be that like maybe like they're they're
Speaker 7: so open sexually, it doesn't feel maybe it could be
Speaker 7: entitlement because it's so they're so open sexually with what
Speaker 7: they do that it doesn't feel exclusive for me. You
Speaker 7: feel me so that that's what it possibly could be.
Speaker 7: Of course, there's point. There's point stars that I that
Speaker 7: I might would try to try to try to try
Speaker 7: to run down on will not try to run down
Speaker 7: But if the opportunity presented itself, I've tried to I'll
Speaker 7: try to kill but.
Speaker 5: Actually had an opportunity to do that.
Speaker 8: I've I've never lived that life.
Speaker 5: Bro spaces.
Speaker 7: And I just know and I was just learned like
Speaker 7: they'd be doing meetups like fifty dollars meetups or something
Speaker 7: like that, or hunting out whatever whatever they charging all.
Speaker 5: I don't know you know those twenties real well, No
Speaker 5: I haven't.
Speaker 6: But l youm for making that happen with the show,
Speaker 6: for making that happen for you.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I didn't go through it. I just had
Speaker 5: the opportunity.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, No, I wouldn't go through it yesterday.
Speaker 6: Have you since you've been a part of the show.
Speaker 7: Is.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, yes, before I got before I got on
Speaker 6: the show.
Speaker 5: So used to be this girl on BBWA.
Speaker 8: And yeah BBW Highway?
Speaker 5: What is that? Yeah? Is a website? Is a site
Speaker 5: for BW? Oh that's his thing? That's his thing?
Speaker 8: Did you make it?
Speaker 7: That is? That is a thing?
Speaker 5: Yeah? So a Courtney. Have you ever requested or got
Speaker 5: a video for God clapping somebody else?
Speaker 6: And I don't want it?
Speaker 8: You don't want it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 8: But why not?
Speaker 6: Though I don't want it?
Speaker 5: What not?
Speaker 6: Because I want to make my own video. I don't
Speaker 6: need another video. Let's make our own video.
Speaker 5: What if it's long distance, long distance you only to
Speaker 5: see him like a couple times a year, we can
Speaker 5: make a video. You ain't see him yet, you met him,
Speaker 5: you might have met him. He left, y'all talking, y'all vibe,
Speaker 5: but he's on Australia. He'll be back in March.
Speaker 6: Crazy. I don't want I really don't want to see anyone.
Speaker 6: I don't think I want to see it. But we
Speaker 6: can make our own was never sending me no damn news.
Speaker 5: Some people don't uncomfortable news.
Speaker 6: People are uncomfortable with news. They don't feel comfortable like
Speaker 6: doing it because of several things like oh what if
Speaker 6: we break up and you use those things and even
Speaker 6: though revenge portin is illegal, that or they just don't
Speaker 6: want you their bodies and multiple people phones.
Speaker 7: I feel like in high school that was like kind
Speaker 7: of like a monster, like I don't want, But I
Speaker 7: feel like as adults now, somebody's like, yo, bro, I
Speaker 7: was this person was attracted to you.
Speaker 8: Y'all had a history. Y'all will go and like revenge poorn,
Speaker 8: like this is stupid.
Speaker 6: Like you would be you would she surprised.
Speaker 8: No connocence.
Speaker 7: Well I'm talking about, well, how people could I'm talking
Speaker 7: about like the way society would try to judge somebody
Speaker 7: for sending nudes.
Speaker 8: Just like bro, I am thirty years old. We was
Speaker 8: talking for such and such amount of time.
Speaker 7: Of course he got a picture of my titties or
Speaker 7: my couchie in his phone, so it's not even that deep.
Speaker 7: I feel like if anybody was to judge somebody as
Speaker 7: much of a prude as I am, I feel like
Speaker 7: to judge somebody if somebody got to picture they titties
Speaker 7: or they put you the farm saying they're like all
Speaker 7: you gots like fucked up.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna keep it a hundred. I understand why people
Speaker 5: don' want to send dudes. I understand why, though I
Speaker 5: have been in a situation that has made me no
Speaker 5: longer want to send nudes.
Speaker 6: You don't send news anymore. Your girl don't got no
Speaker 6: news of you.
Speaker 5: No, she's not in She just rather see me in
Speaker 5: person in it. Yeah, okay, So so all you guys
Speaker 5: do know, I'm always trying to be creative, trying to
Speaker 5: do something different. I like to keep things spicy. I
Speaker 5: don't like to be predictable. I don't want nobody to
Speaker 5: know my next move. So this is when I was
Speaker 5: on Twitter, scrolling on Twitter and scrolling on Twitter, and
Speaker 5: I saw this girl say, Yo, this nigga's nude is
Speaker 5: the best nude I've ever seen in my life. Out
Speaker 5: of my head, like I thought, I was the best
Speaker 5: nude I've ever seen in my life. The fuck did
Speaker 5: he do? That? Was so special? So I click on it?
Speaker 6: Why would you mean?
Speaker 5: So? I want to fucking know what the fuck he
Speaker 5: was doing? You doing, Kobe? Click on it and this guy.
Speaker 8: Nothing bent over.
Speaker 5: No, I'm pretty close. He has a video of him
Speaker 5: stroking his dick, but he's standing up with the phone
Speaker 5: on the floor, so all you see is dicking, asshole
Speaker 5: and he just stroking his ship. And she's like, yo,
Speaker 5: my god, his view is so fire.
Speaker 6: So I'm like, know, died, Oh, this is what you
Speaker 6: try to do it yourself and you put it.
Speaker 5: I didn't try I did it, no girl. I mean yeah,
Speaker 5: but that wasn't a bad part. The girl had requested
Speaker 5: a new from me before and I sent it and
Speaker 5: she was in love with I put that ship in
Speaker 5: slow mold like me. When he was stopping bullets. She
Speaker 5: was fired, So I said, y'all, I about to hit
Speaker 5: her with some ship. So I hit her with the
Speaker 5: fucking thing with the view that the nigga did And
Speaker 5: she was like, why would you send that? I was like,
Speaker 5: you said you wanted a nude. She goes, yeah, bud,
Speaker 5: I don't. Why would you send it like this though?
Speaker 7: And I was like, how was shy to be creative?
Speaker 5: She goes, you need to do like what you know.
Speaker 5: I like, like what I asked for. And I was like,
Speaker 5: so you don't like this and she was like, nah,
Speaker 5: this ain't You want to know what's so fun?
Speaker 6: Probably got much more button than anything, button than anything not.
Speaker 5: That thing was staging Papa someone. But she was like, no, no,
Speaker 5: on my screen, nigga, think of ship two dug.
Speaker 8: Forty two.
Speaker 16: I had allowed forty two thousands nigga seen in my life.
Speaker 16: You haven't looked at forty two dumb for that nigga
Speaker 16: sticking in the pot. Thigga thinking of greats yo, nigga
Speaker 16: like a like a bowl of oatmeal.
Speaker 5: When I said that to say, yeah, I never wanted
Speaker 5: to say nudes again after.
Speaker 7: That, because you know how much or that I won't
Speaker 7: even say audashy, because in this generation it's made to
Speaker 7: seem so like it's such a bad thing to do.
Speaker 7: But the fact that she kept it a hundred and said,
Speaker 7: I don't like this when you hear about women lots
Speaker 7: after we've been married for ten years, and you mean
Speaker 7: to tell me all ten years you hated our sets?
Speaker 8: You mean you stuck through this for ten years on
Speaker 8: bad sets?
Speaker 5: Why are you subbing envy? Sorry?
Speaker 6: Why are you selling for MB.
Speaker 5: That's why you subbing? Why you subbing envy?
Speaker 6: Subbing envy? So I had no listen. On the show,
Speaker 6: we promote that women keep it one hundred about what
Speaker 6: they like and what they don't like, especially when they're
Speaker 6: receiving something from other people. I'm a big advocate for
Speaker 6: that because I'm not going to be sitting you fucking
Speaker 6: on me and I don't like none of the ship
Speaker 6: that you're doing.
Speaker 5: Hell no, I've been wondering it's a good time.
Speaker 8: What do men do that you just that women can?
Speaker 8: A woman cannot like like not.
Speaker 6: Eating pussy right, not stroking right like rhythm like no
Speaker 6: no really yeah like jack, Yeah, I'm again not eating
Speaker 6: pussy right? Uh yes, coming five, that's not fault.
Speaker 5: That's not our fucking fault, God dammit.
Speaker 6: Yeah, or just like not not not being aware of
Speaker 6: my my my body mechanisms right like if I'm squirming,
Speaker 6: why are you going harder? That means I don't I'm
Speaker 6: not particularly like well uh huh so.
Speaker 7: Yeah, men in the room, men in the room question,
Speaker 7: do y'all get the first nut off first before they come?
Speaker 5: No, I can't do that.
Speaker 8: What I'm talking I'm talking about before they come, like
Speaker 8: come to the house.
Speaker 5: Oh, I ain't gonna lie. I had I don't had
Speaker 5: a chick with some ship like that before. Hell, yeah,
Speaker 5: it depends.
Speaker 6: First of all, my apple watched that you're in allowed environment.
Speaker 5: Sus Seriously, damn, what where the are you reina whole life?
Speaker 6: That's never happened in the studio, that's crazy studio.
Speaker 5: I definitely have done that, though I didn't think she
Speaker 5: was coming. No, no, no, no, no, I mean perfectly.
Speaker 5: I've done it on purpose too. You've never done that,
Speaker 5: not for the not for the first time, though.
Speaker 7: You God favor you rolling dice. You want a God's
Speaker 7: favorite rolling dice. I got into some box before that
Speaker 7: I was dying for and was like, I have to
Speaker 7: make up. I had to lie and put one.
Speaker 5: Of my old minds. God our son, all I'm gonna.
Speaker 14: Say is you got shot on stag while I go
Speaker 14: on reload. Son, there's so much pressure as a diggers,
Speaker 14: I know what's up too early.
Speaker 6: And I was so mad that on your friend is crazy.
Speaker 7: I had to make up a faith comment. Yo, I'm
Speaker 7: sitting on the edge I'm talking about I got into
Speaker 7: a full character. I'm sitting on the edge of the
Speaker 7: bed with the gun in my hand, like, Yo, I'm
Speaker 7: gonna go get these niggas. And she's sitting there like,
Speaker 7: oh my god, baby, I'm so anything that I could do.
Speaker 6: I'm like, nahs, MANU what that is so fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 8: Downtown, You know that is so.
Speaker 7: Ridiculous sitting there with I'm sitting there with the gun
Speaker 7: in my hand at the edge of the bed like, nah,
Speaker 7: you see what men do.
Speaker 6: Instead, I'm saying, Yo, you got y'all kind of sucked
Speaker 6: up right now. Let me just let me listen to
Speaker 6: her life.
Speaker 7: But y'all, I'm sitting like, nah, niggas got my mass
Speaker 7: fucked up? My fun out of here until I get
Speaker 7: over to the block. Is up et special the moment.
Speaker 7: So funny is because she's really whole on the bed,
Speaker 7: like baby, I'm soissit on the back of my neck.
Speaker 5: Besides me, I'm like you just.
Speaker 7: Saying like yo, I'm just sitting there like LRD, just
Speaker 7: slip this thing.
Speaker 5: Reload the load, reload, reload.
Speaker 8: I'm in the I said, hold on, I gotta I
Speaker 8: said you, I gotta w to the bathroom quick.
Speaker 7: I gotta get a breathing. I'm in the bathroom wopping
Speaker 7: my ship up. It is because here's why this is
Speaker 7: gonna sound crazy. It's because I was having unprotected sex
Speaker 7: with my girlfriend for so long, and I was cheating
Speaker 7: on her, and this, damn I said this on this podcast.
Speaker 8: What am I doing?
Speaker 5: It's too late, you gotta finish.
Speaker 7: I wasn't cheating on her. I wasn't cheating on her.
Speaker 7: I wasn't cheating on it. I wasn't cheating on I
Speaker 7: wasn't cheating on it. I wasn't cheating on God.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 8: You know when I do the math, when I do
Speaker 8: the math, when I do the math, I wasn't not
Speaker 8: cheating on her.
Speaker 5: I wasn't yelling on.
Speaker 6: The break all of a sudden, the math.
Speaker 5: All of a sudden, the maths maths.
Speaker 8: On a break, I was on the something he wasn't
Speaker 8: he wasn't dating, we wasn't talking or something like that,
Speaker 8: and what's it?
Speaker 5: What's this about this time?
Speaker 8: I think so?
Speaker 7: But you know, when you having condom you're not having
Speaker 7: not condom sex. It's like, so I had condom sets
Speaker 7: and my dick wasn't used to being in the condoms.
Speaker 7: So it was just got real like deflated.
Speaker 5: I ain't gonna front.
Speaker 8: I didn't know what was going on.
Speaker 5: I want to make a funing, but I've definitely been there.
Speaker 5: You feel me like when you having sex unprotected for
Speaker 5: so long and he put on a condom, making like
Speaker 5: you got a fucking north face like.
Speaker 6: I've had that happen, not to me, but like to
Speaker 6: the guy that was like, I was like, I'm not
Speaker 6: fucking without a condom and he was like, well this
Speaker 6: is limp and I step up and I'm going.
Speaker 8: Wow, you get it up my mind?
Speaker 5: Yo, you know you know it' stuff fucking attitude.
Speaker 7: That's the ship. I got a post for that gun.
Speaker 5: Hold second, it's.
Speaker 7: Because it's like you this got over.
Speaker 5: I got my gun sist, this girl wrote. As soon
Speaker 5: as I hit get it hard for me, I irritated. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I keep seeing that like it don't work or something
Speaker 5: because I'm not a mechanic.
Speaker 6: No, there's there's a difference. I can get it up
Speaker 6: for you, and I don't have no problem doing that.
Speaker 6: But when you're saying that you want to have unprotected
Speaker 6: sex with me because your your dick can't function in
Speaker 6: the condom, that's where I draw. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: But I'm gonna get it up for you. But we
Speaker 6: don't have to product sex because you want to.
Speaker 5: That's lokey. While you just stay with your shorty because
Speaker 5: you can't go back to the streets with a condom.
Speaker 5: It's like getting that's like getting demoted going back to
Speaker 5: a condom.
Speaker 8: It's no blood because there's no blood, no love for me.
Speaker 5: That ship is fucking nuts. But but yo, men as guys,
Speaker 5: I don't like we joke about it, but niggas go
Speaker 5: through a lot of pressure with like trying to meet
Speaker 5: standards in the bedroom for real. I'm watching the show
Speaker 5: right now. It's call All the Queen's Men. It's one
Speaker 5: of the best shows I've watched in a very long time.
Speaker 5: It's like p Valley, but with male strippers. Right, it's
Speaker 5: like with Evil when go Eil pick for this main star, Yo,
Speaker 5: she is killing his role. So long stare is this
Speaker 5: girl named Dom was fucking one of the male strippers
Speaker 5: named Big Deep. Right, chill out, let me walk through
Speaker 5: this Big Deep we'll call nigga David. David throwing it
Speaker 5: down for Mad Long. Donald was giving him no play. Finally,
Speaker 5: that was a ie. Man gets his niggas some box.
Speaker 5: This nigga David. I swear like it was grand open
Speaker 5: and grand closing, like the nigga just got in and
Speaker 5: just fucked up, like ah shit, like I've done it already.
Speaker 5: And she stopped fuck with him after that, like that
Speaker 5: was just a one shot. He got it and he
Speaker 5: blew it and she never spun the block. And I
Speaker 5: feel like girls don't understand, like as a girl, you
Speaker 5: can have me, Like guys are very understanding. Remember when
Speaker 5: he said, yeah, has a little shit streak, Like y'ah,
Speaker 5: he ain't judging enough. Women are not as understanding for
Speaker 5: niggas as we all fit for y'all when they come
Speaker 5: to like not meeting sexual expectations like as a guy,
Speaker 5: like in the beginning, if you don't hit that right
Speaker 5: on the margin in the very beginning, it's kind of
Speaker 5: curtains for you. No funny shit.
Speaker 6: I think I think there's a level of grace that
Speaker 6: you was supposed to give so when you first have
Speaker 6: sex with them, only because you may not they may
Speaker 6: not know what touches you know, so all your buttons,
Speaker 6: and I think, like maybe the first time, okay, yeah,
Speaker 6: he didn't quite hit where I wanted to go, But
Speaker 6: let's have a conversation afterwards, so the next time we
Speaker 6: have sex that she's gonna be fire. But I think
Speaker 6: it's okay to give someone grace the first time.
Speaker 5: Have you ever had to give grace?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Have you ever? Have you ever needed to receive grace?
Speaker 6: Receive?
Speaker 5: Yes, you know, once the girls start thinking, it's like
Speaker 5: when they look to the right, like.
Speaker 6: Last place. But I don't know because a man's never
Speaker 6: told me, oh yeah, that wasn't what I nigga would
Speaker 6: I would so again, I would never know if I
Speaker 6: judge myself and say, you know what, that wasn't the best, Like,
Speaker 6: oh I didn't ride that the best way I could.
Speaker 6: I could say that, But like I've never had a
Speaker 6: man come to me and say, oh, you know.
Speaker 5: Niggas a pussy. A nigga would never tell your ship
Speaker 5: was bad. He might have started, he might not answer
Speaker 5: your text again, but he'll never tell you I ain't
Speaker 5: gonna lie there. I wasn't. A girl would tell you like, yo,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna hold you, big bro, the saint, the one.
Speaker 8: I don't think A girl I don't think. I don't think.
Speaker 5: I don't think.
Speaker 8: No, I don't think.
Speaker 5: So you don't think a girl would tell them there
Speaker 5: just sitting lit.
Speaker 7: It depends on the type of women you're having sexual
Speaker 7: because I feel like women who are in certain who
Speaker 7: are very.
Speaker 8: In tune with what they want and how they want
Speaker 8: it done and.
Speaker 7: Things of that nature, they might be a little bit
Speaker 7: more open, but I feel like more women are more
Speaker 7: reserved on the sexual side. As to as think about it,
Speaker 7: look at how many countless times you hear about women
Speaker 7: talking about they've.
Speaker 6: Been in ten year relationships or five year marriages and
Speaker 6: this that, and they've.
Speaker 8: Never had an orgasm, And it's like, what the this
Speaker 8: is news to me?
Speaker 5: You feel me?
Speaker 7: So it sounds good because you're hearing like one out
Speaker 7: you're hearing you maybe hear one or two stories, or
Speaker 7: you may see a Twitter blow up, but that's all.
Speaker 7: It really goes to a Twitter blow up or aggravation
Speaker 7: where you find out, oh, I wasn't doing what I
Speaker 7: was supposed to do.
Speaker 8: It's always it's.
Speaker 7: Always after, it's always after a it's always an people
Speaker 7: rather make it an embarrassing.
Speaker 8: Moment than a teachable moment.
Speaker 7: You know, they take it to it always has to
Speaker 7: always got to go there before you could have talked
Speaker 7: to me and told me what it was you feel me,
Speaker 7: or we make it a discarding moment you feel me
Speaker 7: as opposed to and ghosting, as opposed.
Speaker 8: To letting me know.
Speaker 7: Hey, you know, I'm gonna keep it a hundred. I'm
Speaker 7: used to certain things. I'm used to this, I'm used
Speaker 7: to that, and you just didn't meet that criteria. So
Speaker 7: that that that's that's where it's at.
Speaker 5: You know, it's funny when you said people rather make
Speaker 5: it an embarrassing moment than a teaching moment. My mind wandered,
Speaker 5: have you ever been having sex with somebody and they
Speaker 5: have in that moment become your sexual blooper? But they
Speaker 5: have no idea like give you an example. Yeah, my virginity.
Speaker 5: We'll get to that.
Speaker 6: I don't see what a booper, and then I'm gonna
Speaker 6: connect the dots what you said.
Speaker 5: I was having sex with Discourt one time and she
Speaker 5: was mad short. I'm a little taller than her. I'm
Speaker 5: a lot taller than her, so I kind of got
Speaker 5: to like bend down, like get in on you on
Speaker 5: the edge of the bed. So I just left the gym.
Speaker 5: So I bend down and I get in that ship.
Speaker 5: As I get in that show, I'm like, oh, what
Speaker 5: the fuck? She thought her box was lit? No, I
Speaker 5: had a Charlie horse, So I'm fucking fault. So like
Speaker 5: this part of my foot is going to my asshole
Speaker 5: and I'm just fucking like this. I'm like, say you
Speaker 5: this pussy fire right, and I'm like, yeah, it's fire back.
Speaker 5: I'm like, bitch, I need some electrolytes. I was like, yo, son.
Speaker 5: In my mind, I'm like, she got no idea. This
Speaker 5: is going on my highlight of sexual bloopers. So I
Speaker 5: just have to say, if you ever had a moment
Speaker 5: with somebody where this is a blooper, but they probably
Speaker 5: don't know.
Speaker 6: I probably have a bunch of them. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 6: You gotta cover it up and be like, oh no,
Speaker 6: that it's fine. Well I have to think about this.
Speaker 6: I have to think about this.
Speaker 5: Come back to me, So let's talk about your grand opening.
Speaker 7: It can't talpy the funniest one. I just remember, like
Speaker 7: when I was losing my virginity, like her head, my
Speaker 7: head is on the missionary, my head is on the
Speaker 7: left side, on the right side of her face. She's
Speaker 7: looking to the left, and I'm staring looking at the wall,
Speaker 7: and I'm.
Speaker 17: Like, God, it's like when you first drive a call
Speaker 17: by yourself after to get your license that I will never.
Speaker 5: Forget that book. I'm looking at the wall.
Speaker 6: I think I could probably uh one time by accident
Speaker 6: and I had to clean it up afterwards. Like but
Speaker 6: I was giving a guy a head and I accidentally
Speaker 6: threw up a little bit on the deck, and I
Speaker 6: didn't want him to know that I did, so I
Speaker 6: kind of look.
Speaker 7: I no, you did not, Oh my god.
Speaker 5: It was mad heart burning.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, a real nigga.
Speaker 6: And I cleaned. I cleaned on my back through. I
Speaker 6: was like, no, no, no, I got it.
Speaker 7: I got it.
Speaker 6: I got it.
Speaker 5: Acid reflex, damn, my nigga. And he was drinking that
Speaker 5: name Chipotle.
Speaker 7: Relaxed, That's not my fault.
Speaker 5: I ain't on front. I feel I ain't gona lie.
Speaker 5: I violated shorty one time. Damn violator is tough violating
Speaker 5: and I want to apologize. She ain't gonna never hear this,
Speaker 5: wna apologize whatever. I knew this is gonna happen, but
Speaker 5: it was just so fire. I don't really give a fuck.
Speaker 5: So she like say, this is the end of the
Speaker 5: bad She laying down like this on the edge right
Speaker 5: when you know when they can come up behind you
Speaker 5: like you run like big spoon, little school. So I
Speaker 5: slide in there and I'm in the ship. I'm in
Speaker 5: that ship. And then I started going doing my thing now.
Speaker 5: So now I'm really in there. You feel me, and
Speaker 5: you know each stroke she kind of like moved a little,
Speaker 5: she moved up. I'm I got you, I got you.
Speaker 5: You feel me. So on this one particular stroke, I
Speaker 5: didn't have her. So I gave him like one heart thrust.
Speaker 6: Did you fall off the bed?
Speaker 5: This nigga fell off the bed and I ain't gonna
Speaker 5: hold you. I feel like I could have saved her,
Speaker 5: but I didn't. And the only thing that I saw
Speaker 5: you remember in Captain America and went to Souldier when
Speaker 5: when Bucky fell off the fucking train and he just
Speaker 5: like and she's just looking at me. Oh my god.
Speaker 13: Hell.
Speaker 5: She tried to she tried to catch me, and I
Speaker 5: was just like, yo, I'm sorry, I'm trying. I didn't
Speaker 5: know what yo, bro. I was so fucking weak, my
Speaker 5: nigga until she got up in her eye. Bro, I
Speaker 5: was busted open. You know when I had the old
Speaker 5: bed with a little steel frame on the side.
Speaker 6: My gosh, yo, bro, I would never come back.
Speaker 7: When y'all both acknowledged the blooper. Yeah, I love that likenection.
Speaker 7: That's cool, Like you ever like a girl.
Speaker 5: Was No, No, that's actually painful.
Speaker 7: Like the.
Speaker 8: Are you to pull back or too high up?
Speaker 5: Yeah, mister spots, Yeah yeah, it'd be funny, but that
Speaker 5: would be the I ripped the girls clip number mine.
Speaker 6: You ripped the what a clip?
Speaker 7: Yo?
Speaker 8: Bro? What do you be on?
Speaker 6: How you a CP?
Speaker 7: How did you know?
Speaker 6: How did you physically?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 6: How could you physically?
Speaker 8: I think what happened was she wasn't riding. I was
Speaker 8: in her and.
Speaker 7: Somebody I think somebody zig the other person zagged and
Speaker 7: like a like the force just did something and she
Speaker 7: was in excruciating pain. She had to go to the
Speaker 7: doctor to go get her who ha like done?
Speaker 5: What is wrong with yo? All right man, all right,
Speaker 5: y'all to start the show.
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's start the show.
Speaker 5: Good even, Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the Hardest soft show,
Speaker 5: a place where men and women talk about the things
Speaker 5: that we like and don't like about sex, the things
Speaker 5: that makes us hard or what.
Speaker 8: Or soft or dry.
Speaker 5: I'm sitting here with the light skin, right skin, the promiscuous,
Speaker 5: promiscuous is not the worst. What's the word I'm looking for?
Speaker 5: You know, I'm babble words. Mysterious, Sorry, mysterious, Sorry, you
Speaker 5: know it got We got the got riscuous, mysterious, promiscuous, mysterious,
Speaker 5: ray mysterio, Lakers and seven Man say it with the mysterious,
Speaker 5: the intelligent, the beautiful, the shiny, the kinkiest.
Speaker 8: Shame stop No, that's okay about me.
Speaker 6: See, this is what happens when you have a light
Speaker 6: skinn nigga on the show.
Speaker 5: For one light skinned nigga and both of y'all y'all
Speaker 5: fighting right now. I'm here with Courtney chavon a ka
Speaker 5: big shav if you're nasty, how he told today.
Speaker 6: I'm good. I'm a little sleepy, but we are.
Speaker 5: I see, I see. How was your well? You know,
Speaker 5: we'll talk about that later. Yeah, And to the right,
Speaker 5: we have a revisit from the earlier days of hard
Speaker 5: as offt You guys know me, you know we actually
Speaker 5: we came on this show what was a very ship,
Speaker 5: very long ass time ago, and he has gotten worse
Speaker 5: since then. Ladies and gentlemen, we have bro man from
Speaker 5: the fifth floor. It's crazy how we do it today.
Speaker 5: I'm blessing how you feel.
Speaker 8: I like to hear that.
Speaker 5: I like to hear that.
Speaker 7: I like to hear that.
Speaker 5: So you guys know what time it is, right, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna get straight to the point. We're done with the
Speaker 5: fore play. We want to know what got you hard
Speaker 5: this week? Now, when we say hard, I mean something
Speaker 5: that got you in the mood, something that aroused you,
Speaker 5: something that got you hard clearly or what you guys
Speaker 5: want to go first, could get hard. It could. Corn
Speaker 5: also got a dick, but that's a different story for
Speaker 5: a different day. Off.
Speaker 6: What got me hard this week was not being dragged
Speaker 6: to hell wait, what what does that mean? Meaning not
Speaker 6: someone dragging me to hell with them? Oh, that's what
Speaker 6: got me, That's what got me hard.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's that's that's deep. Snap fingers snap still our niggas,
Speaker 5: So what got you hard this week? My brother?
Speaker 8: Nothing.
Speaker 7: I'm in a very iso state in my life right
Speaker 7: about now, and I'm practicing Uh, I can't say seem
Speaker 7: of retention. I'm practicing sexual retention, so I'm not exposing
Speaker 7: my mind to lustful thoughts and things of that nature.
Speaker 6: Then on this show, that's crazy crazy, See how.
Speaker 8: Much I love him? Keep your love?
Speaker 5: So what got me hard this week? So this is
Speaker 5: gonna be good. I'm going somewhere with this, right, So
Speaker 5: you gotta walk with me and take it. Take a
Speaker 5: slow watching you get to take take a walk ways
Speaker 5: and gentlemen's take a walk. So I was watching basketball
Speaker 5: because I usually do. Okay, relax, No, the niggas didn't
Speaker 5: get me horny about KT at the three. But no,
Speaker 5: but it's funny though. So I was watching. I was
Speaker 5: watching some clips on like Kevin Durant. Right, Kevin Durant
Speaker 5: is one of my favorite players, and he got this
Speaker 5: thing like the word the one word that really sticks
Speaker 5: out with me a lot with basketball is efficiency pretty
Speaker 5: much how good you can do something with like minimum
Speaker 5: effort required? Right efficiency you could get a lot for
Speaker 5: a little a little bit of gas, give you a
Speaker 5: lot of knowledge. Efficient, And Katie is a very like
Speaker 5: efficient basketball player. And then I started to think about
Speaker 5: how could that translate to like sex? Is it such
Speaker 5: a thing as an efficient sex? So my whole thing
Speaker 5: over the last couple of years I try to be
Speaker 5: as efficient as possible, like with sex. So of course
Speaker 5: you know you're gonna go, you're gonna go long rounds whatever.
Speaker 5: Who Well, you're trying to get a little quickie. How
Speaker 5: efficient can you be? For real? So it got me
Speaker 5: hard this week was me to myself, say, y'all want
Speaker 5: to be efficient with this with my lady? And I
Speaker 5: was kind of efficient with a little quickie. I'm not
Speaker 5: really a good quickie type of nigga. My quick he's
Speaker 5: always turn into like a long ass text message. I
Speaker 5: don't know how to get showing to the point. But
Speaker 5: I was a real real short session. You know, I
Speaker 5: did what I had to do. I paid attention, I
Speaker 5: know what directors to go into, I know how to
Speaker 5: do this how to do that? And I also feel
Speaker 5: more like a testament to me, like, you know, still
Speaker 5: trying to learn my partner for real. And you know,
Speaker 5: also like the progress I made with like you know,
Speaker 5: trying to figure her out the things that she like
Speaker 5: and how I can do things that she liked the
Speaker 5: way that she liked reference to like efficiency. So yeah,
Speaker 5: that's kind of like what got me hard today. And
Speaker 5: I want everybody to go out there and try to,
Speaker 5: you know, try to practice efficiency sometimes with sex. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you want to go long and you know, long and strong,
Speaker 5: but can you do can you make it quick? Though,
Speaker 5: if you're really nice with it? Could you make this
Speaker 5: ship quick? Now? You got three balls? Could you give
Speaker 5: me a a verse in my life with three balls?
Speaker 8: Try to be in my place about that?
Speaker 5: Well, I used too quick.
Speaker 8: People like him with the enemies.
Speaker 7: Nah, she you know, in our immature minds, you think
Speaker 7: the long you going, you putting in pain, you over
Speaker 7: everlasting and you got dick forever x y Z.
Speaker 8: And she was honest with me.
Speaker 7: She had a conversation. She said, listen, I love our sex.
Speaker 7: You know exactly what to do, you know exactly how
Speaker 7: to do it. She said, I don't need. She said,
Speaker 7: all I need is ten minutes. All is twenty thirty minutes.
Speaker 7: You'll be trying to carry on with She said, I
Speaker 7: respect that, I understand you, but I only need ten minutes.
Speaker 7: She said, what you do? You know exactly how? She said,
Speaker 7: I don't need multiple orgass. She said, you give me
Speaker 7: my two, you get yours, and that's.
Speaker 5: Great for me.
Speaker 6: I don't blame her because I don't like I don't
Speaker 6: like longe sex either. Really, I don't like going like
Speaker 6: thirty forty minutes, like give me give me out in
Speaker 6: twenty twenty five minutes.
Speaker 8: I feel like I feel like that's another thing like
Speaker 8: in growing up.
Speaker 7: There's so much myths that you hear about growing up
Speaker 7: as like oldest nigga quick pop of your eye, so
Speaker 7: five minutes when you hear niggas talk about now, when
Speaker 7: I hear people talk about sex for hours, I'd be like,
Speaker 7: what come be me?
Speaker 5: Kind of boxing? Be me?
Speaker 8: What kind of box you get?
Speaker 6: Couldn't be me?
Speaker 8: It used to be on my ass.
Speaker 5: Bout that boy?
Speaker 6: Give me twenty twenty five of the physical sex four
Speaker 6: plaqun lasts as long as it can, but the.
Speaker 8: Actual four player los start I want to I want
Speaker 8: to cut you forgotten art. Yes, yeah, four players.
Speaker 5: Kobe Kobe before we go any further. It's funny that
Speaker 5: you do say that, actually do have a video.
Speaker 13: We're gonna come back to what kind of what are
Speaker 13: three six myths that you grew up believing As a child,
Speaker 13: I thought you could get pregnant.
Speaker 6: At any time with money.
Speaker 13: I found out you can only get pregnant when you're ovulation,
Speaker 13: which is like one week out of the money. It's
Speaker 13: kind of hard to get pregnant, Loky, especially as you.
Speaker 6: I don't be frying.
Speaker 7: If it's only one week off.
Speaker 6: The month, and if you fucking a lot, It's like,
Speaker 6: you know what I'm saying. But I feel like, if
Speaker 6: you're fucking a lot in that week, yeah, then time
Speaker 6: my scrawl is a pregnant girl on my timeline. They
Speaker 6: definitely be pregnant.
Speaker 13: Definitely thought you could get pregnant from Kissey.
Speaker 8: Oh that's a good one.
Speaker 6: Yeah, element school based.
Speaker 7: I used to think like.
Speaker 5: If you had like a hickey, like you were a whore.
Speaker 13: Girls that had Hickey's, Oh my god, you were a
Speaker 13: nasty slut.
Speaker 7: You let somebody kiss your neck. See.
Speaker 13: I went to school with a lot of Latinos, and
Speaker 13: they used to they used to stay with a Hey,
Speaker 13: they used to.
Speaker 5: Be getting down, like shout out to the beautiful ladies
Speaker 5: from port. Since we hear I want one sexual myth
Speaker 5: from everybody in his room starting off with yesterday, Yes,
Speaker 5: I need one sexual myth that you, as an adult
Speaker 5: realized was just a myth.
Speaker 11: Saying about having sex for a long time. People's great
Speaker 11: sex and having sex. I think that's like crazy, that's
Speaker 11: very very.
Speaker 5: Cut of me. That's cool. I guess you got get.
Speaker 8: It's actually not a myth, but I learned that it's
Speaker 8: actually is about to get dark.
Speaker 7: It's actually harder for a male to give is it
Speaker 7: a male to give a woman HIV than a woman
Speaker 7: to give a male A I forgot, I forgot.
Speaker 5: I forgot.
Speaker 8: The order is the order it's in, But it's I
Speaker 8: think it's harder.
Speaker 6: I don't want you going out bad because, yeah.
Speaker 7: It's harder for the male to give it to the
Speaker 7: woman than for the woman to give it to the male.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're gonna have to right now.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 6: No, In general, it's not harder for males to transmit
Speaker 6: HIV and heterosexual relationship research in the case that is
Speaker 6: typically easier for a man to transmit HIV to a
Speaker 6: woman than vice versa, meaning women are a higher risk
Speaker 6: for acquiring HIV from a male partner than women are
Speaker 6: from a female partner.
Speaker 5: So so pretty much men give it to women easy.
Speaker 8: They everything everything that was order, that was order.
Speaker 5: Goddamn, a little sucking bust like.
Speaker 6: They do everything.
Speaker 5: Let's hear you.
Speaker 6: My sexual myth is that if you if you had
Speaker 6: an s T I that you were dirty.
Speaker 7: Cool.
Speaker 8: That's a good one that.
Speaker 5: That was like last week.
Speaker 8: I remember my ex had had a yeast infection. I'm like, God, damn,
Speaker 8: this box is way.
Speaker 10: Is no.
Speaker 5: I'm just I was just thinking, and that is I'm like,
Speaker 5: oh I got her creamy man.
Speaker 7: Knocks hie out there. It's cottage, cheese, cottaging.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: And I'm saying they're like, oh, I'm putting in work.
Speaker 7: It's ain't never been this way. And I'm starting to
Speaker 7: go harder. I'm hard in the paint walking fly.
Speaker 6: You probably were scratching the spot.
Speaker 5: She had.
Speaker 7: Said, Yo, you were scratching the.
Speaker 6: Stop you because you were probably scratched.
Speaker 5: Not the exma.
Speaker 13: Spot.
Speaker 5: I ain't gonna lie. I always I have three I
Speaker 5: have three seconds, so white, that's disgusting. One. I thought
Speaker 5: I was too black to get hickeys.
Speaker 8: Okay, I mean that's fair.
Speaker 5: I thought I was too black. That I thought. I
Speaker 5: was like, Kiki Proof, You're not. No, what is it?
Speaker 6: Turn purple?
Speaker 5: Purple? Bro I came to my shoe like Captain Planet
Speaker 5: one day and she's like, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 5: Like allergic reaction. She's like, well, ag turns you purple?
Speaker 5: Like nuts. She was like, she never told me that happens,
Speaker 5: like I just found out. So then I thought that
Speaker 5: the cold spoon take the hickey away. That shit made
Speaker 5: it worse. I sh went from purple to like a rainbow,
Speaker 5: and I was like, okay, this is this is this
Speaker 5: is a little interesting. It's a little interesting. But my
Speaker 5: last myth was right. So I thought like little dicks
Speaker 5: meant like bad sex. So I say that to say
Speaker 5: I was like fourteen, it was fucking a lot. I said,
Speaker 5: I was seventeen. It was fucking like a nineteen year old. Now,
Speaker 5: I no, she didn't see some things. She and college
Speaker 5: don't niggas in collegy packing a football playing and shit,
Speaker 5: that's a little premature. Little high school dick. I don't
Speaker 5: know wmuch. It ain't really like fucking with they shit.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna make that shit do what it.
Speaker 7: Dude.
Speaker 5: I was in there or she was balling, and I
Speaker 5: was like small.
Speaker 6: It was like, okay, that is that isn't at least
Speaker 6: for me, like saying my dick small, don't start your
Speaker 6: ship that women like it long and long and big.
Speaker 6: But honestly a lot of women just like it, average
Speaker 6: eyes and with girth. That's what that would do it
Speaker 6: for us.
Speaker 5: I know black women be lying because when am I
Speaker 5: type in BBC on poems, they always fucking white girls,
Speaker 5: black chicks. I never, like the niggas would like to
Speaker 5: hide the fire hydrant dicks. They ain't never fucking black
Speaker 5: ship because.
Speaker 6: That's a because it's a it's a thing. It's like
Speaker 6: a fetish. Like BBC, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
Speaker 6: get on this white woman.
Speaker 5: Yeah, blacklock because nobody but I needed for research purposes,
Speaker 5: I needed something else to watch.
Speaker 6: God damn not during Black history. That's crazy. You know
Speaker 6: a lot of you're doing a lot of foul ship.
Speaker 6: Y'are doing a lot of foul ship during Black history.
Speaker 5: Get it back in blood for Bham. Today's the last day.
Speaker 5: But I thought he was a twenty eighth. My fuck
Speaker 5: was twenty eighth. What it been a rough week anyway,
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