Speaker 1: It's one on one point three Katie WV with Fallon
Speaker 1: and Cold. Emily from Minneapolis is on the phone. Emily,
Speaker 1: you want to share a little fun fact about yourself.
Speaker 2: Whipped cream makes me nauseous.
Speaker 3: Oh that sucks.
Speaker 1: That does so like pumpkin pies. Just no whipped cream,
Speaker 1: hot cocoa.
Speaker 2: The texture is discussing.
Speaker 4: You're not going through a starbus getting a free pup
Speaker 4: cup for yourself ever, No, dang it, Clo.
Speaker 1: You gotta get new hobbies, my guy, Emily, can you
Speaker 1: you'll be a favorite?
Speaker 5: Do you we have a question for you? Do you
Speaker 5: approve the show this week?
Speaker 1: Unequivocally?
Speaker 5: Ooh yeah, it was so smart.
Speaker 6: I mean yes, Okay, it's one on one point three
Speaker 6: Katie w B with Fallon and Cold.
Speaker 1: Oh it's so cold outside. My kid's school got canceled today.
Speaker 1: Shout out to my mom, double reno the babysitter in action.
Speaker 1: We love a grand parent who doesn't work and can
Speaker 1: take a child. If you don't have that. Oh many
Speaker 1: blessings your day last night when you got like, did
Speaker 1: you get that? The buzz, the weird text, all the
Speaker 1: things they came in.
Speaker 3: Thirty different ways. Somebody comes to your house, knocks on your.
Speaker 1: Door, they're like they do and they and then they
Speaker 1: do try to sell you a vacuum at the end,
Speaker 1: which I thought was a strange thing.
Speaker 5: We did buy one.
Speaker 1: They said it was a school fundraiser, but we never
Speaker 1: really got so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like they look just.
Speaker 1: For the kids and oh yeah, so, but I thought
Speaker 1: it was appropriate that we would do some it's so
Speaker 1: cold outside jokes. Okay, listen, this is the first round
Speaker 1: of dumb jokes I'm doing with you, and I swear
Speaker 1: if you do not support these with a fake amount
Speaker 1: of laughter that I would give you, nothing's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I'll be disappointed that will happen because I have something
Speaker 1: set up. So okay, here we go.
Speaker 5: It's now.
Speaker 1: Remember when I say it's so cold outside, you have
Speaker 1: to say how cold is it?
Speaker 5: Okakay, it's so cold outside?
Speaker 3: How cold is it?
Speaker 5: My nipples could cut glass?
Speaker 1: And honestly, they might start charging me for vandalism.
Speaker 3: Okay it you like it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Okay, I need more laughter.
Speaker 1: If you can't provide it, you're gonna have to get
Speaker 1: a laugh track like a lot of TV shows do. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's so cold, how cold is it?
Speaker 5: Chipped a tooth? Smiling?
Speaker 1: I guess I'll just stay dead inside today, A little delayed,
Speaker 1: it's a little still, okay, I did take a minute. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's so cold?
Speaker 3: How cold is it?
Speaker 1: My car wouldn't start, so I asked how it's mother
Speaker 1: in law was doing that?
Speaker 5: Seemed to eat it right up, got him.
Speaker 6: Bottom.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's great, it's so cold. How cold is it?
Speaker 1: My booty call turned into an all zoom you call
Speaker 1: going out? No, I'm not.
Speaker 5: Okay, it's so cold?
Speaker 3: Hey, how cold is it? That?
Speaker 1: Even rejected me said, it's in a committed relationship with
Speaker 1: my heating pad.
Speaker 3: The what's funny is like, how funny you think that?
Speaker 5: Oddy? My mom always uses a heating pad.
Speaker 1: Just made me think of her. I have my favorite
Speaker 1: one that I'm gonna save. Okay, it's so cold?
Speaker 3: How cold is it?
Speaker 1: I spooned it so man, but he melted before things
Speaker 1: could get serious. But it's not the worst date I've
Speaker 1: been on.
Speaker 3: What I'm saying, Yeah.
Speaker 5: That's it's so cold outside?
Speaker 3: How cold is it?
Speaker 1: The adult toy store is selling their products is popsicle molds?
Speaker 1: All right, that's a piece, that's a bank piece.
Speaker 3: Good sir, nig I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's refreshing.
Speaker 3: Wait was that the best one?
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Speaker 5: It's so cold outside.
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Speaker 1: swiping right to share body heat at this point that's you. Okay,
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Speaker 5: It's so cold?
Speaker 1: Oh cold is it?
Speaker 5: I saw a flasher describing himself to people. Okay, that's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's so funny, So I do it. I
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Speaker 1: Just imagine it's really it's a Tina's right now, Tina?
Speaker 5: All right, I got a couple more. It's so cold?
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Speaker 4: wife's friends.
Speaker 5: Yes, okay.
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Speaker 3: Radio still a thing? I was like, yeah, what a friend?
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Speaker 4: It was like maybe you should use this for a bit.
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Speaker 4: They went out of town, so follow the story. They
Speaker 4: went out of town for a long, long, three day
Speaker 4: weekend or whatever. This weekend, they dropped their dog off
Speaker 4: at the sitter's house. It wasn't like a boarding thing,
Speaker 4: which is like somebody they know whatever. So they get
Speaker 4: home from the trip to pick up the dog and
Speaker 4: the person's like Hey, I need you to come inside
Speaker 4: for a minute. Immediately weird and be like, oh god,
Speaker 4: my dog chew up something, right, and first.
Speaker 3: Thought their sitter.
Speaker 4: Decided to leave their dogs poop like a poop to
Speaker 4: the house. They decided to leave it there for them
Speaker 4: to pick up when they got home. Does that make sense?
Speaker 1: Yes? And I am immediately that is literally the response
Speaker 1: disability you take on if you're going to watch someone's dogs.
Speaker 3: Also, how did they get over the smell?
Speaker 4: You can tell immediately when an animal does something in
Speaker 4: the house, you're like, are weird here?
Speaker 1: All of a sudden you find it. You know, we're
Speaker 1: all basket hounds all of a sudden.
Speaker 3: Our whole time. You're like, why don't even get this dog?
Speaker 1: And you go to the same they have like their
Speaker 1: three spots right that they're.
Speaker 4: Like, go to spots, Yeah, it's not there. To the
Speaker 4: other the only carpet in the house. For some reason,
Speaker 4: they still want hardwood floor.
Speaker 3: I don't know what.
Speaker 1: When we didn't even have carpet, they somehow installed carpet,
Speaker 1: pooped on it.
Speaker 4: Come over and pay them and they have an app
Speaker 4: on their their collar something. Okay, so let me just
Speaker 4: set it up again. They leave for the weekend, drop
Speaker 4: the dog off, dog accidentally goes potty inside. They left
Speaker 4: it inside the entire weekend until they got home to
Speaker 4: pick it up.
Speaker 3: They handed them like a target.
Speaker 1: Next level, take it up, get help, seek help. Don't
Speaker 1: ever watch a dog again. You are embarrassing.
Speaker 5: I would have laugh and be like, what you woman do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I was thinking about that. I
Speaker 3: was like, would I even pick it up? Probably to
Speaker 3: watch my.
Speaker 1: Dogs multiple times, which I do need confirmation on that
Speaker 1: because if not, I have to book someone else. You've
Speaker 1: been backing off a little bit lately, not by prices,
Speaker 1: but oh it's weird. The day one it was for
Speaker 1: free as friends, David.
Speaker 4: I think, because I'm in their house, you got to
Speaker 4: pick it up because don't want to escalate, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would just pick it up, but I would
Speaker 1: like be like I would never Well.
Speaker 4: I definitely would drive bys and throw my dogs movie
Speaker 4: in there for the next month.
Speaker 3: Probably I still let them watch.
Speaker 5: The dog if they were cheap, I mean picking up
Speaker 5: one turn in their house.
Speaker 1: Not in the world would I talk about it with
Speaker 1: my partner the whole way home, like what psychopath? They
Speaker 1: are absolutely all right, I'm glab yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: like one. It's the pop Culture Minute with Felon.
Speaker 3: And cult on one on one point three kd w
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Speaker 1: What is going on with Justin Bieber? I feel like
Speaker 1: it's a little gas lighty. I cannot confirm it though.
Speaker 1: Why would he stop following his wife on Instagram? It
Speaker 1: seems very bizarre, and of course people they like look
Speaker 1: into this. I'm like, how fast did someone realize he
Speaker 1: wasn't following her? Is there like an alert you can
Speaker 1: put on your phone or computer. It's so bizarre, but
Speaker 1: he did. He truly did stop following her, because he
Speaker 1: even acknowledged it by posting on his own Instagram. First
Speaker 1: he followed her back, and then he said someone went
Speaker 1: on my account and unfollowed my wife. Blank is getting
Speaker 1: suss out here?
Speaker 3: Okay, I have theories.
Speaker 1: Well he's overdoing it now. I want to hear your
Speaker 1: theories now. Immediately, like twenty minutes ago, he's posting photos
Speaker 1: of them together being happy because they weren't like skiing together,
Speaker 1: so people did think it was super weird, like they're
Speaker 1: on a trip together. But I always got vibes from
Speaker 1: Justin Bieber that he seems a little toxic in relationships.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and.
Speaker 5: Hailey Bieber seems very.
Speaker 1: Like, uh, like a pushover honestly, like a sweet innocent
Speaker 1: not innocent, but kind of a pushover vibes.
Speaker 3: WHOA.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm making a lot of speculation. So here's what
Speaker 1: I think happened. I think he's Zach bryaning her. I
Speaker 1: think they got into some little tiff and he unfollowed
Speaker 1: her to stress her out, like.
Speaker 3: He had to get up with the baby in the
Speaker 3: middle of the night or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of it was like that simple but
Speaker 1: maybe follow Yeah, And then like, I don't know what
Speaker 1: is your what is your theory?
Speaker 3: Wild that we have two different takes, So you think
Speaker 3: it's fault. I think I.
Speaker 1: Think most things are Justin's fault.
Speaker 3: Yes, probably right, Still awesome though.
Speaker 1: Still okay, we can we can separate your love for
Speaker 1: beauty and a beat and and we don't and acknowledge
Speaker 1: we don't know Justin Bieber personally at all.
Speaker 5: We're totally seculate you have some.
Speaker 1: Day one Okay, what is your actual point?
Speaker 4: My point is I think Hayley Bieber is so obsessed
Speaker 4: with the Papa Rossi and the attention of the TMZ articles.
Speaker 4: I think I think she can't stand what Selena and
Speaker 4: Benny are.
Speaker 3: Going through right now. So he got on his phone
Speaker 3: and on.
Speaker 4: Followed herself crazy so they would get attention.
Speaker 3: M case closed.
Speaker 5: You know what, I guess.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, we all knew that my wonderfully woman in
Speaker 1: Minnesota knows what's going on in bit first line.
Speaker 4: But you get those TEGs cut Oh what you do?
Speaker 4: Get those text messages like you have the updates? Yeah,
Speaker 4: you got people on the inside. That's how you know
Speaker 4: all these things. That's why you do the pop culture minute.
Speaker 1: S sh don't reveal my sources please. Mattie Heally is
Speaker 1: commenting on Taylor Swift writing music about her, so they
Speaker 1: you know, and every time there's like a London or
Speaker 1: UK tabloid, I'm like, they.
Speaker 5: Are so sketchy.
Speaker 1: But The Sun reported that he recorded a song about
Speaker 1: his two month relationship with her, and the lyrics include
Speaker 1: keep your head up, Princess, your tr is falling. He though,
Speaker 1: responded on the nineteen seventy five Reddit page under his
Speaker 1: official account.
Speaker 5: Saying huge if true and honestly there's.
Speaker 1: No, so he's said because he was being shading a
Speaker 1: interview like they're like that was so irrelevant to him. Basically,
Speaker 1: he would never write anything about it. He is as
Speaker 1: petty as the next B word. He would totally write
Speaker 1: stuff because why wouldn'ty She wrote a bunch of stuff
Speaker 1: about him always, But he's trying to play it cool
Speaker 1: like it meant nothing to hip whatever. He's never taken.
Speaker 1: He's not a high road kind of guy, so I
Speaker 1: just don't buy it. I'm not gonna talk too much
Speaker 1: about the inauguration, but I did see that Carrie Underwood
Speaker 1: had like one of those technical glitches, which is a
Speaker 1: nightmare situation.
Speaker 5: If kind of like is the reason.
Speaker 1: Why a lot of the like super Bowl performances or parades,
Speaker 1: they're not live performances because it's there's too much go wrong,
Speaker 1: too much on the line, and you have to have
Speaker 1: things time perfectly, and then people give the artist crap
Speaker 1: for quote unquote lipsinging and they.
Speaker 5: Don't want to necessarily.
Speaker 1: Now, she wasn't lip singing, but her backtrack that was
Speaker 1: supposed to play to play the actual music, it didn't work.
Speaker 5: It just glitched.
Speaker 1: So she did an a cappella she she did sound
Speaker 1: really lovely but also black pinks. Rose has officially been
Speaker 1: picked for the new Skims campaign.
Speaker 5: She's having a very big moment.
Speaker 1: I believe they said her song that we play here
Speaker 1: on KTEWB is like the best selling song ever from
Speaker 1: a K pop artist, like biggest performing song, which is
Speaker 1: really impressive.
Speaker 4: I wish Skims would find like some random person in
Speaker 4: a subway.
Speaker 1: No Skims is awesome. Skims is genius. It's like they
Speaker 1: know who's gonna be it and they immediately book them.
Speaker 1: If they don't do a thing where it like takes
Speaker 1: six months to get it done, they're like, they're big,
Speaker 1: let's do a photo shoot tomorrow and they do.
Speaker 5: So it's she's the face of their Valentine's Day marketing thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know. They have some others too, like Brookshields Isa,
Speaker 1: so it's gonna be It's cool. Congratulations to her. That
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Speaker 1: and it's from Nicole and it says, I don't know
Speaker 1: if you take solicitations for anyone listening who, but we
Speaker 1: still have our Christmas tree out, but I thought it
Speaker 1: would be a good one. And she said, just thought
Speaker 1: i'd throw that out there, and I said, oh, that
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Speaker 5: Because it is now officially.
Speaker 1: January twenty first, So anyone listening who still has their
Speaker 1: tree up? And here's what always happens when people call
Speaker 1: in and they defend having.
Speaker 5: Their tree up still, they always go, will we change
Speaker 5: it out for like each holiday?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm doing you.
Speaker 4: Oh there's a holiday, there's holiday. People like, what do
Speaker 4: you mean? What do you do for Easter?
Speaker 5: Eggs passed out?
Speaker 1: It makes sense, I guess, yeah, which I get, especially
Speaker 1: in the winter months.
Speaker 3: It is that's what do you mean?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 1: There is there is so much joy that the Christmas
Speaker 1: tree brings in the cold, harsh winter. It is sad
Speaker 1: to see it go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're just gonna let it go. Though the bit
Speaker 3: where it was here.
Speaker 1: Was good, you know, well, yours was a real tree.
Speaker 1: I mean that you really had the leg That thing
Speaker 1: was so green, though, I threw it out. I felt bad.
Speaker 1: I was like, it's still breathing. I'm just throwing it
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Speaker 1: has too many pets? We did before it has too
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Speaker 1: they have a true zoo in their house.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I feel like I have a lot
Speaker 4: because my house is only seven hundred square feet and
Speaker 4: there's four animals, two children, and my wife and myself.
Speaker 5: That's right.
Speaker 3: So that's right.
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Speaker 1: how's your tree up? Has too many pets? I've never
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Speaker 1: to someone. So I got to pull back on that.
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Speaker 1: Anyone listening who we're doing?
Speaker 5: That, that's what we's doing.
Speaker 1: The two o'clock hour typically because we're like, come on,
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Speaker 4: We know you have stories to set, like tell and ship.
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Speaker 1: So anyone listening who still has their tree up has
Speaker 1: too many pets or got fired for a good reason.
Speaker 1: Fun fact, no one's on hold for getting fired for
Speaker 1: a good reason. You know why, because they're still fired.
Speaker 1: They're out looking for a job right now. And that's fine,
Speaker 1: that's fine. But which category do you fall into?
Speaker 9: Christmas tree?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 5: What's going on? Is it a real one?
Speaker 1: Be honest? Is it real or fake?
Speaker 9: It's real?
Speaker 5: You're reckless? Why is it still up?
Speaker 9: My dad is a big Christmas fan and he says
Speaker 9: that the tree can't come down until next weekend.
Speaker 1: Is there a reason behind this? Like, what's the loyal
Speaker 1: It has to go through the month of January.
Speaker 9: Because he technically says that Christmas isn't over yet.
Speaker 4: Yeah you know, I did hear that Jesus loved a
Speaker 4: party on his birthday, so he was turning up and
Speaker 4: that's dude, I get it. I want a birthday month.
Speaker 4: You would think the month of December is a birthday month,
Speaker 4: but it can transfer.
Speaker 1: Over to be honest, How dry and dead is this
Speaker 1: tree at this point?
Speaker 9: It's starting to fall, the starting to fall.
Speaker 1: It's a fire hazard, but it's not super dead yet.
Speaker 5: Oh I'm worried. But you know what, whatever brings your
Speaker 5: family joy? I guess I know.
Speaker 3: Are you still listening to Christmas music?
Speaker 4: Or nah?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh my okay, no, it's not too far by Mariah Carrie,
Speaker 1: have a vacation.
Speaker 9: He's the man that will play Christmas music in the
Speaker 9: shower in July.
Speaker 3: He's awesome. Your dad like that? Actually a happy spirit?
Speaker 1: HOLLI jolly, gentlemen, I love it. Thanks for calling. In
Speaker 1: which category do you fall into? All right? You're coming
Speaker 1: in with a little bit of shyness, which means you're
Speaker 1: you're like, I want to share this, but I don't
Speaker 1: want to share it.
Speaker 5: How many pets are we talking?
Speaker 1: I have a dog, a snake, fish, and a cat
Speaker 1: or not a cat? Bird?
Speaker 3: What animals you have? Ohat me?
Speaker 1: Count Wait four?
Speaker 5: Okay, what kind of snake?
Speaker 1: It's a corn?
Speaker 5: Okay? And what's his name? Wait?
Speaker 3: Coconut what bob?
Speaker 5: Coconut Bob?
Speaker 3: How long? How long is c b Dude?
Speaker 1: You have like a full circle of life in your house, though,
Speaker 1: I'm worried they could each eat each other.
Speaker 4: Do you ever threaten the animals with with with wait, cornflake, bob?
Speaker 3: Would you call them?
Speaker 5: It's coking up?
Speaker 3: You've threatened the bird with the steak? Why what did
Speaker 3: the bird do?
Speaker 10: It never shuts up?
Speaker 1: Is the time that actually talks? Or does it just
Speaker 1: squawk at you? What kind of bird is it?
Speaker 2: It's like it's like a one.
Speaker 4: Are the like the birds that don't talk?
Speaker 3: Store?
Speaker 1: Okay, well hopefully I don't know what the bungee Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: not bungee, it's budgie. No, Colt said bungee.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, I mean crazy, listen, I have toddlers
Speaker 4: are like two children, so I get I get like
Speaker 4: the noise and being like oversensitized to like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: this is just please quiet. I would never threaten them
Speaker 4: with the steaks. But this bird isn't the same as
Speaker 4: a human, so you know, you know, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah one on one point three Katie w b with
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Speaker 5: Are you ready?
Speaker 3: Cult? Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 1: Did Dicky go to jail for a couple of nights
Speaker 1: and when asked how it was said it was good.
Speaker 5: He got to catch up with some friends.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get Dicky. Dicky definitely did that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like how does these so many friends?
Speaker 1: It was nice to just have a meal and I
Speaker 1: have to worry about how it was made.
Speaker 3: He doesn't feel stress free.
Speaker 1: Honestly, he was very stress free because he knew it
Speaker 1: wasn't like a long sentence right he is. I can't
Speaker 1: remember what it was for now, probably back child support
Speaker 1: or something. Classic.
Speaker 5: Uh did Dicky do it?
Speaker 6: Was?
Speaker 1: Dicky busted growing marijuana on his land that was discovered
Speaker 1: by helicopters.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, so your dad is Is your dad a boomer?
Speaker 1: I don't probably a Boomer. I don't know the gen
Speaker 1: X years do.
Speaker 4: The Boomers don't. Really, they don't really mess with the
Speaker 4: devil's letters like that, do that. I'm gonna guess that's
Speaker 4: that's a no. Dicky didn't do it.
Speaker 1: Dicky did do it? Oh what, My dad has a
Speaker 1: huge farm. He was just sneaking in between crop and
Speaker 1: think he will notice.
Speaker 4: Didn't he ever mix up the crop? And someone was like,
Speaker 4: wait a minute, I ordered corn.
Speaker 5: And the thing is, that's not how that works.
Speaker 1: He didn't have he didn't have a stand like talking
Speaker 1: about I don't know.
Speaker 4: I thought it was like those stands you put out
Speaker 4: and it's like, you know, you buy, you just put
Speaker 4: five dollars in a box.
Speaker 3: Grind.
Speaker 5: I mean my dad had a garden.
Speaker 1: I typically now, I don't want to speak for every
Speaker 1: farm like my dad. So he would rotate crops. He
Speaker 1: would have corn some years. Some years he would have
Speaker 1: that like soybeans or something. Okay, it's good for the
Speaker 1: soil to do this. But the point is it's not
Speaker 1: like he was selling ears of corn. This is like
Speaker 1: corn that you would use a combine. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 4: Know he was that that big of a farmer. I
Speaker 4: thought it was like a little tier.
Speaker 1: No, we had a couple hundred acres. Bang, plax, not anymore?
Speaker 5: He sold farm.
Speaker 1: Thanks for Notvan, Dickie, God forbid, I get left anything
Speaker 1: in life? All right, did Dicky? I don't even know
Speaker 1: what you're to go with? Hold on, okay? Did Dicky
Speaker 1: open a fake Christmas tree lot and sell old Christmas
Speaker 1: trees car air fresheners inside.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that happened.
Speaker 1: No, I actually will say that did not happen.
Speaker 5: But my dad's had so many Gary.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of similarities with you and my dad,
Speaker 1: a lot of get rich schemes up asleep.
Speaker 5: He's he's an entertaining.
Speaker 1: Man if you catch him in the right mood, and
Speaker 1: he's terrifying if you catch him in a different mood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know some people like that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like a switch.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna be your keyword here in a second, just.
Speaker 5: So you know, we'll do one more.
Speaker 1: Did Dicky convince one of his workers to jump off
Speaker 1: the back of a tractor knowing was on a hill.
Speaker 1: When he jumped, he fell enrolled and hurt his arm.
Speaker 1: And my dad claimed he was an idiot.
Speaker 4: Who would jump and did that, yep, and that is
Speaker 4: something I would also do.
Speaker 3: I'm like, why would you listen, you've done that to me?
Speaker 3: Why would you do that? I would do that, But
Speaker 3: you're not me. You're a lot more responsible than me.
Speaker 5: I love my dad.
Speaker 1: The funny thing is is like, as I get older,
Speaker 1: my memory gets worse and worse, and I'm actually thankful
Speaker 1: I've documented some of these moments because I don't even
Speaker 1: remember half. I wrote some of these notes down, like
Speaker 1: in my notes app like five years ago. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I forgot my dad did that. That's hilarious.
Speaker 5: All right, here's your keyword. We announced this morning.
Speaker 1: Which is so awesome that in addition to all the
Speaker 1: great katiewb concerts, you get a pair of tickets too.
Speaker 1: We're also sending the winner of the Ultimate Ticket to
Speaker 1: the Grammys. We've sent people to big award shows like
Speaker 1: this before, and they'll make a full video of it,
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, oh, I'm so jealous watching their
Speaker 1: like TikTok of it all unfold of them flying out.
Speaker 1: How cool it is the celebrities they bump elbows with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody is.
Speaker 4: Everybody's like, it's just like that's never gonna happen to me,
Speaker 4: and then it does use PTO.
Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta figure ot who I'm going to take,
Speaker 1: probably your fiance. Okay, here's your keyword recorded in the
Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app. You hit the record button, you say banned, B,
Speaker 1: A and D, and then you are intered to win.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 1: Today's trending with felon and cold on one.
Speaker 11: D w B.
Speaker 1: All right, so you've heard of quiet quitting before.
Speaker 3: Sure, yes, but guess what.
Speaker 1: There's a new one and she's she's feisty. Okay, all right.
Speaker 1: It's basically like the exact opposite of quiet quitting.
Speaker 5: If you never heard quiet quitting before.
Speaker 1: It's where you just stop doing your work slowly and
Speaker 1: they're like, wait a minute, and.
Speaker 5: Then you're done.
Speaker 1: This one's called revenge quitting, and it's where you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm out, here's no notice, nice, have a nice life,
Speaker 1: I don't care, good bye.
Speaker 5: I've done it once before.
Speaker 3: What did they do?
Speaker 1: Okay? It was crazy, so I won't go to like
Speaker 1: all the details. Basically was a radio. I was disgruntled.
Speaker 1: I was very mad, very mad at how a situation
Speaker 1: was handled. And I was like you know what I'm
Speaker 1: done with this life. When in the boss wasn't even
Speaker 1: at his desk. I was left like immediately, I'm done
Speaker 1: note on.
Speaker 5: His desk before I could even get home. Like once
Speaker 5: I got home, I was.
Speaker 1: Already removed from the radio station's website. They were like, okay.
Speaker 1: I will say years later, when I got the job
Speaker 1: here at KATIEWB, that guy sent me an email and
Speaker 1: he was like, oh man, I made some stakes.
Speaker 3: And I was like, so you were vandicated in the.
Speaker 1: I felt I never felt more alive. It actually, like
Speaker 1: really meant a lot that he wrote that. I didn't
Speaker 1: write anything nice back. You say, who's this new email?
Speaker 1: Even literally has his name in the email? That'd be
Speaker 1: so crazy. No are you a tap or bottled kind
Speaker 1: of person? Oh I No, I don't take you so
Speaker 1: off guard with such a simple question.
Speaker 3: Which one is trash?
Speaker 8: Here?
Speaker 3: Is that what you're set me up? Are you set
Speaker 3: me up? You feel like you set me up?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 4: Uh, dude, I'm a I have a reverse osmosis water machine,
Speaker 4: so whatever, that is definitely not tap because you drink.
Speaker 1: Out of a faucet or out of a bottle where
Speaker 1: you have to unscrew a lid.
Speaker 3: It's not Are I do neither? I don't. I don't
Speaker 3: know any of those things that you do.
Speaker 1: You drink out of the tap. If you're drinking out
Speaker 1: of your sink, that's the tip.
Speaker 4: I don't drink out the sink. I take the sink water,
Speaker 4: put in a machine. The machine reverse osmosis, purifies, boom.
Speaker 1: It's like you're trying to sound fancy and you're actually
Speaker 1: just sounding like such a little B.
Speaker 3: Word right now, like a tap drinker.
Speaker 5: I am a tap drinker.
Speaker 3: Are you're a TD?
Speaker 1: That's crazy, Listen. I've always been a TD. Why would
Speaker 1: you if you have like flint Michigan water, I get it,
Speaker 1: you got to drink something out of tap has great water.
Speaker 1: Why do you act like you're fancier than Minnesota water?
Speaker 3: Well, same, Louis Park. I don't know.
Speaker 4: It tested at like one hundred and thirty above what
Speaker 4: it's supposed to.
Speaker 1: Be, So I was like, I can't do all the
Speaker 1: like They're like, oh, all those like things you're talking
Speaker 1: about expensive, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4: I grew up. My mom only gave me spaghettios growing up,
Speaker 4: So I gotta get ahead of the curb somehow.
Speaker 1: Like, are too late for you. You've been chef Boyard d
Speaker 1: I got Chef Boyard Deed my whole life. All right,
Speaker 1: let me tell you right now a new study the
Speaker 1: point of this, shut up colt what.
Speaker 8: That?
Speaker 1: The next they say, the next time you open a
Speaker 1: little bottle of water. You may have a little pause
Speaker 1: because they say, like everyone's like, oh, bottle water is
Speaker 1: better for you than tap water.
Speaker 5: No, you're wrong, healthier choice not.
Speaker 3: Bottled water from the plastic.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 5: I mean they said that.
Speaker 1: Basically they found that some plastic from bottles is consumed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: with that, so it makes it a higher risk, whereas
Speaker 1: tapwater may carry some risks too. Overall, the Steady suggests
Speaker 1: drinking tap water unless your local water is deemed unsafe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they say, the plastic. We consume a credit card
Speaker 3: size of plastic every week. Isn't that wild?
Speaker 1: Well, think about everything. Everyone's microwaving everything in plastic containers.
Speaker 1: You're using plastic cutting boards, so you just look, it's
Speaker 1: just crazy. It's just crazy. So anyway, just thought it
Speaker 1: freak you out a little bit. If you're currently sipping
Speaker 1: on a little bottle of water at.
Speaker 5: This point, you have a you're drinketting plastic elsewhere? Why
Speaker 5: stop here.
Speaker 4: Buy reverse osmosis machine when you want a thousand dollars
Speaker 4: right here?
Speaker 5: One three katwb how's your shot?
Speaker 1: One on one point three katiewb with fallon and cold
Speaker 1: at after school pop quiz. Check this out. We have
Speaker 1: Nickelodeon Universe wristbands. You get two of those. Go ride
Speaker 1: all the rides you want. I personally like to immediately
Speaker 1: start at rock bottom plunge.
Speaker 5: Get that thrill out of me.
Speaker 1: Then I'm gonna chill.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm gonna chill for a minute.
Speaker 4: Yeah you're telling me's all about said? You gotta wait
Speaker 4: for a second recover.
Speaker 5: Yeah, gonna hit, gonna hit the carousel.
Speaker 3: Ferris Wheel.
Speaker 5: You know, I gotta be honest with you. I don't
Speaker 5: really do the Ferris Wheel.
Speaker 8: There.
Speaker 1: It's the only ride you mentioned, which makes me think
Speaker 1: you don't actually know a single other ride in Nickelodeon Universe,
Speaker 1: which is disturbing several all right, the.
Speaker 5: Only one you ever mentioned is the Fairest Wheel.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm bad at names.
Speaker 5: You can't even mention.
Speaker 1: Like the Ninja Turtles one or something exactly. Okay, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you can call six five one nine eight nine, Katiewb,
Speaker 1: we ask you some trivia.
Speaker 5: You do have to compete against someone.
Speaker 1: By the way, whoever gets the most answers correct. When's
Speaker 1: the Nickelodeon Universe passes? It's as easy as that. All right,
Speaker 1: let's grab our competitors.
Speaker 5: Hi, Katiewb.
Speaker 3: What's your name?
Speaker 2: Amy?
Speaker 3: Amy?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Amy?
Speaker 5: How was your weekend?
Speaker 1: Did you have a long weekend or no?
Speaker 2: So it was my birthday weekend?
Speaker 1: Actually, I just I knew there was something special about
Speaker 1: you in this weekend.
Speaker 5: Would you do to celebrate you?
Speaker 1: Just love me?
Speaker 2: You? You and cold. It's always you two. I call
Speaker 2: you guys all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, obviously, I'm the hairstylist on seed dial forree you
Speaker 1: guys obviously.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you're a members of our show.
Speaker 3: You got to hook me up. I'm ready for one.
Speaker 1: Okay, she never promised, Amy, do not give this just
Speaker 1: It would be.
Speaker 4: So much easier if you could just like come to
Speaker 4: the studio during the show, so to go anywhere it
Speaker 4: is called for to ride his bike. You got to
Speaker 4: bring a vacuum, so you don't have one here.
Speaker 2: Do my next day office Saturday?
Speaker 3: All right? Sounds good?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not, Amy, No chance you're giving him a free haircut. Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, Amy, katiewb what's your name?
Speaker 2: Amber?
Speaker 1: Amber?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: With Amy and Amber playing today, We're going to ask
Speaker 1: you some trivia. Amber. Would only be fair if I
Speaker 1: ask how your weekend was? It was a little rude.
Speaker 1: I really gave Amy a lot of attention. How was
Speaker 1: your weekend?
Speaker 2: It was good? How about you?
Speaker 1: Thank you for asking? It was boring, but very good.
Speaker 1: I was happy to be bored. Isn't that a nice weekend?
Speaker 1: But all right, cults over it. I'm going to ask
Speaker 1: you some trivia and if you know the answer, you
Speaker 1: chime in with your name, and whoever gets the most
Speaker 1: correct out of three wins? Are you ready right here?
Speaker 1: Question number one? What object does a male penguin offer
Speaker 1: often gift of female penguin to win her over?
Speaker 3: Amy?
Speaker 1: Yes? That's right, Yeah, dang Amy with that penguin knowledge?
Speaker 5: Question number two?
Speaker 1: What color is the eight ball in a game of pool? Yes? Amber,
Speaker 1: that's got a tag age? Question number three? Which nocturnal
Speaker 1: bird of prey is commonly associated associated with the knight
Speaker 1: and is known.
Speaker 5: For its amber?
Speaker 1: Yes? Amber, not a bat is known for its Yes?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 2: Who said Owlie?
Speaker 1: Amy?
Speaker 7: I never even finished.
Speaker 5: The question is known for its distinct hoo to call.
Speaker 5: It's what it was going to be.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I got you were right, Amy, No, Amy,
Speaker 1: you were right with owl hoot from the owl. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry, Amber, Thank you for trying. Amy did win today? Sweet,
Speaker 1: but play again tomorrow. Okay, Amber and Amy, congrat you
Speaker 1: got your Nickelodeon Universe passes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, side not really quick. I'm pretty sure that very
Speaker 2: well could have been my boss that I was just
Speaker 2: playing against.
Speaker 3: No joke. Oh, that's going to be personal. Take it
Speaker 3: out on you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the odds of you getting fired have increased significantly.
Speaker 2: I'm immediately I'm immediately gonna get a text passage and
Speaker 2: she's gonna be like, were you just on the radio
Speaker 2: because I think you just told my ticket?
Speaker 1: You have to give her one.
Speaker 5: You guys can go ride rides together, I guess.
Speaker 2: But that's fine. We have daughters that are like literally
Speaker 2: a few months apart, so that will be a very.
Speaker 1: Fun That's fine. Well, congrats Amy. Hold one second, we'll
Speaker 1: grab your info. We gotta get everyone their keyword though.
Speaker 1: This is your chance to win the Ultimate Ticket Cult
Speaker 1: list It list the shows they're going to get a
Speaker 1: pair of tickets too.
Speaker 4: Hanna clamar And says a post Malone, McCrae, Charlie X,
Speaker 4: Teddy swim My God.
Speaker 3: And you get to go to the Grammys. It's almost
Speaker 3: like casual brag.
Speaker 1: You gotta get flight out to La to go to
Speaker 1: the Grammy's. That's so epic. Do you know who's nominated? Everyone?
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, supremec You're remain the same rooms, Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: And you didn't have to pay thousands of dollars for
Speaker 1: a concert. Dick, I am just saying your keyword. You
Speaker 1: need this, you'll record it and the iHeartRadio. I feel
Speaker 1: see a record button it is party Oh p A
Speaker 1: r T. Why because I gotta it's an old reference
Speaker 1: party record that to enter to win.
Speaker 5: It's the unbelievable story of the.
Speaker 1: Day on one oh one point three kt.
Speaker 3: W B Okay found I'm gonna let you decide here.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: Do you want to hear about waterproof suits or an
Speaker 4: appendix bursting waterproof suits?
Speaker 3: Are you sure?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 5: Because I feel like you're gonna get a little too graphic.
Speaker 4: Okay, summary appendix wasn't an appendix. A woman was pregnant
Speaker 4: and gay birth.
Speaker 8: Good.
Speaker 3: You don't know that old her.
Speaker 4: I haven't bound baby mm hmm. Thought her a better bridge.
Speaker 4: They're like, no, it happens so often. You're nine months Pregnancyzy,
Speaker 4: nine months. That's something I would do, because I would
Speaker 4: be in denial about the way game. I'd be like, dude, laundry,
Speaker 4: it's getting drunk in the dryer.
Speaker 3: That's what's happening here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, couldn't be that I hooked up with someone that
Speaker 1: lined up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, waterproof suits. So this is the new trend in.
Speaker 4: Twenty five at least, this is what this guy who's
Speaker 4: designing these suits is saying.
Speaker 3: Because yeah, why here's the theory.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't have time to work out because of
Speaker 4: your job, right.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's why I don't work out.
Speaker 4: So what he is saying, you put on these suits,
Speaker 4: you work out in the suit. You can jump in
Speaker 4: the shower with the suit on to expedite the process,
Speaker 4: and then you go. You just have to blow dry
Speaker 4: your hair, that's right, and then you go to work
Speaker 4: in that.
Speaker 3: Suit because it's totally waterproof. Why just makes it?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 3: Boom boo boom boom boom.
Speaker 1: No one's that busy, did you get that busy. If
Speaker 1: you're going to do it and you're already getting in
Speaker 1: the sh I will say.
Speaker 3: The worst part.
Speaker 4: The worst part about about working out is kind of
Speaker 4: having a shower and get ready afterwards. So if you're
Speaker 4: already done up for the day, you got a suit on,
Speaker 4: you just plomp in the shower.
Speaker 1: Colt, you still you're still getting in the shower, You're
Speaker 1: still sweaty and stinky, but you still.
Speaker 3: Have a shower off and you got to, like, I
Speaker 3: don't know, choose out your out picking off woman.
Speaker 1: You would still have to if you at the shower,
Speaker 1: fix your hair, reapply makeup, unless you don't have to
Speaker 1: wash your hair every time.
Speaker 5: But if it's like a really intense, sweaty workout.
Speaker 4: You would well let me hate you with this. He
Speaker 4: also says it works at lunch hour. So if it's like,
Speaker 4: let's say you go home to your apartment during lunch, right,
Speaker 4: it's like eighty degrees out.
Speaker 5: You know what happened with me and Jake? Why am
Speaker 5: I an apartment?
Speaker 3: I don't know. You want to hit it, hit the
Speaker 3: pool really quick.
Speaker 4: So he's saying you could actually use your lunch hour
Speaker 4: to go swimming with your suit, and then you just
Speaker 4: go back to the office.
Speaker 1: Can we go back a second. Why am I living
Speaker 1: in an apartment though? Because I thought I was happily
Speaker 1: married in a house and I just don't know what's happening.
Speaker 4: I had to paint you in a scenario where you
Speaker 4: had a pool and you you obviously don't.
Speaker 1: Oh, so this was you pointing out that I am
Speaker 1: a poor and I don't have a pool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, your husband wanted to get a pool, but you
Speaker 4: said no because it would finance the gripple.
Speaker 1: You if we would sick, we would have to move
Speaker 1: into the pool.
Speaker 5: I would have no mind. We have to rent out
Speaker 5: the house a house.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, grow up. You could the artage you.
Speaker 1: If you were married, you would be in so much debts,
Speaker 1: filing for bankrupt.
Speaker 3: For no reason, for no reason, you would awesome.
Speaker 5: So you know those suits sound stupid?
Speaker 3: Got it?
Speaker 4: Three thousand dollars by the way out, three thousand.
Speaker 5: That's your unbelievable story of the day.
Speaker 1: We're going to come back.
Speaker 5: And we wrote dating profiles for each other because why not.
Speaker 1: Kiss one on one point three Katie w b with
Speaker 1: Thallon and colts. So we've been together almost a year now.
Speaker 3: It's beautiful, it really is.
Speaker 1: And a lot of people, you know, when they get married,
Speaker 1: they have vows. But I've learned a lot about you
Speaker 1: through time cult, and I thought if you were single,
Speaker 1: I know you well enough that I could put together
Speaker 1: pretty catchy dating profile for you. Oh thanks, and maybe
Speaker 1: you don't know a lot about cult. This might give
Speaker 1: you a little insight.
Speaker 3: Is it going to be creepy? Did you make me
Speaker 3: seem weird?
Speaker 1: I made you seem like you? Okay, okay, So your headline,
Speaker 1: if you have like a headline, it would be hot cheetos.
Speaker 1: In one hand your future bad decision and the other
Speaker 1: a right.
Speaker 4: Wait, I thought you thought it was gonna make me
Speaker 4: look bad, So you start with hot cheetos and then
Speaker 4: yeah you're gonnare this?
Speaker 5: Here we go? Here we go.
Speaker 1: Professional snack enthusiast, aspiring entrepreneur. I ride I ride an
Speaker 1: e bike because cars are from people who aren't busy
Speaker 1: hustling on the next big thing, and also because I
Speaker 1: may or may not have spent my car fund on
Speaker 1: a can't fail pyramids ki.
Speaker 5: I don't read emails because who has time for that?
Speaker 1: When I'm too busy jamming to Beauty and a Beat
Speaker 1: by Justin Bieber on repeat, I love a good snack,
Speaker 1: a bad idea, and saying flex like it's still relevant
Speaker 1: if you're down for someone who lives life on two
Speaker 1: wheels and occasionally on the edge, Swipe right bonus points.
Speaker 1: If you're okay sharing hot Cheetos and occasionally explaining what's
Speaker 1: in my inbox, Let's ride into the sunset on my
Speaker 1: e bike.
Speaker 5: Obviously this was.
Speaker 4: Supposed to be like somebody that could click on, which
Speaker 4: almost makes it worse that you was so true, because.
Speaker 1: I know, but I think the person's like, oh, he
Speaker 1: has personality, that's funny.
Speaker 5: Does he really have an e bike?
Speaker 1: Though in no car that would be a big The
Speaker 1: biggest red flag is the e bike.
Speaker 4: So the personality is cool. But you could have said
Speaker 4: looks like the profile pick would have captured their eye.
Speaker 3: But you didn't say that.
Speaker 5: Your profile pictures on you.
Speaker 1: If you physically want to attract the attention this, they
Speaker 1: can see what you look like.
Speaker 5: You can't lie about it.
Speaker 3: You suppose you're telling you no, would you write about me?
Speaker 8: Is it?
Speaker 5: Is it flattering?
Speaker 4: Do you regret? Dear, regret what you wrote about me?
Speaker 4: It's like almost more serious, Like you definitely land at
Speaker 4: ten with us. I feel like radio and TV host
Speaker 4: by day, pilate's workouts by night.
Speaker 5: No, no, I never put that in my profile.
Speaker 1: The guy's gonna have a tooet body and I like.
Speaker 4: Oh, catfish, I'm proud parent to an amazing daughter who
Speaker 4: keeps life exciting.
Speaker 5: No, oh my god, in this scenario, I do not
Speaker 5: have kids.
Speaker 3: Oh you don't.
Speaker 5: No, I don't have a husband or kids.
Speaker 3: Well, you do have a kid. The husband's ex menocado though,
Speaker 3: I'd believable. Again.
Speaker 4: I'm a foodie with the soft spot for diet coke
Speaker 4: giving a trashy but glassy looking for someone who loves
Speaker 4: good conversations.
Speaker 3: Don't look at me like that.
Speaker 4: This is a good a great sense of humor, and
Speaker 4: doesn't mind sharing snacks I do.
Speaker 5: I don't want to share my snacks.
Speaker 4: If you can keep up with my sarcasm and enthusiasm
Speaker 4: for life, you're definitely the fit for me. I probably
Speaker 4: will out all your dirty laundry on the radio, but
Speaker 4: it keeps life interesting. Yeah, hit me out, let me know.
Speaker 1: I would never write hit me up, let me know,
Speaker 1: but you nailed it.
Speaker 3: Other than that.
Speaker 5: Again, I would.
Speaker 1: There are certain things because when someone puts they do
Speaker 1: pilates in their bio, it immediately sends a signal like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's got a towy body.
Speaker 3: Well you do you do pilates?
Speaker 5: I think you doing it? Type body like it. You
Speaker 5: didn't say that.
Speaker 4: It just feels like an HR violation over seeing my
Speaker 4: coworker has a tweight body.
Speaker 1: God forbid you'd give me a little boost because I'm
Speaker 1: too haavy to boost omo.
Speaker 3: Okay, well got me a week. Is that a beta?
Speaker 5: You are a beta? We are already clarified.
Speaker 4: I'm not like a hybrid hybrid what I'm an apha
Speaker 4: like an alpha beta alpha.
Speaker 5: You are an alphabe, that's for sure. Hello alpha be Yes,
Speaker 5: we have a keyword.
Speaker 1: Yes, we're sending someone to the Grammys. That's part of
Speaker 1: the Ultimate Ticket, which is so cool, so cool. You'rearna
Speaker 1: be posting. You're like, oh, I'm just sitting my next
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, that big dy la la la, And everyone's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Alexandra, how did you get this? You
Speaker 1: met Katy w B shut up? So you got to
Speaker 1: enter the win though, because the Ultimate ticket gets you
Speaker 1: it look at literally a trip of the Grammys and
Speaker 1: all the best shows here in the Twin Cities. Like
Speaker 1: says that, Yeah, I's just a mckinder clomar. We have
Speaker 1: tickets for that. You had a pair of tickets to
Speaker 1: all those. You just have to record yourself saying the
Speaker 1: keyword concert.
Speaker 5: In the iHeartRadio app, it's clip quiz on kd WB.
Speaker 1: It's time for clip quiz on Katie w B. That
Speaker 1: means Teddy boyer friend of the show. He has returned.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Last week ted destroyed me in a hurtful way where
Speaker 1: he got like zero points round one, that got all
Speaker 1: four points in round two to easily beat me.
Speaker 4: And uh.
Speaker 1: Cole, who claims he's never good at this game, was like,
Speaker 1: Oh want to play, So here we go. I'm hosting
Speaker 1: this week. Are you ready called?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got this.
Speaker 1: Had anything new in your world? How was your birthday
Speaker 1: you just celebrated.
Speaker 12: Oh, my birthday was wonderful. You know, another year around
Speaker 12: the sun thirty two years young?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 12: I know, yeah, you know, went and got some chicken
Speaker 12: strips and went bowling, because that's what every.
Speaker 1: Year old year old does and every five year old.
Speaker 1: It's a great work.
Speaker 3: For any age. Never grow up.
Speaker 5: Never never all right.
Speaker 1: So how the game works is I do play a
Speaker 1: clip of a movie, a TV show and a song.
Speaker 1: You have to guess each and then what year they
Speaker 1: came out. So let's kick it off with who wants
Speaker 1: to go first? I don't care to be I'll go first.
Speaker 3: I guess whatever.
Speaker 1: All right, Colt, here is your movie, se rolled together
Speaker 1: in a rush.
Speaker 3: The masks sometimes in the morning, it's so okay, I
Speaker 3: have to force myself to remember everything that happened.
Speaker 1: Okay, that is your movie.
Speaker 3: Behind the mask?
Speaker 4: Dude, was it Johnny Depp? Her face didn't light up? Nope,
Speaker 4: behind me. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5: Correct, you don't know. The answer is the Batman.
Speaker 4: Okay, it wasn't brady enough for Batman. Batman.
Speaker 3: I picture like something a.
Speaker 5: Little more, and that was Batman. That could have been
Speaker 5: a different character.
Speaker 4: In this Thanks for giving me somebody not who's Batman
Speaker 4: from the Batman movie?
Speaker 5: Said Harrie, can you do everything for you? Okay? Here's
Speaker 5: your TV show?
Speaker 3: Okay, I am a person.
Speaker 8: You are not.
Speaker 3: I make the decisions.
Speaker 11: You do not.
Speaker 3: And if you ever do anything to my fingers, know.
Speaker 1: That I will keep you alive long enough to horribly
Speaker 1: regret that.
Speaker 4: Okay, is that weird Megan Fox move or TV show
Speaker 4: on Netflix some sort of it's some sort of obscure
Speaker 4: at the I don't know.
Speaker 5: Severance is that?
Speaker 3: Oh dude, Apple plus over raging.
Speaker 1: People over hype about the season two? So very topical.
Speaker 1: Here's your song?
Speaker 3: Oh, Charlie pood the light switch?
Speaker 1: Got it?
Speaker 3: That song?
Speaker 5: What year did they come out?
Speaker 3: These all came out in twenty twenty two?
Speaker 13: That is.
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 5: Two points ted. Here is your movie someone's going to.
Speaker 12: Get launched for You might be younger, taller, better looking, richer,
Speaker 12: more talented, but mother thrive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead, it won't do. Are you kidding me? Okay,
Speaker 3: it's just such a lab for dead. I know that's
Speaker 3: Steve O.
Speaker 12: I'm gonna guess Jackass forever new the name?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Okay, fourth movie?
Speaker 5: All right, here is your TV show?
Speaker 3: I like too better with classes, too bad? I like
Speaker 3: me better without them.
Speaker 8: Okay, Yeah, ok guys, guys, I mean I don't know
Speaker 8: about you, but well I think it's.
Speaker 1: Time for.
Speaker 3: I have no idea.
Speaker 12: I'm gonna guess one of those Netflix like rom com
Speaker 12: shows like the Summer I turned pretty.
Speaker 5: Is that Amazon Prime?
Speaker 3: But that's the show. Okay.
Speaker 4: Well she said something about glass that plays coy and
Speaker 4: he actually knows the answer and he's like, that's my
Speaker 4: guilty pleasure.
Speaker 5: Tad, here is your song saying wait this house.
Speaker 3: Month ham On Angus cloud La. I got him on
Speaker 3: the bandwagon.
Speaker 1: Now out time.
Speaker 3: I ain't even gott no downtime. Every time I speak,
Speaker 3: she say, yeah, it sounds fun. I'm gonna first class
Speaker 3: Jack Harlow.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what year did they come out?
Speaker 3: I want to go twenty twenty three?
Speaker 5: Oh, oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: I am shocked. I got that. You guys are looking
Speaker 3: at each other weird or something. Collusions. You were texting
Speaker 3: when Ted was on his way.
Speaker 5: If I wasn't helping, he want to be you.
Speaker 1: He taxes at meet out. That is round one of
Speaker 1: clip Quiz. We'll see if Ted, I don't know chokes
Speaker 1: and cold comes back in part two on Katie w B.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I said.
Speaker 5: It's clip Quiz on kd w B one.
Speaker 1: To one point three Katie w B with Ballon and
Speaker 1: Colt and clip Quiz Round two. Ted is joining us.
Speaker 1: He's a good friend of our show, and he goes
Speaker 1: into round too, with four points to Cults two points.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, I feel I feel confident you.
Speaker 5: Got this boy. Maybe not, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we kicked it off with Cult before, so Cult.
Speaker 5: Here is your movie.
Speaker 8: The tin, the chemistry between us, little boy, play with
Speaker 8: the fire, get their fingers first, so hot Jesus.
Speaker 7: Second, I'm screaming at that.
Speaker 3: You know what's like music?
Speaker 1: I know it's it's even helping me feel so bad
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 4: Well, I know it's like a Mama Mia, but I wasn't.
Speaker 4: I wasn't sure if it was like the second movie
Speaker 4: of it or the first, the first original, right right, right.
Speaker 5: Okay, Here is your TV show. Here's your seven C's
Speaker 5: high manual.
Speaker 1: Don't lose it.
Speaker 5: It will be your life preserver.
Speaker 1: Or your anchor. Don't worry, your children are safe.
Speaker 5: Is this your regular sweet assignments?
Speaker 3: Oh sweet life?
Speaker 12: Yeah, very nice, Big Disney channel.
Speaker 5: I had to lean into his specialty and.
Speaker 3: Special you are, plus the Disney and Disney adult.
Speaker 5: That is kind of your thing.
Speaker 1: Here is your.
Speaker 3: Song, Oh neo closer?
Speaker 5: Oh kid?
Speaker 3: Wait? Can you hit it? Wait? Hit it one more time?
Speaker 3: Because I just can't stop.
Speaker 5: So right, all right, Tick, tell me they're quit stalling.
Speaker 3: Dang dude, Okay, come close, sir.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, could you take longer two thousand and
Speaker 1: eight to buy Ted? You have to get at least
Speaker 1: three to win, two to tie.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 1: Colt never been more proud of himself. All right, here
Speaker 1: is your movie, Ted?
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 13: So my boyfriend texted me this morning and he was like,
Speaker 13: look outside your door. Oh, but you know I look
Speaker 13: outside my door and my boyfriends.
Speaker 1: Know where to be found.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 1: But there's like this giant white bear on the ground.
Speaker 5: Yeah, not like Swiss thing?
Speaker 3: Ever and ever?
Speaker 5: Do you live here in this building?
Speaker 6: Because I see you in the lobby all the time
Speaker 6: because I live here.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: It's a two very famous people, arguably one of the
Speaker 1: most famous people in the world, is it?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 12: You just said famous people in the world giving him hand?
Speaker 12: That makes me think Taylor Swift? Was she in that
Speaker 12: Valentine's Day movie?
Speaker 1: That was all.
Speaker 5: I wanted to be interesting? Okay? Here is your TV show?
Speaker 3: Tell us about you do? Okay, it's called The Snowby.
Speaker 3: What it makes sense now? Is that victorious?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you're died now?
Speaker 3: You Ted? Nowang it. By the way, you know.
Speaker 7: Not a song tad.
Speaker 3: You can't tell me nothing.
Speaker 2: Did you.
Speaker 3: An obscure a song.
Speaker 2: Tea?
Speaker 3: To teach me how to Douggie?
Speaker 1: This is I knew he knows the name, but does
Speaker 1: he know the artist? That's the difficult part?
Speaker 12: Is it Cali Swag District?
Speaker 3: Also, you just left teach me how to like are
Speaker 3: you even trying on this one?
Speaker 4: For Taylor Swift? Obviously you win. You winked at him
Speaker 4: when you played victorious. You know I would have got
Speaker 4: teach me how to Douggy?
Speaker 5: That's true, true, true, heed.
Speaker 12: Okay, I want to say it was like a junior
Speaker 12: in high school. I'm gonna go twenty eleven.
Speaker 1: It was twenty ten.
Speaker 12: Even back.
Speaker 1: To be fair, even without my point, you would have tied.
Speaker 1: And I didn't really give him the point. I just
Speaker 1: said huge celebrity, which could have been anyone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my head went to Sydney Sweeney when she said
Speaker 4: that I would have gone wrong.
Speaker 5: That's clip quiz on KTWB one on.
Speaker 1: One they announced its day selling a cult on one
Speaker 1: on one point three KTWB that not only with the
Speaker 1: ultimate ticket do you get tickets to all the huge
Speaker 1: KDWB shows coming to the Twin Cities, which, let me
Speaker 1: be honest, I feel like it was enough, I said,
Speaker 1: rich to our bosses said that is enough. You're getting
Speaker 1: You're getting too giving, I said, christ missus, I don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's spread it out. He said, no, fallon, I insist.
Speaker 1: It's called the ultimate tickets. We also have to give them.
Speaker 5: Airfare, hotel and tickets to the Grammys. I said, what
Speaker 5: you never get made tickets to the Grammy's rich? He said,
Speaker 5: shut up, found you have a job.
Speaker 3: I said, that's fair, it's no such thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. So we do have your keyword, your
Speaker 1: chance to win all the tickets. You were chord your
Speaker 1: voice in the iHeartRadio app saying music, what are you
Speaker 1: laughing at?
Speaker 3: All the tickets? But it's like sounds fague.
Speaker 1: Literally, if you ever had that dream of like throwing
Speaker 1: money up in the air, like to make it rain,
Speaker 1: you'll be able to do that with tickets. It's very
Speaker 1: exciting music. That's your key word. You can record.
Speaker 5: Okay, put this up on Facebook. A man blew up.
Speaker 5: People were like really.
Speaker 1: Excited and hype to do anything, like basically you can
Speaker 1: whind about.
Speaker 5: So here's how it goes. You get to.
Speaker 1: Whine about one thing, one thing at six five, one, nine,
Speaker 1: eight nine. Katie W. B put this up on Facebook.
Speaker 3: Blew up.
Speaker 5: Everyone had one thing to wind about.
Speaker 3: Don't we all give me your favorites?
Speaker 1: Thank you for asking. Causinia said, why do we have
Speaker 1: to pay for everything? That's a great wine? That's a
Speaker 1: great wine. Donna says, my dog gets to live rent free,
Speaker 1: stress free and live her best life while over her
Speaker 1: stress and providing her all of that.
Speaker 3: But in this situation, I'm not saying.
Speaker 4: I don't want to say like sugar mama, because that'd
Speaker 4: be a weird thing with a dog, right.
Speaker 1: The relationship she's looking for you.
Speaker 4: But also it's kind of like when you have somebody
Speaker 4: in your life who like brings you a lot of joy,
Speaker 4: that seems like a payoff of like, yeah, you can
Speaker 4: live here rent free.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: We didn't find out that dog brought her joy or
Speaker 5: not true?
Speaker 3: It could be annoying.
Speaker 1: I did hear that, didn't hear that? Here we go?
Speaker 1: Mary says billionaires period when wine about billionaires. Mary's not
Speaker 1: a billionaire clearly, and I and I get it. I
Speaker 1: would be jealous of billionaires as well. Patrina, she has
Speaker 1: to whine about one thing. Sick of being fat. Sickn
Speaker 1: being so fat, she says, but I can't stop eating
Speaker 1: crap food.
Speaker 5: It's funny, but it's not. Got a lot of likes.
Speaker 4: It's so easy to be in shape. You just work
Speaker 4: out and eat healthy, but it's so hard, Like it's
Speaker 4: literally the instructions to having a fit by and just
Speaker 4: work out healthy, but it is so depit cold.
Speaker 1: Julie has an epic one her one Wine. I bit
Speaker 1: my tongue in my sleep and now I can't eat
Speaker 1: the spicy chicken sandwich from Papa sucks.
Speaker 3: I was like, why does God hate.
Speaker 1: Cherry? I'm old, I should cold eat whatever I want
Speaker 1: when I want, and not gain announce fact. But that's
Speaker 1: not how it's worked for Sherry. It's not how it's working.
Speaker 11: Sorry, I don't think she likes that NICKNAMEE you gave her,
Speaker 11: actually says my one wine, I despise my staticky hairs.
Speaker 1: The season of static baby, everybody, it's like NonStop, a
Speaker 1: lot of people just upset about groceries, eggs, prices, things
Speaker 1: like that. I totally get that this one is specifically
Speaker 1: the price of beef jerkey. I know that pain because
Speaker 1: if you were called a few months ago, I had
Speaker 1: an expensive bag of beef jerkey in here, and Bailey
Speaker 1: from the Morning Show took it upon her self to
Speaker 1: feast upon it and then replaced it with a cheaper bag.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest, a cheaper bag burn I thought
Speaker 1: you said to me.
Speaker 4: I thought about getting like a weekend job at Trader
Speaker 4: Joe's for that twenty percent off.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, dude, so awesome.
Speaker 1: No, you would take the flirting too far. You're supposed
Speaker 1: to make people feel good, but you make people feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: You want to take this off to your car?
Speaker 1: Noah, No, look on my car when you do.
Speaker 4: You've been working on your cankles.
Speaker 5: So insulting but nice.
Speaker 1: We want to hear from you. You can call in. You
Speaker 1: get to whine about one thing, and you know what,
Speaker 1: and it can't be political. I'm gonna be I like
Speaker 1: right now, I don't want we're not doing political things
Speaker 1: because that's just gonna make everything uncomfortable. You get to
Speaker 1: whine about one thing six y five one nine eight
Speaker 1: nine Katie W.
Speaker 5: B or it can text five three nine two one
Speaker 5: Katie W.
Speaker 1: B one one oh one point three, KATIEWB with fallon
Speaker 1: and cold. Do you get to whine about one thing?
Speaker 1: So a lot of people are texting in. I want
Speaker 1: to whine about my boss micromanaging and he's a manipulating jerk.
Speaker 1: Couple of things there, hikes. This text says, I want
Speaker 1: to whine about working forty hours a week. Why do
Speaker 1: we have to do that?
Speaker 3: That's a great question. Actually, why why if they land
Speaker 3: on eight hours a day?
Speaker 1: This is I get this one. I want to whine
Speaker 1: about my whiny kids who are old enough to know better. Exhausting,
Speaker 1: and we're also taking your calls. You get to whine
Speaker 1: about one thing. What's it going to be?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I feel that Honestly, that should be the
Speaker 4: only thing we're whining about today in Minnesota.
Speaker 5: That's fair.
Speaker 3: Don't worry. It's gonna be summer in six months. Can't wait.
Speaker 1: Thank you, I KATIEWB. You get to whine about one thing.
Speaker 1: What's it going to be?
Speaker 2: My one thing I'm going to whine about is pregnancy.
Speaker 2: I am eight months pregnant.
Speaker 6: I hate it.
Speaker 1: Listen, I am like you. I know some people are
Speaker 1: like I love being pregnant. My mom was like that, Oh,
Speaker 1: I just loved it. I'm like what why Now? I know,
Speaker 1: I realize we're fortunate enough to be able to get pregnant,
Speaker 1: and I want to acknowledge that. However, what are you
Speaker 1: dealing with it? Eight months pregnant?
Speaker 2: It's just everything. I don't sleep, everything hurts. I am thankful, I.
Speaker 4: Agree, but you know, it kind of gets you ready
Speaker 4: for like the real life scenario of the baby, because
Speaker 4: everything's gonna hurt.
Speaker 3: You're not gonna get sleep. It doesn't, it gets quickly.
Speaker 5: Your body hurts a little bit less after it heals.
Speaker 5: But yeah, there's that.
Speaker 1: I remember that though. And then you get to a point.
Speaker 1: I remember I was like eleven weeks out when the
Speaker 1: Minnesota State Fair came and everyone's like.
Speaker 5: Oh, good luck, you can eat so much food.
Speaker 1: I'm like no, because once you get to a certain
Speaker 1: part of pregnancy, you're you're full. Your belly's full of
Speaker 1: a baby. You don't have room for a bunch of food.
Speaker 1: So I couldn't even like beast at the fair.
Speaker 7: But I'm always starving.
Speaker 2: Yep, you can't eat a whole meal.
Speaker 1: It's uh, what does your baby do?
Speaker 3: March?
Speaker 1: And if it's a girl or you're naming it Fallon
Speaker 1: and boy naming Colt.
Speaker 3: Yep, yeah, obviously it's okay.
Speaker 4: You gotta give me, you gotta give me some money
Speaker 4: for the name, right, No, oh my god, it was fine.
Speaker 5: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Well, congratulations, thank you, welcome.
Speaker 5: Katie w B. What's your one thing you're winding about.
Speaker 10: I am so sick of my car always needing gas.
Speaker 1: It's so needy, Like literally, you're the thirstiest bee out there.
Speaker 10: Literally, I can't stand it.
Speaker 5: Now here. It also like, wait, could you look at
Speaker 5: you try and say something, but you.
Speaker 1: Also if you're about to sneeze, I can't tell what's
Speaker 1: happening with your face.
Speaker 3: You go and keep going.
Speaker 10: I live in the Twin Cities, but it's just like
Speaker 10: so inconvenient that you have to answer so many questions
Speaker 10: when you get gas and it's cold outside, and I'm sick.
Speaker 6: Of all of it.
Speaker 3: Oh dude.
Speaker 4: I was in a battle with somebody the other day,
Speaker 4: this guy and I we were on a full out war.
Speaker 4: I was trying to pump my gas. It was like
Speaker 4: negative five out right, So I would I've put like
Speaker 4: I had the handle in my car and I said it.
Speaker 4: You know how you like set it, walk back around,
Speaker 4: got in my car, Boom cuts off the gas.
Speaker 3: So I go back out.
Speaker 4: I look him in the eyes through the window, set
Speaker 4: it again, go back into my car, Boom cuts it off.
Speaker 4: Oh and I'm like, dude, it is so called out,
Speaker 4: so you can't expect me to stand here. I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna just like I'll make sure the gases get all.
Speaker 3: Over the place. Power move.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of anyone doing.
Speaker 4: So I go back out the third time, same thing.
Speaker 4: He goes, Hey, Pump three, you gotta stand out by
Speaker 4: your car. I'm like, dude, okay, fun not fun cold.
Speaker 1: This wasn't about your wine.
Speaker 3: You feel me though, right does?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 1: Thanks for calling, and I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 3: I need a man in my life. I gas for me.
Speaker 3: That's what I need. Called Jake and pump Yep, that's Jake.
Speaker 4: We'll go to call vers and do like a little
Speaker 4: dates at the end.
Speaker 3: You can do a little more than that too, all right.
Speaker 5: I don't hear about what he's popping on here.
Speaker 11: You know, I'm.
Speaker 1: One on one K d w B with Fallon and
Speaker 1: Colt the one K wordplay. All right, we have our
Speaker 1: contestant on the phone. What's your name Monica. You want
Speaker 1: to play the one K wordplay I do. Get ready your.
Speaker 5: Chance to win one thousand pennies Monica.
Speaker 1: How the game works is you have to match four
Speaker 1: words with one of us and it isn't easy, but
Speaker 1: I have faith in you.
Speaker 5: Who would you like to partner with today? Me or Cult?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Let's do?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 1: Perfect? All right? So Colt is going to leave the
Speaker 1: room so he won't hear your answers. I'm going to
Speaker 1: give you words, and you have to give me the
Speaker 1: first word that comes to mind. And remember, you want
Speaker 1: Cult to match you, so you want to pick something
Speaker 1: that you know he might guess too. So your first
Speaker 1: word is polar, all right. Your second word is smile happy,
Speaker 1: Your third word is drive way way okay, and your
Speaker 1: final word is clean.
Speaker 9: Oh man, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: Okay, call Colt back in, Colt back in now?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 5: Colt?
Speaker 1: Are you ready for this?
Speaker 3: Ready?
Speaker 1: Your first word is polar?
Speaker 3: Polar Shila? Are you ready for this?
Speaker 1: Monica?
Speaker 3: Monica? Monica?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, where did you forgive the name Sheila?
Speaker 3: It is bleeding? Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4: First word polar color bear, No, dang it.
Speaker 5: It's Monica and it's expressed smile.
Speaker 3: Smile, smile, smile, happy, Yes.
Speaker 1: Nice drive slow nope, way, oh yeah, that's good. Clean
Speaker 1: Why this one?
Speaker 5: This one made her pause for a moment.
Speaker 3: Too clean clean hair, she was house.
Speaker 5: Well, you got one match.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, that's not a wind say with me, Monica, I
Speaker 1: thanks for trying, have a good day, Thank you, bye bye.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, your keyword, your chance to
Speaker 1: win the Ultimate ticket, record yourself saying live in the
Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app. The app is free, bunch of cool new features,
Speaker 1: by the way, but the best thing about it for
Speaker 1: you right now is you hit the record button little
Speaker 1: microphone and you can say.
Speaker 5: Live and you were entered to.
Speaker 1: Win the Ultimate Ticket what he is announce today? You
Speaker 1: get Grammy tickets with that Ultimate ticket, so pretty epic.
Speaker 1: One on one point three katiewb with Fallon and Cult.
Speaker 1: We have your keyword coming up in just a couple
Speaker 1: of minutes, your chance to win one thousand dollars Fellow
Speaker 1: vkpay day Baby. Okay, so you know, obviously they banned
Speaker 1: TikTok for a moment. It came back, but if you
Speaker 1: deleted the app, you cannot redownload it because it's not
Speaker 1: in the app Store anymore.
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, is that true? Yeah, because I'll lead
Speaker 4: to the app. I don't even try to re download it.
Speaker 4: You can't wait a minute. So you're telling me why
Speaker 4: would go delea the app? I thought it was going forever?
Speaker 4: So I was like, all right bye, everyone.
Speaker 5: Knew it wasn't gone forever the way they were.
Speaker 4: Plus, you send me your videos and like some out
Speaker 4: eight gigabyte sessions, so I don't have like no no memory.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means, but I will say
Speaker 1: this that, yeah, that's a big mistake was made.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and also do that you know why I don't
Speaker 1: know that because you no longer have TikTok. So you
Speaker 1: don't know because you're on reels, which is a month old.
Speaker 1: But uh so they say that, like you know, there's
Speaker 1: a ninety day extension, but it could be removed again.
Speaker 1: And I thought of all the things to be banned,
Speaker 1: I think we could do better. I think we come
Speaker 1: up with a better list than that. Okay, so I'm
Speaker 1: just going to dive in. Yeah, it's good things that
Speaker 1: I think should be banned. Coworkers who ask questions at
Speaker 1: the end of the meeting. The meeting already went on
Speaker 1: too long. Send a follow up question an email. You're
Speaker 1: driving me nuts, You're extending it. It's like you want
Speaker 1: to know, you want the boss to know, you are listening,
Speaker 1: and you're there. You're just being a suck up and
Speaker 1: you're wasting my time.
Speaker 4: What about mosquitoes, that's obvious they should be banned, Yeah,
Speaker 4: a better effort. People are just out here like getting
Speaker 4: bit like it's no biggie, and it's like, dude, why
Speaker 4: don't we just like actually put our heads together figure
Speaker 4: out how to I don't care about Mars.
Speaker 3: Why are we going to Mars?
Speaker 5: They're hard ways to keep them out of your yard.
Speaker 1: But then it's a bunch of like basically killer that's
Speaker 1: going to take off important things like pollinators.
Speaker 3: Why somebody with a vacuum just can like collecting all
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 5: You have the worst ideas I've ever I did in
Speaker 5: my life.
Speaker 1: All Right, things that should be banned texting K, just
Speaker 1: the letter K. Anyone that texts me K. I think
Speaker 1: they're mad at me. I'm a I'm a spiral person,
Speaker 1: so I'm like, oh, they're mad.
Speaker 3: What did I do?
Speaker 1: And then I started thinking about things I think about
Speaker 1: confessing things that I don't even know what I did,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I just confess.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. What about jelly filled donuts.
Speaker 1: I don't get them.
Speaker 3: Disgusted.
Speaker 5: I don't even cream field either. I just want like
Speaker 5: a donut.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 1: Oh you're into cream. I spot that from a mile away.
Speaker 1: You're a cream filled boy.
Speaker 4: What about places that make you pay for parking after
Speaker 4: you already spent fifty dollars to get inside the establishment?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Every day? Not just that, Like there
Speaker 1: are so many restaurants. I know it's not their fault,
Speaker 1: Like when they're in convenient spots like downtown, you get
Speaker 1: to pay for street parking. Other day I had the
Speaker 1: slowest service of my life. And because of that, my
Speaker 1: parking meet or whenever by five minutes and I got
Speaker 1: a ticket.
Speaker 5: They were watching my car.
Speaker 1: Okay, group text with twenty people who won't stop replying
Speaker 1: should be banned.
Speaker 5: I have to put so many group texts.
Speaker 1: Pretty much every group text I'm on is on do
Speaker 1: not disturbed because I can't take it.
Speaker 4: What about and I don't know how they would do this,
Speaker 4: but like when you wash your clothes, but then you
Speaker 4: take them out of the dryer and they still smell musty?
Speaker 3: Is there a way to could band that?
Speaker 1: I think you honestly, you can add just like vinegar
Speaker 1: and baking soda kind of thing to the washer and
Speaker 1: stop being grossed.
Speaker 3: I gotta smell vinegar.
Speaker 1: Though, that also tells me that you left them in
Speaker 1: the washer for way too long, different point in time,
Speaker 1: and that's what happens.
Speaker 3: I'm I'll blame my wife on that one.
Speaker 1: Oh why cause one.
Speaker 5: Seems like you don't things.
Speaker 1: I do a lot things that should be banned instead
Speaker 1: of TikTok unskippable ads on YouTube. I don't want to
Speaker 1: wait ten more seconds. Please just let me watch my
Speaker 1: Mariah Carey music video, like why You're so cheap?
Speaker 3: Just get the YouTube premium dollars.
Speaker 1: Everything is just fifteen dollars and it adds in to
Speaker 1: a million.
Speaker 5: The number one budgeter.
Speaker 1: I know that's crazy that you would even imply I
Speaker 1: should do that.
Speaker 3: I'll let you use mine.
Speaker 1: Sick come in things that should be banned. Open mouth tours?
Speaker 1: How old are you quit it? Shut your mouth hull?
Speaker 1: I don't want to see your food.
Speaker 3: What do they have a breathing problem? They can't like
Speaker 3: the sun the wrong with the nose.
Speaker 1: Then suffocate. I don't want to hear I don't want
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that.
Speaker 11: You want to.
Speaker 1: KATWB how today's trending with fellon and cold on one
Speaker 1: on one? All right, it's obviously so so cold and
Speaker 1: they're like, don't leave air, assaults, water, eggs, sodas, humans,
Speaker 1: pets in your car. Right, so those are things we know.
Speaker 1: We all agree, we know, right, yeah, do that when
Speaker 1: I okay, can I tell you how dumb I am?
Speaker 1: When I first read eggs, my mind went to scrambled eggs,
Speaker 1: and I was like, why I didn't even think about
Speaker 1: just regular eggs because they'd explode. So that's so stupid.
Speaker 3: That makes sense, It.
Speaker 5: Does make a lot of sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so, oh you know what. We never talked
Speaker 1: about this, but we uh, this doesn't affect anything with
Speaker 1: our show here in the Twin Cities. But Colt and
Speaker 1: I had exciting news and it's like a trending thing
Speaker 1: for us. We made a little announcement, but they are
Speaker 1: syndicating our show on a radio station in Salt.
Speaker 5: Lake City, which is that that's very personal.
Speaker 1: It's like, we don't are going to overly talk about
Speaker 1: it because it does not affect anything we're doing here
Speaker 1: in the Twin Cities.
Speaker 4: No, but it's pretty much just at thanks to you
Speaker 4: from making us like crazy and fun. I think the
Speaker 4: one thing I like the most is like not knowing
Speaker 4: what crazy stuff someone's going to call them and say
Speaker 4: absolutely we feed off of it, and it's like, dude,
Speaker 4: if they're crazy, we can be crazy, right, So.
Speaker 1: We just appreciate you very much. All that means is
Speaker 1: some people are like what does that mean? They basically
Speaker 1: take our show here and kind of like condense it
Speaker 1: down and put it on the station there, and it's
Speaker 1: like seven to eleven PM on a station in Salt
Speaker 1: Lake City, which is very cool for us.
Speaker 3: And it's just for DCS. That's the payment. That's all
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Colt and I also made jokes because we posted
Speaker 1: a video earlier announcing it, and twenty seven people have
Speaker 1: shared it. So Colt and I are so pessimistic. Our
Speaker 1: only thoughts are that it's people sharing it to talk.
Speaker 5: Crap about us, like they don't deserve it.
Speaker 1: They suck why they get.
Speaker 5: This and it made us laugh.
Speaker 1: So anyway, we appreciate you because again. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 1: only reason why we got that. This woman in Turkey
Speaker 1: has set againness world record for crushing the most amount
Speaker 1: of watermelon. She did it with her thigh five watermelons
Speaker 1: and sixty seconds, which is fine.
Speaker 5: That's so hard.
Speaker 1: Those thighs are like steel baby sod.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I have also like why a little attractive kind.
Speaker 5: Of Yeah, that makes sense for you.
Speaker 1: That is your trending. And no I didn't not it,
Speaker 1: not it, you pervert wild it's your trending.
Speaker 3: Fell on one of