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Speaker 1: All right, Chris. Uh, let me see, I'm a pressiting record?

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Speaker 2: That?

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Speaker 1: Is it rolling?

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Speaker 3: Chris?

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Speaker 1: You look over here is a recording that's rolling. Yes, gotcha?

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Oh I got your nose and I literally got your nose. Yeah,

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all right, we should probably start all right, good morning

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from Hell. You got friend Clayton with my noseless friend Chris. Chris,

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say hi to the audience.

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Speaker 4: Hi, So I died recently and my eternal punishment is

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to do this podcast where we interview everyone in the.

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Speaker 1: Afterlife and I'm Clayton. Maybe you've heard of me. I'm

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running for president of Hell. Not a big deal, but

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it is. It's huge because I'm gonna beat my brother

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in the elections. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So he's a neck and neck possibly with Satan. It's

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gonna be a close election. We'll see neck and neck

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Mono Imano Horton to o'horn hermano e Herman Tip to.

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Speaker 1: Tip Wait, no, no, no, maybe not that, Okay, moving.

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Speaker 4: On, So we have a couple questions submitted by the

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audience about the afterlife, and then we have a guest

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we're gonna interview. This is from at Nate Perkins ninety five.

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He asks what's your favorite thing to do when you

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visit Earth. I'm assuming he's talking to you, Clayton, because I.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because you don't visit Earth, you're subjected to

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a eternity in Hell. Anyways, Yeah, some of my favorite

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things to do. I mean, honestly, there's this nice little family.

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They live in Texas, the Demeriss Chris. You ever heard

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of them? You're talking about my family, that's right. Yeah,

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I go and visit your family. I show up and

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I normally dress as like an Amazon delivery guy, you know,

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and I'm just you know, and I just I just

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talk with them, you know, like I started out slow,

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just delivering packages, having friendly side banter. It's gotten the

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point they fall on invite me over for dinner. You know.

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It's like what they seem like, Yeah, I mean they've

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they're very nice, and they've said multiple times like wow,

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I'm like, oh thanks.

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you're like our son who knows that they never had.

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a sun figure because there seems to be a hole

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in their life like that.

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Speaker 4: Was never fulfilled. Yeah, I can't put my finger on it.

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So that's yeah, so that's your favorite thing to do

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay.

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Speaker 4: This question from Hailey Hester twelve, how much can I

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Speaker 1: I guess they're trying to sell their soul? Yeah, it

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sounds like it, Haley. It's a great question. Let me,

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I'm taking a look at this thing.

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Speaker 3: Hmmm.

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Speaker 1: I mean probably about a year ago you would have

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gotten a higher resale price. I mean it was it

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was in pretty good condition then. But you've I see,

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you smoked marijuana. It wasn't Colorado, so it was legal,

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but you have done a couple of things that a

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little more questionable. So that's kind of knocked some of

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the value off. It's not a bad soul. It's not

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the best I've seen. I could probably give you the

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value of a nineteen ninety five Ford Tours. How does

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that sound, Hailey? Does that sound good to you?

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Speaker 4: You're offering her eternal soul for a nineteen ninety five

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Speaker 1: I used to drive a four Tours. Those are shit? Yeah,

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funny you should say that when I'm visiting your parents.

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Is that what you got?

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Speaker 5: You want?

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Speaker 1: To trade my old car for her soul. I mean

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it's it's stained, Chris. I don't know what you're doing

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in the back seat, but it's nothing but stains, just

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like the stains on haley soul. So I don't know, Haley,

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hit me up.

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Speaker 5: Let me know.

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Speaker 1: If that's good value for you. It's probably as good

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as a dealer you're gonna get. I guarantee you. My

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brother's not gonna give you any better of a deal.

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So shit me up. Okay.

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Speaker 4: One last question. This is from at the Small One

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on Twitter. Dear Clayton Sutbro, longtime listener, longer time Chris Hayter,

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on the subject of burning. Do hell sdis make your

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pee burn? Or are there hell exclusive sdis that are

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Speaker 1: Thank you for listening and for hating Chris. It's very important. Yeah,

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so s guys work a little bit differently down here

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in Hell. The more you have, the better off you

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Speaker 4: Is it like a really good thing to just like

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pee blood?

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Speaker 1: Is that like, wow, it's preferred? Yeah? I means that

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means that you're very experienced, You've had several partners, you

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know what you're doing you know, and that's how things

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Speaker 4: Well, then are there like seds that are worse than

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but down here we have the applause. It's just the

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same thing, but just a lot more of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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want to collect them all like Pokemon or something funny

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named after Pokemon. If you want the more extreme version

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of crabs, then you have Kingler. Okay, so they evolve.

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Oh yeah, yeah, no, they evolve. Clayton's winner uses blood spurt.

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It's super effective. I bet it is.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So Clayton, who do we have to interview this week?

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Speaker 1: Well, Chris, you know, I've been really going through a

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phase where I'm just getting into mysteries, you know, and

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I'm a huge proponent for journalism. My brother he's always

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talking about, oh, fake news whatever, blah blah blah. But

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I love journalists. So I've got Hell's number one journalists.

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We're gonna bring him on and he's gonna talk to

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us about his cool job. Maybe, you know, just maybe

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he'll write a cool story about me for all of

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his followers to read. I mean, yeah, any press is

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good press. That's right, all press, Every single bit of

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press is great press.

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Speaker 4: And I'm impressed that you'd go so far to bring

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Speaker 1: A right, let's hold on, hold on, let me pour

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a delicious cup from my fringe. Press. Keep going from

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keep going with the press jokes. What else is pressed?

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Speaker 4: But uh, stop, the press is nothing? Really, well, why

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don't we press open on the door to let him in?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good, all right, here we go and come

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Speaker 3: Oh god, that that's a terrifying door. Oh you are

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hard to look at. Somebody, get this guy a nose. Cliffhanger. Everybody,

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how you guys doing?

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Speaker 1: Oh great, great to see you, Cliff.

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Speaker 4: So wait, your name is Cliffhanger.

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Speaker 3: That's true. Yes, it's born raised Cliffhanger. I think that's

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how I got into this gig after all.

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Speaker 4: So, wait, isn't that a little on the nose.

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Speaker 3: We should be talking about noses right now.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we've we've covered a lot of noses.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of nose talk today, Chris.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna put your nose back on. It's hard to

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watch you look. Yeah, Lord knows, we've had enough nose puns. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So you're a journalist, mister hangar.

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Speaker 3: I'm a journalist.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I've written for such publications as The New York Crimes,

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the Washington Ghost you might have seen. I was on

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seventeen magazine as well.

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Speaker 1: Oh, yes, of course. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I don't really like print media anymore though. You know,

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I thought we were doing well, I thought we were

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selling out, But turns out our entire stock was just burning. Right,

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It's not a print doesn't work in hell, turns.

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Speaker 1: Out dying medium.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean literally, if it's going to die somewhere,

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it's a good place for end up.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like print media died up on Earth and

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then it came down here, and then it died down

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here too. It's not doing good at all.

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Speaker 4: Oh so it's yeah, it's like double dead.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, I mean those are some pretty I assume

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impressive credentials. But if you, I mean, if you're not

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doing like print anymore, what do you how do you

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to enter the digital space, working on audio publications, and

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Speaker 1: Okay, and how long are these?

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Speaker 3: Like that's about thirty to sixty minute audio stories?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Interesting, sounds like a cool idea. Yeah, it sounds

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like a podcast. No, no, no, because like we're Hell's

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number one podcast, so you know we can't have competition.

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a podcast. Let's move on though, Like what kind of

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Tragic story. Really it's a tear jerker. But we're just

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star series with Pandora, you know, all the stuff that

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you can look forward to that. You can subscribe to

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it when it comes out. It will be weekly and

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it will be audio format, just like the other one.

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Speaker 2: Mm.

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Speaker 1: Okay, cool, cool.

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Speaker 4: Any any other ones that like you might recommend to

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our audience to listen to.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I actually had a pilot series a few years

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back called Up and Famished.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's a mystery show, just like the other ones

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a little bit, but it's about demons who had their

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lunches stolen from break rooms.

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Speaker 1: Wow, the greatest mystery of all.

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Speaker 3: There's a lot of twists and turns that you wouldn't expect.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, is it just stolen lunch?

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Speaker 3: It's mostly stolen lunch. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, but I

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don't I don't want to spoil the twist.

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Speaker 1: Oh is it breakfast?

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Speaker 3: It's breakfast, Okay, it's breakfast stolen from rooms. Okay, that's

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it's simple enough. I'm not too proud of it. But

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you can listen to it if you want. I'd appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: Any other good not podcasts that you've made.

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Speaker 3: Project named s Town, it's mostly about the renovation of

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the South Hell Kaiju pooping grounds, you know, and how

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it turned into the major metropolis that it is today.

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Speaker 4: Oh so it's just about like giant poop buildings.

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Speaker 3: Well, if you want to simplify it.

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Speaker 1: Sure, Yeah, I mean it's actually it's I think that

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you guys were originally gonna call it Shittown, but they

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a great show name for a podcast. I mean, I

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mean an audio thirty minute story. Anyways. Yeah, yeah, no,

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s sounds great.

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Speaker 3: Huh exactly exactly.

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Speaker 1: So you know what's going on, Like, what's the latest

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thing you've been working on.

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Speaker 3: Well, if I'm honest, you know, I'm trying something new.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: I'm usually in the mysteries, usually into history and stuff.

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But today I sat down with somebody. It was a

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really cool individual, and I might enter the political space

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with this one. This guy's got an amazing story. If

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you've heard of Gambo, Nope, never heard of him.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't ring a bell.

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Speaker 3: No, Oh, I've almost become his campaign manager at this point.

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 3: We just went to the printing presses again, not paper medium,

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but merch like. We're getting his name out there for

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the first time. Oh, you can get a Gambo shirt

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for president, right, show your support.

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Speaker 1: No you can't.

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Speaker 4: Actually you probably shouldn't, because maybe, no, you shouldn't. No,

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mister Cliff, what are the elements of a good story?

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Speaker 5: You know?

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Speaker 3: I'm glad you asked, because when it comes to a

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fascinating hook of a story, I look for mystery, intrigue,

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and sometimes a little murder. Oh, especially if it's unsolved.

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Speaker 4: Ooh ah, anything right now that's tickling your fancy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, actually, there's a case I'm working on. Just check

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some my notes here real quick.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh.

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Speaker 3: August second, twenty twenty, Mansonville, a quiet neighborhood in the

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suburbs of Hell, has a spike in missing demons. Many

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of them are brutally murdered. When I look at a

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map of the incidents, they seem to radiate all around

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one region in particular.

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Speaker 4: So sorry, I like the music, but yeah, that was

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cool music. That's pretty good at the keyboard. Why are

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you playing a keyboard though?

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Speaker 3: August third, twenty twenty Oh, okay, I can do it.

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The best way to find answers is to ask the

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right questions. So I traveled to Mansonville myself with inquiries.

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In tow I visit the home of the missing persons,

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but they've already been swept by the authorities. So I

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decided to talk to some of the residents of Mansonville,

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in that one region where the crimes are most dense.

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I start by knocking on the door of six three

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six Slaughter Lane, but there's no answer. Perhaps the tenant

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wouldn't talk because they had feared for their life, or

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maybe just another missing demon. I continue my search for

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more residents when I encounter a demon named Jesus. I

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recorded our subsequent interview.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, even he brought his recorder and the keyboard.

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That's wow. He can't prepared, are you?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: And he's playing it now? Okay, okay, there, I guess

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we'll just be quiet. What fuck?

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Speaker 5: Hello?

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Speaker 3: Hi, Yes, my name is Cliff Hanger. You could just

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call me Cliff. Okay, what's your name? May I ask?

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Speaker 5: Uh? My name hayesus? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Interesting?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? What do you what do you need?

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Speaker 3: Well? Yeah, I just had a couple of questions.

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Speaker 5: You see.

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Speaker 3: I hate to be so forward and coming to your

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place and asking who you are, but there's a lot

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of missing demons in the area, and uh, you know,

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I I have to ask, have you seen anything fishy

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around here? Nah?

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Speaker 2: Haven't seen nothing, having heard nothing, ain't nothing happening around

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these parts.

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Speaker 3: You look a little flush in your cheeks. Do you

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mind if I come in?

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Speaker 5: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Sure? What not?

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Speaker 5: You know, I'm I'm feeling frisky today. Sure, come here.

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Speaker 3: Oh, thank you, thank you? Lovely place you got here? Yeah,

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not too bad, you know, newly renovated. I'm joining myself

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joining yourself quite a bit. There's a lot of uh crucifixes,

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are those?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah? You notice that?

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Speaker 3: Huh yeah, No, that's what they are there. They look

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the right way up.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just I.

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Speaker 2: Had the ac all blasts, so it must have flipped

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them right side up.

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Speaker 3: It knocked him upward interesting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, if you know, if I just

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turned it down, they'll just way back down and flip.

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Speaker 5: No, you know, nothing to worry about, you know.

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Speaker 3: That's fair, that's fair.

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Speaker 2: It's a newly rated in a new ac This thing

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blast and kicked, you know, like you wouldn't know.

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Speaker 3: So uh yeah, it's a pretty cozy neighborhood you got here.

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I like the place, but you really haven't noticed that

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most of the demons in this area have been missing,

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just not here.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I mean you're talking about missing people. You're

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talking about Jim, So you know Jim. I didn't mean

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I know Jim. I know Jim is not missing. Uh

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huh yeah, I mean.

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Speaker 3: Tell me about Jim.

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Speaker 5: I mean, Jim's it's a great person, you know what

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I mean.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you might not have a a head, but

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that's just normal around here.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't have a head normally he did, like last

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week when he was still around, he didn't have a head,

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or was that kind of somewhere after he disappeared. He

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might have might have lost his head there.

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Speaker 5: Who's to say.

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Speaker 2: I've seen him around and maybe I've seen him lately

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without a head, But that's just look I see you

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John notes down. I'm gonna stop you right there. I've

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got things to do here, know what I mean, I've

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got people to hang. I mean people to bank. A

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busy guy, I got busy. Yeah, I get it, I

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get it.

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Speaker 3: You know what. Let me get out of your horns

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or back out of here? Yeah, Jim though, I'd love

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to hear more about Jim sometime. Can I get your number?

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Uh for the off and off? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: You know, I'll shoot you. Uh. And it's the message

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you got a DM I can slide into. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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here's my car. Here's my car.

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Speaker 3: Don't don't hesitate to text? Call, send pictures all right?

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Occasional information? What have you got?

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Speaker 5: You know? Send you all the information? Okay? You out?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 5: All my sex toys? A get warm Bye.

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Speaker 3: It's clear that Hajesus knows more than he's letting on.

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Could he be an angel in disguise? Perhaps he's something else?

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Speaker 1: Could he be I mean his name is Jesus.

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Speaker 4: I mean that's another word for Jesus.

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Speaker 1: Could be an angel? You know who knows? Yeah, I'm sorry?

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Were you were you asking the question to us or

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were you just re just talking?

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Speaker 4: Were we just talking were you rhetorical or should we

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do you want us to be quiet?

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Speaker 5: Or?

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Speaker 3: August fourth, Okay, we'll be quiet. Twenty twenty another person

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missing in Mansonville, mister Moe Lester. Neighbors describe Moe as

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a friendly, red collar family demon who loved to eat

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families of infidels. Residents say there were screams coming from

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the home the night of August third. The next day,

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the authorities discovered he was missing. No note, no body.

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The only thing found at the crime scene a water

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bottle filled with wine. The location of his house next

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door to mister Jesus himself.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, case closed, Case closed, that Jesus guy. He

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smelled suspicious from the beginning. Guilty, Am I right? Could

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we agree guilty? He's definitely Jesus right? Case closed?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 3: August fifth?

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Speaker 1: Oh, it continues, Oh what?

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Speaker 3: I go to confront Hazeus at his house the next day,

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but he's nowhere to be found. Is he just another

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missing demon? Or did he flee? If so, from who,

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the murderer or the law? I go around the neighborhood

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once again, no one had seen Hazus leave his house,

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and once again there was no answer from the resident

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of six three six slaughter Lane. I continue to wonder

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if the owner of this home was missing, ignoring me,

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or perhaps the killer themselves. With no leads, I went

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home stumped, doubting I would ever hear from Haesus again.

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Then to my surprise, I received a phone call that

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very night.

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Speaker 1: Oh tell me you recorded it? Did you record it?

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He's playing?

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Speaker 3: This is Cliffhanger, kill man, Cliff, you gotta help me.

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Speaker 5: It's Jesus, Jesus, what's going on? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Look, I think that I'm gonna be targeted next. Okay,

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someone broke into my house the other day and the

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sick bastard ship all over my roses, I mean anal

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beads and I was I was prepping for myself and look,

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I'm one to share.

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Speaker 5: I'm all about it. But didn't even clean it at all.

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Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Do you know if anyone has been apt for you,

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has anyone been talking to you? Or is there anything

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that we can identify from this that might point to

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a purp?

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Speaker 5: I have no idea. Okay, look, I don't got time

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to talk to someone's coming. I gotta get out of here.

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Speaker 2: Okay, just meet me the little a little spot down

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the block for me. It's a delicious place called the

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Last Supper. I'll see you there, okay, Jyzeus, Zeus.

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Speaker 3: I rushed to the Last Supper. Jesus is already there,

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fidgeting nervously looking out the window. Once again, I record

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our conversation.

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Speaker 1: Who could it be? Who could it be?

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Speaker 5: Chris?

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Speaker 1: I mean, why would he go to the It's obviously

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it's Jesus. I like, what if someone's chasing Jesus. We

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don't we don't even know who would want to kill Jesus.

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I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I mean he already killed him once. He's going for

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the recording button, he's pressing play.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Jesus, it's it's me. It's Cliff.

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Speaker 5: What's up, dude, what's up? What's up? What's up?

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Speaker 3: Don't worry. No one trailed me. I'm all good, I'm clean.

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Are you sure I'm a professional, Jesus. They could be anywhere, man,

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they he she I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I don't know. Someone's been following me. I need to

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get somewhere safe.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Zeus, I understand, but you can't run forever. You

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can't hide, man, you need to confront this killer. You

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need to be able to go home and live your life.

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Speaker 2: Home is dangerous. Home is it's a bad place. I

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don't the person that's trying to get me. He knows

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I'm there. You know I've got your back. You know

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I'm gonna find this guy and I won't let him

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get to you. Look, Cliff, I don't feel safe going home,

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not by myself. I can't go there alone.

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Speaker 3: So I do something that might be the biggest mistake

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of my life. I agree to go with Hayesus right

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back to his house that very night. We lock ourselves

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indoors and wait. I plan to record everything.

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Speaker 1: Oh the balls on this guy, Cliff, you're a madman.

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He could be the killer. You don't even know you're

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locking yourself in with him. That's crazy. Wait, obviously you survived,

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but wait, wait what happened? I know, like, what happens next? Dude?

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Do you even know who's at six or six slaughter?

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I mean, there's so many questions. What about Mo Lester?

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I mean, his body never shurn up if you think

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about O Lester? What happened to that guy that night?

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Speaker 3: Hazus and I locked the doors, board up, the windows

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and everything seems fine. The night is uneventful, minus a

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few random scratches on the window from a tree outside.

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Hazus is clearly frightened. After several hours, I step away

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to use the bathroom, and when I return, Hayesus is

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nowhere to be found.

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Speaker 1: What what right underneath your nose? Yeah? What did he

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run away? Where do he go? Did the killer get him?

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Speaker 5: Cli?

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Speaker 1: Cliff Cliff, I know where you got your name, Cliff Hanger.

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Speaker 5: I know, I know.

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Speaker 1: Come on, answer, come on.

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Speaker 3: I'm beginning to question my sanity. What am I doing here?

473
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Is this even my job? I searched everywhere, but it

474
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was like he vanished into thin air. No trace of

475
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his body, no signs of forced entry. The authorities have

476
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no leads to this very day, and no one has

477
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seen Jesus since he's just gone.

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Speaker 1: He's just gone, Chris, that's it. It's an unsolved mystery.

479
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A Cliffhanger, that's crazy. Oh that's oh man. That was

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a good podcaster, audio performance, radio play, whatever.

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Speaker 3: Well, thank you, Clayton. I appreciate that. And if I'm honest,

482
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I'm just as baffled as you two. I'm still trying

483
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to to pull on loose ends and find new leads.

484
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It's it's disturbing, to say the least. He was a

485
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good demon.

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Speaker 1: So what about the recording?

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Speaker 3: Uh? The recording?

488
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Speaker 4: Well, you said earlier, you said you're gonna record everything.

489
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You said, you know you always have your tape recorder.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he was right there. You said you said

491
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it recorded it. Where did you go?

492
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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 3: Uh, you're not gonna believe this. I misplaced it. I

494
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don't know where it went. I think that very night,

495
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whoever took Jesus stole my CD recording player?

496
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Speaker 1: It did it look like the one right there?

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Speaker 3: Well that I wouldn't flip it over, but that's it

498
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looks like it. It's not mine. That's not nicee. Don't

499
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flip it over. Put it, put it back down.

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Speaker 1: It, don't flip it. I'm gonna flip it over. I'm

501
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gonna stop it.

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Speaker 3: Put it down. I'll take your nose off. I'm gonna

503
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take your nose. Give me that note here.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well what about this tape that says the night

505
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of August sixth, the night Hazus went missing.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Cliff, Cliff, we're solving the mystery. We found new clues.

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Speaker 3: Listen, I've been in this business long enough to know

508
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when coincidences are just coincidences, guys, and but.

509
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Speaker 4: This seems like a really specific coincidence that you would

510
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have a tape that said the night he just went

511
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missing August sixth, and it's right here, it's in your possession.

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Speaker 3: It's word vomit. If I if I look at that,

513
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what do I think as a professional? Listen, you're questioning

514
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a professional that's that looks like word vomit.

515
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Speaker 1: Maybe it's in the from the previous year.

516
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Speaker 5: Who knows? Who knows?

517
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Speaker 3: You know?

518
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Speaker 1: Like who where? Who knows?

519
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Speaker 4: No, I think it's worth listening to. I'm just gonna

520
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go and put it. I'm just gonna put in the

521
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I'm just gonna hit playing recording. Why you're gonna put it?

522
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Speaker 3: Don't put it in there.

523
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Speaker 4: Let me just put this tape thing in here, Okay,

524
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I'm sure.

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Speaker 3: Well take this with a grain of salt. I don't

526
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even know what I don't even know what this is.

527
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It could be anything. All right, play it, play it, Hey, esus,

528
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I just demolished your bathroom. I wouldn't go in there. Oh,

529
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it's emanating down, it's permeating the hallways. Man, Is there

530
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anything in the kitchen we could use to clean this

531
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up and anything. We can maybe start cooking to waft

532
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away the smell. I have some kind of candle that

533
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you can light up or something. Yeah, the here we go.

534
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Speaker 5: That's a knife.

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Speaker 3: It's a smell so thick you could cut it with

536
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a knife. You've ever heard that phrase? That's how we're

537
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gonna get it.

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Speaker 2: Out of here. That's a fantastic joke. Watched this hold

539
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a knife though? Whoa? Okay, so now, okay, that's a

540
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great joke. You don't you don't need to use actions

541
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with the with those words.

542
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Speaker 3: Have I not demonstrated that you can trust me? Just watch?

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Speaker 1: Wait, paus pause? Has just got stabbed? This is a

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new mystery. This is a new part of the cast.

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Speaker 3: There's no obvious stabbing here. This was this.

546
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Speaker 1: Sounds like you stabbed him, Like someone stabbed him.

547
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Speaker 3: This is just new knife goofing.

548
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Speaker 1: Well, but it sounds like you stabbed him. Yeah, here,

549
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press play. Let's see if he if anything else gets revealed?

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Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't stab me being stabbed?

551
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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, he's definitely got stabbed.

552
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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, he just said he's getting stab No, completely

553
00:23:01,559 --> 00:23:03,599
taken out of context. You paused it at the wrong time.

554
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You didn't get the clear story. It's two friends hanging

555
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out in the kitchen, goofing around. Okay, he decided to

556
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take a sip of water. I can't help that. He's

557
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got a large post nasal drip problem, and he starts

558
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coughing all over the place. I was a little disturbed

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by it.

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Speaker 1: He explicitly said he was getting stabbed. Yeah, yeah, play

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it again, Play it again, all right, play yeah, let's

562
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play it again. At the stabbing is happening?

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Speaker 5: Is happening to me?

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Speaker 1: Pause? Oh my god, Say he's very clearly being stabbed. Cliff,

565
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you were there, Do you know who stabbed him?

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Speaker 3: I wish I could tell you, man, I just I

567
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didn't see it. I was still in the restroom.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, man, maybe we'll have more clues.

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Speaker 3: Well, well, I don't know. We don't really hear a

570
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clear snippet of the killer's voice. It could be anybody, truly,

571
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we can't identify who it is off that.

572
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Speaker 4: I mean, let's just keep listening to keep playing it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean I don't know, but.

574
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Speaker 1: No, no, no, here, I'll go ahead and press play. Here

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we go.

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Speaker 3: Is this admissible do we have a lawyer here somewhere?

577
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Speaker 5: So big stabbed Cliff? Cliff Stop, Cliffhanger, see how.

578
00:24:12,839 --> 00:24:14,319
Speaker 3: Hard bus?

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Speaker 1: What did you hear that, Cliff? You're stabbing him in

580
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the recording definitely sound like you stabbed him.

581
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Speaker 3: It's obvious what's happening here, gentlemen. He's crying out for help.

582
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He knows I'm down the hallway in the restroom. He's

583
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looking for his boy. I'm supposed to be keeping an

584
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eye on him. I admit it. I let my guard down,

585
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and I let my friend down.

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Speaker 1: What I don't know? It's it sounds awful like you're

587
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stabbing him. Yeah, yeah, well all right, well I'm gonna

588
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keep playing the tape. Yeah, go ahead, Chris, go ahead.

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Speaker 5: This really hurt.

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Speaker 3: I bet it does, and it does. Say it one

591
00:24:44,279 --> 00:24:46,599
more time, say my name. I want to hear it

592
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one more time before you close those eyes.

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Speaker 5: Cliff bubble f Hager.

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Speaker 3: Yes it is I Cliffhanger, the killer that no one

595
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saw coming.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, that that's you admitting guilt stabbing him.

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00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:06,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have it on recording. You definitely didn't murder her.

598
00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:09,119
Speaker 3: I don't know mysteries, man, Am I right?

599
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:10,319
Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: You never solve them loose ends everywhere. It's that's what's

601
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:17,640
so fascinating about what I do for my job, you know,

602
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:21,759
that's what really drives my passion in this field. Yeah,

603
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:27,799
investigative journalism at its finest. I love it. I love this. Yeah. Well, hey, listen,

604
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if you or any of the listeners at home have

605
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,759
any information on these missing demons or these murders, please

606
00:25:32,839 --> 00:25:35,759
don't hesitate. Mail me at my home address six three

607
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six Slaughter Lane.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, well, and that you live in the neighborhood's

609
00:25:40,519 --> 00:25:42,400
address of the missing guy. He was. He was just

610
00:25:42,519 --> 00:25:45,359
knocking on his own door the entire time, Chris, no wonder,

611
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No one answered.

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Speaker 3: Any information at all.

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Speaker 1: Greatly appreciate it.

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Speaker 3: Thank you all very much. I appreciate that's my time.

615
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And always be wary. You know, look out there's mysteries everywhere.

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Bye bye, guys, Bye guys.

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Speaker 1: I gotta go. Okay, alright, he just left. He's running away.

618
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,880
All right, Well, he's getting away. We're gonna wrap this

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up and call the authorities because he's definitely the killer.

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Thank you guys for listening. Please rate us, give us

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five ten stars, all the stars on all of your

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podcasting platforms. Tell your friends about us.

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Speaker 6: All right, we should call the authorities now, yep, Hail Clayton. Hey,

624
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thanks for listening to another episode of Good Morning from Hell.

625
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I want to thank Trevor Collins and Alfredo Diaz for

626
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,680
joining us again, guys, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Hey, absolutely, that was I was a blast.

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Speaker 3: I always enjoy coming on here.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I felt pet for Alfredo because he was just

631
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quiet for twenty minutes of the whole podcast listening to.

632
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Speaker 2: Oh I got I got to come in and then

633
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:46,839
just improv and really just go full on energy with it.

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Speaker 4: You guys have a new show, Red Web, which is

635
00:26:50,079 --> 00:26:53,279
a true crime podcast that's amazing and kicking ass, and

636
00:26:53,559 --> 00:26:55,880
tell listeners about it if they haven't already heard about it.

637
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:59,079
Speaker 3: Yeah. So it's like an unsolved mysteries show. We dive

638
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:02,319
into like inner mysteries more so that's kind of our niche.

639
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,000
But we uncover a lot of interesting topics, some dark

640
00:27:06,039 --> 00:27:08,279
nefarious activities on the web and how they interact with

641
00:27:08,279 --> 00:27:11,000
the real world, as well as a couple pieces of

642
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:17,400
traditional true crime, missing individuals and other unsolved cases like that. Yeah.

643
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's super great and.

644
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Speaker 3: If you're interested an episode that I would recommend is

645
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,799
entitled the Happy Valley Dream Survey. It involves posters that

646
00:27:24,839 --> 00:27:27,400
are posted all around Utah and they're very mysterious and

647
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,480
they're asking for individuals to submit their strange dreams to

648
00:27:30,519 --> 00:27:33,480
this mysterious phone number and we kind of dive into

649
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that and what's going on there.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you guys for joining us. Where can they

651
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find red Web?

652
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,319
Speaker 3: You can find the podcast anywhere that podcasts are available,

653
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,519
obviously called red Web And if you want to find

654
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us on Twitter, it is at red Webpod. No spaces

655
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or anything like that.

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Speaker 4: We go check them out, all right, Thank you guys

657
00:27:50,079 --> 00:27:52,519
so much for coming on and go in this wacky, wacky,

658
00:27:52,519 --> 00:27:53,200
weird episode.

659
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Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you. This is a blast.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for having us. Man