Speaker 1: All right, Chris. Uh, let me see, I'm a pressiting record?
Is that is?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 1: Is it rolling?
Speaker 3: Chris?
Speaker 1: You look over here is a recording that's rolling. Yes, gotcha?
Oh I got your nose and I literally got your nose. Yeah,
all right, we should probably start all right, good morning
from Hell. You got friend Clayton with my noseless friend Chris. Chris,
say hi to the audience.
Speaker 4: Hi, So I died recently and my eternal punishment is
to do this podcast where we interview everyone in the.
Speaker 1: Afterlife and I'm Clayton. Maybe you've heard of me. I'm
running for president of Hell. Not a big deal, but
it is. It's huge because I'm gonna beat my brother
in the elections. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So he's a neck and neck possibly with Satan. It's
gonna be a close election. We'll see neck and neck
Mono Imano Horton to o'horn hermano e Herman Tip to.
Speaker 1: Tip Wait, no, no, no, maybe not that, Okay, moving.
Speaker 4: On, So we have a couple questions submitted by the
audience about the afterlife, and then we have a guest
we're gonna interview. This is from at Nate Perkins ninety five.
He asks what's your favorite thing to do when you
visit Earth. I'm assuming he's talking to you, Clayton, because I.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because you don't visit Earth, you're subjected to
a eternity in Hell. Anyways, Yeah, some of my favorite
things to do. I mean, honestly, there's this nice little family.
They live in Texas, the Demeriss Chris. You ever heard
of them? You're talking about my family, that's right. Yeah,
I go and visit your family. I show up and
I normally dress as like an Amazon delivery guy, you know,
and I'm just you know, and I just I just
talk with them, you know, like I started out slow,
just delivering packages, having friendly side banter. It's gotten the
point they fall on invite me over for dinner. You know.
It's like what they seem like, Yeah, I mean they've
they're very nice, and they've said multiple times like wow,
You're like, you're like the son we never had. And
I'm like, oh thanks.
Speaker 4: Wait wait wait wait the sun they never had, or
you're like our son who knows that they never had.
Speaker 1: They seem to be very interested in me as like
a sun figure because there seems to be a hole
in their life like that.
Speaker 4: Was never fulfilled. Yeah, I can't put my finger on it.
So that's yeah, so that's your favorite thing to do
up on earth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 4: This question from Hailey Hester twelve, how much can I
sell my soul for?
Speaker 1: I guess they're trying to sell their soul? Yeah, it
sounds like it, Haley. It's a great question. Let me,
I'm taking a look at this thing.
Speaker 3: Hmmm.
Speaker 1: I mean probably about a year ago you would have
gotten a higher resale price. I mean it was it
was in pretty good condition then. But you've I see,
you smoked marijuana. It wasn't Colorado, so it was legal,
but you have done a couple of things that a
little more questionable. So that's kind of knocked some of
the value off. It's not a bad soul. It's not
the best I've seen. I could probably give you the
value of a nineteen ninety five Ford Tours. How does
that sound, Hailey? Does that sound good to you?
Speaker 4: You're offering her eternal soul for a nineteen ninety five
Ford Tour.
Speaker 1: I used to drive a four Tours. Those are shit? Yeah,
funny you should say that when I'm visiting your parents.
Is that what you got?
Speaker 5: You want?
Speaker 1: To trade my old car for her soul. I mean
it's it's stained, Chris. I don't know what you're doing
in the back seat, but it's nothing but stains, just
like the stains on haley soul. So I don't know, Haley,
hit me up.
Speaker 5: Let me know.
Speaker 1: If that's good value for you. It's probably as good
as a dealer you're gonna get. I guarantee you. My
brother's not gonna give you any better of a deal.
So shit me up. Okay.
Speaker 4: One last question. This is from at the Small One
on Twitter. Dear Clayton Sutbro, longtime listener, longer time Chris Hayter,
on the subject of burning. Do hell sdis make your
pee burn? Or are there hell exclusive sdis that are
even worse?
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening and for hating Chris. It's very important. Yeah,
so s guys work a little bit differently down here
in Hell. The more you have, the better off you
are in terms of the dating scene. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Is it like a really good thing to just like
pee blood?
Speaker 1: Is that like, wow, it's preferred? Yeah? I means that
means that you're very experienced, You've had several partners, you
know what you're doing you know, and that's how things
should be.
Speaker 4: Well, then are there like seds that are worse than
on Earth?
Speaker 1: You know, Up on Earth they have the clap, you know,
but down here we have the applause. It's just the
same thing, but just a lot more of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I mean everything's more extreme in Hell, and you just
want to collect them all like Pokemon or something funny
should say that, Chris. There's actually there's sdis that are
named after Pokemon. If you want the more extreme version
of crabs, then you have Kingler. Okay, so they evolve.
Oh yeah, yeah, no, they evolve. Clayton's winner uses blood spurt.
It's super effective. I bet it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So Clayton, who do we have to interview this week?
Speaker 1: Well, Chris, you know, I've been really going through a
phase where I'm just getting into mysteries, you know, and
I'm a huge proponent for journalism. My brother he's always
talking about, oh, fake news whatever, blah blah blah. But
I love journalists. So I've got Hell's number one journalists.
We're gonna bring him on and he's gonna talk to
us about his cool job. Maybe, you know, just maybe
he'll write a cool story about me for all of
his followers to read. I mean, yeah, any press is
good press. That's right, all press, Every single bit of
press is great press.
Speaker 4: And I'm impressed that you'd go so far to bring
on a journalist.
Speaker 1: A right, let's hold on, hold on, let me pour
a delicious cup from my fringe. Press. Keep going from
keep going with the press jokes. What else is pressed?
Speaker 4: But uh, stop, the press is nothing? Really, well, why
don't we press open on the door to let him in?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good, all right, here we go and come
on in.
Speaker 3: Oh god, that that's a terrifying door. Oh you are
hard to look at. Somebody, get this guy a nose. Cliffhanger. Everybody,
how you guys doing?
Speaker 1: Oh great, great to see you, Cliff.
Speaker 4: So wait, your name is Cliffhanger.
Speaker 3: That's true. Yes, it's born raised Cliffhanger. I think that's
how I got into this gig after all.
Speaker 4: So, wait, isn't that a little on the nose.
Speaker 3: We should be talking about noses right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've we've covered a lot of noses.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of nose talk today, Chris.
Speaker 1: They're gonna put your nose back on. It's hard to
watch you look. Yeah, Lord knows, we've had enough nose puns. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So you're a journalist, mister hangar.
Speaker 3: I'm a journalist.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I've written for such publications as The New York Crimes,
the Washington Ghost you might have seen. I was on
seventeen magazine as well.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, of course. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't really like print media anymore though. You know,
I thought we were doing well, I thought we were
selling out, But turns out our entire stock was just burning. Right,
It's not a print doesn't work in hell, turns.
Speaker 1: Out dying medium.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean literally, if it's going to die somewhere,
it's a good place for end up.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I mean, like print media died up on Earth and
then it came down here, and then it died down
here too. It's not doing good at all.
Speaker 4: Oh so it's yeah, it's like double dead.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I mean those are some pretty I assume
impressive credentials. But if you, I mean, if you're not
doing like print anymore, what do you how do you
distribute your work?
Speaker 3: Well, as you know, I've I've pivoted from paper started
to enter the digital space, working on audio publications, and
it's kind of like an audio interviewee radio style story.
Speaker 1: Okay, and how long are these?
Speaker 3: Like that's about thirty to sixty minute audio stories?
Speaker 1: Okay? Interesting, sounds like a cool idea. Yeah, it sounds
like a podcast. No, no, no, because like we're Hell's
number one podcast, so you know we can't have competition.
That's well, But I mean it sounds like that's a podcast.
Is that not a podcast?
Speaker 3: Is it's specifically audio thirty to sixty minutes? You know,
something in that range. I have a guest on, we
talk for a while, we come back every week, so
you know whatever that means.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds similar, but I don't think it's called
a podcast. Let's move on though, Like what kind of
audio radio thirty minute short story publications shows are you
working on these days? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I've got a really exciting one I've entitled Serial.
It's about the violent murder of Count Chocola by vampire hunters.
Tragic story. Really it's a tear jerker. But we're just
about to finish that one up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds sounds delicious, he was, he was. What
other kind of work are you you do in these days?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm starting a new one. I have a project
named Black Box Down. It's going to be an interview
star series with Pandora, you know, all the stuff that
happened when the Box was opened for the first time.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'd listened to that one. That one sounds great.
Speaker 1: And by Pandora, you mean Pandora's Box, not Pandora the
podcast provider, because again, these are not podcasts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, true, true, Yes, it's a Pandora the Box and
you can look forward to that. You can subscribe to
it when it comes out. It will be weekly and
it will be audio format, just like the other one.
Speaker 2: Mm.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, cool.
Speaker 4: Any any other ones that like you might recommend to
our audience to listen to.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I actually had a pilot series a few years
back called Up and Famished.
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, yeah, I've heard about that one. What's
it about again.
Speaker 3: Well, it's a mystery show, just like the other ones
a little bit, but it's about demons who had their
lunches stolen from break rooms.
Speaker 1: Wow, the greatest mystery of all.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of twists and turns that you wouldn't expect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, is it just stolen lunch?
Speaker 3: It's mostly stolen lunch. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, but I
don't I don't want to spoil the twist.
Speaker 1: Oh is it breakfast?
Speaker 3: It's breakfast, Okay, it's breakfast stolen from rooms. Okay, that's
it's simple enough. I'm not too proud of it. But
you can listen to it if you want. I'd appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Any other good not podcasts that you've made.
Speaker 3: Project named s Town, it's mostly about the renovation of
the South Hell Kaiju pooping grounds, you know, and how
it turned into the major metropolis that it is today.
Speaker 4: Oh so it's just about like giant poop buildings.
Speaker 3: Well, if you want to simplify it.
Speaker 1: Sure, Yeah, I mean it's actually it's I think that
you guys were originally gonna call it Shittown, but they
were like, no, that's not a great idea. That's not
a great show name for a podcast. I mean, I
mean an audio thirty minute story. Anyways. Yeah, yeah, no,
s sounds great.
Speaker 3: Huh exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: So you know what's going on, Like, what's the latest
thing you've been working on.
Speaker 3: Well, if I'm honest, you know, I'm trying something new.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: I'm usually in the mysteries, usually into history and stuff.
But today I sat down with somebody. It was a
really cool individual, and I might enter the political space
with this one. This guy's got an amazing story. If
you've heard of Gambo, Nope, never heard of him.
Speaker 1: That doesn't ring a bell.
Speaker 3: No, Oh, I've almost become his campaign manager at this point.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 3: We just went to the printing presses again, not paper medium,
but merch like. We're getting his name out there for
the first time. Oh, you can get a Gambo shirt
for president, right, show your support.
Speaker 1: No you can't.
Speaker 4: Actually you probably shouldn't, because maybe, no, you shouldn't. No,
mister Cliff, what are the elements of a good story?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 3: I'm glad you asked, because when it comes to a
fascinating hook of a story, I look for mystery, intrigue,
and sometimes a little murder. Oh, especially if it's unsolved.
Speaker 4: Ooh ah, anything right now that's tickling your fancy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, actually, there's a case I'm working on. Just check
some my notes here real quick.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: August second, twenty twenty, Mansonville, a quiet neighborhood in the
suburbs of Hell, has a spike in missing demons. Many
of them are brutally murdered. When I look at a
map of the incidents, they seem to radiate all around
one region in particular.
Speaker 4: So sorry, I like the music, but yeah, that was
cool music. That's pretty good at the keyboard. Why are
you playing a keyboard though?
Speaker 3: August third, twenty twenty Oh, okay, I can do it.
The best way to find answers is to ask the
right questions. So I traveled to Mansonville myself with inquiries.
In tow I visit the home of the missing persons,
but they've already been swept by the authorities. So I
decided to talk to some of the residents of Mansonville,
in that one region where the crimes are most dense.
I start by knocking on the door of six three
six Slaughter Lane, but there's no answer. Perhaps the tenant
wouldn't talk because they had feared for their life, or
maybe just another missing demon. I continue my search for
more residents when I encounter a demon named Jesus. I
recorded our subsequent interview.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, even he brought his recorder and the keyboard.
That's wow. He can't prepared, are you?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: And he's playing it now? Okay, okay, there, I guess
we'll just be quiet. What fuck?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 3: Hi, Yes, my name is Cliff Hanger. You could just
call me Cliff. Okay, what's your name? May I ask?
Speaker 5: Uh? My name hayesus? Oh?
Speaker 3: Interesting?
Speaker 5: Yeah? What do you what do you need?
Speaker 3: Well? Yeah, I just had a couple of questions.
Speaker 5: You see.
Speaker 3: I hate to be so forward and coming to your
place and asking who you are, but there's a lot
of missing demons in the area, and uh, you know,
I I have to ask, have you seen anything fishy
around here? Nah?
Speaker 2: Haven't seen nothing, having heard nothing, ain't nothing happening around
these parts.
Speaker 3: You look a little flush in your cheeks. Do you
mind if I come in?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 3: Yes? Sure? What not?
Speaker 5: You know, I'm I'm feeling frisky today. Sure, come here.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you, thank you? Lovely place you got here? Yeah,
not too bad, you know, newly renovated. I'm joining myself
joining yourself quite a bit. There's a lot of uh crucifixes,
are those?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah? You notice that?
Speaker 3: Huh yeah, No, that's what they are there. They look
the right way up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just I.
Speaker 2: Had the ac all blasts, so it must have flipped
them right side up.
Speaker 3: It knocked him upward interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, if you know, if I just
turned it down, they'll just way back down and flip.
Speaker 5: No, you know, nothing to worry about, you know.
Speaker 3: That's fair, that's fair.
Speaker 2: It's a newly rated in a new ac This thing
blast and kicked, you know, like you wouldn't know.
Speaker 3: So uh yeah, it's a pretty cozy neighborhood you got here.
I like the place, but you really haven't noticed that
most of the demons in this area have been missing,
just not here.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean you're talking about missing people. You're
talking about Jim, So you know Jim. I didn't mean
I know Jim. I know Jim is not missing. Uh
huh yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3: Tell me about Jim.
Speaker 5: I mean, Jim's it's a great person, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2: I mean, you might not have a a head, but
that's just normal around here.
Speaker 3: He doesn't have a head normally he did, like last
week when he was still around, he didn't have a head,
or was that kind of somewhere after he disappeared. He
might have might have lost his head there.
Speaker 5: Who's to say.
Speaker 2: I've seen him around and maybe I've seen him lately
without a head, But that's just look I see you
John notes down. I'm gonna stop you right there. I've
got things to do here, know what I mean, I've
got people to hang. I mean people to bank. A
busy guy, I got busy. Yeah, I get it, I
get it.
Speaker 3: You know what. Let me get out of your horns
or back out of here? Yeah, Jim though, I'd love
to hear more about Jim sometime. Can I get your number?
Uh for the off and off? Yeah?
Speaker 5: You know, I'll shoot you. Uh. And it's the message
you got a DM I can slide into. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
here's my car. Here's my car.
Speaker 3: Don't don't hesitate to text? Call, send pictures all right?
Occasional information? What have you got?
Speaker 5: You know? Send you all the information? Okay? You out?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 5: All my sex toys? A get warm Bye.
Speaker 3: It's clear that Hajesus knows more than he's letting on.
Could he be an angel in disguise? Perhaps he's something else?
Speaker 1: Could he be I mean his name is Jesus.
Speaker 4: I mean that's another word for Jesus.
Speaker 1: Could be an angel? You know who knows? Yeah, I'm sorry?
Were you were you asking the question to us or
were you just re just talking?
Speaker 4: Were we just talking were you rhetorical or should we
do you want us to be quiet?
Speaker 5: Or?
Speaker 3: August fourth, Okay, we'll be quiet. Twenty twenty another person
missing in Mansonville, mister Moe Lester. Neighbors describe Moe as
a friendly, red collar family demon who loved to eat
families of infidels. Residents say there were screams coming from
the home the night of August third. The next day,
the authorities discovered he was missing. No note, no body.
The only thing found at the crime scene a water
bottle filled with wine. The location of his house next
door to mister Jesus himself.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, case closed, Case closed, that Jesus guy. He
smelled suspicious from the beginning. Guilty, Am I right? Could
we agree guilty? He's definitely Jesus right? Case closed?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 3: August fifth?
Speaker 1: Oh, it continues, Oh what?
Speaker 3: I go to confront Hazeus at his house the next day,
but he's nowhere to be found. Is he just another
missing demon? Or did he flee? If so, from who,
the murderer or the law? I go around the neighborhood
once again, no one had seen Hazus leave his house,
and once again there was no answer from the resident
of six three six slaughter Lane. I continue to wonder
if the owner of this home was missing, ignoring me,
or perhaps the killer themselves. With no leads, I went
home stumped, doubting I would ever hear from Haesus again.
Then to my surprise, I received a phone call that
very night.
Speaker 1: Oh tell me you recorded it? Did you record it?
He's playing?
Speaker 3: This is Cliffhanger, kill man, Cliff, you gotta help me.
Speaker 5: It's Jesus, Jesus, what's going on? Okay?
Speaker 2: Look, I think that I'm gonna be targeted next. Okay,
someone broke into my house the other day and the
sick bastard ship all over my roses, I mean anal
beads and I was I was prepping for myself and look,
I'm one to share.
Speaker 5: I'm all about it. But didn't even clean it at all.
Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Do you know if anyone has been apt for you,
has anyone been talking to you? Or is there anything
that we can identify from this that might point to
a purp?
Speaker 5: I have no idea. Okay, look, I don't got time
to talk to someone's coming. I gotta get out of here.
Speaker 2: Okay, just meet me the little a little spot down
the block for me. It's a delicious place called the
Last Supper. I'll see you there, okay, Jyzeus, Zeus.
Speaker 3: I rushed to the Last Supper. Jesus is already there,
fidgeting nervously looking out the window. Once again, I record
our conversation.
Speaker 1: Who could it be? Who could it be?
Speaker 5: Chris?
Speaker 1: I mean, why would he go to the It's obviously
it's Jesus. I like, what if someone's chasing Jesus. We
don't we don't even know who would want to kill Jesus.
I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean he already killed him once. He's going for
the recording button, he's pressing play.
Speaker 3: Okay, Jesus, it's it's me. It's Cliff.
Speaker 5: What's up, dude, what's up? What's up? What's up?
Speaker 3: Don't worry. No one trailed me. I'm all good, I'm clean.
Are you sure I'm a professional, Jesus. They could be anywhere, man,
they he she I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know. Someone's been following me. I need to
get somewhere safe.
Speaker 3: Hey, Zeus, I understand, but you can't run forever. You
can't hide, man, you need to confront this killer. You
need to be able to go home and live your life.
Speaker 2: Home is dangerous. Home is it's a bad place. I
don't the person that's trying to get me. He knows
I'm there. You know I've got your back. You know
I'm gonna find this guy and I won't let him
get to you. Look, Cliff, I don't feel safe going home,
not by myself. I can't go there alone.
Speaker 3: So I do something that might be the biggest mistake
of my life. I agree to go with Hayesus right
back to his house that very night. We lock ourselves
indoors and wait. I plan to record everything.
Speaker 1: Oh the balls on this guy, Cliff, you're a madman.
He could be the killer. You don't even know you're
locking yourself in with him. That's crazy. Wait, obviously you survived,
but wait, wait what happened? I know, like, what happens next? Dude?
Do you even know who's at six or six slaughter?
I mean, there's so many questions. What about Mo Lester?
I mean, his body never shurn up if you think
about O Lester? What happened to that guy that night?
Speaker 3: Hazus and I locked the doors, board up, the windows
and everything seems fine. The night is uneventful, minus a
few random scratches on the window from a tree outside.
Hazus is clearly frightened. After several hours, I step away
to use the bathroom, and when I return, Hayesus is
nowhere to be found.
Speaker 1: What what right underneath your nose? Yeah? What did he
run away? Where do he go? Did the killer get him?
Speaker 5: Cli?
Speaker 1: Cliff Cliff, I know where you got your name, Cliff Hanger.
Speaker 5: I know, I know.
Speaker 1: Come on, answer, come on.
Speaker 3: I'm beginning to question my sanity. What am I doing here?
Is this even my job? I searched everywhere, but it
was like he vanished into thin air. No trace of
his body, no signs of forced entry. The authorities have
no leads to this very day, and no one has
seen Jesus since he's just gone.
Speaker 1: He's just gone, Chris, that's it. It's an unsolved mystery.
A Cliffhanger, that's crazy. Oh that's oh man. That was
a good podcaster, audio performance, radio play, whatever.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you, Clayton. I appreciate that. And if I'm honest,
I'm just as baffled as you two. I'm still trying
to to pull on loose ends and find new leads.
It's it's disturbing, to say the least. He was a
good demon.
Speaker 1: So what about the recording?
Speaker 3: Uh? The recording?
Speaker 4: Well, you said earlier, you said you're gonna record everything.
You said, you know you always have your tape recorder.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he was right there. You said you said
it recorded it. Where did you go?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 3: Uh, you're not gonna believe this. I misplaced it. I
don't know where it went. I think that very night,
whoever took Jesus stole my CD recording player?
Speaker 1: It did it look like the one right there?
Speaker 3: Well that I wouldn't flip it over, but that's it
looks like it. It's not mine. That's not nicee. Don't
flip it over. Put it, put it back down.
Speaker 1: It, don't flip it. I'm gonna flip it over. I'm
gonna stop it.
Speaker 3: Put it down. I'll take your nose off. I'm gonna
take your nose. Give me that note here.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well what about this tape that says the night
of August sixth, the night Hazus went missing.
Speaker 1: Oh, Cliff, Cliff, we're solving the mystery. We found new clues.
Speaker 3: Listen, I've been in this business long enough to know
when coincidences are just coincidences, guys, and but.
Speaker 4: This seems like a really specific coincidence that you would
have a tape that said the night he just went
missing August sixth, and it's right here, it's in your possession.
Speaker 3: It's word vomit. If I if I look at that,
what do I think as a professional? Listen, you're questioning
a professional that's that looks like word vomit.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's in the from the previous year.
Speaker 5: Who knows? Who knows?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: Like who where? Who knows?
Speaker 4: No, I think it's worth listening to. I'm just gonna
go and put it. I'm just gonna put in the
I'm just gonna hit playing recording. Why you're gonna put it?
Speaker 3: Don't put it in there.
Speaker 4: Let me just put this tape thing in here, Okay,
I'm sure.
Speaker 3: Well take this with a grain of salt. I don't
even know what I don't even know what this is.
It could be anything. All right, play it, play it, Hey, esus,
I just demolished your bathroom. I wouldn't go in there. Oh,
it's emanating down, it's permeating the hallways. Man, Is there
anything in the kitchen we could use to clean this
up and anything. We can maybe start cooking to waft
away the smell. I have some kind of candle that
you can light up or something. Yeah, the here we go.
Speaker 5: That's a knife.
Speaker 3: It's a smell so thick you could cut it with
a knife. You've ever heard that phrase? That's how we're
gonna get it.
Speaker 2: Out of here. That's a fantastic joke. Watched this hold
a knife though? Whoa? Okay, so now, okay, that's a
great joke. You don't you don't need to use actions
with the with those words.
Speaker 3: Have I not demonstrated that you can trust me? Just watch?
Speaker 1: Wait, paus pause? Has just got stabbed? This is a
new mystery. This is a new part of the cast.
Speaker 3: There's no obvious stabbing here. This was this.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you stabbed him, Like someone stabbed him.
Speaker 3: This is just new knife goofing.
Speaker 1: Well, but it sounds like you stabbed him. Yeah, here,
press play. Let's see if he if anything else gets revealed?
Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't stab me being stabbed?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, he's definitely got stabbed.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, he just said he's getting stab No, completely
taken out of context. You paused it at the wrong time.
You didn't get the clear story. It's two friends hanging
out in the kitchen, goofing around. Okay, he decided to
take a sip of water. I can't help that. He's
got a large post nasal drip problem, and he starts
coughing all over the place. I was a little disturbed
by it.
Speaker 1: He explicitly said he was getting stabbed. Yeah, yeah, play
it again, Play it again, all right, play yeah, let's
play it again. At the stabbing is happening?
Speaker 5: Is happening to me?
Speaker 1: Pause? Oh my god, Say he's very clearly being stabbed. Cliff,
you were there, Do you know who stabbed him?
Speaker 3: I wish I could tell you, man, I just I
didn't see it. I was still in the restroom.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, man, maybe we'll have more clues.
Speaker 3: Well, well, I don't know. We don't really hear a
clear snippet of the killer's voice. It could be anybody, truly,
we can't identify who it is off that.
Speaker 4: I mean, let's just keep listening to keep playing it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean I don't know, but.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, here, I'll go ahead and press play. Here
we go.
Speaker 3: Is this admissible do we have a lawyer here somewhere?
Speaker 5: So big stabbed Cliff? Cliff Stop, Cliffhanger, see how.
Speaker 3: Hard bus?
Speaker 1: What did you hear that, Cliff? You're stabbing him in
the recording definitely sound like you stabbed him.
Speaker 3: It's obvious what's happening here, gentlemen. He's crying out for help.
He knows I'm down the hallway in the restroom. He's
looking for his boy. I'm supposed to be keeping an
eye on him. I admit it. I let my guard down,
and I let my friend down.
Speaker 1: What I don't know? It's it sounds awful like you're
stabbing him. Yeah, yeah, well all right, well I'm gonna
keep playing the tape. Yeah, go ahead, Chris, go ahead.
Speaker 5: This really hurt.
Speaker 3: I bet it does, and it does. Say it one
more time, say my name. I want to hear it
one more time before you close those eyes.
Speaker 5: Cliff bubble f Hager.
Speaker 3: Yes it is I Cliffhanger, the killer that no one
saw coming.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, that that's you admitting guilt stabbing him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have it on recording. You definitely didn't murder her.
Speaker 3: I don't know mysteries, man, Am I right?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: You never solve them loose ends everywhere. It's that's what's
so fascinating about what I do for my job, you know,
that's what really drives my passion in this field. Yeah,
investigative journalism at its finest. I love it. I love this. Yeah. Well, hey, listen,
if you or any of the listeners at home have
any information on these missing demons or these murders, please
don't hesitate. Mail me at my home address six three
six Slaughter Lane.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, well, and that you live in the neighborhood's
address of the missing guy. He was. He was just
knocking on his own door the entire time, Chris, no wonder,
No one answered.
Speaker 3: Any information at all.
Speaker 1: Greatly appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Thank you all very much. I appreciate that's my time.
And always be wary. You know, look out there's mysteries everywhere.
Bye bye, guys, Bye guys.
Speaker 1: I gotta go. Okay, alright, he just left. He's running away.
All right, Well, he's getting away. We're gonna wrap this
up and call the authorities because he's definitely the killer.
Thank you guys for listening. Please rate us, give us
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Speaker 6: All right, we should call the authorities now, yep, Hail Clayton. Hey,
thanks for listening to another episode of Good Morning from Hell.
I want to thank Trevor Collins and Alfredo Diaz for
joining us again, guys, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Hey, absolutely, that was I was a blast.
Speaker 3: I always enjoy coming on here.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I felt pet for Alfredo because he was just
quiet for twenty minutes of the whole podcast listening to.
Speaker 2: Oh I got I got to come in and then
just improv and really just go full on energy with it.
Speaker 4: You guys have a new show, Red Web, which is
a true crime podcast that's amazing and kicking ass, and
tell listeners about it if they haven't already heard about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So it's like an unsolved mysteries show. We dive
into like inner mysteries more so that's kind of our niche.
But we uncover a lot of interesting topics, some dark
nefarious activities on the web and how they interact with
the real world, as well as a couple pieces of
traditional true crime, missing individuals and other unsolved cases like that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's super great and.
Speaker 3: If you're interested an episode that I would recommend is
entitled the Happy Valley Dream Survey. It involves posters that
are posted all around Utah and they're very mysterious and
they're asking for individuals to submit their strange dreams to
this mysterious phone number and we kind of dive into
that and what's going on there.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you guys for joining us. Where can they
find red Web?
Speaker 3: You can find the podcast anywhere that podcasts are available,
obviously called red Web And if you want to find
us on Twitter, it is at red Webpod. No spaces
or anything like that.
Speaker 4: We go check them out, all right, Thank you guys
so much for coming on and go in this wacky, wacky,
weird episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you. This is a blast.
Speaker 3: Thanks for having us. Man