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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R. But your freaking idiots. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>just a reminder all this week we're gonna have Metallica

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<v Speaker 1>tickets to give away here on the Lynching Taco Show.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be doing those as the prize for you say it,

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<v Speaker 1>We Play It, which is a feature we do every

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<v Speaker 1>weekday morning at nine o'clock. You vote on a band

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<v Speaker 1>that's featured. Each day, we give you three song choices.

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<v Speaker 1>The one with the most votes place.

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty simple concept, and every day everybody who places a

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<v Speaker 2>vote is eligible for a prize, and that's Metallic tickets. Again,

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<v Speaker 2>you say it, We Play.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gonna go up on the jar Facebook page in

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<v Speaker 3>about five minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, seven twenty is when the voting opens on the

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook and end. Just vote once.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if you vote more than once, we're just gonna

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<v Speaker 3>have to just get rid of that one anyway. So

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<v Speaker 3>just vote once. Keep it fair, man. Look at that

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<v Speaker 3>back up out? Yeah, where's that?

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<v Speaker 4>I believe that's the beach line?

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<v Speaker 3>Remember the issue going on?

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<v Speaker 2>That looks like fun? Well, if you're stuck in that daisy.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll have another update and we'll enjoy some idiotology in

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<v Speaker 2>the meantime. Have you heard about the purple apples? Aren't

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<v Speaker 2>those eggplants? No?

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no no, So they have actual purple? Is this

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<v Speaker 4>like a hybrid or something?

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<v Speaker 2>Purple apples originate from Saskatchewan, Canada, thriving in its chili climate,

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<v Speaker 2>boasting a flavor profile remnants of cinnamon and banana, and

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<v Speaker 2>they go by the nickname Canadian grapes.

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<v Speaker 4>Sounds kind of good.

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<v Speaker 2>Also says that these prized ingredients in the creation that

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<v Speaker 2>purple apple sauce celeb celebrated by Indigenous Saskatchewan peoples, and

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<v Speaker 2>they embody the rich tapestry of Saskatchewan's cultural and culinary heritage.

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<v Speaker 2>People are going crazy for these things. There's only one problem.

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<v Speaker 4>Why is it in'n ideotology? What's wrong with them?

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<v Speaker 2>There is no such thing as purple apples. They were

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<v Speaker 2>created by an AI generated situation.

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<v Speaker 3>See the beginning of the end. Itologia starts with apples,

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<v Speaker 3>and then it's oranges.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an account that is an artistic feed that posts

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<v Speaker 2>surrealistic AI generated images. It isn't hard to really figure

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<v Speaker 2>out that they're not real. Even the Purple Apple post

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<v Speaker 2>where all of this got started has hashtags like hashtag plantasy,

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<v Speaker 2>hashtag unnaturalist AI. But people have fallen for this hook

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<v Speaker 2>line and sinker. Now you've got all these people looking

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<v Speaker 2>for these Saskatchewan apples hashtag purple apples, and the people

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<v Speaker 2>up there.

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<v Speaker 4>Are like, we don't know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>Hashtag apple whole they got cord is what they got, totally,

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<v Speaker 3>I see.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't believe everything you see online. Yes, as easy as

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<v Speaker 2>it is to say that.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, let's trying to think if I had seen purple

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<v Speaker 3>apple sauce. Because even though it's you know, famous with

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<v Speaker 3>the Saskatchewan peoples and indigenous peoples, yes, don't they have

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<v Speaker 3>a day coming up indigenous? Yes, that's we call it

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<v Speaker 3>Columbus Day in October? Yeah yeah, but uh I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was listening to your show this morning.

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<v Speaker 4>They referred to it as Columbus Day. Hateful. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>even know anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a day that you know, not many people get off.

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<v Speaker 3>Banks are closed, though, so Ben MARSHERA, okay, where is

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<v Speaker 3>the black cloud today?

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<v Speaker 2>Prison? Oh, violation of probation, damn bam.

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<v Speaker 4>What for?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, let's review a little bit here. He had been

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<v Speaker 2>sentenced to six months of probation, remember, after pleading guilty

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<v Speaker 2>back in June to assaulting his brother and making threats

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<v Speaker 2>to other family members. At that hearing, Marjerra's attorney said

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<v Speaker 2>he was clean, sober, and productive a year after the

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<v Speaker 2>initial arrest. And that's where I remember, yeah, and we

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<v Speaker 2>were like, look good for him. He looks like he's

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<v Speaker 2>finally well.

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<v Speaker 4>We're in BAM's corner. We're like BAM fans.

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<v Speaker 2>BAM has failed to comply with drug and alcohol treatment,

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<v Speaker 2>and that may explain his arrest here for DUI in

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<v Speaker 2>Pennsylvania driving under the influence of alcohol or controlled substance summary,

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<v Speaker 2>reckless driving, and other related offenses. That is an immediate

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<v Speaker 2>probation violation, and in prison he sits now awaiting the

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<v Speaker 2>next legal move. More on this on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>That sucks.

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<v Speaker 3>We've said it before. We're okay again. We are fans

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<v Speaker 3>of BAM and hope that he does well. But we've

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<v Speaker 3>said it before. It's only a matter of time until

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<v Speaker 3>unfortunately it's going to be BAM is no longer with us.

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<v Speaker 2>We are the poster children for the phrase everybody deserves

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<v Speaker 2>a second chance.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we had it with this radio station. We are that, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>and we are forever grateful for that.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy second third worth. I don't know how many

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<v Speaker 2>times he's you know.

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<v Speaker 4>He's more than nine lives of Academy.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell you that.

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<v Speaker 2>At some point, doesn't be like, I guess not. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 2>here in Florida, we'll go to Fort Myers, where uh

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<v Speaker 2>a mystery of sorts has been solved, apparently after multiple

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<v Speaker 2>folks spotted in suv parked on top of a dumpster.

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<v Speaker 4>Taco Bob, I text my buddy online, is that fair?

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<v Speaker 2>Game? Is that free? It's in the dumpster?

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<v Speaker 4>You know? I was? I was, I sure, I had

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<v Speaker 4>to do it, like a double take, and I've seen

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<v Speaker 4>a car on top of dunster. I'm like, are you serious?

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm just driving Montal Publics.

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<v Speaker 3>I snapped a picture and then on the way back

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<v Speaker 3>I had I stopped, took a little video.

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<v Speaker 4>Take a look on the Facebook. I'm there right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god? Did that? Is that a parking garage

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<v Speaker 4>behind them? Is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe? How No, What it turns out is the suv

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<v Speaker 2>was parked on a construction site and it was in

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<v Speaker 2>the way of whatever work needed to be done that day.

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<v Speaker 2>Construction workers took a forklift, moved the suv out of

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<v Speaker 2>the way and set it on top of the dumpster

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<v Speaker 2>until they were done doing what they need to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody's getting sued because the way this thing is sitting

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<v Speaker 3>on the dumpster it has. It's one of those dumpsters

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<v Speaker 3>you'd have put in front of your home if you're

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<v Speaker 3>having a new roof installed. And you know the big

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<v Speaker 3>long so it is, front wheels, it's side to side

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<v Speaker 3>on that dumpster. Front wheels over the one side, back

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<v Speaker 3>wheels over the back, which means the bottom of that

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<v Speaker 3>car is getting ripped. You know, oil pan broken, something,

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<v Speaker 3>Something ain't good. These construction guys were probably I'm guessing

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<v Speaker 3>it's probably around three o'clock. The lunch pail has already

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<v Speaker 3>been open with the cold beers. Yeah, there was a

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<v Speaker 3>cold beer decision.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey dandy, Dandy, I know what you're thinking on with you.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll get the forekleft, good man.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's some bitch he drives this thing? Hold my bear

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<v Speaker 2>watch this. I love it, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the only thing that would have been better is

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<v Speaker 2>if they pitched it in nose first.

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<v Speaker 4>Again. Jr.

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<v Speaker 3>Facebook page for that an infl on the black cloud

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<v Speaker 3>that is

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