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Speaker 2: This is the Cult of Conspiracy and my name is Jonathan,
Speaker 2: I'm Jacob, and today we bring back the Raptilian from
Speaker 2: the Strange Brew podcast. What to do, Homie?
Speaker 3: What's going on? Fuck Trudeau?
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, I think it was.
Speaker 4: It was worth it for this one to go on.
Speaker 4: But yeah, thank you guys for having me back on
Speaker 4: the show. I got retardedly high before this, so I
Speaker 4: don't know if that was a good idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I foxed with it.
Speaker 1: I foxed with it. I did want to ask you this, dude.
Speaker 1: All right, So the American election just went on. Maybe
Speaker 1: you heard about it. A lot of people did. So
Speaker 1: in America, we've been consumed with it. It's our election, that
Speaker 1: makes sense. And I recently found out how uh, how
Speaker 1: in depth the European grouping was looking at the American election.
Speaker 1: Bro How close it was Canada following this or was
Speaker 1: it just kind of like a thing that was happening
Speaker 1: to the south, was it whatever? Was it like the thing?
Speaker 1: How big was it? There?
Speaker 4: A lot of people do pay attention to American politics.
Speaker 4: It's funny. For a lot my younger life, I paid
Speaker 4: more attention to American politics than Canadian politics. And then
Speaker 4: when I got more of my patriot footing, you could say,
Speaker 4: I started paying attention even more and more, and I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, wow, the Canadian government is just as
Speaker 4: corrupt as the America one.
Speaker 3: There were even more in some cases and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: Right, So, but people were paying attention to it pretty closely.
Speaker 4: I would say a lot of people were talking about
Speaker 4: Like I remember the first time it happened too, and
Speaker 4: everyone was talking about it. I was a chef of
Speaker 4: the time, and I called it right, and I was
Speaker 4: listening to Alex Jones half him on and stuff like
Speaker 4: in the kitchen at the time, and then I walked
Speaker 4: in and I was like, told you, And I didn't
Speaker 4: think he was going to be a savior.
Speaker 3: That time, and I don't think he will be this time.
Speaker 2: No, there's definitely some sketchiness, like there's a possibility this
Speaker 2: goes way way way downhill and extremely out of our hands.
Speaker 2: I don't think that we exactly know truly what to
Speaker 2: expect as far as Trump and everybody that he's bringing on.
Speaker 2: I think, on the surface it seems like awesome. You know,
Speaker 2: I love Tulca Gabbard. I think fucking RFK Junior coming
Speaker 2: on is awesome. I think on getting involved. I'm I
Speaker 2: don't know. I'm feeling a little shifty about that one.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure my opinion Elon, Dude, my opinion of
Speaker 2: Elon literally changes with the fucking wind.
Speaker 1: And I mean as the Eelon. If we're gonna get technical,
Speaker 1: he'd be doing Elon shit. One day he's over here
Speaker 1: in a board meeting and he sounds super normal. The
Speaker 1: next second he's naming his kids some shit that don't
Speaker 1: make sense with Elvin letters, Like, look, Elon's doing.
Speaker 4: We know he could be AI already, he could be
Speaker 4: some sort of robot, and we went, I even know it, right, brod.
Speaker 1: Can we confirm that he's not an animatronic because Jacob can't. Well?
Speaker 4: Yeah, imagine we develop like AI, uh and it becomes
Speaker 4: so intelligent that it's already in the future. So it
Speaker 4: comes back to this time to fuck with us creating
Speaker 4: robots and all sorts of shit.
Speaker 1: Fucking Terminator.
Speaker 3: That's where my mind goes when I'm high. I'm like
Speaker 3: fucking you know what could be?
Speaker 4: You know, but at the end of the day, right,
Speaker 4: you start to see like all these Zionists that he
Speaker 4: starts putting in a position of power.
Speaker 3: I can't remember the one guy and there's a big uh.
Speaker 4: There was like a montage of him calling Trump a
Speaker 4: con artist and then Trump appointed him to some position
Speaker 4: and power. And I'm like, this guy called you a
Speaker 4: con artist over and over and over again and and
Speaker 4: you and you're like, no, this guy's great, let's put
Speaker 4: him on yo.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you, does Trudeau have term limits? Because
Speaker 1: that seems to be the thing about you can the
Speaker 1: homeboys been elected, like what five times?
Speaker 4: You can get elected as as many times as That's
Speaker 4: what's so corrupt about this. And right now there would
Speaker 4: have been an election because he has essentially no popularity
Speaker 4: and there should be a vote of non confidence. But this,
Speaker 4: the towel had jag meat saying, is propping him up.
Speaker 1: So so what say that one again? It sounds like
Speaker 1: you just threw out random syllables. Though it's a seek.
Speaker 3: He's a seek, you know. So they're wrapping their heads
Speaker 3: in that fucking shit.
Speaker 1: And but wait wait now, oh, I thought the Seks
Speaker 1: weren't fucking with him because they just had their boy
Speaker 1: murdered and like he did nothing to stop it. And
Speaker 1: so apparently the Sekhs are like, Yo, fuck Trudeau, what's
Speaker 1: happening here?
Speaker 4: Bro man there, I don't know. It's all well, that
Speaker 4: guy is not even allowed in India. So he's the
Speaker 4: part of the NDP party, which essentially originally was a
Speaker 4: socialist party. Yeah, so they're full blown communists. He's uh,
Speaker 4: the counterfeit socialist. He's got like a someone like he's
Speaker 4: got like one thousand dollars watches, thousand dollars suits, and
Speaker 4: his government is propping up the Trudeau government and during
Speaker 4: his coalition, so there can't be an election, which should
Speaker 4: be illegal because a government shouldn't be able to use
Speaker 4: another government party to piggyback off of so they can
Speaker 4: get their pensions.
Speaker 1: Because that's what the Seek is. A Sikh population that
Speaker 1: big in Canada, and I know that it's huge. I
Speaker 1: know that Canada and America got a massive influx of
Speaker 1: the Seeks when India had their shit with them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Canada I think got a little bit more than America,
Speaker 1: like per capita. And I get that you're telling me
Speaker 1: that the Sikh government, like the government officials that are
Speaker 1: running in Canada that happen to be of the Sikh
Speaker 1: religion and background, are propping up the Trudeau government. Bro.
Speaker 1: And I'm not even trying to sell like straw man,
Speaker 1: you hear, I'm genuinely asking is it that big of
Speaker 1: a population?
Speaker 4: Well, it's not that big of a population, but they've
Speaker 4: inserted themselves in so many governments, right, got And I've
Speaker 4: said this is a million tasks of my show. I'm
Speaker 4: not against anybody, but I am a bigot when it
Speaker 4: comes to religion.
Speaker 3: I don't really like certain religions.
Speaker 4: And I think that if you multiculturalism is the it
Speaker 4: erodes the.
Speaker 3: National identity of a country.
Speaker 4: Right, that's a fact that you bring too many people
Speaker 4: in with too many different ideologies and beliefs, and then
Speaker 4: it like erodes the population that's already there, right, and
Speaker 4: now they're like they're in there the streets and like Vaughan,
Speaker 4: which is near Toronto, running around with swords and spears
Speaker 4: and stuff like that. It's crazy, man. And if we
Speaker 4: did that even just Canadians, even like white, black whatever,
Speaker 4: but we would get to probably arrest it or beaten
Speaker 4: with horses. So there's you see this conflicting. It brought
Speaker 4: in millions of people within the matter of couple of years.
Speaker 4: Like it's not not even.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like the country, the government, not even
Speaker 2: just Canada. I feel like United States would be about
Speaker 2: that bullshit too, where it's basically you know, you're your
Speaker 2: you're hesitant, and I would say probably even damn near
Speaker 2: scared to kind of deflect anything that that is in
Speaker 2: regards of the Wokism kind of shit. It's like, well,
Speaker 2: you know, this is a this is a minority group.
Speaker 2: We don't want to you know, we're not trying to
Speaker 2: be the oppressors here if they want to walk around
Speaker 2: with swords and fucking spears and yeah, yeah, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. Like I feel like that's a lot
Speaker 2: of the.
Speaker 4: Kind of is we have to carry around rifles or
Speaker 4: shot whatever right then?
Speaker 3: Like that would that.
Speaker 1: Would but like what's wrong with that though? Like first
Speaker 1: of all, first of all, I think there's not already
Speaker 1: a religion that teaches you to carry around your your
Speaker 1: piece of steel, then like you need to find a
Speaker 1: new religion. My boy, that's just me, that's just me personally,
Speaker 1: Like and if we don't have one. We need to
Speaker 1: found one.
Speaker 3: Well, it's crazy.
Speaker 4: So the RCMP has released that the highest levels of
Speaker 4: the Indian government is involved with our crime here. So
Speaker 4: the crime has gone through the roof. There's more break
Speaker 4: and enters. Uh, there's more car theft and they keep
Speaker 4: tracing it back to these like shipping containers at the
Speaker 4: sea and then they're shipping them wherever and they're making money.
Speaker 3: It's all these.
Speaker 4: Indian gangs that are being literally funded by the President
Speaker 4: of India like the highest like government and and then
Speaker 4: they're coming in and they're putting out hits on some
Speaker 4: of the Kalistani Seekhs that are more of a they're
Speaker 4: essentially a terrorist group technically, uh and uh and yeah,
Speaker 4: and we're allowing all these terrorists in that I've had
Speaker 4: higher terrorist activity. The mayor of Edmonton is a terrorist
Speaker 4: in India. Like that's a fact. He's literally been involved
Speaker 4: with like crazy shit bombings and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: And uh so yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 4: The essentially we've let the floodgates open to our for
Speaker 4: our country to be controlled by China, India and Israel.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Technically Tulsa Gabbard was labeled a terrorist up until she
Speaker 2: just got appointed to Trump's board. Did you hear about that?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: Was she?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Kamala Harris labeled are a fucking terrorist.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's Corte tell them out. She got the gray
Speaker 1: streak in her hair from being a combat medic okay,
Speaker 1: combat of American military combat now in other countries that
Speaker 1: we had no business being in all that, she got
Speaker 1: labeled a terrorist by fucking old Camel Tell and sleepy Joe.
Speaker 2: Bra Oh yeah, you can't be having that, you know,
Speaker 2: she was literally on a terrorist list. It's like, it's
Speaker 2: crazy the corrupted politics that really go on because.
Speaker 4: How much people suffer from it, Right, that's the biggest thing,
Speaker 4: is like people think they're going to vote their way
Speaker 4: out of this nonsense that's never gonna happen. And it's
Speaker 4: just it is sad to watch how people, especially like
Speaker 4: Canadian citizens, are being treated and feel and think about
Speaker 4: what's happening, and they feel powerless, like they can't do
Speaker 4: anything right. And you see this in the Western world
Speaker 4: where it's like where's our home now? If it's being
Speaker 4: taken over by every other ethnicity and culture, we don't have,
Speaker 4: our homes are being erased, and these are where we
Speaker 4: come from, you know, at least for generations, and then
Speaker 4: even in Europe and stuff England, all that stuff that's
Speaker 4: their native land, and they're like being is being destroyed.
Speaker 2: The fucking world is crazy as hell right now, and
Speaker 2: I feel like it's really only gonna get crazier. But look,
Speaker 2: speaking of the crazy world that we live in outside
Speaker 2: of politics, to be honest, I'm pretty fucking burnout on
Speaker 2: politics and I'm just so over even getting into it.
Speaker 2: I'm happy the election is in the fucking rear view mirror,
Speaker 2: and you know, I'm happy that, you know, the things
Speaker 2: went the way they went, and I'm sure that we're
Speaker 2: going to be covering them, you know, if there's some
Speaker 2: kind of bullshit that steps out of line or something
Speaker 2: that stinks a little bit that we need to dive
Speaker 2: a little bit further into. But the reason why we
Speaker 2: wanted to have you on today was to get into
Speaker 2: some cryptid kind of shit. And this is really you know, uh,
Speaker 2: we we love talking about cryptids and it's just always
Speaker 2: so much fun. We've had, you know, some great people
Speaker 2: that have come on in the past talking about cryptids,
Speaker 2: especially Scott Pace. Anybody that's listened to those episodes. He
Speaker 2: is a homeboy from Louisiana, and as Louisiana, as Louisiana gets,
Speaker 2: and this motherfucker is seeing translucent big feats? Is it
Speaker 2: big feet?
Speaker 1: They know how you would call the entire tribe of them,
Speaker 1: but goes as far as to say that he has
Speaker 1: the younger ones living in his home with him, he
Speaker 1: has had multiple experiences with them. He believes that these
Speaker 1: are good and and even venturing to say, holy beings
Speaker 1: blowing the show far which is a horned instrument used
Speaker 1: you would use ram horns to make this. It's a
Speaker 1: it's a religious instrument to horns, you blow on it.
Speaker 1: And he says that he's got dog men and sam
Speaker 1: squanches and everything else showing up to the sound of
Speaker 1: this holy warrior instrument, and like, look, man, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: who am I? Who am I to say? Whether this
Speaker 1: is truth or fiction? Whether this is really something that
Speaker 1: took place and all of us could have witnessed it,
Speaker 1: or whether this is the rantings of a guy who's
Speaker 1: kind of lost it a little bit. Look, Jacob is
Speaker 1: not that guy. Jacob is not that guy. Right, the
Speaker 1: cult of Conspiracy is not that place. We're here to
Speaker 1: let everybody talk their shit, So that'd.
Speaker 4: Be sweet, though, dude, if you had like the horn
Speaker 4: of Gondor or some shit like like cryptids and dover
Speaker 4: demons show up and stuff, that'd be dope.
Speaker 1: Yo. Your boy is talking about the walls of Jericho, which,
Speaker 1: if anybody knows about the Biblical text talks about how
Speaker 1: the tribes of Israel march around this city seven times
Speaker 1: and then screamed and the yell, the vibration from all
Speaker 1: their yells and the blowing of their horns brought these
Speaker 1: walls down. Look, who's to say that some sort of
Speaker 1: invisible sasquatch dog men, interdimensional angelic entities did not answer
Speaker 1: the call of this horn because the fucking the torches
Speaker 1: of Gondorf been lit. Like, who's to say, I don't
Speaker 1: fucking know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know either. He is quite the character. I
Speaker 2: don't really know what to believe as far as you
Speaker 2: know the ship that he talks about, But I.
Speaker 1: Will say he's to get him back on soon. Like
Speaker 1: he's really.
Speaker 2: Shown us like hundreds of pictures, and some of them
Speaker 2: you're like, you got a fucking imagination on you. But
Speaker 2: then there's another there's other ones where you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: I I think that actually is something and it's you know, bigfoot,
Speaker 2: they're just they're just blurry by nature, so it's hard
Speaker 2: to really get anything in focus if you're just you know,
Speaker 2: blurry all the fucking time. But I mean, I know
Speaker 2: that the bigfoot has got probably a decent reputation up
Speaker 2: in Canada, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well there we have.
Speaker 4: We have some different bigfoots, you know, because I was
Speaker 4: even gonna say, like, we got a reputation for being
Speaker 4: like friendly faces and impeccable manners, you know. But there's
Speaker 4: it's still a very vast and wild place, and there's
Speaker 4: definitely some cryptids hiding in the woods. But we have
Speaker 4: we have Old Yellow Top, and I know there's other ones.
Speaker 4: I know there's other ones that I could dive into
Speaker 4: at some point, of different bigfoots that exist, even maybe
Speaker 4: like a yetty type in none of it up where
Speaker 4: all the Eskimos live and you can't even say that anymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah you want none of it up there because it's
Speaker 3: fucking cold.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, is that was that done on purpose?
Speaker 1: Or is that an actual native word? Because it's hilarious.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is actually a native word. So yeah, but
Speaker 4: no one wants to go up there because it's cold
Speaker 4: as fuck. Everyone's like, I see like a lot of
Speaker 4: people from other countries, you know, that want to immigrate
Speaker 4: here or whatever, being.
Speaker 3: Like, but it's so big. What do you guys complain
Speaker 3: about it?
Speaker 4: I'm like, there's like the Northern Shield where it just
Speaker 4: gets extremely fucking cold and you can't even really survive.
Speaker 3: I'm up in the verb. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've heard like nine of Canada's population lives within one
Speaker 1: hundred miles of the US border. And it's not because
Speaker 1: they love America so much. It's because it's fucking cold
Speaker 1: on most of the continent that far north, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, you living out burning Man, and you see
Speaker 4: the winters there, like it looks fucked. I don't like
Speaker 4: when we have in Ontario.
Speaker 1: I got lit up for calling Eskimos Eskimos. Apparently Inuit
Speaker 1: is the proper term. I first of all, I thought
Speaker 1: Eskimo was a type of tribe or a type of
Speaker 1: Native American that lived that far north. I didn't know
Speaker 1: that that was a derogatory term. So everything.
Speaker 4: You can't even call gypsies gypsies, but they're Gypsies, so like, how.
Speaker 6: Can we not call the what's their word? It's tu yo? Okay,
Speaker 6: all right gypsy. First of all, if you ever meet
Speaker 6: an offended gypsy, first.
Speaker 1: No, you didn't know, you didn't. They don't get offended
Speaker 1: for shit. They just stayed there.
Speaker 3: Cigarettes and drinking my sky.
Speaker 1: Oh they smoked cigarettes that far north. They smoke meth here.
Speaker 4: Fucking hell if you go to h We've talked about
Speaker 4: them on our on Patreon. My buddy's from Ireland and
Speaker 4: they have the Travelers, which if you've seen the movie Snatch,
Speaker 4: it's literally, uh bradkits Brad Pitt's character where you barely
Speaker 4: understand what the fuck you're saying and they all box
Speaker 4: each other and shit, it's wild yo.
Speaker 1: The bare knuckle boxing scene between gypsy families in Ireland.
Speaker 1: I forget what the name of the documentary was. I
Speaker 1: think was Knuckle but uh, it was beautiful. I love it.
Speaker 1: I wish American families would quit being bitches and pulling
Speaker 1: guns and just like handle their shit with hands like
Speaker 1: grown fucking men. Gonna be honest, kind of liked it.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: On the other side of it, this shit's like eight
Speaker 1: generations old of these families still hating each other over
Speaker 1: bare knuckle boxing, and it's like damn at this point,
Speaker 1: like one nine mil round kind of would have settled.
Speaker 1: I don't know who's.
Speaker 3: Right. So, yeah, this is Old Yellow Top.
Speaker 4: So the thing of Bigfoot with like a garth wig
Speaker 4: on from Wayne's World, Old Yellow Top is just a
Speaker 4: black blonde sasquatch who hangs down Ontario and instead of
Speaker 4: British Columbia because there're supposed to be a big Foot
Speaker 4: out that way and the Pacific Northwest. Originally reported in
Speaker 4: the newspaper in nineteen oh six and sometimes is called
Speaker 4: pre camber in Man shield Man weird.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: The old yet is often mistaken for a bear.
Speaker 3: Oh you're looking them up, sweet, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Just his head is blonde.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds like he's wearing like a wig man.
Speaker 3: It's weird. Maybe just hide out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So he's been mistaken for a bear until people
Speaker 4: get a load of his yellow mane and he has
Speaker 4: a talent for running around on two legs instead of four.
Speaker 4: The beast for is dark everywhere except its head, and
Speaker 4: it's like a rock shoulder length haird you for a while.
Speaker 4: It's cited for every every twenty twenty five years to
Speaker 4: get sighted. But his last cameo was in nineteen seventy
Speaker 4: when it walked across the road in front of a
Speaker 4: vehicle carrying a group of miners, almost caused the diver
Speaker 4: to plunge down a driver to plunge down the rock cut.
Speaker 4: So it sounded like he was helping miners getting out,
Speaker 4: like essentially maybe they got stuck in a mine shaft
Speaker 4: and he was just like carrying these dudes fireman style
Speaker 4: of saving them.
Speaker 1: Bro, is there a pin up version of that?
Speaker 2: Look down, scroll down, go on right here. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: Harry and the Henderson's.
Speaker 3: That's fucking so funny.
Speaker 1: Oh fucked me up. I was okay, okay, yeah, so he's.
Speaker 3: Got like a look at that's the actual picture that
Speaker 3: they like, they think is him.
Speaker 1: So wait, there's stories of him saving miners.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, or somebody saw him, was in his car
Speaker 4: driving and then he saw essentially this, I guess, the
Speaker 4: yellow top carrying these dudes, these miners. I don't know
Speaker 4: if it's a group of miners or if he's kidnapping
Speaker 4: children for Epstein's Island, like.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean that far north. If he's kidnapping children
Speaker 1: for Epstein Island, like God, he's got to be in
Speaker 1: the know, but for him to save miners like okay,
Speaker 1: so the stories of Yellow Top. Is he seen as
Speaker 1: a positive figure up north? Or is he seen as
Speaker 1: something scary and like watch out for Yellow Top? Like,
Speaker 1: what's he? What's the the lore? If you will.
Speaker 4: I think that it's more or less that he's a
Speaker 4: bigfoot creature that people have purported to see, but they
Speaker 4: mistake it all the time because if you see his
Speaker 4: like hair like, it is a weird thing, and he
Speaker 4: could be some sort of other creature. But it seems
Speaker 4: like he's definitely bigfoot like. But I think it's it
Speaker 4: seems like he's a kind.
Speaker 3: Of nice guy, you know.
Speaker 4: It's like helps out the neighborhood, like a Canadian wood, right, yeah, Wood.
Speaker 2: He's basically I can't the giant place that I was
Speaker 2: gonna say, he's basically Andre the Giant and fucking Hulk
Speaker 2: Hogan had a baby. Oh yeah, that's that's pretty much
Speaker 2: what's going on there back of WrestleMania one or two,
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck that was. But no, I mean it's
Speaker 2: I don't know what to make of this, Like, and
Speaker 2: you see so many pictures of so many different cryptids,
Speaker 2: and they're always you know, kind of far away. They
Speaker 2: seem to be pretty elusive. They don't want to be
Speaker 2: caught on camera. They don't really even want to be
Speaker 2: seen around people in general. But I find it very
Speaker 2: interesting that this one was specifically known for helping, you know,
Speaker 2: like a little kid or a group of little kids
Speaker 2: kind of cross the road or whatever, because it's like,
Speaker 2: you know, I have always kind of been of the
Speaker 2: opinion that, you know, if there are Bigfoot and aliens
Speaker 2: and certain cryptids and stuff like that, like there has
Speaker 2: to be some good ones, right, Like they can't all
Speaker 2: be scary and want to eat your face off, like
Speaker 2: just mathematically.
Speaker 1: So in Louisiana, the version of the Bigfoot slash werewolf,
Speaker 1: we have the rugaroo, right, which is uh, specifically they
Speaker 1: are looking for those who are cheating on lent if
Speaker 1: they're Catholic, because Louisiana is very Catholic. They're they're only
Speaker 1: hunting for a certain type of person whatever. So to
Speaker 1: see that in Canada, right, which when I think of Canada,
Speaker 1: especially when it comes to Louisiana, I think Nova Scotia,
Speaker 1: where the Cajuns came through the Akkadiana, stopped in Nova Scotia,
Speaker 1: then made the way to Louisiana. So I'm thinking of,
Speaker 1: like how many different cultural things made their way from
Speaker 1: France to Canada to America, the one in Canada, the
Speaker 1: whole thing about a blonde top and all this, and
Speaker 1: could that connect to the rugaroo. They're seeing him as
Speaker 1: a positive figure. Nobody's like scared of blonde top out
Speaker 1: in the woods, right, Like if you're out camping and
Speaker 1: you hear some crazy noise, you're not thinking blonde tops listening,
Speaker 1: Like you're thinking, like, oh, don't worry, that's just blonde top.
Speaker 1: He's checking out for us, Like that's the typical vibe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's like he's, you know, bringing a fucking
Speaker 4: beg of weed for everybody to small gone.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: He seems like, where's your fucking boy? He'd yeah, and
Speaker 4: everyone like there's miners that have seen him. Two prospectors
Speaker 4: experienced woodsman. Uh they were testing out samples for their minds,
Speaker 4: claiming the Northeast mine near a cobalt mine, and initially
Speaker 4: they looked at a bear they thought was feasting in
Speaker 4: a blueberry patch, and uh, it wasn't a It wasn't
Speaker 4: a bear. Uh so with the courage, this guy has
Speaker 4: whipped a stone, I guess adam uh and the the
Speaker 4: creature stood up and growled and ran into the night.
Speaker 4: Wilson said that the head was kind of yellow and
Speaker 4: the rest of it was like a black, like a bear,
Speaker 4: and he had never seen such a bear. So who knows,
Speaker 4: maybe maybe it was an actually bear. That's some sort
Speaker 4: of weird genetic hybrid bear.
Speaker 1: But uh, where was that from?
Speaker 5: Do you know?
Speaker 3: There was in Walter Ferler? Mind? Sure, some really French
Speaker 3: word wet laffer. Wet lafer.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking. Like, what part of Canada is this? Bros? East?
Speaker 1: Is the west? Where?
Speaker 3: That's crazy? I don't even fucking know. It sounds French.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. Is that Montreal?
Speaker 2: I mean from what I was seeing, it was saying
Speaker 2: that it was based out of Ontario.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so was I.
Speaker 1: Whereas Ontario Silver.
Speaker 4: Center, ghost Town. It's in the northeastern Ontario, Okay, So
Speaker 4: I know where that northeastern?
Speaker 1: Okay? So like if you were to go directly south
Speaker 1: of Ontario, what state in America are you probably hitting?
Speaker 1: The only reason I'm asking is because oh, like New York.
Speaker 4: Buffalo is pretty close to where I like, I can
Speaker 4: get there in an hour and a half, two hours.
Speaker 1: Maybe, Okay, okay, a lot of people take.
Speaker 3: That border near Niagara Falls right now.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. The reason why I'm saying this is because
Speaker 1: is you look at the golden Bear. Have anybody looked
Speaker 1: at the flag of California. You see the golden bear
Speaker 1: on it. That's not a grizzly bear. It's a golden bear,
Speaker 1: which is a bear that has been extinct for about
Speaker 1: a little over one hundred years. They're saying that this
Speaker 1: blonde bear, this golden sandy colored grizzly bear, used to
Speaker 1: live in America, in California on the far west coast.
Speaker 1: To say that blonde top, I'm trying to figure out
Speaker 1: which section of Canada this might have been seen. Could
Speaker 1: it have been that? But from what you're saying, no.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's more n.
Speaker 4: I'm sure it'd be more up north, because even in
Speaker 4: Ontario you can go like near Hudson Beary and stuff
Speaker 4: like that, and it's pretty it's pretty like Bearn. There's
Speaker 4: a lot of places like that are just not occupied
Speaker 4: because it's hard to live in and they haven't developed
Speaker 4: cities there, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: So real quick? The upper three there, like are those
Speaker 1: the ones that basically no one lives in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody lives there, and if you live there, you
Speaker 4: get paid pretty well because everything's expensive because you have
Speaker 4: to get it up there and then but yeah, no
Speaker 4: one wants to work up there because it's I'm sure
Speaker 4: they got military bases and dumbs and all sorts of shit,
Speaker 4: you know, where they can survive. But yeah, that's where
Speaker 4: a lot of the the in you would are and
Speaker 4: the indigenous that for some reason, we'll tough it out.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this might be a really stupid question. But
Speaker 2: how far away is the North Pole from Canada?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: Is that prom the top it's at?
Speaker 2: I know it's at the top, but like I mean,
Speaker 2: is none of it?
Speaker 1: Is?
Speaker 2: None of it pretty close to the North Pole?
Speaker 4: I wouldn't say close, Like to get there you'd probably
Speaker 4: die on a boat. Like playing is one thing, but
Speaker 4: if you were sailing through all those I'm sure it'd
Speaker 4: be like the Titanic all over again. You know, Okay,
Speaker 4: it makes the boat for a financial gain or something.
Speaker 2: All the reason I bring that up is because you know,
Speaker 2: your boy Trudeau said that whenever he was a little kid,
Speaker 2: he went up to he went up to the North
Speaker 2: Pole with his dad, and he knew that his dad
Speaker 2: was powerful because of, you know, like his involvement in
Speaker 2: the North Pole and everything that was going on up there, and.
Speaker 3: Its people weird I've never heard of.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a fucking full on like it was
Speaker 2: like a whole video, but it was basically just saying that, like,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of shit going on at the North Pole.
Speaker 2: How would you know that your dad is a powerful
Speaker 2: man because of you know what he's allowed to see there.
Speaker 3: You know, Santa right, just hanging out with the big guy,
Speaker 3: Big Red.
Speaker 2: You know it's funny too.
Speaker 1: That is as small as fuck? Is it like super
Speaker 1: populated or some shit? Not not man kind?
Speaker 4: That's my buddy is right now. He moved up to
Speaker 4: New Brunswick. It's it's it's kind of like an inbred province.
Speaker 4: I'll just say that, whoa, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: The only reason I'm asking there was as an American.
Speaker 1: This is the first time in a long time I've
Speaker 1: looked at the Canadian map and as I have an
Speaker 1: actual Canadian to speak about this with. All Right, So
Speaker 1: Bird of beef being like Birda being Texas. I see it.
Speaker 1: I get it. Cool, Ontario being what it is, I
Speaker 1: get it. I see it cool.
Speaker 3: It's like California, Okay, horrible, fair enough enough.
Speaker 1: Brunswick is as little ass small state slash city slash province.
Speaker 1: And you're saying it's known for being inbred. What's the
Speaker 1: what's the local laurel and that shit.
Speaker 4: So there's a there's a family called the Actually they
Speaker 4: were from Nova Scotia, so but that like out east.
Speaker 4: My buddy's been out there and he's like, yeah, I
Speaker 4: bet you everyone is their cousin. And there's like there
Speaker 4: was specifically some families like there was one Nova Scotia
Speaker 4: called the I think they were Nova Scotia, New Brunswick
Speaker 4: called the Goler Clan, and uh yeah, they were all
Speaker 4: half sex with each other and their kids and stuff
Speaker 4: is fucked. And then they produced kids and then it's
Speaker 4: just a massive inbred family. But it's like those are
Speaker 4: the lazy people right then when they showed up, like
Speaker 4: the Irish or the Scottish, and they just like were
Speaker 4: like this is good, I'm saying here, and they never
Speaker 4: went in any further. And then you know they had
Speaker 4: no one else to have sex with, so their cousins
Speaker 4: started looking at Oh shit, they get so mad at me,
Speaker 4: say that ship. We used to make fun of Quebec
Speaker 4: a lot. We hate Quebec. And then I found I
Speaker 4: was doing ancestry dot com just to figure out where
Speaker 4: I come from. And uh, I'm pretty sure I have
Speaker 4: French blooded me too, So.
Speaker 1: That seems to be a local thing. All of Canada
Speaker 1: hates Quebec and is a matter effect did they try
Speaker 1: to secede like they want to be the twenty thirteen
Speaker 1: they tried.
Speaker 4: The problem is when you go there, it's not it's
Speaker 4: a pretty beautiful place, but you go there as if
Speaker 4: you don't speak French, it you're fucked essentially. And uh
Speaker 4: and they everywhere else in Ontario and all of Canada
Speaker 4: it has to be bilingual both languages, but in Quebec
Speaker 4: it's only in French. So they think that they're better somehow,
Speaker 4: and then you know the government is there.
Speaker 1: And so I'll say this, they speak like proper French French,
Speaker 1: like they don't speak a dialect of like it's.
Speaker 3: Like a slang.
Speaker 4: There's definitely Canadian French if you if you talk to
Speaker 4: someone actually from France and they and you tell them
Speaker 4: about like Canada, they will they make fun of like
Speaker 4: the Canadian French accent.
Speaker 1: Oh, they make fun of the Cajun French accent a
Speaker 1: good bit. I feel like Canadian might be close to
Speaker 1: their tongue, so to speak.
Speaker 2: I've been trying to figure out what it is about
Speaker 2: you that seems so familiar, and I think I got
Speaker 2: it now. I'm a huge wrestling fan. Do you ever
Speaker 2: watch wrestling like WWE wrestling? Okay, so they got these
Speaker 2: like especially now there's like the two Canadian wrestlers. It's uh,
Speaker 2: Sammy Zain and Kevin Owens. They're both Canadian. Dude, you
Speaker 2: look so much like Kevin Owens is not even let
Speaker 2: me pull up a picture of Kevin Owens. Kevin Owens
Speaker 2: look like your boy ko dog dude, I'm telling you,
Speaker 2: like looks like I feel like he is. Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: he's Canadian.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, okay, I'm a.
Speaker 3: Little bit he's he's a bigger boy than me though,
Speaker 3: for that's for sure.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's a thick. But you know, just just
Speaker 2: some like you fucking Canadians are just some dude.
Speaker 3: It's in the blood. It's probably the he Actually I
Speaker 3: should show my wife this and see what she thinks.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Body styles dog oh English blend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't see his whole fucking body. I don't
Speaker 2: know what's underneath the hoodie bro like no homo, but like,
Speaker 2: you know, just you know, just the kind of personality.
Speaker 2: Y'all are pretty similar there too, but.
Speaker 3: Not aware of him. Interesting, I have to watch some
Speaker 3: of his shit.
Speaker 2: Oh he's great, he's great.
Speaker 1: He's solid, he's solid.
Speaker 2: But anyway, all right, So getting back to the Yellow Top,
Speaker 2: I mean, was there really only just a couple of
Speaker 2: instances as far as the Yellow Top.
Speaker 4: Or well, yeah, there was the one woman in April
Speaker 4: at nineteen forty seven. She and her son were taking
Speaker 4: a walk along the rail tracks and uh next into
Speaker 4: the coalbalt to do their shopping.
Speaker 3: And the woman was wary of stumbling into a.
Speaker 4: Young bear cub and their protective mother, so she jumped
Speaker 4: when a large shadow kind of protruded her vision and
Speaker 4: moved towards the tracks because she just wanted to be
Speaker 4: you know, because there's bears out there. When she saw
Speaker 4: shocked her nearly beyond belief. This was no bear, no,
Speaker 4: nor wolf or other creature she was familiar with. It
Speaker 4: walked effortlessly on two legs, almost like a man, but
Speaker 4: it was entirely covered in brown hair. The woman had
Speaker 4: her son close and she had no intention of getting
Speaker 4: close to the beast, but they they got on and
Speaker 4: then disappeared in the woods. So this thing's been spotted
Speaker 4: a couple of times. That's why I feel like if
Speaker 4: a cryptids only spotted once, like the the Dover Demon
Speaker 4: was only seen like really within a three day span,
Speaker 4: and then I think, and then it just disappeared forever.
Speaker 4: Nobody else has ever seen it. And it was three
Speaker 4: different accounts where you see this where I'm sure if
Speaker 4: somebody just saw something they would brush it off. But
Speaker 4: there's been numerous stories about people claiming to see the
Speaker 4: same like creature, you know, Harry Garth from Wayne's World.
Speaker 4: You know it really like that is just showing up,
Speaker 4: and that's what it is, interdimensional, like they just pop
Speaker 4: in and out of our reality or like is it
Speaker 4: some sort of hybrid creature or a thing that we
Speaker 4: don't even know exist that lives in the northern part
Speaker 4: of like you know, and then even the Northwest territories
Speaker 4: and then travels down this way or something like that,
Speaker 4: because you don't really know what's in those like barren
Speaker 4: arctic kind of wastelands and what type of creatures could
Speaker 4: actually be out there.
Speaker 2: Right right, Well, and then you know, you get into
Speaker 2: the whole like the state park secrets and shit like that. What, well,
Speaker 2: Niagara Falls is technically Canada, right Yeah, I think that
Speaker 2: there's part of it is New York or some shit,
Speaker 2: isn't it isn't that.
Speaker 1: How it goes?
Speaker 2: Or yeah, yeah, there's half and half right right well,
Speaker 2: as far as you know the like the the state
Speaker 2: parks and stuff, a lot of people will say, well,
Speaker 2: a lot of that, a lot of that land, as
Speaker 2: far as the state parks go, is really blocked off
Speaker 2: to where you're not even allowed to go. And then
Speaker 2: you look at the amount the mass of people that
Speaker 2: are literally going missing every single year in each one
Speaker 2: of these state parks. Now, don't get me wrong, state
Speaker 2: parks are fucking huge. It's probably easy to get lost
Speaker 2: in there. But I mean you think about it, like,
Speaker 2: there are there are like uh what do they call
Speaker 2: like the park troopers or whatever the fuck that are
Speaker 2: always walking around in there, right park rangers? Yeah, the
Speaker 2: park park troopers. What a fucking idiot. But you know,
Speaker 2: like there's like there's the park rangers that are constantly
Speaker 2: you know, going around and you know then they're always
Speaker 2: you know, trying to reintroduce new animal life. And I
Speaker 2: don't know, some people have even said that there might
Speaker 2: be some fucking portals there too. What are your thoughts
Speaker 2: on the.
Speaker 3: Portals keep going missing? Man?
Speaker 2: I know, yeah, what's up with things?
Speaker 1: Very weird.
Speaker 4: I've seen numerous videos of even I don't know how,
Speaker 4: like why homeless people have cell phones? Now it's fucking
Speaker 4: weird to be but there's a guy that's like legit homeless,
Speaker 4: and he's going through and talking about how this woman
Speaker 4: was here at this corner and she's left all of
Speaker 4: her stuff and like homeless people, what little they have
Speaker 4: they obviously take with them and she just disappeared.
Speaker 3: And the government's picking them up. Maybe who knows.
Speaker 4: We don't really know, because a lot of people went
Speaker 4: missing in California, they claim. But if you see like
Speaker 4: the overlaying maps of like the missing four one one
Speaker 4: in then the cave systems is also weird because what
Speaker 4: the fuck's happening with that? And there's been reports again
Speaker 4: of like homeless people sleeping in the park and then
Speaker 4: going missing, and there's uh, there's some tunnel systems supposedly
Speaker 4: within the a lot of then like the huge state parks,
Speaker 4: and people go missing in Algonquin Park, which is the
Speaker 4: same kind of thing, right, Like.
Speaker 2: So, I mean, dude, if there's some kind of uh
Speaker 2: Nazi labs in the middle of these fucking state parks
Speaker 2: or something like that where they're just performing scientific procedures
Speaker 2: on unrelenting hobos, it's like, well, first off, it's probably
Speaker 2: a great idea if you're going to do it on
Speaker 2: anybody like hobo. I mean, I love, hobos are great people.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying that they're like, you know that they're
Speaker 2: expendable by any means. I'm just saying that, like, how
Speaker 2: many people are going to know that they're missing if
Speaker 2: they're hobos.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like the West Dead theory people kept.
Speaker 1: I actually got some flack on this because what I
Speaker 1: said about the Nazis, right, it was like what happened
Speaker 1: all the homeless people in Germany when the Nazi Party
Speaker 1: took over, Like between World War One and World War two.
Speaker 1: World War one, Germany was like left destitute. They were
Speaker 1: like beyond a depression. They were scrounging just to literally
Speaker 1: feed themselves across the nation. And then whenever I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: there was no homeless people in Germany because you know,
Speaker 1: Hitler took care of that, like there was whole camps
Speaker 1: where like the destitute would be sent and whatever. People
Speaker 1: are like, that's not true. Germany didn't kill their homeless.
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, okay, pause, the National Socialist Party of Germany. No,
Speaker 1: they didn't kill any homeless Germans. They took care of
Speaker 1: them with social welfare programs. But how do they fund
Speaker 1: the social welfare programs? How do they fund the Third Reich?
Speaker 1: And all that it was from reconstituted funds from literally
Speaker 1: every country they took over. If you look at it,
Speaker 1: like Germany didn't have a bunch of money in the
Speaker 1: bank to like fund their war. They were fueling it
Speaker 1: based off of the ship they took as they went.
Speaker 3: You know, America, America was funding the Nazis.
Speaker 1: If you want to get technical, you can say theis.
Speaker 3: Yeah, technically, but Henry Ford and people like that were
Speaker 3: behind that.
Speaker 1: That Oh we're talking specifically American industry, Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: But then you're gonna have those the nationalists that are
Speaker 4: going off the the because now that's becoming more and
Speaker 4: more of a thing. If people thinking that Hitler was
Speaker 4: the good guy when he most likely was gotten to
Speaker 4: and used to give the Zionist Israel and stuff like that,
Speaker 4: Like there's some levels to that shit.
Speaker 3: I were actually gonna cover on the show eventually.
Speaker 4: I we do the Famous Dead sometimes, and which is
Speaker 4: the famous dead people and stuff like that, So I
Speaker 4: wrote an episode that was gonna be called the Famous Dead.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about Hitler.
Speaker 4: It's all the good things he did for Germany, just
Speaker 4: to show most people a different version of history, because
Speaker 4: not everything we're being told is true and then stuff
Speaker 4: is being manipulated for a right right. Talk about the
Speaker 4: biggest boogie man is always interesting to people. I mean,
Speaker 4: a pretty fucking popular cryptid. I would say that Hitler was,
Speaker 4: but I mean, and he was definitely see with the
Speaker 4: small mustache crawl out of a fucking forest or something.
Speaker 2: You could definitely see that. Like he's lurking in the
Speaker 2: state parks, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: He's just like that little little baby Adolph's coming to roost.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, crazy dude, but you.
Speaker 3: Just hear you just hear German screaming and just the
Speaker 3: woods at night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the north Woods of Germany. You're wild at night,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: They seem like it. They seem like it. But you know,
Speaker 2: what's interesting as far as the uh not to you know,
Speaker 2: have an abrupt shift from Nazis over back to fucking Bigfoot.
Speaker 2: But what's interesting is is that, uh, you know, it
Speaker 2: doesn't doesn't really seem like the yellow Top has really
Speaker 2: made an appearance in a while, right, No, No.
Speaker 3: He's uh, he's sulked off, and maybe he's dead.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: Maybe these creatures die and then they don't have they
Speaker 4: don't pro create like and we don't know how long
Speaker 4: these things live either, right, So if you try to
Speaker 4: thinking the physical aspects of it, I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 4: maybe they are some creature that we weren't aware of
Speaker 4: or only some people saw, but they were more intelligent
Speaker 4: than we understood, so we couldn't capture them like we
Speaker 4: would do with other animals because the other stuff has
Speaker 4: gone extinct that human beings have fucked with or hunted
Speaker 4: until it non existed.
Speaker 3: Like buffalo and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: Right, So, or maybe you know, they last like a
Speaker 4: couple of hundred years or two hundred years, and they
Speaker 4: just slowly are dying off now, right, And that's why
Speaker 4: there's less sightings because more and more people have cell phones.
Speaker 4: But there is like some really compelling pictures of bigfoot
Speaker 4: out there where I'm like, if that's a mask, that
Speaker 4: guy took a lot of time and mindy to make
Speaker 4: that mask.
Speaker 2: Like I feel like there's been enough Bigfoot sightings, do
Speaker 2: you I think there's actually a bigfoot website, like, uh,
Speaker 2: it marks every single time a bigfoot, you know, sighting
Speaker 2: is documented in stuff. There's been like tens of thousands
Speaker 2: of sightings a bigfoot, not even just in Canada, not
Speaker 2: even really only in not only in North America, even
Speaker 2: like it actually spans across across the flat earth. But
Speaker 2: like you like that, Jacob, I heard you.
Speaker 1: I'm leaving it be.
Speaker 2: But what's interesting is is that for some reason, they
Speaker 2: when I say they, I don't know, we're talking about
Speaker 2: the elite to fucking illuminati, whoever's controlling our minds. The
Speaker 2: GOVERNMENTE not gonna go there. But like it seems like
Speaker 2: this is still just a theory, a conspiracy, a story,
Speaker 2: even like but if there's if there's so many sightings
Speaker 2: and there's so many pictures and so many people without
Speaker 2: a shadow of a doubt they've seen a bigfoot, you
Speaker 2: cannot convince them otherwise, Like why would they even be
Speaker 2: trying to cover this up?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean, what are your thoughts? Why would they Why
Speaker 2: would they lie about this kind of thing?
Speaker 4: Maybe they don't want us to build an army with
Speaker 4: bigfoots being our henchmen, right, and then you know, then
Speaker 4: all hell will break loose because it is interesting that
Speaker 4: why are they hiding this information? Why there and it's
Speaker 4: always they're labeled as crazy. But if you see some
Speaker 4: of the bigfoot hunters, some of those dudes man wearing
Speaker 4: their pants up to their belly buttons, and you know
Speaker 4: they're they're not the greatest looking bunch, but they're convinced
Speaker 4: of what they saw. Right. And I've talked about this
Speaker 4: on my show, is that I've seen weird shit in
Speaker 4: my life and especially my shadow People story that I
Speaker 4: kind of told you.
Speaker 3: Guys, is that I've seen weird stuff.
Speaker 4: So this person seems credible and intelligent and and doesn't
Speaker 4: really have anything to gain, then I would be more
Speaker 4: inclined to believe them when they're telling these stories, right,
Speaker 4: and there's a bunch of people that are truly convinced.
Speaker 3: But obviously if it's a guy like but I saw
Speaker 3: Bigfoot when I was drunk on some moonshine, you know,
Speaker 3: like you're like, I don't know, man, did you?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: One hundred percent hear that?
Speaker 4: And maybe it's just so far fetched that nobody can
Speaker 4: like they're like whatever, if people see him, just we're
Speaker 4: not gonna fund this though, But are they could have
Speaker 4: him locked in a cage somewhere, a bunch of them.
Speaker 2: I mean, could it be? And some people believe, you know,
Speaker 2: especially the Bible believers out there, that the Bigfoot could
Speaker 2: could possibly be the Nephilum. And you know, as far
Speaker 2: as if you're to believe the Bible and to understand,
Speaker 2: really almost every set of people on this earth have
Speaker 2: some kind of flood story that happened way back when.
Speaker 2: I mean, and even within the Bible, it says that
Speaker 2: the flood didn't necessarily kill all the Nephilum, right, Like
Speaker 2: it said that it killed a lot of them. It
Speaker 2: didn't kill all of them though.
Speaker 1: And that's the thing, dude, of the Christian evangelical crowd
Speaker 1: that we have even had on Hell, most of them
Speaker 1: believe the Bigfoot to be some sort of nephilum residual.
Speaker 1: Some believe them to be angelic residual and not demonic
Speaker 1: or evil at all, and they are benign and good
Speaker 1: and holy being. I mean, it really does run the gauntlet.
Speaker 2: Well and not and not to be like one of
Speaker 2: those people. But like, could it be that these beings
Speaker 2: are there just to kind of be like the like
Speaker 2: the beepers, well, I mean just like the generals of
Speaker 2: the forest kind of thing.
Speaker 4: I don't know, yeah, like elementals, you know, like the
Speaker 4: the Oirish believe in the fairies and stuff like that,
Speaker 4: and they're protecting the forest.
Speaker 3: But also they're fucking real shady though. I can't trust fairies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, Yeah, kidnapped your.
Speaker 3: Fucking baby man and then replace it with some old
Speaker 3: ass fairy.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: Don't get me started on the Brownies. The brownies, you know,
Speaker 2: they'll get pissed if your house is too clean or
Speaker 2: too dirty. You just gotta you gotta find like about.
Speaker 3: Them in public or people are gonna think you're racist.
Speaker 2: Oh I know, Yeah, that's that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Goddamn brownies keep breaking in my fucking house. You're like
Speaker 3: freaking out brownies.
Speaker 2: You mean brownie.
Speaker 4: So they get to switch to the topic we could
Speaker 4: talk about. There's a giant beaver suitingly Uh so there is?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I wait, I was glad. I'm glad. We're shifting gearshit.
Speaker 1: There's a whole other cryptid in Canada about a giant
Speaker 1: beaver dog.
Speaker 4: Oh, there's tons of different cryptids. I don't even know
Speaker 4: if we'll get into it, especially the wind to go.
Speaker 4: Maybe I'll have to do a deep dive on because
Speaker 4: that whole story is wild and uh me and one
Speaker 4: from the One on one podcast covered him a long
Speaker 4: long time ago. He's spent years now, like three years maybe.
Speaker 4: So this there's the beaver's national animal. I don't know why,
Speaker 4: but I guess it's industrious right and nature. It's just
Speaker 4: like it's building ship, that's what they do, right. But
Speaker 4: in Manitoba there are whispers of a fearsome water rodent
Speaker 4: of enormous size. The giant beaver is said to stand
Speaker 4: around five feet tall on all fours and weigh as
Speaker 4: much as an average adult male. While sightings can be
Speaker 4: scat at best scant sky Scat's funny.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: We we do not know the region of this the
Speaker 4: home of this species of giant beer. Maybe some ten
Speaker 4: thousand years ago that could there was descriptions that were
Speaker 4: matching a similar creature. However, far as we know, these
Speaker 4: animals became extinct around the same time as the wooly mammoth.
Speaker 4: So there is theories that there actually was and there's
Speaker 4: evidence maybe of this, that there was actual giant beavers
Speaker 4: at some point.
Speaker 1: Wait, the beaver is the national animal. I guess I
Speaker 1: saw Canada.
Speaker 3: Everyone brings up maple syrup and beavers, and I mean
Speaker 3: I saw the.
Speaker 1: Maple leaf on the flag. I knew the maple tree
Speaker 1: was a corporate symbol now, but like BUCkies, yo, but
Speaker 1: we're talking about beaver that's like three times the size.
Speaker 1: So like, I mean, your average beaver is like thirty
Speaker 1: pounds twenty to thirty pounds, I would guesstimate. I mean,
Speaker 1: I've only killed one beaver in my life and that
Speaker 1: was by accident, right, So like us them ass chainsaws
Speaker 1: up here, you go, I thought.
Speaker 2: It was a ass. It's crazy, just why the would
Speaker 2: they do that? Okay, so everybody's Canadian, the Canadian, that's
Speaker 2: what it is.
Speaker 1: So these foot tall five foot tall?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, So they're like the average size of a man,
Speaker 4: which would be pretty frightening because they kind of look cute,
Speaker 4: like they're a weird fucking animal though you think about
Speaker 4: like the tail, how they patch it down with it,
Speaker 4: Like they're just a bizarre creature to begin with, Like
Speaker 4: it is weird once you think about some of the
Speaker 4: animals that we even do have on this planet, but
Speaker 4: they're also weird. So to imagine that one was a
Speaker 4: giant size at some point could be quite possible. Right,
Speaker 4: he'd be taking down the trees though.
Speaker 1: Like you said, they're industrious creatures. They see water flowing
Speaker 1: and they just like they think themselves so fuckingolutely not.
Speaker 1: We must stop costs. Water is not gonna fucking flow
Speaker 1: around us.
Speaker 3: Bro, It is weird there in stinks though, of all.
Speaker 1: The things for them to instinctually like must do, water
Speaker 1: running is not gonna be a thing. Beavers are gonna
Speaker 1: do everything in their power to stop it. They eat
Speaker 1: fresh vegetation. See all right, an average man, bro, look.
Speaker 2: At this look read this ship right here. These motherfuckers
Speaker 2: got up to four hundred and fifty pounds.
Speaker 3: That's goo.
Speaker 1: That's not the size of an average guy variety.
Speaker 2: Like they were talking, they would get up to over
Speaker 2: eight feet tall and up to four hundred and fifty
Speaker 2: fucking pounds.
Speaker 3: Holy shit, that's beaver incisors.
Speaker 1: So we're talking about beavers the size of fucking full
Speaker 1: sized pigs, so that we're all at the same age here,
Speaker 1: all right. And these fuckers are tearing down whole oak
Speaker 1: trees to make these massive ass dams to clog up
Speaker 1: the mighty Mississippi River essentially, is what we're talking about.
Speaker 3: Dude, six inch incisors. They're sharp.
Speaker 4: Aad ends that's you wouldn't want to fuck her out
Speaker 4: that But realistically, imagine seeing like.
Speaker 3: A big foot fight a giant beaver or a bear. Yo,
Speaker 3: is crazy that I.
Speaker 1: Want the fur?
Speaker 2: You know how much help? Did you know how much
Speaker 2: blue raspberry you can get out of one of those fuckers?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 1: Yo, that ain't o Gland would have so much blue
Speaker 1: raspberry resident It's not even fucking hey dude, it would dude,
Speaker 1: that's crazy.
Speaker 2: You do want to hear A funny story too, is
Speaker 2: that I grew up in Pennsylvania and I'm actually from
Speaker 2: a place called Beaver County, and so the high school
Speaker 2: that I went to was called Western Beaver and our
Speaker 2: mascot was the Golden Beaver. So a lot of beaver's
Speaker 2: going on right there. So I'm pretty stoked that we
Speaker 2: have a fucking monster beaver over here, because I always thought, dude,
Speaker 2: why the fuck are we beavers? They're tiny little creatures,
Speaker 2: like they're not that big, like that's not to be feared.
Speaker 2: But you take this fucking eight foot eight foot tall,
Speaker 2: four hundred and fifty pounds beaver, all right, you could
Speaker 2: be scared of that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you take anything, and you'd make a giant like
Speaker 4: even like I fucking hate mosquitoes, make that thing like huge.
Speaker 3: You're fucking done.
Speaker 4: Man. It sucks you out like a straw, like you're
Speaker 4: like a juice box. I was saying, fucking you got
Speaker 4: oh do this.
Speaker 1: In Louisiana and my section of the Bayu, we have
Speaker 1: a long standing rivalry with beavers. I have, in fact,
Speaker 1: and I will take the glasses off to say this,
Speaker 1: I have in fact used explosives to bomb the fuck
Speaker 1: out of beavers, and I will stand by that. Fuck
Speaker 1: those creatures. I know for sure. I've only killed one
Speaker 1: that was with a shotgun directed to the face. I
Speaker 1: thought it was a new durette.
Speaker 4: I was right here, a vegan with blue hair. Part
Speaker 4: of Peters screaming in the background.
Speaker 3: I can hear how dag you.
Speaker 1: I can say that I used the pelts to make
Speaker 1: a really really it was a section of a really
Speaker 1: warm blanket.
Speaker 2: So, oh, they probably love you now for that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, that's that's probably really looking good on you.
Speaker 2: But here's a interesting thing, and we're talking about.
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, it was looking phenomenal on
Speaker 1: me when I wore it's skin.
Speaker 2: You ever seen a you ever seen a fucking ant
Speaker 2: all close up? Like, Oh yeah, I know, it's fucking horrifying.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is demonic. You see a fucking
Speaker 2: ant zoomed all the way in. That is scary as
Speaker 2: fuck like that.
Speaker 4: I would not want to fuck with that thing. I've
Speaker 4: I've had nightmares of this since I was a kid.
Speaker 4: It's funny. We talked about it on the original Canadian
Speaker 4: Cryptid episode when we kind of started diving into some
Speaker 4: of this stuff years ago, and uh, I watched this movie.
Speaker 4: It's one of those like kind of Ben Her nineteen
Speaker 4: sixties kind of movies that look to it. I remember
Speaker 4: watching My Little Shitty TV. You had to like go
Speaker 4: up to and press the buttons to change, you like
Speaker 4: old school shit kids. And uh, in this movie, this
Speaker 4: guy wakes up, but it's like he's kind of like
Speaker 4: wearing like a tunic or some shit, and there's a
Speaker 4: giant bug on his face.
Speaker 3: And then it's like all like claymation.
Speaker 4: He's battling all that but that scene and then he
Speaker 4: stabs it and alls Google's on his face. I don't
Speaker 4: even know what movie it is, but it fucking always
Speaker 4: freaked me out. I dreams about that fucking creature.
Speaker 2: Dude, that's like some honey I shrunk the kid shit
Speaker 2: if you remember that, Yeah, like that that scarred me
Speaker 2: for sure. But you know, if you really think about it,
Speaker 2: you think down like all the way to the quantum realm,
Speaker 2: Like an ant is huge in the quantum realm if
Speaker 2: you really look at it like that, And if you're
Speaker 2: somebody like you know, just going back to ant, you
Speaker 2: ever see an ant man the Quantum Mania one where
Speaker 2: they go like super super super shrink size And obviously
Speaker 2: I don't even know if a fucking ant could I mean,
Speaker 2: would an ant necessarily be part of the quantum realm?
Speaker 2: Probably not. But if if you are quantum size, like
Speaker 2: a fucking grain of a carpet fiber or something like that,
Speaker 2: and you saw this monster, dude, like that's it's game over.
Speaker 2: Like I don't even want to live that life anymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, some of our.
Speaker 4: Beetles and bugs, and I'm glad that we don't have
Speaker 4: giant ones anymore.
Speaker 2: I mean allegedly, you know, with the hollow Earth, things
Speaker 2: would be reversed on the inside. What's tiny is huge,
Speaker 2: what's huge is small. And it's because of the black Sun.
Speaker 2: And I don't want to ship on the black Sun.
Speaker 2: You ever look into the black sun? Like, there's a
Speaker 2: lot of symbolism as far as the black Sun goes,
Speaker 2: and some people actually.
Speaker 3: Love the black sun.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Yes, I've looked into the black Sun.
Speaker 1: It's it's a symbol used by some people, never positively
Speaker 1: ever one time.
Speaker 3: Oh it's staring at guy's assholes, right, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: stair to the black Sun.
Speaker 2: Well, it's used in the occult. It's just supposed to
Speaker 2: be like the inverse of our son or whatever.
Speaker 4: And right, our Son's just plasma. It's just like a
Speaker 4: weird plasma portal or some ship.
Speaker 2: It's dude, I've been saying that it's a fucking portal
Speaker 2: for the longest time. I actually, if you actually, if
Speaker 2: you stare at the sun, dude, it really does look
Speaker 2: like a portal. You stare at it long enough and
Speaker 2: your eyes stop watering and like there's some there's some
Speaker 2: shit going on there. You're your eyes do eventually stop
Speaker 2: watering because he's blind.
Speaker 1: That's what, bro, I mean.
Speaker 2: There's a sun.
Speaker 1: Gazing is a real science, and there's real things to
Speaker 1: back it up. And I know we're not talking about
Speaker 1: it high noon. I know all that, but Bro, most
Speaker 1: people are not smart enough to do that. Most people
Speaker 1: are gonna stare at that bitch in the middle of
Speaker 1: the day and be like, oh good that that's good
Speaker 1: for me. Ah end up looking like fucking Rachel.
Speaker 2: Damage your fucking retinas for sure, if you stare at
Speaker 2: it at high noon. But there are actually people whose
Speaker 2: sun gaze every day. It doesn't matter if it's high
Speaker 2: noon or not, because your your eyes literally just become
Speaker 2: accustomed to it. I'm not.
Speaker 4: Of like being like, well, if I do this isn't
Speaker 4: actually good for me? Or will I go blind? Like
Speaker 4: what they're telling now that we will.
Speaker 1: Right look good for your eyes.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 2: I think that honestly, most people are taking what has
Speaker 2: been accepted all throughout our lives, truth and history and
Speaker 2: stuff like that. People are saying, well, look how many
Speaker 2: times they were wrong and it was like blatantly wrong
Speaker 2: or a blatant lie or something like that. Dude, Like
Speaker 2: why the fuck is wheat on the food pyramid? It
Speaker 2: never should have been there, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: But it was just a way for the government to
Speaker 2: be able to make more money. And the same thing
Speaker 2: with the dairy industry. It's all fucked. But like you know,
Speaker 2: I think that it's just it's a good idea to
Speaker 2: just question everything and so you know, you know, take
Speaker 2: your own kind of steps and you know, experiment your
Speaker 2: yourself a little bit.
Speaker 3: I say, speaking of the government, we can go onto
Speaker 3: a Canadian lizard man.
Speaker 1: Are we talking about true lizard man? I was gonna say, true, dude, Jonathan,
Speaker 1: damn it.
Speaker 3: I think that guy's not fucking human. There is no
Speaker 3: way that he's human. I think he's there's something behind
Speaker 3: his eyes. He's not he's not of this world.
Speaker 4: So the Thetis Lake monster, there is another lake monster? Uh,
Speaker 4: because we could talk about Oga Polga if we get
Speaker 4: to it.
Speaker 1: But wait, where's Thedis Lake? Thetis Lake? Thetis Lake?
Speaker 4: I would I say Thedius is in Vancouver, on Vancouver Island.
Speaker 4: I don't how the fuck they pronounced it over there.
Speaker 4: I pronounced it the way that I think that shit sounds,
Speaker 4: and it's probably never right. I have like infamous trouble
Speaker 4: with last names on the show.
Speaker 3: It's like, what the fuck does that say?
Speaker 4: So it's not your standard issued dinosaur in the lake.
Speaker 4: This creature is known as the Canadian lizard Man.
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Speaker 2: We love you very much. So back to this. Thetis
Speaker 2: the cleat. He looks like a kleatus. To be honest
Speaker 2: with you, old kle this.
Speaker 4: So so I'll throw this back on for this for
Speaker 4: fun little segment. But yeah, he's just he's in the
Speaker 4: Vancouver Islands, He's in the Thetis Lake. He's like a
Speaker 4: creature from the Black Lagoon. You know. He's a short
Speaker 4: guy with silvery blue scales and barbed fins down his back.
Speaker 4: He's only been sighted once by two teenage boys in
Speaker 4: nineteen seventy two, one of whom said he slashed was
Speaker 4: slashed by the monsters with the monsters webbed clause. Four
Speaker 4: days later, two men said they saw the same thing
Speaker 4: on the other side of the lake, but they later
Speaker 4: recanted maybe they looked like they were crazy. And twenty eleven,
Speaker 4: a Canadian fisherman supposedly encountered it, but his account was vague.
Speaker 4: The story may have been caught some air because there's
Speaker 4: similar stories to the native legends nearby of the Hadigawi.
Speaker 4: Sure the Queen Charles Islands. That essentially the same concept,
Speaker 4: except for that monster has two tails and a at.
Speaker 3: Rocking a tug or something.
Speaker 2: I don't know, nice, nice, I gotta say, what kind
Speaker 2: of het?
Speaker 3: I know, I'm curious now, I don't know.
Speaker 2: This is a terrifying motherfucker. Yeah, he's probably wearing a
Speaker 2: fifty one fifty snap back or some shit dude. But
Speaker 2: or maybe he's a kangle kind of guy. We don't know.
Speaker 4: But uh, that's the picture right there. That that's what
Speaker 4: the kids think they saw, is the car, the drawing one.
Speaker 4: It looks like a little cartoon beside the one that
Speaker 4: you're on.
Speaker 1: So the creature from ten thousand leagues.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that there, that's what they think essentially he looked like.
Speaker 4: And there's the boys were just I think they're swimming
Speaker 4: a lake or whatever. We actually covered this and if
Speaker 4: we bring that show on my side to Wednesdays, I
Speaker 4: could probably threw you guys. Episode is fairly funny. It's
Speaker 4: a weird He's a weird creature, that's for sure. And
Speaker 4: two boys where they saw him and it actually like
Speaker 4: slice the one boy up and stuff.
Speaker 2: So it's not that crazy, especially whenever you you know,
Speaker 2: they just had the hearings in the court a couple
Speaker 2: of days ago, I think it was like three days ago,
Speaker 2: four days ago something like that, where they you know,
Speaker 2: they went to court talking about UFOs and aliens again.
Speaker 2: And yes, it was a lot of the same old bullshit.
Speaker 2: They talked about four fucking years ago. However, there were
Speaker 2: some things that they talked about. They I mean, they
Speaker 2: basically admitted that, yeah, there's a lot of these fucking
Speaker 2: aliens that seemed to be coming from the ocean and
Speaker 2: large bodies of water that they they think that they
Speaker 2: live in the water. And if you recount a lot
Speaker 2: of a lot of people's stories, they say that it
Speaker 2: seems that every single time they're around one of these orbs,
Speaker 2: or if they see some kind of alien or cryptid
Speaker 2: or something like that, there's always some kind of water involved.
Speaker 2: And I mean, I don't really know what the hell,
Speaker 2: but if you really think about it, why is it
Speaker 2: that we have you know, we've we've scratched allegedly more
Speaker 2: of the surface on the Moon than we have our
Speaker 2: own oceans. It's like, well, maybe maybe they're being prevented
Speaker 2: from going there, Maybe they were told not to go there.
Speaker 2: Maybe they're in some kind of agreement that you don't,
Speaker 2: you know, really fuck with the oceans, because if you do,
Speaker 2: then there's some there's some repercussions to that shit.
Speaker 4: I don't know, but maybe it's like the where's jar
Speaker 4: Jar Binks's people? I can't remember that they know they
Speaker 4: have their own civilization down there. They'd like to hold
Speaker 4: the government. Don't fuck with us. We'll shoot you with
Speaker 4: a waterbeam or something.
Speaker 1: So that's my question. You said it's in Vancouver, correct, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: so and and I don't know when this story was
Speaker 1: like more mainstream.
Speaker 4: Nineteen seventy two is when like the boys actually saw
Speaker 4: it and and their kids. So they're teenagers, so people
Speaker 4: were like, I don't know, probably not gonna believe the boys.
Speaker 1: But that's not like the eighteen hundreds or some shit
Speaker 1: like nineteen seventy two. We had we had radio, we
Speaker 1: had television, we had these things. So like, all, right,
Speaker 1: in Vancouver, are there people that still believe in it?
Speaker 1: Is it seen as just a local myth and legend?
Speaker 1: Where are we at?
Speaker 4: I think a lot of people don't even aren't aware
Speaker 4: of this monster. It would be more of like an
Speaker 4: indigenous legend and stuff like that too. But he goes
Speaker 4: a lot of the Canadian cryptids go under the radar
Speaker 4: compared to the American ones, and and the popularity like
Speaker 4: a lot of them really do. A lot of people
Speaker 4: are not even aware of the amount of cryptids that
Speaker 4: we do have, you know, and to we'll get into
Speaker 4: next reel. The one more famous one is the Oga
Speaker 4: Pogo and another sea creature, right, the same kind of
Speaker 4: thing that these he's more fame, that's more famous.
Speaker 3: He she whatever fuck it is.
Speaker 4: But that one's a little more famous because some of
Speaker 4: these other stories are like two or three people see
Speaker 4: it at one time, like these kids see it, and
Speaker 4: maybe some fishermen sees it, and that's it, right, And
Speaker 4: then they don't want our news media is owned by communists,
Speaker 4: so they're not going to even tell you the truth,
Speaker 4: let alone be like, look at this fun story about
Speaker 4: this lake monster.
Speaker 3: Right, They want to keep you angry at each other.
Speaker 2: It seems to be that, you know, anytime there's some
Speaker 2: kind of cryptid or alien or anything like that, it's
Speaker 2: always just like a tourist traction. That's the only way
Speaker 2: they ever really admitted, you know.
Speaker 4: Hundred percent, because that's definitely like, uh, like the the
Speaker 4: lake where the Oga Pogo resides, which is the Conga.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna pronounce some of these parts. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I'm not indigenous and I don't live out there, the
Speaker 4: Congan Lake in British Columbia. The creature's history could be
Speaker 4: traced back to the indigenous selk we am Pm peoples,
Speaker 4: who named it not to Ka, which translates to roughly
Speaker 4: to water demon. Oh, and it's set in their oral
Speaker 4: stories the Nati.
Speaker 3: Kaka and a I t a k A.
Speaker 1: Word up.
Speaker 4: Is like a g though everyone knows the If you're
Speaker 4: like especially Canadian, well most people.
Speaker 3: I actually I lucky, really dumb.
Speaker 1: So og Pogo would be like one of the bigger
Speaker 1: tribes as far as the continental Canada is.
Speaker 4: There's so many different tribes. I came in pronounced half
Speaker 4: of the indigenous names for all this shit. It's the
Speaker 4: the sec We Pum people. Uh, that's the would be
Speaker 4: the tribe. But they said that this creature that's similar
Speaker 4: to like the Oga Pogo. Maybe it is the Oga Pogo.
Speaker 4: It demanded human sacrifices and one of the chiefs who
Speaker 4: decided to defy the water Demon's wishes found himself at
Speaker 4: the creature's mercy when it overcame his canoe.
Speaker 3: So that's fun, you.
Speaker 2: Know what, the speaking of human sacrifice. I just learned
Speaker 2: something very interesting. Yesterday me and Sean we did a
Speaker 2: on meta mysteries. We did an episode on owls and
Speaker 2: of course, you know, whenever you're talking about spiritual owls,
Speaker 2: you're going to go into the the dark and the
Speaker 2: light version of the owls and certain people's meanings behind
Speaker 2: owls and whatnot. And we learned that actually. All right,
Speaker 2: so we always talk about how the Moloch effigy over
Speaker 2: a Bohemian grove, it being that the owl is Moloch,
Speaker 2: but that's not necessarily true, because the idea behind Moloch
Speaker 2: was is that you know this, it was like a
Speaker 2: fucking group of people, a tribe of people whatever back
Speaker 2: in the biblical days that essentially they built this fucking
Speaker 2: giant metal thing. I guess I think it was metal
Speaker 2: more it was a bull, but it was metal, right,
Speaker 2: and it was basically an incinerator. And what you would
Speaker 2: do is you would throw your kids in there and
Speaker 2: that would be your sacrifices to Moloch. But it's like,
Speaker 2: all right, well, how did we how do we go
Speaker 2: from an owl being Moloch had? Like yeah, like who
Speaker 2: made that a fucking thing?
Speaker 1: Here's where that happened, Jonathan. Just so you know, now
Speaker 1: we're talking about the Canaanites, the the Phenotionians, that type
Speaker 1: of generation when they said Moloch or Moloch or something
Speaker 1: along those times, because they didn't have vowels, right, it
Speaker 1: was more of an mL CA. So could that have
Speaker 1: been mouluk or malac or Moloch or whatever? It was
Speaker 1: that freezing right, they were talking about the bull slash
Speaker 1: calf bronze creature that they would sacrifice their children too.
Speaker 1: It became a owl slash anything else thing in Greece
Speaker 1: because Athena had an owl who was her purveyor of
Speaker 1: finding out things to give her all the wisdom. Right,
Speaker 1: the owl's name was Molech. Oh, because these languages had
Speaker 1: no vowels in them, and because things blended together, and
Speaker 1: because oh you have that, Hey we have that too,
Speaker 1: bop bap up. Oh you have toath. Oh we have
Speaker 1: Hermes bopap up. Same shit, same s.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It always seems that fucking mythologies are always getting
Speaker 2: crossed in stuff like that. But exactly, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: you know, but it is interesting that Moloch was even
Speaker 2: brought up in the Bible in the first place, because
Speaker 2: there was a group of people that we're sacrificing to
Speaker 2: him and and then Athene.
Speaker 1: Bullshit, no, thank you, yeah, bro, talking about human sacrifice though.
Speaker 1: All right, First of all, first of all, did either
Speaker 1: of you watch the fights?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Paul one disappointed.
Speaker 2: The female fight was the best one of the night.
Speaker 3: I yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: All In the Tyson fight, first of all, well, I'm
Speaker 1: not even going to dignify that with talking about it.
Speaker 1: It was trash start to finish. Tylan was fighting like
Speaker 1: a pit bull on a chain. Jake Paul came in
Speaker 1: quote unquote heavy in the first fifteen seconds of the fight.
Speaker 1: He got lit up with some actual man hands and
Speaker 1: stayed around him running the entire rest of the fight,
Speaker 1: not even gonna say anything else about it. Fuck, that's right.
Speaker 1: The female, that irish bitch kept head butting her, and
Speaker 1: the fact that it took the Reft that long to
Speaker 1: even say something about it has me fucking furious because
Speaker 1: that was bro As a person who in fighting and
Speaker 1: somebody who headbutting is allowed in my sport, I can
Speaker 1: acknowledge a clear headbut the chick coming in like this
Speaker 1: and blocking with her head that's a tactic, yes, blocking,
Speaker 1: and then going got y'all at a fucking not no,
Speaker 1: that's a head butt. That is dirty boxing. The fact
Speaker 1: that she's Irish kind of hurts my pride. Not gonna lie,
Speaker 1: but either way, neither hit him. There tell my human sacrifice.
Speaker 4: Yo.
Speaker 2: What was the fight? Uh?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Homeboy was wearing black and pink, and the other Dudy's
Speaker 1: wearing red and gold. What was their names? Goddamn it,
Speaker 1: I wish I could remember them. Homeboy came out the
Speaker 1: whole Aztec shit. Yeah, his whole entourage had it going on.
Speaker 1: I forget, yo. I was talking to somebody and they
Speaker 1: were like, bro, that's legit, and I'm like, yo, that's
Speaker 1: the Jaguar Warriors. Now, imagine that fucker coming at you
Speaker 1: dressed like that with a piece of wood with a
Speaker 1: bunch of volcanic glass carved into it. His whole job
Speaker 1: is to hurt you, but not kill you, so that
Speaker 1: they can bring you. I can cut your beating heart
Speaker 1: out of your chest because God commands it.
Speaker 2: That is yo, yo yo.
Speaker 1: And that is the level of intensity Homeboy is bringing
Speaker 1: to the table, dressing all the feathers and the drums
Speaker 1: and the shit. It's like, yo, homiees on some other
Speaker 1: level shit right now, Like we don't want the smoke.
Speaker 3: That was a decent fight.
Speaker 1: Actually, that was a solid fight, homies. Both of them
Speaker 1: start to finish knock down drag out. Neither of them
Speaker 1: had no bitch or quit in them. Like yo, Now
Speaker 1: that's what a fucking boxing match is supposed to look like.
Speaker 4: And will open up the doors right for Netflix to
Speaker 4: be able to do this live stuff more often. In shit,
Speaker 4: let's hope. Because that I hate sports, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4: I think it's bread and circus shit. Yeah, but one
Speaker 4: thing I do like is UFC and boxing. It's the
Speaker 4: only sport I can actually watch. Everything else fucking bores me.
Speaker 1: UFC boxing, I'll say a lot of it's rigged, or
Speaker 1: clearly some of this fight was some of this fight wasn't.
Speaker 1: You can tell the difference. Sambody's like, well, how can
Speaker 1: you tell, YO? Watch this event? If you cannot tell
Speaker 1: which ones, then maybe the sport isn't for you, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? UFC, I will say, if it's rigged,
Speaker 1: you gotta understand how many people have got to be
Speaker 1: in on it, how much of it's gotta be choreographed, because,
Speaker 1: like yo, a bad fight could ruin your life, Like
Speaker 1: getting your shoulder snapped is not something you're gonna be
Speaker 1: like out for a couple of weeks and then back
Speaker 1: in action. That could fuck up the rest of your
Speaker 1: whole life for that shit. A leg bar that goes
Speaker 1: too far, an ankle lock that goes too far, like
Speaker 1: yo ct from punches from boxing is one thing. Not
Speaker 1: negating it. UFC will hurt you long term in very
Speaker 1: different ways. So like, I don't believe that that's rigged.
Speaker 2: I've justided the look. I think every single thing that
Speaker 2: is on TV is blue pill is blue pill shit,
Speaker 2: and they're there's no way that you could trust it,
Speaker 2: especially the mass amount of money that they're bringing in
Speaker 2: from ads and pharmaceutical commercials and everything else. It's no
Speaker 2: longer about the pride of winning. It's about the great
Speaker 2: check money. Yeah, that's it here, that dude.
Speaker 1: But for somebody to lie in UFC, that would be
Speaker 1: pretty obvious. This is all I'm saying. You're feigning a
Speaker 1: fall a knockout in boxing, and somebody feigning an arm bar.
Speaker 1: You could tell when somebody gives up and like that happens,
Speaker 1: somebody throws a fight. Yo. We could have that talk
Speaker 1: for sure, inherent to the sport. I don't know, we'll see.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure that there's gonna be a bunch
Speaker 2: of you know, uh, that kind of shit coming out
Speaker 2: in the future. At some point we're gonna look back
Speaker 2: and be like, how the fuck did we did we
Speaker 2: not catch that, you know kind of stuff. But I
Speaker 2: just I've gotten to the point where I think it's
Speaker 2: all fake and I just look at it all as entertainment.
Speaker 2: I don't let it consume my life or anything like that.
Speaker 2: I mean, best believe, whenever the Steelers are on every Sunday,
Speaker 2: whatever day of the week that they're playing that game, like,
Speaker 2: I'm blue pilling it, and I'm happy. I'm happy to
Speaker 2: blue pill it, you know, because it's like it's a
Speaker 2: piece of my childhood, it's a piece of my upbringing
Speaker 2: and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: And to be honest, the blue pillar of sports Canada,
Speaker 1: what is the big sport there? I know, it's not
Speaker 1: football like America hockey.
Speaker 3: You know, it's hockey.
Speaker 2: Hockey.
Speaker 1: It's a big blue pill sport up there.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh fuck yeah. I hate I personally don't like hockey.
Speaker 4: I don't watch it or whatever. But my brother's super
Speaker 4: into it. My dad loves the Chicago Blackhawks, like, uh,
Speaker 4: you know, and everyone gets all excited for the map
Speaker 4: to make me laughs, the maple leafs because like they're
Speaker 4: always like, yeah, fucking national nationalism, and then they're like
Speaker 4: they lose all the time. And that's what I always like,
Speaker 4: because I'm technically what you would call, I would say
Speaker 4: a nationalist. I want my country and my people to
Speaker 4: thrive and not be manipulated by governments. But people are like, well,
Speaker 4: that's bad or whatever whatever. They're trying to spouse bullshit.
Speaker 4: People when you're like rally for a team, you're like,
Speaker 4: that's nationalism. When when you're in the Olympics and you're like,
Speaker 4: I want Canada, I mean the United States to win,
Speaker 4: that's nationalism. That's you caring for your country and being
Speaker 4: proud of your heritage and stuff like that. And I
Speaker 4: do feel like they're trying to take that away from people.
Speaker 4: And they did that with Canada, right. They changed the
Speaker 4: Canadian flag in nineteen sixty five to the fucking corporate
Speaker 4: symbol logo we have now. Before that, it was the
Speaker 4: essentially the union jack with the representation of what Canadians were, right,
Speaker 4: the English, French, Scottish and Irish that blended into a
Speaker 4: Canadian people, right, because now we've been all sold this
Speaker 4: thing that a Canadian is a Canadian is a Canadian
Speaker 4: doesn't matter where they come from. I'm like, but I
Speaker 4: can't go to Japan and then live there and become Japanese.
Speaker 4: That's not going to happen. I can't go to India
Speaker 4: and then I lived there for two years and all
Speaker 4: of a sudden, I'm Indian. I think there's a We
Speaker 4: made ourselves into a people the same way Americans did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no doubt. All right, So below hockey, what is
Speaker 1: the next tier sport that is like Canadia?
Speaker 4: Well was pretty big man, really Yeah? There you go there,
Speaker 4: you can see the insignt flag right up there. You
Speaker 4: so the change the original if you go Canadian inst Yeah,
Speaker 4: there is a flag nineteen fifty seven to nineteen sixty
Speaker 4: five that's like the true Canadian flag, and then turned
Speaker 4: in this corporate logo conveniently at the around the time
Speaker 4: when the Liberals took power in Pierre Trudeau and acted
Speaker 4: the Immigration Act because before nineteen sixties you had to
Speaker 4: be of European descent to come to Canada.
Speaker 3: And they're like, no, no, we can't have that.
Speaker 4: We need to pour push the communist agenda, which Pierre
Speaker 4: Trudeau was an openly spoken communist. He admitted and he
Speaker 4: went all to all different communist countries and shit like that,
Speaker 4: like fire like Sun.
Speaker 3: They're both pieces of shit. Tyrann's maniacs, you know.
Speaker 1: We mean him and his daddy Castro.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but they're both communists, both of his dads
Speaker 4: and their swinger fucking party fest.
Speaker 3: So let's just fash the Ogo Pogo off because it's.
Speaker 4: Got a nice little rhyme. There's a little It's an
Speaker 4: English folk song by Mark Morgan.
Speaker 3: That's a nice name, real quick, o Go Pogo. That's
Speaker 3: the ridiculous.
Speaker 4: It kind of reminds me of John Wayne Gacy because
Speaker 4: he was Pogo of the Clown, so that that just
Speaker 4: makes me think of that fucking psychopath. But it's like essentially,
Speaker 4: it's it is like NeSSI. It's like you know, old
Speaker 4: Nessie of Scotland. Uh is like was like Nessie. It's
Speaker 4: definitely one of the most famous cryptids. And the song
Speaker 4: goes like this, I'll let's play the anthem again just
Speaker 4: for fun, I.
Speaker 1: Say, do you have the Canadian anthem playing earlier? Dude?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can you guys not hear that?
Speaker 2: Not very well? Not very well?
Speaker 4: Okay, Fuck, that's disappointing, fucking shitty. Sometimes that sometimes it
Speaker 4: works really well. Had I brought some weird cryptid ones
Speaker 4: like I tried to find this is uh? This is
Speaker 4: bigfoots where's uh?
Speaker 1: I've been?
Speaker 3: Bigfoot's call.
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 4: So he it was a his mother was an earwig,
Speaker 4: his father was a whale, A little bit of his
Speaker 4: head in hardly any tail.
Speaker 3: And Ogo Pogo was his name.
Speaker 1: Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa an earwig which is the
Speaker 1: size of possibly your thumbnail, and a whale.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this guy was smoking meth when he wrote this
Speaker 4: song out in his cabin in the woods.
Speaker 1: Yeah, boy decided that earwig decided he saw that cavernous
Speaker 1: Va Jane and said he wanted to stand up in it.
Speaker 3: I want to get in there. So, aside from sasquatch.
Speaker 4: Oga, Poga is probably can his most famous cryptid, with
Speaker 4: over one hundred different sightings over the years.
Speaker 3: The cryptids are u.
Speaker 4: The cryptids are only kind of skimming the surface of
Speaker 4: the great many creatures in the Great White North. But
Speaker 4: there's a b especially within the the indigenous folklore, there's
Speaker 4: a ton more. And then there's like the Cabbage Town Monster,
Speaker 4: which this guy saw this weird creature in like a
Speaker 4: sewer system come out like fucking attack his dog and ship.
Speaker 4: Very weird stuff there. We do have a far a
Speaker 4: fair amount of cryptis. But man, you guys have a
Speaker 4: ship ton Og.
Speaker 7: Pogo there is It's basically like, yes, look, and that's
Speaker 7: like the definitely the most one of the most famous
Speaker 7: cryptid And there's like the whole stories about it and
Speaker 7: especially digenous folklore, same kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Like the Chinese or the lake is O.
Speaker 3: That's his name, his name. I don't know what happened.
Speaker 3: Who named that? I mean, essentially, I'm assuming it's an
Speaker 3: indigenous name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems like the Chinese dragon almost. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: but what's all the worship of dragons and stuff? Right,
Speaker 2: there's something to it. Yeah, so it says lake Okanagan.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's what I said, kind of.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, Ogo is like the loch Ness Monster. But
Speaker 2: what a really nasty attitude? Oh so the loch Ness
Speaker 2: monster has a really good attitude? Is that why you're
Speaker 2: trying to say.
Speaker 1: That Nessi's not like bothering nobody NeSSI be doing NeSSI shit.
Speaker 3: He didn't. Yeah, who knows what this thing's doing out
Speaker 3: in the woods, you know, doing the look. I note
Speaker 3: it's definitely the most famous cryptids.
Speaker 4: There's definitely there's more to it, and it's a lot
Speaker 4: of people the sightings and they're searching for it in
Speaker 4: the same way you see there's crazy Scottish guys being
Speaker 4: like I caught it on camera.
Speaker 3: And then did you though I don't know it was
Speaker 3: all faked. Yeah, so crazy.
Speaker 4: But like the the ocean idea or creatures being found
Speaker 4: in lakes that we don't know of are not aware of,
Speaker 4: there's a better possible. I think there's more possibility of
Speaker 4: that than some of the other cryptids of you know,
Speaker 4: people seeing weird shit dinosaurs that have for some reason
Speaker 4: survived god knows why.
Speaker 2: Right, is it possible that there You know, it's the
Speaker 2: same explanation for lock Ness where it was, wasn't it
Speaker 2: basically like a whales dick or something poking out of
Speaker 2: the water.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, bos bus pause, you're bringing up a couple
Speaker 1: of different things that kind of makes sense at the
Speaker 1: same time. So hold on the picture in question. When
Speaker 1: people look at Lake lock Ness and saw the hump,
Speaker 1: the hump and the things sticking out, come to find
Speaker 1: out there was a circus in town during the time
Speaker 1: when that picture was taken. That was an elephant that
Speaker 1: had gone for a swim in Lake Lockness and that
Speaker 1: little hump thing that was its head, the hump and
Speaker 1: then its fucking nose up over the water and people
Speaker 1: ran with it. Right then, we had that carcass of
Speaker 1: god knows what flowed up on the shore of Japan
Speaker 1: only maybe a decade ago, and it looks very similar
Speaker 1: to a rotting Nessy carcass. However, there are those certain
Speaker 1: signs of that's the one that's your elephant.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: There are those that say that the carcass that swam
Speaker 1: up or floated up excuse me, onto Japan's shores right
Speaker 1: after an earthquake or whatever was actually that of a
Speaker 1: massive shark slash whale day like decomposed and this is
Speaker 1: what was left on the skeleton, and that the decomposition
Speaker 1: on the skeleton just so happened to look like NeSSI
Speaker 1: and that just happened to be a coincidence.
Speaker 3: Now that's no fun.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying those things are real either. The scientists
Speaker 1: don't exactly know. I don't I've never seen the lab
Speaker 1: reports coming back from anywhere showing what the DNA all
Speaker 1: of that specimen showed I don't know, but yeah, so
Speaker 1: to say that the oga pogo is something NeSSI esque.
Speaker 1: I don't know. River monsters and snakes have always been around.
Speaker 1: Look at any culture around the world they have a
Speaker 1: story of a dragon.
Speaker 3: Well I know.
Speaker 4: And then you see like the old maps where it's
Speaker 4: like why were they drawing those you know, creatures and
Speaker 4: mystical creatures within the maps.
Speaker 3: Are on you know the globes ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, like this ship where you see like they
Speaker 4: have a bunch of weird little fucking monsters. So is
Speaker 4: that because they saw those things.
Speaker 3: There and then didn't and and and then they were like, Okay, fuck,
Speaker 3: we're not going there again.
Speaker 4: Uh, or we're gonna run into some weird like lake
Speaker 4: creature and ship you know, yeah, because.
Speaker 1: This an inland lake like this, if it was treacherous
Speaker 1: and any and I've heard people say that too, like
Speaker 1: on the globes made back in the day or on
Speaker 1: the on the worldwide maps being shown, any big body
Speaker 1: of water if it got to a treacherous area would
Speaker 1: have like a kraken, a dragon or whatever. Now could
Speaker 1: that be because there was cracking sidings or could that
Speaker 1: be because the waves get really bad here? It gets
Speaker 1: really cold here, the ice is jagged here to like,
Speaker 1: so it's dangerous. So they just drew something on the
Speaker 1: map and I get that too. Fine for the for
Speaker 1: the sake of argument, to have that story for an
Speaker 1: in lake which is supposed to be placid with no
Speaker 1: outside sources from humanity, that's fucking weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: And who knows, right, people like to run with this
Speaker 4: stuff and think like, oh, maybe you know, and they'll
Speaker 4: maybe catch a glimpse of it one day and it's like, well,
Speaker 4: if I saw some strange creature in the lake and
Speaker 4: I just couldn't explain, I was like, that's just weird,
Speaker 4: you know. You try to explain it away, but you're like, no,
Speaker 4: there's some to it, right, And then I tell everybody
Speaker 4: else and they're like, no, you saw like this or that,
Speaker 4: and it's like, no, I'm pretty sure I know my
Speaker 4: own experience, right. So that's where it comes to, like
Speaker 4: do you believe these people or do you take it
Speaker 4: with a grand seal and be like, yeah, maybe there's
Speaker 4: a lot of people that would just explain things away.
Speaker 4: We see that all the time, right, that people just
Speaker 4: don't want to live in reality. In some cases of
Speaker 4: what is going on and they're surrounding or what they're seeing,
Speaker 4: like UFOs could show up in the sky and there'll
Speaker 4: be people that's like, that's not I don't see that
Speaker 4: what and they just keep walking with their heads down
Speaker 4: look at their cell phones.
Speaker 2: Right. Well, yeah, they don't want to shadow the outbreak happen.
Speaker 1: They were be groups saying that zombies have rights like
Speaker 1: here be protest groups.
Speaker 2: Pop up, for sure, But I mean people just don't.
Speaker 2: They ultimately just don't want their illusion shattered, you know,
Speaker 2: because they're their fucking mental psyche is so fragile in
Speaker 2: and of itself to where it's like, you know, you
Speaker 2: see something like this, well this doesn't exist in my reality,
Speaker 2: therefore I don't see it. Therefore you're full of shit
Speaker 2: and you're a fucking liar and fuck you. And it's like, whoa,
Speaker 2: I just said that I saw a fucking giant lizard
Speaker 2: in the water, Like I'm why is it fun me?
Speaker 3: Calm down?
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's there's a bunch of different wild cryptids. At
Speaker 4: some point I get into them, especially like the when
Speaker 4: to go and stuff. I'm gonna have to get out
Speaker 4: of here soon. But Essentially, there is a ton there's
Speaker 4: definitely more to be spoken about when it comes to
Speaker 4: Canadian cryptids and diving deep into some of these creatures.
Speaker 4: I'm sure because there's a ton of them and uh
Speaker 4: and it's interesting for even me to kind of start
Speaker 4: researching that a little more and uh, maybe me figure
Speaker 4: out if there's ones that I don't even know about,
Speaker 4: you know them they're hiding away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, that would be awesome. We love learning about
Speaker 2: all this kind of cryptid stuff and you know, we're
Speaker 2: looking forward to hearing a lot more. Brother fuck yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 2: all right, Bro, Well, look, it was awesome having you
Speaker 2: on and we appreciate you and you're awesome and we
Speaker 2: love your podcast and everything that you're really about. And
Speaker 2: if you would let all the good cult members know
Speaker 2: where they can find you.
Speaker 4: You can find us a Strange Brew podcast anywhere. Right,
Speaker 4: We're on YouTube. You get more content even on Rumble
Speaker 4: technically because YouTube is you know, shadow banning everybody.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of people that are listening.
Speaker 4: So you can find that on Spotify, any any listening
Speaker 4: platform that you listen to your podcast, it will be there. Obviously,
Speaker 4: give us five star rate and reviews would be awesome,
Speaker 4: especially on Apple podcasts and stuff like that. But yeah,
Speaker 4: we're on Instagram our most active Stranger podcasts and acts,
Speaker 4: a Strange brew cast. We just did the Protoco Elders
Speaker 4: of Zion for three and a half hours. That was
Speaker 4: fine and exciting. There's so much fucking terrible shit to
Speaker 4: talk about, but.
Speaker 3: We try to bring comedy and we try to bring
Speaker 3: light to the darkness.
Speaker 4: And that's what we're all about, is trying to make
Speaker 4: people laugh and uh and question everything legitimately because it's
Speaker 4: so weird world out there.
Speaker 2: You got to you got a question at all, dude.
Speaker 2: And that's why conspiracy shows and Strange Brews and all
Speaker 2: of this fun jazz is really popping off here lately
Speaker 2: because we know we can't trust the modern day media,
Speaker 2: we can't trust a history books, we can't even trust
Speaker 2: our fucking own parents. Any I'm just I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: go that far.
Speaker 1: But much Granny in the head kind of And Jonathan,
Speaker 1: can we at this time announce the new Right Ahead
Speaker 1: Stay merger that is happening. That would be lovely, Okay,
Speaker 1: good cult members, ladies and gentlemen and whatever you call yourself. Food.
Speaker 1: It's not my business. But anyway, all of you listening
Speaker 1: Strange Brew Podcast, so we bring in our Wednesday slot
Speaker 1: as we have the Causing Peach and as we have
Speaker 1: Josh Monday, we will now have the Strange Brew bringing
Speaker 1: in the Cryptid Talk on Wednesday day. As we also
Speaker 1: post our lives, we will be posting Cryptid Talk. We
Speaker 1: are excited for this merger. We think that the Strange
Speaker 1: Brew Podcast as a insane future ahead of them. We
Speaker 1: are excited to merge with them and be a part
Speaker 1: of that in whatever small way that we can. I'm
Speaker 1: fucking stoked, dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 4: This will be awesome because cryptids are always just a
Speaker 4: fun topic for people, and it's to ease your mind
Speaker 4: and kind of indulge in some of the weird and
Speaker 4: strange aspects of what makes this reality so interesting.
Speaker 3: Right, So and I we've talked.
Speaker 4: About cryptids on the show before, and you guys might
Speaker 4: hear older episodes even of some of the stuff that
Speaker 4: we've covered, and you're gonna get definitely a kick out
Speaker 4: of it, because we always like to bring the laughs
Speaker 4: and try to make fun of stuffespecially some of the
Speaker 4: older stuff where we're get a little more drunk and
Speaker 4: kind of just hanging out talking about some of these weird,
Speaker 4: strange creatures.
Speaker 3: And there's literally a ton of them, so I'm excited
Speaker 3: for this.
Speaker 4: I think that we definitely have a very similar vibe
Speaker 4: when it comes to who we are, what we're trying
Speaker 4: to do, dispouse what we're trying to get out there,
Speaker 4: and and not take life too seriously, because I think
Speaker 4: like a lot of people do, and one of our
Speaker 4: one of our kind of slogans is take take nothing seriously,
Speaker 4: because you know, if you're not laughing, you're crying.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, yeah, it's it's uh, it's gonna be
Speaker 2: a great marriage that we're forming over here, and hopefully
Speaker 2: we're gonna just make a bunch of conspiracy cryptid babies.
Speaker 3: Percent Yeah.
Speaker 4: So to end this on, do I have where's that
Speaker 4: very funny some guys talking about having sex with big foots?
Speaker 1: Big But.
Speaker 5: All right, that's not it, all right, I just want
Speaker 5: to drop trail and have big foot Comovi stickies nine
Speaker 5: each way and aid means just they have a good
Speaker 5: old time rolling around in the woods. When he pulls
Speaker 5: up his breeches leaves and I go, why a happy man?
Speaker 5: I found Bigfoot's.
Speaker 4: Really trying to eat my ass. And I just found
Speaker 4: that on a soundboard and I was like, that's fun
Speaker 4: to bring to the show.
Speaker 1: Oh my good god, I'd be trying to eat some
Speaker 1: booty like groceries. Who hitting, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I get it, dude, Bigfoot been eaten asked since he
Speaker 2: was in the etherial Realm.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 4: I appreciate guys having me on again, I really do,
Speaker 4: and stuff like that to you know, having great minds
Speaker 4: to come together and create something new, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, brother, Well look, we're looking forward to it, and
Speaker 2: thank you so much for coming on the show today.
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