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<v Speaker 1>Need advice, Taco Bob to the rescue diaper. Askue Taco

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<v Speaker 1>Bob on one one one w.

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<v Speaker 1>We are Orlando's rock station. It's gone off guard here

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<v Speaker 1>what we'll see uh sliding into his uh duds just

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<v Speaker 1>under the wire there.

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<v Speaker 2>We haven't mentioned that lately. My attire for the Life

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<v Speaker 2>Coach segment sports coat and shorts. Yeah, it's looking dapper

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<v Speaker 2>as always. I could be in a Miami club with

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<v Speaker 2>this look.

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<v Speaker 1>Couldn't I regular Don Johnson there? How are you feeling red?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good to go. Been up and at him for

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<v Speaker 1>a while. Now I'm a little tired.

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<v Speaker 2>Man. Why's that Bayhill this past weekend? And then I

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<v Speaker 2>got TPC this weekend?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? So you're doing the Florida swing with the PGA professionals.

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<v Speaker 1>You know those golfers are head cases. How many clients

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<v Speaker 1>I have out there? I wasn't aware of that. No, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I make a killing with all my clients, trust me

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<v Speaker 1>on that. Not to mention the h tent trollers. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know the ladies in the sweets. Is that like

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<v Speaker 1>that's golf groupies? Huh? What's really now that you Florida

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<v Speaker 1>Paula gets me?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Especially all right, let's get to these questions. Man, we

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<v Speaker 1>have a lot of Where does talk about go when

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<v Speaker 1>ELCTV shows up? I don't know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the fellow I work with. He ironically also has

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<v Speaker 1>an issue with pollen this time of year. So don't

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<v Speaker 1>feel bad. A lot of people do. LC.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a twenty eight year old female married in the

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<v Speaker 2>last year to a thirty two year old male.

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<v Speaker 1>We're also up on Facebook live if you want to see,

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<v Speaker 1>uh what the life coach looks like? Huh huh. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you can't because you're driving, no worry, it'll be

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<v Speaker 1>posted there. Chiseled good looks. Yeah, don't be caught off guard.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot like that to dude, who uh is on? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>He's our new health ad ministry or something. Chisel right, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a twenty eight year old female married in the

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<v Speaker 2>last year to a thirty two year old male. We

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<v Speaker 2>know we want kids, but don't feel quite ready yet.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm worried we're waiting too long to have kids due

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<v Speaker 2>to our ages.

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<v Speaker 1>How old?

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<v Speaker 2>How twenty eight and thirty two? That's how do you

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<v Speaker 2>know when it's the right time? Look married for a year?

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<v Speaker 2>Put the booger eaters on hold for a little bit. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you're still in I mean technically that's the newly went

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<v Speaker 2>time still right, honeymoon phase? Right? Yeah, exactly, So enjoy

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<v Speaker 2>each other. Do you really want to bring a kid

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<v Speaker 2>into this world right now? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Just wait on that one.

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<v Speaker 2>The uh and then yeah, go on vacation stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 2>As for the age factor, I mean you questioned it

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<v Speaker 2>to Pat only twenty eight years old. Her eggs have

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<v Speaker 2>the shelf shelf life like grocery store eggs. You're good, good,

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<v Speaker 2>you can afford them. Ed, he's thirty two. Do guys

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<v Speaker 2>even get effected? He's got Michael Phelps swimmers at thirty two. Dude,

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<v Speaker 2>you're fine. So just enjoy each other. That's a life

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<v Speaker 2>coach advice for you. Really puts it into perspective when

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<v Speaker 2>you put it that way, Elsie, Am I a coward

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<v Speaker 2>for being scared during Monday storms?

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<v Speaker 1>No? Not at all, dude. Those affected a lot of people.

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<v Speaker 2>And uh, you're a coward though, for admitting it on

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<v Speaker 2>a radio station, texting in about it. You know the saying, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, if a bear falls in the woods, does

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<v Speaker 2>anybody hear it?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it's a roofy bear. It's like a sequel

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<v Speaker 2>to cocaine beers. Never admit it, never text in about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Alrighty oh, this is actually a text from a last

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<v Speaker 2>week somebody Okay, last week a female text in needed advice, right,

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<v Speaker 2>this sick o text in ELCTV. The first chick sounds toxic?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you send me her number? I love the red flags.

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<v Speaker 2>Heathen's pat Eathens. He's got his forehead and the palm

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<v Speaker 2>of his hand. Elsie, do you have any involvement with

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<v Speaker 2>the NFL free agency? You seem like the kind of

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<v Speaker 2>guy that might might have some connection to Aaron Rodgers,

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<v Speaker 2>wondering what he's gonna do. I'm not allowed to divulge

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<v Speaker 2>client relations, much less free agency stuff. You know, that's

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<v Speaker 2>in between the client and the team. They both have

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<v Speaker 2>to know and everything's set with their agents. But I

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<v Speaker 2>might have taken in some hallucinogenic desert time with a Roger.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna ask about his non traditional therapy approach.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh, Now where you stood on that? Now you

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even have to ask. Talking to the guy

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<v Speaker 1>who writes scripts like come on, like a grocery list,

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<v Speaker 1>just here you go.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it, milk, all right, that she'd season you up

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<v Speaker 2>there a little bit of a listeners, listen to Gens.

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<v Speaker 2>You're good, bro, I may have said to him during

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<v Speaker 2>one of those sessions that compared to regular human beings,

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<v Speaker 2>he's too large not to be playing for a certain team.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's the opposite of minions. But that's just

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<v Speaker 2>we'll see where he goes. I mean it was options.

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<v Speaker 2>Now what for a Rodger. He's got giants and he

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't have to move all right because he was he

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<v Speaker 2>goes to Pittsburgh. Who wants to go play for a

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<v Speaker 2>pace has a terrible towel. They also have a terrible team, correct,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean no.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kidding. I know they're rabbit ravenus out there, Elsie.

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<v Speaker 2>I figured out a new trick for grocery shopping, hanging

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<v Speaker 2>out in the freezer section for nipple Dad.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the best.

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<v Speaker 2>Although my body says that it seems like I might

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<v Speaker 2>have a problem. Uh yeah, that might be considered a problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen here, you frozen corn freak, you definitely got a problem.

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<v Speaker 2>I see several problems. Number one, innocent mommy that has

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<v Speaker 2>probably worked all day. Let's call her Marie calendar. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>she's coming down in the freezer aisle after a long

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<v Speaker 2>day at work, Like I said, to grab some chicken

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<v Speaker 2>popeye to toss in the oven for all the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>And uh, she's been undressed by old hungry Man. How

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<v Speaker 2>about role reversal. Here she's hanging in the freezer aisle

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<v Speaker 2>to see your shrinkage.

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't like that too much, now, would you.

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<v Speaker 2>The other problem is you're gonna have really high cholesterol

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<v Speaker 2>and sodium levels. All those frozen meals are picking out.

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<v Speaker 2>Hungerman's still like ten for ten. What the Hungermans used

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<v Speaker 2>to be? Oh, no, they weren't. I'm thinking of the

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that is no, I'm thinking of the He just

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<v Speaker 2>put hungry Man froze TV dinners ten for ten.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure I forgot it was like this.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they've ever been that high school? His parents

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<v Speaker 2>vedya college? Was you ate Ramen? And then it went

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<v Speaker 2>to Hungerman in your young years?

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<v Speaker 1>That was what I did. It was your favorite hungry

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<v Speaker 1>Man none, the none one if you had to have one,

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<v Speaker 1>which the Salisbury steak, salisburry steak. It's little brownie in

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<v Speaker 1>there wasn't too bad. The hot Brownie.

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<v Speaker 2>When you're doing overnight radio thirty years ago, you'd eat

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<v Speaker 2>anything you used to do overnight radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Nah, I have.

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<v Speaker 2>Before my counseling, I was like, you know, one of

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<v Speaker 2>those people who does love mentions on the air. You

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<v Speaker 2>know what I'm talking about, like helps out people sex

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<v Speaker 2>therapists a long time in need your help LCTV. My

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<v Speaker 2>coworker has an ant farm. What is wrong with people?

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<v Speaker 2>To full moon in there? It's coming on, I feel it.

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<v Speaker 2>Co worker has an ant farm on his desk at work. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>he's one of those weirdos that orders it online or

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<v Speaker 2>ordered it online. I've gone to HR and they said

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<v Speaker 2>it's okay because it's in a container, which is a

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<v Speaker 2>controlled environment.

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<v Speaker 1>Need your help, Jess.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to figure this one out quick, Jess, because

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<v Speaker 2>before you know it, he's gonna be plopping down a

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<v Speaker 2>road tranch. If HR is letting him get away with

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<v Speaker 2>the ant motel, you know, because you can't make a

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<v Speaker 2>coworker or a worker feel at home at his desk,

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<v Speaker 2>he's gonna be plopping down a road trans and yeah, roaches,

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<v Speaker 2>pat roaches, it's like that. Anyway, we're gonna do something

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<v Speaker 2>similar to back and nom Okay, Jess, you know it's napalm.

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<v Speaker 2>But for your recon mission, we're gonna have you introduce

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<v Speaker 2>raid to the ant farm by.

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<v Speaker 1>We Here's what you have to to get.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to get a really tight lipped friend to

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<v Speaker 2>go in the office with you this weekend. No wine beforehand.

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<v Speaker 2>I know how that goes with you ladies, Jess, no wine,

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<v Speaker 2>they get sloppy. Okay, we can't have a slow copy mission.

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<v Speaker 2>She goes in first and covers the cameras for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Once she covers them, you come in just coming in

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<v Speaker 2>there hot baby ski mask on cannaraid, just like nay

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<v Speaker 2>palm baby. Yeah. Okay, how are we doing time on it?

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<v Speaker 2>We're getting tight here lc TV. I work at a

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<v Speaker 2>repair show. Okay, I work at repair shop thinking of

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<v Speaker 2>switching jobs because my boss wrote me up the other

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<v Speaker 2>day for telling a customer they needed more tranning fluid.

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<v Speaker 2>Should I take a deep breath or a new job?

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<v Speaker 2>I say, take a deep breath? But you know what, though,

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<v Speaker 2>that's downright disrespectful on him. A good wrench turner is

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<v Speaker 2>hard to find, right. Everyone knows the smooth run in

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<v Speaker 2>training needs clean fluids, right, Yeah, if it's loved upright

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<v Speaker 2>training will perform for you today and I I'm like

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<v Speaker 2>this has.

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<v Speaker 1>Spending out of control. Good place to kind of end this,

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<v Speaker 1>gotta go put away blow the world renowns l see

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