Speaker 1: Need advice, Taco Bob to the rescue diaper. Askue Taco
Speaker 1: Bob on one one one w.
Speaker 2: J R R.
Speaker 1: We are Orlando's rock station. It's gone off guard here
Speaker 1: what we'll see uh sliding into his uh duds just
Speaker 1: under the wire there.
Speaker 2: We haven't mentioned that lately. My attire for the Life
Speaker 2: Coach segment sports coat and shorts. Yeah, it's looking dapper
Speaker 2: as always. I could be in a Miami club with
Speaker 2: this look.
Speaker 1: Couldn't I regular Don Johnson there? How are you feeling red?
Speaker 1: I'm good to go. Been up and at him for
Speaker 1: a while. Now I'm a little tired.
Speaker 2: Man. Why's that Bayhill this past weekend? And then I
Speaker 2: got TPC this weekend?
Speaker 1: Oh? So you're doing the Florida swing with the PGA professionals.
Speaker 1: You know those golfers are head cases. How many clients
Speaker 1: I have out there? I wasn't aware of that. No, Oh,
Speaker 1: I make a killing with all my clients, trust me
Speaker 1: on that. Not to mention the h tent trollers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know the ladies in the sweets. Is that like
Speaker 1: that's golf groupies? Huh? What's really now that you Florida
Speaker 1: Paula gets me?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: Especially all right, let's get to these questions. Man, we
Speaker 1: have a lot of Where does talk about go when
Speaker 1: ELCTV shows up? I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: That's the fellow I work with. He ironically also has
Speaker 1: an issue with pollen this time of year. So don't
Speaker 1: feel bad. A lot of people do. LC.
Speaker 2: I'm a twenty eight year old female married in the
Speaker 2: last year to a thirty two year old male.
Speaker 1: We're also up on Facebook live if you want to see,
Speaker 1: uh what the life coach looks like? Huh huh. And
Speaker 1: if you can't because you're driving, no worry, it'll be
Speaker 1: posted there. Chiseled good looks. Yeah, don't be caught off guard.
Speaker 1: A lot like that to dude, who uh is on? Uh?
Speaker 1: He's our new health ad ministry or something. Chisel right, Okay.
Speaker 2: I'm a twenty eight year old female married in the
Speaker 2: last year to a thirty two year old male. We
Speaker 2: know we want kids, but don't feel quite ready yet.
Speaker 2: I'm worried we're waiting too long to have kids due
Speaker 2: to our ages.
Speaker 1: How old?
Speaker 2: How twenty eight and thirty two? That's how do you
Speaker 2: know when it's the right time? Look married for a year?
Speaker 2: Put the booger eaters on hold for a little bit. Okay,
Speaker 2: you're still in I mean technically that's the newly went
Speaker 2: time still right, honeymoon phase? Right? Yeah, exactly, So enjoy
Speaker 2: each other. Do you really want to bring a kid
Speaker 2: into this world right now? No?
Speaker 1: Just wait on that one.
Speaker 2: The uh and then yeah, go on vacation stuff like that.
Speaker 2: As for the age factor, I mean you questioned it
Speaker 2: to Pat only twenty eight years old. Her eggs have
Speaker 2: the shelf shelf life like grocery store eggs. You're good, good,
Speaker 2: you can afford them. Ed, he's thirty two. Do guys
Speaker 2: even get effected? He's got Michael Phelps swimmers at thirty two. Dude,
Speaker 2: you're fine. So just enjoy each other. That's a life
Speaker 2: coach advice for you. Really puts it into perspective when
Speaker 2: you put it that way, Elsie, Am I a coward
Speaker 2: for being scared during Monday storms?
Speaker 1: No? Not at all, dude. Those affected a lot of people.
Speaker 2: And uh, you're a coward though, for admitting it on
Speaker 2: a radio station, texting in about it. You know the saying, right,
Speaker 2: I mean, if a bear falls in the woods, does
Speaker 2: anybody hear it?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: I guess it's a roofy bear. It's like a sequel
Speaker 2: to cocaine beers. Never admit it, never text in about it.
Speaker 2: Alrighty oh, this is actually a text from a last
Speaker 2: week somebody Okay, last week a female text in needed advice, right,
Speaker 2: this sick o text in ELCTV. The first chick sounds toxic?
Speaker 2: Can you send me her number? I love the red flags.
Speaker 2: Heathen's pat Eathens. He's got his forehead and the palm
Speaker 2: of his hand. Elsie, do you have any involvement with
Speaker 2: the NFL free agency? You seem like the kind of
Speaker 2: guy that might might have some connection to Aaron Rodgers,
Speaker 2: wondering what he's gonna do. I'm not allowed to divulge
Speaker 2: client relations, much less free agency stuff. You know, that's
Speaker 2: in between the client and the team. They both have
Speaker 2: to know and everything's set with their agents. But I
Speaker 2: might have taken in some hallucinogenic desert time with a Roger.
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask about his non traditional therapy approach.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, Now where you stood on that? Now you
Speaker 1: I didn't even have to ask. Talking to the guy
Speaker 1: who writes scripts like come on, like a grocery list,
Speaker 1: just here you go.
Speaker 2: That's it, milk, all right, that she'd season you up
Speaker 2: there a little bit of a listeners, listen to Gens.
Speaker 2: You're good, bro, I may have said to him during
Speaker 2: one of those sessions that compared to regular human beings,
Speaker 2: he's too large not to be playing for a certain team.
Speaker 2: You know, it's the opposite of minions. But that's just
Speaker 2: we'll see where he goes. I mean it was options.
Speaker 2: Now what for a Rodger. He's got giants and he
Speaker 2: wouldn't have to move all right because he was he
Speaker 2: goes to Pittsburgh. Who wants to go play for a
Speaker 2: pace has a terrible towel. They also have a terrible team, correct,
Speaker 2: I mean no.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. I know they're rabbit ravenus out there, Elsie.
Speaker 2: I figured out a new trick for grocery shopping, hanging
Speaker 2: out in the freezer section for nipple Dad.
Speaker 1: It's the best.
Speaker 2: Although my body says that it seems like I might
Speaker 2: have a problem. Uh yeah, that might be considered a problem.
Speaker 2: Listen here, you frozen corn freak, you definitely got a problem.
Speaker 2: I see several problems. Number one, innocent mommy that has
Speaker 2: probably worked all day. Let's call her Marie calendar. Right,
Speaker 2: she's coming down in the freezer aisle after a long
Speaker 2: day at work, Like I said, to grab some chicken
Speaker 2: popeye to toss in the oven for all the kids.
Speaker 2: And uh, she's been undressed by old hungry Man. How
Speaker 2: about role reversal. Here she's hanging in the freezer aisle
Speaker 2: to see your shrinkage.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't like that too much, now, would you.
Speaker 2: The other problem is you're gonna have really high cholesterol
Speaker 2: and sodium levels. All those frozen meals are picking out.
Speaker 2: Hungerman's still like ten for ten. What the Hungermans used
Speaker 2: to be? Oh, no, they weren't. I'm thinking of the
Speaker 2: Yeah that is no, I'm thinking of the He just
Speaker 2: put hungry Man froze TV dinners ten for ten.
Speaker 1: Sure I forgot it was like this.
Speaker 2: I think they've ever been that high school? His parents
Speaker 2: vedya college? Was you ate Ramen? And then it went
Speaker 2: to Hungerman in your young years?
Speaker 1: That was what I did. It was your favorite hungry
Speaker 1: Man none, the none one if you had to have one,
Speaker 1: which the Salisbury steak, salisburry steak. It's little brownie in
Speaker 1: there wasn't too bad. The hot Brownie.
Speaker 2: When you're doing overnight radio thirty years ago, you'd eat
Speaker 2: anything you used to do overnight radio.
Speaker 1: Nah, I have.
Speaker 2: Before my counseling, I was like, you know, one of
Speaker 2: those people who does love mentions on the air. You
Speaker 2: know what I'm talking about, like helps out people sex
Speaker 2: therapists a long time in need your help LCTV. My
Speaker 2: coworker has an ant farm. What is wrong with people?
Speaker 2: To full moon in there? It's coming on, I feel it.
Speaker 2: Co worker has an ant farm on his desk at work. Yes,
Speaker 2: he's one of those weirdos that orders it online or
Speaker 2: ordered it online. I've gone to HR and they said
Speaker 2: it's okay because it's in a container, which is a
Speaker 2: controlled environment.
Speaker 1: Need your help, Jess.
Speaker 2: You need to figure this one out quick, Jess, because
Speaker 2: before you know it, he's gonna be plopping down a
Speaker 2: road tranch. If HR is letting him get away with
Speaker 2: the ant motel, you know, because you can't make a
Speaker 2: coworker or a worker feel at home at his desk,
Speaker 2: he's gonna be plopping down a road trans and yeah, roaches,
Speaker 2: pat roaches, it's like that. Anyway, we're gonna do something
Speaker 2: similar to back and nom Okay, Jess, you know it's napalm.
Speaker 2: But for your recon mission, we're gonna have you introduce
Speaker 2: raid to the ant farm by.
Speaker 1: We Here's what you have to to get.
Speaker 2: You have to get a really tight lipped friend to
Speaker 2: go in the office with you this weekend. No wine beforehand.
Speaker 2: I know how that goes with you ladies, Jess, no wine,
Speaker 2: they get sloppy. Okay, we can't have a slow copy mission.
Speaker 2: She goes in first and covers the cameras for you.
Speaker 2: Once she covers them, you come in just coming in
Speaker 2: there hot baby ski mask on cannaraid, just like nay
Speaker 2: palm baby. Yeah. Okay, how are we doing time on it?
Speaker 2: We're getting tight here lc TV. I work at a
Speaker 2: repair show. Okay, I work at repair shop thinking of
Speaker 2: switching jobs because my boss wrote me up the other
Speaker 2: day for telling a customer they needed more tranning fluid.
Speaker 2: Should I take a deep breath or a new job?
Speaker 2: I say, take a deep breath? But you know what, though,
Speaker 2: that's downright disrespectful on him. A good wrench turner is
Speaker 2: hard to find, right. Everyone knows the smooth run in
Speaker 2: training needs clean fluids, right, Yeah, if it's loved upright
Speaker 2: training will perform for you today and I I'm like
Speaker 2: this has.
Speaker 1: Spending out of control. Good place to kind of end this,
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