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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Dad's on Day Clok. Parental discussion is advised

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<v Speaker 1>mature content beyond this point.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, guys, what do you call a game of poker

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<v Speaker 2>where the wedding pot has rabbis and cannabis?

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<v Speaker 3>Game of bones?

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<v Speaker 2>Close? High stakes gambling?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you know, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Think I think I said that one back on episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirty three, probably probably you know what one I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think we have on there, though, is what do we

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<v Speaker 2>want race card noises? When do we want them?

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<v Speaker 4>Nearrow?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Dad's on Dakel episode one sixty five. I'm known, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't want to be associated with the podcast anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all right, you'll probably want to leave in a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit anyway, it'll like take you under.

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<v Speaker 4>In sixty five episodes.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm I love it. So it's uh, it's Monday evening.

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<v Speaker 3>How was How was your Weekdom?

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<v Speaker 4>It was good. Still here in California, still drilling a

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<v Speaker 4>fucking hole to the center of the earth, but everything's

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<v Speaker 4>going fine so far, so good. I got to go

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<v Speaker 4>home this weekend, which is really cool, hung out with

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<v Speaker 4>the kids, partied a little bit, and BI partied. I

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<v Speaker 4>mean I got to go to bed that like eight

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<v Speaker 4>nice a couple of days in a row, which is

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<v Speaker 4>pretty cool. You know, you know, you know, we were

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<v Speaker 4>we were in hangout mode, like true chow hangout mode.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like me and Grayson played Pokemon on the switch

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<v Speaker 4>on and off all weekend. Me and Cali hung out

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<v Speaker 4>doing a few things.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you catch them all?

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<v Speaker 4>I did not catch them all. It's hard to catch

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<v Speaker 4>them all. There's a lot of Pokemon, dude, there's a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of poke, loser would say. And so I got

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<v Speaker 4>to build a cave with Lily. She has a project

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<v Speaker 4>that she has to do a diagram for where the

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<v Speaker 4>red fern grows, green fern, blue fern, whatever, one fern,

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<v Speaker 4>two fern. Yep, yep, that look was.

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<v Speaker 3>I would assume playing like the red fern grows, there'd

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<v Speaker 3>be something more you do with the producer.

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<v Speaker 4>That's here too. It is, it is. It is dragon week.

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<v Speaker 3>No so tracking these nuts across your face?

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<v Speaker 5>We are we.

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<v Speaker 4>Are, we are high emotion. So I'll never do that again.

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<v Speaker 4>It shouldn't find it funny, shouldn't find it funny at all.

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<v Speaker 4>So what about you? How was your week?

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<v Speaker 2>Me?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was it was okay, nothing too crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh we did get to golf.

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<v Speaker 3>I was gonna get to that since you didn't fairly

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<v Speaker 3>generic around here, the normal.

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<v Speaker 4>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a sassy four year old that cracks me

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<v Speaker 3>up left and right. My one year old, though, is

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<v Speaker 3>full of fucking personality, and she's just silly, like she's

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<v Speaker 3>just like super coming into her own personality, really funny.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a teenager that bores himself into his own room,

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<v Speaker 3>which is normal for the age, you know. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 3>we we golfed on Saturday. That was fun. We're just

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<v Speaker 3>weather for the majority of it. I was I was

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<v Speaker 3>throwing out darts and piss missiles most of the day.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what got her iron.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know what got into me, but it

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<v Speaker 3>was like, I'm gonna be disappointed the next time, Michael.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah's leave it at that. Yeah, so Stone, what about you, buddy?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, after we recorded that following day, I took every

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<v Speaker 2>over to a doctor's appointment and didn't really think anything

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<v Speaker 2>of it. I was like, yeah, let me get the

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<v Speaker 2>doctor's nose. I can give this kid to school. And

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<v Speaker 2>she's still coughing pretty hard, and I was like, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, they'll just tell us a normal jazz. As

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<v Speaker 2>soon as the doctor walking in and he went that's

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<v Speaker 2>walking pneumonia. And I was like what and he was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's walking pneumonia. I was like, oh, I thought that

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<v Speaker 2>was like starting barchitis or something like we dealt with

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<v Speaker 2>that before. And he was like, oh, no, hear that bark.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a very distinct bark. Let me just listen to

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<v Speaker 2>her back real quick. And he takes the scope and listens

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<v Speaker 2>to the back and he goes, oh, yeah, there's all

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<v Speaker 2>that cracking in there. I was like, fuck, all right, well, yeah, kid,

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<v Speaker 2>we're definitely not gonna be going to school. And everyone's

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<v Speaker 2>bummed out because she really wanted to go see her friends.

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<v Speaker 2>And I I was like, do you think it'd be

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<v Speaker 2>like good to keep her up with the full week?

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<v Speaker 2>And he was like, definitely, it'd be very beneficial for her,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like okay. So like it was bummed,

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<v Speaker 2>but she got to stay home for the whole week

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<v Speaker 2>and just kind of hung out and then pretty much

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<v Speaker 2>just got a whole bunch school done, got the kid rested,

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<v Speaker 2>and she went back to school today, which is really good.

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<v Speaker 2>She was feeling really good going to school and she

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<v Speaker 2>had a great day. She kind of wore herself out

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<v Speaker 2>pretty good, so she went to bed a little bit earlier.

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<v Speaker 2>The last thing I got to mention is when I

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<v Speaker 2>was at NAM, which is the North American Music Merchant Festival.

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<v Speaker 2>I got to test out a whole lot of gear.

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<v Speaker 2>And one of the pieces of gear I didn't get

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<v Speaker 2>to test out, but I got to hold and kind

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<v Speaker 2>of mock test out, if that makes sense, was a

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<v Speaker 2>Legator guitar. And these guitars had kind of been taken

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<v Speaker 2>the guitar market by a storm for the last like

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen years, and so I've been really interested. And lately

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<v Speaker 2>they've been downsizing or they've been decreasing their prices, and

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<v Speaker 2>so they've been coming more affordable instead of very expensive guitars.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was like, you know what, fuck it, I

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<v Speaker 2>need to get rid of one of my old guitars

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<v Speaker 2>that I have because it's just not fun to play

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<v Speaker 2>anymore and I want to invest in something else. This guitar,

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<v Speaker 2>they said it's going to be on hold until like

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<v Speaker 2>March six because they didn't have any supply, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, no worries. All wait, well, they texted me

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<v Speaker 2>today and they were like, hey, it's in stock, Like

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<v Speaker 2>come get it and I was like, fuck yes, So

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<v Speaker 2>I ran there on my lunch, I grabbed it. I

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<v Speaker 2>came home and I opened it and I realized that

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<v Speaker 2>they gave me the next model up for the next

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<v Speaker 2>model down price. So I bought a guitar for eight

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and twenty dollars that cost ten forty after tax.

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<v Speaker 2>So fuck yeah. It was fully upgraded too, And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh shit, and I've been having fun all

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<v Speaker 2>day with it. And that's that's been my week. Boys,

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<v Speaker 2>it's been a good it's been a it's been a

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<v Speaker 2>harrowing week, but it's been a good week too. It's good.

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<v Speaker 3>It's turned in the right direction.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you know, one could say it's you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just because that roasted maple neck. Goddamn, it's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>Noone else is beautiful. Getting into this fucking roast, Jordan.

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<v Speaker 3>What a dais? We didn't get to this last week.

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<v Speaker 3>We had a fun filled, jam packed episode last week,

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<v Speaker 3>and so I didn't think we had the time to

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<v Speaker 3>it through these roasts. Some of us plan these roasts

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<v Speaker 3>so that they're not just a forty second highlight clip,

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<v Speaker 3>but some of us don't. And so we're here to

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<v Speaker 3>roast and that's what we're gonna do, So no hard

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<v Speaker 3>feelings if you are part of this roast. The general

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<v Speaker 3>rules that we're going to play in this roast is

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<v Speaker 3>we will roast each other. U and then myself and

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<v Speaker 3>Stone have actually remembered to bring a roast for a

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<v Speaker 3>guest of our choosing. We don't know who it is.

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<v Speaker 3>I know who mine is. Stone doesn't know who his is,

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<v Speaker 3>or he knows who his is.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Dome has no clue what we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 4>I remembered it, I just didn't do it. I didn't

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<v Speaker 4>care old fashion, I didn't care about any of you

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<v Speaker 4>fucking assholes out there enough to roast you.

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<v Speaker 3>Just put it that way, all right. Well, with that,

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<v Speaker 3>I'd like to thank the B Word Media Group for

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<v Speaker 3>sponsoring this roast. Speaking of B word ladies and gentlemen,

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<v Speaker 3>let's all take a moment of silence for B words

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<v Speaker 3>podcasting career. Not that anyone noticed that it died. Dude

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<v Speaker 3>gave up faster than the Cowboys when they make it

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<v Speaker 3>to the playoffs. How does it feel knowing your commitment

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<v Speaker 3>level makes Tony Romo's clutch ability look impressive? Oh I

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<v Speaker 3>bet his ears are ringing? Not because I've said his name,

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<v Speaker 3>but because I've said the word roast, that's that's the

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<v Speaker 3>word for you. But speaking of roast and cooked, this one, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>this one, this one's gonna be a slow burn, just

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<v Speaker 3>like his brain cells. Stone Buddy, let's talk about AJ,

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<v Speaker 3>my best friend, my cousin, the stoned single dad, musician, podcaster,

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<v Speaker 3>full time weed connoisseur. At this point, you're not even

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<v Speaker 3>a stoner, your science experiment, and NASA could study your

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<v Speaker 3>bloodstream and still not figure out how the fuck you

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<v Speaker 3>function on a daily basis. This dude loves music, he

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<v Speaker 3>plays guitar, and yet somehow he still hasn't made a hit.

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<v Speaker 3>There are literally down syndrome people on Instagram who strum

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<v Speaker 3>a guitar that have hits, and Stoned does not have

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<v Speaker 3>one of those yet. And our podcasts, let's be real,

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<v Speaker 3>it's just an excuse for you to ramble while being

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<v Speaker 3>high as a fucking kite. Every episode you probably sound like, well,

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<v Speaker 3>we know what you sound like. But the people that

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<v Speaker 3>might be new to this, bro, what if it was

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<v Speaker 3>you know, time is just a social construct. Meanwhile, our

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<v Speaker 3>listeners are hitting the unsubscribed button faster than AJ hits

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<v Speaker 3>his next fucking bong rip. We just lost another one.

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<v Speaker 3>Now we're down to six. This man loves weed too much.

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<v Speaker 3>You ever met someone whose entire personality is just THHC.

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<v Speaker 3>That's aj You've smoked so much that if we cut

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<v Speaker 3>you open and drained your blood, your blood type would

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<v Speaker 3>be hybrid positive at this point. But hey, at least

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<v Speaker 3>you're a dedicated single dad at kids growing up to

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<v Speaker 3>bedtime stories to start with. So there I was at

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<v Speaker 3>Taco bell at two am, next to a motel six

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<v Speaker 3>and fucking riverside. Keep doing your things, buddy, Santa Anna whatever,

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<v Speaker 3>fucking dump hell hole, whatever, But keep doing your thing, buddy.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, just maybe try and stay sober once

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<v Speaker 3>in a while. But Stone, let's turn over you, buddy.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you got?

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<v Speaker 2>Hell Yeah, Ladies and germs, this is the Stone. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna keep this roa short because if anyone's roast is

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<v Speaker 2>better than Jordan's, he just winds and says it's too long.

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<v Speaker 2>His girlfriends can also test to the same thing, but

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<v Speaker 2>in a different sense. Hashtag small Pecker club. Dome has

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<v Speaker 2>a hard time with words. Dome has a hard time

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<v Speaker 2>closing windows with his browser. Dome has a hard time

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<v Speaker 2>with his kids destroying each other on a daily basis,

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<v Speaker 2>as good brothers and sisters should. But Dome does not

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<v Speaker 2>have a hard time, laying pipe into Nazi Tranni's before

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<v Speaker 2>he guns them down while shouting for the Yamakas. Before

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<v Speaker 2>they reach climax, he calls his die hard with a

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<v Speaker 2>vengeance as he puts on a yamaga for the homies.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of putting on a yamaga for the homies, especially

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<v Speaker 2>with those with a big ass nose for cocaine, this

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<v Speaker 2>brings us to my guests of the evening, Sean Penn.

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<v Speaker 2>Sean considers himself a human activist, but neglects his inhumane acts,

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<v Speaker 2>such as being friends with a cartel king who traffics,

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<v Speaker 2>murders and distributes drugs. What an asshole. He also commits

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<v Speaker 2>horrible acts like causing films to bomb worse than George

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<v Speaker 2>for them, homies. It is for these reasons we affirm

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<v Speaker 2>that the Dad's Indiquo podcast is made of three zelots

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<v Speaker 2>who lead the charge to forget Sean Penn once and

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, h that was beautiful, beautiful roast You're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>because Dome and I are both now confused. H started

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<v Speaker 3>with a Z and something zellance whatever. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I yeah, it's normal. I'm just surprised you're not eating Dome.

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<v Speaker 3>But let's get let's get to you here in just

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<v Speaker 3>a second, Dome, I got I got one special for you,

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<v Speaker 3>A Josh Josh Joshi the Dome. This man's forehead has

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<v Speaker 3>nickname Dome isn't just a clever joke or a nickname.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a flashing neon warning sign. Your head is so

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<v Speaker 3>If mister clean Vin, Diesel and Sloth had a three

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<v Speaker 3>way love child, that'd be you the fucking Dome, except

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<v Speaker 3>way less successful and significantly more disappointing. And here you are,

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<v Speaker 3>as always repping New York like it's you know, you

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<v Speaker 3>personally built the Empire State Building Italian Jewish twenty three

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<v Speaker 3>and me said, what, you change your heritage more than

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<v Speaker 3>the Jets change quarterbacks. And speaking of the Jets, why

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<v Speaker 3>do you even bother? You've been loyal to a losing

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<v Speaker 3>franchise your whole life, and somehow that still isn't the

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<v Speaker 3>most toxic, toxic relationship that you're in, because let's get real,

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<v Speaker 3>the producer is just your fourth child at this point.

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<v Speaker 3>You're out here with three actual kids. And then there's

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<v Speaker 3>her throwing tantrums and avoiding chores like she's trying to

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<v Speaker 3>her so much you might as well start a second

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<v Speaker 3>podcast called Dome and Disaster. You've built your whole life

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<v Speaker 3>around disappointment, from your sports teams to your arguments to

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<v Speaker 3>your golf swing. At this point, I respect the consistency.

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<v Speaker 3>Keep doing you, dumb, Just don't forget to apply it

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<v Speaker 3>sunscreen to that IMAX size forehead. I love you, buddy.

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<v Speaker 2>Quick question, did you say imax or IMAX both?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm I'm speaking of dumb, so he understand what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you got more?

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<v Speaker 3>It's done?

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<v Speaker 4>My bad. I had a hard time with this, like

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<v Speaker 4>I don't. I don't do roasts right, Like I I

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<v Speaker 4>sat there, I thought about it all week, and I

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<v Speaker 4>But the more I thought about it, the more I realized, like,

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<v Speaker 4>I really couldn't fit any jokes in here with both

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<v Speaker 4>just kind of I don't know, man, I might have

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<v Speaker 4>gonna concede this to you guys that you guys are

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<v Speaker 4>the winners, and you guys are better at just being

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<v Speaker 4>shittier people than I am. You know, So congratulations, right,

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<v Speaker 4>sprinkles are for fucking assholes? Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 4>I did have a couple jokes that, like I was

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<v Speaker 4>makes the ugliest kids? But I couldn't really get a

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<v Speaker 4>hold of your moms to find out like what that was,

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<v Speaker 4>so I didn't do that. She's easy to dial, well,

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<v Speaker 4>she's easy to rail, She's not easy to fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>Now the three Helmies there was like I have another joke.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like, how do you know someone has a

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<v Speaker 4>small dick? They give themselves nickname and then like podcasts,

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<v Speaker 4>jump from one to another until they figure out that

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<v Speaker 4>eventually nobody loves them. They just deal with them. But

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, maybe next time I'll do better.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so good.

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<v Speaker 4>I lost it. It's fine. I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's so cool it in now now mind you, Dome,

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<v Speaker 3>I love it. I love your enthusiasm, your attempt, your

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<v Speaker 3>last minute writing skills. They're always impeccable. I'm sure tomorrow

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<v Speaker 3>you'll have a two page paper to roast both Stone

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<v Speaker 3>and I on what could have been. And I know

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<v Speaker 3>I roast a B word a little bit at the beginning,

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<v Speaker 3>but he was not my guest. I do have a

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<v Speaker 3>guest that could only end this roast in one fashionable way,

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<v Speaker 3>and I dare not do this, but I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>anyway to somebody that the three of us love with

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<v Speaker 3>all our heart, with all our passion, but nobody is

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<v Speaker 3>safe when it comes to the roast game. And so

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<v Speaker 3>dials up to eleven for the King. Sound the fucking trumpets,

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<v Speaker 3>Chris the King Labar, King of what exactly the Midwest

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<v Speaker 3>most dedicated deadbeat groupie out here, treating metal bands and

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<v Speaker 3>podcasts like their actual family. Meanwhile, your pets are out

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<v Speaker 3>there filing for emancipation. How do you lose a fucking

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<v Speaker 3>whole ash tarantula That's not a pet, that's a fucking

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<v Speaker 3>horror movie plot. Your house is basically an escape room

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<v Speaker 3>for animals, except they all actually escape. Let's talk about

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<v Speaker 3>that Harley you ride. You ride it like you're some

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<v Speaker 3>kind of outlaw, but the only thing that you're running

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<v Speaker 3>from is responsibility. Looking like sons of anarchy rejected your

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<v Speaker 3>application because even they thought you were trying too hard.

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<v Speaker 3>You're out here reviving, revving that engine like it's compensating

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<v Speaker 3>for something it ain't working. Those ear gauges too, Buddy,

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<v Speaker 3>I've seen smaller Hulu hoops. You could probably smuggle beer

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<v Speaker 3>cans through those things. And the beard. You got that

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<v Speaker 3>homeless Viking aesthetic down pat, just missing a longboat and

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<v Speaker 3>an actual job. You spend all your time following bands

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<v Speaker 3>around like some kind of metal head pilgrim. But you're

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<v Speaker 3>not backstage, bro, You're just another dude in the crowd,

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<v Speaker 3>screaming lyrics at a band that doesn't even know you exist. Buddy,

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<v Speaker 3>single dad, life must be real wild when the only

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<v Speaker 3>thing you're committed to is concert tickets. You're out here

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<v Speaker 3>blowing money on festival passes while your kid is at

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<v Speaker 3>home wondering why dinner is just hot pockets and a disappointment. Again,

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<v Speaker 3>what's next gonna lose her two in the house, where's

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<v Speaker 3>my daughter? Probably hiding with the tarantra, praying for a

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<v Speaker 3>better life. So, in summary, metal head groupie with an

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<v Speaker 3>outlaw complex, a house of missing animals, beard oil stains

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<v Speaker 3>on all your band t shirts and ear holes big

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<v Speaker 3>enough to let small birds through them. But hey, at

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<v Speaker 3>least you got that, Harley buddy. Maybe one day, if

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<v Speaker 3>you read it loud enough, all those band bad decisions

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<v Speaker 3>will just magically disappear. Sound the fucking trumpets. I love you, Chris,

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<v Speaker 3>How hard is.

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<v Speaker 4>Fuck me? Dude?

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<v Speaker 2>Scrolling rolling?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm scrolling, man, God damn.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, I loved it. I love the the roast idea.

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<v Speaker 3>That's something that we did. We did elsewhere the Stone

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<v Speaker 3>and I and I thought it would be a good

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<v Speaker 3>good time to bring it in and dome Dom reeled

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<v Speaker 3>in the joke at the end to lure everybody, and

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<v Speaker 3>you know, smash the window on my head, which I love.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not a big window. Doesn't have to be like

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<v Speaker 3>this before on here. I'm not I'm not sure we did.

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<v Speaker 2>No, yeah, we did. I don't yeah, because the first

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<v Speaker 2>one I did was we roast I roasted Island boys.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, Well, Okay, so we roasted. Yeah, we never

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<v Speaker 4>roasted each other. Yes, we did a roast of celebrities.

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<v Speaker 4>We did a roast of celebrities. It was part of uh,

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<v Speaker 4>I want to say Channelity News. I don't know about that,

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<v Speaker 4>but yeah, it was one of his segments for Channelity News.

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<v Speaker 4>That's that's what you're thinking of.

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<v Speaker 3>Okaya, listen, I'm okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me go ahead and just line up fifty hours.

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<v Speaker 3>Speak at another download for this.

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<v Speaker 4>It ain't come out.

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<v Speaker 3>Help, Well, it was fun. Thanks for let's pushing that,

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<v Speaker 3>pushing that roast to this episode. I had a blast.

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<v Speaker 3>I had had a lot of shit written down for

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<v Speaker 3>the roast, and I kept since we kept pushing it,

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<v Speaker 3>I kept rewriting and moving ship and so god dang, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>excuse me. So anyway, Stone take it on back, baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah, you know. Next topic we got is, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>professional opinion. I want you guys to bring something that

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<v Speaker 2>you've seen in the in your your work experience, your

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<v Speaker 2>current profession or other professions, didn't matter, that you think

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<v Speaker 2>should be common anomplished. But maybe it's not. Maybe it's

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<v Speaker 2>something people overlook all the time. Maybe it's something that

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<v Speaker 2>people just don't think of it all. Maybe it's something

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<v Speaker 2>in school that people get caught blinded in when when

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<v Speaker 2>the moment comes and it happens. So I want you

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<v Speaker 2>guys to bring something on the table. Could be one topic,

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<v Speaker 2>could be multiple timeics like I just kind of bring

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<v Speaker 4>Customer service is something that everyone should pay attention to

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<v Speaker 4>and should learn how to be polite to those that

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<v Speaker 4>you like, okay, in all seriousness, you have people touching

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<v Speaker 4>your food, people who are inherently fucking bad. We are

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<v Speaker 4>no longer inherently good in this fucking country. And so you,

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<v Speaker 4>as a customer, are not entitled to rights. You're asking

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<v Speaker 4>for a service, so you should be polite and kind

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<v Speaker 4>people just don't have general kindness. They think that they

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<v Speaker 4>are entitled to whatever it is that they're asking for,

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<v Speaker 4>and it is my obligation to help them, right, it's not.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not my obligation to make your fucking sandwich. It's

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<v Speaker 4>not my obligation to take your phone call. I can

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<v Speaker 4>hang up on you, I can refuse your service, I

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<v Speaker 4>can tell you to get out. I don't have to

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<v Speaker 4>help you. People don't have to serve you. It's not

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<v Speaker 4>how it works. If you're an asshole, you're gonna get

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<v Speaker 4>treated like an asshole, plain and simple, the golden rule.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's one. I got a couple more.

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<v Speaker 2>Others how you want to be treated, but we'll let

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<v Speaker 2>I agree with that. Shout out to that ESP lady

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<v Speaker 2>who treated me like I was absolute scum at the

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<v Speaker 2>bottom of someone's shoe at NAM a couple of weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll never be buying an ESP guitar. I can tell

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<v Speaker 2>you that, fuck you. That's all.

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<v Speaker 4>Could you imagine? Could you imagine? Agree with that?

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<v Speaker 2>Though?

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<v Speaker 3>I like that the customer service because it's and you know,

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<v Speaker 3>it's it's hard because sometimes you do have to gulp

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<v Speaker 3>and it makes it so much more difficult to not

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<v Speaker 3>fuck up their food or you know, just or hang

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<v Speaker 3>the field that I work in, dealing with people on

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<v Speaker 3>the phone, and you know, they get and you know,

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<v Speaker 3>But at some point, there's some people that they just

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<v Speaker 3>want to fucking melt your ear, waste your time, chew

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<v Speaker 3>your time. They don't give ship what you're trying to

417
00:23:01.000 --> 00:23:03.599
<v Speaker 3>do to help them. They just want to be an asshole.

418
00:23:03.640 --> 00:23:05.799
<v Speaker 4>Well, they're unhappy, like a lot of people are unhappy

419
00:23:05.799 --> 00:23:07.880
<v Speaker 4>in their own lives and right, and what they do

420
00:23:07.960 --> 00:23:10.240
<v Speaker 4>is they they hurt people, hurt people exactly.

421
00:23:10.319 --> 00:23:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it just bleeds everywhere.

422
00:23:12.079 --> 00:23:15.880
<v Speaker 4>Uh huh, yeah, yeah, a stuck pig will always bleed

423
00:23:15.960 --> 00:23:17.119
<v Speaker 4>all over the farmer.

424
00:23:18.400 --> 00:23:23.480
<v Speaker 3>That's true, that's true. I like that. I was going

425
00:23:23.519 --> 00:23:26.720
<v Speaker 3>more for what I brought to the table was from

426
00:23:26.720 --> 00:23:29.279
<v Speaker 3>my profession. So I work in the eye field, and

427
00:23:29.359 --> 00:23:32.160
<v Speaker 3>one of the biggest like that would.

428
00:23:31.920 --> 00:23:33.880
<v Speaker 4>Be optical for those that don't not.

429
00:23:33.960 --> 00:23:39.960
<v Speaker 3>Optical here we go. Uh, but no, what what deals

430
00:23:39.960 --> 00:23:41.960
<v Speaker 3>with ophthalmology and optometry?

431
00:23:42.519 --> 00:23:42.720
<v Speaker 5>Uh?

432
00:23:42.799 --> 00:23:46.680
<v Speaker 3>The difference is optalmology would actually be medicine and you

433
00:23:46.720 --> 00:23:50.400
<v Speaker 3>know medical, whereas optometry is a doctor of eyeglasses. Now,

434
00:23:50.440 --> 00:23:55.559
<v Speaker 3>optometrists do more nowadays and manage eye disease and stuff

435
00:23:55.599 --> 00:23:58.920
<v Speaker 3>like that, but they're not able to do surgical procedures.

436
00:23:58.920 --> 00:24:01.720
<v Speaker 3>They didn't go to med school. But the biggest thing

437
00:24:01.960 --> 00:24:05.160
<v Speaker 3>which deals with both of them, and people don't understand,

438
00:24:05.200 --> 00:24:08.079
<v Speaker 3>and it is very silly and it's hard to explain sometimes,

439
00:24:08.160 --> 00:24:11.720
<v Speaker 3>is that going for a medical exam versus going for

440
00:24:11.799 --> 00:24:14.960
<v Speaker 3>a vision exam depending on your insurance situation. So there

441
00:24:15.039 --> 00:24:18.960
<v Speaker 3>is two different insurances. There's medical insurance and there's vision insurance.

442
00:24:19.319 --> 00:24:23.599
<v Speaker 3>And unless you're scamming a patient in or the insurance

443
00:24:23.640 --> 00:24:26.440
<v Speaker 3>in one way or another, legally you cannot do both

444
00:24:26.480 --> 00:24:29.200
<v Speaker 3>on the same day and build both insurances, which is

445
00:24:29.519 --> 00:24:32.279
<v Speaker 3>downright silly because it's like you could do the work

446
00:24:32.319 --> 00:24:35.079
<v Speaker 3>and build both, but the way the insurance sees it

447
00:24:35.119 --> 00:24:37.680
<v Speaker 3>as double dipping. So instead you have to come on

448
00:24:37.720 --> 00:24:39.839
<v Speaker 3>this day and do this exam and come on a

449
00:24:39.839 --> 00:24:43.359
<v Speaker 3>different day to do this exam, And then that seems

450
00:24:43.400 --> 00:24:45.599
<v Speaker 3>a lot more fishy to me as somebody who's been

451
00:24:45.599 --> 00:24:48.759
<v Speaker 3>doing this for twenty years. But it's just hard to

452
00:24:48.799 --> 00:24:51.079
<v Speaker 3>explain that to patients that don't understand, like why do

453
00:24:51.119 --> 00:24:52.519
<v Speaker 3>I have to come back? Like why can't I just

454
00:24:52.519 --> 00:24:54.960
<v Speaker 3>get both today? Well, you know, and then there's some

455
00:24:54.960 --> 00:24:57.160
<v Speaker 3>people I'll pay cash. Well, we can't do that because

456
00:24:57.160 --> 00:24:59.359
<v Speaker 3>if we have a contract with your insurance, So if

457
00:24:59.359 --> 00:25:01.720
<v Speaker 3>we take cash from me knowing you have that insurance,

458
00:25:01.759 --> 00:25:05.839
<v Speaker 3>we're breaking our contract. And so it's just like, you know,

459
00:25:05.880 --> 00:25:08.400
<v Speaker 3>dealing with insurance is just in general, is such a

460
00:25:08.400 --> 00:25:12.079
<v Speaker 3>hard thing to deal with and explain to people and

461
00:25:12.119 --> 00:25:16.680
<v Speaker 3>explain to patients and understanding deductibles and co insurances and

462
00:25:16.759 --> 00:25:22.079
<v Speaker 3>copays and it's just like daunting, never ending and it sucks.

463
00:25:22.319 --> 00:25:26.000
<v Speaker 3>But also, laser cataract surgery is not a real thing.

464
00:25:26.079 --> 00:25:28.319
<v Speaker 3>So if you think you had laser cataract surgery, you

465
00:25:28.400 --> 00:25:31.960
<v Speaker 3>fucking didn't. It's not a real fucking thing. There is

466
00:25:32.039 --> 00:25:36.440
<v Speaker 3>laser assisted cataract surgery, but there's not actually laser cataract surgery.

467
00:25:36.640 --> 00:25:38.079
<v Speaker 2>So it's just lasick.

468
00:25:38.119 --> 00:25:38.799
<v Speaker 4>That's lasers.

469
00:25:39.279 --> 00:25:43.000
<v Speaker 3>Correct, Oh correct, Yeah, I mean there's there's tons of

470
00:25:43.039 --> 00:25:47.279
<v Speaker 3>different lasers in the ifield. But people the misunderstanding. Is

471
00:25:47.319 --> 00:25:51.400
<v Speaker 3>lasik versus cataract surgery two totally different things. And laser's

472
00:25:51.440 --> 00:25:54.039
<v Speaker 3>in cataract surgery is like laser assisted, but it's not

473
00:25:54.119 --> 00:25:56.079
<v Speaker 3>actually like it doesn't do the whole surgery. It does

474
00:25:56.160 --> 00:26:02.359
<v Speaker 3>one portion of the surgery. So that's what I brought

475
00:26:02.799 --> 00:26:03.480
<v Speaker 3>cool I kid.

476
00:26:04.119 --> 00:26:07.799
<v Speaker 2>I also brought something from the insurance field, because I

477
00:26:07.839 --> 00:26:11.880
<v Speaker 2>work in insurance and I wanted to bring something for

478
00:26:12.119 --> 00:26:16.079
<v Speaker 2>homeowners because I had just recently learned about this, just

479
00:26:16.119 --> 00:26:18.440
<v Speaker 2>starting to dip into homeowner's insurance.

480
00:26:18.519 --> 00:26:19.039
<v Speaker 4>Is that.

481
00:26:21.359 --> 00:26:25.759
<v Speaker 2>All homeowner claims will raise your policy premium no matter what,

482
00:26:26.880 --> 00:26:30.799
<v Speaker 2>even if it's something that you were not at fault for. Right, say,

483
00:26:30.880 --> 00:26:34.559
<v Speaker 2>for example, flood insurance. Right you got flood insurance and

484
00:26:34.920 --> 00:26:38.079
<v Speaker 2>your place floods, your rates are gonna go up. It

485
00:26:38.160 --> 00:26:41.599
<v Speaker 2>wasn't your fault, no, but it's because no matter what,

486
00:26:42.119 --> 00:26:46.319
<v Speaker 2>your place is now more expensive to ensure. So anytime

487
00:26:46.359 --> 00:26:49.759
<v Speaker 2>that you have something come up, I would review to

488
00:26:49.799 --> 00:26:52.400
<v Speaker 2>see if you can pay for it out of pocket

489
00:26:53.200 --> 00:26:55.279
<v Speaker 2>up to like a certain amount, like up to I

490
00:26:55.319 --> 00:26:57.720
<v Speaker 2>would say five thousand, right up to five thousand, and

491
00:26:57.720 --> 00:26:59.440
<v Speaker 2>see if there's some way you can squeeze it at

492
00:26:59.440 --> 00:27:02.599
<v Speaker 2>a pocket because it could be a lot cheaper than

493
00:27:02.599 --> 00:27:04.759
<v Speaker 2>them raising and increasing your rates for the next like

494
00:27:04.759 --> 00:27:08.319
<v Speaker 2>two to three years, depending on how long your state

495
00:27:08.359 --> 00:27:10.519
<v Speaker 2>will will allow them to increase it for.

496
00:27:12.519 --> 00:27:12.559
<v Speaker 1>You.

497
00:27:12.799 --> 00:27:15.720
<v Speaker 2>And it's crazy shit because you can have a tree

498
00:27:16.200 --> 00:27:19.240
<v Speaker 2>that fucking just burrows its roots, like right through your

499
00:27:19.240 --> 00:27:22.960
<v Speaker 2>sewage line and somehow you've shipped all over your floor

500
00:27:23.079 --> 00:27:25.920
<v Speaker 2>from the fucking backup, and not only that, but you're

501
00:27:25.960 --> 00:27:28.400
<v Speaker 2>gonna get a nice rate increase at the end of it.

502
00:27:28.480 --> 00:27:31.319
<v Speaker 2>Some fucked up shit. But that's something that I think

503
00:27:31.359 --> 00:27:34.039
<v Speaker 2>everybody should know, because it's not common knowledge unless you

504
00:27:34.119 --> 00:27:36.440
<v Speaker 2>work in the insurance field. And I didn't know about

505
00:27:36.440 --> 00:27:38.960
<v Speaker 2>that until I started working in the homeowners department taking

506
00:27:39.000 --> 00:27:40.119
<v Speaker 2>their liability claims.

507
00:27:40.480 --> 00:27:43.559
<v Speaker 3>I have a question. I have a question about if

508
00:27:43.599 --> 00:27:46.319
<v Speaker 3>you so, like how you said, if you chose to

509
00:27:46.319 --> 00:27:48.680
<v Speaker 3>go out of pocket, like let's say there was let's

510
00:27:48.680 --> 00:27:51.599
<v Speaker 3>say there was a flood in the area, and Dome

511
00:27:51.640 --> 00:27:55.359
<v Speaker 3>and I live right by each other, and Dome, being

512
00:27:55.400 --> 00:27:58.759
<v Speaker 3>the penny pincher he is, he pays cash for his

513
00:27:58.839 --> 00:28:00.880
<v Speaker 3>because he's like, I'm not filing and this with my insurance.

514
00:28:00.920 --> 00:28:03.480
<v Speaker 3>They don't need to know about me, you know, whereas

515
00:28:03.519 --> 00:28:06.720
<v Speaker 3>me I'm going to go through my insurance and paid

516
00:28:06.880 --> 00:28:10.319
<v Speaker 3>my deductible. Now let's say we have the same insurance.

517
00:28:10.880 --> 00:28:13.799
<v Speaker 3>Is there a possibility that his premium could still go

518
00:28:13.920 --> 00:28:16.000
<v Speaker 3>up because of my claim and we live next door

519
00:28:16.039 --> 00:28:18.400
<v Speaker 3>to each other because of a flood, even though he

520
00:28:18.440 --> 00:28:20.319
<v Speaker 3>never claimed any damage whatsoever.

521
00:28:20.680 --> 00:28:24.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. One of the things that the actuaries and the

522
00:28:25.400 --> 00:28:28.799
<v Speaker 2>and the underwriters take into consideration is the area. Right

523
00:28:29.079 --> 00:28:31.240
<v Speaker 2>how many how many claims come out of that area

524
00:28:31.279 --> 00:28:34.799
<v Speaker 2>for what right now? That is notorious for this. This

525
00:28:34.920 --> 00:28:38.599
<v Speaker 2>is why they always say, hey, for especially automobile claims,

526
00:28:39.319 --> 00:28:40.799
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't matter if you're at Faulter or not at

527
00:28:40.799 --> 00:28:43.599
<v Speaker 2>Faulter an automobile claim, if your claim happened in the

528
00:28:43.599 --> 00:28:46.160
<v Speaker 2>same zip code you live in, it will still increase

529
00:28:46.160 --> 00:28:49.039
<v Speaker 2>your rates because it adds to the pool of riskiness

530
00:28:49.039 --> 00:28:51.680
<v Speaker 2>of the area. The more claims that happen in an area,

531
00:28:52.039 --> 00:28:54.839
<v Speaker 2>the higher the rates are going to go considerably in

532
00:28:54.920 --> 00:28:56.279
<v Speaker 2>the underwriting processes.

533
00:28:56.480 --> 00:29:02.319
<v Speaker 4>Yes, is it fraud advice? Say hold the fuck on,

534
00:29:02.759 --> 00:29:04.680
<v Speaker 4>all right, Just hold the fuck on for a second,

535
00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:07.279
<v Speaker 4>all right, you go laughing at this, all right?

536
00:29:07.359 --> 00:29:08.799
<v Speaker 2>All right? All right, By the way, your nose is

537
00:29:08.799 --> 00:29:10.880
<v Speaker 2>pushing your microphone but continue.

538
00:29:10.559 --> 00:29:14.359
<v Speaker 4>This is my chin how Okay? Is it fraud? Is

539
00:29:14.400 --> 00:29:17.720
<v Speaker 4>it fraud if I try and use a different ZIP

540
00:29:17.759 --> 00:29:22.279
<v Speaker 4>code to get my rates? Yes, it's just straight up fraud.

541
00:29:22.480 --> 00:29:26.359
<v Speaker 2>That is fraud. It's not like it's called application fraud. Okay,

542
00:29:26.359 --> 00:29:28.440
<v Speaker 2>that is fraud because if they find out, if they

543
00:29:28.440 --> 00:29:30.000
<v Speaker 2>find out that you're doing that, and they find out

544
00:29:30.000 --> 00:29:34.839
<v Speaker 2>that your your vehicle is garaged at a different address,

545
00:29:34.920 --> 00:29:37.559
<v Speaker 2>that's a big no no. And you'll get put on

546
00:29:37.920 --> 00:29:40.680
<v Speaker 2>what's called an NICB referral list, and that is the

547
00:29:40.759 --> 00:29:43.240
<v Speaker 2>National Insurance Crime Bureau. And if you get put on

548
00:29:43.279 --> 00:29:46.079
<v Speaker 2>that list, anytime you go to get any insurance for

549
00:29:46.160 --> 00:29:49.119
<v Speaker 2>the foreseeable future to the next fifty years, they're going

550
00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:51.240
<v Speaker 2>to see you on that list. And you're automatically going

551
00:29:51.319 --> 00:29:55.119
<v Speaker 2>to have a part of your policy premium calculation that's

552
00:29:55.119 --> 00:29:56.559
<v Speaker 2>going to make you go through the roof compared to

553
00:29:56.559 --> 00:30:01.519
<v Speaker 2>other people because you're riskier to ensure. Just do your address.

554
00:30:02.160 --> 00:30:04.079
<v Speaker 2>Pay the couple extra bucks a month, it is what

555
00:30:04.119 --> 00:30:07.920
<v Speaker 2>it is. Just use your address. Also, put your fucking

556
00:30:08.039 --> 00:30:11.440
<v Speaker 2>kids on your policy, or if there's anybody who's living

557
00:30:11.519 --> 00:30:14.119
<v Speaker 2>at your residence it has access to the vehicle, put

558
00:30:14.160 --> 00:30:16.720
<v Speaker 2>them on the policy once they start driving. Otherwise you're

559
00:30:16.720 --> 00:30:18.839
<v Speaker 2>gonna have to exclude them if you don't put them

560
00:30:18.839 --> 00:30:21.319
<v Speaker 2>on there and your insurance you file a claim er,

561
00:30:21.359 --> 00:30:23.640
<v Speaker 2>somebody files a claim against you and they find out

562
00:30:23.640 --> 00:30:25.839
<v Speaker 2>that that person lives at your address and they're driving

563
00:30:25.839 --> 00:30:28.480
<v Speaker 2>your vehicle, but they're not getting the policy rate premium

564
00:30:28.519 --> 00:30:31.559
<v Speaker 2>to cover them. You have about one to two accidents

565
00:30:31.599 --> 00:30:35.559
<v Speaker 2>of like forgiveness, and then after that they're going to

566
00:30:35.559 --> 00:30:40.480
<v Speaker 2>ask your policy and then other policy other policy writers

567
00:30:40.519 --> 00:30:42.359
<v Speaker 2>are going to see that on that same list and

568
00:30:42.359 --> 00:30:44.599
<v Speaker 2>they're going to go, yeah, no, dog, unless you want

569
00:30:44.599 --> 00:30:46.720
<v Speaker 2>to pay through the roof and make sure that every

570
00:30:46.720 --> 00:30:50.000
<v Speaker 2>single person who lives at that address per this report

571
00:30:50.000 --> 00:30:52.599
<v Speaker 2>that we pull. We see all your mailing addresses, like

572
00:30:52.640 --> 00:30:54.599
<v Speaker 2>they can pull shit from the from the from the

573
00:30:54.599 --> 00:30:57.400
<v Speaker 2>mail right USBs and it'll show who's on there, who's

574
00:30:57.440 --> 00:31:01.119
<v Speaker 2>able to receive mail. Right. If they pull that list

575
00:31:01.279 --> 00:31:03.160
<v Speaker 2>and you're like, yeah, I have two people, but they

576
00:31:03.200 --> 00:31:05.920
<v Speaker 2>have seven cars on the policy. And then they pulled

577
00:31:05.960 --> 00:31:07.839
<v Speaker 2>that list and they see seven people live in the house.

578
00:31:08.279 --> 00:31:10.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh dog, they're gonna give you the big no and

579
00:31:10.880 --> 00:31:13.240
<v Speaker 2>they're gonna upload that shit and you're gonna be fucked.

580
00:31:13.440 --> 00:31:16.799
<v Speaker 3>I actually can I can attest because the last insurance

581
00:31:16.799 --> 00:31:19.319
<v Speaker 3>company that I was with from my auto when I

582
00:31:19.440 --> 00:31:24.839
<v Speaker 3>signed up, they had a big like hooplah bullshit because

583
00:31:24.920 --> 00:31:27.599
<v Speaker 3>I didn't. I wasn't because you had separate policy. Well,

584
00:31:27.640 --> 00:31:29.680
<v Speaker 3>and no, because I wasn't even gonna put my wife

585
00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:30.599
<v Speaker 3>on my policy.

586
00:31:30.640 --> 00:31:32.880
<v Speaker 2>Separate policy. And that's a lot of things people don't

587
00:31:32.880 --> 00:31:36.319
<v Speaker 2>know either, is that that ropes into that even if

588
00:31:36.319 --> 00:31:38.920
<v Speaker 2>you're even if she has her progressive policy, you have

589
00:31:38.960 --> 00:31:42.279
<v Speaker 2>your Geico policy. These are just examples. And then you

590
00:31:42.440 --> 00:31:45.359
<v Speaker 2>both get into an accident, right or either one, and

591
00:31:45.400 --> 00:31:47.920
<v Speaker 2>then the other one's driving the vehicle. That creates a

592
00:31:47.960 --> 00:31:52.000
<v Speaker 2>fucking stir a stir. I didn't even get into an accident,

593
00:31:52.319 --> 00:31:54.599
<v Speaker 2>and my insurance company sent me a letter and said,

594
00:31:54.599 --> 00:31:57.079
<v Speaker 2>why is your wife not on your policy? And I went, fuckers,

595
00:31:57.359 --> 00:32:00.480
<v Speaker 2>I we've been split for the last fucking four year years.

596
00:32:01.039 --> 00:32:03.480
<v Speaker 2>Eat my ass. She's not getting on my policy because

597
00:32:03.599 --> 00:32:05.839
<v Speaker 2>we're separated. And they were like, well, you need to

598
00:32:05.880 --> 00:32:08.279
<v Speaker 2>send us like a separation notice or this or that

599
00:32:08.480 --> 00:32:10.319
<v Speaker 2>or divorce and I was like, you can eat my

600
00:32:10.440 --> 00:32:12.240
<v Speaker 2>shit and I'll go somewhere else. And they were like, no,

601
00:32:12.279 --> 00:32:15.559
<v Speaker 2>it's okay, it's fine, just just know if you and

602
00:32:15.400 --> 00:32:16.839
<v Speaker 2>I and I beat them to the punch, because I

603
00:32:16.839 --> 00:32:18.759
<v Speaker 2>already know what they're gonna say if I file the

604
00:32:18.799 --> 00:32:20.720
<v Speaker 2>Pollsy claim and she's on there, but if she's on

605
00:32:20.759 --> 00:32:22.519
<v Speaker 2>the policy, I could be in jeopardy. Yeah, I know,

606
00:32:22.720 --> 00:32:26.480
<v Speaker 2>I know in that case, Okay, it is what it is, right,

607
00:32:26.880 --> 00:32:29.720
<v Speaker 2>But if you're living in the same place, put them

608
00:32:29.759 --> 00:32:32.759
<v Speaker 2>on the policy. Because some other carriers may have a

609
00:32:32.839 --> 00:32:35.839
<v Speaker 2>once and done where you have one claim of good

610
00:32:36.240 --> 00:32:39.160
<v Speaker 2>like just a forgiveness on it, and then after that

611
00:32:39.720 --> 00:32:42.319
<v Speaker 2>they're gonna increase the premiums and as well, you're gonna

612
00:32:42.319 --> 00:32:45.680
<v Speaker 2>be on notice one other claim with anybody anyway, didn't

613
00:32:45.680 --> 00:32:48.359
<v Speaker 2>you have to be the same person anybody who drives

614
00:32:48.359 --> 00:32:51.720
<v Speaker 2>a vehicle that's in your house that's not on the policy, Gone,

615
00:32:52.279 --> 00:32:54.799
<v Speaker 2>you're out, they cancel your policy like that.

616
00:32:55.920 --> 00:33:00.119
<v Speaker 3>See my beef with it was because when I did that,

617
00:33:00.319 --> 00:33:03.279
<v Speaker 3>I was like, she I she wasn't on my This

618
00:33:03.319 --> 00:33:04.839
<v Speaker 3>is when I got my new car a couple of

619
00:33:04.880 --> 00:33:07.119
<v Speaker 3>years ago. I was like, she wasn't on my previous policy,

620
00:33:07.720 --> 00:33:10.720
<v Speaker 3>and they were like, well why not. I'm like, because

621
00:33:10.759 --> 00:33:13.240
<v Speaker 3>this is my work car. Well, how many times has

622
00:33:13.279 --> 00:33:15.400
<v Speaker 3>she driven that car? In the last in the last

623
00:33:15.480 --> 00:33:19.440
<v Speaker 3>year zero, Well how about in the last three years zero.

624
00:33:19.960 --> 00:33:21.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, this is literally the car that I use

625
00:33:21.759 --> 00:33:25.039
<v Speaker 3>for work, and that's it. We have a family vehicle

626
00:33:25.279 --> 00:33:28.200
<v Speaker 3>that is not associated with this. This is strictly for work.

627
00:33:28.480 --> 00:33:30.720
<v Speaker 3>And they had such a hard time, like back and forth,

628
00:33:30.759 --> 00:33:32.160
<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, I finally told my I said, you

629
00:33:32.160 --> 00:33:34.480
<v Speaker 3>can just cancel my policy. I'll go elsewhere. Well no, no,

630
00:33:34.519 --> 00:33:36.799
<v Speaker 3>we'll make it work. We'll make it work. And I'm like, well,

631
00:33:36.880 --> 00:33:39.200
<v Speaker 3>you're creating a lot of buzz and problems for something

632
00:33:39.200 --> 00:33:41.680
<v Speaker 3>that isn't a problem, nor have I had any policy

633
00:33:41.680 --> 00:33:44.400
<v Speaker 3>in the last five years. Make it a problem. So

634
00:33:45.160 --> 00:33:48.799
<v Speaker 3>but I mean, it's somebody thought you were lying, right, right, exactly,

635
00:33:49.000 --> 00:33:52.440
<v Speaker 3>of course it's of course it is. So anyway, it

636
00:33:52.480 --> 00:33:52.960
<v Speaker 3>all goes to.

637
00:33:52.920 --> 00:33:53.960
<v Speaker 2>The name of the game of risk.

638
00:33:54.599 --> 00:33:57.559
<v Speaker 4>I got something for the job that I'm currently in, right,

639
00:33:57.759 --> 00:34:02.240
<v Speaker 4>So that was that was one for past yours. If

640
00:34:02.279 --> 00:34:06.039
<v Speaker 4>you guys, and I say you guys meaning everybody listening,

641
00:34:06.039 --> 00:34:09.719
<v Speaker 4>all six of you use guys come up to a

642
00:34:09.800 --> 00:34:13.840
<v Speaker 4>construction site and you see that that that site has

643
00:34:13.880 --> 00:34:17.159
<v Speaker 4>been delineated with tape that says caution or maybe it's

644
00:34:17.239 --> 00:34:20.639
<v Speaker 4>just a fucking red rope, right, it could be anything.

645
00:34:20.800 --> 00:34:24.199
<v Speaker 4>Don't fucking walk in it. Don't don't, don't, don't think,

646
00:34:24.480 --> 00:34:27.800
<v Speaker 4>don't think that it's okay to go walking in it.

647
00:34:28.039 --> 00:34:30.880
<v Speaker 4>Don't try and get our attention. We're doing shit. We're

648
00:34:30.920 --> 00:34:34.559
<v Speaker 4>doing big boy shit. Okay, we're we're doing fucking grown up,

649
00:34:34.639 --> 00:34:37.880
<v Speaker 4>fucking shit. Don't don't try and get our attention. Don't

650
00:34:37.880 --> 00:34:40.440
<v Speaker 4>try and say hi. We don't give two fucks about you.

651
00:34:40.519 --> 00:34:42.159
<v Speaker 4>We're not going to tell you what we're doing. We

652
00:34:42.199 --> 00:34:43.960
<v Speaker 4>don't want to tell we tell you what we're doing.

653
00:34:44.159 --> 00:34:46.280
<v Speaker 4>We want to do our job. We are most likely

654
00:34:46.400 --> 00:34:51.239
<v Speaker 4>behind on a time crunch, getting this shit fucking rained

655
00:34:51.239 --> 00:34:54.440
<v Speaker 4>on us from millionaires who don't give two fucks about you,

656
00:34:54.519 --> 00:34:57.440
<v Speaker 4>but do give two fucks about us, upholding the timeline

657
00:34:57.440 --> 00:34:59.039
<v Speaker 4>that we have to run on, right.

658
00:34:58.920 --> 00:34:59.760
<v Speaker 2>Project management.

659
00:35:00.239 --> 00:35:06.400
<v Speaker 4>So no disrespect at all, like we we no full disrespect.

660
00:35:06.639 --> 00:35:08.840
<v Speaker 4>Just fucking keep walking, just keep walking.

661
00:35:09.360 --> 00:35:11.840
<v Speaker 3>Don't come up to my window. I'm trying to send

662
00:35:11.880 --> 00:35:14.800
<v Speaker 3>reels of retards to my friends while I'm while I'm

663
00:35:14.840 --> 00:35:17.440
<v Speaker 3>managing this site. Don't come up to my window.

664
00:35:18.039 --> 00:35:20.880
<v Speaker 4>Like in all seriousness, like in all jokes aside, I

665
00:35:21.719 --> 00:35:24.719
<v Speaker 4>will I will manage those people. When when someone comes up,

666
00:35:24.719 --> 00:35:27.719
<v Speaker 4>I will entertain you, I will talk to you. But

667
00:35:27.920 --> 00:35:30.840
<v Speaker 4>don't expect don't expect it to be every time right.

668
00:35:30.920 --> 00:35:33.679
<v Speaker 4>But but for real, don't ever walk underneath the rope.

669
00:35:33.719 --> 00:35:37.360
<v Speaker 4>Don't ever go into someone's work zone. There are countless

670
00:35:37.360 --> 00:35:40.960
<v Speaker 4>hazards at any given turn that you as a normal

671
00:35:41.039 --> 00:35:43.760
<v Speaker 4>person who live in it, who lives in a society,

672
00:35:43.800 --> 00:35:45.880
<v Speaker 4>in a world that is sheltered from some of these

673
00:35:45.920 --> 00:35:50.480
<v Speaker 4>construction sites. You guys, don't know that a rock can

674
00:35:50.559 --> 00:35:54.519
<v Speaker 4>kill you. You don't know that that hose that you think

675
00:35:54.639 --> 00:35:58.079
<v Speaker 4>is just a regular hose is pumping eight hundred PSI

676
00:35:58.199 --> 00:36:01.840
<v Speaker 4>and will shoot through your brain. So just don't, like,

677
00:36:01.880 --> 00:36:04.880
<v Speaker 4>don't come onto the site. It happens way more than

678
00:36:04.920 --> 00:36:09.159
<v Speaker 4>you think. I don't understand what people fucking try and

679
00:36:09.199 --> 00:36:11.119
<v Speaker 4>figure out and why they do it, and I don't

680
00:36:11.159 --> 00:36:13.800
<v Speaker 4>know what goes through their heads. But it happens way

681
00:36:13.800 --> 00:36:16.039
<v Speaker 4>more than people realize, and it needs to stop.

682
00:36:16.880 --> 00:36:18.320
<v Speaker 2>The only thing I'm going to add to that is

683
00:36:18.440 --> 00:36:20.679
<v Speaker 2>every single time I see a fail Army video and

684
00:36:20.719 --> 00:36:23.199
<v Speaker 2>I see somebody walk through wet concrete, I just want

685
00:36:23.199 --> 00:36:25.440
<v Speaker 2>to push them in it, push them fully in it.

686
00:36:25.840 --> 00:36:27.679
<v Speaker 2>Let the rest of it, come down over them, hold

687
00:36:27.719 --> 00:36:30.480
<v Speaker 2>them underneath until the bubbles stop, and then you know what,

688
00:36:30.679 --> 00:36:34.360
<v Speaker 2>there's your foundation right there. Good job, natural selection. What

689
00:36:34.480 --> 00:36:35.239
<v Speaker 2>an asshole.

690
00:36:35.519 --> 00:36:38.000
<v Speaker 4>And if anybody thinks that that's funny, If anybody thinks

691
00:36:38.039 --> 00:36:40.159
<v Speaker 4>that that's a joke, that the level of work that

692
00:36:40.239 --> 00:36:44.719
<v Speaker 4>goes into repairing what you have screwed up is vastly

693
00:36:44.760 --> 00:36:45.840
<v Speaker 4>more complicated than you.

694
00:36:45.800 --> 00:36:50.400
<v Speaker 3>Think, that's a good point.

695
00:36:50.760 --> 00:36:54.440
<v Speaker 4>So if you want to die, sure, walk in someone's

696
00:36:54.440 --> 00:37:01.480
<v Speaker 4>construction zone. Go for it. Ninety five percent chance it happens.

697
00:36:59.719 --> 00:37:02.079
<v Speaker 2>You get five percentage. Do you guys have your own

698
00:37:02.199 --> 00:37:04.199
<v Speaker 2>racing metrics? Is it racing matrix?

699
00:37:04.559 --> 00:37:07.920
<v Speaker 4>No? You're not racist? No, no, well, I mean a

700
00:37:07.920 --> 00:37:10.360
<v Speaker 4>lot of the actually a lot of construction guys are,

701
00:37:10.400 --> 00:37:13.480
<v Speaker 4>but it's in a funny way, like it's like they're

702
00:37:13.559 --> 00:37:16.719
<v Speaker 4>racist with each other. If you've ever worked around Mexicans, dude,

703
00:37:17.800 --> 00:37:21.199
<v Speaker 4>Mexicans will bag on each other until they cry, and

704
00:37:21.199 --> 00:37:26.239
<v Speaker 4>then they'll bag on each other again. That's what you're asking.

705
00:37:29.639 --> 00:37:31.440
<v Speaker 2>It's a different part of project management.

706
00:37:33.480 --> 00:37:34.280
<v Speaker 4>At certain levels.

707
00:37:34.360 --> 00:37:36.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, it's it's a topic for another podcast.

708
00:37:40.400 --> 00:37:46.159
<v Speaker 2>Ice Ice Baby, Ice ice Baby, Let's go. You know what.

709
00:37:47.039 --> 00:37:50.639
<v Speaker 2>Speaking of the safehouse. You know, it's it's been a

710
00:37:50.679 --> 00:37:55.639
<v Speaker 2>minute since we've talked about the Stone safe House. Kind

711
00:37:55.639 --> 00:37:58.360
<v Speaker 2>of brought back a little bit of the nostalgic moments

712
00:37:58.360 --> 00:38:01.039
<v Speaker 2>of just me talking about weed. But I don't know

713
00:38:01.039 --> 00:38:03.719
<v Speaker 2>if it's just gonna be me talking about weed anymore.

714
00:38:04.239 --> 00:38:05.599
<v Speaker 4>I haven't been smoking in forever.

715
00:38:10.239 --> 00:38:11.400
<v Speaker 3>I've been off for a month.

716
00:38:14.280 --> 00:38:16.440
<v Speaker 4>I will say, those smelling salts, you had a golf

717
00:38:16.480 --> 00:38:17.360
<v Speaker 4>fucking kick?

718
00:38:17.480 --> 00:38:18.239
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I took that.

719
00:38:19.960 --> 00:38:22.320
<v Speaker 2>Was it still good? Oh yeah? Done?

720
00:38:22.360 --> 00:38:23.400
<v Speaker 3>Snipping it all there.

721
00:38:23.519 --> 00:38:26.119
<v Speaker 4>The greatest part, the greatest part though, with those, is

722
00:38:26.159 --> 00:38:28.880
<v Speaker 4>that we had another guy golfing with us and Jordan goes, hey,

723
00:38:28.920 --> 00:38:30.719
<v Speaker 4>you want to hit and he thought he had like

724
00:38:30.840 --> 00:38:33.519
<v Speaker 4>cocaine in a fucking bottle. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no

725
00:38:33.400 --> 00:38:35.119
<v Speaker 4>no man, no no, no, no, no, no, I don't want

726
00:38:35.119 --> 00:38:37.960
<v Speaker 4>any of that. Ship towards like it's fucking smelling salts.

727
00:38:37.960 --> 00:38:41.599
<v Speaker 3>It's like, oh, so he tries it. He's like, why

728
00:38:41.599 --> 00:38:43.119
<v Speaker 3>would you have me try that? And I'm like, says

729
00:38:43.159 --> 00:38:44.840
<v Speaker 3>the guy who made us fucking take a shot of

730
00:38:44.880 --> 00:38:47.320
<v Speaker 3>fireball at eight thirty in the morning at the last

731
00:38:47.320 --> 00:38:53.519
<v Speaker 3>tournament we played. Yeah, he's like a fair point No,

732
00:38:53.800 --> 00:38:57.000
<v Speaker 3>in all seriousness, I have been on a hiatus because

733
00:38:57.159 --> 00:39:02.440
<v Speaker 3>of I was having like anxiety issues again, and so

734
00:39:02.840 --> 00:39:05.639
<v Speaker 3>I don't think they were related to that at all,

735
00:39:06.719 --> 00:39:11.360
<v Speaker 3>because I stopped and it went on for weeks weeks.

736
00:39:11.760 --> 00:39:13.440
<v Speaker 3>It was a lot like when they first came on

737
00:39:14.840 --> 00:39:15.320
<v Speaker 3>years back.

738
00:39:15.360 --> 00:39:18.639
<v Speaker 2>Well, you also just dealt with like a multiple rounds

739
00:39:18.639 --> 00:39:20.760
<v Speaker 2>of sickness to your house, and so it's probably true,

740
00:39:20.840 --> 00:39:24.400
<v Speaker 2>really stressful, true, yeah, and so who knows what it is.

741
00:39:24.400 --> 00:39:26.199
<v Speaker 3>So I just I laid off and I still haven't

742
00:39:26.239 --> 00:39:29.480
<v Speaker 3>gone back to it yet. But I will say that

743
00:39:29.719 --> 00:39:34.119
<v Speaker 3>if you're in the I believe they sell them. I

744
00:39:34.159 --> 00:39:36.840
<v Speaker 3>know they sell them in California, and I think they

745
00:39:36.880 --> 00:39:39.440
<v Speaker 3>sell them. You said in Nevada and then here in Arizona.

746
00:39:39.519 --> 00:39:42.679
<v Speaker 3>But the Wanna brand w A n A. Yeah, if

747
00:39:42.719 --> 00:39:46.039
<v Speaker 3>you want to try some good edibles, the Wanna Edibles,

748
00:39:46.480 --> 00:39:51.760
<v Speaker 3>they're hitters. They're very consistent, very very very good, very

749
00:39:51.800 --> 00:39:54.760
<v Speaker 3>good flavor for that you know, thirty seconds that you

750
00:39:54.800 --> 00:39:58.639
<v Speaker 3>get to eat your your gummy edible. But yeah, that

751
00:39:58.679 --> 00:40:01.119
<v Speaker 3>would that would be my reckon inndation for people to

752
00:40:01.199 --> 00:40:02.679
<v Speaker 3>check out. As if you can get your hands on

753
00:40:02.719 --> 00:40:03.920
<v Speaker 3>some Wanna brand.

754
00:40:04.119 --> 00:40:04.760
<v Speaker 4>Go for it.

755
00:40:06.280 --> 00:40:07.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll be excited to get back to that.

756
00:40:08.000 --> 00:40:08.800
<v Speaker 4>I can that.

757
00:40:10.880 --> 00:40:14.519
<v Speaker 2>You know one thing I've been really enjoying. And I

758
00:40:14.679 --> 00:40:17.760
<v Speaker 2>was originally pissed because they gave me sativas and I

759
00:40:17.800 --> 00:40:20.559
<v Speaker 2>didn't ask for sativas, nor did I want Sativa edibles.

760
00:40:21.039 --> 00:40:23.440
<v Speaker 2>But I was like, you know what, fuck it, I

761
00:40:23.480 --> 00:40:25.559
<v Speaker 2>can't bring them back, so like I might as well

762
00:40:25.679 --> 00:40:29.239
<v Speaker 2>just eat them. So I've been I've been really digging

763
00:40:29.280 --> 00:40:32.559
<v Speaker 2>on these. These are stizzies. Stagi's are kind of found everywhere,

764
00:40:33.559 --> 00:40:36.960
<v Speaker 2>the sizzy Sativa edibles. I got them in pineapple and mango,

765
00:40:38.599 --> 00:40:41.840
<v Speaker 2>and it's not like a full crazy sativa high. It's

766
00:40:41.840 --> 00:40:44.800
<v Speaker 2>actually like pretty manageable, which normally if I do a

767
00:40:44.840 --> 00:40:48.480
<v Speaker 2>Sativa edible it's like, well, like you guys can attest.

768
00:40:48.519 --> 00:40:50.519
<v Speaker 2>I was fucking higher than fucking shit a couple of

769
00:40:50.559 --> 00:40:52.559
<v Speaker 2>years ago Dome's house and we were trying to play cards.

770
00:40:53.800 --> 00:40:57.039
<v Speaker 2>I was fucked up. Oh god, and then the producer

771
00:40:57.079 --> 00:41:00.280
<v Speaker 2>got fucked up as well. That was great. I was

772
00:41:00.320 --> 00:41:06.519
<v Speaker 2>in a different dimension as Gnome was over there.

773
00:41:06.920 --> 00:41:07.320
<v Speaker 3>You get that.

774
00:41:07.480 --> 00:41:11.519
<v Speaker 2>Stone, Yeah, whatever you said, I got it that.

775
00:41:11.599 --> 00:41:12.960
<v Speaker 3>He just looks at me and I could see it

776
00:41:12.960 --> 00:41:15.639
<v Speaker 3>in his eyes. I'm like, your high. He was gone,

777
00:41:16.639 --> 00:41:18.440
<v Speaker 3>let's just play go fish. We got this one.

778
00:41:18.559 --> 00:41:20.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure I saw Elon Musk sitting at the

779
00:41:20.920 --> 00:41:22.599
<v Speaker 2>table with us, but I don't know. It could have

780
00:41:22.639 --> 00:41:25.519
<v Speaker 2>could have been Bruce, could have been wrong, But yeah

781
00:41:25.559 --> 00:41:28.079
<v Speaker 2>it was. It was really fucking good. But also I've

782
00:41:28.119 --> 00:41:31.760
<v Speaker 2>been really digging on this go to flavor I have

783
00:41:31.880 --> 00:41:35.000
<v Speaker 2>that's banana cush and uh, this banana coah strain is

784
00:41:35.039 --> 00:41:38.840
<v Speaker 2>really really good. It's a hybrid. It's a indcon dominant hybrid,

785
00:41:38.880 --> 00:41:41.800
<v Speaker 2>so it's more just chill, relax, gets your munchies up.

786
00:41:41.800 --> 00:41:44.280
<v Speaker 2>It'll eventually put you to sleep. I use it for

787
00:41:44.320 --> 00:41:47.400
<v Speaker 2>sleep a lot, and lately I've just been, you know,

788
00:41:47.519 --> 00:41:49.719
<v Speaker 2>crunching for school, so I really haven't had a whole

789
00:41:49.760 --> 00:41:52.039
<v Speaker 2>lot of time to do it a whole lot in

790
00:41:52.079 --> 00:41:54.039
<v Speaker 2>the last month, especially for this class because it's been

791
00:41:54.079 --> 00:41:57.039
<v Speaker 2>so demanding. But definitely it's my favorite thing to hit

792
00:41:57.119 --> 00:41:58.599
<v Speaker 2>right before I go to bed because it'll just put

793
00:41:58.639 --> 00:42:00.960
<v Speaker 2>me to sleep, especially for those night it's where I

794
00:42:01.000 --> 00:42:02.719
<v Speaker 2>feel like it's gonna be a night where I sit

795
00:42:02.760 --> 00:42:04.519
<v Speaker 2>there for an hour and a half just going when

796
00:42:04.559 --> 00:42:06.880
<v Speaker 2>the fuck am I gonna fall asleep? Just hit that,

797
00:42:07.000 --> 00:42:08.440
<v Speaker 2>like just one little puff of that thing and then

798
00:42:08.559 --> 00:42:12.440
<v Speaker 2>just gone right to sleep, right to Dreamland. Banana cush

799
00:42:12.519 --> 00:42:16.519
<v Speaker 2>ladies and gentlemen. That's good ship, that's good shit. I

800
00:42:16.559 --> 00:42:19.079
<v Speaker 2>do have some I gave. I gave Dome one and

801
00:42:19.159 --> 00:42:21.719
<v Speaker 2>he seemed to really approve of it. And I have

802
00:42:22.079 --> 00:42:24.519
<v Speaker 2>one or two pre rolls in my bag that I

803
00:42:24.519 --> 00:42:28.960
<v Speaker 2>haven't gotten too yet, but it's a banana cookies and yeah, Dome,

804
00:42:29.159 --> 00:42:32.320
<v Speaker 2>Dome seem to really enjoy that. I'm a sucker for anything. Cookies.

805
00:42:32.360 --> 00:42:33.719
<v Speaker 2>Cookies are always a great time.

806
00:42:33.960 --> 00:42:37.000
<v Speaker 3>That to me, the go to that the is the

807
00:42:37.000 --> 00:42:38.440
<v Speaker 3>the GMO that you got me back.

808
00:42:38.800 --> 00:42:40.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and that did that.

809
00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:42.639
<v Speaker 3>That's like, that's like one hundred percent every time. Like

810
00:42:42.679 --> 00:42:44.280
<v Speaker 3>I've only had a couple of times where I like

811
00:42:44.400 --> 00:42:47.039
<v Speaker 3>hit the ship out of a pin and it got

812
00:42:47.079 --> 00:42:49.239
<v Speaker 3>a little bit wonky, But most of the time it's

813
00:42:49.280 --> 00:42:51.920
<v Speaker 3>super smooth, super like easy going chill.

814
00:42:52.400 --> 00:42:54.679
<v Speaker 2>So if I had two strains that I had to

815
00:42:54.679 --> 00:42:57.159
<v Speaker 2>recommend a Nubie to do, it would either be GMO

816
00:42:57.559 --> 00:43:01.679
<v Speaker 2>or Blue Dream just because they're very very good strains.

817
00:43:01.719 --> 00:43:03.599
<v Speaker 2>They're not going to like smack you in the face.

818
00:43:04.079 --> 00:43:07.400
<v Speaker 2>It's very easy going. The come down is very light

819
00:43:07.480 --> 00:43:11.159
<v Speaker 2>as well. Yeah, those strains are just fun. But you

820
00:43:11.199 --> 00:43:13.559
<v Speaker 2>know what, I actually it's funny. You and I were

821
00:43:13.599 --> 00:43:15.800
<v Speaker 2>talking about this last time, and it's about Northern Lights,

822
00:43:16.199 --> 00:43:18.000
<v Speaker 2>and you had said the Northern Lights was a little

823
00:43:18.000 --> 00:43:19.800
<v Speaker 2>too strong for you, and I was like, really, like,

824
00:43:19.880 --> 00:43:21.679
<v Speaker 2>nord Lights has always been like a really trusty one

825
00:43:21.679 --> 00:43:24.440
<v Speaker 2>that's like very comparable to banana cush. And so I'd

826
00:43:24.480 --> 00:43:26.960
<v Speaker 2>gotten a Northern Lights strain and after smoking it for

827
00:43:27.000 --> 00:43:30.960
<v Speaker 2>like two weeks, I went, WHOA, what the hell is this?

828
00:43:31.880 --> 00:43:34.360
<v Speaker 2>It was hit me like really hard, and normally it

829
00:43:34.360 --> 00:43:36.480
<v Speaker 2>doesn't hit me that hard. And I think it's because

830
00:43:36.480 --> 00:43:40.360
<v Speaker 2>of there's too much cross pollination going on. They're keeping

831
00:43:40.400 --> 00:43:43.559
<v Speaker 2>too many strains around the same warehouse and they're all

832
00:43:43.559 --> 00:43:46.400
<v Speaker 2>cross pollinating with each other, and it's making these like

833
00:43:46.440 --> 00:43:49.559
<v Speaker 2>crazy hybrids that people may not even understand our hybrids.

834
00:43:50.079 --> 00:43:52.800
<v Speaker 2>And you know, they label it as like Northern Lights,

835
00:43:52.800 --> 00:43:56.679
<v Speaker 2>but it might be part Northern Lights, part fucking diesel,

836
00:43:56.960 --> 00:43:59.519
<v Speaker 2>like some crazy sativa shit. And then all of a sudden,

837
00:43:59.559 --> 00:44:01.400
<v Speaker 2>You're like, am I about to go fucking party? I

838
00:44:01.400 --> 00:44:03.039
<v Speaker 2>thought I was gonna sit in the fucking couch. What

839
00:44:03.119 --> 00:44:07.559
<v Speaker 2>the hell is going on? Ship ruin my fucking night?

840
00:44:09.440 --> 00:44:09.920
<v Speaker 2>It's true.

841
00:44:10.039 --> 00:44:15.000
<v Speaker 3>It's true. Yeah, yeah, that's good Ship. I love it.

842
00:44:17.000 --> 00:44:19.039
<v Speaker 4>Dom.

843
00:44:19.119 --> 00:44:19.920
<v Speaker 3>Would you have for dinner?

844
00:44:19.960 --> 00:44:20.119
<v Speaker 5>Dom?

845
00:44:20.239 --> 00:44:21.079
<v Speaker 3>Do you have anything good?

846
00:44:22.159 --> 00:44:26.639
<v Speaker 4>Uh? I went to the well. I door dashed Sushika,

847
00:44:26.880 --> 00:44:29.400
<v Speaker 4>which was brave in its own right. Yeah, I know,

848
00:44:29.719 --> 00:44:32.360
<v Speaker 4>and on a lot of levels. My door dasher decided

849
00:44:32.400 --> 00:44:35.280
<v Speaker 4>to fucking make two stops before delivering mine.

850
00:44:35.800 --> 00:44:37.119
<v Speaker 3>Hong Dng Yeah.

851
00:44:37.480 --> 00:44:41.159
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Dong Hong Don's fucking name Dong Hong I sent.

852
00:44:41.519 --> 00:44:43.320
<v Speaker 4>I actually didn't send it to AJ, I only sent

853
00:44:43.360 --> 00:44:46.599
<v Speaker 4>it to you. Yeah. My doordasher's name was Dong Hong

854
00:44:48.199 --> 00:44:52.000
<v Speaker 4>d o n g h O n g. Yeah. So

855
00:44:52.400 --> 00:44:55.280
<v Speaker 4>when it got here, I had an aloha role which

856
00:44:55.320 --> 00:44:59.840
<v Speaker 4>was like, uh, spicy tuna, and then uh topped with

857
00:45:01.400 --> 00:45:04.639
<v Speaker 4>the fuck is it yellowtail? On top of that, and

858
00:45:04.679 --> 00:45:06.719
<v Speaker 4>then on top of that was like these diced onions

859
00:45:06.760 --> 00:45:08.880
<v Speaker 4>and that was sketchy. I still fucking ate it. I

860
00:45:09.000 --> 00:45:12.280
<v Speaker 4>ate five of the seven pieces, but this is like

861
00:45:12.320 --> 00:45:15.559
<v Speaker 4>food poison, Yeah, fuck it. And then the other one,

862
00:45:15.559 --> 00:45:18.039
<v Speaker 4>the other one was fucking fire. Though my dumplings were

863
00:45:18.039 --> 00:45:20.360
<v Speaker 4>cold as ship, they were ice cold. Uh. The other

864
00:45:20.360 --> 00:45:25.079
<v Speaker 4>one was the roll. The rice was deep fried and

865
00:45:25.239 --> 00:45:30.199
<v Speaker 4>the seaweed was inside that with spicy crab, and then

866
00:45:30.239 --> 00:45:32.760
<v Speaker 4>on top of that was spicy tuna with this like

867
00:45:32.800 --> 00:45:36.559
<v Speaker 4>weird ponzu sauce and a slice ofjlapeno and cilantro.

868
00:45:37.079 --> 00:45:37.800
<v Speaker 3>That sounds good.

869
00:45:37.880 --> 00:45:41.519
<v Speaker 4>And that was fucking great, even though there again I'm

870
00:45:41.519 --> 00:45:44.000
<v Speaker 4>pretty sure it wasn't the right temperature it was supposed

871
00:45:44.039 --> 00:45:46.960
<v Speaker 4>to be, but it was fucking great. Dude, that was

872
00:45:47.000 --> 00:45:50.280
<v Speaker 4>that one was really good? Yeah, Well, probably in like

873
00:45:50.320 --> 00:45:52.440
<v Speaker 4>an hour because I ate kind of early, so.

874
00:45:53.280 --> 00:45:55.639
<v Speaker 3>We get if we get updates the shitting his brains outs,

875
00:45:55.639 --> 00:45:57.880
<v Speaker 3>and I will let everybody know. I'll send you June

876
00:45:57.920 --> 00:45:59.320
<v Speaker 3>for next week on Dad's on Dick.

877
00:45:59.199 --> 00:46:01.840
<v Speaker 4>Will I'll send a picture of the backfire. Don't worry.

878
00:46:02.159 --> 00:46:05.760
<v Speaker 4>Excellent audio clip of me.

879
00:46:05.840 --> 00:46:11.840
<v Speaker 2>Just riddle be this is it EAKL Jackson Pollock or

880
00:46:11.920 --> 00:46:13.079
<v Speaker 2>is it just a Jackson Pollock.

881
00:46:13.280 --> 00:46:15.800
<v Speaker 4>I do have all three of my riddles excellent.

882
00:46:16.280 --> 00:46:18.320
<v Speaker 3>I brought more than three just for fun, just to see.

883
00:46:18.519 --> 00:46:21.800
<v Speaker 3>Depending on time, Yeah, Stone, give us, give us what

884
00:46:21.840 --> 00:46:22.239
<v Speaker 3>we're doing.

885
00:46:22.679 --> 00:46:25.679
<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah, we're gonna bring in some riddles. Baby, We're

886
00:46:25.679 --> 00:46:28.840
<v Speaker 2>gonna go round Robin. We gotta say a riddle and

887
00:46:28.920 --> 00:46:30.599
<v Speaker 2>we gotta see if we could come up and guess

888
00:46:30.679 --> 00:46:33.639
<v Speaker 2>what it is you know, I'll go first. What's a

889
00:46:33.679 --> 00:46:36.079
<v Speaker 2>four letter word that ends with K and means the

890
00:46:36.119 --> 00:46:37.199
<v Speaker 2>same as intercourse?

891
00:46:42.320 --> 00:46:42.760
<v Speaker 4>Besides?

892
00:46:42.840 --> 00:46:48.199
<v Speaker 3>Fuck, you said it starts with k? No, it ends

893
00:46:48.239 --> 00:46:52.800
<v Speaker 3>with k Oh, it's tom making a kink starts and

894
00:46:53.039 --> 00:46:54.280
<v Speaker 3>ends pink.

895
00:46:56.280 --> 00:46:56.519
<v Speaker 2>Talk.

896
00:46:57.159 --> 00:47:00.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's it's always fun.

897
00:47:02.440 --> 00:47:03.159
<v Speaker 2>No, go ahead.

898
00:47:03.960 --> 00:47:05.840
<v Speaker 4>I think that the number one riddle for all of

899
00:47:05.920 --> 00:47:08.239
<v Speaker 4>us is how each of us ended up having kids? Well,

900
00:47:08.239 --> 00:47:12.920
<v Speaker 4>a kid? But what gets painted on? What gets painted

901
00:47:12.960 --> 00:47:16.119
<v Speaker 4>on but isn't a painting and gets hunted but is

902
00:47:16.159 --> 00:47:20.199
<v Speaker 4>never killed? What gets painted on but isn't a painting

903
00:47:20.599 --> 00:47:22.400
<v Speaker 4>and gets hunted but never killed?

904
00:47:24.000 --> 00:47:24.519
<v Speaker 2>Uh?

905
00:47:26.039 --> 00:47:28.880
<v Speaker 3>Sasquatch? No?

906
00:47:29.880 --> 00:47:31.320
<v Speaker 4>Who the fox's paint? And sasquatch?

907
00:47:32.400 --> 00:47:35.039
<v Speaker 3>I'll show you sasquatch toes hit this pen and I'll

908
00:47:35.039 --> 00:47:41.679
<v Speaker 3>show you it's a female.

909
00:47:40.280 --> 00:47:40.960
<v Speaker 4>S Easter egg.

910
00:47:41.679 --> 00:47:42.239
<v Speaker 3>Easter egg.

911
00:47:42.320 --> 00:47:44.320
<v Speaker 2>Aw, that's adorable.

912
00:47:44.519 --> 00:47:45.039
<v Speaker 3>That's cute.

913
00:47:45.400 --> 00:47:46.360
<v Speaker 4>Welcome, it's cute.

914
00:47:46.599 --> 00:47:48.559
<v Speaker 3>Could you guys imagine that you were in the middle

915
00:47:48.599 --> 00:47:50.920
<v Speaker 3>of an ocean surrounded by sharks? How would you get

916
00:47:50.920 --> 00:47:52.079
<v Speaker 3>them to not attack you?

917
00:47:53.920 --> 00:47:55.760
<v Speaker 4>I would not imagine being in the ocean.

918
00:47:56.199 --> 00:47:58.079
<v Speaker 2>I could throw first.

919
00:48:00.159 --> 00:48:03.559
<v Speaker 3>Dome is actually correct? You just stop imagining, Just not imagine.

920
00:48:04.159 --> 00:48:09.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's correct. It's correct, Like I come in a

921
00:48:09.960 --> 00:48:13.159
<v Speaker 2>lot of different sizes. Sometimes I drip a little, and

922
00:48:13.239 --> 00:48:16.840
<v Speaker 2>if you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?

923
00:48:18.679 --> 00:48:22.000
<v Speaker 4>Uh air my breath?

924
00:48:23.000 --> 00:48:26.960
<v Speaker 2>Pussy runs through it?

925
00:48:27.039 --> 00:48:31.519
<v Speaker 4>A balloon, a straw? I mean? Guesses?

926
00:48:31.519 --> 00:48:31.960
<v Speaker 3>Do we get?

927
00:48:32.119 --> 00:48:34.519
<v Speaker 4>I don't know? For I just keep going until he

928
00:48:34.599 --> 00:48:35.000
<v Speaker 4>stopped me.

929
00:48:35.480 --> 00:48:37.800
<v Speaker 2>Did you guess know? Uh?

930
00:48:37.880 --> 00:48:38.119
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

931
00:48:38.280 --> 00:48:41.800
<v Speaker 3>I lost track halfway through, so I said a crig curic.

932
00:48:42.000 --> 00:48:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Nice, it's a nose.

933
00:48:44.280 --> 00:48:45.599
<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, well like that?

934
00:48:46.079 --> 00:48:51.960
<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, okay, all right, all right my turn right? Uh?

935
00:48:52.360 --> 00:48:55.639
<v Speaker 4>One breaks and does not fall. The other falls and

936
00:48:55.679 --> 00:49:00.880
<v Speaker 4>does not break. It's a two answer too to break dance?

937
00:49:01.280 --> 00:49:03.239
<v Speaker 3>No, it's a dance break can you can?

938
00:49:03.239 --> 00:49:04.000
<v Speaker 2>You say what O're time for?

939
00:49:04.599 --> 00:49:08.519
<v Speaker 4>One breaks and does not fall, the other falls and

940
00:49:08.599 --> 00:49:09.320
<v Speaker 4>does not break.

941
00:49:10.599 --> 00:49:15.079
<v Speaker 2>Sunrise and sunset close enough night and day day?

942
00:49:16.239 --> 00:49:16.679
<v Speaker 4>All right?

943
00:49:17.400 --> 00:49:19.599
<v Speaker 3>I have a piggy bank gets six inches wide and

944
00:49:19.639 --> 00:49:21.840
<v Speaker 3>ten inches tall. How many coins can I fit in

945
00:49:21.880 --> 00:49:26.239
<v Speaker 3>before it's not empty? Yep, I fit a lot of those.

946
00:49:28.000 --> 00:49:31.320
<v Speaker 2>One uh one hundred.

947
00:49:32.719 --> 00:49:35.559
<v Speaker 3>Dome is correct again, one coin before it's not empty.

948
00:49:39.119 --> 00:49:40.920
<v Speaker 3>The numbers that throw you off, like who gives a

949
00:49:40.920 --> 00:49:41.519
<v Speaker 3>sh about the.

950
00:49:41.440 --> 00:49:44.159
<v Speaker 4>Size of the I got it because it was money.

951
00:49:44.440 --> 00:49:47.079
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know you sniffed that one out before I

952
00:49:47.119 --> 00:49:47.480
<v Speaker 3>read it.

953
00:49:49.079 --> 00:49:51.079
<v Speaker 4>Two of my favorite things. You were talking about money

954
00:49:51.079 --> 00:49:51.599
<v Speaker 4>and pigs.

955
00:49:53.880 --> 00:50:01.280
<v Speaker 2>We're just missing sex with a trifector. No, that's given,

956
00:50:03.000 --> 00:50:06.119
<v Speaker 2>all right, All day long, it's in and out, in

957
00:50:06.400 --> 00:50:12.280
<v Speaker 2>and out. I discharged loads from my shaft. I know

958
00:50:12.320 --> 00:50:16.320
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't say that, lab. I discharge loads from my shaft.

959
00:50:16.679 --> 00:50:20.400
<v Speaker 2>Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

960
00:50:21.760 --> 00:50:22.239
<v Speaker 3>Elevator?

961
00:50:23.119 --> 00:50:26.039
<v Speaker 2>M there you go, ding ding ding.

962
00:50:26.639 --> 00:50:33.960
<v Speaker 4>Let's go say a plunger off. It's legit that Actually

963
00:50:37.400 --> 00:50:38.920
<v Speaker 4>I was fucking way off.

964
00:50:39.880 --> 00:50:43.840
<v Speaker 2>Optional answer. That's a shitty plumbing system. If all day

965
00:50:43.880 --> 00:50:45.599
<v Speaker 2>long it's getting clogged.

966
00:50:46.880 --> 00:50:48.840
<v Speaker 4>I'm not gonna lie do. I was confident in my

967
00:50:48.920 --> 00:50:50.719
<v Speaker 4>answer too.

968
00:50:51.239 --> 00:50:51.880
<v Speaker 3>It makes sense.

969
00:50:53.639 --> 00:50:57.199
<v Speaker 4>All right. Ready, what does a pirate say on his

970
00:50:57.320 --> 00:50:58.239
<v Speaker 4>eightieth birthday?

971
00:51:03.920 --> 00:51:17.000
<v Speaker 5>I mate, yeah, yeah, we pull up the roller decks.

972
00:51:17.039 --> 00:51:18.039
<v Speaker 2>I think it was an episode for.

973
00:51:22.360 --> 00:51:26.960
<v Speaker 3>What is uh? What is special about the words job, polish,

974
00:51:27.039 --> 00:51:27.480
<v Speaker 3>and herb.

975
00:51:29.639 --> 00:51:31.320
<v Speaker 2>They were all in the concentration camp.

976
00:51:31.719 --> 00:51:36.519
<v Speaker 3>Okay, don't none of them work. They're all pronounced differently

977
00:51:36.559 --> 00:51:38.119
<v Speaker 3>when you capitalize the first letter.

978
00:51:38.719 --> 00:51:47.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh oh wait yeah yeah polish and polish Yeah.

979
00:51:48.400 --> 00:51:49.920
<v Speaker 4>I don't remember the other two words, but.

980
00:51:51.800 --> 00:51:56.159
<v Speaker 3>You had me a polish You had that was three

981
00:51:56.159 --> 00:51:57.760
<v Speaker 3>for every Does anybody do you guys have more? I

982
00:51:57.800 --> 00:52:02.199
<v Speaker 3>have more? I don't go ahead up, I can come

983
00:52:02.280 --> 00:52:03.159
<v Speaker 3>up with some on the fly.

984
00:52:03.599 --> 00:52:07.599
<v Speaker 2>I got I got two more here? All right? So

985
00:52:07.960 --> 00:52:12.599
<v Speaker 2>I'm spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off.

986
00:52:13.159 --> 00:52:15.039
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes people lick my nuts.

987
00:52:15.519 --> 00:52:19.880
<v Speaker 4>What am I say that? One more time?

988
00:52:21.920 --> 00:52:26.079
<v Speaker 2>I'm spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off.

989
00:52:26.519 --> 00:52:28.679
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes people lick my nuts.

990
00:52:29.079 --> 00:52:35.159
<v Speaker 3>What am I peanut butter? Yes, sir, yeah, yeah, job,

991
00:52:35.320 --> 00:52:36.320
<v Speaker 3>got what you're putting down?

992
00:52:36.800 --> 00:52:37.119
<v Speaker 1>Uh?

993
00:52:37.239 --> 00:52:39.760
<v Speaker 3>Turn me on my side and I never end. Cut

994
00:52:39.760 --> 00:52:41.800
<v Speaker 3>me in half and I am nothing? What am I.

995
00:52:44.320 --> 00:52:44.840
<v Speaker 2>Sandwich?

996
00:52:45.679 --> 00:52:46.400
<v Speaker 4>Wait? Say that again?

997
00:52:46.480 --> 00:52:46.679
<v Speaker 2>Sorry?

998
00:52:46.679 --> 00:52:47.119
<v Speaker 4>I was reading.

999
00:52:47.239 --> 00:52:50.000
<v Speaker 3>Turn me on my side and I never end. Cut

1000
00:52:50.039 --> 00:52:52.920
<v Speaker 3>me in half and I am nothing. What am I.

1001
00:52:55.119 --> 00:52:55.400
<v Speaker 4>Time?

1002
00:52:58.719 --> 00:52:59.360
<v Speaker 3>The number eight?

1003
00:52:59.599 --> 00:53:02.360
<v Speaker 4>Oh? Then break? I was actually go the say infinity

1004
00:53:02.440 --> 00:53:02.800
<v Speaker 4>my brain.

1005
00:53:03.280 --> 00:53:04.360
<v Speaker 3>That's where you're at.

1006
00:53:04.440 --> 00:53:05.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's where you're at.

1007
00:53:05.440 --> 00:53:06.159
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

1008
00:53:06.360 --> 00:53:12.360
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, uh, all right, here we go. What. What is

1009
00:53:12.400 --> 00:53:20.000
<v Speaker 4>a mummy's favorite holiday Christmas because of all the rappings?

1010
00:53:22.039 --> 00:53:23.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

1011
00:53:23.199 --> 00:53:23.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

1012
00:53:24.800 --> 00:53:25.159
<v Speaker 3>Nice?

1013
00:53:26.760 --> 00:53:30.239
<v Speaker 2>Uh? What words starts with P and ends with O

1014
00:53:30.599 --> 00:53:33.800
<v Speaker 2>R N, but as also a major player in the

1015
00:53:33.840 --> 00:53:38.559
<v Speaker 2>film industry.

1016
00:53:41.199 --> 00:53:42.320
<v Speaker 3>Well, it's not porn.

1017
00:53:43.519 --> 00:53:44.840
<v Speaker 2>How do you know popcorn?

1018
00:53:46.320 --> 00:53:46.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

1019
00:53:48.119 --> 00:53:49.719
<v Speaker 2>You go, took me?

1020
00:53:49.800 --> 00:53:57.960
<v Speaker 4>Well, spell that porn. That's funny.

1021
00:53:59.679 --> 00:54:03.079
<v Speaker 3>What which tire doesn't move when a car turns to

1022
00:54:03.119 --> 00:54:03.440
<v Speaker 3>the right?

1023
00:54:06.920 --> 00:54:08.119
<v Speaker 4>Which tire?

1024
00:54:08.239 --> 00:54:10.559
<v Speaker 3>Which tire doesn't move when the car turns to the right.

1025
00:54:10.840 --> 00:54:12.719
<v Speaker 4>I mean technically they spare tire.

1026
00:54:12.840 --> 00:54:14.239
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, the spare tire.

1027
00:54:14.599 --> 00:54:16.599
<v Speaker 4>But even the spare tire is moving because it's in

1028
00:54:16.639 --> 00:54:17.000
<v Speaker 4>the car.

1029
00:54:17.440 --> 00:54:18.039
<v Speaker 3>It shouldn't be.

1030
00:54:18.159 --> 00:54:20.960
<v Speaker 4>It doesn't rotate, but it moves.

1031
00:54:21.519 --> 00:54:24.920
<v Speaker 2>Technically we are hurling through space, but we just don't

1032
00:54:24.920 --> 00:54:25.480
<v Speaker 2>feel it.

1033
00:54:25.480 --> 00:54:30.039
<v Speaker 3>It's all relative. That's true. That's true.

1034
00:54:31.400 --> 00:54:34.360
<v Speaker 4>What's covered in needles but can't sew.

1035
00:54:36.519 --> 00:54:37.079
<v Speaker 2>Cactus?

1036
00:54:37.880 --> 00:54:40.440
<v Speaker 3>Mm hmm, there you go, cack tie.

1037
00:54:40.639 --> 00:54:41.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

1038
00:54:41.400 --> 00:54:43.719
<v Speaker 3>What's often answered but never asks any questions?

1039
00:54:44.039 --> 00:54:44.119
<v Speaker 1>Me?

1040
00:54:48.639 --> 00:54:50.880
<v Speaker 4>What's often answered but.

1041
00:54:50.960 --> 00:54:52.400
<v Speaker 3>Never asks any questions?

1042
00:54:52.559 --> 00:54:53.639
<v Speaker 4>It's a good one. I don't know.

1043
00:54:55.960 --> 00:54:56.840
<v Speaker 2>I asked Jeeves.

1044
00:54:57.119 --> 00:54:58.280
<v Speaker 3>It's a doorbell.

1045
00:55:00.519 --> 00:55:03.559
<v Speaker 4>Ding down. It's a good one. That's a good one.

1046
00:55:03.800 --> 00:55:04.599
<v Speaker 4>That's a good one.

1047
00:55:05.519 --> 00:55:06.480
<v Speaker 3>All right, I think I'm out.

1048
00:55:07.679 --> 00:55:11.800
<v Speaker 4>What's coming up on? It is? It isn't my rundown

1049
00:55:11.840 --> 00:55:12.679
<v Speaker 4>next week? Yes?

1050
00:55:12.719 --> 00:55:13.519
<v Speaker 3>It is?

1051
00:55:13.599 --> 00:55:15.320
<v Speaker 4>What's coming up on next week's episode?

1052
00:55:17.840 --> 00:55:20.360
<v Speaker 3>A lot of shit talk or this.

1053
00:55:26.280 --> 00:55:31.480
<v Speaker 4>Jo Dad Jeopardy will be on next week's episode.

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<v Speaker 3>I got one more before we close this out, and

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<v Speaker 3>this one's free. You don't. A man was taking a

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<v Speaker 3>walk outside when it started to rain. The man didn't

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<v Speaker 3>have an umbrella, nor was he wearing a hat. His

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<v Speaker 3>clothes are soaked, and yet not a single hair on

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<v Speaker 3>his head got wet. How is that possible?

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<v Speaker 2>He went down?

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<v Speaker 3>He was bald, That's correct, he was both.

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<v Speaker 4>I was gonna say he was walking upside down, but

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<v Speaker 4>that didn't make sense.

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<v Speaker 3>When you say that, which is not the same thing,

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<v Speaker 3>it reminds me of Freddy got fingered backwards man, the

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<v Speaker 3>backwards man.

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<v Speaker 4>I can walk back with fast as you can anyway. Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Dad's on dick WEBSOE one sixty five. Stay tuned for

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<v Speaker 3>next week. Peace out later.

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<v Speaker 4>I got some really good cold brew earlier today. I

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<v Speaker 4>like cold brew. But I kind of realized in that

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<v Speaker 4>moment that I like my women the same way I

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<v Speaker 4>like my coffee. Strong black and illegally traded.

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<v Speaker 2>Reminds me, you know, you a cold jew. I like

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<v Speaker 2>my like my woman like I like my car is

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<v Speaker 2>just new all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>I like my women like I like my cars in

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<v Speaker 3>a fucking river. Drowning shadow of Casey Anthony sh