Speaker 1: Welcome to Dad's on Day Clok. Parental discussion is advised
Speaker 1: mature content beyond this point.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, what do you call a game of poker
Speaker 2: where the wedding pot has rabbis and cannabis?
Speaker 3: Game of bones?
Speaker 2: Close? High stakes gambling?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh, you know, I.
Speaker 3: Think I think I said that one back on episode.
Speaker 2: Thirty three, probably probably you know what one I don't
Speaker 2: think we have on there, though, is what do we
Speaker 2: want race card noises? When do we want them?
Speaker 4: Nearrow?
Speaker 3: Well, Dad's on Dakel episode one sixty five. I'm known, I.
Speaker 4: Don't want to be associated with the podcast anymore.
Speaker 3: That's all right, you'll probably want to leave in a
Speaker 3: little bit anyway, it'll like take you under.
Speaker 4: In sixty five episodes.
Speaker 3: I'm I love it. So it's uh, it's Monday evening.
Speaker 3: How was How was your Weekdom?
Speaker 4: It was good. Still here in California, still drilling a
Speaker 4: fucking hole to the center of the earth, but everything's
Speaker 4: going fine so far, so good. I got to go
Speaker 4: home this weekend, which is really cool, hung out with
Speaker 4: the kids, partied a little bit, and BI partied. I
Speaker 4: mean I got to go to bed that like eight
Speaker 4: nice a couple of days in a row, which is
Speaker 4: pretty cool. You know, you know, you know, we were
Speaker 4: we were in hangout mode, like true chow hangout mode.
Speaker 4: It's like me and Grayson played Pokemon on the switch
Speaker 4: on and off all weekend. Me and Cali hung out
Speaker 4: doing a few things.
Speaker 3: Did you catch them all?
Speaker 4: I did not catch them all. It's hard to catch
Speaker 4: them all. There's a lot of Pokemon, dude, there's a
Speaker 4: lot of poke, loser would say. And so I got
Speaker 4: to build a cave with Lily. She has a project
Speaker 4: that she has to do a diagram for where the
Speaker 4: red fern grows, green fern, blue fern, whatever, one fern,
Speaker 4: two fern. Yep, yep, that look was.
Speaker 3: I would assume playing like the red fern grows, there'd
Speaker 3: be something more you do with the producer.
Speaker 4: That's here too. It is, it is. It is dragon week.
Speaker 3: No so tracking these nuts across your face?
Speaker 5: We are we.
Speaker 4: Are, we are high emotion. So I'll never do that again.
Speaker 4: It shouldn't find it funny, shouldn't find it funny at all.
Speaker 4: So what about you? How was your week?
Speaker 2: Me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was it was okay, nothing too crazy.
Speaker 4: Oh we did get to golf.
Speaker 3: I was gonna get to that since you didn't fairly
Speaker 3: generic around here, the normal.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: I have a sassy four year old that cracks me
Speaker 3: up left and right. My one year old, though, is
Speaker 3: full of fucking personality, and she's just silly, like she's
Speaker 3: just like super coming into her own personality, really funny.
Speaker 3: I have a teenager that bores himself into his own room,
Speaker 3: which is normal for the age, you know. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: we we golfed on Saturday. That was fun. We're just
Speaker 3: weather for the majority of it. I was I was
Speaker 3: throwing out darts and piss missiles most of the day.
Speaker 4: I don't know what got her iron.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what got into me, but it
Speaker 3: was like, I'm gonna be disappointed the next time, Michael.
Speaker 3: Yeah's leave it at that. Yeah, so Stone, what about you, buddy?
Speaker 2: Well, after we recorded that following day, I took every
Speaker 2: over to a doctor's appointment and didn't really think anything
Speaker 2: of it. I was like, yeah, let me get the
Speaker 2: doctor's nose. I can give this kid to school. And
Speaker 2: she's still coughing pretty hard, and I was like, all right,
Speaker 2: you know, they'll just tell us a normal jazz. As
Speaker 2: soon as the doctor walking in and he went that's
Speaker 2: walking pneumonia. And I was like what and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's walking pneumonia. I was like, oh, I thought that
Speaker 2: was like starting barchitis or something like we dealt with
Speaker 2: that before. And he was like, oh, no, hear that bark.
Speaker 2: That's a very distinct bark. Let me just listen to
Speaker 2: her back real quick. And he takes the scope and listens
Speaker 2: to the back and he goes, oh, yeah, there's all
Speaker 2: that cracking in there. I was like, fuck, all right, well, yeah, kid,
Speaker 2: we're definitely not gonna be going to school. And everyone's
Speaker 2: bummed out because she really wanted to go see her friends.
Speaker 2: And I I was like, do you think it'd be
Speaker 2: like good to keep her up with the full week?
Speaker 2: And he was like, definitely, it'd be very beneficial for her,
Speaker 2: and I was like okay. So like it was bummed,
Speaker 2: but she got to stay home for the whole week
Speaker 2: and just kind of hung out and then pretty much
Speaker 2: just got a whole bunch school done, got the kid rested,
Speaker 2: and she went back to school today, which is really good.
Speaker 2: She was feeling really good going to school and she
Speaker 2: had a great day. She kind of wore herself out
Speaker 2: pretty good, so she went to bed a little bit earlier.
Speaker 2: The last thing I got to mention is when I
Speaker 2: was at NAM, which is the North American Music Merchant Festival.
Speaker 2: I got to test out a whole lot of gear.
Speaker 2: And one of the pieces of gear I didn't get
Speaker 2: to test out, but I got to hold and kind
Speaker 2: of mock test out, if that makes sense, was a
Speaker 2: Legator guitar. And these guitars had kind of been taken
Speaker 2: the guitar market by a storm for the last like
Speaker 2: fifteen years, and so I've been really interested. And lately
Speaker 2: they've been downsizing or they've been decreasing their prices, and
Speaker 2: so they've been coming more affordable instead of very expensive guitars.
Speaker 2: So I was like, you know what, fuck it, I
Speaker 2: need to get rid of one of my old guitars
Speaker 2: that I have because it's just not fun to play
Speaker 2: anymore and I want to invest in something else. This guitar,
Speaker 2: they said it's going to be on hold until like
Speaker 2: March six because they didn't have any supply, and I
Speaker 2: was like, no worries. All wait, well, they texted me
Speaker 2: today and they were like, hey, it's in stock, Like
Speaker 2: come get it and I was like, fuck yes, So
Speaker 2: I ran there on my lunch, I grabbed it. I
Speaker 2: came home and I opened it and I realized that
Speaker 2: they gave me the next model up for the next
Speaker 2: model down price. So I bought a guitar for eight
Speaker 2: hundred and twenty dollars that cost ten forty after tax.
Speaker 2: So fuck yeah. It was fully upgraded too, And I
Speaker 2: was like, oh shit, and I've been having fun all
Speaker 2: day with it. And that's that's been my week. Boys,
Speaker 2: it's been a good it's been a it's been a
Speaker 2: harrowing week, but it's been a good week too. It's good.
Speaker 3: It's turned in the right direction.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know, one could say it's you know,
Speaker 2: it's just because that roasted maple neck. Goddamn, it's beautiful.
Speaker 2: Noone else is beautiful. Getting into this fucking roast, Jordan.
Speaker 3: What a dais? We didn't get to this last week.
Speaker 3: We had a fun filled, jam packed episode last week,
Speaker 3: and so I didn't think we had the time to
Speaker 3: it through these roasts. Some of us plan these roasts
Speaker 3: so that they're not just a forty second highlight clip,
Speaker 3: but some of us don't. And so we're here to
Speaker 3: roast and that's what we're gonna do, So no hard
Speaker 3: feelings if you are part of this roast. The general
Speaker 3: rules that we're going to play in this roast is
Speaker 3: we will roast each other. U and then myself and
Speaker 3: Stone have actually remembered to bring a roast for a
Speaker 3: guest of our choosing. We don't know who it is.
Speaker 3: I know who mine is. Stone doesn't know who his is,
Speaker 3: or he knows who his is.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: Dome has no clue what we're talking about.
Speaker 4: I remembered it, I just didn't do it. I didn't
Speaker 4: care old fashion, I didn't care about any of you
Speaker 4: fucking assholes out there enough to roast you.
Speaker 3: Just put it that way, all right. Well, with that,
Speaker 3: I'd like to thank the B Word Media Group for
Speaker 3: sponsoring this roast. Speaking of B word ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 3: let's all take a moment of silence for B words
Speaker 3: podcasting career. Not that anyone noticed that it died. Dude
Speaker 3: gave up faster than the Cowboys when they make it
Speaker 3: to the playoffs. How does it feel knowing your commitment
Speaker 3: level makes Tony Romo's clutch ability look impressive? Oh I
Speaker 3: bet his ears are ringing? Not because I've said his name,
Speaker 3: but because I've said the word roast, that's that's the
Speaker 3: word for you. But speaking of roast and cooked, this one, uh,
Speaker 3: this one, this one's gonna be a slow burn, just
Speaker 3: like his brain cells. Stone Buddy, let's talk about AJ,
Speaker 3: my best friend, my cousin, the stoned single dad, musician, podcaster,
Speaker 3: full time weed connoisseur. At this point, you're not even
Speaker 3: a stoner, your science experiment, and NASA could study your
Speaker 3: bloodstream and still not figure out how the fuck you
Speaker 3: function on a daily basis. This dude loves music, he
Speaker 3: plays guitar, and yet somehow he still hasn't made a hit.
Speaker 3: There are literally down syndrome people on Instagram who strum
Speaker 3: a guitar that have hits, and Stoned does not have
Speaker 3: one of those yet. And our podcasts, let's be real,
Speaker 3: it's just an excuse for you to ramble while being
Speaker 3: high as a fucking kite. Every episode you probably sound like, well,
Speaker 3: we know what you sound like. But the people that
Speaker 3: might be new to this, bro, what if it was
Speaker 3: you know, time is just a social construct. Meanwhile, our
Speaker 3: listeners are hitting the unsubscribed button faster than AJ hits
Speaker 3: his next fucking bong rip. We just lost another one.
Speaker 3: Now we're down to six. This man loves weed too much.
Speaker 3: You ever met someone whose entire personality is just THHC.
Speaker 3: That's aj You've smoked so much that if we cut
Speaker 3: you open and drained your blood, your blood type would
Speaker 3: be hybrid positive at this point. But hey, at least
Speaker 3: you're a dedicated single dad at kids growing up to
Speaker 3: bedtime stories to start with. So there I was at
Speaker 3: Taco bell at two am, next to a motel six
Speaker 3: and fucking riverside. Keep doing your things, buddy, Santa Anna whatever,
Speaker 3: fucking dump hell hole, whatever, But keep doing your thing, buddy.
Speaker 3: I don't know, just maybe try and stay sober once
Speaker 3: in a while. But Stone, let's turn over you, buddy.
Speaker 3: What do you got?
Speaker 2: Hell Yeah, Ladies and germs, this is the Stone. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna keep this roa short because if anyone's roast is
Speaker 2: better than Jordan's, he just winds and says it's too long.
Speaker 2: His girlfriends can also test to the same thing, but
Speaker 2: in a different sense. Hashtag small Pecker club. Dome has
Speaker 2: a hard time with words. Dome has a hard time
Speaker 2: closing windows with his browser. Dome has a hard time
Speaker 2: with his kids destroying each other on a daily basis,
Speaker 2: as good brothers and sisters should. But Dome does not
Speaker 2: have a hard time, laying pipe into Nazi Tranni's before
Speaker 2: he guns them down while shouting for the Yamakas. Before
Speaker 2: they reach climax, he calls his die hard with a
Speaker 2: vengeance as he puts on a yamaga for the homies.
Speaker 2: Speaking of putting on a yamaga for the homies, especially
Speaker 2: with those with a big ass nose for cocaine, this
Speaker 2: brings us to my guests of the evening, Sean Penn.
Speaker 2: Sean considers himself a human activist, but neglects his inhumane acts,
Speaker 2: such as being friends with a cartel king who traffics,
Speaker 2: murders and distributes drugs. What an asshole. He also commits
Speaker 2: horrible acts like causing films to bomb worse than George
Speaker 2: Bush Bomb's a world trade center. Hashtag pour one out
Speaker 2: for them, homies. It is for these reasons we affirm
Speaker 2: that the Dad's Indiquo podcast is made of three zelots
Speaker 2: who lead the charge to forget Sean Penn once and
Speaker 2: for all.
Speaker 3: Thank you, h that was beautiful, beautiful roast You're gonna
Speaker 3: have to explain and spell what that last word was,
Speaker 3: because Dome and I are both now confused. H started
Speaker 3: with a Z and something zellance whatever. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I yeah, it's normal. I'm just surprised you're not eating Dome.
Speaker 3: But let's get let's get to you here in just
Speaker 3: a second, Dome, I got I got one special for you,
Speaker 3: A Josh Josh Joshi the Dome. This man's forehead has
Speaker 3: more square footage than his fucking personality. First off, the
Speaker 3: nickname Dome isn't just a clever joke or a nickname.
Speaker 3: It's a flashing neon warning sign. Your head is so
Speaker 3: shiny that planes probably use it to navigate at night.
Speaker 3: If mister clean Vin, Diesel and Sloth had a three
Speaker 3: way love child, that'd be you the fucking Dome, except
Speaker 3: way less successful and significantly more disappointing. And here you are,
Speaker 3: as always repping New York like it's you know, you
Speaker 3: personally built the Empire State Building Italian Jewish twenty three
Speaker 3: and me said, what, you change your heritage more than
Speaker 3: the Jets change quarterbacks. And speaking of the Jets, why
Speaker 3: do you even bother? You've been loyal to a losing
Speaker 3: franchise your whole life, and somehow that still isn't the
Speaker 3: most toxic, toxic relationship that you're in, because let's get real,
Speaker 3: the producer is just your fourth child at this point.
Speaker 3: You're out here with three actual kids. And then there's
Speaker 3: her throwing tantrums and avoiding chores like she's trying to
Speaker 3: set the world record for being useless. You argue with
Speaker 3: her so much you might as well start a second
Speaker 3: podcast called Dome and Disaster. You've built your whole life
Speaker 3: around disappointment, from your sports teams to your arguments to
Speaker 3: your golf swing. At this point, I respect the consistency.
Speaker 3: Keep doing you, dumb, Just don't forget to apply it
Speaker 3: sunscreen to that IMAX size forehead. I love you, buddy.
Speaker 2: Quick question, did you say imax or IMAX both?
Speaker 3: I'm I'm speaking of dumb, so he understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: What do you got more?
Speaker 3: It's done?
Speaker 4: My bad. I had a hard time with this, like
Speaker 4: I don't. I don't do roasts right, Like I I
Speaker 4: sat there, I thought about it all week, and I
Speaker 4: was trying really hard to come up with with a roast.
Speaker 4: But the more I thought about it, the more I realized, like,
Speaker 4: I really couldn't fit any jokes in here with both
Speaker 4: of your fucking egos fill in the room. So I
Speaker 4: just kind of I don't know, man, I might have
Speaker 4: fumbled a little bit, you know, but I'm basically just
Speaker 4: gonna concede this to you guys that you guys are
Speaker 4: the winners, and you guys are better at just being
Speaker 4: shittier people than I am. You know, So congratulations, right,
Speaker 4: sprinkles are for fucking assholes? Uh?
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: I did have a couple jokes that, like I was
Speaker 4: gonna try and throw in there, like what sex position
Speaker 4: makes the ugliest kids? But I couldn't really get a
Speaker 4: hold of your moms to find out like what that was,
Speaker 4: so I didn't do that. She's easy to dial, well,
Speaker 4: she's easy to rail, She's not easy to fuck.
Speaker 2: Now the three Helmies there was like I have another joke.
Speaker 4: It was like, how do you know someone has a
Speaker 4: small dick? They give themselves nickname and then like podcasts,
Speaker 4: jump from one to another until they figure out that
Speaker 4: eventually nobody loves them. They just deal with them. But
Speaker 4: I don't know, maybe next time I'll do better.
Speaker 3: It's so good.
Speaker 4: I lost it. It's fine. I love it.
Speaker 3: No, it's so cool it in now now mind you, Dome,
Speaker 3: I love it. I love your enthusiasm, your attempt, your
Speaker 3: last minute writing skills. They're always impeccable. I'm sure tomorrow
Speaker 3: you'll have a two page paper to roast both Stone
Speaker 3: and I on what could have been. And I know
Speaker 3: I roast a B word a little bit at the beginning,
Speaker 3: but he was not my guest. I do have a
Speaker 3: guest that could only end this roast in one fashionable way,
Speaker 3: and I dare not do this, but I'm going to
Speaker 3: anyway to somebody that the three of us love with
Speaker 3: all our heart, with all our passion, but nobody is
Speaker 3: safe when it comes to the roast game. And so
Speaker 3: dials up to eleven for the King. Sound the fucking trumpets,
Speaker 3: Chris the King Labar, King of what exactly the Midwest
Speaker 3: most dedicated deadbeat groupie out here, treating metal bands and
Speaker 3: podcasts like their actual family. Meanwhile, your pets are out
Speaker 3: there filing for emancipation. How do you lose a fucking
Speaker 3: whole ash tarantula That's not a pet, that's a fucking
Speaker 3: horror movie plot. Your house is basically an escape room
Speaker 3: for animals, except they all actually escape. Let's talk about
Speaker 3: that Harley you ride. You ride it like you're some
Speaker 3: kind of outlaw, but the only thing that you're running
Speaker 3: from is responsibility. Looking like sons of anarchy rejected your
Speaker 3: application because even they thought you were trying too hard.
Speaker 3: You're out here reviving, revving that engine like it's compensating
Speaker 3: for something it ain't working. Those ear gauges too, Buddy,
Speaker 3: I've seen smaller Hulu hoops. You could probably smuggle beer
Speaker 3: cans through those things. And the beard. You got that
Speaker 3: homeless Viking aesthetic down pat, just missing a longboat and
Speaker 3: an actual job. You spend all your time following bands
Speaker 3: around like some kind of metal head pilgrim. But you're
Speaker 3: not backstage, bro, You're just another dude in the crowd,
Speaker 3: screaming lyrics at a band that doesn't even know you exist. Buddy,
Speaker 3: single dad, life must be real wild when the only
Speaker 3: thing you're committed to is concert tickets. You're out here
Speaker 3: blowing money on festival passes while your kid is at
Speaker 3: home wondering why dinner is just hot pockets and a disappointment. Again,
Speaker 3: what's next gonna lose her two in the house, where's
Speaker 3: my daughter? Probably hiding with the tarantra, praying for a
Speaker 3: better life. So, in summary, metal head groupie with an
Speaker 3: outlaw complex, a house of missing animals, beard oil stains
Speaker 3: on all your band t shirts and ear holes big
Speaker 3: enough to let small birds through them. But hey, at
Speaker 3: least you got that, Harley buddy. Maybe one day, if
Speaker 3: you read it loud enough, all those band bad decisions
Speaker 3: will just magically disappear. Sound the fucking trumpets. I love you, Chris,
Speaker 3: How hard is.
Speaker 4: Fuck me? Dude?
Speaker 2: Scrolling rolling?
Speaker 3: I'm scrolling, man, God damn.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I loved it. I love the the roast idea.
Speaker 3: That's something that we did. We did elsewhere the Stone
Speaker 3: and I and I thought it would be a good
Speaker 3: good time to bring it in and dome Dom reeled
Speaker 3: in the joke at the end to lure everybody, and
Speaker 3: you know, smash the window on my head, which I love.
Speaker 3: It's not a big window. Doesn't have to be like
Speaker 3: this before on here. I'm not I'm not sure we did.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, we did. I don't yeah, because the first
Speaker 2: one I did was we roast I roasted Island boys.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Well, Okay, so we roasted. Yeah, we never
Speaker 4: roasted each other. Yes, we did a roast of celebrities.
Speaker 4: We did a roast of celebrities. It was part of uh,
Speaker 4: I want to say Channelity News. I don't know about that,
Speaker 4: but yeah, it was one of his segments for Channelity News.
Speaker 4: That's that's what you're thinking of.
Speaker 3: Okaya, listen, I'm okay.
Speaker 2: Let me go ahead and just line up fifty hours.
Speaker 3: Speak at another download for this.
Speaker 4: It ain't come out.
Speaker 3: Help, Well, it was fun. Thanks for let's pushing that,
Speaker 3: pushing that roast to this episode. I had a blast.
Speaker 3: I had had a lot of shit written down for
Speaker 3: the roast, and I kept since we kept pushing it,
Speaker 3: I kept rewriting and moving ship and so god dang, yeah,
Speaker 3: excuse me. So anyway, Stone take it on back, baby.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, you know. Next topic we got is, you know,
Speaker 2: professional opinion. I want you guys to bring something that
Speaker 2: you've seen in the in your your work experience, your
Speaker 2: current profession or other professions, didn't matter, that you think
Speaker 2: should be common anomplished. But maybe it's not. Maybe it's
Speaker 2: something people overlook all the time. Maybe it's something that
Speaker 2: people just don't think of it all. Maybe it's something
Speaker 2: that's not taught in school that really should be taught
Speaker 2: in school that people get caught blinded in when when
Speaker 2: the moment comes and it happens. So I want you
Speaker 2: guys to bring something on the table. Could be one topic,
Speaker 2: could be multiple timeics like I just kind of bring
Speaker 2: it like open like floor discussion on it. You know,
Speaker 2: you don't what you got first.
Speaker 4: Customer service is something that everyone should pay attention to
Speaker 4: and should learn how to be polite to those that
Speaker 4: are fucking making their food. You dumb fucking idiots. Yeah
Speaker 4: you like, okay, in all seriousness, you have people touching
Speaker 4: your food, people who are inherently fucking bad. We are
Speaker 4: no longer inherently good in this fucking country. And so you,
Speaker 4: as a customer, are not entitled to rights. You're asking
Speaker 4: for a service, so you should be polite and kind
Speaker 4: and respectful when asking for that service. Whether you're at
Speaker 4: Subway or a restaurant, it doesn't fucking matter. So one
Speaker 4: thing that I remember when I was working at Subway
Speaker 4: and Frontier and Sonic, when it comes to customer service,
Speaker 4: people just don't have general kindness. They think that they
Speaker 4: are entitled to whatever it is that they're asking for,
Speaker 4: and it is my obligation to help them, right, it's not.
Speaker 4: It's not my obligation to make your fucking sandwich. It's
Speaker 4: not my obligation to take your phone call. I can
Speaker 4: hang up on you, I can refuse your service, I
Speaker 4: can tell you to get out. I don't have to
Speaker 4: help you. People don't have to serve you. It's not
Speaker 4: how it works. If you're an asshole, you're gonna get
Speaker 4: treated like an asshole, plain and simple, the golden rule.
Speaker 4: So that's one. I got a couple more.
Speaker 2: Others how you want to be treated, but we'll let
Speaker 2: I agree with that. Shout out to that ESP lady
Speaker 2: who treated me like I was absolute scum at the
Speaker 2: bottom of someone's shoe at NAM a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2: I'll never be buying an ESP guitar. I can tell
Speaker 2: you that, fuck you. That's all.
Speaker 4: Could you imagine? Could you imagine? Agree with that?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 3: I like that the customer service because it's and you know,
Speaker 3: it's it's hard because sometimes you do have to gulp
Speaker 3: your pride and still serve these people depending on the situation,
Speaker 3: and it makes it so much more difficult to not
Speaker 3: fuck up their food or you know, just or hang
Speaker 3: up on them. And you know, they even even in
Speaker 3: the field that I work in, dealing with people on
Speaker 3: the phone, and you know, they get and you know,
Speaker 3: you try to give them, from my perspective, the benefit
Speaker 3: of the doubt and try and help them through it.
Speaker 3: But at some point, there's some people that they just
Speaker 3: want the world to burn. They don't care what you do,
Speaker 3: they don't care what you're trying to help. They just
Speaker 3: want to fucking melt your ear, waste your time, chew
Speaker 3: your time. They don't give ship what you're trying to
Speaker 3: do to help them. They just want to be an asshole.
Speaker 4: Well, they're unhappy, like a lot of people are unhappy
Speaker 4: in their own lives and right, and what they do
Speaker 4: is they they hurt people, hurt people exactly.
Speaker 2: Yes, it just bleeds everywhere.
Speaker 4: Uh huh, yeah, yeah, a stuck pig will always bleed
Speaker 4: all over the farmer.
Speaker 3: That's true, that's true. I like that. I was going
Speaker 3: more for what I brought to the table was from
Speaker 3: my profession. So I work in the eye field, and
Speaker 3: one of the biggest like that would.
Speaker 4: Be optical for those that don't not.
Speaker 3: Optical here we go. Uh, but no, what what deals
Speaker 3: with ophthalmology and optometry?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: The difference is optalmology would actually be medicine and you
Speaker 3: know medical, whereas optometry is a doctor of eyeglasses. Now,
Speaker 3: optometrists do more nowadays and manage eye disease and stuff
Speaker 3: like that, but they're not able to do surgical procedures.
Speaker 3: They didn't go to med school. But the biggest thing
Speaker 3: which deals with both of them, and people don't understand,
Speaker 3: and it is very silly and it's hard to explain sometimes,
Speaker 3: is that going for a medical exam versus going for
Speaker 3: a vision exam depending on your insurance situation. So there
Speaker 3: is two different insurances. There's medical insurance and there's vision insurance.
Speaker 3: And unless you're scamming a patient in or the insurance
Speaker 3: in one way or another, legally you cannot do both
Speaker 3: on the same day and build both insurances, which is
Speaker 3: downright silly because it's like you could do the work
Speaker 3: and build both, but the way the insurance sees it
Speaker 3: as double dipping. So instead you have to come on
Speaker 3: this day and do this exam and come on a
Speaker 3: different day to do this exam, And then that seems
Speaker 3: a lot more fishy to me as somebody who's been
Speaker 3: doing this for twenty years. But it's just hard to
Speaker 3: explain that to patients that don't understand, like why do
Speaker 3: I have to come back? Like why can't I just
Speaker 3: get both today? Well, you know, and then there's some
Speaker 3: people I'll pay cash. Well, we can't do that because
Speaker 3: if we have a contract with your insurance, So if
Speaker 3: we take cash from me knowing you have that insurance,
Speaker 3: we're breaking our contract. And so it's just like, you know,
Speaker 3: dealing with insurance is just in general, is such a
Speaker 3: hard thing to deal with and explain to people and
Speaker 3: explain to patients and understanding deductibles and co insurances and
Speaker 3: copays and it's just like daunting, never ending and it sucks.
Speaker 3: But also, laser cataract surgery is not a real thing.
Speaker 3: So if you think you had laser cataract surgery, you
Speaker 3: fucking didn't. It's not a real fucking thing. There is
Speaker 3: laser assisted cataract surgery, but there's not actually laser cataract surgery.
Speaker 2: So it's just lasick.
Speaker 4: That's lasers.
Speaker 3: Correct, Oh correct, Yeah, I mean there's there's tons of
Speaker 3: different lasers in the ifield. But people the misunderstanding. Is
Speaker 3: lasik versus cataract surgery two totally different things. And laser's
Speaker 3: in cataract surgery is like laser assisted, but it's not
Speaker 3: actually like it doesn't do the whole surgery. It does
Speaker 3: one portion of the surgery. So that's what I brought
Speaker 3: cool I kid.
Speaker 2: I also brought something from the insurance field, because I
Speaker 2: work in insurance and I wanted to bring something for
Speaker 2: homeowners because I had just recently learned about this, just
Speaker 2: starting to dip into homeowner's insurance.
Speaker 4: Is that.
Speaker 2: All homeowner claims will raise your policy premium no matter what,
Speaker 2: even if it's something that you were not at fault for. Right, say,
Speaker 2: for example, flood insurance. Right you got flood insurance and
Speaker 2: your place floods, your rates are gonna go up. It
Speaker 2: wasn't your fault, no, but it's because no matter what,
Speaker 2: your place is now more expensive to ensure. So anytime
Speaker 2: that you have something come up, I would review to
Speaker 2: see if you can pay for it out of pocket
Speaker 2: up to like a certain amount, like up to I
Speaker 2: would say five thousand, right up to five thousand, and
Speaker 2: see if there's some way you can squeeze it at
Speaker 2: a pocket because it could be a lot cheaper than
Speaker 2: them raising and increasing your rates for the next like
Speaker 2: two to three years, depending on how long your state
Speaker 2: will will allow them to increase it for.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 2: And it's crazy shit because you can have a tree
Speaker 2: that fucking just burrows its roots, like right through your
Speaker 2: sewage line and somehow you've shipped all over your floor
Speaker 2: from the fucking backup, and not only that, but you're
Speaker 2: gonna get a nice rate increase at the end of it.
Speaker 2: Some fucked up shit. But that's something that I think
Speaker 2: everybody should know, because it's not common knowledge unless you
Speaker 2: work in the insurance field. And I didn't know about
Speaker 2: that until I started working in the homeowners department taking
Speaker 2: their liability claims.
Speaker 3: I have a question. I have a question about if
Speaker 3: you so, like how you said, if you chose to
Speaker 3: go out of pocket, like let's say there was let's
Speaker 3: say there was a flood in the area, and Dome
Speaker 3: and I live right by each other, and Dome, being
Speaker 3: the penny pincher he is, he pays cash for his
Speaker 3: because he's like, I'm not filing and this with my insurance.
Speaker 3: They don't need to know about me, you know, whereas
Speaker 3: me I'm going to go through my insurance and paid
Speaker 3: my deductible. Now let's say we have the same insurance.
Speaker 3: Is there a possibility that his premium could still go
Speaker 3: up because of my claim and we live next door
Speaker 3: to each other because of a flood, even though he
Speaker 3: never claimed any damage whatsoever.
Speaker 2: Yeah. One of the things that the actuaries and the
Speaker 2: and the underwriters take into consideration is the area. Right
Speaker 2: how many how many claims come out of that area
Speaker 2: for what right now? That is notorious for this. This
Speaker 2: is why they always say, hey, for especially automobile claims,
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter if you're at Faulter or not at
Speaker 2: Faulter an automobile claim, if your claim happened in the
Speaker 2: same zip code you live in, it will still increase
Speaker 2: your rates because it adds to the pool of riskiness
Speaker 2: of the area. The more claims that happen in an area,
Speaker 2: the higher the rates are going to go considerably in
Speaker 2: the underwriting processes.
Speaker 4: Yes, is it fraud advice? Say hold the fuck on,
Speaker 4: all right, Just hold the fuck on for a second,
Speaker 4: all right, you go laughing at this, all right?
Speaker 2: All right? All right, By the way, your nose is
Speaker 2: pushing your microphone but continue.
Speaker 4: This is my chin how Okay? Is it fraud? Is
Speaker 4: it fraud if I try and use a different ZIP
Speaker 4: code to get my rates? Yes, it's just straight up fraud.
Speaker 2: That is fraud. It's not like it's called application fraud. Okay,
Speaker 2: that is fraud because if they find out, if they
Speaker 2: find out that you're doing that, and they find out
Speaker 2: that your your vehicle is garaged at a different address,
Speaker 2: that's a big no no. And you'll get put on
Speaker 2: what's called an NICB referral list, and that is the
Speaker 2: National Insurance Crime Bureau. And if you get put on
Speaker 2: that list, anytime you go to get any insurance for
Speaker 2: the foreseeable future to the next fifty years, they're going
Speaker 2: to see you on that list. And you're automatically going
Speaker 2: to have a part of your policy premium calculation that's
Speaker 2: going to make you go through the roof compared to
Speaker 2: other people because you're riskier to ensure. Just do your address.
Speaker 2: Pay the couple extra bucks a month, it is what
Speaker 2: it is. Just use your address. Also, put your fucking
Speaker 2: kids on your policy, or if there's anybody who's living
Speaker 2: at your residence it has access to the vehicle, put
Speaker 2: them on the policy once they start driving. Otherwise you're
Speaker 2: gonna have to exclude them if you don't put them
Speaker 2: on there and your insurance you file a claim er,
Speaker 2: somebody files a claim against you and they find out
Speaker 2: that that person lives at your address and they're driving
Speaker 2: your vehicle, but they're not getting the policy rate premium
Speaker 2: to cover them. You have about one to two accidents
Speaker 2: of like forgiveness, and then after that they're going to
Speaker 2: ask your policy and then other policy other policy writers
Speaker 2: are going to see that on that same list and
Speaker 2: they're going to go, yeah, no, dog, unless you want
Speaker 2: to pay through the roof and make sure that every
Speaker 2: single person who lives at that address per this report
Speaker 2: that we pull. We see all your mailing addresses, like
Speaker 2: they can pull shit from the from the from the
Speaker 2: mail right USBs and it'll show who's on there, who's
Speaker 2: able to receive mail. Right. If they pull that list
Speaker 2: and you're like, yeah, I have two people, but they
Speaker 2: have seven cars on the policy. And then they pulled
Speaker 2: that list and they see seven people live in the house.
Speaker 2: Oh dog, they're gonna give you the big no and
Speaker 2: they're gonna upload that shit and you're gonna be fucked.
Speaker 3: I actually can I can attest because the last insurance
Speaker 3: company that I was with from my auto when I
Speaker 3: signed up, they had a big like hooplah bullshit because
Speaker 3: I didn't. I wasn't because you had separate policy. Well,
Speaker 3: and no, because I wasn't even gonna put my wife
Speaker 3: on my policy.
Speaker 2: Separate policy. And that's a lot of things people don't
Speaker 2: know either, is that that ropes into that even if
Speaker 2: you're even if she has her progressive policy, you have
Speaker 2: your Geico policy. These are just examples. And then you
Speaker 2: both get into an accident, right or either one, and
Speaker 2: then the other one's driving the vehicle. That creates a
Speaker 2: fucking stir a stir. I didn't even get into an accident,
Speaker 2: and my insurance company sent me a letter and said,
Speaker 2: why is your wife not on your policy? And I went, fuckers,
Speaker 2: I we've been split for the last fucking four year years.
Speaker 2: Eat my ass. She's not getting on my policy because
Speaker 2: we're separated. And they were like, well, you need to
Speaker 2: send us like a separation notice or this or that
Speaker 2: or divorce and I was like, you can eat my
Speaker 2: shit and I'll go somewhere else. And they were like, no,
Speaker 2: it's okay, it's fine, just just know if you and
Speaker 2: I and I beat them to the punch, because I
Speaker 2: already know what they're gonna say if I file the
Speaker 2: Pollsy claim and she's on there, but if she's on
Speaker 2: the policy, I could be in jeopardy. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: I know in that case, Okay, it is what it is, right,
Speaker 2: But if you're living in the same place, put them
Speaker 2: on the policy. Because some other carriers may have a
Speaker 2: once and done where you have one claim of good
Speaker 2: like just a forgiveness on it, and then after that
Speaker 2: they're gonna increase the premiums and as well, you're gonna
Speaker 2: be on notice one other claim with anybody anyway, didn't
Speaker 2: you have to be the same person anybody who drives
Speaker 2: a vehicle that's in your house that's not on the policy, Gone,
Speaker 2: you're out, they cancel your policy like that.
Speaker 3: See my beef with it was because when I did that,
Speaker 3: I was like, she I she wasn't on my This
Speaker 3: is when I got my new car a couple of
Speaker 3: years ago. I was like, she wasn't on my previous policy,
Speaker 3: and they were like, well why not. I'm like, because
Speaker 3: this is my work car. Well, how many times has
Speaker 3: she driven that car? In the last in the last
Speaker 3: year zero, Well how about in the last three years zero.
Speaker 3: I'm like, this is literally the car that I use
Speaker 3: for work, and that's it. We have a family vehicle
Speaker 3: that is not associated with this. This is strictly for work.
Speaker 3: And they had such a hard time, like back and forth,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I finally told my I said, you
Speaker 3: can just cancel my policy. I'll go elsewhere. Well no, no,
Speaker 3: we'll make it work. We'll make it work. And I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: you're creating a lot of buzz and problems for something
Speaker 3: that isn't a problem, nor have I had any policy
Speaker 3: in the last five years. Make it a problem. So
Speaker 3: but I mean, it's somebody thought you were lying, right, right, exactly,
Speaker 3: of course it's of course it is. So anyway, it
Speaker 3: all goes to.
Speaker 2: The name of the game of risk.
Speaker 4: I got something for the job that I'm currently in, right,
Speaker 4: So that was that was one for past yours. If
Speaker 4: you guys, and I say you guys meaning everybody listening,
Speaker 4: all six of you use guys come up to a
Speaker 4: construction site and you see that that that site has
Speaker 4: been delineated with tape that says caution or maybe it's
Speaker 4: just a fucking red rope, right, it could be anything.
Speaker 4: Don't fucking walk in it. Don't don't, don't, don't think,
Speaker 4: don't think that it's okay to go walking in it.
Speaker 4: Don't try and get our attention. We're doing shit. We're
Speaker 4: doing big boy shit. Okay, we're we're doing fucking grown up,
Speaker 4: fucking shit. Don't don't try and get our attention. Don't
Speaker 4: try and say hi. We don't give two fucks about you.
Speaker 4: We're not going to tell you what we're doing. We
Speaker 4: don't want to tell we tell you what we're doing.
Speaker 4: We want to do our job. We are most likely
Speaker 4: behind on a time crunch, getting this shit fucking rained
Speaker 4: on us from millionaires who don't give two fucks about you,
Speaker 4: but do give two fucks about us, upholding the timeline
Speaker 4: that we have to run on, right.
Speaker 2: Project management.
Speaker 4: So no disrespect at all, like we we no full disrespect.
Speaker 4: Just fucking keep walking, just keep walking.
Speaker 3: Don't come up to my window. I'm trying to send
Speaker 3: reels of retards to my friends while I'm while I'm
Speaker 3: managing this site. Don't come up to my window.
Speaker 4: Like in all seriousness, like in all jokes aside, I
Speaker 4: will I will manage those people. When when someone comes up,
Speaker 4: I will entertain you, I will talk to you. But
Speaker 4: don't expect don't expect it to be every time right.
Speaker 4: But but for real, don't ever walk underneath the rope.
Speaker 4: Don't ever go into someone's work zone. There are countless
Speaker 4: hazards at any given turn that you as a normal
Speaker 4: person who live in it, who lives in a society,
Speaker 4: in a world that is sheltered from some of these
Speaker 4: construction sites. You guys, don't know that a rock can
Speaker 4: kill you. You don't know that that hose that you think
Speaker 4: is just a regular hose is pumping eight hundred PSI
Speaker 4: and will shoot through your brain. So just don't, like,
Speaker 4: don't come onto the site. It happens way more than
Speaker 4: you think. I don't understand what people fucking try and
Speaker 4: figure out and why they do it, and I don't
Speaker 4: know what goes through their heads. But it happens way
Speaker 4: more than people realize, and it needs to stop.
Speaker 2: The only thing I'm going to add to that is
Speaker 2: every single time I see a fail Army video and
Speaker 2: I see somebody walk through wet concrete, I just want
Speaker 2: to push them in it, push them fully in it.
Speaker 2: Let the rest of it, come down over them, hold
Speaker 2: them underneath until the bubbles stop, and then you know what,
Speaker 2: there's your foundation right there. Good job, natural selection. What
Speaker 2: an asshole.
Speaker 4: And if anybody thinks that that's funny, If anybody thinks
Speaker 4: that that's a joke, that the level of work that
Speaker 4: goes into repairing what you have screwed up is vastly
Speaker 4: more complicated than you.
Speaker 3: Think, that's a good point.
Speaker 4: So if you want to die, sure, walk in someone's
Speaker 4: construction zone. Go for it. Ninety five percent chance it happens.
Speaker 2: You get five percentage. Do you guys have your own
Speaker 2: racing metrics? Is it racing matrix?
Speaker 4: No? You're not racist? No, no, well, I mean a
Speaker 4: lot of the actually a lot of construction guys are,
Speaker 4: but it's in a funny way, like it's like they're
Speaker 4: racist with each other. If you've ever worked around Mexicans, dude,
Speaker 4: Mexicans will bag on each other until they cry, and
Speaker 4: then they'll bag on each other again. That's what you're asking.
Speaker 2: It's a different part of project management.
Speaker 4: At certain levels.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's it's a topic for another podcast.
Speaker 2: Ice Ice Baby, Ice ice Baby, Let's go. You know what.
Speaker 2: Speaking of the safehouse. You know, it's it's been a
Speaker 2: minute since we've talked about the Stone safe House. Kind
Speaker 2: of brought back a little bit of the nostalgic moments
Speaker 2: of just me talking about weed. But I don't know
Speaker 2: if it's just gonna be me talking about weed anymore.
Speaker 4: I haven't been smoking in forever.
Speaker 3: I've been off for a month.
Speaker 4: I will say, those smelling salts, you had a golf
Speaker 4: fucking kick?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I took that.
Speaker 2: Was it still good? Oh yeah? Done?
Speaker 3: Snipping it all there.
Speaker 4: The greatest part, the greatest part though, with those, is
Speaker 4: that we had another guy golfing with us and Jordan goes, hey,
Speaker 4: you want to hit and he thought he had like
Speaker 4: cocaine in a fucking bottle. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no
Speaker 4: no man, no no, no, no, no, no, I don't want
Speaker 4: any of that. Ship towards like it's fucking smelling salts.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, so he tries it. He's like, why
Speaker 3: would you have me try that? And I'm like, says
Speaker 3: the guy who made us fucking take a shot of
Speaker 3: fireball at eight thirty in the morning at the last
Speaker 3: tournament we played. Yeah, he's like a fair point No,
Speaker 3: in all seriousness, I have been on a hiatus because
Speaker 3: of I was having like anxiety issues again, and so
Speaker 3: I don't think they were related to that at all,
Speaker 3: because I stopped and it went on for weeks weeks.
Speaker 3: It was a lot like when they first came on
Speaker 3: years back.
Speaker 2: Well, you also just dealt with like a multiple rounds
Speaker 2: of sickness to your house, and so it's probably true,
Speaker 2: really stressful, true, yeah, and so who knows what it is.
Speaker 3: So I just I laid off and I still haven't
Speaker 3: gone back to it yet. But I will say that
Speaker 3: if you're in the I believe they sell them. I
Speaker 3: know they sell them in California, and I think they
Speaker 3: sell them. You said in Nevada and then here in Arizona.
Speaker 3: But the Wanna brand w A n A. Yeah, if
Speaker 3: you want to try some good edibles, the Wanna Edibles,
Speaker 3: they're hitters. They're very consistent, very very very good, very
Speaker 3: good flavor for that you know, thirty seconds that you
Speaker 3: get to eat your your gummy edible. But yeah, that
Speaker 3: would that would be my reckon inndation for people to
Speaker 3: check out. As if you can get your hands on
Speaker 3: some Wanna brand.
Speaker 4: Go for it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be excited to get back to that.
Speaker 4: I can that.
Speaker 2: You know one thing I've been really enjoying. And I
Speaker 2: was originally pissed because they gave me sativas and I
Speaker 2: didn't ask for sativas, nor did I want Sativa edibles.
Speaker 2: But I was like, you know what, fuck it, I
Speaker 2: can't bring them back, so like I might as well
Speaker 2: just eat them. So I've been I've been really digging
Speaker 2: on these. These are stizzies. Stagi's are kind of found everywhere,
Speaker 2: the sizzy Sativa edibles. I got them in pineapple and mango,
Speaker 2: and it's not like a full crazy sativa high. It's
Speaker 2: actually like pretty manageable, which normally if I do a
Speaker 2: Sativa edible it's like, well, like you guys can attest.
Speaker 2: I was fucking higher than fucking shit a couple of
Speaker 2: years ago Dome's house and we were trying to play cards.
Speaker 2: I was fucked up. Oh god, and then the producer
Speaker 2: got fucked up as well. That was great. I was
Speaker 2: in a different dimension as Gnome was over there.
Speaker 3: You get that.
Speaker 2: Stone, Yeah, whatever you said, I got it that.
Speaker 3: He just looks at me and I could see it
Speaker 3: in his eyes. I'm like, your high. He was gone,
Speaker 3: let's just play go fish. We got this one.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I saw Elon Musk sitting at the
Speaker 2: table with us, but I don't know. It could have
Speaker 2: could have been Bruce, could have been wrong, But yeah
Speaker 2: it was. It was really fucking good. But also I've
Speaker 2: been really digging on this go to flavor I have
Speaker 2: that's banana cush and uh, this banana coah strain is
Speaker 2: really really good. It's a hybrid. It's a indcon dominant hybrid,
Speaker 2: so it's more just chill, relax, gets your munchies up.
Speaker 2: It'll eventually put you to sleep. I use it for
Speaker 2: sleep a lot, and lately I've just been, you know,
Speaker 2: crunching for school, so I really haven't had a whole
Speaker 2: lot of time to do it a whole lot in
Speaker 2: the last month, especially for this class because it's been
Speaker 2: so demanding. But definitely it's my favorite thing to hit
Speaker 2: right before I go to bed because it'll just put
Speaker 2: me to sleep, especially for those night it's where I
Speaker 2: feel like it's gonna be a night where I sit
Speaker 2: there for an hour and a half just going when
Speaker 2: the fuck am I gonna fall asleep? Just hit that,
Speaker 2: like just one little puff of that thing and then
Speaker 2: just gone right to sleep, right to Dreamland. Banana cush
Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen. That's good ship, that's good shit. I
Speaker 2: do have some I gave. I gave Dome one and
Speaker 2: he seemed to really approve of it. And I have
Speaker 2: one or two pre rolls in my bag that I
Speaker 2: haven't gotten too yet, but it's a banana cookies and yeah, Dome,
Speaker 2: Dome seem to really enjoy that. I'm a sucker for anything. Cookies.
Speaker 2: Cookies are always a great time.
Speaker 3: That to me, the go to that the is the
Speaker 3: the GMO that you got me back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that did that.
Speaker 3: That's like, that's like one hundred percent every time. Like
Speaker 3: I've only had a couple of times where I like
Speaker 3: hit the ship out of a pin and it got
Speaker 3: a little bit wonky, But most of the time it's
Speaker 3: super smooth, super like easy going chill.
Speaker 2: So if I had two strains that I had to
Speaker 2: recommend a Nubie to do, it would either be GMO
Speaker 2: or Blue Dream just because they're very very good strains.
Speaker 2: They're not going to like smack you in the face.
Speaker 2: It's very easy going. The come down is very light
Speaker 2: as well. Yeah, those strains are just fun. But you
Speaker 2: know what, I actually it's funny. You and I were
Speaker 2: talking about this last time, and it's about Northern Lights,
Speaker 2: and you had said the Northern Lights was a little
Speaker 2: too strong for you, and I was like, really, like,
Speaker 2: nord Lights has always been like a really trusty one
Speaker 2: that's like very comparable to banana cush. And so I'd
Speaker 2: gotten a Northern Lights strain and after smoking it for
Speaker 2: like two weeks, I went, WHOA, what the hell is this?
Speaker 2: It was hit me like really hard, and normally it
Speaker 2: doesn't hit me that hard. And I think it's because
Speaker 2: of there's too much cross pollination going on. They're keeping
Speaker 2: too many strains around the same warehouse and they're all
Speaker 2: cross pollinating with each other, and it's making these like
Speaker 2: crazy hybrids that people may not even understand our hybrids.
Speaker 2: And you know, they label it as like Northern Lights,
Speaker 2: but it might be part Northern Lights, part fucking diesel,
Speaker 2: like some crazy sativa shit. And then all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: You're like, am I about to go fucking party? I
Speaker 2: thought I was gonna sit in the fucking couch. What
Speaker 2: the hell is going on? Ship ruin my fucking night?
Speaker 2: It's true.
Speaker 3: It's true. Yeah, yeah, that's good Ship. I love it.
Speaker 4: Dom.
Speaker 3: Would you have for dinner?
Speaker 5: Dom?
Speaker 3: Do you have anything good?
Speaker 4: Uh? I went to the well. I door dashed Sushika,
Speaker 4: which was brave in its own right. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 4: and on a lot of levels. My door dasher decided
Speaker 4: to fucking make two stops before delivering mine.
Speaker 3: Hong Dng Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Dong Hong Don's fucking name Dong Hong I sent.
Speaker 4: I actually didn't send it to AJ, I only sent
Speaker 4: it to you. Yeah. My doordasher's name was Dong Hong
Speaker 4: d o n g h O n g. Yeah. So
Speaker 4: when it got here, I had an aloha role which
Speaker 4: was like, uh, spicy tuna, and then uh topped with
Speaker 4: the fuck is it yellowtail? On top of that, and
Speaker 4: then on top of that was like these diced onions
Speaker 4: and that was sketchy. I still fucking ate it. I
Speaker 4: ate five of the seven pieces, but this is like
Speaker 4: food poison, Yeah, fuck it. And then the other one,
Speaker 4: the other one was fucking fire. Though my dumplings were
Speaker 4: cold as ship, they were ice cold. Uh. The other
Speaker 4: one was the roll. The rice was deep fried and
Speaker 4: the seaweed was inside that with spicy crab, and then
Speaker 4: on top of that was spicy tuna with this like
Speaker 4: weird ponzu sauce and a slice ofjlapeno and cilantro.
Speaker 3: That sounds good.
Speaker 4: And that was fucking great, even though there again I'm
Speaker 4: pretty sure it wasn't the right temperature it was supposed
Speaker 4: to be, but it was fucking great. Dude, that was
Speaker 4: that one was really good? Yeah, Well, probably in like
Speaker 4: an hour because I ate kind of early, so.
Speaker 3: We get if we get updates the shitting his brains outs,
Speaker 3: and I will let everybody know. I'll send you June
Speaker 3: for next week on Dad's on Dick.
Speaker 4: Will I'll send a picture of the backfire. Don't worry.
Speaker 4: Excellent audio clip of me.
Speaker 2: Just riddle be this is it EAKL Jackson Pollock or
Speaker 2: is it just a Jackson Pollock.
Speaker 4: I do have all three of my riddles excellent.
Speaker 3: I brought more than three just for fun, just to see.
Speaker 3: Depending on time, Yeah, Stone, give us, give us what
Speaker 3: we're doing.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, we're gonna bring in some riddles. Baby, We're
Speaker 2: gonna go round Robin. We gotta say a riddle and
Speaker 2: we gotta see if we could come up and guess
Speaker 2: what it is you know, I'll go first. What's a
Speaker 2: four letter word that ends with K and means the
Speaker 2: same as intercourse?
Speaker 4: Besides?
Speaker 3: Fuck, you said it starts with k? No, it ends
Speaker 3: with k Oh, it's tom making a kink starts and
Speaker 3: ends pink.
Speaker 2: Talk.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's it's always fun.
Speaker 2: No, go ahead.
Speaker 4: I think that the number one riddle for all of
Speaker 4: us is how each of us ended up having kids? Well,
Speaker 4: a kid? But what gets painted on? What gets painted
Speaker 4: on but isn't a painting and gets hunted but is
Speaker 4: never killed? What gets painted on but isn't a painting
Speaker 4: and gets hunted but never killed?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Sasquatch? No?
Speaker 4: Who the fox's paint? And sasquatch?
Speaker 3: I'll show you sasquatch toes hit this pen and I'll
Speaker 3: show you it's a female.
Speaker 4: S Easter egg.
Speaker 3: Easter egg.
Speaker 2: Aw, that's adorable.
Speaker 3: That's cute.
Speaker 4: Welcome, it's cute.
Speaker 3: Could you guys imagine that you were in the middle
Speaker 3: of an ocean surrounded by sharks? How would you get
Speaker 3: them to not attack you?
Speaker 4: I would not imagine being in the ocean.
Speaker 2: I could throw first.
Speaker 3: Dome is actually correct? You just stop imagining, Just not imagine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's correct. It's correct, Like I come in a
Speaker 2: lot of different sizes. Sometimes I drip a little, and
Speaker 2: if you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?
Speaker 4: Uh air my breath?
Speaker 2: Pussy runs through it?
Speaker 4: A balloon, a straw? I mean? Guesses?
Speaker 3: Do we get?
Speaker 4: I don't know? For I just keep going until he
Speaker 4: stopped me.
Speaker 2: Did you guess know? Uh?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I lost track halfway through, so I said a crig curic.
Speaker 2: Nice, it's a nose.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, well like that?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay, all right, all right my turn right? Uh?
Speaker 4: One breaks and does not fall. The other falls and
Speaker 4: does not break. It's a two answer too to break dance?
Speaker 3: No, it's a dance break can you can?
Speaker 2: You say what O're time for?
Speaker 4: One breaks and does not fall, the other falls and
Speaker 4: does not break.
Speaker 2: Sunrise and sunset close enough night and day day?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: I have a piggy bank gets six inches wide and
Speaker 3: ten inches tall. How many coins can I fit in
Speaker 3: before it's not empty? Yep, I fit a lot of those.
Speaker 2: One uh one hundred.
Speaker 3: Dome is correct again, one coin before it's not empty.
Speaker 3: The numbers that throw you off, like who gives a
Speaker 3: sh about the.
Speaker 4: Size of the I got it because it was money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know you sniffed that one out before I
Speaker 3: read it.
Speaker 4: Two of my favorite things. You were talking about money
Speaker 4: and pigs.
Speaker 2: We're just missing sex with a trifector. No, that's given,
Speaker 2: all right, All day long, it's in and out, in
Speaker 2: and out. I discharged loads from my shaft. I know
Speaker 2: I couldn't say that, lab. I discharge loads from my shaft.
Speaker 2: Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
Speaker 3: Elevator?
Speaker 2: M there you go, ding ding ding.
Speaker 4: Let's go say a plunger off. It's legit that Actually
Speaker 4: I was fucking way off.
Speaker 2: Optional answer. That's a shitty plumbing system. If all day
Speaker 2: long it's getting clogged.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie do. I was confident in my
Speaker 4: answer too.
Speaker 3: It makes sense.
Speaker 4: All right. Ready, what does a pirate say on his
Speaker 4: eightieth birthday?
Speaker 5: I mate, yeah, yeah, we pull up the roller decks.
Speaker 2: I think it was an episode for.
Speaker 3: What is uh? What is special about the words job, polish,
Speaker 3: and herb.
Speaker 2: They were all in the concentration camp.
Speaker 3: Okay, don't none of them work. They're all pronounced differently
Speaker 3: when you capitalize the first letter.
Speaker 2: Oh oh wait yeah yeah polish and polish Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't remember the other two words, but.
Speaker 3: You had me a polish You had that was three
Speaker 3: for every Does anybody do you guys have more? I
Speaker 3: have more? I don't go ahead up, I can come
Speaker 3: up with some on the fly.
Speaker 2: I got I got two more here? All right? So
Speaker 2: I'm spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off.
Speaker 2: Sometimes people lick my nuts.
Speaker 4: What am I say that? One more time?
Speaker 2: I'm spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off.
Speaker 2: Sometimes people lick my nuts.
Speaker 3: What am I peanut butter? Yes, sir, yeah, yeah, job,
Speaker 3: got what you're putting down?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Turn me on my side and I never end. Cut
Speaker 3: me in half and I am nothing? What am I.
Speaker 2: Sandwich?
Speaker 4: Wait? Say that again?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 4: I was reading.
Speaker 3: Turn me on my side and I never end. Cut
Speaker 3: me in half and I am nothing. What am I.
Speaker 4: Time?
Speaker 3: The number eight?
Speaker 4: Oh? Then break? I was actually go the say infinity
Speaker 4: my brain.
Speaker 3: That's where you're at.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where you're at.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, uh, all right, here we go. What. What is
Speaker 4: a mummy's favorite holiday Christmas because of all the rappings?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Nice?
Speaker 2: Uh? What words starts with P and ends with O
Speaker 2: R N, but as also a major player in the
Speaker 2: film industry.
Speaker 3: Well, it's not porn.
Speaker 2: How do you know popcorn?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You go, took me?
Speaker 4: Well, spell that porn. That's funny.
Speaker 3: What which tire doesn't move when a car turns to
Speaker 3: the right?
Speaker 4: Which tire?
Speaker 3: Which tire doesn't move when the car turns to the right.
Speaker 4: I mean technically they spare tire.
Speaker 3: But yeah, the spare tire.
Speaker 4: But even the spare tire is moving because it's in
Speaker 4: the car.
Speaker 3: It shouldn't be.
Speaker 4: It doesn't rotate, but it moves.
Speaker 2: Technically we are hurling through space, but we just don't
Speaker 2: feel it.
Speaker 3: It's all relative. That's true. That's true.
Speaker 4: What's covered in needles but can't sew.
Speaker 2: Cactus?
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, there you go, cack tie.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: What's often answered but never asks any questions?
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 4: What's often answered but.
Speaker 3: Never asks any questions?
Speaker 4: It's a good one. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I asked Jeeves.
Speaker 3: It's a doorbell.
Speaker 4: Ding down. It's a good one. That's a good one.
Speaker 4: That's a good one.
Speaker 3: All right, I think I'm out.
Speaker 4: What's coming up on? It is? It isn't my rundown
Speaker 4: next week? Yes?
Speaker 3: It is?
Speaker 4: What's coming up on next week's episode?
Speaker 3: A lot of shit talk or this.
Speaker 4: Jo Dad Jeopardy will be on next week's episode.
Speaker 3: I got one more before we close this out, and
Speaker 3: this one's free. You don't. A man was taking a
Speaker 3: walk outside when it started to rain. The man didn't
Speaker 3: have an umbrella, nor was he wearing a hat. His
Speaker 3: clothes are soaked, and yet not a single hair on
Speaker 3: his head got wet. How is that possible?
Speaker 2: He went down?
Speaker 3: He was bald, That's correct, he was both.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say he was walking upside down, but
Speaker 4: that didn't make sense.
Speaker 3: When you say that, which is not the same thing,
Speaker 3: it reminds me of Freddy got fingered backwards man, the
Speaker 3: backwards man.
Speaker 4: I can walk back with fast as you can anyway. Uh.
Speaker 3: Dad's on dick WEBSOE one sixty five. Stay tuned for
Speaker 3: next week. Peace out later.
Speaker 4: I got some really good cold brew earlier today. I
Speaker 4: like cold brew. But I kind of realized in that
Speaker 4: moment that I like my women the same way I
Speaker 4: like my coffee. Strong black and illegally traded.
Speaker 2: Reminds me, you know, you a cold jew. I like
Speaker 2: my like my woman like I like my car is
Speaker 2: just new all the time.
Speaker 3: I like my women like I like my cars in
Speaker 3: a fucking river. Drowning shadow of Casey Anthony sh