Speaker 1: That's that's me on the drums. No, it's not okay,
Speaker 1: this is me on guitar list.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry. We got so busy last night booking
Speaker 2: guests and having fun and doing our stuff and going
Speaker 2: back and forth. I mean, if our boss had not
Speaker 2: taken the day off, maybe this would be more organized.
Speaker 2: But I guess it's okay.
Speaker 1: It's all about Gus Allen.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know, I mean our boss.
Speaker 1: Hey, go sound good morning. Oh thanks, hey Gus Allen?
Speaker 3: You support?
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, Gus Allen. How does a Gus Allen screwing
Speaker 1: a light bulb?
Speaker 2: I don't know. How does Gus Allen screw in the
Speaker 2: light bulb? Day? Dwight?
Speaker 1: Hey, how's the light bulb? And the entire world revolves
Speaker 1: around Gus Allen.
Speaker 2: I almost I almost got Dwight and I to send
Speaker 2: you some tasteful pictures let yesterday on your day off, but.
Speaker 1: He unplugged it just to make it even better. Yeah,
Speaker 1: plug you unplugged, didn't you?
Speaker 3: I did, actually got as from Tony Venetti and I
Speaker 3: turned it.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, you didn't look at it.
Speaker 1: You haven't blocked him.
Speaker 2: I looked at it, but I didn't answer it. Uh
Speaker 2: many I thought many cot Okay, here's the deal. Last night,
Speaker 2: I thought it was Wednesday, so I was bookie Manny
Speaker 2: Connell for Thursday.
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 2: I kept thinking tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, because tomorrow today, as
Speaker 2: in today is Thursday, it's Wednesday.
Speaker 1: That's okay. She would be our guest tomorrow morning. But
Speaker 1: we got plenty of guests, plenty a great guest.
Speaker 2: We got a good show.
Speaker 1: We got a great show. Frank Kellyando is going to
Speaker 1: be doing the show.
Speaker 2: He's the dude that does all the voices, mostly sports stuff.
Speaker 1: It was great man when they had him on Fox NFLS.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was great.
Speaker 1: I don't know why that went away. They dropped him
Speaker 1: on what with Wriggleman?
Speaker 2: Remember then, I'm gonna ask, like in that business like
Speaker 2: he was when he was at his height. They started
Speaker 2: canceling people, so I wonder if he was like, well,
Speaker 2: I can't do Kevin Spacey anymore, Like how many people
Speaker 2: does he have to eliminate during the cancelization period? No Cruden.
Speaker 2: His big thing is Gruden, and Gruden got canceled for
Speaker 2: a while.
Speaker 1: He also did a NFL commentator.
Speaker 2: I'm uncomfortable, all right, we'll take that we'll come out
Speaker 2: with us. We have the great Pat Boone.
Speaker 1: Yes, Pat Boone's going to join the show. And interesting guy. Man,
Speaker 1: the guy he was offered his own television show when
Speaker 1: he was I mean just a college kid. He was
Speaker 1: like twenty okay, but he's a hardcore. He was a
Speaker 1: hardcore still is hardcore Christian. And they said, well, he said, yes,
Speaker 1: it sounds great. Well who's the sponsor? They said, Schlitz Beer.
Speaker 1: So he walked away from it because he didn't think
Speaker 1: it was right.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Then eventually, so let's walking away from your own television
Speaker 1: show on a network in your twenties. He does, He
Speaker 1: gets it back, They come back. They finally land a
Speaker 1: dealer said okay, what about Chevrolet? And he starts. He
Speaker 1: starts this show as successful. They starts booking these these
Speaker 1: great black artists, Nat King, Cole all these, you know,
Speaker 1: and then they give him stuff. They say, hey, you
Speaker 1: can't have black artists on anymore. So he says, if
Speaker 1: that's the case, that's the case, I'm walking away.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: So then they bend again. Interesting guys.
Speaker 2: So this is so most people are like, yeah, Patpooon
Speaker 2: coming on, much more interesting than you think. Yeah. So
Speaker 2: we'll have that plus a guy. Wamz Our Partners across
Speaker 2: the Hall has provided a guy's coming into the studios
Speaker 2: to play live Preston Cooper.
Speaker 1: Presley about Preston Cooper. Yeah, Preston Cooper, thank you. I'm
Speaker 1: thinking to you. Somebody put it wrong on my notes.
Speaker 2: Someone put it wrong in your notes. Preston Cooper is
Speaker 2: going to come in and do a song love Susan
Speaker 2: on the show. Yeah, okay, so it's going to be
Speaker 2: a good day. It looks like it might rain a
Speaker 2: ted bit. It's right, let's start with this and we'll
Speaker 2: get to all these guests and it's going to be
Speaker 2: a really good show. And it goes Kentucky's getting ready
Speaker 2: to play Friday night. You can hear it right here
Speaker 2: on news radio eight forty whas. If you're out and
Speaker 2: about running around, then tune it in. It's the seven
Speaker 2: to twenty game on Friday night in Indianapolis. Most people
Speaker 2: are just going up. Yeah, party in Indie.
Speaker 1: It's a home game. Yes, but listen to this.
Speaker 2: But mang on, but Gus, Gus knows this too. Even
Speaker 2: if there's not a wreck after the game, oh gosh,
Speaker 2: sixty five South will be twenty five miles an hour,
Speaker 2: there won't be a wreck. You'll go twenty five and
Speaker 2: you're already tired. It's the end of the day. You're exhausted,
Speaker 2: and you're you're wondering, why am I going twenty five
Speaker 2: miles an hour? Because all of that traffic on sixty five.
Speaker 2: They can't handle it from Indy to Louisville.
Speaker 3: They're getting it three lane there. It's a matter of time.
Speaker 3: But yes, it's it's crazy.
Speaker 1: So I remember this must have been around twenty ten
Speaker 1: or so, me and our local sales president. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do it. A Giants fan. The Giants were playing the Colts.
Speaker 1: I said, man, they got a Sunday night game. Let's
Speaker 1: go up watch Sunday night game. Yeah, I'll drive us back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll be a little.
Speaker 2: Tired, Yeah, a little bit over the time. Let's go.
Speaker 1: We got home at four o'clock in the morning. Amen,
Speaker 1: four o'clock in the morning, man, ridiculous. Yeah, that's crazy,
Speaker 1: all right, get off my law.
Speaker 2: So I have a relative that did the twenty three
Speaker 2: in me. I tried to talk her out of it.
Speaker 2: I said, please don't do that. I was like, we
Speaker 2: don't need all our genetics out there. We don't need
Speaker 2: our DNA out there. We don't need someone to track
Speaker 2: us down. Especially you get right.
Speaker 1: Especially when you don't know who you're related to down
Speaker 1: that that's right.
Speaker 2: You don't know what branch is branching off to what.
Speaker 1: Well, the Witden tree just goes straight up.
Speaker 2: I'll pay you that much a lot, I think you
Speaker 2: tell me. I know several people that regretted doing it. Ay,
Speaker 2: none of that there thought their heritage was what it was, right, Like,
Speaker 2: they thought they were Irish and they end up being
Speaker 2: you know, Lithuanian, right, and they're just like, I'm not
Speaker 2: anything that I was taught I was, or how I
Speaker 2: grew up and who I thought I was. I'm not
Speaker 2: any of it. The other thing is there has been
Speaker 2: some good stories people tracking down.
Speaker 1: If I got like a multi millionaire a billionaire relative, yeah,
Speaker 1: then I'm coming clean with it. But who knows. I
Speaker 1: I know my own family's past. Oh no, no, I'm
Speaker 1: not related to him.
Speaker 2: Well, I have some of my best friends. There were
Speaker 2: three brothers, uh, and this is a good one. They
Speaker 2: lost a brother to drug addiction and alcoholism the same
Speaker 2: month that they found a brother, like a tracked him down.
Speaker 2: So it was a push and it was funny because
Speaker 2: when they saw the picture, like you know, they were like,
Speaker 2: send us some pictures whatever. Once they sent the pictures,
Speaker 2: like oh no, no, no, no, yeah, you're one of us. Uh.
Speaker 2: But they the month they lost a brother, they gained
Speaker 2: a brother through this kind of sort of situation. So
Speaker 2: there are some good news, good good stories.
Speaker 1: Oh no, if I I should bring this up or not,
Speaker 1: but didn't you what?
Speaker 2: Hang on?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Well, ok so any time you say I don't know.
Speaker 3: This is from the boss level here, that's probably a
Speaker 3: really good indication you shouldn't bring it out.
Speaker 1: You know what, maybe maybe there is pers doing this.
Speaker 2: Oh here's the things. Our little boy is growing up.
Speaker 2: Our little boy is growing up. It was like, maybe
Speaker 2: I shouldn't say that.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute. We've had the boss sitting in on
Speaker 1: the show several times over the past few months. Are
Speaker 1: you a plan or you just trying to.
Speaker 2: Help her him?
Speaker 3: Well we'll discuss that another time.
Speaker 2: All right, So here's here's the story. Okay, So twenty
Speaker 2: three and me is selling. They're selling the company, which
Speaker 2: means your information you're going to be for sale and
Speaker 2: your DNA, your DNA is for sale, and it's scaring
Speaker 2: the crap out of a lot of people, and they
Speaker 2: should be I think, yeah, I mean, who's gonna matter
Speaker 2: of fact, that's really where the money was. I guarantee
Speaker 2: you whatever you paid one hundred and twenty dollars to
Speaker 2: get your test done, I bet you that was a push.
Speaker 2: They were using twenty three and me allegedly was selling
Speaker 2: our information to companies for genetic testing, companies that wanted
Speaker 2: to know. You know, there's there's like three thousand companies
Speaker 2: that buy information.
Speaker 1: You know, So let me tell you when you start
Speaker 1: fooling around with big DNA. If you think big DNA
Speaker 1: cares about your personal life, think again, Sport.
Speaker 2: But I think there are I think people should be aware.
Speaker 2: If you are a family member, I have tried twenty
Speaker 2: three in me, your information is going to be for sale.
Speaker 2: They're trying to figure out twenty three.
Speaker 1: And me sounds like somebody's weekend in college.
Speaker 2: Don't it's my why? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, So Sammy Hagar, are there some kind of
Speaker 1: a thing on PBS where they go back and they
Speaker 1: do your ancestry you know?
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I've seen that they.
Speaker 1: Did it on him and his last name wasn't even Hagar.
Speaker 2: No, No, those shows are so fascinating.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to do one of those, would you.
Speaker 2: They look like when they tell people the truth about
Speaker 2: their ancestors, they here's the thing you don't want to know.
Speaker 2: You don't want to know. They had several of these
Speaker 2: celebrities that were active in the you know, BLM and
Speaker 2: and the Black Movement and African American Mumment movement in America,
Speaker 2: and they got their things done and it didn't look good. No, No,
Speaker 2: what it did was, yeah, you've seen several and they're like,
Speaker 2: your your ancestors owned slaves, Yeah, your your great great
Speaker 2: grandfather owned slaves or grandmother owned slaves, and they're they
Speaker 2: you could see the life drained from them, of course,
Speaker 2: and they're just like what I think.
Speaker 1: If they did it on me, I would be the
Speaker 1: heir to the throne of some Mesopotamian kingdom probably. I mean,
Speaker 1: I kind of I've always feel like I'm royalty, like
Speaker 1: in my blood, you know.
Speaker 2: You're a we always feel that too, You're you're a
Speaker 2: royal something.
Speaker 1: But then maybe they I think maybe that my real
Speaker 1: king and queen mother just did like the Moses thing
Speaker 1: and put me in a basket and sent me somewhere,
Speaker 1: and my mama just found me. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yes, you and Moses have very similar studies.
Speaker 1: We do. If you think about it.
Speaker 2: You've been you've been trying to You've been trying to
Speaker 2: get the south Enders to leave.
Speaker 1: I've been droving Dixie.
Speaker 2: Ioway great Exodus of.
Speaker 1: Forty years.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you people right, and you end up in
Speaker 2: Middletown forty years.
Speaker 1: I've been telling you all about to sixty four East
Speaker 1: forty years.
Speaker 3: Oh how many people do you know that have taken
Speaker 3: that test?
Speaker 2: A lot? Some people a lot. They didn't. We got
Speaker 2: a call, Dwight was alluding to it. We got a
Speaker 2: call from somebody in Indiana and was trying to say
Speaker 2: something about my dad or my grandfather or something that
Speaker 2: there was a they think that we were I was
Speaker 2: their uncle or a sibling or something. And we were
Speaker 2: just like, first of all, you know, here's the thing.
Speaker 2: This is where you find out, well, great, what's the deal.
Speaker 2: Most of my siblings and my family were like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we don't care who. We've done enough on our plate.
Speaker 2: We got enough siblings and nephews and nieces with great
Speaker 2: super have fun, we don't do your thing. Not to
Speaker 2: be me a test, and.
Speaker 3: I guess he just took it at a random and
Speaker 3: then got contacted by a son he did not know.
Speaker 1: Correct right, no, right, correct.
Speaker 3: And he's like, uh, you know you're not my son?
Speaker 3: He goes, no, I think I am, Oh, sure enough.
Speaker 1: Guess what.
Speaker 2: Here's the deal. Oh and here's why, because they because
Speaker 2: you could here. This is why I think this is
Speaker 2: messed up. Because they can give you a percentage on
Speaker 2: what chance you are related to this person. Okay, so
Speaker 2: whether so they'll tell you you have a ninety eight
Speaker 2: percent chance you're related, you have a and then they
Speaker 2: break it out you're an aunt or a nephew, or
Speaker 2: a sibling or a son or a daughter. They give
Speaker 2: you the percentages and sometimes you're just like ninety eight percent.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is clinical, but hand on the dump button.
Speaker 1: What At one point I wanted to be a sperm donor, okay,
Speaker 1: because I like doing that and I like money. Right,
Speaker 1: but evidently there's this psychiatricaluation. Clearly, clearly, there's a budget paperwork,
Speaker 1: and you know clearly are you can you take it
Speaker 1: knowing that you have children out there?
Speaker 2: And yeah, each sperm donation has a profile. Okay, all right,
Speaker 2: and I can't imagine. Hey, no, that guy that worked
Speaker 2: at the car.
Speaker 1: Wash, I'm calling up to the sperm bank and going, hey,
Speaker 1: it's my sample moved yet I'm ready for another one. No,
Speaker 1: mister witt, mister whitt wet, we're still good.
Speaker 2: We're still good.
Speaker 1: So I didn't because it was gonna be too difficult
Speaker 1: and they probably would accept me anyway. So but my
Speaker 1: thought is, what if you did that? What if you
Speaker 1: were a sperm donor and you want to be anonymous,
Speaker 1: but now it tracks you down somehow through this twenty
Speaker 1: three and me.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what That's why this
Speaker 2: twenty three and me was way more than people could handle.
Speaker 2: And at some point people are like, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2: And then the other thing is you don't want to know.
Speaker 2: You know why because your grandparents lied to you. Wires there,
Speaker 2: they lied to you. What what you think is your
Speaker 2: history is not your history.
Speaker 1: Your panto looms like a blade.
Speaker 2: So that showed for hours that we had more like
Speaker 2: Viking blood than we did Italian blood, because the damn
Speaker 2: Vikings used to come down and hey, have their way
Speaker 2: with our titan women is.
Speaker 1: Your sister hope? Man, she was like this hat that
Speaker 1: I'm done and with two big horns on it.
Speaker 2: Thank you bad. So that's the kind of stuff you're like,
Speaker 2: When are we more Norwegian? Then?
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm here to pick up your system for a
Speaker 1: dinner cruise. As you notice, my boat is shaped like
Speaker 1: a sea monsters that has several legs swimming. That's a
Speaker 1: Viking boat.
Speaker 2: Thank you bad. All right, let's do joke of the day.
Speaker 2: We got a show.
Speaker 1: Let's do it.
Speaker 2: We might take calls later on the on the twenty
Speaker 2: three and me. Anybody wants to have a story about
Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, we we this happened to us. Uh,
Speaker 2: let's do joke.
Speaker 1: Deg there we go. Hey, fellas hell. A man sitting
Speaker 1: at home just watching television, kick back in his easy
Speaker 1: chair from Sims furniture. You know that's what he Uh,
Speaker 1: here's a voice in his head and the voice says, oh.
Speaker 2: Man, that's crazy. Twenty three twenty three. Me so your house,
Speaker 2: Oh my god's very specific. Oh just not get out
Speaker 2: the hell.
Speaker 1: He keeps watching.
Speaker 2: Its wants you to make a little money before you leave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it keeps keeps watching television. A few weeks later,
Speaker 1: sell your house, scary. Voice's scary, So it continues. Finally,
Speaker 1: about a week later it changes to go to Vegas.
Speaker 1: So the guy here's the voice, he sells his house,
Speaker 1: he goes to Vegas. He goes out in this airport.
Speaker 1: He's just standing there here.
Speaker 2: His ghost on OXA.
Speaker 1: He says, go to caesar went to Vegas. Crazy. The
Speaker 1: guy says, okay, I'll go to Caesar's. He gets at Caesars.
Speaker 1: He says, go to the roulette, will put it all
Speaker 1: on twenty four block? Who am I to argue? I've
Speaker 1: already sold my house, flew to Vegas. Now I'm at Caesar's.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put all my money on twenty four block. Here,
Speaker 1: you don't go, said? The guy runs the roulette, Will
Speaker 1: it lands on green zero zero? What he hears the
Speaker 1: voice go, oh darn.
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Speaker 3: By the way, really yeah, how many times does he
Speaker 3: cross his arms in this video?
Speaker 2: I had that T shirt, the sleeveless one that was
Speaker 2: purposely sleeveless, and then had that little checkered thing across
Speaker 2: the test.
Speaker 3: You have the mullet that went with uh yeah, it
Speaker 3: was eighty two.
Speaker 2: Man, it's in eighth grade or something. It's good times.
Speaker 3: It was great song.
Speaker 2: I used to go to mixers, dancer and mixers. Oh yeah, yeah. Alright, folks,
Speaker 2: we're gonna have a busy day. We're gonna take your
Speaker 2: phone calls next in about five or six minutes. Five
Speaker 2: seven one eight four eight four. We're gonna ask that
Speaker 2: twenty three and me, has anybody done that and had
Speaker 2: something weird happened? Or you discovered something that interesting about
Speaker 2: your family, like you're the opposite of what you thought
Speaker 2: you were, right? I think that happened a lot. So
Speaker 2: we'll take your calls. Five seven one eighty four eighty
Speaker 2: four is the phone number if you want to hold
Speaker 2: on for five or six minutes, and we'll call for
Speaker 2: that number yet again. The Great Pat Boone will join
Speaker 2: us on this show today, plus Frank ke Kelliengo kali Endo.
Speaker 2: He is in town. He does the impressions. I have
Speaker 2: not seen him in quite some time, but he's doing
Speaker 2: a gig somewhere.
Speaker 3: You just seeing him change voices just he will do
Speaker 3: that very quickly.
Speaker 1: He's amazing.
Speaker 2: No, he he really is. Uh And I think it
Speaker 2: is funny because he did so many voices that have
Speaker 2: been canceled, like you know he did Kevin Spacey and
Speaker 2: Gruden got canceled. Gruden's back down. But Gruden was canceled
Speaker 2: for a while. Yes, no, he was. He was blackballed
Speaker 2: from the NFL. Uh. So we'll have him on there
Speaker 2: too also so and then of course next hour we'll
Speaker 2: have realand years. We're gonna take calls next what on
Speaker 2: twenty three and me see if anybody's got any weird
Speaker 2: stories and stuff.
Speaker 1: I have another topic we could use to but Gus.
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Speaker 2: Jingle back after this news radio eight forty w h
Speaker 2: A s here we go.
Speaker 1: Look at me, I'm dancing like Stevie Nicks. Look me
Speaker 1: in the eyes, look.
Speaker 2: Like Stevie Nicks.
Speaker 1: Now, thank you.
Speaker 2: I think your shoulders are smaller than hers.
Speaker 1: Now, I think you all got feelings. Man, Some women
Speaker 1: find me desirable and think that my pencil like shape,
Speaker 1: my rounded oblong shape.
Speaker 2: Our guy. That's here for w am Z our sisters
Speaker 2: station Preston Cooper, Preston, you're looking boy? Hi, look you
Speaker 2: all out there singing to the sales show.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I guess I'm want to say to him.
Speaker 1: Maybe I won't. I don't know. You know who he
Speaker 1: reminds me of who? His face Vanilla Ice.
Speaker 2: I didn't look at him long enough to figure that out.
Speaker 1: I'm tell him don't.
Speaker 2: He's not even gonna know who Vanilla Ice is. And
Speaker 2: I say, Mario yesterday, Gus Mario didn't know who Bruce Springsteen?
Speaker 2: Or uh who who was the other artist? He didn't know? Oh?
Speaker 2: Who was Johnny be Good?
Speaker 1: Uh? Oh Chuck Berry? Yeah, he didn't know who Chuck Berry.
Speaker 2: Which I don't mind. If you don't know who Chuck
Speaker 2: Berry is, that's fine. He's Springsteen Springsteen.
Speaker 1: What's he gonna know about Springs?
Speaker 2: These kids? To do?
Speaker 1: You know what? I'm gonna tell anyone to say, hey,
Speaker 1: you look like Vanilla Ice, And if he goes, I
Speaker 1: don't know who that is. I'm gonna say, I've been
Speaker 1: works shopping this song and I want you to tell
Speaker 1: me about it.
Speaker 2: Is the most popular? All right? Five seven one, eight
Speaker 2: four eight four. If you have a twenty three in
Speaker 2: me story, somebody you know that they got their DNA
Speaker 2: back and they're nothing what they thought they were or
Speaker 2: what their ancestors told you. Or have you been trying
Speaker 2: down by a relative or or supposed relative that said, hey, uh,
Speaker 2: I think you're thinking my dad or I think we're brothers. Uh,
Speaker 2: twenty three meet five seven one eight four eighty four
Speaker 2: is the phone number?
Speaker 1: Is it true that when you sent your DNA in
Speaker 1: you just scraped it off the QMF COUF.
Speaker 2: So uh, my sister did it and then someone someone
Speaker 2: did contact and it was trying to make uh, trying
Speaker 2: to make it. She was very sweet. She was very sweet,
Speaker 2: and she was like, well, I think you're my uncle
Speaker 2: or something. And we sort of researching, and I you know,
Speaker 2: I contacted my mother and my sister and my siblings
Speaker 2: and everybody was like yeah, right, Like it wasn't It
Speaker 2: was like nobody was interested. Well, nobody was interested in this.
Speaker 2: They're like like, man, I was surprised though. I was like,
Speaker 2: maybe we go meet her or whatever, and they're like, yeah, no, yeah, no, at.
Speaker 1: Fifty six years old, do you really need another family member.
Speaker 2: I don't need another sister, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: We don't need it. Got more three of them, dude, Look,
Speaker 1: you don't need any more family members.
Speaker 2: Right right, five seven four is the phone number. So again,
Speaker 2: she was very nice. I was surprised. My siblings and
Speaker 2: my mom were like, yeah, we don't care. Whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she's fine, but.
Speaker 1: Most people, including Wittons, don't invent to be Wittings.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get to Mike. You're on news radio
Speaker 2: eight forty whs. What's up, Mike?
Speaker 4: What's going on? Guys? Yeah? So I have four siblings
Speaker 4: and uh my dad has five kids, and so he
Speaker 4: did my oldest brother did it twenty three me just
Speaker 4: for kicks and giggles.
Speaker 2: Right, oh boy?
Speaker 4: And uh he gets the results back and you know,
Speaker 4: it says, hey, you have a ninety nine percent match
Speaker 4: up in like Michigan.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I mean so so.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So my brother makes a trip up there to
Speaker 4: contacts this individual. And I have two sisters named Lindsay.
Speaker 2: Now no, no, wait a minut did two sisters named Lindsay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I already have a sister named Lindsay that
Speaker 4: grew up a long lost sibling in Michigan. Yes, we
Speaker 4: find out her name is Lindsay. She was adopted as
Speaker 4: a baby from you know, parents from Louisville. Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so did your dad do a lot of business
Speaker 1: traveling around Michigan or anything?
Speaker 2: Well, hang on, let's listen. Yeah, let's let's get dive
Speaker 2: into how did you feel about that? Did the family
Speaker 2: all kind of go, yeah, cool, let's do that.
Speaker 4: We or it was just like kind of we just
Speaker 4: kind of let it be. They made they had a
Speaker 4: they had a meeting. You know, I think she was
Speaker 4: kind of maybe I don't know about happy, but you know,
Speaker 4: she she realized, Okay, I have other family out there,
Speaker 4: but you know, she grew up being adopted and just
Speaker 4: you know, just I don't know, it was just a
Speaker 4: wild finder.
Speaker 2: That makes sense.
Speaker 1: How awkward is that meeting when you meet her?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, yeah I didn't meet her, but yes, my
Speaker 4: older brother said it was. It was definitely an odd
Speaker 4: thing because obviously, you know, she's half of her DNA
Speaker 4: is our DNA?
Speaker 2: Right, very simpilar to okay, is anybody finding? Is anybody finding?
Speaker 2: Weird that they both were named Lindsay, I don't.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, oh yes, I thought that was super super odd.
Speaker 2: You know it's super odd. Yes, dude, Mike, that's right.
Speaker 2: You know, great call Mike.
Speaker 4: Here.
Speaker 1: Know what I would hope for when I sat down
Speaker 1: across from her, I hope she would look at me
Speaker 1: and say something like, well, I've got your eyes or
Speaker 1: I've got your ears, so I could do the I
Speaker 1: got your nose.
Speaker 2: All right, you know, Mike, Great call, Great call, Thank you.
Speaker 2: Twenty three in me stories. Five seven one eight four
Speaker 2: eighty four is the phone number. Uh when I told
Speaker 2: I told you about my friends that lost a brother
Speaker 2: to drug addiction and then gained a brother the same
Speaker 2: month because they contacted him. Uh, my friend said to him, look,
Speaker 2: you're you're I'm not going to say the last name
Speaker 2: because he said you're a so, and so he goes,
Speaker 2: just want to let you know you didn't win the lottery.
Speaker 2: What about you didn't win the lottery. There's no money
Speaker 2: over here. Five seven one eight four is the phone
Speaker 2: that the same thing.
Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with this, But what about
Speaker 1: Bill Corgan or yeah, Bill Corgan for Smashing Pumpkins and
Speaker 1: Bill Burr, both of them named Bill years later down
Speaker 1: the road.
Speaker 2: It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable that that story is now just
Speaker 2: getting out. And it's funny because Bill Burr doesn't run
Speaker 2: from anything. But he's just like, I know, I don't
Speaker 2: want to talk about this. My dad, My dad did this.
Speaker 2: He was a great dad.
Speaker 1: And they're both named Bill, just like Mike's. And there's
Speaker 1: there's a name Lindsay.
Speaker 2: And they're both uber talented entertainers. And I thought that
Speaker 2: if you watch the video between those two, it is
Speaker 2: a very like the Smashing Pumpkins. Guy was like, hey, man,
Speaker 2: I'll leave. I thought I'll leave, dude.
Speaker 1: And see, I thought it was a goof. I thought
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 2: Any grifts have you run? You can tell what's what's
Speaker 2: a grift and what's not?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: And when he was just like basically and he goes
Speaker 2: and at the end he goes, now you can stay.
Speaker 2: He goes, yeah, you can stay. You know it's Bill
Speaker 2: Bill Burg. Yeah you stay. He was like, I like
Speaker 2: your music. I like your music, all right, So if
Speaker 2: you get another story forty four it we don't usually
Speaker 2: take calls. But we're gonna start doing that here in
Speaker 2: the New World. That's what we're calling it. Is that
Speaker 2: what we're calling the New World. As we travel to
Speaker 2: the New World.
Speaker 1: Well, flying sucks especially. I can't imagine international flying. Man,
Speaker 1: I've got friends. It's you know, they go over to
Speaker 1: Europe and different places, and where do you go. I'm
Speaker 1: not doing the Maybe if I did like that, you know,
Speaker 1: you get a your own cubicle.
Speaker 2: You see those, it'd be nice.
Speaker 1: That'd be nice.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: No, one likes a fly delay. It's even worse when
Speaker 1: the delay is called by a rookie mistake. Flight from
Speaker 1: Los Angeles to Shanghai had to make a pit stop
Speaker 1: at San Francisco because one of the pilots.
Speaker 2: Hang on, hang on, let me say it having a
Speaker 2: bad day. That I mean, this is a commercial having
Speaker 2: a bad day. You are responsible for turning a plane around.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Oh yeah, this is a really bad day.
Speaker 1: That's right, because it was due to the pilot. The
Speaker 1: pilot had forgotten his passport.
Speaker 2: The pilot forgot her passport. Didn't do that, so they
Speaker 2: had to turn the plane around. Can you imagine the
Speaker 2: sinking feeling like on the way to the airport. Don't
Speaker 2: you go you double check. Now it's on your phone
Speaker 2: and stuff. You're like, we got her tickets. Remember the
Speaker 2: old age, you gotta got your tickets. Do we have
Speaker 2: the tickets? Think of the heart sinking moment when she
Speaker 2: is in the co pilot seat and she's like, I
Speaker 2: don't have my passport. They have to turn the plane around.
Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta lie and say his mechanical issues right.
Speaker 1: You can't let the people on the plane know that
Speaker 1: we're turning around and we're.
Speaker 2: Gonna How long were they in the flight? Was it
Speaker 2: two hours or something?
Speaker 1: It was a two hours? Listen to this. This is horrible.
Speaker 1: As a result, the flight was supposed to be fourteen
Speaker 1: hours from Los Angeles Shanghai. Suddenly it turned into a
Speaker 1: twenty four hour plus ordeal. Oh the plane sat on
Speaker 1: the tarmac for over six hours.
Speaker 2: Oh stet stupid.
Speaker 1: Why waiting on the crew with past a new crew?
Speaker 1: They had to get an entire new crew because you know,
Speaker 1: now everybody's over hours. You know you can only fly. Oh,
Speaker 1: so now you get an entire new crew to fly
Speaker 1: to UH to San Francisco, board the plane and take
Speaker 1: it to the next journey. But that's what pisses me
Speaker 1: off about airlines. There'll be a mechanical issue or something,
Speaker 1: and they know it's gonna be every bit of two hours,
Speaker 1: right or whatever it is. Let us off the freaking tube. Man,
Speaker 1: it's uncomfortable in there.
Speaker 2: Hell or not depends on making your connection. That's the
Speaker 2: way I grade flying. Now. If I'm traveling somewhere, did
Speaker 2: I make my connection? If I make my connection, everything's good.
Speaker 2: I'm landing in the time I'm supposed to. The problem
Speaker 2: is things back up. You don't realize that you're forty
Speaker 2: seven gates away and they and it's like, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm getting off this plane. You know it's a fifteen
Speaker 2: minute walk. Why are you taking off? Wait for me?
Speaker 1: Well so anyway, But yeah, but then they have another
Speaker 1: connect that they're making probably.
Speaker 2: Be more important.
Speaker 1: Oh is that it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hey, Gus, how does Tony VENETI screwing the light bulb?
Speaker 3: How does Tony Vanetti screw in a light bub I
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Speaker 1: Me, hey, I just heard the light boob in the
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Speaker 2: Thank you bad doing every day. Oh, by the way, guys,
Speaker 2: I'm going to post a video. Oh you gotta we
Speaker 2: got to play it on the air, right, No, I
Speaker 2: don't know. Oh, come on, it's a video.
Speaker 1: Uh, it's uh, but there's still audio to it.
Speaker 2: Do you remember Louisville Tonight? Yeah? Yeah, I think it
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Speaker 2: Back in the day before the internet. Remember, they had
Speaker 2: like dating services where you had to go in and
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Speaker 2: unquote celebrity dating videos. So they said, who's single, that's
Speaker 2: local celebrities. So it's nineteen ninety four and they're like,
Speaker 2: let's do Venetti. So they did my dating video at
Speaker 2: the old studios at WQMF. It's two minutes long and
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Speaker 1: It does look great.
Speaker 2: And I want to say thank you. Do we grow
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Speaker 1: I want to I want to think we grow hair
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Speaker 1: Did you?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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