WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.120 --> 00:00:07.719 Still waiting on Daniel, fix my mic He needs. 2 00:00:08.039 --> 00:00:09.599 Sounds nice check one. 3 00:00:09.800 --> 00:00:14.279 He needs a tool to fix my a tool. We're 4 00:00:14.279 --> 00:00:16.800 gonna find out if we got some tools in the story, Djo. 5 00:00:17.239 --> 00:00:20.079 This one's pretty obvious, but I had to share it anyway. 6 00:00:20.359 --> 00:00:23.559 Let's call this woman Judy. Hey Judy, thanks for listening. 7 00:00:23.800 --> 00:00:31.600 Gdy, that's my that's my Clark gable gid. 8 00:00:31.719 --> 00:00:33.759 Judy said that she and her fiance are set to 9 00:00:33.799 --> 00:00:37.039 be married in three months, and they've chosen a catered 10 00:00:37.079 --> 00:00:40.399 menu that we love, with a mix of options including steak, salmon, 11 00:00:40.439 --> 00:00:42.000 and a vegetarian. 12 00:00:41.399 --> 00:00:42.759 Dish over the top. 13 00:00:43.320 --> 00:00:46.520 Her future sister in law, Maggie, has recently gone vegan 14 00:00:46.880 --> 00:00:50.119 and informed the bride that her wedding menu will not 15 00:00:50.240 --> 00:00:53.000 work for me. Of course, she demanded that I work 16 00:00:53.039 --> 00:00:55.640 with the caterer to add a fully vegan entre just 17 00:00:55.679 --> 00:00:56.000 for her. 18 00:00:56.719 --> 00:00:58.399 She's asked me to change the cake. 19 00:00:58.200 --> 00:01:00.359 Flavor to a vegan one so she can eat too, 20 00:01:01.119 --> 00:01:03.920 But obviously I shut her down before she could even explore. 21 00:01:03.600 --> 00:01:04.799 This idea further good. 22 00:01:05.840 --> 00:01:08.920 After telling Maggie that she'd already finalized the menu and 23 00:01:08.959 --> 00:01:12.920 signed the contract, it further developed. She didn't take it 24 00:01:12.920 --> 00:01:16.120 well and accused me of being inconsiderate. Now my future 25 00:01:16.120 --> 00:01:19.159 mother in law is involved, saying Maggie feels excluded and 26 00:01:19.200 --> 00:01:21.400 I should just add one vegan meal because it's not 27 00:01:21.480 --> 00:01:22.760 that hard to accommodate her. 28 00:01:23.599 --> 00:01:24.359 But here's the thing. 29 00:01:24.439 --> 00:01:27.799 Adding a vegan entre requires renegotiating the contract and paying 30 00:01:27.840 --> 00:01:30.280 extra fees, which I'm not willing to do this close 31 00:01:30.319 --> 00:01:34.439 to the wedding. Then she found out Judy did that. 32 00:01:34.480 --> 00:01:38.799 Maggie contacted the wedding caterer herself. Two hours ago, I 33 00:01:38.799 --> 00:01:41.599 got a call from the caterer. Apparently Maggie had contacted them, 34 00:01:41.599 --> 00:01:44.760 pretending to be me, asking for a menu revision. 35 00:01:45.400 --> 00:01:46.400 I already got it solved. 36 00:01:46.439 --> 00:01:47.560 I don't believe any of it. 37 00:01:47.640 --> 00:01:47.959 Go ahead. 38 00:01:48.079 --> 00:01:49.159 I don't believe any of it. 39 00:01:49.519 --> 00:01:51.040 He got solved, but go ahead. 40 00:01:51.120 --> 00:01:54.680 She requested them to add five new vegan dishes. Not 41 00:01:54.799 --> 00:01:56.959 only did Maggie make the request, but she confirmed that 42 00:01:57.000 --> 00:01:59.799 adding another fifteen hundred dollars to the budget would be fine. 43 00:02:01.000 --> 00:02:03.599 When confronted, Maggie did not offer an apology, but said, 44 00:02:03.599 --> 00:02:05.760 I was just trying to fix your mistake. If you're 45 00:02:05.799 --> 00:02:07.719 not going to take initiative to provide for your guests. 46 00:02:07.719 --> 00:02:09.960 At least let me do it for you. I told 47 00:02:10.000 --> 00:02:12.280 her she crossed a line if she couldn't respect my choice, 48 00:02:12.280 --> 00:02:15.280 so she didn't need to come to the wedding. I'm 49 00:02:15.319 --> 00:02:17.919 standing my ground, says Judy. Am I a tool. 50 00:02:18.199 --> 00:02:21.000 You're not a tool. I got solution you ready? 51 00:02:21.240 --> 00:02:22.080 Yeah, there you go. 52 00:02:23.639 --> 00:02:26.000 You don't buy the vegan meal, but when the meals 53 00:02:26.039 --> 00:02:27.960 are served, you go over and you put a big 54 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:30.599 fat cucumber, a whole cucumber on her plate. And see, 55 00:02:30.879 --> 00:02:33.800 here's your vegan meal. If you don't like it, go 56 00:02:33.879 --> 00:02:34.680 blank yourself. 57 00:02:35.520 --> 00:02:38.159 All right, well let's not try that now. Why why 58 00:02:38.960 --> 00:02:41.560 of all, let's dive into do you trust a Judy 59 00:02:41.800 --> 00:02:43.280 or do you trust a Maggie? 60 00:02:43.560 --> 00:02:43.879 Judy? 61 00:02:44.520 --> 00:02:47.280 You is a normal who's the more devious in room? 62 00:02:47.560 --> 00:02:52.919 Is a Judy seems like more of a judas to me? No, no, no, Maggie, 63 00:02:52.960 --> 00:02:56.080 Maggie seems solid. Or as Maggie, Maggie. 64 00:02:55.800 --> 00:02:58.400 The cat who was the vegan? 65 00:02:58.919 --> 00:02:59.879 Maggie is the vegan. 66 00:03:00.000 --> 00:03:01.759 Oh then yeah, the. 67 00:03:01.759 --> 00:03:05.479 Question is simple, Stann tasked. All right, yeah, Judy or Maggie. 68 00:03:05.599 --> 00:03:08.479 Who do you trust more? Judy Maggie? Judy? 69 00:03:08.520 --> 00:03:09.280 Probably a Judy? 70 00:03:09.400 --> 00:03:09.719 Judy? 71 00:03:10.039 --> 00:03:10.800 You trust Judy. 72 00:03:10.919 --> 00:03:13.520 Yeah, normal, Yeah, because I'm going to Saint Jude. 73 00:03:13.840 --> 00:03:16.319 But I trust I trust the margaret. 74 00:03:17.280 --> 00:03:19.919 It is more trustworthy. All right, let's get it. So 75 00:03:19.960 --> 00:03:24.800 when the story started, I said, I wonder if she said, 76 00:03:25.240 --> 00:03:29.919 can you please just give me one vegan meal? And 77 00:03:29.960 --> 00:03:33.240 then that the sister heard. Because people don't hear what 78 00:03:33.280 --> 00:03:36.120 you say. They hear what they want to hear. 79 00:03:36.319 --> 00:03:38.360 Here he is taking the side of the vegan. 80 00:03:38.800 --> 00:03:42.599 I'm saying that sometimes when they say, oh, is there 81 00:03:42.599 --> 00:03:46.400 any way you could get like one vegan meal, the 82 00:03:46.520 --> 00:03:50.879 sister translate that story into she demanded a vegan meal 83 00:03:51.120 --> 00:03:54.000 after we ordered all of our That's not the case. 84 00:03:54.639 --> 00:03:56.800 I've never read a meta vegan that didn't tell everybody 85 00:03:56.800 --> 00:03:58.039 in the room that they were vegan. 86 00:03:58.400 --> 00:04:01.280 You listen, you can't even be objective about this story. 87 00:04:01.439 --> 00:04:02.000 Look at me. 88 00:04:02.520 --> 00:04:02.919 You should. 89 00:04:03.240 --> 00:04:05.919 I don't need anything with a face. You should recuse 90 00:04:06.000 --> 00:04:08.680 anything if it has nipples, it's not for me. 91 00:04:08.919 --> 00:04:12.800 If you should recuse yourself from this, oh okay, on 92 00:04:13.080 --> 00:04:15.479 not no nipple? Yeah, well he's got three nips. 93 00:04:15.520 --> 00:04:15.879 Got three? 94 00:04:16.040 --> 00:04:19.600 Listen, recuse yourself from this because you you hate vegans or. 95 00:04:19.600 --> 00:04:21.600 No, I don't hate vegans. No, I know there's some 96 00:04:21.639 --> 00:04:23.800 people have to be vegan back because of hell, there's 97 00:04:23.839 --> 00:04:25.959 some people because of Uh, it's just. 98 00:04:25.920 --> 00:04:29.240 Showing until Dave you said, I just don't. 99 00:04:29.279 --> 00:04:29.800 Here's the thing. 100 00:04:29.959 --> 00:04:31.800 I think the mom's got something to do with this too. 101 00:04:31.879 --> 00:04:36.000 There's always mom. There's a conversation. So everything really escalated 102 00:04:36.079 --> 00:04:39.480 after the mom, right, So the mom didn't help the situation. 103 00:04:40.120 --> 00:04:42.439 So now she's calling the caterer and saying it's her. 104 00:04:42.480 --> 00:04:45.639 The caterer doesn't know who she is, and she did. 105 00:04:45.680 --> 00:04:48.959 She say she was her sister, Judy, sister in law. 106 00:04:49.040 --> 00:04:49.560 Yeah, sister. 107 00:04:50.920 --> 00:04:51.040 Uh. 108 00:04:53.040 --> 00:04:55.120 I think everybody in the damn thing is a tool. 109 00:04:55.399 --> 00:04:57.120 I think they could have fixed it pretty easily, and 110 00:04:57.160 --> 00:04:59.439 they don't. And this is what goes wrong with weddings 111 00:04:59.560 --> 00:05:01.600 because we promise our little girls we're going to have 112 00:05:01.639 --> 00:05:03.319 this perfect, stupid expensive day. 113 00:05:03.439 --> 00:05:06.160 Maggie is her husband to be his sister. 114 00:05:07.079 --> 00:05:07.319 Yes. 115 00:05:07.720 --> 00:05:10.720 Oh, so here's what you do, her sister go to 116 00:05:10.800 --> 00:05:13.720 a nice restaurant, have somebody drop by a nice restaurant, 117 00:05:13.759 --> 00:05:16.240 get a vegan carry out meal and bring it to 118 00:05:16.279 --> 00:05:16.600 their wedding. 119 00:05:16.759 --> 00:05:19.279 Tell her to bring their own damn food served. 120 00:05:19.800 --> 00:05:22.279 You get the vegan nose if you're a vegan, you 121 00:05:22.319 --> 00:05:24.319 know how to handle yourself. You go get your own food. 122 00:05:24.560 --> 00:05:27.079 Is there a there's no salad? I mean there's gotta 123 00:05:27.079 --> 00:05:29.000 be salad. Just say you know what, don't eat the. 124 00:05:28.959 --> 00:05:32.720 Meat part, guarantee you. Becky Jennings does not make people 125 00:05:32.959 --> 00:05:36.600 change their damn menus. Probably she knows how to say, well, 126 00:05:36.600 --> 00:05:39.399 I'll eat before we go. That those are simple words 127 00:05:39.480 --> 00:05:42.439 to do with people that that were they serving, eat 128 00:05:42.600 --> 00:05:44.600 before you go. When you're on a diet. When you 129 00:05:44.639 --> 00:05:46.319 were dieting, remember what you do. 130 00:05:46.519 --> 00:05:48.240 I would take my own meals to restaurant. 131 00:05:48.240 --> 00:05:50.360 You would take your own meals or just eat. I 132 00:05:50.439 --> 00:05:52.000 didn't tell you to do that. I told you just 133 00:05:52.079 --> 00:05:53.079 eat before you. 134 00:05:53.519 --> 00:05:55.759 But I would. I would like, like if we had 135 00:05:56.120 --> 00:05:58.040 a dinner or something. I want to tell we had 136 00:05:58.040 --> 00:06:00.959 a record rep or something, we had to go and 137 00:06:01.000 --> 00:06:03.839 I took my own meal because because our meal preps 138 00:06:04.079 --> 00:06:05.000 just so. 139 00:06:06.000 --> 00:06:08.399 People like vegans, they know how to do this. This 140 00:06:08.480 --> 00:06:11.439 is unusual story. I think everybody's a tool. Get over it. Weddings. 141 00:06:11.720 --> 00:06:13.759 You know it's the tool, the wedding, the wedding, the wedding, 142 00:06:13.879 --> 00:06:14.439 that's the tool. 143 00:06:15.079 --> 00:06:18.120 Was it goober pile that did the Judy wasn't that 144 00:06:18.199 --> 00:06:18.759 Goober Pile? 145 00:06:19.040 --> 00:06:20.519 No, yeah, it was Googer. 146 00:06:20.879 --> 00:06:22.279 Yeah that was Goomer Pile. 147 00:06:22.480 --> 00:06:26.240 No, what Gomer is Goober's cousin. And they met these 148 00:06:26.240 --> 00:06:28.319 two girls from Mount Pilot and they were trying to 149 00:06:28.920 --> 00:06:30.800 get him, turn him on, They were trying to get 150 00:06:30.839 --> 00:06:33.279 with him, you know, And so he did the impression 151 00:06:33.319 --> 00:06:34.759 of Clark Gable or somebody. 152 00:06:34.439 --> 00:06:37.519 Said, thank you, Norm McDonald. 153 00:06:37.079 --> 00:06:42.920 You're so well you know, uh, smuggling from Mexico? News flash? 154 00:06:43.079 --> 00:06:46.279 Are you doing another stupid smuggling story? Which one is this? 155 00:06:47.639 --> 00:06:49.480 We should play smugglers blues. 156 00:06:49.639 --> 00:06:51.800 No, it's the only way to make it interesting. Go 157 00:06:52.800 --> 00:06:54.600 where are they smuggling drugs from Mexico? 158 00:06:54.720 --> 00:06:57.160 Were move it in Miami? Were selling it? 159 00:06:57.279 --> 00:06:58.800 A late he news everybody? 160 00:06:58.879 --> 00:07:01.839 Dang wait at wait wait, there's a there's a there's 161 00:07:01.839 --> 00:07:03.800 a smuggling drug story from Mexico. 162 00:07:04.560 --> 00:07:06.839 Yeah, here we go, So here we go on news 163 00:07:06.879 --> 00:07:08.000 RADIOA forty. 164 00:07:08.120 --> 00:07:12.120 W h A s No, you missed it, you missed it. No, 165 00:07:12.160 --> 00:07:23.160 it's news who it's a good song. Alright, tell us 166 00:07:23.560 --> 00:07:25.879 how did they stuff they stood? Did he stuff them 167 00:07:25.879 --> 00:07:27.199 in clay? Pussycats? 168 00:07:27.319 --> 00:07:30.040 Or I beg our band name? 169 00:07:30.120 --> 00:07:33.279 I had pussycats? That's good. 170 00:07:34.240 --> 00:07:38.240 Well it's not. Drugs are being smuggled over from the 171 00:07:39.199 --> 00:07:43.199 Mexico to US border. It seems as eggs are now 172 00:07:43.319 --> 00:07:46.680 being well this is this is, this is this is 173 00:07:46.720 --> 00:07:47.519 poor and part hang on. 174 00:07:51.480 --> 00:07:53.079 Like Glenn Froy was so good. 175 00:07:52.920 --> 00:07:54.160 Nineteen eighties in Miami. 176 00:07:54.240 --> 00:07:55.360 He was so mad. 177 00:07:55.639 --> 00:07:57.959 Remember when all had like three agents. 178 00:07:58.040 --> 00:08:01.480 So so you know when Miami Vice and the cocaine 179 00:08:01.519 --> 00:08:05.120 cowboys and yeah, that blood, I mean it was just 180 00:08:05.160 --> 00:08:09.319 a river of blood Miami. You know who was who 181 00:08:09.399 --> 00:08:12.240 was down there at the time, Chief Rick Sanders. 182 00:08:12.360 --> 00:08:14.879 Yeah he was working Dea. 183 00:08:15.240 --> 00:08:18.920 Yeah, he's working Dea down there anyway. Yeah, it's eggs 184 00:08:18.920 --> 00:08:23.319 are being smuggled. Eggs in Mexico costs two thirds less. 185 00:08:23.120 --> 00:08:23.920 Than they do here. 186 00:08:24.079 --> 00:08:28.319 You can't keister those, yes you can, well, I don't know. 187 00:08:28.920 --> 00:08:32.399 You got hard boil them first, depends on the keister. 188 00:08:33.200 --> 00:08:33.759 Oh true, d. 189 00:08:35.840 --> 00:08:38.799 Eggs in Mexico are two thirds less than they cost 190 00:08:38.879 --> 00:08:41.559 so here in the US. New data from the US 191 00:08:41.679 --> 00:08:45.360 Customs and Border Protection have shown the illegal egg imports 192 00:08:45.440 --> 00:08:50.000 are on the rise. As long as you declare them, 193 00:08:50.000 --> 00:08:53.240 you can bring some eggs over. It isn't a crime. 194 00:08:53.799 --> 00:08:58.879 But recent numbers showed that undeclared eggs confensation confiscation has 195 00:08:59.000 --> 00:09:02.080 risen up thirty six percent overall from the Texas board. 196 00:09:02.120 --> 00:09:03.519 They have to get rid of them too. So it's 197 00:09:03.559 --> 00:09:03.879 a shame. 198 00:09:04.200 --> 00:09:07.399 Oh, it's risen one hundred percent near the San Diego border. 199 00:09:07.399 --> 00:09:10.120 It's all coming down. The wholesale market is now down 200 00:09:10.200 --> 00:09:13.480 fifty percent, So eggs are down fifty percent on the wholesale. 201 00:09:13.480 --> 00:09:15.399 It hasn't reached your grocery store yet, you know, but 202 00:09:15.480 --> 00:09:17.559 it'll be there in the next couple of weeks. 203 00:09:17.639 --> 00:09:20.360 How long does it take to grow a chicken? Okay, 204 00:09:20.399 --> 00:09:21.879 so it's been five years now. 205 00:09:22.000 --> 00:09:24.440 Yeah, So what happened. COVID did this a lot with 206 00:09:24.480 --> 00:09:27.720 a lot of businesses didn't necessarily have to do with eggs. 207 00:09:27.759 --> 00:09:30.360 But so they lost money in COVID, some of them 208 00:09:30.399 --> 00:09:33.240 because the world shut down. So when they ramp back up, 209 00:09:33.240 --> 00:09:36.639 they said everything's more expensive because of YadA YadA. Well 210 00:09:36.679 --> 00:09:40.440 they gouged the US consumer to say we need to 211 00:09:40.519 --> 00:09:42.960 make our money back. Well, you know what happens, they 212 00:09:43.000 --> 00:09:45.840 put it at a certain point. They're not bringing it back down. No, 213 00:09:46.279 --> 00:09:48.960 So what happened was the DOJ said, hey, hey, hey, 214 00:09:49.080 --> 00:09:51.440 egg guy, we're kind of through this. 215 00:09:51.480 --> 00:09:55.399 Flu stop stop well, masogynistic bastard. 216 00:09:55.399 --> 00:09:56.000 I'm sorry. 217 00:09:56.080 --> 00:09:58.039 How do you know it's not an egg lady? 218 00:09:58.240 --> 00:10:02.240 I'm sorry, egg lady, it's twenty three dude. Hey, DOJ said, 219 00:10:02.279 --> 00:10:03.600 hey egg lady, there you go. 220 00:10:03.679 --> 00:10:07.240 Could be no, listen you non gender specific egg person, 221 00:10:07.519 --> 00:10:10.320 could be egg they Yeah, it could be them, egg them. 222 00:10:10.480 --> 00:10:15.840 So the DOJ said, hey, hey they egg person. Uh, 223 00:10:16.639 --> 00:10:19.919 we are you gouging? Because I think what we're gonna 224 00:10:19.919 --> 00:10:22.240 do is we're going to look into what you're really 225 00:10:22.720 --> 00:10:24.559 you're saying you're cost up because of this? 226 00:10:25.200 --> 00:10:26.120 Are they well? 227 00:10:26.480 --> 00:10:29.279 Are they not? So? Then magically we just found. 228 00:10:29.120 --> 00:10:31.840 A whole warehouse of chickens we forgot about. So now 229 00:10:31.840 --> 00:10:33.320 we're good, we're going to hold these prices. 230 00:10:34.080 --> 00:10:38.080 Magically, the number has fallen fifty percent after the DOJ said, 231 00:10:38.440 --> 00:10:39.159 are you gouging? 232 00:10:39.879 --> 00:10:40.759 Things that make you go? 233 00:10:41.399 --> 00:10:43.480 I just wish if they would have had a little 234 00:10:43.720 --> 00:10:46.600 mask for these chickens to wear during COVID that would 235 00:10:46.639 --> 00:10:48.399 have prevented everything. You don't want to see what they 236 00:10:48.440 --> 00:10:49.559 put them right there on their peckers. 237 00:10:49.559 --> 00:10:51.360 You don't want to see what they go through. You 238 00:10:51.399 --> 00:10:51.759 don't want to. 239 00:10:51.840 --> 00:10:53.399 I've seen it. 240 00:10:53.879 --> 00:10:55.080 I've seen a hatchery before. 241 00:10:55.120 --> 00:10:55.879 You don't want to see it. 242 00:10:56.000 --> 00:10:58.639 Oh you never I've seen a hatchery, and you never 243 00:10:58.679 --> 00:10:59.519 get it out of your mind. 244 00:10:59.679 --> 00:11:02.000 I can see how. I can see how people say, 245 00:11:02.000 --> 00:11:03.320 I'm done with chicken. I can't do this. 246 00:11:04.200 --> 00:11:05.960 You never get it out of your mind. 247 00:11:05.559 --> 00:11:08.080 It's there, you know. They get them fat so fast, 248 00:11:08.159 --> 00:11:11.279 they break their little legs so they can't come on. 249 00:11:11.799 --> 00:11:14.120 They feed them, They feed them with all this stuff, 250 00:11:14.200 --> 00:11:17.000 so they get so fat and their legs crushed, so 251 00:11:17.039 --> 00:11:19.000 it's all the and they have broken legs, so all 252 00:11:19.039 --> 00:11:24.799 of them are just kind of going and they kick them. 253 00:11:24.879 --> 00:11:27.840 And then they take bags like in the bags of 254 00:11:27.840 --> 00:11:30.799 the Doritos, and they just throw they don't open the bag, 255 00:11:30.879 --> 00:11:32.919 they just throw the plastic bag in it. It chops them 256 00:11:32.960 --> 00:11:40.919 all up, and that's what they're eating. I'm done. Yeah, 257 00:11:40.919 --> 00:11:45.240 I'm done. I'm good. And then when they kill them, 258 00:11:45.279 --> 00:11:49.919 they pull the pull their heads off, not cut their 259 00:11:49.919 --> 00:11:54.600 hair off, they pull the head off the body. I'm sorry, 260 00:11:54.639 --> 00:12:03.679 come back, it's okay, we'll talk. Uh, we'll talk basketball. Yeah, 261 00:12:03.720 --> 00:12:05.080 thank you. 262 00:12:05.080 --> 00:12:09.879 You have to be talking about chickens and speaking of basketball. 263 00:12:10.320 --> 00:12:11.720 Basketball, basketball. 264 00:12:11.960 --> 00:12:13.559 The optics of. 265 00:12:13.559 --> 00:12:16.519 North Carolina, I agree, horrible. 266 00:12:17.000 --> 00:12:17.960 The governor. 267 00:12:18.080 --> 00:12:19.879 And that was explained to me last night in the 268 00:12:20.080 --> 00:12:21.480 in our Southern cover hot time. 269 00:12:22.159 --> 00:12:22.600 It was jack. 270 00:12:22.639 --> 00:12:25.840 When the in laws came over, I saw. I got 271 00:12:25.879 --> 00:12:29.960 two questions, what's a quad? And what does this mean? 272 00:12:30.080 --> 00:12:34.039 The optics of North Carolina are really bad. We talked 273 00:12:34.039 --> 00:12:35.919 about I said, well, I overheard in a conversation. I 274 00:12:35.960 --> 00:12:38.759 tried to use it for myself when they started talking 275 00:12:38.759 --> 00:12:41.600 at sports ball. So yeah, but you know what, that 276 00:12:41.759 --> 00:12:42.360 is horrible. 277 00:12:43.120 --> 00:12:43.919 It is horrible. 278 00:12:44.000 --> 00:12:45.759 And the fact that he got a bonus, that guy 279 00:12:45.759 --> 00:12:47.639 got a one hundred thousand dollars bonus from them, making it 280 00:12:47.679 --> 00:12:50.600 too all right, So West Virginia's government got to the 281 00:12:50.600 --> 00:12:55.919 podium yesterday and he was hammering the NC double A. Uh, 282 00:12:56.000 --> 00:12:59.159 talking about the difference when the governor is suing the 283 00:12:59.240 --> 00:13:01.639 NC double A. You know, the bracket is screwed up, 284 00:13:02.039 --> 00:13:04.919 but it doesn't matter. The bracket is in. You can't 285 00:13:05.039 --> 00:13:10.440 change it. It's an invite. Only West Virginia's out. It's wrong, wrong, wrong. 286 00:13:10.519 --> 00:13:14.320 What's gonna happen is that that not very good North 287 00:13:14.320 --> 00:13:17.039 Carolina team is gonna win a bunch of games and 288 00:13:17.120 --> 00:13:20.279 piss everybody off. That's what's gonna happen. 289 00:13:20.559 --> 00:13:22.080 And that's gonna affect the quads. 290 00:13:22.600 --> 00:13:23.200 Yeah, we did. 291 00:13:23.639 --> 00:13:27.279 It affect the quads and the optics of the quads. 292 00:13:28.159 --> 00:13:34.960 Thank you for your analysis, Jim Beheim. But Louisville, I'm 293 00:13:34.960 --> 00:13:37.440 not scared of Creighton. They're good. All right, We're gonna 294 00:13:37.440 --> 00:13:38.639 have a home game in Lexington. 295 00:13:38.879 --> 00:13:42.960 They got the two best dunkers in college basketball, Okay, 296 00:13:43.080 --> 00:13:44.440 Scott and their dude. 297 00:13:44.559 --> 00:13:47.039 Yeah yeah, I'm just in the country. Yeah, I'm in. 298 00:13:47.200 --> 00:13:49.799 I'm in. And we got rain back. We got the 299 00:13:49.840 --> 00:13:54.120 Australian guy. He's not related, not related to the guy. 300 00:13:54.279 --> 00:13:54.919 Where the what? 301 00:13:56.720 --> 00:13:59.600 There goes my bracket? I wanted to be the first 302 00:13:59.600 --> 00:14:01.080 to say it. I always gonna be the first to 303 00:14:01.080 --> 00:14:04.279 say it every year. That goes my Dammit, that goes 304 00:14:04.279 --> 00:14:04.879 my bracket. 305 00:14:05.440 --> 00:14:06.919 So stupid, you guys. Hear this story. 306 00:14:07.600 --> 00:14:10.639 Last week, a Peruvian fisherman was rescued. He was drifting 307 00:14:10.679 --> 00:14:12.480 at sea for ninety four days. 308 00:14:12.519 --> 00:14:14.440 I saw pictures. He looked way too fat to be 309 00:14:14.480 --> 00:14:16.879 at sea for ninety days. Okay, it's a lie. 310 00:14:17.000 --> 00:14:18.240 What's wrong with this sentence? 311 00:14:18.799 --> 00:14:21.879 Last week, a Peruvian fisherman was rescued after drifting at 312 00:14:21.919 --> 00:14:25.840 sea for ninety four days, surviving on birds turtles and cockroaches. 313 00:14:26.000 --> 00:14:29.120 Yeah, where's wrong. 314 00:14:29.279 --> 00:14:30.159 He's a fisherman. 315 00:14:30.360 --> 00:14:31.360 Where's he getting the turtle? 316 00:14:31.480 --> 00:14:35.320 You can't catch a fish, right, that's true. 317 00:14:35.559 --> 00:14:39.399 Hey, I'm telling you something's off. You know, Normally when 318 00:14:39.440 --> 00:14:42.200 people come off the boat after ninety days or sixty days, 319 00:14:42.240 --> 00:14:46.519 they're like emaciated. Right, look him up, he's he looks good. 320 00:14:46.799 --> 00:14:49.320 He wasn't emaciated. He looked full of maciated. 321 00:14:49.879 --> 00:14:53.840 Maximo Napa is his name, don't I don't something's off? 322 00:14:54.039 --> 00:14:57.159 Ninety four days and then the Turtle Society. 323 00:14:58.200 --> 00:15:00.919 Protesting when he got back. You know, that's you know 324 00:15:00.960 --> 00:15:05.600 why they thought him eating the turtles was shellfish. 325 00:15:05.840 --> 00:15:06.679 No, I knew it was coming. 326 00:15:06.759 --> 00:15:07.399 That was coming up. 327 00:15:07.399 --> 00:15:10.039 Man was putting a dollar in that you earned an 328 00:15:10.120 --> 00:15:10.639 hour ago. 329 00:15:10.960 --> 00:15:12.360 I'm off because your chicken story. 330 00:15:12.440 --> 00:15:16.360 The nineteen eighties. This guy is coming up the ramp 331 00:15:16.480 --> 00:15:19.360 with the press and everybody. There's a guy in a 332 00:15:19.399 --> 00:15:23.080 bad suit and he's opening a piece of gum and 333 00:15:23.120 --> 00:15:25.919 he says, yeah, it's something I don't like about it. Yeah, 334 00:15:26.000 --> 00:15:29.639 he's a detective. Detective putting a piece of come in 335 00:15:29.639 --> 00:15:31.360 his mouth. He goes, there's something I don't like about it. 336 00:15:31.440 --> 00:15:35.399 Everybody else is doing this. Yeah, that's open. It just 337 00:15:35.440 --> 00:15:38.320 surely he got fatter on cockroaches. 338 00:15:38.759 --> 00:15:41.759 I'm telling you, he does not look like he's been 339 00:15:41.799 --> 00:15:44.519 at sea for ninety if you had a diet for 340 00:15:44.679 --> 00:15:48.320 ninety days of turtles every couple of weeks. 341 00:15:48.480 --> 00:15:50.440 Is this a guy that wants to sell his story? 342 00:15:50.639 --> 00:15:53.919 I don't know. Look at unless he started at three 343 00:15:53.960 --> 00:15:56.080 hundred pounds, I don't know what. 344 00:16:00.080 --> 00:16:00.799 Are we claiming this? 345 00:16:00.879 --> 00:16:01.200 All right? 346 00:16:01.360 --> 00:16:04.360 So when he got back and not all the turtles 347 00:16:04.360 --> 00:16:07.960 were eating, do you think those turtles? Shelbrated? 348 00:16:08.879 --> 00:16:10.759 Oh no, put another dollar in. Come on, No, no, 349 00:16:10.799 --> 00:16:13.320 you don't get a rim shot for that. Shelebrated. No, 350 00:16:13.519 --> 00:16:14.679 you're trying too hard. 351 00:16:15.039 --> 00:16:16.240 You're a shell of yourself. 352 00:16:16.759 --> 00:16:17.360 Yeah you are? 353 00:16:17.720 --> 00:16:18.600 What is that? What about that? 354 00:16:18.639 --> 00:16:20.840 Actually, Dave, you get a dollar out for a shell 355 00:16:20.919 --> 00:16:21.480 of yourself? 356 00:16:21.519 --> 00:16:21.840 Thank you? 357 00:16:22.200 --> 00:16:24.919 It really is this. It's good and creative and you 358 00:16:24.960 --> 00:16:25.600 will be missed. 359 00:16:25.720 --> 00:16:27.519 You're like Shelbright. 360 00:16:28.440 --> 00:16:29.919 Shell a bread as long as you sang the song 361 00:16:30.000 --> 00:16:30.200 like that. 362 00:16:30.279 --> 00:16:35.759 Now, yeah, break good time. Come, let's shelbrate. 363 00:16:35.879 --> 00:16:37.519 No, let's celebrate today. 364 00:16:37.639 --> 00:16:41.720 Lots of Pasta's anniversary is underway. 365 00:16:40.080 --> 00:16:42.200 D D Birthday. 366 00:16:43.320 --> 00:16:46.919 Everything is twenty percent off today. The family sized entrees, 367 00:16:46.960 --> 00:16:49.279 the coffee from around the world. The cheese is, the 368 00:16:49.320 --> 00:16:54.200 salad dressings, the sauces, the hot sauces, the meat, the chips, 369 00:16:54.240 --> 00:16:58.080 the dips. Everything at Lots of Pasta twenty percent off today. 370 00:16:58.519 --> 00:16:59.000 Uh. 371 00:16:59.080 --> 00:17:01.320 If you've never been Lots of Pasta, today is a 372 00:17:01.360 --> 00:17:03.840 great day to go do that. It's gonna be great. 373 00:17:03.879 --> 00:17:05.960 So stop on by, grab a little basket. When you 374 00:17:06.000 --> 00:17:08.160 walk in the door on the right. The deli is 375 00:17:08.240 --> 00:17:10.519 right there on the right. Order a sandwich right away. 376 00:17:10.640 --> 00:17:13.279 Go over there and get the cuban. Get a hot 377 00:17:13.319 --> 00:17:15.000 sandwich so they'll make it and make it in about 378 00:17:15.039 --> 00:17:15.759 five six minutes. 379 00:17:15.799 --> 00:17:16.200 And soup. 380 00:17:16.680 --> 00:17:18.799 They'll holler your name when it's ready. So when you 381 00:17:18.880 --> 00:17:20.960 order it, they're like, okay, give me a minute. You 382 00:17:21.039 --> 00:17:24.559 go shopping, do your thing, Grab the ravioli, grab some bread, 383 00:17:24.680 --> 00:17:27.519 do the spicy mottarella or whatever you got. 384 00:17:27.720 --> 00:17:28.720 Sit in the coffee shop. 385 00:17:28.720 --> 00:17:29.920 And sit in the coffee shop and hang out and 386 00:17:29.920 --> 00:17:32.319 wait for the yeah toner, and then you go get 387 00:17:32.319 --> 00:17:34.279 your sandwich. I mean, that's how it works at Lots 388 00:17:34.319 --> 00:17:36.960 of Pasta. And I've told this somebody there today. I said, 389 00:17:37.000 --> 00:17:40.759 go get the chicken gipolte pasta salt. 390 00:17:40.640 --> 00:17:42.960 The best pasta salad in the history of pasta salad. 391 00:17:43.240 --> 00:17:44.839 If it's not the best past salad you ever put 392 00:17:44.839 --> 00:17:46.599 in your mouth, I'll pay for it. I'm serious, I 393 00:17:46.640 --> 00:17:49.839 ain't lying. Lots of pasta, lots of pasta. Louisville dot 394 00:17:49.880 --> 00:17:53.960 Com back after this news Radio eight forty wh s 395 00:17:54.680 --> 00:18:02.400 all right, Daniel fixed the microphone? Go out, play John, 396 00:18:02.480 --> 00:18:06.559 play really in the years. We're on the air right now, Dude, 397 00:18:07.400 --> 00:18:09.400 what get out from underneath the board? 398 00:18:09.480 --> 00:18:11.480 I was getting ready to say that a blank word 399 00:18:11.480 --> 00:18:15.279 because my back. Why Hey, can you Mike mulroney in 400 00:18:15.319 --> 00:18:17.279 the show Shirley's Way, How are you doing, Mike? 401 00:18:18.079 --> 00:18:18.720