WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.640 --> 00:00:03.680 Who could have missed you? Boy, I thought we were 2 00:00:03.680 --> 00:00:08.519 gonna be house forever, but we're gonna have to say 3 00:00:08.519 --> 00:00:12.400 goodbye because you don't understand the single word I say. 4 00:00:13.080 --> 00:00:15.439 If you just knew how important it was to learn 5 00:00:15.519 --> 00:00:20.160 blood lots, Wait a minute, you did it? 6 00:00:24.199 --> 00:00:30.559 Lead you down? Shake hands, stay. 7 00:00:31.839 --> 00:00:35.359 Speak all right, good boy? 8 00:00:36.840 --> 00:01:04.000 Four finger Discount dude. 9 00:00:54.479 --> 00:00:56.719 Welcome to four figure discand where this week we had 10 00:00:56.759 --> 00:00:59.200 gone all the way back to season two to review 11 00:00:59.240 --> 00:01:02.320 an episode that I were discussing off the air is 12 00:01:02.399 --> 00:01:05.200 more emotion driven than humor, but as an episode to 13 00:01:05.200 --> 00:01:07.519 pay tribute to my lovable dog Jet, who lost a 14 00:01:07.519 --> 00:01:09.079 couple of weeks ago. He was a mascot here at 15 00:01:09.079 --> 00:01:11.200 four thing a discount, we are, of course reviewing Bart's 16 00:01:11.239 --> 00:01:12.040 Dog gets an a F. 17 00:01:12.040 --> 00:01:14.239 Fine bando, and I am guy. You may have seen 18 00:01:14.239 --> 00:01:16.480 me on the cover of Steam Steam magazine. 19 00:01:16.599 --> 00:01:18.760 Yeah, lots of teen magazines. Yeah, it took me back 20 00:01:18.799 --> 00:01:21.359 to reading magazines. But we'll get into that though. But 21 00:01:21.799 --> 00:01:25.079 Bars Dog gets an F Your first thoughts on this episode, 22 00:01:25.120 --> 00:01:27.560 because for me, I'm watching this going I wouldn't really 23 00:01:27.599 --> 00:01:30.719 call this a funny episode. It's got its funny moments, 24 00:01:31.200 --> 00:01:33.400 but I don't think it really needed to be. I 25 00:01:33.439 --> 00:01:35.400 think I don't think it really wanted to be a 26 00:01:35.439 --> 00:01:37.480 funny episode, this one. I think it was more about 27 00:01:37.519 --> 00:01:40.040 the emotional story of a boy and his. 28 00:01:40.040 --> 00:01:41.959 Dog, don't you know. I think some well a family 29 00:01:42.000 --> 00:01:44.599 and their dog. Absolutely yeah, true, yeah, yeah, yeah, not 30 00:01:44.640 --> 00:01:48.599 really a joke delivery system. This particular episode a nice 31 00:01:48.680 --> 00:01:52.359 vein of humor running through, a humor born of frustration, 32 00:01:52.640 --> 00:01:55.239 I think, and I think anyone who's ever had a 33 00:01:55.239 --> 00:01:58.280 pet can can relate to that frustration, because you know, 34 00:01:58.560 --> 00:02:01.359 we all love our four legged friends, or our friends 35 00:02:01.359 --> 00:02:03.239 who have wings or gills. You know, we're not just 36 00:02:03.280 --> 00:02:06.719 talking about cats and dogs here, but particularly like a 37 00:02:06.760 --> 00:02:10.000 cat or dog, we all have wonderful one. You have 38 00:02:10.039 --> 00:02:12.759 so many great memories of Jet, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure. 39 00:02:12.800 --> 00:02:15.639 There were occasions when it's like, that's not where you 40 00:02:15.680 --> 00:02:16.639 take a piss pal. 41 00:02:16.800 --> 00:02:19.240 Or well it was always houseburn, but sometimes you hid 42 00:02:19.240 --> 00:02:21.439 fart all the time, which again wasn't his problem. He 43 00:02:21.520 --> 00:02:24.560 sure would He couldn't help that, but yeah, he would fight. 44 00:02:24.599 --> 00:02:26.240 That was that was the worst thing he did. 45 00:02:26.319 --> 00:02:30.120 He never chewed anything, He never went to the toilet inside. Yeah, 46 00:02:30.159 --> 00:02:32.680 but you can have a pet and you can love 47 00:02:32.719 --> 00:02:35.000 a pet with all your heart and soul and still 48 00:02:35.000 --> 00:02:39.719 want to be like, I am this close to taken 49 00:02:39.800 --> 00:02:42.599 you out to, you know, a deserted place on the 50 00:02:42.639 --> 00:02:44.759 highway and tying you up and just leaving you on 51 00:02:44.759 --> 00:02:47.000 the side of the road because oh, you have made 52 00:02:47.039 --> 00:02:50.599 such a mess, or oh you ate my dinner or 53 00:02:50.639 --> 00:02:53.080 something along those lines. So yeah, I think everyone can 54 00:02:53.120 --> 00:02:56.199 relate to that. But no matter how frustrated you get 55 00:02:56.240 --> 00:02:59.000 with your pets, sometimes there is always that feeling, well, 56 00:02:59.280 --> 00:03:01.199 this is love and this is part of the family. 57 00:03:01.280 --> 00:03:04.280 I cannot and will not hear anything against you. 58 00:03:04.400 --> 00:03:07.719 Yeah, we've because they do become an extension of the family. 59 00:03:07.759 --> 00:03:12.039 You forget that they're not people, they're they're they're animals. Yeah, 60 00:03:12.080 --> 00:03:15.639 and so sometimes they don't quite understand I think they really. 61 00:03:16.000 --> 00:03:18.479 When we came to the directing of this episode, showing 62 00:03:18.479 --> 00:03:21.560 it from the dog's perspective was very important because this 63 00:03:21.599 --> 00:03:26.319 dog wasn't being disobedient by choice. It just had to 64 00:03:26.319 --> 00:03:28.360 be rescued. First and foremost. You never had the privilege 65 00:03:28.400 --> 00:03:31.280 of being taught anything. The Simpsons family aren't exactly the 66 00:03:31.319 --> 00:03:35.680 greatest teachers in the world. There are an erratic wild bunch, 67 00:03:35.800 --> 00:03:37.719 so he's living in chaos, so he's going to be 68 00:03:37.759 --> 00:03:42.479 a chaotic dog. And I just think that he didn't understand. 69 00:03:42.280 --> 00:03:45.240 He was just being himself and seeing it from the 70 00:03:45.240 --> 00:03:47.919 dog's perspective. Seeing that he didn't understand what was going on. 71 00:03:48.520 --> 00:03:50.360 Great payoff at the end when he actually understands the 72 00:03:50.400 --> 00:03:52.240 word sit. But I think it was very important to 73 00:03:52.240 --> 00:03:54.639 show this dog isn't being naughty because he wants to 74 00:03:54.639 --> 00:03:55.879 be naughty. He just doesn't get it. 75 00:03:56.080 --> 00:03:59.680 Yeah, you can't blame a dog for being a dog, no, 76 00:04:00.159 --> 00:04:03.400 And yeah, I think that's something the episode to really 77 00:04:03.400 --> 00:04:06.240 put forward. Of course, you can have obedience training and 78 00:04:06.319 --> 00:04:08.639 all that kind of stuff. I think it's often quite 79 00:04:08.680 --> 00:04:10.719 necessary to do that kind of thing. I mean, but 80 00:04:10.719 --> 00:04:12.319 if you don't want your animal sort of running while 81 00:04:12.360 --> 00:04:13.599 if also if you don't want it to be a 82 00:04:13.680 --> 00:04:17.360 danger to itself and others, but also be careful how 83 00:04:17.399 --> 00:04:18.920 you train, because you know this is a member of 84 00:04:18.920 --> 00:04:22.759 your family. Treat it with the love and respect, but also, yeah, 85 00:04:22.879 --> 00:04:25.079 and a little bit of discipline as well. Yeah, let's 86 00:04:25.120 --> 00:04:27.920 maybe not go to the extent that I'm sorry. 87 00:04:27.759 --> 00:04:29.360 What's it, Emily Willthrop. 88 00:04:30.040 --> 00:04:33.480 I was confused because you've got Emily Wilthrop and Winthrop 89 00:04:33.519 --> 00:04:34.800 and Sylvia. 90 00:04:34.480 --> 00:04:38.560 Winfield Sorry it's Winthrop, yeah, and Winfield. So Susie Winfield 91 00:04:38.680 --> 00:04:41.439 is the neighbor next door saying get your dog out 92 00:04:41.439 --> 00:04:42.040 of my pool. 93 00:04:42.720 --> 00:04:45.879 Before I realized, let's talk about some Tracy Ullman stuff. 94 00:04:45.879 --> 00:04:48.600 Tracy Ellmand voices both of these characters. There's a whole 95 00:04:48.639 --> 00:04:50.040 lot of Tracy Ellmand stuff that we're going to go 96 00:04:50.120 --> 00:04:55.360 into in this episode. But when I first heard that character, Sylvia, 97 00:04:55.439 --> 00:04:58.439 the snooty neighbor, I'm like, why didn't this person become 98 00:04:58.439 --> 00:05:00.720 a recurring character. Why don't we get more of this person? 99 00:05:00.720 --> 00:05:03.600 Why don't we get the missus deegal of a Springfield 100 00:05:03.639 --> 00:05:06.040 that's a gremlin's reference if in case you didn't get it, 101 00:05:06.519 --> 00:05:09.399 you know, the snooty next door neighbor's like, I just 102 00:05:09.600 --> 00:05:12.240 like your dog. It's ripping up my pras as AliOS 103 00:05:12.319 --> 00:05:14.240 or something along those lines. I think that'd be a 104 00:05:14.240 --> 00:05:17.839 great adversary for someone like Home or any any member 105 00:05:17.879 --> 00:05:21.399 of the Springfield community. And then discover oh, she's voiced 106 00:05:21.399 --> 00:05:22.959 by the special guest. 107 00:05:23.439 --> 00:05:25.199 And who wasn't invited back. But I think as we'll 108 00:05:25.199 --> 00:05:27.000 get into in a few moments, it'll all makes sense 109 00:05:27.040 --> 00:05:28.360 as to why she didn't come back. 110 00:05:28.759 --> 00:05:33.680 That's correct to quote a song. Money changes every day, 111 00:05:33.399 --> 00:05:37.279 but I thought Tracy Onmand did a fantastic job voicing 112 00:05:37.319 --> 00:05:39.399 both of these characters had a real ball with it. 113 00:05:39.480 --> 00:05:41.439 But before we get into our full review here of 114 00:05:41.519 --> 00:05:43.319 Butt snug Gets an Fforts, want to throw a shout 115 00:05:43.319 --> 00:05:44.920 out to all the people who have joined us on 116 00:05:44.959 --> 00:05:47.160 Patreon this week. Thank you for your support. You'll get 117 00:05:47.160 --> 00:05:49.079 your shout out on the episode at the end of 118 00:05:49.079 --> 00:05:51.480 the month. 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Take it out of your pocket, 128 00:06:12.439 --> 00:06:14.279 put it in our pocket, put it out pocket indeed, 129 00:06:14.360 --> 00:06:16.519 yes so, but you'll get something in return back you've 130 00:06:16.519 --> 00:06:18.360 got a lot in return, so I've got to hear 131 00:06:18.399 --> 00:06:20.360 my note. So why bars dog gets in there? And 132 00:06:20.399 --> 00:06:22.199 as I mentioned earlier, we recently lost Jet and I 133 00:06:22.199 --> 00:06:24.040 felt like this was the episode their best pay tribute 134 00:06:24.040 --> 00:06:25.759 to Pumba as we called him, because I think this 135 00:06:25.839 --> 00:06:27.240 is the story that's driven more by the raw of 136 00:06:27.279 --> 00:06:29.600 motion than the gags, as I was saying, and I 137 00:06:29.600 --> 00:06:32.480 think it's important for TV comedies to occasionally have these episodes, 138 00:06:32.480 --> 00:06:36.079 particularly sitcoms. This shows the sitcoms simply be animated or not, 139 00:06:36.720 --> 00:06:40.079 and you have to have these episodes that we used 140 00:06:40.120 --> 00:06:42.519 always refer to the most very special episodes. I wouldn't 141 00:06:42.560 --> 00:06:45.079 call this a very special episode, but it's an episode 142 00:06:45.079 --> 00:06:47.879 that relies more on the emotion behind the characters, and 143 00:06:47.920 --> 00:06:50.839 it just adds layers to these character because in sitcoms, 144 00:06:50.959 --> 00:06:53.560 you're going to want to believe in these characters, gonna 145 00:06:53.560 --> 00:06:55.079 want to relate to these characters, and these are the 146 00:06:55.079 --> 00:06:57.040 episodes that help you relate to the more. I think 147 00:06:57.560 --> 00:07:00.600 by this point, but we're still seen as a little 148 00:07:00.600 --> 00:07:03.600 Brady kid, but you can't help as a dog lover 149 00:07:03.759 --> 00:07:07.040 or just a human being in general watching this episode 150 00:07:07.040 --> 00:07:10.879 and not be just taken aback by the emotional ending 151 00:07:11.040 --> 00:07:13.759 just before the sadest Little Helper actually does follow the orders. 152 00:07:13.839 --> 00:07:15.639 When Bart thinks he's going to lose his best friend, 153 00:07:16.160 --> 00:07:17.240 you tear up every time. 154 00:07:17.399 --> 00:07:20.959 Well, it's one of the most primal things is missing someone. 155 00:07:21.040 --> 00:07:22.519 For him to say, I'm going to miss you, it's like, 156 00:07:23.000 --> 00:07:24.639 holy moly, Yeah, they're not going to be in your 157 00:07:24.680 --> 00:07:28.600 life anymore. Yeah, that's very, very saddening and very emotional. Yeah, 158 00:07:28.600 --> 00:07:32.560 you're right, and you're correct on what you're saying about. Yeah, 159 00:07:32.600 --> 00:07:36.759 a show, particularly yeah, or especially like a sitcom needs 160 00:07:36.800 --> 00:07:39.399 episodes like this to sort of deepen your emotional connection 161 00:07:39.439 --> 00:07:42.079 to the characters. I mean, of course, with a situation comedy, 162 00:07:42.160 --> 00:07:43.959 you're going to get him in the door with the gags. 163 00:07:44.240 --> 00:07:47.079 This is a family. It's oh, it's dysfunctional. Oh, it's chaotic. Ah, 164 00:07:47.079 --> 00:07:50.800 there are in each other's throats just like us. And 165 00:07:50.959 --> 00:07:53.399 once you've sort of broken the ice with the audience 166 00:07:53.439 --> 00:07:56.600 by creating that bond of like, oh, we're laughing at 167 00:07:56.680 --> 00:07:59.560 them and with them, that's when you can pull a 168 00:07:59.560 --> 00:08:02.160 little bit of an emotional sucker punch and go, well, 169 00:08:02.279 --> 00:08:04.600 guess what, you know, you're laughing at these folks. But 170 00:08:04.639 --> 00:08:05.920 you know a lot of a lot of the shit 171 00:08:05.959 --> 00:08:07.839 they're going through, you've probably gone through it as well, 172 00:08:07.920 --> 00:08:10.480 or you will go through it. You walk away from 173 00:08:10.480 --> 00:08:14.040 an episode like bats against and f going yeah, as 174 00:08:14.040 --> 00:08:15.879 we said, we laugh about it, but yeah, they're just 175 00:08:16.040 --> 00:08:18.720 like me. And you enjoyed the show more as a result, 176 00:08:18.759 --> 00:08:21.000 and I think you enjoyed the humor a bit more 177 00:08:21.000 --> 00:08:21.920 as a result as well. 178 00:08:22.160 --> 00:08:24.319 You mentioned the line before, I'm going to miss your boy. 179 00:08:24.319 --> 00:08:25.920 I thought we'd be friends forever. So I'm watching this 180 00:08:26.000 --> 00:08:28.160 last night. Kids are at my parents' places on a Tuesday, 181 00:08:28.480 --> 00:08:30.319 Nicholas in bed. She's going a bit early. She starts 182 00:08:30.360 --> 00:08:32.799 work early in Melbourne, so I'm sitting there by myself. 183 00:08:32.799 --> 00:08:34.679 Normally that's where Jet would be with me. And it 184 00:08:34.720 --> 00:08:37.120 was that scene, I think in particular, where I'm going 185 00:08:37.159 --> 00:08:39.000 to like it just like it hit me and I 186 00:08:39.000 --> 00:08:41.879 start like Sally crying. It was almost like this episode helped. 187 00:08:43.159 --> 00:08:44.759 It's like, it's weird how we come to terms with 188 00:08:44.799 --> 00:08:47.600 my grief of losing Jet. It's try trying to cry it. 189 00:08:47.919 --> 00:08:54.080 Oh man, fuck all right, Bud. It was hard. It 190 00:08:54.120 --> 00:08:56.840 is hard, man. I mean, yeah, you pour a lot 191 00:08:56.840 --> 00:08:58.440 of your heart and your soul into your pets. Man. 192 00:08:58.480 --> 00:09:00.600 I mean, and they're there for you. I mean they 193 00:09:00.639 --> 00:09:04.360 give you unconditional love, which is a rare and wonderful 194 00:09:04.360 --> 00:09:06.879 thing to have in this life. There are many many 195 00:09:06.879 --> 00:09:09.159 times in my I mean, I'm not a dog guy, 196 00:09:09.320 --> 00:09:13.000 as you know, I'm a cat man. I've been very 197 00:09:13.039 --> 00:09:17.399 fortunate in my adult life over the last couple of 198 00:09:17.399 --> 00:09:20.759 decades to have the wonderful Jackson the cat. He was fantastic, 199 00:09:21.399 --> 00:09:23.279 the beautiful Charlie girl. And now I've got Basie, the 200 00:09:23.279 --> 00:09:28.399 black cat. Basie, God love him, friendly dude, a lot 201 00:09:28.440 --> 00:09:32.879 of personality, dumb as a fucking stump. Where where'd you 202 00:09:32.919 --> 00:09:36.559 get him from? My lovely friends Mark and Nats. When 203 00:09:36.639 --> 00:09:40.399 Charlie passed away and I was singleer these days like go, 204 00:09:40.480 --> 00:09:45.720 I need someone in the house. They I cannot be 205 00:09:45.759 --> 00:09:51.360 in that house by himself. Things will fall apart. They 206 00:09:51.360 --> 00:09:53.720 had a friend with a farm. The farm had a cat. 207 00:09:53.799 --> 00:09:58.000 The cat had kittens, and yeah, one day they rocked 208 00:09:58.039 --> 00:09:59.519 her and they well, first of all, they gaged by 209 00:09:59.519 --> 00:10:01.120 andres said we to be interested in another cat. I said, 210 00:10:01.159 --> 00:10:04.480 of course, I love cats. I came over with this little, tiny, 211 00:10:04.559 --> 00:10:07.480 little black furry number popped him in my lap, and 212 00:10:07.519 --> 00:10:10.399 he's been there for the last seven or eight years. Yeah, yeah, 213 00:10:10.440 --> 00:10:14.720 but as I said, complete dummy. And there are times 214 00:10:15.279 --> 00:10:17.919 when I will get incredibly frustrated him and sort of 215 00:10:18.200 --> 00:10:21.879 don't be under my feet. It's not that hard. Say 216 00:10:21.919 --> 00:10:24.840 thank you for your food. Don't jump up on the 217 00:10:24.840 --> 00:10:27.080 bench and eat that chicken that I turned my back 218 00:10:27.120 --> 00:10:28.840 by five seconds and you're ready the chicken that I've 219 00:10:28.840 --> 00:10:33.399 gotta got instantly, Instantly, it will be like, oh man, 220 00:10:34.799 --> 00:10:37.399 you're a cat dad, don't don't be yelling at your 221 00:10:37.399 --> 00:10:41.639 furry son. And yeah. An internet friend of mine recently 222 00:10:41.639 --> 00:10:44.759 wrote a lovely tribute to he had a tough run. 223 00:10:44.759 --> 00:10:46.399 He had two cats pass away in like the space 224 00:10:46.440 --> 00:10:48.039 of Fortnite. They've got a few cats in the house. 225 00:10:48.320 --> 00:10:51.240 He wrote a lovely tribute to it. But one of 226 00:10:51.279 --> 00:10:53.000 the lines that really stuck out me is like, I 227 00:10:53.000 --> 00:10:55.879 hope we did right by you. And that's it's incredible 228 00:10:55.919 --> 00:10:58.559 responsibility you take on. I mean, we talk about pen 229 00:10:58.600 --> 00:11:01.519 ownership like it's you've got a dog, you got a cat, whatever. 230 00:11:01.639 --> 00:11:03.679 It's a big responsibility and it does a lot of 231 00:11:03.720 --> 00:11:06.720 things for you and your family. So you know, it's 232 00:11:06.720 --> 00:11:09.519 not just thrown out a handful of kibble and you know, 233 00:11:10.080 --> 00:11:13.679 trying to shit on the rug like, I don't know, man, 234 00:11:13.720 --> 00:11:16.759 It's it's a tough one for Jet. 235 00:11:16.840 --> 00:11:18.759 He was so unwell for the last like twelve months. 236 00:11:18.759 --> 00:11:21.000 I felt like my whole life evolved around keeping him 237 00:11:21.240 --> 00:11:23.840 alive almost and I live with just his anxiety. If 238 00:11:23.840 --> 00:11:25.960 every time i'd leave the house, I'd almost I'd have 239 00:11:25.960 --> 00:11:27.480 this fear of opening the front door and hit because 240 00:11:27.480 --> 00:11:30.879 you have seizure sometimes, and luckily I was around most 241 00:11:30.919 --> 00:11:32.679 of the time to prevent them from happening. But I 242 00:11:32.720 --> 00:11:34.919 had this fear of coming home to him being dead. 243 00:11:35.279 --> 00:11:38.480 Esficially right, so it was the right time he was 244 00:11:38.519 --> 00:11:41.480 just he'd had enough. But I almost feel it's guilt 245 00:11:41.480 --> 00:11:44.440 because now I feel somewhat free, and it feels weird 246 00:11:44.960 --> 00:11:50.080 because I miss him, but it's good for me emotionally. 247 00:11:49.639 --> 00:11:51.200 That he's not here. No, No, that makes a lot 248 00:11:51.200 --> 00:11:53.360 of sense, it really does. I mean, of course you're 249 00:11:53.360 --> 00:11:55.879 going to feel some degree of guilt or feeling like 250 00:11:56.200 --> 00:12:00.240 a sense of relief. It doesn't diminish the life that 251 00:12:00.320 --> 00:12:03.960 your had for him, of course it doesn't. But yeah, 252 00:12:04.000 --> 00:12:06.039 you just have to learn how to sort of reframe 253 00:12:06.080 --> 00:12:08.519 that and they're like, well, yeah, now they're at rest. 254 00:12:08.759 --> 00:12:10.720 Yeah, because I just try and be strong for the kids, 255 00:12:11.039 --> 00:12:13.480 particularly Alien. It's hit him, mab, so you're just watching 256 00:12:13.480 --> 00:12:15.039 this that of sort of just tear it up. And 257 00:12:15.080 --> 00:12:16.960 I just went, ah, I think it's time that I 258 00:12:16.960 --> 00:12:17.600 can now agrieve. 259 00:12:17.840 --> 00:12:22.039 Sure, yeah, absolutely, have you thought about getting another animal? 260 00:12:22.279 --> 00:12:25.039 Well sometimes patrons asked about this and not like the 261 00:12:25.080 --> 00:12:26.919 idea is it came straight into my mind, But I went, 262 00:12:26.960 --> 00:12:29.840 I don't think it's the right time yet. I don't 263 00:12:29.840 --> 00:12:32.000 want to make a I don't want to jump into 264 00:12:32.000 --> 00:12:33.879 it and go, oh, now I've got responsibility again. I 265 00:12:33.919 --> 00:12:35.519 think I'm just gonna have to enjoy being able to 266 00:12:35.519 --> 00:12:38.080 just I said to Nicola. We drove and picked up Jet. 267 00:12:38.080 --> 00:12:40.080 Hey got cremated here with us on the table, still 268 00:12:40.240 --> 00:12:43.320 in his box, but we got him. We picked up 269 00:12:43.360 --> 00:12:45.679 from Bendy Go. So well, for the first time, we're 270 00:12:45.679 --> 00:12:47.240 able to get in the car and say where do 271 00:12:47.279 --> 00:12:49.440 you want to go? Kids, And we'll come back whenever 272 00:12:49.480 --> 00:12:51.480 we feel like it. Yeah, because we always had to 273 00:12:51.480 --> 00:12:53.320 come back for Jet because we couldn't. He used to 274 00:12:53.360 --> 00:12:55.279 fret if we would leave for too long. He fret 275 00:12:55.320 --> 00:12:56.720 with the kids weren't here, so we got be able 276 00:12:56.759 --> 00:12:58.759 to do anything. So I think I said to Nicola. 277 00:12:59.279 --> 00:13:00.879 Kids keep saying we get a kit and can we 278 00:13:00.919 --> 00:13:04.320 get another dog? And I'm like, we will eventually. Right now, 279 00:13:04.679 --> 00:13:07.279 Mom and Dad just need to enjoy being able to 280 00:13:07.279 --> 00:13:10.240 just go in and create memories and adventures of course. 281 00:13:10.279 --> 00:13:12.879 Yeah, well, I think the other important thing to recognize 282 00:13:12.879 --> 00:13:14.879 don't think anyone who has had a pet will understand 283 00:13:14.879 --> 00:13:18.159 this is and particularly you know, if you've got a family, 284 00:13:18.159 --> 00:13:20.759 if you've got kids, introducing a pet in the family, 285 00:13:21.000 --> 00:13:23.120 it's a great sort of lesson about responsibility and a 286 00:13:23.679 --> 00:13:26.080 great lesson about life and death as well. Yeah, I mean, 287 00:13:26.120 --> 00:13:28.080 it's of course it's sad for Elliott and Holly that 288 00:13:28.840 --> 00:13:31.039 their beloved dog is gone, but it's also an understanding. 289 00:13:31.080 --> 00:13:34.120 It's like, well, life's a finite thing, man, you know, 290 00:13:34.200 --> 00:13:40.080 And this is not to diminish the love that everyone 291 00:13:40.120 --> 00:13:43.360 had for Jet or any pet that anyone has, but 292 00:13:43.440 --> 00:13:47.080 they also provide a lesson in that regard as like 293 00:13:47.159 --> 00:13:50.759 it's almost like a test run for when someone human 294 00:13:50.919 --> 00:13:52.279 life passes away, if you know what I mean. 295 00:13:52.360 --> 00:13:54.600 Yeah, I'm glad Elliott was old enough and Holly was 296 00:13:54.600 --> 00:13:56.960 old enough as well, just but she didn't quite know 297 00:13:57.039 --> 00:13:58.679 what was going on, because I think once he was gone, 298 00:13:59.000 --> 00:14:01.360 I don't think she quite realized, oh, he's not coming 299 00:14:01.399 --> 00:14:02.559 back where Alliott? 300 00:14:02.600 --> 00:14:05.120 It hit him hard. Yes, yeah, but I'm glad. 301 00:14:04.879 --> 00:14:06.799 It's old enough to sort of understand it, because we 302 00:14:06.879 --> 00:14:08.799 could explain it to him, we could prepare him for it, 303 00:14:08.840 --> 00:14:11.639 because I think being younger and all of a sudden 304 00:14:11.639 --> 00:14:13.840 your dog's gone, you're not really understanding why that would 305 00:14:13.840 --> 00:14:15.039 be harder to well. 306 00:14:15.080 --> 00:14:17.639 Sure. Growing up, when I was a kid, we had 307 00:14:18.000 --> 00:14:19.919 a couple of beagles, and I think one got to 308 00:14:19.960 --> 00:14:23.879 a very ripe old age. But also you know, by 309 00:14:23.879 --> 00:14:26.759 the end, as you said with Jed, you've lost a 310 00:14:26.759 --> 00:14:29.000 few steps, and you know it's hard for you to 311 00:14:29.039 --> 00:14:31.159 do everything like that. I remember just spending like an 312 00:14:31.200 --> 00:14:34.879 afternoon after school in the garage with Bonnie the beagle, 313 00:14:35.399 --> 00:14:39.200 lying in her box, finally hard to breathe, and I 314 00:14:39.200 --> 00:14:41.240 don't know, it was a real bracing sort of lesson 315 00:14:41.279 --> 00:14:45.399 in it's coming, Oh it's coming. Yeah, And I felt 316 00:14:45.399 --> 00:14:52.840 this incredible complex surge of emotions, which it was tough 317 00:14:52.840 --> 00:14:54.080 to deal with at the time, but I think was 318 00:14:54.159 --> 00:14:57.360 a valuable in a lot of ways. So yeah, look, 319 00:14:57.360 --> 00:14:59.600 it's a cliche when someone has gone. It is like, 320 00:14:59.639 --> 00:15:02.759 you know, don't be said that they're gone. To be 321 00:15:02.759 --> 00:15:04.519 happy that they lived. They taught you a lot and 322 00:15:04.559 --> 00:15:06.039 they gave you a lot. Yeah, and it's okay to 323 00:15:06.039 --> 00:15:07.480 be sad. Oh yeah, of course it is. 324 00:15:08.200 --> 00:15:10.639 I kept saying to Aliot, if you want to cry, cry, 325 00:15:10.759 --> 00:15:13.279 it's not gonna be embarrassed by crying, Like, it's okay, and. 326 00:15:13.559 --> 00:15:15.559 You've got a burkely good reason to do so bad. Yeah. 327 00:15:15.600 --> 00:15:17.440 And when he was at school, apparently he got upset 328 00:15:17.600 --> 00:15:19.679 and his friends were like, no, it's okay because you've 329 00:15:19.679 --> 00:15:21.120 got like embarrassed. He was crying from of his friends, 330 00:15:21.159 --> 00:15:23.039 but his friends, but no, no, no, it's okay. 331 00:15:23.240 --> 00:15:23.600 That's good. 332 00:15:23.639 --> 00:15:25.240 That's great that his friends were supportive like that. 333 00:15:25.360 --> 00:15:26.000 Yeah. 334 00:15:26.039 --> 00:15:27.759 But yeah, as a dog out to particularly someone who 335 00:15:27.759 --> 00:15:30.240 just lost their dog, I thought this this episode particular, 336 00:15:30.279 --> 00:15:33.519 was a real emotional rollercoaster. He went from its like 337 00:15:33.559 --> 00:15:37.679 there was anger with the Emily Winthrop episode character, there 338 00:15:37.759 --> 00:15:40.279 was sadness, there was happiness, there was so much to 339 00:15:40.360 --> 00:15:42.879 go through, just a real role coaster. On thoughts episode, 340 00:15:42.879 --> 00:15:44.759 I thought John Vidde did a fantastic job of really 341 00:15:44.759 --> 00:15:48.720 intertwining the two stories as well, because I'm both emotion driven. 342 00:15:49.559 --> 00:15:51.879 But the use of in particular of the prop of 343 00:15:51.919 --> 00:15:55.279 the quilt. I thought he the quilt played a key 344 00:15:55.360 --> 00:15:58.159 role in both stories, but in an organic way that 345 00:15:58.240 --> 00:16:00.240 felt natural. Took him back, because Seinfeld, there's no for 346 00:16:00.399 --> 00:16:02.080 trying to intertwine all the stories. It seems it does 347 00:16:02.120 --> 00:16:03.919 it as well most sitcoms do it, but I thought 348 00:16:04.200 --> 00:16:06.039 it just felt so natural in this one here. 349 00:16:06.320 --> 00:16:10.200 Yeah, it's a better example of that kind of thing, 350 00:16:10.279 --> 00:16:13.799 because it seems like from the beginning that it's open 351 00:16:13.840 --> 00:16:16.679 season on just about anything in the Simpson household. Nothing 352 00:16:16.720 --> 00:16:20.600 is safe. You know, you get a little frustrated, like, ah, man, 353 00:16:20.639 --> 00:16:21.960 I wanted to read the paper and now it's got 354 00:16:22.000 --> 00:16:24.120 dog's lobber all over it all. You know half what 355 00:16:24.200 --> 00:16:26.159 does he say? I think the first lightest, not the 356 00:16:26.200 --> 00:16:30.679 sports section. Yeah, you get frustrated. Oh yeah, your breakfast 357 00:16:30.720 --> 00:16:33.559 gets eaten off the off the kitchen table or whatever. 358 00:16:33.559 --> 00:16:35.080 It's like, ah, god, damn it. But you know, you 359 00:16:35.080 --> 00:16:36.840 can just easily pick up an egg McMuffin on the 360 00:16:36.840 --> 00:16:40.679 way to work. But I loved how they sort of 361 00:16:40.759 --> 00:16:42.679 ramped it up over the course of the episode. Home 362 00:16:42.720 --> 00:16:45.000 has forked out a lot of money for these assassins, 363 00:16:45.039 --> 00:16:47.720 and they immediately get chewed to bits. But yeah, the 364 00:16:47.759 --> 00:16:51.639 whole thing with the with the quilt, Yeah, and how 365 00:16:51.720 --> 00:16:54.799 much it's a part of Marge's family history and how 366 00:16:54.919 --> 00:16:56.840 she hopes it's going to be a tradition moving forward 367 00:16:56.840 --> 00:16:59.000 on that. It's like, oh no, this is a Chekhov's quilt. 368 00:16:59.039 --> 00:17:00.840 You're introducing the first Dad is going to get fucked 369 00:17:00.879 --> 00:17:02.919 up in the third, maybe even in the second act. 370 00:17:03.000 --> 00:17:07.000 But I must admit when when it happened, I mean, 371 00:17:07.400 --> 00:17:10.599 it's like, ah, God, damn it, sanders all out. But 372 00:17:10.839 --> 00:17:17.160 because you know, we pour so much of ourselves into stuff, 373 00:17:17.400 --> 00:17:22.000 don't we, And yeah, physical objects, but I don't just 374 00:17:22.079 --> 00:17:26.559 mean like stuff like that. I'm also mean our animals 375 00:17:26.559 --> 00:17:30.119 as well. I mean, of course they they love us, man, 376 00:17:30.160 --> 00:17:34.880 because we feed them. But you have to have something 377 00:17:35.039 --> 00:17:38.680 that you've poured so much of your emotion into to 378 00:17:38.720 --> 00:17:41.000 have it torn apart. It really does set up a 379 00:17:41.000 --> 00:17:44.039 bit of dramatic tension, doesn't it. Okay, yeah, look a 380 00:17:44.119 --> 00:17:46.119 dog as a member of the family, but it's also 381 00:17:46.200 --> 00:17:48.000 a dog. And if it's going to be just doing 382 00:17:48.279 --> 00:17:51.240 this all the time, what kind of bleed on effect 383 00:17:51.279 --> 00:17:52.519 is that going to have? Is this going to create 384 00:17:52.559 --> 00:17:54.599 tension in the household? Is it? You know we're going 385 00:17:54.640 --> 00:17:57.000 to be snapping in each other because of you know? Yeah. 386 00:17:57.160 --> 00:17:59.119 So yeah, it's a funny episode in a lot of ways. 387 00:17:59.000 --> 00:18:01.359 As we said, not really joke driven everything like that. 388 00:18:01.359 --> 00:18:04.519 The humor emerges more from the situations and the frustration 389 00:18:04.559 --> 00:18:07.440 they're feeling. It's also got a lot of emotions, also 390 00:18:07.880 --> 00:18:10.640 kind of got genuine dramatic stakes in a lot of ways. 391 00:18:10.640 --> 00:18:13.200 Well, I wanted to touch on that because when you 392 00:18:13.200 --> 00:18:14.680 watch this as a kid, you kind of get annoyed 393 00:18:14.680 --> 00:18:16.119 that Homer and Marge are willing to give sat this 394 00:18:16.119 --> 00:18:16.839 a little helpful away. 395 00:18:16.880 --> 00:18:18.240 You think, how can you do? This is your dog? 396 00:18:18.880 --> 00:18:22.200 But as you're mentioning, they're the emotional connection and the 397 00:18:22.279 --> 00:18:25.039 history of this quilt. I think it's fully justified that 398 00:18:25.119 --> 00:18:28.480 at this point margin Homer, this dog clearly needs a 399 00:18:28.480 --> 00:18:31.279 different house. It can't be here anymore. It's obviously bored, 400 00:18:31.559 --> 00:18:33.960 it's not happy, it's why is it doing these things? 401 00:18:34.079 --> 00:18:34.279 Right? 402 00:18:34.839 --> 00:18:38.000 He obviously loves Bart, but he can't have this shit 403 00:18:38.000 --> 00:18:40.759 constantly getting destroyed. So I think having the quilk get 404 00:18:40.799 --> 00:18:44.440 destroyed was the a perfect explanation of justification for Marjin 405 00:18:44.480 --> 00:18:46.240 h it wanted to get rid of it. Also, it 406 00:18:46.319 --> 00:18:48.079 raises the stakes of the episode as a viewer, because 407 00:18:48.119 --> 00:18:50.799 you're watching this going as a normal Simpsons episode. 408 00:18:50.839 --> 00:18:52.240 If they didn't put. 409 00:18:52.039 --> 00:18:54.480 The ad in the paper and have the potential new 410 00:18:54.640 --> 00:18:57.279 bio or new owner come and see him, then as 411 00:18:57.279 --> 00:18:59.119 a viewer you're probably going they're not really going to 412 00:18:59.160 --> 00:19:01.200 give him away. But as Homer says, we've got to commit. 413 00:19:01.319 --> 00:19:03.759 So having that guy come and Homer saying you picked 414 00:19:03.880 --> 00:19:06.279 up tomorrow, as a view you're going, oh fuck, oh, 415 00:19:06.279 --> 00:19:08.839 they're actually going through. Oh no, they're going to actually 416 00:19:08.839 --> 00:19:10.640 do this. What's art going to do here? Of course 417 00:19:10.640 --> 00:19:13.759 we get them Regulus miracle at the end, which is 418 00:19:13.839 --> 00:19:16.759 kind of whatever, but it was a very a very 419 00:19:16.839 --> 00:19:19.240 nice moment of anything. But I just think having adding 420 00:19:19.279 --> 00:19:22.319 that extra layer of having the owner, the new owner 421 00:19:22.359 --> 00:19:25.039 come and into the into the picture. As a view 422 00:19:25.079 --> 00:19:27.799 you're watching his going oh no, this is serious. They're 423 00:19:27.799 --> 00:19:29.680 going to actually get rid of this dog. 424 00:19:29.839 --> 00:19:33.559 Yeah, And to make that potential new owner not necessarily 425 00:19:33.599 --> 00:19:36.200 a villain, but someone who's not going to be like, 426 00:19:36.400 --> 00:19:39.000 oh you lovely new dog. I'm going to be pampering 427 00:19:39.119 --> 00:19:40.839 with It's like, no, there's dog's got to be pulling 428 00:19:40.880 --> 00:19:45.519 a fucking plows. Yeah, it's like, oh damn, not exactly 429 00:19:45.519 --> 00:19:48.680 the life that you're hopeful for, sounds little helper. Yeah, 430 00:19:48.799 --> 00:19:50.640 the court is very very important. The cult is kind 431 00:19:50.640 --> 00:19:53.680 of key to this episode. If it had just been 432 00:19:54.839 --> 00:19:58.000 this dog ripped up my dope new sneakers. 433 00:19:58.319 --> 00:20:00.279 Yeah, it can't. It can't be anything. Just can't be 434 00:20:00.359 --> 00:20:01.960 just a thing that he bought. Has to be something 435 00:20:01.960 --> 00:20:05.079 that means something in history. With the quilt there, it's 436 00:20:05.079 --> 00:20:06.559 something you can't get back because you can. You can 437 00:20:06.599 --> 00:20:08.480 go buy another pair of assassins, you can go buy 438 00:20:08.559 --> 00:20:09.759 another cookie. 439 00:20:09.680 --> 00:20:11.480 In I mean no you can't. But you can't. 440 00:20:11.480 --> 00:20:13.160 Well you can, we're gonna get that touch on that 441 00:20:13.200 --> 00:20:15.200 in a few moments, but you can't. You can't get 442 00:20:15.200 --> 00:20:18.480 back that quilt. So four figure discount is brought to 443 00:20:18.480 --> 00:20:21.680 you by our incredible supporters on Patreon. With your support, 444 00:20:21.720 --> 00:20:24.839 we're able to hire editors, purchase new equipment, and everything 445 00:20:24.880 --> 00:20:27.400 else that goes into producing top quality shows. Each and 446 00:20:27.559 --> 00:20:30.480 every week, our supporters get early in add free access 447 00:20:30.519 --> 00:20:33.960 to every show, new episodes of Tales of Futurama Talking 448 00:20:34.000 --> 00:20:36.720 Sciefild and Speaking of the Heel each month, as well 449 00:20:36.720 --> 00:20:40.160 as access to exclusive Facebook and Discord communities. So go 450 00:20:40.160 --> 00:20:42.039 ahead and support the show today for as little as 451 00:20:42.079 --> 00:20:45.480 just one dollar at patreon dot com slash four figured discount. 452 00:20:46.279 --> 00:20:48.960 And I think watching this episode as a kid and 453 00:20:49.000 --> 00:20:50.640 watching it as an adult, particularly as a parent of 454 00:20:50.680 --> 00:20:52.559 a child who has a dog, well had a dog, 455 00:20:52.559 --> 00:20:55.160 you should say you watched it for a two different perspective. 456 00:20:55.160 --> 00:20:57.359 So as I was saying, I always really got annoyed 457 00:20:57.359 --> 00:20:59.720 when Marginhommer did what they were doing, But you're watching 458 00:20:59.720 --> 00:21:02.000 this going it's fully justified, and I don't think I'm 459 00:21:02.039 --> 00:21:04.920 rewatching now. You never get the sense that Marge and 460 00:21:04.960 --> 00:21:07.680 Homer want to get rid of him. Oh no, they 461 00:21:07.680 --> 00:21:09.599 don't want to do it, but they feel like it 462 00:21:09.759 --> 00:21:11.480 just has to be done, like they're gonna have to 463 00:21:11.519 --> 00:21:14.119 be the bad guys because this can't continue. Even Homer 464 00:21:14.160 --> 00:21:17.160 when he says pick him up tomorrow, it doesn't sound 465 00:21:17.160 --> 00:21:18.799 like he wants to do it. Yeah, because at the 466 00:21:18.880 --> 00:21:21.160 end of the day, he's the family dog. He's not 467 00:21:21.200 --> 00:21:23.599 just Bart's dog. And even Lisa has her moments here 468 00:21:23.640 --> 00:21:26.400 where she defends him at the end, and she has 469 00:21:26.400 --> 00:21:28.799 the big spiel and which we'll touch on as well, 470 00:21:29.240 --> 00:21:33.079 But I don't feel like Lisa did that spiel to 471 00:21:33.319 --> 00:21:34.960 prevent them from getting rid of centers to help straight 472 00:21:35.000 --> 00:21:37.759 away and give him the chance to pass school first, 473 00:21:37.920 --> 00:21:40.640 because she necessarily wanted a kicking for her She could 474 00:21:40.680 --> 00:21:42.839 see how much it meant to Bart. Yeah, absolutely, and 475 00:21:42.880 --> 00:21:44.640 she knew that Bart wasn't going to be able to 476 00:21:46.839 --> 00:21:48.440 say in a way that was going to get through 477 00:21:48.480 --> 00:21:50.519 to Homer and Marge to convince them. He wasn't gonna 478 00:21:50.519 --> 00:21:53.799 be convincing enough, so she used her intellect, I guess 479 00:21:53.839 --> 00:21:56.160 you could say, to say, look, this is why we 480 00:21:56.160 --> 00:21:57.880 need to keep and just give him one more chance. 481 00:21:58.039 --> 00:22:00.880 And she won margin Homer over Bart as well, which 482 00:22:00.880 --> 00:22:02.200 I think was a really nice mo because even at 483 00:22:02.200 --> 00:22:05.000 the end she says she go play with him, go 484 00:22:05.000 --> 00:22:07.319 fuck with him, don't do whatever. She throws the ball, 485 00:22:07.359 --> 00:22:09.000 he doesn't do chase it. She sort of mumbles and 486 00:22:09.000 --> 00:22:11.119 walks off us like she loves the dog. But this 487 00:22:11.279 --> 00:22:12.920 is this is Bart's best friend. 488 00:22:13.000 --> 00:22:16.319 Absolutely, And I think something else to point out is 489 00:22:16.400 --> 00:22:19.200 that I get the feeling that the family would probably 490 00:22:19.240 --> 00:22:25.079 tolerate Sanders Leelper's kind of indiscretions and misdemeanors if they 491 00:22:25.119 --> 00:22:28.359 were relatively low steaks or low scale sitting on the 492 00:22:28.359 --> 00:22:31.880 floor or something, oh, ripping up the paper or occasionally 493 00:22:31.920 --> 00:22:34.599 pinching a sausage off off your breakfast plate or whatever. 494 00:22:34.680 --> 00:22:36.799 It's like, dog's gonna dog. 495 00:22:37.720 --> 00:22:41.039 But I do think he was particularly more dog than 496 00:22:41.079 --> 00:22:43.079 normal in this one. He just think he got I 497 00:22:43.160 --> 00:22:45.400 understand that they needed for the story, but it felt like, Oh, 498 00:22:45.440 --> 00:22:47.079 he's all of a sudden a really naughty dog. 499 00:22:47.160 --> 00:22:48.319 Yeah, he's really misbehaved. 500 00:22:48.359 --> 00:22:50.720 He's never really been he's been an idiot dog. He's 501 00:22:50.720 --> 00:22:54.359 never really been a mischievous dogh man. 502 00:22:54.400 --> 00:22:56.160 That's what. Yeah, for the second, the story that it 503 00:22:56.200 --> 00:23:00.519 worked occasionally got to tweak a few knobs for the sake. Yeah, story. 504 00:23:01.319 --> 00:23:02.160 But let's touch on. 505 00:23:02.240 --> 00:23:04.880 We were mentioning earlier Tracy ol when she plays this 506 00:23:04.920 --> 00:23:09.039 Windfield as well as Emily Winthrop. So, Emily Willinthrop, I've 507 00:23:09.119 --> 00:23:09.640 just got here. 508 00:23:09.759 --> 00:23:13.160 She is a terrible human being. Well, yeah, this is 509 00:23:13.599 --> 00:23:15.759 gonna hit close to the bone for you. I think 510 00:23:15.920 --> 00:23:20.000 this particular stage of the proceedings. Yeah, I mean, you're 511 00:23:20.039 --> 00:23:22.160 missing your pal, and anyone in mistreats a dog is 512 00:23:22.160 --> 00:23:22.599 going to be. 513 00:23:22.599 --> 00:23:25.279 Like, especially someone who's supposed to be helping. But it's 514 00:23:25.319 --> 00:23:28.359 just that cruel to be kind mentality, which I compared 515 00:23:28.359 --> 00:23:31.680 it to. We didn't have for Holly but for Elliott 516 00:23:31.680 --> 00:23:33.599 because we were just new parents. We didn't really know 517 00:23:33.599 --> 00:23:36.799 what we're doing. Nikola wanted to hire a sleep nanny, right, 518 00:23:37.440 --> 00:23:40.119 and a sleep nanny was the He was in the 519 00:23:40.160 --> 00:23:42.799 cotton now room and she goes, let him cry, stand 520 00:23:42.799 --> 00:23:45.079 outside the door, let him cry for three minutes, and 521 00:23:45.119 --> 00:23:46.720 then go in, just tap him on the back so 522 00:23:46.720 --> 00:23:48.440 he stops crying, and then walk out again and wait 523 00:23:48.440 --> 00:23:51.640 for another three minutes. And I remember I tried that. 524 00:23:51.759 --> 00:23:53.680 I'm sitting there and he's crying. He's crying, and I'm going, 525 00:23:53.759 --> 00:23:58.200 you know what, this probably does work, but it's not how. 526 00:23:58.039 --> 00:24:00.000 I wanted to do. It doesn't work for you. 527 00:24:00.119 --> 00:24:02.880 Yeah, so I'm saying, you probably get results with this, 528 00:24:03.519 --> 00:24:06.200 but I'm not a robot, and I can't just stand 529 00:24:06.240 --> 00:24:08.000 here because this is having like I see, it was 530 00:24:08.039 --> 00:24:09.839 bothering Nick And I said, this is going to leave 531 00:24:09.880 --> 00:24:12.680 emotional scarring on me that I feel guilt for. And 532 00:24:12.720 --> 00:24:15.559 I don't like this. And we found something that worked 533 00:24:15.559 --> 00:24:20.440 for us. So what she's doing here with the choke chain. Whatever, 534 00:24:20.559 --> 00:24:23.279 I despise it, I don't agree with it. It probably 535 00:24:23.319 --> 00:24:26.319 gets results, but there are other ways. 536 00:24:26.799 --> 00:24:28.319 Sure, yeah, absolutely. 537 00:24:27.920 --> 00:24:29.759 But if you just want to get you know, if 538 00:24:29.799 --> 00:24:32.599 you I'm not saying that you're a bad dog owner 539 00:24:32.839 --> 00:24:34.200 or you know you're a bad parent, but if you 540 00:24:34.240 --> 00:24:38.400 are able to switch off and put emotions aside, then 541 00:24:38.480 --> 00:24:42.039 you can get results quicker. But sometimes the emotional scar 542 00:24:42.200 --> 00:24:45.720 that they can leave not for not necessarily everybody gets 543 00:24:45.759 --> 00:24:47.960 emotionally scar work. But I knew, I knew me personally, 544 00:24:48.240 --> 00:24:49.880 I would live with guilt forever if I'd have sat 545 00:24:49.920 --> 00:24:51.440 there listening to him cry it out. 546 00:24:52.000 --> 00:24:54.839 Of course, No that we horses for courses, man, I 547 00:24:54.839 --> 00:24:58.440 mean everyone's got their own way of doing things. And yeah, 548 00:24:58.720 --> 00:25:02.240 I think there's certainly the tide is turning when it 549 00:25:02.240 --> 00:25:05.200 comes to dog training or animal training. I think you 550 00:25:05.279 --> 00:25:07.160 used to have a lot of like I'll slap some 551 00:25:07.240 --> 00:25:09.160 sense of them, or you know, use the choke chain 552 00:25:09.240 --> 00:25:11.880 or anything like that. Sure, there are some people who 553 00:25:11.880 --> 00:25:13.680 probably still do that, and as you said, it probably 554 00:25:13.680 --> 00:25:17.359 does get results. It speeds up the process a little 555 00:25:17.400 --> 00:25:19.480 bit more. But yeah, I think you have more people 556 00:25:19.480 --> 00:25:21.119 are coming around to your way of thinking in terms 557 00:25:21.119 --> 00:25:23.400 of like, is it really worth it for how I'm 558 00:25:23.400 --> 00:25:26.920 gonna feel, how the animal's gonna feel. We'll just we'll 559 00:25:26.920 --> 00:25:28.240 take the scenic route to get there. 560 00:25:28.400 --> 00:25:30.240 Yeah, a bit of an adventure. 561 00:25:30.440 --> 00:25:33.200 A bit, it's an adventure, it certainly is. 562 00:25:33.400 --> 00:25:36.559 Before we dove fully into Emily Winthrop's let's discuss as 563 00:25:36.559 --> 00:25:38.440 Tracy Olman's connection to the show in general. So we've 564 00:25:38.440 --> 00:25:41.559 all heard the Tracy Almond shorts. That's where the Simpsons started. 565 00:25:41.559 --> 00:25:43.640 There were little shorts that appeared on the Tracy Olman Show, 566 00:25:43.640 --> 00:25:44.519 a sketch comedy. 567 00:25:44.279 --> 00:25:46.839 Show, sketch comedy show in the late. 568 00:25:47.240 --> 00:25:49.119 Eighty seven, I believes on the Simpsons debut on the 569 00:25:49.119 --> 00:25:50.079 show anyway. 570 00:25:49.759 --> 00:25:52.599 Produced by James L. Brooks. Was it really yeah? Yeah? 571 00:25:52.880 --> 00:25:54.519 Oh I did not realize that. So that was the 572 00:25:54.519 --> 00:25:56.880 connection to the Simpsons. Okay, I believe, So let me 573 00:25:56.920 --> 00:25:58.519 just triple check that. 574 00:25:58.839 --> 00:25:59.680 Sorry, man, I know. 575 00:25:59.640 --> 00:26:03.440 That we're Tracy Ulman Show. But so yeah, but all 576 00:26:03.480 --> 00:26:05.960 those shorts, they've never been officially released. I'm sure me 577 00:26:06.079 --> 00:26:08.079 there's some sort of copyright there, but they do appear 578 00:26:08.119 --> 00:26:09.680 on YouTube, and one day you're not gonna sit down 579 00:26:09.680 --> 00:26:11.799 and we're going to review those for our Patriot, Okay, 580 00:26:12.039 --> 00:26:14.000 because I've actually ever sat down watched them all either. 581 00:26:14.039 --> 00:26:16.240 I've seen maybe League five, and I think there's about 582 00:26:16.279 --> 00:26:18.319 fifty of them. So we'll sit down and we'll review 583 00:26:18.319 --> 00:26:20.359 those one day. Sure, happy to do so because they 584 00:26:20.400 --> 00:26:23.160 look horrific. But you know, you gotta. But that's just 585 00:26:23.279 --> 00:26:25.400 you know, they that's the start of the Simpsons. It's 586 00:26:25.440 --> 00:26:26.039 part of history. 587 00:26:26.119 --> 00:26:29.599 Oh, very much. So, yeah, I mean, yeah, Tracy Ollman's 588 00:26:29.599 --> 00:26:33.599 an interesting kind of phenomenon. Really. I mean, I remember, 589 00:26:33.720 --> 00:26:35.759 I have no memories of her at all. We spent 590 00:26:35.799 --> 00:26:37.319 a bit of time in England when I was growing up, 591 00:26:37.359 --> 00:26:39.680 particularly around the eighties. My sister was living over there. 592 00:26:39.720 --> 00:26:41.799 We would go over and visit her occasionally. And Tracy 593 00:26:41.799 --> 00:26:45.799 Ollmen was very very big in sketch comedy on British TV. 594 00:26:46.440 --> 00:26:48.319 One show in particularly was called Three of a Kind. 595 00:26:48.359 --> 00:26:52.240 It was her, the comedian Lenny Henry and someone else. 596 00:26:52.519 --> 00:26:54.359 But yeah, it was clear that Tracy Olmen was kind 597 00:26:54.359 --> 00:26:56.319 of like the breakout star of that, someone who was 598 00:26:56.440 --> 00:27:02.000 very very versatile, had great charm. You're familiar with Saturday Live, 599 00:27:02.079 --> 00:27:05.000 of course, and Gilda Radner didn't. Yeah, yeah, very much 600 00:27:05.039 --> 00:27:06.839 like an English version of Gilda Radner had sort of 601 00:27:06.880 --> 00:27:11.160 an impish charm, instant likability and also just multi talented. 602 00:27:11.599 --> 00:27:14.920 So and people clearly recognize this. On the other side 603 00:27:14.920 --> 00:27:17.759 of the pond, James or Brooks recognized this and basically 604 00:27:17.799 --> 00:27:20.799 fashioned this show around her on the up and coming 605 00:27:21.039 --> 00:27:23.799 or just recently introduced Fox Network. So and you know, 606 00:27:24.160 --> 00:27:27.160 she was acting alongside the likes of Meryl Streep as well. 607 00:27:27.200 --> 00:27:29.440 I mean, people just recognized, oh, this is someone who's 608 00:27:29.480 --> 00:27:33.279 incredibly talented and not necessarily can do just about anything, 609 00:27:33.319 --> 00:27:35.279 but it's up for it just about anything and adds 610 00:27:35.359 --> 00:27:39.440 something to everything. So and yeah, but I think they realized, oh, 611 00:27:39.440 --> 00:27:41.440 we've got to add things to the Tracy Ormand show. 612 00:27:41.519 --> 00:27:44.000 It's you know, she'll do her thing, She'll do her 613 00:27:44.000 --> 00:27:45.839 thing with her cast. Dan See was a member of 614 00:27:45.680 --> 00:27:50.000 the cast, Julie and Julie Canner. Yeah. Yeah, so Brooks 615 00:27:50.039 --> 00:27:52.839 has clearly got his sort of talent pool. But they're like, oh, 616 00:27:52.920 --> 00:27:54.720 we need things to break it up a little bit. 617 00:27:54.759 --> 00:27:58.400 And that's where the Simpson shorts come in, which was 618 00:27:58.960 --> 00:28:01.759 a pretty out there concept really when you think about it. Well, yeah, 619 00:28:01.799 --> 00:28:03.640 but it seemed like Fox was kind of throwing everything 620 00:28:03.680 --> 00:28:06.079 at the wall. See what works. Yeah, I mean ABC, 621 00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:09.640 NBC and CBS. The three existing networks had their own 622 00:28:10.200 --> 00:28:12.200 voices and their own tones of the kind of shows 623 00:28:12.240 --> 00:28:14.119 that they made, but they were all doing pretty much 624 00:28:14.160 --> 00:28:16.559 their own thing. And I think Fox recognized we're gonna 625 00:28:16.559 --> 00:28:18.359 have to shake things up a little bit and try 626 00:28:18.400 --> 00:28:21.039 a few different things and see what works. Not everything did, 627 00:28:21.039 --> 00:28:24.240 but a lot of things did. And toilet humor no 628 00:28:24.400 --> 00:28:29.240 big what we're still talking about it this day. Yeah. 629 00:28:29.319 --> 00:28:33.200 Yeah, one show that I have to revisit because I 630 00:28:33.279 --> 00:28:34.480 was not allowed to watch it as a kid. 631 00:28:34.480 --> 00:28:35.160 Married with children. 632 00:28:35.279 --> 00:28:37.359 When I saw it as a teenager, I went, this 633 00:28:37.519 --> 00:28:39.680 is fun. But I kind of see it as almost 634 00:28:39.759 --> 00:28:42.400 like the live action version of like a Family Guy, 635 00:28:42.440 --> 00:28:44.359 where I can probably enjoy it in small dat. I 636 00:28:44.359 --> 00:28:46.480 don't think you can binge married with children. 637 00:28:46.559 --> 00:28:47.359 No, I don't think so. 638 00:28:47.480 --> 00:28:50.240 It seems like you're weekly dose of just crude toilet 639 00:28:50.319 --> 00:28:54.839 jokes from the crowd, just your dose of but also 640 00:28:54.880 --> 00:28:59.119 put together with some skill with fantastic with very talented 641 00:28:59.160 --> 00:29:00.759 people like Caesh. 642 00:29:00.759 --> 00:29:02.000 Absolutely. Yeah. So. 643 00:29:02.079 --> 00:29:04.599 According to Ken Eston, the co creator of the Tracy 644 00:29:04.680 --> 00:29:07.519 Ullman Show, Tracy was not fond of any of the 645 00:29:07.559 --> 00:29:10.160 bumpers because of the Simpson shots because she didn't think 646 00:29:10.200 --> 00:29:12.319 that there were any quality or the quality for her show. 647 00:29:12.359 --> 00:29:14.519 They think why they looked they didn't look good enough 648 00:29:15.160 --> 00:29:17.680 in nineteen ninety one. I'm assuming after this episode aired, 649 00:29:17.680 --> 00:29:19.880 because they would have recorded this in nineteen nineteen, would 650 00:29:20.079 --> 00:29:22.359 air in March of ninety one. But in ninety one, 651 00:29:22.440 --> 00:29:25.799 she filed a lawsuit against twentieth Century Fox, claiming that 652 00:29:25.839 --> 00:29:28.440 she was owed some of the profits from Simpsons merchandise, 653 00:29:28.440 --> 00:29:31.079 which her lawyers valued at about two point five million dollars, 654 00:29:31.400 --> 00:29:35.039 which inflation is abound five point seven million today. 655 00:29:35.440 --> 00:29:35.960 Tiny sum. 656 00:29:36.039 --> 00:29:38.720 Yeah, quite a bit of money. Yeah, I'm like, look, 657 00:29:38.720 --> 00:29:40.400 that's a lot. But in the grand scheme of things, 658 00:29:41.079 --> 00:29:43.599 the money that Simpsons would have been making twentieth Century Fox, 659 00:29:44.240 --> 00:29:45.480 I don't think it was that much money. 660 00:29:45.599 --> 00:29:47.839 Oh no, I think it's kind of chump change. 661 00:29:47.920 --> 00:29:49.640 Yeah, it sounds like a lot. But her case was 662 00:29:49.640 --> 00:29:51.440 based on the fact that she did actually sign a 663 00:29:51.480 --> 00:29:55.640 contract reportedly mere hours before she recorded the first episode 664 00:29:55.640 --> 00:29:58.079 of The Tracy Ulman Show that entitled her to five 665 00:29:58.119 --> 00:30:00.880 to ten percent of the net receipts of the merchandising 666 00:30:00.920 --> 00:30:04.359 and other profits from products or programs based on spin 667 00:30:04.400 --> 00:30:08.759 off characters, including animated characters, even if those characters were 668 00:30:08.839 --> 00:30:14.079 originated by others. So you read that contract and to go, well, 669 00:30:14.079 --> 00:30:17.759 how does she not win? She is one entitled to 670 00:30:17.839 --> 00:30:18.319 some money? 671 00:30:18.480 --> 00:30:18.599 Right? 672 00:30:18.640 --> 00:30:21.160 How does this not work? And my only explanation could 673 00:30:21.200 --> 00:30:23.279 be that maybe Fox just could have for better lawyers. 674 00:30:23.519 --> 00:30:26.720 Quite possibly, Yeah, I mean, you do have Murdoch money 675 00:30:26.759 --> 00:30:28.960 behind you, and they tend to have their sharks. 676 00:30:29.039 --> 00:30:33.160 So yeah, because if I had a contract and it 677 00:30:33.279 --> 00:30:35.880 said those words, I would go, I think I'm in 678 00:30:35.920 --> 00:30:36.440 the right here. 679 00:30:36.680 --> 00:30:38.480 How could I not get money here? 680 00:30:38.799 --> 00:30:41.279 I think even if she doesn't get five million, she's 681 00:30:41.440 --> 00:30:43.559 entitled to something, you would think. 682 00:30:43.599 --> 00:30:47.799 So yeah, I mean the Simpsons became the Simpsons because 683 00:30:47.799 --> 00:30:50.079 of the Simpsons. Not necessary, I mean, but it had 684 00:30:50.880 --> 00:30:52.799 its launch pad on the Tracy Ullman Show. 685 00:30:53.000 --> 00:30:55.200 And she wasn't the only person that decided that, but 686 00:30:55.279 --> 00:30:57.359 she I'm pretty sure in her position she could have 687 00:30:57.359 --> 00:30:59.680 gone no, I would haven't bumpers if she wanted to, 688 00:31:01.200 --> 00:31:03.359 really wanted to put her foot down because it's her 689 00:31:03.480 --> 00:31:04.960 name on the shee. You can't have the Tracy Aulber 690 00:31:05.000 --> 00:31:07.680 Show without Tracy Oulmen correct. Yeah, So I think she 691 00:31:07.759 --> 00:31:10.839 deserved something and they invited you for this for this episode, 692 00:31:11.079 --> 00:31:13.400 and it's a show that the lawsuit happened and she 693 00:31:13.480 --> 00:31:15.319 lost and whatnot, Because it would have been nice to 694 00:31:15.359 --> 00:31:17.200 get more miss win firstess. And I think the would 695 00:31:17.200 --> 00:31:19.200 have been a fun dynamic there, even though it would 696 00:31:19.200 --> 00:31:21.079 have kind of felt kind of cliche. But The Simpsons 697 00:31:21.119 --> 00:31:23.240 is just based on stereotypes and cliches. 698 00:31:22.839 --> 00:31:23.119 Isn't it. 699 00:31:23.160 --> 00:31:25.599 Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah, good missus Degle. 700 00:31:26.200 --> 00:31:29.400 That could have worked. Oh yeah, just the snooty person 701 00:31:29.400 --> 00:31:31.759 in the neighborhood. I mean, I'm sure the Simpsons has that, 702 00:31:33.480 --> 00:31:34.519 but yeah, like I love. 703 00:31:34.480 --> 00:31:36.279 Joy is kind of snooty, but she's not this kind 704 00:31:36.319 --> 00:31:37.839 of neighbor missus Degal snoody. 705 00:31:38.279 --> 00:31:41.519 Yeah, you need someone who's just an upper echelone of 706 00:31:41.559 --> 00:31:44.079 wealth and just wants to lord it over you. Thinks 707 00:31:44.079 --> 00:31:45.680 it makes them a better person as the result. 708 00:31:45.680 --> 00:31:48.160 Stop riding your skateboard on the sidewalk, Yes, and get 709 00:31:48.160 --> 00:31:49.240 off my property kind of thing. 710 00:31:49.400 --> 00:31:51.319 Very much. I get off my lown kind of person. Yeah, 711 00:31:51.400 --> 00:31:54.839 let's not too bad for Tracy Uelman. According to Wikipedia, 712 00:31:54.960 --> 00:31:57.759 which as we know, never lies, Tracy woman, Tracy Oulman 713 00:31:57.839 --> 00:32:00.640 has a net worth of something like eighty million pound. Yeah, 714 00:32:00.720 --> 00:32:04.480 she's Okay, she's just all right, she's doing okay for herself. Yeah, 715 00:32:04.519 --> 00:32:07.119 And I did read some things where it says she's 716 00:32:07.160 --> 00:32:09.319 not bitter anymore, and I thought, oh, that's good for her. 717 00:32:09.319 --> 00:32:10.720 Then you told me that, and I went, oh, into 718 00:32:10.799 --> 00:32:13.799 what if I had that amount of money, I would 719 00:32:13.799 --> 00:32:15.079 not be bitter, I'd be sweet. 720 00:32:16.920 --> 00:32:19.599 And I was watching some special study recently and it 721 00:32:19.640 --> 00:32:21.119 was one where she was doing like a flashback to 722 00:32:21.119 --> 00:32:23.119 the Tracy Ulman Show. And you've got the Tracy or 723 00:32:23.160 --> 00:32:25.359 you have the Tracy Ulman Show wiki page open there. 724 00:32:25.880 --> 00:32:29.319 I'm a huge fan of the logo. Just scroll down, 725 00:32:29.400 --> 00:32:31.279 see if you can see it. Oh yeah, Tracy yemen 726 00:32:31.319 --> 00:32:34.359 Show logo. It just epitomizes nineteen late nine eighties, early 727 00:32:34.440 --> 00:32:35.079 nineteen nineties. 728 00:32:35.200 --> 00:32:36.519 Oh yeah, that logo. 729 00:32:36.599 --> 00:32:37.680 It's just an awesome logo. 730 00:32:37.799 --> 00:32:42.119 It's really good. Folks. If you want like thirty seconds 731 00:32:42.160 --> 00:32:45.920 of just boost, go to YouTube look up opening credits 732 00:32:45.920 --> 00:32:48.160 of Tracy Yulman Show. Because okay, it's got a great 733 00:32:48.160 --> 00:32:51.039 theme song as well, has it really? Oh yeah, put 734 00:32:51.039 --> 00:32:54.400 it on now. Yeah, I'll put it on right now. 735 00:32:54.400 --> 00:32:57.240 But again very late and late eighties energy. But it 736 00:32:57.279 --> 00:33:01.279 also feels like the pro to a Network's like, we're here, 737 00:33:01.640 --> 00:33:03.960 pay attention to us, but not in a in a 738 00:33:04.079 --> 00:33:06.319 kind of they're kind of way. It's more like, hey, 739 00:33:06.319 --> 00:33:08.799 this is funky and fun That's what the Simpsons was. 740 00:33:09.039 --> 00:33:09.720 Funky fresh. 741 00:33:09.799 --> 00:33:12.440 Yeah, funky, and the Simpsons was certainly fresh, particularly with 742 00:33:12.440 --> 00:33:14.279 the colors and whatnot, which is why Matt made them yellow. 743 00:33:14.319 --> 00:33:17.599 So when you're flicking through, well that's different. Yeah, that's 744 00:33:17.599 --> 00:33:22.440 you're right, yes, But hers Emily Winthrop, I thought the 745 00:33:22.480 --> 00:33:25.200 perfect villain this episode needed, and a great villain. 746 00:33:25.240 --> 00:33:25.839 I don't think it's. 747 00:33:25.720 --> 00:33:29.119 Talked about enough on The Simpsons because she is so unlikable. 748 00:33:29.680 --> 00:33:35.000 She's all cold, results driven process. Yeah, and reminded me 749 00:33:35.079 --> 00:33:36.960 of the Sleep Netty. She was very just to the 750 00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:39.759 point matter of fact that I went, how are you? 751 00:33:40.039 --> 00:33:43.480 Are you a robot? That person will probably say my 752 00:33:43.599 --> 00:33:47.279 results speak for themselves exactly right, and may were justify 753 00:33:47.359 --> 00:33:49.200 by saying I've got a lot of parents who were 754 00:33:49.240 --> 00:33:52.200 sleeping through the night. You know because of this, I've 755 00:33:52.200 --> 00:33:56.680 probably saved a lot of marriages. Yeah, and you know, uh, 756 00:33:57.079 --> 00:33:59.559 this Emily character probably feels the same way. It's like, 757 00:34:00.279 --> 00:34:01.960 you're going to have a bit of discomfort here, You're 758 00:34:01.960 --> 00:34:04.920 going to have some hurt feelings or whatever, but your 759 00:34:04.960 --> 00:34:06.319 dog is going to behave and you. 760 00:34:06.400 --> 00:34:07.440 As soon as he said that. 761 00:34:07.359 --> 00:34:09.119 You and everyone are going to be happier as a result. 762 00:34:09.199 --> 00:34:10.719 As soon as you said that, I just thought, I 763 00:34:10.800 --> 00:34:16.880 got hurt feelings whatever, some of those hurt feelings that 764 00:34:16.960 --> 00:34:18.960 doesn't comes straight right into my head every time. Do 765 00:34:19.000 --> 00:34:21.239 you have those moments where someone says a line and 766 00:34:21.320 --> 00:34:23.440 you instantly think of like a film quote or a 767 00:34:23.639 --> 00:34:24.320 song or something. 768 00:34:25.320 --> 00:34:28.840 The thing that always strikes me when I allude to 769 00:34:28.960 --> 00:34:32.679 hurt feelings, it's a terrific Robert Denara actually movie called Ronan. 770 00:34:32.840 --> 00:34:33.760 I don't know if you've ever heard of it, but 771 00:34:33.800 --> 00:34:38.000 I don't know of it. Yeah. Yeah, he's part of 772 00:34:38.039 --> 00:34:42.000 this criminal team that's pulling a heist. The one of 773 00:34:42.039 --> 00:34:44.079 the other members of the team says, oh, did you 774 00:34:44.119 --> 00:34:46.119 ever kill anybody? And DeNiro says, no, I hurt somebody's 775 00:34:46.119 --> 00:34:49.480 feelings once in twenty twenty five. That makes him history's 776 00:34:49.480 --> 00:34:53.960 greatest monster, that he's hurting someone's feelings. But it's a 777 00:34:54.039 --> 00:34:56.480 line that I was like, it's just a great badass. 778 00:34:56.559 --> 00:34:58.199 Lind was like, that's somebody's feelings once. 779 00:35:01.000 --> 00:35:03.440 Yeah, for me, sometimes Nicolall say what do you think 780 00:35:03.480 --> 00:35:05.559 about that? And I always go, now you know how? 781 00:35:09.639 --> 00:35:13.800 But yeah, Emily fantastic here and her delivery Tracey's of 782 00:35:14.000 --> 00:35:18.360 pull the bloody chain boy that haunts nineties kids, because 783 00:35:18.880 --> 00:35:22.400 watching that as a kid, you felt so bad, not 784 00:35:22.559 --> 00:35:24.679 just for the dog, but for Bart, because Bart was 785 00:35:24.719 --> 00:35:27.719 a child in a situation he had to follow instructions. 786 00:35:28.039 --> 00:35:29.920 He didn't want to be hurting his dogs. As soon 787 00:35:29.920 --> 00:35:32.480 as he chokes him, he apologizing you just you feel 788 00:35:32.639 --> 00:35:34.039 so sad. 789 00:35:35.599 --> 00:35:37.719 Sanders will help her, going, Wait a minute, why is 790 00:35:37.840 --> 00:35:40.599 why is my own Why is my friend hurting me? Yeah? 791 00:35:40.599 --> 00:35:41.440 Why is my friend hurting me? 792 00:35:41.480 --> 00:35:43.360 Because he doesn't get it. I'm gonna say he's not 793 00:35:43.559 --> 00:35:47.960 being naughty. He just doesn't understand why he's a dog. 794 00:35:48.199 --> 00:35:50.360 Yes, he is a dog. He is a dog indeed. 795 00:35:50.639 --> 00:35:52.280 But yeah, and just yeah, I thought missus midfas we 796 00:35:52.280 --> 00:35:53.559 said we would be a great cater, but she's just 797 00:35:53.599 --> 00:35:56.159 so despicable who seemed to thrive on the misery. But 798 00:35:56.239 --> 00:35:59.280 as we're saying, she is results driven and she is 799 00:36:00.199 --> 00:36:01.239 successful for a reason. 800 00:36:01.480 --> 00:36:05.360 Yeah, I think I'm sure You've had other characters in 801 00:36:05.679 --> 00:36:08.679 the Simpsons or in animated shows, all shows in general, 802 00:36:08.719 --> 00:36:12.400 who they're really stealing steer into the heel turn with 803 00:36:12.480 --> 00:36:15.239 this kind of thing. They'll be someone who's like, you 804 00:36:15.320 --> 00:36:17.599 know what, I'm training this animal to be obedient, but 805 00:36:17.679 --> 00:36:22.159 I'm also really enjoying inflicting pain or inflicting discipline on them. 806 00:36:22.239 --> 00:36:24.599 There's no miniacal laugh or anything. No, no, no, she's 807 00:36:24.679 --> 00:36:31.400 just like, you know, cold clinical British. Donat does this 808 00:36:31.519 --> 00:36:39.239 remager anyone apparently quite inspired by she was a TV 809 00:36:39.360 --> 00:36:42.119 trainer so much, but a woman named Barbara Woodhouse. 810 00:36:41.840 --> 00:36:43.960 And also apparently the mannerisms of Margaret Thatcher. 811 00:36:44.079 --> 00:36:45.559 Oh my god, Oh yeah, I can see a bit 812 00:36:45.599 --> 00:36:48.760 of Maggie in there as well. But Barbara Woodhouse had 813 00:36:48.880 --> 00:36:52.480 a catchphrase, walkers when you were taking Yeah, I can 814 00:36:52.599 --> 00:36:54.599 imagine heavily saying that. Yeah. She became a bit of 815 00:36:54.639 --> 00:36:57.280 a cult figure because of that. You know, when it 816 00:36:57.360 --> 00:36:59.440 was ready to take the dog for a walk, walkers. 817 00:36:59.760 --> 00:37:02.239 You're people of a certain generation who, whenever they're taking 818 00:37:02.239 --> 00:37:03.960 out the dog for a walk, will say that. It 819 00:37:04.079 --> 00:37:07.280 was very ingrained into the end of the collective consciousness. 820 00:37:07.320 --> 00:37:09.360 Although I was kind of confused at the end when 821 00:37:10.159 --> 00:37:13.000 he successfully does it and she says, son of a bitch, 822 00:37:13.159 --> 00:37:14.679 I want to talk about it for a couple of reasons. 823 00:37:14.760 --> 00:37:17.679 The first reason being why she disappointed that he's successful. 824 00:37:18.159 --> 00:37:21.679 It was like she was She's not, She's not at all. Well, 825 00:37:22.599 --> 00:37:24.119 first of all, is the obvious thing about you know, 826 00:37:24.840 --> 00:37:27.000 a dog is a son of a bitch? Obviously, Yes, 827 00:37:27.320 --> 00:37:30.719 But how many times in how many sort of action 828 00:37:30.880 --> 00:37:33.360 movies or any movies have you had someone sort of 829 00:37:33.559 --> 00:37:35.960 happily calls him son of a bitch? 830 00:37:36.599 --> 00:37:39.480 See, I've always taken it the complete opposite way, is 831 00:37:39.519 --> 00:37:41.679 it to say, well, you son of a bitch? 832 00:37:41.840 --> 00:37:41.880 No? 833 00:37:42.079 --> 00:37:44.079 No, Often there's a bit of sort of grudging like 834 00:37:44.840 --> 00:37:47.760 it's like, oh, you're magnificent bastard. I mean, now I 835 00:37:47.880 --> 00:37:50.119 know what you're saying completely. Yeah, I've never taken it 836 00:37:50.199 --> 00:37:52.559 in that way because I've always disliked her. I just 837 00:37:52.639 --> 00:37:57.239 assumed the worst. Yeah, but it strikes me as Yeah, 838 00:37:57.400 --> 00:38:00.480 you'll often hear it's like or say, someone's got one 839 00:38:00.559 --> 00:38:02.960 over on you, but they've done it in such a 840 00:38:03.119 --> 00:38:05.360 smart way that you're kind of like, sort of a bitch. 841 00:38:06.039 --> 00:38:10.360 Oh yeah, it's a Dutch and Dylan don't hate each other. 842 00:38:10.440 --> 00:38:12.920 They're just kind of like bros who are also kind 843 00:38:12.920 --> 00:38:13.440 of rivals. 844 00:38:13.480 --> 00:38:15.760 Well, it's like in the Jordan documentary Hum and Larry Bird. 845 00:38:16.519 --> 00:38:22.199 So when someone's like like I hate you or something, Yeah, 846 00:38:22.480 --> 00:38:24.119 oh you you've pulled off. 847 00:38:24.039 --> 00:38:27.199 This magnificent coln. You've taken a bunch of money that, yeah, 848 00:38:27.239 --> 00:38:28.920 I can probably afford to lose. But still I don't 849 00:38:29.000 --> 00:38:32.239 like losing. Still I go to a Mary Effort son 850 00:38:32.320 --> 00:38:35.519 of a Bitch? Yeah, okay, what changes? That changes the 851 00:38:35.559 --> 00:38:37.760 tone at the end. They've always just been confused, why 852 00:38:37.880 --> 00:38:40.440 does she Why was she disappointed? But no, no, it's 853 00:38:41.039 --> 00:38:44.280 she's amazing. But it's a little bit of a rud 854 00:38:44.320 --> 00:38:46.320 pull as well as like, oh you think she's disappointed? 855 00:38:46.360 --> 00:38:50.480 But yeah, But like many great jokes, works on multiple levels, 856 00:38:50.519 --> 00:38:52.280 gives these guys a bit of an escape patch to say, 857 00:38:52.320 --> 00:38:54.519 son of a bitch on an animated family comedy. 858 00:38:54.280 --> 00:38:55.960 Which that's the other aspect of what to talk about. 859 00:38:55.960 --> 00:38:56.360 I remember this. 860 00:38:56.719 --> 00:38:58.000 I think it's the first time we hear the word 861 00:38:58.079 --> 00:39:01.079 bitch because I think where's the out splash more episode? 862 00:39:01.079 --> 00:39:02.079 Because he because. 863 00:39:01.840 --> 00:39:04.280 When Butt's going down after this, isn't it? Well? 864 00:39:04.360 --> 00:39:07.480 Season two is because when Butt's going maybe it's before 865 00:39:07.519 --> 00:39:11.320 this thing. Because when Marge paints mister Burns because it's 866 00:39:11.360 --> 00:39:13.719 when he's going down to Slagh says bitch and oh, 867 00:39:13.960 --> 00:39:16.039 but I think son of a bitch is it comes 868 00:39:16.079 --> 00:39:18.199 across harsh. Oh that's more of a bitch and is 869 00:39:18.239 --> 00:39:19.639 always like, oh, he's just a kid being a kid. 870 00:39:19.679 --> 00:39:22.679 But son of a bitch is like, oh, some of a. 871 00:39:22.679 --> 00:39:25.880 Bitch is designed primarily is an insult the bitch. 872 00:39:26.320 --> 00:39:29.280 Like I think most nineties kids have a memory of 873 00:39:29.320 --> 00:39:31.239 at least one of the adults in their life being 874 00:39:31.320 --> 00:39:33.440 bothered by hearing this woman say son of a bitch, 875 00:39:33.440 --> 00:39:35.960 because you just don't expect to hear it on the Simpsons. Well, yeah, 876 00:39:36.000 --> 00:39:37.559 but then that's when you pull the bar and you say, 877 00:39:37.639 --> 00:39:41.119 but a bitch is female dog mom, So is that 878 00:39:41.280 --> 00:39:43.239 is that technically there out? Then I guess that's their out, 879 00:39:43.360 --> 00:39:45.920 that's their escape patch. Yeah, she's a dog trainer and 880 00:39:45.960 --> 00:39:48.239 she's using a term about dog because bitch is one 881 00:39:48.239 --> 00:39:51.480 of those words where it's only a curse word depending 882 00:39:51.519 --> 00:39:52.320 on how it's used. 883 00:39:52.480 --> 00:39:53.719 Oh yeah, absolutely, Yeah. 884 00:39:54.320 --> 00:39:55.960 So the kids are watching sound Lock Kids at the moment, 885 00:39:55.960 --> 00:39:57.679 and he says bitch a couple of times, and like 886 00:39:57.960 --> 00:40:00.880 he said, they all call f words. He's net work right, 887 00:40:01.559 --> 00:40:03.679 And he also they say shit a couple of times, 888 00:40:03.719 --> 00:40:05.920 and Elliot every time that's look at me, hey to say, 889 00:40:06.360 --> 00:40:08.679 and he's like, let's listen to it. It's almost like 890 00:40:08.719 --> 00:40:11.360 it's a it's okay. It's when you get to high 891 00:40:11.360 --> 00:40:13.800 school and your teacher uses the word shit or something 892 00:40:13.840 --> 00:40:14.559 and you go, oh. 893 00:40:15.000 --> 00:40:19.960 Oh, we can use these but growing up, no, that's 894 00:40:20.079 --> 00:40:22.639 just some insecure teacher. How do I relate? How do 895 00:40:22.719 --> 00:40:25.480 I be cool kids? How do I reach these kids? 896 00:40:26.719 --> 00:40:29.880 They drop a sword. I've spoken many times about watching 897 00:40:29.920 --> 00:40:32.400 movies with Bob and Margaret, and I'm just them being 898 00:40:33.760 --> 00:40:37.639 we don't care his kids, Let's just fill this kid's 899 00:40:37.679 --> 00:40:40.400 brain with whatever. But you know, it's like when you're 900 00:40:40.440 --> 00:40:42.519 watching a movie with your parents and all of a sudden, 901 00:40:42.599 --> 00:40:45.000 like an unexpected sex scene comes on or something like, oh, 902 00:40:46.920 --> 00:40:50.639 this is unpleasant for everybody. There was a Booby's look. 903 00:40:51.159 --> 00:40:53.559 I remember one time though, I was I'm pretty sure 904 00:40:53.599 --> 00:40:55.280 Bob and Margaret were not paying attention, but I was 905 00:40:55.360 --> 00:40:58.400 watching Commando. Okay, that's the anold schwartzon in the movie. 906 00:40:58.800 --> 00:41:00.719 And yeah, I don't think we were so much upset 907 00:41:00.760 --> 00:41:03.239 by the violence. But there's a bit where one of 908 00:41:03.280 --> 00:41:05.440 the henchmen is trying to come on to the female 909 00:41:05.559 --> 00:41:08.000 lead and she's not having any of it, and he 910 00:41:08.119 --> 00:41:10.039 sort of looks at her and said, forgive the foul 911 00:41:10.119 --> 00:41:13.199 language here folks writing a movie. He looks and said, 912 00:41:13.239 --> 00:41:15.519 you fucking whore, and then just sort of walks off. 913 00:41:15.599 --> 00:41:17.679 And I was kind of like, oh, my ears a 914 00:41:17.760 --> 00:41:21.079 bread because I'm the one who rented this and said 915 00:41:21.360 --> 00:41:25.480 watch command. And you know, meanwhile they're dropping some pretty 916 00:41:25.480 --> 00:41:27.960 harsh turns. And here Dad didn't look up from the 917 00:41:28.000 --> 00:41:35.360 racing guide. Mom's like witch down, got a wine. Mum's 918 00:41:35.400 --> 00:41:37.280 like she's pulling the bobby and saying I had no son. 919 00:41:38.880 --> 00:41:42.119 But yeah, that's that can be a little of pudding 920 00:41:42.159 --> 00:41:45.079 when you have that occasion when you when do you 921 00:41:45.119 --> 00:41:46.719 watch it with your parents in the room? Yeah? Yeah, 922 00:41:46.719 --> 00:41:47.719 absolutely yeah. 923 00:41:48.079 --> 00:41:51.639 Now we mentioned earlier, but the Lisa and Marge story, 924 00:41:52.039 --> 00:41:53.280 I just think it was al sort just a nice 925 00:41:53.320 --> 00:41:55.400 bonding story for them too as well. Like we had, 926 00:41:55.599 --> 00:41:57.719 the quill was a well used prop in this story 927 00:41:57.800 --> 00:42:00.000 for both stories, as we mentioned, But I just see 928 00:42:00.039 --> 00:42:03.199 it was nice seeing Lisa and Marge bond over being 929 00:42:03.639 --> 00:42:06.960 female Simpsons bvier. I guess yeah, because we don't really 930 00:42:07.000 --> 00:42:11.280 see Marge's BVS side, it's always March Simpson, so seeing 931 00:42:11.320 --> 00:42:15.079 her get to celebrate her family's history I thought was nice. 932 00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:18.639 Oh yeah. And also that thing, I mean, you have 933 00:42:18.760 --> 00:42:20.599 it every once in a while when someone just pulls, 934 00:42:20.639 --> 00:42:24.079 like a a cool thing that shows their talented or 935 00:42:24.119 --> 00:42:27.559 skilled in an area. I mean for March's to nonchalantly 936 00:42:27.679 --> 00:42:32.199 just flip up the needle threaded in mid air, it's 937 00:42:32.280 --> 00:42:34.360 kind of like, oh, you know, I'm good at this. 938 00:42:34.920 --> 00:42:37.239 I'm good at this. Yeah. It's an instant kind. 939 00:42:37.119 --> 00:42:40.119 Of believe me sewing and being able to so it 940 00:42:40.199 --> 00:42:42.320 is a talent that I wish I could have made. 941 00:42:42.360 --> 00:42:45.719 Oh yeah, absolutely, i'snbelievable. Yeah yeah, look at Pi's a 942 00:42:45.760 --> 00:42:47.719 button off my button for one Nichols, I'll fix the foy. 943 00:42:47.800 --> 00:42:49.320 I'm like, that's God's work. 944 00:42:49.440 --> 00:42:51.840 I should be able to do. Yeah. Oh yeah. There 945 00:42:51.880 --> 00:42:54.920 are so many things that I would tell young guy 946 00:42:55.440 --> 00:42:58.239 if I could turn back the clock, say four decades, 947 00:42:58.320 --> 00:43:01.159 go back and say fifteen year old guy. First of all, 948 00:43:01.519 --> 00:43:05.800 by applestock. But yeah, also learn how to sew. It's 949 00:43:05.920 --> 00:43:07.800 not that hard. Just put in the just put in 950 00:43:07.880 --> 00:43:10.519 the hours, you know, while you're watching TV, get a 951 00:43:10.559 --> 00:43:12.400 piece of cloth, get a needle and thread and just 952 00:43:12.639 --> 00:43:14.000 learn how to do it. Learn how to do it, 953 00:43:14.119 --> 00:43:16.320 learn how to do it, get some muscle memory. But yeah, 954 00:43:16.360 --> 00:43:18.960 something like that. Absolutely. But yeah, it's just a nice 955 00:43:18.960 --> 00:43:22.440 real shorthand gesture of because Lisa, you know, who was 956 00:43:22.559 --> 00:43:25.239 very sort of book smart and progressive in a lot 957 00:43:25.280 --> 00:43:27.840 of ways. She might think she doesn't do it in 958 00:43:27.920 --> 00:43:29.920 this episode, but you might think, oh, well, I've got 959 00:43:30.000 --> 00:43:33.320 a quil so this can seem kind of lame themard 960 00:43:33.400 --> 00:43:35.280 to be able to do it with flair and with 961 00:43:35.440 --> 00:43:36.920 style that makes you go, oh, okay, well, no, this 962 00:43:37.039 --> 00:43:39.719 is something we're paying attention to, and the person who 963 00:43:39.760 --> 00:43:42.840 does it is someone worth respecting. Yeah, I like the 964 00:43:42.920 --> 00:43:46.800 whole subplot or narrative thread, so to speak of the 965 00:43:46.840 --> 00:43:47.519 whole quilt thing. 966 00:43:47.559 --> 00:43:53.840 I mean the play Yeah, thanks man, it was gonna 967 00:43:53.840 --> 00:43:54.119 be a drive. 968 00:43:54.199 --> 00:43:58.440 I'm like knowledge that. Yeah, the role that it played 969 00:43:58.639 --> 00:44:03.760 absolutely Yeah. But the way it brought these two people 970 00:44:03.840 --> 00:44:06.760 together the inside, it gave you into the into the 971 00:44:06.800 --> 00:44:09.159 movie family. I mean, not a whole lot, but you know, 972 00:44:09.599 --> 00:44:13.559 it just adds something to the overall yeah, greaterst scheme 973 00:44:13.639 --> 00:44:16.519 of things. And I don't want to jump on favorite 974 00:44:16.559 --> 00:44:19.119 moments here, but in a few moments we'll get to it. Yeah, 975 00:44:19.159 --> 00:44:22.400 but it certainly culminates in one of my favorite moments 976 00:44:22.400 --> 00:44:25.519 in the episode, and maybe, look, I'll be hard press 977 00:44:25.519 --> 00:44:28.480 to say one of my favorites of the series, but 978 00:44:28.639 --> 00:44:32.199 I think it's a really really good lesson and summed 979 00:44:32.280 --> 00:44:33.559 up in a really interesting. 980 00:44:33.360 --> 00:44:35.960 Ending to I wanted to touch on it anyway, so 981 00:44:36.000 --> 00:44:38.719 I wanted to discuss It's almost like a a strength 982 00:44:38.800 --> 00:44:40.280 through adversity ending, isn't it. 983 00:44:41.320 --> 00:44:46.440 It's making lemons out of lemonade? Yeah? Sorry, yeah, elements walker, 984 00:44:46.719 --> 00:44:48.400 excuse me flip that reverse? Yes? 985 00:44:49.159 --> 00:44:49.679 So or. 986 00:44:52.440 --> 00:44:56.320 That four figure discount is brought to you by our 987 00:44:56.360 --> 00:44:59.599 incredible supporters on Patreon. With your support, we're able to 988 00:44:59.639 --> 00:45:02.760 hire editors, purchase new equipment, and everything else that goes 989 00:45:02.800 --> 00:45:05.880 into producing top quality shows. Each and every week. Our 990 00:45:05.920 --> 00:45:08.559 supporters get early and add free access to every show, 991 00:45:09.000 --> 00:45:11.960 new episodes of Tales of Futurama, Talking sci Fild, and 992 00:45:12.079 --> 00:45:14.559 Speaking of the Heel each month, as well as access 993 00:45:14.679 --> 00:45:17.840 to exclusive Facebook and Discord communities. So go ahead and 994 00:45:17.880 --> 00:45:19.719 support the show today for as little as just one 995 00:45:19.800 --> 00:45:23.480 dollar at patreon dot com slash fourthing a discount. I 996 00:45:23.639 --> 00:45:26.639 was going to say that, you know, you can't get 997 00:45:26.679 --> 00:45:29.280 the quilt back. Some things you can't fix, but we 998 00:45:29.360 --> 00:45:31.199 can sit here and we can mope about it, or 999 00:45:31.280 --> 00:45:33.960 we can power through. And she starts her own quilt. 1000 00:45:34.800 --> 00:45:36.599 It would have maybe been nice for her to offer 1001 00:45:36.679 --> 00:45:38.360 Marshal chance to add a patch to it as well. 1002 00:45:38.519 --> 00:45:40.119 They both sort of start the quilt together. 1003 00:45:41.079 --> 00:45:43.880 Would have been and look that may well happen. It 1004 00:45:43.960 --> 00:45:45.920 could have been happening five minutes after the end of 1005 00:45:45.960 --> 00:45:48.639 this episode. Yeah, but honestly, this feels like the kind 1006 00:45:48.679 --> 00:45:50.920 of thing you'd put as your I don't know if 1007 00:45:50.920 --> 00:45:52.639 we'd really do it in Australia, but so they certainly 1008 00:45:52.719 --> 00:45:54.360 do in the States with ther high school yearbook and 1009 00:45:54.400 --> 00:45:55.719 you put a quote in under your photo. 1010 00:45:56.320 --> 00:45:58.639 Yeah, for Lisa, they do in the States because Millhouse 1011 00:45:58.679 --> 00:46:00.440 wrights see you in the car. Well, of course, yeah, 1012 00:46:00.519 --> 00:46:02.599 well that's why I say you're doing in Australia. Sorry, apologize, 1013 00:46:02.599 --> 00:46:03.719 we do. Well, we did it when I was in 1014 00:46:03.800 --> 00:46:04.280 high school. 1015 00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:04.840 We did do it. 1016 00:46:05.000 --> 00:46:07.199 It was they called their end of year flotsam. It 1017 00:46:07.320 --> 00:46:09.679 was called it caught a flotsam. What the hell Australia's 1018 00:46:09.719 --> 00:46:11.079 weird word sometimes anyway. 1019 00:46:11.360 --> 00:46:14.679 But honestly, what Lisa says. It's one thing to be 1020 00:46:14.719 --> 00:46:16.800 a link in the chain, it's another to start your own. 1021 00:46:16.920 --> 00:46:19.039 That's a great quote, right, that's a great quote, honestly, 1022 00:46:19.239 --> 00:46:21.960 words to live by. So if you're a young person 1023 00:46:22.000 --> 00:46:24.639 and you listen to the show, take that one on board. 1024 00:46:24.760 --> 00:46:25.599 Tell them guys centure. 1025 00:46:25.760 --> 00:46:28.639 I've just googled the word flotsam and it says, according 1026 00:46:28.679 --> 00:46:31.440 to the Dictionary, the wreckage of a ship or it's 1027 00:46:31.480 --> 00:46:35.719 cargo found floating or washed upon the sea. So yeah, 1028 00:46:35.760 --> 00:46:38.480 flotsam and jetsam. So why would we call it a flotsam? 1029 00:46:38.920 --> 00:46:40.880 We called a flotsam end of your flotsam? 1030 00:46:40.960 --> 00:46:41.360 How biz that? 1031 00:46:41.840 --> 00:46:43.840 But you're right, though, that quote is something to live by, 1032 00:46:43.960 --> 00:46:47.119 and we're touching on it before we hit record. Lisa 1033 00:46:48.280 --> 00:46:51.480 can be very annoying at times. Right, she usually has 1034 00:46:51.519 --> 00:46:53.679 a good message, but usually the way she communicates said 1035 00:46:53.679 --> 00:46:56.639 message comes across as obnoxious and well beyond her years, 1036 00:46:56.679 --> 00:46:58.559 to the point where it's like you're a kid trying 1037 00:46:58.599 --> 00:47:01.000 to be an adult. This just felt like a child 1038 00:47:01.000 --> 00:47:02.719 who was beyond her years. But she still felt like 1039 00:47:02.800 --> 00:47:03.559 a kid saying it. 1040 00:47:03.800 --> 00:47:05.239 Yeah, Well, it felt like she had a lot a 1041 00:47:05.360 --> 00:47:08.679 great deal of emotional intelligence as well as you know, 1042 00:47:08.760 --> 00:47:11.199 book smarts. Yeah, I think this is the way that 1043 00:47:11.280 --> 00:47:14.840 Lisa was initially sort of designed and depicted in the 1044 00:47:14.920 --> 00:47:18.960 show as, if not necessarily the moral center of the 1045 00:47:19.480 --> 00:47:21.320 Simpson family, then someone who is a bit of a 1046 00:47:21.400 --> 00:47:25.320 grounding influence despite being a little girl. The characters and 1047 00:47:25.480 --> 00:47:28.360 their best and worst traits have been sort of elevated 1048 00:47:28.360 --> 00:47:32.119 and heightened alone the years, you know, to the point 1049 00:47:32.159 --> 00:47:33.920 now where we're talking about season twenty and it's kind 1050 00:47:33.960 --> 00:47:36.000 of like there's no sort of emotion there really anymore. 1051 00:47:36.039 --> 00:47:38.760 It's just's what's funny, there's not really any emotional underpending 1052 00:47:38.800 --> 00:47:40.519 to it. It's like home Home is a dumb ass. 1053 00:47:40.639 --> 00:47:42.719 Where is he in this? You see? I mean he 1054 00:47:42.920 --> 00:47:47.039 does silly, impulsive things like he well, he's oh my god, 1055 00:47:47.079 --> 00:47:49.880 those shoes. I've got to have those shoes. We can 1056 00:47:49.960 --> 00:47:51.960 mean that we can all relate to that shit. Yeah, 1057 00:47:52.239 --> 00:47:54.599 I mean, and he's just not necessarily the brightest thing. 1058 00:47:54.920 --> 00:47:57.800 But you know, it's still something that he does. 1059 00:47:57.840 --> 00:47:59.239 A bit of a spoiler in my notes for that 1060 00:47:59.280 --> 00:48:02.519 particular scene, I think I've got something on the lines of, oh, 1061 00:48:02.840 --> 00:48:05.559 this is what you call selfish Homer just buying a 1062 00:48:05.639 --> 00:48:06.239 pair of shoes. 1063 00:48:07.000 --> 00:48:12.239 Wait to get to season eighteen. H that's right, yeah, yeah, 1064 00:48:12.440 --> 00:48:13.760 or Bart's a bratt. 1065 00:48:14.199 --> 00:48:16.000 Yeah, but as we said at the end of this episode, 1066 00:48:16.320 --> 00:48:18.199 he's a kid. Of course he was going to lose 1067 00:48:18.239 --> 00:48:21.199 his best friend, and that particularly as I said, that 1068 00:48:21.280 --> 00:48:23.000 moment where he says, I'm going to miss your boy. 1069 00:48:23.000 --> 00:48:23.920 I thought we'd be friends forever. 1070 00:48:24.000 --> 00:48:27.599 It's like, oh man, yeah, yeah, but yeah in this episode, 1071 00:48:27.639 --> 00:48:30.199 and I think in the early seasons of the show, 1072 00:48:30.920 --> 00:48:34.599 these are very very relatable people, very relatable characters. With 1073 00:48:34.920 --> 00:48:37.119 the dial turned up to maybe about three or four, 1074 00:48:37.239 --> 00:48:41.239 it's like, you're a little bit exaggerated, but oh shit, 1075 00:48:41.320 --> 00:48:43.519 we've all been there, right, And then you get to 1076 00:48:43.599 --> 00:48:45.679 layer episodes. Let's crank that doll. Let's crank that doll. 1077 00:48:45.760 --> 00:48:48.039 Let's crank that dial until you know there's no dial anymore. 1078 00:48:48.039 --> 00:48:50.480 You're in a spinal tapping the jet buttons. Please go 1079 00:48:50.599 --> 00:48:51.400 to eleven. Yes. 1080 00:48:52.639 --> 00:48:54.519 I always want to touch on the parodies as well, 1081 00:48:54.719 --> 00:48:57.119 So we get an et parody here with the fingers. 1082 00:48:57.360 --> 00:49:02.280 We get predator. Yeah. I wasn't. I read someone was like, hey, 1083 00:49:02.320 --> 00:49:03.480 they're taking a predator And. 1084 00:49:03.519 --> 00:49:05.679 This was Friday in the thirteenth. The music was getting 1085 00:49:05.679 --> 00:49:06.039 me thrown it. 1086 00:49:06.159 --> 00:49:09.639 Yeah, he's like, yeah, but apparently you know when it 1087 00:49:09.719 --> 00:49:11.880 switches to dog vision or animal vision, what do you 1088 00:49:11.920 --> 00:49:15.760 hear this sort of yeah, which is and whenever you 1089 00:49:15.840 --> 00:49:18.400 get predator vision in the Predator movies, it just wasn't 1090 00:49:18.559 --> 00:49:21.599 was that fat? Yeah, it wasn't really that sidebar. I 1091 00:49:21.639 --> 00:49:23.159 don't know if we're allowed to do this on them, 1092 00:49:23.400 --> 00:49:25.800 the new and new and improved Full Finger dis Gun. 1093 00:49:26.320 --> 00:49:28.239 There was a trailer at this morning. Apparently there are 1094 00:49:28.280 --> 00:49:30.800 two new Predator movies coming out this year. Well, okay, 1095 00:49:30.840 --> 00:49:33.199 the last one was Prayed, wasn't it Yeah, which I enjoyed. Yeah, 1096 00:49:33.239 --> 00:49:37.039 and these two a review of Prey on our Patreon Yeah, yeah, 1097 00:49:37.079 --> 00:49:38.599 these two new ones are directed by the same guy 1098 00:49:38.639 --> 00:49:41.199 I did Pray. There's one coming out called Predator Badlands. 1099 00:49:41.239 --> 00:49:42.960 But this one is called Predator Killer of Killers, and 1100 00:49:43.039 --> 00:49:45.760 it's anime and as bloody as hell. The trailers on 1101 00:49:45.840 --> 00:49:48.039 YouTube now check it out. Check that out. 1102 00:49:48.159 --> 00:49:50.519 All right, So before we get into our review, there's 1103 00:49:50.519 --> 00:49:52.039 a couple of things I want to touch on. Assassins 1104 00:49:52.119 --> 00:49:57.079 right now. Assassins to me, everyone remembers the Assassins, they 1105 00:49:57.119 --> 00:49:59.320 can't quite remember which episode it's from. They just remember 1106 00:49:59.320 --> 00:50:00.599 that they get eaten by the dogs. So maybe you 1107 00:50:00.599 --> 00:50:02.519 can put two and two together. But the assassins, for 1108 00:50:02.599 --> 00:50:04.880 some reason, they don't play a huge role in the episode. 1109 00:50:05.119 --> 00:50:09.000 They gone once they get eaten. It's like, oh, for 1110 00:50:09.119 --> 00:50:10.960 some reason, in my mind, they were the reason he 1111 00:50:11.079 --> 00:50:12.440 gets home once to get rid of him. 1112 00:50:12.440 --> 00:50:12.880 But it wasn't. 1113 00:50:12.960 --> 00:50:15.400 It was the giant cooking. But so he eats his assassins, 1114 00:50:15.400 --> 00:50:17.440 and the assassins is almost like the first nail in 1115 00:50:17.480 --> 00:50:20.920 a coffin, right, But they seem so unnecessary, but would 1116 00:50:20.960 --> 00:50:24.000 absolutely dominate in twenty twenty five because I see people 1117 00:50:24.119 --> 00:50:27.280 just we have no money, but for some reason, young 1118 00:50:27.320 --> 00:50:30.559 people still have money to spend on useless shit. And 1119 00:50:30.639 --> 00:50:33.920 I think the assassins just seem so unnecessarily useless. When 1120 00:50:33.920 --> 00:50:35.519 it comes to shoes all the extras, you think, why 1121 00:50:35.519 --> 00:50:37.119 do we need all this stuff? But I'd want to 1122 00:50:37.159 --> 00:50:38.639 because it's just I want to be part of the club. 1123 00:50:38.679 --> 00:50:40.440 Oh yeah, and it's also a real yolo thing, that 1124 00:50:40.480 --> 00:50:42.400 thing you were talking about. About. You know, no one's 1125 00:50:42.400 --> 00:50:44.960 got any money. It's like, well, look, I want to 1126 00:50:45.239 --> 00:50:46.679 be able to afford to retire, I might as well 1127 00:50:46.760 --> 00:50:48.239 dress well now, yeah, and I might as well go 1128 00:50:48.280 --> 00:50:48.960 on holiday. Now. 1129 00:50:49.159 --> 00:50:51.159 I was a big fan of the join the Conspiracy 1130 00:50:51.280 --> 00:50:54.280 tagline because it just makes you, it's mystique. You're in 1131 00:50:54.400 --> 00:50:55.800 with the in crowd. You're in with the in crowds. 1132 00:50:55.960 --> 00:50:57.119 You want, oh, you want to be part of the 1133 00:50:57.280 --> 00:50:59.760 in crowd? Join the conspiracy, mate? 1134 00:51:00.039 --> 00:51:03.559 Sure? Absolutely. Yeah. The kind of shoes that have just 1135 00:51:03.599 --> 00:51:05.400 got everything built into them. What is it like a 1136 00:51:05.480 --> 00:51:07.079 pedometer and so. 1137 00:51:07.199 --> 00:51:10.559 It's it's Valco straps, water pump in the tongue, built 1138 00:51:10.599 --> 00:51:13.280 in reflective sidewalls, and a little vanity license plates. 1139 00:51:13.559 --> 00:51:16.280 A little short had a pedometer, Maybe it did. 1140 00:51:16.920 --> 00:51:18.519 Maybe I missed that one. Yeah, but the little. 1141 00:51:20.239 --> 00:51:23.840 Vanity plates. That's hilarious, so good. There's all a lot 1142 00:51:23.960 --> 00:51:26.320 bit ned who you know, you tend to think of, like, well, 1143 00:51:26.599 --> 00:51:28.559 shouldn't he be giving this money to the church. He's 1144 00:51:28.559 --> 00:51:30.239 going to treat himself a little bit as well. It's 1145 00:51:30.320 --> 00:51:31.840 like everyone's in on assassin. 1146 00:51:32.000 --> 00:51:34.920 Sometimes you have to treat yourself. It's just sometimes I'll 1147 00:51:34.920 --> 00:51:36.239 talk about that when we get to that metical. I've 1148 00:51:36.239 --> 00:51:38.199 got some notes on that as well. But apparently these 1149 00:51:38.199 --> 00:51:40.639 assassins have become a thing of legend in the sneaker 1150 00:51:40.679 --> 00:51:44.559 collector world, many comparing the design of them to an 1151 00:51:44.599 --> 00:51:47.599 actual pair of sneakers from the early nineties, the Nike 1152 00:51:47.679 --> 00:51:50.519 Air Trainer Sports Classic or something. But yeah, the Nike 1153 00:51:50.519 --> 00:51:53.480 Airtrainer shoes which were released just prior to this episode. 1154 00:51:53.519 --> 00:51:54.840 So maybe they based the design on that. 1155 00:51:55.000 --> 00:51:57.320 Oh yeah, I was getting a very Nike feel off them. 1156 00:51:57.360 --> 00:52:00.320 I mean, I'm not sure if it's around their course 1157 00:52:01.559 --> 00:52:04.320 a Jordan time, do you think, well, yeah, that's what 1158 00:52:04.400 --> 00:52:05.800 they are. They're Nicare Air Jordan's. 1159 00:52:05.920 --> 00:52:08.920 Okay, so they're Jordan's. Yeah, but the maybe not. I'm 1160 00:52:08.960 --> 00:52:10.880 not too sure. But all I know is that shoes, man, 1161 00:52:11.199 --> 00:52:13.480 they collect the world. It's a big deal. Oh yeah, 1162 00:52:13.639 --> 00:52:14.639 if you're in that world. 1163 00:52:15.360 --> 00:52:16.840 I was about to say, oh, it's a bit of 1164 00:52:16.880 --> 00:52:19.480 a subculture. No, it's a culture and a gentlemine thing. Yeah. 1165 00:52:19.599 --> 00:52:21.000 We've got friends that are willing to drop like a 1166 00:52:21.079 --> 00:52:22.480 thousand dollars in a pair of shoes and they don't 1167 00:52:22.480 --> 00:52:23.920 even open them. They just leave them when they leave 1168 00:52:23.920 --> 00:52:25.400 while they open them, they leave them on a shelf 1169 00:52:25.400 --> 00:52:28.440 with the tag. And I'm thinking, okay, Wonder Rock and 1170 00:52:28.480 --> 00:52:30.159 wonder Stock. Yeah, if you've got the money to do it. 1171 00:52:30.280 --> 00:52:32.920 It's almost like a waving your dick around and kind 1172 00:52:32.920 --> 00:52:34.320 of thing for me, Like, it's you've got to have 1173 00:52:34.480 --> 00:52:36.559 money to be able to collect these things, unless you're 1174 00:52:36.679 --> 00:52:38.400 using all of your money to collect these things. 1175 00:52:38.519 --> 00:52:38.880 That's true. 1176 00:52:38.960 --> 00:52:41.440 Yeah, yeah, it's a very doggy dog words you'd find 1177 00:52:41.599 --> 00:52:43.639 like Pokemon. Pokemon cards are a big thing at the moment. 1178 00:52:43.760 --> 00:52:45.320 Have you seen all these videos of people trying to 1179 00:52:45.400 --> 00:52:48.360 empty at the Pokemon card machines at supermarkets and whatnot. 1180 00:52:48.400 --> 00:52:49.679 I have not seen this video. Yeah. 1181 00:52:49.719 --> 00:52:52.559 So people are like lining up and they have machines 1182 00:52:52.679 --> 00:52:55.320 that they restock at night, and you buy the Pokemon 1183 00:52:55.400 --> 00:52:57.599 cards from them. It's almost like a vending machine, right, 1184 00:52:57.960 --> 00:52:59.679 And people are going there and dropping you know, five 1185 00:52:59.760 --> 00:53:01.679 grand and on nothing but Pokemon cards so that they 1186 00:53:01.719 --> 00:53:04.000 can own all the cards. And people are having all 1187 00:53:04.079 --> 00:53:06.199 out wars for these cards because they can flip them 1188 00:53:06.239 --> 00:53:07.199 and make their money back. 1189 00:53:07.840 --> 00:53:12.480 One of the best advertising or marketing slogans that was 1190 00:53:12.599 --> 00:53:18.639 ever done is got to catch them all. Oh, unbelievable, unbelievable. 1191 00:53:19.760 --> 00:53:21.719 I mean we were talking about Nike and Nike's got 1192 00:53:21.840 --> 00:53:24.039 just do it, which I think is a really good slogan. 1193 00:53:24.119 --> 00:53:27.000 Nike does some fantasy, but got to catch them all. 1194 00:53:27.079 --> 00:53:31.280 That's the mecha mate. It's catchy, but it's also telling 1195 00:53:31.280 --> 00:53:33.639 me I've got to catch them all. What have I do? 1196 00:53:34.719 --> 00:53:36.000 We want to? We want to, We want a slogan 1197 00:53:36.039 --> 00:53:37.840 that's catchy. Can we use the word catch. 1198 00:53:39.679 --> 00:53:42.840 But Judy Wright I was talking to her last night. 1199 00:53:43.000 --> 00:53:44.519 She does custom shoes. 1200 00:53:44.880 --> 00:53:46.119 Say who's Judy right? Judy Right? 1201 00:53:46.239 --> 00:53:49.599 She is the owner of sq Customs, an Instagram page. 1202 00:53:50.320 --> 00:53:54.960 She has made genuine, screen accurate replicas of assassins and 1203 00:53:55.159 --> 00:53:57.519 she's now got them available for pre order and for 1204 00:53:57.559 --> 00:53:59.559 the first one hundred people who pre order them, she's 1205 00:53:59.599 --> 00:54:02.840 doing for one hundred and twenty five dollars. Moly, so 1206 00:54:03.079 --> 00:54:05.000 get in early if you want to be you're going 1207 00:54:05.039 --> 00:54:06.679 to be follow her channel and order for one hundred 1208 00:54:06.679 --> 00:54:08.000 and twenty five dollars, which is pretty cheap. 1209 00:54:09.119 --> 00:54:11.719 Do we use our promo code four finger discount? 1210 00:54:11.800 --> 00:54:11.840 No. 1211 00:54:12.639 --> 00:54:13.880 I just saw it and I was like, that's cool. 1212 00:54:13.880 --> 00:54:15.719 And we're going to be getting her on our community 1213 00:54:15.760 --> 00:54:18.000 podcast in the month to talk about them, and she's 1214 00:54:18.000 --> 00:54:19.519 gonna be sending us a pair of assassins, so, oh 1215 00:54:19.559 --> 00:54:21.360 my god, we're gonna feel special in our assassins for 1216 00:54:21.480 --> 00:54:24.519 like one h or Yeah. No, we're either left foot 1217 00:54:25.599 --> 00:54:30.000 genuinely one each well they have family played saying Dando 1218 00:54:30.079 --> 00:54:30.360 and guard. 1219 00:54:30.719 --> 00:54:34.079 Oh that'd be cooldn't it. Judy, do your thing, Do 1220 00:54:34.159 --> 00:54:35.920 your thing, Judy. So yeah, Well I'm looking forward to 1221 00:54:35.920 --> 00:54:37.320 talking to Judy Man so. 1222 00:54:37.360 --> 00:54:40.400 Follow her on Instagram. It's sq Underscore Customs. You can 1223 00:54:40.440 --> 00:54:42.639 find a link for that description of this podcast. But 1224 00:54:42.920 --> 00:54:48.480 it's now time for favorite moments. My favorite your first. 1225 00:54:48.280 --> 00:54:54.599 Moment when we were talking about Sylvia Winfield earlier, not 1226 00:54:54.639 --> 00:54:57.599 to Emily win Robert, Sylvia win Field, Homer refers to 1227 00:54:57.679 --> 00:54:58.719 as an old battle axe. 1228 00:54:59.239 --> 00:55:02.039 That's a great one of my favorite bits that that 1229 00:55:02.159 --> 00:55:06.239 Neil Ever did on Conan, Because my wife what a 1230 00:55:06.480 --> 00:55:07.159 battle axe? 1231 00:55:08.039 --> 00:55:08.920 Not Norm? 1232 00:55:08.960 --> 00:55:10.960 So Norm what I think of Neil Norm Norman Donald. 1233 00:55:11.199 --> 00:55:13.559 It's like, my wife, what a battle axe? And Conda 1234 00:55:13.679 --> 00:55:15.000 just like battle axe? 1235 00:55:15.840 --> 00:55:16.960 This his battle axe. 1236 00:55:18.719 --> 00:55:20.519 It's just a it's a great insult. 1237 00:55:20.679 --> 00:55:23.719 Particularly Yeah, it's like it's not a swear word, but 1238 00:55:23.760 --> 00:55:27.840 it's just what a what a battle axe? Look, no 1239 00:55:27.920 --> 00:55:29.679 one's called their wife. That's is nineteen fifty two, I 1240 00:55:29.719 --> 00:55:32.480 think says it's a great term battle axe. 1241 00:55:32.559 --> 00:55:37.360 Yeah, I've just written down Tracy Ormond exclamation point yeah, 1242 00:55:38.159 --> 00:55:41.000 what a lady. Yeah, yeah, it just does great work, 1243 00:55:41.199 --> 00:55:44.360 just really commits to the bits. I enjoyed her voice 1244 00:55:44.360 --> 00:55:46.760 work very very much. I've written out, oh my god, 1245 00:55:46.960 --> 00:55:52.920 look at that magazine stand two Dallas, please take me 1246 00:55:53.000 --> 00:55:55.679 back to nineteen ninety four. So yeah, just love that. 1247 00:55:55.760 --> 00:55:59.119 But also just the follow one from that, when Homer 1248 00:55:59.199 --> 00:56:02.199 is taken the team Maga scenes to the to the gun. Now, 1249 00:56:02.480 --> 00:56:06.400 this is interesting because you know, okay, you want to 1250 00:56:06.599 --> 00:56:10.400 tin scream and tin steam and all that kind of stuff. Therefore, 1251 00:56:10.400 --> 00:56:12.599 my daughter, yeah, shere pal as home was leaving. What 1252 00:56:12.599 --> 00:56:16.840 does he say? He said, the wise guy wise Guy? 1253 00:56:17.840 --> 00:56:19.519 Is this the birth of wise Guy? 1254 00:56:19.719 --> 00:56:22.400 Well he's not the wise Guy visually, but it certainly 1255 00:56:22.400 --> 00:56:25.119 sounds like his voice sounds like and yeah, sure thing. 1256 00:56:26.519 --> 00:56:29.840 So it's not quite the wise Guy boys, but it's close, 1257 00:56:30.280 --> 00:56:32.920 and it's the kind of thing that I would say absolutely. 1258 00:56:33.440 --> 00:56:36.079 I really liked Lisa calling Homer at work and say 1259 00:56:36.159 --> 00:56:37.840 she has the mumps and he says the kissing disease. 1260 00:56:37.840 --> 00:56:39.360 A little girls growing up, that was such. 1261 00:56:39.280 --> 00:56:44.639 A sweet, lovely everything felt relatable and real, felt grounded 1262 00:56:44.760 --> 00:56:46.639 and real. That's the word real was the word. Yeah, 1263 00:56:46.760 --> 00:56:48.239 very much. No, I love that. I thought that was 1264 00:56:48.320 --> 00:56:52.320 I thought that was fantastic. And Lenny comes in and 1265 00:56:52.360 --> 00:56:57.679 takes over. I love the soap that they were watching together. 1266 00:56:57.760 --> 00:57:00.719 That yeah stuff talking about that as well. 1267 00:57:00.800 --> 00:57:03.760 Yeah, just great memories of being at NaNs on school holidays, 1268 00:57:04.159 --> 00:57:04.960 young and the restless. 1269 00:57:05.400 --> 00:57:07.639 Well that's that was the great thing about being sick 1270 00:57:07.719 --> 00:57:09.920 and being away from school. It's like there's this whole 1271 00:57:10.000 --> 00:57:15.000 world of daytime television. Ah well mate, yeah, and it's like, well, 1272 00:57:15.039 --> 00:57:17.480 this is in design for me. There's design for grown ups. Yeah, 1273 00:57:18.119 --> 00:57:20.639 this is what growns are into. These soap operas and 1274 00:57:20.719 --> 00:57:22.599 these game shows, all these like Beauty and the b 1275 00:57:22.800 --> 00:57:25.320 shows or it's like, you know, you've got one dude 1276 00:57:25.320 --> 00:57:27.039 surrounded by a bunch of what he would call old 1277 00:57:27.039 --> 00:57:30.360 battle Is that is that what you women think? Oh 1278 00:57:30.639 --> 00:57:31.440 go to hell stand? 1279 00:57:31.599 --> 00:57:34.039 Yeah, that kind of business. But that, yeah, that's so cool. 1280 00:57:34.519 --> 00:57:37.800 The kids shows and at nine o'clock after that start 1281 00:57:37.840 --> 00:57:39.840 to get at three. Nine to three is Nanny's time. 1282 00:57:41.519 --> 00:57:44.920 But yeah, just that dreadful guy and saying, well you 1283 00:57:45.000 --> 00:57:45.880 trim me like garbage. 1284 00:57:46.159 --> 00:57:48.360 That's because you love it. Beabie, I thought you were dead. 1285 00:57:48.559 --> 00:57:49.000 I was. 1286 00:57:51.480 --> 00:57:55.400 I like Bart saying my dead man, know how often 1287 00:57:55.440 --> 00:57:58.760 I get asked that. I think That's what I've got 1288 00:57:58.760 --> 00:58:02.559 for favorite moments, and one for me was Lisa's speech 1289 00:58:02.760 --> 00:58:05.239 to save Santas Little Helper and ensure that Marge and 1290 00:58:05.320 --> 00:58:07.400 Homer give them give him one more chance to finish 1291 00:58:07.480 --> 00:58:11.159 his session these classes, Lisa, They're never gonna put the 1292 00:58:11.159 --> 00:58:16.920 plug on me. What you may next question? You there 1293 00:58:17.039 --> 00:58:17.880 eating the paste? 1294 00:58:18.360 --> 00:58:21.679 All right, let's get into some trivia questions. My first 1295 00:58:21.760 --> 00:58:24.599 question for you is what time does Marge book in 1296 00:58:24.840 --> 00:58:26.199 Lisa to see doctor Hibbert. 1297 00:58:26.800 --> 00:58:30.000 It's two pm? Two pm? What don't but says that 1298 00:58:30.079 --> 00:58:32.760 Lisa wasted one disease? Please don't waste the mumps? What 1299 00:58:32.920 --> 00:58:36.039 disease did she wastes? Chicken pox? Chicken pox? Chicken pox? Yes? 1300 00:58:36.960 --> 00:58:41.000 How much does sad As Little Helpers never break colonna? 1301 00:58:41.199 --> 00:58:45.239 Eighty nine cent? Yes, according to doctor Hibbert, a swelling 1302 00:58:45.400 --> 00:58:47.960 of the what indicse you've got mumps? 1303 00:58:48.519 --> 00:58:50.039 I did write it in my notes. It was it 1304 00:58:50.119 --> 00:58:53.360 was a swelling of the It wasn't the gums was 1305 00:58:53.400 --> 00:58:54.719 It's no. 1306 00:58:54.800 --> 00:58:57.159 She's got a discolouration of again. She's got a swell 1307 00:58:57.760 --> 00:59:03.360 selling toys, paratoid toys, yes, or parrotids yes, is because 1308 00:59:03.519 --> 00:59:05.920 it's spelled paratoys. But I swear to paratids. 1309 00:59:06.800 --> 00:59:06.960 Oh. 1310 00:59:07.280 --> 00:59:10.039 When I was watching it on Friendly Pod Disney Plus, 1311 00:59:11.000 --> 00:59:12.239 they spelled it to paratids. 1312 00:59:12.280 --> 00:59:15.239 Oh maybe I just read it wrong. It happens sometimes. 1313 00:59:15.480 --> 00:59:18.480 And my final question for you is, according to the 1314 00:59:18.639 --> 00:59:22.639 Journal of Canine Obedience, which Emily is reading, what is 1315 00:59:22.639 --> 00:59:25.639 the dog of the nineties, it's the air one as well, 1316 00:59:25.960 --> 00:59:28.360 just googling what isn't Airdale? Look, oh, it's one of 1317 00:59:28.440 --> 00:59:32.320 those dogs I always call like Scottish terriers, bigger versions 1318 00:59:32.320 --> 00:59:34.400 of them, right, yes, a small dogs. 1319 00:59:34.400 --> 00:59:37.000 That's I know the dog. You know. They look sweet. 1320 00:59:37.880 --> 00:59:40.960 They look very nice, don't they They look friendly, kind 1321 00:59:41.000 --> 00:59:44.440 of dumb, but friendly, and and airedales all over the 1322 00:59:44.480 --> 00:59:49.159 world while we're gone, fuck you man. The thing is 1323 00:59:49.199 --> 00:59:51.440 that these dogs have hairy mouths in that right is. 1324 00:59:51.719 --> 00:59:54.400 Whenever I see them, particularly the white ones, their hair 1325 00:59:54.440 --> 00:59:56.760 in the mouse always fucking filthy. Oh yeah, because they 1326 00:59:56.840 --> 00:59:58.280 eat their food gets caught in there. I go, I 1327 00:59:58.360 --> 01:00:01.039 just don't want that dog. This looks messy. 1328 01:00:01.599 --> 01:00:03.760 But yeah, this airedale that we're looking out in particularly, 1329 01:00:03.760 --> 01:00:05.840 it looks like he's grown a mustache. It does indeed, Yeah, 1330 01:00:05.880 --> 01:00:09.519 well she it looks like someone from Tombstone. That's correct, Yes, 1331 01:00:10.159 --> 01:00:13.679 a movie we should be covering. We'll get to that 1332 01:00:13.960 --> 01:00:15.880 one of these days. We'll be done with trivia because 1333 01:00:15.880 --> 01:00:17.920 it'd give one more question. Why not sure? How many 1334 01:00:18.039 --> 01:00:19.960 Coreris are they? According to Lisa. 1335 01:00:20.519 --> 01:00:22.519 Eight and I think this is the first mention of 1336 01:00:22.599 --> 01:00:25.000 the Corries because it's Bart's friend falls in Love, which 1337 01:00:25.000 --> 01:00:26.559 I think it's season three where she goes to the 1338 01:00:26.639 --> 01:00:29.800 Corey Hogh. I think it's that episode. Yes, but Corey 1339 01:00:29.920 --> 01:00:32.159 was a big thing in the early nineties, Corey Fellman. 1340 01:00:32.280 --> 01:00:34.760 Corey Well, there are only really two Coreys who Corey is, Yeah, 1341 01:00:34.800 --> 01:00:37.800 Cory Hay, Corey Felman. Yeah, late eighties, early nineties. 1342 01:00:39.239 --> 01:00:42.039 His music career mate. It's it's a it's a spectacle. 1343 01:00:43.559 --> 01:00:45.320 I want to give Corey Felman the benefit of the 1344 01:00:45.400 --> 01:00:48.480 doubt in a lot of ways. But he recently went 1345 01:00:48.519 --> 01:00:51.639 on was it I don't think it was Mark Maron's podcast, 1346 01:00:51.719 --> 01:00:54.559 and might have been right on Rosenbaumbs, but he was 1347 01:00:54.599 --> 01:00:55.719 talking about bumbs. 1348 01:00:55.800 --> 01:00:57.480 Yeah, yeah, he was on Gym's recently. 1349 01:00:57.639 --> 01:01:00.960 Yeah, he was talking about Oh yeah, I had the 1350 01:01:01.119 --> 01:01:05.239 role in What's Eating Gilbert Grape that Leonardo DiCaprio eventually 1351 01:01:05.320 --> 01:01:07.480 got but I actually had that role. But then Johnny 1352 01:01:07.480 --> 01:01:09.880 Depp said, I'm not walking to Corey Feldman his drug addict, 1353 01:01:10.039 --> 01:01:13.880 So so he got booted from that. Somehow doubt this. 1354 01:01:15.920 --> 01:01:18.159 I doubt the veracity of your story, Corey Filman. He 1355 01:01:18.280 --> 01:01:20.039 said he said something else that he was kind of 1356 01:01:20.079 --> 01:01:23.440 attached to that was some big oh that he auditioned 1357 01:01:23.480 --> 01:01:27.320 for Titanic as in Leo's as in Leo's maybe just 1358 01:01:27.320 --> 01:01:29.159 doesn't like Leo. I get the feeling he's kind of 1359 01:01:29.199 --> 01:01:31.599 looking at Leo going could have been me, should have 1360 01:01:31.639 --> 01:01:34.719 been me? It's like they could have been me. Yeah, 1361 01:01:34.760 --> 01:01:37.719 it's like, Corey, we all enjoy your run as a 1362 01:01:37.880 --> 01:01:40.519 as a child actor. Even as a young adult actor. 1363 01:01:40.519 --> 01:01:42.519 You will find in Licensed Drive and The Lost Boys, 1364 01:01:42.559 --> 01:01:46.400 in Gremlins and Gremlins and and finally the Final Chapter 1365 01:01:46.440 --> 01:01:49.440 and The Great Stand by Me. I think once you 1366 01:01:49.559 --> 01:01:53.719 hit sort of adulthood, it's like a time you get 1367 01:01:53.719 --> 01:01:59.880 a desk job. Buddy. Anyway, that's it. But the core 1368 01:02:00.119 --> 01:02:03.039 I think, and that's my two cents. 1369 01:02:03.440 --> 01:02:05.760 And we did have someone who wrote in saying, hey, 1370 01:02:05.840 --> 01:02:07.800 do you guys to do the my two cents segment 1371 01:02:07.840 --> 01:02:10.000 which we used to do back in the first few 1372 01:02:10.039 --> 01:02:12.960 years of the show, people writing in saying somewhere where 1373 01:02:13.039 --> 01:02:15.599 you've tried to save money, right, So it's called the 1374 01:02:15.639 --> 01:02:19.320 my two cent segment and the most life, the most despicable, 1375 01:02:19.400 --> 01:02:21.960 most hilarious ways we should say, hilarious ways to try 1376 01:02:22.000 --> 01:02:24.480 and save a few cents, right, which for example is 1377 01:02:24.519 --> 01:02:26.519 would be I'm going to drive to Aldi and then 1378 01:02:26.599 --> 01:02:28.760 drive to Coles to save twelve cents off my Pepsi 1379 01:02:28.840 --> 01:02:30.440 Max kind of thing, you know that kind of thing, right, 1380 01:02:30.719 --> 01:02:32.719 that's a classic my two cent story. I want to 1381 01:02:32.719 --> 01:02:34.559 bring the segment back, right, So My two Cents is 1382 01:02:34.599 --> 01:02:36.159 coming back here and Fourthing a Discount. We want you 1383 01:02:36.239 --> 01:02:38.840 guys to write in with you my two cent stories 1384 01:02:39.280 --> 01:02:42.480 and we will discuss them on the show. Also mentioning Corey. 1385 01:02:42.519 --> 01:02:44.599 It's actually a good segue. We now have the Corey 1386 01:02:44.639 --> 01:02:47.199 Hotline here at Fourthing a Discount. You can go to 1387 01:02:47.280 --> 01:02:49.960 our website, go to the menu and click on Corey Hotline. 1388 01:02:50.079 --> 01:02:52.159 You can leave us a voice message and leaving us 1389 01:02:52.159 --> 01:02:55.599 a voice message will play that on our monthly community podcast. 1390 01:02:55.639 --> 01:02:57.400 So the final podcast of every month is going to 1391 01:02:57.440 --> 01:02:59.840 be a real community vibe talking about Simpsons news. Get 1392 01:03:00.199 --> 01:03:02.599 questions from the listeners, audio questions from the listeners, and 1393 01:03:02.679 --> 01:03:04.760 just discussing all things Simpsons, getting some various guests on 1394 01:03:05.320 --> 01:03:07.119 just a whole community vibe. 1395 01:03:07.599 --> 01:03:09.880 It's great. What it really is is just Dana saying 1396 01:03:09.880 --> 01:03:13.239 a lot of words that run with Dando, Lando, Brando. 1397 01:03:13.760 --> 01:03:16.880 What else Outstando? That's it? 1398 01:03:17.559 --> 01:03:21.599 Fando, that's not a word. There's actually there's actually only 1399 01:03:21.639 --> 01:03:23.760 two words at run with Lando, Right with Dana, Lando 1400 01:03:23.840 --> 01:03:27.800 and Brando. 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So the original air edit 1445 01:05:47.880 --> 01:05:49.920 was March seventh, nineteen ninety one, And start playing that 1446 01:05:49.960 --> 01:05:51.480 game again. What do you think We're the top three 1447 01:05:51.519 --> 01:05:53.320 films at the US box office in the week of 1448 01:05:53.400 --> 01:05:59.320 March seventh, nineteen ninety one. Ah, this one you could 1449 01:05:59.320 --> 01:06:02.480 probably get because it was arguably the most successful film 1450 01:06:02.519 --> 01:06:06.760 of the year from a Acclaim perspective. Well, I think 1451 01:06:06.800 --> 01:06:08.880 it was released to the year before, though, I know 1452 01:06:08.880 --> 01:06:11.719 it could have been Visity before. Maybe you're still carried over. 1453 01:06:11.719 --> 01:06:12.320 I'm not too sure. 1454 01:06:12.639 --> 01:06:12.800 It was. 1455 01:06:12.840 --> 01:06:15.119 Sounds of the Lambs was number one. That was nineteen 1456 01:06:15.159 --> 01:06:17.119 ninety No, no, that's ninety nine one because I was 1457 01:06:17.159 --> 01:06:19.679 released on Valentine's naw ninety one. 1458 01:06:19.760 --> 01:06:21.840 Yeah, so it was number one for like four straight weeks. 1459 01:06:21.880 --> 01:06:24.119 So yeah, Side of the Lambs. Number two was The Doors, 1460 01:06:24.159 --> 01:06:26.760 which we discussed recently on the movie Guy with Maltin 1461 01:06:26.760 --> 01:06:27.960 and Davis Kimo. 1462 01:06:27.880 --> 01:06:29.960 Tragically lost to his life. Rest in peace. Voal Kilma 1463 01:06:30.039 --> 01:06:33.480 and Sleeping with the Enemy was number three, starring Julia Robertson. Yeah, 1464 01:06:33.519 --> 01:06:35.119 I've never seen it. I've never heard of it. Have 1465 01:06:35.239 --> 01:06:38.119 you never heard of it? It's all right, right, it's 1466 01:06:38.320 --> 01:06:40.159 kind of like that you can put on the situbraina 1467 01:06:40.199 --> 01:06:43.239 for a while a little bit. Yeah, it's like the 1468 01:06:43.320 --> 01:06:46.000 Julia Robarts version of the soap that they catch in 1469 01:06:46.039 --> 01:06:48.880 this episode, because yeah, it's basically Julia Robins married a 1470 01:06:48.920 --> 01:06:51.719 rich dude. He turned out to be pricked. She made 1471 01:06:51.760 --> 01:06:55.320 an escape and but guess what he followed her? What 1472 01:06:55.440 --> 01:06:55.760 a prick? 1473 01:06:56.079 --> 01:06:57.920 Okay, cool, Well, I may or may not check it out. 1474 01:06:59.480 --> 01:07:02.320 It's it's fine, yes, but this episode was written by 1475 01:07:02.400 --> 01:07:04.960 John Viddi, directed by Jim ridd And, who both appear 1476 01:07:05.000 --> 01:07:07.039 in the audio commentary with Matt Groening and l Gene 1477 01:07:07.800 --> 01:07:10.280 the chalkboard gig I Will Not Sell School Property, which 1478 01:07:10.360 --> 01:07:13.199 is a re used short gag from but gets Hit 1479 01:07:13.239 --> 01:07:15.280 by a Car, which we reviewed a couple of years 1480 01:07:15.280 --> 01:07:18.119 ago with our man who wrote the original draft of 1481 01:07:18.119 --> 01:07:19.920 the New Avengers film, which I believe has now been 1482 01:07:20.000 --> 01:07:22.239 changed because Kang is no longer in that film. 1483 01:07:22.320 --> 01:07:26.400 That's right, Jeff, Yeah a man, Jeff, yeah yeah. Share 1484 01:07:26.440 --> 01:07:27.079 to Jeff. 1485 01:07:28.920 --> 01:07:31.280 And cash gag the family sits on the couch with Sat, 1486 01:07:31.320 --> 01:07:32.719 a little helper and a slawball too, which I think 1487 01:07:32.800 --> 01:07:34.000 was a pretty fitting cash gag. 1488 01:07:34.159 --> 01:07:34.599 Very apt. 1489 01:07:34.920 --> 01:07:36.760 Yes, So the episode kicks off and I'm just looking 1490 01:07:36.800 --> 01:07:39.119 at my notes from the audio commentary. We've got to 1491 01:07:39.159 --> 01:07:42.719 mention Frank Welker. Frank Welker absolute icon in the voice 1492 01:07:42.760 --> 01:07:46.519 acting world. He is the voice of Megatron, He's the 1493 01:07:46.800 --> 01:07:50.639 voice of Fred from Scooby Doo visional voice of Fred, 1494 01:07:50.840 --> 01:07:54.199 but he basically does any animal voices animal animated animals. 1495 01:07:54.440 --> 01:07:57.679 As Frank Welker, the guy we've tried to get him 1496 01:07:57.719 --> 01:07:59.800 on Chincoming's podcast. It's never going to happen. He's just 1497 01:07:59.880 --> 01:08:02.639 he's very he likes to keep to himself, very private, 1498 01:08:02.840 --> 01:08:05.079 which is more power to him. He swats wide to ask. 1499 01:08:05.119 --> 01:08:07.280 I guess you could say. But he does sound as 1500 01:08:07.280 --> 01:08:09.679 a little helper and snowball to the animal sounds in 1501 01:08:09.760 --> 01:08:12.480 this episode, and I thought, he it's amazing. I was 1502 01:08:12.519 --> 01:08:14.599 saying the commentary that you say to a dog, and 1503 01:08:14.599 --> 01:08:16.119 all of a sudden he's becomes a dog. And it's 1504 01:08:16.279 --> 01:08:18.079 to have that kind of talent must be unbelievable. 1505 01:08:18.079 --> 01:08:22.319 Oh absolutely, And yeah, it may sound like an odd 1506 01:08:22.359 --> 01:08:25.439 thing to specialize in, or you know, oh, how much 1507 01:08:25.479 --> 01:08:29.520 can this guy actually bring to the table. He's just going, actually, 1508 01:08:29.640 --> 01:08:30.319 he's not doing. 1509 01:08:30.920 --> 01:08:33.680 My hand like a piece of chicken. Do's a shout 1510 01:08:33.720 --> 01:08:35.159 out to our review of Cassabita. 1511 01:08:35.359 --> 01:08:37.479 Indeed it is. I'm going down to South Park check 1512 01:08:37.520 --> 01:08:39.720 that one out. But I don't think you get the 1513 01:08:39.760 --> 01:08:44.159 connection that you have with Sanders little helper, with the 1514 01:08:44.840 --> 01:08:47.880 particular in this episode, without what he brings to the table. 1515 01:08:48.039 --> 01:08:49.640 I think I think it adds something. 1516 01:08:49.840 --> 01:08:52.079 Yeah, especially the sound of the choke chain like that 1517 01:08:52.239 --> 01:08:55.439 sounded like a genuine dog being choked. Absolutely, yeah, good stuff. 1518 01:08:55.479 --> 01:08:58.720 But the episode kicks off early morning paper boys delivering 1519 01:08:58.720 --> 01:09:00.720 in the morning paper. No, I had a paper on 1520 01:09:00.760 --> 01:09:01.279 when I was younger. 1521 01:09:01.319 --> 01:09:02.920 Did you have a paper on? I think I may 1522 01:09:03.039 --> 01:09:05.880 have briefly sort of walked around the neighborhood dropping off 1523 01:09:06.199 --> 01:09:10.279 what do you call them broches? Yeah, for the supermarkets 1524 01:09:10.279 --> 01:09:12.039 and the like. Okay, now I never had an actual 1525 01:09:12.119 --> 01:09:12.720 paper route. 1526 01:09:13.000 --> 01:09:15.319 Whenever I visit my parents, I drive around and I 1527 01:09:15.319 --> 01:09:17.079 always just get flashbacks. I'm like, oh, it's rosted to 1528 01:09:17.119 --> 01:09:17.840 live all the papers here. 1529 01:09:17.880 --> 01:09:18.399 I got paid. 1530 01:09:18.640 --> 01:09:20.079 They pay you nothing. I think I can pay the 1531 01:09:20.079 --> 01:09:22.520 maybe like fourteen dollars to live hundreds of papers. It's 1532 01:09:22.600 --> 01:09:24.159 just it's slave flavor, mate. 1533 01:09:24.000 --> 01:09:25.720 It really is. It's still got any jabs. 1534 01:09:28.119 --> 01:09:29.920 But I really love this, and I've got here one 1535 01:09:29.960 --> 01:09:32.399 notes any episode that begins at sunrise with the Simpsons 1536 01:09:32.439 --> 01:09:34.720 house exterior with that music. Of course, it's music in 1537 01:09:34.760 --> 01:09:36.680 the morning. It just always makes me smile. I really 1538 01:09:36.720 --> 01:09:38.920 really like it. But the dog here, Hope he picks 1539 01:09:38.960 --> 01:09:41.560 up the newspaper, his back cracks, his knees cracking, and 1540 01:09:41.840 --> 01:09:43.439 I feel you, buddy, it said a little help, but 1541 01:09:43.479 --> 01:09:45.720 grabs the paper and ruins the sports section. But now 1542 01:09:45.720 --> 01:09:48.560 it's breakfast time and Homer's paper has a giant hole 1543 01:09:48.600 --> 01:09:51.359 in it. He can only sports section a very nineties thing. 1544 01:09:51.439 --> 01:09:53.199 We would never have this issue anymore because who buys 1545 01:09:53.199 --> 01:09:54.000 a newspaper anymore? 1546 01:09:54.479 --> 01:09:57.479 Tell me about it. Yeah, but I think it also 1547 01:09:57.600 --> 01:10:00.720 indicates that there's an old thing about the dog brings 1548 01:10:00.760 --> 01:10:02.359 in the paper for you. I don't think I've ever 1549 01:10:02.439 --> 01:10:05.560 seen this happen, nah, but I think it indicates, oh, 1550 01:10:05.640 --> 01:10:07.920 this dog means well, you know, he's like, oh, I'm 1551 01:10:08.119 --> 01:10:09.840 here to help, I'm bringing the paper for you. No, 1552 01:10:10.079 --> 01:10:11.600 no much, I don't want you to do it. Yeah. 1553 01:10:12.000 --> 01:10:14.039 Yeah, So the sounds little helper here is eyeing off 1554 01:10:14.079 --> 01:10:16.600 homeless food. And this is the first point of view 1555 01:10:16.600 --> 01:10:18.479 shot that we gap, And I think it's just good 1556 01:10:18.760 --> 01:10:21.800 establishing to us the viewer that he's just he's hearing gibberish. 1557 01:10:22.720 --> 01:10:25.720 As owners of dogs and cats, we speak to them 1558 01:10:26.199 --> 01:10:28.439 and we think they understand this, but no, they are 1559 01:10:28.560 --> 01:10:31.359 just trying to work out, well that gibberish means this. 1560 01:10:31.840 --> 01:10:34.279 Yeah, they don't know what we're saying. Oh yeah, they 1561 01:10:34.279 --> 01:10:36.600 don't understand the actual words of that. It really is 1562 01:10:36.680 --> 01:10:38.399 more about the tone or the volume in which you're 1563 01:10:38.439 --> 01:10:38.760 saying it. 1564 01:10:39.000 --> 01:10:41.399 Yeah, and this, this point of view shot just justifies 1565 01:10:41.479 --> 01:10:43.319 why he struggles to follow Waters. He's not doing it 1566 01:10:43.399 --> 01:10:45.640 by choice, he just doesn't get it. You might as 1567 01:10:45.640 --> 01:10:46.720 well be speaking French to him. 1568 01:10:46.760 --> 01:10:46.960 Yeah. 1569 01:10:47.079 --> 01:10:49.079 So Margin goes to get Lisa ready for school. 1570 01:10:49.680 --> 01:10:50.520 She's clearly unwell. 1571 01:10:50.520 --> 01:10:52.680 And I was saying in the commentary, they're thinking, how 1572 01:10:52.720 --> 01:10:54.600 do we draw mumps, and like all we could think 1573 01:10:54.600 --> 01:10:56.640 of was the cheeks, And I'm like, no, it worked, 1574 01:10:57.119 --> 01:10:57.439 it does. 1575 01:10:57.520 --> 01:10:59.600 Yeah, I mean, well, the minute that you see a 1576 01:10:59.640 --> 01:11:02.039 little bit the bolts like, oh yeah, that's mumps. I 1577 01:11:02.119 --> 01:11:03.640 went to school with a kid who had like the 1578 01:11:03.920 --> 01:11:07.920 worst case of the mumps. He is honestly bulging out. 1579 01:11:08.159 --> 01:11:10.520 His nickname became Monp for the next two years. Really, 1580 01:11:10.680 --> 01:11:12.760 oh yeah, he just looked absolutely shocking. 1581 01:11:13.159 --> 01:11:15.479 I've never seen anyone with mumps. I don't think I 1582 01:11:15.600 --> 01:11:17.640 had it when I was a kid. Is okay, maybe 1583 01:11:17.680 --> 01:11:20.880 I did. Nikola gets in her glans sort of flat 1584 01:11:20.960 --> 01:11:22.640 up sometimes and her neck sort of sticks out a 1585 01:11:22.680 --> 01:11:24.760 little bit. But yeah, I know, just yeah, that's a 1586 01:11:24.920 --> 01:11:27.079 saying the commentary they just just give a bigger cheeks, 1587 01:11:27.359 --> 01:11:30.319 that'll do. And Homer is calling out saying, man, your 1588 01:11:30.359 --> 01:11:32.800 Doug is hungry, I like much, Well, then feed him, 1589 01:11:35.359 --> 01:11:35.840 then do it? 1590 01:11:36.119 --> 01:11:37.199 You know what do you want me from me? 1591 01:11:37.640 --> 01:11:39.800 But unfortunately he's left his play at attended and the 1592 01:11:39.880 --> 01:11:44.039 dog has eaten his food. Annoying dogs should be on 1593 01:11:44.119 --> 01:11:45.199 the table eating the food. 1594 01:11:45.239 --> 01:11:45.760 I do get that. 1595 01:11:45.960 --> 01:11:47.920 I mean there weren't my street. That was a well, 1596 01:11:48.079 --> 01:11:50.159 well what do you expect? But still a dog should 1597 01:11:50.199 --> 01:11:50.880 be still fit off. 1598 01:11:50.760 --> 01:11:52.920 The p oh no, no, no, no, I mean yeah, 1599 01:11:52.960 --> 01:11:54.880 when that kind of thing happens. And I mean I've had, 1600 01:11:55.159 --> 01:11:57.119 as I mentioned so many times, basically will jump up 1601 01:11:57.119 --> 01:11:59.960 on the counter. It's like, let this alone for one minute. 1602 01:12:00.760 --> 01:12:01.359 I turned my back. 1603 01:12:01.399 --> 01:12:04.520 My one sagon Jack never stole food. Well, very lucky 1604 01:12:04.560 --> 01:12:07.760 in that regard. Yeah, I had my previous dog, though 1605 01:12:07.800 --> 01:12:09.760 you left anything out gone. 1606 01:12:10.439 --> 01:12:12.119 Pardon me was like, well I should have known better, 1607 01:12:12.159 --> 01:12:14.479 And pardon me is like I shouldn't have to know better. 1608 01:12:14.960 --> 01:12:17.640 My name Marlene once had a dog, Molly, Miss Molly 1609 01:12:17.800 --> 01:12:19.720 and Michael Darren took over and once my name passed 1610 01:12:19.800 --> 01:12:22.680 and looked after her until she was until she passed away. 1611 01:12:23.039 --> 01:12:26.399 She once she was a shocker, but she was a rescue. 1612 01:12:26.399 --> 01:12:27.760 My name rescued her from someone. It was like a 1613 01:12:27.800 --> 01:12:30.479 puppy farm, and she was just constantly just because she 1614 01:12:30.560 --> 01:12:31.840 was like the mother in the puppy farm. She was 1615 01:12:31.880 --> 01:12:33.600 just bread and bread and bread. It wasn't treated well. 1616 01:12:33.840 --> 01:12:35.319 It's almost like she had to She obviously had to 1617 01:12:35.359 --> 01:12:37.119 fend for her food because whenever there was food, it 1618 01:12:37.199 --> 01:12:39.239 was just all of it's mine, I'm eating it really 1619 01:12:39.319 --> 01:12:41.680 really fast. Right. But one time my name came home 1620 01:12:41.920 --> 01:12:44.479 and she had got into the freezer and eaten and 1621 01:12:44.560 --> 01:12:48.680 the fridge and eaten an entire loaf of frozen fucking bread, 1622 01:12:49.319 --> 01:12:53.159 frozen bread, eating it and a dozen eggs, just shells 1623 01:12:53.199 --> 01:12:53.600 at all. 1624 01:12:55.439 --> 01:13:01.199 Shared to that dog and protein made a tasty say, 1625 01:13:01.399 --> 01:13:05.239 it's clearly clearly loading up. But yeah, NaN's like it 1626 01:13:05.319 --> 01:13:08.960 was just a leaf of it was frozen shells and 1627 01:13:09.039 --> 01:13:11.279 all shells and all. Yeah, crazy stuff. 1628 01:13:11.359 --> 01:13:13.840 But this is where sat As little helper is now 1629 01:13:13.920 --> 01:13:16.920 tied to a stake outside and he's ruined the grass. 1630 01:13:16.920 --> 01:13:18.479 And that's what happens when you have dogs at it. 1631 01:13:18.479 --> 01:13:20.760 Seay run around the backyard, ruined the grass. Alliot's ruined 1632 01:13:20.880 --> 01:13:24.039 the back corner of our backyard and the other back 1633 01:13:24.079 --> 01:13:26.039 corner from when he's bowling the cricket ball and when 1634 01:13:26.039 --> 01:13:28.359 he's batting, so it's just wherever he's constantly standing. 1635 01:13:28.399 --> 01:13:30.079 So it just just dirt there, no grass. But that's 1636 01:13:30.079 --> 01:13:32.600 what's happened here. And he's now digging up various toys 1637 01:13:32.680 --> 01:13:35.760 and I'm sorry. He's just reminded me of something. Whenever 1638 01:13:35.800 --> 01:13:39.000 I'll go over to Lose, I'll park in one particular spot, yea, 1639 01:13:39.600 --> 01:13:41.600 on the grass on the road, on the on the grass. Well, 1640 01:13:41.640 --> 01:13:44.399 sometimes I'll be in the driveway, but sometimes be on 1641 01:13:44.399 --> 01:13:47.359 the nature ruined the grass well, and I haven't ruined 1642 01:13:47.399 --> 01:13:50.960 it a flat a little bit. But then I parked 1643 01:13:51.479 --> 01:13:54.640 on a different aspect of it, and she said, you're 1644 01:13:54.640 --> 01:13:56.119 going to create another flat spot. 1645 01:13:56.000 --> 01:14:03.439 On it's the passive aggressive Are you going to do that? 1646 01:14:03.760 --> 01:14:06.000 And You're like, I know you're joking, but I don't 1647 01:14:06.000 --> 01:14:10.159 think you are joking. I'll go back to my other spot. Sorry, sweetheart, 1648 01:14:11.760 --> 01:14:13.199 I came over here to mow the lawn. 1649 01:14:14.680 --> 01:14:15.079 Anyway. 1650 01:14:15.560 --> 01:14:17.560 But he's dug up the talking crusty here. You're my 1651 01:14:17.600 --> 01:14:19.600 best friend, blah blah blah, ruins it their Marge calls 1652 01:14:19.640 --> 01:14:22.319 doctor Hibbitt at his home. Marge, what are you doing? 1653 01:14:22.720 --> 01:14:26.720 First and foremost, I can't work out the timeline of 1654 01:14:26.760 --> 01:14:29.159 this episode because home picks up the morning paper. 1655 01:14:29.279 --> 01:14:30.560 He's not going to work. He's sitting there having his 1656 01:14:30.600 --> 01:14:31.319 breakfast at the table. 1657 01:14:31.399 --> 01:14:33.640 Right, that's fine. Maybe he gets up really early, but 1658 01:14:33.880 --> 01:14:36.479 then Lisa can't go to school. Why are the Hibbitts 1659 01:14:36.479 --> 01:14:38.079 already the dinner table when she calls. 1660 01:14:38.039 --> 01:14:39.720 Oh, well, maybe it's their breakfast table. 1661 01:14:40.000 --> 01:14:42.039 Well, they're having breakfasts where they maybe, but they would 1662 01:14:42.039 --> 01:14:45.239 have seem made possibly. Something I enjoyed about that their 1663 01:14:45.359 --> 01:14:48.479 rumors didn't feel like a breakfast vibe. I've certainly had 1664 01:14:48.520 --> 01:14:51.760 a Cosby vibe. We're in our carsbisweater. 1665 01:14:53.039 --> 01:14:56.439 But something I enjoyed about that bid was like, first 1666 01:14:56.439 --> 01:14:57.760 of all, I'm very curious as to how you got 1667 01:14:57.800 --> 01:15:02.159 my home phone number. You don't hear what what she said? 1668 01:15:02.840 --> 01:15:08.359 Very ingenious along those sometimes it were better. That's classic comedy. 1669 01:15:08.399 --> 01:15:12.680 Writers use your user imas like, oh, that's very clever, 1670 01:15:13.680 --> 01:15:16.760 because it's very clever, and these writers seem clever by extension, and. 1671 01:15:16.800 --> 01:15:19.720 Hibbert here isn't quite the jovial Hibbit that we come 1672 01:15:19.760 --> 01:15:20.199 to expect. 1673 01:15:20.239 --> 01:15:23.159 Yet you get a lot of different voices in this well, 1674 01:15:23.159 --> 01:15:25.600 because I mean, this was the original hip, but it's 1675 01:15:25.720 --> 01:15:28.039 they haven't quite worked out the voices yet. True, but 1676 01:15:28.159 --> 01:15:30.399 even home is a little bit different still, but you 1677 01:15:30.479 --> 01:15:32.880 get to well, Martin Prince has a dog at the 1678 01:15:33.119 --> 01:15:36.039 at the at the dog training place. Doesn't sayd like 1679 01:15:36.079 --> 01:15:38.279 Martin Prince. Does he talk? Does he he does? What 1680 01:15:38.359 --> 01:15:38.880 does he ask? 1681 01:15:39.000 --> 01:15:41.960 I've forgotten exactly but I can't remember. But he's there, 1682 01:15:42.000 --> 01:15:43.760 and he says something as high pitch as it because 1683 01:15:43.800 --> 01:15:44.319 his voice. 1684 01:15:44.159 --> 01:15:46.000 Was more certainly a modern Prince voice. 1685 01:15:46.039 --> 01:15:47.800 Yeah, it's not that his voice wasn't as high. 1686 01:15:48.319 --> 01:15:50.960 It was certainly lower lower. Yeah, yeah, but hibbit's not 1687 01:15:51.039 --> 01:15:55.199 as we get a slight little but you're not getting Yeah, 1688 01:15:55.239 --> 01:15:55.880 you're not getting that. 1689 01:15:56.159 --> 01:15:58.880 He's more yeah, the serious doctor here. But he tells 1690 01:15:58.920 --> 01:16:01.039 her well, basically he says, I think she's got the mumps. 1691 01:16:01.079 --> 01:16:03.439 He's like, well, I'm the professional. I think I'll diagnose 1692 01:16:03.520 --> 01:16:04.920 the child. Do you have a Google doctor? 1693 01:16:06.399 --> 01:16:08.439 I've tried. I try not to now I think I 1694 01:16:09.119 --> 01:16:09.760 had one too many. 1695 01:16:09.960 --> 01:16:11.239 Always get worst case scenarios. 1696 01:16:11.479 --> 01:16:14.279 You worry about it. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. 1697 01:16:14.359 --> 01:16:16.960 Remember once I had a lump like on my parts 1698 01:16:16.960 --> 01:16:19.199 pieces and I was like, I'm going to die, you know. 1699 01:16:19.359 --> 01:16:21.920 I googled it like this means you have cancer two 1700 01:16:21.960 --> 01:16:25.239 days to live. And I went there and I just like, no, 1701 01:16:25.439 --> 01:16:28.079 it's fine. You know, just had adult just sounding like 1702 01:16:28.159 --> 01:16:29.479 you'll be fine. It's just a fat deposit. And I 1703 01:16:29.560 --> 01:16:32.520 was like, oh, okay, then, so I'm not going to 1704 01:16:32.560 --> 01:16:33.000 die to myrow. 1705 01:16:33.560 --> 01:16:36.960 I got your fat deposit right here. Yeah, thought about it. 1706 01:16:37.600 --> 01:16:39.000 I thought about saying that, and I went, you know what, 1707 01:16:39.560 --> 01:16:42.600 I'm not going to say this. My parts around my ankles, 1708 01:16:42.760 --> 01:16:43.680 my junk's in your hand. 1709 01:16:46.159 --> 01:16:47.800 No way, she's faking. 1710 01:16:48.199 --> 01:16:51.479 Please stays home. I stay home. If fight stays home, 1711 01:16:51.920 --> 01:16:55.239 I'm going to school. Fine, then wait a minute, Plica 1712 01:16:55.319 --> 01:16:57.840 go to school. Then I go to school, but then 1713 01:16:57.880 --> 01:17:00.520 Lisa stays home, so I stay home. So Wesa goes 1714 01:17:00.560 --> 01:17:00.920 to school. 1715 01:17:01.039 --> 01:17:03.760 Lisa, don't confuse your brother like that. Have a nice 1716 01:17:03.840 --> 01:17:04.479 day at school. 1717 01:17:04.560 --> 01:17:09.560 Bar get my homework from missus Hoover hook Lisa, you 1718 01:17:09.680 --> 01:17:12.840 waste the chicken picks. Don't waste the months. 1719 01:17:13.600 --> 01:17:16.600 Apparently, Miss Hoover Grating says in the commentary, was his 1720 01:17:16.800 --> 01:17:19.079 first grade teacher. Okay, that's where the name comes from 1721 01:17:19.079 --> 01:17:22.520 from Miss Hoover and him. Here good advice from Barb. 1722 01:17:22.840 --> 01:17:26.600 You wasted chicken pox. Don't waste the mump. Use this 1723 01:17:26.680 --> 01:17:29.000 to your advantage. And I've got in my notes. There 1724 01:17:29.159 --> 01:17:31.520 was a little sense of excitement for me when you 1725 01:17:31.640 --> 01:17:34.119 woke up as a child on a school day and 1726 01:17:34.279 --> 01:17:36.760 you felt like you were slightly off. You weren't sick, 1727 01:17:37.319 --> 01:17:40.960 be like, I can emphasize this, and I can somehow 1728 01:17:41.000 --> 01:17:41.680 get out of school. 1729 01:17:41.880 --> 01:17:43.600 I can do the first buller and kind of lick 1730 01:17:43.680 --> 01:17:44.079 my palms. 1731 01:17:45.239 --> 01:17:49.560 I saw Tommy, I gotta pooh, I gotta pooh, and 1732 01:17:49.720 --> 01:17:51.960 you just you have a cough. I was able to cough, 1733 01:17:52.079 --> 01:17:53.960 like a really bad cough on command, so that usually 1734 01:17:54.000 --> 01:17:56.560 got me out of school. But waking up and going, oh, 1735 01:17:57.279 --> 01:17:58.000 I can use this. 1736 01:17:58.560 --> 01:18:01.640 I had that one. Fortunately it was before school, was 1737 01:18:01.680 --> 01:18:04.359 like maybe a week or so before school returned for 1738 01:18:04.439 --> 01:18:08.520 the year. It was like early January or something, and 1739 01:18:08.600 --> 01:18:10.840 I wor, oh, oh, I got a pain in myselthing. 1740 01:18:10.960 --> 01:18:13.479 Oh and oh damn, I could have used this sure, 1741 01:18:14.199 --> 01:18:17.520 And it wasn't getting better. It was getting worse and 1742 01:18:17.600 --> 01:18:19.840 getting worse, and it was like, oh, actually I'm in 1743 01:18:19.920 --> 01:18:22.880 real pain. Ah, I don't And I turned out how 1744 01:18:22.880 --> 01:18:25.479 to pend pedasitist. Yeah, I remember mate having that. I 1745 01:18:25.560 --> 01:18:29.000 remember going I'm an excruciating pad. I'm like, oh fuck, 1746 01:18:29.039 --> 01:18:30.319 I hope I never get this pedasiitist. 1747 01:18:30.439 --> 01:18:33.640 It's really bad. He was like, he's a kid that 1748 01:18:33.760 --> 01:18:35.920 never complained. He was like, I don't remember. I'm an 1749 01:18:35.960 --> 01:18:37.319 excusiating pain. 1750 01:18:37.399 --> 01:18:39.600 I was like, oh fuck. Oh yeah. 1751 01:18:39.920 --> 01:18:42.439 And every time I get like a slight stitch, I go, please, 1752 01:18:42.520 --> 01:18:43.319 not a pedasitist. 1753 01:18:43.560 --> 01:18:47.840 Please. These days, I think it's relatively easily taken care 1754 01:18:47.840 --> 01:18:49.920 of it. But the pain still there. Oh yeah, the 1755 01:18:49.960 --> 01:18:53.359 pains there absolutely. I think mine was very, very close 1756 01:18:53.399 --> 01:18:55.079 to bursting before they rushed into. 1757 01:18:57.079 --> 01:18:59.960 Organs that we don't need as well, Why is it 1758 01:19:00.039 --> 01:19:01.159 there as long? As like I was left in there 1759 01:19:01.159 --> 01:19:02.760 by mistake when they designed the human body. 1760 01:19:02.840 --> 01:19:04.239 It was God's mistake. Yes. 1761 01:19:05.079 --> 01:19:07.000 But I've got a friend. I saw him on the weekend. 1762 01:19:07.840 --> 01:19:09.319 I won't say his name because he likes to keep 1763 01:19:09.319 --> 01:19:12.239 this private, but he recently had brain surgery, pretty crazy 1764 01:19:12.319 --> 01:19:14.239 brain surgery to kind of had a piece of his 1765 01:19:14.319 --> 01:19:17.399 skull to give his brain more space to so it's 1766 01:19:17.439 --> 01:19:18.520 not a hole in his skull, but I had to 1767 01:19:18.600 --> 01:19:20.319 like cave out the inside of his skull so his 1768 01:19:20.359 --> 01:19:22.399 brain would have more room. But pretty intense stuff, right, 1769 01:19:23.039 --> 01:19:24.960 I said to him, so like if you use it 1770 01:19:25.000 --> 01:19:26.399 to just get out of work and stuff, and he goes, 1771 01:19:26.720 --> 01:19:28.800 I haven't really told anybody. I'm like, mate, if I 1772 01:19:28.840 --> 01:19:31.640 had brain surgery, I'd be using a brain surgery card 1773 01:19:31.720 --> 01:19:33.760 every day for like five years. I'd be sitting up 1774 01:19:33.800 --> 01:19:37.159 a gofund me if someone said to me, can you 1775 01:19:37.159 --> 01:19:39.920 get me a drink? I got brain brain surgery. He 1776 01:19:39.960 --> 01:19:43.560 passed that brain surgery. It's the kind of thing I 1777 01:19:43.600 --> 01:19:45.720 would be dropping that card every chance I got. And 1778 01:19:45.760 --> 01:19:47.399 he's like, no, I don't worry want to know about it. 1779 01:19:47.439 --> 01:19:49.840 I'm like, mate, don't waste brain service. Of all the 1780 01:19:49.840 --> 01:19:51.359 things that way, don't waste brain surgery. 1781 01:19:52.199 --> 01:19:52.960 Can you help me out with this? 1782 01:19:53.279 --> 01:19:53.439 Oh? 1783 01:19:53.760 --> 01:19:55.800 I don't know. I mean, have you recently had a 1784 01:19:55.880 --> 01:19:57.600 bit of your skull cut out? 1785 01:19:59.600 --> 01:20:03.159 I'm not laughing at his surgery. No, No, terrified friend 1786 01:20:03.199 --> 01:20:05.279 sounds like quite the lord. Yeah he is, indeed, but 1787 01:20:05.880 --> 01:20:07.680 sets a little helper here is still burying items in 1788 01:20:07.720 --> 01:20:09.720 the yard. This time it's a pop plant. He's clearly 1789 01:20:09.800 --> 01:20:11.520 just bored and just needs to get his energy out 1790 01:20:11.600 --> 01:20:11.920 very much. 1791 01:20:11.960 --> 01:20:12.840 Just a kid. 1792 01:20:12.880 --> 01:20:16.079 Who they are is ADHD's add It's like, you know 1793 01:20:16.159 --> 01:20:17.640 what if you just maybe spent some eh of time 1794 01:20:17.640 --> 01:20:20.119 with a kid and kept him busy. Yes, he might 1795 01:20:20.239 --> 01:20:22.640 have as might have a case of it, but you're 1796 01:20:22.680 --> 01:20:24.479 not helping the case by giving him a night battlet 1797 01:20:24.520 --> 01:20:26.800 him sit there playing games, go do stuff with him. 1798 01:20:26.840 --> 01:20:30.159 Oh yeah, it feels a bit reductive to sort of compare, 1799 01:20:30.239 --> 01:20:33.600 you know, dogs to children or something like that. There's similarities. 1800 01:20:33.720 --> 01:20:36.279 Oh yeah, but some podcasts I was listening, he was 1801 01:20:36.279 --> 01:20:39.680 talking about, you know, the crisis with young males. Everyone's 1802 01:20:39.760 --> 01:20:43.479 jumping on this bandwagon after watching Adolescents on Netflix. But 1803 01:20:43.560 --> 01:20:46.479 this guy basically said, yeah, it's like a dog, and 1804 01:20:46.600 --> 01:20:50.159 a tired dog is a happy dog. A restless dog 1805 01:20:50.239 --> 01:20:52.880 is an unhappy dog. So you know, it's like with kids. 1806 01:20:53.560 --> 01:20:55.760 Take him to the park, let him run around, kick 1807 01:20:55.800 --> 01:20:58.079 a footy or whatever, but you know, exhaust them. 1808 01:20:58.359 --> 01:21:00.520 Yeah, Ali, after school, he says, can we the footy? 1809 01:21:00.560 --> 01:21:02.479 I've got nothing to do in the afternoon. Yeah, sure, mate, 1810 01:21:02.520 --> 01:21:03.880 Let's go kick the footy for an hour and when 1811 01:21:04.000 --> 01:21:06.319 we get home he's got it out of his system. 1812 01:21:06.439 --> 01:21:08.039 You know, it's it's not climbing the walls. 1813 01:21:08.039 --> 01:21:08.319 I'm sure. 1814 01:21:08.359 --> 01:21:09.640 If I said to Alict and we're gonna go home, 1815 01:21:09.720 --> 01:21:12.760 he'd sit there, he'd fidget. You can tell when Elliott 1816 01:21:12.760 --> 01:21:14.359 hasn't got his energy yet, he can't sit still. 1817 01:21:14.680 --> 01:21:19.680 Sure, kids are kids, and particularly young boys are nuclear 1818 01:21:19.840 --> 01:21:24.279 reactors of energy. Oh yeah mate, Yeah, and if they sorry, 1819 01:21:24.279 --> 01:21:26.119 I'm putting on my doctor spock at here. But you know, 1820 01:21:26.720 --> 01:21:31.920 if they're spending their downtime watching scrange or something like that, Yeah, 1821 01:21:32.479 --> 01:21:34.920 where's that energy gonna go. It's gonna sort of burn 1822 01:21:35.039 --> 01:21:36.159 up and you're gonna get fall out. 1823 01:21:36.279 --> 01:21:38.319 Yeah, not good at all. Yeah, we could get There's 1824 01:21:38.319 --> 01:21:39.920 a whole conversation there which I won't get into. But 1825 01:21:40.119 --> 01:21:41.920 this is where say this little helper sees Bart get 1826 01:21:41.960 --> 01:21:44.239 onto the school bus. He breaks free from his chain, 1827 01:21:44.520 --> 01:21:46.199 but tells him to go back home, but of course 1828 01:21:46.239 --> 01:21:47.960 he doesn't, and he said, goes on a little adventure, 1829 01:21:48.039 --> 01:21:50.520 eating some bugs and stealing some beef jerky from the 1830 01:21:50.560 --> 01:21:53.479 quickie marts, Mum and pop store. Who says, here, and 1831 01:21:53.520 --> 01:21:55.159 then he chases some ducks at the pond, just having 1832 01:21:55.239 --> 01:21:58.680 a grand old day. Let me see Sylvia Winfield played 1833 01:21:58.720 --> 01:22:01.960 by Tracy Ollen. She's calling Homer Yo. 1834 01:22:02.359 --> 01:22:05.760 Sim said, there's a Sylvia Winfield that canaine of yours 1835 01:22:05.840 --> 01:22:06.560 is in my pool. 1836 01:22:06.600 --> 01:22:06.840 Again. 1837 01:22:07.199 --> 01:22:11.039 I'm calling a dog warden right now? Oh are you well? 1838 01:22:11.119 --> 01:22:14.800 You go ahead and call your precious dog warden your 1839 01:22:14.960 --> 01:22:18.600 battle axe, because my dog is tied up in the backyard. 1840 01:22:18.680 --> 01:22:19.560 There's only one. 1841 01:22:19.520 --> 01:22:23.880 Family on this block, no on earth inconsiderate enough to 1842 01:22:23.960 --> 01:22:25.520 let a monster like that wrong. 1843 01:22:25.640 --> 01:22:25.880 Free. 1844 01:22:27.439 --> 01:22:30.199 Are you losing your hearing or are you just stupid? 1845 01:22:30.640 --> 01:22:32.720 I Am going to explain this to you one more 1846 01:22:32.800 --> 01:22:34.920 time and then I'm going to hang up on you. 1847 01:22:35.880 --> 01:22:42.159 It is not my dog. I tied my dog outside 1848 01:22:42.760 --> 01:22:46.920 my shop. I am looking at him, right dog. 1849 01:22:47.520 --> 01:22:50.399 I just loved Homer here. He was so adamant, well, 1850 01:22:50.520 --> 01:22:52.640 so cope and I love that like my dog is 1851 01:22:52.760 --> 01:22:55.399 in my Yeah. Are you out of hearing or just stupid? 1852 01:22:57.720 --> 01:23:00.279 I missed the battle ax. I love that you are 1853 01:23:00.399 --> 01:23:00.920 battle ass. 1854 01:23:01.319 --> 01:23:04.279 But he thinks he's tied up of looking at him, right, dope, 1855 01:23:04.439 --> 01:23:06.199 man looks at the window and clearly he hasn't been 1856 01:23:06.279 --> 01:23:06.720 He's broken. 1857 01:23:06.800 --> 01:23:07.000 Free. 1858 01:23:07.680 --> 01:23:10.079 Four figure discount is brought to you by our incredible 1859 01:23:10.119 --> 01:23:13.680 supporters on Patreon. With your support, we're able to hire editors, 1860 01:23:13.760 --> 01:23:16.640 purchase new equipment, and everything else that goes into producing 1861 01:23:16.680 --> 01:23:19.840 top quality shows. Each and every week. 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I wouldn't be treating himself. 1873 01:23:51.159 --> 01:23:54.119 It'd be don't spend money on things that's blasphemous, you know. 1874 01:23:54.600 --> 01:23:56.479 Yeah, Well, as I said, I mean, they really sort 1875 01:23:56.520 --> 01:23:59.800 of ramp up particular traits and particular addresses of the 1876 01:24:00.239 --> 01:24:03.560 character's personalities as the show goes along. Here is kind 1877 01:24:03.600 --> 01:24:06.640 of Yeah. He's not even kind of you know, churchy 1878 01:24:06.720 --> 01:24:08.159 ned or anything like that. It's more so like a 1879 01:24:08.239 --> 01:24:11.000 pressy next door neighbor who's like, I've got nothing in 1880 01:24:11.039 --> 01:24:12.640 common with this guy, but you know, because we share 1881 01:24:12.640 --> 01:24:14.399 a fence occasionally, we're gonna have to talk. 1882 01:24:14.720 --> 01:24:18.880 I get almost like Phil Hartman neighbor vibes early from 1883 01:24:18.920 --> 01:24:21.800 Early Slanders, where it's almost like he's rubbing it in 1884 01:24:21.880 --> 01:24:23.960 Homer's face what I have, and it was it's not 1885 01:24:24.039 --> 01:24:26.119 the Christmas episode, the first episode where they've got better 1886 01:24:26.239 --> 01:24:29.439 lights and they got better presence in the Simpsons, it's 1887 01:24:29.439 --> 01:24:31.800 almost I don't think he's deliberately doing it. Oh no, 1888 01:24:31.960 --> 01:24:33.520 he's not doing it to rub it in anyone's face, 1889 01:24:33.600 --> 01:24:35.359 but but it comes across that way to someone who 1890 01:24:35.359 --> 01:24:36.199 doesn't have what he has. 1891 01:24:36.319 --> 01:24:39.279 Oh yeah, and because they're not being you know, sort 1892 01:24:39.319 --> 01:24:41.600 of flamboyant or ossentation abouts like oh yeah, I've got 1893 01:24:41.680 --> 01:24:43.640 new sneak because I got to treat yourself for anyone's Ah, 1894 01:24:43.640 --> 01:24:46.000 I've got nice Christmas lights, you know, so like check 1895 01:24:46.039 --> 01:24:48.119 out my Christmas lights. How I'm yeah, that was my 1896 01:24:48.239 --> 01:24:51.840 Phil Hartman. That was my worst fill up. I promise it. 1897 01:24:51.960 --> 01:24:52.760 I do have a better one. 1898 01:24:54.159 --> 01:24:56.680 But he says here he loves a dog, and he's like, oh, 1899 01:24:56.720 --> 01:24:58.760 he's just a good dog, isn't he. And home's mocking 1900 01:24:58.840 --> 01:25:01.640 his walking attire is where he mocks the pedometer. I 1901 01:25:01.680 --> 01:25:06.039 think maybe because he's got the gloves and the weight, he's. 1902 01:25:05.439 --> 01:25:09.520 Got ankle weights and like he's holding little handweights. 1903 01:25:09.159 --> 01:25:10.840 Little handworks and stuff. Yeah, but then he sees the 1904 01:25:10.920 --> 01:25:13.199 assassins and he asks the price and doesn't tell on 1905 01:25:13.239 --> 01:25:15.960 the price. And let's just say they're not giving them away. 1906 01:25:16.000 --> 01:25:18.000 But sometimes you're going to treat yourself. And his heart 1907 01:25:18.039 --> 01:25:21.000 rate's dropping, so he walks off, And I totally buy 1908 01:25:21.119 --> 01:25:23.399 Flannder's mentality here of you've just got to spoil yourself. 1909 01:25:23.399 --> 01:25:25.840 Sometimes sometimes you just have to write. I find them 1910 01:25:25.880 --> 01:25:28.880 in the year twenty twenty five that I'm buying things 1911 01:25:29.039 --> 01:25:31.039 just purely for comfort at the moment, Like I just 1912 01:25:31.119 --> 01:25:32.479 feel like I need a bit of comfort, so I'm 1913 01:25:32.479 --> 01:25:34.760 spending money on shit that I don't need. I think 1914 01:25:34.800 --> 01:25:37.960 I need to change my buying habits in a sense 1915 01:25:38.039 --> 01:25:40.640 that I still treat myself. But it's almost like I 1916 01:25:40.720 --> 01:25:43.119 go many buying someth it's worth fifteen dollars or ten dollars, 1917 01:25:43.359 --> 01:25:46.199 but I'm buying too much of those things. Wait it 1918 01:25:46.279 --> 01:25:49.159 out and buy one big thing, because otherwise you just 1919 01:25:49.239 --> 01:25:50.880 end up with a house full of shit that isn't 1920 01:25:50.920 --> 01:25:53.159 that good as opposed to one really good thing. 1921 01:25:53.319 --> 01:25:55.319 I get where you're coming from. Yeah, I mean, I 1922 01:25:55.479 --> 01:26:00.359 sort of made a semi conscious decision not to buy 1923 01:26:00.399 --> 01:26:03.479 too much this year in terms of like what I'd 1924 01:26:03.560 --> 01:26:06.239 usually get, like a big blu ray set or you know, 1925 01:26:07.079 --> 01:26:09.399 a good book or something like or or clothes even 1926 01:26:09.439 --> 01:26:11.119 it's like I really do have enough clothes. 1927 01:26:11.560 --> 01:26:14.039 But it's hard to describe the feeling of opening up 1928 01:26:14.359 --> 01:26:16.079 for the first time, like that new blue a box 1929 01:26:16.119 --> 01:26:19.159 set or something that the I always compare it to 1930 01:26:19.359 --> 01:26:21.520 a board game. I always say board games. The best 1931 01:26:21.520 --> 01:26:22.760 player of ball game is opening it up for the 1932 01:26:22.800 --> 01:26:24.159 first time, or just the. 1933 01:26:24.199 --> 01:26:26.680 Kick of you know, mister Amazon arriving. 1934 01:26:26.760 --> 01:26:28.680 It's like I got a package for somebody's coming to 1935 01:26:28.760 --> 01:26:30.920 my house. Somee's like that social interaction it's coming. 1936 01:26:31.359 --> 01:26:34.199 Yeah, it's brilliant. And what you're saying about buying little things, 1937 01:26:34.239 --> 01:26:36.520 I mean if I would be buying little things that 1938 01:26:36.560 --> 01:26:39.359 wouldn't be stuff that would necessarily be like something to 1939 01:26:39.439 --> 01:26:41.359 put on the wall or on the shelf or what not, 1940 01:26:41.560 --> 01:26:45.079 like not like nacks. Yeah, yeah, I would be like, 1941 01:26:45.760 --> 01:26:49.680 you know what, get the good coffee or this new 1942 01:26:49.760 --> 01:26:52.000 variant of tim Tam is not on special this week, 1943 01:26:52.159 --> 01:26:55.640 but I really feel like the strawberries and cream vary its. 1944 01:26:55.600 --> 01:26:58.239 Yeah, or sometimes there's one point where the supermarket Nicholas 1945 01:26:58.279 --> 01:27:00.720 like set of PEPs, my, can you just try the alla? 1946 01:27:00.800 --> 01:27:01.279 I saw one. 1947 01:27:01.319 --> 01:27:03.720 It was a bit cheap, and I was like, nah no, 1948 01:27:04.479 --> 01:27:08.279 there's some just some things you just gotta you like 1949 01:27:08.319 --> 01:27:10.159 and just just like it might cost an extra three 1950 01:27:10.239 --> 01:27:12.279 or four dollars, but you know what, that's not that 1951 01:27:12.399 --> 01:27:14.079 much money for the happiness that that brings me to 1952 01:27:14.119 --> 01:27:15.119 have the better version of something. 1953 01:27:15.199 --> 01:27:18.479 Oh yeah, absolutely the case. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, there 1954 01:27:18.479 --> 01:27:20.399 are some things here, You're right that you just don't 1955 01:27:20.439 --> 01:27:21.079 cut corners on. 1956 01:27:21.279 --> 01:27:24.159 Yeah, but this is where we have Lisa at Hibbitt's office. 1957 01:27:24.239 --> 01:27:26.359 She's getting checked over. And I mentioned in the commentary 1958 01:27:26.399 --> 01:27:28.640 here they really love doing things like the point of 1959 01:27:28.720 --> 01:27:30.319 view from inside the mouth and that kind of thing. 1960 01:27:30.359 --> 01:27:33.279 But she's got discolorization of the saliva glands and swelling 1961 01:27:33.399 --> 01:27:36.520 of the parotids parotids, and she definitely has the mumps. 1962 01:27:36.520 --> 01:27:37.840 So she's gonna miss a week of school and she 1963 01:27:37.920 --> 01:27:40.399 worries that she's going to get behind her kids in class, 1964 01:27:40.439 --> 01:27:42.479 and not in Hibbits, he's impressed with her responsibility. 1965 01:27:42.479 --> 01:27:44.079 He's like, why are you bothered by this? 1966 01:27:44.159 --> 01:27:46.439 You're just a child, and yeah, So what her favorite subject? 1967 01:27:46.560 --> 01:27:49.439 Is and shouldn't say math. She says arithmetic, arithmetic, and 1968 01:27:49.520 --> 01:27:51.079 he says, don't worry, you'd be back in no time 1969 01:27:51.159 --> 01:27:53.840 doing all your various He says, all the different quadrants 1970 01:27:53.920 --> 01:27:56.399 quaver or something along. But he says, right now, I 1971 01:27:56.479 --> 01:27:59.640 have some rest and enjoy a wally pup. So kind 1972 01:27:59.680 --> 01:28:02.199 of passing here. But I think Hibot's message was you're 1973 01:28:02.239 --> 01:28:04.319 a kid, for the love of God, just enjoy yourself 1974 01:28:04.399 --> 01:28:08.159 and relax, you know, just enjoy it. But the walipop 1975 01:28:08.239 --> 01:28:11.439 actually pays off in a few moments, So homes any 1976 01:28:11.479 --> 01:28:13.079 donates at work and Lisa was calling in to say 1977 01:28:13.279 --> 01:28:17.640 giving him her order for magazines, and he mocks her 1978 01:28:17.680 --> 01:28:19.640 for the kissing disease, and she tells him to quit it. 1979 01:28:19.720 --> 01:28:20.560 And I'd say it at all. 1980 01:28:20.640 --> 01:28:23.920 She wants teen Dream, teen Scream, teen Steam magazine. He 1981 01:28:23.960 --> 01:28:25.199 asked Lenny to cover for him. 1982 01:28:25.720 --> 01:28:26.239 I was got. 1983 01:28:26.399 --> 01:28:29.479 Those were the days holding a magazine in your hand. 1984 01:28:29.640 --> 01:28:32.000 You read those things from beginning to end multiple times 1985 01:28:32.119 --> 01:28:34.479 in case you missed something. You know, like every bit 1986 01:28:34.560 --> 01:28:37.960 of text in that magazine. You'd read it, ads, everying, 1987 01:28:38.039 --> 01:28:40.159 the fine print. And as a teen, I think my 1988 01:28:40.279 --> 01:28:44.319 go to magazine was was Empire. I lived for that shit. 1989 01:28:44.439 --> 01:28:46.479 I loved Empire as well. I got all my movie news. 1990 01:28:47.079 --> 01:28:49.039 What was your teen mag? 1991 01:28:49.319 --> 01:28:51.920 Oh, my teen mag? Oh gosh? 1992 01:28:52.560 --> 01:28:54.359 For my kid mag was Disney Adventures. That was a 1993 01:28:54.359 --> 01:28:54.920 big one for me. 1994 01:28:55.000 --> 01:28:57.439 Yeah, well, let's see. And then when it came to movies, 1995 01:28:57.479 --> 01:29:00.560 I was very big on Premiere and Movie Line. There 1996 01:29:00.600 --> 01:29:02.479 were a couple out of the UK. One was called 1997 01:29:02.600 --> 01:29:06.840 Neon that I really enjoyed. Was really that into Empire 1998 01:29:06.880 --> 01:29:09.720 for some reason? Yeah, yeah, I mean I think I 1999 01:29:09.840 --> 01:29:12.319 respected it, but I was like, I'm getting my information 2000 01:29:12.399 --> 01:29:14.560 from other sources in that regard when it came to 2001 01:29:15.560 --> 01:29:17.079 I think I was trying to be sort of more 2002 01:29:17.159 --> 01:29:21.720 grown up than that I was. There's a men's magazine. 2003 01:29:21.720 --> 01:29:23.720 When I say men's magazine, I don't mean like Playboy. 2004 01:29:24.039 --> 01:29:28.840 I mean more about you know, falling profiles of Ryan 2005 01:29:28.920 --> 01:29:33.720 Gosling and pictures of belts, things like new Waallets. Yeah, 2006 01:29:34.359 --> 01:29:37.479 GQ magazine and Esquire. Still I'm still subscribed to West 2007 01:29:37.520 --> 01:29:39.720 Cone Magazine. Still get a physical copy of it. They 2008 01:29:39.760 --> 01:29:42.439 don't bring it out make it yeah, yeah, they don't 2009 01:29:42.479 --> 01:29:44.000 bring it out once a month anymore. I think they 2010 01:29:44.079 --> 01:29:49.800 do like maybe six issues a year and honestly, I've 2011 01:29:49.840 --> 01:29:51.479 still got I've got a few issues that it's like 2012 01:29:51.560 --> 01:29:55.039 still in the plastic because everything is everything is online. 2013 01:29:55.640 --> 01:29:57.159 Also the articles are online. 2014 01:29:57.279 --> 01:29:59.279 Like the idea of knowing one day you'll get to 2015 01:29:59.359 --> 01:30:00.760 it or is it sure? 2016 01:30:01.199 --> 01:30:02.439 There will be times and it was like, you know, 2017 01:30:02.479 --> 01:30:04.159 when I'm going out for lunch or whatever, just I'm 2018 01:30:04.199 --> 01:30:05.760 going out for a bit of a solo lunch or whatever, 2019 01:30:05.800 --> 01:30:07.520 and I want to have something to read. I'll take 2020 01:30:07.600 --> 01:30:09.840 this with me, get a burger or something and just 2021 01:30:09.880 --> 01:30:13.199 have that going on. But yeah, oh, another way, I've 2022 01:30:13.239 --> 01:30:16.359 got those big plastic containers. I've got about six or 2023 01:30:16.399 --> 01:30:19.319 seven of those full of magazines from going back to 2024 01:30:19.399 --> 01:30:22.079 the nineties. Something I just decided to keep. It's like 2025 01:30:22.960 --> 01:30:25.359 you've opened them, I just haven't. Oh yeah, yeah about yeah, 2026 01:30:25.359 --> 01:30:28.720 I've told you. I threughout my massive box of Oh 2027 01:30:28.840 --> 01:30:31.760 what was the movie magazine from the UK? Wasn't Empire 2028 01:30:32.880 --> 01:30:36.960 Total Film. Maybe it was Empire Magazine. It was something else, 2029 01:30:37.000 --> 01:30:40.359 I'm pretty sure because Empire was from the UK. We 2030 01:30:40.439 --> 01:30:43.760 had an Australian version for a while. Maybe it was Empire. 2031 01:30:43.800 --> 01:30:45.960 Anyway, it was just like from nineteen ninety three it 2032 01:30:46.039 --> 01:30:48.399 was every issue from nineteenninety three through to nineteen ninety eight. 2033 01:30:49.079 --> 01:30:52.600 I'm like, why did I throw these out? Well, there 2034 01:30:52.680 --> 01:30:55.840 was one other mag called called Details, which is kind 2035 01:30:55.840 --> 01:30:58.079 of like the gen X version of GQ or Esquire, 2036 01:30:58.800 --> 01:31:01.439 and I had you know, fashion spread and celebrity profiles 2037 01:31:01.439 --> 01:31:03.960 and all that kind of stuff. I haven't checked them 2038 01:31:04.000 --> 01:31:08.159 out in years, but I remember maybe back around twenty 2039 01:31:08.239 --> 01:31:10.960 ten or so, I had one afternoon of just like 2040 01:31:11.039 --> 01:31:12.760 flicking through them and it was just, honestly like an 2041 01:31:12.760 --> 01:31:15.279 acid flashback or jumping into a time machine. How good 2042 01:31:15.319 --> 01:31:17.439 of like the ads and stuff? Oh yeah, and these 2043 01:31:17.479 --> 01:31:20.000 were all they were all really thick because you know, 2044 01:31:20.079 --> 01:31:23.000 they had a shit ton of advertising and subsequently they 2045 01:31:23.039 --> 01:31:27.479 had a lot of money to pay journalists. I thought 2046 01:31:27.520 --> 01:31:29.000 that guy that was getting half a million or whatever, 2047 01:31:29.239 --> 01:31:31.880 Oh goodness, Yeah, yeah, I think I put some I 2048 01:31:31.960 --> 01:31:33.760 put it any thing up on Facebook recently about some 2049 01:31:33.840 --> 01:31:35.920 guy who used to work for Vanity Fan magazine who 2050 01:31:36.760 --> 01:31:41.159 he said he wrote something like three long articles per year, 2051 01:31:41.239 --> 01:31:43.560 like ten thousand word articles, but he got paid something 2052 01:31:43.600 --> 01:31:44.680 like close to half a mil. 2053 01:31:44.800 --> 01:31:47.560 What's the biggest paycheck you ever got for one piece? 2054 01:31:47.840 --> 01:31:50.680 For one piece? Oh gosh? Or you more paid by 2055 01:31:50.720 --> 01:31:52.640 the month. I think I was more paid by yeah, 2056 01:31:52.800 --> 01:31:54.960 by the shift or by the word yeap. Yeah. Then 2057 01:31:55.560 --> 01:31:58.399 I never really sort of got paid for individual pieces 2058 01:31:58.479 --> 01:31:58.640 like that. 2059 01:31:59.000 --> 01:32:02.960 But marj reveal to Lisa the family the Bouvier family quilt, 2060 01:32:03.159 --> 01:32:07.239 and Lisa's smells historic. This for me, it's trading cards. 2061 01:32:07.359 --> 01:32:09.399 I love to smell something new that that that smell. 2062 01:32:09.439 --> 01:32:12.039 It smells I think it smells my favorite sense. 2063 01:32:12.199 --> 01:32:16.159 It's like a really memories. Yeah, absolutely it is. 2064 01:32:16.279 --> 01:32:18.960 Yeah, five generations of boo Vier women have each added 2065 01:32:19.000 --> 01:32:19.720 their own square to it. 2066 01:32:19.760 --> 01:32:19.880 Now. 2067 01:32:19.920 --> 01:32:21.520 One was the guy falling back being shot? 2068 01:32:21.560 --> 01:32:23.239 What is that a take? What is that a Yeah? 2069 01:32:23.279 --> 01:32:25.720 That's a reference to a photograph called the Falling Soldiers 2070 01:32:25.720 --> 01:32:27.840 by a guy called Robert Kappa. He's apparently a very 2071 01:32:28.000 --> 01:32:29.359 very well war photographer. 2072 01:32:29.600 --> 01:32:33.279 Yeah, and it was just, yeah, the ear of the time. 2073 01:32:33.479 --> 01:32:35.119 And as we find out later on, Marges was keep 2074 01:32:35.159 --> 01:32:37.399 on tracking. Don't understand what I meant there. I don't 2075 01:32:37.439 --> 01:32:40.279 understand what it means now. But so she's just she 2076 01:32:40.359 --> 01:32:42.479 showed the quote, and I like the idea that Marge 2077 01:32:42.560 --> 01:32:44.760 has held on to this and it's something that she's 2078 01:32:44.800 --> 01:32:47.000 been wanting to show Lisa for a long time and 2079 01:32:47.159 --> 01:32:50.319 now feels like the right moment. Yeah, a real bonding 2080 01:32:50.359 --> 01:32:51.600 moment between the two of them there, which I thought 2081 01:32:51.680 --> 01:32:54.520 was really really nice. But she says here that you 2082 01:32:54.600 --> 01:32:56.600 know you can't because Lisa's I can't do I can't sew. 2083 01:32:56.640 --> 01:32:58.479 I can't do it, and she's you do. You got 2084 01:32:58.479 --> 01:33:01.199 the memory of a million drop stitches flowing through your veins. 2085 01:33:01.239 --> 01:33:03.079 You just need to develop a callous. And she brags 2086 01:33:03.079 --> 01:33:05.359 about her sewing finger, whichmight at least initially thinks is 2087 01:33:05.880 --> 01:33:07.760 a bit gross, but she learns to go that's a 2088 01:33:07.800 --> 01:33:08.479 pretty cool talent. 2089 01:33:08.760 --> 01:33:11.079 The whole threatening thing is very cool. Yeah, I must 2090 01:33:11.119 --> 01:33:12.399 have been. I thought it was a little gross too, 2091 01:33:12.520 --> 01:33:13.159 just the pricking of that. 2092 01:33:13.319 --> 01:33:14.920 Oh you've got to count I used to have that 2093 01:33:14.960 --> 01:33:15.640 when I play guitar. 2094 01:33:16.199 --> 01:33:18.000 You couldn't. I thought my fingers were all hard from 2095 01:33:18.000 --> 01:33:21.199 the strings. I think it's the one thing that it's 2096 01:33:21.199 --> 01:33:23.520 the one thing that's stopping me from playing guitar, other 2097 01:33:23.560 --> 01:33:25.960 than my lack of told me back and my LA commitment. 2098 01:33:27.239 --> 01:33:30.119 It's like it's gonna hurt my fingers to keep strimming 2099 01:33:30.239 --> 01:33:30.399 like this. 2100 01:33:30.880 --> 01:33:33.239 I've had the idea for a while, not a family quilt, 2101 01:33:33.279 --> 01:33:35.880 but a family recipe book where members of the family, 2102 01:33:35.920 --> 01:33:38.720 everyone's got their specialty dish, right, but have them write 2103 01:33:38.800 --> 01:33:40.880 it out on a piece of paper and like scan 2104 01:33:41.000 --> 01:33:43.039 it in and creates this book where each generation you 2105 01:33:43.079 --> 01:33:44.000 add a new page to it. 2106 01:33:44.159 --> 01:33:46.039 It's a very good idea. I've heard you mentioned this 2107 01:33:46.119 --> 01:33:47.920 in the past. It was a good idea then, and 2108 01:33:48.039 --> 01:33:49.479 I think it's still not bad. 2109 01:33:49.960 --> 01:33:53.319 Homer's buying this is magazines, and the other ones include 2110 01:33:53.399 --> 01:33:56.319 non threatening boys says in Oh yes, brag, it's just 2111 01:33:56.359 --> 01:33:59.319 say no teen scheme punk his back. Apparently we get 2112 01:33:59.359 --> 01:34:04.920 Corey on the covered Martin Sheen's teen scene, ha teen Spleen. 2113 01:34:06.199 --> 01:34:08.399 It's various other magazines. Howe is annoy the two dollar price? 2114 01:34:08.439 --> 01:34:10.600 Haang. I was like, buddy, oh man, what a time 2115 01:34:10.640 --> 01:34:12.760 to be alive. Two dollars for a magazine. Eat that 2116 01:34:12.800 --> 01:34:13.199 shit up. 2117 01:34:13.920 --> 01:34:16.319 But the worker mocks him, and yeah, was wise, guys 2118 01:34:16.359 --> 01:34:18.039 what he says to him here. But then he sees 2119 01:34:18.079 --> 01:34:19.760 the assassins in the window. But there aree hundred and 2120 01:34:19.800 --> 01:34:21.439 twenty five dollar which I believe is about three hundred 2121 01:34:21.439 --> 01:34:24.119 bucks US. Now, okay, yeah, it's got quite a bit 2122 01:34:24.199 --> 01:34:28.039 a lot of money for shoes. Oh yeah, maybe even more. Yeah, 2123 01:34:28.279 --> 01:34:31.399 suppose it's good for good shoes. 2124 01:34:32.239 --> 01:34:34.239 Are these good shoes or that is flamboyant shoes? I 2125 01:34:34.279 --> 01:34:36.479 think they're just Yeah, they're flamboyant shoes. 2126 01:34:36.560 --> 01:34:38.439 Yeah, the shoes that everyone's got them, so I want 2127 01:34:38.479 --> 01:34:40.760 one as well. But hears Flanders in his head saying, 2128 01:34:40.920 --> 01:34:42.560 I know you should take that, you should buy them. 2129 01:34:42.720 --> 01:34:46.399 Treat yourself, treat yourself. I'm ordering you to order these shoes. 2130 01:34:46.399 --> 01:34:48.399 And it's almost like it's a self justification for himself 2131 01:34:48.439 --> 01:34:52.439 to blame Flanders. Oh sure, I Flanner's told me. Whatever 2132 01:34:52.439 --> 01:34:54.800 you say, Flanders. But Margin shows Lisa her keep on 2133 01:34:54.920 --> 01:34:57.000 truck and patch because saying she didn't know what it 2134 01:34:57.000 --> 01:34:59.079 meant then it means now, but drops off the homework 2135 01:34:59.119 --> 01:35:03.119 for her funn functions vocabulary remedia or reading nice tried 2136 01:35:03.119 --> 01:35:04.600 by Barton, try to sit that one under the radar, 2137 01:35:04.680 --> 01:35:06.560 try to give her his own homework. And then Homer 2138 01:35:06.600 --> 01:35:09.239 arrives wearing the assassins and bart let's the price slip. 2139 01:35:09.800 --> 01:35:15.119 Thanks who assassin read him? And weel it's a very 2140 01:35:15.199 --> 01:35:16.319 elaborate sneaker. 2141 01:35:16.359 --> 01:35:18.680 A jetter be for one hundred and twenty five big one. 2142 01:35:18.600 --> 01:35:23.560 Day twenty five dollars. Homer, I thought we agreed to 2143 01:35:23.640 --> 01:35:25.840 consult each other before any major purchases. 2144 01:35:26.000 --> 01:35:27.920 Well, you bought all of smoke of Arms and we 2145 01:35:28.039 --> 01:35:29.319 haven't had a single fire. 2146 01:35:31.319 --> 01:35:32.520 That just feels like classic Simpsons. 2147 01:35:32.840 --> 01:35:36.079 Yes, that's that feels like I like the outer edge 2148 01:35:36.159 --> 01:35:39.359 of not jerk Homer, but the kind of selfishification. 2149 01:35:39.720 --> 01:35:43.640 Yes, selfishness, but it's not hurting anybody really, it's just silliness. 2150 01:35:43.680 --> 01:35:46.119 If anything, it's a dumb ass argument to me. You 2151 01:35:46.159 --> 01:35:49.199 don't you don't actually think that he believes it. But 2152 01:35:49.880 --> 01:35:52.800 this is what So this is what that defines irresponsible 2153 01:35:52.840 --> 01:35:54.680 behavior from Homer A season two I was mentioning earlier 2154 01:35:54.840 --> 01:35:56.840 him buying shoes. It's a far cry from the season 2155 01:35:56.920 --> 01:36:00.640 ten to fifteen episodes where he just does out landy shit. 2156 01:36:01.479 --> 01:36:05.119 But it's also for me watching Homie here and seeing 2157 01:36:05.119 --> 01:36:07.159 the way marjorieted it. For me, it's the dangers of 2158 01:36:07.239 --> 01:36:09.079 after pay, because for me, after pay it was one 2159 01:36:09.079 --> 01:36:12.119 of those things where because Nicholas checks the bank statement, 2160 01:36:12.159 --> 01:36:13.600 so I'm like, I want to buy something that's worth 2161 01:36:13.680 --> 01:36:16.000 like like a DVD's well at thirty five forty bucks, 2162 01:36:16.039 --> 01:36:17.880 I'm like, I'll put it on after pay because then 2163 01:36:17.920 --> 01:36:19.560 she went, see that I've got the JBI high fire. 2164 01:36:19.920 --> 01:36:22.000 It's the dangerous road to go down my front door. 2165 01:36:22.119 --> 01:36:26.000 Yeah, I am almost on zero after pay at the moment. 2166 01:36:26.239 --> 01:36:26.640 That's good. 2167 01:36:27.000 --> 01:36:29.159 Keep it there, I said to Nicola. Once we've got 2168 01:36:29.199 --> 01:36:30.399 down to zero, I'm understalling it. 2169 01:36:31.399 --> 01:36:33.920 Okay, that's one I'm keeping on because I don't have 2170 01:36:34.000 --> 01:36:36.439 credit cards for anything, and neither do we. Yeah, I've 2171 01:36:36.479 --> 01:36:40.880 never had them. They won't let me. Well, that's true. 2172 01:36:40.960 --> 01:36:43.520 There is also that, but yeah, Margaret Mary the other 2173 01:36:43.600 --> 01:36:46.680 day was saying how things going financially. 2174 01:36:47.079 --> 01:36:53.479 And as always, Mum say, it was always yes, since 2175 01:36:53.520 --> 01:36:56.640 you're asking, But you know, I sort of had to 2176 01:36:57.319 --> 01:36:58.760 she says, this because you're going through a purse at 2177 01:36:58.800 --> 01:36:59.000 the time. 2178 01:36:59.000 --> 01:37:01.119 It's correct, but I sort I had to break it down. 2179 01:37:01.119 --> 01:37:03.079 So look, I've never had credit cards, you know, I don't. 2180 01:37:03.159 --> 01:37:06.800 I even in stronger financial times like oh, I just 2181 01:37:06.840 --> 01:37:07.760 don't want to have that. 2182 01:37:08.640 --> 01:37:09.479 It's pressure, isn't it? 2183 01:37:09.520 --> 01:37:09.560 That? 2184 01:37:09.720 --> 01:37:13.359 That pressure and the freedom It seems like freedom to 2185 01:37:13.439 --> 01:37:14.319 purchase things, but it's not. 2186 01:37:14.479 --> 01:37:18.279 And after pay seems at the track work. Yeah, but 2187 01:37:18.560 --> 01:37:21.000 I won't uninstalled. I'm I'm kind of I'm a fan 2188 01:37:21.079 --> 01:37:23.760 of after pay. I can control it. It doesn't control me. 2189 01:37:23.920 --> 01:37:25.840 It's just a fun way to say after pay. Well sure, 2190 01:37:26.760 --> 01:37:28.800 except now they've got something called before pay, which I 2191 01:37:28.840 --> 01:37:31.359 don't I think is a different company. I don't think 2192 01:37:31.399 --> 01:37:33.600 it's from the same people. It's silly, but it sounds 2193 01:37:33.640 --> 01:37:35.920 like payday loans before pay. Yeah, hey, goods. 2194 01:37:36.279 --> 01:37:38.479 The sounds a little Helpers flicking through different stations here 2195 01:37:38.479 --> 01:37:40.399 where we discover it setus or help. We're just going 2196 01:37:40.439 --> 01:37:42.600 through different channels. We have the news report of the 2197 01:37:42.680 --> 01:37:46.039 Babysitter bandit from the final episode of Someone Chanted Evening, 2198 01:37:46.079 --> 01:37:48.000 who was originally going to be It was the first 2199 01:37:48.000 --> 01:37:49.640 episode that returned. I think it was going to be 2200 01:37:49.760 --> 01:37:52.199 the usual pilot of the Simpsons. But it looks so 2201 01:37:52.399 --> 01:37:55.359 terrible that they had to replace the director with David 2202 01:37:55.399 --> 01:37:58.359 Silman and saved the episode. But Someone Chanted, even Lucille 2203 01:37:58.439 --> 01:38:01.960 or BUTTSGAUSI the babysit a band that me see. Krusty 2204 01:38:02.079 --> 01:38:02.920 is on a talk show. 2205 01:38:03.039 --> 01:38:05.439 Joe. What's the guy's name, Joe Franklin. 2206 01:38:05.479 --> 01:38:08.199 I believe is it Joe Franklin they mentioned on the commentary, Actually, yeah, 2207 01:38:08.239 --> 01:38:09.640 we believe it's Joe Franklin. 2208 01:38:09.680 --> 01:38:12.199 Who is Joe Franklin, a talk show host in the 2209 01:38:12.359 --> 01:38:15.600 United States. So you know, I just know the name. Yeah, 2210 01:38:15.800 --> 01:38:17.399 I want to say those guys were a dime a dozen, 2211 01:38:17.479 --> 01:38:18.760 but there were plenty of them. 2212 01:38:19.119 --> 01:38:22.479 Joe Franklin, American hosts and television actor. Okay, so yeah, 2213 01:38:22.880 --> 01:38:23.800 what did you show finish? 2214 01:38:23.880 --> 01:38:23.960 Well? 2215 01:38:24.000 --> 01:38:26.039 You know, like we're talking about things that would be 2216 01:38:26.159 --> 01:38:29.279 on in the afternoon, like talk shows and chat shows. Yeah, 2217 01:38:29.479 --> 01:38:31.760 I guess the name that we might know in Australia, 2218 01:38:31.800 --> 01:38:34.600 although it's very sort of old fashion, Nerve Griffin is 2219 01:38:34.640 --> 01:38:37.760 one of them. Of course, you had your late night 2220 01:38:37.840 --> 01:38:39.560 guys like Carson and all that. I think, you know, 2221 01:38:40.079 --> 01:38:42.000 if you're operating during the day, it meant you were 2222 01:38:42.079 --> 01:38:43.840 kind of like in the reserves or the B team, 2223 01:38:43.960 --> 01:38:46.000 unless you were really really sort of good at it, 2224 01:38:46.720 --> 01:38:49.199 like Donaghue or whatever or Oprah. Oprah was the daytime 2225 01:38:49.560 --> 01:38:52.680 he late tried, Everyone tried. I mean, well, Ellen was 2226 01:38:52.720 --> 01:38:56.239 there forever. Now it's Drew Drew. Yeah, I can't watch Drew. 2227 01:38:56.279 --> 01:38:57.399 It makes me cringe. 2228 01:38:58.000 --> 01:39:00.000 Cringey, isn't it. It's like they say something in motion 2229 01:39:00.199 --> 01:39:01.479 and that just gives him a cuddle and I'm like, 2230 01:39:01.960 --> 01:39:02.800 what are we doing here? 2231 01:39:06.840 --> 01:39:07.960 Well, I'll tell you what Drew is doing. 2232 01:39:08.399 --> 01:39:12.479 They can bank. Yeah, this is Joe Franklin. You're right, Yeah, 2233 01:39:12.520 --> 01:39:15.119 so Crusty's on Joe Franklin show. I think he said 2234 01:39:15.159 --> 01:39:16.800 something of yours the only show that I will do. 2235 01:39:17.199 --> 01:39:20.000 And then we go duft beer commercial re use footage 2236 01:39:20.000 --> 01:39:21.960 of Troy Mclaw from They Can't Believe they invented it 2237 01:39:22.039 --> 01:39:23.199 and it was actually done by Dan. 2238 01:39:23.359 --> 01:39:25.079 Yeah. I was about to say that, Yeah, it was bizarre. 2239 01:39:27.000 --> 01:39:28.319 Do they actually have a little sign on the back 2240 01:39:28.359 --> 01:39:30.039 saying Troy Mclaw or does the person say that the 2241 01:39:30.079 --> 01:39:35.079 drum mclauk But it's but he wasn't the established Troum 2242 01:39:35.119 --> 01:39:37.880 mcclaw character yet. Yeah, it was like, I'm try McClure. Yeah, 2243 01:39:37.920 --> 01:39:38.880 so that was a better fill. Hum. 2244 01:39:39.079 --> 01:39:41.840 Yes, And then he notices the assassins in the wardrobe. 2245 01:39:42.079 --> 01:39:44.640 And I really appreciated here in this scene where they're 2246 01:39:44.640 --> 01:39:47.239 flicking through the little details of the volume just randomly 2247 01:39:47.319 --> 01:39:49.880 going up because it's obviously his teeth touched on the 2248 01:39:49.960 --> 01:39:52.039 volume button, the vogue button goes after. It's little things 2249 01:39:52.079 --> 01:39:52.199 like that. 2250 01:39:52.800 --> 01:39:52.960 Hobe. 2251 01:39:53.000 --> 01:39:55.279 He comes downstairs and finds the massacre, screams no, and 2252 01:39:55.279 --> 01:39:57.159 all the neighborhood dogs back as well, Like I can 2253 01:39:57.199 --> 01:40:00.079 see how it is frustrated here because he genuinely he 2254 01:40:00.119 --> 01:40:01.640 made the effort to keep them away from the dog 2255 01:40:01.720 --> 01:40:04.520 by putting them in the in the top shelf of 2256 01:40:04.560 --> 01:40:05.199 the wardrobe. 2257 01:40:05.720 --> 01:40:08.079 So and alot. I think he took it pretty well. Yeah, 2258 01:40:08.199 --> 01:40:09.840 you would take it. You would take it personally, like 2259 01:40:09.880 --> 01:40:14.439 Michael Jordan, when when you've made the effort to put 2260 01:40:14.520 --> 01:40:17.079 a lid on the food or put the shoes on 2261 01:40:17.119 --> 01:40:20.720 the top shelf or whatever, and it still happened, still 2262 01:40:20.760 --> 01:40:24.199 happens like this shit on purpose. There's a dog behavior, 2263 01:40:24.239 --> 01:40:25.760 there's a there's I've got you've got a. 2264 01:40:25.760 --> 01:40:29.359 Grudge against him taking this personal indeed, Yes, But I 2265 01:40:29.479 --> 01:40:31.840 don't think though, because I think it took it quite well. 2266 01:40:31.960 --> 01:40:34.840 I don't think Homer yelling at the dog is really 2267 01:40:34.880 --> 01:40:38.039 what this episode needed, because as you were saying, yes, 2268 01:40:38.079 --> 01:40:40.359 there cost a lot of money, but that's his fault 2269 01:40:40.359 --> 01:40:42.880 for spending money on their shoes and then they're just shoes, 2270 01:40:42.880 --> 01:40:44.319 and I don't think we wanted to see sales. Little 2271 01:40:44.319 --> 01:40:46.680 help it getting be rated for shoes. The quilt was 2272 01:40:46.760 --> 01:40:50.840 something different, You're right, quilt meant something to everybody home 2273 01:40:50.840 --> 01:40:52.960 and then chains upsetenters will help with a bigger lock, 2274 01:40:53.319 --> 01:40:56.079 and marcha just obedient school. That's always your answer for everything. 2275 01:40:56.079 --> 01:40:58.720 It's part, says the various classes we have east Side 2276 01:40:58.840 --> 01:41:02.640 rough Form School, Professor Von Bows's Sanitarium for Dogs. We 2277 01:41:02.800 --> 01:41:05.319 taught a dog to drive it, says doctor Marvin Monroe's 2278 01:41:05.359 --> 01:41:08.079 Canine Therapy Institute. Your dog isn't the problem, you are. 2279 01:41:08.560 --> 01:41:11.039 And then she settles on Emily Winthrop's Canine College. And 2280 01:41:11.079 --> 01:41:13.359 I just think that the I love that the dog 2281 01:41:13.439 --> 01:41:15.720 in the ad for the sanitarium one was literally wearing 2282 01:41:15.760 --> 01:41:18.840 a straight jacket as a great job here of showcasing 2283 01:41:18.880 --> 01:41:22.760 the different approaches to training a dog, saying you're the problem, 2284 01:41:22.960 --> 01:41:26.039 or others are saying that we need to be really 2285 01:41:26.079 --> 01:41:26.640 strict with them. 2286 01:41:26.720 --> 01:41:29.720 Yeah, some tough love, some gentle parent, Yeah yeah. 2287 01:41:29.720 --> 01:41:32.199 Moving the blame, shifting the blame and whatnot. But we're 2288 01:41:32.239 --> 01:41:35.159 now at the college and Emily blows this silent whistle 2289 01:41:35.319 --> 01:41:36.520 that no one can hear but the dogs in here, 2290 01:41:36.600 --> 01:41:38.640 shuts all the dogs up, and Martin and Jacques are 2291 01:41:38.680 --> 01:41:44.119 there bowling structor missed also as Sam from the Barflives. 2292 01:41:44.119 --> 01:41:45.479 He's there as well as one of the characters. So 2293 01:41:45.840 --> 01:41:47.840 she gives them all toffees, and she refers to sat 2294 01:41:47.880 --> 01:41:49.800 as little help, her Satan's little help. And you think 2295 01:41:49.920 --> 01:41:51.880 that's just planting the seeds of where this is going 2296 01:41:51.920 --> 01:41:52.319 to be going. 2297 01:41:52.920 --> 01:41:55.680 Ladies and gentlemen, most of you already know like, with 2298 01:41:55.800 --> 01:41:59.239 a little love and confession in your poppy will grow 2299 01:41:59.359 --> 01:42:02.880 up to be God, a little bundle of joy, stone 2300 01:42:02.960 --> 01:42:06.720 and nonsense, taught by Charlatan's and learned by bloody twits. 2301 01:42:07.399 --> 01:42:09.640 Let me tell you the two most important words you 2302 01:42:09.720 --> 01:42:11.359 will ever hear in your life. 2303 01:42:12.000 --> 01:42:12.840 Choke chain. 2304 01:42:13.479 --> 01:42:15.520 You'll raise the dog the same way you would raise 2305 01:42:15.560 --> 01:42:21.039 a child, with simple or pricitive commands. You don't followed 2306 01:42:21.079 --> 01:42:22.680 by immediate correction. 2307 01:42:23.279 --> 01:42:27.079 Well, how can we tell if we're doing this maneuver effectively? 2308 01:42:27.239 --> 01:42:30.159 The dog's eyes will cross and his tongue will protrude 2309 01:42:30.239 --> 01:42:32.319 and change color ever so slightly. 2310 01:42:32.560 --> 01:42:33.760 Is my dog dead name? 2311 01:42:34.520 --> 01:42:36.039 You don't know how often I've asked it. 2312 01:42:36.560 --> 01:42:37.960 Chook chain is a misnoma. 2313 01:42:38.239 --> 01:42:40.319 Trust me. They are always breathing. 2314 01:42:41.079 --> 01:42:42.760 But it's kind of kind of confused. He He's like, well, 2315 01:42:42.800 --> 01:42:44.159 I've been told I have to come in. This must 2316 01:42:44.199 --> 01:42:46.399 be the right thing to do. But he doesn't like it. 2317 01:42:46.720 --> 01:42:49.800 It's well, the thing is this woman's an authority figure. Yeah, 2318 01:42:50.000 --> 01:42:53.319 and also British. Yes, trust him. 2319 01:42:53.479 --> 01:42:56.960 Marge and Lisa are watching the stories and it's pretty 2320 01:42:58.119 --> 01:43:01.680 it's pretty full on right that it seems somewhat unrealistic 2321 01:43:01.680 --> 01:43:04.359 that Marge would let Lisa watched his. But in nineteen 2322 01:43:04.399 --> 01:43:06.960 ninety one we didn't have replays, we didn't have streaming. 2323 01:43:06.960 --> 01:43:09.199 If you missed your stories, missed your story. So she's like, well, 2324 01:43:09.279 --> 01:43:11.920 Lisa's home, I have to look after her. Fuck it, 2325 01:43:12.000 --> 01:43:13.520 she's gonna have to watch it goes. I'm not missing 2326 01:43:13.560 --> 01:43:15.720 this story. I really need to see what is it that? 2327 01:43:16.119 --> 01:43:18.479 Because Brandy's coming out of her coma and she knows 2328 01:43:18.520 --> 01:43:20.479 that the Phony Prince's body is hidden in the boathouse, 2329 01:43:20.560 --> 01:43:23.760 I need to know what happens with this. Meanwhile, the 2330 01:43:23.800 --> 01:43:27.000 dog chases Snowball two into the room, sees Lisa's lollipop, 2331 01:43:27.399 --> 01:43:29.560 con visit it for a chicken, steals it runs off 2332 01:43:29.600 --> 01:43:31.479 with it that Lisa asks, what are we gonna do 2333 01:43:31.680 --> 01:43:34.039 mum if he doesn't learn anything in Marge is like, 2334 01:43:34.199 --> 01:43:36.159 I don't know, and as again playing the Seeds of Marche. 2335 01:43:36.199 --> 01:43:37.640 She doesn't want to get rid of the dog. But 2336 01:43:37.720 --> 01:43:39.520 she's like, I don't know what we're going to do. 2337 01:43:39.640 --> 01:43:41.199 I don't know what else we can possibly do here. 2338 01:43:41.239 --> 01:43:45.199 This dog is just ruining everything, Father McGrath, He returns 2339 01:43:45.760 --> 01:43:48.560 McGrath gra anyway returns down that you were, Dad, I was, 2340 01:43:49.039 --> 01:43:51.119 And then we get the montage of but failing to 2341 01:43:51.159 --> 01:43:53.680 get Sand's little helper to learn anything at the college, 2342 01:43:53.680 --> 01:43:55.920 whilst all the other dogs are just excelling at everything. 2343 01:43:56.600 --> 01:43:58.960 She's had something the unity on the floor you entered 2344 01:43:59.079 --> 01:44:02.520 like a hose that a fire. She's literally now as 2345 01:44:02.560 --> 01:44:04.680 punishing bart though too, which in turn, I feel like 2346 01:44:04.800 --> 01:44:08.840 this approach creates resentment between owner and pet. Oh, yeah, absolutely, 2347 01:44:10.119 --> 01:44:12.119 because you're not learning. I'm now being punished. 2348 01:44:12.359 --> 01:44:14.079 Yeah, I'm catching the heat for this. Yeah. 2349 01:44:14.439 --> 01:44:17.199 Over attempts to return the shoes. You're gonna give it 2350 01:44:17.199 --> 01:44:18.680 a crack, right. The worst I can say is no, 2351 01:44:19.279 --> 01:44:21.399 But he says, my faithful dog was bringing the shoes, 2352 01:44:21.439 --> 01:44:22.600 but they fell apart in his mouth. 2353 01:44:23.399 --> 01:44:26.000 I had this recent well not quite this, but I 2354 01:44:26.279 --> 01:44:31.760 returned a shirt to a high end country road. 2355 01:44:32.119 --> 01:44:32.800 No, no, no, no. 2356 01:44:33.359 --> 01:44:36.159 I went up to David Jones in Melbourne with tag, 2357 01:44:36.239 --> 01:44:39.640 without tag, with tag, but I'd thrown out the tag. 2358 01:44:39.800 --> 01:44:44.840 See what can you throw it at? I bought this okay, 2359 01:44:45.359 --> 01:44:48.239 I bought this shirt. You mean throw at the receipt? 2360 01:44:48.279 --> 01:44:50.920 You mean no, No, I'd thrown at the tag. I 2361 01:44:51.039 --> 01:44:54.640 bought the shirt, but it wasn't the size that I. Well, 2362 01:44:55.159 --> 01:44:57.079 I thought it was the size I needed, so I'd 2363 01:44:57.119 --> 01:44:59.119 cut off the tag, thrown the tag away, and I'd 2364 01:44:59.159 --> 01:45:01.199 try on the shirt. It's like, oh, man, no, this 2365 01:45:01.359 --> 01:45:05.359 is this is the size too small. If I if 2366 01:45:05.439 --> 01:45:07.439 I crashed out, I can fit into it whatever so 2367 01:45:08.520 --> 01:45:09.800 and but then I found out, oh no, I can 2368 01:45:09.840 --> 01:45:11.840 get a size larger from this other place. But then 2369 01:45:11.920 --> 01:45:14.079 the tag was in the in the rubbish, and plus 2370 01:45:14.239 --> 01:45:16.319 other rubbish got on top of it and it was gross. 2371 01:45:17.960 --> 01:45:20.159 I had like coffee stained on it or something. So 2372 01:45:20.199 --> 01:45:24.600 I did get it out blow. I took the shirt 2373 01:45:24.640 --> 01:45:29.319 and my two cents. And I don't think i'd actually 2374 01:45:29.319 --> 01:45:30.800 bought the shirt from David Jones. I bought it from 2375 01:45:30.800 --> 01:45:32.520 somewhere else, but David Jones was the place that had 2376 01:45:32.560 --> 01:45:36.039 it in a high yeah, so I took it after 2377 01:45:36.199 --> 01:45:39.800 I said, oh, yeah, this shirt's not quite right? Is everything? 2378 01:45:39.880 --> 01:45:40.000 Oh? 2379 01:45:40.119 --> 01:45:41.680 I don't have the receipt. Sorry, but here's the tag 2380 01:45:41.720 --> 01:45:43.319 and everything like that. Can I exchange it for seven? 2381 01:45:43.760 --> 01:45:45.600 She's looking at me like, let's do it this tag. 2382 01:45:45.760 --> 01:45:49.920 I'm like, so I got it. She'd let you do it. 2383 01:45:50.000 --> 01:45:53.359 She let him shirt? Good man, I did all right. 2384 01:45:55.760 --> 01:45:57.840 So the tag was separated from the shirt. The tag 2385 01:45:57.920 --> 01:45:59.000 was definitely separated from the shirt. 2386 01:45:59.079 --> 01:46:02.119 Yeah. Yeah, she's probably thinking, I'm. 2387 01:46:02.000 --> 01:46:03.479 Just gonna say whatever I can get. Gut had in 2388 01:46:03.520 --> 01:46:06.199 my store. I was no one's this fucked up. 2389 01:46:06.239 --> 01:46:08.520 I was doing the one hundred, the same guy, Davis 2390 01:46:08.640 --> 01:46:11.880 charm of fansive. It's like, what a day? How's things 2391 01:46:11.920 --> 01:46:18.399 going here? Anyway? Weather? How about those cats? Anyway? But 2392 01:46:18.439 --> 01:46:20.239 I got the shirt and there But anyway. 2393 01:46:20.239 --> 01:46:23.000 The upshot was I got my shirt. That's that's the 2394 01:46:23.119 --> 01:46:24.079 That's what we all wanted to hear. 2395 01:46:24.399 --> 01:46:26.840 And then I was in David Jones maybe like three 2396 01:46:26.920 --> 01:46:30.119 weeks later and going through that same section, and I 2397 01:46:30.319 --> 01:46:33.800 saw that shirt on the on the rack, and I 2398 01:46:34.000 --> 01:46:35.720 saw the tag on it, and still it all those 2399 01:46:35.720 --> 01:46:37.520 same stains reattached to it. They read. 2400 01:46:39.880 --> 01:46:42.840 Someone's out there with a David Jones shirt. That's been 2401 01:46:42.920 --> 01:46:46.760 Oh that's crazy, But have you ever worn the shirt? 2402 01:46:47.000 --> 01:46:48.760 I think i'd put it on, so you wore the shirt, 2403 01:46:49.000 --> 01:46:50.600 but then I'll do the tag out and then return 2404 01:46:50.680 --> 01:46:51.279 that motherfucker. 2405 01:46:51.760 --> 01:46:56.279 That's true, the perfect cray that I'm now confessing to 2406 01:46:56.359 --> 01:46:58.720 on the podcast. That's awesome. 2407 01:47:00.560 --> 01:47:04.960 I've gotten no receipt, but boy, what a day before 2408 01:47:05.000 --> 01:47:06.760 you stepped in to go all right, it's time for 2409 01:47:06.800 --> 01:47:11.319 the old Davis ch It's go time, bingo. 2410 01:47:13.760 --> 01:47:15.960 That's the thing. I walked away and she was looking 2411 01:47:15.960 --> 01:47:17.640 at this singer, son of a bitch. 2412 01:47:21.640 --> 01:47:24.039 Four figure discount is brought to you by our incredible 2413 01:47:24.039 --> 01:47:27.640 supporters on Patreon. With your support, we're able to hire editors, 2414 01:47:27.720 --> 01:47:30.600 purchase new equipment, and everything else that goes into producing 2415 01:47:30.640 --> 01:47:31.560 top quality shows. 2416 01:47:31.600 --> 01:47:32.680 Each and every week. 2417 01:47:33.000 --> 01:47:35.800 Our supporters get early in add free access to every show, 2418 01:47:36.239 --> 01:47:39.199 new episodes of Tales of Futurama, Talking sci Fild and 2419 01:47:39.319 --> 01:47:41.880 Speaking of the Heel each month, as well as access 2420 01:47:41.920 --> 01:47:45.079 to exclusive Facebook and Discord communities. So go ahead and 2421 01:47:45.119 --> 01:47:46.960 support the show today for as little as just one 2422 01:47:47.039 --> 01:47:52.000 dollar at patreon dot com slash four figure discount. The Homer, yes, 2423 01:47:52.039 --> 01:47:53.279 he says, so he's tryed to turn the shoes, but 2424 01:47:53.319 --> 01:47:55.720 the unfortunately the warranty doesn't cover fire, theft or acts 2425 01:47:55.760 --> 01:47:58.199 of dog. But he sees the glosses cookie and Narcy 2426 01:47:58.239 --> 01:48:01.319 caut right here, apparently doing her almost natural voice the 2427 01:48:01.439 --> 01:48:03.800 Alha girl, and she says, we're going to try a sample, 2428 01:48:04.319 --> 01:48:05.880 and he eats a bunch of samples and says, you 2429 01:48:05.880 --> 01:48:07.319 can buy some more soft for a dollar, so that's 2430 01:48:07.319 --> 01:48:09.680 your plan, gets it dipped and then jack up the prize. 2431 01:48:09.680 --> 01:48:10.960 Do you go wild with the samples? 2432 01:48:11.119 --> 01:48:12.800 I haven't seen samples in the store for a long time. 2433 01:48:12.840 --> 01:48:14.920 Do they still do that? Did they stop it because 2434 01:48:14.960 --> 01:48:15.840 it's the health and safety thing? 2435 01:48:16.039 --> 01:48:19.199 Maybe, but the fantastic Saquita Butcher not far from here, 2436 01:48:20.119 --> 01:48:23.479 they will always Well they have for a while had 2437 01:48:23.640 --> 01:48:25.159 like a little plate up on top of the counter 2438 01:48:25.279 --> 01:48:29.279 with like try out sharizo, try our German sausage or whatever. 2439 01:48:29.479 --> 01:48:31.680 Did they cook it first? No, No, it's like it's 2440 01:48:31.760 --> 01:48:35.960 the stuff. It's the deli stuff stuff. Oh yeah, there, 2441 01:48:36.960 --> 01:48:54.039 iniably like, no, please, we have other customers tell me back. No, 2442 01:48:54.640 --> 01:48:55.960 I will go wild for samples. 2443 01:48:56.119 --> 01:48:58.520 I'm pretty sure every time we go to the ice 2444 01:48:58.560 --> 01:49:01.640 cream store, Nicola tries the sam I want, Nikola, you 2445 01:49:02.039 --> 01:49:02.560 you set up for. 2446 01:49:02.600 --> 01:49:03.239 This last time? 2447 01:49:03.520 --> 01:49:03.680 Well? 2448 01:49:04.680 --> 01:49:06.399 Giving out? Or is she asked? She's asking can I 2449 01:49:06.439 --> 01:49:07.960 taste this one? Can I taste something like? Nik, you 2450 01:49:08.039 --> 01:49:11.439 know exactly what that caramel ascream? Yeah. I always feel 2451 01:49:11.439 --> 01:49:13.800 a bit dubious about doing that, but sometimes like yeah, 2452 01:49:14.159 --> 01:49:16.680 or or the del He's like, oh can I I'd 2453 01:49:16.720 --> 01:49:18.560 like maybe try that honey dam Can I try a 2454 01:49:18.600 --> 01:49:19.880 bit of it? Yeah? 2455 01:49:20.000 --> 01:49:20.119 Right? 2456 01:49:20.359 --> 01:49:22.039 Yeah, It's like, oh no, I don't want that. 2457 01:49:22.359 --> 01:49:24.359 I always find if I'm in the supermarket and I'm hungry, 2458 01:49:24.399 --> 01:49:25.960 I just walk past a Danni and second, pleast try 2459 01:49:26.000 --> 01:49:30.000 some chicken, please, chicken shaved. I can't say no, you 2460 01:49:30.119 --> 01:49:31.960 have to let you have to offer free samples was. 2461 01:49:31.960 --> 01:49:35.439 Seen at the supermarket. There's certainly one in particular. I 2462 01:49:35.479 --> 01:49:37.039 think it's wool As that does it. But you know 2463 01:49:37.159 --> 01:49:39.399 you will go in. It's like he does have a 2464 01:49:39.439 --> 01:49:41.399 free banana or an apple for the kids. It's like, 2465 01:49:41.680 --> 01:49:43.199 I've never seen a grown up do it, but I'd 2466 01:49:43.239 --> 01:49:45.239 like to. I would probably be the first I've done it. 2467 01:49:45.520 --> 01:49:48.000 Have you be an apple? Yeah? Okay, grab a banana? 2468 01:49:48.119 --> 01:49:53.399 Fucking we were gonna do. Pale fans guys like did 2469 01:49:53.479 --> 01:49:56.880 he just take an apple? Excuse me? Are you under 2470 01:49:56.880 --> 01:50:00.079 the edge of twelve? It's like, oh no, I'll I 2471 01:50:00.119 --> 01:50:01.119 was taking his job seriously. 2472 01:50:01.359 --> 01:50:03.640 I thought the guy here in the shoe store was 2473 01:50:03.720 --> 01:50:06.479 almost like an earlier version we discussed Wise Guy, almost 2474 01:50:06.479 --> 01:50:08.159 an early version of Squeaky Voice team. 2475 01:50:08.039 --> 01:50:10.520 A little bit too yeah, I mean, also combined with 2476 01:50:10.760 --> 01:50:13.760 the archetypal Simpsons slacker voice, you know when they go 2477 01:50:13.840 --> 01:50:15.960 to a music festival or another. We don't really cover 2478 01:50:16.039 --> 01:50:18.600 the acts of Dog, so it's all not too much 2479 01:50:18.600 --> 01:50:21.640 difference between him and Otto. This version of Otto, certainly 2480 01:50:21.680 --> 01:50:24.680 in this episode, Yeah, wasn't ye man, It was more 2481 01:50:24.760 --> 01:50:27.680 like here he dude. Yeah, it wasn't really steering into 2482 01:50:27.720 --> 01:50:30.600 the keep on dragging sores. That mean no one knows. 2483 01:50:31.239 --> 01:50:33.880 So to this day, Homer is writing the letter property 2484 01:50:33.920 --> 01:50:35.199 of Homer J. Simpson hands off. 2485 01:50:35.239 --> 01:50:36.000 This is my cookie. 2486 01:50:36.439 --> 01:50:39.079 Of course that doesn't fit into the cookie jar, but 2487 01:50:39.199 --> 01:50:41.119 we get the POV the point of view from the 2488 01:50:41.159 --> 01:50:44.079 dog and its predator vibes. He sees the cookie and 2489 01:50:44.319 --> 01:50:46.800 he of course takes it. Yes, Lisa is now showing 2490 01:50:46.840 --> 01:50:48.680 Marge the passion that she has made for the quilt, 2491 01:50:48.880 --> 01:50:52.119 and it's the two two biggest musical influences in her life, 2492 01:50:52.199 --> 01:50:54.560 Mister Lago and Bleeding Gums Murphy. 2493 01:50:55.079 --> 01:50:56.680 She also has a callous as well. We get the 2494 01:50:56.720 --> 01:50:59.039 eighteen moment, which I thought was a nice sort of touch. 2495 01:50:59.159 --> 01:50:59.760 You would like that. 2496 01:51:00.039 --> 01:51:01.439 Yeah, the dog is drinking out of the toilet. He's 2497 01:51:01.479 --> 01:51:03.760 walking around and he sees the quilt and you go, 2498 01:51:03.960 --> 01:51:07.359 oh shit. And March's home and come see what Lisa 2499 01:51:07.399 --> 01:51:09.880 has done. And they find the dog just chewing up 2500 01:51:09.880 --> 01:51:12.000 the quilt and six generations ruined, and you really feel 2501 01:51:12.039 --> 01:51:13.880 so for much. Yeah, oh god, Yeah, this is probably 2502 01:51:13.880 --> 01:51:16.079 the most one of the most important things. She hasn't 2503 01:51:16.079 --> 01:51:19.439 seen why someone that really wants for much and this, 2504 01:51:19.560 --> 01:51:21.399 but this is really important to her for good reason, 2505 01:51:21.479 --> 01:51:22.359 and it's now gone. 2506 01:51:22.720 --> 01:51:25.600 Do you have any fairly family heirlooms or something that 2507 01:51:25.720 --> 01:51:28.000 was like important to your family that you broke or 2508 01:51:28.079 --> 01:51:29.039 that you damaged in some. 2509 01:51:29.119 --> 01:51:32.279 Way, family elms that are broke, And I have any 2510 01:51:32.319 --> 01:51:34.920 knowledge of family earms that are broke. I do have 2511 01:51:36.159 --> 01:51:37.920 things that were given to me by like my nan 2512 01:51:38.159 --> 01:51:40.239 or my uncle Jock that Elliott has like dropped and 2513 01:51:40.279 --> 01:51:41.000 sort of cracked or. 2514 01:51:41.000 --> 01:51:41.680 Broken off gone. 2515 01:51:43.319 --> 01:51:46.359 I've managed to keep that fine for like thirty years, 2516 01:51:46.399 --> 01:51:47.520 Like Jock gave it to me when I was a 2517 01:51:47.560 --> 01:51:49.399 little kid, and you had it for like ten seconds 2518 01:51:49.399 --> 01:51:50.319 and you fucking dropped it. 2519 01:51:50.880 --> 01:51:52.359 Can't be angry at you. You just to keep this, 2520 01:51:52.600 --> 01:51:53.880 like god damn it. 2521 01:51:54.520 --> 01:51:57.880 Yeah, there was a rock that had like opal on 2522 01:51:58.039 --> 01:51:59.880 it and it's I don't think they's even worth an it, 2523 01:52:00.199 --> 01:52:01.760 but Uncle Joh gave it to me when I was 2524 01:52:01.760 --> 01:52:02.960 a kid. He's like, yeah, I found this when I 2525 01:52:03.000 --> 01:52:04.520 went to some country like. 2526 01:52:04.520 --> 01:52:05.159 Africa or whatever. 2527 01:52:05.159 --> 01:52:06.359 And I was like, that's cool. I've just kept this 2528 01:52:06.520 --> 01:52:08.439 rock on my shelf from my rooms wherever I move. 2529 01:52:08.479 --> 01:52:10.279 I've always had this rock, and now I had it 2530 01:52:10.319 --> 01:52:12.520 in the garage. He's like, what's this And as I 2531 01:52:12.560 --> 01:52:14.079 put it down, please, and he fucking dropped it and 2532 01:52:14.199 --> 01:52:19.640 just shattered, and I was like, don't touch things as 2533 01:52:21.680 --> 01:52:24.239 you It's really there the moments that challenge you as 2534 01:52:24.279 --> 01:52:26.560 a parent, where you go you've got to go through 2535 01:52:26.600 --> 01:52:28.319 all the options in your head really quickly because you've 2536 01:52:28.319 --> 01:52:30.840 any got you know, it's got a few seconds, a 2537 01:52:30.840 --> 01:52:33.119 few seconds to react, and what you do is gonna 2538 01:52:33.159 --> 01:52:36.000 leave a lasting impression is yell, do I explain? And 2539 01:52:36.199 --> 01:52:39.760 you want to just fucking erupt, but it's like, keep cool, 2540 01:52:39.960 --> 01:52:42.399 explain why. But when they do it again, that's why 2541 01:52:42.399 --> 01:52:44.600 I try to say to Elliott, I'll only get angry 2542 01:52:44.760 --> 01:52:47.319 if I've told you not to do something you know 2543 01:52:47.600 --> 01:52:49.039 you're not supposed to do it, and then you do 2544 01:52:49.119 --> 01:52:52.239 it again. Yes, then I don't still don't erupt because 2545 01:52:52.239 --> 01:52:54.119 you don't want to be that rah rah. But sometimes 2546 01:52:54.239 --> 01:52:57.359 kids need to know that you're the boss. Yeah you've 2547 01:52:57.359 --> 01:53:00.479 said this, Yeah, but yeah, so you broke any family 2548 01:53:00.520 --> 01:53:02.760 islands not broken. I just broke that broke the tradition 2549 01:53:02.800 --> 01:53:03.680 of footballs in the family. 2550 01:53:05.119 --> 01:53:06.039 I broke the father son. 2551 01:53:06.760 --> 01:53:06.880 Uh. 2552 01:53:08.640 --> 01:53:10.600 I think I probably mentioned this on one of our 2553 01:53:10.640 --> 01:53:14.279 shows in the past, but we had this beautiful old 2554 01:53:14.479 --> 01:53:17.399 sort of like Art Deco style, no, not really out, 2555 01:53:17.720 --> 01:53:20.880 like a nineteen fifty style map of the world, like 2556 01:53:21.000 --> 01:53:23.720 a big framed one. I think it was from Quantus. 2557 01:53:24.680 --> 01:53:26.279 It was like something out of Madman. It was like 2558 01:53:26.359 --> 01:53:30.600 something to see in Don Draper's office. And for some reason, 2559 01:53:30.680 --> 01:53:32.880 when I was a kid, I had a sticker of 2560 01:53:33.000 --> 01:53:36.239 something from Geelong. I think you have mentioned this story, 2561 01:53:36.399 --> 01:53:40.319 and I stuck it over, like, oh, here's Geelong, and 2562 01:53:40.720 --> 01:53:42.920 I think the second I did, I realized, well, that 2563 01:53:43.039 --> 01:53:46.279 fucks everything up, and I tried to peel off and 2564 01:53:46.319 --> 01:53:47.880 it was like I was starting to peel off the 2565 01:53:47.960 --> 01:53:51.640 fabric or whatever the paper. I was like, well, I 2566 01:53:51.800 --> 01:53:58.680 fuck this. I would have done this shit forty five 2567 01:53:58.800 --> 01:54:01.720 years ago, a lot long long time. It feels weird 2568 01:54:01.720 --> 01:54:03.239 to say it's one of the great regrets of my life. 2569 01:54:03.279 --> 01:54:05.680 But I feel like I fucking, you know, threw a 2570 01:54:05.800 --> 01:54:08.159 mustache on the moan of Lisa or something. I was 2571 01:54:08.399 --> 01:54:10.960 so angry with myself. Yeah, and I don't think I 2572 01:54:11.000 --> 01:54:13.279 don't think the folks really minded that much. And when 2573 01:54:13.279 --> 01:54:15.479 it was up in my room, you just can't let 2574 01:54:15.520 --> 01:54:18.600 it bother you. No, I mean, I don't know where 2575 01:54:18.640 --> 01:54:21.039 it is now. I don't think we kept it. We'll 2576 01:54:21.079 --> 01:54:23.319 probably throw it out of because well, this thing's fucking wrong. Thanks. 2577 01:54:24.319 --> 01:54:26.439 But yeah, till this day, i'm kind of like. 2578 01:54:27.079 --> 01:54:29.079 It was the point of that. Yeah, but it seemed 2579 01:54:29.079 --> 01:54:29.880 like a good idea at the time. 2580 01:54:29.960 --> 01:54:33.520 You were just a kid. Yeah, yeah, so angry. I 2581 01:54:33.600 --> 01:54:43.359 need to take you to obedience school. That's true anyway. 2582 01:54:43.359 --> 01:54:44.840 But it's chewed up at the quilt and yeah, it's 2583 01:54:44.840 --> 01:54:47.880 just terrible and homes trying to comfort March. Look, we 2584 01:54:48.000 --> 01:54:50.800 all love that quilt. It's fine until he sees the cookie. 2585 01:54:50.920 --> 01:54:53.640 And I thought this was selfish ridiculous but also funny. 2586 01:54:53.840 --> 01:54:56.119 Again. Yeah, we're pushing the outer limits of his sort 2587 01:54:56.119 --> 01:54:59.399 of selfishness, pushing it to slightly ridiculous levels. But yeah, 2588 01:54:59.600 --> 01:55:01.600 I think we all been there where it's kind of like, oh, 2589 01:55:01.680 --> 01:55:03.000 you know, it's not so bad, it's not so bad, 2590 01:55:03.039 --> 01:55:05.359 but you know, the minute it gets personal for you, yeah, 2591 01:55:06.039 --> 01:55:06.760 oh wait a minute. 2592 01:55:08.000 --> 01:55:09.479 And I think we've all had a moment in our 2593 01:55:09.560 --> 01:55:12.000 lives at least once where there is a bit of 2594 01:55:12.079 --> 01:55:15.000 food left overs from the night before or something at 2595 01:55:15.039 --> 01:55:17.960 home or whatever that you've just been looking forward to. 2596 01:55:18.119 --> 01:55:21.000 Oh yeah, certainly, and you come home and someone else 2597 01:55:21.119 --> 01:55:25.079 is eating it or drunk it, and you're like, I 2598 01:55:25.199 --> 01:55:26.239 know it's just food, but. 2599 01:55:26.279 --> 01:55:27.720 I really wanted it. 2600 01:55:27.800 --> 01:55:32.000 It's very like sometimes Nicholas say, I love rossotto, which 2601 01:55:32.039 --> 01:55:34.399 just say cooking rostta for dinner, and then it'll get 2602 01:55:34.439 --> 01:55:37.000 to like tea time. She go, I don't really feel 2603 01:55:37.000 --> 01:55:39.399 like cooking it, and I'm like, I'm not going to 2604 01:55:39.439 --> 01:55:40.239 make you cook food. 2605 01:55:40.960 --> 01:55:44.960 I really wanted it looking for it all day. How 2606 01:55:45.159 --> 01:55:47.920 dare you be tired? How dare you? But it's fine? 2607 01:55:49.119 --> 01:55:52.199 Then I of course here, Look I love dogs. But 2608 01:55:52.279 --> 01:55:54.920 if this happened to me I'd probably reassess my options 2609 01:55:54.960 --> 01:55:57.960 as well, because I don't know. I like to think 2610 01:55:58.000 --> 01:55:59.760 I wouldn't want to ever get I don't think I 2611 01:55:59.800 --> 01:56:01.159 have could bring myself. If I have a pet, I 2612 01:56:01.159 --> 01:56:02.560 would never be able to get rid of it and 2613 01:56:02.960 --> 01:56:05.640 not have it anymore. But man, I would be pretty 2614 01:56:05.680 --> 01:56:08.479 angry if my pet ruled a family, earl them like this. 2615 01:56:10.680 --> 01:56:12.279 We can say it's there for for living on the bed, 2616 01:56:12.319 --> 01:56:14.039 but it shouldn't. You should be able to leave it 2617 01:56:14.079 --> 01:56:14.600 on the bed. 2618 01:56:14.520 --> 01:56:18.399 You know, something like that. Absolutely, Yeah, yeah, my food. 2619 01:56:18.439 --> 01:56:22.000 You can kind of understand. Shoes, I guess does some 2620 01:56:22.159 --> 01:56:24.359 degree feel like something that gets chewed a lot? But yeah, 2621 01:56:24.439 --> 01:56:26.560 something like a quill. It's like, no way, man. 2622 01:56:27.199 --> 01:56:30.000 But Homer calls for the family meeting, so it's time 2623 01:56:30.079 --> 01:56:33.199 to go. Not gonna happen, You gotta go. But even 2624 01:56:33.279 --> 01:56:35.399 Lisa says we can't. She can't bear to let him go, 2625 01:56:35.680 --> 01:56:37.880 and Marge degrees, Look, she agrees with Homer. You think 2626 01:56:37.960 --> 01:56:39.520 Margine can agree with it with List, But I think 2627 01:56:39.560 --> 01:56:42.279 that's important when you're a parent, you've got to back 2628 01:56:42.279 --> 01:56:44.640 each other up. And I think having the quilt get 2629 01:56:44.680 --> 01:56:47.760 destroyed made Marjor realize, Look, we exhausted our options here. 2630 01:56:47.840 --> 01:56:49.439 This is like probably what we're gonna have to go down. 2631 01:56:49.479 --> 01:56:50.560 This is the route we have to go down. But 2632 01:56:50.720 --> 01:56:52.920 please that if he passes the training can be Please 2633 01:56:53.039 --> 01:56:53.399 keep him. 2634 01:56:54.239 --> 01:56:56.800 No way, you can't give my dog away. I'll sit 2635 01:56:56.840 --> 01:57:00.479 by my hair sugar in the gas caboard. I've suffered 2636 01:57:00.520 --> 01:57:02.640 as much as anyone at the pause of this dog. 2637 01:57:03.399 --> 01:57:06.439 When I look into his vacant brown eyes, I just 2638 01:57:06.640 --> 01:57:10.319 can't bear to let him go. I'm sure Mom agrees 2639 01:57:10.359 --> 01:57:10.600 with me. 2640 01:57:11.159 --> 01:57:13.880 No, I'm afraid I agree with your father. 2641 01:57:14.399 --> 01:57:15.880 You do ha ha? 2642 01:57:16.960 --> 01:57:20.680 Oh Please, it's not just the quilt. He's a nice dog, 2643 01:57:20.760 --> 01:57:23.239 but he chews up everything. He doesn't obey. He's not 2644 01:57:23.319 --> 01:57:26.000 even housebroken. And we've spent all this money on an 2645 01:57:26.039 --> 01:57:28.359 obedience school and I don't see any improvement. 2646 01:57:28.640 --> 01:57:30.720 All right, all right, he sent us Little Hooper studies 2647 01:57:30.800 --> 01:57:33.680 real hard and pusses his venoles and becomes a perfect dog. 2648 01:57:34.319 --> 01:57:35.479 Can we keeping them? 2649 01:57:35.880 --> 01:57:38.800 No, this is our pet. 2650 01:57:39.279 --> 01:57:43.239 We can question his integrity and disposition, but we can't 2651 01:57:43.399 --> 01:57:44.439 question his heart. 2652 01:57:45.239 --> 01:57:46.359 Are you trying to teach. 2653 01:57:46.239 --> 01:57:48.319 Us that the way to solve a problem with something 2654 01:57:48.399 --> 01:57:50.319 you love is to throw it away? 2655 01:57:53.159 --> 01:57:56.800 Oh? Please, if they're ever going to pull the plug 2656 01:57:56.880 --> 01:57:57.159 on me. 2657 01:57:57.800 --> 01:57:59.920 I want you in my corner, honey. 2658 01:58:00.720 --> 01:58:03.680 All right, if he passes obedient score, we can keep. 2659 01:58:03.600 --> 01:58:04.640 On yay right. 2660 01:58:05.720 --> 01:58:07.720 I thought this was a lovely moment, felt real. Homer 2661 01:58:07.760 --> 01:58:11.159 and Marge's anger was justified, understandable from the kids perspective, 2662 01:58:11.239 --> 01:58:13.479 it's how can you do this? This is our pres 2663 01:58:13.479 --> 01:58:16.399 our best friend. It was nice that Bart was lucky 2664 01:58:16.520 --> 01:58:19.880 enough to have Lisa in his corner to protest for him, 2665 01:58:20.279 --> 01:58:22.640 because advocate advocate for him, because he wasn't gonna be 2666 01:58:22.640 --> 01:58:24.159 able to convince them that she did it for him. 2667 01:58:24.159 --> 01:58:26.239 But I thought it was very nice. Bart is trying 2668 01:58:26.279 --> 01:58:27.600 to teach that a little helper at the school, just 2669 01:58:27.600 --> 01:58:29.640 trying to teach him to roll over, just all no success. 2670 01:58:30.520 --> 01:58:33.720 Notice's in the KJO section. Yeah, she gives Bart a toffee, 2671 01:58:33.800 --> 01:58:35.800 just mocking him. Really, isn't she a good job? 2672 01:58:35.920 --> 01:58:36.439 Have a toffee? 2673 01:58:36.640 --> 01:58:39.560 Homer and Marge are writing the ad to give away 2674 01:58:39.600 --> 01:58:41.520 Sanders little helper. March just maybe we should wait till 2675 01:58:41.560 --> 01:58:43.000 after he's failed, and he's like, no, no, we've got 2676 01:58:43.039 --> 01:58:45.359 to commit. And from the writers as well, they've got 2677 01:58:45.399 --> 01:58:47.520 to commit. We've got to see that they're committed to this. 2678 01:58:47.600 --> 01:58:49.520 Otherwise we won't believe it, because I think I would 2679 01:58:49.520 --> 01:58:51.159 have believe they would have given away the dog. So 2680 01:58:51.239 --> 01:58:53.720 they write the note free to get home, world's most 2681 01:58:53.720 --> 01:58:59.039 brilliant dog, says I love you in command time, just 2682 01:58:59.399 --> 01:59:00.840 go with it. We'll we'll fix it on the fly. 2683 01:59:01.359 --> 01:59:04.399 But is still struggling at the at the school. We're 2684 01:59:04.439 --> 01:59:06.439 getting to follow basic commands. This is not looking good 2685 01:59:06.479 --> 01:59:08.720 at all. And as where Homer calls or gets a 2686 01:59:08.760 --> 01:59:10.880 phone call I think from a potential buyer, the new owner, 2687 01:59:11.199 --> 01:59:12.640 and he fools him you he thinks, pretends that he's 2688 01:59:12.640 --> 01:59:14.279 a dog on the phone saying I love you, and 2689 01:59:14.560 --> 01:59:16.399 he's excited. Now we're gonna get rid of this dog. 2690 01:59:17.000 --> 01:59:18.560 It seems home it's excited to get rid of the dog, 2691 01:59:18.640 --> 01:59:20.079 but you know, deep down he's not gonna He doesn't 2692 01:59:20.079 --> 01:59:22.159 want to get rid of him. Now they're trying to 2693 01:59:22.560 --> 01:59:25.359 teach the boys the dogs sorry, to stay away from 2694 01:59:25.399 --> 01:59:27.760 the beef Wellington, and you can hear the pain. I 2695 01:59:27.800 --> 01:59:29.640 thought Nancy was great. Here the pain in Bart's voice 2696 01:59:29.680 --> 01:59:33.239 trying to say no, stay, stay, please, I love you, 2697 01:59:33.359 --> 01:59:35.880 don't do this, and he just does it anyway. Meanwhile, 2698 01:59:35.880 --> 01:59:37.760 the new owner comes to check on Santa's Little Helper 2699 01:59:37.760 --> 01:59:39.880 and plans to use him to pull carts and not 2700 01:59:40.000 --> 01:59:42.079 just for mules, and Homer says, you can pick him 2701 01:59:42.119 --> 01:59:43.600 up tomorrow and you can hear the crack and his 2702 01:59:43.720 --> 01:59:46.159 voices it to say, well, I guess this is happening. 2703 01:59:46.359 --> 01:59:47.960 You know, I guess this is what we're going to 2704 01:59:48.000 --> 01:59:52.279 be doing. Then missus Winthrop is reading her magazine and interrupting, 2705 01:59:52.359 --> 01:59:54.640 Sands little Helper says, and he sits on his lap. 2706 01:59:54.720 --> 01:59:57.399 He's just he's just a dog. Man's of all the dogs, 2707 01:59:57.399 --> 01:59:58.800 I probably want sat as little help. But if he 2708 01:59:58.840 --> 02:00:00.880 wasn't doing shit, he seems like the most lovable one 2709 02:00:00.920 --> 02:00:02.840 of all of them. But it's not working for Bart. 2710 02:00:02.920 --> 02:00:04.199 You just can't get the dog to get through, and 2711 02:00:04.239 --> 02:00:06.640 he please to her, look, you're getting me paid anyway, 2712 02:00:06.680 --> 02:00:09.319 can you just pass him? And I can see it 2713 02:00:09.359 --> 02:00:11.840 from Emily's perspective, it's like, yes, I ain't getting paid, 2714 02:00:11.840 --> 02:00:14.399 but I also have a reputation too, and it's obviously 2715 02:00:14.800 --> 02:00:18.000 succeeding because everyone's going to her school. I did really 2716 02:00:18.159 --> 02:00:20.800 enjoy also, the delivery of Heavens to Merca fright. 2717 02:00:22.079 --> 02:00:22.880 It's so dramatic. 2718 02:00:23.399 --> 02:00:26.840 It's a Snagglepuss saying yes it is. Indeed, Yeah, I 2719 02:00:26.960 --> 02:00:29.000 love that guy, you do indeed, yep is he stage 2720 02:00:29.039 --> 02:00:30.720 left stage. 2721 02:00:31.520 --> 02:00:35.439 The world does not need another college graduate who doesn't 2722 02:00:35.560 --> 02:00:36.640 know how to sick. 2723 02:00:36.760 --> 02:00:38.039 He'll sit, He'll sit. 2724 02:00:38.760 --> 02:00:43.840 Come on, boy, sick sick blah blah. 2725 02:00:43.640 --> 02:00:46.600 Pulling huh correct the dog. 2726 02:00:47.199 --> 02:00:57.399 I don't want to strangle my dog. Blood it boy, Sorry, boy, 2727 02:00:57.720 --> 02:00:58.920 you can't help being dumb. 2728 02:01:00.159 --> 02:01:01.560 This is the moment that makes people not want to 2729 02:01:01.600 --> 02:01:04.439 watch this episode because they really just don't like this moment. 2730 02:01:04.560 --> 02:01:07.439 But I think it needed this moment for the emotional 2731 02:01:07.479 --> 02:01:10.840 payoff at the end is Bart has gone through everything. 2732 02:01:11.039 --> 02:01:13.279 He is so desperate to want to keep the dog. 2733 02:01:13.920 --> 02:01:16.039 He's like, well, will this work? And as soon as 2734 02:01:16.079 --> 02:01:19.119 he does it, you just he doesn't regret. He apologizes, 2735 02:01:19.119 --> 02:01:21.800 and it's just it's horrible, it's horrifying, and yeah, it's 2736 02:01:21.800 --> 02:01:23.479 not good at all. But then Marge finds Lisa making 2737 02:01:23.520 --> 02:01:25.920 her own quilt and she says, as you were saying earlier, 2738 02:01:25.960 --> 02:01:27.319 it's one thing to be a link in a chain, 2739 02:01:27.640 --> 02:01:29.800 it's another to start one of your own. And her 2740 02:01:29.880 --> 02:01:32.640 patch commemorates the destruction of the original quilt. 2741 02:01:33.359 --> 02:01:34.800 Just the perfect ending. Good for you. 2742 02:01:35.680 --> 02:01:37.920 I think it was great. Yeah, fantastic enter that arc. 2743 02:01:38.520 --> 02:01:40.560 Then we get barred again in the backyard. It's nighttime 2744 02:01:40.560 --> 02:01:43.159 the night before and Bart is trying to teach him 2745 02:01:43.199 --> 02:01:45.439 to sit and it's just not getting through, and Lisa 2746 02:01:45.479 --> 02:01:47.600 arise and says, look, stop torturing yourself and him. Just 2747 02:01:47.760 --> 02:01:49.960 enjoy your last night together. And I think that's why 2748 02:01:49.960 --> 02:01:51.279 I was watching it going. I was kind reminds me 2749 02:01:51.279 --> 02:01:53.039 of I knew Jet was going the next day, and 2750 02:01:53.079 --> 02:01:56.119 I'm like, just enjoy being with him, just enjoy that 2751 02:01:56.119 --> 02:01:57.680 he's here. Kept saying to Elliott in the last week, 2752 02:01:57.960 --> 02:02:00.920 Aliot say, I want to go do this, So I'm like, mate, 2753 02:02:01.720 --> 02:02:04.640 enjoy yet, because once he's gone, he's not he's gone, 2754 02:02:04.880 --> 02:02:08.000 you know, enjoy these last few moments here and and 2755 02:02:08.359 --> 02:02:10.399 but here. So a really nice little montage. She not 2756 02:02:10.479 --> 02:02:13.119 thrown the frisbee and just a kid in his best 2757 02:02:13.159 --> 02:02:15.880 friend essentially. Yeah, and she throw at least throws the 2758 02:02:15.920 --> 02:02:17.039 ball though, and he doesn't get it. 2759 02:02:17.079 --> 02:02:17.399 So clearly. 2760 02:02:18.079 --> 02:02:19.960 The moment further emphasizes to me that when she came 2761 02:02:20.000 --> 02:02:22.279 to the dog's defense during the fight, she was more 2762 02:02:22.359 --> 02:02:25.319 doing it for Bart's sake than her own. Sat as 2763 02:02:25.319 --> 02:02:28.119 little helper finally understands the words sit though, and as 2764 02:02:28.199 --> 02:02:30.920 silly and as sort of cliche as it is for 2765 02:02:31.039 --> 02:02:32.560 me as a fist pump moment. 2766 02:02:32.479 --> 02:02:35.199 If you're a dog lover, you're like, yes, finally, yes. 2767 02:02:35.119 --> 02:02:37.880 He's getting through, and it's it's I really really liked it. 2768 02:02:38.000 --> 02:02:40.000 And as I said, this episode really takes on the 2769 02:02:40.159 --> 02:02:42.680 emotional rollercoaster. He shows his talent to Emily. 2770 02:02:42.760 --> 02:02:46.039 Then he really does learn very quickly to pick up 2771 02:02:46.039 --> 02:02:46.800 on just about everything. 2772 02:02:46.920 --> 02:02:49.520 Yeah, roll over, yeah, and we get the graduation, so 2773 02:02:49.640 --> 02:02:51.279 Emily says, you son up a bitch, and they get 2774 02:02:51.359 --> 02:02:53.520 the home is annoyed at first, but then realizes, oh, 2775 02:02:53.520 --> 02:02:55.520 I do love this dog and start celebrating, and then 2776 02:02:55.560 --> 02:02:58.199 we get the animal house ending. So the various ones 2777 02:02:58.239 --> 02:03:01.960 were Sam's dog but he ran away from home, Martin's dog, 2778 02:03:02.479 --> 02:03:05.439 Lao Suit, the Chinese philosopher who incorporated the concept of 2779 02:03:05.520 --> 02:03:08.920 yin and yang. He what happened to him? I didn't 2780 02:03:08.920 --> 02:03:11.520 actually what he did. He ate a poison toad. Oh, 2781 02:03:11.640 --> 02:03:12.199 that's no good. 2782 02:03:13.359 --> 02:03:14.039 I don't think he died. 2783 02:03:14.119 --> 02:03:16.640 That's no good. And Santas will help a bit Bart 2784 02:03:16.680 --> 02:03:17.600 but Homer didn't mind. 2785 02:03:18.039 --> 02:03:18.640 And that's the end. 2786 02:03:18.840 --> 02:03:21.479 That is the end of Bart's Dog Gets an F. 2787 02:03:21.640 --> 02:03:24.119 So yeah, by no means the funniest episode. But I 2788 02:03:24.159 --> 02:03:26.800 think an important episode an episode that really, when I 2789 02:03:26.880 --> 02:03:29.119 say important, I think it's every sick one, as I said, 2790 02:03:29.199 --> 02:03:32.359 needs an episode that makes you relate and respect and 2791 02:03:32.439 --> 02:03:34.239 love the character. I think this episode does that. It 2792 02:03:34.319 --> 02:03:36.960 definitely does fair. Yeah, all right, so guys, let us 2793 02:03:37.000 --> 02:03:39.119 know what your thoughts are Bart's Dog Gets an F. 2794 02:03:39.479 --> 02:03:41.520 We're gonna be collecting all of your questions and whatnot 2795 02:03:41.520 --> 02:03:43.119 and we're gonna be going through all those in our 2796 02:03:43.279 --> 02:03:46.479 monthly community mailbag at the end of the month, So 2797 02:03:46.640 --> 02:03:49.680 keep sending your questions through. 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Plus, we're launching a movie movie 2819 02:04:38.680 --> 02:04:40.920 reviews again, and we're gonna be reviewing a Goofy movie 2820 02:04:41.000 --> 02:04:43.600 to celebrate the fifth anniversary with one Rob Paulson, voice 2821 02:04:43.600 --> 02:04:45.640 actor from the movie as well. He's gonna be joining 2822 02:04:45.680 --> 02:04:46.880 us for that review, so you can find it on 2823 02:04:47.000 --> 02:04:50.640 our Patreon as well. But enough shilling, mister Davis. The 2824 02:04:50.720 --> 02:04:52.640 next episode of four Finger discat we're gonna be doing 2825 02:04:52.680 --> 02:04:55.760 a season twenty review the No Loan Again, Natural Diddley 2826 02:04:55.800 --> 02:04:56.279 or whatever it is. 2827 02:04:56.319 --> 02:05:01.000 I can't remember that. It's a season twenty episode. We're 2828 02:05:01.039 --> 02:05:02.720 gonna do them. We're gonna do them and. 2829 02:05:02.920 --> 02:05:05.000 Be more classic reviews in the near future, but for now, 2830 02:05:05.039 --> 02:05:08.159 mister Davis, any final words for those incredible listeners out there, 2831 02:05:08.359 --> 02:05:08.720 amazing 2832 02:05:08.800 --> 02:05:10.399 Listeners, just remember we were RU