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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 3>But your freaking idiots all right. Idiotology brought you this

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<v Speaker 3>morning by Petties Meats, Stay Wod four thirty four and

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<v Speaker 3>long would just wants to buy four. I think I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be making a pit stop there on the way

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<v Speaker 3>home today, Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Getting the Salisbury steak. Ain't you?

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<v Speaker 2>You got me there? He already showed me his cards, busted.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you do when you do the Salisbury' steak of Petties?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you do their mashed potatoes with it? Or you

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<v Speaker 1>you whip up your own? I don't even just have

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<v Speaker 1>them do everything. No, if I'm gonna do mash potatoes taco,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I'm willing to divulge that. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if a Salisbury steak alone is a proper

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, well, you do you?

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<v Speaker 3>I do me.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right, so thank you Petties. Sorry we got sidetracked there.

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<v Speaker 1>If you've never been to Patty's Stay Road four thirty

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<v Speaker 1>four right there and along with their phenomenal well that's wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh uh don't forget ACDC tickets. If you want to

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<v Speaker 3>win those this morning, you get fifteen minutes to get

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<v Speaker 3>your vote in for you say, we play it. Everybody

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<v Speaker 3>who votes eligible to win ACDC tickets JR. Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's begin in out near Denver, first responders in law

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<v Speaker 3>enforcement were investigating a death at the Cherry Creek Reservoir

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<v Speaker 3>yesterday afternoon of what potentially was an ice fisherman who

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<v Speaker 3>had fallen through the ice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You hear reservoir and death, and you know it's not good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's reservoirs like the big like they have at the dams,

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<v Speaker 1>right yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Ooh the h a Rapoo County Sheriff's office at a

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<v Speaker 3>pair of fishermen were heading out onto the water near

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<v Speaker 3>the spillway yesterday when they saw a cooler floating about

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<v Speaker 3>fifty to seventy five feet off shore. They went out

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<v Speaker 3>to drag it to shore, and after moving it found

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<v Speaker 3>there was a sixty five your old male body grabbing

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<v Speaker 3>onto the cooler.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah dead.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like Titanic, just like the scene forget You never

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<v Speaker 1>watched Titanic, did you?

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<v Speaker 3>Of course? I?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know own the DVD okay, the because I

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<v Speaker 1>remember they are whatever their names were, hanging on it.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not taking my beer.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not taking my SSUs flotation frozen right onto the

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<v Speaker 1>cooler CA. I mean that's a cooler is perfect for

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<v Speaker 1>flotation pack because look, you can keep half your body

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<v Speaker 1>out of the icy water. And look, your hands are

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<v Speaker 1>on the handles of the cooler, so you're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>slide off. At least I'm keeping my balls. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>keeping my junk out of water. You know what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting that, I'm I'm going the body level. I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get it as much as I can on that cooler.

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<v Speaker 3>If you want my cooler, you're gonna have to pride

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<v Speaker 3>out of my cold dead hands.

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<v Speaker 2>Which way, Okay? I don't like being morbid, You know that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glassful kind of guy, but sometimes I like to

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<v Speaker 1>pose these which way, uh, over falls or frozen water.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm doing falls this frozen water. You really

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<v Speaker 1>gotta suffer, dude, What about you.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think I'm ready to go over some falls,

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<v Speaker 3>neither plum it to my death, neither of mine. But

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<v Speaker 3>I think if you're at least you have a fighting

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<v Speaker 3>chance in the frozen water for a little while. It

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<v Speaker 3>may be a really limited window, but you have a chance.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're going over the falls, chances are really good.

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<v Speaker 3>You're you're you know.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not doing the math of what I'm saying. Patty,

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<v Speaker 1>You're going either way. You're not You're not surviving on

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<v Speaker 1>the cooler. You're taking falls too, aren't you, big guy

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<v Speaker 1>in the little kayak. Well, I don't want to say.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to close my eyes at the part where

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to the edge tender on a roller coaster,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting anxiety. I gotta stop. Okay, I'm better.

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<v Speaker 3>You're talking about your junk, keeping your junk out of

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<v Speaker 3>the water. Ironically, we have a junk related story involving

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<v Speaker 3>soccer great David Beckham. H Apparently David Beckham's mother in

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<v Speaker 3>law is a Peterhawk. His She admitted that she zoomed

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<v Speaker 3>in so she could see everything in his new underwear ads. Really,

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<v Speaker 3>the forty nine year old former English soccer player said

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<v Speaker 3>that his mother in law admitted she and her friends

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<v Speaker 3>were zooming in on the photos for his new ad

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<v Speaker 3>for underwear brand Hugo Boss.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this is like this.

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<v Speaker 3>This has only been out for a couple of weeks

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<v Speaker 3>this new advertising campaign.

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<v Speaker 2>This is like the one of the big searches on pornhove.

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<v Speaker 3>His mother in law, Yeah, she she revealed that his

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<v Speaker 3>mother in law told him quote she could see everything

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<v Speaker 3>when she assumed in on this.

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<v Speaker 2>Howld's mother in law, I guess.

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<v Speaker 3>And probably in her sixties or seventies.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know who his wife is, Posh or

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<v Speaker 1>one of them spicers. So maybe mama's like peppery. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm only saying Beckham guy like that. You just look

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, like Pat, if we had a picture

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<v Speaker 1>of you, myself and Beckham, it's like, look at these

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<v Speaker 1>two schlubs.

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<v Speaker 2>Then all of a sudden, Oh, look at that guy.

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<v Speaker 2>He's hot.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh did I mention that he has I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>good jillions of dollars. He's one of the best soccer

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<v Speaker 1>players in the world. And oh yeah, he's married to

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<v Speaker 1>a Spicer.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me ask you this, Yeah, it's Victorious's wife, Victoria.

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<v Speaker 2>How does he get all that? Though it's not fair.

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<v Speaker 3>What I was gonna ask is this, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Mean, he's loaded, beyond me loaded, Hence the billions of.

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you doing underwear ads? You do you? I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I know you're a chiseled you know, from granite guy.

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<v Speaker 2>For the ladies because he can with one day in cash,

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<v Speaker 2>do you go?

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<v Speaker 3>You know? I think I want to do some underwear ads.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to do some endorsement for inndies.

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<v Speaker 1>Pat one day we're gonna be approached to be underwear models.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, we're not.

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<v Speaker 1>They're gonna do that's not happening. Normal guy undies. And

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<v Speaker 1>look at these two. Is that guy on the on

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<v Speaker 1>the side.

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<v Speaker 3>They already have that cartoon dude who wears the fat

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<v Speaker 3>guy underpants? What? Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 3>What brand is that? You all know what I'm talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>Northern Oh hell, do you have fat guy on your France? Well,

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<v Speaker 3>it's yeah, it's uh it's a ruggy guy, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>dad bod type.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife wants to take me closed shops.

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<v Speaker 3>What huh?

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<v Speaker 2>Tried for the last three weekends.

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<v Speaker 3>She said, I got short she got t shirtsform.

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<v Speaker 1>Man zachly what I said, and she said, no, you

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<v Speaker 1>need to change your wardrobe. You're looking kind of the

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<v Speaker 1>same as you have them. What are you midlife christs.

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<v Speaker 2>Have sent on me? I'm a slub. I can I can.

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<v Speaker 1>Fancy up and put on the long pants if I

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<v Speaker 1>need Victoria's mom seventy three.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I figured.

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<v Speaker 1>That'd be the age range Ballhowking and said Duluth, Duluth.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, everybody's texting trading company.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's a big dude, ruggy guy underpants.

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<v Speaker 2>Have us endorse it? Well, maybe I ain't afraid to

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<v Speaker 2>get muscivies.

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<v Speaker 1>Float a man, float a man, floating man, got to

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<v Speaker 1>be a flooring man. He's got to be a flying man.

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<v Speaker 3>He tad down to Miami Dade County and let's say

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<v Speaker 3>hello to thirty five year old Ritt Arias. Rit was arrested.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a minor charge considered what he was doing.

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<v Speaker 3>He misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct and breach of peace. Arius.

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<v Speaker 3>I have this story on our Facebook page if you

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<v Speaker 3>need more and some video to go along with what

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<v Speaker 3>he had going on. Rit was waving around a chucky

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<v Speaker 3>doll very menacingly no bigging outside of a grocery market

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<v Speaker 3>last week, and well shoppers were borderline scared of this.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude. We have people.

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<v Speaker 3>Calling and you really have no reason to be in

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<v Speaker 3>the area. Gone your way and don't cause another issue.

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<v Speaker 2>Called us again? Yes, what do I don't know what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just walking.

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't talk to anybody.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to bet with all?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't need to bet with you. Ma.

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<v Speaker 2>We got called that you were chasing people with the skull.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, you're gonna get attention just walking around with a

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<v Speaker 3>chucky doll. You don't need to wave it menacingly. And

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<v Speaker 3>somebody's you know, just trying to get some milk and bread. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you're gonna get shot for one.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lady gammering outside the publics yesterday, screaming like

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<v Speaker 1>crazy lady. I don't know if she was waiting on

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<v Speaker 1>the crazy bus to come get her, or or an

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<v Speaker 1>uber or something. She's she's starting to me and I

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<v Speaker 1>just kept on walking. Price of eggs crazy, I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I just stayed myself because you know, she could have

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<v Speaker 1>PWO boxers, that's what people are asking for.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody else said, we don't even have shirts HyET other

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<v Speaker 3>than the guy in Palm Bay who made his own.

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<v Speaker 2>The two guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, some said skid world to ordered underwear. Don't need

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<v Speaker 1>to see you guys in ball Hammocks. But thanks anyway, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we do got it. The boss got ordered new koozies.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think he might be chintzing out on the shirts. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to send an email for me?

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<v Speaker 3>Just whenever we get something with some traction going, it

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<v Speaker 3>just you know, something derails it. Look at BAF Pizza

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<v Speaker 3>for crying out loud. At this point, it's just it's

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<v Speaker 3>still just a pipe dream to j R.

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