Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco
Speaker 2: one on one one w jr R.
Speaker 3: But your freaking idiots all right. Idiotology brought you this
Speaker 3: morning by Petties Meats, Stay Wod four thirty four and
Speaker 3: long would just wants to buy four. I think I'm
Speaker 3: gonna be making a pit stop there on the way
Speaker 3: home today, Yep.
Speaker 1: Getting the Salisbury steak. Ain't you?
Speaker 2: You got me there? He already showed me his cards, busted.
Speaker 1: Do you do when you do the Salisbury' steak of Petties?
Speaker 1: Do you do their mashed potatoes with it? Or you
Speaker 1: you whip up your own? I don't even just have
Speaker 1: them do everything. No, if I'm gonna do mash potatoes taco,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm willing to divulge that. I
Speaker 1: don't know if a Salisbury steak alone is a proper
Speaker 1: I mean, well, you do you?
Speaker 3: I do me.
Speaker 1: You're right, so thank you Petties. Sorry we got sidetracked there.
Speaker 1: If you've never been to Patty's Stay Road four thirty
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Speaker 3: Let's begin in out near Denver, first responders in law
Speaker 3: enforcement were investigating a death at the Cherry Creek Reservoir
Speaker 3: yesterday afternoon of what potentially was an ice fisherman who
Speaker 3: had fallen through the ice.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You hear reservoir and death, and you know it's not good.
Speaker 1: That's reservoirs like the big like they have at the dams,
Speaker 1: right yeah.
Speaker 3: Ooh the h a Rapoo County Sheriff's office at a
Speaker 3: pair of fishermen were heading out onto the water near
Speaker 3: the spillway yesterday when they saw a cooler floating about
Speaker 3: fifty to seventy five feet off shore. They went out
Speaker 3: to drag it to shore, and after moving it found
Speaker 3: there was a sixty five your old male body grabbing
Speaker 3: onto the cooler.
Speaker 2: Ah dead.
Speaker 1: It's like Titanic, just like the scene forget You never
Speaker 1: watched Titanic, did you?
Speaker 3: Of course? I?
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't know own the DVD okay, the because I
Speaker 1: remember they are whatever their names were, hanging on it.
Speaker 3: You're not taking my beer.
Speaker 1: You're not taking my SSUs flotation frozen right onto the
Speaker 1: cooler CA. I mean that's a cooler is perfect for
Speaker 1: flotation pack because look, you can keep half your body
Speaker 1: out of the icy water. And look, your hands are
Speaker 1: on the handles of the cooler, so you're not gonna
Speaker 1: slide off. At least I'm keeping my balls. I've been
Speaker 1: keeping my junk out of water. You know what I'm
Speaker 1: getting that, I'm I'm going the body level. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to get it as much as I can on that cooler.
Speaker 3: If you want my cooler, you're gonna have to pride
Speaker 3: out of my cold dead hands.
Speaker 2: Which way, Okay? I don't like being morbid, You know that.
Speaker 1: I'm glassful kind of guy, but sometimes I like to
Speaker 1: pose these which way, uh, over falls or frozen water.
Speaker 1: I think I'm doing falls this frozen water. You really
Speaker 1: gotta suffer, dude, What about you.
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm ready to go over some falls,
Speaker 3: neither plum it to my death, neither of mine. But
Speaker 3: I think if you're at least you have a fighting
Speaker 3: chance in the frozen water for a little while. It
Speaker 3: may be a really limited window, but you have a chance.
Speaker 3: If you're going over the falls, chances are really good.
Speaker 3: You're you're you know.
Speaker 1: You're not doing the math of what I'm saying. Patty,
Speaker 1: You're going either way. You're not You're not surviving on
Speaker 1: the cooler. You're taking falls too, aren't you, big guy
Speaker 1: in the little kayak. Well, I don't want to say.
Speaker 1: I want to close my eyes at the part where
Speaker 1: I'm going to the edge tender on a roller coaster,
Speaker 1: I'm getting anxiety. I gotta stop. Okay, I'm better.
Speaker 3: You're talking about your junk, keeping your junk out of
Speaker 3: the water. Ironically, we have a junk related story involving
Speaker 3: soccer great David Beckham. H Apparently David Beckham's mother in
Speaker 3: law is a Peterhawk. His She admitted that she zoomed
Speaker 3: in so she could see everything in his new underwear ads. Really,
Speaker 3: the forty nine year old former English soccer player said
Speaker 3: that his mother in law admitted she and her friends
Speaker 3: were zooming in on the photos for his new ad
Speaker 3: for underwear brand Hugo Boss.
Speaker 2: Well, this is like this.
Speaker 3: This has only been out for a couple of weeks
Speaker 3: this new advertising campaign.
Speaker 2: This is like the one of the big searches on pornhove.
Speaker 3: His mother in law, Yeah, she she revealed that his
Speaker 3: mother in law told him quote she could see everything
Speaker 3: when she assumed in on this.
Speaker 2: Howld's mother in law, I guess.
Speaker 3: And probably in her sixties or seventies.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know who his wife is, Posh or
Speaker 1: one of them spicers. So maybe mama's like peppery. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm only saying Beckham guy like that. You just look
Speaker 1: and you know, like Pat, if we had a picture
Speaker 1: of you, myself and Beckham, it's like, look at these
Speaker 1: two schlubs.
Speaker 2: Then all of a sudden, Oh, look at that guy.
Speaker 2: He's hot.
Speaker 1: Oh did I mention that he has I don't know,
Speaker 1: good jillions of dollars. He's one of the best soccer
Speaker 1: players in the world. And oh yeah, he's married to
Speaker 1: a Spicer.
Speaker 3: Let me ask you this, Yeah, it's Victorious's wife, Victoria.
Speaker 2: How does he get all that? Though it's not fair.
Speaker 3: What I was gonna ask is this, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, he's loaded, beyond me loaded, Hence the billions of.
Speaker 3: Why are you doing underwear ads? You do you? I mean,
Speaker 3: I know you're a chiseled you know, from granite guy.
Speaker 2: For the ladies because he can with one day in cash,
Speaker 2: do you go?
Speaker 3: You know? I think I want to do some underwear ads.
Speaker 2: I want to do some endorsement for inndies.
Speaker 1: Pat one day we're gonna be approached to be underwear models.
Speaker 2: I feel it.
Speaker 3: No, we're not.
Speaker 1: They're gonna do that's not happening. Normal guy undies. And
Speaker 1: look at these two. Is that guy on the on
Speaker 1: the side.
Speaker 3: They already have that cartoon dude who wears the fat
Speaker 3: guy underpants? What? Uh?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: What brand is that? You all know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 3: Northern Oh hell, do you have fat guy on your France? Well,
Speaker 3: it's yeah, it's uh it's a ruggy guy, you know,
Speaker 3: dad bod type.
Speaker 2: My wife wants to take me closed shops.
Speaker 3: What huh?
Speaker 2: Tried for the last three weekends.
Speaker 3: She said, I got short she got t shirtsform.
Speaker 1: Man zachly what I said, and she said, no, you
Speaker 1: need to change your wardrobe. You're looking kind of the
Speaker 1: same as you have them. What are you midlife christs.
Speaker 2: Have sent on me? I'm a slub. I can I can.
Speaker 1: Fancy up and put on the long pants if I
Speaker 1: need Victoria's mom seventy three.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I figured.
Speaker 1: That'd be the age range Ballhowking and said Duluth, Duluth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody's texting trading company.
Speaker 3: That's that's a big dude, ruggy guy underpants.
Speaker 2: Have us endorse it? Well, maybe I ain't afraid to
Speaker 2: get muscivies.
Speaker 1: Float a man, float a man, floating man, got to
Speaker 1: be a flooring man. He's got to be a flying man.
Speaker 3: He tad down to Miami Dade County and let's say
Speaker 3: hello to thirty five year old Ritt Arias. Rit was arrested.
Speaker 3: This is a minor charge considered what he was doing.
Speaker 3: He misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct and breach of peace. Arius.
Speaker 3: I have this story on our Facebook page if you
Speaker 3: need more and some video to go along with what
Speaker 3: he had going on. Rit was waving around a chucky
Speaker 3: doll very menacingly no bigging outside of a grocery market
Speaker 3: last week, and well shoppers were borderline scared of this.
Speaker 2: Dude. We have people.
Speaker 3: Calling and you really have no reason to be in
Speaker 3: the area. Gone your way and don't cause another issue.
Speaker 2: Called us again? Yes, what do I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2: I was just walking.
Speaker 3: You didn't talk to anybody.
Speaker 2: You want to bet with all?
Speaker 3: I don't need to bet with you. Ma.
Speaker 2: We got called that you were chasing people with the skull.
Speaker 3: Look, you're gonna get attention just walking around with a
Speaker 3: chucky doll. You don't need to wave it menacingly. And
Speaker 3: somebody's you know, just trying to get some milk and bread. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're gonna get shot for one.
Speaker 1: There's a lady gammering outside the publics yesterday, screaming like
Speaker 1: crazy lady. I don't know if she was waiting on
Speaker 1: the crazy bus to come get her, or or an
Speaker 1: uber or something. She's she's starting to me and I
Speaker 1: just kept on walking. Price of eggs crazy, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I just stayed myself because you know, she could have
Speaker 1: PWO boxers, that's what people are asking for.
Speaker 3: Somebody else said, we don't even have shirts HyET other
Speaker 3: than the guy in Palm Bay who made his own.
Speaker 2: The two guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some said skid world to ordered underwear. Don't need
Speaker 1: to see you guys in ball Hammocks. But thanks anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we do got it. The boss got ordered new koozies.
Speaker 1: But I think he might be chintzing out on the shirts. Now,
Speaker 1: you want to send an email for me?
Speaker 3: Just whenever we get something with some traction going, it
Speaker 3: just you know, something derails it. Look at BAF Pizza
Speaker 3: for crying out loud. At this point, it's just it's
Speaker 3: still just a pipe dream to j R.
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